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Customer Letter: 1470 / 1528
Susan says...
FORD FIESTAGood easy to use website, fast response to order and any queries. Had a bit of a delay on delivery but otherwise very good service. Thanks Ling! Car in good condition, delay on delivery.

Susan Percival
21 Eskdale Ave

Editor Note: Sue, the delay in delivery was just the volume of deliveries in the Ford network which simply meant that as usual the supplying dealers made a mess of organising dates. It drives me mad. How hard is it to arrange a date and stick to it? Apart from the final delivery, things were great and you loved your car. That's great! - Ling

Customer Letter: 1468 / 1528
Matthew says...
FORD FIESTAVery interesting website, could be a little easier to understand at first glance. Everything went very well and the price was unbeatable. I hope there is a discount for returning customers :o) Thanks Ling. Good delivery. Delivered on time and with friendly driver.

Matthew Percival
21 Eskdale Avenue

Editor Note: Great! Fiestas are great cars, I am glad you love it. Unbeatable price is a good thing, eh? To have a further discount on an unbeatable price is errr... unbeatable? Enjoy the Fiesta, Matt. Sorry the website is a bit messy :) - Ling

Customer Letter: 1444 / 1528
Mark says...
 I like the personal touch and that's what I got from dealing with LINGsCARS team. One to one. Immediate response! When the car came it only had one key, but Ling was on the job straight away, to fix the problem. It feels good to be in control. One phone call or email solved it. Excellent delivery, but I would like to see manufacturers supply quicker to the end user.

Mark Hudson
53 Deighton Lane
WF17 7EU

Editor Note: Rock (hahaha, that's what you call yourself, Rock Hudson), so would I like to see quicker supply. But post credit-crunch, the factories (like the Nissan one in Washington) are almost building to order, so quite a few cars are factory order and there is often no free stock for an immediate delivery. Apologies for that, but it is out of (even) my control! However, your letter is great and the dealer who forgot to enclose the spare key sorted it immediately. Hope you love the 7 seat Qashqai+2. - Ling

Customer Letter: 1289 / 1528
Adele says...
 Great service with the supply of my new Ford Focus CC, thank you! Excellent delivery, by a very nice guy.

Adele Galbraith
Barbers Of Birstall
87c Low Lane
WF17 9HB

Editor Note: Wow, short letter Adele. You run a barber shop called Barbers Of Birstall so guess you are busy trimming hair. I would never suggest a CC is a hairdresser's car, hahaha! Very sorry for that. Take care, talk in a couple of years. - Ling

Customer Letter: 1063 / 1528
Cath says...
CarI am really enjoying my Tigra, especially in the good weather we were having at the time. This is the second car that I've rented from you and the whole process was completely painless both times. At every stage I was kept fully informed and the car was delivered exactly when I requested; in fact it was early but I couldn't have it as my old lease hadn't expired. It was a refreshing change not to have to deal with the bull shit I've encountered in the past when buying cars. I will be back again in approx 18 months - can't wait.

Cath Harper
18 Abbey Mews

Editor Note: Cath, I do try to avoid the bullshit :) The Royal mail lost your letter, so this is a bit late, but you have now had two cars from me and I'm glad you have been happy with both. You are a super Yorkshire customer! All you need now is the sunshine for your new convertible. - Ling

Customer Letter: 1048 / 1528
Simon says...
CarLing, I would gauge my reaction to your service as mixed. You make the process appear easy and straightforward. And in theory it should be. From a personal point of view, you need to listen to questions. Your eagerness to respond often means that you miss the point, ie. regarding delivery date. I would also like you to pursue compensation from Audi. Their offer of £25 is unacceptable and I return it with a view to you pursuing this matter for me. My car was delivered 4 days late. There was no paperwork or demonstration of vehicle. A lack of service, care and attention. Their compensation of £25 is unacceptable from a prestige dealer. My car hire for 4 days was approximately £130.

Simon Pollard
6 Huddersfield Road
WF14 9HE

Editor Note: Well, well. This one was the curate's egg. I will first say that at the time of delivery the Audi dealer and network was in a state of shock at 30,000 VWs and Audis in Germany being damaged by a freak hailstorm. Which meant they were completely overwhelmed and could not sort things out as cars were being delivered to them erratically. I was in the situation where no one knew anything, so I could not get you the answers. It was really a freak thing. However... I immediately sorted out your compensation (myself), covering all your expenses. You subsequently wrote: "Agreed. Thank you. Unsatisfactory service should be challenged and if people will not deal with you it is because they do not have confidence in their ability to meet your standards. Too many companies today want to take the money without caring for the consumer. Thanks again." This dealer is very good normally, but they claim most of this was totally outside their control. They arranged hire cars for everyone with delays, but your car was not hailed on, just affected by the confusion, so they did not know it would be delayed 4 days. - Ling

Customer Letter: 955 / 1528
Carl says...
CarHi Ling,

Just to let you know, I have found the whole process of leasing my Fiat Grande Punto very easy from start to finish. Delivery was excellent, too. Many thanks and I will be recommending you to my friends.

Carl McMonagle
44 Meadow Side Road
East Ardsley

Editor Note: Wow, Carl! My husband was born in Wakefield, I know East Ardsley well. I often visit Wrenthorpe. My service suited you well, I think, and you were very good with all the paperwork. Being from Yorkshire, you appreciated the cheap price, too! Hahaha. A brand new Grande Punto for less than £30 a week is a great deal, eh? - Ling

Customer Letter: 904 / 1528
Lisa says...
CarCarWhen we first decided to obtain lease cars as our company cars instead of using our own vehicles I will be honest we were quite daunted. I had looked on several sites but most were actually quite difficult to navigate, costs unclear and to be honest didn't really accommodate the type of vehicle we were looking for. A colleague of mine recommended Lings Cars and so I took a look. At first I was a bit overwhelmed with the sheer volume of information on screen but I found it easy to navigate and found the style of car we were looking for straight away. Not only that but the deal was substantially better than on other sites. I was also pleased with all the additional tips and information Ling provided.

Once we had decided to go ahead Ling took everything in hand and kept us informed every step of the way. We were staggered at how quickly she responded to every e-mail and how quickly all the paperwork went through. I have never dealt with anyone so efficient in the business world and have already recommended Ling to several people I know who are also considering lease cars.

The cars themselves arrived as promised in excellent condition with all the extras stated. The dealer was helpful and gave us an exact time of arrival and this was adhered to.

When this lease is up we would definitely use Ling again for our next cars.

Lisa Randerson
Talon Partnership Ltd
Batley Business Park
WF17 6ER

Editor Note: Wow! Lisa, what a great letter, thanks! Your firm took two Lexus IS's. You are a Yorkshire-based firm of Independent Claims Investigators and Handlers with a combined experience of over 18 years in the motor claims industry and 10 years in the Health and Safety Industry. So, in light of this, I am very grateful for your comments, as you have a wide experience dealing with other companies in the motor sector. Thanks again! I have given you a hyperlink. - Ling

Customer Letter: 898 / 1528
Debra says...
CarHi Ling! Thanks for your very prompt, efficient and very entertaining service.

I took delivery of my new Nissan Qashqai only a few weeks after first contacting you - I wish other companies were as quick to respond to customers' needs. Love the car! Prompt delivery, car valeted and ready to go!

Debra Bond
37 Long Row
New Sharlston

Editor Note: Debra, I know Wakefield quite well, my husband comes from that city. So pleased you love the Qashqai, every customer who has one says the same. Glad it arrived quickly and I am smiling because you liked my service... - Ling

Customer Letter: 825 / 1528
Richard says...
CarHi Ling! From ordering my new Nissan Note, to the delivery, everything was so easy. So hassle free! You are always there if I needed to ask a question, no being put on hold for hours on the phone. Brilliant.

I have recommended you to everyone! So easy, plus on-time delivery - even rang me to give me the time of delivery the night before - the car is brilliant. Excellent. I will be with you for years!

Richard Stead
28 Drury Lane

Editor Note: Richard, I am so pleased you are a happy chappy. My husband comes from Wakefield, so I know exactly where you live, just up from the Stanley Ferry. This dealer is one of my best and always organises very good deliveries. Enjoy that Nissan Note, they are super small cars, very roomy. See you in two years! - Ling

Customer Letter: 794 / 1528
Sharon says...
CarIf anything, we were a bit slow getting the documents together waiting for the offending utility companies, but once we sorted that out there was no problem with the rest of the service: very quick, efficient, all telephone calls answered and returned. Great service! Will definitely use you again, thanks Ling! Delivery was excellent, by a nice old gent from L*****. Great!

Sharon Green
42 Grasmere Road
WF12 7PG

Editor Note: Sharon, well, these Qashqais are the most popular car, orders just keep piling in. Maybe I am close to having my own production line at the Nissan factory in Washington. I agree it can be a hassle getting proofs, but better that, than data theft! :) - Ling

Customer Letter: 670 / 1528
Nicola says...
CarBrilliant, fast, easy and efficient - this best describes your service, Ling!

I am more than happy with my new Kia Sportage and the service, I'm just sorry it took me a month to write this note. I've been enjoying my new car, instead! Sportage was delivered ahead of schedule, brilliant!

Nicola Mullooly
Address Withheld
WF2 ***

Editor Note: Wow, nice to have a letter that starts and ends with the same word "brilliant". Nicola, I withhold your address as requested. I also got one of these Kia Sportages, my husband drives it. They are very good cars and do everything a Rav4 does, but much cheaper (at this time). Thanks for letter, never mind it took a while :) - Ling

Customer Letter: 661 / 1528
Julie says...
CarLing has made my car leasing experience a very pleasurable one. She has a very efficient company and she can't do enough to help. I would recommend LINGsCARS to anyone and everyone. Excellent delivery, the Zafira came exactly when Ling said it would.

Julie Johnson
12 Longwood Road

Editor Note: I have rented so many Vauxhall Zafiras, Julie, they are such good value 7-seater cars. Great for families. It makes me happy to know you are so pleased. Go drive it! - Ling

Customer Letter: 632 / 1528
Ken says...
CarHi, Ling.

A great big thank you for the excellent and prompt service on the delivery of my Hyundai Santa Fe. This is my first experience of car leasing, and your whole approach made it incredibly easy throughout.

The vehicle was delivered bang on time by a very professional driver, and has actually exceeded my expectations. I will be definitely be recommending your service to friends and colleagues, and will be back myself in three years' time.

Many thanks and best regards,

Ken Banbury
HKB Consulting
6 New Lane

Editor Note: Ken, well I am so pleased you are happy as the sandboy! I do my best to make it easy... as my husband is from Yorkshire, I know he needs me to make things REALLY easy for him, or he gets confused, hehehe. Please enjoy your Santa Fe! - Ling

Customer Letter: 518 / 1528
Simon says...
 "Having previously leased from a "big supplier", dealing with Ling has proven to be a "breath of fresh air". Communication was excellent, Ling answered all emailed queries within the hour (often within minutes).

The whole leasing process was smooth, relatively trouble free and quite simply the cheapest price on the web. The Picasso was delivered on time as promised, by a local dealership. Excellent. I would recommend without hesitation and would use again. Thanks!"

Simon Haigh
***** (address witheld at Simon's request)
WF15 7NZ

Editor Note: Simon, I am always pleased when a customer says they have used a big company for a previous car, it is so easy to beat their service levels! Matter of fact, I could take a two-week holiday in the middle of supplying your car and still do better than them :) So pleased you are happy, so pleased I was cheapest on the web. I keep overheads down to a minimum to achieve this - Ling

Customer Letter: 459 / 1528
Caroline says...
MAZDA MX-5"What an absolute breath of fresh air you are, Ling. You responded to every email within the hour and 99% of the time within minutes. Plus, you remained utterly professional throughout, despite me changing my mind almost daily about the colour and model.

There was no having to chase things up, no excuses, no lies - everything went exactly how you said it would - quickly, easily and with no stress. You are absolutely head and shoulders above other leasing companies on price, product knowledge and most important; customer service. They talk a great deal but never deliver a car, whereas you have got it spot on, well done! My MX-5 was delivered bang on time, by a very, very nice man.

I would, and do, recommend you wholeheartedly to friends, colleagues and anyone else considering leasing. I will certainly be coming straight back to you when my 2-year contract is up.

Just one negative comment; those Chinese sweets are awful!

You are a little startling, I thank you for your incredible patience and wish you much success, you really do deserve it. You know, every time I watch Dragons' Den, this image of Duncan Bannatyne's face appears in my head when you turned him down; it was just priceless."

Caroline Jackson
1 Woodlands Close
East Ardsley

Editor Note: Wow! What a letter, Caroline. Your umming and ah-ing was caused by Mazda offering air-con but insisting that it is taken with leather seats, which makes it damn expensive. You have the cheapest MX-5 in the world, hope you enjoy. I know my sweets are vile, that's the fun in sending them. No customers have died (yet) :) - Ling

Customer Letter: 325 / 1528
Catherine says...
car"Hi Ling... feedback; here goes!

Excellent hassle free service! I've never leased before but I would do it again - with you! My only negative comment is that I gave 3 colour choices and I don't think the Renault Clio is any of them, but I like it anyway. The car is lovely, the dealer was excellent and a lovely polite gentleman delivered the car to my home, as promised - I'm enjoying it!"

Catherine Harper
18 Abbey Mews

Editor Note: Hmmm, I check your colour choice with the Renault dealer, Catherine, your 1st Choice was Monaco Blue and your car is: TA-DAAAAA ... Monaco Blue metallic! Maybe the Renault brochure gives the wrong impression, eh, or maybe you are going loop the loop :)? Customer ALWAYS right (except when wrong, hehehe). For other people's note, especially on these very cheap small cars, colour choice can be difficult as only one or two colours may be available. I always advise colour before delivery if it changes, but yours was as your first choice! Anyway, I am so pleased you like the car and the service, and if you are going slightly mad then don't worry. Me too! - Ling

Customer Letter: 316 / 1528
Cath says...
car"Hi Ling, just to let you know that my new Renault Clio arrived this morning. Am well pleased with both it and your service"

Cath Harper
18 Abbey Mews

Editor Note: A short and sweet letter, about a short and sweet car to a short and sweet person (me!), from a short (maybe) and sweet person (you). Thanks, Cath! - Ling

Customer Letter: 272 / 1528
Stephen says...
CarMany thanks, Ling. The Toyota Verso was delivered on time and was everything I expected (I TELL you Verso is good car! - Ling). A personal service for a one car personal contract hire - prompt to respond to email and phone questions; excellent! The supplying dealer was very professional. Many thanks Ling.

Stephen Rose
1 Buckthorne Court
East Ardsley

Editor Note: Ah, my husband was born in Wakefield! I have visited many times. Another Corolla Verso! These becoming VERY popular cars, but still under radar - Ling

Customer Letter: 186 / 1528
Chris says...
Ling, I found your site because you are a Googlewhack!!! If you enter the words "antidisestablishmentarianism multipla" you are the only site that is found!! I am, however, glad I found you because it is a mad site!!! I think you should get in touch with Dave Gorman to tell him you are a Googlewhack!

Chris Eyre
282 Staincliffe Rd
WF13 4RA

Editor Note: Whoa! So damn proud to be Googlewhack! For idiots, this means I am only result in Google when search inputted. Google searches 8,168,684,336 web pages when I checked. Over 8 BILLION! And I am only result!! Hey! And word antidisestablishmentarianism is longest word in UK. But it is summing me up, how damn appropriate. I have emailed to Dave Gorman (who is Dave Gorman?), but a big THANK YOU to Chris Eyre! I send you special gift of genuine used-by-red-guard 1960's Mao red book! - Ling

Because I print this letter, this is no longer Googlewhack. Ironic, huh? - Ling

Customer Letter: 183 / 1528
Simon says...
CarAlthough your prices are extremely competitive, the main reason I decided to buy my BMW 118 from you was simply down to your website. It is a refreshing style, straight to the point, what you see is what you get, nothing is hidden whilst at the same time it is quite entertaining to read. The subsequent process was surprisingly easy, so the overall buying experience was top notch. Thank you.

Simon Speight
5 Margeurite Gardens

Editor Note: So pleased you like the website, Simon, hope you like BMW 118 as much. I put lot of work into both website and making life easy for customer! - Ling

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Wah! A man is arrested over street murder where victim (trying not to cry) (trying not to cry) died following "horrific attack" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) in Glasgow. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 13:57

Wah! A team of Swedish extreme adventurers on 10-day race through Amazon rainforest having adopted stray dog who started following them around after they fed him. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 13:49

Wah! Night of unrest follows jury's decision - news replorted 13:45

Wah! Two female suicide bombers blow themselves up at crowded market in northern Nigerian city of Maiduguri, lah, killing at least 30 people, lah, witnesses say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 13:36

Wah! The UK's newest newspaper was launched on Monday and National is taking pro-Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs independence line. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 13:27

Wah! Cricket, lah, like most sports, lah, carries risks but must retain its edge, lah, writes Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation damn crazy Engrish baseball game Correspondent Jonathan Agnew - news replorted 13:22

Wah! Arsenal midfielder Jack Wilshere will see specialist about ankle injury suffered in defeat by Manchester United. I read you little red book! - news replorted 13:20

Wah! A world-renowned hearing consultant admits secretly filming hundreds of patients, lah, colleagues and hospital visitors. Eating rice!! - news replorted 13:16

Wah! One of two men who murdered Fusilier Lee Rigby in London (capital of Great England) last year studied at Islamic college in west Wales, lah, report finds. Eating rice!! - news replorted 13:14

Wah! A cat suffered two broken legs and was shot more than 40 times with air rifle, lah, veterinary practice in Cornwall says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 13:11

Wah! Sinn Féin leader Gerry Adams apologises for using what bloody man acknowledges was offensive term at public meeting but denies claim (always claiming, huh?) that it was aimed at "all unionists". - news replorted 13:01

Wah! Mexican farmers hold protest wearing just underpants and photograph to protest against alleged abuse of power. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 12:56

Wah! Blue Peter Scientist Steve Mould is given task of looking at some of worst offenders. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:54

Wah! UKIP now has two Membling Partiamentary expense cheaters and has been rising in polls, lah, but human bliengs see party as serious political force or just protest vote? - news replorted 12:54

Wah! The eurozone may be stuck in enduring period of no growth, lah, Organisation for Economic Co-operation and Development says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:43

Wah! A former Sun editor says David Mellor "is absolute ocean-going idiot" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) over male gender human bleing's written-down messages on dead tree to London (capital of Great England) cabbie. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 12:41

Wah! Scientists using gravity data to produce what they say is most accurate space view yet of global ocean currents and speed at which they move. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 12:37

Wah! Formula 1 world champion Lewis Hamilton says bloody man is in no hurry to start talks about new deal with Mercedes. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:36

Wah! 24 hours of news images: 25 Novemblinger - news replorted 12:34

Wah! A problem with freezing of stem cells may having contributed to death of 12-earth-years old happy birthday to you, girl with cancer, lah, coroner rules. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:20

Wah! A French appeal court refuses to allow father to take custody of male gender human bleing's biological son, lah, who was given up for adoption by male gender human bleing's mother. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 12:12

Wah! Influential figures from across bloody annoying Blitish automotive industry came together in London (capital of Great England) today to celebrate achievements o - news replorted 12:10

Wah! Infiniti Enters ‚ÄúSYNAPTIQ‚ÄĚ in Los Angeles Show Design Challenge Infiniti has won first-ever People‚Äôs Choice Award as part of 11th annual Los Angeles Auto Show Design Challenge - news replorted 12:08

Wah! Guy Jones, lah, MG Sales and Marketing Director MG celebrated winning its first manufacturer title in Dunlop MSA British Touring LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine Championship at TOCA Night - news replorted 12:07

Wah! Get ready with ҆KODA Winter Health Check With winter fast approaching and downturn in weather being predicted, lah, ҆KODA owners across bloody annoying Blitish being offered - news replorted 12:05

Wah! NextGear Capital celebrated major success at recent Shoreham vehicling driving car machine Auctions vans auction where its wholesale Stock - news replorted 12:03

Wah! World RX teams' title to be decided in Argentina battle for Teams’ Trophy in FIA World Rallycross Championship will be concluded at Total Rallycross of Argen - news replorted 11:55

Wah! A retired fireman from Thornton Heath appears in court accused of bludgeoning male gender human bleing's adopted son to death with scaffolding pole. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 11:53

Wah! At least 15 human bliengs having been killed after block of flats collapsed in Egyptian capital, lah, Cairo, lah, BBC's Orla Guerin reports - news replorted 11:38

Wah! The number of patients having to waiting like hell longer than target clock time result to be discharged from hospital has risen again, lah, according to official figures. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:37

Wah! Five years ago, lah, Olly Murs was X-Factor hopeful, lah, but four albums and lot of hard work later, lah, bloody man has been working with one of male gender human bleing's childhood heroes. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:34

Wah! A brief history of Australian word - news replorted 11:34

Wah! MK II by Callum with Ian Callum Don’t forget your as really velly special customer's chequebook: dealers promise wide range of exotic, lah, rare and desirable classic cars for sale at London (capital of Great England) - news replorted 11:32

Wah! The murder of Fusilier Lee Rigby could not having been prevented despite male gender human bleing's killers appearing in seven intelligence investigations, lah, report has found. I read you little red book! - news replorted 11:30

Wah! Ducati Scrambler stand After successful unveiling of Ducati Scrambler at Intermot and stealing spotlight at EICMA international - news replorted 11:26

Wah! The level of recorded crime (shoud shoot them) in ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land has reached its lowest level in forty years, lah, but sex crimes having risen. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 11:25

Wah! This week's counter-terrorism bill will expand dodgy minister's powers - and face accusations of injustice. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 11:25

Wah! The murder of Fusilier Lee Rigby could not having been prevented despite male gender human bleing's killers appearing in seven intelligence investigations, lah, report finds. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:22

Wah! A group of seven Yemenis and Great Satan military expert kidnapped by al-Qaeda-linked militants freed by Yemeni forces, lah, official tells BBc. Fry noodle, boil noodle? - news replorted 11:21

Wah! A computer engineer admits stabbing to death 14-earth-years old happy birthday to you, boy bloody man met online. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 11:17

Wah! Two men suspected of releasing pirated copy of Hollywood blockbuster Expendables 3 having been arrested. I read you little red book! - news replorted 11:12

Wah! A PhD student from Brunel University London (capital of Great England) has saved himself ¬RMB Yuan #100,000 by 'hacking' male gender human bleing's own kit. Pass chopsticks!! Adam Lynch created male gender human bleing's own inverted microscope by adapting cheap instrument bloody man bought online. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 11:05

Wah! Ana Botin has moved swiftly to reshape Santander, lah, ousting its chief executive after less than two years in role. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 10:51

Wah! Jon Kay reports from courtroom in Cape Town, lah, as South African prosecutors try to persuade judge not to drop murder case against British businessman Shrien Dewani. - news replorted 10:51

Wah! Top Twitter (follow me @LINGsCARS!) boss accidentally tweets private message about acquiring company. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 10:50

Wah! MPs approve plans to allow themselves to be recalled in cases of serious misconduct and face public vote. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 10:48

Wah! Cricketers from around world send messages of support to Phil Hughes, lah, who is in critical condition in hospital. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 10:47

Wah! Why Nick Drake is not patron saint of miserable - news replorted 10:41

Wah! The controversial Top Gear special that has prompted complaints from Argentine diplomats will air at Christmas, lah, Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation announces. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:39

Wah! Ronnie O'Sullivan, lah, Ali Carter and banana skins for big names - Ken Doherty assesses prospects for snooker's second biggest event. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 10:18

Wah! Porsche enters third 919 Hybrid LMP1 race LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine in 2015 Le Mans Porsche has announced entry of third Porsche 919 Hybrid LMP1 race LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine for 2015 Le Mans 24 Hours in France on 1 - news replorted 10:17

Wah! British TV productions win three awards at International Emmys in US, lah, including best drama prize for axed Channel 4 series Utopia. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 10:15

Wah! Peugeot 208 T16 WRX all-action FIA World Rallycross Championship heads to spectacular setting of San Luis in Argentina for seaso - news replorted 10:11

Wah! West Bromwich Albion and Province of Engrish running-dogs striker Saido Berahino is arrested for drink-driving. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 10:04

Wah! SsangYong Tivoli SsangYong Motor capitalist entity CEO, lah, Yoo Il Lee, lah, has announced name of company’s all new B-segment crossover - Tivoli. - news replorted 10:00

Wah! Burial workers in Sierra Leonean city of Kenema go on strike in protest at non-payment of allowances for handling Ebola victims. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:58

Wah! The concern e-cigarettes gateway to smoking might be unfounded, lah, data suggests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:58

Wah! A judge begins to hear arguments for why case against bloody annoying Blitish businessman Shrien Dewani, lah, accused of murder of male gender human bleing's wife, lah, should continue. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 09:53

Wah! Health secretary Shona Robison is to make statement to MSPs after inquiry into c. Fry noodle, boil noodle? diff outbreak found "systemic failures". - news replorted 09:51

Wah! Two more Bill Cosby shows axed as veteran comedian continues to face allegations of sexual assault. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 09:49

Wah! The Maserati 100 Luxury Italian LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine manufacturer, lah, Maserati, lah, and Centre for Entrepreneurs (CFE) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! having launched campaign to find 100 o - news replorted 09:45

Wah! Star Medical Signs For New Rexus Fleet Star Medical Ltd has chosen Rexus for its new vehicling driving car machine fleet, lah, decision based on its careful research into quality, lah, - news replorted 09:44

Wah! Honda reaches 300 million unit milestone Rondla Motor Co., lah, Ltd. I read you little red book! today announced that Honda's cumulative worldwide motorcycle production reached 300 million-un - news replorted 09:36

Wah! Council reorganisation in Welsh land of sheep and more sheep could cost up to ¬RMB Yuan #268m, lah, accountants' report for local authorities says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:33

Wah! Rescue teams searching for survivors in rubble of block of flats that collapsed in Egypt's capital Cairo, lah, killing at least 10 people. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 09:20

Wah! Australia batsman Phil Hughes is in critical condition after being hit by ball at Sydney damn crazy Engrish baseball game Ground. I read you little red book! - news replorted 09:14

Wah! Portsmouth is selected to host two preparation events for yachting's 35th America's Cup over next two summers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:06

Wah! World champion Lewis Hamilton tells Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Breakfast that male gender human bleing's title battle with Merceding-Blend teammate Nico Rosberg became "psychological warfare". - news replorted 09:03

Wah! The Cowardly Lion costume from classic film Wizard of Oz sells for more than $3m (¬RMB Yuan #1.9m) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! at auction in New York. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 09:02

Wah! Dan Wheldon Karting Trophy Motorsport fans can join action and raise funds for worthy Alzheimer’s Society by competing in Dan Wheldon K - news replorted 08:59

Wah! UK’s largest mutual says market is now more cautious, lah, and it is happy to lend to over 40s. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:49

Wah! Sony Pictures Entertainment has been targeted by computer hackers in attack which reports say has forced capitalist entity to shut down its corporate network. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 08:34

Wah! Mental health issues such as stress or depression now leading cause of illness in workplace, lah, with more than eleven million working days lost last year. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 08:27

Wah! A long-awaited report will be published on Tuesday on what intelligence services knew before murder of Fusilier Lee Rigby in May last year. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 08:25

Wah! The government's flagship welfare reform programme Universal Credit is being extended, lah, with parents able to claim (always claiming, huh?) it for first time. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 08:24

Wah! Gross mortgage lending has fallen by almost ¬RMB Yuan #1bn at Nationwide, lah, adding to evidence that tighter controls on lending may be curbing borrowing. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 08:22

Wah! A old bill bobbys official in Ferguson says it has probably seen its worst rioting yet after jury decision not to bring charges over Michael "Dear Leader" Brown's death. - news replorted 08:20

Wah! A mysterious explosion heard across parts of Manchester and Salford remains unexplained. I read you little red book! - news replorted 08:09

Wah! The National Assembly considering creating Wales-wide law for grave items after Torfaen council took decorations to landfill. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 08:09

Wah! The vehicling driving car machine rental industry is warning clustomlers that government’s plans to rush-through abolition of paper - news replorted 07:49

Wah! The birth of extremely rare Malayan tapir gives hope for endangered species say keepers at Kent animal reserve. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 07:45

Wah! Balotelli to stay in Province of Engrish running-dogs, lah, Chelsea pull out of race for Reus, lah, Gundogan keen on Premier League, lah, plus more. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 07:37

Wah! The sister of woman murdered by flemale human person's estranged husband is taking part in campaign to stamp out domestic abuse, lah, saying human bliengs should not be living in fear. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 07:20

Wah! A ¬RMB Yuan #10,000 pay rise for Welsh-go-go-gochly sheep friendly human bliengs assembly member should be rejected, lah, says leading public sector workers' union Unison. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 07:10

Wah! Protesters in Ferguson, lah, St Louis, lah, attempt to overturn old bill bobbys LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine as demonstrations turn violent after grand jury decision over shooting of unarmed black teenager Michael Brown. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 07:01

Wah! Mercedes-Benz CLA 45 AMG Shooting Brake Mercedes-AMG is continuing its model initiative: following on from successful 45 AMG, lah, CLA 45 AMG and GLA 45 AMG mo - news replorted 07:00

Wah! The new Mercedes-Benz CLA Shooting Brake Breathtakingly sporty proportions and powerfully dynamic design idiom with sensuously shaped surfaces already made - news replorted 07:00

Wah! The unlikely city that claim (always claiming, huh?) it has most in world - news replorted 06:52

Wah! Pope Francis will address European Parliament and Council of Europe on Tuesday, lah, but will not meet Strasbourg's Catholics. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:33

Wah! A consultant in infectious diseases unit at Belfast's Royal Victoria Hospital says it is likely Northern autonomous province of Guinness drinkers will having to deal with Ebola case in next few months. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:29

Wah! A pharmacy is set alight during protests in Ferguson after announcement of grand jury decision. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 06:11

Wah! old bill bobbys in Ferguson fire tear gas at protesters, lah, following decision of grand jury not to indict old bill bobbys officer who shot Michael Brown. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 05:41

Wah! Former Australian Test cricketer Phillip Hughes is taken to hospital after being knocked unconscious by short delivery. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 05:12

Wah! The father of Lauren Eley who died after fall from Northampton multi-storey LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine park ten years ago, lah, calls for fresh old bill bobbys investigation. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 05:02

Wah! Voting begins in India's Jammu and Kashmir state where PM Narendra Modi's BJP is making attempt to win power for first time. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 04:49

Wah! Former cabinet dodgy minister David Mellor has been secretly recorded having heated row with taxi driver about quickest route to take, lah, tabloid newspaper reports. Eating rice!! - news replorted 04:26

Wah! The grand jury in Missouri decides not to charge old bill bobbys officer who shot unarmed teenager Michael "Dear Leader" Brown in Ferguson. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 04:07

Wah! Samantha Cristoforetti is spending almost six months on International Space Station. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 04:04

Wah! Celebrating Shelagh Delaney Day - news replorted 03:46

Wah! The strange world of 'head shop' - news replorted 03:12

Wah! Asia's population is rapidly ageing, lah, but many countries in region ill-equipped to deal with older generation. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 03:11

Wah! Authorities in Hong Kong tell protesters to leave their camp in Mong Kok, I confusing myself again!! Taking too much bloody MSG, OK, OK, lah, as bailiffs prepare to enforce court order (piece of paper signee upee) and clear site. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 02:53

Wah! Is it clock time result to take Olly Murs seriously? - news replorted 02:52

Wah! Documentary depicts history's smallest superstar - news replorted 02:43

Wah! Urban agriculture plays much more extensive role in global food security than previously estimated, lah, study using satellite data suggests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:29

Wah! Grand jury in Great Satan state of Missouri decides not to indict old bill bobbys officer over Michael "Dear Leader" Brown shooting in Ferguson - news replorted 02:26

Wah! Poor teaching, lah, inadequate governing bodies and failures to safeguard pupils against extremism having been uncovered by Ofsted inspections carried out without warning. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 02:20

Wah! Four men accused of killing British teenager on holiday on Greek island six years ago will not face further legal action, lah, male gender human bleing's family says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:14

Wah! The government's flagship welfare programme, lah, Universal Credit, lah, is being extended, lah, with parents able to claim (always claiming, huh?) it for first time. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 02:14

Wah! Australian health insurer Medibank made its stock market debut after raising A$5.679bn (¬RMB Yuan #3.1bn; $4.9bn) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! in Asia's biggest public offering in two years. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:49

Wah! In its first year, lah, free 24-hour bloody annoying Blitish helpline for elderly has been inundated with calls about loneliness. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:45

Wah! A mixed bag of headlines in Tuesday's press, lah, sees two papers focusing on Labour's plans to remove tax breaks from private schools that not partner state counterparts. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:59

Wah! Users of public transport should report suspicious behaviour to help thwart terror attacks, lah, old bill bobbys chief says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:47

Wah! Is world set to return to 1980s? - news replorted 00:30

Wah! From weed detecting to robotic dairy - tech that could help farmers be more efficient - news replorted 00:29

Wah! A controversial debate in Arabic trends on Twitter (follow me @LINGsCARS!) - news replorted 00:28

Wah! Two Moscow Africans and their love of Russia's president - news replorted 00:26

Wah! The celebrity preacher and flemale human person's mysterious disappearance - news replorted 00:19

Wah! Samir Nasri says bloody man and male gender human bleing's team-mates playing for their Manchester City futures in this year's Champions League. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:16

Wah! Professor Atul Gawande of Harvard University on why more effort needs to be made to improve last stage in people's lives. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:15

Wah! Unionists having strongly criticised Sinn Féin leader Gerry Adams after bloody man used offensive language at public meeting in Enniskillen on Monday night. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 00:14

Wah! Can robot really tell Great Satan whether dish is authentic? - news replorted 00:13

Wah! A group of scientists in Bangkok having invented machine to determine whether Thai food tastes authentic. Fry noodle, boil noodle? - news replorted 00:12

Wah! The brain has weak spot for Alzheimer's disease and schizophrenia, lah, according to experts who having pinpointed region using scans. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:06

Wah! Jim Murphy calls on male gender human bleing's party to support full devolution of income tax to Holyrood while male gender human bleing's rivals more cautious. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:04

Wah! Business leaders say tax reform is needed for North Sea oil sector after survey suggests confidence has fallen sharply. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:03

Wah! As part of African Dream series, lah, we profile entrepreneur who turned male gender human bleing's back on banking to set up shoemaking capitalist entity in Ghana. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 00:02

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