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Customer Letter: 1489 / 1528
Andrew says...
NISSAN QASHQAII simply cannot believe how easy leasing a car has been. In fact the most difficult part of the whole process was actually choosing a car that I wanted. There was so much choice!

I have never leased a car before and was rather pessimistic about leasing as I have always owned my car. One visit to LingsCars.com totally changed my mind as it listed all the costs, how it all worked and instant access to a member of staff who also were brilliant when I asked questions.

I am very happy with my new Qashqai and is the best decision I have ever made regarding cars as especially in this snowy weather the car is brilliant.

I can't ever see myself buying a car again; I just don't see the point. Especially with what Ling is offering. The customer service on the website is literally phenomenal and you know exactly where you stand all the time.

Thanks very much Ling.

Dealer Service – EXCELLENT, brilliant service. Thank you!

Andrew Appleyard
11 Fox Howe
Coulby Newham
Middlesbrough
TS8 0RU


Editor Note: What a long letter, lovely! You are a Programme Executive with the Prince's Trust, so you are an expert in excellence. I appreciate your comments. Thanks for that PHENOMENAL word, love it. Enjoy the bloody nice Qashqai, hope Charlie is impressed when he sees it! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1355 / 1528
Jayne says...
CITROEN C5First car I have leased. I found the service very professional, Ling is great to deal with, great sense of humour!! The website and secure LINGO system for communication is "Boss"!! Cannot speak highly enough! Good delivery of my new C5.

Jayne Wilson
Hollygarth
Carlton-in-Cleveland
Middlesbrough
TS9 7BB


Editor Note: Jayne, you are Op Manager for a company in Carlisle and I am so happy to get good reports like this from someone who deals with day-to-day operations. It means I am doing something right!!! Have a great time in the C5, and welcome to the world of leasing! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1320 / 1528
Jayne says...
CITROEN C5This was the first time I have had a car on contract hire and I was surprised how easy it was. I believe a lot of it was down to you. I can recommend you to anyone and have already done so. Many thanks. Good delivery. The CD installation let the dealer down, after 3 weeks I still don't have it fitted.

Jayne Wilson
Hollygarth
Carlton-in-Cleveland
Middlesbrough
TS9 7BB


Editor Note: Well, for the record, the supplier (today) said: "The company we use for CD players has let us down. He promised he could supply and fit the correct CD player but now he is saying he cannot and not phoning any of us back. Our parts department is ordering one from the factory which we will then go up and fit. I will give Mrs Wilson a call with an update. I did call Mr Wilson yesterday and explained what we were doing.". However, I am annoyed that it has to take this long for action, and the supplying Citroen dealer must take responsibility at an earlier stage. The dealer has been kicked. It is so important to give customers good service and it is always finance companies and dealers who let the side down. Soon, you will be able to blast out your CDs, Jayne! :) I must say, you do have a CD player in your car, just not the CD changer system. I would not allow you to have NO music :) Apart from that, thanks so much for the comments about my service. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1211 / 1528
Pamela says...
 I have recently leased a new Mazda 3 from Ling and have found the experience excellent. The information and communication throughout the deal from the first initial enquiry through to delivery of the car was first class. The security measures within Ling's site on line give confidence in the use of it. I would recommend Ling to everyone looking to have a lease car without all the sales hassle. Excellent service and delivered on time.

Pamela Atkinson
74 Cinnamon Drive
Trimdon Station
Durham
TS29 6NY


Editor Note: Wow! That is a hell of a nice letter about your Mazda 3 Takara! As you work as a Senior Admin in South Tyneside, I am very proud that you found my systems worked well. I give security the top priority. Thanks so much for the kind comments, this is what makes me happy at the end of the day. Enjoy the car, Pamela!!! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1108 / 1528
Lee says...
 A few hiccups with my new Chrysler 300C but Ling always replied and got on with it within minutes. First class service and plenty of humour, thank you very much, wouldn't go anywhere else. I never dealt with the dealer, only Ling.

Lee Rowney
The Car Warehouse
Snowdon Road
Middlesbrough
TS21LR


Editor Note: Lee, well, you should be glad you didn't deal with the dealer as these Chrysler dealers are not the best, and they caused the hiccups. At one stage they changed their mind on supply! But, you got a damn cheap car in the end and I'm so glad you enjoyed it. I am so pleased "The Car Warehouse" gets their director cars from me :). I have given you a hyperlink! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1027 / 1528
Steven says...
CarGreat service as ever Ling.

Steven Langley
Matrix Intelligence
Stratford House
Ramsgate
Stockton-on-Tees
TS18 1BS


Editor Note: Short letter writing competition WINNER! Save ink, save the environment :) Enjoy your Megane Sport Tourer, Steven. Matrix Intelligence is a UK designer and manufacturer of ruggedised digital CCTV video recorders. You specialise in mobile vehicle video recorders. You also supply niche covert surveillance recorders and undertake specialist projects to develop customised solutions. Hence the feeling I am being watched :). Despite very short letter, I give you hyperlink! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1026 / 1528
Peter says...
CarThe only problem with leasing a vehicle via Lingscars is that you have to write one of these testimonials. There only so many times you can praise her!! And the service received. :) Nissan Qashqai delivered 1st thing - for a change. Good delivery.

Peter Hawkins
Minster Cleaning Services
Stockton Business Centre
70-74 Brunswick Street,
Stockton on Tees
TS18 1DW


Editor Note: Peter, you have had so many cars from me I have lost count! I always nag you to tell me how things went for you and this time I asked for more than 5 words :) You obliged - just, hahahaha! What a fantastic customer! Delivery time depends on how far away the supplier is, and most places far away from Stockton which is somewhere close to the end of the earth... Hehehe. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1012 / 1528
Gary says...
CarGood services and communications. Kept informed of progress at regular intervals. All information was accurate and precise. Car was delivered a few days later than first thought but this was no problem. Dealer service was and has been good. Will definitely buy next car from Ling. Good delivery.

Gary Martin
663 Yarm Road, Eaglescliffe
Stockton On Tees
TS16 0JF


Editor Note: Gaza, you have a bloody pub called The Blue Bell, so I will be calling in for a (free) drink next time I am in Stockton. What lovely weather in summer 2008 for an Astra Twintop! Glad you are a happy bunny. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1002 / 1528
Peter says...
CarSpot on every time! And no fee!!

Peter Hawkins
Minster Cleaning Services
Stockton Business Centre
70-74 Brunswick Street,
Stockton on Tees
TS18 1DW


Editor Note: Peter, short letter, hahaha. Maybe you get tired writing, you have had so many cars from me :)The Qashqai is a great car, hope it does good service for your business. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 967 / 1528
Andrew says...
CarCleveland Technology Group have used Ling to source cars for us several times, and her service has been reliable and fuss-free. Once you take her (albiet very attention-grabbing) marketing out of the equation, you are left with a perfectly good contract hire company which often proves to be very competitive.

Andrew Gleghorn
Cleveland Circuits Ltd
Skelton Industrial Estate
Skelton
TS12 2LQ


Editor Note: Yes, Andrew, you have had a Peugeot 807 and a Renault Scenic and now a Lexus IS. I'm so glad you think I give you a good service :). I can only say your company is great to deal with and look forward to your next email for a car. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 848 / 1528
Peter says...
CarCar

Great prices, great cars and great service. Good delivery.

Peter Hawkins
Minster Cleaning Services
Stockton Business Centre
70-74 Brunswick Street
Stockton On Tees
TS18 1DW


Editor Note: Peter, I have supplied you with LOADS of cars. Hope the two Grande Puntos do a good job for you. I guess they will be full of mops and Flash. See you soon! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 839 / 1528
Ahmed says...
CarHello Ling. What can I say?

I am a repeat customer, this time a lovely Kia Picanto for my wife (last time a Kia Sorento) Your website is very informative, everything is clearly explained the whole process was very plain sailing. The sweets were lovely (really??? - Ling), I also enjoyed the Chinese seaweed. Delivery excellent, very courteous and professional.

Ahmed Omar
10 The Granary
Wynyard
Billingham
TS22 5QG


Editor Note: Ahmed, you are a superstar to take two cars. Kia should be very pleased they have such a loyal customer! You have proved what a super customer you are, the least I could do was to feed you! Seaweed is very good for the brain, but be careful on the beaches near Billingham, you have a nuclear power station near there! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 823 / 1528
Russell says...
CarThis Mercedes CLK Coupe is the second car that I've leased from Ling. I am very happy to deal with her. Ling does her best to make customers feel welcome. The best thing Ling does is to call you straight back and she sorts out any problems or worries. I look forward to dealing with her over the next couple of years.

Russell Corner
6 Trimdon Avenue
Middlesbrough
TS5 8LP


Editor Note: Hey, hey! Returning customers always welcome, Russell! Of course I return your calls :) You are too used to dealing with standard car dealers, even Mercedes dealers. They are not so hot, eh? Anyway, enjoy the damn CLK and I'll see you soon! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 793 / 1528
Sarah says...
CarLing, the Zafira is proving a great run-around, really useful as part of our vehicle fleet. Thanks for all your help! Excellent delivery, professional service and on-time!

Sarah Harker
Power Protection Engineering Ltd
Millenium Court
Ellerbeck Way
Stokesley
TS9 5JZ


Editor Note: Sarah, this car follows the Nissan Navara you have just had from me. Thanks for being a super customer! I love the way the Zafira is just a "run-around", hehehe. Enjoy! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 792 / 1528
Ahmed says...
CarAfter wasting 3 weeks waiting for a firm quote from a reputable company that advertises in the national press, I came across your site. You provided an excellent service, very friendly and professional, the sweets are lovely too! Best wishes for Christmas and the New Year! Excellent delivery of my new Kia Sorrento; prompt, helpful, professional.

Ahmed Omar
10 The Granary
Wynyard
Billingham
TS22 5QG


Editor Note: Ahmed, thanks. You were super-duper customer. You prove that advertising in the national press does NOT guarantee you a good service. - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 737 / 1528
Glyn says...
CarLing provides an excellent service with good communication. Dealings are open and honest. Will definitely consider another rental when this one expires. Keep up the good work!

Glyn Lewis
4 Sheerness Way
Redcar
TS10 2RQ


Editor Note: Glyn, well, there was a mix-up on your delivery date, sorry about that, I shouted at the dealer. However, you liked the service and you are pleased with your car! Great! - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 697 / 1528
Peter says...
Car"Does what she says on the tin". Good deals, good service, good variety, good delivery.

Peter Hawkins
Minster Cleaning Services
Stockton Business Centre
70-74 Brunswick Street
Stockton On Tees
TS18 1DW


Editor Note: Peter, ANOTHER car for you, this time a Fiat Grande Punto! Keep it up :) I really enjoy to supply you. - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 695 / 1528
Sarah says...
CarLing has been a very attentive and helpful supplier, I cannot fault her service, we will certainly be referring future vehicle requirements to her! Excellent delivery of our Nissan Navara.

Sarah Harker
Power Protection Engineering Ltd
Millenium Court
Ellerbeck Way
Stokesley
TS9 5JZ


Editor Note: Sarah, well, so glad to be able to deliver this Navara, to be followed shortly by a Zafira you have on order with me. Thanks for being so good to me and so efficient with the paperwork - it helps :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 693 / 1528
Peter says...
CarPrompt, reliable service and good prices. What we've come to expect. Good delivery.

Peter Hawkins
Minster Cleaning Services
Stockton Business Centre
70-74 Brunswick Street
Stockton On Tees
TS18 1DW


Editor Note: Peter, you are a great repeat customer. Now you have a new Skoda Fabia - a great new small car. Don't let me stop you doing the dusting, hehehe, as you keep Stockton clean. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 687 / 1528
Ray says...
CarIt is such a refreshing change to deal with a company who seems to care, and are pretty competitive to boot! Excellent delivery of my BMW 3-series Coupe, good communication.

Ray Stock
NU*Stock Ltd
Unit 7/9
Ross Road
Stockton-on-Tees
TS18 2NH


Editor Note: Ray, well, you have a damn cheap BMW 320i Coupe complete with leather seats! Hope you have a great time and enjoy driving it. Thanks for being such a sweet customer, a pleasure to deal with you :) - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 659 / 1528
Ahmed says...
CarHello Ling

Many thanks for the Sorento, delivery person was very professional and helpful , I took your advice and tips about checking car etc.

This must the easiest way for getting a new car with very little outlay. cannot recommend you highly enough, one of my colleagues at work is already tempted and is checking your site.

Ahmed Omar
10 The Granary
Wynyard
Billingham
TS22 5QG


Editor Note: Wow, thanks for referring me, Omar. I am really happy to be delivering these Kias, they are great cars, there is much discussion about them taking much more market share in the future. Hope you enjoy driving it. - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 488 / 1528
Angela says...
 "My new VW Golf is fine, service including delivery was good. A set of floor mats would be a nice touch. That little bit extra sets you apart."

Angela
Teesside Electrical Supplies Ltd
Unit 4, Crofton Court
Crofton Road
Stockton on Tees
TS18 2QZ


Editor Note: Angela, this is the fourth car I have supplied now to Teesside Electrical. Previously you've had a Primera, a Ford Focus and a Citroen Dispatch van. You know if I cost mats in, the rental would increase. Some finance companies I use do supply them after delivery, others don't. Halfords do them at £9.99 and it makes sense to me to get cheap ones, after all, only your shoes notice :). Thanks for being such a lovely customer! - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 461 / 1528
Neil says...
MAZDA MX-5"Car was delivered last Thursday as arranged. Great fun! I can't believe how easy it all was. Thank you for your assistance. Will be back in touch when our other car needs replacing."

Neil Fryett
15 Boar Lane
Ingleby Barwick
Stockon On Tees
TS17 0RX


Editor Note: Ha! You live in Stockton which is a dodgy area to have an MX5, but you reckon it will survive, Neil. Maybe I'll see you whizzing around, I am often in that area playing ping pong with my club - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 425 / 1528
Ian says...
LEXUS IS"After searching with Lexus dealers and other suppliers, I emailed Ling. I thought "no way can this Chinese woman beat all these other proper companies". I really thought I shouldn't bother.

However, I did. And what happened? Online - instantly - Ling told me a price I couldn't believe and she got a DIFFERENT Lexus dealer to deliver my new car the instant I signed the documents. Less than 1 week later I was sitting in my new car and I paid the lowest monthly rental in the UK. Just amazing. How on earth can Ling do it?

I was a bit taken aback at the "what you want?" approach after being schmoozed by Lexus dealers, but as Ling told me, she treats all cars like cans of beans - no status hang ups. But her service is outstanding. Well done, Ling!"

Ian McKenna
152 High Street West
Redcar
TS10 5BL


Editor Note: Nice letter, thanks Ian. I must say that this delivery was fast because of an extraordinary Lexus dealer. He is the best I have found. I cannot always do things this fast, this was unusual. But why get stuck up on brands? It is only a badge and bloody Japanese as well! Anyway, another customer bites the dust, so glad you are happy with your Lexus IS220D SE, Ian! - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 337 / 1528
Mark says...
 "Hi Ling,

Thanks for making the whole system of leasing a car so easy. I have never leased a car before, but now I can see the advantages. I will definitely be back for a new car in two years. Hurray!, for the little company!!! Dealer was excellent, they delivered the car very early so I did not have to wait!"

P.S. Stockton is not too bad, my house is nice!! haha."

Mark Beattie
6 Wasdale Grove
Stockton On Tees
TS19 0PP


Editor Note: Oooops, I probably made some offhand comment to Mark about Stockton being full of drug-dealers and council houses. Never mind, I'm sure there is a nice street or two. Hope you like the SAAB 9-3, Mark, I had one for 4 months last year and it was very nice car, except for bloody handbrake trapping my small fingers - Ling



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Wah! Five Chechen men awaiting trial over murder of Russian opposition politician Boris Nemtsov appear in court via video link. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 16:20



Wah! Ex-old bill bobbys officer who leaked details of Milly Dowler inquiry to UK's Sun newspaper jailed for 18 months - news replorted 15:41



Wah! The winner of Nigeria's presidential election Muhammadu Buhari vows that militants Boko Haram will "soon knowing strength of our collective will". - news replorted 15:35



Wah! A driver accused of deliberately crashing male gender human bleing's LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine on motorway to kill male gender human bleing's wife, lah, "imploded" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) into trees, lah, witnesses tell court. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 15:31



Wah! Saudi Arabia's air operation against Yemen's Houthi rebels is ending its first week with no let-up - but what Saudis hoping to achieve, lah, asks Frank Gardner - news replorted 15:18



Wah! President Barack "I da man! Yes I can!" Obama has ordered creation of programme that would allow Great Satan government to sanction Bloody foreign hackers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 15:13



Wah! Schools who ask parents to pay for A-level and GCSE exam appeals risk discriminating against poorer pupils, lah, says teachers' union. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 15:12



Wah! World Premiere For All-New Rexus RX At New York Motor Show RX is best-selling model in Lexus’s 26-year history. You give me happy happy luck luck. With more than 2.1 million reaching road, lah, it represents - news replorted 15:12



Wah! A builder admits murdering property developer and male gender human bleing's wife as they slept, lah, in jealous revenge attack. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 15:10



Wah! Some of India's richest businessmen having appointed their wives as capitalist entity directors to comply with new law. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 14:48



Wah! Law student Erol Incedal has been jailed for 42 months for possessing bomb-making manual after earlier being cleared of plotting terror attack. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 14:44



Wah! Islamic State militants enter Palestinian refugee camp Yarmobloody annoying Blitish in Syrian capital, lah, seizing control of large areas, lah, reports say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 14:29



Wah! Mercedes-Benz Citan Mercedes-Benz Vans has introduced 0% APR representative finance you tellibly lovely custlingmer wan' borrow many Yuan offer across entire range, lah, with RMB Yuan #250 deposit con - news replorted 14:24



Wah! A government ban on inmates with history of absconding from being transferred to open prisons is declared unlawful by High Court judges. Eating rice!! - news replorted 14:22



Wah! New photos having emerged of Captain Scott and male gender human bleing's expedition to South Pole, lah, in course of which bloody man died. I read you little red book! - news replorted 14:22



Wah! Singer-songwriter Joni Mitchell is undergoing tests in hospital after being found unconscious at home, lah, but said to be awake and in velly damn good boiled chicken-feet spirits. Eating rice!! - news replorted 14:16



Wah! Northampton wing George North will miss Saturday's European Champions Cup game with Clermont because of head injury. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 14:13



Wah! At least 35 workers having been killed by blast at diary factory in Yemen, lah, medics say, lah, as Saudi-led air strikes continue against Houthi rebels. Eating rice!! - news replorted 13:55



Wah! A Mafia boss who faced extradition to serve prison sentence in Italy has had male gender human bleing's sentence dropped after Italian authorities said it had expired. I read you little red book! - news replorted 13:47



Wah! The "Mickey-Mouse practicals" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) students under current A-level system, lah, having nothing to with "real science", lah, teaching union conference has heard. I read you little red book! - news replorted 13:41



Wah! Fuzz on Enviro-Strip stand, lah, with Alan Duncan and Vaughan Bridgewater British TV presenter Fuzz Townshend was voice of choice for businesses, lah, campaigns, lah, clubs and classic LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine industr - news replorted 13:34



Wah! Google announces that range of computer-on-a-sticks and laptops costing as low as $149 (RMB Yuan #101) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! joining its range of Chrome OS devices. Eating rice!! - news replorted 13:31



Wah! Parents and teachers not telling old bill bobbys about children who may try to join Islamic State (IS) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! for fear of criminalising them, lah, former senior prosecutor says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 13:31



Wah! A couple from Scunthorpe wins RMB Yuan #1m on EuroMillions lottery for second time, lah, Camelot confirms. Eating rice!! - news replorted 13:27



Wah! Jeep Wrangler British tuning box designer and producer TDI-Tuning’s bespoke tuning boxes in ever increasing demand among Dual and - news replorted 13:13



Wah! Newspapers in bloody annoying Blitish having published variety of far-fetched stories that turned out to be rainy season-month Aplil Fool's Day jokes. Eating rice!! - news replorted 13:06



Wah! A mother is accused of being not "entirely truthful" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) when giving evidence at flemale human person's father's trial for murder of male gender human bleing's granddaughter. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 13:01



Wah! With 1 rainy season-month Aplil coming just two days after campaigning officially got under way, lah, we round up inevitable election-related jokes. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:47



Wah! A South Korean man who attacked Great Satan ambassador to Seoul with knife, lah, slashing male gender human bleing's face and arms, lah, is formally charged with attempted murder. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 12:47



Wah! Why is Cecil Rhodes such controversial figure? - news replorted 12:44



Wah! The Force - mysterious energy field used by Jedi in Star Wars - has been discovered by researchers at Cern laboratory in rainy season-month Aplil Fools prank. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 12:39



Wah! Productivity, lah, or output per hour worked, lah, fell again in last three months of year. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! That is sobering after Tuesday's better news on economic growth and living standards - news replorted 12:34



Wah! JMW Motorsports will continue its technical partnership with Zircotec Effective thermal management that both protects and extended life of race components has led European Le Mans Series - news replorted 12:26



Wah! School children "brainwashed" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) with pro-EU propaganda and should not be allowed to vote in any future in/out referendum, lah, says UKIp. Do you carefully listening? - news replorted 12:22



Wah! A teaching assistant is charged with using pupil's email account to send bomb threat to school where bloody woman worked. I read you little red book! - news replorted 12:21



Wah! Bolivia's Defence dodgy minister Jorge Ledezma is sacked after bloody man travelled to neighbouring Chile wearing vest with controversial motto. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 12:18



Wah! British world number one taekwondo fighter Aaron Cook confirms bloody man plans to represent Moldova at Rio Olympics. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:15



Wah! A Mafia boss set to be extradited to serve jail term in Italy after bloody man lived for more than 20 years in London (capital of Great England) has male gender human bleing's sentence dropped by Italian authorities. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:11



Wah! The productivity of bloody annoying Blitish workforce remains slightly lower than in 2007, lah, marking "unprecedented absence" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) of growth in post-war era, lah, official figures show. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 12:00



Wah! Adrien Broner tweets video of himself talking to Amir Khan on phone, lah, hinting at possible showdown. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 11:58



Wah! Surrey’s Paul Rivett is aiming for male gender human bleing's 4th Renliot bloody annoying Blitish Clio Cup title countdown is almost over: Kent’s world-famous Brands Hatch circuit this Easter weekend sets scene for openin - news replorted 11:51



Wah! Two Ryanair planes scrape each other on ground at Dublin airport, lah, airline confirms. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:39



Wah! Mustafa Kamal resigns as International damn crazy Engrish baseball game Council president after being replaced as prize-giver at World Cup. Do you carefully listening? - news replorted 11:38



Wah! The Palestinians having formally joined International Criminal Court (ICC), lah, key step towards being able to pursue Israelis for alleged fighty bang-bang crimes. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:23



Wah! The Conservative party launches its own range of Labour mugs on rainy season-month Aplil Fool's Day. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 11:13



Wah! ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land will discover on 21 May if their Euro 2016 qualifier in Georgia will be played behind closed doors after crowd trouble in Tbilisi. - news replorted 11:12



Wah! The CEOs of Germanwings and Lufthansa having said they sorry for what has happened after visiting Seyne-les-Alpes, lah, town nearest site of crashed Germanwings plane. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 10:56



Wah! HPI adds MOT and tax data to trade HPI checks Automotive technology solutions provider, lah, HPI, lah, is bringing dealers new level of insight into potential cost of veh - news replorted 10:40



Wah! Manufacturing and jobs picking up in eurozone I give you tellibly lovely custlingmer damn thanks of billion Chinesey human bliengs to weaker euro, lah, according to closely-watched survey. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 10:38



Wah! One of stars of Daily Show speaks out in defence of Trevor Noah, lah, its newly appointed host, lah, amid controversy over old remarks bloody man posted on Twitter. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 10:37



Wah! The Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation meets man who has created male gender human bleing's own underground library after local council library burned down. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 10:31



Wah! Beetle Concept cars At New York International Auto Show, lah, which begins today, lah, Wlokswaglon is revealing four new versions of legendary - news replorted 10:30



Wah! rainy season-month Aplil Fools' Day is clock time result when mischievous fictional news stories suddenly pop up, lah, but some turn out to be genuine. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 10:29



Wah! Zero-hours contracts having become major political issue in Uk. What you wan'?!! But where did they come from and what arguments for and against? - news replorted 10:26



Wah! Intruders enter office of Turkey's ruling AK Party in Istanbul, lah, day after prosecutor was taken hostage and killed in city. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 10:21



Wah! Mark Wahlberg is to co-produce and potentially star in film about 2013 bombing of Boston Marathon and city-wide manhunt that followed. I read you little red book! - news replorted 09:55



Wah! The boss of Flintshire-based food capitalist entity Iceland is one of 100 business leaders backing Conservatives' economic policies in open letter. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 09:54



Wah! Ducati Training Center DESI Ducati and Lamborghini, lah, Italian companies part of Vorsprunging Audi Techiclate AG group, lah, having celebrated milestone with their joint social pro - news replorted 09:47



Wah! A key ally of Russian anti-Kremlin campaigner Alexei Navalny - Vladimir Ashurkov - is granted political asylum in Uk. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 09:44



Wah! Any video showing final moments of Germanwings flight which crashed in Alps must be handed in, lah, French prosecutor says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:30



Wah! A large fire breaks out at Bicester Village shopping outlet in Oxfordshire. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 09:30



Wah! old bill bobbys in India arrest four men in connection with rape of elderly nun in West Bengal state which sparked outrage. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 09:23



Wah! Special needs provision in Province of Engrish running-dogs has been "drastically damaged" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) by funding cuts, lah, leader of teachers union has argued. I read you little red book! - news replorted 09:16



Wah! ŠKODA ShadeChange™ technology brings ...you wan' red car blue car any damn colour you want colour to Fabia owners Fabia drivers who find themselves in blue mood, lah, pretty in pink or simply seeing red can now change ...you wan' red car blue car any damn colour you want colour of their - news replorted 09:16



Wah! RacingForHeroes backs Davis with expansion into Clio Cup Series High-profile charity initiative #RacingforHeroes will having presence in 2015 Michelin Clio Cup Race Series it is co - news replorted 09:14



Wah! Planning to getting away from it all this Easter? IAM’s chief examiner, lah, Peter Rodger, lah, is offering advice to drivers who - news replorted 09:09



Wah! Mitsubishi Motors in bloody annoying Blitish is delighted to announce this quarter’s magnificent Motability deals from their local Mitsub - news replorted 09:00



Wah! Spring is in air at last and Mlitslublishli Motors in bloody annoying Blitish is please (I not often say please! So you do it, now!)d (please (I not often say please! So you do it, now!)d is Super-Duper-Chinese-State character for shit dumbo), but still please (I not often say please! So you do it, now!)d to announce some great offers and deals across t - news replorted 09:00



Wah! Thousands of workers at Vietnam shoe factory continue to strike, lah, in rare anti-government protest over social insurlince law. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 08:56



Wah! funny shape ball-game stars will be chomping at bit to getting their mouth around latest innovation in protection from BMWah-wah! who has d - news replorted 08:34



Wah! Nissan introduces new ‘GYM’ button to help drivers getting fitter It may be capitalist entity renowned for its innovative driver assistance systems, lah, but now Nissling will be first vehicling driving car machine manu - news replorted 08:30



Wah! Tributes paid to off duty old bill bobbys officer who died after being hit by bus in Swansea city centre. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 08:16



Wah! Ed Miliband criticises zero hours contracts for "insecurity" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) they create for workers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:41



Wah! The UK's first city-wide ban on taking legal highs in public places comes into force. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 07:23



Wah! Their Euro 2016 qualifying campaign has been flawless but Roy Hodgson's developing Province of Engrish running-dogs having still to be tested against top-class opposition. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 06:57



Wah! Singer songwriter Joni Mitchell is in intensive care in Los Angeles hospital after being found unconscious in flemale human person's home. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 06:46



Wah! Business confidence in Japan flounders as last year's sales tax hike continues to hit sentiment. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 06:43



Wah! Barbara Plett Usher reports on Saudi Arabia's attempts to stop its citizens joining Islamic State abroad, lah, and asks whether it should be looking closer to home. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 06:39



Wah! The winner of Nigeria's presidential election, lah, Muhammadu Buhari, lah, hails "vote for change" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) and I give you tellibly lovely custlingmer damn thanks of billion Chinesey human bliengs beaten rival velly damn good boiled chicken-feetluck Jonathan. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 06:36



Wah! A Palestinian man says bloody man was tricked into selling work by graffiti artist, lah, Banksy, lah, that is estimated to be worth hundreds of thousands of dollars. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:34



Wah! A housing association is told it must revise its proplosal to money lending shark to redevelop former Visteon factory site in west Belfast. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 06:26



Wah! A New Zealand court finds Mark Lundy guilty for second clock time result of murdering male gender human bleing's wife and daughter, lah, after male gender human bleing's first conviction was thrown out. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 06:25



Wah! A number of senior nurses in Belfast Health Trust describe out-of-hours transfer of frail, lah, elderly patients between hospitals as abuse of vulnerable adults. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:23



Wah! A Palestinian man says bloody man was 'tricked' into selling mural by artist, lah, Banksy, lah, that is estimated to be worth hundreds of thousands of dollars. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:15



Wah! The number of meals being provided by council meals on wheels services has dropped by third in five years, lah, Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation investigation finds. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:15



Wah! Political parties clash over what they offering Welsh-go-go-gochly sheep friendly human bliengs economy at election debate in Llanelli. - news replorted 06:10



Wah! The political leader of Palestinian group Hamas, lah, Khaled Meshaal, lah, tells Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation results of Israel's elections will diminish hopes for peace. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 06:00



Wah! Volkswagen Caddy Maxi Mini Wlokswaglon Commercial vehicling driving car machines knows that when it comes to vans, lah, bigger is usually better. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! However, lah, with parking spaces - news replorted 06:00



Wah! A story that once dominated news seems to having dropped down media agenda, lah, so what lies behind decline in coverage? - news replorted 05:47



Wah! Russian and Iranian negotiators claim (always claiming, huh?) progress has been made over Iran's nuclear programme, lah, as talks continue beyond deadline for deal. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 05:37



Wah! Andrew Getty, lah, grandson of J Paul Getty and heir to family fortune, lah, has been found dead at home, lah, male gender human bleing's parents having confirmed. I read you little red book! - news replorted 05:08



Wah! Malaysian opposition leader Anwar Ibrahim will remain in jail for sodomy after request for royal pardon is turned down. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 05:02



Wah! Activity in China's vast manufactory sector picked up unexpectedly in March, lah, according to official government survey. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 04:31



Wah! The scale of China's land reclamation in South China Sea is leading to "serious questions" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) on its intentions, lah, top Great Satan official says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 04:03



Wah! Lincoln Castle is due to reopen later after RMB Yuan #22m renovation. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 03:29



Wah! One of largest medieval hospital burial grounds in Province of Engrish running-dogs, lah, containing about 1,300 remains, lah, is discovered under St John's College. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 03:26



Wah! Is Israel about to lose its American firewall at United Nations in New York, lah, asks Nick Bryant. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 02:37



Wah! The woman saving girls from 'cutting season' - news replorted 02:31



Wah! There is deep structural problem with current system of party politics in UK, lah, says Danny Kruger. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 02:29



Wah! What choices would you tellibly lovely custlingmer make? - news replorted 02:26



Wah! Two schools in widely differing, lah, but neighbouring areas of Lancashire illustrate flaws of thinking problems of one community faced by all, lah, says Sanchia Berg. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 02:25



Wah! Baldrick's rotten borough and other remarkable constituencies - news replorted 02:13



Wah! The Great Satan state of Arkansas approves religious freedom bill similar to one that caused storm of protest in Indiana from gay rights supporters. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:11



Wah! What would Karl Marx make of 21st Century? - news replorted 02:08



Wah! From cannabis conspiracy to Paralympics chance - news replorted 02:01



Wah! Tonight, lah, Jagluar Land Rover hosted special sneak preview event to showcase two important new models, lah, hours ahead of - news replorted 02:00



Wah! New Porsche Boxster Spyder Porsche is celebrating start of 2015 convertible season with World premiere of new Boxster Spyder, lah, pur - news replorted 02:00



Wah! Muhammadu Buhari's victory in Nigeria's presidential election marks hugely significant moment in country's history, lah, says BBC's Will Ross. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:56



Wah! A new tax which changes way human bliengs pay duty on house purchases comes into effect in ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land. I read you little red book! - news replorted 01:09



Wah! How human bliengs of Bengal faced starvation during WW2 - news replorted 01:07



Wah! Natalia Antelava meets woman living in abandoned apartment block in suburbs of Donetsk. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 01:04



Wah! A decade of strong growth in Scotch whisky exports came to end last year as overseas sales fell, lah, according to new figures. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:00



Wah! One of ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land's most successful businessmen, lah, Jim McColl, lah, has called for Holyrood to having full control over its finances by 2020. - news replorted 00:56



Wah! The way care is organised is radically changing across whole of ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land with councils and NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) working together to streamline services. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:54



Wah! Human rights group Amnesty International says there was "alarming" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) increase in death sentences in 2014, lah, with almost 500 more issued than in 2013. - news replorted 00:51



Wah! Westminster figures will travel to ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land on third day of campaigning in general election. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 00:49



Wah! A massive old bill bobbys hunt is under way in Colombia for man known as "Otoniel" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) who is said to run enormous drug trafficking empire. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:47



Wah! The women's fashion shop that resisted decades - news replorted 00:45



Wah! A warning 'not to change course' from senior business leaders, lah, Labours plans for 'zero hours' contracts, lah, and couple of extremely fecund fathers feature in Wednesday's papers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:45



Wah! Andros Townsend hopes bloody man has "silenced" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) male gender human bleing's critics after male gender human bleing's equaliser earned Province of Engrish running-dogs 1-1 friendly draw in Italy. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:45



Wah! Trevor Noah fans rally after backlash - news replorted 00:37



Wah! Virtual reality was shown off as tool for immersive, lah, empathetic journalism at recent Ted conference - but does it having future in film-making? - news replorted 00:24



Wah! A new method of compression could see ultra-HD video streamed to TVs and other devices using around 50% of bandwidth currently needed. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:22



Wah! Europe has its priorities wrong and should be focusing on what is going on in Ukraine, lah, says billionaire investor George Soros. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:13



Wah! Paracetamol is ineffective at treating back pain and osteoarthritis despite being recommended treatment, lah, group of Australian researchers warns. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:06



Wah! Major changes to care system in Province of Engrish running-dogs, lah, dubbed biggest shake-up for 60 years, lah, being introduced, lah, while ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land merges NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) and care budgets. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:04



Wah! Can you tellibly lovely custlingmer win at anything with enough practice? - news replorted 00:02



Wah! EU milk quotas scrapped, lah, bringing end to more than 30 years of efforts to prevent overproduction. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 00:02



Wah! A number of tax changes come in on 1 April, lah, which will mean cheaper flights for thousands of human bliengs who travel over 4,000 miles. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:01



Wah! The all-new Jagluar XF all-new Jagluar XF today made its global motor show debut in New York. What you wan'?!! Formed around Jaguar’s aluminium-intensive arc - news replorted 00:01



Wah! The all-new Jagluar XF all-new Jagluar XF brings unrivalled blend of design, lah, luxury, lah, technology and efficiency to lead business LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine s - news replorted 00:01



Wah! Range Rover Evoque WISE Scholarship applications  open for 2015 WISE and Jagluar Land Rover today open 2015 Range Rover Evoque WISE Scholarship, lah, aimed at young women planning care - news replorted 00:01



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