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Kabir says...
HONDA CR-VHi Ling, thank you for your efficient and quality service in relation to my Honda CRV. I managed to do all communications online without having to telephone once! Good delivery.

Kabir Hussain
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Editor Note: This is my goal! To have a truly online service that is 10 times better than traditional methods. I NEVER heard your voice, yet I feel I got to know you well, and you are very happy. This efficiency means cheaper cars, which is what matters. Have a great time in the CRV! Thanks, Kabir. - Ling



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CarHello Ling,

A very different and "unique" way of doing business, strangely enjoyable if a little eccentric! Nonetheless, would definitely recommend your approach to others, not sure about the sweets, though!

Good delivery of my new Audi A3. My best regards,

Nick Jacobs
Millharbour Print Ltd
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Cranbourne Industrial Estate
Cranbourne Road
Potters Bar
EN6 3JN


Editor Note: Nick, hahahaha, another victim of the poison sweets. The sweets are a luck-of-the-draw thing, it depends what terrible ones are available when I go to China. Never mind, you seem happy with the Audi A3, enjoy! I give you hyperlink for Google benefit. - Ling



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Richard says...
CarDear Ling,

Our new metallic black 2.0 SDI Golf arrived on Friday and is fantastic - Thank you very much.

Both my wife and I are really pleased with the car and would like to thank you for a wonderful and easy to use service - it was painless :). Many thanks again.

Richard and Jane Botham
28 Victoria Road
New Barnet
EN4 9PF


Editor Note: Richard and Jane, I'm very glad you are pleased. I used to live in Whetstone, so not too far from you. It was really easy to nip down into Chinatown, and I miss that! Hope you REALLY enjoy car for next couple of years! - Ling



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Warning! This website is seriously addictive and can seriously affect your work rate!

Daniel Beacock
59 West End Lane
Barnet
EN5 2SB


Editor Note: Daniel, maybe you confusing me with asian babe porn site? Congratulations on winning teeshirt in my quiz! - Ling



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