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Customer Letter: 1537 / 1528
Dean says...
MAZDA 6Ling made everything so easy for me, with outstanding, excellent service all round. Everything went smoothly and we received our new car within 4 weeks. We shopped around a lot for the best deals, and Ling by far came out with the best deal and cheapest price. Received the Mazda 6 on time in person from an excellent dealer.

Dean Wells
9 Deepdale
Hadrian Lodge West
Wallsend
NE288SL


Editor Note: Dean, great letter, thanks. Really appreciate the kind comments, from the ancient Roman settlement of Wallsend. I thank the dealer . Enjoy the Mazda! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1532 / 1528
David says...
FORD FIESTADealing with Ling is a pleasure, her staff are friendly and informative, which coupled with the website actually makes replacing your car a fun experience. Thanks Ling, love the Fiesta by the way.

David Gallon
Heathcol Welding Supplies Ltd
257a Dukesway
Team Valley Trading Estate
Gateshead
NE11 0PZ


Editor Note: Hmmm, I must beat my staff up more, if they have that much time to be friendly, hahaha. Glad you had fun, everyone with these new Fiestas, loves them. You are local to me, in Gateshead - on the same trading estate in fact! Great, eh? Acapulco of the North. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1512 / 1528
Sydney says...
RENAULT MEGANE COUPEThanks Ling; absolutely fab service from start to finish. Staff were brill, always helpful and friendly couldn't have asked for a better first experience. Would recommend you without a doubt and have been telling everyone how impressed I was. Dealer Service – Excellent – Prompt on time and exceptional with my new Renault Megane Coupe.

Sydney Fraser
18 Percy Lonnen
Prudhoe
NE42 5QU


Editor Note: What another lovely letter. The supplier will appreciate getting a copy - I have forwarded it. You are pretty local to me, so possibly I will see you buzzing around in your Megane. Cool cars, these. Thanks for being lovely customer, Syd! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1486 / 1528
Susan says...
VOLKSWAGEN SCIROCCOFrom the very beginning I received nothing but excellent service. I would say that LingsCars are very professional organised and approachable – no one else can touch Ling for her deals. She is also however quite crazy!!

As the car I wanted (Scirocco) was an automatic and particular colour, it had to be factory order and the wait was approx 4 months. However, I was kept informed of the progress all the way – many times I received e-mails just checking in and wishing me a good weekend etc. I would log into the website just for a laugh and to share it with colleagues at work – MAD!

I still get immense pleasure from just getting in the car and I don't think, especially as this is a second car for us, that I could have afforded to buy it with this spec. I will definitely be using LingsCars again when this lease is up. However, Love the car so much – don't want to think that far ahead.

Excellent dealer, car was clean, delivered when advised and very courteous service.

Susan Hobson
17 Sunningdale Drive
Usworth
Washington
NE37 2LL


Editor Note: Woooo Hooo. It is great to read this stuff! Always difficult when a bespoke car is such a long lead time, but this is why I have LINGO, so the wait is painless. Progress is always passed on, even if bad news. But your car was all GOOD NEWS, Susan. Thanks so much for the business. Hope you have lovely time in the fast Scirocco! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1481 / 1528
Marie says...
NISSAN QASHQAIWould highly recommend LingsCars. No other dealer/ lease company could match the great deal I got from Ling. Easy, easy, easy process thanks to the Lingo website. All my questions were answered within minutes! Friendly/ funny staff – had many laughs along the way. In other words, EXCELLENT customer service. Many freebies – mainly Chinese polos! Remember confusions say “too many Chinese polos mean many trips to dentist” :o)

Marie Culley
14 Limetrees Gardens
Low Fell
Gateshead
NE9 5BE


Editor Note: Hahahah, good job you are not a dentist, Marie. You are local to me in Gateshead, you live less than 1 mile away, so I will see you around and about in the Qashqai... and the car is made only 5 miles from us both, too! Thanks for super letter! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1464 / 1528
Gary says...
CITROEN C5 TOURERGood service. Very Happy. Good dealer service, nice guy.

Gary Bone
35 Tamarisk Way
Sheriff Hill
Gateshead
NE9 6GD


Editor Note: WoW! Gary, you live about 500m from me, amazing, and from the best music pub in the UK - the Three Tuns! So, I will definitely see you flashing around in your new C5 Tourer. These are great cars, so comfortable. Glad everything went well! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1460 / 1528
Rajiv says...
TOYOTA AYGOApart from the long delivery time for the Aygo and the delivery of the vehicle to the wrong address, I cannot fault he excellent service you and your team provide. Good dealer, but... Oops!! Delivered car to the wrong address, but then brought the car to the correct address the same day.

Rajiv Menezes
Address Withheld
North Shields
NE29 ***


Editor Note: Aaaagh, I pull my hair out at these damn car dealers, why can't they get it right? The Aygos are simply in demand and there is not much stock. We had to wait for a car to be built. Glad you like the service, Rajiv. I withhold your address, because you are a doctor - to avoid druggy idiots attacking you. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1457 / 1528
Allen says...
AUDI A4 SALOONLing, I have been delighted with the service from LingsCars and as well as being an easy way of leasing a car it is done in a fun and wacky way! Keep up the good work. Good delivery of my Audi A4.

Allen Jones
37 Hartley Ave
Whitley Bay
NE26 3NS


Editor Note: Allen, thanks. Another Audi bites the dust :) Glad you enjoyed the process, it's great that you send me this lovely letter! Cheers, mate! You are quite local to me too, maybe I see you around? - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1442 / 1528
Jonathon says...
CITROEN C5Words to describe LINGsCARS.com:- Personal, efficient, friendly, professional, fun.

My car/deal- I am delighted with my car and feel that I have got a good value for money deal. Score for LINGsCARS.com = 10/10

Very happy customer! Suggestions for improvement- although the car was delivered with a couple of weeks of signing the docs, things did go a little quiet. Try to keep in touch to reassure that car is coming. Excellent delivery, the delivery driver was very courteous.

Jonathon Malton
14 Monkseaton Drive
Whitley Bay
Tyne And Wear
NE26 1SZ


Editor Note: Whoa! Looks like I did not communicate well enough on delivery. I take massive note and improve this, Jon. However, checking, between the time you received the documents and delivery, I had 12 messages to you on LINGO, but I admit there were 6 days while we waited for the delivery to take place when you had no updates. So, I have changed procedures and my system will now not let more than 3 days pass without an update. I appreciate that feedback, thanks. So pleased you still give me 10/10!

Apart from this, you are a chai expert with Ringtons, so I had loads of tea advice along the way :) Hope you enjoy the C5 immensely. Super customer, great fun! - Ling




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Customer Letter: 1439 / 1528
Dr says...
FORD FIESTAIt's been a really good experience for me as it was the first time I had taken a car on lease and definitely will go for it again through Ling. Service was prompt and excellent. Have already promoted and recommended LINGsCARS to a couple of friends. Excellent delivery, the Fiesta was brought on time as promised.

Dr Punekar
Address Withheld
Newcastle Upon Tyne
NE3 ***


Editor Note: Samad, thanks so much for the letter. You are a doctor very close to me, so: I hope I never have to meet you, hahaha! If I do, I hope your service is as good as mine and you keep me alive. Really pleased you are happy. I withhold your address as doctors can be targetted by druggie idiots. Enjoy the Fiesta! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1393 / 1528
David says...
FORD FIESTALeasing a car from LingsCars was the easiest and quickest way I have ever had. Top class secure system and update information given every day. Would not go anywhere else for my cars! Spot on delivery with a friendly service.

David Peareth
58 Woodside Gardens
Dunston
Gateshead
NE119RB


Editor Note: Peas, you are a skilled gardener with local council, so I went on Google Earth to show a pic of the very flower beds you maintain. In summer they are stunning:
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Good eh? Glad you love my service and the Fiesta. See you around, in Gateshead! - Ling




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Customer Letter: 1346 / 1528
Nina says...
PEUGEOT 107The service was fantastic, it was so fast and efficient. I love my new car and will be looking for a new deal as soon as my current agreement expires. Good delivery of my Peugeot 107, very pleasant and on time.

Nina Sexton
32 Edward Street
Pegswood
Morpeth
NE61 6UH


Editor Note: That is excellent, Nina! So happy you are so happy. You are not far from my office so I may see you driving around. It's lovely that you say you will be back. Please enjoy the 107! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1298 / 1528
Gavin says...
 The whole transaction went very smoothly. Nothing unexpected, very happy with the new Jag X-Type and the service from Ling and her team. I would recommend it. Excellent delivery, faultless. The dealer delivered exactly when they said they would.

Gavin Moffatt
32 Whitegates
Longhorsley
Morpeth
NE65 8UJ


Editor Note: Another great delivery from this supplier, they really are quite good. As a sales manager, I appreciate your comments about the transaction and process, Gav. Enjoy the bloody Jag! Sheepskin coat in the post :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1273 / 1528
Richard says...
 As a first time leaser, initially I was worried about doing this sort of business by computer. My first contact with Ling gave me peace of mind and relaxed me into the agreement process. There was always someone easy to contact by the internet. Always a very quick efficient response, I could not believe how quickly the whole process went. I have no problem recommending Ling and her site. Good delivery, the Volvo arrived at the agreed time. Thanks very much.

Richard Newman
16 Longbank
Wrekenton
Tyne And Wear
NE9 7HE


Editor Note: Richard, you are a Field Team Manager for N Power, so you know all about converting customers. I am glad I converted you :) The Volvo C30 is a great car at a cheap price, so you did well to choose this model. You relaxed into the cmputer ordering process, the graet thing about my system is there is a human always 2 minutes away (usually me) if you have any problem. See you in a few years :) Thanks again! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1259 / 1528
Michael says...
FORD FIESTALINGsCARS provides a fantastic, efficient service. My new Fiesta arrived on time and in perfect condition. I cannot fault anything! I have and will continue to recommend LINGsCARS to friends and family... to anyone I meet, really! Just wish I had found you sooner and I will never go anywhere else. Excellent delivery, car arrived in perfect condition.

Michael Sharpe
13 Rectory Dene
Morpeth
NE61 2TD


Editor Note: Yo, Mick! You are an Environmental Office with a new environmentally-friendly car! Blyth Valley Council should be proud you are reducing CO2 emissions in their area. It was strange to have a request for a wind turbine drive car, all you need to do is avoid low bridges with the propeller blades. Enjoy your new Fiesta! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1202 / 1528
Tanya says...
VAUXHALL CORSALing was extremely efficient to every query I had with regards to my order and kept me updated on progress. I've never known service like it. I'm very glad I choose your company. Delivery was good – but Ling is so efficient she makes delivery drivers look slow.

Tanya Akl
66 Main Crescent
Wallsend
Tyne and wear
NE28 8AG


Editor Note: Tan, yep, fast is good :) Why communicate slow when you can chat fast? Just like your racy little Corsa, eh? Hahaha. Thanks for comments on my service. Enjoy your Corsa! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1184 / 1528
Christopher says...
VAUXHALL CORSAFast, quirky and FANTASTIC customer service. We are delighted with our new Corsa and really impressed by your customer service. The whole process was stress-free impressively handled and it is fun to do business with you. We have recommended you to friends and family.

Car arrived in great condition at the time agreed. Comprehensive hand over. Thanks very much. Excellent.

Christopher Livsey
2 Red Lion Cottages
Whittingham Road
Glanton
NE66 4AS


Editor Note: Well, thanks for recommendations, Chris. You have a super cheap new lease car and I hope it gives you 3-years fantastic service. Thanks for being so brill to deal with. Not only that, but you are quite local to me, too. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1180 / 1528
Kevin says...
 Fabulous service, kept well informed and Lingo is the BEST! Thanks again for making the whole process painless and stress free. P.S. Sweets were out of date and the noodles were tasteless (joking!). Delivery was fantastic and efficient and on time.

Kevin Young
7 Kingston Close
Whitley Bay
Tyne And Wear
NE26 1JW


Editor Note: Kevin, actually the noodles WERE out of date and the sweets are sometimes horrible - they are collectors items! Did you EAT them??? WoW! :) You are a professional guy working for Barnados, and you visited me in my office. So, you can prove I exist, hahaha. I do not see many of my customers! Hope you love the SAAB and thanks for the kind words! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1145 / 1528
Leslie says...
AUDI A3Excellent service, you get exactly what it says in the tin. Good cars at great prices. Keep watching the deals and you can find what you want! Excellent delivery, my new Audi A3 was delivered by a 73 year old gent in clean condition.

Leslie Turner
Address withheld
Hebburn
NE31 ***


Editor Note: Yep, great advice, keep watching the deals! Cars come and go, and sooner or later a bargain appears with just the kind of car you are looking for. Delivered by "boy racer", hahahaha. Audi deliveries are usually super, so no surprise there... unlike some. Glad you are happy. On my tin, Les, it says "Made in China" :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1142 / 1528
Christopher says...
 System was pretty good, in the crazy style of Ling. Service simple too. Delivery of my Citroen C2 was excellent - they did what they said.

Christopher Quickfall
Invate Ltd
Gateshead Ibc
Mulgrave Terrace
Gateshead
NE8 1AN


Editor Note: Chris, wow, you are so local to me! Not often I get local customers :). Hmmm, I can't decide if "System was pretty good" is good, or bad. I hope, good, I put a lot of work into my Lingo system! Thanks so much for being a fun customer to deal with. Enjoy the C2! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1099 / 1528
Neil says...
VAUXHALL CORSAI thought that Lingo was very easy to follow and very useful, especially live chat when you have a question, Ling responds very quickly. Ling was very helpful and kept me informed of what was going on. Loved the freebies through the post. Would recommend anybody to Ling, as she is lovely and friendly. Hope to speak to you soon. Excellent delivery of my Corsa, the dealer just rang and delivered as Ling said they would. Very helpful.

Neil Woodhead
51 Caesar Way
Wallsend
Newcastle
NE28 7JL


Editor Note: Neil, great, happy you are pleased. The freebies were poisonous, sorry about that. The Chinese sweets were infacted with the melamine, but it only harms small kids, not adults. Luckily, if you get ill, you work in a hospital. Hope to see you in 2-years for a new car! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1088 / 1528
Stephen says...
MAZDA MX-5I couldn't be happier with the Mazda MX5 and the service you gave in supplying the MX5. Nothing was a bother to you. You replied to my emails very very quickly and I have to say that your approach to car leasing gave me satisfaction and a laugh. Why would anyone ever buy a car??? See you again in 2 years 10 months for the next one. Thanks again! Excellent delivery, car delivered on time and even had petrol in it.

Stephen Forster
1 Reins Court
Hexham
NE46 3AU


Editor Note: Steve, so glad you had some petrol, hahaha, usually my cars are delivered with a small amount. But, hey, if dealer wants to give away free petrol, who am I to stop them? :) Enjoy the fast 2.0 MX5, you just have to wait for summer! Must make a nice change from your normal HGV you drive as a job. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1080 / 1528
Simon says...
 Brilliant service from Ling. Start to finish. I will be recommending to my staff. Excellent delivery, spot-on service.

Simon Mcmanus
15 Argus Close
Festival Park
Gateshead
NE11 9TA


Editor Note: Yo! What a short letter, but as you are Northern Regional Logistics Manager for Allied bakeries, I think you know what you are talking about, so I won't moan :). You are based in Gateshead, too! Your bakery is about 200 metres from my office! Great to deal with you, so happy you love the Merc CLC! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1075 / 1528
Les says...
 Ling gave excellent service from initial enquiry to delivery and post delivery. Her Lingo comms system is excellent and any problems answered fast! I have had many lease cars and her operation was light years ahead of anyone. I have had dealings with her previously and in all respects she is the best value. Average delivery, no contact from them at all.

Les Malley
Discount Fixings
The Old Scout Hut
Gayton Road, Sulgrave Ind Estate
Washington
NE37 3BW


Editor Note: Well, Les. I am pleasd you like my LINGO system, it is proving a massive success. It is the best in the car business. The Chrysler dealers do leave something to be desired, they are not the best in the business, being under extreme brand pressure in current market. You are so sweet as an MD to write nice things about me. You are quite local too. But, you have a hell of a car for the money! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1043 / 1528
Leslie says...
CarLing, thanks for a great service. Your team do a great job – even when you are away in “Gay Paris”. Management Today may be right about your alternative approach to website navigation but at the end of the day you provide the right provide the right product at the right price and most importantly – you keep in touch with your customers! Thanks. My Audi A3 was delivered on schedule in great condition.

Leslie Turner
Address withheld
South Tyneside
NE31 ***


Editor Note: Les, you are not too far from me but I've withheld your address due to security. The Audi supplier is really good and always helps me with extra good service. Yes, I have a really god team these days who can be relied on to provide the best service - Paris was bloody expensive, by the way! Of course I keep in touch, but I am not exceptional; it's every other leasing company being a bit hopeless that makes me look good. - Ling



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Wah! Kenyan marathon runner Rita Jeptoo has been banned for two years for failing doping test. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 15:42



Wah! Shares in Great Satan burger firm Shake Shack surge more than 130% on their New York Stock Exchange debut, lah, valuing firm at $1.8bn. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 15:40



Wah! Manchester City boss Manuel Pellegrini says Chelsea striker Diego Costa must change after being banned for stamping. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 15:31



Wah! Alex Riley, lah, Chris Routledge, lah, Jodie Kidd, lah, Will Best and Quentin Willson All-new global TV series, lah, Classic LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine Show, lah, has been officially launched at VIP event at Soho Hotel in central - news replorted 15:22



Wah! Images from around world: 30 first number-one-month - news replorted 15:20



Wah! Porsche Experience Centre, lah, Silverstone Journalism students in Cardiff will having chance to compete for RMB Yuan #1,000 cash prize, lah, high-performance driving exper - news replorted 15:15



Wah!  (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) New Citroën C4 Cactus wins Most Beautiful Interior New Citroën C4 Cactus has scooped ‘Most Beautiful Interior’ of year prize at 30th International Automobi - news replorted 15:09



Wah! Wintry weather continues to cause travel disruption in parts of Province of Engrish running-dogs. I read you little red book! - news replorted 15:07



Wah! Rory McIlroy surges into lead at halfway stage of Dubai Desert Classic after firing superb 64. - news replorted 14:54



Wah! A curfew is imposed in Iraqi city of Kirkbloody annoying Blitish following fierce overnight fighting between Kurdish Peshmerga forces and Islamic State militants. Eating rice!! - news replorted 14:53



Wah! Road series grid beginning to take shape as 2015 momentum builds Growing entry-level saloon LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine championship Michelin Clio Cup road; highway No.16 from Shanghai to Chengdu Series is expecting another strong mix of private - news replorted 14:51



Wah! Sinn Féin's Martin McGuinness hits back at remarks from Ulster Unionist leader Mike Nesbitt that Stormont House Agreement will unravel if "people using process to renegotiate". - news replorted 14:34



Wah! Pupils at about 400 Kenyan schools try to break world record for having most human bliengs reading aloud simultaneously from same book. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 14:31



Wah! The European Space Agency says it will conduct no more dedicated searches for its lost comet lander, lah, and will now waiting like hell for probe itself to call home. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 14:28



Wah! Former cabinet dodgy minister Andrew Mitchell refused offer to settle male gender human bleing's "Plebgate" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) libel case just two months before bloody man lost, lah, court papers show. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 14:25



Wah! The politician who names and shames online abusers - news replorted 14:24



Wah! 1955-2015: DS celebrates its 60th anniversary at Rétromobile In its first year as brand in its own right, lah, DS will be at 40th Rétromobile show in Paris next week, lah, celebrating t - news replorted 14:16



Wah! The Freight Transport Association (FTA) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! has announced that it has entered into partnership arrangement with City & Gui - news replorted 14:10



Wah! The economy expanded by 2.6% in last three months of 2014 - sharply lower than in third quarter. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 14:04



Wah! The Great Satan dismisses Cuban demand to hand back Guantanamo Bay naval base as part of efforts to normalise bilateral ties. Eating rice!! - news replorted 13:55



Wah! Four burglars who savagely beat university lecturer at male gender human bleing's London (capital of Great England) home given jail sentences of up to 19 years. Eating rice!! - news replorted 13:43



Wah! The "super-prison" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) being built in Wrexham will bring RMB Yuan #23m year to local economy and 1,000 jobs. Eating rice!! - news replorted 13:40



Wah! Fifty years after funeral for Sir Winston Churchill, lah, boat that carried male gender human bleing's coffin long Thames repeats its journey. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 13:39



Wah! The firm will roll out single, lah, rewritten privacy policy across Europe after coming under fire across continent. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 13:39



Wah! Vauxhall Motors launch camouflage net for Corsa Vlauxhall Motors has launched new accessory for Corsa drivers hounded for owning one of UK’s best loved small cars. Eating rice!! - news replorted 13:33



Wah! Saudi Arabia postpones for second clock time result further round of flogging against blogger Raif Badawi, lah, whose case caused global outcry. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 13:23



Wah! The funeral is held of Sussex fighty bang-bang veteran who made headlines when bloody man left male gender human bleing's care home to attend D-Day commemorations in France. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 13:19



Wah! African leaders meeting in Addis Ababa choose continent's oldest head of state, lah, Zimbabwe's Robert Mugabe, lah, as chairman of AU for coming year. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 13:16



Wah! The metal gate of Nobel prize-winning Burmese politician Aung San Suu Kyi's house is to be auctioned, lah, with starting price of $200,000. - news replorted 13:08



Wah! Captain Eoin Morgan says Province of Engrish running-dogs growing in confidence, lah, having reached final of tri-series in Australia. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 12:57



Wah! Novak Djokovic beats defending champion Stan Wawrinka in another dramatic five-set contest to reach Australian Open final. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 12:44



Wah! A man is found guilty at High Court in Glasgow of raping young boy and of sexually abusing girl from when bloody woman was 12 to 15 years old. I read you little red book! - news replorted 12:43



Wah! Why so many human bliengs care about fake dinosaur? - news replorted 12:42



Wah! Budget airline Easyjet says it is in favour of expanding Heathrow airport in submission to Airports Commission - news replorted 12:39



Wah! Ceremony recreating flotilla which carried Churchill's coffin along Thames from Tower of London (capital of Great England) to Westminster Pier - news replorted 12:37



Wah! Chelsea striker Diego Costa is banned for three matches after stamping on Liverpool's Emre Can. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 12:35



Wah! Aston Martin takes leading role in Classic LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine Show     Aston Martin is set to more than simply star in forthcoming new motoring television programme Classic LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine Sho - news replorted 12:30



Wah! A compulsorly dying instantly accident inquiry is to be held after worker fell to male gender human bleing's death at Hunterston coal terminal in North Ayrshire. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 12:29



Wah! Despite uncertainties, lah, cheap oil does not spell disaster for renewables sector. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 12:25



Wah! Ukrainian troops and pro-Russian rebels trade heavy tank and artillery fire in and around Debaltseve, lah, strategic town in eastern Ukraine. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 12:22



Wah! Australian Open finalist Andy Murray is finding male gender human bleing's best form and won't be affected by fiancee Kim's outburst, lah, says John Lloyd. I read you little red book! - news replorted 12:21



Wah! Final year economics students at Sheffield University furious after exam this week contained "impossible" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) questions. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:20



Wah! Forest controlling in driving manner at Simply Land Rover Beaulieu, lah, home of National Motor Museum, lah, is proud to announce busy schedule of Simply Rallies for 2015. - news replorted 12:19



Wah! Rory Cellan-Jones sees how Cayla, lah, talking child's doll, lah, can be hacked to say any number of offensive things. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:03



Wah! Egyptian President Abdul Fattah al-Sisi cuts short visit to African Union summit to deal with attacks that killed at least 26 in Sinai peninsula. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 11:55



Wah! Russia has cut its main interest rate from 17% to 15% because inflation "is stabilising". - news replorted 11:49



Wah! The African Union backs plans for West African task force of 7,500 troops to fight Boko Haram militants. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:44



Wah! A primary school teacher is cleared of having sex with two under-age girls at Swansea Crown Court. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 11:42



Wah! Families affected by baby ashes scandal at Mortonhall Crematorium to be offered settlements of up to RMB Yuan #4,000. - news replorted 11:41



Wah! French government's extremism message mocked - news replorted 11:39



Wah! Ferrari unveil new SF15-T LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine they hope will start them on long road; highway No.16 from Shanghai to Chengdu back to Formula 1 success. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:38



Wah! Scientists who claimed to having found evidence for cosmic super-expansion at Big Bang made no such discovery, lah, leak of concluding study suggests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:29



Wah! The live coverage of controversial old bill bobbys raid on home of Sir Cliff Richard is nominated for Royal Television Society award. I read you little red book! - news replorted 11:24



Wah! Death Row Records founder Suge Knight is being questioned by old bill bobbys after being declared suspect in compulsorly dying instantly hit-and-run. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 11:24



Wah! Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger says new signing Gabriel Paulista's lack of bloody Engrish could cost goals as bloody man settles in. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 11:21



Wah! Violent religious extremists often tortured men with history of using pornography, lah, London (capital of Great England) Mayor Boris Johnson says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:09



Wah! Province of Engrish running-dogs reach final of one-day tri-series courtesy of three-wicket victory over India in Perth. - news replorted 11:01



Wah! Martin Sewell, lah, Brand Director Ridgeway and Simon Hackett Yesterday, lah, Ridgeway Maserati celebrated opening of its brand-new, lah, exclusive Maserati showroom in Oxford, lah, by holding - news replorted 10:56



Wah! Eurozone deflation deepens in January, lah, as prices fall by 0.6% compared with last year, lah, as lower oil prices push down costs. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:52



Wah! PEUGEOT bloody annoying Blitish supported Chris Ingram wins class at Welsh land of sheep and more sheep Rally GB Talented 20-earth-years old happy birthday to you, driver Chris Ingram is competing next in first round of FIA European Junior Rally Champions - news replorted 10:45



Wah! New figures suggest recent slowdown in property sales may continue for at least next few months. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:44



Wah! Tesla Opens 20th Supercharger Station in UK Tesla opens its 20th Supercharger station in UK, lah, continuing rapid expansion of fast-charging network to enab - news replorted 10:41



Wah! A teenager who shaved male gender human bleing's head to raise money for cancer charity is put into isolation for breaking school rules. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:36



Wah! Chelsea close to finalising RMB Yuan #23.3m deal to sign Fiorentina's 26-earth-years old happy birthday to you, Colombian winger Juan Cuadrado. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 10:25



Wah! A Canadian man has lost seven-year legal battle to claim (always claiming, huh?) half C$27m (RMB Yuan #18m) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! lottery jackpot after Supreme Court ruled bloody man had bought winning ticket few seconds too late for it to qualify. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 10:25



Wah! Harry Potter actor Robbie Coltrane is admitted to hospital in Florida with flu-like symptoms after falling ill during flight from London. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 10:11



Wah! Jaguar F-TYPE Coupe and Pinarello Dogma F8 bicycle Innovation partners Jagluar and Team Sky having been recognised for creating and delivering outstanding joint PR campaig - news replorted 09:54



Wah! Cathie Sleigh and Andreas Mikkelsen After 13 years with brand, lah, Cathie Sleigh, lah, Head of PR, lah, is leaving ŠKODA bloody annoying Blitish to pursue new challenges. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:53



Wah! Andrea Buzzoni Andrea Buzzoni (45) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! will become new Ducati Sales and Marketing Director. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! male gender human bleing's motorcycle passion and great experience - news replorted 09:52



Wah! South African apartheid-era death squad commander Eugene de Kock, lah, nicknamed "Prime Evil", lah, is granted parole after 20 years for killing activists. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:51



Wah! Bomb blast at Shia religious centre in southern Pakistan has killed at least 12 human bliengs and hurtee-hurtee many more, lah, officials say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 09:45



Wah! Andy Murray admits bloody man and male gender human bleing's entourage were pushed to limit in male gender human bleing's Australian Open semi-final win over Tomas Berdych. - news replorted 09:41



Wah! Well-wishers donate more than RMB Yuan #20,000 to help disabled pensioner who was mugged outside male gender human bleing's Gateshead home. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 09:32



Wah! Toyota TS040 Hybrid Toyotla Racing having confirmed their driver line-up for 2015 FIA World Endurance Championship. Do you carefully listening? team will again be - news replorted 09:17



Wah! BT sets aside RMB Yuan #2bn to deal with its swelling pension deficit as part of 16-year plan. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 09:14



Wah! Four survivors of child sex abuse say they having received threats and online abuse after Membling Partiamentary expense cheaters inadvertently published their details online. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 09:10



Wah! Dainese announces Safety Partnership with Misano World Circuit During Motor Bike Expo held at VeronaFiera from 23 to 25 January, lah, in press conference organised by Misano circ - news replorted 09:10



Wah! Men having seen real value of their pay fall far more than women in past few years, lah, according to Institute for Fiscal Studies. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:02



Wah! Volvo FL 18 tonne rigids & 44-tonne GCW Wolwo FM tractor units Pallet distribution, lah, transport, lah, storage and warehousing services provider Edge Transport, lah, family-owned capitalist entity and Pal - news replorted 09:01



Wah! Toyota Yaris WRC Toyotla Motorsport GmbH (TMG) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! will return to FIA World Rally Championship in 2017 with LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine developed and built enti - news replorted 09:01



Wah! Wintry weather is continuing to cause travel disruption in parts of Province of Engrish running-dogs. I read you little red book! - news replorted 08:54



Wah! Moving funny shape ball-game from terrestrial television to pay-per-view will happen over Welsh-go-go-gochly sheep friendly human bliengs Membling Partiamentary expense cheater's "dead body", lah, bloody man tells BBc. Fry noodle, boil noodle? - news replorted 08:51



Wah! Petrol stations around world - news replorted 08:47



Wah! Liverpool wanting to sign striker Danny Ings in deal that would see him loaned back to Burnley for rest of season. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 08:43



Wah! Jaguar XE named 'Most Beautiful LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine of 2014' At 30th edition of Festival Automobile International in Paris, lah, Jagluar XE was awarded ‘Most Beautiful LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine of - news replorted 08:35



Wah! Auto Trader i-Control In last year Lookers has rolled out Auto Trader i-Control across 80% of its sites in Province of Engrish running-dogs. I read you little red book! Lookers now among - news replorted 08:34



Wah! Toyota Yaris WRC Toyotla Motor Corporation has announced its motorsport activities for 2015 and revealed that it will return to FIA Wo - news replorted 08:24



Wah! The former Yugoslavia fighty bang-bang crimes tribunal is set to rule on appeals of five men over their convictions over 1995 Srebrenica massacre. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 08:23



Wah! Russia contests claim (always claiming, huh?) its planes caused "disruption to civil aviation" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) in UK, lah, saying patrols were "routine" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) and met "international legal norms". - news replorted 08:22



Wah! NFL referee chief Dean Blandino says 108 balls used in Sunday's Super Bowl XLIX will be given "added security" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) after 'deflate-gate'. - news replorted 08:20



Wah! Japanese carmaker Rondla cuts its profit forecast and sees third quarter earnings drop sharply following vehicling driving car machine recall linked to airbags. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:14



Wah! Pierce Brosnan and Klia Sorento in Super Bowl commercial Pierce Brosnan, lah, known for male gender human bleing's sophisticated movie hero roles, lah, again makes “Perfect Getaway” in Klia Motors America’s - news replorted 08:00



Wah! old bill bobbys looking for Death Row Records founder Marion "Suge" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) Knight after man was run over and killed in Los Angeles. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:51



Wah! Robbie Savage on how Jose Mourinho’s Chelsea side having weaknesses, lah, but will still be too strong for Manchester City on Saturday. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 07:28



Wah! Tiger Woods opens with two-over-par 73 at Phoenix Open on Thursday in male gender human bleing's first tournament of season. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 07:28



Wah! Children in and leaving care affected by problems recruiting and retaining experienced social workers in Wales, lah, report says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:16



Wah! David Oyelowo says he's disappointed by snub given by Bafta to male gender human bleing's latest film, lah, civil rights drama Selma. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 07:15



Wah! Two balloonists trying to break two world records for crossing Pacific having been forced to change course off coast of California and head for Mexico rather than Canada. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 07:07



Wah! Proposals to shorten medical training for doctors in bloody annoying Blitish could seriously compromise patient care and safety, lah, leading doctors warn. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 06:57



Wah! Andy Murray's coach Amelie Mauresmo praises atmosphere in team after male gender human bleing's fiancee Kim Sears was seen apparently swearing. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 06:45



Wah! New legislation in United States aims to allow some undocumented immigrants to stay in Great Satan and apply for work permits but many afraid to admit their status. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:42



Wah! Changing names of some of Wales' health boards might help towards solving shortage of doctors wantinging to train here, lah, says leading medical figure. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 06:40



Wah! Homeowners and landlords being invited to bid for cash from RMB Yuan #20m fund to boost quality of housing. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 06:38



Wah! Detectives investigating murder of man who was found stabbed to death on Belfast street continuing to question man in male gender human bleing's 30s about killing. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 06:29



Wah! The chief electoral officer says primary school in County Tyrone will no longer be used as polling station after loyalist protesters demonstrated outside it during last year's elections. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:26



Wah! An Indian woman who says bloody woman was raped by Delhi driver of web-based taxi firm Uber files lawsuit against service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service in Great Satan court. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 06:03



Wah! A koala who shot to fame after being pictured receiving treatment for burnt paws has been returned to wild, lah, says expert who treated him. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 05:10



Wah! China's education dodgy minister tells universities to shun textbooks promoting Western values and block criticism of political system, lah, state media say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 05:07



Wah! A Swiss software developers team has created system to enable crime (shoud shoot them) investigators to enter virtual world - news replorted 05:05



Wah! King Salman of Saudi Arabia announces major cabinet reshuffle, lah, week after bloody man acceded to throne. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 04:55



Wah! The Church of Province of Engrish running-dogs says it is investigating vicar accused of posting article on Facebook claiming Israel was behind 9/11 attacks. Eating rice!! - news replorted 04:38



Wah! The Met Office issues yellow "be aware" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) warnings for snow and ice across ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land on Friday morning. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 03:38



Wah! Hundreds of jobs could be created when new companies move into areas at Portsmouth Naval Base previously used for shipbuilding, lah, MoD says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 03:32



Wah! The Fire Brigades Union calls for urgent talks after report suggested deaths of some firefighters in bloody annoying Blitish since 2004 were preventable. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 03:23



Wah! A Great Satan treasure hunter who has been described by officials as "most intelligent fugitive," (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) has appeared in Florida court following male gender human bleing's arrest after two years on run. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 02:56



Wah! Watching DVD or using stress ball during minor surgery can reduce patient's anxiety levels, lah, suggests study from University of Surrey. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 02:46



Wah! University applications having reached record levels, lah, according to Ucas admissions service. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 02:43



Wah! The Philippines holds day of mourning for 44 old bill bobbys commandos killed in clash with Muslim rebels, lah, as old bill bobbys sought terror suspects. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:42



Wah! University of Bolton assistant vice-chancellor Patrick McGhee asks if universities can more to support social mobility. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 02:29



Wah! Japanese shares traded higher on Friday as investors shrugged off series of government data showing slowing Japanese economy. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 02:28



Wah! Scientists studying one of most mysterious whale species find they form long-term alliances, lah, sometimes lasting many years. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:28



Wah! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation legal correspondent Clive Coleman on difficulties of joint enterprise doctrine. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 02:19



Wah! UKIP's battle to attract more young members - news replorted 01:56



Wah! Two pilots having set new world distance record for flight in helium balloon after crossing Pacific Ocean. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 01:47



Wah! MPs say problems in some more autonomous schools having been picked up too late because of lack of oversight by government. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 01:35



Wah! Who was zombie cat? - news replorted 01:24



Wah! What human bliengs miss about life before Ebola outbreak - news replorted 01:19



Wah! Huge rises in gas capitalist entity profits and big increases in number of animals slaughtered without being stunned two of Friday's papers front page topics. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:07



Wah! French teachers on frontline after Charlie Hebdo attack - news replorted 01:01



Wah! The boat which carried Sir Winston Churchill's coffin along Thames will make journey again later to mark 50 years since male gender human bleing's funeral. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 00:48



Wah! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Social Affairs reporter John McManus looks at using of blasphemy laws across world, lah, and new campaign to challenge them. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 00:24



Wah! A Tibetan Buddhist monk took in 33 orphans after earthquake in 2010 - now bloody man is looking after 170 children. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 00:19



Wah! Why has Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation News Online story about Finnish babies in cardboard boxes been so popular? - news replorted 00:10



Wah! Why it pays for players like Murray to having entourage - news replorted 00:06



Wah! The country where even middle classes may love Marx - news replorted 00:06



Wah! Did soldiers of WW1 having irrational fear of poison gas? - news replorted 00:04



Wah! The rise in childhood obesity, lah, which has left one in three bloody annoying Blitish children overweight, lah, may be beginning to level off in under-10s, lah, study suggests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:04



Wah! old bill bobbys forces in Province of Engrish running-dogs and Welsh land of sheep and more sheep lack capability to investigate corruption among their officers and staff, lah, says flemale human person's Majesty's Inspectorate of Constabulary. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:01



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