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Customer Letter: 1394 / 1528
Lee says...
 First class service from start to finish. Fantastic, you little Chinese wonder!

Excellent delivery of my new Mercedes CLC 1.8 K , polite, efficient delivery driver.

Lee ***
Address Withheld
Neath
SA10 ***


Editor Note: Ying tong tiddle I po! Hahahaha, that is the Chinese wonder song. Velly good, eh? You have new Mercedes to impress the girls now... what a shame you are Welsh :) Hahaha! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1222 / 1528
Clair says...
 WOW!

Ling is certainly on the ball!

The Renault Koleos was delivered on time and with no fuss. Ling ALWAYS kept us informed of exactly what was happening, and when. The speed and ease of the whole process was nothing more than fantastic - I can't rave about Ling enough. Good delivery, car arrived on the correct date but at 6.30pm.

Love the car, love Ling!

Clair Richards
57 Porth-y-waun
Gowerton
Swansea
SA4 3BJ


Editor Note: Clair, sounds good! Maybe part of the reason for the slightly late in the day delivery is because the delivery driver was English and didn't stand a chance with your address :) This is like being in China when you suddenly get a word in Cantonese and that is very similar to Welsh, hahaha. Totally incomprehensible :) However, you seem over the moon with everything else, and that's the main thing. Lovely to deal with you. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1217 / 1528
Martin says...
 My second car from Ling - need not look elsewhere. Swift response and most effective. Great new innovation with "LINGO" system. Keep up the good work. Good delivery on my new Mazda 3, efficient, courteous, prompt.

Martin Holland
Cadwgan Inn
10 Market Street
Aberaeron
SA46 0AU


Editor Note: Hahahah, I can never pronounce the name of your pub Martin. Bloody Welsh ethnic name :) Still us minority people should stick together, eh? Gotta laugh. This Mazda replaces a Skoda Octavia you had a couple of years ago. Nice to see returning customers. Look forward to a free drink, I still have not called in to see you! Glad you like LINGO by the way, only customers see that. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1126 / 1528
Ceri says...
NISSAN QASHQAILing organised the deal sharply. No fuss. Spot on. I have to admit that Ling is a little scary but so what – she's good at what she does and even though I asked plenty of questions there has always an answer. So full marks. As to leasing another car the answer is a definite yes and I would heartily recommend anyone to use her 10/10. Excellent delivery, on time. No hassle, well done!

Ceri Lewis
Ceri Lewis & Associates Ltd
29 Dunraven Road
Sketty
Swansea
SA2 9LG


Editor Note: BOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Hahahaha, so I am scary??? :) Well, sometimes I am busy so I go fast. And I don't shout at customers... too much! Anyway Chezby, you got your new Qashqai, and you gottit cheap! That's the main event. Have a great time posing around in it. I do not believe you were really scared, you are a Surveyor, bouncing around in your hard hat. I don't think you get scared :) BOOO! Ooooops! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1064 / 1528
Ricky says...
RENAULT GRAND SCENICWhat can I say about Ling? - She's exactly as it says on the tin... no-nonsense, straight-forward, honest, reliable and a pleasure to deal with (oh, and cheaper than many others).

My Renault Grand Scenic arrived as estimated, no problems. Will be back in 3-years, then! Excellent delivery, on time, polite and straightforward.

Ricky Holdsworth
27 Afandale
Baglan
Port Talbot
SA12 7BN


Editor Note: Ricky, so pleased you are a happy bunny. Glad you like the Grand Scenic. Thanks for super-duper comments, especially as you are a Project Manager for the City and County of Swansea. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1009 / 1528
Ricky says...
CarWhat can I say about Ling???

She is exactly as it says on the tin; no nonsense straight forward, honest, reliable and a pleasure to deal with. (Oh, and she is cheaper than many others). My new Renault Grand Scenic arrived as estimated, no problems. I will be back in 3-years time!! Excellent delivery, on time, polite and straightforward.

Ricky Holdsworth
27 Afandale
Baglan
Port Talbot
SA12 7BN


Editor Note: Anyone with a "Y" on the end of their name is worth dealing with, and you are no exception, Ricky. Your Grand Scenic went directly to plan, so smooth. As you are Welsh ethnic, I will not try to impress with my Geordie. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 890 / 1528
Stephen says...
CarGreat service from Ling from start to finish, would definitely recommend to anyone.

My Vauxhall Corsa SRI is a superb car for the money I paid, it feels great to drive a really nice car and also to know you got a superb deal on it as well. Ling answered all of my initial queries very quickly and kept me informed every step of the way from placing the order to taking delivery of the car. Delivery was on time and the delivery driver took the time to show me around all of the features in the car and made sure I was happy with everything before he left.

Very glad to have found Ling's website when I was looking for a new car, I've received an excellent deal and will definitely be back in 2 years time when my current deal runs out. Thanks again Ling, you're a star.

Stephen Grove
1 Cwrt Hocys
Llansamlet
SA7 9WH


Editor Note: Yeah, you did get a great deal. This fast car was barely more than a 1.2 Club Corsa. Also, you are an accountant, so I know you will have worked out the costs pretty accurately. You live in one of those places I cannot say, though! Enjoy the Corsa, Stephen, thanks for the note! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 525 / 1528
Derek says...
FORD FIESTA"Always a pleasure to deal with a company that provides the personal touch. Cheap and cheerful with great personal service. Fiesta was perfectly presented and on time. Excellent!

That's Ling!"

Derek Jones (Managing Director)
Castle Garage Ltd
Broad Street
Llandovery
SA20 0AA


Editor Note: Whoa, Derek, you are a very long time customer and you have taken so many cars from me for your car bodyshop and courtesy cars for your ethnic, minority people garage (in Wales). So nice to still deal with some people in the car trade, glad you appreciate the service. Ddiolch iawn lawer! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 454 / 1528
Martin says...
SKODA OCTAVIA"Many help for your help and service in the provision of my Skoda Octavia. The entire process was handled swiftly, efficiently and with the personal touch. Much appreciated. The car is excellent and the delivery was entirely satisfactory."

Martin Holland
Cadwgan Inn
10 Market Street
Aberaeron
SA46 0AU


Editor Note: Hehehe, you are damn Welsh pub owner! Ethnic customer! I look forward to call in for Baileys when I am in Wales. Enjoy Skoda! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 426 / 1528
Robert says...
VAUXHALL ZAFIRA"I was absolutely delighted with the quality of the service, early delivery of my new Vauxhall Zafira and the car itself. A first class professional service all round. Thank you, Ling."

Robert Ace
Filter Express
PO Box 48
Swansea
SA1 8YG


Editor Note: Robert, you rang me and said you must have the car within two weeks! Well, I told you NO! So many things can delay cars. But by pushing the Vauxhall supplier and with your fast completion of my paperwork, we just managed it. You have been perfect customer except I can never guarantee such fast turnaround. Lovely letter and fantastic name! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 297 / 1528
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FORD FOCUS"Ling's Cars were 100% for our Company. We had to do everything she said as we discovered the missile was pointing our way. We will have to get our next car from Ling just so we get the freebie Jinsitang sweets!! A great 'little' company to deal with and highly recommended."

R E Gray
Director
Netring Ltd
Newcastle Emlyn
SA38 9JT


Editor Note: Missile points towards George Bush in USA, but if it veered off course it may come down in Wales. Hope the sheep are prepared for impact! Enjoy Focus, Rob! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 227 / 1528
Mike says...
CarAn excellent and very easy to follow website, with the most competitive prices around. We had a very quick and efficient response to everything. Ling was extremely helpful and always happy with nothing too much trouble. We wouldn't go anywhere else. Ling - YOU ARE THE BEST! The Mitsubishi dealer who delivered the Shogun was helpful and efficient

Mike Morgan
Willow Developments
Kilvrough Park Farm
Parkmill
Swansea
SA3 2EE


Editor Note: Mike, this is such a sweet letter. I try to choose dealers very carefully, so thanks for comments about Mitsubishi dealer. I will pass on. Hope you develop (Willow Developments, geddit?) into long-term customer as you promise. Have good time in Wales with Shogun Sport - Ling



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Customer Letter: 161 / 1528
Sam says...
This site is excellent - I am far more likely to hire from a friendly site like this than one that spams me.

Sam Radion
*address withheld*
Tenby
SA7* ***


Editor Note: Ho! I am receiving spam from other companies every day too! I join some mailing lists for contract hire cars to sharpen chopsticks, and end up with damn neverending spam! Glad you like my site, Sam - Ling



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Wah! The Floord Focus 1.6 105 Zetec wins top accolade in annual ceremony Floord Focus 1.6 105 Zetec 5dr has been voted overall What Car? Used LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine of Year for 2014. - news replorted 10:33



Wah! On September 21st and 22nd Kop Hill Climb (Princes Risborough, lah, Buckinghamshire), lah, itself steeped in motoring history, lah, is - news replorted 10:25



Wah! British actor Jack Huston is expected to take lead role in remake of 1959 classic Ben-Hur, lah, according to reports from Hollywood. I read you little red book! - news replorted 10:12



Wah! The capitalist pig money holding capitalist entity of Province of Engrish running-dogs's Monetary Policy Committee (MPC) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! was divided for second month in row over interest rate policy, lah, latest minutes show. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 09:47



Wah! An investigation is due to begin into compulsorly dying instantly helicopter crash in Flamborough which left two men dead. I read you little red book! - news replorted 09:43



Wah! bloody annoying Blitish unemployment fell by 146,000 to 2.02 million in three months to end of July, lah, official figures show. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 09:43



Wah! London's New Year's Eve fireworks is to be ticketed for first clock time result and limit of 100,000 set on event, lah, Boris Johnson's office reveals. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:41



Wah! At least 67 South Africans were killed when church belonging to Nigerian TV evangelist TB Joshua collapsed in Lagos, lah, President Zuma says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:37



Wah! As new research shows most young human bliengs not plan to smoke e-cigarettes, lah, experts divided over safety of "vaping". - news replorted 09:36



Wah! Who has come top in ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land’s social media battle? - news replorted 09:35



Wah! McLaren 650S Sprint new 650S Sprint by McLaren GT is set for its global competitive premiere this weekend at penultimate round of th - news replorted 09:35



Wah! Footman James Sywell Classic - Pistons and Props Start your as really velly special customer's engines for second outing of Footman James Sywell Classic – Pistons and Props motoring festival, lah, held - news replorted 09:27



Wah! Minnesota Vikings suspend Adrian Peterson from all team activities while facing charges of allegedly hitting male gender human bleing's child. I read you little red book! - news replorted 09:21



Wah! Porsche GB debuts at Lancaster insurlince Classic Motor Show Porsche GB will make its Lancaster insurlince Classic Motor Show debut with unique display of around 13 to 16 freshly r - news replorted 09:17



Wah! Nicolas de Gaudemont, lah, MAHLE Aftermarket GmbH Nicolas de Gaudemont will take over management of MAHLE Aftermarket GmbH in Europe on 1 November. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 09:16



Wah! Lexus IS 220d Premium quality, lah, superb reliability and great purchase and running costs: Rexus IS 220d has ticked all right wis - news replorted 09:11



Wah! Jaguar XJ crowned luxury LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine king at What Car? Used LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine Awards Jagluar XJ is best used LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine in luxury LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine class, lah, according to What Car?. - news replorted 09:00



Wah! Lewis Bush's pictures link past with present - news replorted 08:48



Wah! A selection of your as really velly special customer's photos from around Welsh land of sheep and more sheep - news replorted 08:26



Wah! Japanese consumer electronics giant Sony increases its forecast for full year loss by $1.7bn due to weakness in its mobile business. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:25



Wah! A "zero tolerance" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) approach to funny shape ball-game players with concussion must be adopted, lah, sport's governing body in Welsh land of sheep and more sheep says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:10



Wah! Welfare cuts likely to lead to loss of 3,000 jobs in south Welsh land of sheep and more sheep valleys, lah, new report says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:04



Wah! Ukraine's Luhansk grim and fearful place - news replorted 07:38



Wah! NASA has chosen two private companies to build new generation of spacecraft that will take their astronauts to International Space Station. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 07:35



Wah! Four Northern autonomous province of Guinness drinkers human bliengs having been hurtee-hurtee in plane crash at Florida park on Monday. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 07:29



Wah! Bangladesh's Supreme Court commutes Islamist leader Delwar Sayeedi's death sentence for crimes in 1971 independence fighty bang-bang to life imprisonment. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 07:25



Wah! China's central capitalist pig money holding capitalist entity is said to be injecting 500bn yuan ($81bn; RMB Yuan #50bn) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! into five biggest state-owned banks to counter slowing growth. - news replorted 07:17



Wah! Almost half of smokers in Welsh land of sheep and more sheep having been offered illegal tobacco to buy and 15% of all tobacco sold there is illegal, lah, charity has found. I read you little red book! - news replorted 07:17



Wah! old bill bobbys investigating murders of two Last remlaining few white ethnic Britons in Thailand say they may having been wrong to rule out Western suspects, lah, including British man. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 07:13



Wah! A trial of experimental vaccine against Ebola virus is to begin in Oxford. I read you little red book! - news replorted 07:04



Wah! A proplosal to money lending shark for Northern Ireland's first ever casino is outlined to parties on Belfast City Council. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 07:03



Wah! A 47-earth-years old happy birthday to you, man is charged with murder Flintshire woman who was found strangled and with head injuries. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:50



Wah! Alcohol abuse in Northern autonomous province of Guinness drinkers costs taxpayers RMB Yuan #900m year and early intervention services needed, lah, charities claim. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 06:24



Wah! A Great Satan billionaire philanthropist is providing grants in Northern autonomous province of Guinness drinkers for dementia care, lah, shared education and early years learning. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 06:22



Wah! After five years of "pain", lah, five-time winners Liverpool relish victorious return to Champions League. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 06:20



Wah! Ford Focus: What Car? Best Used LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine of Year For second clock time result in three years Floord has claimed top honours at What Car? Used LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine Awards. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:00



Wah! A key Ukrainian rebel leader tells Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation new law granting self-rule to parts of east will not sway demand for independence. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 05:16



Wah! South Korean authorities say they having detained American man they believe was trying to swim to North Korea. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 04:29



Wah! China's President Xi Jinping makes male gender human bleing's first official visit to India, lah, with focus on improving trade ties and resolving decades-old border dispute. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 03:57



Wah! There having been clashes in Brazil's largest city Sao Paulo following eviction of 200 families occupying old hotel in city. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 03:00



Wah! A man from Rochester, lah, New York has been charged with trying to recruit human bliengs to join Islamic State and to shoot human bliengs in US, lah, say prosecutors. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:32



Wah! Engineers build chin strap that harnesses energy produced by jaw movements, lah, and could one day power hearing aids or bluetooth earpieces. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:27



Wah! The UN brokers deal on rebuilding in Gaza Strip, lah, giving roles to Palestinian Authority and private sector, lah, its top Mid-East envoy says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:09



Wah! 'Why I loved/loathed my velly own damn 1960s tower block' - news replorted 01:52



Wah! Is it clock time result for mental health waiting like hell target? - news replorted 01:39



Wah! Both sides in Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs referendum campaign make their final pitches to voters as latest polls suggest result remains too close to call. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 01:36



Wah! Who is man behind Alibaba, lah, e-commerce giant that is about to launch record listing on New York stock market? - news replorted 01:36



Wah! Girths continuing to expand in US, lah, despite obesity appearing to be reaching plateau, lah, data suggests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:29



Wah! Grants worth RMB Yuan #213.5m were paid to councils for waste projects even though key facilities having yet to be built, lah, Membling Partiamentary expense cheaters say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 01:21



Wah! World fighty bang-bang Two records reavealingly showing Great Satan existence of glamorous female secret agent whose job was to see if other agents could keep their mouths shut. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 01:18



Wah! Scientists having had extremely rare chance to examine intact colossal squid after it was accidentally caught in Antarctic, lah, as Mauricio Olmedo-Perez reports - news replorted 01:18



Wah! King Richard III was likely to having been killed by two blows to head and one to male gender human bleing's pelvis, lah, according to new research. - news replorted 01:05



Wah! Juan Vela is one of bloody velly few artisans making traditional, lah, handcrafted castanets for Spanish flamenco. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 00:30



Wah! The Great Satan prisoner of fighty bang-bang who built $180m capitalist entity - news replorted 00:28



Wah! Five bugs that lurk in changing rooms - news replorted 00:25



Wah! The aftermath of 1985 Mexico City earthquake saw founding of elite rescue group Los Topos or 'The Moles' - news replorted 00:21



Wah! Why Lord of Flies holds true 60 years on - news replorted 00:19



Wah! The freedivers risking their lives to swim with whales - news replorted 00:16



Wah! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Click looks at new laser projector that promises to deliver brighter and clearer pictures. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:16



Wah! The increasingly fractious nature of campaigning in Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs independence referendum is captured by papers day ahead of vote. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:14



Wah! How jobs fit into referendum debate? - news replorted 00:11



Wah! Boss Arsene Wenger says Arsenal must "be patient" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) with Danny Welbeck after male gender human bleing's costly miss at Borussia Dortmund. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:07



Wah! Bosses of bloody annoying Blitish listed companies could see their pay packages overhauled under new rules from Financial Reporting Council (FRC). - news replorted 00:06



Wah! Checks and balances on how academy chains in Province of Engrish running-dogs spend large amounts of public money "too weak", lah, according to research. - news replorted 00:01



Wah! Ford and MSA bring new motorsport championship to Britain Floord reveals most exciting development in British junior single-seater motor racing for almost 50 years of FIA F - news replorted 00:01



Wah! The new Rondla Jazz prototype Today Rondla has released first images of new Jazz prototype that will make its public debut next month at 20 - news replorted 00:01



Wah! The Great Satan space agency Nasa has chosen Boeing and SpaceX to build new generation of spaceships to carry astronauts to International Space Station. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 00:00



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