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Customer Letter: 1339 / 1529
Kabir says...
HONDA CR-VHi Ling, thank you for your efficient and quality service in relation to my Honda CRV. I managed to do all communications online without having to telephone once! Good delivery.

Kabir Hussain
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Editor Note: This is my goal! To have a truly online service that is 10 times better than traditional methods. I NEVER heard your voice, yet I feel I got to know you well, and you are very happy. This efficiency means cheaper cars, which is what matters. Have a great time in the CRV! Thanks, Kabir. - Ling

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CarHello Ling,

A very different and "unique" way of doing business, strangely enjoyable if a little eccentric! Nonetheless, would definitely recommend your approach to others, not sure about the sweets, though!

Good delivery of my new Audi A3. My best regards,

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Editor Note: Nick, hahahaha, another victim of the poison sweets. The sweets are a luck-of-the-draw thing, it depends what terrible ones are available when I go to China. Never mind, you seem happy with the Audi A3, enjoy! I give you hyperlink for Google benefit. - Ling

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CarDear Ling,

Our new metallic black 2.0 SDI Golf arrived on Friday and is fantastic - Thank you very much.

Both my wife and I are really pleased with the car and would like to thank you for a wonderful and easy to use service - it was painless :). Many thanks again.

Richard and Jane Botham
28 Victoria Road
New Barnet

Editor Note: Richard and Jane, I'm very glad you are pleased. I used to live in Whetstone, so not too far from you. It was really easy to nip down into Chinatown, and I miss that! Hope you REALLY enjoy car for next couple of years! - Ling

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