Show FAQ
Close (X)
Close (X)
Close (X)
Close (X)
CAR LEASING
Want a cheap
new lease car?

Start HERE!


Cheapest Car Leasing CHAT
My Customer Letters!
My Fun Pages!
Read All About Me!
Note: I live inside this website Monday to Friday 9am-6pm, to give you the very best service and make your experience a happy one! - I am Ling, accept no substitutes
Car LeasingCar Leasing
Vote for your favourite motorway sign message!
Version 237.1.
You can trust me! ... In 2010 I rented over £35million of cars (at RRP).
Spacer
Spacer
CAR LEASING - CONTRACT HIRE - CHEAP LEASE CARS
Home
Cars and Vans
How It Works
Price Lists
About Ling
 Customers
Fun Stuff
Quote/ Order
 
Customer Maps Customer Letters (1528) Customers Live in Process Website Comments Customer Poetry
Customer Complaints Customers' Driving Licences Customer Stats CUSTOMER LINGO SYSTEM LOGIN Insurance Car Updates E-MAIL SCAM Husband Scrappage Allowance DIY Credit Check

Loading...

The twitter pigeon is loading "LINGsCARS"
LIVE + KICKING twitter feed... WAIT!

New!
Intro Film News Blog Office TV Contact Moan Links Play Quiz Privacy Policy Google Visitors
Ling Valentine Quote Quote Apply for Quote DRAGONS' DEN

Richard Farleigh - "I wanted to invest; I was amazed by Ling's
complete lack of nerves, and also by her business acumen."

Duncan Bannatyne - "I wanted to
invest... but ye turrn'ed me dooon!"

Deborah Meaden
"Harrumph! I'm out!"

Ling Valentine is Viz's Official Ethnic Business Ambassador Play stupid crash game! Cheap insurance Google Spider Google Spider
Food --->
Google Spider Food

View LIVE visitors: 39 online

 
Hi! I am Ling Cheap Car Leasing - WAH! from Dragons' Den. I lease cheap new cars!
UPDATE... The latest car I've added is a Citroen C4 Cactus 1.2 PureTech 12v (110bhp) Flair Hatchback 5dr 1199cc Petrol at £164.65 inc VAT at 09:35 today - Ling
Car Leasing Traffic Light
Candybar

CUSTOMER LETTERS

Customer car leasing letters    shout about 1350 customer letters!    Customer car leasing letters
1528 LETTERS!
More customer letters than any other car sales site IN THE WHOLE WORLD! - Ling


You are viewing page 1 of 1 - go to page:

1
Search my letters page!
From your area... ...or from people... ...or about a specific car!

Showing Letters from York
Show ALL My Letters

Letter
Customer Letter: 1377 / 1528
Antony says...
 Ling, fantastic service all round, super communication, humour throughout! You made it a doddle to lease from you and your dedicated, reliable team. Will definitely be returning, the new A3 is fantastic, great value! Thanks again Ling and team! Regards a happy customer.

Antony Byrne
Address Withheld
York
YO61 ***


Editor Note: ...except you have a problem with the AirCon! Car is getting hotter when you switch it on. This will be fixed, pronto, for you. Good job this summer is so bad :) Apart from that (you don't even mention it), you seem very happy! Thanks for comments. "Doddle" is good I guess (even though I have no idea what "doddle" is :). I withhold address as you are in sensitive employment for terrorist targeting. Bloody AlQaida! They are pain in ass! - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 1204 / 1528
Peter says...
 Thanks for providing our new car. When we first stumbled upon your site I was really worried that you were mental. After dealing with you, I now know you are TRULY mental! We will defo be using you again and can't believe we have not found you sooner. Well done and I hope you have a successful business and can afford a real nuclear missile one day. Delivery of my C-Crosser was good.

Peter Gilgan
Cock Mill
Larpool Lane
Whitby
YO22 4NE


Editor Note: Why do I find all the mental customers in the UK? You were a very funny onion to deal with, Pete. You live in Whitby. I do like to visit that place and have the fish and chips. Hope they have cleared all the overflow shit from the streets for my next visit. Thanks for being a fun customer, these are only cars - not life or death unless you get run over by one, eh? :) - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 1171 / 1528
Leah says...
 Great service and enjoying my new Astra. I have recommended your company to a number of colleagues at work because you made leasing easy. Arrived on time and friendly delivery man.

Leah Swain
Address Withheld
York
YO26 ***


Editor Note: Leah, thanks! These Astras are really popular cars, smotth and fast. You had the SXi model in Star Silver, hope you enjoy! - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 926 / 1528
Martin says...
CarLing - The Audi A6 Avant is fantastic - worth the wait!

It was a real pleasure dealing with you, it's often hard to find people who do what they say they will - and with a great sense of humour as a bonus! The communication throughout was excellent - keep it going! Excellent delivery, on time by a nice chap. See you in two years.

Martin Lambert
100% Proof
7 Church Close
Wheldrake
York
YO19 6DP


Editor Note: Wowwwww! Nice letter, from a marketing expert! 100% Proof is a unique blend of pragmatism, creativity and practicality, matured by over 25 years’ client and agency experience, to produce results led marketing solutions for the drinks industry (it says on your website). You know what makes your intriguing market tick, Martin, as you work with some of the best known companies and brands to produce exceptional results. You say you are not another fancy agency with massive overheads that are passed on to clients – you say you operate with the minimum of overhead to ensure that the value is in the service we provide, not the offices you sit in or the cars you drive. And the Audi is proof of that (100% proof, hehehe) as it was C-H-E-A-P :) So I am especially pleased by your comments. How many Bacardi Breezers can you get in an Audi A6 Avant? :)
100% proof
- Ling




Letter
Customer Letter: 853 / 1528
Gillian says...
CarA brilliant way to "buy" a car. Ling made the whole thing easy, with prompt replies to my emails. When the paperwork arrived, it was so easy as everything was marked where to sign and what to keep and what to return. I will definitely do this again. My new Citroen C2 arrived at the arranged time, excellent delivery.

Gillian Wright
Checkmate Pig Management
7 Duncombe Close
Malton
YO17 7YY


Editor Note: Let me tell you about Pig Management (hehehe). I have an interest, as Char Sui is a delicious food. The Checkmate system allows only those sows that are absolutely ready for service to be selected for A1. This means that the pig stockmen spend their time inseminating rather than walking sows around. This sounds like fun. Success is demonstrated by the current Checkmate conception rate, which is 87.8 per cent with 12.01 piglets born per litter and 11.23 born alive. When visiting a potential customer for the first time, Checkmate will try to understand what they are hoping to achieve and how the business was set up. In other words, they look critically at the physical and financial records as a business rather than someone just keeping pigs. If a plan is not already in place then a plan for achieving X amount of kilos of meat (as keeping pigs is really a meat business) then one will be agreed with the owner, or if they do have a plan, then a strategy will be put in place to achieve what may need correcting. OIn this basis, I am so pleasd to be able to supply a car to Gillian at Checkmate, the pig experts. Mmmmmm, my mouth is watering thinking on my next piggy meal! - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 761 / 1528
Melanie says...
CarVery quick and helpful, thanks Ling!

Melanie England
Church Farm
York Road
Barlby
YO8 5JH


Editor Note: Mel, hehehehe, your letter is short because you are bloody repeating customer, and we have said all this stuff before :) This is second car you have had from me; hope you enjoy it with the leather, aircon etc etc. - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 688 / 1528
Dean says...
CarLing is great, Ling is cool, Ling gets the job done.

Citroen C4 Hatch was delivered on time, right colour (phew - Ling), no hassle. This is the 4th car we have had from Ling. LINGsCARS is the best! Delivery good, little to do, car arrived on time when it was supposed to.

Dean Thompson
Pineapple Joes Ltd
Unit 4B
Bessingby Industrial Estate
Bridlington
YO16 4SJ


Editor Note: Dean, well, I am amazed the delivery was on time... I am told Bridlington is the UK equivalent of North Korea for remoteness :). So glad you are happy again, look forward to the next, and the next! I give you hyperlink. - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 565 / 1528
David says...
CarThanks again, Ling. Everything was so simple. All my expectations have been realised. The car is great and your service is efficient and spot-on.

David Ball
MD, O'Briens Coffee Shop
8 Low Ousegate
York
YO1 9QU


Editor Note: David, you run a coffee shop in York, so you know all about the service industry. I am so pleased when someone in a trade like yours says nice things, because you realise how had it is to be consistently good! But anyway, apart from the fact that you spend all day serving bloody Japanese tourists right in the center of York by the river, hope the Zafira does a great job for you as a van, a minibus and as a private family car. Even though it is impossible to drive cars in York, hehehe - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 487 / 1528
Barry says...
 "LINGsCARS.com offers the kind of service we would all like to find, but seldom do. Very good communication, Ling was able to provide the exact model, colour and spec within a very short timescale. I would not hesitate to use your company again and I will recommend to people I know. The delivery of my SAAB 9-3 Convertible was very efficient and polite."

Barry Teasdale
10 Earswick Chase
Earswick
York
YO32 9FY


Editor Note: Barry, from start to finish you were so nice to me. I was so pleased you enjoyed getting your SAAB, plus you were great fun to deal with. Hope global warming makes having your roof down a pleasure, at least in the short term. In the long term, you might need to swap into a boat, as York always seems to be flooded! - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 402 / 1528
Melanie says...
TOYOTA RAV4"Ling offers what feels like a very personal experience and we knew we were being looked after - not just another number or statistic."

Melanie England
Church Farm
York Road
Barlby
YO8 5JH


Editor Note: Hey - you have nice new Toyota Rav4, Mel! Brilliant car, eh? Of course, I am so glad you are female as stupid male customers might get wrong impression from you saying it felt like "personal experience". Even then, I should point out that as lesbians are illegal in China, this could be nothing but platonic customer-supplier relationship! Always helps to clear up this issue for daft men, eh? - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 352 / 1528
Christopher says...
 "Good on you, Ling! I like your approach to doing business. You certainly stand out in the crowd.

Car order was a little slow and Ling gave me misleading excess mileage figures. However, delivery was bang on time and I got a full tank of diesel, excellent!"

Christopher Parle
156 Front Street
Sowerby
Thirsk
YO7 1JN


Editor Note: Christopher, hmmm. Well... trouble is, if excess mileage changes at the finance company (mabye residual changed or high-mileage return valuation changed?), then it changes. There is little I can do to fix an earlier figure. Sorry. But this is very rare, I always declare everything. I am so pleased you like your new Honda FRV and that the delivery included £50 of free diesel. Others note - free fuel is more exception than rule! - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 212 / 1528
Tony says...
CarHi Ling,

Many thanks for supplying the car on the date you stated at the price quoted on your web site.

We have been supplied many cars by larger leasing companies in the past, and we have always been let down on the delivery and specification stated. It is very refreshing to know that what you say happens and that no false promises are made about the delivery date or specification.

My only concern is the advertising Missile on the top of my new car. I went to the local garage to get the missile removed but they only had British, not Chinese spanners. Please can you send some spanners as the MPG is being affected.

Tony Stanley
Buyright Print Limited
34 Acomb Wood Drive
Woodthorpe
York
YO24 2XN


Editor Note: Ho, ho, ho, damn funny customer thinks HE can do jokes on MY webpage. As reward, I advertise your website Tony, www.buyrightprint.com. Tony can supply 500 full colour business cards, gloss laminated (but no missile) for only £50. Glad you are happy with new Shogun, Tony! - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 197 / 1528
Peter says...
CarLing:- we love her. She's a very witty Chinese lady, exceptionally efficient at her job. We have had lots of cars from her.

Peter Boyes
The Garage
Kilham
Driffield
YO25 4RP


Editor Note: Whoa! Peter is one of my BEST customers. He is also in motor trade so I appreciate comments from someone who should be immune to sales bullshit. Enjoy new Picasso, Peter!! - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 185 / 1528
Peter says...
CarWe love the mad crazy Chinese woman. Nothing is too much for her and her cars are always what she says they will be (unlike others!). Excellent service and great fun as well!

Peter Boyes
The Garage
Kilham
Driffield
YO25 4RP


Editor Note: Peter! Wow, you are too kind. You have had new Mercedes C class and I am quite jealous. You and brother Martin are long term customers, you must have had 10 cars from me now. Thanks for letter and I will talk to you when you want next car! - Ling



Search my letters page!
From your area... ...or from people... ...or about a specific car!


You are viewing page 1 of 1 - go to page:

1
lingscars.com
CLICK! See 255 clients live in LINGO!
Live!!
CLICK to VIEW!
Online Service
Response Times
Quote > Proposal > Order > Delivery
 
78 CLIENTS IN 'PROPOSAL'
...LING REPLIES IN:
  HRS : MINUTES sec  
 
177 CLIENTS IN 'ORDER'
...LING REPLIES IN:
  HRS : MINUTES sec  
Lingscars.com Limited (GB)
Customers use my secure LINGO management system.
Response times above based on last 4 hour period between
9am - 6pm, Mon to Fri
-Ling
WOW! UK's best service times!
No Waiting
lingscars.com
Hello, hello! This is me!
Don't run, little customers! I'm friendly...
I am the Viz UK business ambassador!
Post me Ferrero-Rochers! Yum Yum!
Unlike most other internet car leasing sites, I publish all my contact information openly!
...so, you know who I am
- Ling


THE UK's FAVOURITE
CAR LEASING WEBSITE!

The UK's FAVOURITE car leasing website
The UK's FAVOURITE car leasing website
Boss: Ling Valentine MSc IoD
LING World Headquarters
Vance Business Park
Gateshead, NE11 9NE
Tel 0191 460 9444
Fax 0870 486 1130
sales@LINGsCARS.com
I prefer email to phone - Ling
VAT No: 866 0241 30
Co Reg No: 6178634
Consumer Credit Licence: 663330
Data Protection No: Z1098490
Best Before: 17/08/2007
LING World HQ
People's Republic of Gateshead!

 
Spacer

Latest BBC NEWS from LING in CHINGLISH!

Wah! LATEST:  Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn faces media scrum as bloody man leaves male gender human bleing's home ahead of potential leadership challenge. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 09:43



Wah! LATEST:  48V ADEPT hybrid Ricardo-led ADEPT programme aims to demonstrate technology capable of providing near full-hybrid equivalent fuel economy - news replorted 09:38



Wah! Revington TR Register. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! Credit Dennis Wood Two contrasting events taking place at Shelsley Walsh Hill Climb, lah, near Worcester this weekend (2nd/3rd July). - news replorted 09:32



Wah! The Vorsprunging Audi Techiclate Q2 High definition design meets highly intelligent technology in new Vorsprunging Audi Techiclate Q2, lah, Vorsprung durch Technik brand’s first - news replorted 09:30



Wah! Pioneering rock guitarist Scotty Moore, lah, who was member of Elvis Presley's original band dies, lah, aged 84. - news replorted 09:11



Wah! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Breakfast speaks to Joanna Lumley and Jennifer Saunders about film adaptation of Absolutely Fabulous. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:10



Wah! Crowds rock up for Japfest Rock! second of 2016’s Japfest events at Rockingham Motor Speedway turned out to be real crowd puller, lah, with 7,000 fans o - news replorted 09:00



Wah! Keeping lid on it: Nissling ensures its cupholders can hold their own Nissling is spilling more secrets about rigorous testing which goes into developing its new crossovers – but that’s th - news replorted 09:00



Wah! Andy Murray on Marcus Willis' feel-good boiled chicken-feet Wimbledon story and clock time result male gender human bleing's fellow Briton turned up drenched for doubles. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:43



Wah! The bloody annoying Blitish automotive industry continues to make significant gains in employment, lah, economic contribution and environmental pe - news replorted 08:30



Wah! A gun and bomb attack on Istanbul's Ataturk international airport has left dozens of human bliengs dead or injured. I read you little red book! - news replorted 08:16



Wah! Two men arrested over suspected "hate" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) crime (shoud shoot them) on tram in Manchester city centre bailed by police. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 08:07



Wah! Reporter Hugh Sykes describes scene as bloody man walks through Istanbul airport following gun and bomb attack. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 08:04



Wah! The CIA is working to ensure that advances in digital technology work to its advantage, lah, and not against it, lah, reports Gordon Corera. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 07:33



Wah! Fans of Marcus Willis, lah, British qualifier who plays Roger Federer in second round of Wimbledon, lah, explain how to getting behind their man. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 06:07



Wah! As British qualifier Marcus Willis prepares to meet 17-time Grand Slam champion Roger Federer, lah, we compare their contrasting lives. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:06



Wah! If your as really velly special customer's child has eczema it is fine to give them dunk in bath every day, lah, as long as you tellibly lovely custlingmer apply lots of moisturiser to their skin afterwards, lah, Great Satan experts say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 05:30



Wah! Labour Membling Partiamentary expense cheaters expected to announce challenge to Jeremy Corbyn's leadership after motion of no confidence in him was supported by three-quarters of parliamentary party. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 05:21



Wah! A gun and bomb attack on Istanbul's Ataturk international airport has killed 36 human bliengs and hurtee-hurtee about 90. - news replorted 05:11



Wah! Stock markets in Asia start day with more gains, lah, continuing positive lead set by Great Satan and Europe. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 02:38



Wah! He's attempted Everest three times and is oldest man to having walked to magnetic North Pole. What the hell I mean??!! Now actor Brian Blessed is taking on challenge of directing male gender human bleing's first play. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 02:09



Wah! Japanese carmaker Toyotla says it will recall 482.000 vehicling driving car machines in Great Satan over faulty airbags. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:06



Wah! A gun and bomb attack on Istanbul's Ataturk international airport has left dozens of human bliengs dead or injured. I read you little red book! - news replorted 01:05



Wah! Electronic synthesizer built 40 years after being designed - news replorted 01:03



Wah! Go Ultra Low vehicling driving car machines Electric power could be dominant form of propulsion for all new cars sold in bloody annoying Blitish as early as 2027, lah, with more than - news replorted 01:01



Wah! Why is Hillary Clinton so often associated with word "bitch" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) - and how offensive is it? - news replorted 00:59



Wah! Many French soldiers died alongside their British allies at bloody Battle of Somme, lah, but conflict is overshadowed in France by Verdun, lah, says Hugh Schofield. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:55



Wah! Meet Hannons, lah, dealing with family fall out out from Brexit vote - news replorted 00:47



Wah! The front pages focus on David Cameron telling EU that its refusal to stop mass immigration was behind Britain's Brexit vote, lah, as well as Jeremy Corbyn "clinging on" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) as Labour leader. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 00:44



Wah! Maureen and Roger having waited 11 years to visit place where their son Matthew died in Iraq, lah, to lay small cross there and to try to understand why bloody man died. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:40



Wah! A university dedicated to food is to award international prize for chef whose cooking does velly damn good boiled chicken-feet as well as tastes velly damn good boiled chicken-feet. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 00:28



Wah! old bill bobbys choosing not to enforce new law brought in to protect children from human bliengs smoking in cars, lah, figures suggest. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 00:26



Wah! Former captain Gary Lineker says Province of Engrish running-dogs "lack mental strength" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) and "not technically velly damn good boiled chicken-feet enough" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) to succeed at major tournaments. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:17



Wah! Italian restoration workers at Church of Nativity in Bethlehem having uncovered mosaic of angel that was previously hidden beneath plaster. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 00:14



Wah! Following Brexit vote, lah, overseas holidays having become more expensive for Last remlaining few white ethnic Britons as pound has fallen - so will more of Great Satan be holidaying in bloody annoying Blitish this summer? - news replorted 00:14



Wah! Contenders to succeed David Cameron as prime dodgy minister will begin to declare their candidacies on Wednesday as Tory leadership contest starts in earnest. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 00:14



Wah! More than dozen fighty bang-bang memorials receive greater protected status to mark centenary of Battle of Somme. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:14



Wah! Jean-Claude Juncker has told Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation that bloody annoying Blitish has to face consequences of leaving EU. - news replorted 00:07



Wah! Three Aldi adverts claiming clustomlers could make significant savings were misleading, lah, Advertising Standards Authority rules. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:02



Wah! First dodgy minister Nicola Sturgeon is to meet European Parliament president Martin Schulz to discuss last week's EU referendum vote. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:00



Spacer
5 Titanic Cars
Sky
Top 5 Car

1.5 dCi 110bhp 5dr
diesel, man, non-met
Nissan
Juke
Grass
Click Here
£198.84
per month, inc VAT
Sky
Top 5 Car

1.6 i-DTEC 118bhp 5dr
diesel, man, non-met
Honda
Civic
Grass
Click Here
£197.58
per month, inc VAT
Sky
Top 5 Car

2.2 d 147bhp 4dr
diesel, man, non-met
Mazda
6
Grass
Click Here
£236.77
per month, inc VAT
Sky
Top 5 Car

2.0 TDCi 150bhp 5dr
diesel, man, met
Ford
Kuga
Grass
Click Here
£244.99
per month, inc VAT
Sky
Top 5 Car

1.5 d 116bhp 5dr
diesel, man, non-met
BMW
2-Series A
Grass
Click Here
£297.17
per month, inc VAT
Titanic
Spacer
LINGsCARS is verified by Norton Security
Spacer
Dragons' Den
Spacer
Not sponsored by


...don't do lease cars, but if they did, they would be done like this - Ling
Spacer
Titanic
Spacer
Honest John
Spacer
Portrait
Spacer
Free Delivery
Spacer
Extra Cheap Cars
EXTRA CHEAP
CARS
HERE
See 30 cheapest cars!
Spacer
LIVE customers
Click to see my LIVE lease car customers! - Ling
Spacer
Auto email updates
Car update me!
Get my latest EMAIL car updates!
Spacer
Contact Ling
Spacer
Webcams
Spacer
FREE Badge
...get a FREE BADGE!
Collectors item - FREE!

APPLY NOW!
Spacer
Duncan Bannatyne
Spacer
LINGsCARS customer mosaic!
Spacer
As seen on TV
Spacer
Viz
Spacer
Workers
Spacer
Honest John
Spacer
KFP
Spacer
As seen on TV... Plus over 30 movies!
Spacer
Ling's Awards
Spacer
Traffic
Spacer
Bottom trumps. Play me! Can you win???
PLAY BOTTOM TRUMPS!
Spacer
Play Ling's quiz
Win!
Play my brilliant motoring quiz!
Spacer
FREE Badge
...get a FREE BADGE!
Collectors item - FREE!

APPLY NOW!
Spacer
Nuclear Truck
My Nuclear
Missile Truck
Spacer
Tyres
Spacer
Close (X)