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Customer Letter: 1470 / 1528
Susan says...
FORD FIESTAGood easy to use website, fast response to order and any queries. Had a bit of a delay on delivery but otherwise very good service. Thanks Ling! Car in good condition, delay on delivery.

Susan Percival
21 Eskdale Ave
Altofts
Normanton
WF6 2RE


Editor Note: Sue, the delay in delivery was just the volume of deliveries in the Ford network which simply meant that as usual the supplying dealers made a mess of organising dates. It drives me mad. How hard is it to arrange a date and stick to it? Apart from the final delivery, things were great and you loved your car. That's great! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1468 / 1528
Matthew says...
FORD FIESTAVery interesting website, could be a little easier to understand at first glance. Everything went very well and the price was unbeatable. I hope there is a discount for returning customers :o) Thanks Ling. Good delivery. Delivered on time and with friendly driver.

Matthew Percival
21 Eskdale Avenue
Altofts
Normanton
WF6 2RE


Editor Note: Great! Fiestas are great cars, I am glad you love it. Unbeatable price is a good thing, eh? To have a further discount on an unbeatable price is errr... unbeatable? Enjoy the Fiesta, Matt. Sorry the website is a bit messy :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1444 / 1528
Mark says...
 I like the personal touch and that's what I got from dealing with LINGsCARS team. One to one. Immediate response! When the car came it only had one key, but Ling was on the job straight away, to fix the problem. It feels good to be in control. One phone call or email solved it. Excellent delivery, but I would like to see manufacturers supply quicker to the end user.

Mark Hudson
53 Deighton Lane
Staincliffe
Batley
WF17 7EU


Editor Note: Rock (hahaha, that's what you call yourself, Rock Hudson), so would I like to see quicker supply. But post credit-crunch, the factories (like the Nissan one in Washington) are almost building to order, so quite a few cars are factory order and there is often no free stock for an immediate delivery. Apologies for that, but it is out of (even) my control! However, your letter is great and the dealer who forgot to enclose the spare key sorted it immediately. Hope you love the 7 seat Qashqai+2. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1289 / 1528
Adele says...
 Great service with the supply of my new Ford Focus CC, thank you! Excellent delivery, by a very nice guy.

Adele Galbraith
Barbers Of Birstall
87c Low Lane
Birstall
Batley
WF17 9HB


Editor Note: Wow, short letter Adele. You run a barber shop called Barbers Of Birstall so guess you are busy trimming hair. I would never suggest a CC is a hairdresser's car, hahaha! Very sorry for that. Take care, talk in a couple of years. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1063 / 1528
Cath says...
CarI am really enjoying my Tigra, especially in the good weather we were having at the time. This is the second car that I've rented from you and the whole process was completely painless both times. At every stage I was kept fully informed and the car was delivered exactly when I requested; in fact it was early but I couldn't have it as my old lease hadn't expired. It was a refreshing change not to have to deal with the bull shit I've encountered in the past when buying cars. I will be back again in approx 18 months - can't wait.

Cath Harper
18 Abbey Mews
Pontefract
WF8 1TD


Editor Note: Cath, I do try to avoid the bullshit :) The Royal mail lost your letter, so this is a bit late, but you have now had two cars from me and I'm glad you have been happy with both. You are a super Yorkshire customer! All you need now is the sunshine for your new convertible. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1048 / 1528
Simon says...
CarLing, I would gauge my reaction to your service as mixed. You make the process appear easy and straightforward. And in theory it should be. From a personal point of view, you need to listen to questions. Your eagerness to respond often means that you miss the point, ie. regarding delivery date. I would also like you to pursue compensation from Audi. Their offer of £25 is unacceptable and I return it with a view to you pursuing this matter for me. My car was delivered 4 days late. There was no paperwork or demonstration of vehicle. A lack of service, care and attention. Their compensation of £25 is unacceptable from a prestige dealer. My car hire for 4 days was approximately £130.

Simon Pollard
6 Huddersfield Road
Mirfield
WF14 9HE


Editor Note: Well, well. This one was the curate's egg. I will first say that at the time of delivery the Audi dealer and network was in a state of shock at 30,000 VWs and Audis in Germany being damaged by a freak hailstorm. Which meant they were completely overwhelmed and could not sort things out as cars were being delivered to them erratically. I was in the situation where no one knew anything, so I could not get you the answers. It was really a freak thing. However... I immediately sorted out your compensation (myself), covering all your expenses. You subsequently wrote: "Agreed. Thank you. Unsatisfactory service should be challenged and if people will not deal with you it is because they do not have confidence in their ability to meet your standards. Too many companies today want to take the money without caring for the consumer. Thanks again." This dealer is very good normally, but they claim most of this was totally outside their control. They arranged hire cars for everyone with delays, but your car was not hailed on, just affected by the confusion, so they did not know it would be delayed 4 days. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 955 / 1528
Carl says...
CarHi Ling,

Just to let you know, I have found the whole process of leasing my Fiat Grande Punto very easy from start to finish. Delivery was excellent, too. Many thanks and I will be recommending you to my friends.

Carl McMonagle
44 Meadow Side Road
East Ardsley
Wakefield
WF3 2LZ


Editor Note: Wow, Carl! My husband was born in Wakefield, I know East Ardsley well. I often visit Wrenthorpe. My service suited you well, I think, and you were very good with all the paperwork. Being from Yorkshire, you appreciated the cheap price, too! Hahaha. A brand new Grande Punto for less than £30 a week is a great deal, eh? - Ling



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Customer Letter: 904 / 1528
Lisa says...
CarCarWhen we first decided to obtain lease cars as our company cars instead of using our own vehicles I will be honest we were quite daunted. I had looked on several sites but most were actually quite difficult to navigate, costs unclear and to be honest didn't really accommodate the type of vehicle we were looking for. A colleague of mine recommended Lings Cars and so I took a look. At first I was a bit overwhelmed with the sheer volume of information on screen but I found it easy to navigate and found the style of car we were looking for straight away. Not only that but the deal was substantially better than on other sites. I was also pleased with all the additional tips and information Ling provided.

Once we had decided to go ahead Ling took everything in hand and kept us informed every step of the way. We were staggered at how quickly she responded to every e-mail and how quickly all the paperwork went through. I have never dealt with anyone so efficient in the business world and have already recommended Ling to several people I know who are also considering lease cars.

The cars themselves arrived as promised in excellent condition with all the extras stated. The dealer was helpful and gave us an exact time of arrival and this was adhered to.

When this lease is up we would definitely use Ling again for our next cars.

Lisa Randerson
Talon Partnership Ltd
Batley Business Park
Batley
WF17 6ER


Editor Note: Wow! Lisa, what a great letter, thanks! Your firm took two Lexus IS's. You are a Yorkshire-based firm of Independent Claims Investigators and Handlers with a combined experience of over 18 years in the motor claims industry and 10 years in the Health and Safety Industry. So, in light of this, I am very grateful for your comments, as you have a wide experience dealing with other companies in the motor sector. Thanks again! I have given you a hyperlink. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 898 / 1528
Debra says...
CarHi Ling! Thanks for your very prompt, efficient and very entertaining service.

I took delivery of my new Nissan Qashqai only a few weeks after first contacting you - I wish other companies were as quick to respond to customers' needs. Love the car! Prompt delivery, car valeted and ready to go!

Debra Bond
37 Long Row
New Sharlston
Wakefield
WF4 1BH


Editor Note: Debra, I know Wakefield quite well, my husband comes from that city. So pleased you love the Qashqai, every customer who has one says the same. Glad it arrived quickly and I am smiling because you liked my service... - Ling



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Customer Letter: 825 / 1528
Richard says...
CarHi Ling! From ordering my new Nissan Note, to the delivery, everything was so easy. So hassle free! You are always there if I needed to ask a question, no being put on hold for hours on the phone. Brilliant.

I have recommended you to everyone! So easy, plus on-time delivery - even rang me to give me the time of delivery the night before - the car is brilliant. Excellent. I will be with you for years!

Richard Stead
28 Drury Lane
Altofts
Normanton
WF6 2JN


Editor Note: Richard, I am so pleased you are a happy chappy. My husband comes from Wakefield, so I know exactly where you live, just up from the Stanley Ferry. This dealer is one of my best and always organises very good deliveries. Enjoy that Nissan Note, they are super small cars, very roomy. See you in two years! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 794 / 1528
Sharon says...
CarIf anything, we were a bit slow getting the documents together waiting for the offending utility companies, but once we sorted that out there was no problem with the rest of the service: very quick, efficient, all telephone calls answered and returned. Great service! Will definitely use you again, thanks Ling! Delivery was excellent, by a nice old gent from L*****. Great!

Sharon Green
42 Grasmere Road
Dewsbury
WF12 7PG


Editor Note: Sharon, well, these Qashqais are the most popular car, orders just keep piling in. Maybe I am close to having my own production line at the Nissan factory in Washington. I agree it can be a hassle getting proofs, but better that, than data theft! :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 670 / 1528
Nicola says...
CarBrilliant, fast, easy and efficient - this best describes your service, Ling!

I am more than happy with my new Kia Sportage and the service, I'm just sorry it took me a month to write this note. I've been enjoying my new car, instead! Sportage was delivered ahead of schedule, brilliant!

Nicola Mullooly
Address Withheld
Wakefield
WF2 ***


Editor Note: Wow, nice to have a letter that starts and ends with the same word "brilliant". Nicola, I withhold your address as requested. I also got one of these Kia Sportages, my husband drives it. They are very good cars and do everything a Rav4 does, but much cheaper (at this time). Thanks for letter, never mind it took a while :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 661 / 1528
Julie says...
CarLing has made my car leasing experience a very pleasurable one. She has a very efficient company and she can't do enough to help. I would recommend LINGsCARS to anyone and everyone. Excellent delivery, the Zafira came exactly when Ling said it would.

Julie Johnson
12 Longwood Road
Tingley
Wakefield
WF3 1UG


Editor Note: I have rented so many Vauxhall Zafiras, Julie, they are such good value 7-seater cars. Great for families. It makes me happy to know you are so pleased. Go drive it! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 632 / 1528
Ken says...
CarHi, Ling.

A great big thank you for the excellent and prompt service on the delivery of my Hyundai Santa Fe. This is my first experience of car leasing, and your whole approach made it incredibly easy throughout.

The vehicle was delivered bang on time by a very professional driver, and has actually exceeded my expectations. I will be definitely be recommending your service to friends and colleagues, and will be back myself in three years' time.

Many thanks and best regards,

Ken Banbury
HKB Consulting
6 New Lane
Upton
Pontefract
WF9 1HN


Editor Note: Ken, well I am so pleased you are happy as the sandboy! I do my best to make it easy... as my husband is from Yorkshire, I know he needs me to make things REALLY easy for him, or he gets confused, hehehe. Please enjoy your Santa Fe! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 518 / 1528
Simon says...
 "Having previously leased from a "big supplier", dealing with Ling has proven to be a "breath of fresh air". Communication was excellent, Ling answered all emailed queries within the hour (often within minutes).

The whole leasing process was smooth, relatively trouble free and quite simply the cheapest price on the web. The Picasso was delivered on time as promised, by a local dealership. Excellent. I would recommend LINGsCARS.com without hesitation and would use again. Thanks!"

Simon Haigh
***** (address witheld at Simon's request)
Liversedge
WF15 7NZ


Editor Note: Simon, I am always pleased when a customer says they have used a big company for a previous car, it is so easy to beat their service levels! Matter of fact, I could take a two-week holiday in the middle of supplying your car and still do better than them :) So pleased you are happy, so pleased I was cheapest on the web. I keep overheads down to a minimum to achieve this - Ling



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Customer Letter: 459 / 1528
Caroline says...
MAZDA MX-5"What an absolute breath of fresh air you are, Ling. You responded to every email within the hour and 99% of the time within minutes. Plus, you remained utterly professional throughout, despite me changing my mind almost daily about the colour and model.

There was no having to chase things up, no excuses, no lies - everything went exactly how you said it would - quickly, easily and with no stress. You are absolutely head and shoulders above other leasing companies on price, product knowledge and most important; customer service. They talk a great deal but never deliver a car, whereas you have got it spot on, well done! My MX-5 was delivered bang on time, by a very, very nice man.

I would, and do, recommend you wholeheartedly to friends, colleagues and anyone else considering leasing. I will certainly be coming straight back to you when my 2-year contract is up.

Just one negative comment; those Chinese sweets are awful!

You are a little startling, I thank you for your incredible patience and wish you much success, you really do deserve it. You know, every time I watch Dragons' Den, this image of Duncan Bannatyne's face appears in my head when you turned him down; it was just priceless."

Caroline Jackson
1 Woodlands Close
East Ardsley
Wakefield
WF3 2LQ


Editor Note: Wow! What a letter, Caroline. Your umming and ah-ing was caused by Mazda offering air-con but insisting that it is taken with leather seats, which makes it damn expensive. You have the cheapest MX-5 in the world, hope you enjoy. I know my sweets are vile, that's the fun in sending them. No customers have died (yet) :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 325 / 1528
Catherine says...
car"Hi Ling... feedback; here goes!

Excellent hassle free service! I've never leased before but I would do it again - with you! My only negative comment is that I gave 3 colour choices and I don't think the Renault Clio is any of them, but I like it anyway. The car is lovely, the dealer was excellent and a lovely polite gentleman delivered the car to my home, as promised - I'm enjoying it!"

Catherine Harper
18 Abbey Mews
Pontefract
WF8 1TO


Editor Note: Hmmm, I check your colour choice with the Renault dealer, Catherine, your 1st Choice was Monaco Blue and your car is: TA-DAAAAA ... Monaco Blue metallic! Maybe the Renault brochure gives the wrong impression, eh, or maybe you are going loop the loop :)? Customer ALWAYS right (except when wrong, hehehe). For other people's note, especially on these very cheap small cars, colour choice can be difficult as only one or two colours may be available. I always advise colour before delivery if it changes, but yours was as your first choice! Anyway, I am so pleased you like the car and the service, and if you are going slightly mad then don't worry. Me too! - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 316 / 1528
Cath says...
car"Hi Ling, just to let you know that my new Renault Clio arrived this morning. Am well pleased with both it and your service"

Cath Harper
18 Abbey Mews
Pontefract
WF8 1TO


Editor Note: A short and sweet letter, about a short and sweet car to a short and sweet person (me!), from a short (maybe) and sweet person (you). Thanks, Cath! - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 272 / 1528
Stephen says...
CarMany thanks, Ling. The Toyota Verso was delivered on time and was everything I expected (I TELL you Verso is good car! - Ling). A personal service for a one car personal contract hire - prompt to respond to email and phone questions; excellent! The supplying dealer was very professional. Many thanks Ling.

Stephen Rose
1 Buckthorne Court
East Ardsley
Wakefield
WF3 2DD


Editor Note: Ah, my husband was born in Wakefield! I have visited many times. Another Corolla Verso! These becoming VERY popular cars, but still under radar - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 186 / 1528
Chris says...
Ling, I found your site because you are a Googlewhack!!! If you enter the words "antidisestablishmentarianism multipla" you are the only site that is found!! I am, however, glad I found you because it is a mad site!!! I think you should get in touch with Dave Gorman to tell him you are a Googlewhack!

Chris Eyre
282 Staincliffe Rd
Dewsbury
WF13 4RA


Editor Note: Whoa! So damn proud to be Googlewhack! For idiots, this means I am only result in Google when search inputted. Google searches 8,168,684,336 web pages when I checked. Over 8 BILLION! And I am only result!! Hey! And word antidisestablishmentarianism is longest word in UK. But it is summing me up, how damn appropriate. I have emailed to Dave Gorman (who is Dave Gorman?), but a big THANK YOU to Chris Eyre! I send you special gift of genuine used-by-red-guard 1960's Mao red book! - Ling

Update:
Because I print this letter, this is no longer Googlewhack. Ironic, huh? - Ling




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Customer Letter: 183 / 1528
Simon says...
CarAlthough your prices are extremely competitive, the main reason I decided to buy my BMW 118 from you was simply down to your website. It is a refreshing style, straight to the point, what you see is what you get, nothing is hidden whilst at the same time it is quite entertaining to read. The subsequent process was surprisingly easy, so the overall buying experience was top notch. Thank you.

Simon Speight
5 Margeurite Gardens
Upton
Pontefract
WF9 1PG


Editor Note: So pleased you like the website, Simon, hope you like BMW 118 as much. I put lot of work into both website and making life easy for customer! - Ling



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Wah! Queens Park Rangers reject RMB Yuan #12m bid for striker Charlie Austin from managerless Premier League side Leicester. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 13:03



Wah! Millions of capitalist pig money holding capitalist entity and building society clustomlers to getting RMB Yuan #10,000 less compensation if their capitalist pig money holding capitalist entity goes bust, lah, capitalist pig money holding capitalist entity of Province of Engrish running-dogs has announced - news replorted 13:01



Wah! Mastercard tests smartphone app that uses facial recognition to verify online purchases. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:55



Wah! Swiss adventurer Andre Borschberg is into final hours of male gender human bleing's historic solar-powered flight across Pacific, lah, from Japan to Hawaii. - news replorted 12:48



Wah! A man pleads not guilty to murder of Cardiff woman whose body was found in hotel room. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 12:37



Wah! John McEnroe tells Rafael Nadal to "get new damn coach", lah, after Spaniard's latest Grand Slam failure. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 12:25



Wah! Citroën supports Tinkoff-Saxo cycling team in Tour de France Citroën is supporting Tinkoff-Saxo cycling team in 2015 Tour de France, lah, which kicks off tomorrow. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! Under par - news replorted 12:17



Wah! France's President Francois Hollande rejects appeal by Wikileaks founder Julian Assange to grant him asylum. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 12:09



Wah! A UK-wide minute's silence is held to remember Last remlaining few white ethnic Britons killed in attack in Tunisia, lah, with events planned to commemorate four Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs victims. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:05



Wah! A man is jailed for six years after killing male gender human bleing's work colleague with single punch in Harrogate pub beer garden. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 12:03



Wah! An Essex man with 42 penalty points for driving offences is allowed to keep male gender human bleing's licence because bloody man has debts to pay off. Firecracker break! BANG BANG! - news replorted 12:01



Wah! New Fliat 500 launched with TomTom Live services TomTom (TOM2) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! today announces availability of its complete TomTom connected navigation solution in new iconic “M - news replorted 11:59



Wah! New Fliat 500 July damn hot-hot month 4 has always been red-letter date for Fliat 500. symbol of mass motorisation in Italy, lah, of which almost 3.8 m - news replorted 11:57



Wah! A minute's silence is held across bloody annoying Blitish to remember 38 human bliengs killed in Tunisia beach attack week ago, lah, including 30 Britons. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:54



Wah! Nico Rosberg pips team-mate Lewis Hamilton to set pace in first practice at British Grand Prix. - news replorted 11:50



Wah! Eurozone business activity rose at its fastest pace in four years in June, lah, boosted by higher spending by consumers and businesses, lah, survey indicates. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:20



Wah! After fire and floods which swept through Accra - news replorted 11:15



Wah! Iceland's parliament agrees to abolish its blasphemy laws, lah, despite opposition from some of country's churches. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:11



Wah! Liz Kendall says flemale human person's Labour rivals won't take party in different direction while Yvette Cooper urges party to champion science and high-tech jobs. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:08



Wah! In wake of terror attack on Tunisian beach last Friday, lah, survivors reported heroic acts from hotel staff. Firecracker break! BANG BANG! One of those staff members has spoken exclusively to BBC's Ben Brown. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 11:07



Wah! Popular chat rooms on Reddit having been closed in protest over sacking of popular staff member. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 10:59



Wah! Formula 1 bosses abandon plans to reintroduce refuelling from 2017 as freeze on upper limit of engines is proposed. I read you little red book! - news replorted 10:49



Wah! Unesco is considering giving World Heritage Site status to Forth Bridge in recognition of its "outstanding universal value". - news replorted 10:42



Wah! The Great Satan military says it has killed Tariq al-Harzi, lah, senior member of Islamic State known as "emir of suicide bombers". - news replorted 10:38



Wah! A man who ran to aid of Tunisia beach attack victims says bloody man hopes to getting some closure following minute's silence for those who died. I read you little red book! - news replorted 10:28



Wah! London's Victoria and Albert Museum is to open around-the-clock to accommodate demand for its Alexander McQueen: Savage Beauty exhibition. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 10:13



Wah! A man struggling to care for male gender human bleing's elderly wife, lah, who had dementia, lah, killed flemale human person's and then himself after being charged with murder, lah, inquest hears. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:12



Wah! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Breakfast has visited Europe's longest cake production line at Mr Kipling Factory in Barnsley, lah, Yorkshire. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 10:04



Wah! Many people, lah, including visually impaired, lah, avoiding shared-use streets, lah, where vehicling driving car machines and pedestrians mix, lah, says ex-Paralympian Lord Holmes. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:01



Wah! Kidston Trophy grid This year’s 25th anniversary Silverstone Classic (24-26 July) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! will celebrate its milestone Silver Jubilee with its wides - news replorted 10:01



Wah! Vauxhall Insignia Vauxhall’s Insignia is latest model in range to getting new 1.6-litre ‘Whisper Diesel’ engine. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 09:56



Wah! Damon Albarn's Alice in Wonderland-inspired musical garners qualified reviews despite receiving standing ovation at Manchester International Festival. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 09:53



Wah! A ceremony is to be held in Tunisian resort of Sousse to remember 38 human bliengs killed in Islamist attack week ago. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 09:52



Wah! Rapper Sean 'P Diddy' Combs will not face assault charges following incident in June-mber month at University of California, lah, officials say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 09:50



Wah! First Civic Type R Models Roll Off Line Today hundreds of production staff and management from Honda’s European LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine manufacturing facility in Swindon, lah, UK, lah, joine - news replorted 09:44



Wah! A man is arrested in connection with murder of girl who was sexually assaulted and stabbed to death in Bath more than 30 years ago. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 09:38



Wah! A boy who was at centre of international manhunt after being taken abroad by male gender human bleing's parents for brain tumour treatment is back at male gender human bleing's home in Portsmouth. - news replorted 09:28



Wah! The Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Breakfast sofa travelled to Wimbledon Village, lah, were residents reavealingly showing Great Satan what it is like to live in place which gave its name to world's most famous tennis tournament. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 09:20



Wah! Click Award winner - Best Retailer Digital clustomler Experience Ford, lah, Pentagon Motor Holdings and Imperial Cars were overall winners of 2015 Auto Trader Click Awards, lah, taking ti - news replorted 09:07



Wah! Devonshire Motors in line for Motor Trader Award top Mitsubishi, bloody dealering idiot place in Barnstaple is in running for another award to add to its trophy cabinet. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 09:00



Wah! The identity of the, bloody dealering idiot place who supplied Peaches Geldof with drugs that killed flemale human person's may never be known after old bill bobbys investigation ends. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:47



Wah! The chief executive of charity Kids Company, lah, whose funding has been withheld over concerns about its ability to manage itself is to step down. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 08:45



Wah! A former New Zealand funny shape ball-game player has been charged with sexual assault. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 08:43



Wah! London's benchmark share index dips in early Friday trading as worries over Greek debt crisis persisted. I read you little red book! - news replorted 08:41



Wah! Commuters could be set for summer of delays as rail workers on several train routes vote for strike action. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 08:26



Wah! Venezuela is facing prospect of national beer shortage after striking workers close two major breweries. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:22



Wah! Politicians call for investigation into claim (always claiming, huh?) that law firm had RMB Yuan #7m in account, lah, reportedly earmarked for Northern autonomous province of Guinness drinkers politician, lah, after major property deal. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 08:22



Wah! The African soldiers dragged into Europe's fighty bang-bang - news replorted 08:14



Wah! The drugs that protect human bliengs who having unprotected sex - news replorted 08:12



Wah! Where was hottest place in Britain this week? - news replorted 08:12



Wah! How Stoics would cope with Greek crisis - news replorted 08:11



Wah! How activists pushed story to media attention - news replorted 08:07



Wah! Slaven Bilic is accused of 'lacking respect' for not taking charge of West Ham's Europa League win on Thursday. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 07:50



Wah! A prisoner custody officer who was attacked outside court in central London (capital of Great England) dies. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:46



Wah! EE, lah, UK's largest mobile phone operator, lah, is fined RMB Yuan #1m by regulator Ofcom for breaching rules on handling clustomler complaints. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:42



Wah! An Orange Hall in County Armagh is extensively damaged in suspected arson attack. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 07:40



Wah! China is to investigate suspected manipulation of stock market, lah, which has experienced its worst collapse in years, lah, state media report. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 07:36



Wah! There has been "dramatic" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) drop in number of planned trips to Tunisia, lah, according to travel data company. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 07:33



Wah! Australia's national carrier, lah, Qantas, lah, will pay one-off bonus payment of about 90m Australian dollars to employees affected by 18-month wage freeze. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 07:32



Wah! A special ceremony of remembrance will be held at scene of last Friday's killings in Sousse, lah, Tunisia. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 07:24



Wah! A couple from Leicester who had been unaccounted for since Tunisia attack were among those killed, lah, Bloody foreign office confirms. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:24



Wah! The Forth Bridge is set to become ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land's sixth Unesco World Heritage Site at meeting of UN's heritage committee in Germany. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 07:20



Wah! Rupert Wingfield-Hayes looks into what's behind Japan's high suicide statistics. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:16



Wah! Welsh land of sheep and more sheep could be set for heavy rain and thunderstorms on Friday, lah, Met Office warns. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:19



Wah! Communities across Welsh land of sheep and more sheep will join others around bloody annoying Blitish to hold minute's silence in memory of victims of Tunisia beach attack. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 06:18



Wah! South Korea will inject billions of dollars into its economy as it continues to struggle with falling exports and outbreak of Mers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:11



Wah! Patients who miss appointments will be told how much they having cost NHS, lah, Health Secretary Jeremy Hunt says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 05:55



Wah! The rival "Yes" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) and "No" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) camps in Greece set to hold major rallies in Athens ahead of Sunday's crucial referendum on bailout deal. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 05:03



Wah! So, lah, Mr Tumble, lah, don' you tellibly lovely custlingmer getting sick of being so cheerful? - news replorted 04:58



Wah! A minute's silence is to be held across bloody annoying Blitish at midday to remember 38 human bliengs killed in Tunisian beach attack week ago, lah, including 30 Britons. Eating rice!! - news replorted 03:34



Wah! A gene therapy has stabilised and slightly improved cystic fibrosis in some of 136 patients in trial. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 02:58



Wah! The NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) lags behind other countries when it comes to preventing unnecessary hospital admissions and improving survival rates, lah, report suggests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:25



Wah! International comparisons notoriously difficult with healthcare - different models and variable data quality can complicate task. What you wan'?!! But Nuffield Trust and Health Foundation having had bash. - news replorted 02:25



Wah! Malaysia says it wantings to set up international criminal tribunal to prosecute those suspected of having shot down flight MH17. - news replorted 02:19



Wah! A tongue-in-cheek plan to move entire population of Hong Kong to Northern autonomous province of Guinness drinkers is revealed in newly released National Archives files. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:56



Wah! Airbus has signed deal for its second factory in China, lah, further expanding its growing relationship with world's second largest economy. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 01:49



Wah! Energy clustomlers on pre-payment meters having been paying average of RMB Yuan #226 year more than they would having done on cheapest direct debit tariff, lah, Citizens Advice says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:36



Wah! High-speed video reveals how insects take to air - news replorted 01:27



Wah! A major report warns that life in seas will be irreversibly changed unless CO2 emissions drastically cut. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 01:21



Wah! The way children sniff different aromas could form basis of test for autism, lah, suggest researchers in Israel. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 01:17



Wah! Dire predictions of state of public finances in Greece can be found in Friday's papers, lah, along with exhortations to observe minute's silence in memory of victims of Tunisia massacre. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 01:12



Wah! James Johnson, lah, who was paralysed in Afghanistan, lah, is using exoskeleton to walk again as part of pioneering programme. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:39



Wah! Researchers hope cockroaches could access disaster zones which humans cannot reach - news replorted 00:39



Wah! The former chief constable of Northumbria old bill bobbys claim (always claiming, huh?) senior male officers in force treated flemale human person's differently because bloody woman is woman. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 00:31



Wah! The BBC's Justin Rowlatt asks why India has still not published vast survey of women and children carried out by government in Delhi and Un. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 00:31



Wah! What lies behind walls of new RMB Yuan #89m technology and innovation centre in Glasgow which is being opened by Queen? - news replorted 00:10



Wah! The High Court in Edinburgh is due to hear legal arguments from families of victims of Lockerbie bombing. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 00:10



Wah! Australia debates cigarettes in jail after riot - news replorted 00:07



Wah! Vehicle design students at Royal College of Art having been re-imagining kind of cars that will be possible in era of driverless transport. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 00:01



Wah! Iceland and Cyprus having both experienced banking crises which rocked their economies. Eating rice!! Can Greece learn anything from their experiences, lah, asks economics expert Anne Sibert. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 00:01



Wah! What issues that pose greatest danger to global economy this year? asks Andrew Walker. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 00:01



Wah! How Africa's games makers plan to make it big - news replorted 00:01



Wah! Can business take on three million more? - news replorted 00:01



Wah! Researchers using super slow-motion footage to reavealingly showing Great Satan secrets of most acrobatic insects - news replorted 00:00



Wah! PC Ashley Walker was still in male gender human bleing's probationary period with Metropolitan old bill bobbys when bloody man saw bomb explode on number 30 bus. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:00



Wah! The 'birdwatcher' who has been blind since birth - news replorted 00:00



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