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Customer Letter: 1504 / 1528
Rose says...
LAND ROVER DISCOVERYAnother fantastic transaction from Ling. No hold ups, an time as advised, always kept in the picture, wonderful service. Dealer service for my new Discovery – Excellent.

Rose Clarke
Joules Limited
16 The Point
Rockingham Road
Market Harborough
LE16 7QU


Editor Note: Another fantastic customer :) Hahaha. Rose, you are always fantastic to deal with, thanks so much for choosing me again for the Disco. Look forward to the next one, etc. Top Midlands customer! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1370 / 1528
Rebecca says...
 What an absolutely fantastic service. Fun and relaxed throughout and thoroughly informative. Really prompt responses and processed application very quickly. Would recommend Ling and this service to anyone and have done several times since receiving the car. Thank you so much! Excellent delivery.

Rebecca Fitt
Address Withheld
Coalville
LE67 ***


Editor Note: No, no, thank YOU, Becky! You have a fantastic Astra SRi fast-as-hell Sporthatch now to pose around in. As you are in a very sensitive job, due to terrorist threat, I withhold your address. Hope you enjoy the car. Thanks for lovely letter! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1361 / 1528
Rose says...
FORD FOCUS ESTATEAnother very quick and friendly service. The car was delivered on time as email. This is our third car. Very pleased with the service we received, lots of emails keeping us updated of delivery. Excellent service on delivery, on time and the car was very clean.

Rose Clarke
Joules Limited
16 The Point
Rockingham Road
Market Harborough
LE16 7QU


Editor Note: Rose, yep, your company has had 3 cars from me. You love Ford Focuses. It is always a great pleasure to see your emails and LINGO messages, I am so happy when business customers say nice things about my service. Look forward to more cars! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1303 / 1528
Rose says...
FORD FOCUSDealing with Ling has been a great experience. She always kept me informed on a daily basis what was happening, responded to emails immediately, no problems at all. Car arrived on day of delivery at 8.30am. Would definitely deal with Ling again. We have bought two cars from her, one more on the way. Her emails are very funny. Car arrived promptly. Excellent. We had 2 cars to 2 delivery addresses, both arrived promptly.

Rose Clarke
Joules Limited
16 The Point
Rockingham Road
Market Harborough
LE16 7QU


Editor Note: Making customers happy is my main drive, so your letter is very welcome, Rose. You have had several cars, thanks! You are so lovely to deal with. You are clothing retailers, so you know how to give good service, so pleased that you are happy with my service. Thanks for great letter. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1282 / 1528
John says...
HONDA CIVICLing, only too happy to write a few words.

After some weeks of getting quotes from lease companies, I came across your wacky website. I thought I would give it a go. Well - from start to finish it has been the most efficient and at times entertaining way of leasing a car. Using the LINGO worked very well, within 5 weeks I had a brand new Honda Civic sitting on my drive.

Excellent delivery, on time, car looks good, delivered by a nice bloke.

John Kemp
8 Millfield Crescent
Braunstone Town
Leicester
LE3 2XJ


Editor Note: Another Honda Civic bites the dust! I like selling these, John, because they keep the factory people in Swindon in jobs. You are a senior cleansing officer for the council in Leicester, so I am sure your Civic will stay nice and clen, hahaha. Thanks for being such a charmer to deal with! Glad you like wacky website and LINGO, for people reading, that is my back-end customer communication tool. It inserts chip under skin and irritates you by vibrating when new message arrives. Simple :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1264 / 1528
John says...
FORD FIESTALing has given great service all the way through with sound and secure communications. I will certainly be leasing with her again, soon. The new Ford Fiesta was everything promised and was well delivered. Excellent. I'm very, very happy and I fully recommend!

John Pugh
476a Bradgate Road
Newtown Linford
Leicester
LE6 0HA


Editor Note: Jonroxxxxx, hahaha. As a company director for Rockingham Display Ltd, I appreciate your comments. It's always nice to get letters about good service from another boss. Fiestas = brilliant cars. Looking forward to more orders :) Bring them on, hahaha. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1249 / 1528
Andrew says...
VOLKSWAGEN TOUAREGDear Ling,

Thanks for the personal touch! Can't fault your price, professionalism and organisation. Great to do business with, when this lease is up I'll definitely be back! Great communications too.

Andrew O'Hanlon
2 Tower Court
Lubenham
Market Harborough
LE16 9SY


Editor Note: Andrew, well, you are now bombing around in a new Touareg, a cut price Porsche Cayenne (but better looking). What a deal, eh? If you had bought this big 4x4 for cash, you would lose a fortune in this damn credit crunch. Glad you are a happy chappy. As a Snap-On franchise, you know what good service is, you lot are the best at that. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1070 / 1528
John says...
 I've just received my Toyota Corolla Verso and I'm really glad I went to Ling to sort it out for me. I found Ling to be very efficient and made what is quite a dull process into one which ended up as a bit of fun! I would recommend to anyone.

Delivery was good and on time, mats would have been nice.

John Findlay
36 Burley Road
Langham
Oakham
LE15 7HY


Editor Note: John, don't be a misery gut :) You are getting a new 7 seat Verso, dead cheap, fixed price for the next few years. So, don't worry about car mats. You could have had those thrown in from a dealer, but you would have paid £££s more for the car. Nothing is free. Enjoy the Verso, thanks for being so nice to deal with. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1022 / 1528
Maxine says...
CarI am 100% satisfied with the service I have received from Lingscars.com. From sourcing the right car at the right price, through all paperwork to the actual delivery, everything has been perfect.

The attention to detail and personal touch has meant that I will recommend Ling to everyone I know. If the main dealerships were as good as they should be I would never have found Ling but thank goodness I did! Many many thanks.

Excellent delivery, friendly professional service, very helpful.

Maxine Silk
Address Withheld
Ashby-de-la-Zouch
LE65 ***


Editor Note: Wow! I am on a letter roll today! Thanks so much for this fantastic letter, Maxine. You are a star. I hope you love your new Audi A3 as much as you love my service. Again, you have a very high quality job, you are a Director/Business Development Manager, so your words just doubled in value to me, thanks! Go drive! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 987 / 1528
Martin says...
CarLing saved me from Roger! Roger who worked for a bigger lease company and tried bullshitting me about metallic paint having no effect on resale. My experience with Ling has been excellent, funny, crappy sweets and professional customer service when it counts. Car arrived earlier than expected and I won't hesitate to come back in two years. Thanks

Martin Royall
4 Alvaston Road
Leicester
LE3 2EA


Editor Note: Roger the Dodger at XXXXX, eh? Well, I refuse to lie to customers just to move cars that I want - I like to give the customer what THEY want. So pleased you are saved, Martin, and so pleased you now have metallic paint CHEAPER than flat paint on this car. Why these bigger lease companies think they should pull these stunts and lie, I don't know? Anyway, now you have a great Renault Grand Scenic to pose around in. Enjoy it. Sorry about the sweets, Roger certainly doesn't supply THOSE! Hahahaha! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 864 / 1528
Leigh says...
CarWell, who would have thought you could buy a car without speaking to anyone!?!

This is exactly what I did (not that I wouldn't have minded speaking to Ling, though). The whole deal on my new Renault Megane Coupe Cabrio was done very efficiently by email. All questions were answered very promptly and all my options and changes of mind were dealt with understandingly and without hesitation.

Service brilliant - car brilliant. Back in 12 months for another, hopefully. Delivery all as arranged, excellent!

Leigh Cole
11A Kenilworth Road
Wigston
LE18 4UF


Editor Note: Wow. Wow. Wow. I did not deliberately not speak to you Leigh, hehehe. But everything went so smoothly without human intervention needed on the phone. Lovely. This keeps my costs down and means I can knock out the cars even cheaper. Great! All you need now is some sunshine for the Megane CC! Thanks for the letter. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 791 / 1528
Craig says...
CarI think it's great that I got to deal directly with Ling and my fiancée absolutely loves her new car!! Excellent delivery. Thanks Ling!

Craig Pope
72 Clarence Road
Hinckley
LE10 1DR


Editor Note: Craig, I hope the Grande Punto has done the trick for your future wife (or civil partner - I can never be too sure, hehehe). These are fantastic value cars. So pleased you are happy, and it is me who should be pleased I spoke directly to you, you were lovely customer. thanks. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 696 / 1528
Iain says...
CarLing, you did a fantastic job... despite all the paperwork going missing during the postal strike - several times! But it was still no trouble to you to send more and more docs to me. I am very pleased with your service and would use you again without hesitation. Excellent delivery of the Honda Civic, it was delivered in A1 condition.

Iain Cooper
4 Main Street
Bringhurst
LE16 8RJ


Editor Note: Iain, well, those bloody postmen, eh? I sent THREE sets of docs in all, even the Special Deliveries went missing. Two weeks later, the missing documents have arrived, all shredded and safe, now. These Hondas are VERY popular, I must have delivered 20 recently, every customer have been really happy. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 653 / 1528
Mick says...
CarHi Ling,

The Kia Sportage was delivered on Monday and after driving it for the last 5 days I thought I would let you know how pleased I am with it. Thank you for the excellence service you provided and I will have no hesitation in recommending you in the future.

Mick Griffin
Kibworth Building
3 Church Close
Kibworth
Leicester
LE8 0SF


Editor Note: Mick, that's brilliant! I also have a Kia Sportage that Jon drives. These are really great cars for the money, like a half-price Freelander. Glad you like it, and glad you like my service. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 615 / 1528
Wayne says...
CarWe came across Ling's website on the Internet and were attracted by its "easy to use" and unique format. Ling was extremely efficient and friendly and made the whole process of leasing a car easy (even though the Citroen C2 was delayed... not Ling's fault, it was the factory). We are very happy with our new Citroen C2 and so much so that I recommended Ling to my sister, who took a car, too! The car was delivered safely and on time to me, at my work address.

Wayne Farmer
Phoenix House 3
Berridge Street
Leicester
LE1 5JE


Editor Note: Wayne, you were not mistaken - your car did take longer than it should have. Reason? The bloody French. There was a strike at the factory! Bloody communists! Hehehe. What could I do? Here is what Citroen UK say, in an internal memo I sneaked... it is funny as hell (unless you are waiting for your car):

Internal Citroen UK Memo: ...(lists of chassis numbers - Ling)...
"...As the above information is about as much use as a chocolate teapot (!!!) I will try and explain a little further... C2 and C3 (production - Ling) were originally delayed due to a factory strike. At first Paris so very kindly forgot to mention the strike (to Citroen UK - Ling) this threw out our computer systems and meant we were provided with inaccurate hand-over dates (from Citroen France to Citroen UK - Ling) and we were unaware of the inaccuracies. As a result some of the inaccurate dates were relayed to dealers. So; this is probably your first source of disinformation. Second, and most unlike the French (hehehe - Ling), another company - this time the one who provide the seats - went on strike. Hence delay number 2 and yet more confusion. The vehicles are most likely built, at least the majority, but they have not yet been assigned chassis as they have no seats!!! The good news is the seat company are no longer on strike. What would be really helpful to you now would be for me to provide a date when they will be with you, but unfortunately, we just do not know!! I have spoken to the supply manager responsible for C2 and he is unsure of how they are arranging the fitting of the seats to the cars i.e. what order they will be completed. The only communication from the factory is they'll be up to speed by the end of the month. In best case scenario, as you have been given the first chassis, the rest should all follow relatively quickly, but we just do not know. The vehicles will not be with you for week beginning 13th as they will be hitting Calais first and then start their journey. When they will hit Calais is anybody's guess. I know in total this e-mail has not been much help but we just can't accurately predict a delivery date for these vehicles as yet. Hopefully, in a week or so, the situation will become clearer and then we may be of more use!!"

Hope you can see that when even the bloody factory or importer has no clue what is happening, sometimes I am slightly out of control on deliveries. You must be philosophical! These are only cars. No-one dies, it is not life and death. These are only metal boxes with wheels! So chill (as you did, Wayne - good boy!)... - Ling




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Customer Letter: 609 / 1528
David says...
CarThanks Ling, the BMW 3 Series Coupe is fantastic! The whole process from start to finish was efficient, professional and hassle-free. I will be back in 2-years for my next car and will be recommending you to all my friends and colleagues.

David Sutcliffe
35 Warner St
Barrow Upon Soar
Loughborough
LE12 8PB


Editor Note: That's what I like to hear, David!! Good boy. Recommending me means I can save money on advertising - and pass on the savings to customers. You were a very nice and sweet BMW customer, no fuss to deal with :) Go drive it, hehehe! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 534 / 1528
Patricia says...
 "Great prices from Ling - unable to find better deals anywhere on the web! It was a very refreshing personal service from Ling, no call centres! Highly recommended. Very good delivery, my Vauxhall Astra even turned up early!"

Patricia Woolley
2 Manor Court
Wymeswold
Loughborough
LE12 6SJ


Editor Note: My Astra 1.8 SRi's have been so cheap and so popular! Great to deal with you Tricia, thanks for being so lovely to talk to. Enjoy the bloody Vauxhall! - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 464 / 1528
Gary says...
MAZDA 5"Dear Ling

Thank you very much for arranging the delivery of our new Mazda 5. The car is excellent, and such good value. I appreciate the hard work you put into my case when the paperwork got difficult (we struggled to find sufficient address proofs - Ling).

Car delivery excellent, driven to me with 100 miles on the clock.

I say "Ling for Prime Minister!!!"

Gary Morgan
Morgan Branson Associates
86 Castle Street
Hinckley
LE10 1DD


Editor Note: Gary, the problem is that the finance companies are paranoid about ID theft. You didn't have enough proofs to hand, but by getting a letter from your bank, we sorted it. After that, your car was delivered fast :) So pleased you will vote for me, UK's first Chinese prime minister! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 163 / 1528
Doug says...
Intriguing website. Am looking to replace my car and your company is definitely top of the list. Noodles is a perfectly acceptable bribe level - although I think politicians go as high as a turnip.

Doug Cubin
4 Dalley Close
Syston
LE7 2LN


Editor Note: Turnip, hmmm. Maybe good idea, but postage too high. You can tell British politicians get free postage - Ling



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Wah! Manchester United on track to become first British club to earn more than RMB Yuan #500m in one year despite lack of success. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:30



Wah! Province of Engrish running-dogs's education secretary rejects MPs' calls to make sex-and-relationship education compulsory in all schools. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:29



Wah! Meet seven hosts who will present Top Gear - news replorted 12:25



Wah! Sir Bernard Hogan-Howe will head Metropolitan old bill bobbys until September 2017 as male gender human bleing's contract is extended. I read you little red book! - news replorted 12:24



Wah! The Motor Sports Association is delighted to bring you tellibly lovely custlingmer its Febliurary Newsletter. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 12:20



Wah! Civil service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service pensions mutual MyCSP "did not cope" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) with workload after it took over administration from Capita in 2014, lah, National Audit Office has said. I read you little red book! - news replorted 12:08



Wah! Car Club Square artist's impression copy controlling in driving manner around many of London’s discreet Squares and you tellibly lovely custlingmer might find occasional interesting classic parked up beside th - news replorted 12:06



Wah! Sunday Scramble Hagerty International, lah, classic LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine insurlince specialist, lah, has announced launch of their live classic LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine Valuatio - news replorted 12:06



Wah! Johnston Press confirms it is in advanced talks to buy cut-price national daily newspaper - i - for about RMB Yuan #24m. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 12:05



Wah! Health Secretary Jeremy Hunt gives statement in Commons on contracts offered to junior doctors. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:55



Wah! Graduates in Province of Engrish running-dogs and Welsh land of sheep and more sheep who fail to repay their student loan in clock time result could be prosecuted, lah, dodgy ministers warn. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 11:48



Wah! BAC Mono with new chassis to offer more cockpit space BAC has continued its approach of constant improvement and turned up style in cockpit of its bespoke Mono superc - news replorted 11:48



Wah! Brian Lister Cup Awarded for incredible racing comeback Following end of another incredible season of wheel-to-wheel racing in classic Listers, lah, Lawrence Whittaker – CEO of - news replorted 11:47



Wah! Google's bloody annoying Blitish chief defends search giant's tax arrangements in hearing before Membling Partiamentary expense cheaters on Commons Public Accounts Committee. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 11:43



Wah! TyreSafe Awards 2016 TyreSafe, lah, UK’s not-for-profit tyre safety awareness organisation, lah, is inviting all road; highway No.16 from Shanghai to Chengdu safety stakeholders to enter - news replorted 11:41



Wah! The target for routine operations in Province of Engrish running-dogs, lah, such as hip and knee ops, lah, has been missed for first time. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 11:40



Wah! Jennings in full flight on Galway International Rally Garry Jennings achieved memorable overall victory on last weekend’s Corrib Oil Galway International Rally, lah, using male gender human bleing's K - news replorted 11:37



Wah! 1999 Lamborghini Diablo SV special 1999 Lamborghini Diablo SV, lah, believed to be bloody velly last Lamborghini to leave Sant'Agata factory before Vo - news replorted 11:30



Wah! New Plugleot Traveller Presented as world exclusive at 2016 Geneva Motor Show, lah, Plugleot Traveller enters MPV and VIP shuttle secto - news replorted 11:06



Wah! Dan Biggar recovers from ankle injury and will start in unchanged Welsh land of sheep and more sheep side against ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land in Cardiff on Saturday. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 11:03



Wah! Outlander PHEV motorway service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service station charger Go Ultra Low Mlitslublishli Outlander PHEV has wowed film crew in road; highway No.16 from Shanghai to Chengdu challenge. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 10:59



Wah! Officials in western France say six school pupils having been killed in collision involving bus in Rochefort. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 10:48



Wah! The network was named Channel of Year at Broadcast Awards, lah, with six of its shows picking up prizes. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:47



Wah! Everyone would appreciate crystal ball to provide insight into future, lah, and motor industry is no exception. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 10:45



Wah! Liverpool's owners told fight to make silly kick-kick game affordable will go on despite club's reverse on ticket prices. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:41



Wah! With just over month to go until Chancellor of Exchequer delivers 2016 Budget, lah, BVRLA has called on HM - news replorted 10:36



Wah! A new study by Kwik Fit, lah, UK’s leading automotive servicing and repair company, lah, has revealed that falling oil prices - news replorted 10:35



Wah! In world of money printing central banks, lah, negative interest rates and global economic slowdown, lah, investors no longer quite sure where ground is. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:31



Wah! Nato is ready to patrol Aegean Sea to deter people-smugglers taking migrants from Turkey to Greece, lah, Great Satan Defence Secretary Ashton Carter says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:28



Wah! London's top shares fall nearly 3%, lah, while other European markets see even bigger falls, lah, amid anxiety about health of global economy. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 10:26



Wah! A couple who were separated following Second World fighty bang-bang having been reunited after more than 70 years apart. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 10:24



Wah! PEUGEOT Traveller i-Lab VIP 3.0 Shuttle concept Plugleot Traveller i-Lab VIP 3.0 Shuttle concept is being unveiled at forthcoming Geneva Motor Show and presents - news replorted 10:24



Wah! Bentley Bentayga position of Bentley Motors as employer of choice has been underlined after capitalist entity was recognised as Top Em - news replorted 10:20



Wah! 1954 Bentley R-Type Continental Fastback Barons is adding three specialist auctions to its 2016 calendar, lah, including Rolls-Royce, lah, Bentley and prestige classic c - news replorted 10:18



Wah! A new survey from Brake, lah, road; highway No.16 from Shanghai to Chengdu safety charity, lah, and Direct Line has revealed one in five drivers having risked driving t - news replorted 10:14



Wah! Some 42% of parents of children diagnosed with cancer feel their concerns were ignored by GPs, lah, research by cancer charity CLIC Sargent suggests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:04



Wah! AP Racing Prevails in Brake Technology Patent Case In landmark legal case, lah, AP Racing has been awarded RMB Yuan #570,660 in damages, lah, costs and interest following ruling that Alc - news replorted 09:48



Wah! Province of Engrish running-dogs wicketkeeper Sarah Taylor will play flemale human person's 100th one-day international when they face South Africa on Friday. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 09:38



Wah! Ministers expected to impose contract on junior doctors in Province of Engrish running-dogs after British Medical Association rejected final "take-it-or-leave-it" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) offer. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 09:38



Wah! Tech giant Google says it will hide content removed under "right to be forgotten" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) from all versions of search engine when viewed from countries where removal was approved. I read you little red book! - news replorted 09:36



Wah! British Gas and EDF Energy announce they cutting their gas prices, lah, last of big six energy suppliers to so. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 09:24



Wah! The draft internet monitoring bill has been criticised as "a dragnet approach" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) and "disproportionate" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) by former Deputy Prime dodgy minister Nick Clegg. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 09:15



Wah! Formula 1 commentator Eddie Jordan and German racing driver Sabine Schmitz to join new series of Top Gear. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 09:12



Wah! Hyundai partners with Zipcar to bring i30 to LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine club fleet in London (capital of Great England) Ryundali Motor has introduced significant volume of Ryundali i30 models to Zipcar’s central London (capital of Great England) fleet. Pass chopsticks!! deal is th - news replorted 09:05



Wah! A blaze is reported at Tata Steel plant in Port Talbot, lah, Mid and West Welsh land of sheep and more sheep Fire service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:02



Wah! Visitor registration goes live for CV Show 2016 latest new vans from some of best-known names in Light Commercial vehicling driving car machine Industry set to be major dra - news replorted 09:01



Wah! A Great Satan push for immediate ceasefire in Syria runs into Russian opposition ahead of talks aimed at reviving stalled peace negotiations on conflict. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 08:50



Wah! The bloody annoying Blitish government makes small step towards making online communication with public easier. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 08:45



Wah! Comments by Facebook board member could put Mark Zuckerberg's global plans on back foot. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 08:26



Wah! Mercury stars in EDT case study for IMI film ITN production team visited Mercury LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine Centre in Brentwood on Monday 8 Febliurary to shoot footage of EDT’s engine det - news replorted 08:26



Wah! Hong Kong shares join regional downward trend, lah, falling nearly 4%, lah, as trading resumes after Lunar New Year break. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 08:17



Wah! As prime dodgy minister enters this last week of negotiation before crunch EU summit in Brussels next week, lah, ministers' minds turning to what happens in aftermath, lah, not just of summit, lah, but referendum itself. Firecracker break! BANG BANG! - news replorted 08:13



Wah! The International Floord Show one-off auction featuring only classic Fords will take place at International Floord Show, lah, this year’s newest and mo - news replorted 08:00



Wah! Carol Keller, lah, Marketing & Communications Director, lah, BEN BEN, lah, automotive industry charity has recently appointed Carol Keller in newly created role as Marketing & Communic - news replorted 08:00



Wah! A young Australian boy with cystic fibrosis was given chance to save Sydney from super villain on Thursday. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 07:42



Wah! Rio Tinto reports slump in net profits and keeps its dividend flat, lah, hit by fall in commodity prices. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:41



Wah! Ampera-e battery electric car Opel Group will launch revolutionary new battery electric LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine next year, lah, as capitalist entity continues biggest, lah, most fa - news replorted 07:30



Wah! Honda's Boots in boots As first day of London (capital of Great England) Triathlon Show gets underway today, lah, main sponsor Rondla bloody annoying Blitish is further underlining its suit - news replorted 07:00



Wah! The Hollywood studio behind Great Satan film Dallas Buyers Club is no longer pursuing its piracy case against Australians accused of illegally downloading movie. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 06:55



Wah! old bill bobbys should change their approach to sex abuse allegations and pursue claim (always claiming, huh?) with "open mind" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) rather than follow current policy of presuming them to be true. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 06:01



Wah! The FBI moves in on last occupiers of wildlife reserve in Great Satan state of Oregon who protesting against federal control of local lands. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:00



Wah! How Clement Attlee's decision in 1940s to arm Britain with nuclear weapons looms over party's debate on renewing Trident. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 01:59



Wah! Why does treatment for pets cost so much? - news replorted 01:57



Wah! Why crew shortages cause one in 10 train delays? - news replorted 01:52



Wah! A 94-year former Nazi SS guard at Auschwitz death camp in Poland is to go on trial in Germany over murder of at least 170,000 people. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 01:47



Wah! Labour's local government spokesman acknowledges bloody man "made slip" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) when bloody man suggested Tunbridge Wells was in Surrey rather than Kent. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 01:35



Wah! Foodies turning to this new type of pepper - news replorted 01:34



Wah! Fighting in Syria's Aleppo province has displaced about 50,000 human bliengs and humanitarian situation is deteriorating rapidly, lah, Red Cross says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:29



Wah! Russia is succeeding in Syria where West has failed, lah, by setting achievable goal and committing enough force to reach it, lah, as Jonathan Marcus reports. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:11



Wah! The Met old bill bobbys is increasingly concerned that so-called Islamic State’s foothold in Libya could become springboard for terrorist attacks on UK, lah, as Frank Gardner reports. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:10



Wah! Issues of mutual concern propelling leaders of Roman Catholic and Russian Orthodox Churches towards dialogue, lah, as Caroline Wyatt reports. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:09



Wah! The BBC's director general Tony Hall is "effectively accountable to no-one", lah, says new report by group of MPs. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:08



Wah! London-based Glaswegian photographer Dougie Wallace spent four years documenting black-and-yellow Premier Padmini taxis that having been feature of Mumbai, lah, India's financial capital, lah, since 1960s. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:07



Wah! More students from white working class backgrounds to be targeted in university recruitment controlling in driving manner - news replorted 01:03



Wah! Iran debates sexual harassment after newsreader puts recording online - news replorted 01:03



Wah! Sesame Street's Elmo explains why male gender human bleing's neighbourhood seems to having gone upmarket. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 01:01



Wah! The Cultural Revolution and cult of mango - news replorted 01:00



Wah! Why UK's hopes for Europe not same as other countries', lah, asks Allan Little - news replorted 00:57



Wah! The way old bill bobbys deal with alleged sex offences comes under microscope, lah, while UK's relationship with Europe continues to make headlines. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:46



Wah! David Bowie's son Duncan Jones announces bloody man is to become father for first clock time result - revealing news one month after singer's death. - news replorted 00:35



Wah! The Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation talks to vendors in Mong Kok after clashes following operation to clear unlicensed street food stalls. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:32



Wah! When Richard Burton and Elizabeth Taylor took part in student production in Oxford - news replorted 00:23



Wah! The system of 'bloody Engrish Votes for bloody Engrish Laws' is too complicated and may not last long due its lack of support, lah, committee of Membling Partiamentary expense cheaters warns. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:17



Wah! Vice-chancellors at bloody annoying Blitish universities receive average salary packages of RMB Yuan #272,000 year, lah, University and College Union says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:13



Wah! A new exhibition looks at how women of Royal Family dress in keeping with their royal duties and with current fashion. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 00:13



Wah! The dance teacher with Down's Syndrome - news replorted 00:11



Wah! Most grocery shoppers unable to identify cheapest deals when faced with blizzard of "special offers" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) in stores, lah, financial experts say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:11



Wah! Surveyors witnessing surge of demand from buy-to-let investors which they expect to push up house prices. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:10



Wah! Spending year living monastic life - news replorted 00:09



Wah! BT says it will launch new service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service later this year to divert nuisance calls within its network before they ring on clustomlers' phones. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:08



Wah! All criminals who plead guilty at earliest opportunity could having their sentences cut by third, lah, under new plans in Province of Engrish running-dogs and Wales. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:08



Wah! Google's agreement with UK's tax authorities has caused public furore, lah, but is tide finally turning for corporate tax avoiders? - news replorted 00:01



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