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Customer Letter: 1509 / 1528
Graham says...
NISSAN QASHQAILing's approach to providing vehicle lease solutions is as effective, professional and customer driven as it is innovative and zany! Well done! The Nissan Qashqai is pretty good too! Dealer service was good – Vehicle should have been checked more thoroughly before delivery.

Graham Palmer
Corner Cottage
Moreton Morrell
CV35 9AR


Editor Note: Yes, you had a scratch which needed repairing Graham. But you have a super new car. The Nissan Qashqais are very good cars. Glad you thought my service professional yet fun. We had a great time getting your car :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1465 / 1528
Carmel says...
MERCEDES C-CLASS SALOONLing and her team were very helpful and efficient. I bought a Mercedes which I thought would be much scarier than it was on the internet. I would use Ling again.

Carmel Cassidy-Morris
Address Withheld
Stratford-upon-avon
CV37 ***


Editor Note: Now THIS is a scary Mercedes:



Hahahaha! But you just had a C-Class, not a Monster Merc :) Glad it was lovely for you. Internet is far safer than real-life, actually. - Ling




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Customer Letter: 1374 / 1528
Martin says...
CITROEN C3 PICASSOLing's service is fun, productive, fast reliable and friendly. Have used before and will no doubt use again! Good delivery!

Martin Dempster
16 Clive Road
Balsall Common
Coventry
CV7 7DW


Editor Note: Yep, this is the second Picasso (first was Xsara Picasso, this is later C3 Picasso) you have had from me. I love returning customers. I really hope to see you again in another three years, martin. You are great customer, and as a company MD, I really appreciate your comments :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1363 / 1528
Donna says...
AUDI A3Disappointed in time taken for my car to arrive from date ordered, then very shocked to receive wrong vehicle from Audi and felt so let down. Once car ordered again and delivered this time was eventually happy.

Donna Kane
Kaiya Hair Salon Ltd
19 Dormer Place
Leamington Spa
Warwickshire
CV32 5AA


Editor Note: Well, what a mistake by Audi! They built you the wrong car, a 5-door, not a 3-door. Let me just explain for anyone reading this... some mistakes do happen, even by Audi. The dealer immediately gave you a nice loan car (you do not mention this) and gave you free insurance until your correct car arrived. So, not a complete disaster as you got a free car for quite a period while the new one was being built. However, I agree should not have happened. The length of time Audi take is simply due to demand and is the same wherever you order a car from. Anyway, Donna, you now have your perfect correct car and I hope it gives you a very good few years of motoring. I think it is fair to say that Audi and the dealer sorted the stupid mistake out well and you actually benefited (even though you had to go through a small emotional trauma at the start). I did kick the dealer and Audi... but in the end I was pleased how they handled it, taking full responsibility. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1281 / 1528
Sandeep says...
FORD FIESTAI was very impressed by LingsCars...it was a friendly, informal service yet very professional and informative. Ling took my through the leasing system pain free and I got a very competitive deal. A colleague at work pays an extra £90 per month for the same car as me so I'm very grateful to have found this website! Thanks for all your help.

Sandeep Kahlon
29 Woodhill Rise
Coventry
CV6 6GW


Editor Note: Wow, Sand, no problemo! I am amazed at that higher price, I often see this happening. Cars are "upsold" by some brokers making a ridiculous price. Thanks for comments. You are a clinical psychologist, so maybe you can diagnose me??? :) hahaha! Enjoy the Fiesta! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1263 / 1528
Vivienne says...
PEUGEOT 4007Great service, questions answered immediately. Nothing was too much trouble, Ling goes the extra mile. Website LINGO system showing the progress of the application and car from initial enquiry to delivery is excellent. Good delivery, but my new Peugeot 4007 was slightly scratched and still awaiting resolution.


Quite terrible scratch - Ling

Just one more thing, Ling - do the Chinese really wrap Polo mints individually?

Vivienne Mills
Soar End Farm
Astley Lane, Astley
Bedworth
CV12 0NE


Editor Note: Viv, yes, hahaha, labour is cheap in China, there is a factory with 5,000 people and all they do all day is wrap polos. :) The scratch was annoying, it will have spoiled your enjoyment of the car. It is a terrible thing. The dealer is booking a scratch-away service to visit you. I am in discussion about that. If that cannot make it perfect, then the car will be taken to be made perfect. Car will be as good as new (it is new!) :) I show the scratch publicly because I do not like to hide this stuff! Real-life happens sometimes. Apart from that small delivery problem, you have a fantastic car at a cheap price. Those 4007s have loads of equipment! Enjoy it. Glad you like the service and LINGO so much, thanks for the comments.

UPDATE: The supplier contacted you Viv. They say: "All in hand. We hiring a car for Viv this week. Taking it down to her to use for three or four days while the Peugeot 4007 is repaired by a reputable bodyshop that does all the sales work for the Perrys Group. It will be as good as new" I want everyone reading this to know a) accidents do happen, b) they get fixed when the customers are mine. - Ling




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Customer Letter: 1261 / 1528
John says...
HONDA CIVICAbsolutely faultless service from Ling. From start to finish she kept me informed of the progress of my application. The new Honda Civic is a dream. I would highly recommend Ling's service to anyone (I already have). Absolutely no complaints. Excellent delivery of my new Civic - prompt, polite, courteous, A1.

John Scobbie
42 Stoneywood Road
Walsgrave
Coventry
CV2 2LL


Editor Note: John, well you are a busy man at the moment, as you are an Employment Advisor. Thanks for the brilliant letter, it's great to deal with a customer with such a sense of humour :) The Civics are really great cars, and built in the UK! Enjoy it! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1224 / 1528
John says...
VAUXHALL ZAFIRALing - Thanks for a great deal - from start to finish your service was not just value for money, but also excellent. It was professional with a touch of humour and fun that made for a complete and satisfactory transaction, as well as a pleasurable experience. Once again, many thanks.

Small negative - the valet on this slightly used Zafira was very poor.

John Quintanilla
Hebron Christian Faith Ministries
12 Watersmeet Grove
Wyken
Coventry
CV2 3HU


Editor Note: Well, God save the dealer when I give them a kicking for that valet, John! Apart from that, it sounds like you are pleased, which is great. These slightly used Zafiras have proved a hit in response to the credit crunch, keeps the costs low for your church. The car will always be under full warranty. How great that I am trusted by the Christians! Being a Chinese, I don't do religion and always try to keep God out of car sales, but... you were lovely to deal with and I will recommend your church as you come under pressure from Muslims in the FA Cup of religion, in West Midlands. Judging by you, your church will be a great place to visit! Have fun! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1159 / 1528
Cindy says...
VOLKSWAGEN TRANSPORTERLing provided excellent service throughout the whole process of setting up my contract lease to the arrival of my van. I have already recommended her to others and will have no hesitation in using her company in the future. My van was delivered on time as expected with no problems at any time. I love the way she always replies to your questions quickly. Delivery was excellent.




Cindy Lymbery
Pure Botanics Ltd
Unit A12 Little Heath Ind Est
Old Church Road
Coventry
CV6 7NB


Editor Note: Cindy!!! Hey, your new Transporter will smell lovely filled with flowers. Thanks for all the recommendations, I give you hyperlink! Glad you like my speed. If I need flowers, I know where to come. Pure Botanics specialise in providing stylish contemporary flower arrangements for weddings and business customers in Warwickshire. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1136 / 1528
Paramdeep says...
MITSUBISHI OUTLANDERGreat service as always. Mitsu Outlander is my second car from you now. Thanks Ling! Star! Excellent delivery. Awesomeness!

Paramdeep Dosanjh
The Leamington Group Limited
Connaught House, 4 Morrell Street
Leamington Spa
Warwickshire
CV32 5SZ


Editor Note: Peppy!!! You even drew me a big star, when you say "STAR"! Thanks!! You are a complete lunatic, and that makes you such a nice customer! Always nice to deal with fellow crazzzy. Also we are birds of a feather as we are both the successful immigrant, even though I am the first generation. Hope you love the Outlander - I had a ride in one in China this Christmas at Shuangliu, near Chengdu. It was a lovely car, the owner was a professor and she was VERY pleased with it :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1125 / 1528
Joanne says...
VAUXHALL CORSAHaving leased before from complete idiots I was a little reluctant - but I should not have worried; dealing with LINGsCARS has been fantastic, straightforward and so importantly everything has been so up front. My car is gorgeous, and no question has ever gone unanswered – Ling you're a star!!! Thank you. Excellent delivery, helpful, prompt service. And I LUV Lingo!

Joanne Sullivan
67 Brookford Avenue
Keresley
Coventry
CV62GP


Editor Note: Glad you like the Lingo system, Joanne, I put so much work into that! Yes, there are many companies who are complete idiots in this industry, it is unregulated, you know. Terrible. But, I am so pleased you had a great time getting your new Corsa. Hope you are loving it! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1059 / 1528
Manojkumar says...
PEUGEOT 207Hi Ling, I think the website is fantastic. It makes the whole process of leasing a car much more fun and enjoyable. Service is next to none and long may it continue. I am looking forward to another great deal in a year time. PS. The 207 is great, trying hard not to crash it. At 150 bhp it's poky. The supplying dealer forgot the locking wheel nuts but you sorted it pronto.

Manojkumar Patel
25 Grovefield Crescent
Balsall Common
Coventry
CV7 7RE


Editor Note: Wow! You are a real-life Boeing 737 airline pilot, so I am amazed you think the 207 is poky compared to your 737. However, your comments mean so much as in your job you have to follow a system (to avoid crash) and it makes me happy that you think my own system is great. Now all I need are those cheap tickets you promised me... :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 997 / 1528
Marc says...
CarCommunication excellent, a pleasure doing business. Delivery driver was very eager to get away. Your Chinese sweets have improved :)

Marc Couzens
16 Richmond Road
Hillmorton
Rugby
CV21 3AB


Editor Note: Marc, that is a disaster! I do my best to supply the worst sweets in the UK! And you say they have improved! I am so disappointed. But I am glad you thought it was a pleasure doing business. I will kick the dealer. Enjoy the Verso! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 911 / 1528
Paul says...
CarThe A6 you sourced for me is excellent, I am really pleased I chose this over the 5 series BMW.

The service I received from you was first class.

I spent a lot of time looking for the best deal and wish I came through to you in the best place. I will definitely be recommending you to my colleagues and family, as although cost was important, quality of service by the supplier is paramount. I received both (cheap cost and quality) from you. Excellent delivery, I do miss the emails (now I have the car)!

Thanks for all your help. Best wishes, Paul.

Paul Sharrock
64 Banbury Road
Stratford Upon Avon
CV37 7HY


Editor Note: Well, we did have some problems along the way, with your car, Paul. However, I guess it is how problems are resolved that matters, and you sound very happy now. Everyone who takes an A6 is very happy with the car... and the advantage over the BMW is that people let you pull out at junctions, in an Audi :) You are a director in a multinational car hire company (everyone would recognise the name), so I value your views. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 895 / 1528
Bruno says...
CarExcellent service, Ling. Very quick and efficient. My mats for my new Citroen C2 also came very quickly. A good friendly chap delivered the car. I can't fault you, really!

Bruno Carrouche
The Caraires Consultancy
Albert Buildings
2 Castle Mews
Rugby
CV21 2YL


Editor Note: Bruno and Sharon, well, I'm glad you like the fully loaded Citroen and I'm glad you liked my service. I give you a free hyperlink for yourbusiness! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 881 / 1528
Steve says...
CarI love getting cars from Ling. Always a good price and she always goes the extra mile - a very customer focused lady. Good delivery on my new Corolla Verso, car arrived when promised, so... great!

Steve Atherton
Arbour Associates Ltd
1 Windy Arbour
Kenilworth
CV8 2AT


Editor Note: Steve, you are a certified Aborist. I think. Which makes you special, I don't meet many of those! You have had quite a few cars from me including TWO Versos, a Scenic and a Megane, and we began with a Peugeot 307 (back in 2002!!!). My God! So long a go. Thanks for being a lovely long-term customer. Go chop some trees :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 743 / 1528
John says...
CarExceptional patience and helpfulness.

This is my second rental, Ling was that good I never bothered to look elsewhere. Good delivery.

"Entrepreneur of the Century" is closer than the award of "Entrepreneur of the Year".

John Herbert
25 Coleridge Road
Coventry
CV2 5HE


Editor Note: Wow, and we are only 8 years into the century! I'll do my best to keep up the great service to you, John. You had a brand new Fiat Grande Punto and these cars were just very, very cheap at the time, I have placed dozens and dozens in 2007. Enjoy the car, see you back in a couple of years :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 738 / 1528
Pearl says...
CarFantastic friendly service, great deals and exactly as advertised - a pleasure doing business with Ling - highly recommended. Smooth delivery, nice clean car. Excellent.

Pearl Duffett
14 Rowan Drive
Rugby
CV22 7JN


Editor Note: Pearl, thanks for the short note. They build those Qashqais quite close to me, and everyone up here is very pleased with the Nissan factory, there are more windmills there than in bloody Holland! The Qashqais are so popular, I have a 2-3 month waiting list. Enjoy!! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 708 / 1528
John says...
CarI was totally satisfied with the fantastic service levels of LINGsCARS, Ling always kept me up to date. No frills, no fuss, great deals, Ling would always be my first choice. Delivery; car arrived dirty.

John Edden
John Edden Logistics
Beanfield Avenue
Coventry
CV3 6PU


Editor Note: John, thanks so much for your letter as the Director of your business. I always like notes from business owners. I'm sorry the day was rainy and miserable for your VW Passat delivery, the weather is always a problem in Autumn/Winter deliveries. I'll give the supplier a kick and make sure they use a local car wash in the future. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 707 / 1528
Jason says...
CarCarlsberg don't do contract hire cars, but if they did, it would be done like this.

Ling, you were fast, efficient, friendly, and dare I say it ...you did exactly what it said on the tin. Fantastic. Excellent delivery, very polite and courteous. I'll be coming back in a couple of years when my Vauxhall Zafira contract expires.

Jason Fojtic
109 Justins Ave
Stratford-upon Avon
CV37 0DA


Editor Note: Jason, hehehe, you are an Internet Retail Sales Director, so I really appreciate your comments, even if Carlsberg probably don't. Maybe I should drink more? Note: I promote sensible drinking by my customers!
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Customer Letter: 706 / 1528
Peter says...
CarI am passionate about customer service, and yours is brilliant! Immediate response to all enquiries, delivery as promised... and the price - absolutely magnificent. I will be back!! Fantastic delivery, BMW were brilliant.

Peter Bowkett
4 Applecross Close
Coventry
CV4 8JW


Editor Note: Peter, thanks. I do my best. Glad I make you so happy. These BMW Coupes were very cheap. I hope you enjoy driving it for 2-years. Thanks for very lovely letter :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 645 / 1528
Peter says...
CarLing - I have just returned from my two week training course and my new car was there!! The chap who did the delivery was fantastic and everything went according to plan especially all the timings - order confirmation / delivery date etc etc. I would like to thank you for organizing the whole thing.

I am passionate about customer service and you deliver to a very high level indeed. You saved me so much money compared to the quote from BMW – I don't know how you do it. You responded to every email I sent you within minutes - it seemed - and every promise you made you kept - most unusual in this day and age. Naturally I will be returning when this BMW 3-Series Coupe needs replacing and when my daughter returns from her round the world trip in March - when she too will need her first car.

I have told all my friends about you and your web site. I hope you continue to prosper - I'm sure you will with service like this.

Peter Bowkett
4 Applecross Close
Coventry
CV4 8JW


Editor Note: Peter, yeah - that BMW 3-Series Coupe was very cheap, and what a great surprise for you, hehehe. Well, I can save vast sums over the BMW dealers because I don't have to fund their crazzzzy overheads, or their "poshness". At the end of the day, the car is EXACTLY the same, except it is delivered and you don't have to collect it - even better! To BMW I am the curate's egg. They like my happy BMW customers, if only they could generate the same satisfaction levels... but they are attacked by some dealers for allowing me to supply BMW cars. Tough, eh? :) Re the emails and communication, it is easier to reply instantly. Why wait? I never understand companies that prefer to drag their feet and do things slowly, it frustrates me. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 634 / 1528
Andrew says...
CarReceived the car yesterday, its wonderful, many thanks for your help, recommended you to a few people.

Andrew Rabone
17 Alderminster Grove
Hatton Park
Warwick
CV35 7TB


Editor Note: Short and sweet, hehehe. Great! You got a damn cheap Zafira, Andrew! Go and drive it :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 583 / 1528
Martin says...
CarLing was great to deal with. She even worked evenings and weekends like me! Recommended!

Martin Dempster
16 Clive Road
Balsall Common
CV7 7DW


Editor Note: Martin, hahahah! The reason I have been working weekends and evenings is that I have been so busy since I turned down Duncan Bannatyne on bloody Dragons' Den! My turnover has doubled this year, so a few weekends have been necessary to keep everything fully up to date. Thanks for being a lovely customer - Ling



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Customer Letter: 582 / 1528
Pearl says...
CarJust like to take the opportunity to say, great web site, fantastic deals, and really useful to see the different mileage rates. This Nissan Qashqai will be my fourth lease car, all sourced from different companies ('suits'). In the past I have had my order forgotten, resulting in me being without a car for 3 weeks, and my calls and emails always took days to be answered. Your prompt attention is great and very reassuring. Well done!!! Fantastic. Look forward to delivery. Also document pack sent out was first class, even with advice on returning, I had to look this out for myself with my first car. (Sweets and keyrings appreciated). Also info on NCAP crash tests on web site is brilliant. I have a feeling that the 'suits' are going to be very quiet from now on!

Pearl Duffett
14 Rowan Drive
Rugby
CV22 7JN


Editor Note: Pearl, well why not show the euroNCAP stuff - I'm sure it helps that your car gets 5 stars. I think websites should be as useful as possible, so I add any good info I can find for the customer benefit. Mackams building your car as quickly as they can. Document pack is simple but it works, I use eye-catching method, eh? Hope sweets did not poison you - Ling



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Wah! bloody annoying Blitish retail sales fall 0.3% September, lah, adding to signs that economic recovery may be losing steam. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 09:43



Wah! How much will politicians spend to save NHS? - news replorted 09:38



Wah! Semesa Rokoduguni is electrifying for Bath and has attributes to be same for Province of Engrish running-dogs, lah, says Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation pundit Jeremy Guscott. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 09:29



Wah! Average prices for used Light Commercial vehicling driving car machines (LCV) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! having climbed throughout 2014 according to online remarketing com - news replorted 09:23



Wah! Following 4.7%% rise in 2014 Q2, lah, average price of used LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine sold online by Autorola remained stable in Q3, lah, fallin - news replorted 09:20



Wah! Israeli leader Benjamin Netanyahu has accused Palestinian president of incitement, lah, after attack which killed baby in Jerusalem. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 09:14



Wah! “Road haulage is key service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service industry to bloody annoying Blitish economy and relies almost entirely on diesel, lah, yet diesel duty remains - news replorted 09:11



Wah! Nato warplanes having intercepted Russian spy plane over Baltic Sea, lah, alliance says, lah, amid heightened tensions between West and Russia. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 09:08



Wah! Will government’s tech plans for Northern Province of Engrish running-dogs work? - news replorted 09:05



Wah! Japan's new trade dodgy minister Yoichi Miyazawa is forced to defend himself after it emerged support staff spent office money at sex club. Chop chop baby! - news replorted 08:51



Wah! Firefighters had to free 18-month-old Colin Lambert after toddler climbed inside arcade game in Maryville, lah, Tennessee. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 08:25



Wah! Rwanda's parliament condemns Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation for broadcasting TV documentary which questions official accounts of 1994 genocide in country. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 08:15



Wah! A woman has told Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation that bloody woman herself had to track down Sheffield gang who abused flemale human person's daughter because old bill bobbys refused to act. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 08:12



Wah! The funeral for murdered schoolgirl Alice Gross is due to take place in west London (capital of Great England) later. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 08:02



Wah! Mario Balotelli's shirt swap must not hide Liverpool's bigger problems as 3-0 loss to Real exposes gulf in class. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:55



Wah! Fiona Woolf, lah, head of public inquiry into historical sex abuse, lah, faces more questions from Membling Partiamentary expense cheaters over flemale human person's suitability for post. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 07:53



Wah! Comedy fans in for rare treat after two lost episodes of "At Last 1948 Show" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) having been uncovered. I read you little red book! - news replorted 07:47



Wah! Tesco chairman Sir Richard Broadbent will leave firm after capitalist entity announced bigger-than-forecast hole in its profits. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:45



Wah! Farah Khan's much-anticipated new film, lah, Happy New Year, lah, is released for Diwali. - news replorted 07:16



Wah! The NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) is under pressure to close huge projected funding gap - Dominic Hughes reports on how NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) has addressed this in West Yorkshire. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 07:09



Wah! A sunrise vigil at Cenotaph that will last until sunset marks start of 2014 Poppy Appeal. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 07:03



Wah! Missed target times for ambulance emergency calls can be turned around but there is "no imminent fix", lah, warns new head of service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service in Wales. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:01



Wah! New figures show big increase in number of new homes being built in Northern Ireland. I read you little red book! - news replorted 06:28



Wah! old bill bobbys were "working hard" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) to arrest "aggressive" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) and "smart" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) abusive father who later beat male gender human bleing's young son to death, lah, inquiry hears. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:10



Wah! A black bear cub found in aisles of Oregon drugstore will be raised with goal of releasing him into wild next year. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 06:06



Wah! Prime dodgy minister Narendra Modi is due to arrive in Indian-administered Kashmir to see extent of damage caused by last month's floods. Eating rice!! - news replorted 05:59



Wah! Canada "will never be intimidated", lah, PM Stephen Harper says after two deadly attacks - including one that ends in shootout inside parliament. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 05:37



Wah! As ranks of Asia's wealthy having swelled, lah, philanthropic giving has increased. I read you little red book! Rico Hizon speaks to Christina Tung from UBS about future of giving in Asia. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 05:37



Wah! Six surprising numbers to help you tellibly lovely custlingmer understand battle against Ebola. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 02:29



Wah! Getting to university after spinal surgery - news replorted 02:08



Wah! Do you tellibly lovely custlingmer care where your as really velly special customer's chicken comes from? - news replorted 02:03



Wah! The Department for Education has shelved plans for code of practice for some religious schools which operate outside of mainstream education, lah, Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation learns. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:56



Wah! Two episodes of 1960s TV comedy At Last 1948 Show, lah, which starred John Cleese and Graham Chapman before they formed Monty Python, lah, found. I read you little red book! - news replorted 01:47



Wah! Tate director Sir Nicholas Serota is named most powerful figure in art world. I read you little red book! - news replorted 01:46



Wah! What's lurking in Sweden's waters? - news replorted 01:39



Wah! With fighting continuing in eastern Ukraine, lah, Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation meets rebels confident that "victory will be ours". - news replorted 01:37



Wah! Graduates should pay their university proportion of their future earnings rather than taking out loans, lah, report by free-market think tank suggests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:35



Wah! Wild chimps carry out night clock time result crop raids, lah, footage reveals, lah, suggesting animals being pushed into more risky behaviour. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 01:34



Wah! Wild chimps carry out night-time crop raids, lah, footage reveals, lah, suggesting animals being pushed into risky foraging behaviour. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 01:33



Wah! Two dinosaur skeletons having been unearthed in Mongolia, lah, solving mystery that has baffled palaeontologists for 50 years. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:31



Wah! Some Great Satan seniors still paying off student loans - news replorted 01:29



Wah! Fans recall Nirvana's first bloody annoying Blitish gig 25 years on - news replorted 01:25



Wah! old bill bobbys killer Harry Roberts is to be released from prison after more than 45 years, lah, after decision by Parole Board. I read you little red book! - news replorted 01:24



Wah! Critics already hailing Michael Keaton's latest film Birdman success, lah, with many tipping it for Oscar as Talking Movies' Tom Brook reports. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:08



Wah! Australian photographer explores Greenland's vast ice sheet - news replorted 01:05



Wah! How world loved swastika - until Hitler stole it - news replorted 01:03



Wah! Drones which could seriously injure or kill being flown over cities and towns across Province of Engrish running-dogs, lah, despite laws designed to protect public. Fry noodle, boil noodle? - news replorted 00:56



Wah! Thirty years ago Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation broadcast first television reports of devastating famine in Ethiopia. Ai-yaa!!! Tesfatsion Dalellew saw reports and coordinated World Vision's response. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:54



Wah! The NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) in Province of Engrish running-dogs is told to stop being barrier to infertile couples having children, lah, according to funding watchdog. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 00:46



Wah! Hate crime (shoud shoot them) convictions at all-time high, lah, but disability hate crime (shoud shoot them) convictions having dropped, lah, according to new report. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 00:45



Wah! Military leaders failed to calculate magnitude of conflict in Afghanistan, lah, former head of British army, lah, Gen Sir Peter Wall, lah, tells BBc. Fry noodle, boil noodle? - news replorted 00:40



Wah! NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) chiefs having unveiled five-year vision for health service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service in Province of Engrish running-dogs. I read you little red book! But what key points? - news replorted 00:35



Wah! The BBC's Hugh Pym looks at future of healthcare in Province of Engrish running-dogs - news replorted 00:34



Wah! Unprecedented housing demand has helped to create highest workloads for surveyors for seven years, lah, according to report. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 00:28



Wah! The latest printing using dead tree product edition of Collins bloody Engrish dictionary contains 50,000 newly-added words, lah, including selfie, lah, onesie and adorkable. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:27



Wah! The Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs economy continued to grow in last quarter but at slower pace than previous three months, lah, according to report. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 00:26



Wah! Wild food foragers being warned to be particularly careful when picking mushrooms because of rise in cases of mushroom poisoning. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 00:25



Wah! The development of site containing ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land's newest cultural landmark, lah, Kelpies, lah, wins national engineering award. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:24



Wah! The owners of Grangemouth plant say radical changes on track year after site was closed by industrial dispute. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:23



Wah! How can supermarket turn its fortunes around? - news replorted 00:12



Wah! Renting your as really velly special customer's own room for power nap - news replorted 00:09



Wah! The Great Satan envoy tasked by President "I da man! Yes I can!" Obama with leading fight against terrorist group Islamic State (IS) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! in Iraq and Syria tells Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Newsnight says Britain will "support us". - news replorted 00:04



Wah! Builders preparing to construct new bloody annoying Blitish homes at rate not seen since before financial crisis, lah, new figures show. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 00:03



Wah! Images from outside Canadian parliament - news replorted 00:03



Wah! KPMG and financial regulators having been criticised in report by Membling Partiamentary expense cheaters into Co-op Bank's failed bid to buy 632 Lloyds branches last year. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 00:01



Wah! Liverpool boss Brendan Rodgers is unhappy Mario Balotelli swapped shirts with Real Madrid player at half-time. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:01



Wah! "It is testament to strength of automotive industry that it continues to break records – yielding best year- - news replorted 00:01



Wah! The NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) in Province of Engrish running-dogs needs extra money and drastic changes to way services organised if patient care is not to suffer, lah, health bosses say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:00



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