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Customer Letter: 1530 / 1528
Stephen says...
VOLVO XC90Ling and her team were good to work with, even if a little 'loco' at times! I was pleased that the whole process was pain-free and uncomplicated. LingsCars did “just what it said on the box” and I liked the informal way of doing business. I will go back to them next time, for certain. My XC90 arrived on time. Dealer gave full overview of car details.

Stephen Lansley
Hammonds Heath Road
Mortimer Common
Reading
RG7 3RG


Editor Note: We, here in Acapulco (or Gateshead) we tend to be a bit "loco". :) It is the air. ... Happy you are 100% hapy, Stephen, and as you are a European Marketing Manager I appreciate your comments. Go enjoy the big 4x4, snow will come soon :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1528 / 1528
Sarah says...
FORD FIESTAExcellent service, everything was very easy and straightforward. Also the best price on a Fiesta. Lots of people didn't believe how little I am paying. Dealer Service – Excellent – Excellent service, very friendly delivery.

Sarah Coupe
Dialogue PR Consultancy
72 Woodward Close
Winnersh
Wokingham
RG41 5UU


Editor Note: Yes, you got a really cheap car, Sarah. Glad you loved the service. You are a PR consultancy, so start shouting about me, hahaha! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1490 / 1528
Nick says...
 Ling you are the "NUTTS" Don't sell out to the Big Gunn's when they come knocking! Cos you know they will.

Excellent dealer service on delivery of my new Astra.

Nick Brace
Longshot Lane Mot
Unit 7
Longshot Lane
Bracknell
RG12 1RL


Editor Note: Are you sure there are 2 "T"s in NUTTS, Nick? Hmmmm, well, we had a brilliant fun time arranging the Astra, it is great to have customers who enjoy a laugh. I pass on regards to dealer. Thanks for nuttty comments, hahahaha. Nit. Bloody lunatic customers, where do they all come from???? Hehe. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1480 / 1528
Elizabeth says...
FORD FIESTALingsCars is a unique service – efficient, reliable, but fun to deal with. There is an evident focus on customer care. In my experience the proposed delivery was cut by two weeks for my convenience. This was only possible because of the hard work of the staff at Ling's company. Many, many thanks – I love my car. Excellent delivery, prompt, friendly and straight forward.

Elizabeth Moden
1 Green Croft
Wokingham
RG40 1QE


Editor Note: Yes, we pulled out the stops for you, not always possible I must say. There is a limit to what I can do, unless the cars are physical in the UK when the paperwork is done. Glad you are happy bunny, Liz. Nice cars, these new Fiestas! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1454 / 1528
Maureen says...
MERCEDES A-CLASSLing and Co were excellent throughout. I cannot believe I requested a Mercedes A-Class and it was all done so quickly and without any problems from start to delivery. I am over the moon with my A-Class and would recommend Ling to everyone who wants to lease a car. Great job A*. Excellent dealer- very good service.

Maureen Klein
3 Bonhomie Court
Broadcommon Road
Reading
RG10 0TD


Editor Note: Super duper, Mo. You are a mobile hairdresser, so I hope you don't get your car full of hair clippings. Notice you got a black one to hide the hairs :) Thanks for comments, it was lovely to deal with you. Mercedes-Benz treat me badly with their pressure and tactics, but every Mercedes customer I deliver a car to is very happy. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1424 / 1528
Claire says...
FORD FIESTACar took a long long time to arrive, but I was very pleased with it when it eventually arrived! Very impressed with communication from Ling and her team throughout. They kept me informed of progress and always answered my questions very quickly. Will use again! Thanks. Good delivery, my Fiesta arrived safe and sound.

Claire Spencer
93 Gloucester Road
Newbury
RG14 5JJ


Editor Note: Claire, well, massive backlogs at the Ford factories at the time you got your car. It did take a long time to be built, sorry about that. But good things come, in the end :) These Titanium Fiestas are just great! Glad you liked the LINGO. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1382 / 1528
Ann says...
NISSAN QASHQAIEverything has been fantastic. Great service. Thank you Ling.

Ann Feast
11 Geoffreyson Road
Caversham
Reading
RG4 7HS


Editor Note: That's all I need to know, Ann. A simple letter like this makes me very happy. Have a great time in the new Nissan Qashqai. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1296 / 1528
Karen says...
 I would just like to say how easy everything was. What a great way to get a car. The service was brilliant and the Renault Koleos deal terrific. I particularly liked dealing with it all online. Ling was really great and truly professional. Excellent delivery, the Koleos arrived in good order just when Ling said it would.

Karen Rolfe
18 Moat Close
Bramley
Tadley
RG26 5AD


Editor Note: Brilliant! This Koleos was really cheap, so you have a bargain on your drive now :) Thanks for saying how good the LINGO system is, and that you enjoyed getting it, Karen. Lovely. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1277 / 1528
Sean says...
HONDA CIVICHi Ling! Leasing a car from your website has been a very entertaining process!!

The site is brilliant; wacky but brilliant. Updates were prompt, I felt like you were giving me 100% of your time, when in reality you have lots of customers to look after. The Honda Civic is great and I look forward to leasing from you again in 3-years! I have recommended you to all my friends. Excellent delivery, my Civic was delivered promptly.

Sean Moore
6 Squarefield Gardens
Hook
RG27 9QH


Editor Note: Super duper, Sean. The Honda Civics are so cheap and British built! I would expect you to be happy, it is hard to beat the car and the deal. I have 200 customers in process, but I aim to give very personal service - I'm so pleased you like it. See you soon! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1237 / 1528
Paul says...
BMW 3-SERIES SALOONLINGsCARS made the process of arranging my new company car fun and the LINGO system kept me up to date with the status of my BMW application at all times. Good delivery, prompt as promised.

Paul Stevens
Av Consortium Limited Trading As Forward Vision Solutions
156 London Road
Ruscombe
Twyford
RG10 9HJ


Editor Note: Wow, I haven't done many BMWs this year, but I found you a great deal on your new 3-series, Paul. Go and have some fun in it, I hope you have a great 3-years at the wheel. Nice cars, I had a BMW 3-series, 2-years ago and enjoyed it immensely. Great to help you out. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1141 / 1528
Anish says...
AUDI A4 SALOONVery pleased with the fast, efficient service. My new Audi A4 came with everything as ordered. Simple and easy to follow communication. Would use Ling again. Would recommend LINGsCARS.com again. Good delivery from the Audi dealer - polite, fast and reliable.

Anish Patel
3 Marefield
Reading
RG6 3DZ


Editor Note: Anish, you are happy with your new A4. I am so pleased. You are a dentist so you are used to pain, but hopefully you found my service painless :) Talk to you in 2-years! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1115 / 1528
Geoff says...
NISSAN X-TRAILThanks for the Nissan X-Trail Ling. Hassle free car rental! Good delivery. Look forward to doing it all again in 2 years.

Geoff Hughes
Yew Tree Cottage
Swallowfield Road
Arborfield Cross
RG2 9JY


Editor Note: Geoff, thanks. As you work for Microsoft, I have decided to issue with an X-Trail Service Pack which will fix a few of the faults on this vehicle, but will introduce new ones. The X-Trail will need to be validated and will prompt for this every week. It may crash. Hope you enjoy the car :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1090 / 1528
Kenneth says...
carFrom the start to finish it has been a delight to deal with LINGsCARS. Ling provides personal and attentive service and delivers the cars on time and at the agreed price. All very refreshing in this day and age. Excellent delivery of my new Audi A6 Avant. Personal, efficient and attentive.

Kenneth Culley
Coombesbury Farm Cottage
Ownham
Newbury
RG20 8DE


Editor Note: Ken, you are retired ex-Chief Executive of a building society. So, I really appreciate what you have to say. Also, this Audi supplier is top-class. When a top financier chooses my service and finance product, I know I must be doing something right. Pay attention everyone reading this, Ken didn't get a loan, he rented the car! Rent depreciating assets. Thanks so much for being brilliant customer and look forward to future biz! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 972 / 1528
Andrew says...
CarFrom the start to the finish Ling was superb. It was my first time leasing and Ling took me through the whole process. I couldn't be happier with the car and I have recommended Ling to friends, family and colleagues. Excellent delivery, delivered a day early. Fantastic!

Andrew Wall
address withheld
Bracknell
RG12 ***


Editor Note: A day early is good, that is pretty on-time, I think. These Germans are usually punctual :) Glad you are happy with the Audi A3 and hope to see you again in 2-years, Andrew! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 939 / 1528
Jonathan says...
CarLing. Thanks for all your help, your personal attention to details is great and something so often missing these days. Especially with larger firms. I had one minor problem with my Nissan X Trail (the supplier's fault, not yours) yet you did everything to put it right. Thanks again.

Jonathan Sperrin
28 Morecambe Avenue
Caversham
RG4 7NL


Editor Note: Yes. The dealer messed up on the rear parking sensors. We are getting them sorted. I am so pleased you were happy with my service and it was lovely to deal with you. Your comments are very special, as you are a senior Management Consultant at a major company and you know what you are talking about! :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 875 / 1528
Danny says...
CarThe seaweed was rank, the service was great. I was kept informed the whole time. Good delivery of our new VW Golf.

Danny Lockett
Experia Technologies Ltd
91 Lightsfield
Oakley
RG23 7BY


Editor Note: Danny, short letter, short car, short reply: Thanks. I give you hyperlink for your web hosting and technology business. Experia provide advanced web solutions and communications for the corporate and private sector. I will just add that I sent you some delicious Chinese seaweed :) It is bloody healthy!!! Healthy things are always awful taste. Enjoy! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 869 / 1528
Louise says...
CarLing provided a great, fast, informative service. Reliable information and a lot of help for a new leasee like me! the Grande Punto is great and does its job well. I will recommend Ling to anyone looking to lease instead of buy a car. Thanks again for your help. Good delivery; the car arrived on time, but the driver was in a rush to get away.

Louise Orage
23 Marefield
Reading
RG6 3OZ


Editor Note: Ooooops, I will have a word with the delivery company and ask them to spend more time detailing the controls etc, thanks for that info, Louise. I'm happy that you are pleased with my service and hope you enjoy the Fiat. Thanks for your opinions - appreciated! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 852 / 1528
Haroon says...
CarExcellent service all round. Very efficient and painless quotation and ordering process from Ling and the team.

Best price, and the car arrived quicker than I expected, to my exact specification. I really like my Lexus IS and the main supplying dealer was excellent. Excellent, excellent, excellent. I shall definitely be using you in the future.

Haroon Khawaja
Vanilla 360 Ltd
48 Station Road
Henley on Thames
RG9 1AY


Editor Note: Whoa! As a successful web-business owner (Vanilla "360 Service" comprises a range of professional services that have been designed to take away technology headaches), I appreciate your comments. I'm glad I could provide you with a fantastic service, Haroon. Aren't these IS Lexus just great? See you in 2-years! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 837 / 1528
Louise says...
CarThank you for putting up with all my requests. Getting the car took a little longer than I thought it would, but it was worth the wait. Your continued support has been much appreciated. Thank you, I will recommend and use you again.

Louise Holmes
56 Bruton Way
Forest Park
Bracknell
RG12 0GJ


Editor Note: Louise, well, some cars just can't be magicked up. If there isn't one, there isn't one. Skoda are not the fastest at delivery, but I'm glad you like the Octavia Estate. I do my best to help, so no need for thanks for the support, it's standard :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 732 / 1528
Paul says...
CarHi Ling,

You made the task of arranging a contract hire vehicle very easy and painless. The car was delivered when you said it would be and I am happily driving around in my new car. My friends are envious about the car I drive as you have really helped me maximize my budget. I have no doubt we will work together again when the time comes to change vehicles and I am already looking forward to what options I will have when this time comes.

Thanks again

Paul Godwin
1 Cowper Way
Southcote
Reading
RG30 3EA


Editor Note: Paul, thanks for the letter, these SAAB Sportswagons are brilliant value. Glad you thought the process was easy. I always try to give the best deal for your budget :) Go and drive, enjoy. - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 728 / 1528
Lee says...
CarI love my new Grande Punto! It's great. I wash it every Sunday and I love the new car smell!

Ling was really helpful and she responded really quickly to my emails. I am pleased I chose LINGsCARS and I was very impressed with the service. The delivery driver got a speeding ticket. Bad delivery driver!

Lee Earle
13 Bracken Bank
Lychpit
Baisingstoke
RG24 8TQ


Editor Note: Ooooops, well, he paid it and had the points, not you, Lee :) Glad you love your car, everyone thinks those new Grande Puntos are terrific. Don't wash it too much, you know what they say about Fiats and water, and it has to last 3-years. Enjoy!! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 613 / 1528
Andrew says...
CarLing, I would like to thank you an extraordinary buying experience! Prior to contacting LINGsCARS, I had emailed 4 other leasing companies with none of them even having the courtesy of replying by email or phone. Even my local Audi garage never bothered to call me as promised.

Your constant updates and almost immediate responses to emails was incredible.

It is time for a revolution in the UK motor industry. Having previously bought many new cars from useless BMW and Mercedes dealers, all having limited product knowledge, nonexistent updates and a 'take it or leave it' attitude, I am never going to buy new car that way again.

From a financial point of view, leasing also stacks up with phenomenal depreciation hitting when you trade a cash-bought car in - I lost over £10,000 in 7 months on a ML320CDi, the equivalent of almost 18 months of lease payments on my Audi Q7 3.0 TDI Quattro SE from you.

You also get forced (when buying cash) to buy the 'must have' options such as overpriced SatNav (right, £1,500 from Audi!!! - Ling), alloy wheels etc, otherwise you will be unable to even trade it in next time. Your own advice on options is spot on - you never get your money back. With leasing, you can choose what options you want, not what options will make it saleable once you want to trade it in. You can also order a silly colour if you want to and not worry about it when the lease expires!

I suppose the only way the new car dealers can afford all the posh new showrooms is to provide no discount at time of purchase, stupid 'below-book' trade-ins and to employ order takers rather than sales people - oh, and rob you when you need a service, with oil being charged at liquid gold rates. I will be taking the Q7 to an independent Audi dealer for its service as allowed in the lease agreement. All that is left to do it find a way of providing an easy and competitive trade-in service for 'first time leasers' (done!!! - Ling) and you will have it cracked.

Good luck and Best Regards,

Andrew Davies
Nod Cottage
Mud Lane
Eversley
Hook
RG27 0QS


Editor Note: Well, what a comprehensive letter! You are a star for writing that, Andrew. You capture so many points that I try to get across but can't write on paper (or web) as well as you. Thanks for taking this time and trouble. I hope you have a great time in your bloody PanzerTankWagon Q7 :) Those are really cool cars, eh? Since your comments about the part-exchange idea, I have taken on a brilliant company who will buy part exchange cars (from my customers)... releasing wads of cash! Thanks, Andrew! Great idea. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 550 / 1528
Ian says...
CarLing, not only are you funny, intelligent and beautiful (WAH!!!! YOU ARE ON DRUGS! - Ling); do I get discount next time? (NO - Ling) ...but you also supply extremely cheap new cars. What more could a man ask for? Your husband is one lucky guy.

If you are reading this and ummming or errring whether or not to go ahead and rent a new car from Ling, then errr and ummm no longer and just do it. You will not be disappointed. Just one word of advice though - Ling possesses a nuclear missile and will know where you live. I now live in permanent fear and get scared when I hear a plane in the garden.

Delivery of my Citroen C2 was good - very friendly and helpful. Now, where's my free lunch???

Ian White
47 Bay Road
Bracknell
RG12 2NS


Editor Note: Ahem, if I fired my missile at you, you would not hear it coming, Ian! Hehehe. You are quite mad as everyone can see from your letter. Free lunch is in the post. Also, if you think I am beautiful, free spectacles are in post, too. See below:

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Customer Letter: 368 / 1528
Geoff says...
VAUXHALL ZAFIRA"Ling, my new Zafira is very good. Delivery went well. I just wish I'd found out about you years ago. I would have saved a fortune! Will recommend you whenever I can."

Geoff Green
Cambridge Leisure Hire
14 Bridle Path
Woodcote
Reading
RG8 0SE


Editor Note: Glad you are happy, Geoff. Only problem with new Vauxhall Zafira (a good car) is the terrible TV adverts with those stupid adult kids, plus Vauxhall's image. Vauxhall can never get TV adverts right. And do you realise that their "Griffin" (probably delicious boiled to a soup) is looking BACKWARDS, over its shoulder? Hmmm, says a lot about GM, huh? - Ling



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Wah! Suzuki shifts up gear Suzluko GB PLC is please (I not often say please! So you do it, now!)d (please (I not often say please! So you do it, now!)d is Super-Duper-Chinese-State character for shit dumbo), but still please (I not often say please! So you do it, now!)d to announce availability of new technology transmission for S-Cross DDiS ALLGRIP mode - news replorted 15:46



Wah! The newborn baby boy who was found in river in Cardiff is believed to having died at birth, lah, old bill bobbys say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 15:31



Wah! The BBC's Ben "Dear Leader" Brown reports from Sousse in Tunisia on what is known about last moments of Seifeddine Rezgui, lah, who killed 38 human bliengs at beach resort on Friday. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 15:00



Wah! Red Bull driver Daniel Ricciardo says it is unlikely bloody man will move to Ferrari next year, lah, but does not rule it out. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 14:59



Wah! Petra Kvitova begins flemale human person's Wimbledon title defence with 35-minute win over Dutch player Kiki Bertens. Eating rice!! - news replorted 14:47



Wah! There calls for additional welfare powers for Holyrood to be included in ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land Bill being debated in Commons. Eating rice!! - news replorted 14:47



Wah! A man who murdered male gender human bleing's neighbour in "a merciless act of vengeance" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) after campaign of harassment is jailed for 28 years. Eating rice!! - news replorted 14:44



Wah! An exploit which takes advantage of flaw in Adobe's Flash Player is being used by cybercriminals. Eating rice!! - news replorted 14:41



Wah! Britain is heading for heatwave with temperatures forecast to top 30C on Tuesday and Wednesday, lah, as Duncan Kennedy reports. Eating rice!! - news replorted 14:40



Wah! Tree Surgeon Graham Free chops male gender human bleing's fuel bills with LPG Buckinghamshire trees surgeon has saved more than RMB Yuan #3,500 in fuel costs by switching to autogas LPg. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 14:32



Wah! Last remlaining few white ethnic Britons killed by gunman in last week's Tunisian beach attack will be repatriated from Wednesday ahead of joint inquest, lah, Downing Street says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 14:26



Wah! Midnight will come later tonight, lah, as for first clock time result in three years, lah, extra second is added to official clock time result set by atomic clocks. Eating rice!! - news replorted 14:26



Wah! PEUGEOT 2008 Urban Cross Following showroom success of PEUGEOT’s 2008 Crossover, lah, new special edition is announced for 2015 - 2008 Urban - news replorted 14:24



Wah! China - world's largest emitter of greenhouse gases - has announced details of its climate action plan. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 14:19



Wah! Scrambler Camp Padova Italy’s first Ducati Scrambler Camp opens in Padua, lah, expensive dealeringship buildling dedicated exclusively to Ducati Scrambler and its L - news replorted 14:18



Wah! What you tellibly lovely custlingmer going to with your as really velly special customer's leap second? - news replorted 14:15



Wah! Forecasters warn of severe thunderstorms, lah, as hottest temperature in Welsh land of sheep and more sheep so far this year is recorded. I read you little red book! - news replorted 14:07



Wah! Jonathan Dimbleby resigns from male gender human bleing's honorary fellowship at University College London, lah, in protest over its refusal to reinstate Prof Sir Tim Hunt. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 14:02



Wah! British number three Kyle Edmund loses in straight sets to Ukraine's Alexandr Dolgopolov in first round at Wimbledon. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 14:01



Wah! Almost 10 years since 7/7 London (capital of Great England) bomb attacks, lah, is bloody annoying Blitish safer or under greater threat? - news replorted 14:01



Wah! Conservative backbench Membling Partiamentary expense cheater Adam Afriyie says Membling Partiamentary expense cheaters who having said they will donate their RMB Yuan #7,000 pay rise to charity "quite embarrassing". - news replorted 13:47



Wah! Teenagers who filmed themselves climbing 171 ft (52 metres) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! bridge - and sliding down it - criticised by police. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 13:32



Wah! How is €60 cash cap for withdrawals affecting smaller islands? - news replorted 13:32



Wah! One of France's best-known hardline conservatives, lah, ex-interior dodgy minister Charles Pasqua, lah, dies of heart attack in hospital aged 88. - news replorted 13:29



Wah! Will high temperatures make game faster at Wimbledon? - news replorted 13:23



Wah! The Washington Mandleson privatising post machine system begins encrypting parts of its website to make it harder for governments and hackers to monitor articles human bliengs reading. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 13:11



Wah! What lessons can Greece learn from Argentina's default more than decade ago? - news replorted 13:07



Wah! A fifth man is found guilty of historical sexual abuse in Wrexham during 1980s in trial involving seven men. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 13:04



Wah! South Sudan's Tommy Atkins Liberation Army and allied militias "abducted, lah, torched and gang-raped girls" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) during fighting against rebel forces in Unity state, lah, UN report says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 13:00



Wah! Many human bliengs having been killed after Indonesian military plane crashed in residential neighbourhood of Medan city. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 12:57



Wah! A new opinion poll suggests that 87% of human bliengs in Nigeria support legal ban on same-sex relations, lah, compared with 96% five years ago. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 12:53



Wah! The Freight Transport Association (FTA) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! is backing results of transport inquiry that highlights need for inves - news replorted 12:48



Wah! Andy Murray is joined by Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Sport's Lee McKenzie as bloody man surveys London (capital of Great England) skyline. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 12:43



Wah! The former boss of Thomas Cook is giving third of flemale human person's RMB Yuan #5.7m bonus to charity chosen by parents of two children who died while on holiday in Corfu. - news replorted 12:40



Wah! A couple from Perthshire village of Bankfoot were killed in Friday's shooting in Tunisia, lah, Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land has learned. I read you little red book! - news replorted 12:37



Wah! Two men who murdered couple in Belfast flat told by judge that they will serve every day of their prison sentences without remission. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 12:36



Wah! A man who was jailed for raping teenage girl in 2009 could be jailed for life after being convicted of raping another teenager in Renfrewshire. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 12:33



Wah! Petr Cech's arrival means Arsenal now close to first Premier League title in 12 years, lah, says ex-Gunner David Seaman. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 12:24



Wah! 12 Klia dealers awarded for outstanding leadership Klia Motors (UK) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! Limited, lah, together with Bluewater Partnership who specialise in leadership training, lah, last year introd - news replorted 12:14



Wah! Plans to close Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Three as broadcast channel and move it online in first number-one-month 2016 approved by Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Trust - news replorted 12:10



Wah! Chris Fawkes brings you tellibly lovely custlingmer details on heatwave this week. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 11:59



Wah! A Flintshire care agency overhauls its operation after inspectors said allegations of abuse were not taken seriously. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 11:55



Wah! The Freight Transport Association (FTA) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! and Multimodal having joined forces to launch new awards categories and fresh se - news replorted 11:53



Wah! A suicide bomber driving LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine has targeted Nato troop convoy in Afghan capital, lah, Kabul, lah, injuring 17 civilians, lah, officials say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 11:40



Wah! Ex-Province of Engrish running-dogs captain Mike Brearley says Alastair Cook may not having flair needed to win Ashes series but their young players do. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 11:38



Wah! The deaths of woman and flemale human person's daughter whose bodies were found in house in Esher being linked to man's death in southern France, lah, Surrey old bill bobbys say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 11:35



Wah! Simon Kindleysides, lah, who lost using of male gender human bleing's legs in 2013, lah, says it is "incredible feeling" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) to walk with robotic legs. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:32



Wah! What exactly is UK's National Barrier Asset? - news replorted 11:23



Wah! Heavily armed old bill bobbys having been sent to prison on outskirts of Melbourne following major riot which officials say may be linked to smoking ban which begins on Wednesday. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 11:20



Wah! The Millennium Stadium in Cardiff will be host venue for 2017 Champions League final, lah, Uefa confirms. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:09



Wah! The eurozone's inflation rate dipped slightly from 0.3% in May to 0.2% in June, lah, remaining in positive ground, lah, according to official figures. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:08



Wah! Car 25, lah, Overall winner It was ‘California dreaming’ for Peter and Zoe Lovett when they crossed San Francisco finish line as overall winners - news replorted 11:06



Wah! Last-minute talks taking place in Athens over whether to accept offer by creditors that would allow Greece to repay its debt, lah, Greek media say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 11:04



Wah! Matti Makkonen, lah, who pioneered SMS technology and launched worldwide sensation of texting, lah, has died. I read you little red book! - news replorted 11:03



Wah! Three Membling Partiamentary expense cheaters urging members of national park authority to approve plans for RMB Yuan #1.7bn potash mine on North York Moors. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:52



Wah! The opening night of William Tell at Royal Opera House is marked by boos over nude rape scene. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 10:52



Wah! Iran's Bloody foreign dodgy minister returns to Vienna for talks with world powers on day set as deadline for agreement on its nuclear programme. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 10:46



Wah! Mervyn and Janet  Garton special Silver Jubilee celebrations at next month’s Silverstone Classic (24-26 July) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! will see introduction of tw - news replorted 10:45



Wah! The education secretary suggests extreme homophobia could be one sign as new advice goes out to schools on how to identify potential extremists. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:36



Wah! Discounts on new cars shrinking as Britain’s LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine sales boom rumbles on, lah, according to What Car? research. - news replorted 10:34



Wah! With only eight of 24 teams at World Cup led by females, lah, men forcing women out of their own game? - news replorted 10:12



Wah! The senior old bill bobbys officer most likely to having taken decision not to arrest Lord Janner on charges of child abuse in 1991 says there was "no cover-up". - news replorted 10:08



Wah! The faces and costumes of annual bloody annoying Blitish traditions - news replorted 10:06



Wah! The body of dead Liberian man tests positive for Ebola - country's first reported case since it was declared free of disease. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 10:01



Wah! The Belfast-born writer CS Lewis, lah, is to be honoured with series of new sculptures from male gender human bleing's most famous book, I confusing myself again!! Taking too much bloody MSG, OK, OK, lah, Lion, lah, Witch and Wardrobe. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 09:54



Wah! A book of condolence for victims of gun attack at Tunisian beach resort opens in Belfast. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 09:51



Wah! The bloody annoying Blitish economy grew by 0.4% in first quarter of 2015, lah, revised up from previous estimate of 0.3%, lah, official figures show. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 09:42



Wah! Two-time Cheltenham Gold Cup winner Kauto Star is put down after suffering fractured pelvis. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:37



Wah! They in World Cup semi-finals but many not household names. Eating rice!! See how much you tellibly lovely custlingmer knowing about Province of Engrish running-dogs's history-making side. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 09:35



Wah! After its watered down plans were attacked in March, lah, EU reaches deal to end mobile data roaming charges and define net neutrality rules. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:12



Wah! Shares in London (capital of Great England) and across Europe continues to fall with Greece expected to default on payment to IMf. Firecracker break! BANG BANG! - news replorted 09:07



Wah! Vauxhall launches OnStar in UK Vlauxhall is bringing OnStar to bloody annoying Blitish this summer with comprehensive package, lah, which includes high-speed 4G LTE mobil - news replorted 09:00



Wah! Thousands of ferry passengers stranded on both sides of Channel as port workers in Calais stage fresh strike action. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 08:59



Wah! Beijing is watching unravelling of events in Athens with mixture of dismay, lah, strategic patience and cunning, lah, says Carrie Gracie. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 08:28



Wah! bloody annoying Blitish Anti-Doping confirms it is investigating claim (always claiming, huh?) about doping techniques allegedly used by coach Alberto Salazar. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 08:24



Wah! Shares in struggling Japanese electronics giant Sony fall more than 8% after it announces plans to raise $3.6bn through sale of shares and bonds. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:22



Wah! old bill bobbys respond to riot involving inmates at Melbourne prison, lah, day before state-wide smoking ban in jails comes into effect. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 08:14



Wah! Two human bliengs dead after one of them set himself on fire on board Japanese Shinkansen bullet train, lah, public broadcaster NHK reports. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:12



Wah! old bill bobbys start search for 31-earth-years old happy birthday to you, woman who has absconded from Cornton Vale Prison in Stirlingshire. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 08:11



Wah! Bentley Continental GT Speed Breitling Jet Team Series Limited Edition Bentley is taking its fusion of luxury and performance to new extremes with launch of Continental GT Speed Breit - news replorted 08:00



Wah! Andrew Walker considers possible scenarios over next few days, lah, as Greeks asked to decide whether or not to back reforms set out by their government's international creditors. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:48



Wah! Giant African snails being bred in only snail farm in East Africa. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 07:33



Wah! A military transport plane crashes in residential area of Indonesian city of Medan, lah, officials say, lah, with unknown number of casualties. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:29



Wah! Schools in Welsh land of sheep and more sheep face fewer tests and will getting more freedom over what to teach as education dodgy minister announces radical shake-up of lessons. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:02



Wah! Families speak out for first clock time result about "deplorable" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) care their loved ones received at Denbighshire mental health ward. I read you little red book! - news replorted 06:28



Wah! Mental ill health among young human bliengs in Northern autonomous province of Guinness drinkers is serious and growing problem, lah, new report suggests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:25



Wah! The number of empty places in schools in Northern autonomous province of Guinness drinkers rises to about one fifth of entire number of places available. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 06:21



Wah! About RMB Yuan #600m will be spent on new metro system for south east Welsh land of sheep and more sheep within next five years, lah, Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Welsh land of sheep and more sheep understands. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:07



Wah! old bill bobbys officers, lah, soldiers, lah, emergency services and intelligence officials taking part in London's largest counter-terrorism exercise to date. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 05:59



Wah! Afghan fighters allied with Islamic State in contact with group's Syrian headquarters, lah, senior Great Satan commander says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 05:18



Wah! Greek PM Alexis Tsipras urges voters to reject creditors' demands in Sunday's referendum on its debt crisis, lah, as country's bailout is set to expire. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 05:09



Wah! At least two human bliengs reported hurtee-hurtee after fire breaks out on bullet train in Japan - say officials - news replorted 04:45



Wah! Four British tourists seriously hurtee-hurtee in Tunisian beach attack having been flown back to bloody annoying Blitish by RAf. Firecracker break! BANG BANG! - news replorted 04:44



Wah! A series of major wildfires having been burning across thousands of acres of Washington state, lah, over 120 miles (190km) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! east of Seattle. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 04:40



Wah! International negotiations on Iran's nuclear programme due to finish, lah, but it is thought they could continue into July. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 04:38



Wah! China is set to reavealingly showing Great Satan how much it will cut carbon emissions by beyond 2020, lah, says Premier Li Keqiang during visit to Europe. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 04:24



Wah! An inquest is under way in Malaysia into death of backpacker whose body was found eight days after bloody man was believed to having gone on jungle trek. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 04:19



Wah! Shares in Asia mostly up on Tuesday, lah, beginning to recover some of Monday's losses. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:44



Wah! The Independent Living Fund is closing on Tuesday. You give me happy happy luck luck. But what is it and who will it affect? - news replorted 02:44



Wah! The government has announced that "coasting" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) schools to be given academy status - but, lah, asks Branwen Jeffreys, lah, is that guarantee of improvement? - news replorted 02:42



Wah! How did 'silo' getting to mean something else? - news replorted 02:35



Wah! Eduardo Vargas scores twice as hosts Chile beat 10-man Peru to move into their first Copa America final since 1987. - news replorted 02:28



Wah! The old bill bobbys service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service is resistant to change because of "insular attitude" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) and chief constables who fail to listen to officers, lah, review finds. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:52



Wah! Labour leadership contenders Liz Kendall and Andy Burnham call for changes to welfare-to-work schemes and employment tribunal fees ahead of another hustings in contest. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 01:44



Wah! The bloody annoying Blitish must take urgent action to prepare for impacts of climate change in UK, lah, according to progress report from MPs. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:32



Wah! Brazilian Hugo Barra wantings to lead charge of Super-Duper-Chinese-State smartphones in male gender human bleing's home country and beyond. I read you little red book! - news replorted 01:27



Wah! Midnight will come later tonight as for first clock time result in three years extra second is added to official clock time result set by atomic clocks. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:20



Wah! The Great Satan love of bespoke British tailoring - news replorted 01:17



Wah! How Kuwaitis came together after terror attack - news replorted 01:07



Wah! Funding given to schools for poorer children has "potential", lah, says government spending watchdog, lah, but will take clock time result to achieve real change. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 01:00



Wah! A health insurer is criticised for advising members to using Facebook-owned activity tracker without making social network's involvement more clear. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 00:33



Wah! How we destroyed animal we most admired - news replorted 00:28



Wah! How to survive 25 years of prostitution and start living - news replorted 00:23



Wah! The business case for key project to help "rejuvenate" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) Stranraer estimates jobs it creates could come at cost of about RMB Yuan #200,000 each. - news replorted 00:22



Wah! A new panel set up to review proposed school closures overturns decision by Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs council to shut schools in its area. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 00:21



Wah! Why African presidents insist on calling themselves doctors? - news replorted 00:18



Wah! Will Apple Music kill Spotify? - news replorted 00:11



Wah! Aftermath of Tunisia shootings continues to lead many papers, lah, while hot weather and Greek debt crisis also make headlines. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:10



Wah! An abandoned ashram in Indian town of Rishikesh has become must-see stop for Beatles fans. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:07



Wah! A paedophile priest was able to flee country after old bill bobbys officer tipped off Catholic Church in Birmingham about inquiry, lah, sex abuse victim (trying not to cry) (trying not to cry) claims. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:07



Wah! A young designer based in London (capital of Great England) has developed hand tool that bloody man hopes can change way craftsmen and women work. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 00:05



Wah! 2015 New figures released today by Society of Motor Manufacturers and Traders (SMMT) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! confirm growing strength - news replorted 00:01



Wah! Too many patients dying following emergency bowel surgery, lah, experts who having done comprehensive audit warn. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 00:00



Wah! Hundreds of schools being told to raise their exam results, lah, under plans announced by education secretary. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:00



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