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Customer Letter: 1509 / 1528
Graham says...
NISSAN QASHQAILing's approach to providing vehicle lease solutions is as effective, professional and customer driven as it is innovative and zany! Well done! The Nissan Qashqai is pretty good too! Dealer service was good – Vehicle should have been checked more thoroughly before delivery.

Graham Palmer
Corner Cottage
Moreton Morrell
CV35 9AR


Editor Note: Yes, you had a scratch which needed repairing Graham. But you have a super new car. The Nissan Qashqais are very good cars. Glad you thought my service professional yet fun. We had a great time getting your car :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1465 / 1528
Carmel says...
MERCEDES C-CLASS SALOONLing and her team were very helpful and efficient. I bought a Mercedes which I thought would be much scarier than it was on the internet. I would use Ling again.

Carmel Cassidy-Morris
Address Withheld
Stratford-upon-avon
CV37 ***


Editor Note: Now THIS is a scary Mercedes:



Hahahaha! But you just had a C-Class, not a Monster Merc :) Glad it was lovely for you. Internet is far safer than real-life, actually. - Ling




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Customer Letter: 1374 / 1528
Martin says...
CITROEN C3 PICASSOLing's service is fun, productive, fast reliable and friendly. Have used before and will no doubt use again! Good delivery!

Martin Dempster
16 Clive Road
Balsall Common
Coventry
CV7 7DW


Editor Note: Yep, this is the second Picasso (first was Xsara Picasso, this is later C3 Picasso) you have had from me. I love returning customers. I really hope to see you again in another three years, martin. You are great customer, and as a company MD, I really appreciate your comments :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1363 / 1528
Donna says...
AUDI A3Disappointed in time taken for my car to arrive from date ordered, then very shocked to receive wrong vehicle from Audi and felt so let down. Once car ordered again and delivered this time was eventually happy.

Donna Kane
Kaiya Hair Salon Ltd
19 Dormer Place
Leamington Spa
Warwickshire
CV32 5AA


Editor Note: Well, what a mistake by Audi! They built you the wrong car, a 5-door, not a 3-door. Let me just explain for anyone reading this... some mistakes do happen, even by Audi. The dealer immediately gave you a nice loan car (you do not mention this) and gave you free insurance until your correct car arrived. So, not a complete disaster as you got a free car for quite a period while the new one was being built. However, I agree should not have happened. The length of time Audi take is simply due to demand and is the same wherever you order a car from. Anyway, Donna, you now have your perfect correct car and I hope it gives you a very good few years of motoring. I think it is fair to say that Audi and the dealer sorted the stupid mistake out well and you actually benefited (even though you had to go through a small emotional trauma at the start). I did kick the dealer and Audi... but in the end I was pleased how they handled it, taking full responsibility. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1281 / 1528
Sandeep says...
FORD FIESTAI was very impressed by LingsCars...it was a friendly, informal service yet very professional and informative. Ling took my through the leasing system pain free and I got a very competitive deal. A colleague at work pays an extra £90 per month for the same car as me so I'm very grateful to have found this website! Thanks for all your help.

Sandeep Kahlon
29 Woodhill Rise
Coventry
CV6 6GW


Editor Note: Wow, Sand, no problemo! I am amazed at that higher price, I often see this happening. Cars are "upsold" by some brokers making a ridiculous price. Thanks for comments. You are a clinical psychologist, so maybe you can diagnose me??? :) hahaha! Enjoy the Fiesta! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1263 / 1528
Vivienne says...
PEUGEOT 4007Great service, questions answered immediately. Nothing was too much trouble, Ling goes the extra mile. Website LINGO system showing the progress of the application and car from initial enquiry to delivery is excellent. Good delivery, but my new Peugeot 4007 was slightly scratched and still awaiting resolution.


Quite terrible scratch - Ling

Just one more thing, Ling - do the Chinese really wrap Polo mints individually?

Vivienne Mills
Soar End Farm
Astley Lane, Astley
Bedworth
CV12 0NE


Editor Note: Viv, yes, hahaha, labour is cheap in China, there is a factory with 5,000 people and all they do all day is wrap polos. :) The scratch was annoying, it will have spoiled your enjoyment of the car. It is a terrible thing. The dealer is booking a scratch-away service to visit you. I am in discussion about that. If that cannot make it perfect, then the car will be taken to be made perfect. Car will be as good as new (it is new!) :) I show the scratch publicly because I do not like to hide this stuff! Real-life happens sometimes. Apart from that small delivery problem, you have a fantastic car at a cheap price. Those 4007s have loads of equipment! Enjoy it. Glad you like the service and LINGO so much, thanks for the comments.

UPDATE: The supplier contacted you Viv. They say: "All in hand. We hiring a car for Viv this week. Taking it down to her to use for three or four days while the Peugeot 4007 is repaired by a reputable bodyshop that does all the sales work for the Perrys Group. It will be as good as new" I want everyone reading this to know a) accidents do happen, b) they get fixed when the customers are mine. - Ling




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Customer Letter: 1261 / 1528
John says...
HONDA CIVICAbsolutely faultless service from Ling. From start to finish she kept me informed of the progress of my application. The new Honda Civic is a dream. I would highly recommend Ling's service to anyone (I already have). Absolutely no complaints. Excellent delivery of my new Civic - prompt, polite, courteous, A1.

John Scobbie
42 Stoneywood Road
Walsgrave
Coventry
CV2 2LL


Editor Note: John, well you are a busy man at the moment, as you are an Employment Advisor. Thanks for the brilliant letter, it's great to deal with a customer with such a sense of humour :) The Civics are really great cars, and built in the UK! Enjoy it! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1224 / 1528
John says...
VAUXHALL ZAFIRALing - Thanks for a great deal - from start to finish your service was not just value for money, but also excellent. It was professional with a touch of humour and fun that made for a complete and satisfactory transaction, as well as a pleasurable experience. Once again, many thanks.

Small negative - the valet on this slightly used Zafira was very poor.

John Quintanilla
Hebron Christian Faith Ministries
12 Watersmeet Grove
Wyken
Coventry
CV2 3HU


Editor Note: Well, God save the dealer when I give them a kicking for that valet, John! Apart from that, it sounds like you are pleased, which is great. These slightly used Zafiras have proved a hit in response to the credit crunch, keeps the costs low for your church. The car will always be under full warranty. How great that I am trusted by the Christians! Being a Chinese, I don't do religion and always try to keep God out of car sales, but... you were lovely to deal with and I will recommend your church as you come under pressure from Muslims in the FA Cup of religion, in West Midlands. Judging by you, your church will be a great place to visit! Have fun! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1159 / 1528
Cindy says...
VOLKSWAGEN TRANSPORTERLing provided excellent service throughout the whole process of setting up my contract lease to the arrival of my van. I have already recommended her to others and will have no hesitation in using her company in the future. My van was delivered on time as expected with no problems at any time. I love the way she always replies to your questions quickly. Delivery was excellent.




Cindy Lymbery
Pure Botanics Ltd
Unit A12 Little Heath Ind Est
Old Church Road
Coventry
CV6 7NB


Editor Note: Cindy!!! Hey, your new Transporter will smell lovely filled with flowers. Thanks for all the recommendations, I give you hyperlink! Glad you like my speed. If I need flowers, I know where to come. Pure Botanics specialise in providing stylish contemporary flower arrangements for weddings and business customers in Warwickshire. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1136 / 1528
Paramdeep says...
MITSUBISHI OUTLANDERGreat service as always. Mitsu Outlander is my second car from you now. Thanks Ling! Star! Excellent delivery. Awesomeness!

Paramdeep Dosanjh
The Leamington Group Limited
Connaught House, 4 Morrell Street
Leamington Spa
Warwickshire
CV32 5SZ


Editor Note: Peppy!!! You even drew me a big star, when you say "STAR"! Thanks!! You are a complete lunatic, and that makes you such a nice customer! Always nice to deal with fellow crazzzy. Also we are birds of a feather as we are both the successful immigrant, even though I am the first generation. Hope you love the Outlander - I had a ride in one in China this Christmas at Shuangliu, near Chengdu. It was a lovely car, the owner was a professor and she was VERY pleased with it :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1125 / 1528
Joanne says...
VAUXHALL CORSAHaving leased before from complete idiots I was a little reluctant - but I should not have worried; dealing with LINGsCARS has been fantastic, straightforward and so importantly everything has been so up front. My car is gorgeous, and no question has ever gone unanswered – Ling you're a star!!! Thank you. Excellent delivery, helpful, prompt service. And I LUV Lingo!

Joanne Sullivan
67 Brookford Avenue
Keresley
Coventry
CV62GP


Editor Note: Glad you like the Lingo system, Joanne, I put so much work into that! Yes, there are many companies who are complete idiots in this industry, it is unregulated, you know. Terrible. But, I am so pleased you had a great time getting your new Corsa. Hope you are loving it! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1059 / 1528
Manojkumar says...
PEUGEOT 207Hi Ling, I think the website is fantastic. It makes the whole process of leasing a car much more fun and enjoyable. Service is next to none and long may it continue. I am looking forward to another great deal in a year time. PS. The 207 is great, trying hard not to crash it. At 150 bhp it's poky. The supplying dealer forgot the locking wheel nuts but you sorted it pronto.

Manojkumar Patel
25 Grovefield Crescent
Balsall Common
Coventry
CV7 7RE


Editor Note: Wow! You are a real-life Boeing 737 airline pilot, so I am amazed you think the 207 is poky compared to your 737. However, your comments mean so much as in your job you have to follow a system (to avoid crash) and it makes me happy that you think my own system is great. Now all I need are those cheap tickets you promised me... :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 997 / 1528
Marc says...
CarCommunication excellent, a pleasure doing business. Delivery driver was very eager to get away. Your Chinese sweets have improved :)

Marc Couzens
16 Richmond Road
Hillmorton
Rugby
CV21 3AB


Editor Note: Marc, that is a disaster! I do my best to supply the worst sweets in the UK! And you say they have improved! I am so disappointed. But I am glad you thought it was a pleasure doing business. I will kick the dealer. Enjoy the Verso! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 911 / 1528
Paul says...
CarThe A6 you sourced for me is excellent, I am really pleased I chose this over the 5 series BMW.

The service I received from you was first class.

I spent a lot of time looking for the best deal and wish I came through to you in the best place. I will definitely be recommending you to my colleagues and family, as although cost was important, quality of service by the supplier is paramount. I received both (cheap cost and quality) from you. Excellent delivery, I do miss the emails (now I have the car)!

Thanks for all your help. Best wishes, Paul.

Paul Sharrock
64 Banbury Road
Stratford Upon Avon
CV37 7HY


Editor Note: Well, we did have some problems along the way, with your car, Paul. However, I guess it is how problems are resolved that matters, and you sound very happy now. Everyone who takes an A6 is very happy with the car... and the advantage over the BMW is that people let you pull out at junctions, in an Audi :) You are a director in a multinational car hire company (everyone would recognise the name), so I value your views. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 895 / 1528
Bruno says...
CarExcellent service, Ling. Very quick and efficient. My mats for my new Citroen C2 also came very quickly. A good friendly chap delivered the car. I can't fault you, really!

Bruno Carrouche
The Caraires Consultancy
Albert Buildings
2 Castle Mews
Rugby
CV21 2YL


Editor Note: Bruno and Sharon, well, I'm glad you like the fully loaded Citroen and I'm glad you liked my service. I give you a free hyperlink for yourbusiness! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 881 / 1528
Steve says...
CarI love getting cars from Ling. Always a good price and she always goes the extra mile - a very customer focused lady. Good delivery on my new Corolla Verso, car arrived when promised, so... great!

Steve Atherton
Arbour Associates Ltd
1 Windy Arbour
Kenilworth
CV8 2AT


Editor Note: Steve, you are a certified Aborist. I think. Which makes you special, I don't meet many of those! You have had quite a few cars from me including TWO Versos, a Scenic and a Megane, and we began with a Peugeot 307 (back in 2002!!!). My God! So long a go. Thanks for being a lovely long-term customer. Go chop some trees :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 743 / 1528
John says...
CarExceptional patience and helpfulness.

This is my second rental, Ling was that good I never bothered to look elsewhere. Good delivery.

"Entrepreneur of the Century" is closer than the award of "Entrepreneur of the Year".

John Herbert
25 Coleridge Road
Coventry
CV2 5HE


Editor Note: Wow, and we are only 8 years into the century! I'll do my best to keep up the great service to you, John. You had a brand new Fiat Grande Punto and these cars were just very, very cheap at the time, I have placed dozens and dozens in 2007. Enjoy the car, see you back in a couple of years :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 738 / 1528
Pearl says...
CarFantastic friendly service, great deals and exactly as advertised - a pleasure doing business with Ling - highly recommended. Smooth delivery, nice clean car. Excellent.

Pearl Duffett
14 Rowan Drive
Rugby
CV22 7JN


Editor Note: Pearl, thanks for the short note. They build those Qashqais quite close to me, and everyone up here is very pleased with the Nissan factory, there are more windmills there than in bloody Holland! The Qashqais are so popular, I have a 2-3 month waiting list. Enjoy!! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 708 / 1528
John says...
CarI was totally satisfied with the fantastic service levels of LINGsCARS, Ling always kept me up to date. No frills, no fuss, great deals, Ling would always be my first choice. Delivery; car arrived dirty.

John Edden
John Edden Logistics
Beanfield Avenue
Coventry
CV3 6PU


Editor Note: John, thanks so much for your letter as the Director of your business. I always like notes from business owners. I'm sorry the day was rainy and miserable for your VW Passat delivery, the weather is always a problem in Autumn/Winter deliveries. I'll give the supplier a kick and make sure they use a local car wash in the future. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 707 / 1528
Jason says...
CarCarlsberg don't do contract hire cars, but if they did, it would be done like this.

Ling, you were fast, efficient, friendly, and dare I say it ...you did exactly what it said on the tin. Fantastic. Excellent delivery, very polite and courteous. I'll be coming back in a couple of years when my Vauxhall Zafira contract expires.

Jason Fojtic
109 Justins Ave
Stratford-upon Avon
CV37 0DA


Editor Note: Jason, hehehe, you are an Internet Retail Sales Director, so I really appreciate your comments, even if Carlsberg probably don't. Maybe I should drink more? Note: I promote sensible drinking by my customers!
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Customer Letter: 706 / 1528
Peter says...
CarI am passionate about customer service, and yours is brilliant! Immediate response to all enquiries, delivery as promised... and the price - absolutely magnificent. I will be back!! Fantastic delivery, BMW were brilliant.

Peter Bowkett
4 Applecross Close
Coventry
CV4 8JW


Editor Note: Peter, thanks. I do my best. Glad I make you so happy. These BMW Coupes were very cheap. I hope you enjoy driving it for 2-years. Thanks for very lovely letter :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 645 / 1528
Peter says...
CarLing - I have just returned from my two week training course and my new car was there!! The chap who did the delivery was fantastic and everything went according to plan especially all the timings - order confirmation / delivery date etc etc. I would like to thank you for organizing the whole thing.

I am passionate about customer service and you deliver to a very high level indeed. You saved me so much money compared to the quote from BMW – I don't know how you do it. You responded to every email I sent you within minutes - it seemed - and every promise you made you kept - most unusual in this day and age. Naturally I will be returning when this BMW 3-Series Coupe needs replacing and when my daughter returns from her round the world trip in March - when she too will need her first car.

I have told all my friends about you and your web site. I hope you continue to prosper - I'm sure you will with service like this.

Peter Bowkett
4 Applecross Close
Coventry
CV4 8JW


Editor Note: Peter, yeah - that BMW 3-Series Coupe was very cheap, and what a great surprise for you, hehehe. Well, I can save vast sums over the BMW dealers because I don't have to fund their crazzzzy overheads, or their "poshness". At the end of the day, the car is EXACTLY the same, except it is delivered and you don't have to collect it - even better! To BMW I am the curate's egg. They like my happy BMW customers, if only they could generate the same satisfaction levels... but they are attacked by some dealers for allowing me to supply BMW cars. Tough, eh? :) Re the emails and communication, it is easier to reply instantly. Why wait? I never understand companies that prefer to drag their feet and do things slowly, it frustrates me. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 634 / 1528
Andrew says...
CarReceived the car yesterday, its wonderful, many thanks for your help, recommended you to a few people.

Andrew Rabone
17 Alderminster Grove
Hatton Park
Warwick
CV35 7TB


Editor Note: Short and sweet, hehehe. Great! You got a damn cheap Zafira, Andrew! Go and drive it :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 583 / 1528
Martin says...
CarLing was great to deal with. She even worked evenings and weekends like me! Recommended!

Martin Dempster
16 Clive Road
Balsall Common
CV7 7DW


Editor Note: Martin, hahahah! The reason I have been working weekends and evenings is that I have been so busy since I turned down Duncan Bannatyne on bloody Dragons' Den! My turnover has doubled this year, so a few weekends have been necessary to keep everything fully up to date. Thanks for being a lovely customer - Ling



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Customer Letter: 582 / 1528
Pearl says...
CarJust like to take the opportunity to say, great web site, fantastic deals, and really useful to see the different mileage rates. This Nissan Qashqai will be my fourth lease car, all sourced from different companies ('suits'). In the past I have had my order forgotten, resulting in me being without a car for 3 weeks, and my calls and emails always took days to be answered. Your prompt attention is great and very reassuring. Well done!!! Fantastic. Look forward to delivery. Also document pack sent out was first class, even with advice on returning, I had to look this out for myself with my first car. (Sweets and keyrings appreciated). Also info on NCAP crash tests on web site is brilliant. I have a feeling that the 'suits' are going to be very quiet from now on!

Pearl Duffett
14 Rowan Drive
Rugby
CV22 7JN


Editor Note: Pearl, well why not show the euroNCAP stuff - I'm sure it helps that your car gets 5 stars. I think websites should be as useful as possible, so I add any good info I can find for the customer benefit. Mackams building your car as quickly as they can. Document pack is simple but it works, I use eye-catching method, eh? Hope sweets did not poison you - Ling



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Wah! Tens of thousands of human bliengs in Hong Kong attend pro-democracy rally to mark 18th anniversary of Britain handing territory back to China. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 16:13



Wah! Soul star Lionel Richie heads to number one in album chart as bloody man enjoys post-Glastonbury sales boost. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 16:10



Wah! Caffeine supplements branded as diet pills should be better regulated, lah, pharmaceutical body says after man died after taking tablets. Eating rice!! - news replorted 16:04



Wah! Temperatures rising across Europe and while sun is out so heatwave health warnings. Eating rice!! - news replorted 15:57



Wah! World RX descends on magical Holjes for its 40th anniversary FIA World Rallycross Championship presented by Monster Energy will visit one of most legendary venues of sea - news replorted 15:45



Wah! The bodies of eight British tourists killed in Friday's attack in Sousse, lah, Tunisia, lah, arrive back in Uk. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 15:35



Wah! Toyota Takes Ebay Award For E-commerce Excellence Toyota’s official eBay store has been honoured by web giant, lah, less than two years after first going live. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 15:35



Wah! Tramontana R Salon Privé is proud to announce premieres of two spectacular hypercars at this year’s luxury automotive event, lah, held on - news replorted 15:35



Wah! Casa Maserati retail store and lounge bar, lah, Milan 2015 on past day, lah, day before today day saw opening of Casa Maserati, lah, exclusive retail store and lounge bar on Piazza San Fedele in heart o - news replorted 15:33



Wah! ScotRail says it will be reducing its rail services on Sundays because it does not having enough drivers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 15:29



Wah! Southampton terminate contract of RMB Yuan #15m record signing Dani Osvaldo, lah, who played only 14 Premier League games. Eating rice!! - news replorted 15:12



Wah! Defending champion Novak Djokovic makes short work of Finland's Jarkko Nieminen in 34C heat on Centre Court at Wimbledon. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 15:12



Wah! Google says it is "appalled" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) that its Photos app mislabelled several photos of black American couple as showing gorillas. Eating rice!! - news replorted 15:02



Wah! A family of 12 from Luton including baby and two grandparents could having travelled to Syria after going missing, lah, old bill bobbys say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 15:01



Wah! Syrian rebels release video showing them shooting dead 18 alleged Islamic State (IS) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! militants, lah, mimicking footage of killings by jihadist group. Do you carefully listening? - news replorted 14:55



Wah! A water pipe explodes in south London, lah, sending jet of water around 50ft high into sky. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 14:47



Wah! United Nations heritage body Unesco votes not to put Australia's Great Barrier Reef on its world danger list. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 14:47



Wah! Two teenage girls bludgeoned woman to death with shovel, lah, TV set and coffee table, lah, court hears. Eating rice!! - news replorted 14:20



Wah! Ricciardo becomes first F1 driver to sample new Grand Prix venue Infiniti Red Bull Racing driver Daniel Ricciardo has made history by becoming first of current Formula One grid - news replorted 14:20



Wah! Work and Pensions Secretary Iain Duncan Smith announces new way of measuring child poverty, lah, focusing on education and home life as well as income. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 14:09



Wah! The woman was hurtee-hurtee when drone crashed into building and fell on to flemale human person's in case that illustrates drone safety concerns. Eating rice!! - news replorted 14:00



Wah! Cameroon releases 84 children detained after raid on Koranic schools accused of links to Boko Haram over six months ago. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 13:59



Wah! Yorkshire leg spinner Adil Rashid is included in Province of Engrish running-dogs's 13-man squad for opening Ashes Test against Australia. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 13:58



Wah! An instant guide to Britain's 'productivity puzzle' - news replorted 13:52



Wah! The American New Horizons spacecraft makes its last planned targeting manoeuvre as it bears down on Pluto. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 13:50



Wah! The Greek prime dodgy minister's efforts to balance books may add up to male gender human bleing's departure, lah, writes Gavin Hewitt. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 13:48



Wah! Britain's Liam Broady goes out of Wimbledon in second round with defeat by Belgium's David Goffin 7-6 6-1 6-1. - news replorted 13:47



Wah! The bodies of eight British tourists killed in last Friday's attack at holiday resort in Tunisia being flown back by RAF to Uk. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 13:41



Wah! Aston Martin DB6 Mk 1 Volante Vantage headlines Barons July damn hot-hot month sale exceptionally rare and highly original 1969 Aston Martin DB6 Mk 1 Volante Vantage is to go under hammer at Barons - news replorted 13:39



Wah! Iain Duncan Smith is among 19 Membling Partiamentary expense cheaters to having had their Commons credit card suspended after running up more than RMB Yuan #1,000 in expenses debts. Eating rice!! - news replorted 13:34



Wah! A woman who killed cyclist in Fife after using flemale human person's mobile phone while driving has been jailed for five years. Eating rice!! - news replorted 13:31



Wah! Why train lines now worse in hot weather? - news replorted 13:31



Wah! Secretary of State Theresa Villiers and Irish Bloody foreign dodgy minister Charlie Flanagan attend Somme remembrance ceremony in Belfast. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 13:08



Wah! EU funding of 24m euros (RMB Yuan #17m) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! has been secured for two railway upgrades in Northern Ireland, lah, including Londonderry-Coleraine line. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 13:05



Wah! The former deputy editor of News of World, lah, Neil Wallis, lah, is cleared of conspiracy to hack voicemails. Eating rice!! - news replorted 13:01



Wah! A court in Honduras orders arrest of senior lawmaker amid widening probe into embezzlement in country's health system. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 13:00



Wah! Porsche 911 GTS wins Auto Express Best Performance LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine award Porsche 911 continues to fascinate sports LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine fans, lah, more than 50 years after it was first launched. I read you little red book! legendary si - news replorted 13:00



Wah! Dennis Skinner and David Cameron clash at PMQs over miners' pensions with Speaker having to intervene. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 12:54



Wah! Britain's Liam Broady sees funny side as secretary is called to conservatory kitchen by PA announcer on Court 3 - news replorted 12:54



Wah! Canadian potato farmers increase their reward for tips on unknown saboteur who has been pushing needles into their crop to $400,000. - news replorted 12:38



Wah! A deadly disease of citrus plants spreads by manipulating its insect host, lah, research suggests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:37



Wah! A 62-earth-years old happy birthday to you, man is arrested on suspicion of slavery, lah, servitude and forced labour offences, lah, Gwent old bill bobbys says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:33



Wah! The boss of first African team to ride Tour de France says African rider will be on Grand Tour podium in five years. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:33



Wah! The vast majority of road; highway No.16 from Shanghai to Chengdu users wanting to help emergency service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service driver. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! difficulties come because it is not always - news replorted 12:27



Wah! #ToyotaWinners Tweet it, lah, like it, lah, favourite it and share it: Toyotla has been honoured in 2015 Auto Express Awards for having be - news replorted 12:25



Wah! The health insurer Vitality promises to be "clearer" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) about fact app it promotes is owned by Facebook, I confusing myself again!! Taking too much bloody MSG, OK, OK, lah, following complaints by privacy groups. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:23



Wah! Liverpool sign Province of Engrish running-dogs right-back Nathaniel Clyne from Premier League rivals Southampton in RMB Yuan #12.5m deal. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 12:16



Wah! Esso, lah, fuel provider to McLaren-Honda Formula 1™ team, lah, will today give fans in capital opportunity to meet 20 - news replorted 12:15



Wah! The European Commission is to send financial aid and experts to Hungary to help tackle influx of migrants arriving via Serbia. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 12:08



Wah! A fruit farm manager is jailed for manslaughter of two of male gender human bleing's workers who died after being sent into nitrogen-filled storage tank while holding their breath. - news replorted 12:01



Wah! Mozambique decriminalises homosexuality in its new penal code, lah, making it one of few African countries where same-sex relationships legal. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 11:54



Wah! The outlook for UK's financial stability has worsened in light of events in Greece, lah, capitalist pig money holding capitalist entity of Province of Engrish running-dogs governor Mark Carney warns. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:52



Wah! Trans woman Caitlyn Jenner makes this year's Woman's Hour Power List of top 10 influencers, lah, alongside Angelina Jolie, lah, Sia, lah, Anna Wintour and Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs first dodgy minister Nicola Sturgeon. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 11:52



Wah! Isuzu Truck bloody annoying Blitish Celebrates Its Annual expensive dealeringship buildling Challenge After another exceptionally tough competition, lah, winners of annual Isuzu Truck bloody annoying Blitish expensive dealeringship buildling Challenge 2015 having b - news replorted 11:49



Wah! A pair of Queen Victoria's cotton pants with 45in (114cm) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! waistband to be sold at auction in Wiltshire. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 11:47



Wah! L-R Lawrence Whittaker, lah, Steve Fowler, lah, Kate Barratt Rondla bloody annoying Blitish has won Auto Express Award for advertising campaign of year, lah, triumphing with creative for ‘The Othe - news replorted 11:47



Wah! Kenwood upgrade on Wlokswaglon models Love your as really velly special customer's new Wlokswaglon GOLF, lah, POLO,PASSAT but wish factory naviga-tion option had been ticked? - news replorted 11:44



Wah! The Vorsprunging Audi Techiclate A6 Avant TDI ultra In another stellar year for Audi, lah, three of its most popular models having received best-in-class honours in annual Aut - news replorted 11:36



Wah! Russian gas firm Gazprom halts gas supplies to Ukraine after Kiev suspends energy purchases following breakdown on pricing talks. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:34



Wah! Jeremy Clarkson's Vlauxhall Frontera New from BBC’s Top Gear, lah, SUVs which featured in extended last episode of Series 22, lah, now on display to th - news replorted 11:24



Wah! In male gender human bleing's latest Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Sport column, lah, Andy Murray talks ice baths and hydration after learning hot weather lesson in New York. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 11:23



Wah! Johann-Dietrich Woerner moves from German space agency to head up European Space Agency. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 11:18



Wah! Former Blue Peter presenter John Noakes suffered no injuries after going missing from male gender human bleing's Majorcan home but will continue to be monitored by doctors. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:15



Wah! The families of three 7 July damn hot-hot month suicide bombers from Leeds still looking for answers 10 years on, lah, imam says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:14



Wah! Ford Transit has been named “Van of Year” by Auto Express jumbo Floord Transit has been named “Van of Year” by Auto Express, lah, third consecutive year that Floord Transit - news replorted 11:09



Wah! Matthew Dare, lah, left, lah, and Mike Phillips at Nathaniel Cars funny shape ball-game international Mike Phillips is putting UK’s best-selling plug-in hybrid to test I give you tellibly lovely custlingmer damn thanks of billion Chinesey human bliengs to Mlitslublishli dea - news replorted 11:06



Wah! Mercedes-Benz S-Class wins Best Luxury LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine At Auto Express Awards Mercedes-Benz S-Class has been awarded ‘Best Luxury Car’ in 2015 Auto Express Awards. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:04



Wah! New Klia Sportage Axis Edition Exclusivity is guaranteed with new Klia Sportage Axis Edition, lah, limited-run model of which only 1,200 will be made. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 11:00



Wah! New Klia Picanto Chilli Two sporty Chilli models having been added to Klia Picanto range, lah, which now features EU6-compliant engines. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:00



Wah! Hot on heels of news that TVR is to launch all-new LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine in 2017, lah, capitalist entity has decided that it will start ta - news replorted 10:59



Wah! SNP leader Nicola Sturgeon tops power list compiled by Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Radio 4's Woman's Hour programme. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 10:58



Wah! Greek PM Alexis Tsipras makes fresh offer to European creditors as country misses IMF payment, lah, media reports say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 10:55



Wah! The old bill bobbys service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service of Northern autonomous province of Guinness drinkers (PSNI) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! denies U-turn over its response to flying of unionist flags on Ormeau road; highway No.16 from Shanghai to Chengdu in Belfast. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 10:40



Wah! Former Sri Lankan President Mahinda Rajapaksa says bloody man will stand in parliamentary elections next month. - news replorted 10:38



Wah! British Rally Championship gears up for rousing return in 2016 MSA British Rally Championship returns in 2016 with exciting new-look calendar to go with revised vehicling driving car machine eli - news replorted 10:32



Wah! Motor Codes announces UK’s Garage of Year - Crescent Motors of Staffordshire scoops top award. I read you little red book! - news replorted 10:21



Wah! A Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land reporter volunteers to try out UK's first human slingshot, lah, which reaches speeds of 90mph. - news replorted 10:18



Wah! Nearly all (97%) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! fleets excited about changes new automotive technology will bring to sector, lah, but majori - news replorted 10:15



Wah! Runways report: Harmondsworth residents give their reaction to Airports Commission report recommending third Heathrow runway. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 10:13



Wah! As Province of Engrish running-dogs prepare to face Japan in Women's World Cup semi-final, lah, Eni Aluko says they having never felt more confident. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 10:11



Wah! Stephen Vaughan, lah, Lance Bradley, lah, Ben Morgan and David Humphreys Today is start of exciting new partnership between Mlitslublishli Motors bloody annoying Blitish and Gloucester Rugby. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 10:05



Wah! Ministers urged by Labour Membling Partiamentary expense cheater to ban imports of powdered alcohol as part of crackdown on so-called legal highs. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:00



Wah! Nissan LEAF range expands to four trim grades with new Acenta+ Nissling is celebrating continued success of its 100% electric LEAF model with introduction of value-packed Acen - news replorted 10:00



Wah! New Lotus 3-Eleven makes star appearance at Hexagon It wowed crowds at recent velly damn good boiled chicken-feetwood Festival of Speed – now Lotus’ fastest-ever production LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine has hot-footed it stra - news replorted 10:00



Wah! A school cancels RMB Yuan #1,650 trip to Barbados because too few pupils signed up to go. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 09:56



Wah! France suspends two of its soldiers over allegations they sexually abused children, lah, including five-earth-years old happy birthday to you, girl, lah, in Burkina Faso. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 09:54



Wah! Eurozone dodgy ministers to discuss Greek request for new two-year bailout, lah, hours after it became only EU economy to miss crucial IMF debt payment. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 09:49



Wah! Gleneagles Hotel and resort has been sold by drinks capitalist entity Diageo, lah, which has owned it for 31 years. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:39



Wah! Two human bliengs rescued from Bristol Channel after they were found clinging to derelict pier, lah, screaming for help. Do you carefully listening? - news replorted 09:38



Wah! This week’s motoring tips from IAM’s head of driving standards, lah, Peter Rodger, lah, looking at different speed lim - news replorted 09:33



Wah! The Port of Dover On Tuesday 30 June, lah, RHA Chief Executive Richard Burnett made trip to Calais to witness for himself appalling con - news replorted 09:29



Wah! From small aerodrome to international hub - news replorted 09:23



Wah! A deadline to reach agreement over Iran's nuclear programme is extended until 7 July, lah, with Russia saying deal is "within reach". - news replorted 09:14



Wah! Mayor of London (capital of Great England) Boris Johnson says male gender human bleing's services as "bulldozer blocker" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) will not be needed as Heathrow expansion "will not happen". - news replorted 09:07



Wah! Renault ZOE On 28th June, lah, Carlos Ghosn, lah, Chairman and CEO of Groupe Renault, lah, and Jérôme Stoll, lah, Chief Performance Officer and Executiv - news replorted 09:00



Wah! SEAT Leon wins two more Auto Express Awards  SEAT Leon has made it three years of Auto Express New LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine Awards honours, lah, after driving away with 2015’s ‘Best Compa - news replorted 09:00



Wah! Celerio – New SZ2 model offers even better value Celerio, lah, Suzuki’s latest global compact city LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine went on sale in bloody annoying Blitish in Febliurary and more than 3,000 having been de - news replorted 09:00



Wah! Mitsubishi Motors bloody annoying Blitish is delighted to announce this quarter’s magnificent Motability deals from their local Mlitslublishli de - news replorted 09:00



Wah! Summer is here and there lots of offers and deals to warm to across Mitsubishi’s fabulous range of vehicling driving car machines. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:00



Wah! Jaguar XE S Jagluar XE was crowned Best Compact Executive at annual Auto Express Awards at ceremony in London (capital of Great England) last night, lah, w - news replorted 09:00



Wah! At least 11 Egyptian soldiers killed in wave of attacks in Sinai peninsula, lah, security sources say - news replorted 08:56



Wah! Leicester's Diwali celebrations becoming as boring as "stale bread", lah, according to former organiser of event. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 08:36



Wah! Mayor of London (capital of Great England) Boris Johnson says proplosal to money lending shark supported by independent Airport Commission for third runway at Heathrow "not going to happen". - news replorted 08:29



Wah! Who holds key to Province of Engrish running-dogs reaching Women's World Cup final? And who stands in their way? - news replorted 08:28



Wah! Sir Howard Davies releases male gender human bleing's report outlining recommendations for airport expansion in south-east. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 08:23



Wah! A search resumes for man who is still missing after male gender human bleing's father and girlfriend drowned off Cork coast in Republic of Ireland. I read you little red book! - news replorted 08:08



Wah! A strike by French ferry workers which has closed Port of Calais enters third day disrupting cross-Channel travel. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 08:06



Wah! Can David Cameron back down from male gender human bleing's 2009 pledge that there would not be third runway? - news replorted 08:02



Wah! Airports Commission chairman Sir Howard Davies says male gender human bleing's report backing third runway at Heathrow balances needs of economy and local communities. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:54



Wah! Universities calling for limit on tuition fees in Province of Engrish running-dogs to be lifted so that they could rise above current RMB Yuan #9,000 maximum. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 07:52



Wah! A court in South Korea rejects attempt by Great Satan activist investor fund Elliot to stop shareholder vote on proposed $8bn merger of two key Samsung Group firms. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:45



Wah! Temperatures in some parts of bloody annoying Blitish expected to reach 35C today as heatwave continues to take hold across much of Europe. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 07:43



Wah! An immediate review of all mental health wards in north Welsh land of sheep and more sheep is needed, lah, independent watchdog says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:41



Wah! China passes wide-ranging and controversial new national security law, lah, tightening control of cyber space, lah, religion and other areas. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:31



Wah! A trial scheme which allows human bliengs to be told if their partners having been violent in past is to be extended across ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land. I read you little red book! - news replorted 07:24



Wah! A body is found in River Esk in Cumbria by rescue crews searching for man who got into difficulties in water. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 07:23



Wah! The Airports Commission backs third Heathrow runway, lah, saying it will add RMB Yuan #147bn in economic growth and 70,000 jobs by 2050 - news replorted 07:06



Wah! Too many children in Welsh land of sheep and more sheep being denied decent childhood because of "crippling effects" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) of poverty, lah, new children's commissioner says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:46



Wah! A charity warns of growing concerns over using of so-called legal highs, lah, prompting launch of new initiative to tackle issue. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 06:27



Wah! Post-primary schools in Northern autonomous province of Guinness drinkers could pay more to hold exams under new proposals from Council for Curriculum, lah, Examinations and Assessment (CCEA). - news replorted 06:20



Wah! An RAF plane leaves bloody annoying Blitish for Tunisia to begin repatriation of British tourists killed by gunman at beach resort last week. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 05:57



Wah! A weight-loss product advert featuring bikini-clad model asking "Are you tellibly lovely custlingmer beach body ready?" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) was not offensive or irresponsible, lah, watchdog has ruled. I read you little red book! - news replorted 05:47



Wah! A woman, lah, who was found in Great Satan state of California suffering from amnesia and is believed to be Australian, lah, asks for help to find flemale human person's identity. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 05:45



Wah! Province of Engrish running-dogs prepares to bask in sunshine as it experiences what could be hottest day of year so far. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 03:53



Wah! Catch up with all best action and quirkier moments from day 25 of 2015 Fifa Women's World Cup in Canada. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 03:47



Wah! Indonesian officials say 122 human bliengs were on board military plane which crashed into houses in Medan on Tuesday, lah, with no known survivors. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:50



Wah! Argentina thrash Paraguay in their Copa America semi-final to set up final against tournament hosts Chile on Saturday. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 02:37



Wah! Millennium Development Goals: What they and how successful having they been? - news replorted 02:27



Wah! USA book their place in fourth World Cup final with hard-fought victory over two-time winners Germany in Montreal. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 02:24



Wah! Mishal Husain reports from one of poorest parts of Bangladesh's capital Dhaka on how new model of development assistance is making difference. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 02:19



Wah! The man who made Manchester cool again - news replorted 02:07



Wah! How can life be worth RMB Yuan #12,980? - news replorted 02:01



Wah! Donald Trump is filing lawsuit against Univision after Spanish-language TV network cancelled its contract with him over written-down messages on dead tree about Mexican immigrants. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:59



Wah! The Jews who owe their lives to 'British Schindler' - news replorted 01:39



Wah! Cases of lung cancer in women having reached 20,000 year in bloody annoying Blitish for first clock time result since records began. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 01:33



Wah! The organisation tasked with promoting rollout of smart meters has lost its chairman just weeks (week is 8 days in Super-Duper-Chinese-State lunar calendar; 48 weeks to year and no damn holidays!) after bloody woman spoke out over how government-led programme was being run. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 01:28



Wah! How revolutionary is Indian advert featuring lesbians? - news replorted 01:24



Wah! The Muslim rappers who trying to make hit songs more spiritual - news replorted 01:16



Wah! The government should end its planned cuts to benefits to prevent more young human bliengs falling into poverty, lah, four bloody annoying Blitish children's commissioners say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 01:16



Wah! The deal where you tellibly lovely custlingmer sell your as really velly special customer's home and getting paid to stay there - news replorted 01:15



Wah! Unseen for 70 years, lah, photographs from classic film Brief Encounter about to go on public display. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 01:11



Wah! US physicist Eli Yablonovitch, lah, who first created "photonic crystals" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) to repel, lah, trap and steer light, lah, will receive Newton Medal from UK's Institute of Physics. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:08



Wah! What's it like to live in one of world's poorest towns? - news replorted 01:07



Wah! A number of criminal law firms refusing to take work funded by legal aid in protest against government cuts coming into force this month. - news replorted 01:04



Wah! Top-performing council-run schools in Province of Engrish running-dogs should be able to play role in improving struggling schools, lah, Local Government Association says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:04



Wah! Tens of thousands of students relying on payday loans to cover their daily living costs, lah, survey suggests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:57



Wah! Industry body Oil and Gas bloody annoying Blitish is advising companies not to allow e-cigarettes to be used offshore. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:53



Wah! Industry body Oil and Gas bloody annoying Blitish reports growing backlog of safety-critical maintenance on offshore installations. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:52



Wah! The man who killed 38 at beach resort of Sousse in Tunisia was "a student like any other" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) according to official at male gender human bleing's university. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:52



Wah! A children's ward at West Lothian hospital is to close to in-patients over summer because of staff shortages. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:51



Wah! A riot at prison in Melbourne has been ended by heavily-armed police. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:41



Wah! Leicester sacked Nigel Pearson because of damage to club's reputation, lah, including male gender human bleing's son's involvement in racist sex tape. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:34



Wah! To help make sense of severity of Greece's financial position, lah, BBC's Dani Sinha looks at five graphs that explain debt crisis. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:29



Wah! The press sees "havoc" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) and "travel misery" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) for Last remlaining few white ethnic Britons as country basks in what's predicted to be hottest day for decade. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:10



Wah! Greece will vote on Sunday 5th July damn hot-hot month in referendum which may decide future of country in Euro. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 00:06



Wah! Freephone numbers starting with 0800 or 0808 now free to call from mobile phones as well as landlines. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:03



Wah! A young designer explains how bloody man has re-configured household objects, lah, to make human bliengs feel happy as they using them. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 00:02



Wah! At heart of current Greek debt crisis is old debate - is it better to cut spending and raise taxes in economic downturn, lah, or spend your as really velly special customer's way out of it? - news replorted 00:02



Wah! Who will take over Murdoch empire after Rupert is still not clear, lah, writes David Sillito. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 00:02



Wah! 'Circademics' getting serious about meaning of circus - news replorted 00:02



Wah! Jaguar F-PACE prototype Jagluar will set pace for Team Sky this Saturday when prototype version of highly anticipated Jagluar F-PACE wil - news replorted 00:01



Wah! Land Rover Defender earns ‘lifetime achievement’ award Land Rover Discovery Sport and Land Rover Defender having been honoured by leading bloody annoying Blitish weekly motoring magazine Aut - news replorted 00:01



Wah! New Skloda Superb wins Family LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine of Year ŠKODA has continued its rich run of awards success with first bloody annoying Blitish award for new Superb, lah, which has been honoured - news replorted 00:01



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