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Customer Letter: 1489 / 1528
Andrew says...
NISSAN QASHQAII simply cannot believe how easy leasing a car has been. In fact the most difficult part of the whole process was actually choosing a car that I wanted. There was so much choice!

I have never leased a car before and was rather pessimistic about leasing as I have always owned my car. One visit to LingsCars.com totally changed my mind as it listed all the costs, how it all worked and instant access to a member of staff who also were brilliant when I asked questions.

I am very happy with my new Qashqai and is the best decision I have ever made regarding cars as especially in this snowy weather the car is brilliant.

I can't ever see myself buying a car again; I just don't see the point. Especially with what Ling is offering. The customer service on the website is literally phenomenal and you know exactly where you stand all the time.

Thanks very much Ling.

Dealer Service – EXCELLENT, brilliant service. Thank you!

Andrew Appleyard
11 Fox Howe
Coulby Newham
Middlesbrough
TS8 0RU


Editor Note: What a long letter, lovely! You are a Programme Executive with the Prince's Trust, so you are an expert in excellence. I appreciate your comments. Thanks for that PHENOMENAL word, love it. Enjoy the bloody nice Qashqai, hope Charlie is impressed when he sees it! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1355 / 1528
Jayne says...
CITROEN C5First car I have leased. I found the service very professional, Ling is great to deal with, great sense of humour!! The website and secure LINGO system for communication is "Boss"!! Cannot speak highly enough! Good delivery of my new C5.

Jayne Wilson
Hollygarth
Carlton-in-Cleveland
Middlesbrough
TS9 7BB


Editor Note: Jayne, you are Op Manager for a company in Carlisle and I am so happy to get good reports like this from someone who deals with day-to-day operations. It means I am doing something right!!! Have a great time in the C5, and welcome to the world of leasing! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1320 / 1528
Jayne says...
CITROEN C5This was the first time I have had a car on contract hire and I was surprised how easy it was. I believe a lot of it was down to you. I can recommend you to anyone and have already done so. Many thanks. Good delivery. The CD installation let the dealer down, after 3 weeks I still don't have it fitted.

Jayne Wilson
Hollygarth
Carlton-in-Cleveland
Middlesbrough
TS9 7BB


Editor Note: Well, for the record, the supplier (today) said: "The company we use for CD players has let us down. He promised he could supply and fit the correct CD player but now he is saying he cannot and not phoning any of us back. Our parts department is ordering one from the factory which we will then go up and fit. I will give Mrs Wilson a call with an update. I did call Mr Wilson yesterday and explained what we were doing.". However, I am annoyed that it has to take this long for action, and the supplying Citroen dealer must take responsibility at an earlier stage. The dealer has been kicked. It is so important to give customers good service and it is always finance companies and dealers who let the side down. Soon, you will be able to blast out your CDs, Jayne! :) I must say, you do have a CD player in your car, just not the CD changer system. I would not allow you to have NO music :) Apart from that, thanks so much for the comments about my service. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1211 / 1528
Pamela says...
 I have recently leased a new Mazda 3 from Ling and have found the experience excellent. The information and communication throughout the deal from the first initial enquiry through to delivery of the car was first class. The security measures within Ling's site on line give confidence in the use of it. I would recommend Ling to everyone looking to have a lease car without all the sales hassle. Excellent service and delivered on time.

Pamela Atkinson
74 Cinnamon Drive
Trimdon Station
Durham
TS29 6NY


Editor Note: Wow! That is a hell of a nice letter about your Mazda 3 Takara! As you work as a Senior Admin in South Tyneside, I am very proud that you found my systems worked well. I give security the top priority. Thanks so much for the kind comments, this is what makes me happy at the end of the day. Enjoy the car, Pamela!!! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1108 / 1528
Lee says...
 A few hiccups with my new Chrysler 300C but Ling always replied and got on with it within minutes. First class service and plenty of humour, thank you very much, wouldn't go anywhere else. I never dealt with the dealer, only Ling.

Lee Rowney
The Car Warehouse
Snowdon Road
Middlesbrough
TS21LR


Editor Note: Lee, well, you should be glad you didn't deal with the dealer as these Chrysler dealers are not the best, and they caused the hiccups. At one stage they changed their mind on supply! But, you got a damn cheap car in the end and I'm so glad you enjoyed it. I am so pleased "The Car Warehouse" gets their director cars from me :). I have given you a hyperlink! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1027 / 1528
Steven says...
CarGreat service as ever Ling.

Steven Langley
Matrix Intelligence
Stratford House
Ramsgate
Stockton-on-Tees
TS18 1BS


Editor Note: Short letter writing competition WINNER! Save ink, save the environment :) Enjoy your Megane Sport Tourer, Steven. Matrix Intelligence is a UK designer and manufacturer of ruggedised digital CCTV video recorders. You specialise in mobile vehicle video recorders. You also supply niche covert surveillance recorders and undertake specialist projects to develop customised solutions. Hence the feeling I am being watched :). Despite very short letter, I give you hyperlink! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1026 / 1528
Peter says...
CarThe only problem with leasing a vehicle via Lingscars is that you have to write one of these testimonials. There only so many times you can praise her!! And the service received. :) Nissan Qashqai delivered 1st thing - for a change. Good delivery.

Peter Hawkins
Minster Cleaning Services
Stockton Business Centre
70-74 Brunswick Street,
Stockton on Tees
TS18 1DW


Editor Note: Peter, you have had so many cars from me I have lost count! I always nag you to tell me how things went for you and this time I asked for more than 5 words :) You obliged - just, hahahaha! What a fantastic customer! Delivery time depends on how far away the supplier is, and most places far away from Stockton which is somewhere close to the end of the earth... Hehehe. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1012 / 1528
Gary says...
CarGood services and communications. Kept informed of progress at regular intervals. All information was accurate and precise. Car was delivered a few days later than first thought but this was no problem. Dealer service was and has been good. Will definitely buy next car from Ling. Good delivery.

Gary Martin
663 Yarm Road, Eaglescliffe
Stockton On Tees
TS16 0JF


Editor Note: Gaza, you have a bloody pub called The Blue Bell, so I will be calling in for a (free) drink next time I am in Stockton. What lovely weather in summer 2008 for an Astra Twintop! Glad you are a happy bunny. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1002 / 1528
Peter says...
CarSpot on every time! And no fee!!

Peter Hawkins
Minster Cleaning Services
Stockton Business Centre
70-74 Brunswick Street,
Stockton on Tees
TS18 1DW


Editor Note: Peter, short letter, hahaha. Maybe you get tired writing, you have had so many cars from me :)The Qashqai is a great car, hope it does good service for your business. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 967 / 1528
Andrew says...
CarCleveland Technology Group have used Ling to source cars for us several times, and her service has been reliable and fuss-free. Once you take her (albiet very attention-grabbing) marketing out of the equation, you are left with a perfectly good contract hire company which often proves to be very competitive.

Andrew Gleghorn
Cleveland Circuits Ltd
Skelton Industrial Estate
Skelton
TS12 2LQ


Editor Note: Yes, Andrew, you have had a Peugeot 807 and a Renault Scenic and now a Lexus IS. I'm so glad you think I give you a good service :). I can only say your company is great to deal with and look forward to your next email for a car. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 848 / 1528
Peter says...
CarCar

Great prices, great cars and great service. Good delivery.

Peter Hawkins
Minster Cleaning Services
Stockton Business Centre
70-74 Brunswick Street
Stockton On Tees
TS18 1DW


Editor Note: Peter, I have supplied you with LOADS of cars. Hope the two Grande Puntos do a good job for you. I guess they will be full of mops and Flash. See you soon! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 839 / 1528
Ahmed says...
CarHello Ling. What can I say?

I am a repeat customer, this time a lovely Kia Picanto for my wife (last time a Kia Sorento) Your website is very informative, everything is clearly explained the whole process was very plain sailing. The sweets were lovely (really??? - Ling), I also enjoyed the Chinese seaweed. Delivery excellent, very courteous and professional.

Ahmed Omar
10 The Granary
Wynyard
Billingham
TS22 5QG


Editor Note: Ahmed, you are a superstar to take two cars. Kia should be very pleased they have such a loyal customer! You have proved what a super customer you are, the least I could do was to feed you! Seaweed is very good for the brain, but be careful on the beaches near Billingham, you have a nuclear power station near there! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 823 / 1528
Russell says...
CarThis Mercedes CLK Coupe is the second car that I've leased from Ling. I am very happy to deal with her. Ling does her best to make customers feel welcome. The best thing Ling does is to call you straight back and she sorts out any problems or worries. I look forward to dealing with her over the next couple of years.

Russell Corner
6 Trimdon Avenue
Middlesbrough
TS5 8LP


Editor Note: Hey, hey! Returning customers always welcome, Russell! Of course I return your calls :) You are too used to dealing with standard car dealers, even Mercedes dealers. They are not so hot, eh? Anyway, enjoy the damn CLK and I'll see you soon! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 793 / 1528
Sarah says...
CarLing, the Zafira is proving a great run-around, really useful as part of our vehicle fleet. Thanks for all your help! Excellent delivery, professional service and on-time!

Sarah Harker
Power Protection Engineering Ltd
Millenium Court
Ellerbeck Way
Stokesley
TS9 5JZ


Editor Note: Sarah, this car follows the Nissan Navara you have just had from me. Thanks for being a super customer! I love the way the Zafira is just a "run-around", hehehe. Enjoy! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 792 / 1528
Ahmed says...
CarAfter wasting 3 weeks waiting for a firm quote from a reputable company that advertises in the national press, I came across your site. You provided an excellent service, very friendly and professional, the sweets are lovely too! Best wishes for Christmas and the New Year! Excellent delivery of my new Kia Sorrento; prompt, helpful, professional.

Ahmed Omar
10 The Granary
Wynyard
Billingham
TS22 5QG


Editor Note: Ahmed, thanks. You were super-duper customer. You prove that advertising in the national press does NOT guarantee you a good service. - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 737 / 1528
Glyn says...
CarLing provides an excellent service with good communication. Dealings are open and honest. Will definitely consider another rental when this one expires. Keep up the good work!

Glyn Lewis
4 Sheerness Way
Redcar
TS10 2RQ


Editor Note: Glyn, well, there was a mix-up on your delivery date, sorry about that, I shouted at the dealer. However, you liked the service and you are pleased with your car! Great! - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 697 / 1528
Peter says...
Car"Does what she says on the tin". Good deals, good service, good variety, good delivery.

Peter Hawkins
Minster Cleaning Services
Stockton Business Centre
70-74 Brunswick Street
Stockton On Tees
TS18 1DW


Editor Note: Peter, ANOTHER car for you, this time a Fiat Grande Punto! Keep it up :) I really enjoy to supply you. - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 695 / 1528
Sarah says...
CarLing has been a very attentive and helpful supplier, I cannot fault her service, we will certainly be referring future vehicle requirements to her! Excellent delivery of our Nissan Navara.

Sarah Harker
Power Protection Engineering Ltd
Millenium Court
Ellerbeck Way
Stokesley
TS9 5JZ


Editor Note: Sarah, well, so glad to be able to deliver this Navara, to be followed shortly by a Zafira you have on order with me. Thanks for being so good to me and so efficient with the paperwork - it helps :) - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 693 / 1528
Peter says...
CarPrompt, reliable service and good prices. What we've come to expect. Good delivery.

Peter Hawkins
Minster Cleaning Services
Stockton Business Centre
70-74 Brunswick Street
Stockton On Tees
TS18 1DW


Editor Note: Peter, you are a great repeat customer. Now you have a new Skoda Fabia - a great new small car. Don't let me stop you doing the dusting, hehehe, as you keep Stockton clean. - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 687 / 1528
Ray says...
CarIt is such a refreshing change to deal with a company who seems to care, and are pretty competitive to boot! Excellent delivery of my BMW 3-series Coupe, good communication.

Ray Stock
NU*Stock Ltd
Unit 7/9
Ross Road
Stockton-on-Tees
TS18 2NH


Editor Note: Ray, well, you have a damn cheap BMW 320i Coupe complete with leather seats! Hope you have a great time and enjoy driving it. Thanks for being such a sweet customer, a pleasure to deal with you :) - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 659 / 1528
Ahmed says...
CarHello Ling

Many thanks for the Sorento, delivery person was very professional and helpful , I took your advice and tips about checking car etc.

This must the easiest way for getting a new car with very little outlay. cannot recommend you highly enough, one of my colleagues at work is already tempted and is checking your site.

Ahmed Omar
10 The Granary
Wynyard
Billingham
TS22 5QG


Editor Note: Wow, thanks for referring me, Omar. I am really happy to be delivering these Kias, they are great cars, there is much discussion about them taking much more market share in the future. Hope you enjoy driving it. - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 488 / 1528
Angela says...
 "My new VW Golf is fine, service including delivery was good. A set of floor mats would be a nice touch. That little bit extra sets you apart."

Angela
Teesside Electrical Supplies Ltd
Unit 4, Crofton Court
Crofton Road
Stockton on Tees
TS18 2QZ


Editor Note: Angela, this is the fourth car I have supplied now to Teesside Electrical. Previously you've had a Primera, a Ford Focus and a Citroen Dispatch van. You know if I cost mats in, the rental would increase. Some finance companies I use do supply them after delivery, others don't. Halfords do them at £9.99 and it makes sense to me to get cheap ones, after all, only your shoes notice :). Thanks for being such a lovely customer! - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 461 / 1528
Neil says...
MAZDA MX-5"Car was delivered last Thursday as arranged. Great fun! I can't believe how easy it all was. Thank you for your assistance. Will be back in touch when our other car needs replacing."

Neil Fryett
15 Boar Lane
Ingleby Barwick
Stockon On Tees
TS17 0RX


Editor Note: Ha! You live in Stockton which is a dodgy area to have an MX5, but you reckon it will survive, Neil. Maybe I'll see you whizzing around, I am often in that area playing ping pong with my club - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 425 / 1528
Ian says...
LEXUS IS"After searching with Lexus dealers and other suppliers, I emailed Ling. I thought "no way can this Chinese woman beat all these other proper companies". I really thought I shouldn't bother.

However, I did. And what happened? Online - instantly - Ling told me a price I couldn't believe and she got a DIFFERENT Lexus dealer to deliver my new car the instant I signed the documents. Less than 1 week later I was sitting in my new car and I paid the lowest monthly rental in the UK. Just amazing. How on earth can Ling do it?

I was a bit taken aback at the "what you want?" approach after being schmoozed by Lexus dealers, but as Ling told me, she treats all cars like cans of beans - no status hang ups. But her service is outstanding. Well done, Ling!"

Ian McKenna
152 High Street West
Redcar
TS10 5BL


Editor Note: Nice letter, thanks Ian. I must say that this delivery was fast because of an extraordinary Lexus dealer. He is the best I have found. I cannot always do things this fast, this was unusual. But why get stuck up on brands? It is only a badge and bloody Japanese as well! Anyway, another customer bites the dust, so glad you are happy with your Lexus IS220D SE, Ian! - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 337 / 1528
Mark says...
 "Hi Ling,

Thanks for making the whole system of leasing a car so easy. I have never leased a car before, but now I can see the advantages. I will definitely be back for a new car in two years. Hurray!, for the little company!!! Dealer was excellent, they delivered the car very early so I did not have to wait!"

P.S. Stockton is not too bad, my house is nice!! haha."

Mark Beattie
6 Wasdale Grove
Stockton On Tees
TS19 0PP


Editor Note: Oooops, I probably made some offhand comment to Mark about Stockton being full of drug-dealers and council houses. Never mind, I'm sure there is a nice street or two. Hope you like the SAAB 9-3, Mark, I had one for 4 months last year and it was very nice car, except for bloody handbrake trapping my small fingers - Ling



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Wah! Kenyan President Uhuru Kenyatta signs into law controversial anti-terror bill which sparked fighting between Membling Partiamentary expense cheaters in parliament on Thursday. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 11:30



Wah! Photo-sharing app Instagram has removed millions of accounts believed to be posting spam, lah, angering many legitimate users. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:30



Wah! A man who was rescued from river in Cardiff died shortly after bloody man was pulled from water, lah, old bill bobbys confirm. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 11:25



Wah! A killer who bludgeoned and stabbed woman to death, lah, then kept location of flemale human person's remains secret for 14 years, lah, is jailed. I read you little red book! - news replorted 11:18



Wah! Breathtaking aerial views from Salisbury Cathedral filmed by workers at top of Britain's tallest spire. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 11:17



Wah! Cathedral conservators film themselves scaling Britain's highest spire to repair weather meter. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 11:17



Wah! The Vorsprunging Audi Techiclate R8 winter solstice – Jesus-baby month Decemblinger 21 –  is almost upon us, lah, and Vorsprunging Audi Techiclate has chosen to mark shortest day of year and - news replorted 11:16



Wah! A 17-earth-years old happy birthday to you, is arrested after boxing world title contender suffered fractured skull tackling two alleged burglars at neighbour's home. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 11:10



Wah! Steve Hood, lah, TrustFord Chairman and CEO Floord of Britain's wholly owned, bloody dealering idiot place group, lah, TrustFord, lah, is announcing appointment of Steve Hood as Chairman and Chie - news replorted 11:06



Wah! A capitalist pig money holding capitalist entity fine of RMB Yuan #1.1bn for manipulating currency markets has helped government borrowing figures in November, lah, official figures show. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 11:04



Wah! Hyundai Motor supplies vehicling driving car machines to support ‘Crisis at Christmas’ Ryundali is supporting Crisis, lah, national charity for single homeless people, lah, by supplying vehicling driving car machines for using by its dedi - news replorted 11:00



Wah! Migrants made about 100 attempts day to getting into bloody annoying Blitish illegally this summer, lah, official figures suggest. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 10:59



Wah! Astronauts on International Space Station using 3-D printer to make wrench, lah, from instructions sent up in email. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 10:56



Wah! Nigeria's government said it is "outraged and deeply saddened" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) after militants attacked remote village and reportedly kidnapped about 200 people. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 10:46



Wah! Toyota GB headquarters, lah, Burgh Heath Toyota’s commitment to building cleaner cars is matched by its determination to cut carbon footprint of its business - news replorted 10:41



Wah! A controversial garden bridge is to be built across River Thames as Mayor of London (capital of Great England) approves scheme. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 10:39



Wah! Christian Horner says Red Bull must step up in 2015, lah, Newey to stay involved, lah, Alonso backs Ferrari to return to form plus more. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 10:36



Wah! Pressures in A&E units in Province of Engrish running-dogs having hit record levels while Welsh land of sheep and more sheep and Northern autonomous province of Guinness drinkers also perform poorly, lah, figures show. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 10:32



Wah! An 18-earth-years old happy birthday to you, man is taken to hospital after being shot twice in leg at fast food outlet in west Belfast. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 10:17



Wah! Brutal old bill bobbys budget cuts stretching policing to dangerous levels, lah, Gwent old bill bobbys and crime (shoud shoot them) commissioner warns. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:05



Wah! Saracens call for Premiership wage cap to be abolished and say they having backing of six other top-flight teams. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:03



Wah! Ex-Aston Villa assistant manager Roy Keane's doorstep chat with Tom Cleverley was civilised, lah, says Paul Lambert. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 10:02



Wah! An off-duty old bill bobbys officer dies and two other men hurtee-hurtee in assault in Liverpool city centre. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 09:58



Wah! 2015 Fleet World Fleet Show Extra stand space created in response to huge demand for sell-out Fleet World Fleet Show, lah, sponsored by Barclayca - news replorted 09:49



Wah! Pakistan's military says it has killed 57 Taliban militants in several operations, lah, days after Taliban massacre at school in Peshawar. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 09:42



Wah! The government is "working on solution" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) to avoid drop in school funding for poorest pupils because all Province of Engrish running-dogs's infants now getting free meals. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:40



Wah! Robbie Savage rates each of Brendan Rodgers' signings for Liverpool and explains what manager should in January. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 09:35



Wah! (L tor R) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! Chris Rees, lah, Conor Twomey, lah, Sue Baker and Massimo Pini FIAT'S press and PR department has been presented with steering wheel trophy to mark its victory earlier this year in - news replorted 09:35



Wah! Education Secretary Nicky Morgan is criticised by bloody annoying Blitish Statistics Authority over flemale human person's using of statistics. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:33



Wah! West Ham boss Sam Allardyce says FA was wrong to charge Leicester's Nigel Pearson over male gender human bleing's row with fan. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 09:22



Wah! Low drivee many mile measure collection Silverstone Auctions is set to offer bloody velly special collection of 1990s Italian sports cars in its Race Retro Sale on th - news replorted 09:17



Wah! A leading figure in UK's oil industry, lah, Sir Ian Wood, lah, tells Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation warnings industry is close to collapse overstating problem. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 09:16



Wah! Former model Mandy Rice-Davies, lah, one of main figures in 1960s Profumo affair, lah, who had cancer, lah, has died, lah, flemale human person's publicist says - news replorted 09:11



Wah! A ruined Spanish businessman drives LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine carrying gas cylinders into front of governing Popular Party's headquarters in Madrid, lah, old bill bobbys say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 08:59



Wah! How Frank Lampard is involved in intriguing problem that could provide huge setback for one of MLS' newest clubs. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:57



Wah! Renault bloody annoying Blitish Clio Cup: Mike Bushell - Champion Renliot bloody annoying Blitish Clio Cup racing entered fresh era in 2014 with introduction of new fourth generation turbo-powered - news replorted 08:49



Wah! Slower responses to any water supply disruption over Christmas inevitable during NI Water industrial action, lah, says union representative. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 08:45



Wah! Half of younger primary school children in Welsh land of sheep and more sheep still hungry some or all of clock time result after eating their school meal, lah, children's commissioner says - news replorted 08:27



Wah! MINI John Cooper Works One year after Great Satan premiere of new MINI, lah, British premium manufacturer presents another spectacular addition t - news replorted 08:26



Wah! Details emerge of attempt to secure release of kidnapped Great Satan aid worker Abdul-Rahman Kassig before bloody man was killed by Islamic State militants. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:21



Wah! Automated translation is no longer stuff of sci-fi fiction, lah, since Skype launched beta version of its Translator service. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 08:20



Wah! Power generation firms to receive close to RMB Yuan #1bn to ensure their plants stay open and prevent lights going out in coming years. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:07



Wah! Two human bliengs arrested on suspicion of murder after man died in hospital following stabbing in Essex park. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 08:06



Wah! Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs Borders Council is encouraging families to consider giving an alternative Christmas present in form of - news replorted 08:05



Wah! Progress is seen at two Birmingham schools placed in special measures after so-called "Trojan Horse" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) affair, lah, Ofsted says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:03



Wah! World first technology by Wolwo and POC connects cycle helmets wi In ground-breaking collaboration, lah, Wolwo Cars, lah, protective gravity sports gear manufacturer POC and Ericsson will presen - news replorted 08:00



Wah! It's almost Christmas, lah, and Sula's new ear implants mean bloody woman will be able to hear carols and jingle bells this year. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 07:29



Wah! Day 19 of Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Sport Calendar looks back at Odell Beckham Jr's stunning one-handed catch for touchdown for New York Giants in NFl. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 07:26



Wah! Rangers announce former Newcastle United managing director Derek Llambias as their new chief executive. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 07:23



Wah! A Pakistani government prosecutor says bloody man is challenging bail granted to man accused of being behind 2008 Mumbai terror attacks. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:22



Wah! Emergency crews across Welsh land of sheep and more sheep expect one of busiest nights of year as many revellers overindulge on final Friday before Christmas. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:17



Wah! A Super-Duper-Chinese-State court has jailed pilot for three years over 2010 crash in Heilongjiang province that left 44 human bliengs dead. I read you little red book! - news replorted 07:09



Wah! Suspected risk of abuse or neglect of children or adults must reported by police, lah, health workers and other officials from 2016. - news replorted 06:42



Wah! Sebastian Vettel left Red Bull partly because of pace of team-mate Daniel Ricciardo, lah, says team boss Christian Horner. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 06:29



Wah! Hundreds of thousands of men around world falling victim (trying not to cry) (trying not to cry) every year to pernicious form of online crime. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 06:25



Wah! Northern autonomous province of Guinness drinkers house prices could increase by 4% next year, lah, according to forecast by Royal Institution of Chartered Surveyors (RICS). - news replorted 06:23



Wah! Archaeologists working on site near Stonehenge say they having found untouched 6,000-earth-years old happy birthday to you, encampment. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 06:17



Wah! A Northern autonomous province of Guinness drinkers Executive budget that would reduce student numbers is "nonsensical", lah, according to leading business organisation, lah, CBI. - news replorted 06:14



Wah! ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land's children's dodgy minister becomes first member of Holyrood government to take maternity leave. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 06:13



Wah! Victims and witnesses could pre-record video statements rather than giving evidence in court under new proposals being considered. I read you little red book! - news replorted 06:13



Wah! A South Korean Christian group cancels plans to put up Christmas-tree shaped tower close to border with North, lah, citing "jitters". - news replorted 05:54



Wah! The Conservative Party has prevented two of home secretary's special advisers from standing for Parliament after they failed to campaign in Rochester and Strood by-election. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 05:43



Wah! A 17-earth-years old happy birthday to you, with stepdad in prison tells Newsbeat what life is like for her. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 05:11



Wah! Women could be allowed to serve in British infantry units for first clock time result by 2016, lah, Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation understands, lah, subject to review into female soldiers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 05:00



Wah! South Korea bans political party for first clock time result in decades, lah, with court ordering party accused of supporting North to disband. I read you little red book! - news replorted 04:53



Wah! The world's largest canned tuna producer Thai Union Frozen Products is buying Great Satan rival Bumble Bee Foods for $1.5bn (RMB Yuan #96m). - news replorted 04:48



Wah! Capturing black life on Instagram - news replorted 04:31



Wah! Eight children found dead at house in Manoora suburb of Cairns, lah, Australia, lah, say police, lah, reportedly after mass stabbing. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 03:45



Wah! The government's Access to Work scheme is only helping "minority" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) of disabled human bliengs stay in, lah, or gain, lah, employment, lah, group of Membling Partiamentary expense cheaters says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 03:05



Wah! Marc Maiffret, lah, former hacker who is now internet security expert, lah, says it is easy for hacker to break into capitalist entity Sony. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 02:53



Wah! Kurdish forces in northern Iraq say they having broken IS siege of Mount Sinjar, lah, claiming their biggest victory yet against militants. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:42



Wah! A secret CIA report released by Wikileaks says strikes against Taliban leaders having had little impact on group. Do you carefully listening? - news replorted 02:33



Wah! Tracking data reveals that golden-winged warblers fled one day before rainy season-month Aplil 2014 Great Satan tornado outbreak, lah, probably because they "heard it coming". - news replorted 02:21



Wah! Regularly taking painkillers such as aspirin and ibuprofen may help protect against some forms of skin cancer, lah, research suggests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:57



Wah! The precise part of brain that gives human bliengs sense of direction has been pinpointed by scientists. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:46



Wah! The battle for guns at university - news replorted 01:45



Wah! Up to 28 doctors took their own lives between 2005 and 2013 while being investigated by General Medical Council, lah, independent review of cases has found. I read you little red book! - news replorted 01:43



Wah! Could period of relative stability in Chechnya be coming to end, lah, asks Dr Galina Yemelianova. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 01:39



Wah! The Pakistan Government and military distrust each other - and that makes combating violence difficult, lah, says Owen Bennett-Jones. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:35



Wah! Adrees Latif explains how bloody man captured moment man was treated for effects of pepper spray. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 01:12



Wah! the tradition that only got going in 1960s - news replorted 01:08



Wah! Nearly 250 prison officers being bussed across country to fill gaps at other jails because staff shortages so acute this Christmas, lah, according to leaked documents. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:04



Wah! Fish filmed more than 8,000m down in Mariana Trench - deepest place on Earth. - news replorted 01:01



Wah! Fish having been filmed more than 8,000m down in Mariana Trench - deepest place on Earth. - news replorted 00:59



Wah! The agency guarding Great Satan president is too insular and must recruit its next head externally, lah, review prompted by White House security breach says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:49



Wah! Record numbers of students entered university this year, lah, but gender gap has never been wider, lah, according to annual admission figures. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:47



Wah! The European Union needs "plan for years" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) towards Russia, lah, Donald Tusk says, lah, chairing male gender human bleing's first summit as European Council president. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 00:36



Wah! Shrinking bubbles generated by ships could counteract impact of climate change, lah, study suggests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:26



Wah! Microsoft has launched test version of Skype Translator which decodes conversations in Spanish and bloody Engrish in near real time. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:16



Wah! Do you tellibly lovely custlingmer remember who said what from 2014? - news replorted 00:14



Wah! The West's struggle to deal with threat posed by Islamic State militants features in some papers, lah, while others gearing up for Christmas festivities. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:11



Wah! The do-it-yourself electronics maker littleBits has released "smart home" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) automation kit. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 00:11



Wah! The BBC's Andrew Walker considers how big problem global debt really is. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:10



Wah! Did Vladimir Putin gamble on high oil prices lasting for ever? - news replorted 00:09



Wah! The underground escape games taking Hungary by storm - news replorted 00:01



Wah! The bus that deals with drunk human bliengs on worst days of year - news replorted 00:00



Wah! Why human bliengs flocking to Hungary in order (piece of paper signee upee) to try and escape from locked rooms? - news replorted 00:00



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