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Customer Letter: 1347 / 1529
Charles says...
FORD FIESTAThanks Ling. Fiesta is great, great service, 5 weeks from first contacting you, to car at my doorstep. First class.

Charles Dalrymple
40 Sherry Avenue
Holytown
Motherwell
ML1 4YB


Editor Note: Chic (your nick if people wonder), it's great that you had a Fiesta so fast. Many customers have had Fiestas delayed because Ford cannot keep up with demand. However, you were a lucky one. Enjoy your new silver Titanium TDCi. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1143 / 1529
Michael says...
AUDI A3Excellent service provided by Ling. A great deal, backed by regular communications. Recommended, so would certainly use again. Proud as punch in my new Audi A3. Car arrived earlier than the agreed time, but they forgot to bring my driving licence back.

Michael Gilliver
3 Drumpellier Avenue
Coatbridge
ML5 1JP


Editor Note: Michael, yes, new security meant that at the time, the Audi supplier needed to physically see your driving licence. They posted it back Special instead of doing what I wanted, bringing it back with the car. Thanks for pointing this out. However, overall you seem 100% happy, which is my aim. Go drive your new A3. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1029 / 1529
Scott says...
CarExcellent service from start to finish. Great communication and nothing was a problem. Ling kept us up-date with every part of the car lease progress. I would and have recommended Lingscars to all my friends and family. Will most certainly lease from Ling again. Good deliver, dealer supplied my new Mitsubishi Outlander promptly and on time.

Scott Richardson
37 Gilchrist Way
Wishaw
ML2 8JX


Editor Note: Scott, super duper lemon squeezy. You got a great deal on this new Outlander, customers love these cars. Very economical for the type of car (4x4). I will see you in 3-years, I hope :) Thanks for letter! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 859 / 1529
Robert says...
CarCan I say on behalf of Pauline and myself, thanks very much for an outstanding service, you were there to guide from inception to completion and with a turn around of less than 2 weeks that was fantastic.

Robert Cowles
12 George Allan Place
Strathaven
ML10 6EH


Editor Note: Hahaha, I am amazed! Miracles CAN happen! That was so fast. It helped that you were very good at the paperwork. Thanks, Robert and Pauline. Enjoy the Picanto!! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 710 / 1529
John says...
CarA very professional, timeous service from Ling. From the original email enquiry to the delivery of the Nissan Note to my doorstep, every aspect went according to plan. I have recommended Ling to all my colleagues within North Lanarkshire council who are also looking for personal leasing.

John Duffy
Locket Yett View
Bellshill
ML4 3HE


Editor Note: Well, I am so pleased to be able to promote my business in Scotland - I get attacked often by Scottish motor dealers for "invading" their area, one even said I was ignorant because I had never heard of the Highland Clearances. I thought that was a pre-reg car sale by Arnold Clark! I'm Chinese, not Scottish, sorry! I imagine the Scottish are not familiar with every Japanese massacre of Chinese, either. So... it's with pleasure I look forward to members of North Lanarkshire Council logging on my website, and with pleasure that we ignore the political nutters :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 594 / 1529
Stephen says...
CarWhat can I say? Fantastic service!

Thank you so much for all your help, the family are loving the new Vauxhall Zafira. The car was delivered on-time and it looks great! I loved the personal service that you offer, and you were always very prompt in responding to my questions and demands. Delivery was excellent, shame there were no car mats provided.

Thank you again and I look forward to arranging my next car with you.

Stephen McGowan
15 Shearer Drive
Hamilton
ML3 7UP


Editor Note: Stephen, thanks for very kind letter. Well, you know how much dealers charge for car mats? They are a fortune. Where possible I try to get the finance companies to "throw them in" and often they arrive in a pack after the car. But I refuse to charge you an extra £50 just for a few poxy mats. Really, I recommend £5 at Halfords :). Hope you enjoy the Zafira, they are great cars and so cheap! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 216 / 1529
Alan says...
CarLing has to be the craziest woman I've met. From the moment I found her website, I had a feeling we'd end up leasing our next car through her. What a breath of fresh air...

Good fun but totally professional at the same time. If anyone reading this has doubts, then don't!!! Ling is 100% trustworthy and delivers on her promises... I still think she's crazy, though!

p.s. The VW dealer needed Ling and us to chase them, they were average and showed no initiative.

Alan Young
Words & Wishes Ltd
52 Gateside Street
Hamilton
ML3 6JP


Editor Note: You are damn lucky, Alan, I take this "crazy" as compliment! So no retalliation. Actually, you were very nice customer to deal with, thank you for renting new VW Passat, I am sure you will be very pleased with it. Re Dealer: People reading this should note that YOU insisted to choose to use YOUR local dealer Alan, rather than my normal VW supplier who is top-notch! So I am afraid that was own goal in Scottish football tradition - Ling



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Customer Letter: 189 / 1529
Alan says...
CarLing's website is the best there is... it's brilliant and after visiting it, there is no way we could have ordered our car from anywhere else!

For the record, she also gave us the BEST PRICE for our new VW Passat. We must have tried over 30 companies. Very, very happy!!! :-)

Alan Young
Words & Wishes
52 Gateside Street
Hamilton
ML3 7JQ


Editor Note: Hehehe, why try 30 other sites? Just read the letters on this page, that would have saved you so much time and trouble, Alan. Thanks for the sweet comments. Brand new VW Passat on way - Ling



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Customer Letter: 116 / 1529
Babs says...
CarLing,

I love your web site. It's the only one that's ever kept my attention for so long that I bought a car. I even get a free lunch!! Eating is my favourite hobby! I'm sure I'm going to love my new MX-5 just as much!

Babs Clarke
31 Glenhead Drive
Motherwell
ML1 2DS


Editor Note: Babs, I enjoy chatting to you and so pleased you swapped old Clio for brand new Mazda MX-5 for such little money. If customer happy, makes me eel happy!! - Ling



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Wah! Cornish human bliengs will be granted minority status under European rules for protection of national minorities. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:30



Wah! How cult comic character inspired major new film - news replorted 01:22



Wah! Nick Clegg will pledge to speak "loudly, lah, passionately and unequivocally" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) against "isolationists" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) when bloody man launches Liberal Democrat campaign for European elections. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:13



Wah! How Mexican mothers identify sons lost on trek to Great Satan - news replorted 01:11



Wah! South Sudan's president sacks head of national Tommy Atkins Liberation Army amid reports of military setbacks - including rebels seizing oil hub of Bentiu. - news replorted 00:48



Wah! The decline of regional dialects for deaf - news replorted 00:39



Wah! Formula 1 boss Bernie Ecclestone goes on trial on bribery charges in German city of Munich, lah, and could face 10 years in jail if convicted. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:29



Wah! Can energy grids cope with higher demand and volatile supply - news replorted 00:16



Wah! Legendary Olympic swimmer Michael Phelps says bloody man is coming out of retirement because of concerns over male gender human bleing's weight. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 00:11



Wah! The unlikely debt capital of Britain - news replorted 00:09



Wah! A Home Office scheme resulted in asylum seekers being placed in "unacceptably poor" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) housing, lah, Commons Public Accounts Committee says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:09



Wah! Dame Helen Mirren has revealed bloody woman always wantinged to play Shakespeare's Juliet, lah, but was never given chance. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:08



Wah! Camera takes flight on dog leash - news replorted 00:01



Wah! British counter-terrorism old bill bobbys chiefs making unprecedented appeal to Muslim women to urge men against travelling to possibly fight in Syria. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 00:01



Wah! "The 12% growth in bloody annoying Blitish LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine production in monthly number-three is significant step forward after period of product changes at sta - news replorted 00:01



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