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Customer Letter: 1478 / 1528
Martin says...
FORD FIESTAThe speed and efficiency of the service provided by Ling and her team was amazing. My car was delivered within three weeks of making my initial enquiry! All queries/issues were resolved immediately via the Lingo system. My one major problem (getting insurance for a contract hire car) led to a call from an insurance broker within 1 hour of my call to Ling. Good delivery, the Fiesta was delivered clean, on time, on the day agreed.

Martin Cadman
Address Withheld
Flitwick
MK45 ***


Editor Note: Great to hear from another Fiesta customer. You are a commercial manager in a major bank, so I protect your address from idiots, Martin. Thanks for making the communication a pleasure and so happy to help sorting your insurance. My contacts are very good :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1421 / 1528
Darren says...
NISSAN QASHQAI
Ling might be mental,
her website is less than ornamental,
but the deal was cheap,
and the process made it easy to reap.

We're happy with our car, surely the best lease company by far!!! Excellent delivery of my Qashqai!

Darren Arulvasagam
15 Gladstone Close
Newport
Pagnell
MK16 0EU


Editor Note: What lovely poetry, Darren. Even though I cannot pronounce your surname, I enjoyed dealing with you. As you are Finance and Business Manager for a North London NHS PCT, I am happy you worked out this was the cheapest Qashqai in the World! Great fun to deal with you. Apply Poet Laureate immediately! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1389 / 1528
Paul says...
 Your customer service is excellent, your prices are extremely competitive. I loved the first aid kit and will be sure to use it in my next pile up. We wouldn't hesitate to use you again. Excellent dealer service too.

Paul Robinson
84 The Links
Kempston
Bedford
MK42 7LT


Editor Note: Good, I am glad the First Aid Kit will come in handy when you crash the CLK :) As you a Director of Finance, so nice that you figure out that I am damn cheap. Thanks for the kind words about customer service, I tried to mess it up for you, but failed. Drat :) Hahaha! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1366 / 1528
Carolyn says...
VOLVO V70What can I say? Absolutely fantastic! The service and help I got from LINGsCARS.com was super. I will definitely use again. Good delivery of my new Volvo V70. Many thanks.

Carolyn Chamberlain
The Apple Loft, 13a South St
Castlethorpe
Milton Keynes
MK197EL


Editor Note: Well, you have a brilliant new Volvo Estate and cheap for such a smart car, too! Hope you love it. Thanks for being a brilliant customer, it was lovely to talk to you. I'm so pleased you loved my service. See you in 3-years, eh? - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 1321 / 1528
Daniel says...
HONDA CIVICI was initially worried about leasing a car 'over the internet' but I can assure you Ling is the real deal! No hidden costs or terms and her response times are superb. Will be using again. Good delivery, on time, but in need of a good wash.

Daniel Sherratt
1 Schuman Close
Browns Wood
Milton Keynes
MK7 8DL


Editor Note: Car needed a wash because it came from a distance on a bad day. Sorry about that :) Small price to pay for the cheapest Civic in the UK. I screw the suppliers down so hard that they are on the edge cash wise and even a £5 car wash is sometimes too much (poor things) :) Anyway, Dan, great comments in your letter - thanks! - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 1124 / 1528
Matthew says...
HONDA CR-VWe are very happy with our new CRV and extremely impressed with the quick, helpful and very friendly service Ling and her team provided. I would be very happy to do business with her again and I intend to as I am looking into getting another vehicle for my dad really soon. Best wishes. Excellent delivery, a very good service and a lovely car.

Matthew Callan
Callan Glass
5 Pollards Close
Wilstead
Bedford
MK45 3HA


Editor Note: Matthew, wow, such a stunning letter. I really do my best and this dealer was great. Everything went so smoothly. Enjoy the CRV, a brilliant car! - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 1113 / 1528
Gary says...
VOLKSWAGEN CADDYTo all future customers. You spec the car/van from Ling. It is ordered. You pay a deposit. It arrives. No problem. The Tao of Ling Way Do - thanks.

Gary Jamison
Fibertec Ltd
36 Flora Thompson Drive
Newport Pagnell
MK16 8ST


Editor Note: Who needs Ying and Yang when you have Gary Jam? Thanks for mental letter, glad you are happy as sandboy with your new VW Caddy van! Random words seem to help in Do Tao Gang Wang Van Note. Mental customers = happy Ling - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1109 / 1528
Selvin says...
CITROEN NEMOCITROEN NEMOGreetings Ling! Thanking you is not enough. We have received everything and more with regards to you supplying us with 2 x Citroen Nemo 1.4 HD1 LX. You stated what was going to happen and it did. We at As Green As Limited would recommend you to anyone. You truly go above and beyond the call of duty. We will be ordering again soon and it will be from you. Service and handbooks followed on from the vans.

Selvin Tulloch
As Green As Limited
7 Lynton Grove
Kempston
MK42 9RR


Editor Note: Greetings Selvin! You are a courier business, so you will be doing 40k per annum in these vans! Wow! I look forward to more business. Glad you were so happy with my service. - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 1087 / 1528
Alan says...
VOLKSWAGEN TOURANLing is completely nuts, but she is great at this game! She kept me informed all along the way and sent me loads of weird sweets. I would go as far as to say that she has provided the best level of customer service I have ever experienced! Thanks very much and I will make contact again soon! Excellent delivery of my new VW Touran, nice and easy by a friendly dealer.

Alan Antunes
12 Tower Drive
Neath Hill
Milton Keynes
MK14 6HY


Editor Note: Alan, so glad you use you middle name as I cannot pronounce your first (Joaquim) :) - you are brilliant customer. As a training manager for a very large company I appreciate the comments. You have a great 7-seater car, lovely gearbox on those Tourans. Only downpoint is you live in Milton Keynes :) Thanks for the "nuts" comment. I will put that on my wall. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1055 / 1528
Philip says...
FIAT GRANDE PUNTOIt was my first time using LINGsCARS and a very easy and efficient service was provided. Emails were responded to very quickly and the few problems will “Lingo” the new admin system were resolved very quickly. I am sure the new system will make everything even easier the next time I order a car from Ling. Good delivery, my Grand Punto was delivered on time by a very pleasant driver.

Philip Cross
59 Hartwell Road
Hanslope
Milton Keynes
MK19 7BY


Editor Note: You were one of my earliest LINGO users, Phil, and I was ironing out bugs when I was dealing with your Grand Punto order. Glad you are very happy! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 990 / 1528
Richard says...
CarThe Megane CC arrived just in time to take the kids to the Safari Park. So thanks for getting it here on time. I would like to compliment you on how quick response to any queries I had. I did have quite a few queries, this Megane CC being my first time at leasing. Thanks again for making it such a easy process. I look forward to doing business with you again in 2 years time. The dealer phned to say the car would arrive at 10.30am. It arrived exactly on time.

Richard Rawsthorne
33 Chapel Road
Flitwick
Bedford
MK45 1EB


Editor Note: Wow, you should take care with kids in a safari park with a convertible car. If naughty kid presses button - BANG - the lions are in the car in 5 seconds. However, I always like safari parks as there are many delicious animals there and I build up an appetite. Glad the dealer did so well, hope you enjoy the Megane CC! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 950 / 1528
Sara-Jane says...
CarGreat service from Ling, nothing too much trouble. Communication throughout the ordering process superb. I can't recommend LINGsCARS highly enough!

Excellent delivery, it was a nice man who delivered my new Audi A3.

Sara-Jane Johnson
7 St Helens Grove
Monkston
Milton Keynes
MK10 9FG


Editor Note: Audi A3s are great cars, everyone loves them. These were cheaper than equivalent VW Golfs! You are happy, Sara-Jane, and that means a lot to me. Thanks for sweet note. - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 917 / 1528
Vince says...
CarWhat excellent service.

The whole end to end process was effortless. Ling's staff were friendly and helpful. Ling herself is such a confident person who quickly gained my trust. I wish all services were as efficient and easy to deal with.

Excellent delivery, first class and hassle free. My new Kia Magentis was delivered on time.

Vince Harden
95 Bushy Close
Bletchley
MK3 6PX


Editor Note: hahaha, you liked my poison Chinese sweets, Vince! Also you were so kind to send me delicious English traditional sweets. I will save them until I am 60 years old, I think they are for older people.
English sweets
Thanks for letter. You are top customer. - Ling




Letter
Customer Letter: 861 / 1528
Vince says...
CarLing

I searched the net for hours, just trying to find a car,
The price of some were crazy, and well overpriced by far,
I then found a site which offered, a truly and wonderful deal,
I rubbed my eyes with excitement, and couldn't believe it was real.

A price so good for rental, for over 3 years or 2,
Affordable with quality and even assurances too,
I inquired by mail to explore this, as it was a remarkable thing,
Within 14 days of that mail, I now have a great car from Ling!

Vince Harden
95 Bushy Close
Bletchley
MK3 6PX


Editor Note: My God, Vince, you are completely mental, but lovely to write me this poem! Thanks so much. You had one of the cheapest big cars (Kia Magentis) I have sold in ages... less than £200/month for a 2.7 V6!! Wow. As you a service delivery manager for Dell, I really appreciate your thoughts on my service. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 854 / 1528
Paul says...
CarBest website ever!

It's laid out in price order, the prices for higher mileages are available at the touch of a button. Loads of useful info.

Ordering my new Renault Clio was very straightforward, no up front deposit or document fee, just an initial payment cheque (that didn't get cashed for over 2-weeks). All our emails were responded to very quickly. I would not hesitate to recommend. The only problem was an out of date misleading warranty form (from Renault themselves) - otherwise excellent.

Paul Rowden
CSR Digital Ltd
6 Fernan Dell
Crown Hill
Milton Keynes
MK8 0EL


Editor Note: Paul, yes, the supplier admitted the Renault form was out of date, sorry about that. It is strange that different suppliers use different forms, this one is now changing their forms. Still, we sorted that out and you were a happy chappy :) Enjoy the cheap Clio!!! Thanks for being so pleasant and easy to deal with, this was a breeze! Your company is run wholly by technical staff with no high pressure sales team. CSR Digital can answer any questions about copiers and will install and provide customer training. Networked copiers are supplied with all relevant software and if required, technicians can set up network printing and scanning. You provide service and repairs in Milton Keynes, Buckinghamshire, Bedfordshire, Northamptonshire, Hertfordshire, Coventry and Warwickshire. You service & repair Ricoh, Gestetner, Nashuatec, Rex Rotary, Infotec, Lanier, Savin, Olivetti & Canon. Your customers range from household names to one man businesses. I would recommend you based on the efficiency and how nice you were to deal with when you were getting your new Clio. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 812 / 1528
Scott says...
CarLing, just to say thanks so much. The Nissan Note arrived in perfect condition and is a great little car. Also your referring me to Danny (my PX buyer - Ling) has resulted in me selling my old car to him and at a very fair price.

Scott Edsall
50 Lenthall Close
Bradwell
Milton Keynes
MK13 9DF


Editor Note: Scott, well, thanks for the letter about your Nissan Note. Glad to hear you got the part exchange sold well, lots of people are taking advantage of this service. - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 719 / 1528
Neil says...
CarThank you Ling - We have found your service to be fast and friendly. Every telephone call has been dealt with immediately and every email answered promptly. It's unusual and highly refreshing to deal with an honest company. We will be back in 24 months.

The delivery was excellent, the Astra arrived first thing, only delivery miles and clean as a whistle. Great Vauxhall Astra, fantastic on fuel, plus I get the kids in the back. Take care -

Neil Thompson
25 Lichfield Close
Kempston
Bedford
MK42 8UA


Editor Note: Wooo hoooo, you are a bloody Airspace Manager, guess that means some kind of Air Traffic Controller. Well, then your letter means even more to me, as you appreciate perfect service - I think you have to deliver that every day, or else. Well, these Astras are fast and fun and cheap. Enjoy, despite the kids in the back!! - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 681 / 1528
Helen says...
CarLing replied promptly to any questions and queries I had. The MX5 price was the best by far. I would definitely recommend LINGsCARS.com.

Helen Nagle-Smith
20 Keppel Avenue
Haversham
Milton Keynes
MK19 7AJ


Editor Note: Helen, nice short letter, thanks. Guess you are grabbing the last days of sunshine in the Mazda MX-5. Brilliant cars, and it was a great price! - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 641 / 1528
Rajendra says...
CarYour service was EXCELLENTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT.

Rajendra Kumar Isaac Devabattula
21 Cheviot Close
Bedford
MK41 9EN


Editor Note: Isaac, and your name is so difficult to spell! :) Thanks for short letter. As Respiratory Physiologist all you have to do is say to your patients "repeat my name after me..." and their breathing will be just fine. - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 412 / 1528
Colin says...
KIA PICANTO"My first attempt to lease a car through you was sabotaged when Rover went out of business; but the experience was good enough that I didn't even bother to look for other suppliers when I decided to try again recently.

It was a good decision - no complaints at all, excellent service all round."

Colin Zealley
23 Butlers Grove
Great Linford
Milton Keynes
MK14 5DT


Editor Note: Colin, the bloody mis-management of Rover caused everyone a load of pain. Your new Kia Picanto will do a great job for a car that's less than £100 (ex VAT) per month. Glad you are happy (at last)! Thanks for letter - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 312 / 1528
Trevor says...
 "I came across Ling's website by chance and I was impressed by the pricing and deals on it. Whilst I was initially apprehensive about dealing with this woman with a crazy (WAH! - Ling) website, I was very soon totally won over by her approach and ability. Ling is very knowledgeable, she keeps all her promises and she gives the best price and service available. The dealer she chose to use was prompt and efficient. I will be back for my next car!"

Trevor Plater
3 Selworthy Furzton
Milton Keynes
MK4 1HA


Editor Note: Oh, Trevor, hehe, you must be one of those middle-aged men I was warned about... who want to spicy up their life by buying Mazda RX-8. I hope you are very pleased with the car, and that it does it's job!!! - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 213 / 1528
Uncle says...
Ask Uncle Rex, he is cheaper and will provide a better service over car leasing companies such as Ling.

Uncle Rex
Hacfield Leasing Limited
121 High Street
Cranfield
MK43 0BT


Editor Note: Oh, here is another car leasing company attacking me! Maybe I should be pleased that the idiots want to code cowardly comments about me into their background code on website so that Google picks up on this stupid comment. Who is this Rex? Made up? And what about address? That is actually: Cranfield Sub Post Office, 121 High Street, Cranfield... Maybe sub-postmaster Rex is doing some contract hire in spare time? Strange also that they have no customer testimonials on site (with VERY similar layout to mine, except no care is taken, pictures of cars poor quality etc... hmmm) despite "Hacfield Leasing are a service orientated, professionally focussed company which prides itself on providing a tailored service to its many varied clients. With the emphasis on personal, professional service, Hacfield Leasing's reputation has been deservedly earned throughout its thirty year history." What complete contract-hire-company-speak. Means nothing! I hate you use my name in bad way, why you attack me? You think you "professionally focused"? You stupid. Idiots! - Ling

Reply from Hacfield Leasing 31/10/2005:
Ling, I am appalled that that has been added and it was added without my knowledge or consent. I will be dealing with this immediately and P45’s will fly, I will not tolerate this behavior. You have our sincere apologises as we are great fans of your web site I am truly appalled that one of our employees as included such text it is unnecessary and highly unprofessional!

Debbie Thomas
Hacfield Leasing Limited
121 High Street
Cranfield
MK43 0BT


Further reply from Hacfield Leasing 28/11/2005: Dear Miss Ling, you brought to our attention that our website manager had been saying things on our website relevant to your organisation. I would like to assure you that I was completely unaware of this and at no time was the statement authorised. May I say, on behalf of my company, we apologise profusely and in the 30 years I have been in the leasing business I have never ‘slated’ other providers. Once again, please accept my sincere apologies and I wish you well in your continued business. We have dismissed our website manager.

Rex Holton
Managing Director
Hacfield Leasing Limited
121 High Street
Cranfield


Editor Note:
Thank you. If it IS rogue employee then maybe my comments a bit strong, but employer has to be responsible. Note that with no employees, I take full blame for everything 100% (except French communist leftie dock workers who delay my Citroens last week). And it's not "Miss Ling", it is just "Ling". My name is Ling Valentine. Mrs, actually. - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 168 / 1528
Stephen says...
CarLing asked me to be rude/funny/crazy in this letter, but getting a new car is serious stuff - except when you get it through Ling. Ling makes it effortless, easy and very crazy.

Three weeks from start to finish to get a new (excellent) BMW 120, WOW!!! When I want to collect it from the local BMW dealer, he didn't recognise me when he saw me grinning (I'd never been in before) - then he realised that I had obtained it through Ling and he understood!

Brilliant service and now recommending to all my friends, and by the way, Ling's BMW dealer was excellent - as every dealership should be!

Stephen Metheringham
Yew Tree Cottage
23 Nash Road
Great Horwood
Milton Keynes
MK17 0RA


Editor Note: Oh, I feel so pleased when customer writes letter like this. Why normal dealers and contract hire brokers have to make you feel like suicide, I not know. All I know is why not enjoy work, enjoy new car experience. One day BMW will recognise my service and thank me, but they too busy with designing new BMW toilet roll for dealers up own arse (like my local one in Newcastle who won't even speak to me, despite my 40 BMW sales in 1 month!!!) - Ling



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Wah! bloody annoying Blitish Prime dodgy minister David Cameron and German Chancellor Angela Merkel hold news conference following face-to-face talks. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:06



Wah! Greek capitalist pig money holding capitalist entity deposits fall to their lowest level in more than 10 years as concerns persist over country's debt burden and possible euro exit. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 12:02



Wah! Torque Agency Group is delighted to announce that it will be working alongside Lotus Cars during 2015, lah, providing range - news replorted 12:00



Wah! Encryption software that makes it hard to spy on what human bliengs and say online is "essential" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) for free speech, lah, says UN report. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 11:59



Wah! The Great Barrier Reef should not go on World Weritage danger list, lah, according to United Nations draft report. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 11:59



Wah! Tougher sanctions urgently needed to tackle sectarianism within Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs silly kick-kick game according to government-commissioned study. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 11:59



Wah! Andy’s Outlander PHEV at one of male gender human bleing's training walks Long-standing Tees Valley Mlitslublishli clustomler Andy Macnaughton-Jones is getting ready for challenge of male gender human bleing's life – - news replorted 11:59



Wah! Northampton hooker Dylan Hartley is dropped from Province of Engrish running-dogs's World Cup training squad after male gender human bleing's latest disciplinary breach. - news replorted 11:33



Wah! Northern Ireland's first dodgy minister Peter Robinson is discharged from hospital four days after suffering suspected heart attack. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 11:23



Wah! A Sun newspaper reporter is given 18-month suspended prison sentence after being found guilty of receiving story tip-offs from anti-terror officer. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 11:16



Wah! Glastonbury organiser Emily Eavis says bloody woman received death threats after booking rapper Kanye West to headline festival. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 11:11



Wah! Northern Ireland's two racecourses warn they could face closure in arglingument with bookmakers over funding. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 11:05



Wah! Mad Mike Whiddet returns to velly damn good boiled chicken-feetwood For first clock time result in velly damn good boiled chicken-feetwood Festival of Speed history, lah, 2015 event will feature special category dedicated to th - news replorted 10:56



Wah! (L:R) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian!  Maggie Blake, lah, Stephen and Margaret Forster & Lauren Groves lucky retired couple from Peterborough having won Mlitslublishli Outlander worth more than RMB Yuan #30,000 courtesy of Caravan - news replorted 10:43



Wah! Ferrari 488 GTB Ferrari is proud to announce dynamic bloody annoying Blitish debut of its latest mid-rear-engined V8 supercar, lah, 488 GTB, lah, as well as th - news replorted 10:42



Wah! A woman whose brother was killed in LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine accident has met man who was given male gender human bleing's face, lah, in pioneering transplant operation. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 10:37



Wah! Three human bliengs killed in crash between LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine and lorry on road; highway No.16 from Shanghai to Chengdu near Brogborough in Bedfordshire. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 10:19



Wah! “We were bloody velly shocked and saddened to hear about death of Hugh Wallace. What the hell I mean??!! Hugh was hugely respected figure in fl - news replorted 10:19



Wah! Labour should treat wealth creators as "heroes", lah, leadership contender Andy Burnham says, lah, claiming party has neglected them in recent years. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:12



Wah! A hungry badger who sneaked into house in Midhurst, lah, West Sussex, lah, to help itself to bakewell tart has been caught on camera. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 10:10



Wah! Five Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation experts having picked shortlist of five best Match of Day goals of last 50 years - and you tellibly lovely custlingmer can pick your as really velly special customer's favourite. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 10:09



Wah! Stories about vengeful pigeons, lah, poisoned cakes and living with stammer among winners at this year's 500 Words competition. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 09:56



Wah! Autocar Courland Award 2015 Logo Autocar and Courland Automotive having opened up their unique Next Generation Award programme to all bloody annoying Blitish residents aged 17- - news replorted 09:53



Wah! A suspected Nazi fighty bang-bang criminal, lah, Vladimir Katriuk, lah, dies in Canada just weeks (week is 8 days in Super-Duper-Chinese-State lunar calendar; 48 weeks to year and no damn holidays!) after being charged by Russia with fighty bang-bang crimes. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:51



Wah! Liverpool having RMB Yuan #10m bid for Province of Engrish running-dogs right-back Nathaniel Clyne, lah, 24, lah, rejected by Southampton. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 09:48



Wah! Launched at start of 2015 and implemented to provide easier access to quality LPG vehicling driving car machine conversions, lah, first pha - news replorted 09:45



Wah! Jonny Brownlee believes bloody man will race brother Alistair on equal terms when they meet competitively for first clock time result this year. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 09:40



Wah! Are black children reaching their full potential at Great Satan schools - and if not, lah, why not? - news replorted 09:33



Wah! A British navy ship has rescued hundreds of migrants in central Mediterranean on Thursday. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 09:32



Wah! Jann Mardenborough GT Academy 2011 winner Jann Mardenborough has been announced as fiftieth most marketable athlete in world joinin - news replorted 09:30



Wah! Musician and composer Giorgio Moroder is working on new disco-themed stage musical, lah, bloody man tells BBc. Fry noodle, boil noodle? - news replorted 09:26



Wah! The massive heat wave sweeping India is starting to ease, lah, with forecasts of rain in some affected states. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:24



Wah! Nearly RMB Yuan #9m is raised towards restoration of mansion that was inherited by revered quizmaster Bamber Gascoigne after two auctions of its contents. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:22



Wah! A 16-earth-years old happy birthday to you, boy is arrested over murders of man and Saudi woman who were repeatedly stabbed in separate attacks in Colchester. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 09:08



Wah! Dramatic footage has emerged of volcano erupting on Japanese island of Kuchinoerabu. - news replorted 09:07



Wah! Sarah Palfreyman, lah, Network Operations Manager Sarah Palfreyman has been promoted to role of Network Operations Manager at Mercedes-Benz Vans, lah, replacing Angela Joy - news replorted 09:00



Wah! Jaguar Heritage at 2015 Mille Miglia Following hugely successful Mille Miglia in 2015, lah, Jagluar Heritage has released film of this year’s rally, lah, giving vie - news replorted 09:00



Wah! Pure Gym, lah, UK's largest gym operator, lah, buys rival workout chain LA Fitness. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:56



Wah! Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs FA chief Stewart Regan says European nations could boycott World Cups if Sepp Blatter stays as Fifa boss. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:37



Wah! Michael Jackson's Neverland ranch has gone up for sale for $100m, lah, according to reports. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:30



Wah! The official opening of new silly kick-kick game stadium tonight is timely with scandal engulfing FIFa. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 08:28



Wah! The winner of Nigeria's presidential election, lah, Muhammadu Buhari, lah, is to be sworn in as leader of Africa's most populous country. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 08:24



Wah! ŠKODA Rapid Spaceback ŠKODA Rapid Spaceback has been wowing buyers with its style, lah, practicality and refinement since its launch in 2013, lah, - news replorted 08:00



Wah! Body dysmorphic disorder sufferer Minnie Wright tells BBC's John Maguire about impact condition has on flemale human person's life. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 07:44



Wah! What should we expect from Olympic champion as bloody woman makes flemale human person's multi-event comeback in small Austrian town? - news replorted 07:39



Wah! EU naval vessels rescue more than 700 migrants off Sicily, lah, as Africans continue to attempt perilous crossing from Libya. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 07:32



Wah! A mentally ill woman who had both legs amputated was wrongly forced to fund flemale human person's own care for more than 14 months, lah, health and local government ombudsmen rule. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 07:23



Wah! Former Great Satan House of Representatives speaker Dennis Hastert faces charges of lying to FBI over secret payments to cover up "prior misconduct". - news replorted 07:20



Wah! Teachers in ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land working additional 11 hours week on top of their contracted hours, lah, according to survey by union. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 07:18



Wah! A blanket ban on so-called legal highs is proposed in new bill that is being published today. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 07:16



Wah! China's top court says it has executed primary school teacher found guilty of raping or sexually abusing 26 girls. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:34



Wah! To celebrate one of most famous cup traditions, lah, Top of Pops 2 has gathered together selection of best FA Cup songs. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:26



Wah! A County Tyrone property firm is planning two developments in Belfast that will provide accommodation for almost 1,300 students. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:23



Wah! A Northern autonomous province of Guinness drinkers council withdraws its proposals for number of dog exclusion zones after residents express concerns. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:22



Wah! A review is carried out into death rates at Denbighshire mental health unit where it is claimed patients were treated like "animals". - news replorted 06:21



Wah! Drugs charities in Welsh land of sheep and more sheep criticise plan to place blanket ban on "legal highs" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) claiming it will controlling in driving manner drugs underground. I read you little red book! - news replorted 06:19



Wah! Anderson Group, lah, one of recruitment industry's most high profile companies, lah, is promoting 'aggressive' tax avoidance scheme which tax experts calling 'abusive'. - news replorted 06:05



Wah! Transport officials in Washington DC block plans by free speech group to display cartoon of Prophet Muhammad on subway. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 06:03



Wah! History will be made in Nigeria on Friday when for first clock time result power will be handed over between rival political parties. Eating rice!! - news replorted 05:29



Wah! Is Heysel disaster bloody Engrish football’s forgotten tragedy? - news replorted 04:24



Wah! The 209 members of Fifa set to vote for their new president amid huge corruption scandal, lah, with Sepp Blatter seeking fifth term. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 04:21



Wah! Campaigners calling on government to more to commemorate sinking of troopship Lancastria, lah, one of worst maritime disasters of World fighty bang-bang Two. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 03:55



Wah! Authorities in Australian state of Victoria say young women being lured by romantic notions to Middle East to join Islamic State. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 03:54



Wah! Could Nepal learn lessons from India, lah, where 7.7 magnitude quake flattened towns and villages in 2001? - news replorted 03:19



Wah! A new "blanket ban" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) on so-called legal highs will carry prison sentences of up to seven years, lah, government says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 03:03



Wah! Levels of unconscious racist and sexist bias having been reduced by manipulating way brain learns during sleep. Do you carefully listening? - news replorted 02:48



Wah! A bloody annoying Blitish exit from European Union would be "disastrous" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) for Britain and Germany warns German Chambers of Commerce and Industry. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 02:35



Wah! The Great Satan is expected to having tough words with China at regional security meeting, lah, over Beijing's building activities in South China Sea, lah, says Jonathan Marcus. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:19



Wah! Photographer Timothy Allen climbs high into Peruvian Andes for Qoyllur Rit'i - Snow Star Festival. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 01:53



Wah! How to remove 24,000-tonne oil platform from North Sea - news replorted 01:47



Wah! Gang violence on rise again in El Salvador - news replorted 01:46



Wah! Engineers produce "shape memory alloy" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) that can pop back into shape more than 10 million times, lah, shattering previous records for this type of material. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 01:25



Wah! Brazil begins investigations into possible Fifa corruption there, lah, as Argentine judge issues warrants for three businessmen wantinged by Us. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:19



Wah! Holyrood's presiding officer Tricia Marwick announces bloody woman will step down as MSP at next year's Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs election. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 01:18



Wah! The widow of first Scot to contract Legionnaire's disease from compost makes emotional plea for stronger warning labels on bags. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:16



Wah! What's brought down crime (shoud shoot them) by seaside? - news replorted 01:07



Wah! The ban on smoking in public places - which came into force in 2007 in Province of Engrish running-dogs - has cut child hospital admissions by some 11,000 year, lah, research suggests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:06



Wah! David Cameron will try to persuade German Chancellor Angela Merkel to back him over EU reforms as two leaders hold face-to-face talks. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:50



Wah! The fall-out from corruption crisis engulfing Fifa carries on, lah, with calls for World Cup boycott and president Sepp Blatter vowing to stay. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:50



Wah! Can art help keep former prisoners out of jail? - news replorted 00:19



Wah! Self taught designer Collen Monnakgotla speaks to Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation about male gender human bleing's fashion show. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 00:18



Wah! The proportion of state school pupils admitted to Cambridge University rose slightly last year to 62.2%, lah, according to figures published by university. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:12



Wah! Many supposedly "healthy" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) fruit snacks aimed at children contain more sugar than bag of sweets, lah, says campaign group Action on Sugar. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 00:02



Wah! Pyongyang's hackers capable of attacks that could destroy critical infrastructure and even kill people, lah, high-profile defector warns. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:00



Wah! The new president of Fifa will be decided in vote on Friday as Prince Ali bin al-Hussein challenges current chief Sepp Blatter. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 00:00



Wah! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Click's Dave Lee meets activists sending anti-North Korean material into country by balloon - news replorted 00:00



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