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Customer Letter: 1144 / 1528
Deborah says...
FIAT GRANDE PUNTOExcellent service from Ling and her team. Extremely prompt replies to any questions/queries and very friendly. Unreliable delivery of my Grande Punto from the dealer.

Deborah Playford
25 St John's Court
Beaumont Avenue
St Albans
AL1 4TS


Editor Note: Once again, the FIAT delivery bug - the dealers just can't get this together. Apart from that I know you were happy, Debbie. I do my best to be friendly and fast... unlike some companies. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 947 / 1528
Alex says...
CarHi Ling,

Thank you Ling. I am happy to say that all the hype about you is true. From the moment I stumbled across your website (and recognised you from Dragon's Den) to the moment my Land Rover Freelander arrived it has been a pleasure doing business with you.

I was already used to leasing, so when your quote came in I went to my current finance company and asked if they would match it. I was quite surprised that their very best quote was significantly higher and even more surprised when I later discovered that you use the same company. You managed to secure me an even better deal than they were willing to offer an existing customer.

The other thing that impressed me about you is something that other people mention quite often on your website – how promptly you responded to my various queries and questions. In most cases you replied to my emails literally only a few minutes after I sent them, and always with a warm sense of humour. Your clear communication inspired my confidence.

My wife's old banger is on its last legs and needs replacing. After carefully looking at all the figures we decided to order her a car though you as well. She is part way through the ordering process now. I have no hesitation in recommending you to anyone considering leasing a car.

Alex Gould
Gould Training
25 St. Johns Court
Beaumont Avenue
St Albans
AL1 4TS


Editor Note: Alex, wow, what a letter! Thanks for taking the time and trouble to write me such a report and I am doing my best for your wife! Companies who take your training courses include Amgen, WS Atkins, Axa, BBC, BhS, Bosch, BP, BT, Burmah Castrol, Cargill, CarnaudMetalbox, GlaxoSmithKline, HJ Heinz, HSBC, ICI Paints, Iliffe News & Media Group, Johnson & Johnson, Kellogg, Kimberly-Clark, Merck Sharp & Dohme, Nestlé, Pepsico, Pfizer, Philips, The Prudential, RSPB, Schering HealthCare, Shell, John Sisk and Son, London Stock Exchange, Trinity Newspapers, UK Paper, Unilever Patents and Research Divisions, Willis Corroon, Zeneca. So... to receive this letter means a lot to me. Thanks for the kind words! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 885 / 1528
Eva says...
CarLing's site is easy to navigate around to find the car of choice. She is very responsive and gives as much detail, without having to ask - I will use her again for my next car.

Eva Szorenyi
18 Portland Street
St Albans
AL3 4RB


Editor Note: Eva, even though I can't say your name, it was lovely to be able to supply your new Volvo V50 Sportwagon. Thanks for the kind comments about my website, I put a lot of effort into it. See you in a couple of years :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 767 / 1528
Richard says...
CarThe Audi Q7 was my first lease, made very easy by Ling. Good prices and great service! Excellent delivery on time by a very helpful driver.

Richard Proctor
JMS (UK) Ltd
32 Coldharbour Lane
Harpenden
AL3 4UN


Editor Note: Richard, thanks for taking the time to write. You are director of a successful hire company, so I am very pleased you say such kind things about my service. Enjoy the Q7! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 750 / 1528
Robert says...
CarWe ordered a new Land Rover Discovery in April from a supplier saying they were "the largest in Europe". They were ready to deliver in October, but discovered they had ordered the wrong model.

So we contacted Ling. On the 19/10/2007 we confirmed out order to Ling to be delivered in 14 weeks. The car was delivered in November (9 weeks early - Ling) and it was even the right Land Rover Discovery Model.

Robert Labi
Picdar Technology Ltd
Sandridge Park
Porters Wood
St Albans
AL3 6PH


Editor Note: Picdar is the market leader for content management and automated media workflow applications. You work with many large companies and organisations such as Medicins Sans Frontiers and EMAP. It just goes to show that one market leader comes to another - me - for the supply. The larger company who messed up (no names) shows how often things go wrong in this industry and that size is no guarantee. I did my best to find you the soonest car available, Bob. So pleased you were very happy. I give you hyperlink :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 139 / 1528
Chris says...
CarLing, I could not fault your service. It was fast, efficient and you did exactly what you said you would do. I will be in touch again in 2 years (when my contract ends)! Your BMW dealer gave excellent service. Many thanks for all your help.

Chris Lockwood
5 Clarence Rd
St Albans
AL1 4NH


Editor Note: Wow! So nice to have another happy customer, and I point out again that my BMW dealer is best in UK. Probably best BMW dealer in world. They are treating my customers like royalty (but then I sell over 25 extra BMWs and Minis every month for them. Some other BMW dealers struggle to sell this many cars in total per month). I enable dealer to move lots of BMW cars at low prices. BMW themselves would be unhappy if dealer distressed BMW dealer market selling retail new cars at these prices under own name, and all costs saved are passed to my customers - YOU! Hope you understand how I save money for customer now. Enjoy your BMW X3, Chris - Ling



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Wah! Jaguar XE named 'Most Beautiful LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine of 2014' At 30th edition of Festival Automobile International in Paris, lah, Jagluar XE was awarded ‘Most Beautiful LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine of - news replorted 08:35



Wah! Auto Trader i-Control In last year Lookers has rolled out Auto Trader i-Control across 80% of its sites in Province of Engrish running-dogs. I read you little red book! Lookers now among - news replorted 08:34



Wah! Toyota Yaris WRC Toyotla Motor Corporation has announced its motorsport activities for 2015 and revealed that it will return to FIA Wo - news replorted 08:24



Wah! The former Yugoslavia fighty bang-bang crimes tribunal is set to rule on appeals of five men over their convictions over 1995 Srebrenica massacre. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 08:23



Wah! Russia contests claim (always claiming, huh?) its planes caused "disruption to civil aviation" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) in UK, lah, saying patrols were "routine" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) and met "international legal norms". - news replorted 08:22



Wah! NFL referee chief Dean Blandino says 108 balls used in Sunday's Super Bowl XLIX will be given "added security" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) after 'deflate-gate'. - news replorted 08:20



Wah! Japanese carmaker Rondla cuts its profit forecast and sees third quarter earnings drop sharply following vehicling driving car machine recall linked to airbags. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:14



Wah! Pierce Brosnan and Klia Sorento in Super Bowl commercial Pierce Brosnan, lah, known for male gender human bleing's sophisticated movie hero roles, lah, again makes “Perfect Getaway” in Klia Motors America’s - news replorted 08:00



Wah! old bill bobbys looking for Death Row Records founder Marion "Suge" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) Knight after man was run over and killed in Los Angeles. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:51



Wah! Robbie Savage on how Jose Mourinho’s Chelsea side having weaknesses, lah, but will still be too strong for Manchester City on Saturday. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 07:28



Wah! Tiger Woods opens with two-over-par 73 at Phoenix Open on Thursday in male gender human bleing's first tournament of season. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 07:28



Wah! Children in and leaving care affected by problems recruiting and retaining experienced social workers in Wales, lah, report says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:16



Wah! David Oyelowo says he's disappointed by snub given by Bafta to male gender human bleing's latest film, lah, civil rights drama Selma. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 07:15



Wah! Two balloonists trying to break two world records for crossing Pacific having been forced to change course off coast of California and head for Mexico rather than Canada. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 07:07



Wah! Proposals to shorten medical training for doctors in bloody annoying Blitish could seriously compromise patient care and safety, lah, leading doctors warn. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 06:57



Wah! Andy Murray's coach Amelie Mauresmo praises atmosphere in team after male gender human bleing's fiancee Kim Sears was seen apparently swearing. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 06:45



Wah! New legislation in United States aims to allow some undocumented immigrants to stay in Great Satan and apply for work permits but many afraid to admit their status. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:42



Wah! Changing names of some of Wales' health boards might help towards solving shortage of doctors wantinging to train here, lah, says leading medical figure. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 06:40



Wah! Homeowners and landlords being invited to bid for cash from RMB Yuan #20m fund to boost quality of housing. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 06:38



Wah! Detectives investigating murder of man who was found stabbed to death on Belfast street continuing to question man in male gender human bleing's 30s about killing. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 06:29



Wah! The chief electoral officer says primary school in County Tyrone will no longer be used as polling station after loyalist protesters demonstrated outside it during last year's elections. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:26



Wah! An Indian woman who says bloody woman was raped by Delhi driver of web-based taxi firm Uber files lawsuit against service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service in Great Satan court. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 06:03



Wah! A koala who shot to fame after being pictured receiving treatment for burnt paws has been returned to wild, lah, says expert who treated him. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 05:10



Wah! China's education dodgy minister tells universities to shun textbooks promoting Western values and block criticism of political system, lah, state media say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 05:07



Wah! A Swiss software developers team has created system to enable crime (shoud shoot them) investigators to enter virtual world - news replorted 05:05



Wah! King Salman of Saudi Arabia announces major cabinet reshuffle, lah, week after bloody man acceded to throne. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 04:55



Wah! The Church of Province of Engrish running-dogs says it is investigating vicar accused of posting article on Facebook claiming Israel was behind 9/11 attacks. Eating rice!! - news replorted 04:38



Wah! The Met Office issues yellow "be aware" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) warnings for snow and ice across ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land on Friday morning. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 03:38



Wah! Hundreds of jobs could be created when new companies move into areas at Portsmouth Naval Base previously used for shipbuilding, lah, MoD says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 03:32



Wah! The Fire Brigades Union calls for urgent talks after report suggested deaths of some firefighters in bloody annoying Blitish since 2004 were preventable. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 03:23



Wah! A Great Satan treasure hunter who has been described by officials as "most intelligent fugitive," (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) has appeared in Florida court following male gender human bleing's arrest after two years on run. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 02:56



Wah! Watching DVD or using stress ball during minor surgery can reduce patient's anxiety levels, lah, suggests study from University of Surrey. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 02:46



Wah! University applications having reached record levels, lah, according to Ucas admissions service. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 02:43



Wah! The Philippines holds day of mourning for 44 old bill bobbys commandos killed in clash with Muslim rebels, lah, as old bill bobbys sought terror suspects. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:42



Wah! University of Bolton assistant vice-chancellor Patrick McGhee asks if universities can more to support social mobility. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 02:29



Wah! Japanese shares traded higher on Friday as investors shrugged off series of government data showing slowing Japanese economy. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 02:28



Wah! Scientists studying one of most mysterious whale species find they form long-term alliances, lah, sometimes lasting many years. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:28



Wah! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation legal correspondent Clive Coleman on difficulties of joint enterprise doctrine. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 02:19



Wah! UKIP's battle to attract more young members - news replorted 01:56



Wah! Two pilots having set new world distance record for flight in helium balloon after crossing Pacific Ocean. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 01:47



Wah! MPs say problems in some more autonomous schools having been picked up too late because of lack of oversight by government. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 01:35



Wah! Who was zombie cat? - news replorted 01:24



Wah! What human bliengs miss about life before Ebola outbreak - news replorted 01:19



Wah! Huge rises in gas capitalist entity profits and big increases in number of animals slaughtered without being stunned two of Friday's papers front page topics. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:07



Wah! French teachers on frontline after Charlie Hebdo attack - news replorted 01:01



Wah! The boat which carried Sir Winston Churchill's coffin along Thames will make journey again later to mark 50 years since male gender human bleing's funeral. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 00:48



Wah! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Social Affairs reporter John McManus looks at using of blasphemy laws across world, lah, and new campaign to challenge them. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 00:24



Wah! A Tibetan Buddhist monk took in 33 orphans after earthquake in 2010 - now bloody man is looking after 170 children. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 00:19



Wah! Why has Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation News Online story about Finnish babies in cardboard boxes been so popular? - news replorted 00:10



Wah! Why it pays for players like Murray to having entourage - news replorted 00:06



Wah! The country where even middle classes may love Marx - news replorted 00:06



Wah! Did soldiers of WW1 having irrational fear of poison gas? - news replorted 00:04



Wah! The rise in childhood obesity, lah, which has left one in three bloody annoying Blitish children overweight, lah, may be beginning to level off in under-10s, lah, study suggests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:04



Wah! old bill bobbys forces in Province of Engrish running-dogs and Welsh land of sheep and more sheep lack capability to investigate corruption among their officers and staff, lah, says flemale human person's Majesty's Inspectorate of Constabulary. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:01



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