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Customer Letter: 1394 / 1527
Lee says...
 First class service from start to finish. Fantastic, you little Chinese wonder!

Excellent delivery of my new Mercedes CLC 1.8 K , polite, efficient delivery driver.

Lee ***
Address Withheld
Neath
SA10 ***


Editor Note: Ying tong tiddle I po! Hahahaha, that is the Chinese wonder song. Velly good, eh? You have new Mercedes to impress the girls now... what a shame you are Welsh :) Hahaha! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1222 / 1527
Clair says...
 WOW!

Ling is certainly on the ball!

The Renault Koleos was delivered on time and with no fuss. Ling ALWAYS kept us informed of exactly what was happening, and when. The speed and ease of the whole process was nothing more than fantastic - I can't rave about Ling enough. Good delivery, car arrived on the correct date but at 6.30pm.

Love the car, love Ling!

Clair Richards
57 Porth-y-waun
Gowerton
Swansea
SA4 3BJ


Editor Note: Clair, sounds good! Maybe part of the reason for the slightly late in the day delivery is because the delivery driver was English and didn't stand a chance with your address :) This is like being in China when you suddenly get a word in Cantonese and that is very similar to Welsh, hahaha. Totally incomprehensible :) However, you seem over the moon with everything else, and that's the main thing. Lovely to deal with you. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1217 / 1527
Martin says...
 My second car from Ling - need not look elsewhere. Swift response and most effective. Great new innovation with "LINGO" system. Keep up the good work. Good delivery on my new Mazda 3, efficient, courteous, prompt.

Martin Holland
Cadwgan Inn
10 Market Street
Aberaeron
SA46 0AU


Editor Note: Hahahah, I can never pronounce the name of your pub Martin. Bloody Welsh ethnic name :) Still us minority people should stick together, eh? Gotta laugh. This Mazda replaces a Skoda Octavia you had a couple of years ago. Nice to see returning customers. Look forward to a free drink, I still have not called in to see you! Glad you like LINGO by the way, only customers see that. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1126 / 1527
Ceri says...
NISSAN QASHQAILing organised the deal sharply. No fuss. Spot on. I have to admit that Ling is a little scary but so what – she's good at what she does and even though I asked plenty of questions there has always an answer. So full marks. As to leasing another car the answer is a definite yes and I would heartily recommend anyone to use her 10/10. Excellent delivery, on time. No hassle, well done!

Ceri Lewis
Ceri Lewis & Associates Ltd
29 Dunraven Road
Sketty
Swansea
SA2 9LG


Editor Note: BOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Hahahaha, so I am scary??? :) Well, sometimes I am busy so I go fast. And I don't shout at customers... too much! Anyway Chezby, you got your new Qashqai, and you gottit cheap! That's the main event. Have a great time posing around in it. I do not believe you were really scared, you are a Surveyor, bouncing around in your hard hat. I don't think you get scared :) BOOO! Ooooops! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1064 / 1527
Ricky says...
RENAULT GRAND SCENICWhat can I say about Ling? - She's exactly as it says on the tin... no-nonsense, straight-forward, honest, reliable and a pleasure to deal with (oh, and cheaper than many others).

My Renault Grand Scenic arrived as estimated, no problems. Will be back in 3-years, then! Excellent delivery, on time, polite and straightforward.

Ricky Holdsworth
27 Afandale
Baglan
Port Talbot
SA12 7BN


Editor Note: Ricky, so pleased you are a happy bunny. Glad you like the Grand Scenic. Thanks for super-duper comments, especially as you are a Project Manager for the City and County of Swansea. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1009 / 1527
Ricky says...
CarWhat can I say about Ling???

She is exactly as it says on the tin; no nonsense straight forward, honest, reliable and a pleasure to deal with. (Oh, and she is cheaper than many others). My new Renault Grand Scenic arrived as estimated, no problems. I will be back in 3-years time!! Excellent delivery, on time, polite and straightforward.

Ricky Holdsworth
27 Afandale
Baglan
Port Talbot
SA12 7BN


Editor Note: Anyone with a "Y" on the end of their name is worth dealing with, and you are no exception, Ricky. Your Grand Scenic went directly to plan, so smooth. As you are Welsh ethnic, I will not try to impress with my Geordie. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 890 / 1527
Stephen says...
CarGreat service from Ling from start to finish, would definitely recommend to anyone.

My Vauxhall Corsa SRI is a superb car for the money I paid, it feels great to drive a really nice car and also to know you got a superb deal on it as well. Ling answered all of my initial queries very quickly and kept me informed every step of the way from placing the order to taking delivery of the car. Delivery was on time and the delivery driver took the time to show me around all of the features in the car and made sure I was happy with everything before he left.

Very glad to have found Ling's website when I was looking for a new car, I've received an excellent deal and will definitely be back in 2 years time when my current deal runs out. Thanks again Ling, you're a star.

Stephen Grove
1 Cwrt Hocys
Llansamlet
SA7 9WH


Editor Note: Yeah, you did get a great deal. This fast car was barely more than a 1.2 Club Corsa. Also, you are an accountant, so I know you will have worked out the costs pretty accurately. You live in one of those places I cannot say, though! Enjoy the Corsa, Stephen, thanks for the note! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 525 / 1527
Derek says...
FORD FIESTA"Always a pleasure to deal with a company that provides the personal touch. Cheap and cheerful with great personal service. Fiesta was perfectly presented and on time. Excellent!

That's Ling!"

Derek Jones (Managing Director)
Castle Garage Ltd
Broad Street
Llandovery
SA20 0AA


Editor Note: Whoa, Derek, you are a very long time customer and you have taken so many cars from me for your car bodyshop and courtesy cars for your ethnic, minority people garage (in Wales). So nice to still deal with some people in the car trade, glad you appreciate the service. Ddiolch iawn lawer! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 454 / 1527
Martin says...
SKODA OCTAVIA"Many help for your help and service in the provision of my Skoda Octavia. The entire process was handled swiftly, efficiently and with the personal touch. Much appreciated. The car is excellent and the delivery was entirely satisfactory."

Martin Holland
Cadwgan Inn
10 Market Street
Aberaeron
SA46 0AU


Editor Note: Hehehe, you are damn Welsh pub owner! Ethnic customer! I look forward to call in for Baileys when I am in Wales. Enjoy Skoda! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 426 / 1527
Robert says...
 "I was absolutely delighted with the quality of the service, early delivery of my new Vauxhall Zafira and the car itself. A first class professional service all round. Thank you, Ling."

Robert Ace
Filter Express
PO Box 48
Swansea
SA1 8YG


Editor Note: Robert, you rang me and said you must have the car within two weeks! Well, I told you NO! So many things can delay cars. But by pushing the Vauxhall supplier and with your fast completion of my paperwork, we just managed it. You have been perfect customer except I can never guarantee such fast turnaround. Lovely letter and fantastic name! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 297 / 1527
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FORD FOCUS"Ling's Cars were 100% for our Company. We had to do everything she said as we discovered the missile was pointing our way. We will have to get our next car from Ling just so we get the freebie Jinsitang sweets!! A great 'little' company to deal with and highly recommended."

R E Gray
Director
Netring Ltd
Newcastle Emlyn
SA38 9JT


Editor Note: Missile points towards George Bush in USA, but if it veered off course it may come down in Wales. Hope the sheep are prepared for impact! Enjoy Focus, Rob! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 227 / 1527
Mike says...
CarAn excellent and very easy to follow website, with the most competitive prices around. We had a very quick and efficient response to everything. Ling was extremely helpful and always happy with nothing too much trouble. We wouldn't go anywhere else. Ling - YOU ARE THE BEST! The Mitsubishi dealer who delivered the Shogun was helpful and efficient

Mike Morgan
Willow Developments
Kilvrough Park Farm
Parkmill
Swansea
SA3 2EE


Editor Note: Mike, this is such a sweet letter. I try to choose dealers very carefully, so thanks for comments about Mitsubishi dealer. I will pass on. Hope you develop (Willow Developments, geddit?) into long-term customer as you promise. Have good time in Wales with Shogun Sport - Ling



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Customer Letter: 161 / 1527
Sam says...
This site is excellent - I am far more likely to hire from a friendly site like this than one that spams me.

Sam Radion
*address withheld*
Tenby
SA7* ***


Editor Note: Ho! I am receiving spam from other companies every day too! I join some mailing lists for contract hire cars to sharpen chopsticks, and end up with damn neverending spam! Glad you like my site, Sam - Ling



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