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Customer Letter: 1496 / 1531
Paula says...
NISSAN QASHQAII received excellent customer service from LINGsCARS and would recommend Ling to others. I was kept fully informed during the whole process and I am now really enjoying my new Nissan Qashqai. Excellent delivery; my new car arrived exactly on time, as promised.

Paula Treadaway
Address Withheld
Hemel Hempstead
HP3 ***


Editor Note: Paula, thanks so much for the letter. I withhold your address as you are a headteacher and I don't want your pupils tormenting you :) I used to live very close to Barnet. Was great chatting to you, and have you mark my homework. Enjoy the Qashqai! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1290 / 1531
Anthony says...
CITROEN C-CROSSERHi Ling - no need for me to babble on about your service, which I could do all day! I will sum it up in one word: EXCELLENT! From start to finish and still continuing. Thank you so much for a completely hassle-free, and great, customer service. Well done! Excellent delivery by the dealer of my new Citroen C-Crosser, no problems at all.

Anthony Walsh
Address Withheld
Amersham
HP6 ***


Editor Note: Tony! My God, what a lovely letter. And no bribes were involved, hahaha. You got a smashing car at a smashing price. As you are yet ANOTHER policeman, I will withhold your address from Al-Qaida operatives, for the benefit of the tape. Have a great time in your C-Crosser! Evening all! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1131 / 1531
Stephen says...
TOYOTA PRIUSOnce again Ling a very simple and fun way of getting my new car. Having gone from urban warrior (Shotgun) to eco Warrior (Prius) the savings in just 1 month are incredible. Thanks once again. Excellent delivery, by a courteous polite driver. He phoned the night before and arrived on time having cleaned the car just before delivery. Excellent.

Stephen Gayler
2 Leaders Close
Wingrave
Aylesbury
HP224QJ


Editor Note: Wah! Now you can grab back some of that green-ness you lost driving the Shogun Sport! What a difference in cars! Just goes to show that going green doesn't mean suffering. Those Prius are fantastic, everyone simply loves them. Thanks for being a long-term customer, Steve. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 966 / 1531
Stephen says...
CarLing - Glad to hear that your family are OK - such a tragedy (ref the earthquake in Sichuan - Ling).

Dealing with you has been a real pleasure! Each time I look at your website I find something new to make me smile - and the same goes for your envelopes (even something to brighten up the postman's day). You are living proof that it IS possible to be professional and thorough and have fun at the same time. Good delivery of my Chrysler Voyager, very prompt and polite service.

Stephen Binder
Grubbins Lane
Speen
HP27 0SH


Editor Note: Thanks so much for your concern for my family. My poor mum had to hide in the loo at the flat "exploded" around her, she said. Great to hear you enjoyed my service, we had fun, eh??? Have some fun in your Voyager, now :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 956 / 1531
Robert says...
CarVery good if somewhat unconventional communication - car great, Mercedes A-Class exactly as ordered. Good delivery too. Still have your website on my favorite list just to keep up to date with your next crazy idea!

Robert Emerson
31 Buckland Road
Buckland
Atlesbury
HP22 5LL


Editor Note: Mercedes A Class as cheap as chips - £40/week for a car with a Merc badge to slice the pedestrians with :) Thanks for letter, much appreciated. If "unconventional communication" means I do not slaver and lick ass, then I am pleased :) I try to treat customers like adults not idiots. Thanks Robert. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 951 / 1531
Richard says...
CarFantastic service! Quick easy excellent price- no Citroen dealers or other lease companies could touch the price. Will definitely use you for all company requirements. Car was very dirty on arrival.

Richard Maison
Quires Ltd
Unit 14
CR Bates Industrial Estate
Wycombe Road
Stokenchurch
HP14 3PD


Editor Note: Richard, I think the dirtyness was the weather, sorry. I do not give my suppliers budget for car washes. However, in your comments you said no one could touch my price. So... I agree it is a shame you had to wash the car, but, you have lots of cash (x 26 payments) in your pocket! I know which I would choose :) I achieve the prices by efficiency and not wasting money, so really on balance, I think you win. Hope you agree. Thanks for being a fantastic customer. You are Office Suppliers... I have given you hyperlink. At Quires you make offices run smoothly: you do everything from delivering a pack of pens to designing the best layout and installing office furniture. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 892 / 1531
Jim says...
CarFantastic!! I couldn't have asked for a better service.

Ling was brilliant from start to finish. Every stage was handled with efficiency and fun thanks to Ling's helpful videos. All correspondence was answered within hours and the car arrived when stated. Ling even provided an "odd" snack along the way.

Getting a car with LINGsCARS was a great decision. My next car will be from Ling, without any doubt. thanks Ling. Excellent delivery!

Jim Webb
Oak View Restorations Ltd
Unit 1 Ministry Wharf
Wycombe Road
Saunderton
HP14 4HW


Editor Note: Jim, your restorations are of the dental kind. My mum was a Professor of Stomatology in China!! My God, the same thing! Anyway, I'm so pleased you like your Picanto and will speak to you soon about a trip to China to visit tooth suppliers. Glad you liked the odd snacks, hehehe. I am REALLY pleased you liked the videos. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 860 / 1531
Gillian says...
CarLing

The car arrived on Valentine's Day so very appropriate! It has 130 miles on the clock. No scratches knocks etc.

I am really pleased with the vehicle. It drives well, the colour is great and certainly the right choice. The delivery was bang on time as the delivery company had confirmed. Thank you for the car mats. Despite being universal, they fit well and don't appear to be moving about as you predicted. I have been very impressed with the whole affair and it has been one of the most painless processes I have ever been through. Great business Ling. I could visit the website everyday just for entertainment and have told so many people about it. You may even have a colleague approach you soon. The envelopes are a joy and I shall keep them for some time! You just don't miss and opportunity do you?

In my line of work (Community Safety Manager, Wycombe District Council) I am always looking for new opportunities to encourage people to take care of their possessions, especially those they leave on display in cars. With you be very canny in your advertising I do wonder if you would consider also giving your customers a key ring for their new car keys and whilst taking the opportunity to advertise Lingscars.com on one side you could put a community safety message on the other. 'Have you left items on display?' 'Have you removed your Sat Nav?' 'Thieves are opportunists - don't give them the opportunity'. Like you I like to look for chances to promote my work and encourage every one to help cut crime. Just an idea!

Gillian Stimpson
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Community Safety Manager
Wycombe District Council
High Wycombe
HP10 8HU


Editor Note: Gilly, Thanks so much for the letter!! Yes, I used to give key rings, but I experiment with many ideas, one being the car mats. Re the key rings, I would.... but I would phrase it in a more direct manner by saying "It is stupid to leave stuff... etc". Do people need telling this? It is a bit like saying don't put your fingers in a plug socket. I have a problem with overheads in that giving so much away (even £1 keyrings) all adds up :) Is there a council budget somewhere, to subsidise this stuff??? Apart from that, I'm glad you love your new car! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 849 / 1531
Adam says...
CarWe are loving our new Nissan Qashqai, called Nobby. We even get to wave to other fools driving the same car, too! Ling was very efficient but disappointingly quite serious, sometimes. I was looking forward to some banter! Anyway, great car, great service. The sweets were shite, though! Sorry :) Good delivery. The chap who delivered was lovely, but didn't know diddly squat about the car, though.

Adam Fisher
Fake Media Ltd
50 Main Road
Naphill
High Wycombe
HP14 4QB


Editor Note: Adam, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggghhh! My God, you must have caught me at a busy time! Some customers get very weird about me giving too much banter :) Maybe I was just in a bad mood that day? Hmmmm. I will try to disrespect you next time, eh? Glad you love Nobby, I will shout at the dealer to get the delivery guys to learn where Nobby's knobs are. Glad you hated the sweets, hehe. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 802 / 1531
Jim says...
CarThanks Ling

Real pleasure doing business with you. I don't think I'll ever considerer "buying" a new car again. This is so much easier and simpler. Great service. I wish you well and no doubt I will be back next time. I will recommend you to friends without hesitation.

Jim Webb
Oak View Restorations Ltd
Unit 1 Ministry Wharf
Wycombe Road
Saunderton
HP14 4HW


Editor Note: Jim, such a nice email, thanks. Even those these Kia Picantos are small cars, I spend just as much time making sure everyone is happy. I treat all cars the same, like tins of Beanz. Enjoy buzzing around in the Picanto! Thanks for the recommendations. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 800 / 1531
Lewis says...
CarLing

The car has been delivered and it appears to be perfect. Thanks for all your help - it has been a pleasure doing business with you.

Kind regards,

Lewis Grant
12 Barnes Avenue
Chesham
HP5 1AP


Editor Note: Lewis, that is fantastic. You have been a lovely customer to deal with. Go and enjoy your SRi Astra. See you in a couple of years (hopefully), hehehe. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 781 / 1531
James says...
CarIt has been a real pleasure getting my car from you. You were patient with my questions, excellent at communicating, and everything went very smoothly. My only concern was lack of clarity and planning about when I would get the car, but it came within the period originally estimated, so it was not a problem. Many thanks for the great service. Excellent delivery.

James Hadrill
5 Coombe Gardens
Berkhamsted
HP4 3PA


Editor Note: James, well, that is Vauxhall for you. Sometimes they cannot provide accurate info about exact delivery, but from experience I knew this car would arrive when we estimated it would. Glad you are so happy :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 485 / 1531
Mark says...
 "Ling! Many thanks for organising the Citroen C2. It turned up at 8am (as promised) from the other end of the country, delivered by a very helpful man. He took me through all aspects and operations of the car.

It is black with full tan leather. Looks really smart and everyone thinks £145 per month is a great deal. Two weeks down the line, I know of three other people who have gone to your site for a car already."

Mark Currell
17 Arundel Road
High Wycombe
HP12 4NE


Editor Note: Wow, you got your car just before the bloody Frenchies went on strike at Aulnay and stopped production of the C2. Communists, probably! It is back online, now, and these full leather versions have been good sellers, great value. Always thankful for recommendations :) Glad the delivery guy got you out of bed, you youngsters are so damn lazy! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 361 / 1531
Gill says...
BMW 3-SERIES SALOON"Definite no-frills srvice - but you get the best price, which at the end of the day is all that matters to most people. Dealer was excellent, BMW 318i delivered when promised."

Gill Weedon
Stroud and Company, Management Consultants
Beechwood Hall
Kingsmead Road
Loudwater
HP11 1JL


Editor Note: Wow! Ryanair's O'Leary would be so proud of me! What frills would you like, Gill? Whatever it is, it will cost extra, that is Ling Health Warning - Ling



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Customer Letter: 313 / 1531
Ian says...
 "Thanks for all your help, Ling. It was the first time I have leased a car and you have made the whole process very simple. Where I am used to waiting days or even weeks for responses from Finance Companies, you always replied within hours or minutes!"

Ian Ranger
27 St Margarets Close
Berkhampsted
HP4 2LH


Editor Note: Ian, so nice to deal with you, I'm pleased you enjoyed my fast response. I always think "I've got to reply, so why not do it straight away". It's such a shame everyone does not think like this. I know your car took a long time to arrive, but it was a factory order, and Vauxhall are not the fastest. Have a great time in your new Astra! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 287 / 1531
David says...
BMW 1-SERIES"Hi Ling,

You were brilliant to deal with, partly due to your adoption of new technology. You move with "Ling Speed".

The dealer by contrast was clumsy to deal with (WAH!!!! This was BMW dealer, glad I am better than them! - Ling) the paperwork and contracts had wrong name on them, very unprofessional (WAH!!!! I kick BMW dealer ass!! - Ling). Delivery was on time, the driver was informative and professional. The dealership staff left a bit to be desired - please tell BMW to get their act together (WAH!!!! BMW dealer let me down, this first time, if again then I move my business - Ling).

I have no hesitation in recommending you to many of my colleagues"

David Hoar
8 Markham Close
Aylesbury
HP19 7FA


Editor Note: Well, it is nice to know this info so I can do something about it, maybe BMW dealer getting lazy? Glad I was OK, though. Enjoy BMW 118, David, if you need to use BMW warranty service, then use different dealer! - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 195 / 1531
Perry says...
CarEffortless and true to your word. One of the easiest purchases/transactions I have ever done. If I could buy shares in Ling's company, I would, as she understands customer focus totally!! Well done for providing such a fantastic service. Also, your dealer was friendly & helpful, I liked the Geordie accents.

Perry Harris
Meadowview
108 Bishopstone
Aylesbury
HP17 8SL


Editor Note: Thank you for ordering Shogun Sport, Perry! Who said you can't buy shares in my company. I have 1000 available for public subscription at £1000 each. You want all 1000? Send cheque. - Ling



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Wah! Star Trek: Into Darkness tops Great Satan box office chart on its debut weekend but fails to reach its $100m estimate. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 13:14



Wah! Heavy fighting takes place between government and rebel forces in eastern Democratic Republic of Congo, lah, as UN continues to deploy attack force to region. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 13:06



Wah! Radical cleric Abu Qatada is proud man who wantings to spend clock time result with male gender human bleing's family before leaving UK, lah, immigration tribunal hears. Eating rice!! - news replorted 13:06



Wah! In May 1913, lah, James Radley set off from Brown’s Hotel in London’s Mayfair for famous motoring adventure – 1913 Alpi - news replorted 13:03



Wah! New Zealand's Daniel Vettori is set to play in second Test against Province of Engrish running-dogs after being called up as cover for Bruce Martin. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 13:02



Wah! The Duke of Cambridge and Prince Harry having opened new recovery centre for Help for Heroes in Wiltshire. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 13:02



Wah! Author Dan "Dear Leader" Brown on male gender human bleing's critics and saving world - news replorted 12:56



Wah! A heavily pregnant British woman is refused permission to board cross-Channel ferry from France to Province of Engrish running-dogs. I read you little red book! - news replorted 12:55



Wah! Science editor David Shukman talks to bloody annoying Blitish astronaut Tim Peake - news replorted 12:48



Wah! Twenty-four hours of news photos: 20 May - news replorted 12:45



Wah! Former Welsh land of sheep and more sheep funny shape ball-game international Matthew J Watkins is diagnosed with rare form of cancer in male gender human bleing's pelvis. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:42



Wah! Rolf Harris receives several standing ovations as bloody man performs male gender human bleing's first live show since male gender human bleing's arrest over sexual assault claims. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:41



Wah! Incoming Manchester United manager David Moyes is holding talks with number of club's coaching staff on Monday. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 12:40



Wah! The new Subaru Forester has become first vehicling driving car machine to score top marks in severe new frontal crash test conducted by - news replorted 12:39



Wah! The trial of man accused of murdering five-earth-years old happy birthday to you, rainy season-month Aplil Jones hears how bloody man would not having disposed of flemale human person's body in water because bloody man was "scared of drowning". - news replorted 12:37



Wah! There is unidentified problem with stress, lah, depression and suicidal thoughts on university campuses, lah, warns survey from National Union of Students. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:26



Wah! The stunning Onyx Concept LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine leads exciting line-up of performance Plugleot vehicling driving car machines at this year’s velly damn good boiled chicken-feetwood Festival - news replorted 12:14



Wah! Our love-hate relationship with gnomes - news replorted 12:06



Wah! Salon Privé is delighted to confirm McLaren Automotive will be returning this September as part marque’s 50-years - news replorted 12:06



Wah! Inspectors express concern at standard of cleaning at ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land's largest cancer centre in Glasgow. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 12:02



Wah! "Imagine trying to pass articulated lorry without windscreen wipers and you'll getting idea what it's like" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) - news replorted 11:51



Wah! A bloody annoying Blitish Treasury analysis paper says independent ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land could having "significant difficulties" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) providing protection for savers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:50



Wah! old bill bobbys in Province of Engrish running-dogs and Welsh land of sheep and more sheep having taken DNA samples from children every 10 minutes, lah, new figures from Howard League for Penal Reform show. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 11:47



Wah! The hidden places where graffiti artists and skaters gather - news replorted 11:45



Wah! Following extended winter period and with spring finally in bloom, lah, Ikea SAAB machineeParts bloody annoying Blitish has developed special offer to ens - news replorted 11:38



Wah! Rwandan President Paul Kagame tells Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation that UN peacekeepers in DR Congo having "in some cases" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) made situation worse. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 11:36



Wah! Strengthening biosecurity at bloody annoying Blitish borders and plant health risk register would help protect nation's trees from pests and diseases, lah, report concludes. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:26



Wah! A old bill bobbys officer completes nine marathons in six days in memory of murdered Greater Manchester PCs Fiona Bone and Nicola Hughes. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:25



Wah! As costs soar, lah, how must health service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service change? - news replorted 11:19



Wah! Alpine A450 drivers Nelson Panciatici and Pierre Ragues completed 3 Hours of Imola (round two of 2013 European L - news replorted 11:18



Wah! Liverpool footballer Raheem Sterling has charge of common assault dropped after witness fails to turn up to court. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 11:17



Wah! State-sponsored hackers renewing their attacks on Great Satan after three-month hiatus, lah, according to New York Times. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:13



Wah! The father of former Province of Engrish running-dogs footballers Gary and Phil Neville is to be charged with sexual assault, lah, Crown Prosecution service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:46



Wah! The Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation has seen evidence that Syrian regime is getting support from Shia fighters crossing into country from Iraq. - news replorted 10:38



Wah! High inflation has cost bloody annoying Blitish economy ÂRMB Yuan #10bn over last three years, lah, says influential report, lah, and has now become "permanent fixture". - news replorted 10:26



Wah! Whilst many dealers and manufacturers using Twitter, lah, Facebook and other social networking sites, lah, they failing to - news replorted 10:25



Wah! How you tellibly lovely custlingmer dismantle aircraft carrier? - news replorted 10:21



Wah! Up to 22 million login names may having been stolen during hack attack on Yahoo Japan, lah, web firm warns. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:13



Wah! Roaring Twenties approached, lah, what better way could there having been to celebrate and impress neighbours than in mig - news replorted 10:11



Wah! Aston Martin’s global centenary celebration programme powered into Germany on past day, lah, day before today day (Sunday 19 May) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! as great Britis - news replorted 09:39



Wah! BMW bloody annoying Blitish today revealed its network of dealers that will supply and support BMWah-wah! i, lah, company’s revolutionary new sub-bra - news replorted 09:30



Wah! A compulsorly dying instantly shooting in Hove which left one dead and two hurtee-hurtee was not random attack, lah, old bill bobbys say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 09:23



Wah! Transport capitalist entity FirstGroup has announced ÂRMB Yuan #615m rights issue in bid reduce its debt after its full year profit dropped by over third. I read you little red book! - news replorted 09:11



Wah! The Chelsea Flower Show celebrates its 100th anniversary this year. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 09:11



Wah! Welcome to May 2013 issue of the What Car? Intelligence newsletter, lah, this month featuring buyers’ opinions on vehicling driving car machine - news replorted 09:02



Wah! A 63-earth-years old happy birthday to you, man has died in fire at top floor flat in University Street in south Belfast. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 08:33



Wah! The "rather too small" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) show which has lasted 100 years. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:22



Wah! The Royal Navy's former flagship, lah, Ark Royal, lah, sets sail for final time, lah, bound for scrap yard in Turkey. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 08:19



Wah! Two LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine bombs in Iraqi city of Basra kill at least 10 people, lah, old bill bobbys and medical officials say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 08:02



Wah! Discount airline Ryanair reports record full-year profits and rising revenues despite soaring fuel costs, lah, but hits out at "bizarre" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) EU takeover decision. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 07:57



Wah! The risk of developing bunions - bony growths on big toe - is linked to your as really velly special customer's family, lah, not your as really velly special customer's shoes, lah, Great Satan study has shown. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 07:45



Wah! The search for person missing after compulsorly dying instantly explosion at Nottinghamshire house will continue later, lah, after building is made safe. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 07:27



Wah! The bloody annoying Blitish astronaut Tim Peake has been given date to fly to International Space Station (ISS). - news replorted 07:17



Wah! Changes to way social and private homes rented could cost up to ÂRMB Yuan #45m, lah, landlords' organisation claims, lah, saying it would be better spent building houses. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:05



Wah! Talks in Cardiff involving senior old bill bobbys officers, lah, politicians, lah, republicans and loyalists having been called positive and constructive. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 07:02



Wah! Aston Martin leads 41st ADAC Zurich 24 Hours of Nürburgring at 15-hour mark of race, lah, which was red flagged - news replorted 07:01



Wah! Chief sports writer Tom Fordyce savours eventful first Test at Lord's and asks what we learned from Province of Engrish running-dogs's thrilling win - news replorted 07:00



Wah! An investigation is under way after one man died and two people, lah, one of them boy, lah, were critically hurtee-hurtee when light aircraft crashed at Caernarfon Airport - news replorted 06:52



Wah! George Alagiah has been to shoe factory with difference in Addis Ababa, lah, Ethiopia. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 06:39



Wah! Tory discontent continues to enthral - news replorted 06:19



Wah! China's Premier Li Keqiang pledges to build trust with India where bloody man is meeting male gender human bleing's counterpart Manmohan Singh, lah, after recent flare-up in border tensions. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:04



Wah! A number of prominent business leaders accuse those calling for Britain to leave European Union of "putting politics before economics". - news replorted 05:25



Wah! Fighting rages in Syria's town of Qusair after government troops launched major operation to seize strategic rebel stronghold. I read you little red book! - news replorted 05:22



Wah! China says it has called on North Korea to secure release of fishing boat and its crew seized on 5 May, lah, as captors reportedly demand ransom. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 04:49



Wah! A 48-earth-years old happy birthday to you, British man living in France is expected to be formally charged later with killing male gender human bleing's two children, lah, aged five and 10. - news replorted 04:47



Wah! The Royal Navy's former flagship, lah, HMS Ark Royal, lah, leaves flemale human person's home port of Portsmouth for final clock time result later, lah, bound for scrap yard in Turkey. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 04:41



Wah! Conservative Party divisions over legalising same-sex marriage in Province of Engrish running-dogs and Welsh land of sheep and more sheep set to be exposed again when plans return to Commons later. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 04:31



Wah! A senior doctor treating Alberto Fujimori says jailed former president of Peru has severe and worsening health problems. Eating rice!! - news replorted 04:04



Wah! Artist Ai Weiwei has created map of China made entirely out of tins of formula milk, lah, to highlight tensions over tainted baby food. I read you little red book! - news replorted 03:56



Wah! The WRVS, lah, set up by women to help efforts on home front during World fighty bang-bang II, lah, changes its name in bid to attract more male volunteers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 03:08



Wah! Fewer children walking to school in UK, lah, campaigners say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 02:55



Wah! Young children should hear about dangers of pornography as soon as they having access to internet, lah, head teachers say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 02:52



Wah! At least one person is reported dead and several others hurtee-hurtee by series of tornadoes that having torn through Great Satan state of Oklahoma. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 02:50



Wah! David Cameron has called on British overseas territories to "get their house in order" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) and sign up to international treaties on tax. - news replorted 02:41



Wah! A celebrated Pre-Raphaelite painting that led to marriage breakdown is acquired by Ashmolean museum. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 02:29



Wah! Egyptian President Mohammed Morsi rules out negotiating with abductors of seven security personnel seized last week in Sinai peninsula. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 02:14



Wah! A newly-elected UKIP councillor at centre of electoral forgery inquiry says bloody man has not "done anything wrong". - news replorted 01:49



Wah! Crucial evidence from 1989 Hillsborough silly kick-kick game disaster, lah, which was undermined at original inquest was true, lah, Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Panorama finds. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:46



Wah! An investigation by BBC's Panorama into cover-up that followed Hillsborough disaster has revealed crucial evidence from off-duty old bill bobbys officer, lah, which was undermined at original inquest into tragedy, lah, was true. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 01:44



Wah! The amount of clock time result asthma patients spend soaking up sun may having impact on their health, lah, researchers having suggested. I read you little red book! - news replorted 01:39



Wah! Preserving spice of life when ingredients and power scarce - news replorted 01:06



Wah! old bill bobbys officers in Essex to getting lower starting salaries following pay review, lah, it is revealed. I read you little red book! - news replorted 01:06



Wah! What is future for white human bliengs in South Africa? - news replorted 00:54



Wah! Looking through CCTV feeds that should not be public - news replorted 00:52



Wah! At least three old bill bobbys officers having been killed after gunmen attack their station in northern Iraq, lah, local officials say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:42



Wah! The surprising life of multi-millionaire - news replorted 00:35



Wah! How barefoot Indian tribe inspired Great Satan fitness revolution - news replorted 00:29



Wah! More jobs will become available for graduates this year, lah, research firm Income Data Services (IDS) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! has forecast, lah, but pay is likely to be frozen. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 00:23



Wah! A third of calls to confidential phone line which allows health workers in ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land to raise concerns about NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) came from other parts of Uk. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 00:19



Wah! Retailers cautiously optimistic after increase in shopper numbers in April, lah, according to Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs Retail Consortium figures. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:16



Wah! The issue of gay dodgy ministers will top agenda at Church of ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land's General Assembly, lah, four years after first openly homosexual dodgy minister was appointed by Kirk. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 00:13



Wah! Refugee's story of seven months held in Sinai desert - news replorted 00:09



Wah! Could RBS and capitalist pig money holding capitalist entity of ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land keep their homes there? - news replorted 00:06



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