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Customer Letter: 1509 / 1528
Graham says...
NISSAN QASHQAILing's approach to providing vehicle lease solutions is as effective, professional and customer driven as it is innovative and zany! Well done! The Nissan Qashqai is pretty good too! Dealer service was good – Vehicle should have been checked more thoroughly before delivery.

Graham Palmer
Corner Cottage
Moreton Morrell
CV35 9AR


Editor Note: Yes, you had a scratch which needed repairing Graham. But you have a super new car. The Nissan Qashqais are very good cars. Glad you thought my service professional yet fun. We had a great time getting your car :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1465 / 1528
Carmel says...
MERCEDES C-CLASS SALOONLing and her team were very helpful and efficient. I bought a Mercedes which I thought would be much scarier than it was on the internet. I would use Ling again.

Carmel Cassidy-Morris
Address Withheld
Stratford-upon-avon
CV37 ***


Editor Note: Now THIS is a scary Mercedes:



Hahahaha! But you just had a C-Class, not a Monster Merc :) Glad it was lovely for you. Internet is far safer than real-life, actually. - Ling




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Customer Letter: 1374 / 1528
Martin says...
CITROEN C3 PICASSOLing's service is fun, productive, fast reliable and friendly. Have used before and will no doubt use again! Good delivery!

Martin Dempster
16 Clive Road
Balsall Common
Coventry
CV7 7DW


Editor Note: Yep, this is the second Picasso (first was Xsara Picasso, this is later C3 Picasso) you have had from me. I love returning customers. I really hope to see you again in another three years, martin. You are great customer, and as a company MD, I really appreciate your comments :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1363 / 1528
Donna says...
AUDI A3Disappointed in time taken for my car to arrive from date ordered, then very shocked to receive wrong vehicle from Audi and felt so let down. Once car ordered again and delivered this time was eventually happy.

Donna Kane
Kaiya Hair Salon Ltd
19 Dormer Place
Leamington Spa
Warwickshire
CV32 5AA


Editor Note: Well, what a mistake by Audi! They built you the wrong car, a 5-door, not a 3-door. Let me just explain for anyone reading this... some mistakes do happen, even by Audi. The dealer immediately gave you a nice loan car (you do not mention this) and gave you free insurance until your correct car arrived. So, not a complete disaster as you got a free car for quite a period while the new one was being built. However, I agree should not have happened. The length of time Audi take is simply due to demand and is the same wherever you order a car from. Anyway, Donna, you now have your perfect correct car and I hope it gives you a very good few years of motoring. I think it is fair to say that Audi and the dealer sorted the stupid mistake out well and you actually benefited (even though you had to go through a small emotional trauma at the start). I did kick the dealer and Audi... but in the end I was pleased how they handled it, taking full responsibility. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1281 / 1528
Sandeep says...
FORD FIESTAI was very impressed by LingsCars...it was a friendly, informal service yet very professional and informative. Ling took my through the leasing system pain free and I got a very competitive deal. A colleague at work pays an extra £90 per month for the same car as me so I'm very grateful to have found this website! Thanks for all your help.

Sandeep Kahlon
29 Woodhill Rise
Coventry
CV6 6GW


Editor Note: Wow, Sand, no problemo! I am amazed at that higher price, I often see this happening. Cars are "upsold" by some brokers making a ridiculous price. Thanks for comments. You are a clinical psychologist, so maybe you can diagnose me??? :) hahaha! Enjoy the Fiesta! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1263 / 1528
Vivienne says...
PEUGEOT 4007Great service, questions answered immediately. Nothing was too much trouble, Ling goes the extra mile. Website LINGO system showing the progress of the application and car from initial enquiry to delivery is excellent. Good delivery, but my new Peugeot 4007 was slightly scratched and still awaiting resolution.


Quite terrible scratch - Ling

Just one more thing, Ling - do the Chinese really wrap Polo mints individually?

Vivienne Mills
Soar End Farm
Astley Lane, Astley
Bedworth
CV12 0NE


Editor Note: Viv, yes, hahaha, labour is cheap in China, there is a factory with 5,000 people and all they do all day is wrap polos. :) The scratch was annoying, it will have spoiled your enjoyment of the car. It is a terrible thing. The dealer is booking a scratch-away service to visit you. I am in discussion about that. If that cannot make it perfect, then the car will be taken to be made perfect. Car will be as good as new (it is new!) :) I show the scratch publicly because I do not like to hide this stuff! Real-life happens sometimes. Apart from that small delivery problem, you have a fantastic car at a cheap price. Those 4007s have loads of equipment! Enjoy it. Glad you like the service and LINGO so much, thanks for the comments.

UPDATE: The supplier contacted you Viv. They say: "All in hand. We hiring a car for Viv this week. Taking it down to her to use for three or four days while the Peugeot 4007 is repaired by a reputable bodyshop that does all the sales work for the Perrys Group. It will be as good as new" I want everyone reading this to know a) accidents do happen, b) they get fixed when the customers are mine. - Ling




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Customer Letter: 1261 / 1528
John says...
HONDA CIVICAbsolutely faultless service from Ling. From start to finish she kept me informed of the progress of my application. The new Honda Civic is a dream. I would highly recommend Ling's service to anyone (I already have). Absolutely no complaints. Excellent delivery of my new Civic - prompt, polite, courteous, A1.

John Scobbie
42 Stoneywood Road
Walsgrave
Coventry
CV2 2LL


Editor Note: John, well you are a busy man at the moment, as you are an Employment Advisor. Thanks for the brilliant letter, it's great to deal with a customer with such a sense of humour :) The Civics are really great cars, and built in the UK! Enjoy it! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1224 / 1528
John says...
VAUXHALL ZAFIRALing - Thanks for a great deal - from start to finish your service was not just value for money, but also excellent. It was professional with a touch of humour and fun that made for a complete and satisfactory transaction, as well as a pleasurable experience. Once again, many thanks.

Small negative - the valet on this slightly used Zafira was very poor.

John Quintanilla
Hebron Christian Faith Ministries
12 Watersmeet Grove
Wyken
Coventry
CV2 3HU


Editor Note: Well, God save the dealer when I give them a kicking for that valet, John! Apart from that, it sounds like you are pleased, which is great. These slightly used Zafiras have proved a hit in response to the credit crunch, keeps the costs low for your church. The car will always be under full warranty. How great that I am trusted by the Christians! Being a Chinese, I don't do religion and always try to keep God out of car sales, but... you were lovely to deal with and I will recommend your church as you come under pressure from Muslims in the FA Cup of religion, in West Midlands. Judging by you, your church will be a great place to visit! Have fun! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1159 / 1528
Cindy says...
VOLKSWAGEN TRANSPORTERLing provided excellent service throughout the whole process of setting up my contract lease to the arrival of my van. I have already recommended her to others and will have no hesitation in using her company in the future. My van was delivered on time as expected with no problems at any time. I love the way she always replies to your questions quickly. Delivery was excellent.




Cindy Lymbery
Pure Botanics Ltd
Unit A12 Little Heath Ind Est
Old Church Road
Coventry
CV6 7NB


Editor Note: Cindy!!! Hey, your new Transporter will smell lovely filled with flowers. Thanks for all the recommendations, I give you hyperlink! Glad you like my speed. If I need flowers, I know where to come. Pure Botanics specialise in providing stylish contemporary flower arrangements for weddings and business customers in Warwickshire. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1136 / 1528
Paramdeep says...
MITSUBISHI OUTLANDERGreat service as always. Mitsu Outlander is my second car from you now. Thanks Ling! Star! Excellent delivery. Awesomeness!

Paramdeep Dosanjh
The Leamington Group Limited
Connaught House, 4 Morrell Street
Leamington Spa
Warwickshire
CV32 5SZ


Editor Note: Peppy!!! You even drew me a big star, when you say "STAR"! Thanks!! You are a complete lunatic, and that makes you such a nice customer! Always nice to deal with fellow crazzzy. Also we are birds of a feather as we are both the successful immigrant, even though I am the first generation. Hope you love the Outlander - I had a ride in one in China this Christmas at Shuangliu, near Chengdu. It was a lovely car, the owner was a professor and she was VERY pleased with it :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1125 / 1528
Joanne says...
VAUXHALL CORSAHaving leased before from complete idiots I was a little reluctant - but I should not have worried; dealing with LINGsCARS has been fantastic, straightforward and so importantly everything has been so up front. My car is gorgeous, and no question has ever gone unanswered – Ling you're a star!!! Thank you. Excellent delivery, helpful, prompt service. And I LUV Lingo!

Joanne Sullivan
67 Brookford Avenue
Keresley
Coventry
CV62GP


Editor Note: Glad you like the Lingo system, Joanne, I put so much work into that! Yes, there are many companies who are complete idiots in this industry, it is unregulated, you know. Terrible. But, I am so pleased you had a great time getting your new Corsa. Hope you are loving it! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1059 / 1528
Manojkumar says...
PEUGEOT 207Hi Ling, I think the website is fantastic. It makes the whole process of leasing a car much more fun and enjoyable. Service is next to none and long may it continue. I am looking forward to another great deal in a year time. PS. The 207 is great, trying hard not to crash it. At 150 bhp it's poky. The supplying dealer forgot the locking wheel nuts but you sorted it pronto.

Manojkumar Patel
25 Grovefield Crescent
Balsall Common
Coventry
CV7 7RE


Editor Note: Wow! You are a real-life Boeing 737 airline pilot, so I am amazed you think the 207 is poky compared to your 737. However, your comments mean so much as in your job you have to follow a system (to avoid crash) and it makes me happy that you think my own system is great. Now all I need are those cheap tickets you promised me... :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 997 / 1528
Marc says...
CarCommunication excellent, a pleasure doing business. Delivery driver was very eager to get away. Your Chinese sweets have improved :)

Marc Couzens
16 Richmond Road
Hillmorton
Rugby
CV21 3AB


Editor Note: Marc, that is a disaster! I do my best to supply the worst sweets in the UK! And you say they have improved! I am so disappointed. But I am glad you thought it was a pleasure doing business. I will kick the dealer. Enjoy the Verso! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 911 / 1528
Paul says...
CarThe A6 you sourced for me is excellent, I am really pleased I chose this over the 5 series BMW.

The service I received from you was first class.

I spent a lot of time looking for the best deal and wish I came through to you in the best place. I will definitely be recommending you to my colleagues and family, as although cost was important, quality of service by the supplier is paramount. I received both (cheap cost and quality) from you. Excellent delivery, I do miss the emails (now I have the car)!

Thanks for all your help. Best wishes, Paul.

Paul Sharrock
64 Banbury Road
Stratford Upon Avon
CV37 7HY


Editor Note: Well, we did have some problems along the way, with your car, Paul. However, I guess it is how problems are resolved that matters, and you sound very happy now. Everyone who takes an A6 is very happy with the car... and the advantage over the BMW is that people let you pull out at junctions, in an Audi :) You are a director in a multinational car hire company (everyone would recognise the name), so I value your views. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 895 / 1528
Bruno says...
CarExcellent service, Ling. Very quick and efficient. My mats for my new Citroen C2 also came very quickly. A good friendly chap delivered the car. I can't fault you, really!

Bruno Carrouche
The Caraires Consultancy
Albert Buildings
2 Castle Mews
Rugby
CV21 2YL


Editor Note: Bruno and Sharon, well, I'm glad you like the fully loaded Citroen and I'm glad you liked my service. I give you a free hyperlink for yourbusiness! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 881 / 1528
Steve says...
CarI love getting cars from Ling. Always a good price and she always goes the extra mile - a very customer focused lady. Good delivery on my new Corolla Verso, car arrived when promised, so... great!

Steve Atherton
Arbour Associates Ltd
1 Windy Arbour
Kenilworth
CV8 2AT


Editor Note: Steve, you are a certified Aborist. I think. Which makes you special, I don't meet many of those! You have had quite a few cars from me including TWO Versos, a Scenic and a Megane, and we began with a Peugeot 307 (back in 2002!!!). My God! So long a go. Thanks for being a lovely long-term customer. Go chop some trees :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 743 / 1528
John says...
CarExceptional patience and helpfulness.

This is my second rental, Ling was that good I never bothered to look elsewhere. Good delivery.

"Entrepreneur of the Century" is closer than the award of "Entrepreneur of the Year".

John Herbert
25 Coleridge Road
Coventry
CV2 5HE


Editor Note: Wow, and we are only 8 years into the century! I'll do my best to keep up the great service to you, John. You had a brand new Fiat Grande Punto and these cars were just very, very cheap at the time, I have placed dozens and dozens in 2007. Enjoy the car, see you back in a couple of years :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 738 / 1528
Pearl says...
CarFantastic friendly service, great deals and exactly as advertised - a pleasure doing business with Ling - highly recommended. Smooth delivery, nice clean car. Excellent.

Pearl Duffett
14 Rowan Drive
Rugby
CV22 7JN


Editor Note: Pearl, thanks for the short note. They build those Qashqais quite close to me, and everyone up here is very pleased with the Nissan factory, there are more windmills there than in bloody Holland! The Qashqais are so popular, I have a 2-3 month waiting list. Enjoy!! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 708 / 1528
John says...
CarI was totally satisfied with the fantastic service levels of LINGsCARS, Ling always kept me up to date. No frills, no fuss, great deals, Ling would always be my first choice. Delivery; car arrived dirty.

John Edden
John Edden Logistics
Beanfield Avenue
Coventry
CV3 6PU


Editor Note: John, thanks so much for your letter as the Director of your business. I always like notes from business owners. I'm sorry the day was rainy and miserable for your VW Passat delivery, the weather is always a problem in Autumn/Winter deliveries. I'll give the supplier a kick and make sure they use a local car wash in the future. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 707 / 1528
Jason says...
CarCarlsberg don't do contract hire cars, but if they did, it would be done like this.

Ling, you were fast, efficient, friendly, and dare I say it ...you did exactly what it said on the tin. Fantastic. Excellent delivery, very polite and courteous. I'll be coming back in a couple of years when my Vauxhall Zafira contract expires.

Jason Fojtic
109 Justins Ave
Stratford-upon Avon
CV37 0DA


Editor Note: Jason, hehehe, you are an Internet Retail Sales Director, so I really appreciate your comments, even if Carlsberg probably don't. Maybe I should drink more? Note: I promote sensible drinking by my customers!
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Customer Letter: 706 / 1528
Peter says...
CarI am passionate about customer service, and yours is brilliant! Immediate response to all enquiries, delivery as promised... and the price - absolutely magnificent. I will be back!! Fantastic delivery, BMW were brilliant.

Peter Bowkett
4 Applecross Close
Coventry
CV4 8JW


Editor Note: Peter, thanks. I do my best. Glad I make you so happy. These BMW Coupes were very cheap. I hope you enjoy driving it for 2-years. Thanks for very lovely letter :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 645 / 1528
Peter says...
CarLing - I have just returned from my two week training course and my new car was there!! The chap who did the delivery was fantastic and everything went according to plan especially all the timings - order confirmation / delivery date etc etc. I would like to thank you for organizing the whole thing.

I am passionate about customer service and you deliver to a very high level indeed. You saved me so much money compared to the quote from BMW – I don't know how you do it. You responded to every email I sent you within minutes - it seemed - and every promise you made you kept - most unusual in this day and age. Naturally I will be returning when this BMW 3-Series Coupe needs replacing and when my daughter returns from her round the world trip in March - when she too will need her first car.

I have told all my friends about you and your web site. I hope you continue to prosper - I'm sure you will with service like this.

Peter Bowkett
4 Applecross Close
Coventry
CV4 8JW


Editor Note: Peter, yeah - that BMW 3-Series Coupe was very cheap, and what a great surprise for you, hehehe. Well, I can save vast sums over the BMW dealers because I don't have to fund their crazzzzy overheads, or their "poshness". At the end of the day, the car is EXACTLY the same, except it is delivered and you don't have to collect it - even better! To BMW I am the curate's egg. They like my happy BMW customers, if only they could generate the same satisfaction levels... but they are attacked by some dealers for allowing me to supply BMW cars. Tough, eh? :) Re the emails and communication, it is easier to reply instantly. Why wait? I never understand companies that prefer to drag their feet and do things slowly, it frustrates me. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 634 / 1528
Andrew says...
CarReceived the car yesterday, its wonderful, many thanks for your help, recommended you to a few people.

Andrew Rabone
17 Alderminster Grove
Hatton Park
Warwick
CV35 7TB


Editor Note: Short and sweet, hehehe. Great! You got a damn cheap Zafira, Andrew! Go and drive it :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 583 / 1528
Martin says...
CarLing was great to deal with. She even worked evenings and weekends like me! Recommended!

Martin Dempster
16 Clive Road
Balsall Common
CV7 7DW


Editor Note: Martin, hahahah! The reason I have been working weekends and evenings is that I have been so busy since I turned down Duncan Bannatyne on bloody Dragons' Den! My turnover has doubled this year, so a few weekends have been necessary to keep everything fully up to date. Thanks for being a lovely customer - Ling



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Customer Letter: 582 / 1528
Pearl says...
CarJust like to take the opportunity to say, great web site, fantastic deals, and really useful to see the different mileage rates. This Nissan Qashqai will be my fourth lease car, all sourced from different companies ('suits'). In the past I have had my order forgotten, resulting in me being without a car for 3 weeks, and my calls and emails always took days to be answered. Your prompt attention is great and very reassuring. Well done!!! Fantastic. Look forward to delivery. Also document pack sent out was first class, even with advice on returning, I had to look this out for myself with my first car. (Sweets and keyrings appreciated). Also info on NCAP crash tests on web site is brilliant. I have a feeling that the 'suits' are going to be very quiet from now on!

Pearl Duffett
14 Rowan Drive
Rugby
CV22 7JN


Editor Note: Pearl, well why not show the euroNCAP stuff - I'm sure it helps that your car gets 5 stars. I think websites should be as useful as possible, so I add any good info I can find for the customer benefit. Mackams building your car as quickly as they can. Document pack is simple but it works, I use eye-catching method, eh? Hope sweets did not poison you - Ling



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Wah! AP McCoy's wife says bloody woman would "trade every winner" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) of male gender human bleing's career to getting 19-time champion jockey "out in one piece". - news replorted 12:43



Wah! Former Beatles drummer Ringo Starr is joined by Sir Paul McCartney as bloody man is inducted into Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 12:24



Wah! The 16-earth-years old happy birthday to you, daughter of woman killed in alleged attack two months ago dies after being hit by train. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 12:00



Wah! A family of six who having been reported missing may be travelling to part of Syria controlled by Islamic State militants, lah, old bill bobbys say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 11:56



Wah! China's Central capitalist pig money holding capitalist entity is to cut its capitalist pig money holding capitalist entity reserve requirement ratio by one percentage point, lah, as it aims to stimulate cooling economy. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 11:54



Wah! Prime dodgy minister David Cameron and SNP leader Nicola Sturgeon speak to Andrew Marr about future of United Kingdom. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 11:49



Wah! Nicola Sturgeon rejects David Cameron's claim (always claiming, huh?) flemale human person's party would seek to "break up our country" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) at Westminster - and Labour says Tories and SNP "in bed with each other". - news replorted 11:48



Wah! Manchester City manager Manuel Pellegrini says bloody man could be sacked if male gender human bleing's team fail to finish in top four. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 11:45



Wah! A man has been found dead by firefighters who were tackling blaze at house in Peterhead. I read you little red book! - news replorted 11:30



Wah! Prime dodgy minister David Cameron has said that bloody man has not been foxhunting for "years" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) after being asked if it was male gender human bleing's favourite sport. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 11:22



Wah! Two men charged over alleged attack of 31-earth-years old happy birthday to you, man in Tredegar, lah, as victim (trying not to cry) (trying not to cry) remains in serious condition. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 11:21



Wah! About 60 cars built before World fighty bang-bang Two take part in rally to prove that Lincolnshire is not flat. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 11:14



Wah! A woman is seriously hurt when bloody woman falls up to 11ft from one of bronze lion sculptures in Trafalgar Square. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 10:48



Wah! Working with either Conservatives or Labour would be "difficult" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) for Liberal Democrats, lah, Business Secretary Vince Cable says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:28



Wah! Saudi Arabian manufacturing and chemicals giant Sabic posts 39% drop in net profits in first quarter of year. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 10:09



Wah! Former Member of Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs Parliament Tom McCabe has died at age of 60. - news replorted 10:02



Wah! A man old bill bobbys wanting to question over deaths of male gender human bleing's mother and sister in Merseyside could be in London, lah, detectives say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 10:01



Wah! Britain's Olympic champion Charlotte Dujardin retains flemale human person's World Cup title in Las Vegas after stunning freestyle routine on Valegro. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 09:47



Wah! Northern Ireland's chief planning officer says bloody woman is confident that adequate safeguards having been put in place to ensure councillors act impartially over planning issues. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:08



Wah! Mercedes-Benz Concept GLC Coupé In flowing transition, lah, Mercedes-Benz lands next coupé: Concept GLC Coupé is near-production-standard study t - news replorted 09:00



Wah! Another week, lah, and still no breakthrough in 2015 general election campaign, lah, writes BBC's David Cowling. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 08:56



Wah! The owners of celebrated bookshop that could fall down say they having had "phenomenal response" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) to appeal to fund urgent structural repairs. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:55



Wah! Shared history and futures entwined - is Louis van Gaal's developing rivalry with Jose Mourinho new Mourinho v Ferguson? - news replorted 08:46



Wah! old bill bobbys investigating murders of mother and flemale human person's daughter in Merseyside urgently wanting to trace one of their relatives. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:44



Wah! Prince Harry trains in bush survival and plays wheelchair AFL as part of male gender human bleing's clock time result with Australian Army. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 08:40



Wah! A replica of 18th century French warship has set sail from France for United States. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:38



Wah! A small community in Brazilian city of Rio has been fighting eviction to make way for Olympics - but now Rio's city hall says they must go. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 08:31



Wah! The wives of three main leaders having put their lives on hold for General Election - but what difference does it make? - news replorted 08:29



Wah! A man who died after serious assault in Tonypandy is named by South Welsh land of sheep and more sheep old bill bobbys as 42-earth-years old happy birthday to you, Wayne Letherby. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 08:26



Wah! A rescue operation is under way after migrant boat with 650 human bliengs on board capsizes off Italian island of Lampedusa. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 08:05



Wah! Raheem Sterling could buy out Liverpool deal, lah, Man Utd target Christian Benteke, lah, Toure's agent criticises Man City, lah, plus more. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 07:58



Wah! A search is under way after male kayaker went missing in Solent off Hampshire coast, lah, coastguard says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:48



Wah! James Anderson is Province of Engrish running-dogs's top Test wicket-taker - but is bloody man best ever? Find out who came top in special Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Sport study. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 07:07



Wah! Former Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson reveals doctors told him lump on male gender human bleing's tongue was "probably cancer" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) two days before bloody man hit Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation producer. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 05:31



Wah! Finnish voters set to go to polls, lah, amid hopes that new government will pull country out of its three-year economic slump. Do you carefully listening? - news replorted 05:17



Wah! The Shroud of Turin, lah, which some believe to be burial cloth of Jesus Christ, lah, returns to public display after break of five years. Eating rice!! - news replorted 05:14



Wah! Why it's better to look to artists than politicians for life's answers - news replorted 04:08



Wah! Why did East German writer move to bloody Engrish coastal town? - news replorted 03:59



Wah! Old kitchen, lah, bathroom and laundry equipment made up 60% of 41.8 million tonnes of electronic waste thrown away in 2014, lah, suggests report. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 03:35



Wah! The attack on University in Garissa has deepened ordinary Kenyans' dissatisfaction with their government's inability to tackle Islamists, lah, says Karen Allen. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 03:03



Wah! And other trends of week in 60 seconds - news replorted 02:55



Wah! How first selfie stick was mocked as 'useless invention' - news replorted 02:32



Wah! Breathing poison in world's most polluted city - news replorted 02:27



Wah! The South African president Jacob Zuma has cancelled trip to Indonesia in order (piece of paper signee upee) to deal with attacks taking place against foreigners in male gender human bleing's country. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 01:54



Wah! The Brazilian authorities in Sao Paulo fighting large outbreak of dengue fever that has killed 130 people. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 01:26



Wah! An outfit worn by actress Vivien Leigh in film Gone with Wind sells for $137,000 (RMB Yuan #91,000) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! at auction in California. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 01:15



Wah! For first clock time result in Cuba, lah, at least two government opponents will be standing on Sunday in municipal elections in Havana. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 01:03



Wah! An interactive exhibition in Moscow about conflict in eastern Ukraine has been criticised by Ukrainian presidential administration as "propaganda". - news replorted 00:38



Wah! Among Sunday's headlines "Thatcher-style" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) massive share sell-off, lah, concerns over planned 2017 EU referendum and UKIP's ire at what it says was "biased" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) studio audience. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:35



Wah! An Irish teacher turned to political activism after austerity measures were introduced in Ireland. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:33



Wah! Russia's fragmented opposition agrees to join forces and put forward joint candidates ahead of next year's parliamentary elections. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:29



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