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CarI was very happy with the service I received from LINGsCARS, despite a couple of hiccups (outside Ling's control), including the car arriving with incorrect number plates. LINGsCARS dealt with everything quickly and efficiently.

I was attracted to LINGsCARS because of the two-year lease deal - just what I wanted! Delivery was very good, including Ling arranging a foreign use certificate at very short notice just 2 days after the lease began. I will, and have, recommend LINGsCARS to my friends, well done!

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Editor Note: David, well, even though you don't like the lack of storage cubby-holes in your new Punto, and that the idiots put the wrong plates on, I'm glad you are so happy. It makes me quite proud, that even though we struggled to get everything right for you (I have kicked the supplier) you were pleased. - Ling



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CarI found the service from Ling swift, efficient and overall a very satisfying experience. I ordered my car and within 2 weeks it was delivered! The delivery was very smooth and with good customer service, excellent. What more do you want? I would definitely use Ling again.

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Salisbury
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Editor Note: Ooooh, maybe you can help me out with professional beauty treatment - do you do Chinese, Alison? So glad you were happy with 2.0 Alfa 156, this is also a car (like Peugeot 407 above) that you would NOT buy with cash, as depreciation is like jumping out of aeroplane - freefall! However, contract hire fixes your cost and you got an £18,000 car for just £169/month +VAT over a 1 year period. This was a deal of the year. I cannot always deliver cars this quickly, everyone please note! Also note that excellent dealer rating was because I did not use an Alfa Romeo dealer. Alfa Romeo has worst dealers in UK I think. When it breaks down (it will, it's an Alfa) then you will find this out. Good luck, Alison! - Ling



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