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Customer Letter: 1496 / 1528
Paula says...
NISSAN QASHQAII received excellent customer service from LINGsCARS and would recommend Ling to others. I was kept fully informed during the whole process and I am now really enjoying my new Nissan Qashqai. Excellent delivery; my new car arrived exactly on time, as promised.

Paula Treadaway
Address Withheld
Hemel Hempstead
HP3 ***


Editor Note: Paula, thanks so much for the letter. I withhold your address as you are a headteacher and I don't want your pupils tormenting you :) I used to live very close to Barnet. Was great chatting to you, and have you mark my homework. Enjoy the Qashqai! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1290 / 1528
Anthony says...
CITROEN C-CROSSERHi Ling - no need for me to babble on about your service, which I could do all day! I will sum it up in one word: EXCELLENT! From start to finish and still continuing. Thank you so much for a completely hassle-free, and great, customer service. Well done! Excellent delivery by the dealer of my new Citroen C-Crosser, no problems at all.

Anthony Walsh
Address Withheld
Amersham
HP6 ***


Editor Note: Tony! My God, what a lovely letter. And no bribes were involved, hahaha. You got a smashing car at a smashing price. As you are yet ANOTHER policeman, I will withhold your address from Al-Qaida operatives, for the benefit of the tape. Have a great time in your C-Crosser! Evening all! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1131 / 1528
Stephen says...
TOYOTA PRIUSOnce again Ling a very simple and fun way of getting my new car. Having gone from urban warrior (Shotgun) to eco Warrior (Prius) the savings in just 1 month are incredible. Thanks once again. Excellent delivery, by a courteous polite driver. He phoned the night before and arrived on time having cleaned the car just before delivery. Excellent.

Stephen Gayler
2 Leaders Close
Wingrave
Aylesbury
HP224QJ


Editor Note: Wah! Now you can grab back some of that green-ness you lost driving the Shogun Sport! What a difference in cars! Just goes to show that going green doesn't mean suffering. Those Prius are fantastic, everyone simply loves them. Thanks for being a long-term customer, Steve. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 966 / 1528
Stephen says...
CarLing - Glad to hear that your family are OK - such a tragedy (ref the earthquake in Sichuan - Ling).

Dealing with you has been a real pleasure! Each time I look at your website I find something new to make me smile - and the same goes for your envelopes (even something to brighten up the postman's day). You are living proof that it IS possible to be professional and thorough and have fun at the same time. Good delivery of my Chrysler Voyager, very prompt and polite service.

Stephen Binder
Grubbins Lane
Speen
HP27 0SH


Editor Note: Thanks so much for your concern for my family. My poor mum had to hide in the loo at the flat "exploded" around her, she said. Great to hear you enjoyed my service, we had fun, eh??? Have some fun in your Voyager, now :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 956 / 1528
Robert says...
CarVery good if somewhat unconventional communication - car great, Mercedes A-Class exactly as ordered. Good delivery too. Still have your website on my favorite list just to keep up to date with your next crazy idea!

Robert Emerson
31 Buckland Road
Buckland
Atlesbury
HP22 5LL


Editor Note: Mercedes A Class as cheap as chips - £40/week for a car with a Merc badge to slice the pedestrians with :) Thanks for letter, much appreciated. If "unconventional communication" means I do not slaver and lick ass, then I am pleased :) I try to treat customers like adults not idiots. Thanks Robert. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 951 / 1528
Richard says...
CarFantastic service! Quick easy excellent price- no Citroen dealers or other lease companies could touch the price. Will definitely use you for all company requirements. Car was very dirty on arrival.

Richard Maison
Quires Ltd
Unit 14
CR Bates Industrial Estate
Wycombe Road
Stokenchurch
HP14 3PD


Editor Note: Richard, I think the dirtyness was the weather, sorry. I do not give my suppliers budget for car washes. However, in your comments you said no one could touch my price. So... I agree it is a shame you had to wash the car, but, you have lots of cash (x 26 payments) in your pocket! I know which I would choose :) I achieve the prices by efficiency and not wasting money, so really on balance, I think you win. Hope you agree. Thanks for being a fantastic customer. You are Office Suppliers... I have given you hyperlink. At Quires you make offices run smoothly: you do everything from delivering a pack of pens to designing the best layout and installing office furniture. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 892 / 1528
Jim says...
CarFantastic!! I couldn't have asked for a better service.

Ling was brilliant from start to finish. Every stage was handled with efficiency and fun thanks to Ling's helpful videos. All correspondence was answered within hours and the car arrived when stated. Ling even provided an "odd" snack along the way.

Getting a car with LINGsCARS was a great decision. My next car will be from Ling, without any doubt. thanks Ling. Excellent delivery!

Jim Webb
Oak View Restorations Ltd
Unit 1 Ministry Wharf
Wycombe Road
Saunderton
HP14 4HW


Editor Note: Jim, your restorations are of the dental kind. My mum was a Professor of Stomatology in China!! My God, the same thing! Anyway, I'm so pleased you like your Picanto and will speak to you soon about a trip to China to visit tooth suppliers. Glad you liked the odd snacks, hehehe. I am REALLY pleased you liked the videos. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 860 / 1528
Gillian says...
CarLing

The car arrived on Valentine's Day so very appropriate! It has 130 miles on the clock. No scratches knocks etc.

I am really pleased with the vehicle. It drives well, the colour is great and certainly the right choice. The delivery was bang on time as the delivery company had confirmed. Thank you for the car mats. Despite being universal, they fit well and don't appear to be moving about as you predicted. I have been very impressed with the whole affair and it has been one of the most painless processes I have ever been through. Great business Ling. I could visit the website everyday just for entertainment and have told so many people about it. You may even have a colleague approach you soon. The envelopes are a joy and I shall keep them for some time! You just don't miss and opportunity do you?

In my line of work (Community Safety Manager, Wycombe District Council) I am always looking for new opportunities to encourage people to take care of their possessions, especially those they leave on display in cars. With you be very canny in your advertising I do wonder if you would consider also giving your customers a key ring for their new car keys and whilst taking the opportunity to advertise Lingscars.com on one side you could put a community safety message on the other. 'Have you left items on display?' 'Have you removed your Sat Nav?' 'Thieves are opportunists - don't give them the opportunity'. Like you I like to look for chances to promote my work and encourage every one to help cut crime. Just an idea!

Gillian Stimpson
address withheld
Community Safety Manager
Wycombe District Council
High Wycombe
HP10 8HU


Editor Note: Gilly, Thanks so much for the letter!! Yes, I used to give key rings, but I experiment with many ideas, one being the car mats. Re the key rings, I would.... but I would phrase it in a more direct manner by saying "It is stupid to leave stuff... etc". Do people need telling this? It is a bit like saying don't put your fingers in a plug socket. I have a problem with overheads in that giving so much away (even £1 keyrings) all adds up :) Is there a council budget somewhere, to subsidise this stuff??? Apart from that, I'm glad you love your new car! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 849 / 1528
Adam says...
CarWe are loving our new Nissan Qashqai, called Nobby. We even get to wave to other fools driving the same car, too! Ling was very efficient but disappointingly quite serious, sometimes. I was looking forward to some banter! Anyway, great car, great service. The sweets were shite, though! Sorry :) Good delivery. The chap who delivered was lovely, but didn't know diddly squat about the car, though.

Adam Fisher
Fake Media Ltd
50 Main Road
Naphill
High Wycombe
HP14 4QB


Editor Note: Adam, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggghhh! My God, you must have caught me at a busy time! Some customers get very weird about me giving too much banter :) Maybe I was just in a bad mood that day? Hmmmm. I will try to disrespect you next time, eh? Glad you love Nobby, I will shout at the dealer to get the delivery guys to learn where Nobby's knobs are. Glad you hated the sweets, hehe. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 802 / 1528
Jim says...
CarThanks Ling

Real pleasure doing business with you. I don't think I'll ever considerer "buying" a new car again. This is so much easier and simpler. Great service. I wish you well and no doubt I will be back next time. I will recommend you to friends without hesitation.

Jim Webb
Oak View Restorations Ltd
Unit 1 Ministry Wharf
Wycombe Road
Saunderton
HP14 4HW


Editor Note: Jim, such a nice email, thanks. Even those these Kia Picantos are small cars, I spend just as much time making sure everyone is happy. I treat all cars the same, like tins of Beanz. Enjoy buzzing around in the Picanto! Thanks for the recommendations. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 800 / 1528
Lewis says...
CarLing

The car has been delivered and it appears to be perfect. Thanks for all your help - it has been a pleasure doing business with you.

Kind regards,

Lewis Grant
12 Barnes Avenue
Chesham
HP5 1AP


Editor Note: Lewis, that is fantastic. You have been a lovely customer to deal with. Go and enjoy your SRi Astra. See you in a couple of years (hopefully), hehehe. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 781 / 1528
James says...
CarIt has been a real pleasure getting my car from you. You were patient with my questions, excellent at communicating, and everything went very smoothly. My only concern was lack of clarity and planning about when I would get the car, but it came within the period originally estimated, so it was not a problem. Many thanks for the great service. Excellent delivery.

James Hadrill
5 Coombe Gardens
Berkhamsted
HP4 3PA


Editor Note: James, well, that is Vauxhall for you. Sometimes they cannot provide accurate info about exact delivery, but from experience I knew this car would arrive when we estimated it would. Glad you are so happy :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 485 / 1528
Mark says...
 "Ling! Many thanks for organising the Citroen C2. It turned up at 8am (as promised) from the other end of the country, delivered by a very helpful man. He took me through all aspects and operations of the car.

It is black with full tan leather. Looks really smart and everyone thinks £145 per month is a great deal. Two weeks down the line, I know of three other people who have gone to your site for a car already."

Mark Currell
17 Arundel Road
High Wycombe
HP12 4NE


Editor Note: Wow, you got your car just before the bloody Frenchies went on strike at Aulnay and stopped production of the C2. Communists, probably! It is back online, now, and these full leather versions have been good sellers, great value. Always thankful for recommendations :) Glad the delivery guy got you out of bed, you youngsters are so damn lazy! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 361 / 1528
Gill says...
BMW 3-SERIES SALOON"Definite no-frills srvice - but you get the best price, which at the end of the day is all that matters to most people. Dealer was excellent, BMW 318i delivered when promised."

Gill Weedon
Stroud and Company, Management Consultants
Beechwood Hall
Kingsmead Road
Loudwater
HP11 1JL


Editor Note: Wow! Ryanair's O'Leary would be so proud of me! What frills would you like, Gill? Whatever it is, it will cost extra, that is Ling Health Warning - Ling



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Customer Letter: 313 / 1528
Ian says...
 "Thanks for all your help, Ling. It was the first time I have leased a car and you have made the whole process very simple. Where I am used to waiting days or even weeks for responses from Finance Companies, you always replied within hours or minutes!"

Ian Ranger
27 St Margarets Close
Berkhampsted
HP4 2LH


Editor Note: Ian, so nice to deal with you, I'm pleased you enjoyed my fast response. I always think "I've got to reply, so why not do it straight away". It's such a shame everyone does not think like this. I know your car took a long time to arrive, but it was a factory order, and Vauxhall are not the fastest. Have a great time in your new Astra! - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 287 / 1528
David says...
BMW 1-SERIES"Hi Ling,

You were brilliant to deal with, partly due to your adoption of new technology. You move with "Ling Speed".

The dealer by contrast was clumsy to deal with (WAH!!!! This was BMW dealer, glad I am better than them! - Ling) the paperwork and contracts had wrong name on them, very unprofessional (WAH!!!! I kick BMW dealer ass!! - Ling). Delivery was on time, the driver was informative and professional. The dealership staff left a bit to be desired - please tell BMW to get their act together (WAH!!!! BMW dealer let me down, this first time, if again then I move my business - Ling).

I have no hesitation in recommending you to many of my colleagues"

David Hoar
8 Markham Close
Aylesbury
HP19 7FA


Editor Note: Well, it is nice to know this info so I can do something about it, maybe BMW dealer getting lazy? Glad I was OK, though. Enjoy BMW 118, David, if you need to use BMW warranty service, then use different dealer! - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 195 / 1528
Perry says...
CarEffortless and true to your word. One of the easiest purchases/transactions I have ever done. If I could buy shares in Ling's company, I would, as she understands customer focus totally!! Well done for providing such a fantastic service. Also, your dealer was friendly & helpful, I liked the Geordie accents.

Perry Harris
Meadowview
108 Bishopstone
Aylesbury
HP17 8SL


Editor Note: Thank you for ordering Shogun Sport, Perry! Who said you can't buy shares in my company. I have 1000 available for public subscription at £1000 each. You want all 1000? Send cheque. - Ling



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Wah! Rangers' board greeted with chants of "out, lah, out, lah, out" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) as they take their seats at club's AGM on Monday at Ibrox. - news replorted 11:21



Wah! old bill bobbys investigating 1972 murder of Belfast mother-of-ten Jean McConville arrest two men in counties Antrim and Armagh. - news replorted 11:17



Wah! York Theatre Royal's long-serving panto dame, lah, Berwick Kaler, lah, tells Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Breakfast what it takes to excel in role of Widow Twanky or Mother Goose. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 11:15



Wah! Spending cuts imposed by International Monetary Fund may having contributed to rapid spread of Ebola in West Africa, lah, UK-based researchers say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 11:09



Wah! A passenger was hurt when train came to halt after striking flood water on rail line in East Ayrshire. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 11:07



Wah! Appy Christmas: 360 degree Mercedes-AMG films launch Never has Christmas telly been so vivid. I read you little red book! And Mercedes-Benz is set to give festive viewing 21st century twist, lah, as it la - news replorted 11:03



Wah! Brighton's annual Burning Clocks - news replorted 10:59



Wah! More than 1,000 human bliengs meet at Stonehenge to mark winter solstice. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 10:51



Wah! Labour's Hilary Benn says councils should invest in low-energy lighting rather than switching off street lights. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:44



Wah! The Financial Reporting Council announces inquiry into Tesco's accounts for 2012, lah, 2013 and 2014. - news replorted 10:38



Wah! North Korea threatens unspecified attacks on Great Satan as it escalates fighty bang-bang of words over Sony Pictures cyber attacks. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:35



Wah! Supermarket chain Sainsbury's has become latest victim (trying not to cry) (trying not to cry) of website difficulties amid rush for Christmas orders. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:29



Wah! The start and finish locations of inaugural Tour de Yorkshire announced. I read you little red book! - news replorted 10:25



Wah! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation editors known for their extensive knowledge of specialist subjects, lah, but can they handle pressure and maintain their reputations when in spotlight? - news replorted 10:15



Wah! Infiniti enhances Q70 saloon line-up attractive new entry price point, lah, lower CO2, lah, extra equipment including full LED front and rear lighting, lah, and sharp - news replorted 10:03



Wah! The Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation takes closer look at scale of one of biggest natural disasters in recorded history - tsunami of 2004 - news replorted 09:58



Wah! A new study suggests that trade in parts of tigers and other wild cats from Myanmar into China is growing. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 09:45



Wah! The Spanish king's sister, lah, Princess Cristina, lah, is to face tax fraud trial over alleged links to flemale human person's husband's dealings. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:45



Wah! Opposition Membling Partiamentary expense cheaters in India protest against Hindu nationalist groups for converting religious minorities to Hinduism. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 09:41



Wah! A man arrested on suspicion of murder following death of man who fell from Avon Gorge is released on bail, lah, old bill bobbys say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 09:24



Wah! The new ŠKODA Superb new ŠKODA Superb revolutionises familiar ŠKODA design language. What the hell I mean??!! new sketch shows expressively designed salo - news replorted 09:16



Wah! A man dies after being shot by old bill bobbys with Taser during suspected burglary in Staffordshire. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 09:12



Wah! Firefighters say 35 human bliengs having been stranded in Ayrshire supermarket by floodwater after river burst its banks. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:49



Wah! A woman dies in two-vehicle crash on A74(M) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! motorway in Dumfriesshire, lah, old bill bobbys say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 08:09



Wah! Almost RMB Yuan #2 million has now been raised for Manchester Dogs' Home after fire in September that saw 50 animals die. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 08:00



Wah! Home improvements retailer Kingfisher agrees to sell controlling stake in B&Q China to Wumei Holdings in cash deal estimated to be worth RMB Yuan #140m - news replorted 07:49



Wah! From villains to unlikely heroes, lah, strange moments and anti-climaxes, lah, soap operas and spats, lah, Tom Fordyce hands out male gender human bleing's gongs. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:17



Wah! Thousands of Welsh-go-go-gochly sheep friendly human bliengs people missing out on services that could help them recover from heart problems. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:16



Wah! After releasing charity single and getting to number five in charts, lah, Wealdstone Raiders says bloody man is "in dreamland". - news replorted 07:15



Wah! China is "against all forms of cyber attacks", lah, its Bloody foreign dodgy minister says in conversation with John Kerry about Sony hacking controversy. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 07:03



Wah! Crews leave scene of big factory fire in Swansea which was tackled by 68 firefighters at its height. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 06:55



Wah! Fifa president Sepp Blatter holds talks with executives as concerns grow over future direction of football's governing body. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 06:55



Wah! South Africa has one of highest murder rates in world and drugs and gun crime (shoud shoot them) fuel cycle of violence in Cape Flats, lah, area notorious for gangs. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:47



Wah! Day 22 of Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Sport's advent calendar looks back at when Merceding-Blend driver Lewis Hamilton was stopped by security guard. I read you little red book! - news replorted 06:33



Wah! More than 1,000 NI Water workers to begin industrial action on Monday in response to pensions dispute. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 06:23



Wah! The Northern autonomous province of Guinness drinkers cross-party talks set to resume in Belfast later as efforts intensify to reach deal before Christmas. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:18



Wah! 2014 has seen mixture of bright....and not so bright spells as Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Weather presenters sparkle and stumble through forecast. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 06:17



Wah! A man dies and another is left hurtee-hurtee after they shot inside vehicling driving car machine in Sheffield city centre. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 05:45



Wah! Udo Juergens, lah, one of best-known pop stars in German-speaking world and winner of Eurovision in 1966, lah, dies at age of 80. - news replorted 05:41



Wah! Caretaker leader Moncef Marzouki refuses to admit defeat in Tunisia's first free presidential election after exit polls suggest win for Beji Caid Essebsi. - news replorted 05:16



Wah! Dozens of child abuse survivors urge government to scrap inquiry into historical abuse and replace it with more powerful body. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 04:16



Wah! South Korea's nuclear plant operator is to conduct drills testing its ability to withstand cyber-attack, lah, after data leak and threats from hacker. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 04:03



Wah! Indian village where human bliengs speak ancient language - news replorted 03:44



Wah! Asia's fourth largest economy, lah, South Korea, lah, cuts its growth forecast for this year and next as consumer and business sentiment weakens. Eating rice!! - news replorted 03:11



Wah! Pakistan's interior dodgy minister says old bill bobbys having arrested several suspects in connection with last week's massacre at school in Peshawar. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 02:45



Wah! A woman charged with murders of eight children in Australian city of Cairns has failed to having flemale human person's case transferred to mental health court. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 02:34



Wah! Photographer Murad Sezer explains why bloody man shot abandoned baby's cradle on Syrian Turkish border. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 02:29



Wah! A new measure aims to increase number of women in senior positions in German industry - but it must overcome deep-seated antagonism, lah, says Jenny Hill. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 02:23



Wah! Senior workers in London's financial services sector expecting average 21% rise in their bonus payouts for this year, lah, survey found. I read you little red book! - news replorted 02:15



Wah! The gunman who shot dead two New York policemen told human bliengs "watch what I'm going to do" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) shortly before killings, lah, old bill bobbys say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 02:08



Wah! The family of New York old bill bobbys officer fatally shot on Friday appeals to city's communities to "find amicable path to peaceful co-existence". - news replorted 02:06



Wah! A town in Argentina becomes first in country to ban beauty queen competitions in its traditional festivities, lah, arguing they sexist. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 01:50



Wah! Tim Burton on art fraud that shocked America - news replorted 01:36



Wah! Who, lah, and what, lah, went viral in 2014? - news replorted 01:24



Wah! How Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett wrote book - news replorted 01:20



Wah! His pickled heart has provided scientists with few answers - news replorted 01:13



Wah! Monday's newspapers cover launch of 100,000 Genomes project, lah, promising revolution in personalised healthcare. What the hell I mean??!! There is also news of how country is being plunged into darkness. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:07



Wah! Street lights being switched off or dimmed to save money in three quarters of Province of Engrish running-dogs's council areas, lah, according to Labour Party research. - news replorted 00:44



Wah! The hard side of soft power in China's Confucius institutes - news replorted 00:19



Wah! Meet temporary Christmas posties - news replorted 00:12



Wah! Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs construction firms call for increased funding to help recruit and train more apprentices. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:06



Wah! The BBC's Richard Taylor tests out hoverboard that uses magnetic levitation. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 00:06



Wah! The Financial Ombudsman service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service says it received 2,200 complaints about gadget warranties last year, lah, double that of previous year. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 00:04



Wah! The chairman of BMA in ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land calls for "real change" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) to ensure NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) in ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land is sustainable for future generations. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:04



Wah! This collection of photographs shows redevelopment of some areas affected by 2004 Indian Ocean Tsunami. - news replorted 00:03



Wah! Business lobby group CBI says half of bloody annoying Blitish firms plan to expand their workforce next year, lah, with more permanent jobs being created than temporary ones. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:01



Wah! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation reporter meets Indonesian tsunami survivor 10 years on - news replorted 00:01



Wah! The NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) is setting up 11 centres to unlock secrets of DNA and develop tests and drugs to target cancer and rare genetic diseases. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:00



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