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CITROEN C4Thanks to your efforts and efficient ways of working I was able to have my car delivered on the exact day I required it, a mere 2 weeks after ordering it. Well done! Between returning my company car and going on holiday I had only 1 day on which I would be able to be at home to receive the car and I'm grateful that you were able to arrange this in such a short space of time. I'd certainly use your services again and I'm already recommending you to friends (but I'm a rubbish salesman so don't expect anything!).

Anyway, I'm already thinking of which car to order from you when my contract expires in 2013. Do you have any plans to start offering Chinese made cars?

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Editor Note: Pete, I would love to start offering Chinese cars :) I think Volvos just about qualify now... Geely have bought them it seems. Glad you are happy bunny. I don't quite have the prices for 2013 yet :))) Let me know how you get on with the C4! - Ling



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AUDI A3Ling makes the whole process painless not to say amusing with her amazing sense of humour!! Excellent delivery of my new Audi A3.

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Editor Note: Well, you got fast delivery on that A3, so that is amazing, bear in mind many Audis have been delayed. You are a good repeat customer, always a pleasure to chat. Lhanks for coming back :) Have a great time in the A3. - Ling



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HONDA CIVICI have to admit to being very nervous about making such a big commitment with an internet company. However, the local Honda dealer wanted an extra £3,500 (WOW! No wonder the dealers are struggling! - Ling), so Ling got my business.

From start to finish it was completely painless, with questions answered almost immediately and in a friendly and caring way, to me. I've already recommended Ling to anyone who mentions wanting a new car.

The irony of it all is that I get to take my new Honda Civic for a service at the dealer who wanted the extra £3,500 (WOW! Again... - Ling)! And, guess who the finance company is? Yes - the one the dealer couldn't get a better deal from!!!!

Good delivery, but apparently the credit crunch means they don't clean the cars before delivery. Doesn't make checking them very easy.

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Editor Note: Kathy, well - if the price you pay is that the car was delivered a bit grubby (it was middle of winter) but you save £3,500, I know which I would choose. But yes, a wash would be good. Apart from that, your happiness is obvious. I am so pleased you have a lovely new car with enough left over for 2 x top class holidays or a diamond ring the size of Brunei. Happy days, eh? - Ling



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Thank you for your great service. I can't say bad stuff about you because there is none to say. I found you to be friendly and good fun. A great all-round service. Excellent delivery, my Qashqai arrived with a friendly smile.

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Editor Note: Andrew, wow, you run a power station! Please keep the electricity coming. I think you supply the Queen in her castle! Enjoy the Qashqai, you were lovely to deal with. - Ling



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Wah! Juan Vela is one of bloody velly few artisans making traditional, lah, handcrafted castanets for Spanish flamenco. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 00:30



Wah! The Great Satan prisoner of fighty bang-bang who built $180m capitalist entity - news replorted 00:28



Wah! Five bugs that lurk in changing rooms - news replorted 00:25



Wah! The aftermath of 1985 Mexico City earthquake saw founding of elite rescue group Los Topos or 'The Moles' - news replorted 00:21



Wah! Why Lord of Flies holds true 60 years on - news replorted 00:19



Wah! The freedivers risking their lives to swim with whales - news replorted 00:16



Wah! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Click looks at new laser projector that promises to deliver brighter and clearer pictures. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:16



Wah! The increasingly fractious nature of campaigning in Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs independence referendum is captured by papers day ahead of vote. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:14



Wah! How jobs fit into referendum debate? - news replorted 00:11



Wah! Boss Arsene Wenger says Arsenal must "be patient" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) with Danny Welbeck after male gender human bleing's costly miss at Borussia Dortmund. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:07



Wah! Bosses of bloody annoying Blitish listed companies could see their pay packages overhauled under new rules from Financial Reporting Council (FRC). - news replorted 00:06



Wah! Checks and balances on how academy chains in Province of Engrish running-dogs spend large amounts of public money "too weak", lah, according to research. - news replorted 00:01



Wah! Ford and MSA bring new motorsport championship to Britain Floord reveals most exciting development in British junior single-seater motor racing for almost 50 years of FIA F - news replorted 00:01



Wah! The new Rondla Jazz prototype Today Rondla has released first images of new Jazz prototype that will make its public debut next month at 20 - news replorted 00:01



Wah! The Great Satan space agency Nasa has chosen Boeing and SpaceX to build new generation of spaceships to carry astronauts to International Space Station. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 00:00



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