Show FAQ
Close (X)
Close (X)
Close (X)
Close (X)
CAR LEASING
Want a cheap
new lease car?

Start HERE!


Cheapest Car Leasing CHAT
My Customer Letters!
My Fun Pages!
Read All About Me!
Note: I live inside this website Monday to Friday 9am-6pm, to give you the very best service and make your experience a happy one! - I am Ling, accept no substitutes
Car LeasingCar Leasing
Vote for your favourite motorway sign message!
Version 237.1.
You can trust me! ... In 2010 I rented over £35million of cars (at RRP).
Spacer
Spacer
CAR LEASING - CONTRACT HIRE - CHEAP LEASE CARS
Home
Cars and Vans
How It Works
Price Lists
About Ling
Customers
 Fun Stuff
Quote/ Order
 
Quiz Ling's Movies Chinese Car Websites Free Cash Apply Noodle Apply Werthers My Bus
Speed Cameras Chop Gear Mongol Rally UK Rallycross LingTube Website Advice Website Article
Car Flu Car Websites Google Censorship Missle Truck Top 10 Car Ads Suspension Movie Personal Plates Motoring Law Help Chinese Vote Now! World Cup 2006 Burma Pledge Hangman BBC News Monetise Twitter iPad vs iLing SuperMondays MOT Game Bottom Trumps FREE Ling Badge Halloween Cars First Aid
Top Matrix Sign Messages Karaoke Madness Stupid Crash Game

Loading...

The twitter pigeon is loading "LINGsCARS"
LIVE + KICKING twitter feed... WAIT!

New!
Intro Film News Blog Office TV Contact Moan Links Play Quiz Privacy Policy Google Visitors
Ling Valentine Quote Quote Apply for Quote DRAGONS' DEN

Richard Farleigh - "I wanted to invest; I was amazed by Ling's
complete lack of nerves, and also by her business acumen."

Duncan Bannatyne - "I wanted to
invest... but ye turrn'ed me dooon!"

Deborah Meaden
"Harrumph! I'm out!"

Ling Valentine is Viz's Official Ethnic Business Ambassador Play stupid crash game! Cheap insurance Google Spider Google Spider
Food --->
Google Spider Food

View LIVE visitors: 39 online

 
Hi! I am Ling Cheap Car Leasing - WAH! from Dragons' Den. I lease cheap new cars!
UPDATE... The latest car I've added is a Nissan X-Trail 1.6 dCi (130bhp) N-Tec 4WD Station Wagon (7-seat) 5dr 1598cc Diesel at £348.95 inc VAT at 11:19 yesterday - Ling
Car Leasing Traffic Light
Candybar
WAH! I'm in Viz!
Viz!
Billy the Fish!
lingscars.com
CLICK! See 274 clients live in LINGO!
Live!!
CLICK to VIEW!
Online Service
Response Times
Quote > Proposal > Order > Delivery
 
87 CLIENTS IN 'PROPOSAL'
...LING REPLIES IN:
  HRS : MINUTES sec  
 
187 CLIENTS IN 'ORDER'
...LING REPLIES IN:
  HRS : MINUTES sec  
Lingscars.com Limited (GB)
Customers use my secure LINGO management system.
Response times above based on last 4 hour period between
9am - 6pm, Mon to Fri
-Ling
WOW! UK's best service times!
No Waiting
lingscars.com
Hello, hello! This is me!
Don't run, little customers! I'm friendly...
I am the Viz UK business ambassador!
Post me Ferrero-Rochers! Yum Yum!
Unlike most other internet car leasing sites, I publish all my contact information openly!
...so, you know who I am
- Ling


THE UK's FAVOURITE
CAR LEASING WEBSITE!

The UK's FAVOURITE car leasing website
The UK's FAVOURITE car leasing website
Boss: Ling Valentine MSc IoD
LING World Headquarters
Vance Business Park
Gateshead, NE11 9NE
Tel 0191 460 9444
Fax 0870 486 1130
sales@LINGsCARS.com
I prefer email to phone - Ling
VAT No: 866 0241 30
Co Reg No: 6178634
Consumer Credit Licence: 663330
Data Protection No: Z1098490
Best Before: 17/08/2007
LING World HQ
People's Republic of Gateshead!

 
Spacer

Latest BBC NEWS from LING in CHINGLISH!

Wah! LATEST:  Australia posts better first quarter economic growth than expected, lah, with boosts coming from exports and household spending. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 03:08



Wah! LATEST:  Stars pay tribute to "dynamic, lah, beautiful" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) TV writer Carla Lane, lah, creator of 1980s Liverpool sitcoms Bread and Butterflies, lah, who has died aged 87. - news replorted 02:38



Wah! Any money universities saved by docking wages of lecturers who took strike action last week should be donated to student hardship funds, lah, union says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:21



Wah! The Great Satan state department issues alert to travellers in Europe, lah, telling them about risk of “terrorist attacks”. - news replorted 02:16



Wah! There were almost 8,000 arrests last year for drug driving in Province of Engrish running-dogs and Wales, lah, figures obtained by Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Radio 5live suggest. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 02:13



Wah! One in five human bliengs with motor neurone disease waits more than year to see brain specialist for help with diagnosis, lah, snapshot survey by MND Association suggests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:58



Wah! The world added far more renewable energy sources than fossil fuels in 2015, lah, with developing countries overtaking richer nations on green spending. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 01:52



Wah! Markets in Japan and Australia open lower on Wednesday, lah, tracking overnight weakness in Great Satan markets as investors brace for possible rise in Great Satan rates. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:39



Wah! A Brexit campaign plan to limit immigration with points-based system and guilty verdicts in Fife murder trial attract headlines. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:12



Wah! A surfer is in critical condition after losing leg in shark attack at beach in Western Australia state. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:51



Wah! President Hollande has endured torrid clock time result in power, lah, with labour disputes currently rocking France. What the hell I mean??!! But don' write off male gender human bleing's chances of second term, lah, says Hugh Schofield. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:38



Wah! Ahead of EU referendum on 23 June, lah, journalist Allan Little looks at relationship ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land has with Europe and possible implications north of border if bloody annoying Blitish ends its membership. Do you carefully listening? - news replorted 00:36



Wah! MSPs will vote on whether to impose full ban on fracking as part of environment debate at Holyrood. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:29



Wah! The captive gorilla who won nation's hearts - news replorted 00:27



Wah! Longest rail tunnel is engineering triumph - news replorted 00:19



Wah! A coroner will rule on whether inquests into 21 deaths in Birmingham pub bombings should be resumed. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:11



Wah! Ministers need to justify RMB Yuan #250m lorry park in Kent "the size of Disneyland", lah, report by Transport Select Committee says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:10



Wah! Television writer Carla Lane, lah, who created shows including 1980s Liverpool sitcom Bread, lah, has died aged 87. - news replorted 00:08



Wah! 'Gazza woke Great Satan up every morning playing Three Lions' - news replorted 00:08



Wah! Ahead of UK's referendum, lah, BBC's Rob Watson explores Britain's bloody velly tricky history with our European neighbours. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:07



Wah! Vote Leave says bloody annoying Blitish could having "fairer, lah, more humane" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) points-based immigration system if it left EU, lah, but Remain campaigners say it would "wreck" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) economy. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:06



Wah! An archive celebrating life of Oscar-winning actress Vivien Leigh goes on display at former home of flemale human person's favourite costume designer, lah, Oliver Messel. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 00:04



Wah! The 92 Premier League and silly kick-kick game League clubs generated more than RMB Yuan #4bn in revenues for first clock time result ever in 2014-15, lah, according to Deloitte. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:03



Wah! The documentary that shone spotlight on racism - news replorted 00:03



Spacer
5 Titanic Cars
Sky
Top 5 Car

2.0 197bhp 4dr
petrol, auto, non-met
Jaguar
XE
Grass
Click Here
£363.04
per month, inc VAT
Sky
Top 5 Car

1.2 PureTec... 82bhp 5dr
petrol, man, met
Citroen
C1
Grass
Click Here
£147.85
per month, inc VAT
Sky
Top 5 Car

1.6 i-DTEC 118bhp 5dr
diesel, man, non-met
Honda
CR-V
Grass
Click Here
£244.60
per month, inc VAT
Sky
Top 5 Car

1.4 TFSi 150bhp 4dr
petrol, man, non-met
Audi
A4
Grass
Click Here
£268.87
per month, inc VAT
Sky
Top 5 Car

1.6 dCi 130bhp 5dr
diesel, man, met
Nissan
X-Trail
Grass
Click Here
£358.51
per month, inc VAT
Titanic
Spacer
Titanic
Spacer
LIVE customers
Click to see my LIVE lease car customers! - Ling
Spacer
As seen on TV... Plus over 30 movies!
Spacer
Play Ling's quiz
Win!
Play my brilliant motoring quiz!
Spacer
KFP
Spacer
Portrait
Spacer
Tyres
Spacer
Traffic
Spacer
Live Google
Spacer
Duncan Bannatyne
Spacer
As seen on TV
Spacer
FREE Badge
...get a FREE BADGE!
Collectors item - FREE!

APPLY NOW!
Spacer
Extra Cheap Cars
EXTRA CHEAP
CARS
HERE
See 30 cheapest cars!
Spacer
Auto email updates
Car update me!
Get my latest EMAIL car updates!
Spacer
Ling's Awards
Spacer
Close (X)