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Customer Letter: 1489 / 1528
Andrew says...
NISSAN QASHQAII simply cannot believe how easy leasing a car has been. In fact the most difficult part of the whole process was actually choosing a car that I wanted. There was so much choice!

I have never leased a car before and was rather pessimistic about leasing as I have always owned my car. One visit to LingsCars.com totally changed my mind as it listed all the costs, how it all worked and instant access to a member of staff who also were brilliant when I asked questions.

I am very happy with my new Qashqai and is the best decision I have ever made regarding cars as especially in this snowy weather the car is brilliant.

I can't ever see myself buying a car again; I just don't see the point. Especially with what Ling is offering. The customer service on the website is literally phenomenal and you know exactly where you stand all the time.

Thanks very much Ling.

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Andrew Appleyard
11 Fox Howe
Coulby Newham
Middlesbrough
TS8 0RU


Editor Note: What a long letter, lovely! You are a Programme Executive with the Prince's Trust, so you are an expert in excellence. I appreciate your comments. Thanks for that PHENOMENAL word, love it. Enjoy the bloody nice Qashqai, hope Charlie is impressed when he sees it! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1355 / 1528
Jayne says...
CITROEN C5First car I have leased. I found the service very professional, Ling is great to deal with, great sense of humour!! The website and secure LINGO system for communication is "Boss"!! Cannot speak highly enough! Good delivery of my new C5.

Jayne Wilson
Hollygarth
Carlton-in-Cleveland
Middlesbrough
TS9 7BB


Editor Note: Jayne, you are Op Manager for a company in Carlisle and I am so happy to get good reports like this from someone who deals with day-to-day operations. It means I am doing something right!!! Have a great time in the C5, and welcome to the world of leasing! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1320 / 1528
Jayne says...
CITROEN C5This was the first time I have had a car on contract hire and I was surprised how easy it was. I believe a lot of it was down to you. I can recommend you to anyone and have already done so. Many thanks. Good delivery. The CD installation let the dealer down, after 3 weeks I still don't have it fitted.

Jayne Wilson
Hollygarth
Carlton-in-Cleveland
Middlesbrough
TS9 7BB


Editor Note: Well, for the record, the supplier (today) said: "The company we use for CD players has let us down. He promised he could supply and fit the correct CD player but now he is saying he cannot and not phoning any of us back. Our parts department is ordering one from the factory which we will then go up and fit. I will give Mrs Wilson a call with an update. I did call Mr Wilson yesterday and explained what we were doing.". However, I am annoyed that it has to take this long for action, and the supplying Citroen dealer must take responsibility at an earlier stage. The dealer has been kicked. It is so important to give customers good service and it is always finance companies and dealers who let the side down. Soon, you will be able to blast out your CDs, Jayne! :) I must say, you do have a CD player in your car, just not the CD changer system. I would not allow you to have NO music :) Apart from that, thanks so much for the comments about my service. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1211 / 1528
Pamela says...
 I have recently leased a new Mazda 3 from Ling and have found the experience excellent. The information and communication throughout the deal from the first initial enquiry through to delivery of the car was first class. The security measures within Ling's site on line give confidence in the use of it. I would recommend Ling to everyone looking to have a lease car without all the sales hassle. Excellent service and delivered on time.

Pamela Atkinson
74 Cinnamon Drive
Trimdon Station
Durham
TS29 6NY


Editor Note: Wow! That is a hell of a nice letter about your Mazda 3 Takara! As you work as a Senior Admin in South Tyneside, I am very proud that you found my systems worked well. I give security the top priority. Thanks so much for the kind comments, this is what makes me happy at the end of the day. Enjoy the car, Pamela!!! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1108 / 1528
Lee says...
 A few hiccups with my new Chrysler 300C but Ling always replied and got on with it within minutes. First class service and plenty of humour, thank you very much, wouldn't go anywhere else. I never dealt with the dealer, only Ling.

Lee Rowney
The Car Warehouse
Snowdon Road
Middlesbrough
TS21LR


Editor Note: Lee, well, you should be glad you didn't deal with the dealer as these Chrysler dealers are not the best, and they caused the hiccups. At one stage they changed their mind on supply! But, you got a damn cheap car in the end and I'm so glad you enjoyed it. I am so pleased "The Car Warehouse" gets their director cars from me :). I have given you a hyperlink! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1027 / 1528
Steven says...
CarGreat service as ever Ling.

Steven Langley
Matrix Intelligence
Stratford House
Ramsgate
Stockton-on-Tees
TS18 1BS


Editor Note: Short letter writing competition WINNER! Save ink, save the environment :) Enjoy your Megane Sport Tourer, Steven. Matrix Intelligence is a UK designer and manufacturer of ruggedised digital CCTV video recorders. You specialise in mobile vehicle video recorders. You also supply niche covert surveillance recorders and undertake specialist projects to develop customised solutions. Hence the feeling I am being watched :). Despite very short letter, I give you hyperlink! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1026 / 1528
Peter says...
CarThe only problem with leasing a vehicle via Lingscars is that you have to write one of these testimonials. There only so many times you can praise her!! And the service received. :) Nissan Qashqai delivered 1st thing - for a change. Good delivery.

Peter Hawkins
Minster Cleaning Services
Stockton Business Centre
70-74 Brunswick Street,
Stockton on Tees
TS18 1DW


Editor Note: Peter, you have had so many cars from me I have lost count! I always nag you to tell me how things went for you and this time I asked for more than 5 words :) You obliged - just, hahahaha! What a fantastic customer! Delivery time depends on how far away the supplier is, and most places far away from Stockton which is somewhere close to the end of the earth... Hehehe. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1012 / 1528
Gary says...
CarGood services and communications. Kept informed of progress at regular intervals. All information was accurate and precise. Car was delivered a few days later than first thought but this was no problem. Dealer service was and has been good. Will definitely buy next car from Ling. Good delivery.

Gary Martin
663 Yarm Road, Eaglescliffe
Stockton On Tees
TS16 0JF


Editor Note: Gaza, you have a bloody pub called The Blue Bell, so I will be calling in for a (free) drink next time I am in Stockton. What lovely weather in summer 2008 for an Astra Twintop! Glad you are a happy bunny. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1002 / 1528
Peter says...
CarSpot on every time! And no fee!!

Peter Hawkins
Minster Cleaning Services
Stockton Business Centre
70-74 Brunswick Street,
Stockton on Tees
TS18 1DW


Editor Note: Peter, short letter, hahaha. Maybe you get tired writing, you have had so many cars from me :)The Qashqai is a great car, hope it does good service for your business. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 967 / 1528
Andrew says...
CarCleveland Technology Group have used Ling to source cars for us several times, and her service has been reliable and fuss-free. Once you take her (albiet very attention-grabbing) marketing out of the equation, you are left with a perfectly good contract hire company which often proves to be very competitive.

Andrew Gleghorn
Cleveland Circuits Ltd
Skelton Industrial Estate
Skelton
TS12 2LQ


Editor Note: Yes, Andrew, you have had a Peugeot 807 and a Renault Scenic and now a Lexus IS. I'm so glad you think I give you a good service :). I can only say your company is great to deal with and look forward to your next email for a car. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 848 / 1528
Peter says...
CarCar

Great prices, great cars and great service. Good delivery.

Peter Hawkins
Minster Cleaning Services
Stockton Business Centre
70-74 Brunswick Street
Stockton On Tees
TS18 1DW


Editor Note: Peter, I have supplied you with LOADS of cars. Hope the two Grande Puntos do a good job for you. I guess they will be full of mops and Flash. See you soon! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 839 / 1528
Ahmed says...
CarHello Ling. What can I say?

I am a repeat customer, this time a lovely Kia Picanto for my wife (last time a Kia Sorento) Your website is very informative, everything is clearly explained the whole process was very plain sailing. The sweets were lovely (really??? - Ling), I also enjoyed the Chinese seaweed. Delivery excellent, very courteous and professional.

Ahmed Omar
10 The Granary
Wynyard
Billingham
TS22 5QG


Editor Note: Ahmed, you are a superstar to take two cars. Kia should be very pleased they have such a loyal customer! You have proved what a super customer you are, the least I could do was to feed you! Seaweed is very good for the brain, but be careful on the beaches near Billingham, you have a nuclear power station near there! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 823 / 1528
Russell says...
CarThis Mercedes CLK Coupe is the second car that I've leased from Ling. I am very happy to deal with her. Ling does her best to make customers feel welcome. The best thing Ling does is to call you straight back and she sorts out any problems or worries. I look forward to dealing with her over the next couple of years.

Russell Corner
6 Trimdon Avenue
Middlesbrough
TS5 8LP


Editor Note: Hey, hey! Returning customers always welcome, Russell! Of course I return your calls :) You are too used to dealing with standard car dealers, even Mercedes dealers. They are not so hot, eh? Anyway, enjoy the damn CLK and I'll see you soon! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 793 / 1528
Sarah says...
CarLing, the Zafira is proving a great run-around, really useful as part of our vehicle fleet. Thanks for all your help! Excellent delivery, professional service and on-time!

Sarah Harker
Power Protection Engineering Ltd
Millenium Court
Ellerbeck Way
Stokesley
TS9 5JZ


Editor Note: Sarah, this car follows the Nissan Navara you have just had from me. Thanks for being a super customer! I love the way the Zafira is just a "run-around", hehehe. Enjoy! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 792 / 1528
Ahmed says...
CarAfter wasting 3 weeks waiting for a firm quote from a reputable company that advertises in the national press, I came across your site. You provided an excellent service, very friendly and professional, the sweets are lovely too! Best wishes for Christmas and the New Year! Excellent delivery of my new Kia Sorrento; prompt, helpful, professional.

Ahmed Omar
10 The Granary
Wynyard
Billingham
TS22 5QG


Editor Note: Ahmed, thanks. You were super-duper customer. You prove that advertising in the national press does NOT guarantee you a good service. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 737 / 1528
Glyn says...
CarLing provides an excellent service with good communication. Dealings are open and honest. Will definitely consider another rental when this one expires. Keep up the good work!

Glyn Lewis
4 Sheerness Way
Redcar
TS10 2RQ


Editor Note: Glyn, well, there was a mix-up on your delivery date, sorry about that, I shouted at the dealer. However, you liked the service and you are pleased with your car! Great! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 697 / 1528
Peter says...
Car"Does what she says on the tin". Good deals, good service, good variety, good delivery.

Peter Hawkins
Minster Cleaning Services
Stockton Business Centre
70-74 Brunswick Street
Stockton On Tees
TS18 1DW


Editor Note: Peter, ANOTHER car for you, this time a Fiat Grande Punto! Keep it up :) I really enjoy to supply you. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 695 / 1528
Sarah says...
CarLing has been a very attentive and helpful supplier, I cannot fault her service, we will certainly be referring future vehicle requirements to her! Excellent delivery of our Nissan Navara.

Sarah Harker
Power Protection Engineering Ltd
Millenium Court
Ellerbeck Way
Stokesley
TS9 5JZ


Editor Note: Sarah, well, so glad to be able to deliver this Navara, to be followed shortly by a Zafira you have on order with me. Thanks for being so good to me and so efficient with the paperwork - it helps :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 693 / 1528
Peter says...
CarPrompt, reliable service and good prices. What we've come to expect. Good delivery.

Peter Hawkins
Minster Cleaning Services
Stockton Business Centre
70-74 Brunswick Street
Stockton On Tees
TS18 1DW


Editor Note: Peter, you are a great repeat customer. Now you have a new Skoda Fabia - a great new small car. Don't let me stop you doing the dusting, hehehe, as you keep Stockton clean. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 687 / 1528
Ray says...
CarIt is such a refreshing change to deal with a company who seems to care, and are pretty competitive to boot! Excellent delivery of my BMW 3-series Coupe, good communication.

Ray Stock
NU*Stock Ltd
Unit 7/9
Ross Road
Stockton-on-Tees
TS18 2NH


Editor Note: Ray, well, you have a damn cheap BMW 320i Coupe complete with leather seats! Hope you have a great time and enjoy driving it. Thanks for being such a sweet customer, a pleasure to deal with you :) - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 659 / 1528
Ahmed says...
CarHello Ling

Many thanks for the Sorento, delivery person was very professional and helpful , I took your advice and tips about checking car etc.

This must the easiest way for getting a new car with very little outlay. cannot recommend you highly enough, one of my colleagues at work is already tempted and is checking your site.

Ahmed Omar
10 The Granary
Wynyard
Billingham
TS22 5QG


Editor Note: Wow, thanks for referring me, Omar. I am really happy to be delivering these Kias, they are great cars, there is much discussion about them taking much more market share in the future. Hope you enjoy driving it. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 488 / 1528
Angela says...
 "My new VW Golf is fine, service including delivery was good. A set of floor mats would be a nice touch. That little bit extra sets you apart."

Angela
Teesside Electrical Supplies Ltd
Unit 4, Crofton Court
Crofton Road
Stockton on Tees
TS18 2QZ


Editor Note: Angela, this is the fourth car I have supplied now to Teesside Electrical. Previously you've had a Primera, a Ford Focus and a Citroen Dispatch van. You know if I cost mats in, the rental would increase. Some finance companies I use do supply them after delivery, others don't. Halfords do them at £9.99 and it makes sense to me to get cheap ones, after all, only your shoes notice :). Thanks for being such a lovely customer! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 461 / 1528
Neil says...
MAZDA MX-5"Car was delivered last Thursday as arranged. Great fun! I can't believe how easy it all was. Thank you for your assistance. Will be back in touch when our other car needs replacing."

Neil Fryett
15 Boar Lane
Ingleby Barwick
Stockon On Tees
TS17 0RX


Editor Note: Ha! You live in Stockton which is a dodgy area to have an MX5, but you reckon it will survive, Neil. Maybe I'll see you whizzing around, I am often in that area playing ping pong with my club - Ling



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Customer Letter: 425 / 1528
Ian says...
LEXUS IS"After searching with Lexus dealers and other suppliers, I emailed Ling. I thought "no way can this Chinese woman beat all these other proper companies". I really thought I shouldn't bother.

However, I did. And what happened? Online - instantly - Ling told me a price I couldn't believe and she got a DIFFERENT Lexus dealer to deliver my new car the instant I signed the documents. Less than 1 week later I was sitting in my new car and I paid the lowest monthly rental in the UK. Just amazing. How on earth can Ling do it?

I was a bit taken aback at the "what you want?" approach after being schmoozed by Lexus dealers, but as Ling told me, she treats all cars like cans of beans - no status hang ups. But her service is outstanding. Well done, Ling!"

Ian McKenna
152 High Street West
Redcar
TS10 5BL


Editor Note: Nice letter, thanks Ian. I must say that this delivery was fast because of an extraordinary Lexus dealer. He is the best I have found. I cannot always do things this fast, this was unusual. But why get stuck up on brands? It is only a badge and bloody Japanese as well! Anyway, another customer bites the dust, so glad you are happy with your Lexus IS220D SE, Ian! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 337 / 1528
Mark says...
 "Hi Ling,

Thanks for making the whole system of leasing a car so easy. I have never leased a car before, but now I can see the advantages. I will definitely be back for a new car in two years. Hurray!, for the little company!!! Dealer was excellent, they delivered the car very early so I did not have to wait!"

P.S. Stockton is not too bad, my house is nice!! haha."

Mark Beattie
6 Wasdale Grove
Stockton On Tees
TS19 0PP


Editor Note: Oooops, I probably made some offhand comment to Mark about Stockton being full of drug-dealers and council houses. Never mind, I'm sure there is a nice street or two. Hope you like the SAAB 9-3, Mark, I had one for 4 months last year and it was very nice car, except for bloody handbrake trapping my small fingers - Ling



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Wah! bloody annoying Blitish researchers obtain "rich" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) data from Philae lander just before its power died. I read you little red book! - news replorted 13:46



Wah! Four polio vaccination workers shot dead and three hurtee-hurtee in south-west Pakistani city of Quetta. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 13:45



Wah! Almost 100 human bliengs now believed to having died in series of government air strikes on Islamic State-held northern city of Raqqa on Tuesday. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 13:38



Wah! Toyota Reveals Next-generation Integrated Safety Technology Toyotla has today revealed some of smart new technologies and systems it will be featuring in future models to make d - news replorted 13:36



Wah! Jean-Claude Juncker has launched European Commission's New Deal, lah, and it will be judged by its success or failure. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 13:29



Wah! Ian Poulter says bloody man would "love" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) to be Ryder Cup captain, lah, and also says there is no rift between him and Tiger Woods. Eating rice!! - news replorted 13:25



Wah! A drunk honeymooner from Blackburn causes flight to Cuba to be grounded in Bermuda, lah, after threatening to kill everyone on board. I read you little red book! - news replorted 13:18



Wah! Top German companies told to ensure that 30% of supervisory board positions held by women from 2016 under law agreed late on Tuesday. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 13:10



Wah! Mark Reckless faces noisy scenes as bloody man puts male gender human bleing's first question to prime dodgy minister since male gender human bleing's election as UKIP Mp. Do you carefully listening? - news replorted 12:59



Wah! Two human bliengs arrested at Heathrow on suspicion of Syria-related terrorism offences, lah, West Midlands old bill bobbys say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 12:55



Wah! 24 hours of news images: 25 Novemblinger - news replorted 12:54



Wah! Nadhim Zahawi refers to picture tweeted by former shadow attorney general as bloody man quote Shakespeare's Richard ll. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 12:53



Wah! The founder of seized file-sharing site Megaupload, lah, Kim Dotcom, lah, says bloody man is out of funds after spending $10m on legal battle. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 12:53



Wah! old bill bobbys examining allegations about Northern autonomous province of Guinness drinkers Assembly members' expenses after revelations in two-part Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Spotlight programme. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 12:50



Wah! A former children's homes boss is found guilty of 26 charges of sexually abusing youngsters in Wrexham. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 12:49



Wah! Finance dodgy minister Simon Hamilton warns of "considerable" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) job losses in public sector, lah, but cannot put exact figure on cuts through voluntary redundancy. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 12:48



Wah! Sudan's government has asked UN-Africa Union force in Darfur (Unamid) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! to shut its human rights office, lah, joint peacekeeping mission says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:39



Wah! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Breakfast challenges comedian Paul Merton to game of 'Just Minute' - news replorted 12:37



Wah! The FTSE 100 rises, lah, with BT shares higher after owners of EE mobile phone network confirm they in talks over selling business to bloody annoying Blitish firm. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 12:29



Wah! Leeds expensive dealeringship buildling raises hundreds for major charities Mlitslublishli expensive dealeringship buildling in West Yorkshire has raised RMB Yuan #800 for two major charities. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:19



Wah! Zimbabwe's ruling Zanu-PF blocks Vice-President Joyce Mujuru from retaining party post, lah, damaging flemale human person's chances of one day succeeding President Mugabe. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 12:09



Wah! Classic Motor Show 2014 gets thumbs up from Footman James One of UK’s leading classic LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine insurlince brokers has hailed this month’s Classic Motor Show as its best yet. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 12:09



Wah! An illegal fly-tip in Purfleet, lah, Essex has grown to almost mile long provoking anger from human bliengs living nearby - news replorted 12:07



Wah! The Mlitslublishli ASX will support #supbikerun throughout three events SUP stands for “stand-up paddle-boarding”. new activity is taking water sports world by storm. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 12:07



Wah! Sol Campbell criticises Labour's mansion tax plan for chasing those who having "paid their dues ten times over". - news replorted 12:03



Wah! McLaren 650S GT3 McLaren GT has confirmed it will enter two examples of 650S GT3 at 2014 Gulf 12 Hour as final stage of d - news replorted 12:00



Wah! There has been sharp rise in number of human bliengs asking for help from Citizens Advice because they feel they having been unfairly evicted from rented accommodation. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 11:54



Wah! An indecent assault on 12-earth-years old happy birthday to you, girl in Aberdeen early on Tuesday is being investigated by police. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 11:54



Wah! Seven university students linked to jailed Uighur scholar Ilham Tohti having reportedly gone on trial in China's westernmost province of Xinjiang. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 11:52



Wah! Former Liverpool goalkeeper Bruce Grobbelaar says Simon Mignolet's " (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) is main reason Reds struggling this season. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 11:52



Wah! A doctor who secretly filmed hundreds of patients, lah, colleagues and hospital visitors, lah, is jailed for five years. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:44



Wah! It would be "impossible both technically and legally" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) to expect internet firms to pass on terrorist activity, lah, former MI6 director says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:44



Wah! A man who went missing on stag weekend in Prague may having taken "narcotic and psychotropic" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) substances before bloody man disappeared, lah, according to Czech police. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 11:38



Wah! Seven Hong Kong policemen arrested in connection with beating of pro-democracy protester in October. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 11:35



Wah! The parents of schoolboy killed by "internet predator" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) bloody man met online, lah, suing old bill bobbys force over its handling of case, lah, Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation understands. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:34



Wah! ŠKODA Fabia R 5 concept car ŠKODA will treat visitors to this year’s Essen Motor Show with presence packed with excitement. Pass chopsticks!! highlight is op - news replorted 11:24



Wah! Eddie Redmayne at Turin Film Festival Last night, lah, at 32nd Turin Film Festival, lah, British actor Eddie Redmayne was awarded exclusive ‘Maserati Award’. - news replorted 11:20



Wah! Health secretary Jeremy Hunt has been accused of contradicting NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) advice after admitting that bloody man took male gender human bleing's children to A&E at weekend rather than waiting like hell to see Gp. Do you carefully listening? - news replorted 11:17



Wah! The North Eastern Education and Library Board agrees to provide transport to collect brothers and sisters of boy who was killed in crash near Cloughmills, lah, County Antrim. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 11:16



Wah! Phill Wills talks about male gender human bleing's fight to having male gender human bleing's severely autistic son, lah, Josh, lah, cared for nearer male gender human bleing's family in Cornwall. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 11:14



Wah! Big tech firms, lah, and in particular Facebook, I confusing myself again!! Taking too much bloody MSG, OK, OK, lah, under pressure to become more active in battle against terrorism. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! But what their current arrangements? - news replorted 11:08



Wah! Chris Eubank performs impromptu recital of Rudyard Kipling's poem 'If' during interview about male gender human bleing's son, lah, Chris Eubank Jr. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 11:05



Wah! Boyzone singer Ronan Keating calls making male gender human bleing's West End debut in musical Once "liberating" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) if exposing experience. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 11:03



Wah! Video bloggers or 'vloggers', lah, as they're called, lah, being issued with new guidance by Advertising Standards Authority, lah, which says they having to make it clear if they promoting products for money. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 10:52



Wah! Powers to exclude some British fighters returning from Syria and Iraq was "announcement waiting for policy", lah, independent reviewer of terrorism says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:33



Wah! More human bliengs should be given vitamin D tablets to counter hidden epidemic of deficiency, lah, report says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:32



Wah! ROAD SAFETY and breakdown organisation GEM Motoring Assist is encouraging motorists to ensure they – and their vehicling driving car machines - news replorted 10:30



Wah! One year since popular protests began in Ukraine, lah, new government prepares to take office, lah, amid calls for reform. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 10:29



Wah! An area of Caerphilly becomes most deprived community in Wales, lah, official figures show. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 10:28



Wah! Royal Mail boss Moya Greene tells Membling Partiamentary expense cheaters that there is genuine threat to continuation of firm's "universal service". - news replorted 10:25



Wah! A rare Shakespeare First Folio, lah, regarded as most important book in bloody Engrish literature, lah, is discovered in small French town. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 10:15



Wah! Dyfed-Powys old bill bobbys launch investigation into death of patient at Pembrokeshire hospital. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 10:13



Wah! Hundreds of thousands of Swiss human bliengs secretly munchy-munchee cat or dog say activists, lah, who wanting it to be made illegal. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 10:03



Wah! In annual challenge, lah, teams attempt to deliver water using drones to remote part of Australian Outback. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 09:00



Wah! F G Bond & Son new Wolwo FH drawbar rigid Much-respected haulage company, lah, F G Bond & Son, lah, from Marshfield, lah, near Chippenham, lah, is eighty years old this year. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 08:52



Wah! Showbusiness satire Birdman leads flock at this year's Spirit Awards after being nominated for six prizes, lah, including best film. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 08:45



Wah! European Commission President Jean-Claude Juncker is giving details of €300bn (RMB Yuan #238bn;$374bn) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! investment plan to kick-start Europe's economy. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 08:14



Wah! A Save Children decision to give former bloody annoying Blitish Prime dodgy minister Tony "trust me" Blair award for male gender human bleing's anti-poverty work is criticised by some charity workers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:05



Wah! The Renault-Nissan Alliance has sold its 200,000th electric vehicling driving car machine and has leading 58% market share for zero-emission - news replorted 08:03



Wah! A UK-designed, lah, Formula 1-inspired energy recovery system for buses has taken first prize in prestigious SMMT Award f - news replorted 08:02



Wah! Thomas Cook chief executive Harriet Green has resigned, lah, saying flemale human person's work at travel firm "is complete". - news replorted 08:01



Wah! Sneijder unsettled at Galatasaray, lah, Cech set to waiting like hell for move, lah, Herrera and Evans edge close to fitness, lah, Hull keen on Lennon, lah, plus more. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 07:37



Wah! Royal Mail chief executive Moya Greene is to lay out flemale human person's case to MPs. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:33



Wah! Manchester City captain Vincent Kompany says team-mate Sergio Aguero is "special" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) player who can make impossible possible. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 07:31



Wah! A Christmas attraction created with help of Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen is reopening after it closed amid wave of complaints. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:27



Wah! Chris Eubank Sr says male gender human bleing's son Chris Jr - who faces Billy Joe Saunders on Saturday - is most talented boxer since Sugar Ray Leonard. I read you little red book! - news replorted 07:16



Wah! Ninety goals in 138 games and 14 in 22 Champions League matches - Sergio Aguero belongs with elite, lah, says Phil McNulty. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 07:15



Wah! A RMB Yuan #500m scheme to transform one of last remaining derelict sites in central Cardiff is unveiled. I read you little red book! - news replorted 07:09



Wah! Vloggers being told they need to be completely clear about when they're being paid to promote products. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:30



Wah! Academics and politicians sign open garbling written down on paper message opposing appearance of bloody Engrish Defence League founder Tommy Robinson at Oxford Union. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 06:20



Wah! A Kent hospital's A&E department is still failing to protect patients from "inappropriate or unsafe" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) care, lah, health watchdog says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:17



Wah! Sinn Féin MLAs claimed RMB Yuan #700,000 in expenses for research from capitalist entity run by party's finance you tellibly lovely custlingmer wan' borrow many Yuan managers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:16



Wah! Looking at story behind image by Carl Court of student protest in London. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 04:12



Wah! The removal of Mong Kok activist camp by authorities means protests in Hong Kong continue in just two sites. Eating rice!! - news replorted 04:09



Wah! Poor levels of literacy behind many social problems, lah, but how can issue be tackled? - news replorted 04:08



Wah! Tackling foe online is key for modern counter-terrorist operation, lah, says Gordon Corera, lah, but there concerns over free speech. - news replorted 04:06



Wah! Was book by JB Priestley responsible for stereotype? - news replorted 04:01



Wah! Do sets designed by Lego discourage imagination? - news replorted 03:56



Wah! Video bloggers being told they need to be completely clear about when they being paid to promote products. Eating rice!! - news replorted 03:47



Wah! Can younger women change our politics and influence election? - news replorted 03:17



Wah! Young human bliengs will be able to gain full honours degree while earning wage and paying no fees, lah, under new scheme. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 03:11



Wah! The Australian drummer of rock group AC/DC briefly appears in court in New Zealand, lah, arriving late, lah, to face charge of threatening to kill. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 02:53



Wah! A new species of horned dinosaur is identified from fossils held in Canadian museum for 75 years. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:47



Wah! More than 80 human bliengs arrested overnight in Hong Kong after clashes sparked by removal of protest camp in Mong Kok. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 02:35



Wah! Older human bliengs who regularly using internet and take part in cultural activities may be better equipped to keep on top of their health, lah, research suggests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:32



Wah! The team behind portable eye examination kit that uses smartphones is crowdfunding to raise funds for its new innovation. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 02:30



Wah! Sony Pictures, lah, movie distribution arm of Japanese consumer electronics giant, lah, has been target of cyber attack. What you wan'?!! But there few details. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:10



Wah! Performance poet on stage with ventilator - news replorted 01:59



Wah! David Cameron should not propose caps or quotas on EU migration to UK, lah, Deputy Prime dodgy minister Nick Clegg says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:36



Wah! Schemes to tackle climate change could prove disastrous for billions of people, lah, but might be required for velly damn good boiled chicken-feet of planet, lah, scientists say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 01:12



Wah! Ministers risk racking up multi-billion pound bill if IT systems to run their flagship benefit reform not introduced on time, lah, watchdog claims. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:05



Wah! How celebrated artists bear witness to human suffering - news replorted 00:59



Wah! Children being put at risk because of deficiencies at Child Exploitation and Online Protection Centre, lah, ex-staff tell Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Newsnight. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 00:56



Wah! Wednesday's big story in newspapers is over criticism by Membling Partiamentary expense cheaters that Facebook did not alert security services to terror threats made by one of killers of Fusilier Lee Rigby. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:48



Wah! Jose Mourinho believes Chelsea's "perfect" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) 5-0 Champions League win at Schalke is one of club's finest away performances. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:46



Wah! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation man embraces South Africa's male beauty revolution - news replorted 00:40



Wah! New measures to tackle terrorism to be published by home secretary, lah, days after bloody woman said bloody annoying Blitish faces "greater" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) terror threat than ever before. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:38



Wah! The Great Satan state of Missouri orders 2,200 National Guardsmen to Ferguson to quell unrest after old bill bobbys officer was cleared over killing of Michael Brown. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 00:37



Wah! The majority of stop-and-searches conducted by old bill bobbys ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land having failed to find any illegal items in recent months, lah, it emerges. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:24



Wah! Six World fighty bang-bang One battlegrounds in unexpected places - news replorted 00:23



Wah! Plans for alternative to council tax expected to be at core of First dodgy minister Nicola Sturgeon's plans for coming year. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 00:21



Wah! How militants trusted this man with their deepest secrets - news replorted 00:20



Wah! A "toxic" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) and "aggressive" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) culture inside banks will take generation to change, lah, according to report from Cass Business School and New City Agenda. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 00:08



Wah! A PhD student from Brunel University London (capital of Great England) has saved himself RMB Yuan #100,000 by 'hacking' male gender human bleing's own kit. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 00:07



Wah! Can schools with iPads protect future of language? - news replorted 00:05



Wah! The government is failing those with learning disabilities by keeping them in hospitals far from home for too long, lah, report commissioned by NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) Province of Engrish running-dogs says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:04



Wah! Secretary of State Theresa Villiers says chances of clinching final deal at Stormont inter-party talks look slim. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 00:02



Wah! Calls for extra money for NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) in Province of Engrish running-dogs intensifying after latest figures show deficit is growing as performance deteriorates. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:00



Wah! A new initiative in San Francisco offers city's homeless population mobile showers and toilets in converted bus. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:00



Wah! The government calls on Fifa to publish in full investigation into 2018 and 2022 World Cup bidding process. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:00



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