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Customer Letter: 1496 / 1528
Paula says...
NISSAN QASHQAII received excellent customer service from LINGsCARS and would recommend Ling to others. I was kept fully informed during the whole process and I am now really enjoying my new Nissan Qashqai. Excellent delivery; my new car arrived exactly on time, as promised.

Paula Treadaway
Address Withheld
Hemel Hempstead
HP3 ***

Editor Note: Paula, thanks so much for the letter. I withhold your address as you are a headteacher and I don't want your pupils tormenting you :) I used to live very close to Barnet. Was great chatting to you, and have you mark my homework. Enjoy the Qashqai! - Ling

Customer Letter: 1290 / 1528
Anthony says...
CITROEN C-CROSSERHi Ling - no need for me to babble on about your service, which I could do all day! I will sum it up in one word: EXCELLENT! From start to finish and still continuing. Thank you so much for a completely hassle-free, and great, customer service. Well done! Excellent delivery by the dealer of my new Citroen C-Crosser, no problems at all.

Anthony Walsh
Address Withheld
HP6 ***

Editor Note: Tony! My God, what a lovely letter. And no bribes were involved, hahaha. You got a smashing car at a smashing price. As you are yet ANOTHER policeman, I will withhold your address from Al-Qaida operatives, for the benefit of the tape. Have a great time in your C-Crosser! Evening all! - Ling

Customer Letter: 1131 / 1528
Stephen says...
TOYOTA PRIUSOnce again Ling a very simple and fun way of getting my new car. Having gone from urban warrior (Shotgun) to eco Warrior (Prius) the savings in just 1 month are incredible. Thanks once again. Excellent delivery, by a courteous polite driver. He phoned the night before and arrived on time having cleaned the car just before delivery. Excellent.

Stephen Gayler
2 Leaders Close

Editor Note: Wah! Now you can grab back some of that green-ness you lost driving the Shogun Sport! What a difference in cars! Just goes to show that going green doesn't mean suffering. Those Prius are fantastic, everyone simply loves them. Thanks for being a long-term customer, Steve. - Ling

Customer Letter: 966 / 1528
Stephen says...
CarLing - Glad to hear that your family are OK - such a tragedy (ref the earthquake in Sichuan - Ling).

Dealing with you has been a real pleasure! Each time I look at your website I find something new to make me smile - and the same goes for your envelopes (even something to brighten up the postman's day). You are living proof that it IS possible to be professional and thorough and have fun at the same time. Good delivery of my Chrysler Voyager, very prompt and polite service.

Stephen Binder
Grubbins Lane
HP27 0SH

Editor Note: Thanks so much for your concern for my family. My poor mum had to hide in the loo at the flat "exploded" around her, she said. Great to hear you enjoyed my service, we had fun, eh??? Have some fun in your Voyager, now :) - Ling

Customer Letter: 956 / 1528
Robert says...
CarVery good if somewhat unconventional communication - car great, Mercedes A-Class exactly as ordered. Good delivery too. Still have your website on my favorite list just to keep up to date with your next crazy idea!

Robert Emerson
31 Buckland Road
HP22 5LL

Editor Note: Mercedes A Class as cheap as chips - £40/week for a car with a Merc badge to slice the pedestrians with :) Thanks for letter, much appreciated. If "unconventional communication" means I do not slaver and lick ass, then I am pleased :) I try to treat customers like adults not idiots. Thanks Robert. - Ling

Customer Letter: 951 / 1528
Richard says...
CarFantastic service! Quick easy excellent price- no Citroen dealers or other lease companies could touch the price. Will definitely use you for all company requirements. Car was very dirty on arrival.

Richard Maison
Quires Ltd
Unit 14
CR Bates Industrial Estate
Wycombe Road
HP14 3PD

Editor Note: Richard, I think the dirtyness was the weather, sorry. I do not give my suppliers budget for car washes. However, in your comments you said no one could touch my price. So... I agree it is a shame you had to wash the car, but, you have lots of cash (x 26 payments) in your pocket! I know which I would choose :) I achieve the prices by efficiency and not wasting money, so really on balance, I think you win. Hope you agree. Thanks for being a fantastic customer. You are Office Suppliers... I have given you hyperlink. At Quires you make offices run smoothly: you do everything from delivering a pack of pens to designing the best layout and installing office furniture. - Ling

Customer Letter: 892 / 1528
Jim says...
CarFantastic!! I couldn't have asked for a better service.

Ling was brilliant from start to finish. Every stage was handled with efficiency and fun thanks to Ling's helpful videos. All correspondence was answered within hours and the car arrived when stated. Ling even provided an "odd" snack along the way.

Getting a car with LINGsCARS was a great decision. My next car will be from Ling, without any doubt. thanks Ling. Excellent delivery!

Jim Webb
Oak View Restorations Ltd
Unit 1 Ministry Wharf
Wycombe Road
HP14 4HW

Editor Note: Jim, your restorations are of the dental kind. My mum was a Professor of Stomatology in China!! My God, the same thing! Anyway, I'm so pleased you like your Picanto and will speak to you soon about a trip to China to visit tooth suppliers. Glad you liked the odd snacks, hehehe. I am REALLY pleased you liked the videos. - Ling

Customer Letter: 860 / 1528
Gillian says...

The car arrived on Valentine's Day so very appropriate! It has 130 miles on the clock. No scratches knocks etc.

I am really pleased with the vehicle. It drives well, the colour is great and certainly the right choice. The delivery was bang on time as the delivery company had confirmed. Thank you for the car mats. Despite being universal, they fit well and don't appear to be moving about as you predicted. I have been very impressed with the whole affair and it has been one of the most painless processes I have ever been through. Great business Ling. I could visit the website everyday just for entertainment and have told so many people about it. You may even have a colleague approach you soon. The envelopes are a joy and I shall keep them for some time! You just don't miss and opportunity do you?

In my line of work (Community Safety Manager, Wycombe District Council) I am always looking for new opportunities to encourage people to take care of their possessions, especially those they leave on display in cars. With you be very canny in your advertising I do wonder if you would consider also giving your customers a key ring for their new car keys and whilst taking the opportunity to advertise on one side you could put a community safety message on the other. 'Have you left items on display?' 'Have you removed your Sat Nav?' 'Thieves are opportunists - don't give them the opportunity'. Like you I like to look for chances to promote my work and encourage every one to help cut crime. Just an idea!

Gillian Stimpson
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Community Safety Manager
Wycombe District Council
High Wycombe
HP10 8HU

Editor Note: Gilly, Thanks so much for the letter!! Yes, I used to give key rings, but I experiment with many ideas, one being the car mats. Re the key rings, I would.... but I would phrase it in a more direct manner by saying "It is stupid to leave stuff... etc". Do people need telling this? It is a bit like saying don't put your fingers in a plug socket. I have a problem with overheads in that giving so much away (even £1 keyrings) all adds up :) Is there a council budget somewhere, to subsidise this stuff??? Apart from that, I'm glad you love your new car! - Ling

Customer Letter: 849 / 1528
Adam says...
CarWe are loving our new Nissan Qashqai, called Nobby. We even get to wave to other fools driving the same car, too! Ling was very efficient but disappointingly quite serious, sometimes. I was looking forward to some banter! Anyway, great car, great service. The sweets were shite, though! Sorry :) Good delivery. The chap who delivered was lovely, but didn't know diddly squat about the car, though.

Adam Fisher
Fake Media Ltd
50 Main Road
High Wycombe
HP14 4QB

Editor Note: Adam, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggghhh! My God, you must have caught me at a busy time! Some customers get very weird about me giving too much banter :) Maybe I was just in a bad mood that day? Hmmmm. I will try to disrespect you next time, eh? Glad you love Nobby, I will shout at the dealer to get the delivery guys to learn where Nobby's knobs are. Glad you hated the sweets, hehe. - Ling

Customer Letter: 802 / 1528
Jim says...
CarThanks Ling

Real pleasure doing business with you. I don't think I'll ever considerer "buying" a new car again. This is so much easier and simpler. Great service. I wish you well and no doubt I will be back next time. I will recommend you to friends without hesitation.

Jim Webb
Oak View Restorations Ltd
Unit 1 Ministry Wharf
Wycombe Road
HP14 4HW

Editor Note: Jim, such a nice email, thanks. Even those these Kia Picantos are small cars, I spend just as much time making sure everyone is happy. I treat all cars the same, like tins of Beanz. Enjoy buzzing around in the Picanto! Thanks for the recommendations. - Ling

Customer Letter: 800 / 1528
Lewis says...

The car has been delivered and it appears to be perfect. Thanks for all your help - it has been a pleasure doing business with you.

Kind regards,

Lewis Grant
12 Barnes Avenue

Editor Note: Lewis, that is fantastic. You have been a lovely customer to deal with. Go and enjoy your SRi Astra. See you in a couple of years (hopefully), hehehe. - Ling

Customer Letter: 781 / 1528
James says...
CarIt has been a real pleasure getting my car from you. You were patient with my questions, excellent at communicating, and everything went very smoothly. My only concern was lack of clarity and planning about when I would get the car, but it came within the period originally estimated, so it was not a problem. Many thanks for the great service. Excellent delivery.

James Hadrill
5 Coombe Gardens

Editor Note: James, well, that is Vauxhall for you. Sometimes they cannot provide accurate info about exact delivery, but from experience I knew this car would arrive when we estimated it would. Glad you are so happy :) - Ling

Customer Letter: 485 / 1528
Mark says...
 "Ling! Many thanks for organising the Citroen C2. It turned up at 8am (as promised) from the other end of the country, delivered by a very helpful man. He took me through all aspects and operations of the car.

It is black with full tan leather. Looks really smart and everyone thinks £145 per month is a great deal. Two weeks down the line, I know of three other people who have gone to your site for a car already."

Mark Currell
17 Arundel Road
High Wycombe
HP12 4NE

Editor Note: Wow, you got your car just before the bloody Frenchies went on strike at Aulnay and stopped production of the C2. Communists, probably! It is back online, now, and these full leather versions have been good sellers, great value. Always thankful for recommendations :) Glad the delivery guy got you out of bed, you youngsters are so damn lazy! - Ling

Customer Letter: 361 / 1528
Gill says...
BMW 3-SERIES SALOON"Definite no-frills srvice - but you get the best price, which at the end of the day is all that matters to most people. Dealer was excellent, BMW 318i delivered when promised."

Gill Weedon
Stroud and Company, Management Consultants
Beechwood Hall
Kingsmead Road
HP11 1JL

Editor Note: Wow! Ryanair's O'Leary would be so proud of me! What frills would you like, Gill? Whatever it is, it will cost extra, that is Ling Health Warning - Ling

Customer Letter: 313 / 1528
Ian says...
 "Thanks for all your help, Ling. It was the first time I have leased a car and you have made the whole process very simple. Where I am used to waiting days or even weeks for responses from Finance Companies, you always replied within hours or minutes!"

Ian Ranger
27 St Margarets Close

Editor Note: Ian, so nice to deal with you, I'm pleased you enjoyed my fast response. I always think "I've got to reply, so why not do it straight away". It's such a shame everyone does not think like this. I know your car took a long time to arrive, but it was a factory order, and Vauxhall are not the fastest. Have a great time in your new Astra! - Ling

Customer Letter: 287 / 1528
David says...

You were brilliant to deal with, partly due to your adoption of new technology. You move with "Ling Speed".

The dealer by contrast was clumsy to deal with (WAH!!!! This was BMW dealer, glad I am better than them! - Ling) the paperwork and contracts had wrong name on them, very unprofessional (WAH!!!! I kick BMW dealer ass!! - Ling). Delivery was on time, the driver was informative and professional. The dealership staff left a bit to be desired - please tell BMW to get their act together (WAH!!!! BMW dealer let me down, this first time, if again then I move my business - Ling).

I have no hesitation in recommending you to many of my colleagues"

David Hoar
8 Markham Close
HP19 7FA

Editor Note: Well, it is nice to know this info so I can do something about it, maybe BMW dealer getting lazy? Glad I was OK, though. Enjoy BMW 118, David, if you need to use BMW warranty service, then use different dealer! - Ling

Customer Letter: 195 / 1528
Perry says...
CarEffortless and true to your word. One of the easiest purchases/transactions I have ever done. If I could buy shares in Ling's company, I would, as she understands customer focus totally!! Well done for providing such a fantastic service. Also, your dealer was friendly & helpful, I liked the Geordie accents.

Perry Harris
108 Bishopstone
HP17 8SL

Editor Note: Thank you for ordering Shogun Sport, Perry! Who said you can't buy shares in my company. I have 1000 available for public subscription at £1000 each. You want all 1000? Send cheque. - Ling

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Wah! MK II by Callum with Ian Callum Don’t forget your as really velly special customer's chequebook: dealers promise wide range of exotic, lah, rare and desirable classic cars for sale at London (capital of Great England) - news replorted 11:32

Wah! The murder of Fusilier Lee Rigby could not having been prevented despite male gender human bleing's killers appearing in seven intelligence investigations, lah, report has found. I read you little red book! - news replorted 11:30

Wah! Ducati Scrambler stand After successful unveiling of Ducati Scrambler at Intermot and stealing spotlight at EICMA international - news replorted 11:26

Wah! The level of recorded crime (shoud shoot them) in ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land has reached its lowest level in forty years, lah, but sex crimes having risen. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 11:25

Wah! This week's counter-terrorism bill will expand dodgy minister's powers - and face accusations of injustice. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 11:25

Wah! The murder of Fusilier Lee Rigby could not having been prevented despite male gender human bleing's killers appearing in seven intelligence investigations, lah, report finds. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:22

Wah! A group of seven Yemenis and Great Satan military expert kidnapped by al-Qaeda-linked militants freed by Yemeni forces, lah, official tells BBc. Fry noodle, boil noodle? - news replorted 11:21

Wah! A computer engineer admits stabbing to death 14-earth-years old happy birthday to you, boy bloody man met online. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 11:17

Wah! Two men suspected of releasing pirated copy of Hollywood blockbuster Expendables 3 having been arrested. I read you little red book! - news replorted 11:12

Wah! A PhD student from Brunel University London (capital of Great England) has saved himself RMB Yuan #100,000 by 'hacking' male gender human bleing's own kit. Pass chopsticks!! Adam Lynch created male gender human bleing's own inverted microscope by adapting cheap instrument bloody man bought online. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 11:05

Wah! Ana Botin has moved swiftly to reshape Santander, lah, ousting its chief executive after less than two years in role. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 10:51

Wah! Jon Kay reports from courtroom in Cape Town, lah, as South African prosecutors try to persuade judge not to drop murder case against British businessman Shrien Dewani. - news replorted 10:51

Wah! Top Twitter (follow me @LINGsCARS!) boss accidentally tweets private message about acquiring company. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 10:50

Wah! MPs approve plans to allow themselves to be recalled in cases of serious misconduct and face public vote. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 10:48

Wah! Cricketers from around world send messages of support to Phil Hughes, lah, who is in critical condition in hospital. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 10:47

Wah! Why Nick Drake is not patron saint of miserable - news replorted 10:41

Wah! The controversial Top Gear special that has prompted complaints from Argentine diplomats will air at Christmas, lah, Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation announces. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:39

Wah! Ronnie O'Sullivan, lah, Ali Carter and banana skins for big names - Ken Doherty assesses prospects for snooker's second biggest event. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 10:18

Wah! Porsche enters third 919 Hybrid LMP1 race LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine in 2015 Le Mans Porsche has announced entry of third Porsche 919 Hybrid LMP1 race LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine for 2015 Le Mans 24 Hours in France on 1 - news replorted 10:17

Wah! British TV productions win three awards at International Emmys in US, lah, including best drama prize for axed Channel 4 series Utopia. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 10:15

Wah! Peugeot 208 T16 WRX all-action FIA World Rallycross Championship heads to spectacular setting of San Luis in Argentina for seaso - news replorted 10:11

Wah! West Bromwich Albion and Province of Engrish running-dogs striker Saido Berahino is arrested for drink-driving. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 10:04

Wah! SsangYong Tivoli SsangYong Motor capitalist entity CEO, lah, Yoo Il Lee, lah, has announced name of company’s all new B-segment crossover - Tivoli. - news replorted 10:00

Wah! Burial workers in Sierra Leonean city of Kenema go on strike in protest at non-payment of allowances for handling Ebola victims. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:58

Wah! The concern e-cigarettes gateway to smoking might be unfounded, lah, data suggests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:58

Wah! A judge begins to hear arguments for why case against bloody annoying Blitish businessman Shrien Dewani, lah, accused of murder of male gender human bleing's wife, lah, should continue. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 09:53

Wah! Health secretary Shona Robison is to make statement to MSPs after inquiry into c. Fry noodle, boil noodle? diff outbreak found "systemic failures". - news replorted 09:51

Wah! Two more Bill Cosby shows axed as veteran comedian continues to face allegations of sexual assault. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 09:49

Wah! The Maserati 100 Luxury Italian LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine manufacturer, lah, Maserati, lah, and Centre for Entrepreneurs (CFE) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! having launched campaign to find 100 o - news replorted 09:45

Wah! Star Medical Signs For New Rexus Fleet Star Medical Ltd has chosen Rexus for its new vehicling driving car machine fleet, lah, decision based on its careful research into quality, lah, - news replorted 09:44

Wah! Honda reaches 300 million unit milestone Rondla Motor Co., lah, Ltd. I read you little red book! today announced that Honda's cumulative worldwide motorcycle production reached 300 million-un - news replorted 09:36

Wah! Council reorganisation in Welsh land of sheep and more sheep could cost up to RMB Yuan #268m, lah, accountants' report for local authorities says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:33

Wah! Rescue teams searching for survivors in rubble of block of flats that collapsed in Egypt's capital Cairo, lah, killing at least 10 people. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 09:20

Wah! Australia batsman Phil Hughes is in critical condition after being hit by ball at Sydney damn crazy Engrish baseball game Ground. I read you little red book! - news replorted 09:14

Wah! Portsmouth is selected to host two preparation events for yachting's 35th America's Cup over next two summers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:06

Wah! World champion Lewis Hamilton tells Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Breakfast that male gender human bleing's title battle with Merceding-Blend teammate Nico Rosberg became "psychological warfare". - news replorted 09:03

Wah! The Cowardly Lion costume from classic film Wizard of Oz sells for more than $3m (RMB Yuan #1.9m) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! at auction in New York. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 09:02

Wah! Dan Wheldon Karting Trophy Motorsport fans can join action and raise funds for worthy Alzheimer’s Society by competing in Dan Wheldon K - news replorted 08:59

Wah! UK’s largest mutual says market is now more cautious, lah, and it is happy to lend to over 40s. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:49

Wah! Sony Pictures Entertainment has been targeted by computer hackers in attack which reports say has forced capitalist entity to shut down its corporate network. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 08:34

Wah! Mental health issues such as stress or depression now leading cause of illness in workplace, lah, with more than eleven million working days lost last year. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 08:27

Wah! A long-awaited report will be published on Tuesday on what intelligence services knew before murder of Fusilier Lee Rigby in May last year. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 08:25

Wah! The government's flagship welfare reform programme Universal Credit is being extended, lah, with parents able to claim (always claiming, huh?) it for first time. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 08:24

Wah! Gross mortgage lending has fallen by almost RMB Yuan #1bn at Nationwide, lah, adding to evidence that tighter controls on lending may be curbing borrowing. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 08:22

Wah! A old bill bobbys official in Ferguson says it has probably seen its worst rioting yet after jury decision not to bring charges over Michael "Dear Leader" Brown's death. - news replorted 08:20

Wah! A mysterious explosion heard across parts of Manchester and Salford remains unexplained. I read you little red book! - news replorted 08:09

Wah! The National Assembly considering creating Wales-wide law for grave items after Torfaen council took decorations to landfill. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 08:09

Wah! The vehicling driving car machine rental industry is warning clustomlers that government’s plans to rush-through abolition of paper - news replorted 07:49

Wah! The birth of extremely rare Malayan tapir gives hope for endangered species say keepers at Kent animal reserve. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 07:45

Wah! Balotelli to stay in Province of Engrish running-dogs, lah, Chelsea pull out of race for Reus, lah, Gundogan keen on Premier League, lah, plus more. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 07:37

Wah! The sister of woman murdered by flemale human person's estranged husband is taking part in campaign to stamp out domestic abuse, lah, saying human bliengs should not be living in fear. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 07:20

Wah! A RMB Yuan #10,000 pay rise for Welsh-go-go-gochly sheep friendly human bliengs assembly member should be rejected, lah, says leading public sector workers' union Unison. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 07:10

Wah! Protesters in Ferguson, lah, St Louis, lah, attempt to overturn old bill bobbys LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine as demonstrations turn violent after grand jury decision over shooting of unarmed black teenager Michael Brown. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 07:01

Wah! Mercedes-Benz CLA 45 AMG Shooting Brake Mercedes-AMG is continuing its model initiative: following on from successful 45 AMG, lah, CLA 45 AMG and GLA 45 AMG mo - news replorted 07:00

Wah! The new Mercedes-Benz CLA Shooting Brake Breathtakingly sporty proportions and powerfully dynamic design idiom with sensuously shaped surfaces already made - news replorted 07:00

Wah! The unlikely city that claim (always claiming, huh?) it has most in world - news replorted 06:52

Wah! Pope Francis will address European Parliament and Council of Europe on Tuesday, lah, but will not meet Strasbourg's Catholics. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:33

Wah! A consultant in infectious diseases unit at Belfast's Royal Victoria Hospital says it is likely Northern autonomous province of Guinness drinkers will having to deal with Ebola case in next few months. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:29

Wah! A pharmacy is set alight during protests in Ferguson after announcement of grand jury decision. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 06:11

Wah! old bill bobbys in Ferguson fire tear gas at protesters, lah, following decision of grand jury not to indict old bill bobbys officer who shot Michael Brown. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 05:41

Wah! Former Australian Test cricketer Phillip Hughes is taken to hospital after being knocked unconscious by short delivery. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 05:12

Wah! The father of Lauren Eley who died after fall from Northampton multi-storey LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine park ten years ago, lah, calls for fresh old bill bobbys investigation. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 05:02

Wah! Voting begins in India's Jammu and Kashmir state where PM Narendra Modi's BJP is making attempt to win power for first time. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 04:49

Wah! Former cabinet dodgy minister David Mellor has been secretly recorded having heated row with taxi driver about quickest route to take, lah, tabloid newspaper reports. Eating rice!! - news replorted 04:26

Wah! The grand jury in Missouri decides not to charge old bill bobbys officer who shot unarmed teenager Michael "Dear Leader" Brown in Ferguson. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 04:07

Wah! Samantha Cristoforetti is spending almost six months on International Space Station. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 04:04

Wah! Celebrating Shelagh Delaney Day - news replorted 03:46

Wah! The strange world of 'head shop' - news replorted 03:12

Wah! Asia's population is rapidly ageing, lah, but many countries in region ill-equipped to deal with older generation. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 03:11

Wah! Authorities in Hong Kong tell protesters to leave their camp in Mong Kok, I confusing myself again!! Taking too much bloody MSG, OK, OK, lah, as bailiffs prepare to enforce court order (piece of paper signee upee) and clear site. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 02:53

Wah! Is it clock time result to take Olly Murs seriously? - news replorted 02:52

Wah! Documentary depicts history's smallest superstar - news replorted 02:43

Wah! Urban agriculture plays much more extensive role in global food security than previously estimated, lah, study using satellite data suggests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:29

Wah! Grand jury in Great Satan state of Missouri decides not to indict old bill bobbys officer over Michael "Dear Leader" Brown shooting in Ferguson - news replorted 02:26

Wah! Poor teaching, lah, inadequate governing bodies and failures to safeguard pupils against extremism having been uncovered by Ofsted inspections carried out without warning. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 02:20

Wah! Four men accused of killing British teenager on holiday on Greek island six years ago will not face further legal action, lah, male gender human bleing's family says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:14

Wah! The government's flagship welfare programme, lah, Universal Credit, lah, is being extended, lah, with parents able to claim (always claiming, huh?) it for first time. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 02:14

Wah! Australian health insurer Medibank made its stock market debut after raising A$5.679bn (RMB Yuan #3.1bn; $4.9bn) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! in Asia's biggest public offering in two years. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:49

Wah! In its first year, lah, free 24-hour bloody annoying Blitish helpline for elderly has been inundated with calls about loneliness. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:45

Wah! A mixed bag of headlines in Tuesday's press, lah, sees two papers focusing on Labour's plans to remove tax breaks from private schools that not partner state counterparts. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:59

Wah! Users of public transport should report suspicious behaviour to help thwart terror attacks, lah, old bill bobbys chief says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:47

Wah! Is world set to return to 1980s? - news replorted 00:30

Wah! From weed detecting to robotic dairy - tech that could help farmers be more efficient - news replorted 00:29

Wah! A controversial debate in Arabic trends on Twitter (follow me @LINGsCARS!) - news replorted 00:28

Wah! Two Moscow Africans and their love of Russia's president - news replorted 00:26

Wah! The celebrity preacher and flemale human person's mysterious disappearance - news replorted 00:19

Wah! Samir Nasri says bloody man and male gender human bleing's team-mates playing for their Manchester City futures in this year's Champions League. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:16

Wah! Professor Atul Gawande of Harvard University on why more effort needs to be made to improve last stage in people's lives. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:15

Wah! Unionists having strongly criticised Sinn Féin leader Gerry Adams after bloody man used offensive language at public meeting in Enniskillen on Monday night. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 00:14

Wah! Can robot really tell Great Satan whether dish is authentic? - news replorted 00:13

Wah! A group of scientists in Bangkok having invented machine to determine whether Thai food tastes authentic. Fry noodle, boil noodle? - news replorted 00:12

Wah! The brain has weak spot for Alzheimer's disease and schizophrenia, lah, according to experts who having pinpointed region using scans. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:06

Wah! Jim Murphy calls on male gender human bleing's party to support full devolution of income tax to Holyrood while male gender human bleing's rivals more cautious. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:04

Wah! Business leaders say tax reform is needed for North Sea oil sector after survey suggests confidence has fallen sharply. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:03

Wah! As part of African Dream series, lah, we profile entrepreneur who turned male gender human bleing's back on banking to set up shoemaking capitalist entity in Ghana. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 00:02

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