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Customer Letter: 1509 / 1531
Graham says...
NISSAN QASHQAILing's approach to providing vehicle lease solutions is as effective, professional and customer driven as it is innovative and zany! Well done! The Nissan Qashqai is pretty good too! Dealer service was good – Vehicle should have been checked more thoroughly before delivery.

Graham Palmer
Corner Cottage
Moreton Morrell
CV35 9AR

Editor Note: Yes, you had a scratch which needed repairing Graham. But you have a super new car. The Nissan Qashqais are very good cars. Glad you thought my service professional yet fun. We had a great time getting your car :) - Ling


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Customer Letter: 1465 / 1531
Carmel says...
MERCEDES C-CLASS SALOONLing and her team were very helpful and efficient. I bought a Mercedes which I thought would be much scarier than it was on the internet. I would use Ling again.

Carmel Cassidy-Morris
Address Withheld
Stratford-upon-avon
CV37 ***

Editor Note: Now THIS is a scary Mercedes:



Hahahaha! But you just had a C-Class, not a Monster Merc :) Glad it was lovely for you. Internet is far safer than real-life, actually. - Ling


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Customer Letter: 1374 / 1531
Martin says...
CITROEN C3 PICASSOLing's service is fun, productive, fast reliable and friendly. Have used before and will no doubt use again! Good delivery!

Martin Dempster
16 Clive Road
Balsall Common
Coventry
CV7 7DW

Editor Note: Yep, this is the second Picasso (first was Xsara Picasso, this is later C3 Picasso) you have had from me. I love returning customers. I really hope to see you again in another three years, martin. You are great customer, and as a company MD, I really appreciate your comments :) - Ling


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Customer Letter: 1363 / 1531
Donna says...
AUDI A3Disappointed in time taken for my car to arrive from date ordered, then very shocked to receive wrong vehicle from Audi and felt so let down. Once car ordered again and delivered this time was eventually happy.

Donna Kane
Kaiya Hair Salon Ltd
19 Dormer Place
Leamington Spa
Warwickshire
CV32 5AA

Editor Note: Well, what a mistake by Audi! They built you the wrong car, a 5-door, not a 3-door. Let me just explain for anyone reading this... some mistakes do happen, even by Audi. The dealer immediately gave you a nice loan car (you do not mention this) and gave you free insurance until your correct car arrived. So, not a complete disaster as you got a free car for quite a period while the new one was being built. However, I agree should not have happened. The length of time Audi take is simply due to demand and is the same wherever you order a car from. Anyway, Donna, you now have your perfect correct car and I hope it gives you a very good few years of motoring. I think it is fair to say that Audi and the dealer sorted the stupid mistake out well and you actually benefited (even though you had to go through a small emotional trauma at the start). I did kick the dealer and Audi... but in the end I was pleased how they handled it, taking full responsibility. - Ling


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Customer Letter: 1281 / 1531
Sandeep says...
FORD FIESTAI was very impressed by LingsCars...it was a friendly, informal service yet very professional and informative. Ling took my through the leasing system pain free and I got a very competitive deal. A colleague at work pays an extra £90 per month for the same car as me so I'm very grateful to have found this website! Thanks for all your help.

Sandeep Kahlon
29 Woodhill Rise
Coventry
CV6 6GW

Editor Note: Wow, Sand, no problemo! I am amazed at that higher price, I often see this happening. Cars are "upsold" by some brokers making a ridiculous price. Thanks for comments. You are a clinical psychologist, so maybe you can diagnose me??? :) hahaha! Enjoy the Fiesta! - Ling


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Customer Letter: 1263 / 1531
Vivienne says...
PEUGEOT 4007Great service, questions answered immediately. Nothing was too much trouble, Ling goes the extra mile. Website LINGO system showing the progress of the application and car from initial enquiry to delivery is excellent. Good delivery, but my new Peugeot 4007 was slightly scratched and still awaiting resolution.


Quite terrible scratch - Ling

Just one more thing, Ling - do the Chinese really wrap Polo mints individually?

Vivienne Mills
Soar End Farm
Astley Lane, Astley
Bedworth
CV12 0NE

Editor Note: Viv, yes, hahaha, labour is cheap in China, there is a factory with 5,000 people and all they do all day is wrap polos. :) The scratch was annoying, it will have spoiled your enjoyment of the car. It is a terrible thing. The dealer is booking a scratch-away service to visit you. I am in discussion about that. If that cannot make it perfect, then the car will be taken to be made perfect. Car will be as good as new (it is new!) :) I show the scratch publicly because I do not like to hide this stuff! Real-life happens sometimes. Apart from that small delivery problem, you have a fantastic car at a cheap price. Those 4007s have loads of equipment! Enjoy it. Glad you like the service and LINGO so much, thanks for the comments.

UPDATE: The supplier contacted you Viv. They say: "All in hand. We hiring a car for Viv this week. Taking it down to her to use for three or four days while the Peugeot 4007 is repaired by a reputable bodyshop that does all the sales work for the Perrys Group. It will be as good as new" I want everyone reading this to know a) accidents do happen, b) they get fixed when the customers are mine. - Ling


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Customer Letter: 1261 / 1531
John says...
HONDA CIVICAbsolutely faultless service from Ling. From start to finish she kept me informed of the progress of my application. The new Honda Civic is a dream. I would highly recommend Ling's service to anyone (I already have). Absolutely no complaints. Excellent delivery of my new Civic - prompt, polite, courteous, A1.

John Scobbie
42 Stoneywood Road
Walsgrave
Coventry
CV2 2LL

Editor Note: John, well you are a busy man at the moment, as you are an Employment Advisor. Thanks for the brilliant letter, it's great to deal with a customer with such a sense of humour :) The Civics are really great cars, and built in the UK! Enjoy it! - Ling


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Customer Letter: 1224 / 1531
John says...
VAUXHALL ZAFIRALing - Thanks for a great deal - from start to finish your service was not just value for money, but also excellent. It was professional with a touch of humour and fun that made for a complete and satisfactory transaction, as well as a pleasurable experience. Once again, many thanks.

Small negative - the valet on this slightly used Zafira was very poor.

John Quintanilla
Hebron Christian Faith Ministries
12 Watersmeet Grove
Wyken
Coventry
CV2 3HU

Editor Note: Well, God save the dealer when I give them a kicking for that valet, John! Apart from that, it sounds like you are pleased, which is great. These slightly used Zafiras have proved a hit in response to the credit crunch, keeps the costs low for your church. The car will always be under full warranty. How great that I am trusted by the Christians! Being a Chinese, I don't do religion and always try to keep God out of car sales, but... you were lovely to deal with and I will recommend your church as you come under pressure from Muslims in the FA Cup of religion, in West Midlands. Judging by you, your church will be a great place to visit! Have fun! - Ling


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Customer Letter: 1208 / 1531
Tesan says...
I found out about your website from a friend. The whole process took less than three weeks and I love the Civic Type-R. There is something about driving a brand-new car. The crazy banter I got on the website amused and entertained me. Good delivery!

Tesan Hadzikadunic (Dr)
16 Caliban Mews
Heathcote
Warwick
CV34 6FS

Editor Note: Tesh... errr, no chance that I can pronounce your surname, so I call you Doctor Tesh, as you are NHS doctor. Thanks for being frank with your comments, you can trust me, I am a car saleswoman, hahahaha! Glad I didn't have to ask you to bend over. Now, where is that KY jelly? :) I hope getting the car made a change from ordering blood tests :) - Ling


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Customer Letter: 1159 / 1531
Cindy says...
VOLKSWAGEN TRANSPORTERLing provided excellent service throughout the whole process of setting up my contract lease to the arrival of my van. I have already recommended her to others and will have no hesitation in using her company in the future. My van was delivered on time as expected with no problems at any time. I love the way she always replies to your questions quickly. Delivery was excellent.




Cindy Lymbery
Pure Botanics Ltd
Unit A12 Little Heath Ind Est
Old Church Road
Coventry
CV6 7NB

Editor Note: Cindy!!! Hey, your new Transporter will smell lovely filled with flowers. Thanks for all the recommendations, I give you hyperlink! Glad you like my speed. If I need flowers, I know where to come. Pure Botanics specialise in providing stylish contemporary flower arrangements for weddings and business customers in Warwickshire. - Ling


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Customer Letter: 1136 / 1531
Paramdeep says...
MITSUBISHI OUTLANDERGreat service as always. Mitsu Outlander is my second car from you now. Thanks Ling! Star! Excellent delivery. Awesomeness!

Paramdeep Dosanjh
The Leamington Group Limited
Connaught House, 4 Morrell Street
Leamington Spa
Warwickshire
CV32 5SZ

Editor Note: Peppy!!! You even drew me a big star, when you say "STAR"! Thanks!! You are a complete lunatic, and that makes you such a nice customer! Always nice to deal with fellow crazzzy. Also we are birds of a feather as we are both the successful immigrant, even though I am the first generation. Hope you love the Outlander - I had a ride in one in China this Christmas at Shuangliu, near Chengdu. It was a lovely car, the owner was a professor and she was VERY pleased with it :) - Ling


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Customer Letter: 1125 / 1531
Joanne says...
VAUXHALL CORSAHaving leased before from complete idiots I was a little reluctant - but I should not have worried; dealing with LINGsCARS has been fantastic, straightforward and so importantly everything has been so up front. My car is gorgeous, and no question has ever gone unanswered – Ling you're a star!!! Thank you. Excellent delivery, helpful, prompt service. And I LUV Lingo!

Joanne Sullivan
67 Brookford Avenue
Keresley
Coventry
CV62GP

Editor Note: Glad you like the Lingo system, Joanne, I put so much work into that! Yes, there are many companies who are complete idiots in this industry, it is unregulated, you know. Terrible. But, I am so pleased you had a great time getting your new Corsa. Hope you are loving it! - Ling


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Customer Letter: 1059 / 1531
Manojkumar says...
PEUGEOT 207Hi Ling, I think the website is fantastic. It makes the whole process of leasing a car much more fun and enjoyable. Service is next to none and long may it continue. I am looking forward to another great deal in a year time. PS. The 207 is great, trying hard not to crash it. At 150 bhp it's poky. The supplying dealer forgot the locking wheel nuts but you sorted it pronto.

Manojkumar Patel
25 Grovefield Crescent
Balsall Common
Coventry
CV7 7RE

Editor Note: Wow! You are a real-life Boeing 737 airline pilot, so I am amazed you think the 207 is poky compared to your 737. However, your comments mean so much as in your job you have to follow a system (to avoid crash) and it makes me happy that you think my own system is great. Now all I need are those cheap tickets you promised me... :) - Ling


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Customer Letter: 997 / 1531
Marc says...
CarCommunication excellent, a pleasure doing business. Delivery driver was very eager to get away. Your Chinese sweets have improved :)

Marc Couzens
16 Richmond Road
Hillmorton
Rugby
CV21 3AB

Editor Note: Marc, that is a disaster! I do my best to supply the worst sweets in the UK! And you say they have improved! I am so disappointed. But I am glad you thought it was a pleasure doing business. I will kick the dealer. Enjoy the Verso! - Ling


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Customer Letter: 911 / 1531
Paul says...
CarThe A6 you sourced for me is excellent, I am really pleased I chose this over the 5 series BMW.

The service I received from you was first class.

I spent a lot of time looking for the best deal and wish I came through to you in the best place. I will definitely be recommending you to my colleagues and family, as although cost was important, quality of service by the supplier is paramount. I received both (cheap cost and quality) from you. Excellent delivery, I do miss the emails (now I have the car)!

Thanks for all your help. Best wishes, Paul.

Paul Sharrock
64 Banbury Road
Stratford Upon Avon
CV37 7HY

Editor Note: Well, we did have some problems along the way, with your car, Paul. However, I guess it is how problems are resolved that matters, and you sound very happy now. Everyone who takes an A6 is very happy with the car... and the advantage over the BMW is that people let you pull out at junctions, in an Audi :) You are a director in a multinational car hire company (everyone would recognise the name), so I value your views. - Ling


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Customer Letter: 895 / 1531
Bruno says...
CarExcellent service, Ling. Very quick and efficient. My mats for my new Citroen C2 also came very quickly. A good friendly chap delivered the car. I can't fault you, really!

Bruno Carrouche
The Caraires Consultancy
Albert Buildings
2 Castle Mews
Rugby
CV21 2YL

Editor Note: Bruno and Sharon, well, I'm glad you like the fully loaded Citroen and I'm glad you liked my service. I give you a free hyperlink for yourbusiness! - Ling


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Customer Letter: 881 / 1531
Steve says...
CarI love getting cars from Ling. Always a good price and she always goes the extra mile - a very customer focused lady. Good delivery on my new Corolla Verso, car arrived when promised, so... great!

Steve Atherton
Arbour Associates Ltd
1 Windy Arbour
Kenilworth
CV8 2AT

Editor Note: Steve, you are a certified Aborist. I think. Which makes you special, I don't meet many of those! You have had quite a few cars from me including TWO Versos, a Scenic and a Megane, and we began with a Peugeot 307 (back in 2002!!!). My God! So long a go. Thanks for being a lovely long-term customer. Go chop some trees :) - Ling


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Customer Letter: 743 / 1531
John says...
CarExceptional patience and helpfulness.

This is my second rental, Ling was that good I never bothered to look elsewhere. Good delivery.

"Entrepreneur of the Century" is closer than the award of "Entrepreneur of the Year".

John Herbert
25 Coleridge Road
Coventry
CV2 5HE

Editor Note: Wow, and we are only 8 years into the century! I'll do my best to keep up the great service to you, John. You had a brand new Fiat Grande Punto and these cars were just very, very cheap at the time, I have placed dozens and dozens in 2007. Enjoy the car, see you back in a couple of years :) - Ling


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Customer Letter: 738 / 1531
Pearl says...
CarFantastic friendly service, great deals and exactly as advertised - a pleasure doing business with Ling - highly recommended. Smooth delivery, nice clean car. Excellent.

Pearl Duffett
14 Rowan Drive
Rugby
CV22 7JN

Editor Note: Pearl, thanks for the short note. They build those Qashqais quite close to me, and everyone up here is very pleased with the Nissan factory, there are more windmills there than in bloody Holland! The Qashqais are so popular, I have a 2-3 month waiting list. Enjoy!! - Ling


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Customer Letter: 708 / 1531
John says...
CarI was totally satisfied with the fantastic service levels of LINGsCARS, Ling always kept me up to date. No frills, no fuss, great deals, Ling would always be my first choice. Delivery; car arrived dirty.

John Edden
John Edden Logistics
Beanfield Avenue
Coventry
CV3 6PU

Editor Note: John, thanks so much for your letter as the Director of your business. I always like notes from business owners. I'm sorry the day was rainy and miserable for your VW Passat delivery, the weather is always a problem in Autumn/Winter deliveries. I'll give the supplier a kick and make sure they use a local car wash in the future. - Ling


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Customer Letter: 707 / 1531
Jason says...
CarCarlsberg don't do contract hire cars, but if they did, it would be done like this.

Ling, you were fast, efficient, friendly, and dare I say it ...you did exactly what it said on the tin. Fantastic. Excellent delivery, very polite and courteous. I'll be coming back in a couple of years when my Vauxhall Zafira contract expires.

Jason Fojtic
109 Justins Ave
Stratford-upon Avon
CV37 0DA

Editor Note: Jason, hehehe, you are an Internet Retail Sales Director, so I really appreciate your comments, even if Carlsberg probably don't. Maybe I should drink more? Note: I promote sensible drinking by my customers!
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Customer Letter: 706 / 1531
Peter says...
CarI am passionate about customer service, and yours is brilliant! Immediate response to all enquiries, delivery as promised... and the price - absolutely magnificent. I will be back!! Fantastic delivery, BMW were brilliant.

Peter Bowkett
4 Applecross Close
Coventry
CV4 8JW

Editor Note: Peter, thanks. I do my best. Glad I make you so happy. These BMW Coupes were very cheap. I hope you enjoy driving it for 2-years. Thanks for very lovely letter :) - Ling


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Customer Letter: 645 / 1531
Peter says...
CarLing - I have just returned from my two week training course and my new car was there!! The chap who did the delivery was fantastic and everything went according to plan especially all the timings - order confirmation / delivery date etc etc. I would like to thank you for organizing the whole thing.

I am passionate about customer service and you deliver to a very high level indeed. You saved me so much money compared to the quote from BMW – I don't know how you do it. You responded to every email I sent you within minutes - it seemed - and every promise you made you kept - most unusual in this day and age. Naturally I will be returning when this BMW 3-Series Coupe needs replacing and when my daughter returns from her round the world trip in March - when she too will need her first car.

I have told all my friends about you and your web site. I hope you continue to prosper - I'm sure you will with service like this.

Peter Bowkett
4 Applecross Close
Coventry
CV4 8JW

Editor Note: Peter, yeah - that BMW 3-Series Coupe was very cheap, and what a great surprise for you, hehehe. Well, I can save vast sums over the BMW dealers because I don't have to fund their crazzzzy overheads, or their "poshness". At the end of the day, the car is EXACTLY the same, except it is delivered and you don't have to collect it - even better! To BMW I am the curate's egg. They like my happy BMW customers, if only they could generate the same satisfaction levels... but they are attacked by some dealers for allowing me to supply BMW cars. Tough, eh? :) Re the emails and communication, it is easier to reply instantly. Why wait? I never understand companies that prefer to drag their feet and do things slowly, it frustrates me. - Ling


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Customer Letter: 634 / 1531
Andrew says...
CarReceived the car yesterday, its wonderful, many thanks for your help, recommended you to a few people.

Andrew Rabone
17 Alderminster Grove
Hatton Park
Warwick
CV35 7TB

Editor Note: Short and sweet, hehehe. Great! You got a damn cheap Zafira, Andrew! Go and drive it :) - Ling


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Customer Letter: 583 / 1531
Martin says...
CarLing was great to deal with. She even worked evenings and weekends like me! Recommended!

Martin Dempster
16 Clive Road
Balsall Common
CV7 7DW

Editor Note: Martin, hahahah! The reason I have been working weekends and evenings is that I have been so busy since I turned down Duncan Bannatyne on bloody Dragons' Den! My turnover has doubled this year, so a few weekends have been necessary to keep everything fully up to date. Thanks for being a lovely customer - Ling


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Wah! Preventing killing of Drummer Lee Rigby in Woolwich would having been "incredibly hard", lah, MI6's former head of counter-terrorism says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:04



Wah! An independent report highlights faults in way Rochdale Council dealt with child sex grooming. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 05:44



Wah! The remains of King Richard III, lah, discovered under city LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine park, lah, were buried in "hastily dug, lah, untidy grave", lah, researchers reveal. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 05:33



Wah! The Church of ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land's General Assembly approves call to crown monarchs in both Province of Engrish running-dogs and ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land, lah, should ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land becomes independent. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 05:08



Wah! Japanese Prime dodgy minister Shinzo Abe heads to Burma for economic talks - in first visit by Japanese PM since 1977. - news replorted 04:53



Wah! Part of road; highway No.16 from Shanghai to Chengdu bridge has collapsed into Skagit River in Great Satan state of Washington sending vehicling driving car machines into water, lah, officials say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 04:17



Wah! A mother and daughter who died after falling ill on boat in Lake District were killed by generator fumes, lah, investigation finds. Eating rice!! - news replorted 03:00



Wah! US forecasters predict unusually "active or extremely active" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) Atlantic hurricane season of seven to 11 hurricanes, lah, up from average of six. - news replorted 02:57



Wah! Shares in Asia having recovered some of steep falls suffered on Thursday, lah, with Japan's Nikkei index rising 3%. - news replorted 02:26



Wah! The book group that can crush author's hopes or find bestseller - news replorted 02:24



Wah! In age when "extremely violent and sadistic imagery is two clicks away", lah, school sex education is struggling to keep pace, lah, suggests study. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 01:53



Wah! Beer, lah, toilet paper, lah, rice - which is Venezuela short of? - news replorted 01:42



Wah! Muslim leaders take trip to Nazi concentration camps - news replorted 01:22



Wah! The search for continental unity, lah, 50 years on - news replorted 01:19



Wah! Cockroaches outsmarting our efforts to kill them by evolving to avoid taste of sugar traps, lah, study reveals. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:18



Wah! The bloody Engrish phrases readers love to hear spoken by French - news replorted 01:08



Wah! Three famous Norfolk figures immortalised in steel to mark completion of �RMB Yuan #311,000 cycle scheme. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:54



Wah! Work out your as really velly special customer's dog's true age with this handy calculator - news replorted 00:52



Wah! The stories behind Rome's gleaming cobblestones - news replorted 00:43



Wah! A marathon meeting of video game enthusiasts is being staged in Glasgow in bid to help human bliengs with dementia. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 00:39



Wah! North Lanarkshire Council is set to be first local authority in ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land to install life-saving defibrillators in its high schools. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:38



Wah! More than 80% of nursery and primary school teachers in ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land having warned of high workloads as result of new curriculum, lah, union claims. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:37



Wah! Nasa is looking for commercial operators to leasie-car historic launch pad in Florida used for first Moon missions and by Atlantis shuttle. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:26



Wah! Enzymes released by cancerous cells having protective function and not one of 'bad guys', lah, say researchers from University of East Anglia. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 00:24



Wah! The WHO urges countries with possible cases of novel coronavirus to share inflomination amid concern over patent rights held by commercial labs. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:11



Wah! The Boy Scouts of America organisation votes to accept openly gay scouts, lah, after divisive campaign pitting liberals against some religious groups. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:09



Wah! Why having we been waiting so long for watches to catch up with smartphones? - news replorted 00:07



Wah! The technology that's transforming gardening - news replorted 00:03



Wah! Jaguar is number one automotive brand in UK, lah, according to data collated in vehicling driving car machine Ownership Satisfaction Su - news replorted 00:01



Wah! Four countries in Latin America - Chile, lah, Colombia, lah, Mexico and Peru - having agreed to scrap most of tariffs on trade between their four countries. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:00



Wah! A Unesco report calls for halt to proposed �RMB Yuan #100m golf resort close to Giant's Causeway in Northern Ireland. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:00
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