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Customer Letter: 1495 / 1528
Stewart says...
AUDI Q7AUDI A5 CABRIOLET
Simple and user-friendly process. Both my very recent Audi A5 Cabriolet and the Q7 I had over a year ago from Ling have been great. I will be using Ling again to change the Q7 in 2010. Excellent delivery on both cars.

Stewart Thomson
Address Withheld
Troon
KA10 ***


Editor Note: Hey, Stewart, you have had £60,000 of cars from me! How good is that? :) You are just brilliant to deal with and always enjoyed your chats. I will look forward to sorting out the Q7 replacement. Thanks for great letter! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1463 / 1528
Stuart says...
FORD FIESTAIt was very simple arranging delivery of my new Fiesta. From beginning of enquiries to delivering of car was 2 weeks. I am happy with the service I received from LingsCars. Good delivery.

Stuart McNeil
John McNeil Funeral Directors
Mansewood
Dalrymple Street
Stranraer
DG9 7ER


Editor Note: Stuart, that's great! Not often I can deliver THAT fast! You wanted a black car as you are a Funeral Director. Except it would be hard to fit the coffin of a cat in a Fiesta, never mind a human! Thanks for the biz, hopefully I will not need services from you soon :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1430 / 1528
Denise says...
NISSAN QASHQAIVery competitive. Excellent service. Loved the frequent communication so I knew what was going on. And - I'm loving my new car!

Denise Hunter
2 Main Road
Smailholm, Kelso
Roxburghshire
TD5 7PH


Editor Note: You should be loving the car, Denise, the Qashqais always make people say how good they are. Thanks so much for kind comments. :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1391 / 1528
Roderick says...
MERCEDES C-CLASS ESTATEDealing with LingsCars was a totally different experience, quick answers, every effort made towards customer service, advice, progress updates. Despite poor performance by dealership, would I use Ling again? Most definitely. Already looking at the brochures. Delivery AAAA++.

Roderick Brisby
31 Castle Douglas Road
Dumfries
DG2 7PA


Editor Note: You said the dealer was poor, Rod. Believe it or not this was Mercedes Benz UK. They are quite arrogant to force me to remove their logos from my website, then they perform so poorly. Ho-hum. Never mind, together we battled through and you are happy in the end. You are wind energy construction manager, so I think Mercedes will say you are full of wind, but they had better start listening to customers, eh? Enjoy the C-Class. Thanks for letter! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1347 / 1528
Charles says...
FORD FIESTAThanks Ling. Fiesta is great, great service, 5 weeks from first contacting you, to car at my doorstep. First class.

Charles Dalrymple
40 Sherry Avenue
Holytown
Motherwell
ML1 4YB


Editor Note: Chic (your nick if people wonder), it's great that you had a Fiesta so fast. Many customers have had Fiestas delayed because Ford cannot keep up with demand. However, you were a lucky one. Enjoy your new silver Titanium TDCi. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1341 / 1528
Stephen says...
HONDA CIVICI can't believe how quick and convenient it was to deal with Ling. This is the first lease car deal I have set up and from the start 'til I received the car Ling was superb. Free money, mints and coffee just added to the deal. Recommending Lings to everyone now. Thanks! Excellent delivery. Arrived on time in great nick.

Stephen Holden
1 Stronsay Court
Broomlands
Irvine
KA11 1HY


Editor Note: What is "great nick"? Guess that means good condition, Stevie, hahaha. Honda Civic is most popular car, also built in UK which is good. Shame no cars are built in your part of Scotland any more. See you in a couple of years! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1338 / 1528
Gayle says...
CITROEN C4 GRAND PICASSOA great service provided by Ling and her team from start to finish. To begin with, the website looks a little daunting but you soon get the hang of it. All the way through the process you are kept up to date with what's happening. No lapse in communication whatsoever. I'll definitely be using LingsCars again! Excellent delivery by the Citroen dealer - could not be faulted!

Gayle Connon
11 Catriona Terrace
Penicuik
EH26 0LX


Editor Note: Gayle, so pleased you are happy! The C4GP is a great 7-seater! It's hard to add anything to your letter. Thanks so much for being a lovely customer. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1257 / 1528
Frank says...
carA bit zany, at times unusual, free gifts galore, but always excellent communication and 100% professional service. Will most definitely use you again and recommend to all my friends and work colleagues.

Frank Reynolds
Qse Systems
42/3 Hardengreen Business Park
Dalhousie Road
Dalkeith
EH22 3NU


Editor Note: Frank... you are a management consultant (now with a new MK6 Golf) so I appreciate your kind words. You are also Scottish and I always enjoy dealing with ethnic minorities :) Go drive your car, and thanks for the biz. Zany is good, I guess, hahaha! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1175 / 1528
William says...
LEXUS IS Doing business with Ling was a refreshing change to the normal. The Lexus IS was delivered to my satisfaction and is an absolute stormer. Hope to do business with Ling in the future. Delivery was excellent.

William Brodie
1 Talisman Place
Peebles
EH45 9BQ


Editor Note: Bill Brodie (a good Scottish name!), thanks for the letter. I am relieved I am not normal. Hope the lovely smooth Lexus is impressing you. Good cars (despite being Japanese). - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1173 / 1528
David says...
 It was such a pleasant change being able to complete the transaction for my new Subaru Legacy without having to deal with unnecessary paperwork or delays. The overall service was first class - and a bundle of laughs, as well. I'm not Duncan!

David Clark
Hughes Walker Solicitors
13 Atholl Place
Edinburgh
EH3 8HP


Editor Note: Hahahaha, I called you Duncan by accident. Bloody Scottish names! :) As a solicitor, I look forward to the writ when the Subaru breaks down. Now... here is an unusual car, I do not sell many of these, they are a low volume model. I'm not sure I have ever seen one! Hope you like it, it is certainly rare. They get very good reviews. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1168 / 1528
Sonia says...
FORD KAI am disappointed that I have not received my handbook for my car, a new Ford Ka. I love my new Ka, its so economic and nippy to run about in it. I can even have sex in my dream machine. Delivery was fine.

Sonia Geddes
28 Provost Melrose Place
Peebles
EH45 9BP


Editor Note: Sonia, yep, the stupid dealer has forgotten to send your handbook with your car. Aren't dealers hopeless? But the main thing is, you have your new Ka. Hmmm, I just know there will be loads of clicks on this letter because you use the magic SEO word. How you manage that in a Ford Ka is beyond me! You must be very flexible and have a small partner, hahaha. It is a real Sex-In-The-City car :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1163 / 1528
Claire says...
MAZDA 2Ling was extremely friendly and helpful during our time of leasing our Mazda. The website is very unique and easy to work. Ling was very prompt and informative and the information she gave us was very precise. I will certainly be using LINGsCARS again and would highly recommend her to friends and family. Delivery service was excellent. Very helpful and friendly.

Claire Affleck
1 Pentland View Terrace
Roslin
Midlothian
EH25 9LX


Editor Note: Claire, well, you work at a major bank, so I keep my fingers crossed for your job prospects! Hope you are enjoying the Mazda 2. You were very friendly to deal with, thanks for making my job simple and being so good with the paperwork. Speak soon! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1161 / 1528
Ian says...
FIAT PANDAI liked the service and good communication via website - different, easy and fun. This was a new way of getting a car for me. I did not test drive but just looked for information on websites - Top Gear ratings, auto and manufacturer websites. I worked out costs and came to the conclusion Ling may be right on leasing. May well do this again for my main car. Delivered on time, friendly helpful and phoned in advance of delivery. Excellent.

Ian Reid
10 Woodlands Avenue
Newbridge
Dumfries
DG2 0LA


Editor Note: Ohhh, I am looking forward to your main car, Ian. You are another Fire Service man, an ICT manager. I hope you get some ideas from my website. Maybe when someone dials 999 you can have a little missile truck spinning round :) Or not. Whatever, thanks so much for being a great customer from Scotland! Typically, you were happy to save money. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1158 / 1528
Martin says...
LEXUS ISFirst class service yet again. Our staff engineer was delighted with his car and once again a great and painless experience dealing with your organisation. Delivery of our Lexus IS was excellent.

Martin Welsh
Booth Welsh Automation Ltd
The APL Centre
Stevenston
Ayrshire
KA20 3LR


Editor Note: Martin, you have had a Discovery before, and now a Lexus IS. Your company is an engineering business. Thanks so much for the lovely comments, it means so much to me to have people who come back many times. I try to look after you! You are called "Welsh" but you are Scottish. I'm very confused! Hahaha. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1143 / 1528
Michael says...
 Excellent service provided by Ling. A great deal, backed by regular communications. Recommended, so would certainly use again. Proud as punch in my new Audi A3. Car arrived earlier than the agreed time, but they forgot to bring my driving licence back.

Michael Gilliver
3 Drumpellier Avenue
Coatbridge
ML5 1JP


Editor Note: Michael, yes, new security meant that at the time, the Audi supplier needed to physically see your driving licence. They posted it back Special instead of doing what I wanted, bringing it back with the car. Thanks for pointing this out. However, overall you seem 100% happy, which is my aim. Go drive your new A3. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1133 / 1528
Walter says...
 Initially I was a little wary about the lease contract concept, but was convinced after studying Ling's site. Having completed all the proceedings I am now driving a very nice car I otherwise would not have been able to afford. Ling makes the daunting process easy (and enjoyable if you have a sense of humour). I am a convert! Thanks. Good, delivery as promised, no further dealer contact though.

Walter Aitchison
1a Murray Place
Peebles
EH45 8DJ


Editor Note: Hahahaha, you insist I call you "Iceman", Walter! So, I call myself "Maverick" when I talk to you :) You were fun, and you are correct - people with sense of humour missing need not apply! Why do you want further contact from the dealer, they will only mess it up? You should be damn happy with your Super Duper Vauxhall Sport Hatch which was soooooo cheap! You got a 1.9 CDTi (150bhp) SRi for the price of a 1.4 LS. Maverick out! What a bloody Top Gun! Hahahaha! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1096 / 1528
Julie says...
 After dealing with other leasing companies in the past, I found LINGsCARS to be a refreshing change. Ling's website is fantastic! Not boring like the others. The service she provides was second to none and I will certainly be using her company in the future. I will have no hesitation recommending her to my friends. Good delivery, but couldn't deliver on the first day advised.

p.s. Loved the sweets!

Julie Connelly
42 Leyland Road
Bathgate
West Lothian
EH48 2TL


Editor Note: Jules, you were a great customer, and you are a Tesco Personal Shopper, so I will say thanks for your order and every little helps! You were a breath of fresh air to deal with on my LINGO, always so happy! Enjoy the Vauxhall Astra Sport Hatch! Those Chinese sweets were withdrawn soon after I sent them to you, they contained the Melamine. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1058 / 1528
Toby says...
CHEVROLET CAPTIVAOverall a very slick hassle-free process. Lingo is a great system and all my queries were answered in ultra-fast time. Car arrived on time, well valeted and as described. Got the colour (black) I wanted despite my local Chevrolet dealer telling me “no black Captivas available in UK for 6 months”!!! Fine, clean car delivered with nothing missing. No dust caps on the number plate screws mean they miss out on an "excellent" rating. I have already recommended Ling.

Toby S***
Address withheld
Edinburgh
EH10 ***


Editor Note: Dust caps!! Hahahahah. Sorry to laugh, Toby, but if that is all then I would accept that for every delivery. As you work in car sales at a big retail garage, I a) appreciate your comments, b) realise you don't want your address shown, c) wonder what they will say when you turn up to work in your new Captiva? Fun, fun, fun. See you in 2-years! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1029 / 1528
Scott says...
CarExcellent service from start to finish. Great communication and nothing was a problem. Ling kept us up-date with every part of the car lease progress. I would and have recommended Lingscars to all my friends and family. Will most certainly lease from Ling again. Good deliver, dealer supplied my new Mitsubishi Outlander promptly and on time.

Scott Richardson
37 Gilchrist Way
Wishaw
ML2 8JX


Editor Note: Scott, super duper lemon squeezy. You got a great deal on this new Outlander, customers love these cars. Very economical for the type of car (4x4). I will see you in 3-years, I hope :) Thanks for letter! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1020 / 1528
Lori says...
CarI quite often forgot I wasn't Ling's only customer! Ling provided me with probably the best service I have ever received from a company in any industry.

The online sign in area and LINGO message board is a fantastic tool for busy people to use. And Ling's response times and updates were great and frequent. I have recommended LINGsCARS to lots of people already and will definitely use again! Thank you!

Quick delivery, my Mazda MX5 arrives at 7.15am, great!

Lori O'Neill
12 East Pilton Farm Crescent
Edinburgh
EH5 2GH


Editor Note: What an alarm call! Lori, you are talking about my LINGO system and people reading this will not know what it is. It is my behind-the-scenes communication area for customers, 100% secure. It is quite good, all built myself :) As you are a Business And Systems Integration Analyst, I value your opinion, thanks! You have a super car with your new MX5, just wait for the sunshine. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 907 / 1528
Russell says...
CarThe whole process was flawless. It is made simple and easy by the service provided. I felt I was treated like an individual, not just another customer. Ling's business model is unique and not boardroom, sales centre stuff. You should start another company selling Chinese sweets. They're not bad at all. Excellent delivery, though I had little contact with the dealer due to the service provided by Ling. Excellent!

Russell Meddins
7 St. John Street
Creetown
Newton Stewart
DG8 7JA


Editor Note: Russell, you are director of a Health and Social Care company, so you know how important it is to have happy customers and to look after them. So... I appreciate your comments. thanks. Enjoy the Renault Grand Scenic, see you in a couple of years! More sweets in the post. They may very well be bad for health. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 859 / 1528
Robert says...
CarCan I say on behalf of Pauline and myself, thanks very much for an outstanding service, you were there to guide from inception to completion and with a turn around of less than 2 weeks that was fantastic.

Robert Cowles
12 George Allan Place
Strathaven
ML10 6EH


Editor Note: Hahaha, I am amazed! Miracles CAN happen! That was so fast. It helped that you were very good at the paperwork. Thanks, Robert and Pauline. Enjoy the Picanto!! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 808 / 1528
Edward says...
CarLing has been courteous and very enthusiastic in my dealings with her so far. She always responded to any queries during her processing of my Skoda Fabia with a smile.

Anything Ling can do to make the dealings with the lease company less complicated and bereaucratic would make it more pleasant next time. Good delivery, no problems with Ling's service.

Edward Reid
Eyemouth Road
Coldingham
Berwickshire
TD14 5NH


Editor Note: Edward, well, yes... the finance companies are a bit stuffy. They are slow to respond and sometimes difficult to deal with - I know this, I spend my life dealing with them. They are also sticklers for perfect information. But they are supplying cars at a distance and it can be a big risk for them. Hope you enjoy the Fabia, I have been to your part of the UK, I call in at Eyemouth for an ice cream and some fish, when I am on my way back from Edinburgh. Lovely! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 806 / 1528
William says...
CarLing was a great help in finding and supplying the right car for me. She answered my questions quickly and was quick with reassurance and advice. The Fiesta was delivered when she said it would be. Excellent.

William Clark
Mindrum Station House
Mindrum
Northumberland
TD12 4QL


Editor Note: Up in the wilds of Northumberland (not TOO far from me) there is now a new Fiesta zipping about. It was great dealing with you, William, and I hope you have a great time avoiding the sheep in your new car. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 755 / 1528
Gunnel says...
CarLing, I found you on the internet by chance. Your quick response to my enquiry was impressive, and your prices were great. At every stage of the transaction, you were extremely helpful and super-efficient! In fact the whole exercise was painless.

I cannot fault your service in any way, and you deserve success. Excellent delivery, the car was very well prepared and clean. I will definitely be back!

Gunnel Caplan
12 Hemphill
Moscow
Galstow
KA4 8PS


Editor Note: Gunnel, well, what a bit of chance! You are now driving around Moscow, topless. Not sure what the local militia will say about that? It was a pleasure to deal with you and as a partner in your own business I take your words seriously. Thanks for finding me :) - Ling



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Wah! The musical adaption of Finding Neverland is to close on Broadway, lah, producer Harvey Weinstein confirms. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:16



Wah! The Lambretta Bible – Covers all Lambretta models built in Italy Now in paperback, lah, WAH! Lambretta Bible is in-depth guide to world’s finest scooter, lah, from Model to GP 20 - news replorted 11:11



Wah! Residents of Cornish seaside town vote to stop building of second homes. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:04



Wah! Rolls-Royce Silver Shadow/Bentley T-Series, lah, Camargue & Corniche New Updated Fourth Edition, lah, now in paperback. What you wan'?!! Rolls-Royce Silver Shadow & Bentley T-Series were revolutionary ste - news replorted 11:04



Wah! Rare Porsche 964 Turbo 'Flatnose' goes on sale at Hexagon There rare Porsche 911s and there is 964 Turbo ‘Flatnose’: Hexagon Modern Classics is proud to announce it is no - news replorted 11:00



Wah! CCA and Bloodwise Classic LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine Auctions (CCA), lah, specialist auction house for sale of ‘everyman’ classic cars, lah, is helping to fundrais - news replorted 10:59



Wah! Johanna Konta is in top field for this summer's Aegon Classic field that includes half of women's top 30. - news replorted 10:56



Wah! EU leaders say 28-nation bloc lacks coherent European vision and is being undermined by national self-interest. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 10:49



Wah! A 26-earth-years old happy birthday to you, Algerian is due to appear in Cologne court, lah, in first trial for alleged sexual assault at New Year. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 10:38



Wah! Public transport and shipping hit as Greeks start three-day general strike in protest at further austerity measures. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:13



Wah! As Middlesbrough and Brighton meet for Premier League spot, lah, Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Sport looks back at other memorable final-day deciders. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:11



Wah! The Wlokswaglon Golf continues to attract bloody annoying Blitish clustomlers Wlokswaglon was second biggest brand in bloody annoying Blitish during April, lah, according to figures released today by SMMT (Society - news replorted 10:10



Wah! For those green motorists who love to make most of British Summer by driving with roof down, lah, cap hpi is puttin - news replorted 10:09



Wah! Infiniti Premium League success continues Whilst premium brand Infiniti cannot compare success of Leicester silly kick-kick game club winning Premier silly kick-kick game League - news replorted 09:54



Wah! The UK's new polar research ship is to be named RRS Sir David Attenborough, lah, after Boaty McBoatface previously topped public vote. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 09:45



Wah! Arsenal and Province of Engrish running-dogs winger Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain is out of this summer's European Championship with knee injury. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 09:42



Wah! Stable growth for bloody annoying Blitish new LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine market in April New LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine registrations in bloody annoying Blitish made modest gain of 2.0% in April, lah, according to figures published today by Society - news replorted 09:33



Wah! Amir Khan's trainer, lah, Virgil Hunter, lah, admits male gender human bleing's charge lacks "killer instinct" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) ahead of male gender human bleing's fight against Saul Alvarez in Las Vegas on Saturday. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 09:31



Wah! Frank Worthington's daughter says former Province of Engrish running-dogs striker has been living with Alzheimer's disease for "several years". - news replorted 09:29



Wah! Comedian Arsenio Hall is suing Sinead O'Connor after bloody woman suggested bloody man supplied drugs to Prince. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 09:28



Wah! Ford Performance Team all-new Floord Focus RS has won LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine of Year at prestigious 2016 vehicling driving car machine Dynamics International (VDI) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! Awards. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:00



Wah! Classic Fords to take over Santa Pod Fans of iconic Blue Oval being asked to nominate their favourite Floord model of all clock time result in advance of Classi - news replorted 09:00



Wah! The Freight Transport Association (FTA) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! says newly-elected Welsh-go-go-gochly sheep friendly human bliengs Government can deliver economic growth by working c - news replorted 08:58



Wah! Gérard Neveu, lah, CEO of WEC and Guy Nicholls opening round of FIA World Endurance Championship season kicked off at Silverstone on 17th April. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 08:56



Wah! The Freight Transport Association (FTA) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! says new Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs Government can deliver some ‘quick wins’ for cleaner, lah, sa - news replorted 08:55



Wah! Labour suffers bruising night in ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land, lah, parties battling for second place after suffering major loses to conservatives, lah, with SNP on course for victory. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 08:51



Wah! With news of planned demonstration Calais area this weekend, lah, Freight Transport Association (FTA) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! says - news replorted 08:51



Wah! How does grief cause human bliengs physical pain? - news replorted 08:46



Wah! US capitalist entity SpaceX makes another successful landing of rocket booster after launching satellite to orbit. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 08:16



Wah! The world's biggest steel maker ArcelorMittal sees improvement in global steel market. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 08:14



Wah! CCTV has captured moment fireball was seen exploding shortly after train left Metro station in Washington Dc. Fry noodle, boil noodle? - news replorted 07:57



Wah! Spreading wildfires in Canadian province of Alberta having forced more human bliengs from their homes. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:45



Wah! Plaid Cymru leader Leanne Wood pulls off shock win in Rhondda at expense of Labour's Leighton Andrews. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:32



Wah! Liverpool will "take opportunity" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) when they play Sevilla in final of Europa League, lah, says manager Jurgen Klopp. Do you carefully listening? - news replorted 07:04



Wah! ŠKODA's large SUV is called Kodiaq ŠKODA’s new large SUV is to be called Kodiaq. name refers to Kodiak bear that lives on remote island off s - news replorted 07:00



Wah! A man who may be armed with gun is wantinged by old bill bobbys after shooting in Somerset left one man dead and another injured. I read you little red book! - news replorted 06:49



Wah! Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs Conservative leader Ruth Davidson wins Edinburgh Central seat from SNp. Do you carefully listening? - news replorted 06:29



Wah! Celebrating Sir David Attenborough at 90 - news replorted 06:18



Wah! An Australian blogger and author who faked terminal brain cancer faces legal action over flemale human person's deception. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 06:14



Wah! An air strike on Syrian refugee camp that reportedly killed at least 28 human bliengs could amount to fighty bang-bang crime, lah, senior UN official says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 05:29



Wah! New rules will ban retailers across Great Satan from selling electronic cigarettes to anyone under 18 from August. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 05:18



Wah! The bloody annoying Blitish would be "better off without" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) European Union, lah, Great Satan presidential hopeful Donald Trump says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 05:08



Wah! The SNP, lah, Conservatives and Liberal Democrats enjoy success but Labour's vote falls in Holyrood election. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 04:37



Wah! Canadian officials airlifting some 8,000 human bliengs who fled to north of Fort McMurray - city in Alberta devastated by massive wildfire. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 04:33



Wah! The former mental health champion for schools in Province of Engrish running-dogs says government's decision to axe flemale human person's role silences young human bliengs and teachers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 03:49



Wah! UKIP win six seats on Thurrock Council and just miss out on being largest party by single vote. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 03:28



Wah! Labour's Gill Furniss holds Sheffield Brightside and Hillsborough in by-election triggered by death of flemale human person's husband, lah, Membling Partiamentary expense cheater Harry Harpham. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 02:54



Wah! In North Korea, lah, rare Workers' Party Congress is taking place. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 02:47



Wah! A Liberal Democrat councillor in Stockport announces male gender human bleing's defection to Labour, lah, hour before polls close. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 02:24



Wah! Rupert Murdoch's media empire News Corp posts quarterly loss in three months to March, lah, due to legal settlement charge. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 02:15



Wah! Michael Gove's suggestion Albania benefits from being outside EU has annoyed and amused country's political elite. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 01:52



Wah! The unmarried Pakistani woman who wrote about flemale human person's sex life - news replorted 01:43



Wah! Everyone has their own personal range of bacteria living on their skin that stays largely unchanged over time, lah, Great Satan study suggests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:20



Wah! Hero fathers found after lifetime of searching - news replorted 01:10



Wah! Big Bang's Simon Helberg on starring with 'tuneless' Streep - news replorted 01:07



Wah! Why is this synagogue becoming mosque? - news replorted 01:01



Wah! What's name of Princess Charlotte's pet? - news replorted 00:58



Wah! The first editions of Friday's papers carry eclectic range of stories, lah, having been published just as polls closed in elections held across Uk. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 00:27



Wah! Virtual currency Bitcoin has not replaced government-issued money but underlying blockchain technology is becoming more mainstream. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 00:08



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