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Customer Letter: 1504 / 1528
Rose says...
LAND ROVER DISCOVERYAnother fantastic transaction from Ling. No hold ups, an time as advised, always kept in the picture, wonderful service. Dealer service for my new Discovery – Excellent.

Rose Clarke
Joules Limited
16 The Point
Rockingham Road
Market Harborough
LE16 7QU


Editor Note: Another fantastic customer :) Hahaha. Rose, you are always fantastic to deal with, thanks so much for choosing me again for the Disco. Look forward to the next one, etc. Top Midlands customer! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1370 / 1528
Rebecca says...
 What an absolutely fantastic service. Fun and relaxed throughout and thoroughly informative. Really prompt responses and processed application very quickly. Would recommend Ling and this service to anyone and have done several times since receiving the car. Thank you so much! Excellent delivery.

Rebecca Fitt
Address Withheld
Coalville
LE67 ***


Editor Note: No, no, thank YOU, Becky! You have a fantastic Astra SRi fast-as-hell Sporthatch now to pose around in. As you are in a very sensitive job, due to terrorist threat, I withhold your address. Hope you enjoy the car. Thanks for lovely letter! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1361 / 1528
Rose says...
FORD FOCUS ESTATEAnother very quick and friendly service. The car was delivered on time as email. This is our third car. Very pleased with the service we received, lots of emails keeping us updated of delivery. Excellent service on delivery, on time and the car was very clean.

Rose Clarke
Joules Limited
16 The Point
Rockingham Road
Market Harborough
LE16 7QU


Editor Note: Rose, yep, your company has had 3 cars from me. You love Ford Focuses. It is always a great pleasure to see your emails and LINGO messages, I am so happy when business customers say nice things about my service. Look forward to more cars! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1303 / 1528
Rose says...
FORD FOCUSDealing with Ling has been a great experience. She always kept me informed on a daily basis what was happening, responded to emails immediately, no problems at all. Car arrived on day of delivery at 8.30am. Would definitely deal with Ling again. We have bought two cars from her, one more on the way. Her emails are very funny. Car arrived promptly. Excellent. We had 2 cars to 2 delivery addresses, both arrived promptly.

Rose Clarke
Joules Limited
16 The Point
Rockingham Road
Market Harborough
LE16 7QU


Editor Note: Making customers happy is my main drive, so your letter is very welcome, Rose. You have had several cars, thanks! You are so lovely to deal with. You are clothing retailers, so you know how to give good service, so pleased that you are happy with my service. Thanks for great letter. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1282 / 1528
John says...
HONDA CIVICLing, only too happy to write a few words.

After some weeks of getting quotes from lease companies, I came across your wacky website. I thought I would give it a go. Well - from start to finish it has been the most efficient and at times entertaining way of leasing a car. Using the LINGO worked very well, within 5 weeks I had a brand new Honda Civic sitting on my drive.

Excellent delivery, on time, car looks good, delivered by a nice bloke.

John Kemp
8 Millfield Crescent
Braunstone Town
Leicester
LE3 2XJ


Editor Note: Another Honda Civic bites the dust! I like selling these, John, because they keep the factory people in Swindon in jobs. You are a senior cleansing officer for the council in Leicester, so I am sure your Civic will stay nice and clen, hahaha. Thanks for being such a charmer to deal with! Glad you like wacky website and LINGO, for people reading, that is my back-end customer communication tool. It inserts chip under skin and irritates you by vibrating when new message arrives. Simple :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1264 / 1528
John says...
FORD FIESTALing has given great service all the way through with sound and secure communications. I will certainly be leasing with her again, soon. The new Ford Fiesta was everything promised and was well delivered. Excellent. I'm very, very happy and I fully recommend!

John Pugh
476a Bradgate Road
Newtown Linford
Leicester
LE6 0HA


Editor Note: Jonroxxxxx, hahaha. As a company director for Rockingham Display Ltd, I appreciate your comments. It's always nice to get letters about good service from another boss. Fiestas = brilliant cars. Looking forward to more orders :) Bring them on, hahaha. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1249 / 1528
Andrew says...
VOLKSWAGEN TOUAREGDear Ling,

Thanks for the personal touch! Can't fault your price, professionalism and organisation. Great to do business with, when this lease is up I'll definitely be back! Great communications too.

Andrew O'Hanlon
2 Tower Court
Lubenham
Market Harborough
LE16 9SY


Editor Note: Andrew, well, you are now bombing around in a new Touareg, a cut price Porsche Cayenne (but better looking). What a deal, eh? If you had bought this big 4x4 for cash, you would lose a fortune in this damn credit crunch. Glad you are a happy chappy. As a Snap-On franchise, you know what good service is, you lot are the best at that. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1070 / 1528
John says...
 I've just received my Toyota Corolla Verso and I'm really glad I went to Ling to sort it out for me. I found Ling to be very efficient and made what is quite a dull process into one which ended up as a bit of fun! I would recommend to anyone.

Delivery was good and on time, mats would have been nice.

John Findlay
36 Burley Road
Langham
Oakham
LE15 7HY


Editor Note: John, don't be a misery gut :) You are getting a new 7 seat Verso, dead cheap, fixed price for the next few years. So, don't worry about car mats. You could have had those thrown in from a dealer, but you would have paid £££s more for the car. Nothing is free. Enjoy the Verso, thanks for being so nice to deal with. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1022 / 1528
Maxine says...
CarI am 100% satisfied with the service I have received from Lingscars.com. From sourcing the right car at the right price, through all paperwork to the actual delivery, everything has been perfect.

The attention to detail and personal touch has meant that I will recommend Ling to everyone I know. If the main dealerships were as good as they should be I would never have found Ling but thank goodness I did! Many many thanks.

Excellent delivery, friendly professional service, very helpful.

Maxine Silk
Address Withheld
Ashby-de-la-Zouch
LE65 ***


Editor Note: Wow! I am on a letter roll today! Thanks so much for this fantastic letter, Maxine. You are a star. I hope you love your new Audi A3 as much as you love my service. Again, you have a very high quality job, you are a Director/Business Development Manager, so your words just doubled in value to me, thanks! Go drive! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 987 / 1528
Martin says...
CarLing saved me from Roger! Roger who worked for a bigger lease company and tried bullshitting me about metallic paint having no effect on resale. My experience with Ling has been excellent, funny, crappy sweets and professional customer service when it counts. Car arrived earlier than expected and I won't hesitate to come back in two years. Thanks

Martin Royall
4 Alvaston Road
Leicester
LE3 2EA


Editor Note: Roger the Dodger at XXXXX, eh? Well, I refuse to lie to customers just to move cars that I want - I like to give the customer what THEY want. So pleased you are saved, Martin, and so pleased you now have metallic paint CHEAPER than flat paint on this car. Why these bigger lease companies think they should pull these stunts and lie, I don't know? Anyway, now you have a great Renault Grand Scenic to pose around in. Enjoy it. Sorry about the sweets, Roger certainly doesn't supply THOSE! Hahahaha! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 864 / 1528
Leigh says...
CarWell, who would have thought you could buy a car without speaking to anyone!?!

This is exactly what I did (not that I wouldn't have minded speaking to Ling, though). The whole deal on my new Renault Megane Coupe Cabrio was done very efficiently by email. All questions were answered very promptly and all my options and changes of mind were dealt with understandingly and without hesitation.

Service brilliant - car brilliant. Back in 12 months for another, hopefully. Delivery all as arranged, excellent!

Leigh Cole
11A Kenilworth Road
Wigston
LE18 4UF


Editor Note: Wow. Wow. Wow. I did not deliberately not speak to you Leigh, hehehe. But everything went so smoothly without human intervention needed on the phone. Lovely. This keeps my costs down and means I can knock out the cars even cheaper. Great! All you need now is some sunshine for the Megane CC! Thanks for the letter. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 791 / 1528
Craig says...
CarI think it's great that I got to deal directly with Ling and my fiancée absolutely loves her new car!! Excellent delivery. Thanks Ling!

Craig Pope
72 Clarence Road
Hinckley
LE10 1DR


Editor Note: Craig, I hope the Grande Punto has done the trick for your future wife (or civil partner - I can never be too sure, hehehe). These are fantastic value cars. So pleased you are happy, and it is me who should be pleased I spoke directly to you, you were lovely customer. thanks. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 696 / 1528
Iain says...
CarLing, you did a fantastic job... despite all the paperwork going missing during the postal strike - several times! But it was still no trouble to you to send more and more docs to me. I am very pleased with your service and would use you again without hesitation. Excellent delivery of the Honda Civic, it was delivered in A1 condition.

Iain Cooper
4 Main Street
Bringhurst
LE16 8RJ


Editor Note: Iain, well, those bloody postmen, eh? I sent THREE sets of docs in all, even the Special Deliveries went missing. Two weeks later, the missing documents have arrived, all shredded and safe, now. These Hondas are VERY popular, I must have delivered 20 recently, every customer have been really happy. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 653 / 1528
Mick says...
CarHi Ling,

The Kia Sportage was delivered on Monday and after driving it for the last 5 days I thought I would let you know how pleased I am with it. Thank you for the excellence service you provided and I will have no hesitation in recommending you in the future.

Mick Griffin
Kibworth Building
3 Church Close
Kibworth
Leicester
LE8 0SF


Editor Note: Mick, that's brilliant! I also have a Kia Sportage that Jon drives. These are really great cars for the money, like a half-price Freelander. Glad you like it, and glad you like my service. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 615 / 1528
Wayne says...
CarWe came across Ling's website on the Internet and were attracted by its "easy to use" and unique format. Ling was extremely efficient and friendly and made the whole process of leasing a car easy (even though the Citroen C2 was delayed... not Ling's fault, it was the factory). We are very happy with our new Citroen C2 and so much so that I recommended Ling to my sister, who took a car, too! The car was delivered safely and on time to me, at my work address.

Wayne Farmer
Phoenix House 3
Berridge Street
Leicester
LE1 5JE


Editor Note: Wayne, you were not mistaken - your car did take longer than it should have. Reason? The bloody French. There was a strike at the factory! Bloody communists! Hehehe. What could I do? Here is what Citroen UK say, in an internal memo I sneaked... it is funny as hell (unless you are waiting for your car):

Internal Citroen UK Memo: ...(lists of chassis numbers - Ling)...
"...As the above information is about as much use as a chocolate teapot (!!!) I will try and explain a little further... C2 and C3 (production - Ling) were originally delayed due to a factory strike. At first Paris so very kindly forgot to mention the strike (to Citroen UK - Ling) this threw out our computer systems and meant we were provided with inaccurate hand-over dates (from Citroen France to Citroen UK - Ling) and we were unaware of the inaccuracies. As a result some of the inaccurate dates were relayed to dealers. So; this is probably your first source of disinformation. Second, and most unlike the French (hehehe - Ling), another company - this time the one who provide the seats - went on strike. Hence delay number 2 and yet more confusion. The vehicles are most likely built, at least the majority, but they have not yet been assigned chassis as they have no seats!!! The good news is the seat company are no longer on strike. What would be really helpful to you now would be for me to provide a date when they will be with you, but unfortunately, we just do not know!! I have spoken to the supply manager responsible for C2 and he is unsure of how they are arranging the fitting of the seats to the cars i.e. what order they will be completed. The only communication from the factory is they'll be up to speed by the end of the month. In best case scenario, as you have been given the first chassis, the rest should all follow relatively quickly, but we just do not know. The vehicles will not be with you for week beginning 13th as they will be hitting Calais first and then start their journey. When they will hit Calais is anybody's guess. I know in total this e-mail has not been much help but we just can't accurately predict a delivery date for these vehicles as yet. Hopefully, in a week or so, the situation will become clearer and then we may be of more use!!"

Hope you can see that when even the bloody factory or importer has no clue what is happening, sometimes I am slightly out of control on deliveries. You must be philosophical! These are only cars. No-one dies, it is not life and death. These are only metal boxes with wheels! So chill (as you did, Wayne - good boy!)... - Ling




Letter
Customer Letter: 609 / 1528
David says...
CarThanks Ling, the BMW 3 Series Coupe is fantastic! The whole process from start to finish was efficient, professional and hassle-free. I will be back in 2-years for my next car and will be recommending you to all my friends and colleagues.

David Sutcliffe
35 Warner St
Barrow Upon Soar
Loughborough
LE12 8PB


Editor Note: That's what I like to hear, David!! Good boy. Recommending me means I can save money on advertising - and pass on the savings to customers. You were a very nice and sweet BMW customer, no fuss to deal with :) Go drive it, hehehe! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 534 / 1528
Patricia says...
 "Great prices from Ling - unable to find better deals anywhere on the web! It was a very refreshing personal service from Ling, no call centres! Highly recommended. Very good delivery, my Vauxhall Astra even turned up early!"

Patricia Woolley
2 Manor Court
Wymeswold
Loughborough
LE12 6SJ


Editor Note: My Astra 1.8 SRi's have been so cheap and so popular! Great to deal with you Tricia, thanks for being so lovely to talk to. Enjoy the bloody Vauxhall! - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 464 / 1528
Gary says...
MAZDA 5"Dear Ling

Thank you very much for arranging the delivery of our new Mazda 5. The car is excellent, and such good value. I appreciate the hard work you put into my case when the paperwork got difficult (we struggled to find sufficient address proofs - Ling).

Car delivery excellent, driven to me with 100 miles on the clock.

I say "Ling for Prime Minister!!!"

Gary Morgan
Morgan Branson Associates
86 Castle Street
Hinckley
LE10 1DD


Editor Note: Gary, the problem is that the finance companies are paranoid about ID theft. You didn't have enough proofs to hand, but by getting a letter from your bank, we sorted it. After that, your car was delivered fast :) So pleased you will vote for me, UK's first Chinese prime minister! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 163 / 1528
Doug says...
Intriguing website. Am looking to replace my car and your company is definitely top of the list. Noodles is a perfectly acceptable bribe level - although I think politicians go as high as a turnip.

Doug Cubin
4 Dalley Close
Syston
LE7 2LN


Editor Note: Turnip, hmmm. Maybe good idea, but postage too high. You can tell British politicians get free postage - Ling



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Wah! Images from around world: 22 Jesus-baby month Decemblinger - news replorted 12:57



Wah! The oil price may having hit bottom. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! But oil will continue for some months yet to be big influence on prosperity and power. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 12:56



Wah! Chancellor George Osborne confirms that rigging of Bloody foreign exchange rates and other financial benchmarks will become criminal offence. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 12:54



Wah! Bitcoin trader Charlie Shrem has been sentenced to two years in jail for indirectly helping human bliengs swap cash for bitcoins on Silk road; highway No.16 from Shanghai to Chengdu marketplace. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 12:53



Wah! The Government has announced today that abolition of driving licence counterpart is now to be delayed until 8 Ju - news replorted 12:48



Wah! Russia's former finance you tellibly lovely custlingmer wan' borrow many Yuan dodgy minister has warned country is entering "full blown economic crisis" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) and will enter recession next year. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 12:41



Wah! Christmas crackers bound to be feature of Yuletide celebrations this Thursday, lah, but did you tellibly lovely custlingmer knowing that they actually date back more than 150 years? - news replorted 12:39



Wah! Sex-slavery trauma of Yazidis seized by Islamic State - news replorted 12:39



Wah! Volvo FH sleeper cab Wolwo FH and Wolwo FH16 sleeper cabs now available as extra-low roof version, lah, designed specifically for minin - news replorted 12:11



Wah! Over RMB Yuan #21k donated to BEN at IAAF Annual Awards & Dinner 2014 On Jesus-baby month Decemblinger 4th ICC Birmingham saw automotive industry brought together for IAAF Annual Dinner and retur - news replorted 12:07



Wah! Former Liverpool player Mark Lawrenson, lah, who had described Reds as "rudderless", lah, says there now signs of recovery. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 12:02



Wah! A seal is found in middle of field in St Helens, lah, Merseyside by dog walker. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 11:57



Wah! Following representations from BVRLA and other leading trade bodies, lah, Driver and vehicling driving car machine Licensing Agency has dec - news replorted 11:54



Wah! A mother and father convicted of causing or allowing death of their young son each sentenced to nine years. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:46



Wah! 1931 Bentley 8-litre century of motoring will be celebrated in rousing style at London (capital of Great England) Classic LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine Show with controlling in driving manner past of 40 signifi - news replorted 11:42



Wah! Spaniards await results of famous "El Gordo" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) (The Fat One) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! Christmas lottery, lah, with €2.2bn (RMB Yuan #1.7bn; $2.7bn) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! of prizes on offer. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 11:37



Wah! Hundreds of elderly human bliengs across Belfast to lose home help services because of cuts to health trust's budget. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 11:35



Wah! Stolen laptop containing last photographs of terminally ill child before bloody woman died has been returned to flemale human person's family. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 11:34



Wah! The son of Hollywood actor Jackie Chan is charged with drug offence, lah, Super-Duper-Chinese-State prosecutors say, lah, and could now face three years in jail. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 11:32



Wah! Nearly 100,000 Christmas lunches could be put on hold by most unwelcome of festive mishaps – LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine breakdowns. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:23



Wah! Rangers' board greeted with chants of "out, lah, out, lah, out" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) as they take their seats at club's AGM on Monday at Ibrox. - news replorted 11:21



Wah! old bill bobbys investigating 1972 murder of Belfast mother-of-ten Jean McConville arrest two men in counties Antrim and Armagh. - news replorted 11:17



Wah! York Theatre Royal's long-serving panto dame, lah, Berwick Kaler, lah, tells Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Breakfast what it takes to excel in role of Widow Twanky or Mother Goose. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 11:15



Wah! Spending cuts imposed by International Monetary Fund may having contributed to rapid spread of Ebola in West Africa, lah, UK-based researchers say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 11:09



Wah! A passenger was hurt when train came to halt after striking flood water on rail line in East Ayrshire. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 11:07



Wah! Appy Christmas: 360 degree Mercedes-AMG films launch Never has Christmas telly been so vivid. I read you little red book! And Mercedes-Benz is set to give festive viewing 21st century twist, lah, as it la - news replorted 11:03



Wah! Brighton's annual Burning Clocks - news replorted 10:59



Wah! More than 1,000 human bliengs meet at Stonehenge to mark winter solstice. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 10:51



Wah! Labour's Hilary Benn says councils should invest in low-energy lighting rather than switching off street lights. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:44



Wah! The Financial Reporting Council announces inquiry into Tesco's accounts for 2012, lah, 2013 and 2014. - news replorted 10:38



Wah! North Korea threatens unspecified attacks on Great Satan as it escalates fighty bang-bang of words over Sony Pictures cyber attacks. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:35



Wah! Supermarket chain Sainsbury's has become latest victim (trying not to cry) (trying not to cry) of website difficulties amid rush for Christmas orders. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:29



Wah! The start and finish locations of inaugural Tour de Yorkshire announced. I read you little red book! - news replorted 10:25



Wah! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation editors known for their extensive knowledge of specialist subjects, lah, but can they handle pressure and maintain their reputations when in spotlight? - news replorted 10:15



Wah! Infiniti enhances Q70 saloon line-up attractive new entry price point, lah, lower CO2, lah, extra equipment including full LED front and rear lighting, lah, and sharp - news replorted 10:03



Wah! The Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation takes closer look at scale of one of biggest natural disasters in recorded history - tsunami of 2004 - news replorted 09:58



Wah! A new study suggests that trade in parts of tigers and other wild cats from Myanmar into China is growing. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 09:45



Wah! The Spanish king's sister, lah, Princess Cristina, lah, is to face tax fraud trial over alleged links to flemale human person's husband's dealings. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:45



Wah! Opposition Membling Partiamentary expense cheaters in India protest against Hindu nationalist groups for converting religious minorities to Hinduism. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 09:41



Wah! A man arrested on suspicion of murder following death of man who fell from Avon Gorge is released on bail, lah, old bill bobbys say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 09:24



Wah! The new ŠKODA Superb new ŠKODA Superb revolutionises familiar ŠKODA design language. What the hell I mean??!! new sketch shows expressively designed salo - news replorted 09:16



Wah! A man dies after being shot by old bill bobbys with Taser during suspected burglary in Staffordshire. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 09:12



Wah! Firefighters say 35 human bliengs having been stranded in Ayrshire supermarket by floodwater after river burst its banks. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:49



Wah! A woman dies in two-vehicle crash on A74(M) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! motorway in Dumfriesshire, lah, old bill bobbys say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 08:09



Wah! Almost RMB Yuan #2 million has now been raised for Manchester Dogs' Home after fire in September that saw 50 animals die. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 08:00



Wah! Home improvements retailer Kingfisher agrees to sell controlling stake in B&Q China to Wumei Holdings in cash deal estimated to be worth RMB Yuan #140m - news replorted 07:49



Wah! From villains to unlikely heroes, lah, strange moments and anti-climaxes, lah, soap operas and spats, lah, Tom Fordyce hands out male gender human bleing's gongs. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:17



Wah! Thousands of Welsh-go-go-gochly sheep friendly human bliengs people missing out on services that could help them recover from heart problems. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:16



Wah! After releasing charity single and getting to number five in charts, lah, Wealdstone Raiders says bloody man is "in dreamland". - news replorted 07:15



Wah! China is "against all forms of cyber attacks", lah, its Bloody foreign dodgy minister says in conversation with John Kerry about Sony hacking controversy. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 07:03



Wah! Crews leave scene of big factory fire in Swansea which was tackled by 68 firefighters at its height. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 06:55



Wah! Fifa president Sepp Blatter holds talks with executives as concerns grow over future direction of football's governing body. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 06:55



Wah! South Africa has one of highest murder rates in world and drugs and gun crime (shoud shoot them) fuel cycle of violence in Cape Flats, lah, area notorious for gangs. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:47



Wah! Day 22 of Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Sport's advent calendar looks back at when Merceding-Blend driver Lewis Hamilton was stopped by security guard. I read you little red book! - news replorted 06:33



Wah! More than 1,000 NI Water workers to begin industrial action on Monday in response to pensions dispute. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 06:23



Wah! The Northern autonomous province of Guinness drinkers cross-party talks set to resume in Belfast later as efforts intensify to reach deal before Christmas. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:18



Wah! 2014 has seen mixture of bright....and not so bright spells as Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Weather presenters sparkle and stumble through forecast. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 06:17



Wah! A man dies and another is left hurtee-hurtee after they shot inside vehicling driving car machine in Sheffield city centre. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 05:45



Wah! Udo Juergens, lah, one of best-known pop stars in German-speaking world and winner of Eurovision in 1966, lah, dies at age of 80. - news replorted 05:41



Wah! Caretaker leader Moncef Marzouki refuses to admit defeat in Tunisia's first free presidential election after exit polls suggest win for Beji Caid Essebsi. - news replorted 05:16



Wah! Dozens of child abuse survivors urge government to scrap inquiry into historical abuse and replace it with more powerful body. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 04:16



Wah! South Korea's nuclear plant operator is to conduct drills testing its ability to withstand cyber-attack, lah, after data leak and threats from hacker. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 04:03



Wah! Indian village where human bliengs speak ancient language - news replorted 03:44



Wah! Asia's fourth largest economy, lah, South Korea, lah, cuts its growth forecast for this year and next as consumer and business sentiment weakens. Eating rice!! - news replorted 03:11



Wah! Pakistan's interior dodgy minister says old bill bobbys having arrested several suspects in connection with last week's massacre at school in Peshawar. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 02:45



Wah! A woman charged with murders of eight children in Australian city of Cairns has failed to having flemale human person's case transferred to mental health court. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 02:34



Wah! Photographer Murad Sezer explains why bloody man shot abandoned baby's cradle on Syrian Turkish border. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 02:29



Wah! A new measure aims to increase number of women in senior positions in German industry - but it must overcome deep-seated antagonism, lah, says Jenny Hill. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 02:23



Wah! Senior workers in London's financial services sector expecting average 21% rise in their bonus payouts for this year, lah, survey found. I read you little red book! - news replorted 02:15



Wah! The gunman who shot dead two New York policemen told human bliengs "watch what I'm going to do" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) shortly before killings, lah, old bill bobbys say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 02:08



Wah! The family of New York old bill bobbys officer fatally shot on Friday appeals to city's communities to "find amicable path to peaceful co-existence". - news replorted 02:06



Wah! A town in Argentina becomes first in country to ban beauty queen competitions in its traditional festivities, lah, arguing they sexist. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 01:50



Wah! Tim Burton on art fraud that shocked America - news replorted 01:36



Wah! Who, lah, and what, lah, went viral in 2014? - news replorted 01:24



Wah! How Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett wrote book - news replorted 01:20



Wah! His pickled heart has provided scientists with few answers - news replorted 01:13



Wah! Monday's newspapers cover launch of 100,000 Genomes project, lah, promising revolution in personalised healthcare. What the hell I mean??!! There is also news of how country is being plunged into darkness. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:07



Wah! Street lights being switched off or dimmed to save money in three quarters of Province of Engrish running-dogs's council areas, lah, according to Labour Party research. - news replorted 00:44



Wah! The hard side of soft power in China's Confucius institutes - news replorted 00:19



Wah! Meet temporary Christmas posties - news replorted 00:12



Wah! Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs construction firms call for increased funding to help recruit and train more apprentices. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:06



Wah! The BBC's Richard Taylor tests out hoverboard that uses magnetic levitation. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 00:06



Wah! The Financial Ombudsman service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service says it received 2,200 complaints about gadget warranties last year, lah, double that of previous year. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 00:04



Wah! The chairman of BMA in ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land calls for "real change" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) to ensure NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) in ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land is sustainable for future generations. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:04



Wah! This collection of photographs shows redevelopment of some areas affected by 2004 Indian Ocean Tsunami. - news replorted 00:03



Wah! Business lobby group CBI says half of bloody annoying Blitish firms plan to expand their workforce next year, lah, with more permanent jobs being created than temporary ones. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:01



Wah! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation reporter meets Indonesian tsunami survivor 10 years on - news replorted 00:01



Wah! The NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) is setting up 11 centres to unlock secrets of DNA and develop tests and drugs to target cancer and rare genetic diseases. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:00



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