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CarI was very happy with the service I received from LINGsCARS, despite a couple of hiccups (outside Ling's control), including the car arriving with incorrect number plates. LINGsCARS dealt with everything quickly and efficiently.

I was attracted to LINGsCARS because of the two-year lease deal - just what I wanted! Delivery was very good, including Ling arranging a foreign use certificate at very short notice just 2 days after the lease began. I will, and have, recommend LINGsCARS to my friends, well done!

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CarI found the service from Ling swift, efficient and overall a very satisfying experience. I ordered my car and within 2 weeks it was delivered! The delivery was very smooth and with good customer service, excellent. What more do you want? I would definitely use Ling again.

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