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Customer Letter: 1426 / 1528
Mark says...
CITROEN C5 TOURERHi Ling, a delightful transaction for my new Citroen C5 Tourer and will definitely use you again. It all was smooth and effortless. Love the bribery of sweets and money. Pity the money was worthless but as they say, it's the thought that counts. Love the comparison to burgers, great idea, lose weight and have a new car.

Mark Cook
239 Wroxham Road
Norwich
NR7 8AQ


Editor Note: Smooth and effortless, like the new C5? :) Lovely cars! Hey!!!! - the money is not worthless, it is Chinese Yuan and it is worth loads now against a devalued UK £££. Bribery is good, just like being back in China! My Big Mac index annoys McDonald's, but so what... it makes their burgers look expensive! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1206 / 1528
Katie says...
 Our new Mazda 3 is the second car we have got through LINGsCARS.com. Brilliant and quick service. We particularly liked the new LINGO system. Excellent delivery, our Mazda arrived when expected with no problems.

Katie Smyth
86 Lackford Close
Brundall
Norwich
NR13 5NL


Editor Note: Hey! Katie, you came back for a second car! That's great :). So happy you love the LINGO system, I get loads of great feedback about that. It works REALLY will :) See you in a couple of years, again. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1196 / 1528
John says...
 Don't be fooled by the unusual website or light hearted correspondence you get from Ling. She is well organised and determined that her customers receive a great deal with the minimum of fuss. Having dealt with other leasing companies I would have no hesitation in recommending Ling to anybody who wants a good deal on a new car. A pleasant experience which I look forward to repeating in two years.

Delivery was good with a free set of mats supplied.

John Burman
10 Pintail Drive
Bradwell
Great Yarmouth
NR31 8JQ


Editor Note: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggh! Don't tell everyone about my mats. I can't remember why I sent them free, but there was a reason. Whatever, you are happy chappy :) Have a great time in your Mazda 3. Thanks for comments! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 948 / 1528
Cressida says...
Car
Eccentric Ling- you make us smile!
You always go the "extra mile"
Your service remains Second - to - None
You make car leasing so much fun!!

ps. My new Renault Grand Scenic arrived on time but dirty - delivered in the rain.

Cressida Sadler
Cressida's Secretarial Services
Coral Cottage
Silver St
Besthorpe
Attleborough
NR17 2NY


Editor Note: Cressida, hahahaha, that rain was an act of the God! I cannot help that, sorry :) This is now the 4th car you have had from me, since April 2004! You are a fantastic customer... you have had a Meriva, a Scenic, a Xsara Picasso and now a Grand Scenic. What a superstar, thanks. So happy you are pleased with my service :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 872 / 1528
Leslie says...
CarLing - I am more than happy with the service you have provided throughout. I am very happy with the car - an Audi A6 Avant, and the price, which was very competitive.

I also appreciate the way you handled the concerns that arose. I have told several friends to visit your website when next considering replacing their cars.

The dealer was average - I thought their performance let you down.

Leslie Mitchell
61 Fulmodestone Road
Hindolveston
Norfolk
NR20 5BP


Editor Note: Wow, it is not often when I am let down by an Audi delivery! I will have words with them. Maybe they just wanted to escape from Norfolk, you know they may have got a nose-bleed, it's so far for them, poor things. It's great that you were so pleased and I look forward to talking to your pals. You are MD of a property development firm, so I appreciate your views, from one business owner to another. Thanks! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 521 / 1528
Martin says...
 "Good communication from start to finish. No hassle, good service quick delivery. Would definitely use again. Ling is mad as a hatter, but good fun. Good delivery but when car arrived it was dirty due to the rain."

Martin Clarke
17 Rogers Close
Hopton on Sea
Great Yarmouth
NR31 9RS


Editor Note: Zoom, zoom, zoom! Well, sorry about the rain, but Great Yarmouth is miles from anywhere except Holland (I have checked the map), so no wonder the road spray made it a bit dirty when it arrived. But the main thing is you have the last of my very cheap RX8's (for now). Enjoy it, Martin - Ling



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Customer Letter: 315 / 1528
Ann says...
BMW 1-SERIES"Dear Ling,

I have never had a personal contract hire car before, so I was a bit nervous! Your website was very informative and the fact that I could talk to you personally put me at ease. The BMW 118d is fantastic, although children think it looks like a donkey! (Wah! BMW will go CRAZZZY! - Ling) I will definitely recommend you and will be a customer again. The dealer was efficient and very prompt and I think he is the top dealer I have ever dealt with."

Ann Hughff
Fleet House
Anchor Road
Spa Common
North Walsham
NR28 9AJ


Editor Note: My God!!! What drugs do you feed children? Or is it too much Sunny Delight? I helpfully include visualisation of what children see when they look at your new BMW.



If car is donkey, does that make delivery driver Virgin Mary? No wonder you were impressed with dealer. Try to avoid BMW shitting on driveway, hehehe, - Ling




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Customer Letter: 309 / 1528
Cressida says...
 "Dear Ling

Thanks for the wonderful, professional, friendly and first class service. We know we can rely on you each and every time. We also love your wacky sense of humour! Keep up the good work!!

We think you are No. 1"

Cressida Sadler
Cressida's Secretarial Services
Silver St
Besthorpe
Attleborough
NR17 2NY


Editor Note: Hey, Cressida and Andrew, this is the third car in a row over 3 years that you have had from me. First you had Meriva, then Scenic, now Picasso. Thanks very much for your loyalty to me, I'm glad you are pleased with my service. Talk next year, huh? - Ling



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Customer Letter: 248 / 1528
Clive says...
CarLing, it just occurred to me that I didn't thank you for the Corolla Verso you supplied us with. It arrived exactly when you said it would and it's a joy to drive! Many thanks, speak to you soon.

Clive Hitchcock
Jacqueline Wyatt Photography Partnership
36 Grove Walk
Norwich
NR1 2QH


Editor Note: Clive, you were such a nice customer, thanks for ordering car! Please everyone note that I cannot always guarantee exact time of delivery, too many variables! Corolla Verso is so overlooked by most people but it is brilliant car, it could possibly be the best small MPV. If you are ever in North East, Clive, please bring camera; I will get you to do some pics - Ling



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Customer Letter: 221 / 1528
Louisa says...
CarVery pleased with my new Mercedes Coupe. It arrived on the day promised, delivered by a nice helpful gentleman. Ling, you are a star. A great car, a great service and all done in a different way.

Louisa Marsh
OTW Imaging
Sweet Briar Road Industrial Estate
Norwich
NR3 2BX


Editor Note: So nice to deal with customers in Norfolk. It brings back nice memories of how much my parents enjoyed a week on the Norfolk Broads, three years ago. It was such a contrast to life in China, for them. My dad especially enjoyed driving boat, and you will note that on river the English drive on normal side of "road". Strange, huh? - Ling



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Customer Letter: 123 / 1528
Andy says...
CarExcellent service Ling! Super value prices Ling! Good choice of models Ling! Delivered vehicle on time Ling!

We will mention Ling to other small businesses in this area.

Andy and Cressy
Cressida's Secretarial Services
Coral Cottage
Silver Street, Besthorpe
Attleborough
NR17 2NY


Editor Note: You two very good long term customers. Thank you so much. Enjoy Scenic, I run one too so I know you find it lovely - Ling



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Customer Letter: 122 / 1528
Richard says...
CarLove the website and the prices - ordering a Shogun soon. Thanks Ling

Richard Kemp
Fisher Scales
Unit 11, Station Rd
Attleborough
NR17 2RP


Editor Note: Oh, maybe Cressida passed you on to me, Richard. Thanks for compliment! - Ling



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