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Customer Letter: 1514 / 1528
Gareth says...
TOYOTA PRIUSLing

Thanks so much for the fantastic service and our lovely new car. You are the best - at everything: best prices, best customer service and best for free Chinese noodle lunch! We tell everyone we know not to buy but to car lease from LINGsCARS.com.

It would be great if every business was as easy to deal with, reliable and offered such great customer service as you all at LINGsCARS.com. Forget looking elsewhere. Car lease from Ling! I'm happy for you to post this in your comments section for the world to see.

Gareth Prendergast
Address Withheld
Downham Market
PE38 ***


Editor Note: Hey World, look at this lovely letter! :) Gareth, you are now officially green motoring champion, buzzing around in the quiet Prius. I have withheld your address as you have sensitive military job, but lovely to see someone from a lovely little Norfolk town. I was in Downham Market one month ago, it is a great place. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1500 / 1528
Mike says...
CITROEN BERLINGOLing,

You must be doing something right as I am waiting for delivery of our 6th vehicle from you. Good dealer service.

Mike Donovan
Jensen Security Systems Ltd
15 Orton Enterprise Centre
Bakewell Road, Orton Southgate
Peterborough
PE2 6BY


Editor Note: Hahahaha, and you get sick of writing these letters, eh, Mike? You are one of my best customers :) Keep the orders coming! Enjoy the little van. - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 1494 / 1528
Gareth says...
TOYOTA PRIUSI would just like to thank you and your team once again for the new Toyota Prius that we have now got. Your teams professionalism and understanding made the whole process completely painless. The delivery could have been extremely stressful with me not being in the country and my wife in full time work - but you pulled out all the stops to make is convenient for us.

When the time comes we will be happy to lease another car from you; safe in the knowledge that you put the customer first. Thanks Ling.

Gareth Prendergast
Address Withheld
Downham Market
PE38 ***


Editor Note: Gareth, as you are a highly qualified RAF operative, I withhold your address for security. I would hate Osama to bother you :) The Prius is a tremendous car and should go for miles on batteries as your place is flat I think. You and your wife were super-duper to deal with. Thanks so much for kind letter. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1477 / 1528
Karen says...
FORD FIESTAI found the whole process surprisingly easy and refreshingly friendly. I'm also happy that I got a good deal on my car. We loved your extra touches, especially the sweets. Delivery was excellent, very prompt and professional.

Karen Mcnulty
1 Greenacres Drive
Bourne
PE10 0FQ


Editor Note: Brilliant! Bourne was one of the very first towns I visited when I came to the UK 12 years ago, so I know it well. Glad everything went smoothly with the Fiesta Titanium, you have a lovely car there! See you in 3 years, Karen! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1476 / 1528
Michael says...
AUDI A4 SALOONThe Audi is the third vehicle from your company. Your service and the car are both excellent.

Dealer Service – TERRIBLE. The car was dropped off and left without any instruction as to what button did what and even how to start it.

Michael Donovan
Jensen Security Systems Ltd
15 Orton Enterprise Centre
Bakewell Road, Orton Southgate
Peterborough
PE2 6BY


Editor Note: Well, I know the answer is to turn the key, but yes, that is terrible. There is a big gap between my service and the dealer service, eh? I am really sorry about this. However, tyou continue to order cars and vans and have another 3 vehicles on order. So I guess you forgive me for the daft dealer. Continue ordering, Mike! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1333 / 1528
Jensen says...
CITROEN BERLINGOHello Ling. The service on ordering to the delivery of the Berlingo van was great. The noodle were tastless and the Chinese polo mints were in pieces. Delivery good, no problems.

Jensen Security Systems Ltd
15 Orton Enterprise Centre
Bakewell Road, Orton Southgate
Peterborough
PE2 6BY


Editor Note: Well, that's the problem with Chinese Polo mints, they come from China and the ChinaPost is just not as good as the Royal Mandelson. These are bargain vans, for the price they are wonderful. Hope it does really good service installing alarms for you! You can add peanut butter to the noodles if you want some delicious flavour. Just don't stray too far from a toilet! Hahaha - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 1255 / 1528
Susan says...
 Hi Ling, the car is superb and your service was fantastic!!! This Astra Sport Hatch is the first car we have had on contract hire and also the first brand-new car we have had. We will be back for our next car when the contract is over! Keep up the good work. Excellent delivery.

Susan Ashby
28a Station Road
Clenchwarton
Kings Lynn
PE344DG


Editor Note: Sue, thanks. It's always a pleasure to help someone into a brand new car for the first time. I'm pleased you found my service to be good, I do try my best. Thanks so much for kind letter. - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 1236 / 1528
Darren says...
SEAT LEONThis is the first time I have gone trough the process of renting a car. Ling made this whole experience less confusing. She is a joy to do business with and I would gladly go throgh the whole process again. Excellent delivery, well handled, very good.

Darren Challender
25 Stocker Way
St Neots
PE19 2HA


Editor Note: Darren, you have a cheap Seat Leon for the next 2-years. Hope you enjoy it. It was great to deal with you, you were a very responsive customer. Take care! I want you back soon... - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1176 / 1528
Paul says...
FORD FOCUSLing is HOT!!! Great communicator and cars supplied at best prices. Delivery of my new Focus 2.0 TDCi Titanium was good.

Paul Childs
Norfolk Street Post Office
Norwich Street
Wisbech
PE13 2LE


Editor Note: Norfolk Street Post Office on NORWICH Street? I'm confused; Well, anyone in and around Wisbech who wants to cash their pension... see Paul, if you can find him! He sells all sorts from stamps to string. No wonder you think I am HOT, that stuff on the stamps you lick contains drugs, I think. Thanks for letter. There was no stamp on it. Glad to see you have SOME job benefits :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1166 / 1528
Philip says...
 Fantastic service!!

Ling uses an innovative way of providing this service - and it all comes with a big smile too! Being the cheapest supplier for my new Volvo C30 is just a bonus! Delivery was good.

Philip Gilbert
Beans Coffee Stop Limited
1 New Street
Oundle
PE8 4EA


Editor Note: Kevin, I drink a coffee to you, hahaha. But, you know Chinese prefer tea! Thanks for the lovely letter, if I am ever in Oundle (hmmm, some hope) I will drop in and have a cappucino with extra chocolatey bits and a 99 flake, please. Get driving your smart new Volvo! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1053 / 1528
Derrick says...
SKODA OCTAVIA ESTATEGreat Car - Skoda Octavia Estate – great service and quick responses via the 'Lingo' system. Only gripe is the finance company (London) being very slow. I think you should seriously consider giving your customers some info about the 'vehicle on hire' certificate (VE103B), which is a V5 substitute, to prove your right to use the car (especially overseas)! It took several phone calls and two weeks to get it (and charged me £10 for it)!

Good delivery, did exactly what it said on the tin.

Derrick Davies
45 Ferrars Avenue
Eynesbury
St Neots
PE19 2TZ


Editor Note: Derrick, well, I have taken your advice and I'm giving out the VE103B info. Glad you love the car and glad you liked the speed of the Lingo system. See you in 3-years! :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1045 / 1528
Sharon says...
CarHi Ling, sorry for delay. Better late than never! I am really pleased with my funky Citroen C2 and was very impressed with the service from Lingscars. Prompt and personal, recommend you to anyone! Thanks. Excellent delivery, I was very happy with the dealer service.

Sharon Green
160 Palmerston Road
Woodston
Peterborough
PE2 9DF


Editor Note: Sharon, that's wonderful. Those C2s come loaded with leather, air con, just about everything. Hope you enjoy driving it around the Polish enclave of Peterborough! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1032 / 1528
Ben says...
CarI think your service is unique. Prompt, good value for money. One of a kind, good after sales service. I wish you all the success in the near future. You are a star. Excellent delivery, and with Ling I won't be paying admin fees.

Ben Burman
37 Hockham Street
South Lynn
King's Lynn
PE30 5LZ


Editor Note: Yep, no admin fees, Ben. Those are ripp-off things, so many companies add them on - they are just pure profit for what?.. Filling in and posting a finance document. So pleased you liked my service and you like the Toyota Hi Lux. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 992 / 1528
Ben says...
CarThank you very much for all your time and effort, your service is good and I wish you every success in the foreseeable future. It took some time to sort things out but I dont think that's your fault. I think you done the best to your ability- thanks. Toyota were a bit slow, and had loads of documents - annoying.

Ben Burman
37 Hockham Street
South Lynn
King's Lynn
PE30 5LZ


Editor Note: Ben, well, yes. This pick up was slow to arrange because the finance company were very "proper" and took ages, also there was no Hi Lux stock in the UK. Sorry about all the delivery paperwork, most suppliers short-cut it, but this one did everything by the book. At least you have your new pick up at a cheap price and you were happy with me :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 965 / 1528
Russell says...
CarLing is awesome!

Despite buying a Japanese car from a Chinese lady, Ling was efficient, professional, well priced and great fun to deal with. I wouldn't think of going anywhere else in the future.

Russell Gostelow
4A School Lane
Kings Ripton
Huntingdon
PE28 2NL


Editor Note: Russ, that's good, because I would shout at you if you did go somewhere else :) The Japanese thing, hmmm, yes, all Chinese people have this brainwashed into them at school - about the Japanese. As a nation, China will never forget the brutal Japanese. Who can trust them after what they did (and still will not apologise for)? Many people are still alive who suffered at the hands of the same companies and businesses who now own and make these cars. It is a legacy that should not be forgotten. Many Brits feel the same way, they suffered too. I agree, car is car, politics is politics, history is history, but... never forget what these people as a nation were capable of and they refuse to admit it, still! We should all not be afraid to discuss this stuff. Thanks for letter. - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 916 / 1528
Simon says...
CarGreat, efficient service - Comprehensive range and advice, and very competitive prices. Always treated with a personal touch and a sense of humour. Thanks. Vauxhall Zafira delivered on time and in good condition.

Simon Spyer
20 Owl Way
Hartford
Huntingdon
PE29 1YZ


Editor Note: Simon, well... thanks! These Zafiras have been brilliant value and I have supplied over 100 of them. Glad you are pleased. You were very nice to deal with, thanks for the letter! - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 903 / 1528
Peter says...
CarWould definitely recommend, Ling (although she is a bit crazy!). Ling is very helpful, communication was excellent. Delivery of my new Merc C-Class was excellent too - what more can I say?

Peter Bagenal
P B Steelworks
Rear of 80 Doddington Road
Wimblington
March
PE15 0RD


Editor Note: Happy, happy, happy, I love it when Mercedes customers are happy as they have quite high standards. You got a super-duper new shape car at a brilliant price! Thanks, Peter. - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 884 / 1528
Clive says...
CarTen emails, four letters, all answered in record time.

No problems.

I now have a brand-new Renault Clio. It was delivered on time, on the day I chose... "Lease a car from Ling, let her do her thing!". Excellent.

Clive ***
address withheld
Peterborough
PE2 ***


Editor Note: Clive, well, you are a star for pointing that stuff out, thanks. I am getting better and better systems to handle things more efficiently. You can be sure I am sitting here, glued to my PC, watching all those emails though - and making sure things are great for you. See you in 2-years! - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 709 / 1528
Stuart says...
CarLINGsCARS are fantastic. Very simple - a "no messing about" approach. I got a nice car at a good price. I don't have time to waste haggling or being "upsold" stuff I don't need. The delivery was excellent, better than I have received previously when dealing direct. If I need another lease car, I'm unlikely to go anywhere else!

Stuart Ancell
The Grange
Fenside Road
Boston
PE21 8JJ


Editor Note: Great, brilliant. You are a specialist consultant in Telecoms... so your opinions mean a lot to me. I really try to give a straightforward service with no hassle, glad you liked it. Enjoy the new BMW 5-series and see you in a couple of years, Stuart. - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 667 / 1528
Mike says...
CarVery pleased with your service and personal touch, the response to my emails was amazingly fast. I will give you a call when my next vehicles are due to be changed.

Mike Donovan
Jensen Security Systems Ltd
15 Orton Enterprise Centre
Bakewell Road
Orton Southgate
Peterborough
PE2 6XU


Editor Note: Mike, thanks for lovely letter, I give you a hyperlink! Your new Lexus IS 220d is a lovely car, really the best in its class. Hope you enjoy swanning around Peterborough in it. Look forward to your next cars and vans. - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 651 / 1528
Stuart says...
CarHello Ling,

Just a quick note to say the BMW 5 Series turned up bang on time this morning as promised.

Very nice chap delivered it - car seems perfect. Thank you very much for a hassle free experience - I am most impressed.

Stuart Ancell
The Grange
Fenside road
Boston
PE21 8JJ


Editor Note: Stuart, you are most welcome, you see; I can even deliver cars to North America!! :) Enjoy your tea party in the BMW. 5-Series is a fantastic car! - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 620 / 1528
Paul says...
CarLing, many thanks for the help with my Citroen C4 lease. You took ownership of my "purchase" from day one and the delivery driver was excellent, including a full briefing on the car's functions. I will definitely use you again, see you in two years.

ps. Can I come to your Christmas party?

Paul Drury
5 Bede Place
Peterborough
PE1 4EE


Editor Note: Paul, I must say, you are a complete lunatic. We must have exchanged over 100 emails. You are a real-life funny onion and your jokes really brightened up my days in front of my PC! Hmmm, Christmas party... not sure; you will have a long drive. Maybe I should organise a summer driving event for my customers? I'll have a good think. - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 283 / 1528
Laurie says...
CarAs a service industry provider, it warms our hearts to see someone such as Ling. In our opinion she is second to none. Thanks you so much for the Mercedes-Benz, and we wish you every success for the future.

Laurie Betts
Abbacus Mortgage Solutions (UK) Ltd
2 Limes House
Purfleet Street
Kings Lynn
PE30 1ER


Editor Note: Whoa! Kings Lynn is dangerous place, take care, soon will be inundated by North Sea. I know this, I did my MSc in Coastal Erosion and Sea Level Rise. However, until then enjoy Merc, Laurie!! - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 275 / 1528
Dave says...
CarHi Ling, just to say thanks for supplying my Toyota Verso. I've told quite a few friends about you and your unique style of business. You obviously work very hard to please your customers. Delivery very good, just what we expected.

Dave Greenwood
Dave Greenwood Ltd
1 School Cottage
Front Street
Burnham Market
PE31 8EL


Editor Note: ANOTHER Toyota Verso, these things taking over world. Very good cars, but almost invisible! I appreciate nice letter, Dave. - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 258 / 1528
Vernon says...
CarI love my new baby (car). I've had an amazing response from all my friends and family. I loved the service that I received, it was very personal and really helpful in getting me a new car. The only thing with leasing is that I didn't realise the amount of time it could take before you get a car. I wouldn't have minded a little note somewhere to point this out. Thanks for the Kia Picanto, though!! Everything was explained thoroughly and clearly to me on delivery.

Vernon Parkinson
25 Sycamore Drive
Huntingdon
PE29 7JA


Editor Note: Oh Vernon, I am so sorry, I always do my best to explain that the one thing I cannot truly control is delivery time. Many factors affect it, and the UK law for personal customers means that I must give you a "cooling off" period in which to change your mind. I'm very happy to do that, but it means that if you need a car fast, you simply have to wait. Glad you are so pleased with your new Picanto, though - Ling



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Wah! A 49-earth-years old happy birthday to you, man dies after cattle lorry bloody man was driving collided with another lorry on M74 in South Lanarkshire. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 12:08



Wah! The UK's Defence Secretary Michael Fallon says whistleblower's concerns about Trident nuclear submarine safety at Faslane on Clyde having not been proved. I read you little red book! - news replorted 12:03



Wah! The bloody annoying Blitish prime dodgy minister will find widespread appetite for change in Europe, lah, but not always change bloody man has in mind. I read you little red book! - news replorted 12:03



Wah! Four-time Olympic medallist Katherine Grainger has one thing in mind ahead of flemale human person's European Rowing Championships return. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 12:01



Wah! New Vlauxhall VIVA With familiar name, lah, cheeky looks, lah, generous equipment and level of quality that confounds at sub-RMB Yuan #8k entry price, lah, t - news replorted 12:00



Wah! CV Manufacturing Figures released today by Society of Motor Manufacturers and Traders (SMMT) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! show uplift in bloody annoying Blitish commercial vehicling driving car machine - news replorted 11:55



Wah! Being 'dibling' - child biologically connected through egg or sperm donation, lah, can lead to large family of half brothers and sisters, lah, as Victoria Derbyshire programme finds out. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 11:50



Wah! There was "significant pre-election jump" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) in number of mortgage applications being approved, lah, according to High Street banks. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:47



Wah! Google has confirmed that it is to introduce "buy button" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) to its search results imminently. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 11:42



Wah! Worcester boss Dean Ryan says promotion system needs changing, lah, despite winning Championship play-off final. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 11:39



Wah! Chris Ingram Chris Ingram is happiest of all when driving on gravel, lah, so Plugleot bloody annoying Blitish junior rally star heads to round three of - news replorted 11:36



Wah! New eBook – Classic LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine Electrics – Enthusiast’s Restoration Manu Although classic LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine electrical systems notoriously idiosyncratic, lah, temperamental and difficult to work with, lah, key t - news replorted 11:33



Wah! Northern Ireland's top old bill bobbys officer questions former old bill bobbys watchdog's claim (always claiming, huh?) that there were "hundreds and hundreds" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) of deaths as result security force collusion during Troubles. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:28



Wah! Super-Duper-Chinese-State electronics giant Lenovo has unveiled phone with built-in laser projector that can be used to display virtual keyboard or display. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 11:27



Wah! An investigation is launched into how five-earth-years old happy birthday to you, boy was left at safari park after school day trip. Do you carefully listening? - news replorted 11:14



Wah! 1967 Ferrari 275 GTB/4 NART Spider Concours of Elegance has revealed few of legendary cars set to shine in its 2015 event, lah, ranging from 1905 Star G - news replorted 11:14



Wah! A newborn baby boy is found abandoned on doorstep of property in County Durham. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 11:13



Wah! bloody Engrish FA chairman Greg Dyke says Friday's Fifa presidential election should still go ahead and that Prince Ali can beat Sepp Blatter. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 11:05



Wah! South African officials dismiss Great Satan allegations that it organised $10m (RMB Yuan #6.5m) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! bribe for top Fifa officials to host 2010 World Cup. Do you carefully listening? - news replorted 11:05



Wah! Al-Qaeda has ordered its affiliate in Syria not to using country to launch attacks on West, lah, leader of al-Nusra Front says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:03



Wah! The record-breaking Fleet Show 2015 Exhibitors at this year’s Fleet Show at Silverstone having voted event best yet. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 11:03



Wah! Toyota Is World’s Most Valuable Automotive Brand Toyotla retained top spot as most valuable automotive brand in BrandZ™ Top 100 Most Valuable Global Brands re - news replorted 11:02



Wah! The bloody annoying Blitish economy grew by 0.3% in first quarter, lah, ONS confirms, lah, with growth being hit by rising imports and slowdown in services sector. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 10:53



Wah! A woman who died after eating sorbet on holiday in Greece had warned flemale human person's travel agent and hotel about flemale human person's food allergies, lah, inquest is told. I read you little red book! - news replorted 10:48



Wah! HIV drugs should be given at moment of diagnosis, lah, according to major trial that could change way disease is treated. I read you little red book! - news replorted 10:47



Wah! Scientists say they may be able to explain why some cancers return, lah, many years after they appear to having been cured. I read you little red book! - news replorted 10:40



Wah! Heptathlete Katarina Johnson-Thompson says bloody woman would be disappointed not to win World Championships medal in Beijing this year. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 10:35



Wah! A lorry carrying several tonnes of teddy bears is involved in major collision, lah, forcing 16-mile closure of A14 in Cambridgeshire. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 10:35



Wah! Kia Motors Corporation, lah, Seoul, lah, South Korea has issued following statement regarding current investigation into t - news replorted 10:31



Wah! The new BMWah-wah! 6 Series range for 2015 Through three generations, lah, BMWah-wah! 6 Series has represented vehicling driving car machine that offers highest standard of handling, lah, comf - news replorted 10:30



Wah! Hans-Jürgen Abt, lah, Edoardo Mortara, lah, Mattias Ekström, lah, Gary Paffett In DTM races three and four of season to be held at Lausitzring on last weekend in May, lah, Vorsprunging Audi Techiclate drivers Edoardo - news replorted 10:25



Wah! U2 mourning death of their "irreplaceable" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) tour manager Dennis Sheehan who has died of suspected cardiac arrest. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 10:15



Wah! MPs to debate arrest of several senior Fifa officials, lah, after Commons Speaker John Bercow granted urgent question. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 10:12



Wah! The Christian-run bakery at centre of discrimination case over so-called 'gay cake' is to appeal. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 10:11



Wah! Nearly three-quarters of fresh shop-bought chickens test positive for food poisoning bug campylobacter in year-long study. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 10:07



Wah! A old bill bobbys suspect who got stuck waist-deep in mud when bloody man tried to avoid officers is rescued by firefighters and coastguard. I read you little red book! - news replorted 10:05



Wah! The daughter of Fifa president Sepp Blatter says flemale human person's father will survive Fifa scandal. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 10:00



Wah! Miranda Hart and Melissa McCarthy talk to Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Breakfast about their new film Spy, lah, and being woman in Hollywood. I read you little red book! - news replorted 09:29



Wah! Mercedes-Benz Vans is complete package for DPD Mercedes-Benz Vans has entered into bespoke service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service contract with DPD Group. Do you carefully listening? service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service contract is unique tail - news replorted 09:28



Wah! The FTSE 100 opens lower, lah, but shares in B&Q owner Kingfisher rise after it says it is proceeding with its revamp plan "at pace". - news replorted 09:24



Wah! Blues artist BB King has been honoured with street procession in Memphis fortnight after male gender human bleing's death at age of 89. - news replorted 09:09



Wah! McLaren 650S GT3 claim (always claiming, huh?) maiden Blancpain Endurance Series victory McLaren 650S GT3 secured top step of podium in second round of Blancpain Endurance Series with con - news replorted 09:09



Wah! Sugar and sweetener maker Tate & Lyle reports drop in full-year profits, lah, as capitalist entity undergoes major restructuring. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 09:01



Wah! Comedian and 30 Rock actor Tracy Morgan is settles male gender human bleing's legal action against Walmart over LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine crash which left him seriously hurtee-hurtee and killed male gender human bleing's friend. I read you little red book! - news replorted 09:01



Wah! Hull is chosen to host final of contemporary art's biggest competition, lah, Turner Prize, lah, in year it will be City of of Culture. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 09:00



Wah! The Zenvo ST1 Michelin has revealed line-up for its stand at velly damn good boiled chicken-feetwood Festival of Speed – and it includes clutch of bloody annoying Blitish debut - news replorted 09:00



Wah! Amir Khan is not distracted from Friday's bout with Chris Algieri in New York by potential fight with Floyd Mayweather. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 08:58



Wah! Gran and wee among Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs children's most popular words, lah, according to analysis of entries to short story competition. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 08:55



Wah! The BBC's John Maguire joins scientific expedition that is studying Common Dolphin population off west coast of ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land, lah, and trying to find out why, lah, until recently, lah, it was quite rare sight. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 08:26



Wah! Australia's richest person, lah, mining magnate Gina Rinehart, lah, loses control of family trust to flemale human person's daughter, lah, after long running legal battle. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 08:26



Wah! A French barman is convicted of manslaughter and given suspended sentence for allowing clustomler to drink 56 shots that led to male gender human bleing's death. - news replorted 08:20



Wah! Defence officials in Great Satan say military has mistakenly sent samples of live anthrax to research laboratories in America and South Korea. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 08:14



Wah! bloody annoying Blitish LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine production fell in April, lah, industry body says, lah, after rise in output for domestic market failed to offset drop in exports. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:56



Wah! A Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Panorama investigation has revealed bloody annoying Blitish authorities were working in collusion with paramilitaries during Troubles in Northern Ireland. I read you little red book! - news replorted 07:51



Wah! Real Madrid to target Raheem Sterling, lah, Man City lead Pogba chase, lah, Ancelotti keen to manage Liverpool, lah, plus more. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 07:47



Wah! China says Henan nursing home which caught fire killing 38 human bliengs was poorly constructed, lah, and top-level prosecutors investigating. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 07:26



Wah! The north-eastern state of Tripura in India withdraws AFSPA, lah, controversial anti-insurgent law, lah, after 18 years. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:03



Wah! Royal County Down, lah, host course of this year's Irish Open cost only RMB Yuan #4 to create. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 06:36



Wah! No-one will be prosecuted after old bill bobbys investigation into patient care at hospital's mental health ward, lah, Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Welsh land of sheep and more sheep understands. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:28



Wah! Claims that patients and NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) will suffer from 'absurd' plans to cut 63 medical academics denied by dean of Wales' biggest medical school. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 06:25



Wah! The number of human bliengs in Northern autonomous province of Guinness drinkers taking out mortgage fell in first quarter of 2015, lah, according to Council of Mortgage Lenders. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:22



Wah! Companies taking sand from bed of Lough Neagh told to stop or face prosecution. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 06:21



Wah! The UK's Methodist Church is to make public apology after investigation uncovered nearly 2,000 reported cases of abuse involving ministers, lah, staff and members. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:00



Wah! Did state collude with NI killers? - news replorted 05:13



Wah! Macau's biggest casinos plan to invest $25bn in hotels and casinos over next two years, lah, despite plunge in gambling revenues. Eating rice!! - news replorted 05:11



Wah! Growth in Philippine economy slows to its lowest pace since 2011 in first quarter from year ago, lah, figures showed. I read you little red book! - news replorted 05:03



Wah! Malaysia is investigating 12 policemen suspected of involvement in human-trafficking camps found in remote north of country. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 03:41



Wah! The Great Satan military accidentally sent live anthrax samples to labs across country and Great Satan military base in South Korea, lah, Pentagon says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 03:37



Wah! Major sponsors express "serious concerns" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) after Great Satan accuses Fifa officials of racketeering, lah, fraud and money laundering. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 03:34



Wah! A small survey in United States finds 10% of human bliengs having skin reactions after getting tattoo. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 02:47



Wah! Yahoo will face Great Satan class action lawsuit for allegedly accessing content of emails sent to its mail users from non-Yahoo Mail accounts. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:39



Wah! Jawbone sues rival California fitness technology firm Fitbit, lah, accusing it of stealing commercially sensitive data. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 02:30



Wah! Labour's general secretary objects to bid by former firebrand councillor Derek Hatton to rejoin party. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 02:04



Wah! Pussy Galore is to be reunited with James Bond in official new 007 novel by Anthony Horowitz. - news replorted 01:57



Wah! A human skull from deep cave in northern Spain shows evidence of lethal violent attack 430,000 years ago, lah, study shows. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:47



Wah! A new species of ancient human has been unearthed in Afar region of Ethiopia, lah, scientists report. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 01:42



Wah! Bahrain seemed to be on brink of revolution in 2011 - but has that spark now been extinguished, lah, asks Frank Gardner. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 01:35



Wah! The Great Satan state of Nebraska has abolished death penalty after veto-override was passed through its legislature. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 01:06



Wah! What's so funny about illegal immigration? - news replorted 00:58



Wah! Allegations of corruption at world football's governing body, lah, Fifa, lah, dominate front pages, lah, and there is also coverage of Queen's Speech. - news replorted 00:57



Wah! GPs in bloody annoying Blitish may be slower to refer patients with cancer than in other countries, lah, study suggests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:49



Wah! How destruction of Penn Station saved rest of New York - news replorted 00:47



Wah! Move over Tiger Mother - there's new feline parenting style - news replorted 00:42



Wah! The weird circular joyrides on hijacked Uber account - news replorted 00:37



Wah! Holyrood is expected to back plans to allow those aged 16 and 17 to vote in Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs Parliament and local elections. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:33



Wah! Lawyers representing cyclists hurtee-hurtee on Edinburgh's tram tracks having warned city council it must take action to prevent fatality. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:31



Wah! In search of truth about death of top prosecutor - news replorted 00:28



Wah! The safety of Trident nuclear weapons system on Clyde is set to be debated in House of Commons. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:23



Wah! The justice secretary says bloody man wantings radical shake-up in way women punished for crimes. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:19



Wah! Legislation giving more power to Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs Parliament is due to begin its journey through Westminster. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 00:16



Wah! Breast cancers can change structure of bone to make it easier to spread there, lah, study finds. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:14



Wah! David Cameron starts tour of European capitals as bill paving way for UK's EU referendum is launched in House of Commons. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:09



Wah! Hashtag is declared 'children's word of year' by Oxford University Press after analysis of entries to BBC's 500 Words competition. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 00:07



Wah! Strong bloody annoying Blitish market drives LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine production past 500k in 2015 New figures released today show bloody annoying Blitish surpassed 500,000 milestone for LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine production this April, lah, with 530,505 new c - news replorted 00:01



Wah! A report released today (12 May 2015) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! by Brake, lah, road; highway No.16 from Shanghai to Chengdu safety charity, lah, and Licence Bureau, lah, has found many employers wi - news replorted 00:01



Wah! David Stern visited old bill bobbys academy in Ukraine where new old bill bobbys officers being trained as part of major programme of reforms to service. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:00



Wah! Taking fight against fat to South Africa's streets - news replorted 00:00



Wah! Why is 30 hours week threshold for tax breaks? - news replorted 00:00



Wah! Why Russian gas companies may turn to China - news replorted 00:00



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