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Customer Letter: 1537 / 1528
Dean says...
MAZDA 6Ling made everything so easy for me, with outstanding, excellent service all round. Everything went smoothly and we received our new car within 4 weeks. We shopped around a lot for the best deals, and Ling by far came out with the best deal and cheapest price. Received the Mazda 6 on time in person from an excellent dealer.

Dean Wells
9 Deepdale
Hadrian Lodge West
Wallsend
NE288SL


Editor Note: Dean, great letter, thanks. Really appreciate the kind comments, from the ancient Roman settlement of Wallsend. I thank the dealer . Enjoy the Mazda! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1532 / 1528
David says...
FORD FIESTADealing with Ling is a pleasure, her staff are friendly and informative, which coupled with the website actually makes replacing your car a fun experience. Thanks Ling, love the Fiesta by the way.

David Gallon
Heathcol Welding Supplies Ltd
257a Dukesway
Team Valley Trading Estate
Gateshead
NE11 0PZ


Editor Note: Hmmm, I must beat my staff up more, if they have that much time to be friendly, hahaha. Glad you had fun, everyone with these new Fiestas, loves them. You are local to me, in Gateshead - on the same trading estate in fact! Great, eh? Acapulco of the North. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1512 / 1528
Sydney says...
RENAULT MEGANE COUPEThanks Ling; absolutely fab service from start to finish. Staff were brill, always helpful and friendly couldn't have asked for a better first experience. Would recommend you without a doubt and have been telling everyone how impressed I was. Dealer Service – Excellent – Prompt on time and exceptional with my new Renault Megane Coupe.

Sydney Fraser
18 Percy Lonnen
Prudhoe
NE42 5QU


Editor Note: What another lovely letter. The supplier will appreciate getting a copy - I have forwarded it. You are pretty local to me, so possibly I will see you buzzing around in your Megane. Cool cars, these. Thanks for being lovely customer, Syd! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1486 / 1528
Susan says...
VOLKSWAGEN SCIROCCOFrom the very beginning I received nothing but excellent service. I would say that LingsCars are very professional organised and approachable – no one else can touch Ling for her deals. She is also however quite crazy!!

As the car I wanted (Scirocco) was an automatic and particular colour, it had to be factory order and the wait was approx 4 months. However, I was kept informed of the progress all the way – many times I received e-mails just checking in and wishing me a good weekend etc. I would log into the website just for a laugh and to share it with colleagues at work – MAD!

I still get immense pleasure from just getting in the car and I don't think, especially as this is a second car for us, that I could have afforded to buy it with this spec. I will definitely be using LingsCars again when this lease is up. However, Love the car so much – don't want to think that far ahead.

Excellent dealer, car was clean, delivered when advised and very courteous service.

Susan Hobson
17 Sunningdale Drive
Usworth
Washington
NE37 2LL


Editor Note: Woooo Hooo. It is great to read this stuff! Always difficult when a bespoke car is such a long lead time, but this is why I have LINGO, so the wait is painless. Progress is always passed on, even if bad news. But your car was all GOOD NEWS, Susan. Thanks so much for the business. Hope you have lovely time in the fast Scirocco! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1481 / 1528
Marie says...
NISSAN QASHQAIWould highly recommend LingsCars. No other dealer/ lease company could match the great deal I got from Ling. Easy, easy, easy process thanks to the Lingo website. All my questions were answered within minutes! Friendly/ funny staff – had many laughs along the way. In other words, EXCELLENT customer service. Many freebies – mainly Chinese polos! Remember confusions say “too many Chinese polos mean many trips to dentist” :o)

Marie Culley
14 Limetrees Gardens
Low Fell
Gateshead
NE9 5BE


Editor Note: Hahahah, good job you are not a dentist, Marie. You are local to me in Gateshead, you live less than 1 mile away, so I will see you around and about in the Qashqai... and the car is made only 5 miles from us both, too! Thanks for super letter! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1464 / 1528
Gary says...
CITROEN C5 TOURERGood service. Very Happy. Good dealer service, nice guy.

Gary Bone
35 Tamarisk Way
Sheriff Hill
Gateshead
NE9 6GD


Editor Note: WoW! Gary, you live about 500m from me, amazing, and from the best music pub in the UK - the Three Tuns! So, I will definitely see you flashing around in your new C5 Tourer. These are great cars, so comfortable. Glad everything went well! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1460 / 1528
Rajiv says...
TOYOTA AYGOApart from the long delivery time for the Aygo and the delivery of the vehicle to the wrong address, I cannot fault he excellent service you and your team provide. Good dealer, but... Oops!! Delivered car to the wrong address, but then brought the car to the correct address the same day.

Rajiv Menezes
Address Withheld
North Shields
NE29 ***


Editor Note: Aaaagh, I pull my hair out at these damn car dealers, why can't they get it right? The Aygos are simply in demand and there is not much stock. We had to wait for a car to be built. Glad you like the service, Rajiv. I withhold your address, because you are a doctor - to avoid druggy idiots attacking you. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1457 / 1528
Allen says...
 Ling, I have been delighted with the service from LingsCars and as well as being an easy way of leasing a car it is done in a fun and wacky way! Keep up the good work. Good delivery of my Audi A4.

Allen Jones
37 Hartley Ave
Whitley Bay
NE26 3NS


Editor Note: Allen, thanks. Another Audi bites the dust :) Glad you enjoyed the process, it's great that you send me this lovely letter! Cheers, mate! You are quite local to me too, maybe I see you around? - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1442 / 1528
Jonathon says...
CITROEN C5Words to describe LINGsCARS.com:- Personal, efficient, friendly, professional, fun.

My car/deal- I am delighted with my car and feel that I have got a good value for money deal. Score for LINGsCARS.com = 10/10

Very happy customer! Suggestions for improvement- although the car was delivered with a couple of weeks of signing the docs, things did go a little quiet. Try to keep in touch to reassure that car is coming. Excellent delivery, the delivery driver was very courteous.

Jonathon Malton
14 Monkseaton Drive
Whitley Bay
Tyne And Wear
NE26 1SZ


Editor Note: Whoa! Looks like I did not communicate well enough on delivery. I take massive note and improve this, Jon. However, checking, between the time you received the documents and delivery, I had 12 messages to you on LINGO, but I admit there were 6 days while we waited for the delivery to take place when you had no updates. So, I have changed procedures and my system will now not let more than 3 days pass without an update. I appreciate that feedback, thanks. So pleased you still give me 10/10!

Apart from this, you are a chai expert with Ringtons, so I had loads of tea advice along the way :) Hope you enjoy the C5 immensely. Super customer, great fun! - Ling




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Customer Letter: 1439 / 1528
Dr says...
FORD FIESTAIt's been a really good experience for me as it was the first time I had taken a car on lease and definitely will go for it again through Ling. Service was prompt and excellent. Have already promoted and recommended LINGsCARS to a couple of friends. Excellent delivery, the Fiesta was brought on time as promised.

Dr Punekar
Address Withheld
Newcastle Upon Tyne
NE3 ***


Editor Note: Samad, thanks so much for the letter. You are a doctor very close to me, so: I hope I never have to meet you, hahaha! If I do, I hope your service is as good as mine and you keep me alive. Really pleased you are happy. I withhold your address as doctors can be targetted by druggie idiots. Enjoy the Fiesta! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1393 / 1528
David says...
FORD FIESTALeasing a car from LingsCars was the easiest and quickest way I have ever had. Top class secure system and update information given every day. Would not go anywhere else for my cars! Spot on delivery with a friendly service.

David Peareth
58 Woodside Gardens
Dunston
Gateshead
NE119RB


Editor Note: Peas, you are a skilled gardener with local council, so I went on Google Earth to show a pic of the very flower beds you maintain. In summer they are stunning:
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Good eh? Glad you love my service and the Fiesta. See you around, in Gateshead! - Ling




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Customer Letter: 1346 / 1528
Nina says...
 The service was fantastic, it was so fast and efficient. I love my new car and will be looking for a new deal as soon as my current agreement expires. Good delivery of my Peugeot 107, very pleasant and on time.

Nina Sexton
32 Edward Street
Pegswood
Morpeth
NE61 6UH


Editor Note: That is excellent, Nina! So happy you are so happy. You are not far from my office so I may see you driving around. It's lovely that you say you will be back. Please enjoy the 107! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1298 / 1528
Gavin says...
 The whole transaction went very smoothly. Nothing unexpected, very happy with the new Jag X-Type and the service from Ling and her team. I would recommend it. Excellent delivery, faultless. The dealer delivered exactly when they said they would.

Gavin Moffatt
32 Whitegates
Longhorsley
Morpeth
NE65 8UJ


Editor Note: Another great delivery from this supplier, they really are quite good. As a sales manager, I appreciate your comments about the transaction and process, Gav. Enjoy the bloody Jag! Sheepskin coat in the post :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1273 / 1528
Richard says...
 As a first time leaser, initially I was worried about doing this sort of business by computer. My first contact with Ling gave me peace of mind and relaxed me into the agreement process. There was always someone easy to contact by the internet. Always a very quick efficient response, I could not believe how quickly the whole process went. I have no problem recommending Ling and her site. Good delivery, the Volvo arrived at the agreed time. Thanks very much.

Richard Newman
16 Longbank
Wrekenton
Tyne And Wear
NE9 7HE


Editor Note: Richard, you are a Field Team Manager for N Power, so you know all about converting customers. I am glad I converted you :) The Volvo C30 is a great car at a cheap price, so you did well to choose this model. You relaxed into the cmputer ordering process, the graet thing about my system is there is a human always 2 minutes away (usually me) if you have any problem. See you in a few years :) Thanks again! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1259 / 1528
Michael says...
FORD FIESTALINGsCARS provides a fantastic, efficient service. My new Fiesta arrived on time and in perfect condition. I cannot fault anything! I have and will continue to recommend LINGsCARS to friends and family... to anyone I meet, really! Just wish I had found you sooner and I will never go anywhere else. Excellent delivery, car arrived in perfect condition.

Michael Sharpe
13 Rectory Dene
Morpeth
NE61 2TD


Editor Note: Yo, Mick! You are an Environmental Office with a new environmentally-friendly car! Blyth Valley Council should be proud you are reducing CO2 emissions in their area. It was strange to have a request for a wind turbine drive car, all you need to do is avoid low bridges with the propeller blades. Enjoy your new Fiesta! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1202 / 1528
Tanya says...
VAUXHALL CORSALing was extremely efficient to every query I had with regards to my order and kept me updated on progress. I've never known service like it. I'm very glad I choose your company. Delivery was good – but Ling is so efficient she makes delivery drivers look slow.

Tanya Akl
66 Main Crescent
Wallsend
Tyne and wear
NE28 8AG


Editor Note: Tan, yep, fast is good :) Why communicate slow when you can chat fast? Just like your racy little Corsa, eh? Hahaha. Thanks for comments on my service. Enjoy your Corsa! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1184 / 1528
Christopher says...
VAUXHALL CORSAFast, quirky and FANTASTIC customer service. We are delighted with our new Corsa and really impressed by your customer service. The whole process was stress-free impressively handled and it is fun to do business with you. We have recommended you to friends and family.

Car arrived in great condition at the time agreed. Comprehensive hand over. Thanks very much. Excellent.

Christopher Livsey
2 Red Lion Cottages
Whittingham Road
Glanton
NE66 4AS


Editor Note: Well, thanks for recommendations, Chris. You have a super cheap new lease car and I hope it gives you 3-years fantastic service. Thanks for being so brill to deal with. Not only that, but you are quite local to me, too. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1180 / 1528
Kevin says...
 Fabulous service, kept well informed and Lingo is the BEST! Thanks again for making the whole process painless and stress free. P.S. Sweets were out of date and the noodles were tasteless (joking!). Delivery was fantastic and efficient and on time.

Kevin Young
7 Kingston Close
Whitley Bay
Tyne And Wear
NE26 1JW


Editor Note: Kevin, actually the noodles WERE out of date and the sweets are sometimes horrible - they are collectors items! Did you EAT them??? WoW! :) You are a professional guy working for Barnados, and you visited me in my office. So, you can prove I exist, hahaha. I do not see many of my customers! Hope you love the SAAB and thanks for the kind words! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1145 / 1528
Leslie says...
 Excellent service, you get exactly what it says in the tin. Good cars at great prices. Keep watching the deals and you can find what you want! Excellent delivery, my new Audi A3 was delivered by a 73 year old gent in clean condition.

Leslie Turner
Address withheld
Hebburn
NE31 ***


Editor Note: Yep, great advice, keep watching the deals! Cars come and go, and sooner or later a bargain appears with just the kind of car you are looking for. Delivered by "boy racer", hahahaha. Audi deliveries are usually super, so no surprise there... unlike some. Glad you are happy. On my tin, Les, it says "Made in China" :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1142 / 1528
Christopher says...
 System was pretty good, in the crazy style of Ling. Service simple too. Delivery of my Citroen C2 was excellent - they did what they said.

Christopher Quickfall
Invate Ltd
Gateshead Ibc
Mulgrave Terrace
Gateshead
NE8 1AN


Editor Note: Chris, wow, you are so local to me! Not often I get local customers :). Hmmm, I can't decide if "System was pretty good" is good, or bad. I hope, good, I put a lot of work into my Lingo system! Thanks so much for being a fun customer to deal with. Enjoy the C2! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1099 / 1528
Neil says...
VAUXHALL CORSAI thought that Lingo was very easy to follow and very useful, especially live chat when you have a question, Ling responds very quickly. Ling was very helpful and kept me informed of what was going on. Loved the freebies through the post. Would recommend anybody to Ling, as she is lovely and friendly. Hope to speak to you soon. Excellent delivery of my Corsa, the dealer just rang and delivered as Ling said they would. Very helpful.

Neil Woodhead
51 Caesar Way
Wallsend
Newcastle
NE28 7JL


Editor Note: Neil, great, happy you are pleased. The freebies were poisonous, sorry about that. The Chinese sweets were infacted with the melamine, but it only harms small kids, not adults. Luckily, if you get ill, you work in a hospital. Hope to see you in 2-years for a new car! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1088 / 1528
Stephen says...
MAZDA MX-5I couldn't be happier with the Mazda MX5 and the service you gave in supplying the MX5. Nothing was a bother to you. You replied to my emails very very quickly and I have to say that your approach to car leasing gave me satisfaction and a laugh. Why would anyone ever buy a car??? See you again in 2 years 10 months for the next one. Thanks again! Excellent delivery, car delivered on time and even had petrol in it.

Stephen Forster
1 Reins Court
Hexham
NE46 3AU


Editor Note: Steve, so glad you had some petrol, hahaha, usually my cars are delivered with a small amount. But, hey, if dealer wants to give away free petrol, who am I to stop them? :) Enjoy the fast 2.0 MX5, you just have to wait for summer! Must make a nice change from your normal HGV you drive as a job. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1080 / 1528
Simon says...
 Brilliant service from Ling. Start to finish. I will be recommending to my staff. Excellent delivery, spot-on service.

Simon Mcmanus
15 Argus Close
Festival Park
Gateshead
NE11 9TA


Editor Note: Yo! What a short letter, but as you are Northern Regional Logistics Manager for Allied bakeries, I think you know what you are talking about, so I won't moan :). You are based in Gateshead, too! Your bakery is about 200 metres from my office! Great to deal with you, so happy you love the Merc CLC! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1075 / 1528
Les says...
 Ling gave excellent service from initial enquiry to delivery and post delivery. Her Lingo comms system is excellent and any problems answered fast! I have had many lease cars and her operation was light years ahead of anyone. I have had dealings with her previously and in all respects she is the best value. Average delivery, no contact from them at all.

Les Malley
Discount Fixings
The Old Scout Hut
Gayton Road, Sulgrave Ind Estate
Washington
NE37 3BW


Editor Note: Well, Les. I am pleasd you like my LINGO system, it is proving a massive success. It is the best in the car business. The Chrysler dealers do leave something to be desired, they are not the best in the business, being under extreme brand pressure in current market. You are so sweet as an MD to write nice things about me. You are quite local too. But, you have a hell of a car for the money! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1043 / 1528
Leslie says...
CarLing, thanks for a great service. Your team do a great job – even when you are away in “Gay Paris”. Management Today may be right about your alternative approach to website navigation but at the end of the day you provide the right provide the right product at the right price and most importantly – you keep in touch with your customers! Thanks. My Audi A3 was delivered on schedule in great condition.

Leslie Turner
Address withheld
South Tyneside
NE31 ***


Editor Note: Les, you are not too far from me but I've withheld your address due to security. The Audi supplier is really good and always helps me with extra good service. Yes, I have a really god team these days who can be relied on to provide the best service - Paris was bloody expensive, by the way! Of course I keep in touch, but I am not exceptional; it's every other leasing company being a bit hopeless that makes me look good. - Ling



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Wah! Search teams resume their hunt for seven-earth-years old happy birthday to you, Japanese boy whose parents said they left him alone in woods in Hokkaido as punishment. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 05:20



Wah! Immigration enforcement officials continuing to question 20 people, lah, including two children, lah, rescued from inflatable boat off Kent coast on Sunday. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 05:17



Wah! Labour Mayor of London (capital of Great England) Sadiq Khan is to share platform with Prime dodgy minister David Cameron on Monday to urge voters to back staying in EU. - news replorted 04:28



Wah! A Nepali soldier wins world's highest marathon on Mount Everest. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 04:12



Wah! The proposed sugar tax will "hit poorest families hardest" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) and should be scrapped, lah, Taxpayers' Alliance says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 03:10



Wah! US wingsuit pilot Jeb Corliss successfully hits target suspended over Great Wall of China. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 03:04



Wah! A huge manhunt is under way for one of Mexico's top silly kick-kick game stars, lah, Alan Pulido, lah, who has been kidnapped by armed group in northern border state of Tamaulipas. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:55



Wah! At least 35% of corals in northern and central parts of Australia's Great Barrier Reef having been destroyed by mass bleaching, lah, scientists warn. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 02:53



Wah! Japanese shares trading higher on Monday, lah, on hopes government will delay planned hike in nation's sales tax. - news replorted 02:16



Wah! The chief negotiator of Syria's main opposition umbrella group resigns over what bloody man called failure of UN-brokered peace talks. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:15



Wah! A woman is feared dead after crocodile attack in Australia's Daintree National Park. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 01:39



Wah! The UK's most expensive seaside town is Sandbanks in Dorset, lah, with average house price there nearly RMB Yuan #665,000, lah, according to report. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 01:32



Wah! The western African nation of Niger, lah, one of world's poorest countries, lah, is fighting terror threats on several fronts, lah, as BBC's Julian Keane discovers in its capital Niamey. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 01:18



Wah! Bristol Old Vic theatre, lah, oldest continuously working theatre in Britain, lah, marks its 250th anniversary. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 01:13



Wah! Edward Stourton examines America's long history of resistance to free trade, lah, and asks why it has again become such potent political force. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:58



Wah! Switzerland's forgotten role in saving WW1 lives - news replorted 00:54



Wah! Iraqi Kurds' extraordinary exodus, lah, 25 years on - news replorted 00:52



Wah! US female WW2 fighter pilots earn right to be buried with other veterans - news replorted 00:47



Wah! Artists highlight pollution in Manila's rivers - news replorted 00:43



Wah! Hazel Irvine presents highlights of final two rounds from PGA Championship, lah, held at Wentworth. - news replorted 00:42



Wah! Disputes within Conservative Party and migrants being rescued in bloody Engrish Channel make front pages. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:12



Wah! The teenager who smuggled PCs through Iron Curtain - news replorted 00:07



Wah! Artist's pet project transforms hedges - news replorted 00:07



Wah! MPs will investigate UK's 6,000 occupational pension schemes after question marks arise at BHS and British Steel. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 00:03



Wah! New figures suggest 63% of shoppers who bought women's clothes online in last six months sent at least one item back to retailers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:02



Wah! The World Trade Organisation's former director-general tells Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation that bloody annoying Blitish economy risks "huge blow" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) if it votes to leave EU on 23 June. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:01



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