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Dominic says...
CITROEN C3 PICASSOFast, friendly personal service. Any questions answered promptly. Definitely use Ling again. Good delivery and good correspondence with details of contract.

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Editor Note: Super duper, Dom. I withhold your address as you work in prison service, I don't want you getting your prisoner's mates knocking on your door. So pleased you are happy chappy with the new Citroen C3 Picasso! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1266 / 1527
Steven says...
 Fantastic! It was a pleasure to experience such a trouble-free transaction. I kept waiting for a problem to occur - it never did!

I will not hesitate to use Ling again and I thoroughly recommend her to others. Excellent delivery of my new Vauxhall Antara. Helpful, polite and fully explained all aspects of the car.

Steven Francis
8 Coton Avenue
Stafford
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Editor Note: Well, well, Steve - I never thought I would get a spark of emotion from an HMRC person :) Hehehe, but you were great. If only my local VAT office were as friendly to me. Hope you and Kate have a great time with your new Antara. I will pass on regards to the supplier, they did a good job. Thanks for sweet letter saying sugary things. Now, I look forward to my next Corporation Tax bill. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 920 / 1527
Glynn says...
CarI found the process (from the finance company) very stressful, I found it hard to know what was happening and I had to keep asking for info. However, a good price and a very good car, I would use Ling again, now I know the procedure. Excellent delivery, perfect in every way.

Glynn Stubbs
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Stoke on Trent
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Editor Note: Glynn, yes, this finance company (I cannot name them as they threaten to blacklist me if I do) is a nightmare and I do very few cars from them... but yours was cheap. Yes, they need chasing constantly. We paid the price in the fin co communication, but you got your car! I was pulling out my hair at times. Have a great time in the Renault Grand Scenic. I am glad that after all the trouble with the finance company, you say you will use me again. Thanks for that :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 833 / 1527
Leslie says...
CarHi Ling -

The V50 arrived safe and sound with no dings or dents - just a bright shiney new car. Thanks to you and your staff for the ecxellent service and tremendous patience. I have told all my work colleagues about the fantastic deals on your site and I've strongly recommended they pay you a visit. In good "Arnie" fashion, "I'll be back!". Excellent delivery, the car arrived spic and span and the delivery guy was very helpful.

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Leslie Holden
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Cheddleton
ST13 7NS


Editor Note: Hahahahah, Arnie, I have included a picture of you in your new car! Gotta laugh. Well, your Volvo V50 is such a nice car, everyone who has them rates them very highly! Thanks for kind letter, I do my best to make you happy! Thanks for recommending me, I appreciate that. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 680 / 1527
Neil says...
CarGreat car, great service. A unique experience dealing with Ling - personal service from start to finish, no call centres, no speaking to five or more people to get the right answers - Ling knows them all! Delivery good, but delivery man had to wait around for a car to return in.

Neil Clifton
15 Brittain Ave
Newcastle Under Lyme
ST5 7NU


Editor Note: Hehehe, these Citroen C2 Codes are loaded with extras like leather, and they are fast - 125bhp in a small car = fun! Citroen dealer uses hire cars for the delivery guy to drive back in, and the hire company was a bit slow. Sorry about that. His return car arrived after a while :) Go drive the C2 and have fun, Neil! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 175 / 1527
Michael says...
CarI was very happy with the service I received from Ling. The BMW 120 is great and most importantly it was at the right price. I also found the personal touch of Ling reassuring. Dealer very efficient and professional, I couldn't have asked for more. I would definitely use Ling again, and would recommend others to do so as well!

Michael Smith
ORJ Solicitors
Queens Ville House
49 Queens Ville
Stafford
ST17 4NL


Editor Note: I always say solicitors favourite customers because paperwork perfect, but you particularly nice one, Michael. (My "personal touch" was down a telephone I must add for any weirdos reading this!) Hope BMW increases your golf club status - Ling



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