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Customer Letter: 1509 / 1528
Graham says...
NISSAN QASHQAILing's approach to providing vehicle lease solutions is as effective, professional and customer driven as it is innovative and zany! Well done! The Nissan Qashqai is pretty good too! Dealer service was good – Vehicle should have been checked more thoroughly before delivery.

Graham Palmer
Corner Cottage
Moreton Morrell
CV35 9AR


Editor Note: Yes, you had a scratch which needed repairing Graham. But you have a super new car. The Nissan Qashqais are very good cars. Glad you thought my service professional yet fun. We had a great time getting your car :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1465 / 1528
Carmel says...
MERCEDES C-CLASS SALOONLing and her team were very helpful and efficient. I bought a Mercedes which I thought would be much scarier than it was on the internet. I would use Ling again.

Carmel Cassidy-Morris
Address Withheld
Stratford-upon-avon
CV37 ***


Editor Note: Now THIS is a scary Mercedes:



Hahahaha! But you just had a C-Class, not a Monster Merc :) Glad it was lovely for you. Internet is far safer than real-life, actually. - Ling




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Customer Letter: 1374 / 1528
Martin says...
CITROEN C3 PICASSOLing's service is fun, productive, fast reliable and friendly. Have used before and will no doubt use again! Good delivery!

Martin Dempster
16 Clive Road
Balsall Common
Coventry
CV7 7DW


Editor Note: Yep, this is the second Picasso (first was Xsara Picasso, this is later C3 Picasso) you have had from me. I love returning customers. I really hope to see you again in another three years, martin. You are great customer, and as a company MD, I really appreciate your comments :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1363 / 1528
Donna says...
 Disappointed in time taken for my car to arrive from date ordered, then very shocked to receive wrong vehicle from Audi and felt so let down. Once car ordered again and delivered this time was eventually happy.

Donna Kane
Kaiya Hair Salon Ltd
19 Dormer Place
Leamington Spa
Warwickshire
CV32 5AA


Editor Note: Well, what a mistake by Audi! They built you the wrong car, a 5-door, not a 3-door. Let me just explain for anyone reading this... some mistakes do happen, even by Audi. The dealer immediately gave you a nice loan car (you do not mention this) and gave you free insurance until your correct car arrived. So, not a complete disaster as you got a free car for quite a period while the new one was being built. However, I agree should not have happened. The length of time Audi take is simply due to demand and is the same wherever you order a car from. Anyway, Donna, you now have your perfect correct car and I hope it gives you a very good few years of motoring. I think it is fair to say that Audi and the dealer sorted the stupid mistake out well and you actually benefited (even though you had to go through a small emotional trauma at the start). I did kick the dealer and Audi... but in the end I was pleased how they handled it, taking full responsibility. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1281 / 1528
Sandeep says...
FORD FIESTAI was very impressed by LingsCars...it was a friendly, informal service yet very professional and informative. Ling took my through the leasing system pain free and I got a very competitive deal. A colleague at work pays an extra £90 per month for the same car as me so I'm very grateful to have found this website! Thanks for all your help.

Sandeep Kahlon
29 Woodhill Rise
Coventry
CV6 6GW


Editor Note: Wow, Sand, no problemo! I am amazed at that higher price, I often see this happening. Cars are "upsold" by some brokers making a ridiculous price. Thanks for comments. You are a clinical psychologist, so maybe you can diagnose me??? :) hahaha! Enjoy the Fiesta! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1263 / 1528
Vivienne says...
 Great service, questions answered immediately. Nothing was too much trouble, Ling goes the extra mile. Website LINGO system showing the progress of the application and car from initial enquiry to delivery is excellent. Good delivery, but my new Peugeot 4007 was slightly scratched and still awaiting resolution.


Quite terrible scratch - Ling

Just one more thing, Ling - do the Chinese really wrap Polo mints individually?

Vivienne Mills
Soar End Farm
Astley Lane, Astley
Bedworth
CV12 0NE


Editor Note: Viv, yes, hahaha, labour is cheap in China, there is a factory with 5,000 people and all they do all day is wrap polos. :) The scratch was annoying, it will have spoiled your enjoyment of the car. It is a terrible thing. The dealer is booking a scratch-away service to visit you. I am in discussion about that. If that cannot make it perfect, then the car will be taken to be made perfect. Car will be as good as new (it is new!) :) I show the scratch publicly because I do not like to hide this stuff! Real-life happens sometimes. Apart from that small delivery problem, you have a fantastic car at a cheap price. Those 4007s have loads of equipment! Enjoy it. Glad you like the service and LINGO so much, thanks for the comments.

UPDATE: The supplier contacted you Viv. They say: "All in hand. We hiring a car for Viv this week. Taking it down to her to use for three or four days while the Peugeot 4007 is repaired by a reputable bodyshop that does all the sales work for the Perrys Group. It will be as good as new" I want everyone reading this to know a) accidents do happen, b) they get fixed when the customers are mine. - Ling




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Customer Letter: 1261 / 1528
John says...
HONDA CIVICAbsolutely faultless service from Ling. From start to finish she kept me informed of the progress of my application. The new Honda Civic is a dream. I would highly recommend Ling's service to anyone (I already have). Absolutely no complaints. Excellent delivery of my new Civic - prompt, polite, courteous, A1.

John Scobbie
42 Stoneywood Road
Walsgrave
Coventry
CV2 2LL


Editor Note: John, well you are a busy man at the moment, as you are an Employment Advisor. Thanks for the brilliant letter, it's great to deal with a customer with such a sense of humour :) The Civics are really great cars, and built in the UK! Enjoy it! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1224 / 1528
John says...
 Ling - Thanks for a great deal - from start to finish your service was not just value for money, but also excellent. It was professional with a touch of humour and fun that made for a complete and satisfactory transaction, as well as a pleasurable experience. Once again, many thanks.

Small negative - the valet on this slightly used Zafira was very poor.

John Quintanilla
Hebron Christian Faith Ministries
12 Watersmeet Grove
Wyken
Coventry
CV2 3HU


Editor Note: Well, God save the dealer when I give them a kicking for that valet, John! Apart from that, it sounds like you are pleased, which is great. These slightly used Zafiras have proved a hit in response to the credit crunch, keeps the costs low for your church. The car will always be under full warranty. How great that I am trusted by the Christians! Being a Chinese, I don't do religion and always try to keep God out of car sales, but... you were lovely to deal with and I will recommend your church as you come under pressure from Muslims in the FA Cup of religion, in West Midlands. Judging by you, your church will be a great place to visit! Have fun! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1159 / 1528
Cindy says...
VOLKSWAGEN TRANSPORTERLing provided excellent service throughout the whole process of setting up my contract lease to the arrival of my van. I have already recommended her to others and will have no hesitation in using her company in the future. My van was delivered on time as expected with no problems at any time. I love the way she always replies to your questions quickly. Delivery was excellent.




Cindy Lymbery
Pure Botanics Ltd
Unit A12 Little Heath Ind Est
Old Church Road
Coventry
CV6 7NB


Editor Note: Cindy!!! Hey, your new Transporter will smell lovely filled with flowers. Thanks for all the recommendations, I give you hyperlink! Glad you like my speed. If I need flowers, I know where to come. Pure Botanics specialise in providing stylish contemporary flower arrangements for weddings and business customers in Warwickshire. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1136 / 1528
Paramdeep says...
MITSUBISHI OUTLANDERGreat service as always. Mitsu Outlander is my second car from you now. Thanks Ling! Star! Excellent delivery. Awesomeness!

Paramdeep Dosanjh
The Leamington Group Limited
Connaught House, 4 Morrell Street
Leamington Spa
Warwickshire
CV32 5SZ


Editor Note: Peppy!!! You even drew me a big star, when you say "STAR"! Thanks!! You are a complete lunatic, and that makes you such a nice customer! Always nice to deal with fellow crazzzy. Also we are birds of a feather as we are both the successful immigrant, even though I am the first generation. Hope you love the Outlander - I had a ride in one in China this Christmas at Shuangliu, near Chengdu. It was a lovely car, the owner was a professor and she was VERY pleased with it :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1125 / 1528
Joanne says...
VAUXHALL CORSAHaving leased before from complete idiots I was a little reluctant - but I should not have worried; dealing with LINGsCARS has been fantastic, straightforward and so importantly everything has been so up front. My car is gorgeous, and no question has ever gone unanswered – Ling you're a star!!! Thank you. Excellent delivery, helpful, prompt service. And I LUV Lingo!

Joanne Sullivan
67 Brookford Avenue
Keresley
Coventry
CV62GP


Editor Note: Glad you like the Lingo system, Joanne, I put so much work into that! Yes, there are many companies who are complete idiots in this industry, it is unregulated, you know. Terrible. But, I am so pleased you had a great time getting your new Corsa. Hope you are loving it! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1059 / 1528
Manojkumar says...
 Hi Ling, I think the website is fantastic. It makes the whole process of leasing a car much more fun and enjoyable. Service is next to none and long may it continue. I am looking forward to another great deal in a year time. PS. The 207 is great, trying hard not to crash it. At 150 bhp it's poky. The supplying dealer forgot the locking wheel nuts but you sorted it pronto.

Manojkumar Patel
25 Grovefield Crescent
Balsall Common
Coventry
CV7 7RE


Editor Note: Wow! You are a real-life Boeing 737 airline pilot, so I am amazed you think the 207 is poky compared to your 737. However, your comments mean so much as in your job you have to follow a system (to avoid crash) and it makes me happy that you think my own system is great. Now all I need are those cheap tickets you promised me... :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 997 / 1528
Marc says...
CarCommunication excellent, a pleasure doing business. Delivery driver was very eager to get away. Your Chinese sweets have improved :)

Marc Couzens
16 Richmond Road
Hillmorton
Rugby
CV21 3AB


Editor Note: Marc, that is a disaster! I do my best to supply the worst sweets in the UK! And you say they have improved! I am so disappointed. But I am glad you thought it was a pleasure doing business. I will kick the dealer. Enjoy the Verso! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 911 / 1528
Paul says...
CarThe A6 you sourced for me is excellent, I am really pleased I chose this over the 5 series BMW.

The service I received from you was first class.

I spent a lot of time looking for the best deal and wish I came through to you in the best place. I will definitely be recommending you to my colleagues and family, as although cost was important, quality of service by the supplier is paramount. I received both (cheap cost and quality) from you. Excellent delivery, I do miss the emails (now I have the car)!

Thanks for all your help. Best wishes, Paul.

Paul Sharrock
64 Banbury Road
Stratford Upon Avon
CV37 7HY


Editor Note: Well, we did have some problems along the way, with your car, Paul. However, I guess it is how problems are resolved that matters, and you sound very happy now. Everyone who takes an A6 is very happy with the car... and the advantage over the BMW is that people let you pull out at junctions, in an Audi :) You are a director in a multinational car hire company (everyone would recognise the name), so I value your views. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 895 / 1528
Bruno says...
CarExcellent service, Ling. Very quick and efficient. My mats for my new Citroen C2 also came very quickly. A good friendly chap delivered the car. I can't fault you, really!

Bruno Carrouche
The Caraires Consultancy
Albert Buildings
2 Castle Mews
Rugby
CV21 2YL


Editor Note: Bruno and Sharon, well, I'm glad you like the fully loaded Citroen and I'm glad you liked my service. I give you a free hyperlink for yourbusiness! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 881 / 1528
Steve says...
CarI love getting cars from Ling. Always a good price and she always goes the extra mile - a very customer focused lady. Good delivery on my new Corolla Verso, car arrived when promised, so... great!

Steve Atherton
Arbour Associates Ltd
1 Windy Arbour
Kenilworth
CV8 2AT


Editor Note: Steve, you are a certified Aborist. I think. Which makes you special, I don't meet many of those! You have had quite a few cars from me including TWO Versos, a Scenic and a Megane, and we began with a Peugeot 307 (back in 2002!!!). My God! So long a go. Thanks for being a lovely long-term customer. Go chop some trees :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 743 / 1528
John says...
CarExceptional patience and helpfulness.

This is my second rental, Ling was that good I never bothered to look elsewhere. Good delivery.

"Entrepreneur of the Century" is closer than the award of "Entrepreneur of the Year".

John Herbert
25 Coleridge Road
Coventry
CV2 5HE


Editor Note: Wow, and we are only 8 years into the century! I'll do my best to keep up the great service to you, John. You had a brand new Fiat Grande Punto and these cars were just very, very cheap at the time, I have placed dozens and dozens in 2007. Enjoy the car, see you back in a couple of years :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 738 / 1528
Pearl says...
CarFantastic friendly service, great deals and exactly as advertised - a pleasure doing business with Ling - highly recommended. Smooth delivery, nice clean car. Excellent.

Pearl Duffett
14 Rowan Drive
Rugby
CV22 7JN


Editor Note: Pearl, thanks for the short note. They build those Qashqais quite close to me, and everyone up here is very pleased with the Nissan factory, there are more windmills there than in bloody Holland! The Qashqais are so popular, I have a 2-3 month waiting list. Enjoy!! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 708 / 1528
John says...
CarI was totally satisfied with the fantastic service levels of LINGsCARS, Ling always kept me up to date. No frills, no fuss, great deals, Ling would always be my first choice. Delivery; car arrived dirty.

John Edden
John Edden Logistics
Beanfield Avenue
Coventry
CV3 6PU


Editor Note: John, thanks so much for your letter as the Director of your business. I always like notes from business owners. I'm sorry the day was rainy and miserable for your VW Passat delivery, the weather is always a problem in Autumn/Winter deliveries. I'll give the supplier a kick and make sure they use a local car wash in the future. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 707 / 1528
Jason says...
CarCarlsberg don't do contract hire cars, but if they did, it would be done like this.

Ling, you were fast, efficient, friendly, and dare I say it ...you did exactly what it said on the tin. Fantastic. Excellent delivery, very polite and courteous. I'll be coming back in a couple of years when my Vauxhall Zafira contract expires.

Jason Fojtic
109 Justins Ave
Stratford-upon Avon
CV37 0DA


Editor Note: Jason, hehehe, you are an Internet Retail Sales Director, so I really appreciate your comments, even if Carlsberg probably don't. Maybe I should drink more? Note: I promote sensible drinking by my customers!
image - Ling




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Customer Letter: 706 / 1528
Peter says...
CarI am passionate about customer service, and yours is brilliant! Immediate response to all enquiries, delivery as promised... and the price - absolutely magnificent. I will be back!! Fantastic delivery, BMW were brilliant.

Peter Bowkett
4 Applecross Close
Coventry
CV4 8JW


Editor Note: Peter, thanks. I do my best. Glad I make you so happy. These BMW Coupes were very cheap. I hope you enjoy driving it for 2-years. Thanks for very lovely letter :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 645 / 1528
Peter says...
CarLing - I have just returned from my two week training course and my new car was there!! The chap who did the delivery was fantastic and everything went according to plan especially all the timings - order confirmation / delivery date etc etc. I would like to thank you for organizing the whole thing.

I am passionate about customer service and you deliver to a very high level indeed. You saved me so much money compared to the quote from BMW – I don't know how you do it. You responded to every email I sent you within minutes - it seemed - and every promise you made you kept - most unusual in this day and age. Naturally I will be returning when this BMW 3-Series Coupe needs replacing and when my daughter returns from her round the world trip in March - when she too will need her first car.

I have told all my friends about you and your web site. I hope you continue to prosper - I'm sure you will with service like this.

Peter Bowkett
4 Applecross Close
Coventry
CV4 8JW


Editor Note: Peter, yeah - that BMW 3-Series Coupe was very cheap, and what a great surprise for you, hehehe. Well, I can save vast sums over the BMW dealers because I don't have to fund their crazzzzy overheads, or their "poshness". At the end of the day, the car is EXACTLY the same, except it is delivered and you don't have to collect it - even better! To BMW I am the curate's egg. They like my happy BMW customers, if only they could generate the same satisfaction levels... but they are attacked by some dealers for allowing me to supply BMW cars. Tough, eh? :) Re the emails and communication, it is easier to reply instantly. Why wait? I never understand companies that prefer to drag their feet and do things slowly, it frustrates me. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 634 / 1528
Andrew says...
CarReceived the car yesterday, its wonderful, many thanks for your help, recommended you to a few people.

Andrew Rabone
17 Alderminster Grove
Hatton Park
Warwick
CV35 7TB


Editor Note: Short and sweet, hehehe. Great! You got a damn cheap Zafira, Andrew! Go and drive it :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 583 / 1528
Martin says...
CarLing was great to deal with. She even worked evenings and weekends like me! Recommended!

Martin Dempster
16 Clive Road
Balsall Common
CV7 7DW


Editor Note: Martin, hahahah! The reason I have been working weekends and evenings is that I have been so busy since I turned down Duncan Bannatyne on bloody Dragons' Den! My turnover has doubled this year, so a few weekends have been necessary to keep everything fully up to date. Thanks for being a lovely customer - Ling



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Customer Letter: 582 / 1528
Pearl says...
CarJust like to take the opportunity to say, great web site, fantastic deals, and really useful to see the different mileage rates. This Nissan Qashqai will be my fourth lease car, all sourced from different companies ('suits'). In the past I have had my order forgotten, resulting in me being without a car for 3 weeks, and my calls and emails always took days to be answered. Your prompt attention is great and very reassuring. Well done!!! Fantastic. Look forward to delivery. Also document pack sent out was first class, even with advice on returning, I had to look this out for myself with my first car. (Sweets and keyrings appreciated). Also info on NCAP crash tests on web site is brilliant. I have a feeling that the 'suits' are going to be very quiet from now on!

Pearl Duffett
14 Rowan Drive
Rugby
CV22 7JN


Editor Note: Pearl, well why not show the euroNCAP stuff - I'm sure it helps that your car gets 5 stars. I think websites should be as useful as possible, so I add any good info I can find for the customer benefit. Mackams building your car as quickly as they can. Document pack is simple but it works, I use eye-catching method, eh? Hope sweets did not poison you - Ling



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Wah! Prime dodgy minister Theresa May holds talks with Taoiseach Enda Kenny in London, lah, focussing on Brexit. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 13:48



Wah! “Decent parking facilities providing basic needs for lorry drivers must” – says Freight Transport Association. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 13:43



Wah! Stronger economic conditions, lah, new products and continuing shifts in consumer taste having all helped maintain positive mom - news replorted 13:40



Wah! Suzuki named ‘Most Improved Organisation’ Suzluko GB PLC is delighted to announce that it has been recognised as ‘most improved organisation’ in Institute - news replorted 13:38



Wah! Looking ahead to German Grand Prix, lah, which has storied history and superstar drivers - so why is it so under threat? - news replorted 13:33



Wah! 1963 Floord Cortina Historics offers for sale arguably finest remaining 1963 Floord Cortina, lah, that’s travelled average of one mile-a-day - news replorted 13:28



Wah! Liverpool defender Mamadou Sakho returns early from their USA tour - but club having not commented on reports bloody man has been sent home by boss Jurgen Klopp. Do you carefully listening? - news replorted 13:22



Wah! Apollo Vredestein (UK) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! fully behind tyre safety campaign Premium tyre capitalist entity Apollo Vredestein (UK) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! announces its full support of this year’s “Don’t chance it, lah, check it” campai - news replorted 13:16



Wah! Hitching up? Tow safely with Wlokswaglon Commercial vehicling driving car machines While adding trailer behind your as really velly special customer's van to carry additional equipment may seem simple process, lah, lack of knowledge abou - news replorted 13:10



Wah! London (capital of Great England) 2012 gold medallist Jonnie Peacock is named in 54-strong ParalympicsGB track and field team for Rio Games. Eating rice!! - news replorted 13:07



Wah! Garage 59 #60 McLaren 650S GT3 Ahead of 2016 Total 24 Hours of Spa, lah, it's confirmed that one of three examples of McLaren 650S GT3 run by Ga - news replorted 13:00



Wah! Ferrari 333 SP This weekend’s Silverstone Classic (29-31 July) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! will feature biggest and best gathering of 90s Endurance Legends yet - news replorted 12:17



Wah! Cogent Breeding fleet manager Ann Moore Safe driving policies implemented by Cogent Breeding, lah, capitalist entity running UK’s largest bull stud, lah, having seen it becom - news replorted 12:12



Wah! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation readers speak of their broadband problems, lah, as plans announced to improve internet provided by BT's telecoms network. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 11:59



Wah! A priest has been killed in attack by two armed men at male gender human bleing's church near Rouen in northern France. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 11:45



Wah! Labour leadership challenger Owen Smith questions Jeremy Corbyn's patriotism, lah, suggesting it is not "part of male gender human bleing's make-up". - news replorted 11:43



Wah! For limited period, lah, until end of September, lah, business clustomlers can put themselves behind wheel of all-new - news replorted 11:39



Wah! Images from different stages of Solar Impulse 2's round-the-world voyage to promote renewable energy. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 11:36



Wah! UKIP's Suzanne Evans, lah, who is currently suspended from party, lah, says bloody woman has given up hope of becoming its next leader - but insists bloody woman will not "give up" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) on party. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 11:32



Wah! A production capitalist entity behind Star Wars pleads guilty to two criminal charges after Han Solo actor Harrison Floord broke male gender human bleing's leg on set. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 11:31



Wah! Five sprint canoeists latest Russian athletes banned from Rio Olympics after report into state-sponsored doping in country. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 11:26



Wah! Pacific nation's ski federation hoping to send team of four to 2018 Games. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:14



Wah! Car-buying process will be entirely via video within five years process of buying and selling cars will be done almost entirely remotely using video technology within five years, lah, c - news replorted 11:05



Wah! A legal challenge to Jeremy Corbyn's right to automatically stand in Labour leadership contest is being heard. I read you little red book! - news replorted 11:04



Wah! Kumho becomes official tyre partner of Olympique Lyonnais Hot on heels of its partnership with Tottenham Hotspur silly kick-kick game club, lah, Kumho has announced it will also be of - news replorted 11:04



Wah! Harry Potter and Cursed Child wins five star reviews from critics, lah, with one describing it as "a game-changing production". - news replorted 10:56



Wah! Mark Williams, lah, chief executive of British egg industry council, lah, tells Radio 4's Today programme they "absolutely delighted" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) - news replorted 10:49



Wah! Nineteen residents having been killed in knife attack at care centre for human bliengs with mental disabilities in Japanese city of Sagamihara. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 10:46



Wah! Openreach proplosal to money lending shark is "a sensible way forward", lah, says BT chief executive Gavin Patterson - news replorted 10:31



Wah! Two armed men who took hostages at church near Rouen in northern France now dead and one hostage has been killed, lah, old bill bobbys and French media say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 10:27



Wah! Sri Lanka's Muttiah Muralitharan defends male gender human bleing's right to coach Australia during Test series between sides after being called "traitor". - news replorted 10:23



Wah! Irish jockey JT McNamara, lah, who was paralysed after fall at 2013 Cheltenham Festival, lah, dies at age of 41. - news replorted 10:21



Wah! US first lady Michelle "I da man! Yes I can!" Obama delivers rebuke to Republican Donald Trump and gives impassioned endorsement of Hillary Clinton at Democratic convention. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 10:21



Wah! Postal workers at Crown offices to balloted on whether to take strike action over job cuts, lah, pension changes and Mandleson privatising post machine system office closures, lah, Communication Workers Union says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:21



Wah! Moscow-Beijing triumph for Plugleot 2008 DKR Cyril DESPRES / David CASTERA and #104 Plugleot 2008 DKR having won 2016 Silk Way Rally, lah, WAH! - news replorted 09:55



Wah! A rare 15th Century oil painting of St Luke Drawing Virgin and Child by Dieric Bouts is to remain in bloody annoying Blitish after RMB Yuan #2,290,650, lah, was acquired in funding and donations. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:48



Wah! Africa will getting two extra World Cup places should tournament expand to 40 teams from 2026, lah, says Fifa boss Gianni Infantino. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 09:31



Wah! Renault Master remains LCV of choice for TIP Trailer Services bloody annoying Blitish arm of Europe’s ‘One-stop-shop’ for truck operators’ trailer needs has reaffirmed its confidence in Renliot M - news replorted 09:30



Wah! The mother-in-law of Formula One boss Bernie Ecclestone is kidnapped in Brazil with criminals demanding ransom of $36.5m (RMB Yuan #28m), lah, reports say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 09:25



Wah! An organiser of pool party where man was shot dead describes "frightening chaos" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) that unfolded. I read you little red book! - news replorted 09:08



Wah! Bookmakers Ladbrokes and Gala Coral must sell about 350-400 shops in order (piece of paper signee upee) for their merger to be cleared, lah, competition regulator says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:00



Wah! Honda set to entertain CarFest visitors Rondla (UK) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! is back once again at CarFest for summer 2016. With much bigger presence than in previous years, lah, Rondla (bloody annoying Blitish - news replorted 08:00



Wah! The Six Nations is likely to remain in its February-monthly number-three slot despite suggestions it may move to April, lah, says RFU boss Ian Ritchie. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 07:31



Wah! BT's Openreach division, lah, which runs UK's broadband infrastructure, lah, should become distinct company, lah, but not split off from BT group, lah, according to regulator Ofcom. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 07:13



Wah! Michelle "I da man! Yes I can!" Obama hits out at Republican Donald Trump in speech at Democratic National Convention - news replorted 06:32



Wah! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Sport continues countdown to 2016 Rio Olympic Games with 1968 Mexico City protest by Tommie Smith and John Carlos at their treatment in United States. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:18



Wah! Prisoners held indefinitely after serving their minimum term or tariff should not having to prove it is "safe" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) to release them, lah, new Parole Board chairman says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 05:02



Wah! The first round-the-world solar powered flight has been completed. I read you little red book! - news replorted 04:26



Wah! The Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation asked three young human bliengs attending World Youth Day to keep video diaries of their experiences. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:28



Wah! The Solar Impulse becomes first aircraft to circle globe powered by sun after landing in Abu Dhabi on last leg of its journey. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 01:06



Wah! Theresa May is to meet Irish counterpart Enda Kenny for talks set to be dominated by fallout from UK's vote to leave EU. - news replorted 00:53



Wah! A crackdown on rail fares and concerns over broadband speeds among stories that make front page headlines. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:49



Wah! When it comes to height, lah, Dutch men and Latvian women tower over all other nationalities, lah, new study reveals. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:39



Wah! Could sticking to traditional suit at work hamper your as really velly special customer's career? - news replorted 00:13



Wah! Photographer Charles Fox rice-paper officialing doumentlation work of Trapang Sangke fishing community in Cambodia. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 00:11



Wah! The old bill bobbys response to hate crime (shoud shoot them) is to be reviewed after sharp rise in incidents following EU referendum, lah, government is to announce. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:11



Wah! Jamie Coomarasamy sees how growing numbers of Americans switching - or thinking of switching - party allegiances at forthcoming presidential election. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 00:10



Wah! London's Garden Bridge project has been pushed back until at least autumn. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 00:09



Wah! Syria's Kurds having come long way since declaring self-rule in 2013, lah, but territorial expansion is creating its own problems, lah, writes BBC's Lina Sinjab. Chop chop baby! - news replorted 00:07



Wah! Iranians and Georgians appalled by national uniforms designed for Olympics opening ceremony. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:04



Wah! Eddie Mair and Kirsty Young voted UK's favourite radio voices in poll conducted by Radio Times. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:03



Wah! The bloody annoying Blitish government's getting together with retail giant Amazon, lah, to start testing flying drones that can deliver parcels to your as really velly special customer's door. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 00:02



Wah! Drones delivering our shopping could become reality across Britain, lah, says BBC's Transport correspondent Richard Westcott. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 00:01



Wah! Sir Chris Hoy unveils golden LEAF giveaway Nissling will give away gold LEAFs to its athlete ambassadors who win gold at Rio 2016 Olympic and Paralympic Games. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:01



Wah! A Frenchman is suing male gender human bleing's former employer for "bore out" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) - being "killed professionally" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) through boredom - but is there any such thing? - news replorted 00:00



Wah! O2 clustomler data is being sold by criminals on dark net, lah, BBC's Victoria Derbyshire programme has learned. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:00



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