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Customer Letter: 1504 / 1528
Rose says...
LAND ROVER DISCOVERYAnother fantastic transaction from Ling. No hold ups, an time as advised, always kept in the picture, wonderful service. Dealer service for my new Discovery – Excellent.

Rose Clarke
Joules Limited
16 The Point
Rockingham Road
Market Harborough
LE16 7QU


Editor Note: Another fantastic customer :) Hahaha. Rose, you are always fantastic to deal with, thanks so much for choosing me again for the Disco. Look forward to the next one, etc. Top Midlands customer! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1370 / 1528
Rebecca says...
 What an absolutely fantastic service. Fun and relaxed throughout and thoroughly informative. Really prompt responses and processed application very quickly. Would recommend Ling and this service to anyone and have done several times since receiving the car. Thank you so much! Excellent delivery.

Rebecca Fitt
Address Withheld
Coalville
LE67 ***


Editor Note: No, no, thank YOU, Becky! You have a fantastic Astra SRi fast-as-hell Sporthatch now to pose around in. As you are in a very sensitive job, due to terrorist threat, I withhold your address. Hope you enjoy the car. Thanks for lovely letter! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1361 / 1528
Rose says...
FORD FOCUS ESTATEAnother very quick and friendly service. The car was delivered on time as email. This is our third car. Very pleased with the service we received, lots of emails keeping us updated of delivery. Excellent service on delivery, on time and the car was very clean.

Rose Clarke
Joules Limited
16 The Point
Rockingham Road
Market Harborough
LE16 7QU


Editor Note: Rose, yep, your company has had 3 cars from me. You love Ford Focuses. It is always a great pleasure to see your emails and LINGO messages, I am so happy when business customers say nice things about my service. Look forward to more cars! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1303 / 1528
Rose says...
FORD FOCUSDealing with Ling has been a great experience. She always kept me informed on a daily basis what was happening, responded to emails immediately, no problems at all. Car arrived on day of delivery at 8.30am. Would definitely deal with Ling again. We have bought two cars from her, one more on the way. Her emails are very funny. Car arrived promptly. Excellent. We had 2 cars to 2 delivery addresses, both arrived promptly.

Rose Clarke
Joules Limited
16 The Point
Rockingham Road
Market Harborough
LE16 7QU


Editor Note: Making customers happy is my main drive, so your letter is very welcome, Rose. You have had several cars, thanks! You are so lovely to deal with. You are clothing retailers, so you know how to give good service, so pleased that you are happy with my service. Thanks for great letter. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1282 / 1528
John says...
HONDA CIVICLing, only too happy to write a few words.

After some weeks of getting quotes from lease companies, I came across your wacky website. I thought I would give it a go. Well - from start to finish it has been the most efficient and at times entertaining way of leasing a car. Using the LINGO worked very well, within 5 weeks I had a brand new Honda Civic sitting on my drive.

Excellent delivery, on time, car looks good, delivered by a nice bloke.

John Kemp
8 Millfield Crescent
Braunstone Town
Leicester
LE3 2XJ


Editor Note: Another Honda Civic bites the dust! I like selling these, John, because they keep the factory people in Swindon in jobs. You are a senior cleansing officer for the council in Leicester, so I am sure your Civic will stay nice and clen, hahaha. Thanks for being such a charmer to deal with! Glad you like wacky website and LINGO, for people reading, that is my back-end customer communication tool. It inserts chip under skin and irritates you by vibrating when new message arrives. Simple :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1264 / 1528
John says...
FORD FIESTALing has given great service all the way through with sound and secure communications. I will certainly be leasing with her again, soon. The new Ford Fiesta was everything promised and was well delivered. Excellent. I'm very, very happy and I fully recommend!

John Pugh
476a Bradgate Road
Newtown Linford
Leicester
LE6 0HA


Editor Note: Jonroxxxxx, hahaha. As a company director for Rockingham Display Ltd, I appreciate your comments. It's always nice to get letters about good service from another boss. Fiestas = brilliant cars. Looking forward to more orders :) Bring them on, hahaha. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1249 / 1528
Andrew says...
VOLKSWAGEN TOUAREGDear Ling,

Thanks for the personal touch! Can't fault your price, professionalism and organisation. Great to do business with, when this lease is up I'll definitely be back! Great communications too.

Andrew O'Hanlon
2 Tower Court
Lubenham
Market Harborough
LE16 9SY


Editor Note: Andrew, well, you are now bombing around in a new Touareg, a cut price Porsche Cayenne (but better looking). What a deal, eh? If you had bought this big 4x4 for cash, you would lose a fortune in this damn credit crunch. Glad you are a happy chappy. As a Snap-On franchise, you know what good service is, you lot are the best at that. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1070 / 1528
John says...
 I've just received my Toyota Corolla Verso and I'm really glad I went to Ling to sort it out for me. I found Ling to be very efficient and made what is quite a dull process into one which ended up as a bit of fun! I would recommend to anyone.

Delivery was good and on time, mats would have been nice.

John Findlay
36 Burley Road
Langham
Oakham
LE15 7HY


Editor Note: John, don't be a misery gut :) You are getting a new 7 seat Verso, dead cheap, fixed price for the next few years. So, don't worry about car mats. You could have had those thrown in from a dealer, but you would have paid £££s more for the car. Nothing is free. Enjoy the Verso, thanks for being so nice to deal with. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1022 / 1528
Maxine says...
CarI am 100% satisfied with the service I have received from Lingscars.com. From sourcing the right car at the right price, through all paperwork to the actual delivery, everything has been perfect.

The attention to detail and personal touch has meant that I will recommend Ling to everyone I know. If the main dealerships were as good as they should be I would never have found Ling but thank goodness I did! Many many thanks.

Excellent delivery, friendly professional service, very helpful.

Maxine Silk
Address Withheld
Ashby-de-la-Zouch
LE65 ***


Editor Note: Wow! I am on a letter roll today! Thanks so much for this fantastic letter, Maxine. You are a star. I hope you love your new Audi A3 as much as you love my service. Again, you have a very high quality job, you are a Director/Business Development Manager, so your words just doubled in value to me, thanks! Go drive! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 987 / 1528
Martin says...
CarLing saved me from Roger! Roger who worked for a bigger lease company and tried bullshitting me about metallic paint having no effect on resale. My experience with Ling has been excellent, funny, crappy sweets and professional customer service when it counts. Car arrived earlier than expected and I won't hesitate to come back in two years. Thanks

Martin Royall
4 Alvaston Road
Leicester
LE3 2EA


Editor Note: Roger the Dodger at XXXXX, eh? Well, I refuse to lie to customers just to move cars that I want - I like to give the customer what THEY want. So pleased you are saved, Martin, and so pleased you now have metallic paint CHEAPER than flat paint on this car. Why these bigger lease companies think they should pull these stunts and lie, I don't know? Anyway, now you have a great Renault Grand Scenic to pose around in. Enjoy it. Sorry about the sweets, Roger certainly doesn't supply THOSE! Hahahaha! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 864 / 1528
Leigh says...
CarWell, who would have thought you could buy a car without speaking to anyone!?!

This is exactly what I did (not that I wouldn't have minded speaking to Ling, though). The whole deal on my new Renault Megane Coupe Cabrio was done very efficiently by email. All questions were answered very promptly and all my options and changes of mind were dealt with understandingly and without hesitation.

Service brilliant - car brilliant. Back in 12 months for another, hopefully. Delivery all as arranged, excellent!

Leigh Cole
11A Kenilworth Road
Wigston
LE18 4UF


Editor Note: Wow. Wow. Wow. I did not deliberately not speak to you Leigh, hehehe. But everything went so smoothly without human intervention needed on the phone. Lovely. This keeps my costs down and means I can knock out the cars even cheaper. Great! All you need now is some sunshine for the Megane CC! Thanks for the letter. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 791 / 1528
Craig says...
CarI think it's great that I got to deal directly with Ling and my fiancée absolutely loves her new car!! Excellent delivery. Thanks Ling!

Craig Pope
72 Clarence Road
Hinckley
LE10 1DR


Editor Note: Craig, I hope the Grande Punto has done the trick for your future wife (or civil partner - I can never be too sure, hehehe). These are fantastic value cars. So pleased you are happy, and it is me who should be pleased I spoke directly to you, you were lovely customer. thanks. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 696 / 1528
Iain says...
CarLing, you did a fantastic job... despite all the paperwork going missing during the postal strike - several times! But it was still no trouble to you to send more and more docs to me. I am very pleased with your service and would use you again without hesitation. Excellent delivery of the Honda Civic, it was delivered in A1 condition.

Iain Cooper
4 Main Street
Bringhurst
LE16 8RJ


Editor Note: Iain, well, those bloody postmen, eh? I sent THREE sets of docs in all, even the Special Deliveries went missing. Two weeks later, the missing documents have arrived, all shredded and safe, now. These Hondas are VERY popular, I must have delivered 20 recently, every customer have been really happy. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 653 / 1528
Mick says...
CarHi Ling,

The Kia Sportage was delivered on Monday and after driving it for the last 5 days I thought I would let you know how pleased I am with it. Thank you for the excellence service you provided and I will have no hesitation in recommending you in the future.

Mick Griffin
Kibworth Building
3 Church Close
Kibworth
Leicester
LE8 0SF


Editor Note: Mick, that's brilliant! I also have a Kia Sportage that Jon drives. These are really great cars for the money, like a half-price Freelander. Glad you like it, and glad you like my service. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 615 / 1528
Wayne says...
CarWe came across Ling's website on the Internet and were attracted by its "easy to use" and unique format. Ling was extremely efficient and friendly and made the whole process of leasing a car easy (even though the Citroen C2 was delayed... not Ling's fault, it was the factory). We are very happy with our new Citroen C2 and so much so that I recommended Ling to my sister, who took a car, too! The car was delivered safely and on time to me, at my work address.

Wayne Farmer
Phoenix House 3
Berridge Street
Leicester
LE1 5JE


Editor Note: Wayne, you were not mistaken - your car did take longer than it should have. Reason? The bloody French. There was a strike at the factory! Bloody communists! Hehehe. What could I do? Here is what Citroen UK say, in an internal memo I sneaked... it is funny as hell (unless you are waiting for your car):

Internal Citroen UK Memo: ...(lists of chassis numbers - Ling)...
"...As the above information is about as much use as a chocolate teapot (!!!) I will try and explain a little further... C2 and C3 (production - Ling) were originally delayed due to a factory strike. At first Paris so very kindly forgot to mention the strike (to Citroen UK - Ling) this threw out our computer systems and meant we were provided with inaccurate hand-over dates (from Citroen France to Citroen UK - Ling) and we were unaware of the inaccuracies. As a result some of the inaccurate dates were relayed to dealers. So; this is probably your first source of disinformation. Second, and most unlike the French (hehehe - Ling), another company - this time the one who provide the seats - went on strike. Hence delay number 2 and yet more confusion. The vehicles are most likely built, at least the majority, but they have not yet been assigned chassis as they have no seats!!! The good news is the seat company are no longer on strike. What would be really helpful to you now would be for me to provide a date when they will be with you, but unfortunately, we just do not know!! I have spoken to the supply manager responsible for C2 and he is unsure of how they are arranging the fitting of the seats to the cars i.e. what order they will be completed. The only communication from the factory is they'll be up to speed by the end of the month. In best case scenario, as you have been given the first chassis, the rest should all follow relatively quickly, but we just do not know. The vehicles will not be with you for week beginning 13th as they will be hitting Calais first and then start their journey. When they will hit Calais is anybody's guess. I know in total this e-mail has not been much help but we just can't accurately predict a delivery date for these vehicles as yet. Hopefully, in a week or so, the situation will become clearer and then we may be of more use!!"

Hope you can see that when even the bloody factory or importer has no clue what is happening, sometimes I am slightly out of control on deliveries. You must be philosophical! These are only cars. No-one dies, it is not life and death. These are only metal boxes with wheels! So chill (as you did, Wayne - good boy!)... - Ling




Letter
Customer Letter: 609 / 1528
David says...
CarThanks Ling, the BMW 3 Series Coupe is fantastic! The whole process from start to finish was efficient, professional and hassle-free. I will be back in 2-years for my next car and will be recommending you to all my friends and colleagues.

David Sutcliffe
35 Warner St
Barrow Upon Soar
Loughborough
LE12 8PB


Editor Note: That's what I like to hear, David!! Good boy. Recommending me means I can save money on advertising - and pass on the savings to customers. You were a very nice and sweet BMW customer, no fuss to deal with :) Go drive it, hehehe! - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 534 / 1528
Patricia says...
 "Great prices from Ling - unable to find better deals anywhere on the web! It was a very refreshing personal service from Ling, no call centres! Highly recommended. Very good delivery, my Vauxhall Astra even turned up early!"

Patricia Woolley
2 Manor Court
Wymeswold
Loughborough
LE12 6SJ


Editor Note: My Astra 1.8 SRi's have been so cheap and so popular! Great to deal with you Tricia, thanks for being so lovely to talk to. Enjoy the bloody Vauxhall! - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 464 / 1528
Gary says...
MAZDA 5"Dear Ling

Thank you very much for arranging the delivery of our new Mazda 5. The car is excellent, and such good value. I appreciate the hard work you put into my case when the paperwork got difficult (we struggled to find sufficient address proofs - Ling).

Car delivery excellent, driven to me with 100 miles on the clock.

I say "Ling for Prime Minister!!!"

Gary Morgan
Morgan Branson Associates
86 Castle Street
Hinckley
LE10 1DD


Editor Note: Gary, the problem is that the finance companies are paranoid about ID theft. You didn't have enough proofs to hand, but by getting a letter from your bank, we sorted it. After that, your car was delivered fast :) So pleased you will vote for me, UK's first Chinese prime minister! - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 163 / 1528
Doug says...
Intriguing website. Am looking to replace my car and your company is definitely top of the list. Noodles is a perfectly acceptable bribe level - although I think politicians go as high as a turnip.

Doug Cubin
4 Dalley Close
Syston
LE7 2LN


Editor Note: Turnip, hmmm. Maybe good idea, but postage too high. You can tell British politicians get free postage - Ling



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Wah! Think tank Demos identifies 10,000 aggressive tweets using terms 'slut' and 'whore' sent from bloody annoying Blitish accounts over three-week period. I read you little red book! - news replorted 08:05



Wah! The sinister tale of Jekyll and Hyde is given new twist in dance production at Old Vic. Fry noodle, boil noodle? - news replorted 07:39



Wah! Oil continues its recovery, lah, with prices rising above $50 barrel for first clock time result in 2016 as result of supply disruptions and increased global demand. I read you little red book! - news replorted 06:50



Wah! HS2 is over-priced, lah, gold-plated project and will fail in many of its objectives group of transport experts warns. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:48



Wah! Vote Leave has accused airline capitalist entity Ryanair of breaking electoral law in its campaign for bloody annoying Blitish to stay in EU. - news replorted 06:26



Wah! The mums whose partners shook their babies - news replorted 05:47



Wah! One person is killed and three others wounded in shooting at concert hall in New York where hip-hop artist TI was due to perform. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 05:36



Wah! Film star Johnny Depp and male gender human bleing's actress wife Amber Heard to divorce, lah, Great Satan court rice-paper officialing doumentlation reveal. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 04:41



Wah! Probation officers being told not to take action against offenders who breach sentence terms, lah, because their companies risk being fined, lah, watchdog in Province of Engrish running-dogs and Welsh land of sheep and more sheep has said. I read you little red book! - news replorted 04:19



Wah! Nick Robinson looks at why curry houses appear to be Eurosceptic. Fry noodle, boil noodle? - news replorted 03:16



Wah! A couple of campers describe moment three lions explored their campsite. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 03:11



Wah! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation journalist Victoria Derbyshire has completed six weeks (week is 8 days in Super-Duper-Chinese-State lunar calendar; 48 weeks to year and no damn holidays!) of radiotherapy, lah, flemale human person's last major treatment for breast cancer. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 03:07



Wah! BBC's Victoria Derbyshire completes breast cancer treatment - news replorted 03:07



Wah! Workers at French nuclear power stations due to join strike over labour reforms that has already paralysed oil refineries and triggered fuel shortages. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:47



Wah! Refugee has been announced as Children's Word of Year after appearing in hundreds of short stories written by young human bliengs for Radio 2's 500 Words competition. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 02:42



Wah! The Great Satan nuclear weapons force still uses 1970s-era computer systems and floppy disks, lah, government report reveals. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:26



Wah! A bloody annoying Blitish online university network is claiming "breakthrough moment" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) as students can cut cost of Russell Group degree by studying part of it online. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 02:20



Wah! A set of stamps celebrating 50 years of British rock group Pink Floyd having been unveiled by Royal Mail. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 02:20



Wah! The NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) in Province of Engrish running-dogs must getting grip on delays patients face in being released from hospital, lah, as problem causes unnecessary harm and wastes money, lah, National Audit Office says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:18



Wah! Half-a-century of Guyana's gifts to world - news replorted 02:15



Wah! The final statistics before June's referendum on levels of EU migration into bloody annoying Blitish expected to spark fierce debate between Remain and Leave camps. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:00



Wah! James Naughtie looks at effect Bernie Sanders may having on this year's Great Satan presidential election. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 01:42



Wah! "Foolish" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) EU procurement rules cost bloody annoying Blitish taxpayers RMB Yuan #1.6bn year, lah, which could be better spent on new hospitals and flood defences, lah, Leave campaigners say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 01:13



Wah! NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) Province of Engrish running-dogs spending on private ambulances for 999 calls trebles to RMB Yuan #68m in four years, lah, data gathered by Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation shows. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:56



Wah! A family whose two-earth-years old happy birthday to you, son received heart transplant after 14-month waiting like hell in hospital say they having been given "a second chance at life". - news replorted 00:50



Wah! I had to leave my velly own damn partner to lose weight - news replorted 00:48



Wah! The Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs Parliament is to give its backing to case for bloody annoying Blitish remaining in European Union following debate in Holyrood chamber. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 00:23



Wah! A teacher who allegedly told students what to expect in Higher bloody Engrish exam sparked near-emergency at exams agency, lah, Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land understands. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:17



Wah! Ex-porn star turned Bollywood actress moves into erotic fiction - news replorted 00:13



Wah! A new film tells story of Japanese man who survived atomic bombing of Hiroshima and dedicated male gender human bleing's life to identifying American POW victims. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:12



Wah! A blanket ban on so-called legal highs comes into force across UK, lah, with new laws criminalising their production, lah, distribution, lah, sale and supply. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:08



Wah! White-hot flash points in bloody annoying Blitish and EU's relationship - news replorted 00:04



Wah! But does Hiroshima even wanting "I da man! Yes I can!" Obama to say sorry? - news replorted 00:02



Wah! Eleven Great Satan states file lawsuit challenging "I da man! Yes I can!" Obama administration's recent efforts to expand rights of transgender students. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:01



Wah! The perils of trying to run business in Venezuela - news replorted 00:01



Wah! The mistakes worth millions to stamp collectors - news replorted 00:00



Wah! The number of human bliengs who made complaints about payday loan companies soared by 178% in year to March, lah, Financial Ombudsman has revealed. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:00



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