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CITROEN C4Thanks to your efforts and efficient ways of working I was able to have my car delivered on the exact day I required it, a mere 2 weeks after ordering it. Well done! Between returning my company car and going on holiday I had only 1 day on which I would be able to be at home to receive the car and I'm grateful that you were able to arrange this in such a short space of time. I'd certainly use your services again and I'm already recommending you to friends (but I'm a rubbish salesman so don't expect anything!).

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Editor Note: Pete, I would love to start offering Chinese cars :) I think Volvos just about qualify now... Geely have bought them it seems. Glad you are happy bunny. I don't quite have the prices for 2013 yet :))) Let me know how you get on with the C4! - Ling



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AUDI A3Ling makes the whole process painless not to say amusing with her amazing sense of humour!! Excellent delivery of my new Audi A3.

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Editor Note: Well, you got fast delivery on that A3, so that is amazing, bear in mind many Audis have been delayed. You are a good repeat customer, always a pleasure to chat. Lhanks for coming back :) Have a great time in the A3. - Ling



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HONDA CIVICI have to admit to being very nervous about making such a big commitment with an internet company. However, the local Honda dealer wanted an extra £3,500 (WOW! No wonder the dealers are struggling! - Ling), so Ling got my business.

From start to finish it was completely painless, with questions answered almost immediately and in a friendly and caring way, to me. I've already recommended Ling to anyone who mentions wanting a new car.

The irony of it all is that I get to take my new Honda Civic for a service at the dealer who wanted the extra £3,500 (WOW! Again... - Ling)! And, guess who the finance company is? Yes - the one the dealer couldn't get a better deal from!!!!

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Editor Note: Kathy, well - if the price you pay is that the car was delivered a bit grubby (it was middle of winter) but you save £3,500, I know which I would choose. But yes, a wash would be good. Apart from that, your happiness is obvious. I am so pleased you have a lovely new car with enough left over for 2 x top class holidays or a diamond ring the size of Brunei. Happy days, eh? - Ling



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Thank you for your great service. I can't say bad stuff about you because there is none to say. I found you to be friendly and good fun. A great all-round service. Excellent delivery, my Qashqai arrived with a friendly smile.

Andrew Hartridge
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Editor Note: Andrew, wow, you run a power station! Please keep the electricity coming. I think you supply the Queen in her castle! Enjoy the Qashqai, you were lovely to deal with. - Ling



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