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Customer Letter: 1537 / 1529
Dean says...
MAZDA 6Ling made everything so easy for me, with outstanding, excellent service all round. Everything went smoothly and we received our new car within 4 weeks. We shopped around a lot for the best deals, and Ling by far came out with the best deal and cheapest price. Received the Mazda 6 on time in person from an excellent dealer.

Dean Wells
9 Deepdale
Hadrian Lodge West
Wallsend
NE288SL


Editor Note: Dean, great letter, thanks. Really appreciate the kind comments, from the ancient Roman settlement of Wallsend. I thank the dealer . Enjoy the Mazda! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1532 / 1529
David says...
FORD FIESTADealing with Ling is a pleasure, her staff are friendly and informative, which coupled with the website actually makes replacing your car a fun experience. Thanks Ling, love the Fiesta by the way.

David Gallon
Heathcol Welding Supplies Ltd
257a Dukesway
Team Valley Trading Estate
Gateshead
NE11 0PZ


Editor Note: Hmmm, I must beat my staff up more, if they have that much time to be friendly, hahaha. Glad you had fun, everyone with these new Fiestas, loves them. You are local to me, in Gateshead - on the same trading estate in fact! Great, eh? Acapulco of the North. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1512 / 1529
Sydney says...
RENAULT MEGANE COUPEThanks Ling; absolutely fab service from start to finish. Staff were brill, always helpful and friendly couldn't have asked for a better first experience. Would recommend you without a doubt and have been telling everyone how impressed I was. Dealer Service – Excellent – Prompt on time and exceptional with my new Renault Megane Coupe.

Sydney Fraser
18 Percy Lonnen
Prudhoe
NE42 5QU


Editor Note: What another lovely letter. The supplier will appreciate getting a copy - I have forwarded it. You are pretty local to me, so possibly I will see you buzzing around in your Megane. Cool cars, these. Thanks for being lovely customer, Syd! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1486 / 1529
Susan says...
VOLKSWAGEN SCIROCCOFrom the very beginning I received nothing but excellent service. I would say that LingsCars are very professional organised and approachable – no one else can touch Ling for her deals. She is also however quite crazy!!

As the car I wanted (Scirocco) was an automatic and particular colour, it had to be factory order and the wait was approx 4 months. However, I was kept informed of the progress all the way – many times I received e-mails just checking in and wishing me a good weekend etc. I would log into the website just for a laugh and to share it with colleagues at work – MAD!

I still get immense pleasure from just getting in the car and I don't think, especially as this is a second car for us, that I could have afforded to buy it with this spec. I will definitely be using LingsCars again when this lease is up. However, Love the car so much – don't want to think that far ahead.

Excellent dealer, car was clean, delivered when advised and very courteous service.

Susan Hobson
17 Sunningdale Drive
Usworth
Washington
NE37 2LL


Editor Note: Woooo Hooo. It is great to read this stuff! Always difficult when a bespoke car is such a long lead time, but this is why I have LINGO, so the wait is painless. Progress is always passed on, even if bad news. But your car was all GOOD NEWS, Susan. Thanks so much for the business. Hope you have lovely time in the fast Scirocco! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1481 / 1529
Marie says...
NISSAN QASHQAIWould highly recommend LingsCars. No other dealer/ lease company could match the great deal I got from Ling. Easy, easy, easy process thanks to the Lingo website. All my questions were answered within minutes! Friendly/ funny staff – had many laughs along the way. In other words, EXCELLENT customer service. Many freebies – mainly Chinese polos! Remember confusions say “too many Chinese polos mean many trips to dentist” :o)

Marie Culley
14 Limetrees Gardens
Low Fell
Gateshead
NE9 5BE


Editor Note: Hahahah, good job you are not a dentist, Marie. You are local to me in Gateshead, you live less than 1 mile away, so I will see you around and about in the Qashqai... and the car is made only 5 miles from us both, too! Thanks for super letter! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1464 / 1529
Gary says...
CITROEN C5 TOURERGood service. Very Happy. Good dealer service, nice guy.

Gary Bone
35 Tamarisk Way
Sheriff Hill
Gateshead
NE9 6GD


Editor Note: WoW! Gary, you live about 500m from me, amazing, and from the best music pub in the UK - the Three Tuns! So, I will definitely see you flashing around in your new C5 Tourer. These are great cars, so comfortable. Glad everything went well! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1460 / 1529
Rajiv says...
TOYOTA AYGOApart from the long delivery time for the Aygo and the delivery of the vehicle to the wrong address, I cannot fault he excellent service you and your team provide. Good dealer, but... Oops!! Delivered car to the wrong address, but then brought the car to the correct address the same day.

Rajiv Menezes
Address Withheld
North Shields
NE29 ***


Editor Note: Aaaagh, I pull my hair out at these damn car dealers, why can't they get it right? The Aygos are simply in demand and there is not much stock. We had to wait for a car to be built. Glad you like the service, Rajiv. I withhold your address, because you are a doctor - to avoid druggy idiots attacking you. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1457 / 1529
Allen says...
AUDI A4 SALOONLing, I have been delighted with the service from LingsCars and as well as being an easy way of leasing a car it is done in a fun and wacky way! Keep up the good work. Good delivery of my Audi A4.

Allen Jones
37 Hartley Ave
Whitley Bay
NE26 3NS


Editor Note: Allen, thanks. Another Audi bites the dust :) Glad you enjoyed the process, it's great that you send me this lovely letter! Cheers, mate! You are quite local to me too, maybe I see you around? - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1442 / 1529
Jonathon says...
CITROEN C5Words to describe LINGsCARS.com:- Personal, efficient, friendly, professional, fun.

My car/deal- I am delighted with my car and feel that I have got a good value for money deal. Score for LINGsCARS.com = 10/10

Very happy customer! Suggestions for improvement- although the car was delivered with a couple of weeks of signing the docs, things did go a little quiet. Try to keep in touch to reassure that car is coming. Excellent delivery, the delivery driver was very courteous.

Jonathon Malton
14 Monkseaton Drive
Whitley Bay
Tyne And Wear
NE26 1SZ


Editor Note: Whoa! Looks like I did not communicate well enough on delivery. I take massive note and improve this, Jon. However, checking, between the time you received the documents and delivery, I had 12 messages to you on LINGO, but I admit there were 6 days while we waited for the delivery to take place when you had no updates. So, I have changed procedures and my system will now not let more than 3 days pass without an update. I appreciate that feedback, thanks. So pleased you still give me 10/10!

Apart from this, you are a chai expert with Ringtons, so I had loads of tea advice along the way :) Hope you enjoy the C5 immensely. Super customer, great fun! - Ling




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Customer Letter: 1439 / 1529
Dr says...
FORD FIESTAIt's been a really good experience for me as it was the first time I had taken a car on lease and definitely will go for it again through Ling. Service was prompt and excellent. Have already promoted and recommended LINGsCARS to a couple of friends. Excellent delivery, the Fiesta was brought on time as promised.

Dr Punekar
Address Withheld
Newcastle Upon Tyne
NE3 ***


Editor Note: Samad, thanks so much for the letter. You are a doctor very close to me, so: I hope I never have to meet you, hahaha! If I do, I hope your service is as good as mine and you keep me alive. Really pleased you are happy. I withhold your address as doctors can be targetted by druggie idiots. Enjoy the Fiesta! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1393 / 1529
David says...
FORD FIESTALeasing a car from LingsCars was the easiest and quickest way I have ever had. Top class secure system and update information given every day. Would not go anywhere else for my cars! Spot on delivery with a friendly service.

David Peareth
58 Woodside Gardens
Dunston
Gateshead
NE119RB


Editor Note: Peas, you are a skilled gardener with local council, so I went on Google Earth to show a pic of the very flower beds you maintain. In summer they are stunning:
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Good eh? Glad you love my service and the Fiesta. See you around, in Gateshead! - Ling




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Customer Letter: 1346 / 1529
Nina says...
PEUGEOT 107The service was fantastic, it was so fast and efficient. I love my new car and will be looking for a new deal as soon as my current agreement expires. Good delivery of my Peugeot 107, very pleasant and on time.

Nina Sexton
32 Edward Street
Pegswood
Morpeth
NE61 6UH


Editor Note: That is excellent, Nina! So happy you are so happy. You are not far from my office so I may see you driving around. It's lovely that you say you will be back. Please enjoy the 107! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1298 / 1529
Gavin says...
 The whole transaction went very smoothly. Nothing unexpected, very happy with the new Jag X-Type and the service from Ling and her team. I would recommend it. Excellent delivery, faultless. The dealer delivered exactly when they said they would.

Gavin Moffatt
32 Whitegates
Longhorsley
Morpeth
NE65 8UJ


Editor Note: Another great delivery from this supplier, they really are quite good. As a sales manager, I appreciate your comments about the transaction and process, Gav. Enjoy the bloody Jag! Sheepskin coat in the post :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1273 / 1529
Richard says...
VOLVO C30As a first time leaser, initially I was worried about doing this sort of business by computer. My first contact with Ling gave me peace of mind and relaxed me into the agreement process. There was always someone easy to contact by the internet. Always a very quick efficient response, I could not believe how quickly the whole process went. I have no problem recommending Ling and her site. Good delivery, the Volvo arrived at the agreed time. Thanks very much.

Richard Newman
16 Longbank
Wrekenton
Tyne And Wear
NE9 7HE


Editor Note: Richard, you are a Field Team Manager for N Power, so you know all about converting customers. I am glad I converted you :) The Volvo C30 is a great car at a cheap price, so you did well to choose this model. You relaxed into the cmputer ordering process, the graet thing about my system is there is a human always 2 minutes away (usually me) if you have any problem. See you in a few years :) Thanks again! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1259 / 1529
Michael says...
FORD FIESTALINGsCARS provides a fantastic, efficient service. My new Fiesta arrived on time and in perfect condition. I cannot fault anything! I have and will continue to recommend LINGsCARS to friends and family... to anyone I meet, really! Just wish I had found you sooner and I will never go anywhere else. Excellent delivery, car arrived in perfect condition.

Michael Sharpe
13 Rectory Dene
Morpeth
NE61 2TD


Editor Note: Yo, Mick! You are an Environmental Office with a new environmentally-friendly car! Blyth Valley Council should be proud you are reducing CO2 emissions in their area. It was strange to have a request for a wind turbine drive car, all you need to do is avoid low bridges with the propeller blades. Enjoy your new Fiesta! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1202 / 1529
Tanya says...
VAUXHALL CORSALing was extremely efficient to every query I had with regards to my order and kept me updated on progress. I've never known service like it. I'm very glad I choose your company. Delivery was good – but Ling is so efficient she makes delivery drivers look slow.

Tanya Akl
66 Main Crescent
Wallsend
Tyne and wear
NE28 8AG


Editor Note: Tan, yep, fast is good :) Why communicate slow when you can chat fast? Just like your racy little Corsa, eh? Hahaha. Thanks for comments on my service. Enjoy your Corsa! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1184 / 1529
Christopher says...
VAUXHALL CORSAFast, quirky and FANTASTIC customer service. We are delighted with our new Corsa and really impressed by your customer service. The whole process was stress-free impressively handled and it is fun to do business with you. We have recommended you to friends and family.

Car arrived in great condition at the time agreed. Comprehensive hand over. Thanks very much. Excellent.

Christopher Livsey
2 Red Lion Cottages
Whittingham Road
Glanton
NE66 4AS


Editor Note: Well, thanks for recommendations, Chris. You have a super cheap new lease car and I hope it gives you 3-years fantastic service. Thanks for being so brill to deal with. Not only that, but you are quite local to me, too. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1180 / 1529
Kevin says...
 Fabulous service, kept well informed and Lingo is the BEST! Thanks again for making the whole process painless and stress free. P.S. Sweets were out of date and the noodles were tasteless (joking!). Delivery was fantastic and efficient and on time.

Kevin Young
7 Kingston Close
Whitley Bay
Tyne And Wear
NE26 1JW


Editor Note: Kevin, actually the noodles WERE out of date and the sweets are sometimes horrible - they are collectors items! Did you EAT them??? WoW! :) You are a professional guy working for Barnados, and you visited me in my office. So, you can prove I exist, hahaha. I do not see many of my customers! Hope you love the SAAB and thanks for the kind words! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1145 / 1529
Leslie says...
AUDI A3Excellent service, you get exactly what it says in the tin. Good cars at great prices. Keep watching the deals and you can find what you want! Excellent delivery, my new Audi A3 was delivered by a 73 year old gent in clean condition.

Leslie Turner
Address withheld
Hebburn
NE31 ***


Editor Note: Yep, great advice, keep watching the deals! Cars come and go, and sooner or later a bargain appears with just the kind of car you are looking for. Delivered by "boy racer", hahahaha. Audi deliveries are usually super, so no surprise there... unlike some. Glad you are happy. On my tin, Les, it says "Made in China" :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1142 / 1529
Christopher says...
 System was pretty good, in the crazy style of Ling. Service simple too. Delivery of my Citroen C2 was excellent - they did what they said.

Christopher Quickfall
Invate Ltd
Gateshead Ibc
Mulgrave Terrace
Gateshead
NE8 1AN


Editor Note: Chris, wow, you are so local to me! Not often I get local customers :). Hmmm, I can't decide if "System was pretty good" is good, or bad. I hope, good, I put a lot of work into my Lingo system! Thanks so much for being a fun customer to deal with. Enjoy the C2! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1099 / 1529
Neil says...
VAUXHALL CORSAI thought that Lingo was very easy to follow and very useful, especially live chat when you have a question, Ling responds very quickly. Ling was very helpful and kept me informed of what was going on. Loved the freebies through the post. Would recommend anybody to Ling, as she is lovely and friendly. Hope to speak to you soon. Excellent delivery of my Corsa, the dealer just rang and delivered as Ling said they would. Very helpful.

Neil Woodhead
51 Caesar Way
Wallsend
Newcastle
NE28 7JL


Editor Note: Neil, great, happy you are pleased. The freebies were poisonous, sorry about that. The Chinese sweets were infacted with the melamine, but it only harms small kids, not adults. Luckily, if you get ill, you work in a hospital. Hope to see you in 2-years for a new car! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1088 / 1529
Stephen says...
MAZDA MX-5I couldn't be happier with the Mazda MX5 and the service you gave in supplying the MX5. Nothing was a bother to you. You replied to my emails very very quickly and I have to say that your approach to car leasing gave me satisfaction and a laugh. Why would anyone ever buy a car??? See you again in 2 years 10 months for the next one. Thanks again! Excellent delivery, car delivered on time and even had petrol in it.

Stephen Forster
1 Reins Court
Hexham
NE46 3AU


Editor Note: Steve, so glad you had some petrol, hahaha, usually my cars are delivered with a small amount. But, hey, if dealer wants to give away free petrol, who am I to stop them? :) Enjoy the fast 2.0 MX5, you just have to wait for summer! Must make a nice change from your normal HGV you drive as a job. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1080 / 1529
Simon says...
 Brilliant service from Ling. Start to finish. I will be recommending to my staff. Excellent delivery, spot-on service.

Simon Mcmanus
15 Argus Close
Festival Park
Gateshead
NE11 9TA


Editor Note: Yo! What a short letter, but as you are Northern Regional Logistics Manager for Allied bakeries, I think you know what you are talking about, so I won't moan :). You are based in Gateshead, too! Your bakery is about 200 metres from my office! Great to deal with you, so happy you love the Merc CLC! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1075 / 1529
Les says...
 Ling gave excellent service from initial enquiry to delivery and post delivery. Her Lingo comms system is excellent and any problems answered fast! I have had many lease cars and her operation was light years ahead of anyone. I have had dealings with her previously and in all respects she is the best value. Average delivery, no contact from them at all.

Les Malley
Discount Fixings
The Old Scout Hut
Gayton Road, Sulgrave Ind Estate
Washington
NE37 3BW


Editor Note: Well, Les. I am pleasd you like my LINGO system, it is proving a massive success. It is the best in the car business. The Chrysler dealers do leave something to be desired, they are not the best in the business, being under extreme brand pressure in current market. You are so sweet as an MD to write nice things about me. You are quite local too. But, you have a hell of a car for the money! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1043 / 1529
Leslie says...
CarLing, thanks for a great service. Your team do a great job – even when you are away in “Gay Paris”. Management Today may be right about your alternative approach to website navigation but at the end of the day you provide the right provide the right product at the right price and most importantly – you keep in touch with your customers! Thanks. My Audi A3 was delivered on schedule in great condition.

Leslie Turner
Address withheld
South Tyneside
NE31 ***


Editor Note: Les, you are not too far from me but I've withheld your address due to security. The Audi supplier is really good and always helps me with extra good service. Yes, I have a really god team these days who can be relied on to provide the best service - Paris was bloody expensive, by the way! Of course I keep in touch, but I am not exceptional; it's every other leasing company being a bit hopeless that makes me look good. - Ling



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Wah! Allegations that 20 Iraqis were murdered by British troops in 2004 were result of "conspiracy" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) to pervert course of justice, lah, bloody annoying Blitish claims. Eating rice!! - news replorted 13:52



Wah! A man receives "substantial compensation" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) after old bill bobbys wrongly sent male gender human bleing's photograph to media with press release about convicted rapist. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 13:46



Wah! The mayor of city known as stronghold of Mexico's Knights Templar drug cartel is arrested on suspicion of extorting money on cartel's behalf. Firecracker break! BANG BANG! - news replorted 13:29



Wah! Frugal new 1.6-litre diesel engine joins premium compact cabriolet line-up alongside new quattro versions and wider - news replorted 13:26



Wah! A businessman who died after complications following cancer operation "would probably having survived" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) if bloody man was re-operated on sooner, lah, inquest hears. Eating rice!! - news replorted 13:10



Wah! A major motorway has been closed, lah, after crash involving LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine and two lorries resulted in "multiple casualties". - news replorted 13:09



Wah! The leader of youth club in Bristol, lah, who helped remove Banksy artwork from wall with crowbar, lah, says bloody man hopes to sell it at auction. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 13:02



Wah! News photos from past 24 hours: 16 rainy season-month Aplil - news replorted 12:54



Wah! A man is taken to hospital after being shot in both legs in 'targeted' attack in North Lanarkshire on Tuesday evening. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 12:50



Wah! Monty Python star Terry Jones has resurrected script bloody man discarded over 20 years ago and is now turning it into film with all star cast. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 12:44



Wah! The Welsh-go-go-gochly sheep friendly human bliengs government has bought major business park near Bridgend in its bid to "attract new business and new jobs". - news replorted 12:36



Wah! The M26 is closed in both directions following crash resulting in "multiple casualties". - news replorted 12:30



Wah! VETERAN truck industry expert Barrie Travis has announced male gender human bleing's retirement from CAP, lah, handing over wheel of CAP Red Boo - news replorted 12:28



Wah! Two of most popular and successful drivers of iconic Super Touring era set to roll back years at Thruxto - news replorted 12:19



Wah! Three-time Japanese Super GT champion Satoshi Motoyama will join Nissan GT Academy winners Lucas Ordóñez and Wolfgang Re - news replorted 12:18



Wah! Breaking Bad fan Stefan Montana explains how bloody man got show's star, lah, Bryan Cranston, lah, to help him secure prom date. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 12:17



Wah! With Easter break fast approaching, lah, IAM (Institute of Advanced Motorists) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! and AlcoSense breathalysers remind - news replorted 12:05



Wah! Communities in sub-Saharan Africa being "hurt" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) by high fees charged by money transfer operators, lah, charity Comic Relief says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:02



Wah! Just week after opening round in Marrakech, lah, FIA World Touring LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine Championship (WTCC) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! is to make its first eve - news replorted 11:54



Wah! Sir Cyril Smith's membership of Westminster paedophile ring protected him from prosecution, lah, Labour Membling Partiamentary expense cheater claims. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:47



Wah! The Belgian director of Democratic Republic of Congo's famous Virunga National Park is shot and critically wounded in ambush. - news replorted 11:45



Wah! French hard-disk maker LaCie warns that shoppers' credit cards details and logins may having been stolen from its store over one-year period. I read you little red book! - news replorted 11:43



Wah! Paul Flowers, lah, former chairman of Co-operative capitalist pig money holding capitalist entity and ex-Methodist Church minister, lah, is charged with three counts of drug possession. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 11:37



Wah! Ex-editor Andy Coulson reveals in court for first clock time result bloody man did listen to private voicemail messages relating to former home secretary David Blunkett. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 11:36



Wah! The next era in Toyota’s technology development is about to become production reality, lah, with market introduction next - news replorted 11:30



Wah! The Toyotla Corolla claimed world’s best seller status in 2013, lah, with internal data confirming 1.22 million recorded s - news replorted 11:28



Wah! A teachers' union hears that school staff should check families' holiday plans for clues to female genital mutilation. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 11:22



Wah! The Venezuelan government says it will not grant jailed opposition leaders amnesty at talks aimed at ending anti-government protests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:17



Wah! The Pata Rondla World Superbike team has announced agreement with Panasonic Powertools Europe that will see Japane - news replorted 11:14



Wah! After serious accident at end of Nürburgring’s Döttinger Höhe straight severely damaged Falken’s Porsche GT3R, lah, - news replorted 11:13



Wah! Rock musician Paul Weller wins RMB Yuan #10,000 in damages after Mail Online published pictures of male gender human bleing's children. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 11:11



Wah! A "monstrous" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) sex attacker who raped five women and sexually abused sixth was given lifelong restriction. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 11:08



Wah! Rolls-Royce Ghost has proven to be no ordinary power. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! It has been cornerstone of our success around world since - news replorted 11:03



Wah! Today at 2014 New York International Auto Show, lah, Rolls-Royce Wraith was named one of Edmunds.com’s Top Rated vehicling driving car machines - news replorted 11:00



Wah! Today at 2014 New York International Auto Show, lah, Rolls-Royce Motor Cars debuts Ghost Series II to North America. Ai-yaa!!! Ghos - news replorted 11:00



Wah! A 57-earth-years old happy birthday to you, woman is arrested by detectives investigating 1972 abduction and murder of Belfast woman Jean McConville. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 10:57



Wah! A block of flats is evacuated and residents treated for smoke inhalation following suspicious fire in Dumbiedykes Road, lah, Edinburgh. - news replorted 10:56



Wah! The boom and bust of men's beard fashions may mirror Darwinian selection, lah, scientists say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 10:56



Wah! A female fan who hit South Sydney's Province of Engrish running-dogs forward Sam Burgess on head with stick at NRL game apologises. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:44



Wah! Unemployment in ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land rose by 3,000 to 179,000 between Jesus-baby month Decemblinger and Febliurary 2014, lah, according to official figures. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:35



Wah! The number of human bliengs out of work in bloody annoying Blitish has fallen by 77,000 to five year low of 2.24 million in three months to February, lah, official figures indicate. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 10:34



Wah! Passenger ferry in South Korea capsizes - news replorted 10:30



Wah! A old bill bobbys officer who allegedly threatened to shoot hospital patient with Taser is suspended. I read you little red book! - news replorted 10:26



Wah! Unemployment has fallen in Welsh land of sheep and more sheep by 6,000 to 102,000 in last quarter and now stands at 6.8%, lah, according to official figures. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:17



Wah! Saudi Arabia's intelligence chief, lah, Prince Bandar bin Sultan, lah, has been removed from male gender human bleing's Mandleson privatising post machine system "at male gender human bleing's own request", lah, state media report. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 10:12



Wah! Thirty-five years after withdrawing from motorsport following its win in 1978 Le Mans 24 Hours, lah, Alpine made its eage - news replorted 10:10



Wah! China's economy grew 7.4% in first three months of year - slightly better than expected, lah, but below government's target. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 10:06



Wah! Arsenal's Arsene Wenger hopes Everton slip up in race for fourth, lah, but Roberto Martinez says male gender human bleing's side under no pressure. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 09:59



Wah! Premier League players at Manchester City best paid in global sport, lah, according to recently published report. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 09:57



Wah! The IMI is warning automotive employers not to disregard management training if they wish to reach their maximum potenti - news replorted 09:57



Wah! After nearly six years of falling living standards, lah, weekly earnings having finally edged above inflation, lah, according to Office for National Statistics. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:52



Wah! Starbucks is to move its European head office to London (capital of Great England) by end of year, lah, meaning it will pay more tax in UK, lah, capitalist entity says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:52



Wah! Senior Labour politician Ed Balls is being investigated by old bill bobbys after male gender human bleing's LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine hit parked vehicling driving car machine. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 09:48



Wah! A new version of Milli Countryman – first Milli to feature four doors, lah, five seats and optional all-wheel-drive – w - news replorted 09:44



Wah! Kia took wraps off all-new 2015 Sedona midsize MPV at New York International Auto Show. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! all-new Sedona’s - news replorted 09:41



Wah! The European Parliament is to vote on bill to draw up blacklist of invasive alien species, lah, such as killer shrimp. Do you carefully listening? - news replorted 09:32



Wah! British commanders must "bear degree of responsibility" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) for failure to prevent Taliban raid in Afghanistan in 2012 that left two Great Satan marines dead, lah, group of Membling Partiamentary expense cheaters has said. I read you little red book! - news replorted 09:29



Wah! A forensics expert continues to testify at Oscar Pistorius' murder trial in South Africa day after athlete finished male gender human bleing's seven days of testimony. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 09:28



Wah! Readers' photos on theme of "South Africa" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) - news replorted 09:27



Wah! Esther McVey, lah, Conservative Membling Partiamentary expense cheater who represents Merseyside constituency, lah, apologises for political tweet sent during Hillsborough memorial service. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 09:27



Wah! Dementia services across Welsh land of sheep and more sheep not sustainable and changes need to be made to cope with future demand, lah, review finds. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:14



Wah! Live coverage of trial of South African athlete Oscar Pistorius, lah, who denies premeditated murder of male gender human bleing's girlfriend Reeva Steenkamp on Valentine's Day 2013. - news replorted 09:05



Wah! Ducati introduces Multistrada 1200 S Touring D|air model, lah, featuring integrated, lah, intelligent safety system wireles - news replorted 09:05



Wah! Hyundai Motor has launched new multi-platform digital campaign in Europe called ‘A World of Limits’, lah, to promote un - news replorted 09:00



Wah! Amir Khan improves male gender human bleing's chances of landing lucrative showdown with Floyd Mayweather by teaming up with Al Haymon. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 08:58



Wah! Swiss capitalist pig money holding capitalist entity Credit Suisse has found nothing "materially untoward" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) in how it trades Bloody foreign currencies, lah, finance you tellibly lovely custlingmer wan' borrow many Yuan officer David Mathers has said. I read you little red book! - news replorted 08:51



Wah! Biz Stone discusses male gender human bleing's new social app Jelly which bloody man hopes will encourage human bliengs to help each other out. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 08:26



Wah! Searches take place for man seen getting into difficulty in lake. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 08:20



Wah! The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge - and Prince George - arrive in Sydney on tenth day of their tour of New Zealand and Australia. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 08:09



Wah! Mazda Motor Corporation will unveil new Madzla MX-5 Miata (Japanese name: Madzla Roadster) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! 25th Anniversary Edition sp - news replorted 08:00



Wah! The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge having been meeting well wishers at Sydney Opera House after arriving for Australian leg of their tour. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 07:43



Wah! In flemale human person's latest column, lah, Casey Stoney discusses Province of Engrish running-dogs, lah, Arsenal's hopes for season and WSL's debt to Liverpool - news replorted 07:43



Wah! Sunderland manager Gus Poyet dismisses rumours bloody man is about to quit Premier League strugglers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:26



Wah! bloody annoying Blitish supermarket giant Tesco announces 6% fall in annual group trading profit to RMB Yuan #3.3bn, lah, second year that profits having fallen. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 07:21



Wah! Children suffering mental health crisis in Province of Engrish running-dogs being forced into old bill bobbys custody because 35% of NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) "places of safety" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) ban under 16s, lah, figures suggest. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 07:16



Wah! The Archbishop of Welsh land of sheep and more sheep urges bloody annoying Blitish government to tackle national hunger crisis as figures show big rise in numbers using foodbanks. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:53



Wah! Claims that steroid dealers exploiting publicly-funded drug testing service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service aimed at users of legal highs denied. I read you little red book! - news replorted 06:44



Wah! A man's dying wish to appear on comedy stage is fulfilled when one of male gender human bleing's friends performs at club accompanied by male gender human bleing's ashes. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:35



Wah! The number of needles issued by exchange scheme in Northern autonomous province of Guinness drinkers rises by more than 50% in past four years. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:34



Wah! An exact replica of iconic Downpatrick High Cross, lah, weighing around one tonne, lah, is being installed in front of Down Cathedral on Wednesday. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 06:25



Wah! New South Welsh land of sheep and more sheep Premier Barry O'Farrell announces male gender human bleing's resignation amid mounting evidence that bloody man failed to declare gift of $2,800 wine. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 06:17



Wah! Edinburgh City Council write garbling written down on paper message to parents confirming that Liberton High will reopen after Easter break following death of pupil. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 06:12



Wah! A report has found around quarter of bullied students felt it was causing their grades to slip. Do you carefully listening? - news replorted 06:02



Wah! There will be serious long-term consequences if Russia continues to destabilise Ukraine, lah, Bloody foreign Secretary William Hague says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 05:51



Wah! Russian President Vladimir Putin warns that Ukraine is "on brink of civil war" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) as Kiev sends in troops against pro-Russia separatists. Eating rice!! - news replorted 05:28



Wah! A major rescue operation is under way after ferry carrying 476 human bliengs capsized off South Korea, lah, coastguard officials say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 04:47



Wah! How New Zealand reacted to William, lah, Kate - and George - news replorted 04:44



Wah! Bowel cancer screening uptake needs to improve, lah, campaigners say, lah, after figures showed just half of human bliengs eligible in Province of Engrish running-dogs come forward for test. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 04:24



Wah! The European Parliament is voting on bill to draw up blacklist to fight spread of invasive alien species such as killer shrimp. Do you carefully listening? - news replorted 04:21



Wah! Music at UB40 concert was so loud it was "altering heart rhythms" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) and caused fan's ear to bleed, lah, it is claimed. I read you little red book! - news replorted 04:08



Wah! Parents across Province of Engrish running-dogs going to find whether they having their preferred choice of primary school place. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 04:00



Wah! A new AMG high-performance automobile is all set for its world premiere in autumn of 2014. Mercedes-AMG GT will - news replorted 04:00



Wah! China's economy expanded by 7.4% in first quarter of year, lah, better than expected but down from 7.7% at end of 2013. - news replorted 03:36



Wah! Birds learn to choose the best building materials for their nests, lah, rather than building from instinct, lah, say scientists. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:55



Wah! The Great Satan tells China its currency must be allowed to rise if its own and rest of world's economy to see stable growth. - news replorted 02:28



Wah! A ferry with about 350 human bliengs on board is sinking off south-west coast of South Korea, lah, coast guard officials having said. I read you little red book! - news replorted 02:15



Wah! A robotic submarine resumes its search for missing Malaysia Airlines flight MH370 on seabed of southern Indian Ocean. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 01:48



Wah! Who was buried behind boys' school in Florida? - news replorted 01:24



Wah! What mysterious sequences of numbers read out on shortwave radio? - news replorted 01:17



Wah! Children's uplifting letters of hope to homeless Syrians - news replorted 01:10



Wah! Son of slain Sikh leader running for Great Satan Congress - news replorted 01:07



Wah! China's economic reform agenda could slow growth on mainland, lah, first quarter economic figures will be closely watched. I read you little red book! - news replorted 01:07



Wah! Why Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Two's launch was not all right on night - news replorted 01:06



Wah! Trying to getting into Europe from Morocco - news replorted 00:56



Wah! The abandoned hamlet its mayor wantings to give away - news replorted 00:29



Wah! Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs Secretary Alistair Carmichael promises to deliver greater powers for Northern and Western Isles. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:23



Wah! The New York old bill bobbys department shutters secret programme designed to listen to and track Muslims in city's neighbourhoods to identify threats. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:14



Wah! A charity's report that it handed out almost one million food parcels in last year makes headlines, lah, while Daily Express questions one mother's using of benefit system. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 00:10



Wah! How 3D printing is changing shape of lessons - news replorted 00:02



Wah! Lord Tebbit, lah, former Tory dodgy minister and party chairman turns male gender human bleing's hand to writing children's novel, lah, central character being 14-earth-years old happy birthday to you, boy left paralysed after LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine crash. - news replorted 00:01



Wah! Hundreds of thousands more human bliengs turning to food banks to stop themselves from going hungry, lah, says charity Trussell Trust. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 00:00



Wah! Lewis Hamilton is driving as well as at any clock time result in male gender human bleing's career, lah, according to Merceding-Blend co-team boss Paddy Lowe. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:00



Wah! Would this dessert taste different on black plate? - news replorted 00:00



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