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Customer Letter: 1536 / 1528
Gerard says...
This is the second time I leased a car from Lings. As 2 years ago: Excellent service from initial contact to final delivery of my new Citroen C3 Picasso. Can't fault anything as hard as I may try. Contact via e-mail web system is super-duper quick. Try for yourself you will not be disappointed. And I love my new car!

Gerard Visser
95 Manor Grove
Sittinbgbourne
ME10 1LS


Editor Note: Hehehehe, great. A super repeating customer! Glad to see you back Gerard. As you are a nurse, you can comment on good treatment. :) Thanks! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1522 / 1528
Neil says...
CITROEN C5First of all, I have to say that the service from Ling is 1000% better than my own response time – sorry for the delay! The service is excellent, the Citroen C5 is great, running really well and I wouldn't hesitate to recommend Ling to anyone – In fact, I already have!! Looking forward to receiving my commission if they sign! Excellent dealer, good service, quality and communication.

Neil Coleman
28 Chippendayle Drive
Harrietsham
Maidstone
ME17 1AD


Editor Note: Hahaha, no problem with the delay, good that these letters come in staggered manner :) If you recommend a friend, of course I pay a bribe - oooops, "commission" :) Enjoy the C5, you were lovely to chat to. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1479 / 1528
Sandra says...
NISSAN NOTEEverything has been easy – applying online and using fab 'Lingo' through to delivery. Ling makes everything fun and not scary, like other kinds of businesses can be! I was worried the car wouldn't feel like 'mine' – but after a few days that feeling went – overwhelmed by joy of driving new car!

Sandra Hartley
10 Cavendish Avenue
Gillingham
Kent
ME7 2NW


Editor Note: Of course the Nissan Note is "yours". Yours for 3 years! Enjoy it. These are great cars, underrated really. Customers love them. Hope you have a great 3 years, and thanks so much for the kind letter, Sandra :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1446 / 1528
David says...
AUDI A3Hi Ling. Well it took some time but in fairness that was down to the dealer and not you and we did get a free car for 6 weeks which was good. When the car arrived it was fine and still is. So overall we would do it again. Very slow delivery, complete load of rubbish about why the car was delayed, which went on and on. Not good at all.

David Wintle
85 Bramley Ave
Faversham
Kent
ME13 8LP


Editor Note: Not down to the dealer. Agree slow delivery not good, David, but not a complete load of rubbish why it was late. Audi in Germany are rubbish at doing anything in a timely manner this year. Almost every VW or Audi has suffered delays, but yours more than most. But, hey, you got a free car for 6 weeks! It is very hard to argue against that, as it was 100% free, with free mileage. If anyone reads down these letters, the common theme of the very few moans is... Audi delays. This has been due to the post credit-crunch Audi factory delays and diversion of stock to the (higher profit) Euro zone, following Sterling devaluation against the Euro. Audi (and some VW) service in the UK (by Audi/VW, not the dealers) was rubbish in 2009. Most Audi dealers have been pulling out their hair for the same reasons, they have had hundreds of screaming customers (quite rightly screaming).

Having said all that, it is a completely unsatisfactory situation and the fact that Audi (frankly) lie about due dates is terrible. Makes everyone look shit, I'm afraid. Annoys customers, like you, David. Not much else to add. I simply cannot affect Audi policy, much as I would like to fly to Germany and scream at them.

You could have paid full retail price and the car would not have arrived sooner, I'm afraid. Situation on most Audis is simply - BAD. - Ling




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Customer Letter: 1435 / 1528
Mark says...
CITROEN C5CITROEN C5CITROEN C5
What an efficient service Ling and her team provide. I have decided for my lease car requirements, my fleet will be sourced via LINGsCARS.com. Dealer got one of the reg numbers wrong on one of the three C5s!

Mark Gately
The Quest Partnership
4 Albion Place
Maidstone
ME14 5DY


Editor Note: Yes, I kicked the dealer like mad. They can be so careless sometimes. This dealer is cheap, but is not my best Citroen supplier, but I wanted to get you the best pricing possible. I was sorted pretty fast. Thanks so much for positive comments, I look forward to supplying more cars (but not from this dealer again!). - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1371 / 1528
Emma says...
MERCEDES C-CLASS SALOONWas pleasantly surprised at how quick the deal took, the documents etc, and love the 'Lingo' system for contact. Quick responses and up to date information. Would definitely recommend LingsCars and have done so and will be using Ling for my next car. 100% satisfied! Good delivery from Merc dealer, very early and on time.

Emma C*****
Address Withheld
Larkfield
ME20 ****


Editor Note: Yep, you got your car very fast, Emma. Car was delivered quickly. It is easy if the cars are physical. You have a gorgeous new black C-Class Merc and you were brilliant to chat to online. Super Duper! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1154 / 1528
Frances says...
TOYOTA PRIUSWe did a lot of research before contacting LingsCars for our new Toyota Prius lease car. All of it said Ling was a great company to use. They weren't wrong! Ling has kept contact, nagged me and kept me informed every step of the way. Thanks . Love all the little Chinese sweeties. Delivery was excellent.

Frances Higgins
Blue Skies School
Fort Pitt House Annexe
New Road
Rochester
ME1 1DX


Editor Note: Fran, well, you are now greener than grass! You can drive around all day and emit less CO2 than a cow! How good is that? It was really brilliant dealing with you. You run Blue Skies, a new school, based in Medway, which offers a unique service to children with social and communication difficulties. It is a caring school with an holistic approach towards education. So, now you have a caring, holistic approach to motoring, too. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1074 / 1528
Susan says...
 Delighted to have just received my second Mercedes (an SLK) from Ling. If you enjoy cars and like to have good reliable cars at a competitive rate then this is for you. Would recommend to anyone wanting to lease. Only criticism - you get the model in stock. Don't get to choose colour. Excellent delivery, reliable, on time.

Susan Whiting
7 Rooks View
Bobbing
Sittingbourne
ME9 8GB


Editor Note: Susan, well, you had one of the very last cars available at this rate so you had to accept what was left. This car replaces a C-Class coupe that you had previously. A Mercedes sportscar for Vauxhall money... Silver with leather seats, that's what most people choose anyway with these cars, so not too much of a pain to have to have the silver car. Glad you are so happy, talk in a couple of years!! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1041 / 1528
Steve says...
CarLing, it took a while to get used to your crazy site, but the service I received was first rate. My C4 Grand Picasso arrived at 6.30 am (I asked for an early delivery) all the way from XXX XXX. The delivery driver was courteous and was happy to spend time going over the vehicle. I will be contacting you in the near future!

Steve Pilcher
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Maidstone
ME14 ***


Editor Note: You are Managing Director of a Fire Engineering company, so I appreciate the comments about my service. Always pleased to deal with company bosses! I am surprised you wanted an Iron Grey C4 GP, not a bright red one, hahaha. It could have doubled as a fire engine for your business. See you in 2-years, Steve! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 977 / 1528
Neil says...
CarAll questions dealt with quickly. Astra turned up better than expected much easier to deal with leasing than buying. If I am to lease another it will be without doubt through Ling. The dealer messed me about with delivery dates - not happy with that.

Neil Carman
36 Leigh Avenue
Maidstone
ME15 9UY


Editor Note: Neil, well, I am yet to find a Vauxhall dealer who DOESN'T mess about. It is the most challenging thing, they all seem very unconcerned with customers. However... you got a very cheap deal on an Astra 1.7 Diesel and you should be OK with that. Really sorry for the poor Vauxhall dealers. Glad to hear that you will be back, next time I will try shooting the dealer in Chinese Government fashion, it may help. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 810 / 1528
Robert says...
CarAfter being a "wage slave" and driving a company car for 34 years, I became self-employed last year. Deciding on contract hire, I settled on LINGsCARS based on value. Having dealt with Ling and her team, I found that it's about more than just price, it's about excellent customer service delivered in a fun way! Good delivery of my new Alfa 159 Sportwagon, from Scotland, but very good phone support on delivery.

Robert Stearn
28 Claremont Road
Vinters Park
Maidstone
ME14 5LZ


Editor Note: Wow, how good is this letter? I am so pleased to win you over from the "price" argument to "service". Although I do supply at the cheapest rates, I do not let that spoil having a good time and giving the best service to my customers, like you, Robert. You got a stylish, fun estate car at a brilliant price! Enjoy it, in Kent! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 654 / 1528
Andy says...
CarHi Ling

Just wanted to say thank you very much for the wonderful service you provided. The Volvo C70 arrived today & wowowow !!! it looks absolutely stunning. Unlike cars I've had delivered before, this was delivered in showroom condition.

I will only use you for my cars in the future. Once again ... THANKS VERY MUCH. Best wishes for the future.

Andy Hinchcliffe
8 Ashcroft Road
Frindsbury
ME3 8GS


Editor Note: Andy, so glad the C70 Convertible arrived in showroom condition. I give my dealers hell when they mess up, and I come in from stick from idiots from Automotive Management because they don't think my cars can arrive in great shape. Make sure you take your umbrella when you go for a drive, it is raining in Gateshead today. Simply wait until next May, and then you can have the roof down all the time. I've checked your date of birth, make sure you glue on your hair! :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 561 / 1528
Peter says...
Car
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LINGsCARS = Cool!

A very easy buying experience - well done!

Peter Holland
538 Loose Road
Maidstone
ME15 9UF


Editor Note: Peter, short and snappy letter, but sometimes the shortest are the best. Size does not matter, hehehe (as many Chinese know). Your Zafira went like clockwork, I am looking at my deal notes and it was so smooth we only exchanged a few emails. Thanks! Glad you enjoyed the experience. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 529 / 1528
Kairen says...
NISSAN NOTE"From start to finish, the experience was professional and fun! I felt that I received personal service (you did - Ling) and was given all the information I required to make the best choice for me. Many thanks."

Kairen Stammers
7 Coes Green
Chattenden
Rochester
ME3 8PY


Editor Note: Well, you were wonderful customer, Kairen. So nice to deal with. Nissan Note is a very cheap and fun car at these prices, hope I saved you a fortune! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 472 / 1528
Maurice says...
NISSAN X-TRAIL"Thank you! Top class service. Personal and speedy. Excellent car delivery!"

Maurice Dunk
29 Shurland Avenue
Sittingbourne
ME10 4QT


Editor Note: Bloody short and sweet letter, but that is kind as it saves me typing, hehehehe. Enjoy X-Trail, cheap big car, Maurice! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 417 / 1528
Susan says...
 "Great help from Jon whilst you were on holiday in China, Ling. Fast and easy way to get a car. I'm still confused between a contract-hire and a lease car! My car was changed at late notice, I had to take a silver and not a black car."

Susan Whiting
7 Rooks View
Bobbing
Sittingbourne
ME9 8GB


Editor Note: Susan, yes, I know all about your car. I had a limited number of very cheap Mercedes C-Class Sports 1.8 C160 (122bhp) Coupes and I can only juggle colours and availability with what is physical at the time. Cars are allocated on a basis of first documents in, first car allocated - and someone was faster in getting the Black car. How else can I do this? Documents should be sent by special delivery in these situations - and Jon said you didn't. Really hard to be rotten about this, but to me it is one of the most difficult decisions, so I simply use the order of receiving your stuff; totally fair but hard to do. I can't build and paint the cars myself and can only sell what's there I'm afraid. Plus, the car was SO cheap, just £231+VAT/mth. I've checked the email logs and Jon kept you informed the minute he got the info about the car. Contract Hire is pure rental, Lease comes in many flavours often including a balloon payment etc. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 410 / 1528
Judy says...
 "Hi Ling, hope you are well. Just wanted to say thank you for giving such a great service. It's been really quick and the price was fantastic. Delivery was excellent , good service, thanks. I've recommended you to a number of business associates (will I get commission???) :). The Mazda RX-8 is just perfect, I love it!"

Judy Taylor
Fete and Fiesta Ltd
Unit 156, Enterprise Close
Rochester
ME2 4SY


Editor Note: Zoom, Zoom, Judy! Yep, your proposal zoomed through and the car zooooomed to your door. Quick and easy, eh, and now you are zooooming around Kent! Commission is a possibility, but for it to be worthwhile (£20 seems mean) I would have to increase prices and join other businesses in raising my overheads. I'm afraid you will have to settle for a warm feeling inside - Ling



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Customer Letter: 158 / 1528
Jamie says...
This is the best service I have ever come across!

Jamie
Address withheld
Maidstone
ME15 ***


Editor Note: Jamie, how kind you are. Competitors are finding out I'm best, too - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 125 / 1528
Kevin says...
CarTo Lovely Ling Valentine (Hmmmm, - Ling),

Excellent service and so user friendly. Our new Renault Scenic is a brilliant car and at a fabulous price.

It was delivered on time with good pre-delivery inspection. The dealer was excellent. You are going to be stuck with the Richmans for life.

Kevin Richman
17 Leet Close
Eastchurch
Sheerness
ME12 4EE


Editor Note: Kevin, I know you will be happy with Scenic, I run one myself; very nice cars! Thanks for nice words - Ling



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Wah! Black Friday has long been most important day of year for Great Satan retail sector. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 08:50



Wah! old bill bobbys were called to 24-hour Tesco supermarket in Glasgow amid reports of scuffles as shoppers queued for Black Friday bargains. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:43



Wah! Seven mental health patients having killed themselves in Province of Engrish running-dogs since 2012 after being told there were no hospital beds for them, lah, Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation has learned. I read you little red book! - news replorted 08:20



Wah! Which singer didn't wanting Taylor Swift playing flemale human person's in movie? - news replorted 08:16



Wah! The government is reviewing way grey squirrels numbers managed in Province of Engrish running-dogs, lah, and is assessing whether more needs to be done to control numbers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:15



Wah! JLR Advanced and Higher Apprentices with Range Rover Hybrid Jagluar Land Rover, lah, UK’s largest automotive employer, lah, held event for its bloody annoying Blitish suppliers this week to share best prac - news replorted 08:00



Wah! The fashion world is joining in fight against Ebola virus - supermodel Naomi Campbell has launched pop-up shop in London (capital of Great England) to raise funds to help human bliengs in affected countries. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:57



Wah! Former Rangers owner Craig Whyte expected to appear in court in Glasgow in connection with fraud investigation into 2011 sale of club, lah, - news replorted 07:48



Wah! Auto Trader has forged new strategic partnership with Glass’s which will enable development of new ways to search - news replorted 07:43



Wah! Jody Davies with registration 25 O which sold for RMB Yuan #518,000 DVLA Personalised Registrations has set new British record for personalised registration sold by Agency after 25 - news replorted 07:37



Wah! The bloody annoying Blitish housing market is continuing to slow, lah, Nationwide says, lah, with annual house price inflation falling to 8.5% in November. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 07:23



Wah! Cricket Australia will old investigation into player safety following death of Test batsman Phillip Hughes. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:14



Wah! Black Friday gets off to early start as old bill bobbys called to Tesco store in Cardiff after reports of clashes between clustomlers as store opened just after midnight. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 07:12



Wah! Power generation capitalist entity Drax is hit with RMB Yuan #28m financial penalty after failing to meet targets to provide energy efficiency measures to homes. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:07



Wah! A huge clean-up operation is under way in Australian city of Brisbane after it was hit by its worst storm in three decades. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:03



Wah! How does damn crazy Engrish baseball game move on after Australia batsman Phillip Hughes died from injuries sustained on field? - news replorted 06:56



Wah! Wales' 22 councils having until midnight to let Welsh-go-go-gochly sheep friendly human bliengs government knowing whether they in favour of merging with other local authorities - news replorted 06:56



Wah! The Deputy First dodgy minister Martin McGuinness and Secretary of State Theresa Villiers to attend British-Irish Council summit in Isle of Man on Friday. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 06:41



Wah! Stormont's Standards and Privileges Committee is expected to publish report on conduct of First dodgy minister Peter Robinson and male gender human bleing's wife Iris on Friday. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 06:33



Wah! Tourists from US, lah, Australia, lah, Brazil, lah, Germany and Japan can now getting visas on arrival in India after country extended its limited scheme. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 06:24



Wah! A couple say local authority set out to adopt their grandson despite fact they wantinged to care for him and male gender human bleing's elder brother. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 06:01



Wah! Seven mental health patients having killed themselves in Province of Engrish running-dogs since 2012 after being told there were no hospital beds for them, lah, Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation learns. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:00



Wah! Namibians voting to elect country's new president and parliament - in what is first electronic national election in Africa. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 05:33



Wah! India's third quarter GDP figures due out on Friday - and could indicate whether prime dodgy minister's recent reforms bearing fruit. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 05:20



Wah! Crowd surge fears at four supermarkets in London (capital of Great England) spark calls to old bill bobbys as shoppers hunt for bargains on peak shopping day imported from America. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 04:57



Wah! A Siberian tiger, lah, released into wild by Russian President Vladimir Putin, lah, has apparently been killing animals on Super-Duper-Chinese-State farm. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 03:33



Wah! Pope Francis is set to visit Turkey for what is being billed as historic trip to help interfaith dialogue in country. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 03:19



Wah! Plans that require schools to help prevent pupils becoming radicalised place too much of burden on education regulator Ofsted, lah, chief Church of Province of Engrish running-dogs education officer says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 03:07



Wah! French President Francois Hollande is to arrive in Guinea, lah, first Western leader to visit nation hit hard by deadly Ebola virus. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:58



Wah! Could NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) year be answer to our big number problems? - news replorted 02:55



Wah! Thousands of human bliengs expected to descend on retailers to pick up bargain. Sweet sour chicken feet time! But why is it called 'Black Friday'? Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation explains. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:52



Wah! The radio show that got schoolchildren singing - news replorted 02:44



Wah! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Click looks at some of week's technology highlights. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:25



Wah! Two young patients who having spent clock time result in Africa tested at hospital in Newcastle for Ebola after displaying viral symptoms. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:00



Wah! The field of geo-engineering - where humans intervene to change climate - throws up fascinating ideas, lah, and nightmare scenarios. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:49



Wah! The profile of chess has dipped since days of Bobby Fischer - but that does not mean it is not in rude health, lah, says David Edmonds. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:48



Wah! Camera traps, lah, used by project assessing radioactive exposure impacts on wildlife, lah, record first photos of "Dear Leader" Brown bear in Chernobyl's exclusion zone. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 01:23



Wah! A New Zealand man serving life sentence for child molestation and murder who escaped to Brazil has been deported to male gender human bleing's home country. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 01:16



Wah! An Edinburgh square is to be named in honour of silly kick-kick game players and supporters who served in first of Sporting Battalions of WW1. - news replorted 01:03



Wah! Cricket fans and players from around world pay their tributes to Australia batsman Phillip Hughes, lah, who died aged 25. - news replorted 01:00



Wah! David Cameron is preparing to deliver speech outlining male gender human bleing's plans to reduce immigration from EU - after figures revealed net migration had risen above 2010 levels. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:59



Wah! Francis Crawford of Lymond has topped poll of favourite Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs book characters carried out as part of Book Week ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:58



Wah! Oil exporting nations agreed to keep pumping oil at its current levels - move that sparked new falls in price of oil. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! What will be effect in Asia? - news replorted 00:56



Wah! Saving Kenya's children born of incest from death sentence - news replorted 00:46



Wah! A mother's decision to leave Whatsapp chat group goes viral - news replorted 00:40



Wah! How Korea helped prostitutes work near Great Satan military bases - news replorted 00:18



Wah! Finding bounty in depths of Davy Jones's locker - news replorted 00:16



Wah! The rubbish collector left on scrap heap as male gender human bleing's city goes green - news replorted 00:13



Wah! The runners who race each other with their dogs - news replorted 00:13



Wah! The Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation has been allowed inside London's Olympic Stadium to film construction of arena's new roof. Firecracker break! BANG BANG! - news replorted 00:13



Wah! When sand dune in Tunisia threatened to swallow up Mos Espa - childhood home of Darth Vader - Star Wars fans teamed up with tourist chiefs to take action. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 00:13



Wah! A continuing teacher recruitment shortage may prompt schools to look abroad for new teachers, lah, experts say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:10



Wah! On what politicians' economic metaphors trying to convey - news replorted 00:10



Wah! New ways to stop your as really velly special customer's smartphone running out of battery - news replorted 00:07



Wah! A report from bloody annoying Blitish parliament says Facebook, I confusing myself again!! Taking too much bloody MSG, OK, OK, lah, Twitter (follow me @LINGsCARS!) and other social networking firms need to make their terms and conditions clearer. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 00:04



Wah! Too few toddlers and young children having seasonal influenzingler achoo achoo vaccine, lah, chief medical officer for Province of Engrish running-dogs warns. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:00



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