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Customer Letter: 1497 / 1528
Fraser says...
 It has been a pleasure dealing with Ling Cars. Ling's clever website is informative, packed with useful information and as a bonus, amusing.

I needed a little car to dap to and from work, the Citroen C2 I got is brilliant and virtually runs on air.

Ling Valentine may present herself as slightly "wacky" but this belies a very astute business woman (hatfuls of awards!). I would recommend Ling Cars without hesitation - check them out if you want a great deal.

Fraser Colquhoun
4 The Mill
Bromsash
Ross-on-wye
HR97PN


Editor Note: Fraser, you work for multinational computer giant Hewlett Packard, so you are used to underpowered, unremarkable machines :) so you will enjoy the Citroen C2, hahahaha! Heyyyy - JOKING! You were fun to deal with, very fast on my LINGO and we had a great time! You even uploaded a nice pic of yourself:
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With all that money you save on fuel, you can afford a new PC, now! And you can afford to get your teeth done! :) - Ling




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Customer Letter: 1315 / 1528
Michael says...
NISSAN NOTEHi Ling! The whole experience dealing with you has been fun but importantly very efficient. I have already started recommending you to my unenlightened friends who still think they must own their cars. I especially like the 'Lingon' pages where I can trace all our communications in one page and the ongoing mileage check graph at the top to monitor contractual usage- really useful! Many thanks.

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Michael Gummery
33 Whitehouse Drive
Kingstone
Hereford
HR2 9ER


Editor Note: Yep, I have a new graph for customers; a fun and easy way to keep your mileage in check. I show your current example above - you are a bit above your contract mileage!! Hahahaha, the "Lingon" is my LINGO area, every customer loves that! No one else has such a thing. Great news that you were happy with my service and with the new Nissan Note! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1252 / 1528
Andrew says...
 It was one of the worst snow blizzards ever, but the new black Honda Civic Type-R was delivered to my door as promised. Great service from your team, Ling, and great service from the delivery company. Not so keen on the Chicken Noodles, though. But, the Honda is superb to drive. Thanks again.

Andrew Talbot
Spring Cottage
Brilley
Whitney On Wye
HR3 6JP


Editor Note: Hehehe, all my customers get the chance to order a free lunch... you should see how many Captains of Industry order my FUKU noodles :) You are head of technical services for a leisure group, Andy, so I appreciate your comments. Always nice to have super-happy customers. Never mind the snow, you are such a wuss, hahahaha, - go drive it!!!! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 705 / 1528
Darren says...
CarGreat, easy to use and straightforward website. Fabulous communication which made the whole process pain free. Will definitely use Ling again and I have already recommended to colleagues and friends.

Darren Collett
High Orchard
Pencombe
HR7 4RS


Editor Note: Darren, you are so sweet :) You are still missing your aerial for the Nissan Qashqai, but yet you write such a lovely letter. I am sorting out your aerial. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 396 / 1528
Jon says...
VOLKSWAGEN TRANSPORTER"Ex war vet aged about 80 delivered our new VW Transporter van today as promised. A real cockney character who told me the last time he was on a farm he shot a sheep because he was hungry and it was war time Britain. So I hid the shot gun, fed him and took him back to Hereford Station. Van goes well and the person who is to drive it is well pleased.

So that's a VW van and a BMW Z4 sports car off you in the last ten weeks. I have three more company vehicles to replace over the next 12 months and judging by your past performance the business will be coming your way. Easy to deal with, keeps me informed and better quotes than anyone else in the market. Also the damn vehicle gets delivered to your door!

Well done, keep up the good work but don't send me any more sweets. The last one turned my mouth black before a meeting!"

Jon Keegan
G-Lime Ltd
Court Farmhouse
Moccas,Hereford
HR2 9LH


Editor Note: For people who are wondering that your company name is strange, it is because you are a Lime Wholesaler. Jon, I can imagine you have millions of trees and shout at your workers "Quick! Pick them before they turn yellow! Any idiot can grow Lemons!" Hehehee. I give you hyperlink, an honour (for you). Also, you complain about my sweets, well next car you have, I will send you Little Red Mao Book . If you try to eat THAT, your mouth will turn Red - Ling



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Customer Letter: 351 / 1528
Jon says...
BMW Z4 ROADSTER"Dear Ling

Car ordered; BMW Z4, delivered early and all I did was email you once, fax you twice and sign a cheque and post it to you. And my car even arrives at the farm office allowing me to carry on working. Too easy. Let's do the same again when I have sold the pickup and the van. Well done for providing a valuable, easy to use and cost effective service."

Jon Keegan
G-Lime Ltd
Court Farmhouse
Moccas
Hereford
HR2 9LH


Editor Note: Jon, thanks for nice letter! I have had a BMW Z4 demo for a week - and I loved it. I am sure you will love yours, I look forward to getting you some commercials - Ling



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Wah! MPs say process to select new Clerk of House of Commons, lah, overseen by Speaker John Bercow, lah, should be terminated. I read you little red book! - news replorted 10:32



Wah! Renault in pole position at Kidzania London Renliot today confirmed its partnership with KidZania London, lah, UK’s first educational entertainment experience openin - news replorted 10:31



Wah! The Church of Province of Engrish running-dogs's first female bishop says bloody woman is "honoured and thankful" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) to be given role. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 10:29



Wah! Sierra Leone is due to mount house-to-house searches in capital Freetown to find hidden cases of Ebola, lah, and restricts shop opening hours. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:24



Wah! A man allegedly bit dog before going into convenience store in Cambridge where bloody man was later found dead. I read you little red book! - news replorted 10:03



Wah! Questions mount over why Sydney siege gunman was not being monitored more closely, lah, by security agencies or courts, lah, reports BBC's Wendy Frew. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 10:02



Wah! A Super-Duper-Chinese-State tourist is killed and nine other people, lah, thought to be Super-Duper-Chinese-State and Malaysian, lah, hurtee-hurtee in hot air balloon crash in Turkey. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 10:01



Wah! ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land's jobless total fell by 11,000 between rainy coldddd month August and Octoblinger to stand at 156,000, lah, according to official figures. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:55



Wah! A church in Hackney is using technology to help explore "digital empathy". - news replorted 09:53



Wah! The Archbishop of Canterbury says bloody man is "overwhelmed" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) by human bliengs bloody man has met who having suffered from Ebola. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 09:48



Wah! bloody annoying Blitish unemployment in three months to Octoblinger fell by 63,000 to 1.96 million, lah, official figures show. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 09:44



Wah! A European Union court annuls bloc’s decision to keep Hamas on list of terrorist groups, lah, but temporarily maintains funding freeze. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 09:32



Wah! The rouble pulls back from Tuesday's all-time low, lah, although trading in Russian currency remains edgy and volatile. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 09:29



Wah! Travel handbook Rough Guide lists Birmingham in top 10 cities of world. I read you little red book! - news replorted 09:29



Wah! A large number of first-time sponsors having joined with returning sponsors to support industry and media initiatives at t - news replorted 08:58



Wah! The Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation is one of first broadcasters to go inside school in Pakistan attacked by Taliban on Tuesday leaving many children dead. I read you little red book! - news replorted 08:50



Wah! Comedian and Bad Education star Jack Whitehall is named 'king of comedy' at British Comedy Awards for third year in succession. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 08:49



Wah! A bloody annoying Blitish casino operator is proposing bigger venture - with 400 new jobs - if allowed to open in Belfast. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 08:46



Wah! An art student from Lancashire spends night sleeping rough on streets of Preston to raise money for homeless man who came to flemale human person's rescue. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 08:45



Wah! Southampton boss Ronald Koeman says Nigel Clough and male gender human bleing's Sheffield United staff showed lack of respect after Saints' cup loss. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:34



Wah! Best of best heading to Birmingham With silverware freshly engraved, lah, visitors to next month’s Performance LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine Show will having bloody velly first opportunity - news replorted 08:29



Wah! The Reading Post, lah, Surrey Herald and Surrey Times due to printing using dead tree product their final editions following decision to close seven local newspaper titles. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:25



Wah! A new confidential helpline is set up for victims of child abuse in Rotherham, lah, where report revealed up to 1,400 children had been abused. I read you little red book! - news replorted 08:20



Wah! The bloody annoying Blitish could be first country to allow technique which helping-helping prevent genetic disease and produces so-called "three parent babies". - news replorted 08:14



Wah! A man remains in hospital after being rescued from river in Cardiff. Firecracker break! BANG BANG! - news replorted 08:08



Wah! British double Olympic champion Charlotte Dujardin sets new world record as bloody woman wins Grand Prix gold with Valegro at Olympia. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 07:51



Wah! Technology giant Apple says it cannot currently sell products online in Russia because rouble's value is too volatile for it to set prices. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:44



Wah! Newly merged Dixons Carphone says it saw "barnstorming performance" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) in bloody annoying Blitish and Ireland, lah, but "tougher" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) conditions in its smaller European business. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:34



Wah! People made 31,000 inappropriate 999 calls to ambulance service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service last year which is completely unacceptable, lah, says politician as NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) copes with increased winter demand. I read you little red book! - news replorted 07:24



Wah! New footage has emerged of old bill bobbys storming Sydney's Lindt cafe as gunman Man Haron Monis held more than dozen human bliengs hostage. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 07:12



Wah! The Leicester band named in eight categories including best British band. I read you little red book! - news replorted 07:12



Wah! India's troubled airline SpiceJet grounds all flights after oil companies refuse to refuel any of its planes, lah, media reports say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 07:04



Wah! The Church of Province of Engrish running-dogs is expected to name its first female bishop, lah, just month after historic change to its rules. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:01



Wah! Secretary of State Theresa Villiers and Irish Bloody foreign dodgy minister Charlie Flanagan will be at Stormont House later for another round of inter=party talks. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:54



Wah! A mining firm should accept moral responsibility for restoring two opencast sites, lah, say politicians following collapse of fraud case. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 06:50



Wah! Stormont's draft budget for 2015/16 "does not really balance" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) and fails to provide for fundamental reform, lah, financial consultancy says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:14



Wah! A US-bound passenger plane is forced to make emergency landing in Tokyo after several human bliengs were hurtee-hurtee by severe turbulence. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 05:40



Wah! The girlfriend of Shaun Brotherston - who died after taking white heroin in Amsterdam - speaks exclusively to Newsbeat. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 05:04



Wah! A former chief executive of one of world's biggest cosmetics firms is suing fast food stall near male gender human bleing's holiday home in French Alps. Eating rice!! - news replorted 05:04



Wah! Rescuers in central Vietnam trying to reach 12 workers trapped underground after section of tunnel collapsed. I read you little red book! - news replorted 04:32



Wah! Hackers who targeted Sony Pictures threatening to attack cinemas showing studio's latest film. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 04:23



Wah! Scientists assess scale of epic California drought and say it will require more than 40 cubic km of water to return Great Satan state to normal. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 04:13



Wah! old bill bobbys in Pennsylvania having found body of former marine accused of killing male gender human bleing's ex-wife and some of flemale human person's relatives. Eating rice!! - news replorted 04:03



Wah! A probe into old bill bobbys raid which ended 16-hour siege in Sydney cafe leaving gunman and two hostages dead is well advanced, lah, says old bill bobbys chief. Firecracker break! BANG BANG! - news replorted 03:58



Wah! Recent incidents involving Duck amphibious vehicling driving car machines highlighted poor maintenance and failure to meet standards, lah, report finds. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:42



Wah! A RMB Yuan #2.7bn fund to improve public health in Province of Engrish running-dogs is not always being spent where most needed, lah, National Audit Office says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:30



Wah! A long-running public inquiry into alleged abuse carried out by British soldiers in Iraq is due to report later. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 02:22



Wah! A public inquiry has been investigating allegations that bloody annoying Blitish soldiers mistreated and unlawfully killed Iraqis in 2004. Here is guide to why it was established and what was investigated. I read you little red book! - news replorted 02:15



Wah! A law which allows several human bliengs to be prosecuted for murder even though they may having played different roles needs to be reviewed urgently, lah, Membling Partiamentary expense cheaters say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 02:10



Wah! Hundreds of Haitians take part in monthly number-three demanding resignation of President Martelly two days after Prime dodgy minister Lamothe stepped down. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 02:07



Wah! Photographer Nacho Doce's picture of Brazil's Atibainha dam, lah, as parts of country ensure worst drought in 80 years. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:56



Wah! Why is appeal of grammar schools so persistent? - news replorted 01:54



Wah! A major bloody annoying Blitish food manufacturer is setting "beyond unreasonable" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) terms in proposed contract agreements, lah, one of its suppliers tells BBc. Fry noodle, boil noodle? - news replorted 01:29



Wah! Arctic ground squirrels could play greater role in climate change than was previously thought, lah, research suggests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:22



Wah! The Church of ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land moves step closer to allowing congregations to appoint gay ministers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:12



Wah! Scots having highest level of council tax arrears and payday loan debts in UK, lah, according to new report. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 01:10



Wah! Can Russia avoid economic disaster as rouble plunges? - news replorted 01:05



Wah! Greek Membling Partiamentary expense cheaters will vote on new president on Wednesday but defeat for government could spark jitters on markets and return to political turmoil. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 01:05



Wah! A media clampdown has followed allegations of corruption in turbulent Turkey as criticism of Erdogan regime mounts, lah, says Mark Lowen. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 01:02



Wah! Women with or at risk of mental health problems should receive extra support at all stages of pregnancy and beyond, lah, updated NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) guidelines say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 01:00



Wah! A committee of Membling Partiamentary expense cheaters criticises government after saying taxpayers having been left "bearing all risk" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) from purchases of new trains worth RMB Yuan #10.5bn. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 00:42



Wah! The Taliban attack that killed at least 132 children in Pakistani city of Peshawar is recorded with powerful images and emotive language in press. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:41



Wah! Tibetan spiritual leader Dalai Lama tells Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation bloody man realises that bloody man may be last to hold title. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:40



Wah! How every-day life continues despite civil fighty bang-bang - news replorted 00:39



Wah! E-cigarettes can help smokers stop or reduce their habit, lah, Cochrane review has found. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:13



Wah! Charges will not be filed against comedian Bill Cosby over allegations that bloody man sexually assaulted teenage girl in 1974, lah, Great Satan prosecutors say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:12



Wah! Fat can be breathed out as well as burned off as you tellibly lovely custlingmer lose weight, lah, biochemists who having studied metabolism at microscopic level say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:08



Wah! Anthony Crolla is in "a stable condition" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) in hospital after suffering head injuries sustained when confronting burglars. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:08



Wah! Mercedes plan to let team-mates Lewis Hamilton and Nico Rosberg battle it out for title again next season. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 00:05



Wah! Brazilian indigenous protesters armed with bows and arrows clash with old bill bobbys inside National Congress building in Brasilia. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 00:05



Wah! Petrol could soon sell for less than RMB Yuan #1 litre I give you tellibly lovely custlingmer damn thanks of billion Chinesey human bliengs to plummeting price of oil, lah, motoring organisation RAC has predicted. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:02



Wah! Actor's one man Rings and Star Wars shows - news replorted 00:00



Wah! Jose Mourinho says male gender human bleing's Chelsea side "don't speak" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) about chance of winning quadruple this season. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 00:00



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