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Customer Letter: 1495 / 1528
Stewart says...
Simple and user-friendly process. Both my very recent Audi A5 Cabriolet and the Q7 I had over a year ago from Ling have been great. I will be using Ling again to change the Q7 in 2010. Excellent delivery on both cars.

Stewart Thomson
Address Withheld
KA10 ***

Editor Note: Hey, Stewart, you have had £60,000 of cars from me! How good is that? :) You are just brilliant to deal with and always enjoyed your chats. I will look forward to sorting out the Q7 replacement. Thanks for great letter! - Ling

Customer Letter: 1463 / 1528
Stuart says...
FORD FIESTAIt was very simple arranging delivery of my new Fiesta. From beginning of enquiries to delivering of car was 2 weeks. I am happy with the service I received from LingsCars. Good delivery.

Stuart McNeil
John McNeil Funeral Directors
Dalrymple Street

Editor Note: Stuart, that's great! Not often I can deliver THAT fast! You wanted a black car as you are a Funeral Director. Except it would be hard to fit the coffin of a cat in a Fiesta, never mind a human! Thanks for the biz, hopefully I will not need services from you soon :) - Ling

Customer Letter: 1430 / 1528
Denise says...
NISSAN QASHQAIVery competitive. Excellent service. Loved the frequent communication so I knew what was going on. And - I'm loving my new car!

Denise Hunter
2 Main Road
Smailholm, Kelso

Editor Note: You should be loving the car, Denise, the Qashqais always make people say how good they are. Thanks so much for kind comments. :) - Ling

Customer Letter: 1391 / 1528
Roderick says...
MERCEDES C-CLASS ESTATEDealing with LingsCars was a totally different experience, quick answers, every effort made towards customer service, advice, progress updates. Despite poor performance by dealership, would I use Ling again? Most definitely. Already looking at the brochures. Delivery AAAA++.

Roderick Brisby
31 Castle Douglas Road

Editor Note: You said the dealer was poor, Rod. Believe it or not this was Mercedes Benz UK. They are quite arrogant to force me to remove their logos from my website, then they perform so poorly. Ho-hum. Never mind, together we battled through and you are happy in the end. You are wind energy construction manager, so I think Mercedes will say you are full of wind, but they had better start listening to customers, eh? Enjoy the C-Class. Thanks for letter! - Ling

Customer Letter: 1347 / 1528
Charles says...
FORD FIESTAThanks Ling. Fiesta is great, great service, 5 weeks from first contacting you, to car at my doorstep. First class.

Charles Dalrymple
40 Sherry Avenue

Editor Note: Chic (your nick if people wonder), it's great that you had a Fiesta so fast. Many customers have had Fiestas delayed because Ford cannot keep up with demand. However, you were a lucky one. Enjoy your new silver Titanium TDCi. - Ling

Customer Letter: 1341 / 1528
Stephen says...
HONDA CIVICI can't believe how quick and convenient it was to deal with Ling. This is the first lease car deal I have set up and from the start 'til I received the car Ling was superb. Free money, mints and coffee just added to the deal. Recommending Lings to everyone now. Thanks! Excellent delivery. Arrived on time in great nick.

Stephen Holden
1 Stronsay Court
KA11 1HY

Editor Note: What is "great nick"? Guess that means good condition, Stevie, hahaha. Honda Civic is most popular car, also built in UK which is good. Shame no cars are built in your part of Scotland any more. See you in a couple of years! - Ling

Customer Letter: 1338 / 1528
Gayle says...
CITROEN C4 GRAND PICASSOA great service provided by Ling and her team from start to finish. To begin with, the website looks a little daunting but you soon get the hang of it. All the way through the process you are kept up to date with what's happening. No lapse in communication whatsoever. I'll definitely be using LingsCars again! Excellent delivery by the Citroen dealer - could not be faulted!

Gayle Connon
11 Catriona Terrace
EH26 0LX

Editor Note: Gayle, so pleased you are happy! The C4GP is a great 7-seater! It's hard to add anything to your letter. Thanks so much for being a lovely customer. - Ling

Customer Letter: 1257 / 1528
Frank says...
carA bit zany, at times unusual, free gifts galore, but always excellent communication and 100% professional service. Will most definitely use you again and recommend to all my friends and work colleagues.

Frank Reynolds
Qse Systems
42/3 Hardengreen Business Park
Dalhousie Road
EH22 3NU

Editor Note: Frank... you are a management consultant (now with a new MK6 Golf) so I appreciate your kind words. You are also Scottish and I always enjoy dealing with ethnic minorities :) Go drive your car, and thanks for the biz. Zany is good, I guess, hahaha! - Ling

Customer Letter: 1175 / 1528
William says...
LEXUS IS Doing business with Ling was a refreshing change to the normal. The Lexus IS was delivered to my satisfaction and is an absolute stormer. Hope to do business with Ling in the future. Delivery was excellent.

William Brodie
1 Talisman Place
EH45 9BQ

Editor Note: Bill Brodie (a good Scottish name!), thanks for the letter. I am relieved I am not normal. Hope the lovely smooth Lexus is impressing you. Good cars (despite being Japanese). - Ling

Customer Letter: 1173 / 1528
David says...
 It was such a pleasant change being able to complete the transaction for my new Subaru Legacy without having to deal with unnecessary paperwork or delays. The overall service was first class - and a bundle of laughs, as well. I'm not Duncan!

David Clark
Hughes Walker Solicitors
13 Atholl Place

Editor Note: Hahahaha, I called you Duncan by accident. Bloody Scottish names! :) As a solicitor, I look forward to the writ when the Subaru breaks down. Now... here is an unusual car, I do not sell many of these, they are a low volume model. I'm not sure I have ever seen one! Hope you like it, it is certainly rare. They get very good reviews. - Ling

Customer Letter: 1168 / 1528
Sonia says...
FORD KAI am disappointed that I have not received my handbook for my car, a new Ford Ka. I love my new Ka, its so economic and nippy to run about in it. I can even have sex in my dream machine. Delivery was fine.

Sonia Geddes
28 Provost Melrose Place
EH45 9BP

Editor Note: Sonia, yep, the stupid dealer has forgotten to send your handbook with your car. Aren't dealers hopeless? But the main thing is, you have your new Ka. Hmmm, I just know there will be loads of clicks on this letter because you use the magic SEO word. How you manage that in a Ford Ka is beyond me! You must be very flexible and have a small partner, hahaha. It is a real Sex-In-The-City car :) - Ling

Customer Letter: 1163 / 1528
Claire says...
MAZDA 2Ling was extremely friendly and helpful during our time of leasing our Mazda. The website is very unique and easy to work. Ling was very prompt and informative and the information she gave us was very precise. I will certainly be using LINGsCARS again and would highly recommend her to friends and family. Delivery service was excellent. Very helpful and friendly.

Claire Affleck
1 Pentland View Terrace
EH25 9LX

Editor Note: Claire, well, you work at a major bank, so I keep my fingers crossed for your job prospects! Hope you are enjoying the Mazda 2. You were very friendly to deal with, thanks for making my job simple and being so good with the paperwork. Speak soon! - Ling

Customer Letter: 1161 / 1528
Ian says...
FIAT PANDAI liked the service and good communication via website - different, easy and fun. This was a new way of getting a car for me. I did not test drive but just looked for information on websites - Top Gear ratings, auto and manufacturer websites. I worked out costs and came to the conclusion Ling may be right on leasing. May well do this again for my main car. Delivered on time, friendly helpful and phoned in advance of delivery. Excellent.

Ian Reid
10 Woodlands Avenue

Editor Note: Ohhh, I am looking forward to your main car, Ian. You are another Fire Service man, an ICT manager. I hope you get some ideas from my website. Maybe when someone dials 999 you can have a little missile truck spinning round :) Or not. Whatever, thanks so much for being a great customer from Scotland! Typically, you were happy to save money. - Ling

Customer Letter: 1158 / 1528
Martin says...
LEXUS ISFirst class service yet again. Our staff engineer was delighted with his car and once again a great and painless experience dealing with your organisation. Delivery of our Lexus IS was excellent.

Martin Welsh
Booth Welsh Automation Ltd
The APL Centre
KA20 3LR

Editor Note: Martin, you have had a Discovery before, and now a Lexus IS. Your company is an engineering business. Thanks so much for the lovely comments, it means so much to me to have people who come back many times. I try to look after you! You are called "Welsh" but you are Scottish. I'm very confused! Hahaha. - Ling

Customer Letter: 1143 / 1528
Michael says...
AUDI A3Excellent service provided by Ling. A great deal, backed by regular communications. Recommended, so would certainly use again. Proud as punch in my new Audi A3. Car arrived earlier than the agreed time, but they forgot to bring my driving licence back.

Michael Gilliver
3 Drumpellier Avenue

Editor Note: Michael, yes, new security meant that at the time, the Audi supplier needed to physically see your driving licence. They posted it back Special instead of doing what I wanted, bringing it back with the car. Thanks for pointing this out. However, overall you seem 100% happy, which is my aim. Go drive your new A3. - Ling

Customer Letter: 1133 / 1528
Walter says...
 Initially I was a little wary about the lease contract concept, but was convinced after studying Ling's site. Having completed all the proceedings I am now driving a very nice car I otherwise would not have been able to afford. Ling makes the daunting process easy (and enjoyable if you have a sense of humour). I am a convert! Thanks. Good, delivery as promised, no further dealer contact though.

Walter Aitchison
1a Murray Place
EH45 8DJ

Editor Note: Hahahaha, you insist I call you "Iceman", Walter! So, I call myself "Maverick" when I talk to you :) You were fun, and you are correct - people with sense of humour missing need not apply! Why do you want further contact from the dealer, they will only mess it up? You should be damn happy with your Super Duper Vauxhall Sport Hatch which was soooooo cheap! You got a 1.9 CDTi (150bhp) SRi for the price of a 1.4 LS. Maverick out! What a bloody Top Gun! Hahahaha! - Ling

Customer Letter: 1096 / 1528
Julie says...
 After dealing with other leasing companies in the past, I found LINGsCARS to be a refreshing change. Ling's website is fantastic! Not boring like the others. The service she provides was second to none and I will certainly be using her company in the future. I will have no hesitation recommending her to my friends. Good delivery, but couldn't deliver on the first day advised.

p.s. Loved the sweets!

Julie Connelly
42 Leyland Road
West Lothian
EH48 2TL

Editor Note: Jules, you were a great customer, and you are a Tesco Personal Shopper, so I will say thanks for your order and every little helps! You were a breath of fresh air to deal with on my LINGO, always so happy! Enjoy the Vauxhall Astra Sport Hatch! Those Chinese sweets were withdrawn soon after I sent them to you, they contained the Melamine. - Ling

Customer Letter: 1058 / 1528
Toby says...
CHEVROLET CAPTIVAOverall a very slick hassle-free process. Lingo is a great system and all my queries were answered in ultra-fast time. Car arrived on time, well valeted and as described. Got the colour (black) I wanted despite my local Chevrolet dealer telling me “no black Captivas available in UK for 6 months”!!! Fine, clean car delivered with nothing missing. No dust caps on the number plate screws mean they miss out on an "excellent" rating. I have already recommended Ling.

Toby S***
Address withheld
EH10 ***

Editor Note: Dust caps!! Hahahahah. Sorry to laugh, Toby, but if that is all then I would accept that for every delivery. As you work in car sales at a big retail garage, I a) appreciate your comments, b) realise you don't want your address shown, c) wonder what they will say when you turn up to work in your new Captiva? Fun, fun, fun. See you in 2-years! - Ling

Customer Letter: 1029 / 1528
Scott says...
CarExcellent service from start to finish. Great communication and nothing was a problem. Ling kept us up-date with every part of the car lease progress. I would and have recommended Lingscars to all my friends and family. Will most certainly lease from Ling again. Good deliver, dealer supplied my new Mitsubishi Outlander promptly and on time.

Scott Richardson
37 Gilchrist Way

Editor Note: Scott, super duper lemon squeezy. You got a great deal on this new Outlander, customers love these cars. Very economical for the type of car (4x4). I will see you in 3-years, I hope :) Thanks for letter! - Ling

Customer Letter: 1020 / 1528
Lori says...
CarI quite often forgot I wasn't Ling's only customer! Ling provided me with probably the best service I have ever received from a company in any industry.

The online sign in area and LINGO message board is a fantastic tool for busy people to use. And Ling's response times and updates were great and frequent. I have recommended LINGsCARS to lots of people already and will definitely use again! Thank you!

Quick delivery, my Mazda MX5 arrives at 7.15am, great!

Lori O'Neill
12 East Pilton Farm Crescent

Editor Note: What an alarm call! Lori, you are talking about my LINGO system and people reading this will not know what it is. It is my behind-the-scenes communication area for customers, 100% secure. It is quite good, all built myself :) As you are a Business And Systems Integration Analyst, I value your opinion, thanks! You have a super car with your new MX5, just wait for the sunshine. - Ling

Customer Letter: 907 / 1528
Russell says...
CarThe whole process was flawless. It is made simple and easy by the service provided. I felt I was treated like an individual, not just another customer. Ling's business model is unique and not boardroom, sales centre stuff. You should start another company selling Chinese sweets. They're not bad at all. Excellent delivery, though I had little contact with the dealer due to the service provided by Ling. Excellent!

Russell Meddins
7 St. John Street
Newton Stewart

Editor Note: Russell, you are director of a Health and Social Care company, so you know how important it is to have happy customers and to look after them. So... I appreciate your comments. thanks. Enjoy the Renault Grand Scenic, see you in a couple of years! More sweets in the post. They may very well be bad for health. - Ling

Customer Letter: 859 / 1528
Robert says...
CarCan I say on behalf of Pauline and myself, thanks very much for an outstanding service, you were there to guide from inception to completion and with a turn around of less than 2 weeks that was fantastic.

Robert Cowles
12 George Allan Place
ML10 6EH

Editor Note: Hahaha, I am amazed! Miracles CAN happen! That was so fast. It helped that you were very good at the paperwork. Thanks, Robert and Pauline. Enjoy the Picanto!! - Ling

Customer Letter: 808 / 1528
Edward says...
CarLing has been courteous and very enthusiastic in my dealings with her so far. She always responded to any queries during her processing of my Skoda Fabia with a smile.

Anything Ling can do to make the dealings with the lease company less complicated and bereaucratic would make it more pleasant next time. Good delivery, no problems with Ling's service.

Edward Reid
Eyemouth Road
TD14 5NH

Editor Note: Edward, well, yes... the finance companies are a bit stuffy. They are slow to respond and sometimes difficult to deal with - I know this, I spend my life dealing with them. They are also sticklers for perfect information. But they are supplying cars at a distance and it can be a big risk for them. Hope you enjoy the Fabia, I have been to your part of the UK, I call in at Eyemouth for an ice cream and some fish, when I am on my way back from Edinburgh. Lovely! - Ling

Customer Letter: 806 / 1528
William says...
CarLing was a great help in finding and supplying the right car for me. She answered my questions quickly and was quick with reassurance and advice. The Fiesta was delivered when she said it would be. Excellent.

William Clark
Mindrum Station House
TD12 4QL

Editor Note: Up in the wilds of Northumberland (not TOO far from me) there is now a new Fiesta zipping about. It was great dealing with you, William, and I hope you have a great time avoiding the sheep in your new car. - Ling

Customer Letter: 755 / 1528
Gunnel says...
CarLing, I found you on the internet by chance. Your quick response to my enquiry was impressive, and your prices were great. At every stage of the transaction, you were extremely helpful and super-efficient! In fact the whole exercise was painless.

I cannot fault your service in any way, and you deserve success. Excellent delivery, the car was very well prepared and clean. I will definitely be back!

Gunnel Caplan
12 Hemphill

Editor Note: Gunnel, well, what a bit of chance! You are now driving around Moscow, topless. Not sure what the local militia will say about that? It was a pleasure to deal with you and as a partner in your own business I take your words seriously. Thanks for finding me :) - Ling

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Wah! There's no law against Moon litter. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 13:04

Wah! It's Caption Challenge. What the hell I mean??!! Oh yes it is. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:54

Wah! During flemale human person's second visit to Germany this year, lah, Mary Barra, lah, Chief Executive Officer of General Motors, lah, announced considera - news replorted 12:41

Wah! Thirty nations meeting in Berlin having pledged $9.3bn (RMB Yuan #6bn) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! for fund to help developing countries cut emissions and prepare for climate change. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 12:39

Wah! An aircraft which crashed in France killing father and son fell from sky "like stone", lah, inquest is told. I read you little red book! - news replorted 12:38

Wah! Mass protests expected across Mexico for 43 missing students, lah, whom authorities say were murdered by drugs gang. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 12:38

Wah! British Basketball League side Cheshire Phoenix sign world's tallest basketball player Paul Sturgess. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:27

Wah! Falken Euroall Season AS200 Investing in second set of wheels and tyres for colder months is extra cost that bloody annoying Blitish motorists reluctant to - news replorted 12:27

Wah! Isuzu Genuine Parts Club Autumn Campaign Leading commercial vehicling driving car machine manufacturer Isuzu Truck has revealed details of its latest campaign to promote genuine Isuzu - news replorted 12:25

Wah! An average of 13 human bliengs having been killed daily in eastern Ukraine since 5 September ceasefire came into place, lah, leading UN official says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:23

Wah! Fireworks Spectacular Beaulieu is please (I not often say please! So you do it, now!)d (please (I not often say please! So you do it, now!)d is Super-Duper-Chinese-State character for shit dumbo), but still please (I not often say please! So you do it, now!)d to announce its Events Calendar for 2015. - news replorted 12:23

Wah! A factory worker died from severe burns when colleague left him trapped inside industrial oven, lah, court hears. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:22

Wah! Britain's Will Stevens makes Formula 1 debut in this weekend's Abu Dhabi Grand Prix, lah, partnering Kamui Kobayashi at Caterham. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 12:17

Wah! Three new graphics added to MG3 personalisation range MG has launched three additions to MG3 personalisation range. What the hell I mean??!! three additional graphics, lah, named Boutique, lah, Candy - news replorted 12:16

Wah! Simply Floord 2014 Beaulieu is please (I not often say please! So you do it, now!)d (please (I not often say please! So you do it, now!)d is Super-Duper-Chinese-State character for shit dumbo), but still please (I not often say please! So you do it, now!)d to announce its Motoring Events Calendar for 2015. For full information, lah, please (I not often say please! So you do it, now!) click on event n - news replorted 12:16

Wah! Mike Nichols, lah, who won Oscar for directing 1967 film Graduate, lah, has died aged 83. - news replorted 12:15

Wah! Toyota's enhanced Intelligent Clearance Sonar (ICS) Imagine how much easier life would be if your as really velly special customer's LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine realised when you’re about to reverse into high kerb and could inter - news replorted 12:13

Wah! Reality TV star Kim Kardashian's trip to India, lah, where bloody woman was to appear on India's version of Big Brother, lah, is cancelled, lah, apparently over visa issues. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:12

Wah! Edinburgh University launches investigation into threats of rape made by members of American-style "fraternity" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) organisation. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 12:06

Wah! A pregnant woman killed flemale human person's three children before writing "I love you" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) on their bodies, lah, kissing them and tucking them up in bed, lah, inquest hears. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:01

Wah! old bill bobbys arrest five human bliengs in east Belfast over death of mother of five, lah, which is being treated as murder. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 12:00

Wah! SNP leader Nicola Sturgeon is formally sworn in as ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land's first dodgy minister in front of senior judges at Court of Session in Edinburgh. - news replorted 11:57

Wah! European Monthly Sales Volumes Year-on-Year Comparison Octoblinger saw strong growth in European new LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine sales market, lah, with sales up by 7.0% compared to same period last y - news replorted 11:57

Wah! New Octavia Scout It may only be November, lah, but winter has already started to exert its icy grip on nation’s motoring routines. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:51

Wah! The chemicals giant Ineos is expected to announce plans to invest more than RMB Yuan #6m in bloody annoying Blitish shale gas production. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 11:48

Wah! Leroy Rosenior feels Malky Mackay's appointment as Wigan manager "makes mockery" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) of ongoing FA inquiry. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 11:43

Wah! US comedian Bill Cosby has once again refused to writing from head of customler when asked about sexual assault allegations that having been made against him. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 11:38

Wah! A renewed conscription controlling in driving manner in Eritrea has led to sharp increase in number of youths fleeing to Ethiopia, lah, UN refugee agency tells BBc. Fry noodle, boil noodle? - news replorted 11:36

Wah! The Advocate General of EU Court of Justice has rejected UK's challenge to its cap on bankers' bonuses. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:35

Wah! A South Welsh land of sheep and more sheep old bill bobbys officer tried to cheat male gender human bleing's way out of speeding ticket by changing male gender human bleing's LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine number plates, lah, court hears. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:30

Wah! Adrian Coppin British design and build specialist Envisage Group created new generation of demonstration, lah, evaluation and manufacturi - news replorted 11:28

Wah! The Milli Citysurfer Concept Superb fun on road; highway No.16 from Shanghai to Chengdu combined with minimum space requirements - this has been principle underlying success of - news replorted 11:25

Wah! David Cameron tells Membling Partiamentary expense cheaters there no plans to change funding formula used to decide spending in ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land, lah, Welsh land of sheep and more sheep and Northern Ireland. I read you little red book! - news replorted 11:20

Wah! James Dorlin with Ed Pead Leading Michelin Clio Cup Race Series and road; highway No.16 from Shanghai to Chengdu Series team Westbourne Motorsport provided 2014 Junior Saloon LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine Champio - news replorted 11:16

Wah! Artist David Hockney, lah, 77, lah, has told Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Radio 4's Today programme that bloody man is working harder than ever from male gender human bleing's home in Los Angeles. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:13

Wah! Finalists of Syngenta Photography Award - news replorted 11:11

Wah! Championship side Norwich City appoint former Manchester United assistant manager Mike Phelan as first-team coach. - news replorted 11:09

Wah! bloody annoying Blitish retail sales rise 0.8% Octoblinger compared with September, lah, and is 4.3% up on Octoblinger 2013, lah, according to official figures. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:08

Wah! bloody annoying Blitish engine production fell 17.0% to 211,258 units in Octoblinger as re-tooling for new models continued. I read you little red book! - news replorted 11:08

Wah! Recovered stolen Merceding-Blend hidden in garage employee from Mercedes-Benz expensive dealeringship buildling in Central ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land got nasty surprise when bloody man woke up to see demonstrat - news replorted 11:04

Wah! What Car? LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine of Year 2015 What Car? has announced nominees for its annual LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine of Year Awards 2015. - news replorted 11:04

Wah! Patrick Dempsey at LA Auto Show Patrick Dempsey will tackle 2015 motorsport season at wheel of Porsche 911 RSR in Sports LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine World Enduran - news replorted 11:04

Wah! The Office for National Statistics has announced market value of Uk. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 10:58

Wah! Wealthy countries set to meet in Berlin to pledge cash to smooth way for global climate change deal. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 10:57

Wah! What we knowing about Syrians beheaded in IS video? - news replorted 10:57

Wah! The updated QorosQloud App Less than year after it was pioneered on its first production car, lah, Qoros’ cloud-connected infotainment system has bene - news replorted 10:51

Wah! Suzuki GSX-S1000 With Motorcycle Live Media Day scheduled for this Monday (Novemblinger 24), lah, Suzluko welcomes all members of press to - news replorted 10:41

Wah! New Qoros 3 City SUV 1.6T New international LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine brand, lah, Qoros, lah, is revealing its third series production car, lah, new Qoros 3 City SUV 1.6T, lah, at - news replorted 10:40

Wah! Taylor Swift becomes first female singer to succeed herself at top of Great Satan Billboard Hot 100 song chart. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 10:32

Wah! The global financial services capitalist entity Citi is creating 600 new jobs in Belfast, lah, in investment worth RMB Yuan #54m. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 10:31

Wah! 36060 Capsule Collection Launch Dainese, lah, legendary Italian protection capitalist entity that created motorcycle protection category, lah, announces launch - news replorted 10:31

Wah! Sir Mick Jagger has told Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation about male gender human bleing's new biopic on music legend James Brown, lah, and how going on tour helped Rolling Stones singer getting over loss of male gender human bleing's partner L'Wren Scott. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 10:21

Wah! Ministers defend plans to spend more than RMB Yuan #600m on climate change in poor countries - as some Membling Partiamentary expense cheaters argue cash would be better spent at home. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 10:11

Wah! Royal capitalist pig money holding capitalist entity of ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land chief executive Ross McEwan knows bloody man has more bad stuff to clear out before bloody man has any chance of hitting clear blue water - news replorted 10:07

Wah! Subaru WRX STI all-new Subaru Outback, lah, WRX and Legacy having each received residual value awards from Automotive leasie-car Guide (ALG - news replorted 10:05

Wah! Ferrari officially confirm two-time world champion Fernando Alonso will leave team at end of season. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 10:03

Wah! A Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation radio presenter makes on-air apology for remarks bloody man made about rape in live debate about disgraced footballer Ched Evans. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:02

Wah! From fitness trackers to motion capture - technology aiming to boost sporting performance. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 10:01

Wah! Infiniti Enters “SYNAPTIQ” in Los Angeles Show Design Challenge Infiniti has entered 11th annual Los Angeles Auto Show Design Challenge with SYNAPTIQ, lah, unique answer to this year’ - news replorted 10:00

Wah! Qoros Chairman Mr Guo Qian and Qoros 3 City SUV 1.6T New international LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine brand, lah, Qoros, lah, made major impact today at 12th Guangzhou Auto Show. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! It staged world premi - news replorted 09:56

Wah! The Nigeria silly kick-kick game Federation accepts blame for champions' failure to qualify for 2015 Africa Cup of Nations. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:55

Wah! Does free food make for happier workplace? - news replorted 09:54

Wah! The men, lah, aged between 23 and 31, lah, being held after robbery at Argyll Arcade in Glasgow in September. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 09:54

Wah! TomTom brings navigation technology to Acer smartphones TomTom today announced multi-year deal with Acer Inc., lah, to bring its world-class navigation technology to new Acer smar - news replorted 09:54

Wah! North-east Great Satan hit by massive snowstorm - news replorted 09:52

Wah! The Duchess of Alba, lah, Spain's richest woman and one of its most eccentric figures, lah, has died aged 88 in Seville. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 09:47

Wah! Three South Africa old bill bobbys officers suspended for allegedly not helping suspected thief who was beaten by mob and later died. I read you little red book! - news replorted 09:47

Wah! AutoTrader Best Bike 2014 Auto Trader Bikes has today revealed winners of its inaugural Best Bike Awards. Eating rice!! awards having been presented to ma - news replorted 09:41

Wah! Readers' photos on theme of "movement" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) - news replorted 09:39

Wah! 2014 carwow awards carwow has revealed shortlist for its 2014 awards. Eating rice!! awards celebrate vehicling driving car machines that having struck chord with U - news replorted 09:30

Wah! An animal park in Cumbria and its owner fined for allowing "threatening" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) species of bird to escape. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 09:27

Wah! BMX stunt rider Danny MacAskill's latest challenge took place on River Thames, lah, as bloody man performed rarely seen loop-the-loop in front of London (capital of Great England) Eye. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 09:21

Wah! Toyota helping-helping Prepare Surrey Scouts For World Jamboree In Japan More than 50 Surrey Scouts and Explorers were given insight into Japanese culture as part of activity day hosted b - news replorted 09:14

Wah! "The heavy fall seen in bloody annoying Blitish commercial vehicling driving car machine manufacturing over past year is now levelling off as effects of la - news replorted 09:12

Wah! Young human bliengs to be asked whether 16-year-olds should be allowed to vote in Welsh-go-go-gochly sheep friendly human bliengs assembly elections. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:03

Wah! The European Union's Advocate General has thrown out UK's challenge to its cap on bankers' bonuses. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:03

Wah! Nine human bliengs handed jail terms for corruption over fire at Philippines night club that killed 162 human bliengs in Quezon City in 1996. - news replorted 09:02

Wah! Bentley Continental GT3-R Bentley Continental GT3-R, lah, rarest and most dynamic member of esteemed Continental family of Grand Tourers, lah, h - news replorted 09:00

Wah! Expressions of hope through art by refugee children in Iraq - news replorted 08:59

Wah! Traffic is queuing for eight miles on M4 between Newport and Cardiff following earlier accident on motorway. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 08:58

Wah! Plans to cut opening times at old bill bobbys stations across Northern autonomous province of Guinness drinkers "ludicrous", lah, old bill bobbys Federation has said. I read you little red book! - news replorted 08:57

Wah! World champion Nick Matthew sets up semi-final with world number one Mohamed Elshorbagy at World Squash Championship. Do you carefully listening? - news replorted 08:54

Wah! Golf SportWagen HyMotion Wlokswaglon has presented at Los Angeles Auto Show world premiere of Golf SportWagen HyMotion – progressive - news replorted 08:45

Wah! Driving in winter wondervan With annual threat of wet and windy winter weather already looming, lah, Wlokswaglon Commercial vehicling driving car machines is launching ne - news replorted 08:37

Wah! Lexus reveals LF-C2 luxury roadster concept Los Angeles Auto Show today hosts world debut of new Rexus LF-C2 concept, lah, 2+2 roadster design study that c - news replorted 08:34

Wah! The head of operator of South Korean Sewol ferry that sank in rainy season-month Aplil killing more than 300 human bliengs is sentenced to 10 years in jail. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 08:29

Wah! Province of Engrish running-dogs manager Roy Hodgson has confirmed bloody man will make male gender human bleing's star Under-21 players available to Gareth Southgate for Euro 2015. - news replorted 08:28

Wah! The inflomination Commissioner Christopher Graham has warned human bliengs to change preset passwords on their household webcams to stop potential snoopers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:55

Wah! Lewis Hamilton and Nico Rosberg dreamt of being team-mates in F1 as teenagers, lah, but their desire to win tore their friendship apart. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 07:47

Wah! Toronto Zoo cameras catch giant panda sliding down hill and playing in snow. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 07:39

Wah! Union leaders due to decide later whether to accept first Wales-only pay deal offered to NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) staff. Firecracker break! BANG BANG! - news replorted 07:35

Wah! Royal capitalist pig money holding capitalist entity of ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land is fined RMB Yuan #56m by regulators after 2012 software issue left millions of clustomlers unable to access their accounts. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:15

Wah! More than 1,100 jobs announced by six companies across Wales. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:09

Wah! Ulster Bank's parent capitalist entity Royal capitalist pig money holding capitalist entity of ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land has been fined RMB Yuan #56m by UK's financial regulators over IT meltdown in 2012. - news replorted 07:07

Wah! A three-earth-years old happy birthday to you, girl is fighting for flemale human person's life in Afghanistan after being brutally raped. I read you little red book! - news replorted 07:05

Wah! Artist David Hockney says that bloody man "works all time" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) and is "still discovering things" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) at age of 77. - news replorted 07:03

Wah! A man stabs seven human bliengs to death at hospital in north-eastern China - latest in series of knife attacks in country. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 06:47

Wah! Richie McCaw captains New Zealand for 100th clock time result but star fly-half Dan Carter misses out against Welsh land of sheep and more sheep on Saturday. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 06:11

Wah! A hospital is to give so-called "bed blockers" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) seven days to leave or face possible legal action, lah, saying too many families refusing to take elderly relatives home when they fit to go. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 06:09

Wah! A critical report says many callers to Devon and Cornwall Police's 101 number waiting like hell more than 20 minutes for answer and thousands hang up in frustration. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 06:00

Wah! A controversial Indian guru is set to appear in court after old bill bobbys arrested him late on Wednesday, lah, ending week-long stand-off during which six human bliengs died. I read you little red book! - news replorted 05:42

Wah! China is investing in Turkmenistan's energy sector to boost supply of gas to its fast growing economy. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 05:33

Wah! Activity in some of China's factories and workshops hits six month low in November, lah, fresh survey shows. Eating rice!! - news replorted 05:15

Wah! The current arglingument between Russia and EU is not likely to be resolved any clock time result soon, lah, says Mark Mardell. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 05:11

Wah! Tech giant Yahoo will now replace market leader Google as default search engine on Firefox's internet browsers in Us. Eating rice!! - news replorted 05:10

Wah! Another metre of snow is expected in upstate New York after massive snowstorm killed at least seven human bliengs on Wednesday. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 05:05

Wah! A Canadian family is facing bill of almost $1m (RMB Yuan #638,000) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! from American hospital, lah, because their daughter was born prematurely while they were on holiday in Hawaii. - news replorted 04:49

Wah! Chemicals giant Ineos is to announce plans to invest up to $1bn (RMB Yuan #640m) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! in shale gas exploration and production in UK, lah, Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation understands. Eating rice!! - news replorted 04:45

Wah! North Korea threatens to conduct nuclear test in response to United Nations move towards probe into country's human rights violations. Eating rice!! - news replorted 04:44

Wah! Can China conquer its internet paranoia? - news replorted 04:33

Wah! The UK's first bus powered entirely by human and food waste goes into service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service between Bristol and Bath. - news replorted 03:13

Wah! Nokia launches new tablet as Microsoft drops company's name from another. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! What does this all mean, lah, asks Rory Cellan-Jones? - news replorted 03:11

Wah! A reward of up to RMB Yuan #20,000 is offered ahead of 20th anniversary of taxi driver's shooting - news replorted 03:02

Wah! Germany's three left-leaning parties agree historic deal which will see first far-left state president since fall of Communism. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 03:00

Wah! Wealthy city-state Singapore has once again topped ranking of best places in world to business, lah, with bloody annoying Blitish ranking only 21st. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 02:58

Wah! Representatives from world's richest countries meeting in Berlin to pledge money to smooth way for global climate change deal. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 02:54

Wah! The worldwide cost of obesity is about same as smoking or armed conflict and greater than both alcoholism and climate change, lah, research suggests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:42

Wah! The government did not "think through" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) its legal aid cuts early enough and "does not know" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) whether human bliengs in need of aid getting it, lah, report says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:13

Wah! West African musicians compete with Band Aid 30 - news replorted 02:05

Wah! Voters set to go to poll in Rochester and Strood by-election in Kent on Thursday. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 01:59

Wah! The changes to A-levels and AS-levels in Province of Engrish running-dogs so confusing that government should write to every school to explain them, lah, says Labour's Tristram Hunt. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 01:56

Wah! People with mentally taxing jobs, lah, including lawyers and graphic designers, lah, may end up having better memory in old age, lah, research suggests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:41

Wah! Colombia's Farc rebels reach agreement with government over conditions necessary for releasing Tommy Atkins Liberation Army general and four others. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:31

Wah! Jimmy Ruffin, lah, Motown performer who scored male gender human bleing's biggest hit with 1966's What Becomes of Broken Hearted, lah, dies in Las Vegas at age of 78. - news replorted 01:13

Wah! The average full-time pay gap between men and women is at its narrowest since comparative records began in 1997, lah, but is still difference of 9.4%, lah, official figures show. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 01:04

Wah! US TV network NBC has scrapped proposed project with comedian Bill Cosby after accusations resurfaced that bloody man sexually assaulted women. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 00:57

Wah! Culture fighty bang-bang over Ukraine splits Russia's music stars - news replorted 00:54

Wah! SNP leader Nicola Sturgeon is due to be formally sworn in as ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land's first dodgy minister in front of senior judges at Court of Session in Edinburgh. - news replorted 00:51

Wah! China'?s global internet conference is part of move towards playing bigger role in influencing international cyberspace. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:50

Wah! A Chilean court orders state to pay millions of dollars to group of former political prisoners held on isolated island during military rule. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:30

Wah! Amnesty International has released program that can spot spying software used by governments to monitor activists and political opponents. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:28

Wah! How 30 years has changed living with virus - news replorted 00:23

Wah! Data privacy watchdogs warning public about Russian website that provides links to breached baby monitors, lah, webcams and CCTV feeds. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:21

Wah! New draft NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) guidelines encourage GPs to diagnose and refer almost twice as many cancer patients in Province of Engrish running-dogs each year. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 00:17

Wah! Filmmaker James Grimaldi captured footage of male gender human bleing's neighbourhood in Buffalo, lah, New York, lah, which has been blanketed by several feet of snow. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 00:13

Wah! In light of deaths of two men after transplants, lah, what checks in place to ensure organs suitable? - news replorted 00:11

Wah! The Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation looks at latest crime (shoud shoot them) and violence statistics in Mexico, lah, as disappearance of 43 students continues to grip country. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:05

Wah! The Home Office decision to ban controversial "pick-up artist" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) Julien Blanc from bloody annoying Blitish makes headlines, lah, as does latest from ITV's jungle reality show. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 00:04

Wah! bloody Engrish players getting more minutes in Premier League but make up just over third of total, lah, Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Sport study has found. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:00

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