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I'll give you some small break in your search for a nice, cheap, lease or contract-hire car. I've poked around the Internet and collected 10 very good car adverts that I think are a bit edgy, (and funny as hell) for you to enjoy...

Note: Other contract hire websites cannot be bothered to take the time or effort to do ANYTHING like this... EVER! - Ling

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