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Customer Letter: 1521 / 1528
David says...
SKODA SUPERBIt is a truth universally acknowledged, that a man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a car from Ling. The old boys network may not like it, but Ling is the best. Dealer quite excellent – the guy who delivered the car was top notch.

David Warden
Address Withheld
Lincoln
LN2 ***


Editor Note: DC, you are a top Executive Officer at the Department for Work and Pensions, so I have withheld your address for extra security. Thanks so much for those comments, you are a sage I think. Or a Mandarin, or something. The Skoda Superb is a brilliant car, my sister has a new one in China, and loves it. Hope it gives you two years of fantastic motoring. I pass your comments to dealer, thanks. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1491 / 1528
David says...
PEUGEOT 207Well done Ling, you did it! You managed to get us our car in just over a week! What fast and efficient service. I look forward to doing business with you again. You always deliver what you say you will. Thanks. Good delivery of my new Peugeot 207, car delivered when they said. Only one bad point is that I only got 1 key for the car.

David Hallam
Wise Software (uk) Ltd
Mill Farm
Mill Lane, Saxilby
Lincoln
LN1 2HN


Editor Note: Brilliantly fast, eh? Not everyone can have a car in just one week, though. Depends on the supply. You only get one key on these cars because they are just one year deals and the company has experienced large costs from customers losing the second key. You can always get additional keys cut if required. Enjoy the 207, David, it was great to deal with you! You are a good repeat customer :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1272 / 1528
Colin says...
CITROEN C5 TOURERA faultless service. Ling provided an honest and very responsive dialogue throughout, giving me confidence that she would deliver exactly what it says on the tin. No other lease company came close on price or service. At this price, why buy? Excellent delivery from the supplying dealer, excellent handover.

Colin Bruce
Address Withheld due to AlQaida reasons (RAF Officer)
Lincoln
LN6 ***


Editor Note: Colin, as you a serving RAF officer, I withhold your address for security from terrorist assholes. You are correct; why buy? This car was a brilliant bargain. I am happy to meet your standards on sevice, officers in the armed forces have very high standards. You were great to deal with. Tally Ho in your new C5, eh? - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1164 / 1528
Martin says...
CITROEN C-CROSSERWhen I first looked at leasing it seemed that all the brokers had something to hide - From complex contracts and hidden extra costs. So Lings website and approach was a breath of fresh air - professional and very customer friendly and so much better value that the rest. Delivery was good and on time.

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Martin Shaw
Martin Shaw Consulting
7 Castle Hill
Caistor
Market Rasen
LN7 6QL


Editor Note: Martin, I was getting your hyperlink sorted, found your website and saw your photo. I could not resist! Some of your quotes include: "the most significant experience of the industry is the ordeal of the buying process, together with the service and support received thereafter" - "treat your customer as a partner and ensure that you have their best interests at heart" - "the cost of buying products from the industry must be outweighed by the benefits". I hope I have met your criteria!! :) Hope you have a great time in the C-Crosser. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 981 / 1528
Paul says...
CarLing you are the best!! Your emails always cheer me up on dull days in the office. Maybe you should set up a new company called Lings Comedy Script Writing! Faultless service, a Skoda Octavia so cheap I had to check several times it was correct. Super quick delivery, the car is a joy to drive. I will be back in 3 years for my next one. Car was delivered on the day quoted, in perfect condition. Excellent.

Paul Tither
471 Skellingthorpe Road
Lincoln
LN6 0QW


Editor Note: Hahahaha, well, the good news is I am to be a new character in Viz magazine, so they will write the scripts from now on. Yes, these Octavias were bloody cheap, many people grabbed one. Hope you have a lovely time in it. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 813 / 1528
Paul says...
CarService and communication excellent. Straight forward ordering and delivery, but the Zafira came with no spare tyre! One week later I got a puncture. I would definitely use Ling again. Excellent delivery.

Paul Miller
BM Light Haulage
16 Beechcroft Close
South Hykeham
Lincoln
LN6 9NB


Editor Note: Oooooops, gosh, that's not funny. Bloody Vauxhall save money and weight by including a can of gunk to spray into the tyre, not a spare wheel. This also saves CO2 emissions. However, not always so good when you have a puncture, eh? Anyway, I'm so glad you are happy, Paul. See you in 2 years! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 771 / 1528
Nigel says...
CarYou are now known in our office as "LINGA LANGA LULU". It must be catching!!! Ling over-delivers and under-promises. Will use again.

I am not easily pleased. Good delivery. Well done, keep up the good work.

Nigel Crow
The Old Museum
The Green
Bardney
Lincoln
LN3 5TY


Editor Note: What the hell is Linga Langa Lulu??? Hehehe. I think you have been eating the bloody sweets! :) Hmmm, so you are not easily pleased - that's good. It gives me a chance to impress you with the service. I like difficult customers, and you certainly wanted good service, which I hope I delivered. You were very well behaved, Nigel! You should enjoy the Qashqai - great cars, VERY popular :) It will look very out of place in the old museum you own. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 383 / 1528
Paula says...
AUDI A3"This Audi A3 must be the best deal I have ever had!

What a fantastic, funny, honest lady Ling is. Nothing is too much trouble and everything is done at the speed of light EXACTLY as ordered. My new Audi A3 was provided by a super-efficient dealer Ling chose and it was delivered by a super-efficient 73-year old gentleman driver!

These are the best prices of quality cars anywhere, ordered with military precision and a sense of humour equal to Steve Martin! I would probably not have seriously considered contract hire if I hadn't seen Ling's website.

I'll definitely be back."

Paula Sloan
Seggimore Farm House
Bishop Norton Road
Glentham
Market Rasen
LN8 2EU


Editor Note: Paula, this must be the nicest letter I have received this month, which is saying something. It is particularly nice of you to praise the driver guy and I will make sure comments are passed to the Audi dealership (which has to remain nameless due to my cheap Audi prices annoying Audi UK). Thanks! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 365 / 1528
Paula says...
AUDI A3"Hi Ling,

Bill Smith, the lovely 73 year old man from ***** Audi has just delivered the A3 and it is fab and has all the spec exactly as ordered. He has explained all the bits and gizmos so all is nice and clear and the job is 'well sorted'! I can't believe how easy and how much fun I have had dealing with 'Super-Ling' ... all MDs should be made this way! You are just the best!!! Anyway I am just going out for a spin (not literally I hope!). So will catch you later. Many many thanks again!"

Paula Sloan
Seggimore Farm House
Bishop Norton Road
Glentham
Market Rasen
LN8 2EU


Editor Note: Paula, actually you were a model customer, very, very nice to me. The main thing is that you are happy with your A3, what a surprise the delivery driver was so experienced. That is good. I hate young kids in motor trade, always useless and they drive cars too fast. I will pass on remarks to the dealer - Ling



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Customer Letter: 302 / 1528
Chris says...
car"I have had excellent service from Ling - very prompt decision - much better lease rates than competitors - very prompt delivery - and very nice to deal with!"

Chris Dixon
DC Copiers Service
PO Box 1020
Navenby
Lincoln
LN5 0WZ


Editor Note: Chris! Woah! You had Mini Cooper from me, very nice small car I think! Maybe when I am forced to buy larger office in a few years, I can get discount on photocopier? Enjoy car! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 254 / 1528
Rachel says...
CarLing, you're a star! Fab service, prompt reply to any queries and cheap prices. Excellent delivery by a very nice man and all the gizmos were explained. All in all, excellent service. The one (and only) improvement you could make is to lease the cars for FREE!!!.

Rachel Hallam
Company Secretary
Wise Software (UK) Ltd
Mill Lane
Saxilby
Lincoln
LN1 2HN


Editor Note: You are another Toyota Corolla Verso customer, Rachel! This car is getting more and more popular. Thanks very much to you and David for nice letter, I will be in touch for ["FREE"] software, heheh - Ling



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Wah! funny shape ball-game stars will be chomping at bit to getting their mouth around latest innovation in protection from BMWah-wah! who has d - news replorted 08:34



Wah! Nissan introduces new ‘GYM’ button to help drivers getting fitter It may be capitalist entity renowned for its innovative driver assistance systems, lah, but now Nissling will be first vehicling driving car machine manu - news replorted 08:30



Wah! Tributes paid to off duty old bill bobbys officer who died after being hit by bus in Swansea city centre. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 08:16



Wah! Ed Miliband criticises zero hours contracts for "insecurity" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) they create for workers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:41



Wah! The UK's first city-wide ban on taking legal highs in public places comes into force. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 07:23



Wah! Their Euro 2016 qualifying campaign has been flawless but Roy Hodgson's developing Province of Engrish running-dogs having still to be tested against top-class opposition. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 06:57



Wah! Singer songwriter Joni Mitchell is in intensive care in Los Angeles hospital after being found unconscious in flemale human person's home. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 06:46



Wah! Business confidence in Japan flounders as last year's sales tax hike continues to hit sentiment. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 06:43



Wah! Barbara Plett Usher reports on Saudi Arabia's attempts to stop its citizens joining Islamic State abroad, lah, and asks whether it should be looking closer to home. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 06:39



Wah! The winner of Nigeria's presidential election, lah, Muhammadu Buhari, lah, hails "vote for change" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) and I give you tellibly lovely custlingmer damn thanks of billion Chinesey human bliengs beaten rival velly damn good boiled chicken-feetluck Jonathan. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 06:36



Wah! A Palestinian man says bloody man was tricked into selling work by graffiti artist, lah, Banksy, lah, that is estimated to be worth hundreds of thousands of dollars. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:34



Wah! A housing association is told it must revise its proplosal to money lending shark to redevelop former Visteon factory site in west Belfast. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 06:26



Wah! A New Zealand court finds Mark Lundy guilty for second clock time result of murdering male gender human bleing's wife and daughter, lah, after male gender human bleing's first conviction was thrown out. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 06:25



Wah! A number of senior nurses in Belfast Health Trust describe out-of-hours transfer of frail, lah, elderly patients between hospitals as abuse of vulnerable adults. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:23



Wah! A Palestinian man says bloody man was 'tricked' into selling mural by artist, lah, Banksy, lah, that is estimated to be worth hundreds of thousands of dollars. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:15



Wah! The number of meals being provided by council meals on wheels services has dropped by third in five years, lah, Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation investigation finds. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:15



Wah! Political parties clash over what they offering Welsh-go-go-gochly sheep friendly human bliengs economy at election debate in Llanelli. - news replorted 06:10



Wah! The political leader of Palestinian group Hamas, lah, Khaled Meshaal, lah, tells Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation results of Israel's elections will diminish hopes for peace. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 06:00



Wah! Volkswagen Caddy Maxi Mini Wlokswaglon Commercial vehicling driving car machines knows that when it comes to vans, lah, bigger is usually better. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! However, lah, with parking spaces - news replorted 06:00



Wah! A story that once dominated news seems to having dropped down media agenda, lah, so what lies behind decline in coverage? - news replorted 05:47



Wah! Russian and Iranian negotiators claim (always claiming, huh?) progress has been made over Iran's nuclear programme, lah, as talks continue beyond deadline for deal. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 05:37



Wah! Andrew Getty, lah, grandson of J Paul Getty and heir to family fortune, lah, has been found dead at home, lah, male gender human bleing's parents having confirmed. I read you little red book! - news replorted 05:08



Wah! Malaysian opposition leader Anwar Ibrahim will remain in jail for sodomy after request for royal pardon is turned down. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 05:02



Wah! Activity in China's vast manufactory sector picked up unexpectedly in March, lah, according to official government survey. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 04:31



Wah! The scale of China's land reclamation in South China Sea is leading to "serious questions" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) on its intentions, lah, top Great Satan official says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 04:03



Wah! Lincoln Castle is due to reopen later after ÂRMB Yuan #22m renovation. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 03:29



Wah! One of largest medieval hospital burial grounds in Province of Engrish running-dogs, lah, containing about 1,300 remains, lah, is discovered under St John's College. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 03:26



Wah! Is Israel about to lose its American firewall at United Nations in New York, lah, asks Nick Bryant. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 02:37



Wah! The woman saving girls from 'cutting season' - news replorted 02:31



Wah! There is deep structural problem with current system of party politics in UK, lah, says Danny Kruger. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 02:29



Wah! What choices would you tellibly lovely custlingmer make? - news replorted 02:26



Wah! Two schools in widely differing, lah, but neighbouring areas of Lancashire illustrate flaws of thinking problems of one community faced by all, lah, says Sanchia Berg. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 02:25



Wah! Baldrick's rotten borough and other remarkable constituencies - news replorted 02:13



Wah! The Great Satan state of Arkansas approves religious freedom bill similar to one that caused storm of protest in Indiana from gay rights supporters. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:11



Wah! What would Karl Marx make of 21st Century? - news replorted 02:08



Wah! From cannabis conspiracy to Paralympics chance - news replorted 02:01



Wah! Tonight, lah, Jagluar Land Rover hosted special sneak preview event to showcase two important new models, lah, hours ahead of - news replorted 02:00



Wah! New Porsche Boxster Spyder Porsche is celebrating start of 2015 convertible season with World premiere of new Boxster Spyder, lah, pur - news replorted 02:00



Wah! Muhammadu Buhari's victory in Nigeria's presidential election marks hugely significant moment in country's history, lah, says BBC's Will Ross. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:56



Wah! A new tax which changes way human bliengs pay duty on house purchases comes into effect in ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land. I read you little red book! - news replorted 01:09



Wah! How human bliengs of Bengal faced starvation during WW2 - news replorted 01:07



Wah! Natalia Antelava meets woman living in abandoned apartment block in suburbs of Donetsk. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 01:04



Wah! A decade of strong growth in Scotch whisky exports came to end last year as overseas sales fell, lah, according to new figures. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:00



Wah! One of ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land's most successful businessmen, lah, Jim McColl, lah, has called for Holyrood to having full control over its finances by 2020. - news replorted 00:56



Wah! The way care is organised is radically changing across whole of ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land with councils and NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) working together to streamline services. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:54



Wah! Human rights group Amnesty International says there was "alarming" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) increase in death sentences in 2014, lah, with almost 500 more issued than in 2013. - news replorted 00:51



Wah! Westminster figures will travel to ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land on third day of campaigning in general election. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 00:49



Wah! A massive old bill bobbys hunt is under way in Colombia for man known as "Otoniel" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) who is said to run enormous drug trafficking empire. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:47



Wah! The women's fashion shop that resisted decades - news replorted 00:45



Wah! A warning 'not to change course' from senior business leaders, lah, Labours plans for 'zero hours' contracts, lah, and couple of extremely fecund fathers feature in Wednesday's papers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:45



Wah! Andros Townsend hopes bloody man has "silenced" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) male gender human bleing's critics after male gender human bleing's equaliser earned Province of Engrish running-dogs 1-1 friendly draw in Italy. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:45



Wah! Trevor Noah fans rally after backlash - news replorted 00:37



Wah! Virtual reality was shown off as tool for immersive, lah, empathetic journalism at recent Ted conference - but does it having future in film-making? - news replorted 00:24



Wah! A new method of compression could see ultra-HD video streamed to TVs and other devices using around 50% of bandwidth currently needed. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:22



Wah! Europe has its priorities wrong and should be focusing on what is going on in Ukraine, lah, says billionaire investor George Soros. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:13



Wah! Paracetamol is ineffective at treating back pain and osteoarthritis despite being recommended treatment, lah, group of Australian researchers warns. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:06



Wah! Major changes to care system in Province of Engrish running-dogs, lah, dubbed biggest shake-up for 60 years, lah, being introduced, lah, while ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land merges NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) and care budgets. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:04



Wah! Can you tellibly lovely custlingmer win at anything with enough practice? - news replorted 00:02



Wah! EU milk quotas scrapped, lah, bringing end to more than 30 years of efforts to prevent overproduction. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 00:02



Wah! A number of tax changes come in on 1 April, lah, which will mean cheaper flights for thousands of human bliengs who travel over 4,000 miles. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:01



Wah! The all-new Jagluar XF all-new Jagluar XF today made its global motor show debut in New York. What you wan'?!! Formed around Jaguar’s aluminium-intensive arc - news replorted 00:01



Wah! The all-new Jagluar XF all-new Jagluar XF brings unrivalled blend of design, lah, luxury, lah, technology and efficiency to lead business LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine s - news replorted 00:01



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