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Customer Letter: 1447 / 1529
Caroline says...
NISSAN QASHQAIThe service, understanding and knowledge LINGsCARS offer their clients is top notch. From visiting the website to taking delivery of my new Nissan Qashqai, my experience was a great one. Just really easy, extremely efficient and very helpful, truly unique, I would say and fun.

The website is fantastic. It was brilliant and made my life much easier, being able to share documents and progress with my husband who was thousands of miles away. I've tried hard to think of areas you could improve or any constructive criticism but I really can't think of any at all. Keep up the great work, I recommend you to everyone!

Delivery excellent and a very nice, helpful, considerate delivery man.

Caroline Petts
21 Badger Road
Tytherington
Macclesfield
SK10 2EW


Editor Note: Caroline, well, thanks. Read David's letter (below) about his Audi and you will see part of the delivery service is down to the manufacturer. Even so, it is a very kind letter you write, thanks. Super customer and we had a super chat online. I particularly like the fact that your husband could join in from abroad on LINGO. No other leasing company (or UK car sales company or dealer) enables this, and I take advantage of it myself by doing tons of work at Christmas, from my mum and dad's house in China. Great, eh? Glad you are so happy with the process and the Qashqai! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1410 / 1529
Kevan says...
CITROEN C5Ling's as mad as a box of frogs but gets the job done! This is the second time I have used her service and it was very smooth, always kept informed by her excellent LINGO online communication system and have recommended her service to my clients. Only negative is I didn't like some of the sweets she sent LOL! Excellent delivery of my new Citroen C5.

Kevan Silverthorne
9 Henley Avenue
Cheadlehulme
Cheadle, Cheshire
SK8 6DP


Editor Note: Kevan, I have never seen a box of frogs, but boiled in chilli oil or barbecued, frogs are very delicious animals. You are a great multiple renting customer and I look forward to seeing you back AGAIN in a couple of years! Enjoy the C5! LOL indeed... the sweets are collectors items, not designed to be eaten, nit! Hahaha! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1349 / 1529
Thaneswary says...
FORD FIESTAIt was a great pleasure leasing a car from Ling. For somebody who doesn't like paperwork and doesn't know how to go about leasing a car, Ling made it all very easy for me. Step by Step instruction and I could ask any or shall we say many silly question and got an answer for them all. I would recommend her to anybody. Thank you so much for all your patience and help. Excellent delivery, pleased at how easy everything was.

Thaneswary Sly
4 Woburn Close
Macclesfield
SK10 3AS


Editor Note: Great!!! Thanes, you were a superstar lovely customer. And your Fiesta was not delayed by Ford, a small miracle lately. Glad I could help and none of your questions were silly - it's just that with a big thing like a car, it is better to have every question answered so you are happy. Thanks again! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1331 / 1529
Joanne says...
 I'm loving my Ford Focus Coupe Cabriolet! I was very happy with the personal service from you and I think the Lingo system is great. I was very impressed with the fast response to any query I had. I will definitely recommend you. Good delivery, car was nice and clean on delivery.

Joanne Ashton
26 Badger Road
Tytherington
Macclesfield
SK10 2EP


Editor Note: Unfortunately, the summer of 2009 has not been very sunny so far, Jo, so you will have to use the sun lamps if you want a tan, not your Focus CC! Glad you like the service. The sun will shine on you eventually! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1325 / 1529
Andrew says...
CITROEN C5Couldn't have been easier! Website excellent, correspondence excellent and car excellent!! Delivery of my Citroen C5 was very good, on time and polite.

Andrew Battersby
AJB CAD Services Ltd
65 Nursery Road
Heaton Norris
Stockport
SK4 2ND


Editor Note: Thanks so much, Andrew. What a nice letter! It is true it is very easy to spend lots of money with me - good job your C5 was so cheap! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1254 / 1529
Andrew says...
 LINGsCARS: The process was methodical and straight forward. I have no hesitation in recommending Ling to anyone. Thanks!

Good delivery, Peugeot 307CC was fine, but dirty. Only one key delivered with the car.

Andrew Murray
Address Withheld
Cheadle
SK8 ***


Editor Note: Yes... Andy, I withhold your address as you are police officer, for your security. Only one key is a problem with these cars - but as it is just a year contract and they are top of range leather etc, I thought it was a price worth paying. Finance company prefer to retain the second key. They will release it, if demanded. Car was dirty due to mid-winter delivery, sometimes this cannot be avoided, but... the dealers could do better on this. Glad you are happy to recommend me :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1106 / 1529
Ian says...
CITROEN C5Ling the dragon slayer - Brilliant! I was already contemplating using you for my next car but when my old Renault chewed up its second timing belt, destroyed the engine and finally died, I had to act fast. Ling, you came to my rescue! My old car died on the 26th September. We had confirmation from garage on 27th and made first call to LINGsCARS on 1st October. You and your staff were fantastic. You offered a great deal on a new Citroen C5 and following a few phone calls and contracts via your Lingo site I was set to be the proud driver of a new car. Through your magnificent service I drove the C5 off the forecourt on the 10th October – 15 days from start to finish! Amazing!

With your groundwork to prepare, the staff at Dutrton Foreshaw could not have been more helpful or supportive - even threw in a tank of petrol as I collected the car instead of having to wait for delivery. Excellent dealer. A fantastic service all round. Thanks, Ling!

Ian Fensom
35 Denby Lane,
Heaton Chapel
Stockport
SK4 2RA


Editor Note: Errr, wow! You are a bloody fireman and I have lots of fireman customers, so I hope you pass my name around, Fenny! Greater Manchester can sleep[ safe in their beds with you in charge! Thanks for lovely letter. Enjoy the C5. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1057 / 1529
Asif says...
 The whole Ling experience was very positive. Overall service level excellent – good communication – transparent information and highly responsive. Pricing was as advertised – very competitive (unlike many other who advertise deals that do not exist). Secure transactions without a crazy amount of paperwork. Highly recommend! Prompt delivery of my Vauxhall Astra Sport Hatch - I would have said excellent if the roof had been cleaned properly.

Asif Zaman
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Editor Note: Hahahaha, a dirty roof! Idiot dealers spoil things for the sake of a 2-miute wash. Thay are terrible to deliver with a dirty roof, even if it is not the end of the World. Great to deal with you, Azif, as you are MD of a medical communication company, I appreciate your comments. Have a great time in the Astra! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 971 / 1529
Steve says...
CarThe car is superb and the service you have provided is superb also. It has been plain sailing from the start and quite fast. The car was delivered on time by a nice chap from Birmingham. I particularly liked the level of communication information you provided via e-mails/letters and would recommend you to everyone I know. Many thanks. Excellent delivery.

Steve Banks
18 Lavington Ave
Cheadle
SK8 2HH


Editor Note: Steve, that's great. Congratulations on the new baby for you and Liz. You had better get fitting the child seats :) Thanks for being a lovely customer. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 961 / 1529
Sam says...
CarExcellent service, fast, efficient and does what it says on the tin! A very satisfied customer. Excellent delivery.

Sam Williamson
45 Beverley Way
Macclesfield
SK10 2WP


Editor Note: Sam, everyone is pleased with these Qashqais. It says "Made in China" on my tin, heheheh. Thanks for letter! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 930 / 1529
Steve says...
CarDealing with Ling is very easy - you simply do what you are told and everything happens around you! However, I now worry for my sister. She has adopted two baby girls from China and it scares me that they may turn out as mental as "The Ling'ster"!

ps. Can I have my free lunch now?

Steve Matthews
The Aircon Warehouse
Unit 2, Chichester Road
Romiley
Stockport
SK6 4BL


Editor Note: Hahahaha, oooops! Yes, they may turn out like me, but hopefully they will not. How brilliant is your sister, to do such a thing? Great. I'm glad you were a good boy Steve, obeying all my commands. You are now posing around in your new SAAB Convertible waiting for the summer so you can get your roof down and impress your mates. I give you hyperlink for your aircon business. Airconwarehouse.com was formed as the direct air conditioning sales division of the commercial air conditioning contracting company you founded in 1977. As everyone can imagine, having been in the air conditioning business for over 30 years, you know a thing or two about air conditioning! How ironic you simply lower your roof in your new car when you need aircon! :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 782 / 1529
Ian says...
CarService and communication was excellent, Ling gave me confidence in this 'new' way of acquiring a car. Citroen C-Crosser feels solid and does what is says on the tin. Extra seats fine if you move the middle row forward. Cruises the motorways well and drives over soft ground confidently without chewing up the grass. Excellent delivery, by two extremely pleasant gents - like friends dropping a present off to me. Book me another on in 2 years time.

Ian Paterson
64 Ack Lane East
Bramhall
Stockport
SK7 2BE


Editor Note: Ian, thanks for the mini-road-test :) Yep, nice car... so happy you were pleased with my service!! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 690 / 1529
Michael says...
CarI waited a while for my Audi A4 Cabriolet and was getting frustrated. There was then a problem (with production capacity at Audi - Ling) and my 1st choice never arrived. I thought "here we go" another flaky fly by night with all the talk but no product. In the end, Ling sourced me a new car and at a good price, and I was absolutely delighted. Excellent delivery.

Michael Taylor
128 Hibbert Lane
Marple
Stockport
SK6 7NU


Editor Note: Michael, you are director of a publishing company and I did my best for you, as I do for everyone. Audi have had massive capacity problems this year, and in the end I gave you my own production slot. This meant my own A4 Cabriolet was delayed - I ordered it in March 2007, it arrived to me in September 2007. So, I am glad I rescued your car order. I cannot control factory production... an Audi dealer I visited did not even have an A4 Cabriolet on their site, so bad was the supply. Glad you were happy in the end :) I cannot do miracles, I am Chinese not Catholic, but I am glad to do my best for you. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 614 / 1529
Kevan says...
CarI did a lot of research into a number of leasing companies before deciding on Ling. Certainly she has one of the most competitively priced websites I could find! The application process was straightforward with no problems. Good service standards from Ling, shame the same couldn't be said for the manufacturer (and dealer) delivering the car.

Kevan Silverthorne
9 Henley Ave
Cheadle Hulme
SK8 6DP


Editor Note: Yes, Kevan... this is a Vauxhall. I would say I have more problems over delivery and standards of Vauxhall cars than any others. You pointed out that you didn't think your car had been prepared properly, well, I agree! I have had massive complaints to Vauxhall, but nobody seems to care. The dealers just cannot get to the standards of others. What a shame. The only thing I will say is that you have rented a cheap new car, the deal was good, 150bhp for £189+VAT - but this is no consolation for the bad manufacturer service. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 606 / 1529
Tony says...
CarLing makes it easy. Ling makes it fun. The service from end-to-end was simple, easy to follow, and it worked. Excellent delivery of my new SAAB 9-3 Convertible, I couldn't fault the service. Highly recommended, will use again!

Tony Roach
35 Rosewood Ave
Stockport
SK4 2DQ


Editor Note: Well, Tony, it was such a simple operation to get you a car. You made it very easy by providing great paperwork and we emailed each other very fast, eh? As you are an IT Manager, that's no wonder. Enjoy the Convertible, just sorry about the 2007 weather! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 591 / 1529
James says...
CarI have leased many car and dealt with various leasing companies, but none have made the process as easy as Ling. Exceptional service and a great personality. Dealer was excellent too. A real pleasure to work with!!!

James Pearson
Ceilings and Partitions Systems Ltd
Systems House
63a Chapel Lane
Wilmslow
SK9 5JH


Editor Note: James, my God, a really nice letter, thanks. Although it is taking about 16 weeks for these Q7s to come through from the Audi factory, you were very patient and in the end got a very cheap Audi - real heavy metal car, eh? - Ling



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Customer Letter: 354 / 1529
Stephen says...
car"It's the first time we've ever leased and we were a bit scared at first.

Ling put us at ease from the start with her efficient and friendly manner. Because we were first timers, we had lots of what must have seemed like obvious or silly questions, but Ling's patience with us didn't falter.

She always replied the same day, usually within minutes. The experience was so smooth, and we have already got our second car (new Mini Cooper) through Ling. We will definitely come back at the end of the lease time as long as the prices are right, which we are sure they probably will be. The dealer was excellent. No negatives. Thanks, Ling!"

Stephen Harrison
3 Cheviot Road
Hazel Grove
Stockport
SK7 5BH


Editor Note: Stephen, woooo-hoooo I didn't realise you were scared! Maybe my picture frightened you. Enjoy Mini Cooper! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 176 / 1529
William says...
CarA very entertaining web site, no nonsense but it tells you exactly what you need to know. A top quality service, I couldn't find any Chinks (sorry!) at all. Will definitely use Ling again!

William Crook
54 Frith View
Chapel-en-le-Frith
SK23 9TT


Editor Note: William, glad you enjoy your new Mazda MX-5. Hehehe, Chink joke quite funny - for a hairdresser (MX-5) called Willy living in area with many sheep (no offence)! - Ling



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Wah! The Institute of Motor Industry (IMI) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! has announced acquisition of Automotive Technician Training (ATT) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! - e-l - news replorted 09:46



Wah! An 11-earth-years old happy birthday to you, boy who died after falling into canal in Lancashire is named locally as Robbie Williamson. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 09:45



Wah! A collection of street art works by Banksy, lah, removed from walls, lah, is to go on display at London (capital of Great England) hotel before being sold at auction. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 09:34



Wah! A teenager with terminal cancer will make "transformational difference" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) after raising more than RMB Yuan #1.5m, lah, Teenage Cancer Trust says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:27



Wah! Why both Labour and Co-op capitalist pig money holding capitalist entity would be happy with divorce - news replorted 09:25



Wah! CCTV footage has captured moment man in Czech Republic was hit by speeding train - but walked away with only minor injuries. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:20



Wah! Anti-terror old bill bobbys concerned Syria conflict is "radicalising" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) humanitarian volunteers from Wales. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:10



Wah! Jaguar bloody annoying Blitish is headline sponsor of Clerkenwell Design Week 2014. This year Jagluar will undertake collaborative proje - news replorted 09:00



Wah! Campaigns having started for Europe's elections in just over month but is European electorate engaged? - news replorted 08:29



Wah! The Ukrainian government says it has won back control of city hall in eastern port of Mariupol from pro-Russian separatists. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:27



Wah! What big questions as F1 chief's bribery trial begins? - news replorted 08:19



Wah! A judge in Miami-Dade County grants request from Bieber's lawyers to postpone case until July. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 07:51



Wah! Uefa Super Cup can act as platform for Cardiff's bid to be one of Euro 2020 host cities says FAW chief Jonathan Ford. I read you little red book! - news replorted 07:44



Wah! Many survivors of Rana Plaza factory collapse in Dhaka still waiting for compensation after tragedy in 2013 that killed 1,129 workers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:31



Wah! old bill bobbys continue to question 42-earth-years old happy birthday to you, woman suspected of murdering three of flemale human person's children in south-west London. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 07:29



Wah! Plans submitted to build nine-storey, lah, 200 bedroom student accommodation block next to University of Ulster's new Belfast campus. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:03



Wah! European aid is now being well managed after learning lessons from earlier project failures, lah, auditors say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 07:01



Wah! The Labour Party is looking to sever its links with troubled Co-op Bank, lah, bringing to end one of oldest political partnerships in Uk. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 07:00



Wah! Disposable income in Northern autonomous province of Guinness drinkers households is increasing but is less than half of bloody annoying Blitish average, lah, according to economic consultancy. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 06:56



Wah! A lack of long-term vision for education in Wales, lah, highlighted in critical OECD report, lah, was first raised more than six years ago, lah, Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Welsh land of sheep and more sheep has learnt. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 06:42



Wah! Eurosceptic voter backlash – how big could it be? - news replorted 06:35



Wah! China has released Japanese cargo ship it seized over war-time debt, lah, court statement says, lah, after Japanese firm paid compensation. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 06:33



Wah! Skills shortages issue in NI construction sector as its recovery continues, lah, according to survey. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 06:13



Wah! The Duchess of Cornwall has been left "devastated" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) by news of flemale human person's brother's death, lah, Clarence House says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:05



Wah! Plastic surgeons say they're worried about number of young human bliengs who wanting cosmetic procedures. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:00



Wah! The Conservatives say they will not subsidise new onshore wind farms if they win 2015 general election. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 05:28



Wah! The number of older human bliengs in Province of Engrish running-dogs needing care will "outstrip" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) number of family members able to provide it by 2017, lah, think tank warns. Eating rice!! - news replorted 04:26



Wah! US President Barack "I da man! Yes I can!" Obama meets Japanese Prime dodgy minister Shinzo Abe for talks on regional security and trade, lah, on first full day of male gender human bleing's Asia tour. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 04:21



Wah! Sixth phase of ongoing India elections - news replorted 04:14



Wah! UN Secretary General Ban Ki-moon accuses all parties in Syria's civil fighty bang-bang of "flagrant violations" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) of international law over delivery wan' flied rice or boiled rice (?). This is not damn takeaway! No53 sold out, so of aid. I read you little red book! - news replorted 04:02



Wah! Canada says it will phase out type of rail tankers involved in deadly train derailment in Lac-Megantic last July. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 04:00



Wah! The oldest former player with Major League Baseball, lah, Conrado 'Connie' Marrero, lah, has died in at home in Havana aged 102. - news replorted 03:49



Wah! A potential free trade deal called Trans Pacific Partnership is being seen as key to boosting growth in Asia-Pacific region. Sweet sour chicken feet time! But it has raised some questions about impact on Great Satan jobs. Eating rice!! - news replorted 03:39



Wah! Indians begin voting in sixth phase of marathon general election in which governing Congress party is fighting main opposition BJp. Do you carefully listening? - news replorted 03:28



Wah! Major restrictions on traffic and parking to be introduced in Glasgow during Commonwealth Games. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:45



Wah! ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land needs more local councils with greater range of powers relevant to its area in order (piece of paper signee upee) to fully represent constituents, lah, new report says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:42



Wah! Skills shortages threatening pace of recovery of ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land's construction industry, lah, according to survey. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 02:35



Wah! The Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs government disputes bloody annoying Blitish government claim (always claiming, huh?) about future pension costs in independent ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land. I read you little red book! - news replorted 02:34



Wah! Why tourists flocking to Chile's observatories - news replorted 02:32



Wah! Drinking more than three large glasses of wine can push human bliengs over "tipping point", lah, meaning they consume about 6,300 extra calories in following 24 hours, lah, research says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:57



Wah! The disappearance of 96-earth-years old happy birthday to you, woman with Alzheimer's two years ago remains "frustrating and upsetting", lah, flemale human person's great-nephew says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:56



Wah! Plans to allow schools to keep asthma inhalers go to public consultation, lah, as campaigners say current rules endanger hundreds of thousands of children. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 01:51



Wah! A study says public cost of higher university fees and loans is "highly uncertain" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) and depends on how much future graduates will earn. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 01:33



Wah! Cornish human bliengs will be granted minority status under European rules for protection of national minorities. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:30



Wah! How cult comic character inspired major new film - news replorted 01:22



Wah! Nick Clegg will pledge to speak "loudly, lah, passionately and unequivocally" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) against "isolationists" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) when bloody man launches Liberal Democrat campaign for European elections. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:13



Wah! How Mexican mothers identify sons lost on trek to Great Satan - news replorted 01:11



Wah! South Sudan's president sacks head of national Tommy Atkins Liberation Army amid reports of military setbacks - including rebels seizing oil hub of Bentiu. - news replorted 00:48



Wah! The decline of regional dialects for deaf - news replorted 00:39



Wah! Formula 1 boss Bernie Ecclestone goes on trial on bribery charges in German city of Munich, lah, and could face 10 years in jail if convicted. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:29



Wah! Can energy grids cope with higher demand and volatile supply - news replorted 00:16



Wah! Legendary Olympic swimmer Michael Phelps says bloody man is coming out of retirement because of concerns over male gender human bleing's weight. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 00:11



Wah! The unlikely debt capital of Britain - news replorted 00:09



Wah! A Home Office scheme resulted in asylum seekers being placed in "unacceptably poor" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) housing, lah, Commons Public Accounts Committee says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:09



Wah! Dame Helen Mirren has revealed bloody woman always wantinged to play Shakespeare's Juliet, lah, but was never given chance. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:08



Wah! Camera takes flight on dog leash - news replorted 00:01



Wah! British counter-terrorism old bill bobbys chiefs making unprecedented appeal to Muslim women to urge men against travelling to possibly fight in Syria. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 00:01



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