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Customer Letter: 1509 / 1528
Graham says...
NISSAN QASHQAILing's approach to providing vehicle lease solutions is as effective, professional and customer driven as it is innovative and zany! Well done! The Nissan Qashqai is pretty good too! Dealer service was good – Vehicle should have been checked more thoroughly before delivery.

Graham Palmer
Corner Cottage
Moreton Morrell
CV35 9AR


Editor Note: Yes, you had a scratch which needed repairing Graham. But you have a super new car. The Nissan Qashqais are very good cars. Glad you thought my service professional yet fun. We had a great time getting your car :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1465 / 1528
Carmel says...
MERCEDES C-CLASS SALOONLing and her team were very helpful and efficient. I bought a Mercedes which I thought would be much scarier than it was on the internet. I would use Ling again.

Carmel Cassidy-Morris
Address Withheld
Stratford-upon-avon
CV37 ***


Editor Note: Now THIS is a scary Mercedes:



Hahahaha! But you just had a C-Class, not a Monster Merc :) Glad it was lovely for you. Internet is far safer than real-life, actually. - Ling




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Customer Letter: 1374 / 1528
Martin says...
CITROEN C3 PICASSOLing's service is fun, productive, fast reliable and friendly. Have used before and will no doubt use again! Good delivery!

Martin Dempster
16 Clive Road
Balsall Common
Coventry
CV7 7DW


Editor Note: Yep, this is the second Picasso (first was Xsara Picasso, this is later C3 Picasso) you have had from me. I love returning customers. I really hope to see you again in another three years, martin. You are great customer, and as a company MD, I really appreciate your comments :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1363 / 1528
Donna says...
AUDI A3Disappointed in time taken for my car to arrive from date ordered, then very shocked to receive wrong vehicle from Audi and felt so let down. Once car ordered again and delivered this time was eventually happy.

Donna Kane
Kaiya Hair Salon Ltd
19 Dormer Place
Leamington Spa
Warwickshire
CV32 5AA


Editor Note: Well, what a mistake by Audi! They built you the wrong car, a 5-door, not a 3-door. Let me just explain for anyone reading this... some mistakes do happen, even by Audi. The dealer immediately gave you a nice loan car (you do not mention this) and gave you free insurance until your correct car arrived. So, not a complete disaster as you got a free car for quite a period while the new one was being built. However, I agree should not have happened. The length of time Audi take is simply due to demand and is the same wherever you order a car from. Anyway, Donna, you now have your perfect correct car and I hope it gives you a very good few years of motoring. I think it is fair to say that Audi and the dealer sorted the stupid mistake out well and you actually benefited (even though you had to go through a small emotional trauma at the start). I did kick the dealer and Audi... but in the end I was pleased how they handled it, taking full responsibility. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1281 / 1528
Sandeep says...
FORD FIESTAI was very impressed by LingsCars...it was a friendly, informal service yet very professional and informative. Ling took my through the leasing system pain free and I got a very competitive deal. A colleague at work pays an extra £90 per month for the same car as me so I'm very grateful to have found this website! Thanks for all your help.

Sandeep Kahlon
29 Woodhill Rise
Coventry
CV6 6GW


Editor Note: Wow, Sand, no problemo! I am amazed at that higher price, I often see this happening. Cars are "upsold" by some brokers making a ridiculous price. Thanks for comments. You are a clinical psychologist, so maybe you can diagnose me??? :) hahaha! Enjoy the Fiesta! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1263 / 1528
Vivienne says...
PEUGEOT 4007Great service, questions answered immediately. Nothing was too much trouble, Ling goes the extra mile. Website LINGO system showing the progress of the application and car from initial enquiry to delivery is excellent. Good delivery, but my new Peugeot 4007 was slightly scratched and still awaiting resolution.


Quite terrible scratch - Ling

Just one more thing, Ling - do the Chinese really wrap Polo mints individually?

Vivienne Mills
Soar End Farm
Astley Lane, Astley
Bedworth
CV12 0NE


Editor Note: Viv, yes, hahaha, labour is cheap in China, there is a factory with 5,000 people and all they do all day is wrap polos. :) The scratch was annoying, it will have spoiled your enjoyment of the car. It is a terrible thing. The dealer is booking a scratch-away service to visit you. I am in discussion about that. If that cannot make it perfect, then the car will be taken to be made perfect. Car will be as good as new (it is new!) :) I show the scratch publicly because I do not like to hide this stuff! Real-life happens sometimes. Apart from that small delivery problem, you have a fantastic car at a cheap price. Those 4007s have loads of equipment! Enjoy it. Glad you like the service and LINGO so much, thanks for the comments.

UPDATE: The supplier contacted you Viv. They say: "All in hand. We hiring a car for Viv this week. Taking it down to her to use for three or four days while the Peugeot 4007 is repaired by a reputable bodyshop that does all the sales work for the Perrys Group. It will be as good as new" I want everyone reading this to know a) accidents do happen, b) they get fixed when the customers are mine. - Ling




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Customer Letter: 1261 / 1528
John says...
HONDA CIVICAbsolutely faultless service from Ling. From start to finish she kept me informed of the progress of my application. The new Honda Civic is a dream. I would highly recommend Ling's service to anyone (I already have). Absolutely no complaints. Excellent delivery of my new Civic - prompt, polite, courteous, A1.

John Scobbie
42 Stoneywood Road
Walsgrave
Coventry
CV2 2LL


Editor Note: John, well you are a busy man at the moment, as you are an Employment Advisor. Thanks for the brilliant letter, it's great to deal with a customer with such a sense of humour :) The Civics are really great cars, and built in the UK! Enjoy it! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1224 / 1528
John says...
VAUXHALL ZAFIRALing - Thanks for a great deal - from start to finish your service was not just value for money, but also excellent. It was professional with a touch of humour and fun that made for a complete and satisfactory transaction, as well as a pleasurable experience. Once again, many thanks.

Small negative - the valet on this slightly used Zafira was very poor.

John Quintanilla
Hebron Christian Faith Ministries
12 Watersmeet Grove
Wyken
Coventry
CV2 3HU


Editor Note: Well, God save the dealer when I give them a kicking for that valet, John! Apart from that, it sounds like you are pleased, which is great. These slightly used Zafiras have proved a hit in response to the credit crunch, keeps the costs low for your church. The car will always be under full warranty. How great that I am trusted by the Christians! Being a Chinese, I don't do religion and always try to keep God out of car sales, but... you were lovely to deal with and I will recommend your church as you come under pressure from Muslims in the FA Cup of religion, in West Midlands. Judging by you, your church will be a great place to visit! Have fun! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1159 / 1528
Cindy says...
VOLKSWAGEN TRANSPORTERLing provided excellent service throughout the whole process of setting up my contract lease to the arrival of my van. I have already recommended her to others and will have no hesitation in using her company in the future. My van was delivered on time as expected with no problems at any time. I love the way she always replies to your questions quickly. Delivery was excellent.




Cindy Lymbery
Pure Botanics Ltd
Unit A12 Little Heath Ind Est
Old Church Road
Coventry
CV6 7NB


Editor Note: Cindy!!! Hey, your new Transporter will smell lovely filled with flowers. Thanks for all the recommendations, I give you hyperlink! Glad you like my speed. If I need flowers, I know where to come. Pure Botanics specialise in providing stylish contemporary flower arrangements for weddings and business customers in Warwickshire. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1136 / 1528
Paramdeep says...
MITSUBISHI OUTLANDERGreat service as always. Mitsu Outlander is my second car from you now. Thanks Ling! Star! Excellent delivery. Awesomeness!

Paramdeep Dosanjh
The Leamington Group Limited
Connaught House, 4 Morrell Street
Leamington Spa
Warwickshire
CV32 5SZ


Editor Note: Peppy!!! You even drew me a big star, when you say "STAR"! Thanks!! You are a complete lunatic, and that makes you such a nice customer! Always nice to deal with fellow crazzzy. Also we are birds of a feather as we are both the successful immigrant, even though I am the first generation. Hope you love the Outlander - I had a ride in one in China this Christmas at Shuangliu, near Chengdu. It was a lovely car, the owner was a professor and she was VERY pleased with it :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1125 / 1528
Joanne says...
VAUXHALL CORSAHaving leased before from complete idiots I was a little reluctant - but I should not have worried; dealing with LINGsCARS has been fantastic, straightforward and so importantly everything has been so up front. My car is gorgeous, and no question has ever gone unanswered – Ling you're a star!!! Thank you. Excellent delivery, helpful, prompt service. And I LUV Lingo!

Joanne Sullivan
67 Brookford Avenue
Keresley
Coventry
CV62GP


Editor Note: Glad you like the Lingo system, Joanne, I put so much work into that! Yes, there are many companies who are complete idiots in this industry, it is unregulated, you know. Terrible. But, I am so pleased you had a great time getting your new Corsa. Hope you are loving it! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1059 / 1528
Manojkumar says...
PEUGEOT 207Hi Ling, I think the website is fantastic. It makes the whole process of leasing a car much more fun and enjoyable. Service is next to none and long may it continue. I am looking forward to another great deal in a year time. PS. The 207 is great, trying hard not to crash it. At 150 bhp it's poky. The supplying dealer forgot the locking wheel nuts but you sorted it pronto.

Manojkumar Patel
25 Grovefield Crescent
Balsall Common
Coventry
CV7 7RE


Editor Note: Wow! You are a real-life Boeing 737 airline pilot, so I am amazed you think the 207 is poky compared to your 737. However, your comments mean so much as in your job you have to follow a system (to avoid crash) and it makes me happy that you think my own system is great. Now all I need are those cheap tickets you promised me... :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 997 / 1528
Marc says...
CarCommunication excellent, a pleasure doing business. Delivery driver was very eager to get away. Your Chinese sweets have improved :)

Marc Couzens
16 Richmond Road
Hillmorton
Rugby
CV21 3AB


Editor Note: Marc, that is a disaster! I do my best to supply the worst sweets in the UK! And you say they have improved! I am so disappointed. But I am glad you thought it was a pleasure doing business. I will kick the dealer. Enjoy the Verso! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 911 / 1528
Paul says...
CarThe A6 you sourced for me is excellent, I am really pleased I chose this over the 5 series BMW.

The service I received from you was first class.

I spent a lot of time looking for the best deal and wish I came through to you in the best place. I will definitely be recommending you to my colleagues and family, as although cost was important, quality of service by the supplier is paramount. I received both (cheap cost and quality) from you. Excellent delivery, I do miss the emails (now I have the car)!

Thanks for all your help. Best wishes, Paul.

Paul Sharrock
64 Banbury Road
Stratford Upon Avon
CV37 7HY


Editor Note: Well, we did have some problems along the way, with your car, Paul. However, I guess it is how problems are resolved that matters, and you sound very happy now. Everyone who takes an A6 is very happy with the car... and the advantage over the BMW is that people let you pull out at junctions, in an Audi :) You are a director in a multinational car hire company (everyone would recognise the name), so I value your views. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 895 / 1528
Bruno says...
CarExcellent service, Ling. Very quick and efficient. My mats for my new Citroen C2 also came very quickly. A good friendly chap delivered the car. I can't fault you, really!

Bruno Carrouche
The Caraires Consultancy
Albert Buildings
2 Castle Mews
Rugby
CV21 2YL


Editor Note: Bruno and Sharon, well, I'm glad you like the fully loaded Citroen and I'm glad you liked my service. I give you a free hyperlink for yourbusiness! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 881 / 1528
Steve says...
CarI love getting cars from Ling. Always a good price and she always goes the extra mile - a very customer focused lady. Good delivery on my new Corolla Verso, car arrived when promised, so... great!

Steve Atherton
Arbour Associates Ltd
1 Windy Arbour
Kenilworth
CV8 2AT


Editor Note: Steve, you are a certified Aborist. I think. Which makes you special, I don't meet many of those! You have had quite a few cars from me including TWO Versos, a Scenic and a Megane, and we began with a Peugeot 307 (back in 2002!!!). My God! So long a go. Thanks for being a lovely long-term customer. Go chop some trees :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 743 / 1528
John says...
CarExceptional patience and helpfulness.

This is my second rental, Ling was that good I never bothered to look elsewhere. Good delivery.

"Entrepreneur of the Century" is closer than the award of "Entrepreneur of the Year".

John Herbert
25 Coleridge Road
Coventry
CV2 5HE


Editor Note: Wow, and we are only 8 years into the century! I'll do my best to keep up the great service to you, John. You had a brand new Fiat Grande Punto and these cars were just very, very cheap at the time, I have placed dozens and dozens in 2007. Enjoy the car, see you back in a couple of years :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 738 / 1528
Pearl says...
CarFantastic friendly service, great deals and exactly as advertised - a pleasure doing business with Ling - highly recommended. Smooth delivery, nice clean car. Excellent.

Pearl Duffett
14 Rowan Drive
Rugby
CV22 7JN


Editor Note: Pearl, thanks for the short note. They build those Qashqais quite close to me, and everyone up here is very pleased with the Nissan factory, there are more windmills there than in bloody Holland! The Qashqais are so popular, I have a 2-3 month waiting list. Enjoy!! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 708 / 1528
John says...
CarI was totally satisfied with the fantastic service levels of LINGsCARS, Ling always kept me up to date. No frills, no fuss, great deals, Ling would always be my first choice. Delivery; car arrived dirty.

John Edden
John Edden Logistics
Beanfield Avenue
Coventry
CV3 6PU


Editor Note: John, thanks so much for your letter as the Director of your business. I always like notes from business owners. I'm sorry the day was rainy and miserable for your VW Passat delivery, the weather is always a problem in Autumn/Winter deliveries. I'll give the supplier a kick and make sure they use a local car wash in the future. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 707 / 1528
Jason says...
CarCarlsberg don't do contract hire cars, but if they did, it would be done like this.

Ling, you were fast, efficient, friendly, and dare I say it ...you did exactly what it said on the tin. Fantastic. Excellent delivery, very polite and courteous. I'll be coming back in a couple of years when my Vauxhall Zafira contract expires.

Jason Fojtic
109 Justins Ave
Stratford-upon Avon
CV37 0DA


Editor Note: Jason, hehehe, you are an Internet Retail Sales Director, so I really appreciate your comments, even if Carlsberg probably don't. Maybe I should drink more? Note: I promote sensible drinking by my customers!
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Customer Letter: 706 / 1528
Peter says...
CarI am passionate about customer service, and yours is brilliant! Immediate response to all enquiries, delivery as promised... and the price - absolutely magnificent. I will be back!! Fantastic delivery, BMW were brilliant.

Peter Bowkett
4 Applecross Close
Coventry
CV4 8JW


Editor Note: Peter, thanks. I do my best. Glad I make you so happy. These BMW Coupes were very cheap. I hope you enjoy driving it for 2-years. Thanks for very lovely letter :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 645 / 1528
Peter says...
CarLing - I have just returned from my two week training course and my new car was there!! The chap who did the delivery was fantastic and everything went according to plan especially all the timings - order confirmation / delivery date etc etc. I would like to thank you for organizing the whole thing.

I am passionate about customer service and you deliver to a very high level indeed. You saved me so much money compared to the quote from BMW – I don't know how you do it. You responded to every email I sent you within minutes - it seemed - and every promise you made you kept - most unusual in this day and age. Naturally I will be returning when this BMW 3-Series Coupe needs replacing and when my daughter returns from her round the world trip in March - when she too will need her first car.

I have told all my friends about you and your web site. I hope you continue to prosper - I'm sure you will with service like this.

Peter Bowkett
4 Applecross Close
Coventry
CV4 8JW


Editor Note: Peter, yeah - that BMW 3-Series Coupe was very cheap, and what a great surprise for you, hehehe. Well, I can save vast sums over the BMW dealers because I don't have to fund their crazzzzy overheads, or their "poshness". At the end of the day, the car is EXACTLY the same, except it is delivered and you don't have to collect it - even better! To BMW I am the curate's egg. They like my happy BMW customers, if only they could generate the same satisfaction levels... but they are attacked by some dealers for allowing me to supply BMW cars. Tough, eh? :) Re the emails and communication, it is easier to reply instantly. Why wait? I never understand companies that prefer to drag their feet and do things slowly, it frustrates me. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 634 / 1528
Andrew says...
CarReceived the car yesterday, its wonderful, many thanks for your help, recommended you to a few people.

Andrew Rabone
17 Alderminster Grove
Hatton Park
Warwick
CV35 7TB


Editor Note: Short and sweet, hehehe. Great! You got a damn cheap Zafira, Andrew! Go and drive it :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 583 / 1528
Martin says...
CarLing was great to deal with. She even worked evenings and weekends like me! Recommended!

Martin Dempster
16 Clive Road
Balsall Common
CV7 7DW


Editor Note: Martin, hahahah! The reason I have been working weekends and evenings is that I have been so busy since I turned down Duncan Bannatyne on bloody Dragons' Den! My turnover has doubled this year, so a few weekends have been necessary to keep everything fully up to date. Thanks for being a lovely customer - Ling



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Customer Letter: 582 / 1528
Pearl says...
CarJust like to take the opportunity to say, great web site, fantastic deals, and really useful to see the different mileage rates. This Nissan Qashqai will be my fourth lease car, all sourced from different companies ('suits'). In the past I have had my order forgotten, resulting in me being without a car for 3 weeks, and my calls and emails always took days to be answered. Your prompt attention is great and very reassuring. Well done!!! Fantastic. Look forward to delivery. Also document pack sent out was first class, even with advice on returning, I had to look this out for myself with my first car. (Sweets and keyrings appreciated). Also info on NCAP crash tests on web site is brilliant. I have a feeling that the 'suits' are going to be very quiet from now on!

Pearl Duffett
14 Rowan Drive
Rugby
CV22 7JN


Editor Note: Pearl, well why not show the euroNCAP stuff - I'm sure it helps that your car gets 5 stars. I think websites should be as useful as possible, so I add any good info I can find for the customer benefit. Mackams building your car as quickly as they can. Document pack is simple but it works, I use eye-catching method, eh? Hope sweets did not poison you - Ling



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Wah! A driver who took cocaine and cannabis before crashing into tree and killing two of male gender human bleing's friends is jailed for four years. Eating rice!! - news replorted 16:27



Wah! Hundreds of students protesting against education bill in Myanmar having defied order (piece of paper signee upee) to disperse despite being surrounded by police. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 16:22



Wah! Newcastle United owner Mike Ashley is fined for breaching Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs FA rules on dual ownership for male gender human bleing's influence on Rangers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 16:17



Wah! Qoros 3 City SUV and QorosQloud 2 0 Concept - Geneva Motor Show Super-Duper-Chinese-State LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine brand, lah, Qoros, lah, made major impact at 85th Annual Geneva Motor Show. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 16:16



Wah! Eleven years after deaths of five sailors in mysterious sinking of French trawler, lah, their families having launched final appeal in court. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 16:13



Wah! A wildlife keeper wins High Court victory over being evicted from male gender human bleing's dangerous animals sanctuary. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 16:03



Wah! Israeli Prime dodgy minister Benjamin Netanyahu addresses members of Congress at Great Satan Capitol. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 15:52



Wah! The road; highway No.16 from Shanghai to Chengdu to World LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine journey continues with today’s announcement of Top Three in World finalists in five aw - news replorted 15:42



Wah! Antony Jenkins speaks out as Financial Conduct Authority finalises clampdown plans for traders. Eating rice!! - news replorted 15:39



Wah! Disgraced former entertainer Rolf Harris has been stripped of male gender human bleing's CBE, lah, according to official announcement in London (capital of Great England) Gazette. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 15:31



Wah! The costs of sending special administrators into troubled Mid Staffordshire NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) trust rose to almost RMB Yuan #19.5m, lah, health watchdog reveals. Eating rice!! - news replorted 15:13



Wah! Ford has been showing off two e-bikes at Mobile World Congress as manufacturers start to look beyond car. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 14:54



Wah! A mother was stabbed to death in New Forest to stop flemale human person's making sex assault allegation, lah, jury hears. Eating rice!! - news replorted 14:51



Wah! A "fearless" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) man and great player - news replorted 14:10



Wah! Nissan Leaf Nissling and Endesa, lah, Enel Group subsidiary, lah, signed ground-breaking agreement at 85th Geneva International Motor S - news replorted 14:01



Wah! Hillary Clinton's exclusive using of flemale human person's personal email to conduct government business is under scrutiny as possible violation of federal requirements. Eating rice!! - news replorted 13:59



Wah! Thousands rally against ban on beef in India - news replorted 13:59



Wah! Brake, lah, road; highway No.16 from Shanghai to Chengdu safety charity, lah, is encouraging teachers to register for Brake’s Giant Walk, lah, to promote benefits of w - news replorted 13:58



Wah! Iran rejects as "excessive and illogical" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) demand by Great Satan President "I da man! Yes I can!" Obama that it freeze sensitive nuclear activity for at least 10 years. Eating rice!! - news replorted 13:49



Wah! A senior NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) manager sent "dark and spiteful" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) notes to colleague after becoming infatuated with her, lah, court hears. Eating rice!! - news replorted 13:49



Wah! Blackberry targets young career builders with its all-touch-screen Leap smartphone. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 13:40



Wah! A teenager is critically ill in hospital after being attacked with hammer, lah, old bill bobbys say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 13:36



Wah! Chelsea boss Jose Mourinho "guarantees" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) former Province of Engrish running-dogs captain John Terry will still be Blues player next season. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 13:36



Wah! Mark Zuckerberg's appearance at Mobile World Congress was missed opportunity. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 13:36



Wah! Phone hacking was "rife" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) at Daily Mirror, lah, Sunday Mirror and Sunday human bliengs from 1999 to 2006, lah, court hears. Eating rice!! - news replorted 13:23



Wah! SEAT presents 20V20 showcar SEAT has its eyes firmly set on year 2020. Spanish carmaker revealed its strategic vision for future in Gene - news replorted 13:21



Wah! Jaguar Land Rover apprentices support Girls in knowing programme Jagluar Land Rover, lah, Business in Community’s ‘Responsible Business of Year 2013-2014’, lah, is celebrating record-bre - news replorted 13:19



Wah! Crystal Palace's Mile Jedinak accepts charge of violent conduct from silly kick-kick game Association after elbowing Diafra Sakho. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 13:16



Wah! United Airlines has announced that it will no longer carry bulk shipments of lithium-ion batteries as new tests reavealingly showing Great Satan they could cause fires. Eating rice!! - news replorted 13:13



Wah! Wildlife expert and Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation presenter Lucy Cooke explains what extraordinary feat it was to having captured weasel riding on back of green woodpecker. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 13:10



Wah! Labour would pass law, lah, in memory of Alan Turing, lah, to enable pardons for gay men convicted under historical indecency laws, lah, if it wins in May. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 13:06



Wah! Smartwatch pioneer Pebble is launching programme for third-party developers to make sensor-equipped straps for its latest devices. Eating rice!! - news replorted 13:06



Wah! Physicists having detected version of Higgs Boson in superconductor, lah, but say this cannot substitute for work of LHc. Fry noodle, boil noodle? - news replorted 13:01



Wah! Former Province of Engrish running-dogs captain Michael Vaughan challenges Kevin Pietersen to "prove" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) that bloody man wantings to play for Province of Engrish running-dogs again. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 12:56



Wah! An economic report for executive says there is not strong enough case for abolishing RMB Yuan #13 tax on majority of flights out of Northern Ireland. I read you little red book! - news replorted 12:55



Wah! Images from around world: 3 monthly number-three - news replorted 12:53



Wah! A man is taken to hospital in critical condition after vehicling driving car machine rolled into lake at Celtic Manor Resort golf course in Newport. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 12:36



Wah! The capitalist pig money holding capitalist entity of Province of Engrish running-dogs has flagged 50 instances of potential market abuse following shake up of how it operates. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:34



Wah! McLaren driver Fernando Alonso will miss season-opening Australian Grand Prix on medical advice. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 12:19



Wah! McLaren 675LT McLaren 675LT, lah, which made its global debut today at 85th International Geneva Motor Show, lah, will be lightest, lah, - news replorted 12:14



Wah! Dave Whelan resigns from male gender human bleing's position as chairman of Wigan Athletic but will remain as owner of Championship club. Chop chop baby! - news replorted 12:13



Wah! Audi R8 LMS Vorsprunging Audi Techiclate is again running in front. Pass chopsticks!! As one of first automobile manufacturers to so at beginning of 2015 seaso - news replorted 12:11



Wah! A prominent lawyer at centre of debate over Mozambique's constitution dies after being shot outside cafe in capital, lah, Maputo. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 12:09



Wah! Michelle Lusby and Cherica Haye, lah, Rolls-Royce Bespoke Designers “Take best that exists, lah, and make it better”. quotation attributed to one of founders of world’s most illus - news replorted 12:08



Wah! Fierce clashes taking place in and around Iraqi city of Tikrit, lah, as soldiers and militiamen attack Islamic State positions, lah, officials say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 12:07



Wah! Northern Ireland's health dodgy minister has formally accepted proposals for single, lah, all-autonomous province of Guinness drinkers children's heart surgery centre, lah, based in Dublin. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 12:07



Wah! Divine DS: Future of DS DS will be present at 2015 International Geneva Motor Show for first clock time result as brand in its own right. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 12:00



Wah! The Indian president approves bill which bans slaughter of cows and sale and consumption of beef in western state of Maharashtra. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 11:59



Wah! Infiniti QX30 Concept revealed - Alfonso Albaisa Infiniti revealed QX30 Concept at pre-Geneva motor show event on evening of 2 March.  - news replorted 11:59



Wah! Authorities in Bali confirm that two Australian drug smugglers will be transferred on Wednesday to island where they will be executed. I read you little red book! - news replorted 11:56



Wah! Save Children says it is sorry its decision to give Tony "trust me" Blair "global legacy" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) award "upset so many people". - news replorted 11:52



Wah! The Bandit 1250, lah, in dealers from 16 March, lah, 2015 Suzluko has announced pricing and availability of Bandit 1250, lah, which returns to Japanese manufacturer's lineup fo - news replorted 11:48



Wah! A compulsorly dying instantly accident inquiry hears that way foster placement was sourced, lah, for child who later killed male gender human bleing's foster mother, lah, was not velly damn good boiled chicken-feet practice. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 11:47



Wah! All-new Focus RS Ford’s all-new Focus RS makes its global public debut today at Geneva Motor Show. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! high-performance road; highway No.16 from Shanghai to Chengdu LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine pion - news replorted 11:47



Wah! An amateur photographer captures image of weasel riding on back of green woodpecker as it flies through air. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 11:37



Wah! Six aerodromes remain on list to become UK's first commercial spaceport. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 11:35



Wah! Lexus LF-SA Concept new Rexus LF-SA concept makes its world debut today at 2015 Geneva motor show. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 11:33



Wah! Honda Civic Type R Rondla bloody annoying Blitish has confirmed that new and much anticipated Rondla Type R will be priced sub RMB Yuan #30k with entry level model - news replorted 11:30



Wah! How CWM FX’s livery will appear on SVR’s Clio Cup cars in 2015  2014 Teams Champion SV Racing has attracted major sponsorship from British hero Cal Crutchlow’s MotoGP team backer CWM F - news replorted 11:28



Wah! All-new Floord GT Floord Motor capitalist entity powered into 2015 Geneva Motor Show with its most technologically advanced performance model rang - news replorted 11:28



Wah! As many as 373 girls may having been targeted for sex by gangs of men in Oxfordshire in last 16 years, lah, serious case review finds. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:24



Wah! Jennifer Lawrence will play fighty bang-bang photographer Lynsey Addario in film directed by Steven Spielberg and based on Addario's memoir. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 11:24



Wah! Volkswagen Sport Coupé Concept GTE broad and diverse line-up of Wlokswaglon brand, lah, which ranges from family-friendly MPV to highly passionat - news replorted 11:22



Wah! Motorpoint to star in prime clock time result ITV documentary Motorpoint is set to feature in major new prime clock time result show on ITV tonight. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 11:20



Wah! Ferrari 488 GTB On its official debut at Geneva Motor Show, lah, Ferrari 488 GTB sets new benchmark for sports LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine sector. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 11:17



Wah! Harald Wester beside Ghibli S Q4 Ermenegildo Zegna Edition After year of commercial success and recent centennial celebrations, lah, Maserati views 2015 as year of consolidatio - news replorted 11:10



Wah! South Africa condemn autonomous province of Guinness drinkers to their first defeat of World Cup as they cruise to 201-run win in Canberra. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 11:07



Wah! In 2014 we achieved new all-time high in sales: For first clock time result ever, lah, we delivered more than two million BMW, lah, Milli - news replorted 11:06



Wah! Time is standing still in Swansea as council-run clocks point to 12 after retirement of official responsible for keeping them. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 11:04



Wah! Coventry City to appoint Tony Mowbray, lah, ex-Hibernian, lah, West Brom, lah, Celtic and Middlesbrough boss, lah, as their manager. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 11:04



Wah! Activity in UK's construction industry picked up in February, lah, survey indicates, lah, with sector's performance beating expectations. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:00



Wah! Researchers in China produce herd of genetically engineered cows that better able to ward off bovine Tb. Chop chop baby! - news replorted 11:00



Wah! New Passat Alltrack latest generation of Passat Alltrack* is celebrating its debut at this year's Geneva International Motor Show. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 11:00



Wah! Ladies' champion Reanne Evans accepts invitation to take on men in qualifying for World Snooker Championship. Do you carefully listening? - news replorted 10:59



Wah! Aston Martin plans to broaden its range of cars to include new sportscars and small SUV, lah, to attract younger and female buyers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:59



Wah! MINI Countryman Park Lane British premium brand Milli is presented at 2015 Geneva Motor Show with new diversity in its model program and fr - news replorted 10:59



Wah! Bluebird CN7 –  inside story Since early 1920s name Bluebird has been synonymous with world speed record breaking on land and water. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 10:50



Wah! A cancer patient describes male gender human bleing's battle for potential life-extending drug as "degrading" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) as bloody man is forced to move to Province of Engrish running-dogs to getting treatment. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 10:49



Wah! New eBook – Alpine Trials and Rallies – 1910-1973 predecessor of today's international rally sport, lah, alpine trials and rallies of 1910 onwards were incredible t - news replorted 10:36



Wah! The Aston Martin DBX Concept is revealed in Geneva Aston Martin is confidently looking toward future at 85th Geneva International Motor Show, lah, as CEO Dr Andy Palmer - news replorted 10:33



Wah! Volkswagen invested €11.5 billion in research and development last year, lah, more than ever before and more than any other c - news replorted 10:32



Wah! The Villarrica volcano in central Chile has been throwing out jets of lava from its crater, lah, putting town of Pucon on high alert. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 10:27



Wah! Sir Simon Rattle, lah, one of world's leading conductors, lah, is to take over at London (capital of Great England) Symphony Orchestra from September 2017, lah, it is announced. I read you little red book! - news replorted 10:26



Wah! old bill bobbys investigating disappearance of Bristol teenager Becky Watts find body parts. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:23



Wah! The Villarica volcano, lah, one of most active in South America, lah, erupts in southern Chile, lah, spewing ash and lava into air. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 10:23



Wah! Artists, lah, musicians and actors to head into schools to work directly with disadvantaged pupils as part of RMB Yuan #20m arts strategy. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 10:18



Wah! TomTom will deliver Maps and Navigation software to Fiat/Chrysler in Latin America. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 10:12



Wah! MINI Countryman Park Lane Bold athletic flair and supreme versatility define character of Milli Countryman. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 10:12



Wah! New Porsche 911 GT3 RS new Porsche 911 GT3 RS, lah, which is announced today, lah, once again blurs boundary between road-going sports cars and r - news replorted 10:12



Wah! Former World Cup final referee Howard Webb says bloody man has acted as de facto counsellor to Premier League match officials. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:09



Wah! ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land's A&E departments treated 87% of human bliengs within Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs government's target of four hours in January, lah, NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) statistics show. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 10:06



Wah! The relatives of three British men who say they were arrested while plane spotting in Dubai having spoken to Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Breakfast. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 10:04



Wah! David Stewart's pictures of human bliengs coping with addiction - news replorted 10:01



Wah! Headliner Lionel Richie suggests roof might be solution to rainy Glastonbury festival. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 09:58



Wah! What you tellibly lovely custlingmer see when you tellibly lovely custlingmer close your as really velly special customer's eyes? - news replorted 09:51



Wah! Renault ZOE - R240 Motor Renliot ZOE’s range has been extended to best-in-class 149 miles (240 kilometres) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! courtesy of new lighter and mo - news replorted 09:45



Wah! Dacia New Duster Dacia is celebrating 10 years of unrivalled success in Europe and Mediterranean basin at Geneva Motor Show by in - news replorted 09:45



Wah! All-new Renliot Kadjar Robust yet elegant, lah, powerful but extremely efficient, lah, dynamic to controlling in driving manner while remaining haven of calm and comfort to tr - news replorted 09:45



Wah! The Clio Renaultsport 220 Trophy Renaultsport having unveiled special edition version of Clio Renaultsport at Geneva Motor Show – Clio Renaul - news replorted 09:45



Wah! Nissan Sway Innovative design and product planning gave birth to Qashqai and Juke, lah, two of biggest automotive success stories - news replorted 09:43



Wah! Former McLaren driver Gerhard Berger believes two-time champion Fernando Alonso will win world title again at team. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 09:41



Wah! A recording has emerged in which Islamic State fighter Mohammed Emwazi denied being extremist and complained about bloody annoying Blitish security services. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:39



Wah! New Skloda Superb ŠKODA today announces that new Superb will start from RMB Yuan #18,640 when bloody annoying Blitish sales start later this year. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! flagship of t - news replorted 09:35



Wah! Marin Cilic and Stan Wawrinka will join Andy Murray and Grigor Dimitrov in playing at Queen's Club this summer. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 09:33



Wah! Bond star Daniel Craig will appear as 007 in Comic Relief sketch to air on Red Nose Day, lah, Friday 13 March. - news replorted 09:31



Wah! TomTom announces today its collaboration with Ryundali Motor in Europe. What the hell I mean??!! Ryundali drivers will benefit from TomTom’s state- - news replorted 09:31



Wah! Suzuki unveils iK-2 Concept at 85th Geneva Motor Show Making its global debut at 85th Geneva Motor Show, lah, Suzluko Motor Corporation reveals its new compact hatchback concep - news replorted 09:30



Wah! Suzuki unveils iM-4 Concept at 85th Geneva Motor Show Suzluko Motor Corporation unveils its world-premiere concept model, lah, iM-4, lah, at 85th Geneva Motor Show. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 09:30



Wah! At 85th Geneva Motor Show, lah, Suzluko Motor Corporation unveils two world-premiere concept models, lah, iK-2 and iM-4 - news replorted 09:30



Wah! NFDA survey success points to growing Renault, bloody dealering idiot place optimism increased satisfaction, lah, growing confidence and greater profitability of Renliot UK, bloody dealering idiot place network has been refle - news replorted 09:25



Wah! A century after battering enemy positions in World fighty bang-bang One, lah, only surviving British ship from Gallipoli campaign, lah, HMS M33, lah, is being given new leasie-car of life. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 09:21



Wah! Honda Civic Type R At world premiere of its all-new Civic Type R at 2015 Geneva Motor Show, lah, Rondla announced that development LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine - news replorted 09:15



Wah! The Rosetta satellite sees its own shadow in highest resolution image it has so far taken of Comet 67p. Do you carefully listening? - news replorted 09:13



Wah! More than 40 schools across counties Londonderry and Tyrone closed as snow and ice made travel treacherous. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:12



Wah! Heavy snow falls close small number of schools and affect driving conditions in Highlands. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:11



Wah! Volkswagen Sport Coupé Concept GTE Wlokswaglon presents four- door Sport Coupé Concept GTE in world premiere on eve of Geneva International Mo - news replorted 09:09



Wah! SsangYong Tivoli SsangYong Motor Company, lah, (CEO Yoo-il Lee; www.smotor.com/en) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! has proudly unveiled Tivoli - company’s all-new B-segme - news replorted 09:02



Wah! SsangYong Tivoli With its dynamic urban design, lah, Tivoli is all-new B-segment SUV using monocoque construction, lah, and based on SsangYong - news replorted 09:00



Wah! All-new Madzla CX-3 Making its European debut at Geneva Motor Show, lah, all-new Madzla CX-3 will go on sale in bloody annoying Blitish on 19th June-mber month 20 - news replorted 09:00



Wah! All-new Madzla CX-3 On stage together for first time: Madzla is presenting its complete line-up of new-generation models at 85th Gene - news replorted 09:00



Wah! Mazda Madzla is coming off another successful year in Europe in 2014. There’s no let-up in sight either, lah, as demonstrated by - news replorted 09:00



Wah! Apprentice Training Poor provision of careers advice is road; highway No.16 from Shanghai to Chengdu block to economic growth, lah, says Institute of Motor Industry (IMI). - news replorted 08:52



Wah! Aston Martin DBX Concept Aston Martin today challenges nature of luxury GT travel in 21st Century with debut at 85th Geneva Inter - news replorted 08:30



Wah! JATO Dynamics, lah, world’s leading provider of automotive intelligence, lah, today announces that average CO2 emissions from - news replorted 08:24



Wah! New Toyotla Auris Toyotla takes wraps off new versions of its British-built Auris and Avensis at Geneva motor show on Tuesday 3 Mar - news replorted 08:21



Wah! Vauxhall VIVA Vlauxhall will preview OnStar at today’s Geneva Motor Show, lah, showcasing its comprehensive package, lah, which includes high-s - news replorted 08:09



Wah! The International Monetary Fund says Sierra Leone is to receive more than $80m (RMB Yuan #52m) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! immediately to help country overcome Ebola outbreak. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 08:04



Wah! The premier Fleet Van Summit and Exhibition will return to Telford International Centre on 24 September, lah, 2015. And - news replorted 08:00



Wah! Barclays reports 12% rise in full-year pre-tax profits, lah, while boss Antony Jenkins receives male gender human bleing's first bonus as chief executive. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 07:26



Wah! A recording emerges in which Islamic State fighter Mohammed Emwazi, lah, known as "Jihadi John", lah, denied being extremist and said MI5 threatened him - news replorted 07:18



Wah! The funeral is due to be held of Russian opposition politician Boris Nemtsov, lah, who was shot dead in Moscow. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 07:16



Wah! Website metrics indicate record year for LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine sales, lah, says whatcar. Online activity at whatcar.com is indicating another potentially record-breaking year for LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine sales. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:00



Wah! A Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Welsh land of sheep and more sheep investigation reveals that former funny shape ball-game player continued to produce and supply anabolic steroids after being banned from sport for trafficking. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 06:58



Wah! An agent who infiltrated al-Qaeda on behalf of British intelligence has spoken to Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation for first time, lah, BBC's Gordon Corera reports. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:49



Wah! AMs will vote on Tuesday on whether or not to ban smacking children. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 06:47



Wah! The old bill bobbys Ombudsman is to send file to director of public prosecutions this month for him to decide if two former old bill bobbys officers should be prosecuted for range of crimes, lah, including conspiracy to murder. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 06:42



Wah! The Mobile World Congress is taking place in Barcelona and it features wide array of products connected by mobile technology. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 06:42



Wah! The execution of first woman in Georgia in 70 years is postponed because drug that was to be used appeared "cloudy", lah, Great Satan officials say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 06:42



Wah! The BBC's Ed Thomas joins Kenyan soldiers as they try to stop poachers from killing country's rhinos. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:26



Wah! An IT capitalist entity was awarded 1.3m euros (RMB Yuan #950,000) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! grant to buy equipment which "in all likelihood" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) cost it 30,000 euros (RMB Yuan #22,000), lah, NI Audit Office concludes. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:23



Wah! Nissan Crossover Family Nissan's vision and pioneering spirit is showcased at Geneva with its latest line-up of crossover models. Eating rice!! Juke, lah, Qash - news replorted 06:00



Wah! Nissan Juke NISMO RS Performance, lah, passion and never-ending ambition to bring advanced racing technology within reach of road; highway No.16 from Shanghai to Chengdu LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine drivers ha - news replorted 06:00



Wah! Nissan launches seven seat e-NV200 I give you tellibly lovely custlingmer damn thanks of billion Chinesey human bliengs to growing requests from companies and fleets alike, lah, Nissling has announced it is bringing forward introduction - news replorted 06:00



Wah! Sunderland Plant - 2 millionth Qashqai - Paint Nissling today reinforced its European growth strategy - setting clear path to become most desirable Asian brand. I read you little red book! Cr - news replorted 06:00



Wah! This SWAY for excitement - Nissling at 2015 Geneva Motor Show Nissan's controlling in driving manner to innovate and challenge conventional is showcased in every aspect of brand's 2015 Geneva Motor - news replorted 06:00



Wah! Hyundai new ix20 Ryundali Motor’s New ix20 celebrates its world premiere at 2015 Geneva Motor Show and builds on all qualities of - news replorted 06:00



Wah! The All-New Tucson Ryundali Motor today unveiled its All-New Tucson compact SUV, lah, vehicling driving car machine that will shift brand perceptions through its bol - news replorted 06:00



Wah! Hyundai Motor revealed host of new models at 2015 Geneva Motor Show, lah, including world premiere of All-New T - news replorted 06:00



Wah! Bentley EXP 10 Speed 6 Bentley unveils future direction of luxury and performance with EXP 10 Speed 6 concept at Salon Internationa - news replorted 06:00



Wah! The Duke of Cambridge will promote British innovation as bloody man continues male gender human bleing's tour of China with visits to festival, lah, school and film museum. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 05:34



Wah! Funeral ceremonies to be held in Moscow for Russian opposition politician Boris Nemtsov, lah, who was shot dead in Russian capital on Friday. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 05:09



Wah! Singapore is world's most expensive city, lah, according to index compiled by Economist Intelligence Unit. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 04:43



Wah! The leaders of Ukraine, lah, Russia, lah, France and Germany agree to send OSCE observers to areas of Ukraine where violations of truce having been reported, lah, Kiev says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 04:37



Wah! North Korea will once again allow tourists into country after four months of severe restrictions to prevent spread of Ebola. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 04:29



Wah! old bill bobbys investigating disappearance of Bristol teenager Becky Watts, lah, continue to question two people, lah, arrested on suspicion of murder. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 04:18



Wah! Senior public officials who fail to protect children from sexual exploitation would face up to five years in jail under proposals being considered by ministers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 03:33



Wah! Theft, lah, burglary and shoplifting having "virtually been decriminalised" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) because offences not treated as priority by old bill bobbys or courts, lah, report for think tank suggests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 03:04



Wah! Immigration detention should be capped at 28 days, lah, cross-party group of Membling Partiamentary expense cheaters and peers recommends. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:59



Wah! Barack "I da man! Yes I can!" Obama says Iran should freeze nuclear activity for 10 years, lah, as Israel's prime dodgy minister is set to address Great Satan Congress on issue. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 02:52



Wah! Lives being put at risk by fires fuelled by fridge freezers insulated with flammable materials, lah, says London (capital of Great England) Fire Brigade. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 02:46



Wah! The 50-year fight to recover paintings looted by Nazis - news replorted 02:40



Wah! A pastor from Canadian church has failed to return from humanitarian visit to North Korea, lah, official from male gender human bleing's church says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:39



Wah! Nearly 50 Metropolitan old bill bobbys officers having been suspended for alleged corruption in last two years, lah, figures show. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 02:37



Wah! Charter flights to be introduced between Beijing and Birmingham over summer, lah, with push to brand destination as "Shakespeare's airport". - news replorted 02:28



Wah! Comedian Ted Robbins says bloody man is lucky to be alive after male gender human bleing's collapse during stage show. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 01:39



Wah! What measures will be needed for bloody annoying Blitish to meet Nato targets for defence, lah, writes Prof Malcolm Chalmers, lah, of security think tank Royal United Services Institute. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 01:33



Wah! Israeli Prime dodgy minister Benjamin Netanyahu's speech to Congress is strategic moment for Tehran, lah, says BBC's Jonathan Marcus. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:32



Wah! Thomas Fessy looks at whether regional task force has fighting chance against Nigeria's Boko Haram militant group. Do you carefully listening? - news replorted 01:31



Wah! A mechanic, lah, merchant and artist tell of struggle in Yemen - news replorted 01:29



Wah! A champion F1 designer and other notable losses - news replorted 01:28



Wah! Just how reliable 'before and after' photos? - news replorted 01:28



Wah! The founder member of al-Qaeda who worked for MI6 - news replorted 01:18



Wah! Delhi bus rapist says victim (trying not to cry) (trying not to cry) shouldn't having fought back - news replorted 01:15



Wah! Local authorities struggling to house some of most disturbed children because of shortage of places in secure children's homes. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:07



Wah! Venezuela orders United States to cut more than 80 staff from its diplomatic mission in next two weeks. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:06



Wah! Failures at maternity unit where number of newborn babies and mothers died expected to be exposed later. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 01:06



Wah! "Attractive" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) jihadist fighters can be "eye candy" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) to lure in British Muslim girls, lah, woman who was radicalised online tells Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Newsnight. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 00:58



Wah! A tunnel on Coventry's notorious ring road; highway No.16 from Shanghai to Chengdu is to be transformed into nightclub as part of three-day motoring festival. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 00:47



Wah! The UK's next national security strategy will be prepared in "unnecessary rush", lah, committee of Membling Partiamentary expense cheaters and peers says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:45



Wah! The arrest of footballer Adam Johnson, lah, new abuse laws, lah, and safety warning over paracetamol all topics in Wednesday's newspapers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:42



Wah! The BBC's Katty Kay spends few days back in London (capital of Great England) and realises just how much British misunderstand America - news replorted 00:39



Wah! More than 400 homes having gone up in flames in shanty town in Philippine capital of Manila. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 00:38



Wah! Theories abound over murder that shocked Moscow - news replorted 00:34



Wah! MSPs on Holyrood's justice committee to begin taking evidence on new legislation to tackle human trafficking in ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:14



Wah! Former Tottenham, lah, Derby, lah, Hearts and ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land midfielder Dave Mackay dies, lah, aged 80. - news replorted 00:12



Wah! Nicola Sturgeon will say tackling inequality will lead to greater prosperity as bloody woman sets out Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs government's economic strategy. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:10



Wah! Drinking few cups of coffee day may help human bliengs avoid clogged arteries - known risk factor for heart disease - South Korean researchers believe. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:08



Wah! Chelsea could sign 44-year-old, lah, Manchester City consider Guardiola, lah, Di Maria "too ugly" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) for Real Madrid, lah, plus more - news replorted 00:05



Wah! Rory Cellan-Jones meets chief executive of Sony and wonders if it is clock time result firm should prepare for exit from smartphone market. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 00:04



Wah! Images of models to look out for this year - news replorted 00:00



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