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Hi! I am Ling from Dragons' Den. I lease cheap new cars!
UPDATE... The latest car I've added is a Mercedes SLK Roadster 1.8 i BlueEFFICIENCY 16v (201bhp) 250 AMG Sport Edition 125 Convertible 2dr 1796cc Petrol at £382.80 inc VAT at 16:57 on 25th May - Ling
WORLD CUP at LINGsCARS.com
FREE CHING-ER-LAND FLAG with DIY chopsticks flagpole! -for you to wave in sorrow... from Ling
You want Chinglish
flag? I have 500 to give away! Apply now, maybe you get one in time to watch final game!
Everyone having "World Cup 2006 competitions"!
Now Ling gives 50 people a day free Chinglish football car flag, just for visiting site! Even England get beat by Portugal, I still get rid of cheap flags to you! Special Flag gift includes fantastic DIY (B&Q-style) chopstick flagpole. This is due to normal plastic flagpole not fitting in envelope. YOU ASSEMBLE AT HOME with Pritt, Sellotape or stapler (not supplied, dumbo). See my sexy sister's instruction video HERE.
Every day, 50 Visitors who fill in details below will get free
Chinglish flag in post. I judge based on quality of comments. Depends how much thought you put into comments! I send you special quality made-in-China flag and chopsticks! Also, maybe I throw in Chinese candy. After terrible publicity for MacDonalds with their giant BigMac promotion, I decide to supply only regular-size flags, not supersize. (Following unreasonable complaint by FA, I must make clear that these are NOT official England flags - what the hell is an "official" flag? All "official" stuff made in China rubbish, anyway!)
This is nearly patriotic offer. Designed to help you make decision to use my service, despite England kicked out of competition. You Scottish? Simply apply for flag, then burn in street! Easy!
This special treat for visitors who want to show unequivocal support for English terrible football team (yawn) even in defeat, by assembling and flying quality Chinese-made flag using chopsticks and glue.
As soon as you fill in the details below (for 50 visitors per day) your flag and chopsticks
will be in post! No need to wait 21 days for delivery! If British
Post Office government monopoly iron ricebowl ex-football man works OK and does not skive off watching football, you will have flag before World Cup finished! - You have free Chinglish flag,
now rent cheap car! ... Ling
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