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Customer Letter: 1492 / 1528
Annette says...

I love my new Honda Jazz already. A very nice man drove it from Birmingham for me. He was very efficient and professional and helped to remind me of all the things I should be asking him e.g. tax disc, mileage, weather conditions etc he had it all in hand. Thank you so much for your very efficient service from LINGsCARS, it has been the most enjoyable purchasing of a new vehicle I have ever had.

Annette Jackson
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HU17 ***

Editor Note: Annette, that's fantastic. You are a deputy head teacher so I have hidden your home address from all the terrible kids. Glad you like the Jazz, brill small cars! The service... I will pass regards to the supplier. They are very good. Not sure what else to say except we had a wonderful time chatting and having fun. I have another friend in Beverley now! - Ling

Customer Letter: 1267 / 1528
Phil says...
 Most of the other firms we approached were a pain in the arse and were trying to lift our legs with the price. We approached Ling, got a good price straight away and found it really easy to deal with her. Ling was £100 per month cheaper than some of the rip off merchants. The car was delivered on time and we will have no hesitation in dealing with Ling next time around. Excellent delivery.

Who needs a skip when you've got a SAAB Sportwagon??? Hahahaha! - Ling

Phil Langdale
Robin Concrete And Waste Disposal Ltd
Foster Street Recycling Centre
Foster Street

Editor Note: Phil, well, you own a waste disposal company so I expect you get tired of messing around with rubbish, hahaha! Why other firms try to charge too much and give you problems, I don't know. Really lovely to deal with you and you were lovely. Thanks so much for the business :) Enjoy the SAAB Sportwagon! - Ling

Customer Letter: 1239 / 1528
Janet says...
CITROEN C5A smooth transaction from start to finish! I will definitely use you next time and I have already recommended you to a friend. Excellent delivery of my Citroen C5. No problems so far but I've only had my new car for a week.

Janet Mcdonnell
3 Haymer Drive
HU12 8PA

Editor Note: Ah, well, having a Citroen for just one week without any problems is very good news, Janet. This is only more significant when the car in question is a FIAT. However, these C5s are very popular and are quite different from the 2CVs of the past :)
car - Ling

Customer Letter: 1128 / 1528
Sean says...
MAZDA 6Although the website is a bit crazy, you cannot get a better price or service than with Ling. The service is fantastic and very fast. The online Lingo system is unique and makes leasing the car easier. Don't let the bizarre website put you off. I will definitely be leasing my next car from you Ling.

Sean Peacock
29 Chestnut Garth
Burton Pidsea
HU12 9DA

Editor Note: Thanks, Paul, I am happy that you are very pleased with your Mazda 6 and with my systems. These was an issue of late delivery on your car, but it was sorted in the end. Car build is just out of my control, I wish I could build them as well as sell them, we would get everything on time, then! - Ling

Customer Letter: 1038 / 1528
Jayne says...
CarSuper service, efficient and to the point. Best of all no salespeople to deal with! Thanks for a hassle free route to getting a new sexy motor!! Recommended to friends and fancily already. I'll be back. Excellent delivery of my new A3, all as promised.

Jayne Ogle
17 Cavendish Park
HU15 1AU

Editor Note: Sexy, sexy car :) Yes, all true. No one trying to legging you into a more expensive car. Glad you are so happy. It was lovely to deal with you. However, I am worried, as you are a) near Hull, b) there has been lots of rain this week. Take care! - Ling

Customer Letter: 979 / 1528
Dave says...
CarAn excellent service by Ling. She kept me informed all the way. I had to wait 16 weeks for my Audi Q7 but it was worth it. The only thing wrong was the colour was not what I had ordered. But that would be nothing to do with Ling. When I am due for another car I will not hesitate to use Ling again - many thanks.

Dave Boyes
Dave Boyes Transport
3 Cottage Holdings
East End Road
Hu12 8SJ

Editor Note: Yes, the Audi supplier messed up on the colour. I'm glad you did not mind to accept the change. These cars are slow to order because no Audi dealer can afford more than a few on their account, otherwise they run out of credit line :) However, glad you are really pleased with the new Q7. - Ling

Customer Letter: 734 / 1528
Paul says...
CarHi Ling, had the car a few weeks now and I am really enjoying it. I'd just like to say thanks for making the process so straight forward with your quickness at replying to queries and being always on the other end of the phone to help. Good delivery, my Astra was delivered bang on time, driver was helpful. I would certainly recommend you to anyone, see you in two years, thanks.

Paul Murphy
5 Scalby Grove
Wold Road

Editor Note: Paul, you are ANOTHER Astra customer who is really pleased. I am sure this car deserves the No.1 slot as everyone who has one always says how good they are. Yours was the 140bhp version, these are quite fast cars. Enjoy it, thanks for the letter! - Ling

Customer Letter: 642 / 1528
Stewart says...
CarFive-star service at a two-star price! - it is nice to be able to speak and deal with the boss. Please don't sell out to any competitor - your personal touch and prices are unbeatable!

Stewart Ireland
14 Queensmead
HU17 8PQ

Editor Note: Well, I aim for one-star price, but that's a bit tough. Don't worry, I am not selling out. More like I will be buying them, hehehe. Especially as most are worth nothing. Enjoy your Toyota Verso, these are great cars! - Ling

Customer Letter: 276 / 1528
Richard says...
CarGreat Car,
Great Price,
Great Service,
Delivered Quickly.

One note though; I wasn't sure about insurance. Who is owner, who is registered keeper?

Richard Goodison
67 Savery Street

Editor Note: Wah!!! Yet ANOTHER Toyota Verso! Your question is often asked, but actually irrelevant. I do explain on website, but easily missed. As long as you insure car, it does not matter. But for record, you are neither registered keeper OR owner. You are simply renting car. Owner/keeper is finance company who buy car from dealer, then they rent it to you - Ling

Customer Letter: 140 / 1528
Chris says...
Highly entertaining and informative website, just what everyone should strive to make their marketing like. This is the place where my next order will be placed.

Chris Hogan
254 Pickering Rd

Editor Note: Chris, my idea is that I make my website reflect what I would want to see! Glad you like it - Ling

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Wah! India plans to set up laboratories at ports to test for illegal cow meat exports amid controversy over lynching of Muslim man over beef rumours. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:12

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Wah! ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land Yard criticises BBC's decision to broadcast Panorama programme on child sexual abuse, lah, saying it could affect inquiries. Eating rice!! - news replorted 04:04

Wah! Final preparations under way for gala opening of London (capital of Great England) Film Festival which has been declared "the year of strong woman". - news replorted 03:39

Wah! The EU is beginning new operation to board and seize boats smuggling migrants across southern Mediterranean to Europe. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 03:28

Wah! A new drug for advanced skin cancer should be made available on NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) in Province of Engrish running-dogs, lah, health body has recommended. I read you little red book! - news replorted 03:13

Wah! Two-thirds of older and disabled human bliengs who turn to their local councils in Province of Engrish running-dogs for help with care turned away, lah, figures show. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 03:05

Wah! An over-reliance on using computers and search engines is weakening people's memories, lah, according to study. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 03:00

Wah! Great British Bake Off: Meet finalists - news replorted 02:12

Wah! Pictures of how disabled human bliengs trained to work in factories - news replorted 02:06

Wah! The general who led last month's short-lived coup in Burkina Faso is charged with crimes including threatening state security and murder. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 02:04

Wah! Shares in Yum Brands, lah, which owns KFC and Pizza Hut, lah, fell more than 17% in after hours trading in Great Satan after firm reported poorer than expected quarterly results - news replorted 01:42

Wah! Nasa has collaborated with one of America's leading choreographers to create modern dance about space exploration. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 01:38

Wah! Images of bowling pavilions around United Kingdom. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 01:19

Wah! As court deems US-EU data sharing agreement invalid, lah, does this spell disaster for Silicon Valley firms with European users? - news replorted 01:16

Wah! Mob violence like that seen at Air France protest is far from new in France, lah, says Hugh Schofield - but is it getting worse? - news replorted 01:10

Wah! Both Iran and Great Satan entering election cycles which will determine how their unfolding relationship will develop, lah, says Kim Ghattas. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:03

Wah! The Hit looks back at Romania's comeback against Canada at World Cup, lah, and Stuart Lancaster's position as Province of Engrish running-dogs head coach. - news replorted 01:03

Wah! Tony "trust me" Blair says international community must be prepared to "everything and more" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) to support those fighting Islamist militants in Syria. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 01:01

Wah! The Prison service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service investigates after inmate finds BB gun and bullet in delivery wan' flied rice or boiled rice (?). This is not damn takeaway! No53 sold out, so of textiles. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:26

Wah! Bishop of Durham, lah, Rt Rev Paul Butler tells Caroline Wyatt that review will assess if there was cover up by Church. - news replorted 00:25

Wah! Why Los Angeles has homelessness emergency - news replorted 00:17

Wah! How disaster that killed my velly own damn brother liberated me as Super-Duper-Chinese-State superLING hero - news replorted 00:15

Wah! Should parents ask about weapons before playdate? - news replorted 00:13

Wah! Zip through languages spoken along Victoria Line in video, lah, audio and maps. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:11

Wah! Skaters at Kimberley Diamond Cup Skateboarding World Championships explain why sport is taking off across Africa. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 00:08

Wah! The saga of billion-dollar ex-council flat - news replorted 00:07

Wah! The robots having arrived but will we ever live in harmony with them or will we remain suspicious of their intentions? - news replorted 00:06

Wah! The rebirth of Mozambique's natural treasure - news replorted 00:03

Wah! Argos has upped ante on home deliveries, lah, offering same day service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service across bloody annoying Blitish up to 22:00, lah, seven days week. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 00:02

Wah! David Cameron will announce plans to allow developers to offer "affordable homes" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) to buy not just rent in male gender human bleing's closing speech to Tory conference. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:00

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