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Customer Letter: 1504 / 1528
Rose says...
LAND ROVER DISCOVERYAnother fantastic transaction from Ling. No hold ups, an time as advised, always kept in the picture, wonderful service. Dealer service for my new Discovery – Excellent.

Rose Clarke
Joules Limited
16 The Point
Rockingham Road
Market Harborough
LE16 7QU


Editor Note: Another fantastic customer :) Hahaha. Rose, you are always fantastic to deal with, thanks so much for choosing me again for the Disco. Look forward to the next one, etc. Top Midlands customer! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1370 / 1528
Rebecca says...
 What an absolutely fantastic service. Fun and relaxed throughout and thoroughly informative. Really prompt responses and processed application very quickly. Would recommend Ling and this service to anyone and have done several times since receiving the car. Thank you so much! Excellent delivery.

Rebecca Fitt
Address Withheld
Coalville
LE67 ***


Editor Note: No, no, thank YOU, Becky! You have a fantastic Astra SRi fast-as-hell Sporthatch now to pose around in. As you are in a very sensitive job, due to terrorist threat, I withhold your address. Hope you enjoy the car. Thanks for lovely letter! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1361 / 1528
Rose says...
FORD FOCUS ESTATEAnother very quick and friendly service. The car was delivered on time as email. This is our third car. Very pleased with the service we received, lots of emails keeping us updated of delivery. Excellent service on delivery, on time and the car was very clean.

Rose Clarke
Joules Limited
16 The Point
Rockingham Road
Market Harborough
LE16 7QU


Editor Note: Rose, yep, your company has had 3 cars from me. You love Ford Focuses. It is always a great pleasure to see your emails and LINGO messages, I am so happy when business customers say nice things about my service. Look forward to more cars! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1303 / 1528
Rose says...
FORD FOCUSDealing with Ling has been a great experience. She always kept me informed on a daily basis what was happening, responded to emails immediately, no problems at all. Car arrived on day of delivery at 8.30am. Would definitely deal with Ling again. We have bought two cars from her, one more on the way. Her emails are very funny. Car arrived promptly. Excellent. We had 2 cars to 2 delivery addresses, both arrived promptly.

Rose Clarke
Joules Limited
16 The Point
Rockingham Road
Market Harborough
LE16 7QU


Editor Note: Making customers happy is my main drive, so your letter is very welcome, Rose. You have had several cars, thanks! You are so lovely to deal with. You are clothing retailers, so you know how to give good service, so pleased that you are happy with my service. Thanks for great letter. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1282 / 1528
John says...
HONDA CIVICLing, only too happy to write a few words.

After some weeks of getting quotes from lease companies, I came across your wacky website. I thought I would give it a go. Well - from start to finish it has been the most efficient and at times entertaining way of leasing a car. Using the LINGO worked very well, within 5 weeks I had a brand new Honda Civic sitting on my drive.

Excellent delivery, on time, car looks good, delivered by a nice bloke.

John Kemp
8 Millfield Crescent
Braunstone Town
Leicester
LE3 2XJ


Editor Note: Another Honda Civic bites the dust! I like selling these, John, because they keep the factory people in Swindon in jobs. You are a senior cleansing officer for the council in Leicester, so I am sure your Civic will stay nice and clen, hahaha. Thanks for being such a charmer to deal with! Glad you like wacky website and LINGO, for people reading, that is my back-end customer communication tool. It inserts chip under skin and irritates you by vibrating when new message arrives. Simple :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1264 / 1528
John says...
FORD FIESTALing has given great service all the way through with sound and secure communications. I will certainly be leasing with her again, soon. The new Ford Fiesta was everything promised and was well delivered. Excellent. I'm very, very happy and I fully recommend!

John Pugh
476a Bradgate Road
Newtown Linford
Leicester
LE6 0HA


Editor Note: Jonroxxxxx, hahaha. As a company director for Rockingham Display Ltd, I appreciate your comments. It's always nice to get letters about good service from another boss. Fiestas = brilliant cars. Looking forward to more orders :) Bring them on, hahaha. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1249 / 1528
Andrew says...
VOLKSWAGEN TOUAREGDear Ling,

Thanks for the personal touch! Can't fault your price, professionalism and organisation. Great to do business with, when this lease is up I'll definitely be back! Great communications too.

Andrew O'Hanlon
2 Tower Court
Lubenham
Market Harborough
LE16 9SY


Editor Note: Andrew, well, you are now bombing around in a new Touareg, a cut price Porsche Cayenne (but better looking). What a deal, eh? If you had bought this big 4x4 for cash, you would lose a fortune in this damn credit crunch. Glad you are a happy chappy. As a Snap-On franchise, you know what good service is, you lot are the best at that. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1070 / 1528
John says...
 I've just received my Toyota Corolla Verso and I'm really glad I went to Ling to sort it out for me. I found Ling to be very efficient and made what is quite a dull process into one which ended up as a bit of fun! I would recommend to anyone.

Delivery was good and on time, mats would have been nice.

John Findlay
36 Burley Road
Langham
Oakham
LE15 7HY


Editor Note: John, don't be a misery gut :) You are getting a new 7 seat Verso, dead cheap, fixed price for the next few years. So, don't worry about car mats. You could have had those thrown in from a dealer, but you would have paid £££s more for the car. Nothing is free. Enjoy the Verso, thanks for being so nice to deal with. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1022 / 1528
Maxine says...
CarI am 100% satisfied with the service I have received from Lingscars.com. From sourcing the right car at the right price, through all paperwork to the actual delivery, everything has been perfect.

The attention to detail and personal touch has meant that I will recommend Ling to everyone I know. If the main dealerships were as good as they should be I would never have found Ling but thank goodness I did! Many many thanks.

Excellent delivery, friendly professional service, very helpful.

Maxine Silk
Address Withheld
Ashby-de-la-Zouch
LE65 ***


Editor Note: Wow! I am on a letter roll today! Thanks so much for this fantastic letter, Maxine. You are a star. I hope you love your new Audi A3 as much as you love my service. Again, you have a very high quality job, you are a Director/Business Development Manager, so your words just doubled in value to me, thanks! Go drive! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 987 / 1528
Martin says...
CarLing saved me from Roger! Roger who worked for a bigger lease company and tried bullshitting me about metallic paint having no effect on resale. My experience with Ling has been excellent, funny, crappy sweets and professional customer service when it counts. Car arrived earlier than expected and I won't hesitate to come back in two years. Thanks

Martin Royall
4 Alvaston Road
Leicester
LE3 2EA


Editor Note: Roger the Dodger at XXXXX, eh? Well, I refuse to lie to customers just to move cars that I want - I like to give the customer what THEY want. So pleased you are saved, Martin, and so pleased you now have metallic paint CHEAPER than flat paint on this car. Why these bigger lease companies think they should pull these stunts and lie, I don't know? Anyway, now you have a great Renault Grand Scenic to pose around in. Enjoy it. Sorry about the sweets, Roger certainly doesn't supply THOSE! Hahahaha! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 864 / 1528
Leigh says...
CarWell, who would have thought you could buy a car without speaking to anyone!?!

This is exactly what I did (not that I wouldn't have minded speaking to Ling, though). The whole deal on my new Renault Megane Coupe Cabrio was done very efficiently by email. All questions were answered very promptly and all my options and changes of mind were dealt with understandingly and without hesitation.

Service brilliant - car brilliant. Back in 12 months for another, hopefully. Delivery all as arranged, excellent!

Leigh Cole
11A Kenilworth Road
Wigston
LE18 4UF


Editor Note: Wow. Wow. Wow. I did not deliberately not speak to you Leigh, hehehe. But everything went so smoothly without human intervention needed on the phone. Lovely. This keeps my costs down and means I can knock out the cars even cheaper. Great! All you need now is some sunshine for the Megane CC! Thanks for the letter. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 791 / 1528
Craig says...
CarI think it's great that I got to deal directly with Ling and my fiancée absolutely loves her new car!! Excellent delivery. Thanks Ling!

Craig Pope
72 Clarence Road
Hinckley
LE10 1DR


Editor Note: Craig, I hope the Grande Punto has done the trick for your future wife (or civil partner - I can never be too sure, hehehe). These are fantastic value cars. So pleased you are happy, and it is me who should be pleased I spoke directly to you, you were lovely customer. thanks. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 696 / 1528
Iain says...
CarLing, you did a fantastic job... despite all the paperwork going missing during the postal strike - several times! But it was still no trouble to you to send more and more docs to me. I am very pleased with your service and would use you again without hesitation. Excellent delivery of the Honda Civic, it was delivered in A1 condition.

Iain Cooper
4 Main Street
Bringhurst
LE16 8RJ


Editor Note: Iain, well, those bloody postmen, eh? I sent THREE sets of docs in all, even the Special Deliveries went missing. Two weeks later, the missing documents have arrived, all shredded and safe, now. These Hondas are VERY popular, I must have delivered 20 recently, every customer have been really happy. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 653 / 1528
Mick says...
CarHi Ling,

The Kia Sportage was delivered on Monday and after driving it for the last 5 days I thought I would let you know how pleased I am with it. Thank you for the excellence service you provided and I will have no hesitation in recommending you in the future.

Mick Griffin
Kibworth Building
3 Church Close
Kibworth
Leicester
LE8 0SF


Editor Note: Mick, that's brilliant! I also have a Kia Sportage that Jon drives. These are really great cars for the money, like a half-price Freelander. Glad you like it, and glad you like my service. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 615 / 1528
Wayne says...
CarWe came across Ling's website on the Internet and were attracted by its "easy to use" and unique format. Ling was extremely efficient and friendly and made the whole process of leasing a car easy (even though the Citroen C2 was delayed... not Ling's fault, it was the factory). We are very happy with our new Citroen C2 and so much so that I recommended Ling to my sister, who took a car, too! The car was delivered safely and on time to me, at my work address.

Wayne Farmer
Phoenix House 3
Berridge Street
Leicester
LE1 5JE


Editor Note: Wayne, you were not mistaken - your car did take longer than it should have. Reason? The bloody French. There was a strike at the factory! Bloody communists! Hehehe. What could I do? Here is what Citroen UK say, in an internal memo I sneaked... it is funny as hell (unless you are waiting for your car):

Internal Citroen UK Memo: ...(lists of chassis numbers - Ling)...
"...As the above information is about as much use as a chocolate teapot (!!!) I will try and explain a little further... C2 and C3 (production - Ling) were originally delayed due to a factory strike. At first Paris so very kindly forgot to mention the strike (to Citroen UK - Ling) this threw out our computer systems and meant we were provided with inaccurate hand-over dates (from Citroen France to Citroen UK - Ling) and we were unaware of the inaccuracies. As a result some of the inaccurate dates were relayed to dealers. So; this is probably your first source of disinformation. Second, and most unlike the French (hehehe - Ling), another company - this time the one who provide the seats - went on strike. Hence delay number 2 and yet more confusion. The vehicles are most likely built, at least the majority, but they have not yet been assigned chassis as they have no seats!!! The good news is the seat company are no longer on strike. What would be really helpful to you now would be for me to provide a date when they will be with you, but unfortunately, we just do not know!! I have spoken to the supply manager responsible for C2 and he is unsure of how they are arranging the fitting of the seats to the cars i.e. what order they will be completed. The only communication from the factory is they'll be up to speed by the end of the month. In best case scenario, as you have been given the first chassis, the rest should all follow relatively quickly, but we just do not know. The vehicles will not be with you for week beginning 13th as they will be hitting Calais first and then start their journey. When they will hit Calais is anybody's guess. I know in total this e-mail has not been much help but we just can't accurately predict a delivery date for these vehicles as yet. Hopefully, in a week or so, the situation will become clearer and then we may be of more use!!"

Hope you can see that when even the bloody factory or importer has no clue what is happening, sometimes I am slightly out of control on deliveries. You must be philosophical! These are only cars. No-one dies, it is not life and death. These are only metal boxes with wheels! So chill (as you did, Wayne - good boy!)... - Ling




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Customer Letter: 609 / 1528
David says...
CarThanks Ling, the BMW 3 Series Coupe is fantastic! The whole process from start to finish was efficient, professional and hassle-free. I will be back in 2-years for my next car and will be recommending you to all my friends and colleagues.

David Sutcliffe
35 Warner St
Barrow Upon Soar
Loughborough
LE12 8PB


Editor Note: That's what I like to hear, David!! Good boy. Recommending me means I can save money on advertising - and pass on the savings to customers. You were a very nice and sweet BMW customer, no fuss to deal with :) Go drive it, hehehe! - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 534 / 1528
Patricia says...
 "Great prices from Ling - unable to find better deals anywhere on the web! It was a very refreshing personal service from Ling, no call centres! Highly recommended. Very good delivery, my Vauxhall Astra even turned up early!"

Patricia Woolley
2 Manor Court
Wymeswold
Loughborough
LE12 6SJ


Editor Note: My Astra 1.8 SRi's have been so cheap and so popular! Great to deal with you Tricia, thanks for being so lovely to talk to. Enjoy the bloody Vauxhall! - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 464 / 1528
Gary says...
MAZDA 5"Dear Ling

Thank you very much for arranging the delivery of our new Mazda 5. The car is excellent, and such good value. I appreciate the hard work you put into my case when the paperwork got difficult (we struggled to find sufficient address proofs - Ling).

Car delivery excellent, driven to me with 100 miles on the clock.

I say "Ling for Prime Minister!!!"

Gary Morgan
Morgan Branson Associates
86 Castle Street
Hinckley
LE10 1DD


Editor Note: Gary, the problem is that the finance companies are paranoid about ID theft. You didn't have enough proofs to hand, but by getting a letter from your bank, we sorted it. After that, your car was delivered fast :) So pleased you will vote for me, UK's first Chinese prime minister! - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 163 / 1528
Doug says...
Intriguing website. Am looking to replace my car and your company is definitely top of the list. Noodles is a perfectly acceptable bribe level - although I think politicians go as high as a turnip.

Doug Cubin
4 Dalley Close
Syston
LE7 2LN


Editor Note: Turnip, hmmm. Maybe good idea, but postage too high. You can tell British politicians get free postage - Ling



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Wah! The Labour Party says it would introduce system of licensing to clamp down on "rogue" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) recruitment agencies, lah, saying some workers' wages being undercut. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 11:51



Wah! Peter Denton and Tiff Needell Luxury Italian automotive manufacturer, lah, Maserati, lah, was honoured with prestigious Tour of Year Award at 2014 I - news replorted 11:51



Wah! A man who beat mother, lah, flemale human person's two children and their grandmother to death at their home near Swansea 15 years ago launches fresh application to getting male gender human bleing's conviction overturned. I read you little red book! - news replorted 11:49



Wah! A website containing live links to thousands of baby monitors, lah, web cams and CCTV feeds has shut down. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 11:48



Wah! New eBook – Camper vans, lah, ex-pats and Spanish hounds Spain is most popular holiday destination for British tourists, lah, and most popular destination for emigrating Brit - news replorted 11:48



Wah! A new film, lah, Kajaki, lah, tells true story of how small unit of British soldiers escaped minefield in Afghanistan - news replorted 11:46



Wah! Odell Beckham Jr's stunning one-handed catch for touchdown for New York Giants in NFL sets social media alight. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 11:43



Wah! Clive Coleman explains case of bloody annoying Blitish businessman who took Google to court over malicious web postings directed at him. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 11:42



Wah! The Rexus RC F: Performance For All new Rexus RC F is high-performance coupe with difference. What the hell I mean??!! From outset it has been designed to reward drivers - news replorted 11:33



Wah! Telecoms giant BT is in talks with Telefonica about buying O2 mobile network from Spanish firm. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 11:31



Wah! A newborn baby is receiving treatment after surviving for up to five days in drain in Sydney, lah, Australia. Ai-yaa!!! How did it manage to keep going? - news replorted 11:29



Wah! Cocaine worth estimated RMB Yuan #36m is seized by Royal Navy after high-speed chase across Caribbean. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 11:28



Wah! Mobil 1™ and ABT Sportsline Continue Global Alliance ABT Sportsline, lah, world’s largest tuner of Wlokswaglon Group vehicling driving car machines, lah, and Mobil 1™, lah, world's leading synthetic moto - news replorted 11:28



Wah! For programme makers it is becoming increasingly difficult to generate big ratings on TV but solution may lie in live television, lah, especially in America, lah, as Tom Brook reports - news replorted 11:17



Wah! Audi R18 e-tron quattro #2 (Audi Sport Team Joest) Brazil is hosting finale of FIA World Endurance Championship (WEC) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! for first time. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 11:07



Wah! A old bill bobbys officer in Orkney is praised for flemale human person's bravery after going to aid of motorist whose LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine had been hit by huge wave. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 11:05



Wah! Bride and groom hold wedding ceremony in 1.5 million litre seawater divers' training tank at Fort William. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 10:53



Wah! More gift choices than ever this Christmas at motorgifts.co.uk From books to bookmarks, lah, socks to clocks and diecast models to beautiful bronze sculptures, lah, Motorgifts is offering its b - news replorted 10:52



Wah! Switzerland's Bern Art Museum says it will accept hundreds of works of art bequeathed by German Nazi-era art hoarder Cornelius Gurlitt. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 10:37



Wah! How much of splash has protest movement had? - news replorted 10:37



Wah! Thousands of NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) workers in Province of Engrish running-dogs and Northern Ireland, lah, including nurses, lah, midwives and ambulance staff, lah, having been staging four hour strikes. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:37



Wah! A volcano erupts in Cape Verde islands, lah, causing residents living in vicinity to be evacuated and local airport to be closed. I read you little red book! - news replorted 10:15



Wah! People who need organ transplants may "die needlessly" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) following concerns raised by death of two patients given kidneys infected by parasitic worm, lah, leading transplant surgeon warns. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:05



Wah! A teenager who was groomed in Yorkshire tells flemale human person's story - news replorted 10:00



Wah! The falling oil price is costing Russia up to $100bn year, lah, while Western sanctions having hit country by further $40bn, lah, its finance you tellibly lovely custlingmer wan' borrow many Yuan dodgy minister says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:56



Wah! Former Indian news magazine editor Tarun Tejpal, lah, who is charged with rape, lah, is dropped from literary festival after male gender human bleing's invitation causes outrage. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 09:45



Wah! Successful conservation projects having reversed decline of salmon in many bloody annoying Blitish rivers, lah, as John Maguire reports. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:39



Wah! A rare infection breaks out within intensive care unit at Northern Ireland's biggest hospital. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 09:33



Wah! The integrity of current political talks in Northern autonomous province of Guinness drinkers called into question by senior DUP man's 'toilet paper' comments, lah, says Sinn Féin. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 09:26



Wah! Lifeline Fire & Safety Systems Ltd new factory Following unprecedented demand for their products over past five years, lah, Lifeline Fire & Safety Systems Ltd re - news replorted 09:00



Wah! DVLA Personalised Registrations’ 25th Anniversary Auction later this week could prove to be battle of supercar bra - news replorted 08:49



Wah! 2015 Fleet World Fleet Show organisers of 2015 Fleet World Fleet Show, lah, sponsored by Barclaycard in association with TMC, lah, having confirmed - news replorted 08:48



Wah! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Click's Dave Lee finds out what it's like flying newest advanced fighter jet, lah, F-35 Lightning II. - news replorted 08:42



Wah! Auto Trader’s management system i-Control Advanced users of Auto Trader’s forecourt management system i-Control report average of 13 stock turns per year, lah, comp - news replorted 08:41



Wah! Two men who were seriously burned in blast at flat in south Birmingham arrested on suspicion of causing explosion likely to endanger life, lah, old bill bobbys say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 08:36



Wah! South Korea's education dodgy minister apologises for mistake in national college entrance exam which meant two answers were correct. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 08:28



Wah! (L:R) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! Barry Fry with Chris velly damn good boiled chicken-feetison Motorpoint has teamed up with Peterborough United to take naming rights to its new stand. I read you little red book! - news replorted 08:22



Wah! Motorcycle Live 2014 Motorcycle Live 2014, lah, UK’s biggest bike show, lah, kicked off this weekend with 39 manufacturers and over 150 other exhib - news replorted 08:21



Wah! Lewis Hamilton says winning male gender human bleing's second world title will be start of run of success for himself and team Mercedes. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:03



Wah! A man dies following collision involving two motorcycles and LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine near Brecon, lah, old bill bobbys confirm - news replorted 07:52



Wah! Super-Duper-Chinese-State Olympics champion swimmer Sun Yang was banned for three months earlier this year after failing drugs test, lah, state media report. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 07:49



Wah! The Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation has rare access to Great Satan hunt for warlord Joseph Kony, lah, who has waged fighty bang-bang in central Africa for more than two decades - news replorted 07:44



Wah! Relatives of 11-earth-years old happy birthday to you, boy who died after being hit by van in Aberdeenshire pay tribute to their "amazing boy". - news replorted 07:39



Wah! Team BKR Motorsport preparation specialist Bubble and Kick Racing has today, lah, Monday, lah, 24th November, lah, confirmed move into ult - news replorted 07:38



Wah! Councils being told to slash bureaucracy and administration costs as public spending cuts continue to bite. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 07:12



Wah! Countering terrorism should not be sole responsibility of police, lah, says head of counter terrorism in Welsh land of sheep and more sheep who has called for help from public. Fry noodle, boil noodle? - news replorted 07:04



Wah! Italy's first female astronaut has arrived at International Space Station. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 06:50



Wah! A 12-earth-years old happy birthday to you, boy has been shot dead by old bill bobbys in Great Satan city of Cleveland, lah, after brandishing what turned out to be fake gun in playground. I read you little red book! - news replorted 06:25



Wah! Thousands of NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) workers in Northern autonomous province of Guinness drinkers stage four-hour strike over pay. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 06:11



Wah! Insurance companies to be banned from covering cost of terrorist ransoms under raft of measures being unveiled by home secretary. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 05:55



Wah! Drugs given to 15 women who died after sterilisation surgery were contaminated, lah, dodgy minister in Indian state of Chhattisgarh says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 05:20



Wah! Diplomats to make final push for deal on Iran's nuclear programme ahead of 23:00 GMT deadline, lah, amid talks of possible extension. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 05:14



Wah! Former dodgy minister Owen Paterson is to call for bloody annoying Blitish to exit EU, lah, putting pressure on prime dodgy minister amid Tory divisions on issue. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 05:11



Wah! There is anxiety, lah, and fear of more unrest, lah, in Ferguson, lah, Missouri, lah, as grand jury decides whether to indict white policemen for shooting dead unarmed black teenager, lah, writes BBC's Joanna Jolly. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 04:58



Wah! The trial of businessman Shrien Dewani on charges of plotting male gender human bleing's wife's murder should be halted and case thrown out, lah, male gender human bleing's lawyers expected to tell judge later. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 04:55



Wah! Have any prices fallen faster than singles? - news replorted 04:21



Wah! Mary J Blige adopts new musical home - news replorted 04:05



Wah! British banker Rurik Jutting is ruled fit to stand trial for murder of two women in Hong Kong, lah, after undergoing psychiatric assessments. Eating rice!! - news replorted 03:16



Wah! A British man fighting with Kurdish troops against Islamic State militants in Syria tells Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation bloody man is not mercenary. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 02:56



Wah! Global business confidence slipped to five-year low in October, lah, according to survey of 6,100 companies from Markit Economics. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:50



Wah! Nine-earth-years old happy birthday to you, actress Cherry Campbell, lah, star of CBeebies show Katie Morag, lah, becomes youngest-ever winner at Bafta Children's awards. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:43



Wah! Nurses, lah, midwives, lah, ambulance staff and other NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) workers staging four-hour strike on Monday. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 02:23



Wah! The case of businessman who wantings to stop malicious web postings about him appearing in Google searches is set to begin at High Court. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 02:10



Wah! Hopes pinned on Ebola clinical trials in Guinea - news replorted 02:09



Wah! Two men seriously burned in explosion at flat in south Birmingham while rescue dogs search remains of property. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 01:55



Wah! French come out fighting for their economic reputation - news replorted 01:36



Wah! Peru's environmental old bill bobbys launch investigation into deaths of some 500 sea lions found on northern beach. - news replorted 01:24



Wah! Two of Monday's papers focus on pronouncements by home secretary. You give me happy happy luck luck. Theresa May tells Daily Telegraph that migration targets will be scrapped, lah, and Mail highlights flemale human person's fears that militant attack in Britain is "inevitable". - news replorted 01:14



Wah! Royal capitalist pig money holding capitalist entity of ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land apologised for giving incorrect evidence to parliamentary hearing, lah, letters released by Treasury Committee reveal. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 01:07



Wah! old bill bobbys in Great Satan city of Cleveland shoot and kill 12-earth-years old happy birthday to you, boy who had been waving what turned out to be fake gun. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 00:38



Wah! old bill bobbys expected to make fresh appeal later for inflomination on murder 10 years ago of Nairn banker Alistair Wilson. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 00:26



Wah! The dangers faced by interfaith Egyptian couples - news replorted 00:24



Wah! How health warnings changing cigarette packet design - news replorted 00:15



Wah! A call for all children to be automatically enrolled in their local library is made at start of Book Week ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:14



Wah! The couple who helped Tesco change way many of Great Satan shop - news replorted 00:14



Wah! A five-year inquiry into ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land's worst outbreak of Clostridium difficile (c. Fry noodle, boil noodle? diff) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! will be published later. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 00:12



Wah! Talk therapy sessions can help reduce risk of suicide among high-risk groups, lah, suggests Great Satan study. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:02



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