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Customer Letter: 1470 / 1529
Susan says...
FORD FIESTAGood easy to use website, fast response to order and any queries. Had a bit of a delay on delivery but otherwise very good service. Thanks Ling! Car in good condition, delay on delivery.

Susan Percival
21 Eskdale Ave
Altofts
Normanton
WF6 2RE


Editor Note: Sue, the delay in delivery was just the volume of deliveries in the Ford network which simply meant that as usual the supplying dealers made a mess of organising dates. It drives me mad. How hard is it to arrange a date and stick to it? Apart from the final delivery, things were great and you loved your car. That's great! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1468 / 1529
Matthew says...
FORD FIESTAVery interesting website, could be a little easier to understand at first glance. Everything went very well and the price was unbeatable. I hope there is a discount for returning customers :o) Thanks Ling. Good delivery. Delivered on time and with friendly driver.

Matthew Percival
21 Eskdale Avenue
Altofts
Normanton
WF6 2RE


Editor Note: Great! Fiestas are great cars, I am glad you love it. Unbeatable price is a good thing, eh? To have a further discount on an unbeatable price is errr... unbeatable? Enjoy the Fiesta, Matt. Sorry the website is a bit messy :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1444 / 1529
Mark says...
NISSAN QASHQAI PLUS2I like the personal touch and that's what I got from dealing with LINGsCARS team. One to one. Immediate response! When the car came it only had one key, but Ling was on the job straight away, to fix the problem. It feels good to be in control. One phone call or email solved it. Excellent delivery, but I would like to see manufacturers supply quicker to the end user.

Mark Hudson
53 Deighton Lane
Staincliffe
Batley
WF17 7EU


Editor Note: Rock (hahaha, that's what you call yourself, Rock Hudson), so would I like to see quicker supply. But post credit-crunch, the factories (like the Nissan one in Washington) are almost building to order, so quite a few cars are factory order and there is often no free stock for an immediate delivery. Apologies for that, but it is out of (even) my control! However, your letter is great and the dealer who forgot to enclose the spare key sorted it immediately. Hope you love the 7 seat Qashqai+2. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1289 / 1529
Adele says...
 Great service with the supply of my new Ford Focus CC, thank you! Excellent delivery, by a very nice guy.

Adele Galbraith
Barbers Of Birstall
87c Low Lane
Birstall
Batley
WF17 9HB


Editor Note: Wow, short letter Adele. You run a barber shop called Barbers Of Birstall so guess you are busy trimming hair. I would never suggest a CC is a hairdresser's car, hahaha! Very sorry for that. Take care, talk in a couple of years. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1063 / 1529
Cath says...
CarI am really enjoying my Tigra, especially in the good weather we were having at the time. This is the second car that I've rented from you and the whole process was completely painless both times. At every stage I was kept fully informed and the car was delivered exactly when I requested; in fact it was early but I couldn't have it as my old lease hadn't expired. It was a refreshing change not to have to deal with the bull shit I've encountered in the past when buying cars. I will be back again in approx 18 months - can't wait.

Cath Harper
18 Abbey Mews
Pontefract
WF8 1TD


Editor Note: Cath, I do try to avoid the bullshit :) The Royal mail lost your letter, so this is a bit late, but you have now had two cars from me and I'm glad you have been happy with both. You are a super Yorkshire customer! All you need now is the sunshine for your new convertible. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1048 / 1529
Simon says...
CarLing, I would gauge my reaction to your service as mixed. You make the process appear easy and straightforward. And in theory it should be. From a personal point of view, you need to listen to questions. Your eagerness to respond often means that you miss the point, ie. regarding delivery date. I would also like you to pursue compensation from Audi. Their offer of £25 is unacceptable and I return it with a view to you pursuing this matter for me. My car was delivered 4 days late. There was no paperwork or demonstration of vehicle. A lack of service, care and attention. Their compensation of £25 is unacceptable from a prestige dealer. My car hire for 4 days was approximately £130.

Simon Pollard
6 Huddersfield Road
Mirfield
WF14 9HE


Editor Note: Well, well. This one was the curate's egg. I will first say that at the time of delivery the Audi dealer and network was in a state of shock at 30,000 VWs and Audis in Germany being damaged by a freak hailstorm. Which meant they were completely overwhelmed and could not sort things out as cars were being delivered to them erratically. I was in the situation where no one knew anything, so I could not get you the answers. It was really a freak thing. However... I immediately sorted out your compensation (myself), covering all your expenses. You subsequently wrote: "Agreed. Thank you. Unsatisfactory service should be challenged and if people will not deal with you it is because they do not have confidence in their ability to meet your standards. Too many companies today want to take the money without caring for the consumer. Thanks again." This dealer is very good normally, but they claim most of this was totally outside their control. They arranged hire cars for everyone with delays, but your car was not hailed on, just affected by the confusion, so they did not know it would be delayed 4 days. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 955 / 1529
Carl says...
CarHi Ling,

Just to let you know, I have found the whole process of leasing my Fiat Grande Punto very easy from start to finish. Delivery was excellent, too. Many thanks and I will be recommending you to my friends.

Carl McMonagle
44 Meadow Side Road
East Ardsley
Wakefield
WF3 2LZ


Editor Note: Wow, Carl! My husband was born in Wakefield, I know East Ardsley well. I often visit Wrenthorpe. My service suited you well, I think, and you were very good with all the paperwork. Being from Yorkshire, you appreciated the cheap price, too! Hahaha. A brand new Grande Punto for less than £30 a week is a great deal, eh? - Ling



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Customer Letter: 904 / 1529
Lisa says...
CarCarWhen we first decided to obtain lease cars as our company cars instead of using our own vehicles I will be honest we were quite daunted. I had looked on several sites but most were actually quite difficult to navigate, costs unclear and to be honest didn't really accommodate the type of vehicle we were looking for. A colleague of mine recommended Lings Cars and so I took a look. At first I was a bit overwhelmed with the sheer volume of information on screen but I found it easy to navigate and found the style of car we were looking for straight away. Not only that but the deal was substantially better than on other sites. I was also pleased with all the additional tips and information Ling provided.

Once we had decided to go ahead Ling took everything in hand and kept us informed every step of the way. We were staggered at how quickly she responded to every e-mail and how quickly all the paperwork went through. I have never dealt with anyone so efficient in the business world and have already recommended Ling to several people I know who are also considering lease cars.

The cars themselves arrived as promised in excellent condition with all the extras stated. The dealer was helpful and gave us an exact time of arrival and this was adhered to.

When this lease is up we would definitely use Ling again for our next cars.

Lisa Randerson
Talon Partnership Ltd
Batley Business Park
Batley
WF17 6ER


Editor Note: Wow! Lisa, what a great letter, thanks! Your firm took two Lexus IS's. You are a Yorkshire-based firm of Independent Claims Investigators and Handlers with a combined experience of over 18 years in the motor claims industry and 10 years in the Health and Safety Industry. So, in light of this, I am very grateful for your comments, as you have a wide experience dealing with other companies in the motor sector. Thanks again! I have given you a hyperlink. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 898 / 1529
Debra says...
CarHi Ling! Thanks for your very prompt, efficient and very entertaining service.

I took delivery of my new Nissan Qashqai only a few weeks after first contacting you - I wish other companies were as quick to respond to customers' needs. Love the car! Prompt delivery, car valeted and ready to go!

Debra Bond
37 Long Row
New Sharlston
Wakefield
WF4 1BH


Editor Note: Debra, I know Wakefield quite well, my husband comes from that city. So pleased you love the Qashqai, every customer who has one says the same. Glad it arrived quickly and I am smiling because you liked my service... - Ling



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Customer Letter: 825 / 1529
Richard says...
CarHi Ling! From ordering my new Nissan Note, to the delivery, everything was so easy. So hassle free! You are always there if I needed to ask a question, no being put on hold for hours on the phone. Brilliant.

I have recommended you to everyone! So easy, plus on-time delivery - even rang me to give me the time of delivery the night before - the car is brilliant. Excellent. I will be with you for years!

Richard Stead
28 Drury Lane
Altofts
Normanton
WF6 2JN


Editor Note: Richard, I am so pleased you are a happy chappy. My husband comes from Wakefield, so I know exactly where you live, just up from the Stanley Ferry. This dealer is one of my best and always organises very good deliveries. Enjoy that Nissan Note, they are super small cars, very roomy. See you in two years! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 794 / 1529
Sharon says...
CarIf anything, we were a bit slow getting the documents together waiting for the offending utility companies, but once we sorted that out there was no problem with the rest of the service: very quick, efficient, all telephone calls answered and returned. Great service! Will definitely use you again, thanks Ling! Delivery was excellent, by a nice old gent from L*****. Great!

Sharon Green
42 Grasmere Road
Dewsbury
WF12 7PG


Editor Note: Sharon, well, these Qashqais are the most popular car, orders just keep piling in. Maybe I am close to having my own production line at the Nissan factory in Washington. I agree it can be a hassle getting proofs, but better that, than data theft! :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 670 / 1529
Nicola says...
CarBrilliant, fast, easy and efficient - this best describes your service, Ling!

I am more than happy with my new Kia Sportage and the service, I'm just sorry it took me a month to write this note. I've been enjoying my new car, instead! Sportage was delivered ahead of schedule, brilliant!

Nicola Mullooly
Address Withheld
Wakefield
WF2 ***


Editor Note: Wow, nice to have a letter that starts and ends with the same word "brilliant". Nicola, I withhold your address as requested. I also got one of these Kia Sportages, my husband drives it. They are very good cars and do everything a Rav4 does, but much cheaper (at this time). Thanks for letter, never mind it took a while :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 661 / 1529
Julie says...
CarLing has made my car leasing experience a very pleasurable one. She has a very efficient company and she can't do enough to help. I would recommend LINGsCARS to anyone and everyone. Excellent delivery, the Zafira came exactly when Ling said it would.

Julie Johnson
12 Longwood Road
Tingley
Wakefield
WF3 1UG


Editor Note: I have rented so many Vauxhall Zafiras, Julie, they are such good value 7-seater cars. Great for families. It makes me happy to know you are so pleased. Go drive it! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 632 / 1529
Ken says...
CarHi, Ling.

A great big thank you for the excellent and prompt service on the delivery of my Hyundai Santa Fe. This is my first experience of car leasing, and your whole approach made it incredibly easy throughout.

The vehicle was delivered bang on time by a very professional driver, and has actually exceeded my expectations. I will be definitely be recommending your service to friends and colleagues, and will be back myself in three years' time.

Many thanks and best regards,

Ken Banbury
HKB Consulting
6 New Lane
Upton
Pontefract
WF9 1HN


Editor Note: Ken, well I am so pleased you are happy as the sandboy! I do my best to make it easy... as my husband is from Yorkshire, I know he needs me to make things REALLY easy for him, or he gets confused, hehehe. Please enjoy your Santa Fe! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 518 / 1529
Simon says...
 "Having previously leased from a "big supplier", dealing with Ling has proven to be a "breath of fresh air". Communication was excellent, Ling answered all emailed queries within the hour (often within minutes).

The whole leasing process was smooth, relatively trouble free and quite simply the cheapest price on the web. The Picasso was delivered on time as promised, by a local dealership. Excellent. I would recommend LINGsCARS.com without hesitation and would use again. Thanks!"

Simon Haigh
***** (address witheld at Simon's request)
Liversedge
WF15 7NZ


Editor Note: Simon, I am always pleased when a customer says they have used a big company for a previous car, it is so easy to beat their service levels! Matter of fact, I could take a two-week holiday in the middle of supplying your car and still do better than them :) So pleased you are happy, so pleased I was cheapest on the web. I keep overheads down to a minimum to achieve this - Ling



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Customer Letter: 459 / 1529
Caroline says...
MAZDA MX-5"What an absolute breath of fresh air you are, Ling. You responded to every email within the hour and 99% of the time within minutes. Plus, you remained utterly professional throughout, despite me changing my mind almost daily about the colour and model.

There was no having to chase things up, no excuses, no lies - everything went exactly how you said it would - quickly, easily and with no stress. You are absolutely head and shoulders above other leasing companies on price, product knowledge and most important; customer service. They talk a great deal but never deliver a car, whereas you have got it spot on, well done! My MX-5 was delivered bang on time, by a very, very nice man.

I would, and do, recommend you wholeheartedly to friends, colleagues and anyone else considering leasing. I will certainly be coming straight back to you when my 2-year contract is up.

Just one negative comment; those Chinese sweets are awful!

You are a little startling, I thank you for your incredible patience and wish you much success, you really do deserve it. You know, every time I watch Dragons' Den, this image of Duncan Bannatyne's face appears in my head when you turned him down; it was just priceless."

Caroline Jackson
1 Woodlands Close
East Ardsley
Wakefield
WF3 2LQ


Editor Note: Wow! What a letter, Caroline. Your umming and ah-ing was caused by Mazda offering air-con but insisting that it is taken with leather seats, which makes it damn expensive. You have the cheapest MX-5 in the world, hope you enjoy. I know my sweets are vile, that's the fun in sending them. No customers have died (yet) :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 325 / 1529
Catherine says...
car"Hi Ling... feedback; here goes!

Excellent hassle free service! I've never leased before but I would do it again - with you! My only negative comment is that I gave 3 colour choices and I don't think the Renault Clio is any of them, but I like it anyway. The car is lovely, the dealer was excellent and a lovely polite gentleman delivered the car to my home, as promised - I'm enjoying it!"

Catherine Harper
18 Abbey Mews
Pontefract
WF8 1TO


Editor Note: Hmmm, I check your colour choice with the Renault dealer, Catherine, your 1st Choice was Monaco Blue and your car is: TA-DAAAAA ... Monaco Blue metallic! Maybe the Renault brochure gives the wrong impression, eh, or maybe you are going loop the loop :)? Customer ALWAYS right (except when wrong, hehehe). For other people's note, especially on these very cheap small cars, colour choice can be difficult as only one or two colours may be available. I always advise colour before delivery if it changes, but yours was as your first choice! Anyway, I am so pleased you like the car and the service, and if you are going slightly mad then don't worry. Me too! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 316 / 1529
Cath says...
car"Hi Ling, just to let you know that my new Renault Clio arrived this morning. Am well pleased with both it and your service"

Cath Harper
18 Abbey Mews
Pontefract
WF8 1TO


Editor Note: A short and sweet letter, about a short and sweet car to a short and sweet person (me!), from a short (maybe) and sweet person (you). Thanks, Cath! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 272 / 1529
Stephen says...
CarMany thanks, Ling. The Toyota Verso was delivered on time and was everything I expected (I TELL you Verso is good car! - Ling). A personal service for a one car personal contract hire - prompt to respond to email and phone questions; excellent! The supplying dealer was very professional. Many thanks Ling.

Stephen Rose
1 Buckthorne Court
East Ardsley
Wakefield
WF3 2DD


Editor Note: Ah, my husband was born in Wakefield! I have visited many times. Another Corolla Verso! These becoming VERY popular cars, but still under radar - Ling



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Customer Letter: 186 / 1529
Chris says...
Ling, I found your site because you are a Googlewhack!!! If you enter the words "antidisestablishmentarianism multipla" you are the only site that is found!! I am, however, glad I found you because it is a mad site!!! I think you should get in touch with Dave Gorman to tell him you are a Googlewhack!

Chris Eyre
282 Staincliffe Rd
Dewsbury
WF13 4RA


Editor Note: Whoa! So damn proud to be Googlewhack! For idiots, this means I am only result in Google when search inputted. Google searches 8,168,684,336 web pages when I checked. Over 8 BILLION! And I am only result!! Hey! And word antidisestablishmentarianism is longest word in UK. But it is summing me up, how damn appropriate. I have emailed to Dave Gorman (who is Dave Gorman?), but a big THANK YOU to Chris Eyre! I send you special gift of genuine used-by-red-guard 1960's Mao red book! - Ling

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Because I print this letter, this is no longer Googlewhack. Ironic, huh? - Ling




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Customer Letter: 183 / 1529
Simon says...
CarAlthough your prices are extremely competitive, the main reason I decided to buy my BMW 118 from you was simply down to your website. It is a refreshing style, straight to the point, what you see is what you get, nothing is hidden whilst at the same time it is quite entertaining to read. The subsequent process was surprisingly easy, so the overall buying experience was top notch. Thank you.

Simon Speight
5 Margeurite Gardens
Upton
Pontefract
WF9 1PG


Editor Note: So pleased you like the website, Simon, hope you like BMW 118 as much. I put lot of work into both website and making life easy for customer! - Ling



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Wah! Oklahoma's high court rules two on death row having no right to learn source of lethal injection drugs, lah, clearing way for their execution. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 14:33



Wah! A miner working in Swansea Valley mine on day four men died when it flooded tells how bloody man ran for male gender human bleing's life. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 14:33



Wah! The BBC's Oleg Boldyrev reports from scene of operation in eastern Ukraine where commandos cleared checkpoints that had been held by pro-Russian separatists. Eating rice!! - news replorted 14:18



Wah! Washing LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine can be chore - and costly one at that. Pass chopsticks!! In response, lah, Nissling has begun tests on innovative paint technol - news replorted 14:15



Wah! An orchestral work by Pet Shop Boys about life of wartime codebreaker Alan Turing is to having its world premiere at this year's Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Proms. Eating rice!! - news replorted 14:10



Wah! Nissan has announced improvements to its NV400 range including low emission Euro 5 engine and number of specificatio - news replorted 14:10



Wah! General Motors sees first quarter profits hit by $1.3bn charge to cover cost of huge recall of cars over defective ignition switches - news replorted 14:09



Wah! A decision taken by magistrates "disempowered" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) care workers trying to protect baby boy from male gender human bleing's father who later inflicted compulsorly dying instantly brain injuries, lah, serious case review in Derby reveals. Eating rice!! - news replorted 14:08



Wah! A Gwent old bill bobbys custody sergeant appears at Cardiff Crown Court to deny having sex with three women while on duty. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 14:04



Wah! Concerns raised earlier this month about lack of long-term vision for education in Welsh land of sheep and more sheep were highlighted over six years ago according to confidential document. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 14:03



Wah! New net neutrality rules will be published next month with some saying FCC will end principle of equal traffic for all. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 13:59



Wah! Unison is to ballot local government workers and school staff in Province of Engrish running-dogs for strikes after members rejected 1% pay offer, lah, public sector union says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 13:54



Wah! Standard Life Investments, lah, key institutional shareholder, lah, votes against Barclays' plan to award higher bonuses to bankers despite 30% fall in profits. Eating rice!! - news replorted 13:47



Wah! Seven-year-olds happier when they allowed sweets, lah, snacks and television in moderation, lah, suggests study of children's well-being. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 13:44



Wah! A family of seven escape injury in gun attack on house in west Belfast in incident being treated as hate crime (shoud shoot them) by police. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 13:25



Wah! 2014 is going to be busy year for racer John Surtees; it’s 50th anniversary of male gender human bleing's Formula One World Championship - news replorted 13:16



Wah! This coming Sunday (27 rainy season-month Aplil 2014) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! will be exactly 30 years since bloody velly first SEAT Ibiza rolled off production li - news replorted 13:14



Wah! News photos from past 24 hours: 24 rainy season-month Aplil - news replorted 13:02



Wah! Masked men flank coffin of former dissident republican Tommy Crossan who was murdered in west Belfast on velly damn good boiled chicken-feet Friday. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 12:58



Wah! It's Caption Challenge. What the hell I mean??!! Oh yes it is. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:57



Wah! Footman James is providing free insurlince cover for 1970 MG Roadster in order (piece of paper signee upee) for it to travel to number of high pro - news replorted 12:55



Wah! Team Sky will be without Last remlaining few white ethnic Britons Sir Bradley Wiggins and Chris Froome for Giro d'Italia, lah, which starts in Belfast on 9 May. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 12:48



Wah! London (capital of Great England) Grammar, lah, John Newman and Palma Violets in running for this year's prestigious Ivor Novello songwriting award. I read you little red book! - news replorted 12:41



Wah! Kelly Fletcher explains serious genetic condition Spinal Muscular Atrophy. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 12:36



Wah! Kia’s popular city-car Picanto range has been widened with new highly-specified special edition model – Picanto Qu - news replorted 12:35



Wah! Supporters of Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs independence question why Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation has not resigned from CBI over business group's referendum stance. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 12:32



Wah! Seven human bliengs taken to hospital - one believed to be with serious injuries - after fire at industrial estate in Forres, lah, Moray. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 12:32



Wah! Britain's best-selling classic LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine newspaper is endeavoring to make this Sunday’s controlling in driving manner It Day extra special by printing - news replorted 12:32



Wah! According to first edition of Coutts Index: Objects of Desire published in first number-one-month this year, lah, values of clas - news replorted 12:30



Wah! Engine output grows 4.5% in monthly number-three to 229,959 units, lah, finishing Q1 down 1.3% at 651,255. - news replorted 12:25



Wah! A dozen previously unknown works created by Andy Warhol having been recovered from 30-earth-years old happy birthday to you, Amiga disks. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:24



Wah! Argentina's congress approves $5bn (RMB Yuan #3bn) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! of compensation for Spanish oil firm Repsol over expropriation of its share in oil firm YPf. Firecracker break! BANG BANG! - news replorted 12:11



Wah! Rangers in "fragile" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) financial state and would not survive second administration, lah, club shareholder tells Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land. I read you little red book! - news replorted 12:10



Wah! Flybe, lah, Europe’s largest regional airline, lah, announced today that it will offer direct return flights between London (capital of Great England) Southe - news replorted 12:06



Wah! Amir Khan plans to look "sensational" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) against Luis Collazo, lah, as bloody man tries to secure fight with Floyd Mayweather. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 12:04



Wah! Organisers of Giro d'Italia opening ceremony in Belfast blame 'extremely high demand' for long delays online faced by human bliengs trying to secure tickets. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:57



Wah! Complaints about sound problems on Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation costume drama Jamaica Inn jump to almost 2,200 as final instalment is screened. I read you little red book! - news replorted 11:52



Wah! A teenage boy who carried out "campaign of rape" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) against male gender human bleing's younger sister is given 10-year custodial sentence. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 11:48



Wah! Everton boss Roberto Martinez backs predecessor David Moyes to make quick return to management. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 11:48



Wah! Overall recorded crime (shoud shoot them) in Welsh land of sheep and more sheep fell by 3% in 2013, lah, according to official figures. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:48



Wah! Readers' photos on theme of "Monuments" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) - news replorted 11:47



Wah! Are these best food photographs of past year? - news replorted 11:45



Wah! SHARK Helmets has revealed new addition to its extensive 2014 helmet line-up – Vancore. What the hell I mean??!! This new helmet follows pa - news replorted 11:45



Wah! A street in Essex and another one in Welsh land of sheep and more sheep having slowest broadband speeds, lah, according to online comparison site. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 11:39



Wah! The lethal realities of life in Virunga National Park subject of British documentary which has just had its world premiere at Tribeca Film Festival in New York. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 11:22



Wah! The super-efficient Wolwo V60 Plug-in Hybrid - one of best-selling hybrid-electrified vehicling driving car machines in Europe in 2013 - i - news replorted 11:18



Wah! old bill bobbys in Brazilian city of Rio de Janeiro say they will conduct thorough investigation into death of dancer which sparked riots. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:08



Wah! Convicted silly kick-kick game match-fixer Wilson Raj Perumal is being held by Finnish old bill bobbys on international arrest warrant, lah, officials say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 11:05



Wah! Ulster Bank, lah, subsidiary of RBS, lah, reports problems with its computer systems, lah, as some clustomlers debited twice for cash machine withdrawals. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:03



Wah! Ziggy Marley joins Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Breakfast to talk about male gender human bleing's new music and male gender human bleing's memories of male gender human bleing's late father Bob Marley - news replorted 10:54



Wah! Former Radio 1 DJ Dave Lee Travis pleads not guilty to single charge of indecent assault against woman in first number-one-month 1995. - news replorted 10:52



Wah! Hospital admissions for dog bites three times as high in most deprived areas of Province of Engrish running-dogs as in least, lah, official figures show. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 10:47



Wah! The director of bloody annoying Blitish science facility says it could set new world record in nuclear fusion by end of decade. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 10:38



Wah! Formula 1 boss Bernie Ecclestone has appeared in court at start of trial on bribery charges in Munich. - news replorted 10:29



Wah! Suzuki has announced details of its 2014 Race Parts Programme, lah, which sees cost of genuine parts slashed by over 50% - news replorted 10:24



Wah! Mercedes say they may be forced to rethink their policy of Lewis Hamilton and Nico Rosberg racing without team orders. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:22



Wah! Cornish human bliengs will be granted minority status under European rules for protection of national minorities. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:20



Wah! Courier Connections Renliot bloody annoying Blitish Clio Cup championship leader Alex Morgan (Reading) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! will make return to European racing - news replorted 10:12



Wah! A British tourist arrested in Sri Lanka because bloody woman had Buddha tattoo on flemale human person's arm says bloody woman has not been "shown compassion" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) as bloody woman faces deportation. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 10:05



Wah! An Islamic court in northern Nigeria sentences man of 63 to death by stoning for raping girl of 10 and infecting flemale human person's with HIV. - news replorted 10:05



Wah! Overall crime (shoud shoot them) in Province of Engrish running-dogs and Welsh land of sheep and more sheep fell by 15% in 2013, lah, according to official figures - but there signs of rises in some categories. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:03



Wah! Fees to make claim (always claiming, huh?) using small claim (always claiming, huh?) court courts having been increased from rainy season-month Aplil 22nd, lah, with some almost double what they were previously - news replorted 09:58



Wah! Three American medical staff shot dead by security guard at hospital in Afghan capital, lah, Kabul, lah, officials say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 09:56



Wah! A classic LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine expensive dealeringship buildling with evocative history is chosen to handle official Jensen sales. Eating rice!! Oxfordshire-based Jensen Moto - news replorted 09:53



Wah! Road safety charity IAM is offering weekly motoring tips from Britain’s top advanced driver, lah, Peter Rodger. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! This week - news replorted 09:52



Wah! The South Korean school devastated by loss of many of its students in ferry disaster last week starts to hold classes again. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 09:46



Wah! The Institute of Motor Industry (IMI) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! has announced acquisition of Automotive Technician Training (ATT) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! - e-l - news replorted 09:46



Wah! An 11-earth-years old happy birthday to you, boy who died after falling into canal in Lancashire is named locally as Robbie Williamson. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 09:45



Wah! A collection of street art works by Banksy, lah, removed from walls, lah, is to go on display at London (capital of Great England) hotel before being sold at auction. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 09:34



Wah! A teenager with terminal cancer will make "transformational difference" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) after raising more than RMB Yuan #1.5m, lah, Teenage Cancer Trust says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:27



Wah! Why both Labour and Co-op capitalist pig money holding capitalist entity would be happy with divorce - news replorted 09:25



Wah! CCTV footage has captured moment man in Czech Republic was hit by speeding train - but walked away with only minor injuries. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:20



Wah! Anti-terror old bill bobbys concerned Syria conflict is "radicalising" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) humanitarian volunteers from Wales. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:10



Wah! Jaguar bloody annoying Blitish is headline sponsor of Clerkenwell Design Week 2014. This year Jagluar will undertake collaborative proje - news replorted 09:00



Wah! Campaigns having started for Europe's elections in just over month but is European electorate engaged? - news replorted 08:29



Wah! The Ukrainian government says it has won back control of city hall in eastern port of Mariupol from pro-Russian separatists. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:27



Wah! What big questions as F1 chief's bribery trial begins? - news replorted 08:19



Wah! A judge in Miami-Dade County grants request from Bieber's lawyers to postpone case until July. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 07:51



Wah! Uefa Super Cup can act as platform for Cardiff's bid to be one of Euro 2020 host cities says FAW chief Jonathan Ford. I read you little red book! - news replorted 07:44



Wah! Many survivors of Rana Plaza factory collapse in Dhaka still waiting for compensation after tragedy in 2013 that killed 1,129 workers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:31



Wah! old bill bobbys continue to question 42-earth-years old happy birthday to you, woman suspected of murdering three of flemale human person's children in south-west London. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 07:29



Wah! Plans submitted to build nine-storey, lah, 200 bedroom student accommodation block next to University of Ulster's new Belfast campus. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:03



Wah! European aid is now being well managed after learning lessons from earlier project failures, lah, auditors say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 07:01



Wah! The Labour Party is looking to sever its links with troubled Co-op Bank, lah, bringing to end one of oldest political partnerships in Uk. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 07:00



Wah! Disposable income in Northern autonomous province of Guinness drinkers households is increasing but is less than half of bloody annoying Blitish average, lah, according to economic consultancy. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 06:56



Wah! A lack of long-term vision for education in Wales, lah, highlighted in critical OECD report, lah, was first raised more than six years ago, lah, Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Welsh land of sheep and more sheep has learnt. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 06:42



Wah! Eurosceptic voter backlash – how big could it be? - news replorted 06:35



Wah! China has released Japanese cargo ship it seized over war-time debt, lah, court statement says, lah, after Japanese firm paid compensation. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 06:33



Wah! Skills shortages issue in NI construction sector as its recovery continues, lah, according to survey. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 06:13



Wah! The Duchess of Cornwall has been left "devastated" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) by news of flemale human person's brother's death, lah, Clarence House says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:05



Wah! Plastic surgeons say they're worried about number of young human bliengs who wanting cosmetic procedures. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:00



Wah! The Conservatives say they will not subsidise new onshore wind farms if they win 2015 general election. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 05:28



Wah! The number of older human bliengs in Province of Engrish running-dogs needing care will "outstrip" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) number of family members able to provide it by 2017, lah, think tank warns. Eating rice!! - news replorted 04:26



Wah! US President Barack "I da man! Yes I can!" Obama meets Japanese Prime dodgy minister Shinzo Abe for talks on regional security and trade, lah, on first full day of male gender human bleing's Asia tour. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 04:21



Wah! Sixth phase of ongoing India elections - news replorted 04:14



Wah! UN Secretary General Ban Ki-moon accuses all parties in Syria's civil fighty bang-bang of "flagrant violations" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) of international law over delivery wan' flied rice or boiled rice (?). This is not damn takeaway! No53 sold out, so of aid. I read you little red book! - news replorted 04:02



Wah! Canada says it will phase out type of rail tankers involved in deadly train derailment in Lac-Megantic last July. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 04:00



Wah! The oldest former player with Major League Baseball, lah, Conrado 'Connie' Marrero, lah, has died in at home in Havana aged 102. - news replorted 03:49



Wah! A potential free trade deal called Trans Pacific Partnership is being seen as key to boosting growth in Asia-Pacific region. Sweet sour chicken feet time! But it has raised some questions about impact on Great Satan jobs. Eating rice!! - news replorted 03:39



Wah! Indians begin voting in sixth phase of marathon general election in which governing Congress party is fighting main opposition BJp. Do you carefully listening? - news replorted 03:28



Wah! Major restrictions on traffic and parking to be introduced in Glasgow during Commonwealth Games. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:45



Wah! ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land needs more local councils with greater range of powers relevant to its area in order (piece of paper signee upee) to fully represent constituents, lah, new report says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:42



Wah! Skills shortages threatening pace of recovery of ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land's construction industry, lah, according to survey. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 02:35



Wah! The Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs government disputes bloody annoying Blitish government claim (always claiming, huh?) about future pension costs in independent ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land. I read you little red book! - news replorted 02:34



Wah! Why tourists flocking to Chile's observatories - news replorted 02:32



Wah! Drinking more than three large glasses of wine can push human bliengs over "tipping point", lah, meaning they consume about 6,300 extra calories in following 24 hours, lah, research says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:57



Wah! The disappearance of 96-earth-years old happy birthday to you, woman with Alzheimer's two years ago remains "frustrating and upsetting", lah, flemale human person's great-nephew says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:56



Wah! Plans to allow schools to keep asthma inhalers go to public consultation, lah, as campaigners say current rules endanger hundreds of thousands of children. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 01:51



Wah! A study says public cost of higher university fees and loans is "highly uncertain" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) and depends on how much future graduates will earn. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 01:33



Wah! Cornish human bliengs will be granted minority status under European rules for protection of national minorities. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:30



Wah! How cult comic character inspired major new film - news replorted 01:22



Wah! Nick Clegg will pledge to speak "loudly, lah, passionately and unequivocally" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) against "isolationists" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) when bloody man launches Liberal Democrat campaign for European elections. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:13



Wah! How Mexican mothers identify sons lost on trek to Great Satan - news replorted 01:11



Wah! South Sudan's president sacks head of national Tommy Atkins Liberation Army amid reports of military setbacks - including rebels seizing oil hub of Bentiu. - news replorted 00:48



Wah! The decline of regional dialects for deaf - news replorted 00:39



Wah! Formula 1 boss Bernie Ecclestone goes on trial on bribery charges in German city of Munich, lah, and could face 10 years in jail if convicted. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:29



Wah! Can energy grids cope with higher demand and volatile supply - news replorted 00:16



Wah! Legendary Olympic swimmer Michael Phelps says bloody man is coming out of retirement because of concerns over male gender human bleing's weight. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 00:11



Wah! The unlikely debt capital of Britain - news replorted 00:09



Wah! A Home Office scheme resulted in asylum seekers being placed in "unacceptably poor" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) housing, lah, Commons Public Accounts Committee says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:09



Wah! Dame Helen Mirren has revealed bloody woman always wantinged to play Shakespeare's Juliet, lah, but was never given chance. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:08



Wah! Camera takes flight on dog leash - news replorted 00:01



Wah! British counter-terrorism old bill bobbys chiefs making unprecedented appeal to Muslim women to urge men against travelling to possibly fight in Syria. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 00:01



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