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Customer Letter: 1509 / 1528
Graham says...
NISSAN QASHQAILing's approach to providing vehicle lease solutions is as effective, professional and customer driven as it is innovative and zany! Well done! The Nissan Qashqai is pretty good too! Dealer service was good – Vehicle should have been checked more thoroughly before delivery.

Graham Palmer
Corner Cottage
Moreton Morrell
CV35 9AR


Editor Note: Yes, you had a scratch which needed repairing Graham. But you have a super new car. The Nissan Qashqais are very good cars. Glad you thought my service professional yet fun. We had a great time getting your car :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1465 / 1528
Carmel says...
MERCEDES C-CLASS SALOONLing and her team were very helpful and efficient. I bought a Mercedes which I thought would be much scarier than it was on the internet. I would use Ling again.

Carmel Cassidy-Morris
Address Withheld
Stratford-upon-avon
CV37 ***


Editor Note: Now THIS is a scary Mercedes:



Hahahaha! But you just had a C-Class, not a Monster Merc :) Glad it was lovely for you. Internet is far safer than real-life, actually. - Ling




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Customer Letter: 1374 / 1528
Martin says...
CITROEN C3 PICASSOLing's service is fun, productive, fast reliable and friendly. Have used before and will no doubt use again! Good delivery!

Martin Dempster
16 Clive Road
Balsall Common
Coventry
CV7 7DW


Editor Note: Yep, this is the second Picasso (first was Xsara Picasso, this is later C3 Picasso) you have had from me. I love returning customers. I really hope to see you again in another three years, martin. You are great customer, and as a company MD, I really appreciate your comments :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1363 / 1528
Donna says...
AUDI A3Disappointed in time taken for my car to arrive from date ordered, then very shocked to receive wrong vehicle from Audi and felt so let down. Once car ordered again and delivered this time was eventually happy.

Donna Kane
Kaiya Hair Salon Ltd
19 Dormer Place
Leamington Spa
Warwickshire
CV32 5AA


Editor Note: Well, what a mistake by Audi! They built you the wrong car, a 5-door, not a 3-door. Let me just explain for anyone reading this... some mistakes do happen, even by Audi. The dealer immediately gave you a nice loan car (you do not mention this) and gave you free insurance until your correct car arrived. So, not a complete disaster as you got a free car for quite a period while the new one was being built. However, I agree should not have happened. The length of time Audi take is simply due to demand and is the same wherever you order a car from. Anyway, Donna, you now have your perfect correct car and I hope it gives you a very good few years of motoring. I think it is fair to say that Audi and the dealer sorted the stupid mistake out well and you actually benefited (even though you had to go through a small emotional trauma at the start). I did kick the dealer and Audi... but in the end I was pleased how they handled it, taking full responsibility. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1281 / 1528
Sandeep says...
FORD FIESTAI was very impressed by LingsCars...it was a friendly, informal service yet very professional and informative. Ling took my through the leasing system pain free and I got a very competitive deal. A colleague at work pays an extra £90 per month for the same car as me so I'm very grateful to have found this website! Thanks for all your help.

Sandeep Kahlon
29 Woodhill Rise
Coventry
CV6 6GW


Editor Note: Wow, Sand, no problemo! I am amazed at that higher price, I often see this happening. Cars are "upsold" by some brokers making a ridiculous price. Thanks for comments. You are a clinical psychologist, so maybe you can diagnose me??? :) hahaha! Enjoy the Fiesta! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1263 / 1528
Vivienne says...
PEUGEOT 4007Great service, questions answered immediately. Nothing was too much trouble, Ling goes the extra mile. Website LINGO system showing the progress of the application and car from initial enquiry to delivery is excellent. Good delivery, but my new Peugeot 4007 was slightly scratched and still awaiting resolution.


Quite terrible scratch - Ling

Just one more thing, Ling - do the Chinese really wrap Polo mints individually?

Vivienne Mills
Soar End Farm
Astley Lane, Astley
Bedworth
CV12 0NE


Editor Note: Viv, yes, hahaha, labour is cheap in China, there is a factory with 5,000 people and all they do all day is wrap polos. :) The scratch was annoying, it will have spoiled your enjoyment of the car. It is a terrible thing. The dealer is booking a scratch-away service to visit you. I am in discussion about that. If that cannot make it perfect, then the car will be taken to be made perfect. Car will be as good as new (it is new!) :) I show the scratch publicly because I do not like to hide this stuff! Real-life happens sometimes. Apart from that small delivery problem, you have a fantastic car at a cheap price. Those 4007s have loads of equipment! Enjoy it. Glad you like the service and LINGO so much, thanks for the comments.

UPDATE: The supplier contacted you Viv. They say: "All in hand. We hiring a car for Viv this week. Taking it down to her to use for three or four days while the Peugeot 4007 is repaired by a reputable bodyshop that does all the sales work for the Perrys Group. It will be as good as new" I want everyone reading this to know a) accidents do happen, b) they get fixed when the customers are mine. - Ling




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Customer Letter: 1261 / 1528
John says...
HONDA CIVICAbsolutely faultless service from Ling. From start to finish she kept me informed of the progress of my application. The new Honda Civic is a dream. I would highly recommend Ling's service to anyone (I already have). Absolutely no complaints. Excellent delivery of my new Civic - prompt, polite, courteous, A1.

John Scobbie
42 Stoneywood Road
Walsgrave
Coventry
CV2 2LL


Editor Note: John, well you are a busy man at the moment, as you are an Employment Advisor. Thanks for the brilliant letter, it's great to deal with a customer with such a sense of humour :) The Civics are really great cars, and built in the UK! Enjoy it! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1224 / 1528
John says...
VAUXHALL ZAFIRALing - Thanks for a great deal - from start to finish your service was not just value for money, but also excellent. It was professional with a touch of humour and fun that made for a complete and satisfactory transaction, as well as a pleasurable experience. Once again, many thanks.

Small negative - the valet on this slightly used Zafira was very poor.

John Quintanilla
Hebron Christian Faith Ministries
12 Watersmeet Grove
Wyken
Coventry
CV2 3HU


Editor Note: Well, God save the dealer when I give them a kicking for that valet, John! Apart from that, it sounds like you are pleased, which is great. These slightly used Zafiras have proved a hit in response to the credit crunch, keeps the costs low for your church. The car will always be under full warranty. How great that I am trusted by the Christians! Being a Chinese, I don't do religion and always try to keep God out of car sales, but... you were lovely to deal with and I will recommend your church as you come under pressure from Muslims in the FA Cup of religion, in West Midlands. Judging by you, your church will be a great place to visit! Have fun! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1159 / 1528
Cindy says...
VOLKSWAGEN TRANSPORTERLing provided excellent service throughout the whole process of setting up my contract lease to the arrival of my van. I have already recommended her to others and will have no hesitation in using her company in the future. My van was delivered on time as expected with no problems at any time. I love the way she always replies to your questions quickly. Delivery was excellent.




Cindy Lymbery
Pure Botanics Ltd
Unit A12 Little Heath Ind Est
Old Church Road
Coventry
CV6 7NB


Editor Note: Cindy!!! Hey, your new Transporter will smell lovely filled with flowers. Thanks for all the recommendations, I give you hyperlink! Glad you like my speed. If I need flowers, I know where to come. Pure Botanics specialise in providing stylish contemporary flower arrangements for weddings and business customers in Warwickshire. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1136 / 1528
Paramdeep says...
MITSUBISHI OUTLANDERGreat service as always. Mitsu Outlander is my second car from you now. Thanks Ling! Star! Excellent delivery. Awesomeness!

Paramdeep Dosanjh
The Leamington Group Limited
Connaught House, 4 Morrell Street
Leamington Spa
Warwickshire
CV32 5SZ


Editor Note: Peppy!!! You even drew me a big star, when you say "STAR"! Thanks!! You are a complete lunatic, and that makes you such a nice customer! Always nice to deal with fellow crazzzy. Also we are birds of a feather as we are both the successful immigrant, even though I am the first generation. Hope you love the Outlander - I had a ride in one in China this Christmas at Shuangliu, near Chengdu. It was a lovely car, the owner was a professor and she was VERY pleased with it :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1125 / 1528
Joanne says...
VAUXHALL CORSAHaving leased before from complete idiots I was a little reluctant - but I should not have worried; dealing with LINGsCARS has been fantastic, straightforward and so importantly everything has been so up front. My car is gorgeous, and no question has ever gone unanswered – Ling you're a star!!! Thank you. Excellent delivery, helpful, prompt service. And I LUV Lingo!

Joanne Sullivan
67 Brookford Avenue
Keresley
Coventry
CV62GP


Editor Note: Glad you like the Lingo system, Joanne, I put so much work into that! Yes, there are many companies who are complete idiots in this industry, it is unregulated, you know. Terrible. But, I am so pleased you had a great time getting your new Corsa. Hope you are loving it! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1059 / 1528
Manojkumar says...
PEUGEOT 207Hi Ling, I think the website is fantastic. It makes the whole process of leasing a car much more fun and enjoyable. Service is next to none and long may it continue. I am looking forward to another great deal in a year time. PS. The 207 is great, trying hard not to crash it. At 150 bhp it's poky. The supplying dealer forgot the locking wheel nuts but you sorted it pronto.

Manojkumar Patel
25 Grovefield Crescent
Balsall Common
Coventry
CV7 7RE


Editor Note: Wow! You are a real-life Boeing 737 airline pilot, so I am amazed you think the 207 is poky compared to your 737. However, your comments mean so much as in your job you have to follow a system (to avoid crash) and it makes me happy that you think my own system is great. Now all I need are those cheap tickets you promised me... :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 997 / 1528
Marc says...
CarCommunication excellent, a pleasure doing business. Delivery driver was very eager to get away. Your Chinese sweets have improved :)

Marc Couzens
16 Richmond Road
Hillmorton
Rugby
CV21 3AB


Editor Note: Marc, that is a disaster! I do my best to supply the worst sweets in the UK! And you say they have improved! I am so disappointed. But I am glad you thought it was a pleasure doing business. I will kick the dealer. Enjoy the Verso! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 911 / 1528
Paul says...
CarThe A6 you sourced for me is excellent, I am really pleased I chose this over the 5 series BMW.

The service I received from you was first class.

I spent a lot of time looking for the best deal and wish I came through to you in the best place. I will definitely be recommending you to my colleagues and family, as although cost was important, quality of service by the supplier is paramount. I received both (cheap cost and quality) from you. Excellent delivery, I do miss the emails (now I have the car)!

Thanks for all your help. Best wishes, Paul.

Paul Sharrock
64 Banbury Road
Stratford Upon Avon
CV37 7HY


Editor Note: Well, we did have some problems along the way, with your car, Paul. However, I guess it is how problems are resolved that matters, and you sound very happy now. Everyone who takes an A6 is very happy with the car... and the advantage over the BMW is that people let you pull out at junctions, in an Audi :) You are a director in a multinational car hire company (everyone would recognise the name), so I value your views. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 895 / 1528
Bruno says...
CarExcellent service, Ling. Very quick and efficient. My mats for my new Citroen C2 also came very quickly. A good friendly chap delivered the car. I can't fault you, really!

Bruno Carrouche
The Caraires Consultancy
Albert Buildings
2 Castle Mews
Rugby
CV21 2YL


Editor Note: Bruno and Sharon, well, I'm glad you like the fully loaded Citroen and I'm glad you liked my service. I give you a free hyperlink for yourbusiness! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 881 / 1528
Steve says...
CarI love getting cars from Ling. Always a good price and she always goes the extra mile - a very customer focused lady. Good delivery on my new Corolla Verso, car arrived when promised, so... great!

Steve Atherton
Arbour Associates Ltd
1 Windy Arbour
Kenilworth
CV8 2AT


Editor Note: Steve, you are a certified Aborist. I think. Which makes you special, I don't meet many of those! You have had quite a few cars from me including TWO Versos, a Scenic and a Megane, and we began with a Peugeot 307 (back in 2002!!!). My God! So long a go. Thanks for being a lovely long-term customer. Go chop some trees :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 743 / 1528
John says...
CarExceptional patience and helpfulness.

This is my second rental, Ling was that good I never bothered to look elsewhere. Good delivery.

"Entrepreneur of the Century" is closer than the award of "Entrepreneur of the Year".

John Herbert
25 Coleridge Road
Coventry
CV2 5HE


Editor Note: Wow, and we are only 8 years into the century! I'll do my best to keep up the great service to you, John. You had a brand new Fiat Grande Punto and these cars were just very, very cheap at the time, I have placed dozens and dozens in 2007. Enjoy the car, see you back in a couple of years :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 738 / 1528
Pearl says...
CarFantastic friendly service, great deals and exactly as advertised - a pleasure doing business with Ling - highly recommended. Smooth delivery, nice clean car. Excellent.

Pearl Duffett
14 Rowan Drive
Rugby
CV22 7JN


Editor Note: Pearl, thanks for the short note. They build those Qashqais quite close to me, and everyone up here is very pleased with the Nissan factory, there are more windmills there than in bloody Holland! The Qashqais are so popular, I have a 2-3 month waiting list. Enjoy!! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 708 / 1528
John says...
CarI was totally satisfied with the fantastic service levels of LINGsCARS, Ling always kept me up to date. No frills, no fuss, great deals, Ling would always be my first choice. Delivery; car arrived dirty.

John Edden
John Edden Logistics
Beanfield Avenue
Coventry
CV3 6PU


Editor Note: John, thanks so much for your letter as the Director of your business. I always like notes from business owners. I'm sorry the day was rainy and miserable for your VW Passat delivery, the weather is always a problem in Autumn/Winter deliveries. I'll give the supplier a kick and make sure they use a local car wash in the future. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 707 / 1528
Jason says...
CarCarlsberg don't do contract hire cars, but if they did, it would be done like this.

Ling, you were fast, efficient, friendly, and dare I say it ...you did exactly what it said on the tin. Fantastic. Excellent delivery, very polite and courteous. I'll be coming back in a couple of years when my Vauxhall Zafira contract expires.

Jason Fojtic
109 Justins Ave
Stratford-upon Avon
CV37 0DA


Editor Note: Jason, hehehe, you are an Internet Retail Sales Director, so I really appreciate your comments, even if Carlsberg probably don't. Maybe I should drink more? Note: I promote sensible drinking by my customers!
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Customer Letter: 706 / 1528
Peter says...
CarI am passionate about customer service, and yours is brilliant! Immediate response to all enquiries, delivery as promised... and the price - absolutely magnificent. I will be back!! Fantastic delivery, BMW were brilliant.

Peter Bowkett
4 Applecross Close
Coventry
CV4 8JW


Editor Note: Peter, thanks. I do my best. Glad I make you so happy. These BMW Coupes were very cheap. I hope you enjoy driving it for 2-years. Thanks for very lovely letter :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 645 / 1528
Peter says...
CarLing - I have just returned from my two week training course and my new car was there!! The chap who did the delivery was fantastic and everything went according to plan especially all the timings - order confirmation / delivery date etc etc. I would like to thank you for organizing the whole thing.

I am passionate about customer service and you deliver to a very high level indeed. You saved me so much money compared to the quote from BMW – I don't know how you do it. You responded to every email I sent you within minutes - it seemed - and every promise you made you kept - most unusual in this day and age. Naturally I will be returning when this BMW 3-Series Coupe needs replacing and when my daughter returns from her round the world trip in March - when she too will need her first car.

I have told all my friends about you and your web site. I hope you continue to prosper - I'm sure you will with service like this.

Peter Bowkett
4 Applecross Close
Coventry
CV4 8JW


Editor Note: Peter, yeah - that BMW 3-Series Coupe was very cheap, and what a great surprise for you, hehehe. Well, I can save vast sums over the BMW dealers because I don't have to fund their crazzzzy overheads, or their "poshness". At the end of the day, the car is EXACTLY the same, except it is delivered and you don't have to collect it - even better! To BMW I am the curate's egg. They like my happy BMW customers, if only they could generate the same satisfaction levels... but they are attacked by some dealers for allowing me to supply BMW cars. Tough, eh? :) Re the emails and communication, it is easier to reply instantly. Why wait? I never understand companies that prefer to drag their feet and do things slowly, it frustrates me. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 634 / 1528
Andrew says...
CarReceived the car yesterday, its wonderful, many thanks for your help, recommended you to a few people.

Andrew Rabone
17 Alderminster Grove
Hatton Park
Warwick
CV35 7TB


Editor Note: Short and sweet, hehehe. Great! You got a damn cheap Zafira, Andrew! Go and drive it :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 583 / 1528
Martin says...
CarLing was great to deal with. She even worked evenings and weekends like me! Recommended!

Martin Dempster
16 Clive Road
Balsall Common
CV7 7DW


Editor Note: Martin, hahahah! The reason I have been working weekends and evenings is that I have been so busy since I turned down Duncan Bannatyne on bloody Dragons' Den! My turnover has doubled this year, so a few weekends have been necessary to keep everything fully up to date. Thanks for being a lovely customer - Ling



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Customer Letter: 582 / 1528
Pearl says...
CarJust like to take the opportunity to say, great web site, fantastic deals, and really useful to see the different mileage rates. This Nissan Qashqai will be my fourth lease car, all sourced from different companies ('suits'). In the past I have had my order forgotten, resulting in me being without a car for 3 weeks, and my calls and emails always took days to be answered. Your prompt attention is great and very reassuring. Well done!!! Fantastic. Look forward to delivery. Also document pack sent out was first class, even with advice on returning, I had to look this out for myself with my first car. (Sweets and keyrings appreciated). Also info on NCAP crash tests on web site is brilliant. I have a feeling that the 'suits' are going to be very quiet from now on!

Pearl Duffett
14 Rowan Drive
Rugby
CV22 7JN


Editor Note: Pearl, well why not show the euroNCAP stuff - I'm sure it helps that your car gets 5 stars. I think websites should be as useful as possible, so I add any good info I can find for the customer benefit. Mackams building your car as quickly as they can. Document pack is simple but it works, I use eye-catching method, eh? Hope sweets did not poison you - Ling



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Wah! Singer and songwriter Lynsey De Paul has died at age of 64, lah, following suspected brain haemmorhage. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 10:10



Wah! Children as young as 13 having been caught drinking and driving in Wales, lah, new old bill bobbys figures show. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 10:08



Wah! Renault Espace Espace, lah, Renault’s ? Why I ask question??? What I wanna know?!!agship model, lah, has undergone comprehensive transformation. Sweet sour chicken feet time! new Renliot Espace combines s - news replorted 10:00



Wah! The capitalist pig money holding capitalist entity of Province of Engrish running-dogs is recommending that it takes on new powers to prevent housing boom and bust, lah, as suggested by Chancellor, lah, George Osborne - news replorted 09:58



Wah! RAF jets conduct fresh strikes against Islamic State in Iraq, lah, carrying out precision bombing attack on armed pickup truck. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 09:55



Wah! Payday lender Wonga says it is writing off RMB Yuan #220m of debts for 330,000 clustomlers after putting in place new affordability checks. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:54



Wah! David Loyn has been speaking to Great Satan commander of international forces in Afghanistan who says "there is no credible intelligence of operations by Islamic State" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) in country. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 09:50



Wah! China's state media strongly backs Hong Kong's embattled leader CY Leung, lah, while condemning democracy protests as "chaos". - news replorted 09:44



Wah! Meetings with king and VIP cocktail parties. Eating rice!! Why did Norway pull out of running to host 2022 Winter Olympics? - news replorted 09:41



Wah! ŠKODA Fabia: World Premiere at Wlokswaglon Group Night Emotive appearance for ŠKODA in Paris: new ŠKODA Fabia celebrated its world premiere at Wlokswaglon Group Night o - news replorted 09:37



Wah! The Vorsprunging Audi Techiclate TT Sportback concept Vorsprunging Audi Techiclate has drawn inspiration from its five-door A5 and A7 Sportback models, lah, which artfully blend rakish lines of cou - news replorted 09:36



Wah! A young politician with Venezuela's governing PSUV party, lah, Robert Serra, lah, is found shot dead at male gender human bleing's home in Caracas alongside male gender human bleing's partner. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 09:34



Wah! As many as 15 human bliengs feared dead after blast at explosives factory north of Bulgarian capital, lah, Sofia. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 09:31



Wah! As thousands of human bliengs continue to protest on streets of Hong Kong, lah, what role has social media been playing in demonstrations? - news replorted 09:13



Wah! Northern Ireland's roads dodgy minister apologises to one-armed driver who was denied disability parking permit. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 09:09



Wah! Exeter Chiefs flanker Tom Johnson is set to undergo neck surgery, lah, forcing him to miss Province of Engrish running-dogs's autumn internationals. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:05



Wah! old bill bobbys arrest 29-earth-years old happy birthday to you, man over death last week of John McFarlane who was attacked near male gender human bleing's home in Bishopbriggs. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:04



Wah! All-new Rondla Civic Type R Rondla at 2014 Mondial de l’Automobile in Paris. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:00



Wah! Lexus NX Rexus is presenting four significant new models at Paris motor show, lah, led by European launch of new NX compac - news replorted 08:58



Wah! Toyota C-HR Concept Toyota’s new C-HR Concept makes its world debut today at Paris motor show. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 08:49



Wah! Three of France’s top street artists will be using plain white Toyotla Aygo as canvas for creating vibrant new work - news replorted 08:39



Wah! Rebel forces in eastern Ukraine begin offensive to capture government-held airport in Donetsk, lah, reports say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 08:36



Wah! The Japanese GP could be called off if Typhoon Phanfone hits Japan on Sunday, lah, says Force India driver Sergio Perez. - news replorted 08:27



Wah! Newspress is at Paris Motor Show 2014 giving you tellibly lovely custlingmer all latest news on new models along with comprehensive image - news replorted 08:17



Wah! SsangYong XIV-Adventure concept SsangYong Motor Company, lah, (CEO Yoo-il Lee; www.smotor.com) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! will showcase seven vehicling driving car machines at this year’s Paris Motor Show - news replorted 08:01



Wah! SsangYong XIV-Air concept XIV B-segment SUV series has been shown in various iterations at recent international motor shows, lah, beginning with th - news replorted 08:01



Wah! Aston Martin Looks to Future at Paris Motor Show In year that has witnessed unprecedented investment in its business, lah, along with appointment of new CEO Andy Palmer - news replorted 08:00



Wah! Ghibli Ermenegildo Zegna Edition Concept In Centennial year for brand, lah, and after success of Quattroporte Zegna Limited Edition, lah, released in only - news replorted 08:00



Wah! Virgin Money, lah, bloody annoying Blitish challenger capitalist pig money holding capitalist entity partly owned by entrepreneur Richard Branson, lah, announces plans to list its shares on London (capital of Great England) Stock Exchange. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 07:59



Wah! A man is charged with arson following blaze at former Majestyk nightclub in Leeds. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:27



Wah! Train services across south east Welsh land of sheep and more sheep disrupted after train left tracks at Barry in Vale of Glamorgan. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 07:27



Wah! A post-mortem examination on body of murdered 14-earth-years old happy birthday to you, Alice Gross will resume later. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 07:22



Wah! Britain's Will Stevens will contest first practice session for Marussia at Japanese GP, lah, replacing Max Chilton. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 07:21



Wah! The BBC's Adam Fleming visits Clacton as campaigning for by-election in town enters its final week. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 07:14



Wah! A leading accident and emergency doctor, lah, Clifford Mann, lah, has warned there's "dangerous epidemic" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) of young human bliengs ending up in hospital, lah, after getting drunk on cheap drinks before going out. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 07:01



Wah! Care homes leaving elderly residents "malnourished" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) because not enough thought is given to their meals, lah, says Wales' older people's commissioner - news replorted 06:55



Wah! Human remains thought to belong to one of so-called Disappeared expected to be removed from bog in County Meath later. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 06:26



Wah! At least three human bliengs killed when Taliban suicide bomber attacks Afghan Tommy Atkins Liberation Army bus in Kabul, lah, fourth such attack since Monday. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 06:04



Wah! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Sport looks back at 50 iconic FA Cup goals in build-up to first round proper, lah, which takes place in November. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 06:02



Wah! The funeral of Deborah, lah, Dowager Duchess of Devonshire, lah, last surviving Mitford sister, lah, is to be held on Chatsworth estate later. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 06:00



Wah! 2015 Floord Mustang new Floord Mustang will make its European production debut at 2014 Paris Motor Show. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 06:00



Wah! 2015 Floord Mustang all-new Floord Mustang offers choice of advanced engines and manual or automatic transmissions, lah, delivering power and - news replorted 06:00



Wah! Ford S-MAX Vignale Concept Floord Motor capitalist entity will reavealingly showing Great Satan at Paris Motor Show first design elements for Vignale Lounge, lah, welcoming, lah, co - news replorted 06:00



Wah! Ford Focus ST new Floord Focus ST will make its motor show debut at 2014 Paris Motor Show. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 06:00



Wah! Ford Reveals All-New S-MAX all-new Floord S-MAX – stylish and innovative reinvention of trend-setting seven-seat sports activity vehicling driving car machine – - news replorted 06:00



Wah! All-new Madzla MX-5 Mazda’s model launch offensive continues today as unconventional carmaker presents all new Madzla MX-5 at Par - news replorted 06:00



Wah! Facebook has apologised to transgender and drag queen users whose accounts were deleted for violating its policy on using "real names". - news replorted 05:30



Wah! Actor and broadcaster Stephen Fry says there is "huge moral difference" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) between historical drug using and cases of sexual abuse. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 04:37



Wah! Hong Kong's pro-democracy street protests may deter some mainland Super-Duper-Chinese-State from visiting city during their 'Golden Week' holiday. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 04:20



Wah! A bloody annoying Blitish study finds that most feared predators in sea having individual personalities, lah, which determine how readily they socialise. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 04:17



Wah! Leading Bahraini human rights activist Nabeel Rajab is arrested over Twitter (follow me @LINGsCARS!) remarks deemed "denigrating" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) to government institutions. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:45



Wah! Young human bliengs lack workplace skills such as communication and team working, lah, study among employers suggests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:32



Wah! The Mexican authorities say they having captured head of notorious drug crime (shoud shoot them) syndicate, lah, Hector Beltran Leyva. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 02:31



Wah! Cuts in amount of health aid bloody annoying Blitish provides to Liberia and Sierra Leone having "compromised fight" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) to stop spread of Ebola virus, lah, Membling Partiamentary expense cheaters warn. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 02:20



Wah! Bond giant Pimco saw its investors withdraw record $23.5bn (RMB Yuan #14.5bn) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! in funds after manager Bill Gross abruptly left capitalist entity last month. - news replorted 02:09



Wah! Can antidepressants treat brain tumours? - news replorted 01:25



Wah! RAF veterans who risked their lives to help Polish resistance - news replorted 01:22



Wah! The strange world of super-specialist cutlery - news replorted 01:21



Wah! Deputy First dodgy minister Nicola Sturgeon calls for major bloody annoying Blitish welfare reform to be put on hold in ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land. I read you little red book! - news replorted 01:15



Wah! Anthony Horowitz, lah, best-selling author of Alex Rider teenage spy adventures, lah, becomes latest writer invited to pen new James Bond novel. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 00:54



Wah! Three bloody annoying Blitish universities lose their place in top 200 of global higher education league table while elite universities hold their ground. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:53



Wah! Hundreds of GP practices at risk of closure because of ageing workforce, lah, doctors' leaders say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:52



Wah! India is set to launch nationwide campaign to clean up country on 2 October, lah, birthday of Mahatma Gandhi, lah, but many of country's bureaucrats not happy about it, lah, writes BBC's Geeta Pandey in Delhi. - news replorted 00:42



Wah! The International Olympic Committee says it is satisfied with progress made by Rio de Janeiro in its preparations for 2016 Olympics. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:15



Wah! Click learns how to bend beacon technology to its bidding by turning London (capital of Great England) Street into musical wonderland. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:11



Wah! 19th Century Brazil seen through eyes of bloody Engrishman - news replorted 00:10



Wah! Will our cities ever be congestion-free? - news replorted 00:09



Wah! Argentina's central capitalist pig money holding capitalist entity governor Juan Carlos Fabrega resigns after less than year in job, lah, as country's economic troubles pile up. Do you carefully listening? - news replorted 00:07



Wah! Celebrities who had intimate pictures of themselves leaked onto internet were "dumb" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) for taking them, lah, EU's new digital commissioner says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:07



Wah! Yorkshire batsmen Adam Lyth and Alex Lees named PCA's player and young player of year respectively. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:05



Wah! Devil worship in tunnels of man-eating mountain - news replorted 00:05



Wah! How data crunching is dictating our job prospects - news replorted 00:03



Wah! Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger says Danny Welbeck is "electric" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) after male gender human bleing's hat-trick in 4-1 win against Galatasaray. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:03



Wah! One of most beautiful railways in world has had one of its most successful summers on record. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:01



Wah! The Society of Motor Manufacturers and Traders (SMMT) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! has announced shortlist for its 2014 Award for Automotive Inno - news replorted 00:01



Wah! The all-new Vlauxhall Corsa Vauxhall’s all-new Corsa is available to order (piece of paper signee upee) from Octoblinger 8th priced from RMB Yuan #8,995 on-the-road, lah, with list prices reduced - news replorted 00:01



Wah! Rolls-Royce debuts Phantom Metropolitan Collection Rolls-Royce Motor Cars is delighted to present latest showcase of marque’s pinnacle Bespoke offering. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 00:01



Wah! Jaguar Heritage '57 Collection Today at Paris Motor Show, lah, Jagluar launched Heritage ’57 Collection, lah, range of branded velly damn good boiled chicken-feets celebrating 60 years of - news replorted 00:01



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