Show FAQ
Close (X)
Close (X)
Close (X)
Close (X)
CAR LEASING
Want a cheap
new lease car?

Start HERE!


Cheapest Car Leasing CHAT
My Customer Letters!
My Fun Pages!
Read All About Me!
Note: I live inside this website Monday to Friday 9am-6pm, to give you the very best service and make your experience a happy one! - I am Ling, accept no substitutes
Car LeasingCar Leasing
Vote for your favourite motorway sign message!
Version 237.1.
You can trust me! ... In 2010 I rented over £35million of cars (at RRP).
Spacer
Spacer
CAR LEASING - CONTRACT HIRE - CHEAP LEASE CARS
Home
Cars and Vans
How It Works
Price Lists
About Ling
 Customers
Fun Stuff
Quote/ Order
 
Customer Maps Customer Letters (1528) Customers Live in Process Website Comments Customer Poetry
Customer Complaints Customers' Driving Licences Customer Stats CUSTOMER LINGO SYSTEM LOGIN Insurance Car Updates E-MAIL SCAM Husband Scrappage Allowance DIY Credit Check

Loading...

The twitter pigeon is loading "LINGsCARS"
LIVE + KICKING twitter feed... WAIT!

New!
Intro Film News Blog Office TV Contact Moan Links Play Quiz Privacy Policy Google Visitors
Ling Valentine Quote Quote Apply for Quote DRAGONS' DEN

Richard Farleigh - "I wanted to invest; I was amazed by Ling's
complete lack of nerves, and also by her business acumen."

Duncan Bannatyne - "I wanted to
invest... but ye turrn'ed me dooon!"

Deborah Meaden
"Harrumph! I'm out!"

Ling Valentine is Viz's Official Ethnic Business Ambassador Play stupid crash game! Cheap insurance Google Spider Google Spider
Food --->
Google Spider Food

View LIVE visitors: 39 online

 
Hi! I am Ling Cheap Car Leasing - WAH! from Dragons' Den. I lease cheap new cars!
UPDATE... The latest car I've added is a Nissan X-Trail 1.6 dCi (130bhp) N-Tec 4WD Station Wagon (7-seat) 5dr 1598cc Diesel at £348.95 inc VAT at 11:19 yesterday - Ling
Car Leasing Traffic Light
Candybar

CUSTOMER LETTERS

Customer car leasing letters    shout about 1350 customer letters!    Customer car leasing letters
1528 LETTERS!
More customer letters than any other car sales site IN THE WHOLE WORLD! - Ling


You are viewing page 1 of 1 - go to page:

1
Search my letters page!
From your area... ...or from people... ...or about a specific car!

Showing Letters from Norwich
Show ALL My Letters

Letter
Customer Letter: 1426 / 1528
Mark says...
CITROEN C5 TOURERHi Ling, a delightful transaction for my new Citroen C5 Tourer and will definitely use you again. It all was smooth and effortless. Love the bribery of sweets and money. Pity the money was worthless but as they say, it's the thought that counts. Love the comparison to burgers, great idea, lose weight and have a new car.

Mark Cook
239 Wroxham Road
Norwich
NR7 8AQ


Editor Note: Smooth and effortless, like the new C5? :) Lovely cars! Hey!!!! - the money is not worthless, it is Chinese Yuan and it is worth loads now against a devalued UK £££. Bribery is good, just like being back in China! My Big Mac index annoys McDonald's, but so what... it makes their burgers look expensive! - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 1206 / 1528
Katie says...
 Our new Mazda 3 is the second car we have got through LINGsCARS.com. Brilliant and quick service. We particularly liked the new LINGO system. Excellent delivery, our Mazda arrived when expected with no problems.

Katie Smyth
86 Lackford Close
Brundall
Norwich
NR13 5NL


Editor Note: Hey! Katie, you came back for a second car! That's great :). So happy you love the LINGO system, I get loads of great feedback about that. It works REALLY will :) See you in a couple of years, again. - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 1196 / 1528
John says...
 Don't be fooled by the unusual website or light hearted correspondence you get from Ling. She is well organised and determined that her customers receive a great deal with the minimum of fuss. Having dealt with other leasing companies I would have no hesitation in recommending Ling to anybody who wants a good deal on a new car. A pleasant experience which I look forward to repeating in two years.

Delivery was good with a free set of mats supplied.

John Burman
10 Pintail Drive
Bradwell
Great Yarmouth
NR31 8JQ


Editor Note: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggh! Don't tell everyone about my mats. I can't remember why I sent them free, but there was a reason. Whatever, you are happy chappy :) Have a great time in your Mazda 3. Thanks for comments! - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 948 / 1528
Cressida says...
Car
Eccentric Ling- you make us smile!
You always go the "extra mile"
Your service remains Second - to - None
You make car leasing so much fun!!

ps. My new Renault Grand Scenic arrived on time but dirty - delivered in the rain.

Cressida Sadler
Cressida's Secretarial Services
Coral Cottage
Silver St
Besthorpe
Attleborough
NR17 2NY


Editor Note: Cressida, hahahaha, that rain was an act of the God! I cannot help that, sorry :) This is now the 4th car you have had from me, since April 2004! You are a fantastic customer... you have had a Meriva, a Scenic, a Xsara Picasso and now a Grand Scenic. What a superstar, thanks. So happy you are pleased with my service :) - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 872 / 1528
Leslie says...
CarLing - I am more than happy with the service you have provided throughout. I am very happy with the car - an Audi A6 Avant, and the price, which was very competitive.

I also appreciate the way you handled the concerns that arose. I have told several friends to visit your website when next considering replacing their cars.

The dealer was average - I thought their performance let you down.

Leslie Mitchell
61 Fulmodestone Road
Hindolveston
Norfolk
NR20 5BP


Editor Note: Wow, it is not often when I am let down by an Audi delivery! I will have words with them. Maybe they just wanted to escape from Norfolk, you know they may have got a nose-bleed, it's so far for them, poor things. It's great that you were so pleased and I look forward to talking to your pals. You are MD of a property development firm, so I appreciate your views, from one business owner to another. Thanks! - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 521 / 1528
Martin says...
 "Good communication from start to finish. No hassle, good service quick delivery. Would definitely use again. Ling is mad as a hatter, but good fun. Good delivery but when car arrived it was dirty due to the rain."

Martin Clarke
17 Rogers Close
Hopton on Sea
Great Yarmouth
NR31 9RS


Editor Note: Zoom, zoom, zoom! Well, sorry about the rain, but Great Yarmouth is miles from anywhere except Holland (I have checked the map), so no wonder the road spray made it a bit dirty when it arrived. But the main thing is you have the last of my very cheap RX8's (for now). Enjoy it, Martin - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 315 / 1528
Ann says...
BMW 1-SERIES"Dear Ling,

I have never had a personal contract hire car before, so I was a bit nervous! Your website was very informative and the fact that I could talk to you personally put me at ease. The BMW 118d is fantastic, although children think it looks like a donkey! (Wah! BMW will go CRAZZZY! - Ling) I will definitely recommend you and will be a customer again. The dealer was efficient and very prompt and I think he is the top dealer I have ever dealt with."

Ann Hughff
Fleet House
Anchor Road
Spa Common
North Walsham
NR28 9AJ


Editor Note: My God!!! What drugs do you feed children? Or is it too much Sunny Delight? I helpfully include visualisation of what children see when they look at your new BMW.



If car is donkey, does that make delivery driver Virgin Mary? No wonder you were impressed with dealer. Try to avoid BMW shitting on driveway, hehehe, - Ling




Letter
Customer Letter: 309 / 1528
Cressida says...
 "Dear Ling

Thanks for the wonderful, professional, friendly and first class service. We know we can rely on you each and every time. We also love your wacky sense of humour! Keep up the good work!!

We think you are No. 1"

Cressida Sadler
Cressida's Secretarial Services
Silver St
Besthorpe
Attleborough
NR17 2NY


Editor Note: Hey, Cressida and Andrew, this is the third car in a row over 3 years that you have had from me. First you had Meriva, then Scenic, now Picasso. Thanks very much for your loyalty to me, I'm glad you are pleased with my service. Talk next year, huh? - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 248 / 1528
Clive says...
CarLing, it just occurred to me that I didn't thank you for the Corolla Verso you supplied us with. It arrived exactly when you said it would and it's a joy to drive! Many thanks, speak to you soon.

Clive Hitchcock
Jacqueline Wyatt Photography Partnership
36 Grove Walk
Norwich
NR1 2QH


Editor Note: Clive, you were such a nice customer, thanks for ordering car! Please everyone note that I cannot always guarantee exact time of delivery, too many variables! Corolla Verso is so overlooked by most people but it is brilliant car, it could possibly be the best small MPV. If you are ever in North East, Clive, please bring camera; I will get you to do some pics - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 221 / 1528
Louisa says...
CarVery pleased with my new Mercedes Coupe. It arrived on the day promised, delivered by a nice helpful gentleman. Ling, you are a star. A great car, a great service and all done in a different way.

Louisa Marsh
OTW Imaging
Sweet Briar Road Industrial Estate
Norwich
NR3 2BX


Editor Note: So nice to deal with customers in Norfolk. It brings back nice memories of how much my parents enjoyed a week on the Norfolk Broads, three years ago. It was such a contrast to life in China, for them. My dad especially enjoyed driving boat, and you will note that on river the English drive on normal side of "road". Strange, huh? - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 123 / 1528
Andy says...
CarExcellent service Ling! Super value prices Ling! Good choice of models Ling! Delivered vehicle on time Ling!

We will mention Ling to other small businesses in this area.

Andy and Cressy
Cressida's Secretarial Services
Coral Cottage
Silver Street, Besthorpe
Attleborough
NR17 2NY


Editor Note: You two very good long term customers. Thank you so much. Enjoy Scenic, I run one too so I know you find it lovely - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 122 / 1528
Richard says...
CarLove the website and the prices - ordering a Shogun soon. Thanks Ling

Richard Kemp
Fisher Scales
Unit 11, Station Rd
Attleborough
NR17 2RP


Editor Note: Oh, maybe Cressida passed you on to me, Richard. Thanks for compliment! - Ling



Search my letters page!
From your area... ...or from people... ...or about a specific car!


You are viewing page 1 of 1 - go to page:

1
lingscars.com
CLICK! See 274 clients live in LINGO!
Live!!
CLICK to VIEW!
Online Service
Response Times
Quote > Proposal > Order > Delivery
 
87 CLIENTS IN 'PROPOSAL'
...LING REPLIES IN:
  HRS : MINUTES sec  
 
187 CLIENTS IN 'ORDER'
...LING REPLIES IN:
  HRS : MINUTES sec  
Lingscars.com Limited (GB)
Customers use my secure LINGO management system.
Response times above based on last 4 hour period between
9am - 6pm, Mon to Fri
-Ling
WOW! UK's best service times!
No Waiting
lingscars.com
Hello, hello! This is me!
Don't run, little customers! I'm friendly...
I am the Viz UK business ambassador!
Post me Ferrero-Rochers! Yum Yum!
Unlike most other internet car leasing sites, I publish all my contact information openly!
...so, you know who I am
- Ling


THE UK's FAVOURITE
CAR LEASING WEBSITE!

The UK's FAVOURITE car leasing website
The UK's FAVOURITE car leasing website
Boss: Ling Valentine MSc IoD
LING World Headquarters
Vance Business Park
Gateshead, NE11 9NE
Tel 0191 460 9444
Fax 0870 486 1130
sales@LINGsCARS.com
I prefer email to phone - Ling
VAT No: 866 0241 30
Co Reg No: 6178634
Consumer Credit Licence: 663330
Data Protection No: Z1098490
Best Before: 17/08/2007
LING World HQ
People's Republic of Gateshead!

 
Spacer

Latest BBC NEWS from LING in CHINGLISH!

Wah! LATEST:  One in five human bliengs with motor neurone disease waits more than year to see brain specialist for help with diagnosis, lah, snapshot survey by MND Association suggests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:58



Wah! LATEST:  The world added far more renewable energy sources than fossil fuels in 2015, lah, with developing countries overtaking richer nations on green spending. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 01:52



Wah! Markets in Japan and Australia open lower on Wednesday, lah, tracking overnight weakness in Great Satan markets as investors brace for possible rise in Great Satan rates. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:39



Wah! A Brexit campaign plan to limit immigration with points-based system and guilty verdicts in Fife murder trial attract headlines. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:12



Wah! A surfer is in critical condition after losing leg in shark attack at beach in Western Australia state. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:51



Wah! President Hollande has endured torrid clock time result in power, lah, with labour disputes currently rocking France. What the hell I mean??!! But don' write off male gender human bleing's chances of second term, lah, says Hugh Schofield. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:38



Wah! Ahead of EU referendum on 23 June, lah, journalist Allan Little looks at relationship ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land has with Europe and possible implications north of border if bloody annoying Blitish ends its membership. Do you carefully listening? - news replorted 00:36



Wah! MSPs will vote on whether to impose full ban on fracking as part of environment debate at Holyrood. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:29



Wah! The captive gorilla who won nation's hearts - news replorted 00:27



Wah! Longest rail tunnel is engineering triumph - news replorted 00:19



Wah! A coroner will rule on whether inquests into 21 deaths in Birmingham pub bombings should be resumed. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:11



Wah! Ministers need to justify RMB Yuan #250m lorry park in Kent "the size of Disneyland", lah, report by Transport Select Committee says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:10



Wah! Television writer Carla Lane, lah, who created shows including 1980s Liverpool sitcom Bread, lah, has died aged 87. - news replorted 00:08



Wah! 'Gazza woke Great Satan up every morning playing Three Lions' - news replorted 00:08



Wah! Ahead of UK's referendum, lah, BBC's Rob Watson explores Britain's bloody velly tricky history with our European neighbours. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:07



Wah! Vote Leave says bloody annoying Blitish could having "fairer, lah, more humane" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) points-based immigration system if it left EU, lah, but Remain campaigners say it would "wreck" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) economy. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:06



Wah! An archive celebrating life of Oscar-winning actress Vivien Leigh goes on display at former home of flemale human person's favourite costume designer, lah, Oliver Messel. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 00:04



Wah! The 92 Premier League and silly kick-kick game League clubs generated more than RMB Yuan #4bn in revenues for first clock time result ever in 2014-15, lah, according to Deloitte. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:03



Wah! The documentary that shone spotlight on racism - news replorted 00:03



Spacer
5 Titanic Cars
Sky
Top 5 Car

1.4 TFSi 150bhp 4dr
petrol, man, non-met
Audi
A4
Grass
Click Here
£268.87
per month, inc VAT
Sky
Top 5 Car

4.0 476bhp 4dr
petrol, auto, non-met
Mercedes
C-Class Sa
Grass
Click Here
£762.00
per month, inc VAT
Sky
Top 5 Car

2.2 d 147bhp 4dr
diesel, man, non-met
Mazda
6
Grass
Click Here
£236.77
per month, inc VAT
Sky
Top 5 Car

2.0 T2 122bhp 5dr
petrol, man, met
Volvo
V40
Grass
Click Here
£236.90
per month, inc VAT
Sky
Top 5 Car

1.2 PureTec... 82bhp 3dr
petrol, man, met
Citroen
DS3
Grass
Click Here
£193.02
per month, inc VAT
Titanic
Spacer
As seen on TV
Spacer
Webcams
Spacer
Tyres
Spacer
Contact Ling
Spacer
Live Google
Spacer
LIVE customers
Click to see my LIVE lease car customers! - Ling
Spacer
Nuclear Truck
My Nuclear
Missile Truck
Spacer
Workers
Spacer
As seen on TV... Plus over 30 movies!
Spacer
Honest John
Spacer
LINGsCARS customer mosaic!
Spacer
Honest John
Spacer
FREE Badge
...get a FREE BADGE!
Collectors item - FREE!

APPLY NOW!
Spacer
Not sponsored by


...don't do lease cars, but if they did, they would be done like this - Ling
Spacer
KFP
Spacer
Ling's Awards
Spacer
Portrait
Spacer
Titanic
Spacer
Play Ling's quiz
Win!
Play my brilliant motoring quiz!
Spacer
Extra Cheap Cars
EXTRA CHEAP
CARS
HERE
See 30 cheapest cars!
Spacer
Want a Quote?
Spacer
Viz
Spacer
Ryanair
Spacer
Duncan Bannatyne
Spacer
FREE Badge
...get a FREE BADGE!
Collectors item - FREE!

APPLY NOW!
Spacer
Free Delivery
Spacer
Traffic
Spacer
Spacer
Close (X)