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Customer Letter: 1478 / 1528
Martin says...
FORD FIESTAThe speed and efficiency of the service provided by Ling and her team was amazing. My car was delivered within three weeks of making my initial enquiry! All queries/issues were resolved immediately via the Lingo system. My one major problem (getting insurance for a contract hire car) led to a call from an insurance broker within 1 hour of my call to Ling. Good delivery, the Fiesta was delivered clean, on time, on the day agreed.

Martin Cadman
Address Withheld
Flitwick
MK45 ***


Editor Note: Great to hear from another Fiesta customer. You are a commercial manager in a major bank, so I protect your address from idiots, Martin. Thanks for making the communication a pleasure and so happy to help sorting your insurance. My contacts are very good :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1421 / 1528
Darren says...
NISSAN QASHQAI
Ling might be mental,
her website is less than ornamental,
but the deal was cheap,
and the process made it easy to reap.

We're happy with our car, surely the best lease company by far!!! Excellent delivery of my Qashqai!

Darren Arulvasagam
15 Gladstone Close
Newport
Pagnell
MK16 0EU


Editor Note: What lovely poetry, Darren. Even though I cannot pronounce your surname, I enjoyed dealing with you. As you are Finance and Business Manager for a North London NHS PCT, I am happy you worked out this was the cheapest Qashqai in the World! Great fun to deal with you. Apply Poet Laureate immediately! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1389 / 1528
Paul says...
 Your customer service is excellent, your prices are extremely competitive. I loved the first aid kit and will be sure to use it in my next pile up. We wouldn't hesitate to use you again. Excellent dealer service too.

Paul Robinson
84 The Links
Kempston
Bedford
MK42 7LT


Editor Note: Good, I am glad the First Aid Kit will come in handy when you crash the CLK :) As you a Director of Finance, so nice that you figure out that I am damn cheap. Thanks for the kind words about customer service, I tried to mess it up for you, but failed. Drat :) Hahaha! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1366 / 1528
Carolyn says...
VOLVO V70What can I say? Absolutely fantastic! The service and help I got from LINGsCARS.com was super. I will definitely use again. Good delivery of my new Volvo V70. Many thanks.

Carolyn Chamberlain
The Apple Loft, 13a South St
Castlethorpe
Milton Keynes
MK197EL


Editor Note: Well, you have a brilliant new Volvo Estate and cheap for such a smart car, too! Hope you love it. Thanks for being a brilliant customer, it was lovely to talk to you. I'm so pleased you loved my service. See you in 3-years, eh? - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 1321 / 1528
Daniel says...
HONDA CIVICI was initially worried about leasing a car 'over the internet' but I can assure you Ling is the real deal! No hidden costs or terms and her response times are superb. Will be using again. Good delivery, on time, but in need of a good wash.

Daniel Sherratt
1 Schuman Close
Browns Wood
Milton Keynes
MK7 8DL


Editor Note: Car needed a wash because it came from a distance on a bad day. Sorry about that :) Small price to pay for the cheapest Civic in the UK. I screw the suppliers down so hard that they are on the edge cash wise and even a £5 car wash is sometimes too much (poor things) :) Anyway, Dan, great comments in your letter - thanks! - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 1124 / 1528
Matthew says...
HONDA CR-VWe are very happy with our new CRV and extremely impressed with the quick, helpful and very friendly service Ling and her team provided. I would be very happy to do business with her again and I intend to as I am looking into getting another vehicle for my dad really soon. Best wishes. Excellent delivery, a very good service and a lovely car.

Matthew Callan
Callan Glass
5 Pollards Close
Wilstead
Bedford
MK45 3HA


Editor Note: Matthew, wow, such a stunning letter. I really do my best and this dealer was great. Everything went so smoothly. Enjoy the CRV, a brilliant car! - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 1113 / 1528
Gary says...
VOLKSWAGEN CADDYTo all future customers. You spec the car/van from Ling. It is ordered. You pay a deposit. It arrives. No problem. The Tao of Ling Way Do - thanks.

Gary Jamison
Fibertec Ltd
36 Flora Thompson Drive
Newport Pagnell
MK16 8ST


Editor Note: Who needs Ying and Yang when you have Gary Jam? Thanks for mental letter, glad you are happy as sandboy with your new VW Caddy van! Random words seem to help in Do Tao Gang Wang Van Note. Mental customers = happy Ling - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1109 / 1528
Selvin says...
CITROEN NEMOCITROEN NEMOGreetings Ling! Thanking you is not enough. We have received everything and more with regards to you supplying us with 2 x Citroen Nemo 1.4 HD1 LX. You stated what was going to happen and it did. We at As Green As Limited would recommend you to anyone. You truly go above and beyond the call of duty. We will be ordering again soon and it will be from you. Service and handbooks followed on from the vans.

Selvin Tulloch
As Green As Limited
7 Lynton Grove
Kempston
MK42 9RR


Editor Note: Greetings Selvin! You are a courier business, so you will be doing 40k per annum in these vans! Wow! I look forward to more business. Glad you were so happy with my service. - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 1087 / 1528
Alan says...
VOLKSWAGEN TOURANLing is completely nuts, but she is great at this game! She kept me informed all along the way and sent me loads of weird sweets. I would go as far as to say that she has provided the best level of customer service I have ever experienced! Thanks very much and I will make contact again soon! Excellent delivery of my new VW Touran, nice and easy by a friendly dealer.

Alan Antunes
12 Tower Drive
Neath Hill
Milton Keynes
MK14 6HY


Editor Note: Alan, so glad you use you middle name as I cannot pronounce your first (Joaquim) :) - you are brilliant customer. As a training manager for a very large company I appreciate the comments. You have a great 7-seater car, lovely gearbox on those Tourans. Only downpoint is you live in Milton Keynes :) Thanks for the "nuts" comment. I will put that on my wall. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1055 / 1528
Philip says...
FIAT GRANDE PUNTOIt was my first time using LINGsCARS and a very easy and efficient service was provided. Emails were responded to very quickly and the few problems will “Lingo” the new admin system were resolved very quickly. I am sure the new system will make everything even easier the next time I order a car from Ling. Good delivery, my Grand Punto was delivered on time by a very pleasant driver.

Philip Cross
59 Hartwell Road
Hanslope
Milton Keynes
MK19 7BY


Editor Note: You were one of my earliest LINGO users, Phil, and I was ironing out bugs when I was dealing with your Grand Punto order. Glad you are very happy! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 990 / 1528
Richard says...
CarThe Megane CC arrived just in time to take the kids to the Safari Park. So thanks for getting it here on time. I would like to compliment you on how quick response to any queries I had. I did have quite a few queries, this Megane CC being my first time at leasing. Thanks again for making it such a easy process. I look forward to doing business with you again in 2 years time. The dealer phned to say the car would arrive at 10.30am. It arrived exactly on time.

Richard Rawsthorne
33 Chapel Road
Flitwick
Bedford
MK45 1EB


Editor Note: Wow, you should take care with kids in a safari park with a convertible car. If naughty kid presses button - BANG - the lions are in the car in 5 seconds. However, I always like safari parks as there are many delicious animals there and I build up an appetite. Glad the dealer did so well, hope you enjoy the Megane CC! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 950 / 1528
Sara-Jane says...
CarGreat service from Ling, nothing too much trouble. Communication throughout the ordering process superb. I can't recommend LINGsCARS highly enough!

Excellent delivery, it was a nice man who delivered my new Audi A3.

Sara-Jane Johnson
7 St Helens Grove
Monkston
Milton Keynes
MK10 9FG


Editor Note: Audi A3s are great cars, everyone loves them. These were cheaper than equivalent VW Golfs! You are happy, Sara-Jane, and that means a lot to me. Thanks for sweet note. - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 917 / 1528
Vince says...
CarWhat excellent service.

The whole end to end process was effortless. Ling's staff were friendly and helpful. Ling herself is such a confident person who quickly gained my trust. I wish all services were as efficient and easy to deal with.

Excellent delivery, first class and hassle free. My new Kia Magentis was delivered on time.

Vince Harden
95 Bushy Close
Bletchley
MK3 6PX


Editor Note: hahaha, you liked my poison Chinese sweets, Vince! Also you were so kind to send me delicious English traditional sweets. I will save them until I am 60 years old, I think they are for older people.
English sweets
Thanks for letter. You are top customer. - Ling




Letter
Customer Letter: 861 / 1528
Vince says...
CarLing

I searched the net for hours, just trying to find a car,
The price of some were crazy, and well overpriced by far,
I then found a site which offered, a truly and wonderful deal,
I rubbed my eyes with excitement, and couldn't believe it was real.

A price so good for rental, for over 3 years or 2,
Affordable with quality and even assurances too,
I inquired by mail to explore this, as it was a remarkable thing,
Within 14 days of that mail, I now have a great car from Ling!

Vince Harden
95 Bushy Close
Bletchley
MK3 6PX


Editor Note: My God, Vince, you are completely mental, but lovely to write me this poem! Thanks so much. You had one of the cheapest big cars (Kia Magentis) I have sold in ages... less than £200/month for a 2.7 V6!! Wow. As you a service delivery manager for Dell, I really appreciate your thoughts on my service. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 854 / 1528
Paul says...
CarBest website ever!

It's laid out in price order, the prices for higher mileages are available at the touch of a button. Loads of useful info.

Ordering my new Renault Clio was very straightforward, no up front deposit or document fee, just an initial payment cheque (that didn't get cashed for over 2-weeks). All our emails were responded to very quickly. I would not hesitate to recommend. The only problem was an out of date misleading warranty form (from Renault themselves) - otherwise excellent.

Paul Rowden
CSR Digital Ltd
6 Fernan Dell
Crown Hill
Milton Keynes
MK8 0EL


Editor Note: Paul, yes, the supplier admitted the Renault form was out of date, sorry about that. It is strange that different suppliers use different forms, this one is now changing their forms. Still, we sorted that out and you were a happy chappy :) Enjoy the cheap Clio!!! Thanks for being so pleasant and easy to deal with, this was a breeze! Your company is run wholly by technical staff with no high pressure sales team. CSR Digital can answer any questions about copiers and will install and provide customer training. Networked copiers are supplied with all relevant software and if required, technicians can set up network printing and scanning. You provide service and repairs in Milton Keynes, Buckinghamshire, Bedfordshire, Northamptonshire, Hertfordshire, Coventry and Warwickshire. You service & repair Ricoh, Gestetner, Nashuatec, Rex Rotary, Infotec, Lanier, Savin, Olivetti & Canon. Your customers range from household names to one man businesses. I would recommend you based on the efficiency and how nice you were to deal with when you were getting your new Clio. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 812 / 1528
Scott says...
CarLing, just to say thanks so much. The Nissan Note arrived in perfect condition and is a great little car. Also your referring me to Danny (my PX buyer - Ling) has resulted in me selling my old car to him and at a very fair price.

Scott Edsall
50 Lenthall Close
Bradwell
Milton Keynes
MK13 9DF


Editor Note: Scott, well, thanks for the letter about your Nissan Note. Glad to hear you got the part exchange sold well, lots of people are taking advantage of this service. - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 719 / 1528
Neil says...
CarThank you Ling - We have found your service to be fast and friendly. Every telephone call has been dealt with immediately and every email answered promptly. It's unusual and highly refreshing to deal with an honest company. We will be back in 24 months.

The delivery was excellent, the Astra arrived first thing, only delivery miles and clean as a whistle. Great Vauxhall Astra, fantastic on fuel, plus I get the kids in the back. Take care -

Neil Thompson
25 Lichfield Close
Kempston
Bedford
MK42 8UA


Editor Note: Wooo hoooo, you are a bloody Airspace Manager, guess that means some kind of Air Traffic Controller. Well, then your letter means even more to me, as you appreciate perfect service - I think you have to deliver that every day, or else. Well, these Astras are fast and fun and cheap. Enjoy, despite the kids in the back!! - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 681 / 1528
Helen says...
CarLing replied promptly to any questions and queries I had. The MX5 price was the best by far. I would definitely recommend LINGsCARS.com.

Helen Nagle-Smith
20 Keppel Avenue
Haversham
Milton Keynes
MK19 7AJ


Editor Note: Helen, nice short letter, thanks. Guess you are grabbing the last days of sunshine in the Mazda MX-5. Brilliant cars, and it was a great price! - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 641 / 1528
Rajendra says...
CarYour service was EXCELLENTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT.

Rajendra Kumar Isaac Devabattula
21 Cheviot Close
Bedford
MK41 9EN


Editor Note: Isaac, and your name is so difficult to spell! :) Thanks for short letter. As Respiratory Physiologist all you have to do is say to your patients "repeat my name after me..." and their breathing will be just fine. - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 412 / 1528
Colin says...
KIA PICANTO"My first attempt to lease a car through you was sabotaged when Rover went out of business; but the experience was good enough that I didn't even bother to look for other suppliers when I decided to try again recently.

It was a good decision - no complaints at all, excellent service all round."

Colin Zealley
23 Butlers Grove
Great Linford
Milton Keynes
MK14 5DT


Editor Note: Colin, the bloody mis-management of Rover caused everyone a load of pain. Your new Kia Picanto will do a great job for a car that's less than £100 (ex VAT) per month. Glad you are happy (at last)! Thanks for letter - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 312 / 1528
Trevor says...
 "I came across Ling's website by chance and I was impressed by the pricing and deals on it. Whilst I was initially apprehensive about dealing with this woman with a crazy (WAH! - Ling) website, I was very soon totally won over by her approach and ability. Ling is very knowledgeable, she keeps all her promises and she gives the best price and service available. The dealer she chose to use was prompt and efficient. I will be back for my next car!"

Trevor Plater
3 Selworthy Furzton
Milton Keynes
MK4 1HA


Editor Note: Oh, Trevor, hehe, you must be one of those middle-aged men I was warned about... who want to spicy up their life by buying Mazda RX-8. I hope you are very pleased with the car, and that it does it's job!!! - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 213 / 1528
Uncle says...
Ask Uncle Rex, he is cheaper and will provide a better service over car leasing companies such as Ling.

Uncle Rex
Hacfield Leasing Limited
121 High Street
Cranfield
MK43 0BT


Editor Note: Oh, here is another car leasing company attacking me! Maybe I should be pleased that the idiots want to code cowardly comments about me into their background code on website so that Google picks up on this stupid comment. Who is this Rex? Made up? And what about address? That is actually: Cranfield Sub Post Office, 121 High Street, Cranfield... Maybe sub-postmaster Rex is doing some contract hire in spare time? Strange also that they have no customer testimonials on site (with VERY similar layout to mine, except no care is taken, pictures of cars poor quality etc... hmmm) despite "Hacfield Leasing are a service orientated, professionally focussed company which prides itself on providing a tailored service to its many varied clients. With the emphasis on personal, professional service, Hacfield Leasing's reputation has been deservedly earned throughout its thirty year history." What complete contract-hire-company-speak. Means nothing! I hate you use my name in bad way, why you attack me? You think you "professionally focused"? You stupid. Idiots! - Ling

Reply from Hacfield Leasing 31/10/2005:
Ling, I am appalled that that has been added and it was added without my knowledge or consent. I will be dealing with this immediately and P45’s will fly, I will not tolerate this behavior. You have our sincere apologises as we are great fans of your web site I am truly appalled that one of our employees as included such text it is unnecessary and highly unprofessional!

Debbie Thomas
Hacfield Leasing Limited
121 High Street
Cranfield
MK43 0BT


Further reply from Hacfield Leasing 28/11/2005: Dear Miss Ling, you brought to our attention that our website manager had been saying things on our website relevant to your organisation. I would like to assure you that I was completely unaware of this and at no time was the statement authorised. May I say, on behalf of my company, we apologise profusely and in the 30 years I have been in the leasing business I have never ‘slated’ other providers. Once again, please accept my sincere apologies and I wish you well in your continued business. We have dismissed our website manager.

Rex Holton
Managing Director
Hacfield Leasing Limited
121 High Street
Cranfield


Editor Note:
Thank you. If it IS rogue employee then maybe my comments a bit strong, but employer has to be responsible. Note that with no employees, I take full blame for everything 100% (except French communist leftie dock workers who delay my Citroens last week). And it's not "Miss Ling", it is just "Ling". My name is Ling Valentine. Mrs, actually. - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 168 / 1528
Stephen says...
CarLing asked me to be rude/funny/crazy in this letter, but getting a new car is serious stuff - except when you get it through Ling. Ling makes it effortless, easy and very crazy.

Three weeks from start to finish to get a new (excellent) BMW 120, WOW!!! When I want to collect it from the local BMW dealer, he didn't recognise me when he saw me grinning (I'd never been in before) - then he realised that I had obtained it through Ling and he understood!

Brilliant service and now recommending to all my friends, and by the way, Ling's BMW dealer was excellent - as every dealership should be!

Stephen Metheringham
Yew Tree Cottage
23 Nash Road
Great Horwood
Milton Keynes
MK17 0RA


Editor Note: Oh, I feel so pleased when customer writes letter like this. Why normal dealers and contract hire brokers have to make you feel like suicide, I not know. All I know is why not enjoy work, enjoy new car experience. One day BMW will recognise my service and thank me, but they too busy with designing new BMW toilet roll for dealers up own arse (like my local one in Newcastle who won't even speak to me, despite my 40 BMW sales in 1 month!!!) - Ling



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Wah! hurtee-hurtee Liverpool striker Daniel Sturridge may not play again before end of season, lah, says boss Brendan Rodgers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:12



Wah! Silverstone Fleet Show is ‘most complete show ever’ Fleet World Fleet Show at Silverstone in two weeks’ clock time result has been billed as ’the most complete Fleet Show ever’ beca - news replorted 11:09



Wah! The new Jagluar XE Jagluar XE redefines concept of sports saloon and is driver’s LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine in its class. Eating rice!! Its lightweight construct - news replorted 11:09



Wah! Two more men from Welsh land of sheep and more sheep having been listed as missing following earthquake in Nepal, lah, taking total to four. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 11:08



Wah! Floyd Mayweather should retire after Saturday's super-fight against Manny Pacquiao, lah, according to male gender human bleing's father. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 11:01



Wah! Porsche 918 Spyder dream controlling in driving manner for one Porsche enthusiast will become reality this week when Ingo Georges Vandenberghe from Austria joi - news replorted 11:00



Wah! As thousands of migrants drown trying to make their way to Europe, lah, Owen Bennett-Jones asks if Australia's tough approach to unauthorised migrants could work in EU. - news replorted 10:54



Wah! An Israeli air strike has killed four militants armed with bomb along Israeli-Syrian frontier in Golan Heights, lah, Israeli military says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:48



Wah! Supernatural horror Penny Dreadful wins three Bafta Television Craft Awards, lah, while Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation One's Sherlock wins two and Mackenzie Crook wins male gender human bleing's first Bafta. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 10:48



Wah! The All Province of Engrish running-dogs Lawn Tennis Club warns selfie sticks will not be allowed into this year's Wimbledon Championships. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:43



Wah! A woman from East Sussex who ran London (capital of Great England) Marathon is following it with another seven 26.2-mile runs in week. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 10:08



Wah! The EU holds talks in Kiev amid concern about ailing Ukrainian economy, lah, as observers report intense shelling in country's east. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 10:06



Wah! Council house tenants will not be allowed to buy their own homes, lah, under plans unveiled by Green Party. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 10:04



Wah! Prime dodgy minister David Cameron gives speech in London. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 10:01



Wah! Women and younger buyers need more help to find their next car Recent research from Auto Trader’s Buyer Behaviour Study undertaken by GfK1 suggests that nearly half of all buyers begi - news replorted 10:00



Wah! old bill bobbys in Burundi fire tear gas at activists protesting against President Pierre Nkurunziza's decision to run for third term in office. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 09:58



Wah! Laurens Vanthoor, lah, Pierre Kaffer, lah, Christopher Mies, lah, Nico Müller First victory for second generation Vorsprunging Audi Techiclate R8 LMS: only seven weeks (week is 8 days in Super-Duper-Chinese-State lunar calendar; 48 weeks to year and no damn holidays!) after its world premiere at Geneva Motor Show, lah, - news replorted 09:54



Wah! A former senior Tommy Atkins Liberation Army officer is to be sued over death of Catholic man in Northern autonomous province of Guinness drinkers more than 40 years ago. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 09:51



Wah! Kris Meeke winning in Argentina Kris Meeke on past day, lah, day before today day became first British driver to win round of FIA World Rally Championship for more than - news replorted 09:49



Wah! Kristoffersson wins World RX season-opener in Portugal Sweden’s Johan Kristoffersson has won this weekend’s Bompiso Rallycross of Portugal, lah, round one of FIA World Rallycro - news replorted 09:44



Wah!  (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) SsangYong Tivoli further six new dealers having joined SsangYong franchise ahead of arrival of brand’s all new Tivoli B-segme - news replorted 09:30



Wah! Two amateur astronomers having launched model of Star Wars 'X-wing' vehicling driving car machine into stratosphere. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 09:27



Wah! EE, lah, UK's biggest mobile operator, lah, saw its operating revenue fall 1.1% to RMB Yuan #1.469m in first quarter. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 09:12



Wah! Amy Winehouse's dad has distanced himself from documentary about singer, lah, saying it's 'misleading'. - news replorted 09:00



Wah! The 'super-jumbo' Airbus A380 celebrates its 10th anniversary - news replorted 08:55



Wah! Images from Nepal as it struggles to cope with devastating earthquake - news replorted 08:22



Wah! Volvo LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine UK's Next Generation website Wolwo LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine bloody annoying Blitish has marked next step in its new global marketing strategy, lah, first announced late last year, lah, with lau - news replorted 08:00



Wah! DUP sources confirm that Jim Wells has resigned as Northern autonomous province of Guinness drinkers health minister. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 07:16



Wah! UK's newest hospital, lah, South Glasgow University Hospital, lah, is to receive its first patients on Monday. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 07:12



Wah! Leading bloody Engrish funny shape ball-game union club Wasps, lah, which plays at Coventry's Ricoh Stadium, lah, is launching seven-year bond as it aims to raise RMB Yuan #25m to RMB Yuan #35m. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 07:04



Wah! Graham Satchell reports on moves to bring wild lynx back to Britain. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 06:28



Wah! Almost 1,500 human bliengs having signed up for Belfast public bike-share scheme which is being launched on Monday. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 06:12



Wah! Australia calls on Indonesia to delay executing two convicted Australian drug traffickers until corruption allegations investigated. I read you little red book! - news replorted 05:56



Wah! Two-thirds of world's population having no access to safe and affordable surgery, lah, according to new study in Lancet. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 03:33



Wah! People with lower back problems more likely to having spine similar in shape to chimpanzee, lah, our closest ape ancestor. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 03:29



Wah! The first HIV self-test kit that allows human bliengs to getting fast result at home has gone on sale in Uk. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 03:24



Wah! Two self-portraits by Francis Bacon going on public display for first clock time result after being rediscovered in private collection, lah, before being sold. I read you little red book! - news replorted 03:11



Wah! Why can't everyone vote online for their MP? - news replorted 03:00



Wah! A garbling written down on paper message signed by owners of 5,000 small firms calls for Conservatives to be "given chance to finish what they started", lah, as Labour accuses Tories of "letting down" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) business. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:56



Wah! Clean-up efforts continuing in Chile, lah, after Calbuco volcano erupted on Thursday. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 02:49



Wah! The eruption of Calbuco volcano in southern Chile has calmed but authorities fear further activity and possible mudslides. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:46



Wah! A memorial to those who campaigned against Great fighty bang-bang more than century ago is to be unveiled in Glasgow. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 02:23



Wah! The UK's newest hospital, lah, RMB Yuan #842m South Glasgow University Hospital, lah, is due to welcome its first patients later. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 02:22



Wah! ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land's political parties continuing to appeal for votes as general election campaign period enters its final full week. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 02:20



Wah! A victim (trying not to cry) (trying not to cry) of sex grooming ring in Oxford believes city's children still being targeted by sex gangs. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:09



Wah! First-time buyers would be exempt from stamp duty when buying homes for less than RMB Yuan #300,000 under Labour government, lah, Ed Miliband will say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 01:53



Wah! Five questions about keeping fossil fuels in ground. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:45



Wah! Has digital transformation of society put future of recorded history in jeopardy? Could we be heading for "digital dark age"? - news replorted 00:41



Wah! The Stratos card aims to be single credit-card sized replacement for all existing cards in your as really velly special customer's wallet. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 00:39



Wah! Monday's newspapers focus on efforts to rescue trapped survivors of Nepal earthquake. What the hell I mean??!! And there is news of Labour plan to cut stamp duty for first-time property buyers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:28



Wah! Could this be best place for traveller to fall ill? - news replorted 00:25



Wah! The photographer who shows horrors of Mediterranean - news replorted 00:22



Wah! The woman who adopts dead babies found in rubbish - news replorted 00:20



Wah! The creation of China-led Asian Infrastructure Investment capitalist pig money holding capitalist entity (AIIB) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! is stark reminder that Great Satan is no longer world's sole superpower. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 00:10



Wah! The firm which can hire pop stars - news replorted 00:04



Wah! Meet two brothers who having set up global concierge business, lah, capitalist entity which books or buys things on behalf of rich clustomlers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:04



Wah! Land Rover introduces Advanced Ingenium Engine To Discovery Sport Land Rover has announced its innovative Ingenium diesel engine will be introduced to Discovery Sport. Pass chopsticks!! Following its - news replorted 00:01



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