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Customer Letter: 1509 / 1528
Graham says...
NISSAN QASHQAILing's approach to providing vehicle lease solutions is as effective, professional and customer driven as it is innovative and zany! Well done! The Nissan Qashqai is pretty good too! Dealer service was good – Vehicle should have been checked more thoroughly before delivery.

Graham Palmer
Corner Cottage
Moreton Morrell
CV35 9AR


Editor Note: Yes, you had a scratch which needed repairing Graham. But you have a super new car. The Nissan Qashqais are very good cars. Glad you thought my service professional yet fun. We had a great time getting your car :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1465 / 1528
Carmel says...
MERCEDES C-CLASS SALOONLing and her team were very helpful and efficient. I bought a Mercedes which I thought would be much scarier than it was on the internet. I would use Ling again.

Carmel Cassidy-Morris
Address Withheld
Stratford-upon-avon
CV37 ***


Editor Note: Now THIS is a scary Mercedes:



Hahahaha! But you just had a C-Class, not a Monster Merc :) Glad it was lovely for you. Internet is far safer than real-life, actually. - Ling




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Customer Letter: 1374 / 1528
Martin says...
CITROEN C3 PICASSOLing's service is fun, productive, fast reliable and friendly. Have used before and will no doubt use again! Good delivery!

Martin Dempster
16 Clive Road
Balsall Common
Coventry
CV7 7DW


Editor Note: Yep, this is the second Picasso (first was Xsara Picasso, this is later C3 Picasso) you have had from me. I love returning customers. I really hope to see you again in another three years, martin. You are great customer, and as a company MD, I really appreciate your comments :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1363 / 1528
Donna says...
AUDI A3Disappointed in time taken for my car to arrive from date ordered, then very shocked to receive wrong vehicle from Audi and felt so let down. Once car ordered again and delivered this time was eventually happy.

Donna Kane
Kaiya Hair Salon Ltd
19 Dormer Place
Leamington Spa
Warwickshire
CV32 5AA


Editor Note: Well, what a mistake by Audi! They built you the wrong car, a 5-door, not a 3-door. Let me just explain for anyone reading this... some mistakes do happen, even by Audi. The dealer immediately gave you a nice loan car (you do not mention this) and gave you free insurance until your correct car arrived. So, not a complete disaster as you got a free car for quite a period while the new one was being built. However, I agree should not have happened. The length of time Audi take is simply due to demand and is the same wherever you order a car from. Anyway, Donna, you now have your perfect correct car and I hope it gives you a very good few years of motoring. I think it is fair to say that Audi and the dealer sorted the stupid mistake out well and you actually benefited (even though you had to go through a small emotional trauma at the start). I did kick the dealer and Audi... but in the end I was pleased how they handled it, taking full responsibility. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1281 / 1528
Sandeep says...
FORD FIESTAI was very impressed by LingsCars...it was a friendly, informal service yet very professional and informative. Ling took my through the leasing system pain free and I got a very competitive deal. A colleague at work pays an extra £90 per month for the same car as me so I'm very grateful to have found this website! Thanks for all your help.

Sandeep Kahlon
29 Woodhill Rise
Coventry
CV6 6GW


Editor Note: Wow, Sand, no problemo! I am amazed at that higher price, I often see this happening. Cars are "upsold" by some brokers making a ridiculous price. Thanks for comments. You are a clinical psychologist, so maybe you can diagnose me??? :) hahaha! Enjoy the Fiesta! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1263 / 1528
Vivienne says...
PEUGEOT 4007Great service, questions answered immediately. Nothing was too much trouble, Ling goes the extra mile. Website LINGO system showing the progress of the application and car from initial enquiry to delivery is excellent. Good delivery, but my new Peugeot 4007 was slightly scratched and still awaiting resolution.


Quite terrible scratch - Ling

Just one more thing, Ling - do the Chinese really wrap Polo mints individually?

Vivienne Mills
Soar End Farm
Astley Lane, Astley
Bedworth
CV12 0NE


Editor Note: Viv, yes, hahaha, labour is cheap in China, there is a factory with 5,000 people and all they do all day is wrap polos. :) The scratch was annoying, it will have spoiled your enjoyment of the car. It is a terrible thing. The dealer is booking a scratch-away service to visit you. I am in discussion about that. If that cannot make it perfect, then the car will be taken to be made perfect. Car will be as good as new (it is new!) :) I show the scratch publicly because I do not like to hide this stuff! Real-life happens sometimes. Apart from that small delivery problem, you have a fantastic car at a cheap price. Those 4007s have loads of equipment! Enjoy it. Glad you like the service and LINGO so much, thanks for the comments.

UPDATE: The supplier contacted you Viv. They say: "All in hand. We hiring a car for Viv this week. Taking it down to her to use for three or four days while the Peugeot 4007 is repaired by a reputable bodyshop that does all the sales work for the Perrys Group. It will be as good as new" I want everyone reading this to know a) accidents do happen, b) they get fixed when the customers are mine. - Ling




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Customer Letter: 1261 / 1528
John says...
HONDA CIVICAbsolutely faultless service from Ling. From start to finish she kept me informed of the progress of my application. The new Honda Civic is a dream. I would highly recommend Ling's service to anyone (I already have). Absolutely no complaints. Excellent delivery of my new Civic - prompt, polite, courteous, A1.

John Scobbie
42 Stoneywood Road
Walsgrave
Coventry
CV2 2LL


Editor Note: John, well you are a busy man at the moment, as you are an Employment Advisor. Thanks for the brilliant letter, it's great to deal with a customer with such a sense of humour :) The Civics are really great cars, and built in the UK! Enjoy it! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1224 / 1528
John says...
VAUXHALL ZAFIRALing - Thanks for a great deal - from start to finish your service was not just value for money, but also excellent. It was professional with a touch of humour and fun that made for a complete and satisfactory transaction, as well as a pleasurable experience. Once again, many thanks.

Small negative - the valet on this slightly used Zafira was very poor.

John Quintanilla
Hebron Christian Faith Ministries
12 Watersmeet Grove
Wyken
Coventry
CV2 3HU


Editor Note: Well, God save the dealer when I give them a kicking for that valet, John! Apart from that, it sounds like you are pleased, which is great. These slightly used Zafiras have proved a hit in response to the credit crunch, keeps the costs low for your church. The car will always be under full warranty. How great that I am trusted by the Christians! Being a Chinese, I don't do religion and always try to keep God out of car sales, but... you were lovely to deal with and I will recommend your church as you come under pressure from Muslims in the FA Cup of religion, in West Midlands. Judging by you, your church will be a great place to visit! Have fun! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1159 / 1528
Cindy says...
VOLKSWAGEN TRANSPORTERLing provided excellent service throughout the whole process of setting up my contract lease to the arrival of my van. I have already recommended her to others and will have no hesitation in using her company in the future. My van was delivered on time as expected with no problems at any time. I love the way she always replies to your questions quickly. Delivery was excellent.




Cindy Lymbery
Pure Botanics Ltd
Unit A12 Little Heath Ind Est
Old Church Road
Coventry
CV6 7NB


Editor Note: Cindy!!! Hey, your new Transporter will smell lovely filled with flowers. Thanks for all the recommendations, I give you hyperlink! Glad you like my speed. If I need flowers, I know where to come. Pure Botanics specialise in providing stylish contemporary flower arrangements for weddings and business customers in Warwickshire. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1136 / 1528
Paramdeep says...
MITSUBISHI OUTLANDERGreat service as always. Mitsu Outlander is my second car from you now. Thanks Ling! Star! Excellent delivery. Awesomeness!

Paramdeep Dosanjh
The Leamington Group Limited
Connaught House, 4 Morrell Street
Leamington Spa
Warwickshire
CV32 5SZ


Editor Note: Peppy!!! You even drew me a big star, when you say "STAR"! Thanks!! You are a complete lunatic, and that makes you such a nice customer! Always nice to deal with fellow crazzzy. Also we are birds of a feather as we are both the successful immigrant, even though I am the first generation. Hope you love the Outlander - I had a ride in one in China this Christmas at Shuangliu, near Chengdu. It was a lovely car, the owner was a professor and she was VERY pleased with it :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1125 / 1528
Joanne says...
VAUXHALL CORSAHaving leased before from complete idiots I was a little reluctant - but I should not have worried; dealing with LINGsCARS has been fantastic, straightforward and so importantly everything has been so up front. My car is gorgeous, and no question has ever gone unanswered – Ling you're a star!!! Thank you. Excellent delivery, helpful, prompt service. And I LUV Lingo!

Joanne Sullivan
67 Brookford Avenue
Keresley
Coventry
CV62GP


Editor Note: Glad you like the Lingo system, Joanne, I put so much work into that! Yes, there are many companies who are complete idiots in this industry, it is unregulated, you know. Terrible. But, I am so pleased you had a great time getting your new Corsa. Hope you are loving it! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1059 / 1528
Manojkumar says...
PEUGEOT 207Hi Ling, I think the website is fantastic. It makes the whole process of leasing a car much more fun and enjoyable. Service is next to none and long may it continue. I am looking forward to another great deal in a year time. PS. The 207 is great, trying hard not to crash it. At 150 bhp it's poky. The supplying dealer forgot the locking wheel nuts but you sorted it pronto.

Manojkumar Patel
25 Grovefield Crescent
Balsall Common
Coventry
CV7 7RE


Editor Note: Wow! You are a real-life Boeing 737 airline pilot, so I am amazed you think the 207 is poky compared to your 737. However, your comments mean so much as in your job you have to follow a system (to avoid crash) and it makes me happy that you think my own system is great. Now all I need are those cheap tickets you promised me... :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 997 / 1528
Marc says...
CarCommunication excellent, a pleasure doing business. Delivery driver was very eager to get away. Your Chinese sweets have improved :)

Marc Couzens
16 Richmond Road
Hillmorton
Rugby
CV21 3AB


Editor Note: Marc, that is a disaster! I do my best to supply the worst sweets in the UK! And you say they have improved! I am so disappointed. But I am glad you thought it was a pleasure doing business. I will kick the dealer. Enjoy the Verso! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 911 / 1528
Paul says...
CarThe A6 you sourced for me is excellent, I am really pleased I chose this over the 5 series BMW.

The service I received from you was first class.

I spent a lot of time looking for the best deal and wish I came through to you in the best place. I will definitely be recommending you to my colleagues and family, as although cost was important, quality of service by the supplier is paramount. I received both (cheap cost and quality) from you. Excellent delivery, I do miss the emails (now I have the car)!

Thanks for all your help. Best wishes, Paul.

Paul Sharrock
64 Banbury Road
Stratford Upon Avon
CV37 7HY


Editor Note: Well, we did have some problems along the way, with your car, Paul. However, I guess it is how problems are resolved that matters, and you sound very happy now. Everyone who takes an A6 is very happy with the car... and the advantage over the BMW is that people let you pull out at junctions, in an Audi :) You are a director in a multinational car hire company (everyone would recognise the name), so I value your views. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 895 / 1528
Bruno says...
CarExcellent service, Ling. Very quick and efficient. My mats for my new Citroen C2 also came very quickly. A good friendly chap delivered the car. I can't fault you, really!

Bruno Carrouche
The Caraires Consultancy
Albert Buildings
2 Castle Mews
Rugby
CV21 2YL


Editor Note: Bruno and Sharon, well, I'm glad you like the fully loaded Citroen and I'm glad you liked my service. I give you a free hyperlink for yourbusiness! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 881 / 1528
Steve says...
CarI love getting cars from Ling. Always a good price and she always goes the extra mile - a very customer focused lady. Good delivery on my new Corolla Verso, car arrived when promised, so... great!

Steve Atherton
Arbour Associates Ltd
1 Windy Arbour
Kenilworth
CV8 2AT


Editor Note: Steve, you are a certified Aborist. I think. Which makes you special, I don't meet many of those! You have had quite a few cars from me including TWO Versos, a Scenic and a Megane, and we began with a Peugeot 307 (back in 2002!!!). My God! So long a go. Thanks for being a lovely long-term customer. Go chop some trees :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 743 / 1528
John says...
CarExceptional patience and helpfulness.

This is my second rental, Ling was that good I never bothered to look elsewhere. Good delivery.

"Entrepreneur of the Century" is closer than the award of "Entrepreneur of the Year".

John Herbert
25 Coleridge Road
Coventry
CV2 5HE


Editor Note: Wow, and we are only 8 years into the century! I'll do my best to keep up the great service to you, John. You had a brand new Fiat Grande Punto and these cars were just very, very cheap at the time, I have placed dozens and dozens in 2007. Enjoy the car, see you back in a couple of years :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 738 / 1528
Pearl says...
CarFantastic friendly service, great deals and exactly as advertised - a pleasure doing business with Ling - highly recommended. Smooth delivery, nice clean car. Excellent.

Pearl Duffett
14 Rowan Drive
Rugby
CV22 7JN


Editor Note: Pearl, thanks for the short note. They build those Qashqais quite close to me, and everyone up here is very pleased with the Nissan factory, there are more windmills there than in bloody Holland! The Qashqais are so popular, I have a 2-3 month waiting list. Enjoy!! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 708 / 1528
John says...
CarI was totally satisfied with the fantastic service levels of LINGsCARS, Ling always kept me up to date. No frills, no fuss, great deals, Ling would always be my first choice. Delivery; car arrived dirty.

John Edden
John Edden Logistics
Beanfield Avenue
Coventry
CV3 6PU


Editor Note: John, thanks so much for your letter as the Director of your business. I always like notes from business owners. I'm sorry the day was rainy and miserable for your VW Passat delivery, the weather is always a problem in Autumn/Winter deliveries. I'll give the supplier a kick and make sure they use a local car wash in the future. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 707 / 1528
Jason says...
CarCarlsberg don't do contract hire cars, but if they did, it would be done like this.

Ling, you were fast, efficient, friendly, and dare I say it ...you did exactly what it said on the tin. Fantastic. Excellent delivery, very polite and courteous. I'll be coming back in a couple of years when my Vauxhall Zafira contract expires.

Jason Fojtic
109 Justins Ave
Stratford-upon Avon
CV37 0DA


Editor Note: Jason, hehehe, you are an Internet Retail Sales Director, so I really appreciate your comments, even if Carlsberg probably don't. Maybe I should drink more? Note: I promote sensible drinking by my customers!
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Customer Letter: 706 / 1528
Peter says...
CarI am passionate about customer service, and yours is brilliant! Immediate response to all enquiries, delivery as promised... and the price - absolutely magnificent. I will be back!! Fantastic delivery, BMW were brilliant.

Peter Bowkett
4 Applecross Close
Coventry
CV4 8JW


Editor Note: Peter, thanks. I do my best. Glad I make you so happy. These BMW Coupes were very cheap. I hope you enjoy driving it for 2-years. Thanks for very lovely letter :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 645 / 1528
Peter says...
CarLing - I have just returned from my two week training course and my new car was there!! The chap who did the delivery was fantastic and everything went according to plan especially all the timings - order confirmation / delivery date etc etc. I would like to thank you for organizing the whole thing.

I am passionate about customer service and you deliver to a very high level indeed. You saved me so much money compared to the quote from BMW – I don't know how you do it. You responded to every email I sent you within minutes - it seemed - and every promise you made you kept - most unusual in this day and age. Naturally I will be returning when this BMW 3-Series Coupe needs replacing and when my daughter returns from her round the world trip in March - when she too will need her first car.

I have told all my friends about you and your web site. I hope you continue to prosper - I'm sure you will with service like this.

Peter Bowkett
4 Applecross Close
Coventry
CV4 8JW


Editor Note: Peter, yeah - that BMW 3-Series Coupe was very cheap, and what a great surprise for you, hehehe. Well, I can save vast sums over the BMW dealers because I don't have to fund their crazzzzy overheads, or their "poshness". At the end of the day, the car is EXACTLY the same, except it is delivered and you don't have to collect it - even better! To BMW I am the curate's egg. They like my happy BMW customers, if only they could generate the same satisfaction levels... but they are attacked by some dealers for allowing me to supply BMW cars. Tough, eh? :) Re the emails and communication, it is easier to reply instantly. Why wait? I never understand companies that prefer to drag their feet and do things slowly, it frustrates me. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 634 / 1528
Andrew says...
CarReceived the car yesterday, its wonderful, many thanks for your help, recommended you to a few people.

Andrew Rabone
17 Alderminster Grove
Hatton Park
Warwick
CV35 7TB


Editor Note: Short and sweet, hehehe. Great! You got a damn cheap Zafira, Andrew! Go and drive it :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 583 / 1528
Martin says...
CarLing was great to deal with. She even worked evenings and weekends like me! Recommended!

Martin Dempster
16 Clive Road
Balsall Common
CV7 7DW


Editor Note: Martin, hahahah! The reason I have been working weekends and evenings is that I have been so busy since I turned down Duncan Bannatyne on bloody Dragons' Den! My turnover has doubled this year, so a few weekends have been necessary to keep everything fully up to date. Thanks for being a lovely customer - Ling



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Customer Letter: 582 / 1528
Pearl says...
CarJust like to take the opportunity to say, great web site, fantastic deals, and really useful to see the different mileage rates. This Nissan Qashqai will be my fourth lease car, all sourced from different companies ('suits'). In the past I have had my order forgotten, resulting in me being without a car for 3 weeks, and my calls and emails always took days to be answered. Your prompt attention is great and very reassuring. Well done!!! Fantastic. Look forward to delivery. Also document pack sent out was first class, even with advice on returning, I had to look this out for myself with my first car. (Sweets and keyrings appreciated). Also info on NCAP crash tests on web site is brilliant. I have a feeling that the 'suits' are going to be very quiet from now on!

Pearl Duffett
14 Rowan Drive
Rugby
CV22 7JN


Editor Note: Pearl, well why not show the euroNCAP stuff - I'm sure it helps that your car gets 5 stars. I think websites should be as useful as possible, so I add any good info I can find for the customer benefit. Mackams building your car as quickly as they can. Document pack is simple but it works, I use eye-catching method, eh? Hope sweets did not poison you - Ling



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Wah! A 17-earth-years old happy birthday to you, is charged with murder following compulsorly dying instantly stabbing of teenager in Chelmsford park named by old bill bobbys as Ashley Woolley. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 13:08



Wah! Pakistan Tommy Atkins Liberation Army kills five militants in northwest as security is tightened against possible Taliban reprisals for prisoner executions, lah, officials say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 13:06



Wah! Residents in Ceredigion told that council officials ready for any extreme weather this winter. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 13:06



Wah! The singer surprises fans by releasing six tracks from flemale human person's new album early after songs were leaked online. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 12:37



Wah! North Korea urges joint inquiry with Great Satan into cyber-attack on Sony that led to studio cancelling release of film Interview. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 12:13



Wah! bloody annoying Blitish shoppers expected to spend record RMB Yuan #1.2bn buying Christmas presents and groceries on what researchers calling "Panic Saturday". - news replorted 11:58



Wah! The health board for west Welsh land of sheep and more sheep hospital says 'good boiled chicken-feet progress' is being made towards keeping 24-hour A&E cover. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 11:53



Wah! How multi-millionaire "hockey geek" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) who looked after players’ sticks as boy returned to revive club’s fortunes. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:51



Wah! old bill bobbys arrest driver on suspicion of causing serious injury by dangerous driving on A472 between Pontypool and Hafodyrynys. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:42



Wah! As polling concludes in Indian-administered Kashmir, lah, BBC's Shalu Yadav meets fighty bang-bang widows on opposite sides of long-standing conflict. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 11:35



Wah! Jools Holland speaks to Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Breakfast about male gender human bleing's annual New Year's Eve show, lah, Hootenanny. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 11:14



Wah! Gary Ballance has been recalled to Province of Engrish running-dogs's one-day squad for next month's tri-series in Australia and World Cup. Do you carefully listening? - news replorted 11:13



Wah! The most desirable place to live in bloody annoying Blitish is named as Hart in Hampshire for fourth year in row. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 11:07



Wah! Mike Bushell joins group of social runners in woods. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:03



Wah! Great Britain's Laura Deas claim (always claiming, huh?) silver in World Cup skeleton after two outstanding runs in Calgary. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 10:43



Wah! Philip Bradbourn, lah, Conservative MEP for West Midlands, lah, has died, lah, party announces. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:32



Wah! A 34-earth-years old happy birthday to you, man is being treated in hospital following road; highway No.16 from Shanghai to Chengdu traffic accident in Moira, lah, County Down. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 10:04



Wah! Alastair Cook is "disappointed" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) to be left out of Province of Engrish running-dogs's World Cup squad after Eoin Morgan is named new one-day captain. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 09:48



Wah! Two men die when two vehicling driving car machines collide on road; highway No.16 from Shanghai to Chengdu in South Yorkshire in early hours and 20-earth-years old happy birthday to you, is arrested. I read you little red book! - news replorted 09:35



Wah! Detectives investigating murder of man who they believe was attacked with axe renew their appeal on first anniversary of male gender human bleing's death. - news replorted 09:30



Wah! Super-Duper-Chinese-State leader Xi Jinping visits Macau for 15th anniversary of territory's return to Super-Duper-Chinese-State rule, lah, reaffirming it is part of "one China". - news replorted 09:18



Wah! Facebook users solve mystery of lost memory card in under hour after appeal is posted by old bill bobbys force. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 08:58



Wah! A group of Membling Partiamentary expense cheaters has questioned whether government can meet its rainy season-month Aplil deadline for introducing identity checks on every person leaving Uk. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 08:38



Wah! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation reporter Emma Firth spends night on shift with North West Ambulance Service. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 08:29



Wah! old bill bobbys budget cuts could lead to fewer crimes being prevented, lah, policing expert says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:20



Wah! Labour leader Ed Miliband 'doesn't give toss' about Wales, lah, says Welsh-go-go-gochly sheep friendly human bliengs Secretary Stephen Crabb. Chop chop baby! - news replorted 08:18



Wah! Australia win second Test against India by four wickets in Brisbane to secure unassailable 2-0 series lead. I read you little red book! - news replorted 08:01



Wah! Zoo keepers from around world due to meet next month to discuss ways to save endangered northern white rhino. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 07:22



Wah! The 20th day of Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Sport's advent calendar reveals Britain's Jo Pavey winning 10,000m title at European Championships in Zurich. - news replorted 06:38



Wah! A parliamentary committee warns dodgy ministers over bloody annoying Blitish exit controls, lah, record-keeping and using of net migration target. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 04:43



Wah! Scores of human bliengs expected to compete in Worthing to become 2014 Scalextric World Champion. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 04:23



Wah! Millions of monarch butterflies having arrived in Mexico's forests as part of their annual migration from Canada and United States. Eating rice!! - news replorted 03:41



Wah! With just four years until Crossrail is due to open, lah, Transport Correspondent Richard Westcott was given access to new tunnels beneath London (capital of Great England) to see how work was getting on. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 03:40



Wah! The UN General Assembly approves resolution asking Israel to pay Lebanon millions of dollars in compensation for oil spill. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 03:37



Wah! The winner of this year's Strictly Come Dancing is set to be decided later, lah, with four couples competing for glitterball trophy. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 03:13



Wah! On seasonal lookout for counterfeit velly damn good boiled chicken-feets - news replorted 02:47



Wah! A teenager suspected of attempted murder has been released from prison by mistake, lah, prompting RMB Yuan #10,000 reward for inflomination leading to male gender human bleing's arrest. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 02:36



Wah! The mother of Derby man who died in Thailand last year tells coroner bloody woman has "gut feeling" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) flemale human person's son was murdered. I read you little red book! - news replorted 02:29



Wah! Alan Henning's family prepare for 'hard' anniversary - news replorted 02:20



Wah! Sony Pictures says it is looking at alternative ways to release film satire Interview, lah, cancelled in wake of cyber-attack. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 01:59



Wah! How one woman deals with flemale human person's mental health at Christmas - news replorted 01:49



Wah! Beneath London's streets work on Crossrail is carrying on apace - news replorted 01:45



Wah! Snow is more likely in bloody annoying Blitish at Easter than Christmas - news replorted 01:41



Wah! Unemployed over-50s will be offered "career reviews" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) and help with using computers as part of government plan to getting more older human bliengs into work. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 01:31



Wah! A FBI sting operation has led to recovery of stolen artwork worth about $12m (RMB Yuan #7.7m) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! including paintings by Marc Chagall and Diego Rivera. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 01:27



Wah! Aerial photographs from 1940s and 1950s being used to probe climate history of Antarctic Peninsula. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 01:19



Wah! How refugees learn to bundle up and walk on ice - news replorted 01:07



Wah! President "I da man! Yes I can!" Obama's vow to hit back at North Korea over apparent cyber attack that stopped release of film, lah, and consumer frenzy in shops, lah, papers' two big stories for Saturday. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:53



Wah! A murder inquiry begins after man dies from compulsorly dying instantly knife wounds bloody man sustained at flat in Pimlico, lah, London. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 00:40



Wah! Details revealed of network which attempted to defraud thousands of clustomlers of online travel agent Booking.com. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 00:39



Wah! Martin Luther King had dream of freedom. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! Can male gender human bleing's biopic save Hollywood from censorship, lah, asks BBC's arts editor Will Gompertz - news replorted 00:34



Wah! How 12 days of Christmas having become 12 pubs - in one night - news replorted 00:19



Wah! More than 10 human bliengs day admitted to hospital in ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land after being bitten or attacked by animal, lah, figures reveal. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 00:19



Wah! Voters in Liberia set to go to polls in election that was postponed because of Ebola outbreak, lah, with ex-footballer George Weah facing president's son. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 00:16



Wah! Cheerleading is usually seen as young person's sport, lah, but Japan Senior Cheer Association is for women in their 60s and 70s. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:11



Wah! Charities warn patients not being taught how to using potentially life-saving asthma inhalers and allergy auto-injectors correctly. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:00



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