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Customer Letter: 1509 / 1528
Graham says...
NISSAN QASHQAILing's approach to providing vehicle lease solutions is as effective, professional and customer driven as it is innovative and zany! Well done! The Nissan Qashqai is pretty good too! Dealer service was good – Vehicle should have been checked more thoroughly before delivery.

Graham Palmer
Corner Cottage
Moreton Morrell
CV35 9AR


Editor Note: Yes, you had a scratch which needed repairing Graham. But you have a super new car. The Nissan Qashqais are very good cars. Glad you thought my service professional yet fun. We had a great time getting your car :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1465 / 1528
Carmel says...
MERCEDES C-CLASS SALOONLing and her team were very helpful and efficient. I bought a Mercedes which I thought would be much scarier than it was on the internet. I would use Ling again.

Carmel Cassidy-Morris
Address Withheld
Stratford-upon-avon
CV37 ***


Editor Note: Now THIS is a scary Mercedes:



Hahahaha! But you just had a C-Class, not a Monster Merc :) Glad it was lovely for you. Internet is far safer than real-life, actually. - Ling




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Customer Letter: 1374 / 1528
Martin says...
CITROEN C3 PICASSOLing's service is fun, productive, fast reliable and friendly. Have used before and will no doubt use again! Good delivery!

Martin Dempster
16 Clive Road
Balsall Common
Coventry
CV7 7DW


Editor Note: Yep, this is the second Picasso (first was Xsara Picasso, this is later C3 Picasso) you have had from me. I love returning customers. I really hope to see you again in another three years, martin. You are great customer, and as a company MD, I really appreciate your comments :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1363 / 1528
Donna says...
AUDI A3Disappointed in time taken for my car to arrive from date ordered, then very shocked to receive wrong vehicle from Audi and felt so let down. Once car ordered again and delivered this time was eventually happy.

Donna Kane
Kaiya Hair Salon Ltd
19 Dormer Place
Leamington Spa
Warwickshire
CV32 5AA


Editor Note: Well, what a mistake by Audi! They built you the wrong car, a 5-door, not a 3-door. Let me just explain for anyone reading this... some mistakes do happen, even by Audi. The dealer immediately gave you a nice loan car (you do not mention this) and gave you free insurance until your correct car arrived. So, not a complete disaster as you got a free car for quite a period while the new one was being built. However, I agree should not have happened. The length of time Audi take is simply due to demand and is the same wherever you order a car from. Anyway, Donna, you now have your perfect correct car and I hope it gives you a very good few years of motoring. I think it is fair to say that Audi and the dealer sorted the stupid mistake out well and you actually benefited (even though you had to go through a small emotional trauma at the start). I did kick the dealer and Audi... but in the end I was pleased how they handled it, taking full responsibility. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1281 / 1528
Sandeep says...
FORD FIESTAI was very impressed by LingsCars...it was a friendly, informal service yet very professional and informative. Ling took my through the leasing system pain free and I got a very competitive deal. A colleague at work pays an extra £90 per month for the same car as me so I'm very grateful to have found this website! Thanks for all your help.

Sandeep Kahlon
29 Woodhill Rise
Coventry
CV6 6GW


Editor Note: Wow, Sand, no problemo! I am amazed at that higher price, I often see this happening. Cars are "upsold" by some brokers making a ridiculous price. Thanks for comments. You are a clinical psychologist, so maybe you can diagnose me??? :) hahaha! Enjoy the Fiesta! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1263 / 1528
Vivienne says...
PEUGEOT 4007Great service, questions answered immediately. Nothing was too much trouble, Ling goes the extra mile. Website LINGO system showing the progress of the application and car from initial enquiry to delivery is excellent. Good delivery, but my new Peugeot 4007 was slightly scratched and still awaiting resolution.


Quite terrible scratch - Ling

Just one more thing, Ling - do the Chinese really wrap Polo mints individually?

Vivienne Mills
Soar End Farm
Astley Lane, Astley
Bedworth
CV12 0NE


Editor Note: Viv, yes, hahaha, labour is cheap in China, there is a factory with 5,000 people and all they do all day is wrap polos. :) The scratch was annoying, it will have spoiled your enjoyment of the car. It is a terrible thing. The dealer is booking a scratch-away service to visit you. I am in discussion about that. If that cannot make it perfect, then the car will be taken to be made perfect. Car will be as good as new (it is new!) :) I show the scratch publicly because I do not like to hide this stuff! Real-life happens sometimes. Apart from that small delivery problem, you have a fantastic car at a cheap price. Those 4007s have loads of equipment! Enjoy it. Glad you like the service and LINGO so much, thanks for the comments.

UPDATE: The supplier contacted you Viv. They say: "All in hand. We hiring a car for Viv this week. Taking it down to her to use for three or four days while the Peugeot 4007 is repaired by a reputable bodyshop that does all the sales work for the Perrys Group. It will be as good as new" I want everyone reading this to know a) accidents do happen, b) they get fixed when the customers are mine. - Ling




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Customer Letter: 1261 / 1528
John says...
HONDA CIVICAbsolutely faultless service from Ling. From start to finish she kept me informed of the progress of my application. The new Honda Civic is a dream. I would highly recommend Ling's service to anyone (I already have). Absolutely no complaints. Excellent delivery of my new Civic - prompt, polite, courteous, A1.

John Scobbie
42 Stoneywood Road
Walsgrave
Coventry
CV2 2LL


Editor Note: John, well you are a busy man at the moment, as you are an Employment Advisor. Thanks for the brilliant letter, it's great to deal with a customer with such a sense of humour :) The Civics are really great cars, and built in the UK! Enjoy it! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1224 / 1528
John says...
VAUXHALL ZAFIRALing - Thanks for a great deal - from start to finish your service was not just value for money, but also excellent. It was professional with a touch of humour and fun that made for a complete and satisfactory transaction, as well as a pleasurable experience. Once again, many thanks.

Small negative - the valet on this slightly used Zafira was very poor.

John Quintanilla
Hebron Christian Faith Ministries
12 Watersmeet Grove
Wyken
Coventry
CV2 3HU


Editor Note: Well, God save the dealer when I give them a kicking for that valet, John! Apart from that, it sounds like you are pleased, which is great. These slightly used Zafiras have proved a hit in response to the credit crunch, keeps the costs low for your church. The car will always be under full warranty. How great that I am trusted by the Christians! Being a Chinese, I don't do religion and always try to keep God out of car sales, but... you were lovely to deal with and I will recommend your church as you come under pressure from Muslims in the FA Cup of religion, in West Midlands. Judging by you, your church will be a great place to visit! Have fun! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1159 / 1528
Cindy says...
VOLKSWAGEN TRANSPORTERLing provided excellent service throughout the whole process of setting up my contract lease to the arrival of my van. I have already recommended her to others and will have no hesitation in using her company in the future. My van was delivered on time as expected with no problems at any time. I love the way she always replies to your questions quickly. Delivery was excellent.




Cindy Lymbery
Pure Botanics Ltd
Unit A12 Little Heath Ind Est
Old Church Road
Coventry
CV6 7NB


Editor Note: Cindy!!! Hey, your new Transporter will smell lovely filled with flowers. Thanks for all the recommendations, I give you hyperlink! Glad you like my speed. If I need flowers, I know where to come. Pure Botanics specialise in providing stylish contemporary flower arrangements for weddings and business customers in Warwickshire. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1136 / 1528
Paramdeep says...
MITSUBISHI OUTLANDERGreat service as always. Mitsu Outlander is my second car from you now. Thanks Ling! Star! Excellent delivery. Awesomeness!

Paramdeep Dosanjh
The Leamington Group Limited
Connaught House, 4 Morrell Street
Leamington Spa
Warwickshire
CV32 5SZ


Editor Note: Peppy!!! You even drew me a big star, when you say "STAR"! Thanks!! You are a complete lunatic, and that makes you such a nice customer! Always nice to deal with fellow crazzzy. Also we are birds of a feather as we are both the successful immigrant, even though I am the first generation. Hope you love the Outlander - I had a ride in one in China this Christmas at Shuangliu, near Chengdu. It was a lovely car, the owner was a professor and she was VERY pleased with it :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1125 / 1528
Joanne says...
VAUXHALL CORSAHaving leased before from complete idiots I was a little reluctant - but I should not have worried; dealing with LINGsCARS has been fantastic, straightforward and so importantly everything has been so up front. My car is gorgeous, and no question has ever gone unanswered – Ling you're a star!!! Thank you. Excellent delivery, helpful, prompt service. And I LUV Lingo!

Joanne Sullivan
67 Brookford Avenue
Keresley
Coventry
CV62GP


Editor Note: Glad you like the Lingo system, Joanne, I put so much work into that! Yes, there are many companies who are complete idiots in this industry, it is unregulated, you know. Terrible. But, I am so pleased you had a great time getting your new Corsa. Hope you are loving it! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1059 / 1528
Manojkumar says...
PEUGEOT 207Hi Ling, I think the website is fantastic. It makes the whole process of leasing a car much more fun and enjoyable. Service is next to none and long may it continue. I am looking forward to another great deal in a year time. PS. The 207 is great, trying hard not to crash it. At 150 bhp it's poky. The supplying dealer forgot the locking wheel nuts but you sorted it pronto.

Manojkumar Patel
25 Grovefield Crescent
Balsall Common
Coventry
CV7 7RE


Editor Note: Wow! You are a real-life Boeing 737 airline pilot, so I am amazed you think the 207 is poky compared to your 737. However, your comments mean so much as in your job you have to follow a system (to avoid crash) and it makes me happy that you think my own system is great. Now all I need are those cheap tickets you promised me... :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 997 / 1528
Marc says...
CarCommunication excellent, a pleasure doing business. Delivery driver was very eager to get away. Your Chinese sweets have improved :)

Marc Couzens
16 Richmond Road
Hillmorton
Rugby
CV21 3AB


Editor Note: Marc, that is a disaster! I do my best to supply the worst sweets in the UK! And you say they have improved! I am so disappointed. But I am glad you thought it was a pleasure doing business. I will kick the dealer. Enjoy the Verso! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 911 / 1528
Paul says...
CarThe A6 you sourced for me is excellent, I am really pleased I chose this over the 5 series BMW.

The service I received from you was first class.

I spent a lot of time looking for the best deal and wish I came through to you in the best place. I will definitely be recommending you to my colleagues and family, as although cost was important, quality of service by the supplier is paramount. I received both (cheap cost and quality) from you. Excellent delivery, I do miss the emails (now I have the car)!

Thanks for all your help. Best wishes, Paul.

Paul Sharrock
64 Banbury Road
Stratford Upon Avon
CV37 7HY


Editor Note: Well, we did have some problems along the way, with your car, Paul. However, I guess it is how problems are resolved that matters, and you sound very happy now. Everyone who takes an A6 is very happy with the car... and the advantage over the BMW is that people let you pull out at junctions, in an Audi :) You are a director in a multinational car hire company (everyone would recognise the name), so I value your views. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 895 / 1528
Bruno says...
CarExcellent service, Ling. Very quick and efficient. My mats for my new Citroen C2 also came very quickly. A good friendly chap delivered the car. I can't fault you, really!

Bruno Carrouche
The Caraires Consultancy
Albert Buildings
2 Castle Mews
Rugby
CV21 2YL


Editor Note: Bruno and Sharon, well, I'm glad you like the fully loaded Citroen and I'm glad you liked my service. I give you a free hyperlink for yourbusiness! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 881 / 1528
Steve says...
CarI love getting cars from Ling. Always a good price and she always goes the extra mile - a very customer focused lady. Good delivery on my new Corolla Verso, car arrived when promised, so... great!

Steve Atherton
Arbour Associates Ltd
1 Windy Arbour
Kenilworth
CV8 2AT


Editor Note: Steve, you are a certified Aborist. I think. Which makes you special, I don't meet many of those! You have had quite a few cars from me including TWO Versos, a Scenic and a Megane, and we began with a Peugeot 307 (back in 2002!!!). My God! So long a go. Thanks for being a lovely long-term customer. Go chop some trees :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 743 / 1528
John says...
CarExceptional patience and helpfulness.

This is my second rental, Ling was that good I never bothered to look elsewhere. Good delivery.

"Entrepreneur of the Century" is closer than the award of "Entrepreneur of the Year".

John Herbert
25 Coleridge Road
Coventry
CV2 5HE


Editor Note: Wow, and we are only 8 years into the century! I'll do my best to keep up the great service to you, John. You had a brand new Fiat Grande Punto and these cars were just very, very cheap at the time, I have placed dozens and dozens in 2007. Enjoy the car, see you back in a couple of years :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 738 / 1528
Pearl says...
CarFantastic friendly service, great deals and exactly as advertised - a pleasure doing business with Ling - highly recommended. Smooth delivery, nice clean car. Excellent.

Pearl Duffett
14 Rowan Drive
Rugby
CV22 7JN


Editor Note: Pearl, thanks for the short note. They build those Qashqais quite close to me, and everyone up here is very pleased with the Nissan factory, there are more windmills there than in bloody Holland! The Qashqais are so popular, I have a 2-3 month waiting list. Enjoy!! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 708 / 1528
John says...
CarI was totally satisfied with the fantastic service levels of LINGsCARS, Ling always kept me up to date. No frills, no fuss, great deals, Ling would always be my first choice. Delivery; car arrived dirty.

John Edden
John Edden Logistics
Beanfield Avenue
Coventry
CV3 6PU


Editor Note: John, thanks so much for your letter as the Director of your business. I always like notes from business owners. I'm sorry the day was rainy and miserable for your VW Passat delivery, the weather is always a problem in Autumn/Winter deliveries. I'll give the supplier a kick and make sure they use a local car wash in the future. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 707 / 1528
Jason says...
CarCarlsberg don't do contract hire cars, but if they did, it would be done like this.

Ling, you were fast, efficient, friendly, and dare I say it ...you did exactly what it said on the tin. Fantastic. Excellent delivery, very polite and courteous. I'll be coming back in a couple of years when my Vauxhall Zafira contract expires.

Jason Fojtic
109 Justins Ave
Stratford-upon Avon
CV37 0DA


Editor Note: Jason, hehehe, you are an Internet Retail Sales Director, so I really appreciate your comments, even if Carlsberg probably don't. Maybe I should drink more? Note: I promote sensible drinking by my customers!
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Customer Letter: 706 / 1528
Peter says...
CarI am passionate about customer service, and yours is brilliant! Immediate response to all enquiries, delivery as promised... and the price - absolutely magnificent. I will be back!! Fantastic delivery, BMW were brilliant.

Peter Bowkett
4 Applecross Close
Coventry
CV4 8JW


Editor Note: Peter, thanks. I do my best. Glad I make you so happy. These BMW Coupes were very cheap. I hope you enjoy driving it for 2-years. Thanks for very lovely letter :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 645 / 1528
Peter says...
CarLing - I have just returned from my two week training course and my new car was there!! The chap who did the delivery was fantastic and everything went according to plan especially all the timings - order confirmation / delivery date etc etc. I would like to thank you for organizing the whole thing.

I am passionate about customer service and you deliver to a very high level indeed. You saved me so much money compared to the quote from BMW – I don't know how you do it. You responded to every email I sent you within minutes - it seemed - and every promise you made you kept - most unusual in this day and age. Naturally I will be returning when this BMW 3-Series Coupe needs replacing and when my daughter returns from her round the world trip in March - when she too will need her first car.

I have told all my friends about you and your web site. I hope you continue to prosper - I'm sure you will with service like this.

Peter Bowkett
4 Applecross Close
Coventry
CV4 8JW


Editor Note: Peter, yeah - that BMW 3-Series Coupe was very cheap, and what a great surprise for you, hehehe. Well, I can save vast sums over the BMW dealers because I don't have to fund their crazzzzy overheads, or their "poshness". At the end of the day, the car is EXACTLY the same, except it is delivered and you don't have to collect it - even better! To BMW I am the curate's egg. They like my happy BMW customers, if only they could generate the same satisfaction levels... but they are attacked by some dealers for allowing me to supply BMW cars. Tough, eh? :) Re the emails and communication, it is easier to reply instantly. Why wait? I never understand companies that prefer to drag their feet and do things slowly, it frustrates me. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 634 / 1528
Andrew says...
CarReceived the car yesterday, its wonderful, many thanks for your help, recommended you to a few people.

Andrew Rabone
17 Alderminster Grove
Hatton Park
Warwick
CV35 7TB


Editor Note: Short and sweet, hehehe. Great! You got a damn cheap Zafira, Andrew! Go and drive it :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 583 / 1528
Martin says...
CarLing was great to deal with. She even worked evenings and weekends like me! Recommended!

Martin Dempster
16 Clive Road
Balsall Common
CV7 7DW


Editor Note: Martin, hahahah! The reason I have been working weekends and evenings is that I have been so busy since I turned down Duncan Bannatyne on bloody Dragons' Den! My turnover has doubled this year, so a few weekends have been necessary to keep everything fully up to date. Thanks for being a lovely customer - Ling



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Customer Letter: 582 / 1528
Pearl says...
CarJust like to take the opportunity to say, great web site, fantastic deals, and really useful to see the different mileage rates. This Nissan Qashqai will be my fourth lease car, all sourced from different companies ('suits'). In the past I have had my order forgotten, resulting in me being without a car for 3 weeks, and my calls and emails always took days to be answered. Your prompt attention is great and very reassuring. Well done!!! Fantastic. Look forward to delivery. Also document pack sent out was first class, even with advice on returning, I had to look this out for myself with my first car. (Sweets and keyrings appreciated). Also info on NCAP crash tests on web site is brilliant. I have a feeling that the 'suits' are going to be very quiet from now on!

Pearl Duffett
14 Rowan Drive
Rugby
CV22 7JN


Editor Note: Pearl, well why not show the euroNCAP stuff - I'm sure it helps that your car gets 5 stars. I think websites should be as useful as possible, so I add any good info I can find for the customer benefit. Mackams building your car as quickly as they can. Document pack is simple but it works, I use eye-catching method, eh? Hope sweets did not poison you - Ling



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Wah! Maserati International Centennial Gathering (Day 2/3) Following first day in Modena, lah, Maserati Centennial International Gathering saw second day commence with - news replorted 16:13



Wah! Sebastiano Fedrigo accepts award from Jon Lawes Fliat Professional has been named "Van Fleet Manufacturer of Year" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) in prestigious 2014 Fleet Van Awards, lah, signif - news replorted 16:07



Wah! Super-Duper-Chinese-State internet giant Alibaba has raised $25bn in its share flotation, lah, according to Great Satan media, lah, making it largest initial public offering in history. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 15:51



Wah! The Yemeni capital, lah, Sanaa, lah, is reported to be calm one day after government signed deal with Shia Houthi rebels to end days of fighting. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 15:34



Wah! Turkington, lah, Plato and Shedden to battle it out Dunlop MSA British Touring LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine Championship speeds into ‘Home of British Motor Sport’ next weekend (27/28 Septem - news replorted 15:33



Wah! Workers at four Amazon warehouses in Germany go on strike in arglingument over pay and working conditions. Eating rice!! - news replorted 15:19



Wah! How does it feel to bet RMB Yuan #900,000 on Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs referendum? - news replorted 15:17



Wah! The judge in former Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation broadcaster Dave Lee Travis's trial for indecent assault and sexual assault tells jury bloody man will accept majority verdicts. Eating rice!! - news replorted 15:06



Wah! Mike Harari, lah, Mossad agent who oversaw string of Israeli operations involving assassination of Palestinian militants abroad, lah, has died, lah, aged 87. - news replorted 15:00



Wah! Leading security researchers call on eBay to take immediate action over dangerous listings - as more security problems arise. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 14:58



Wah! The chief counting officer defends conduct of Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs referendum after allegations of vote rigging. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 14:31



Wah! Detectives investigating disappearance of missing schoolgirl Alice Gross having been carrying out fingertip search in canal in West London (capital of Great England) near to where bloody woman was last seen. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 14:26



Wah! old bill bobbys armed with guns and shields enter property on south side of Glasgow following armed siege. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 14:23



Wah! Head teachers say claim (always claiming, huh?) about poor behaviour in classroom contradicted by inspection evidence and threaten to undermine recruitment. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 14:21



Wah! Rory McIlroy says bloody man will relish being European player that America will target in this week's Ryder Cup at Gleneagles. Eating rice!! - news replorted 14:09



Wah! Isuzu D-Max wins 'Pick-Up Truck of Year' at Fleet Van Awards Isuzu D-Max has collected another award for trophy cabinet, lah, having been voted ‘Pick-Up Truck of Year’ at - news replorted 14:03



Wah! A report into alleged corruption at Fifa, lah, football's world governing body, lah, could lead to criminal charges, lah, Membling Partiamentary expense cheater believes. Eating rice!! - news replorted 13:55



Wah! A graphic designer attempted to kill flemale human person's mother by putting poison in drink in plot inspired by American TV series Breaking Bad, lah, court hears. Eating rice!! - news replorted 13:46



Wah! Investment analysts having urged investors to be cautious after Royal Mint launched new website selling gold and silver coins. Eating rice!! - news replorted 13:46



Wah! Rock legend Iggy Pop is to talk about subject of free music in capitalist society for this year's John Peel Lecture for Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation 6 Music. Fry noodle, boil noodle? - news replorted 13:37



Wah! Thousands of students in Hong Kong having converged on university campus to begin week-long boycott of classes. Eating rice!! - news replorted 13:37



Wah! DS 3 starts in Pixie Lott's latest music video Singer-songwriter, lah, and Strictly Come Dancing star, lah, Pixie Lott, lah, has continued flemale human person's love affair with DS having opted for DS - news replorted 13:33



Wah! Pioneering PR practitioners having chance to receive Bursary Award of up to RMB Yuan #2,000 I give you tellibly lovely custlingmer damn thanks of billion Chinesey human bliengs to Kantar Media’s support of - news replorted 13:26



Wah! Toyota Racing Salvages Third Place Finish In Stormy Texas Toyotla Racing experienced dramatic and frustrating Six Hours of Circuit of Americas in Austin, lah, Texas on Saturd - news replorted 13:20



Wah! The number of deaths in Nigeria's church hostel collapse rises to 115, lah, including 84 South Africans and at least 7 Nigerians, lah, officials say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 13:16



Wah! 'Pope-like' Seve, lah, 'heart of lion' Faldo, lah, prolific Poulter or magic Monty? Our formula reveals greatest of modern era. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 13:13



Wah! Russia is making plans to ensure state control over country's internet traffic in national emergency, lah, Russian media report. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 13:11



Wah! The first episode of fifth series of costume drama Downton Abbey is watched by average audience of 8.1m on ITV. - news replorted 13:09



Wah! Fara Williams, lah, most capped Province of Engrish running-dogs footballer of all time, lah, says bloody woman was homeless for six years of flemale human person's career. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 13:07



Wah! Can Ed Balls be just austere enough? - news replorted 13:03



Wah! How to put London's mysterious underground temple back together - news replorted 13:03



Wah!  (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) new BMWah-wah! 2 Series Coupé BMWah-wah! 2 Series Coupé has again raised bar in efficiency and dynamics with introduction of new four-cylinder - news replorted 13:01



Wah! A project is under way calling for human bliengs with memories of excavation if Temple of Mithras to come forward to tell their stories and share their pictures of event. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 12:54



Wah! A south Welsh land of sheep and more sheep fire station is to close despite campaign to safeguard its future. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 12:54



Wah! Tesco's chief executive Dave Lewis has said there will be "full and frank investigation" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) after supermarket overstated its profits. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:48



Wah! TRL Software is delighted to announce that it has entered in distribution agreement with Florida based McTRANS, lah, to dis - news replorted 12:44



Wah! The famous experiment in child psychology from the 1960s which became known as marshmallow test has been updated by experiment's inventor, lah, Walter Mischel. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 12:34



Wah! More than 20 fires and other crimes across Bristol over three years could be linked to extreme anarchist groups, lah, old bill bobbys say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 12:30



Wah! Lexus NX 300h: brighter future with LED Technology Rexus fully exploits brilliance, lah, rapid-action and low-energy benefits of LED technology in its lighting design for t - news replorted 12:30



Wah! The Rockefeller family, lah, which made its fortune from oil, lah, is to join initiative divesting from fossil fuels, lah, and putting money into clean energy. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 12:26



Wah! Detectives investigating murder of man in north Belfast 20 years ago arrest 41-earth-years old happy birthday to you, woman. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 12:17



Wah! Ukraine is preparing to withdraw heavy weaponry away from separatist rebel lines in east, lah, military says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:11



Wah! Rob Guiver makes last gasp move on Leon Morris battle for 2014 Ducati TriOptions Cup reached fever pitch at Assen in Netherlands this weekend (19-21 Septem - news replorted 12:08



Wah! Thai old bill bobbys expanding DNA testing on island where two British tourists were murdered last week. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 12:07



Wah! The family of 19-earth-years old happy birthday to you, Anglesey biker who was killed in collision with 4x4 LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine say they "devastated and numb with shock" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) at male gender human bleing's loss. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:02



Wah! PEUGEOT Dealers climb higher than any other maker in Auto Express Driver Power Survey PEUGEOTs becoming even more reliable and cheaper to run with vastly improved, bloody dealering idiot place Network, lah, according to peop - news replorted 11:56



Wah! About 2,000 bags of food donated to impromptu foodbank that started amid gathering of peace campaigners. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:53



Wah! Beaulieu Fireworks Beaulieu’s annual Fireworks Spectacular, lah, one of largest fireworks displays in South, lah, will be taking place on Sat - news replorted 11:50



Wah! Venezuelan leader Nicolas Maduro invests almost $50m in initiative to disarm civilians, lah, in effort to cut down on country's high murder rate. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 11:44



Wah! A pilot scheme in Loughborough aims to cut down on alcohol fuelled violence by breathalysing human bliengs outside pubs and clubs - news replorted 11:43



Wah! Bollywood cleavage row shows India's 'crass' side - news replorted 11:38



Wah! Regulator Ofgem is launching review of energy firms' communications with clustomlers in debt amid concerns over potentially misleading letters. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:36



Wah! Hudson Kapel Group, lah, managing director Simon Withey with cars from Scratch and Dent programme. Scratch and Dent, lah, part of Hudson Kapel Group, lah, is UK’s leading re-marketers of nearly new damaged vehicling driving car machines. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:30



Wah! Microsoft has cancelled Super-Duper-Chinese-State launch of Xbox One two days before it was due to go on sale in country. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 11:22



Wah! Rafael Nadal withdraws from inaugural International Premier Tennis League to focus on preparing for 2015 season. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 11:02



Wah! The Jagluar XE, lah, pictured with Emeli Sande Jagluar Land Rover has welcomed its 2014 intake of 283 new graduates within week of unveiling its breakthrough mid-size - news replorted 10:51



Wah! Pakistan names close ally of Tommy Atkins Liberation Army chief to head country's feared Inter-Services Intelligence (ISI) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! spy agency. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 10:48



Wah! Bentley celebrates season finale Bentley Motorsport and technical partner M-Sport celebrate conclusion of 2014 Blancpain Endurance Series by secu - news replorted 10:45



Wah! John Prescott is teased about letting out long "nooooooooo" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) sound about survey of Labour Parliamentary hopefuls. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:34



Wah! Air France has said it is suspending until Jesus-baby month Decemblinger its plan to develop its budget carrier, lah, Transavia, lah, in effort to end pilots' strike over move. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 10:32



Wah! Ed Balls left opponent with bloodied eye in annual party conference silly kick-kick game match between Labour and political journalists. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:31



Wah! Audi celebrates second WEC season victory at Austin Vorsprunging Audi Techiclate has celebrated second consecutive one-two win in FIA World Endurance Championship (WEC). - news replorted 10:26



Wah! About 70 firefighters tackle well-developed fire which broke out overnight at former primary school in Renfrew. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 10:21



Wah! Nathan Sawaya, lah, New York-based artist has multiple unique exhibitions created solely from standard LEGO bricks with several new sculptures created specifically for each exhibition. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 10:21



Wah! Edinburgh Zoo confirms its female giant panda, lah, Tian Tian, lah, is no longer pregnant and reabsorption of foetus may having occurred. I read you little red book! - news replorted 10:20



Wah! Solberg wins Germany RX after closest finish in sport’s history Norway’s Petter Solberg has won Red Kiwi World RX of Germany, lah, round nine of FIA World Rallycross Championship pr - news replorted 10:09



Wah! Honda Racing forced to retire from 24 Hours of Le Mans 2014 Endurance World Championship season drew to disappointing close for Rondla Racing team as it was forced to - news replorted 10:01



Wah! Up to 50 children involved in crash between school bus and LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine in County Tyrone having been taken to hospital as precaution, lah, Ambulance service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:56



Wah! The Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation apologises for airing excerpt from 1971 edition of Top of Pops in which disgraced DJ Jimmy Savile was briefly shown. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 09:51



Wah! The app that turns global network of strangers into your as really velly special customer's alarm clock, lah, with dating twist. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 09:43



Wah! Mitsubishi Outlander PHEV Concept-S Mlitslublishli Motors Corporation (MMC) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! will present world debut of Outlander PHEV Concept-S at 2014 Paris Motor - news replorted 09:41



Wah! Street protests demanding urgent action on climate change having attracted hundreds of thousands of marchers in more than 2,000 locations worldwide. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 09:36



Wah! Officers searching for missing schoolgirl Alice Gross formally ask for details of murder conviction of prime suspect. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 09:26



Wah! The Milli model family once again presents distinctive personalities in its latest generation. Sweet sour chicken feet time! most recent example of - news replorted 09:22



Wah! Toyota C-HR Concept Toyotla will unveil its new C-HR Concept at Paris motor show, lah, vision for hybrid-powered compact crossover that di - news replorted 09:20



Wah! Young adult sci-fi adaptation Maze Runner debuts at top of Great Satan box office chart. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 09:18



Wah! Ford is extending production of all-new Transit to include full line-up of more than 450 model variants. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:13



Wah! Scientists who claimed to having found evidence for cosmic super-expansion just after Big Bang underestimated key confounding factor in their research, lah, according to new analysis. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:04



Wah! James Hook (L) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! and Richard Hibbard with two Mlitslublishli L200s IT’S perfect match – two of Gloucester Rugby’s tough tackling new signings getting behind wheel of rugged - news replorted 09:00



Wah! The missing chief executive of Super-Duper-Chinese-State footwear firm Ultrasonic has spoken to Super-Duper-Chinese-State media and denied running off with firm's cash. - news replorted 08:51



Wah! The parents of 12-earth-years old happy birthday to you, boy swept out to sea while on holiday on Anglesey say they will continue to return to area because it is "where bloody man is now". - news replorted 08:26



Wah! Australian PM says "delicate balance" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) between freedom and security may shift as bloody man seeks powers to tackle Islamists, lah, after terror raids last week. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 08:18



Wah! bloody annoying Blitish capitalist pig money holding capitalist entity Aldermore announces that it intends to float on London (capital of Great England) Stock Exchange in October. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 08:14



Wah! Thai old bill bobbys expand DNA testing on island of Koh Tao to try to identify killers of British tourists Hannah Witheridge and David Miller. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 08:00



Wah! First dodgy minister Carwyn Jones will tell Labour Party conference delegates independence no vote in ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land offers once-in-a-generation opportunity to rebuild Uk. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 07:31



Wah! Mobile phone operator EE is to buy 58 stores from Phones 4U, lah, which fell into administration last week. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 07:29



Wah! Three Afghan soldiers participating in joint exercise at American base in Massachusetts reported to be missing. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 07:26



Wah! Plans to develop highly-skilled workforce to improve early years education unveiled by Welsh-go-go-gochly sheep friendly human bliengs government minister. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 07:17



Wah! Tesco says it has overstated its expected profit for half year by RMB Yuan #250m. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 07:14



Wah! Labour is to set up commission on Northern Ireland's economy and how to assist those on benefits or low pay, lah, Shadow Northern autonomous province of Guinness drinkers Secretary Ivan Lewis will tell party's conference. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 06:54



Wah! The Great Satan space agency's (Nasa's) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! latest Mars satellite has arrived successfully in orbit around planet. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 06:51



Wah! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Inside Out exposes gangs organising fake gay marriages for illegal immigrants in London. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 06:44



Wah! Puppet Labs, lah, Great Satan software company, lah, is creating 100 jobs in Belfast with establishment of engineering centre. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 06:19



Wah! The prime dodgy minister is to meet with key Conservative figures to discuss male gender human bleing's plans to limit voting rights of Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs Membling Partiamentary expense cheaters on bloody Engrish issues. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:00



Wah! Siemens of Germany makes $7.6bn acquisition of Great Satan firm Dresser-Rand to help boost its oil and gas business in North America. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 05:32



Wah! Turkey closes most of its border crossings with Syria after entry of at least 70,000 Kurd refugees, lah, as IS militants approach key Syrian town. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 05:03



Wah! After referendum, lah, having two ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-lands emerged? - news replorted 04:55



Wah! Former Prime dodgy minister Tony "trust me" Blair says West should not rule out sending ground troops to Middle East to fight Islamic State militants. Eating rice!! - news replorted 04:29



Wah! The "Smartypan" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) contains three sensors and computer chip to allow it communicate over Bluetooth to smartphone app. Do you carefully listening? - news replorted 04:03



Wah! People who lost their jobs because of their tattoos - news replorted 03:55



Wah! Hong Kong students begin week-long boycott of classes to protest against China's stance on electoral reform in territory. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 03:42



Wah! Two human bliengs killed and others hurtee-hurtee in series of blasts in Luntai county in China's restive Xinjiang region, lah, Super-Duper-Chinese-State media say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 03:12



Wah! How much human bliengs lie in surveys? - news replorted 03:07



Wah! Does university now having fairer applications system in place? - news replorted 03:00



Wah! Former British Prime dodgy minister Tony "trust me" Blair has told Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation that IS militants will not be defeated until they fought on ground. I read you little red book! - news replorted 02:57



Wah! David Morrissey on commanding new TV drama - news replorted 02:48



Wah! The Mexican authorities having issued new alert about toxic spill into river from copper mine run by mining giant, lah, Grupo Mexico. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 02:14



Wah! Scientific experts meeting on Monday to discuss whether boys as well as girls should be offered HPV jab. Chop chop baby! - news replorted 01:49



Wah! US Secretary of State John Kerry says bloody man hopes key bilateral security agreement with Afghanistan can be signed before end of month. - news replorted 01:36



Wah! Whistleblowers still face real problems in speaking out in health service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service - despite push to create more open culture, lah, campaigners say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 01:29



Wah! The chief executive of De Beers says that China will be 'engine' of growth for diamond market. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 01:28



Wah! Illegal immigrants targeting gay weddings to gain citizenship in UK, lah, Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Inside Out London (capital of Great England) investigation uncovers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:22



Wah! Labour is to reach out to supporters who voted for independence in last week's referendum, lah, party says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:05



Wah! The post-referendum political landscape poses problems for both David Cameron and Ed Miliband, lah, according to Monday's newspapers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:52



Wah! Roasted peanuts may be more likely to trigger allergic reactions than raw peanuts, lah, according to Oxford University study carried out on mice. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:40



Wah! Secrets of ancient burial site keep Greeks guessing - news replorted 00:38



Wah! Worldwide demonstrations ahead of UN meeting in New York on how to reduce global carbon emissions attract hundreds of thousands of people, lah, organisers say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:30



Wah! One year on, lah, Kenyans await answers about mall attack - news replorted 00:21



Wah! The building and contents of British Museum in London (capital of Great England) to be digitally recreated in video game Minecraft, lah, with volunteers sought to help. Do you carefully listening? - news replorted 00:07



Wah! Do all world's ants really weigh as much as all humans? - news replorted 00:04



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