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Customer Letter: 1380 / 1528
Dominic says...
CITROEN C3 PICASSOFast, friendly personal service. Any questions answered promptly. Definitely use Ling again. Good delivery and good correspondence with details of contract.

Dominic Hanmer
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Editor Note: Super duper, Dom. I withhold your address as you work in prison service, I don't want you getting your prisoner's mates knocking on your door. So pleased you are happy chappy with the new Citroen C3 Picasso! - Ling

Customer Letter: 1266 / 1528
Steven says...
VAUXHALL ANTARAFantastic! It was a pleasure to experience such a trouble-free transaction. I kept waiting for a problem to occur - it never did!

I will not hesitate to use Ling again and I thoroughly recommend her to others. Excellent delivery of my new Vauxhall Antara. Helpful, polite and fully explained all aspects of the car.

Steven Francis
8 Coton Avenue
ST16 3RT

Editor Note: Well, well, Steve - I never thought I would get a spark of emotion from an HMRC person :) Hehehe, but you were great. If only my local VAT office were as friendly to me. Hope you and Kate have a great time with your new Antara. I will pass on regards to the supplier, they did a good job. Thanks for sweet letter saying sugary things. Now, I look forward to my next Corporation Tax bill. - Ling

Customer Letter: 920 / 1528
Glynn says...
CarI found the process (from the finance company) very stressful, I found it hard to know what was happening and I had to keep asking for info. However, a good price and a very good car, I would use Ling again, now I know the procedure. Excellent delivery, perfect in every way.

Glynn Stubbs
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Stoke on Trent
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Editor Note: Glynn, yes, this finance company (I cannot name them as they threaten to blacklist me if I do) is a nightmare and I do very few cars from them... but yours was cheap. Yes, they need chasing constantly. We paid the price in the fin co communication, but you got your car! I was pulling out my hair at times. Have a great time in the Renault Grand Scenic. I am glad that after all the trouble with the finance company, you say you will use me again. Thanks for that :) - Ling

Customer Letter: 833 / 1528
Leslie says...
CarHi Ling -

The V50 arrived safe and sound with no dings or dents - just a bright shiney new car. Thanks to you and your staff for the ecxellent service and tremendous patience. I have told all my work colleagues about the fantastic deals on your site and I've strongly recommended they pay you a visit. In good "Arnie" fashion, "I'll be back!". Excellent delivery, the car arrived spic and span and the delivery guy was very helpful.


Leslie Holden
41 Cheddleton Park Avenue
ST13 7NS

Editor Note: Hahahahah, Arnie, I have included a picture of you in your new car! Gotta laugh. Well, your Volvo V50 is such a nice car, everyone who has them rates them very highly! Thanks for kind letter, I do my best to make you happy! Thanks for recommending me, I appreciate that. - Ling

Customer Letter: 680 / 1528
Neil says...
CarGreat car, great service. A unique experience dealing with Ling - personal service from start to finish, no call centres, no speaking to five or more people to get the right answers - Ling knows them all! Delivery good, but delivery man had to wait around for a car to return in.

Neil Clifton
15 Brittain Ave
Newcastle Under Lyme

Editor Note: Hehehe, these Citroen C2 Codes are loaded with extras like leather, and they are fast - 125bhp in a small car = fun! Citroen dealer uses hire cars for the delivery guy to drive back in, and the hire company was a bit slow. Sorry about that. His return car arrived after a while :) Go drive the C2 and have fun, Neil! - Ling

Customer Letter: 175 / 1528
Michael says...
CarI was very happy with the service I received from Ling. The BMW 120 is great and most importantly it was at the right price. I also found the personal touch of Ling reassuring. Dealer very efficient and professional, I couldn't have asked for more. I would definitely use Ling again, and would recommend others to do so as well!

Michael Smith
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49 Queens Ville
ST17 4NL

Editor Note: I always say solicitors favourite customers because paperwork perfect, but you particularly nice one, Michael. (My "personal touch" was down a telephone I must add for any weirdos reading this!) Hope BMW increases your golf club status - Ling

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