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Customer Letter: 1478 / 1528
Martin says...
FORD FIESTAThe speed and efficiency of the service provided by Ling and her team was amazing. My car was delivered within three weeks of making my initial enquiry! All queries/issues were resolved immediately via the Lingo system. My one major problem (getting insurance for a contract hire car) led to a call from an insurance broker within 1 hour of my call to Ling. Good delivery, the Fiesta was delivered clean, on time, on the day agreed.

Martin Cadman
Address Withheld
Flitwick
MK45 ***


Editor Note: Great to hear from another Fiesta customer. You are a commercial manager in a major bank, so I protect your address from idiots, Martin. Thanks for making the communication a pleasure and so happy to help sorting your insurance. My contacts are very good :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1421 / 1528
Darren says...
NISSAN QASHQAI
Ling might be mental,
her website is less than ornamental,
but the deal was cheap,
and the process made it easy to reap.

We're happy with our car, surely the best lease company by far!!! Excellent delivery of my Qashqai!

Darren Arulvasagam
15 Gladstone Close
Newport
Pagnell
MK16 0EU


Editor Note: What lovely poetry, Darren. Even though I cannot pronounce your surname, I enjoyed dealing with you. As you are Finance and Business Manager for a North London NHS PCT, I am happy you worked out this was the cheapest Qashqai in the World! Great fun to deal with you. Apply Poet Laureate immediately! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1389 / 1528
Paul says...
 Your customer service is excellent, your prices are extremely competitive. I loved the first aid kit and will be sure to use it in my next pile up. We wouldn't hesitate to use you again. Excellent dealer service too.

Paul Robinson
84 The Links
Kempston
Bedford
MK42 7LT


Editor Note: Good, I am glad the First Aid Kit will come in handy when you crash the CLK :) As you a Director of Finance, so nice that you figure out that I am damn cheap. Thanks for the kind words about customer service, I tried to mess it up for you, but failed. Drat :) Hahaha! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1366 / 1528
Carolyn says...
VOLVO V70What can I say? Absolutely fantastic! The service and help I got from LINGsCARS.com was super. I will definitely use again. Good delivery of my new Volvo V70. Many thanks.

Carolyn Chamberlain
The Apple Loft, 13a South St
Castlethorpe
Milton Keynes
MK197EL


Editor Note: Well, you have a brilliant new Volvo Estate and cheap for such a smart car, too! Hope you love it. Thanks for being a brilliant customer, it was lovely to talk to you. I'm so pleased you loved my service. See you in 3-years, eh? - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 1321 / 1528
Daniel says...
HONDA CIVICI was initially worried about leasing a car 'over the internet' but I can assure you Ling is the real deal! No hidden costs or terms and her response times are superb. Will be using again. Good delivery, on time, but in need of a good wash.

Daniel Sherratt
1 Schuman Close
Browns Wood
Milton Keynes
MK7 8DL


Editor Note: Car needed a wash because it came from a distance on a bad day. Sorry about that :) Small price to pay for the cheapest Civic in the UK. I screw the suppliers down so hard that they are on the edge cash wise and even a £5 car wash is sometimes too much (poor things) :) Anyway, Dan, great comments in your letter - thanks! - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 1124 / 1528
Matthew says...
HONDA CR-VWe are very happy with our new CRV and extremely impressed with the quick, helpful and very friendly service Ling and her team provided. I would be very happy to do business with her again and I intend to as I am looking into getting another vehicle for my dad really soon. Best wishes. Excellent delivery, a very good service and a lovely car.

Matthew Callan
Callan Glass
5 Pollards Close
Wilstead
Bedford
MK45 3HA


Editor Note: Matthew, wow, such a stunning letter. I really do my best and this dealer was great. Everything went so smoothly. Enjoy the CRV, a brilliant car! - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 1113 / 1528
Gary says...
VOLKSWAGEN CADDYTo all future customers. You spec the car/van from Ling. It is ordered. You pay a deposit. It arrives. No problem. The Tao of Ling Way Do - thanks.

Gary Jamison
Fibertec Ltd
36 Flora Thompson Drive
Newport Pagnell
MK16 8ST


Editor Note: Who needs Ying and Yang when you have Gary Jam? Thanks for mental letter, glad you are happy as sandboy with your new VW Caddy van! Random words seem to help in Do Tao Gang Wang Van Note. Mental customers = happy Ling - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1109 / 1528
Selvin says...
CITROEN NEMOCITROEN NEMOGreetings Ling! Thanking you is not enough. We have received everything and more with regards to you supplying us with 2 x Citroen Nemo 1.4 HD1 LX. You stated what was going to happen and it did. We at As Green As Limited would recommend you to anyone. You truly go above and beyond the call of duty. We will be ordering again soon and it will be from you. Service and handbooks followed on from the vans.

Selvin Tulloch
As Green As Limited
7 Lynton Grove
Kempston
MK42 9RR


Editor Note: Greetings Selvin! You are a courier business, so you will be doing 40k per annum in these vans! Wow! I look forward to more business. Glad you were so happy with my service. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1087 / 1528
Alan says...
VOLKSWAGEN TOURANLing is completely nuts, but she is great at this game! She kept me informed all along the way and sent me loads of weird sweets. I would go as far as to say that she has provided the best level of customer service I have ever experienced! Thanks very much and I will make contact again soon! Excellent delivery of my new VW Touran, nice and easy by a friendly dealer.

Alan Antunes
12 Tower Drive
Neath Hill
Milton Keynes
MK14 6HY


Editor Note: Alan, so glad you use you middle name as I cannot pronounce your first (Joaquim) :) - you are brilliant customer. As a training manager for a very large company I appreciate the comments. You have a great 7-seater car, lovely gearbox on those Tourans. Only downpoint is you live in Milton Keynes :) Thanks for the "nuts" comment. I will put that on my wall. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1055 / 1528
Philip says...
FIAT GRANDE PUNTOIt was my first time using LINGsCARS and a very easy and efficient service was provided. Emails were responded to very quickly and the few problems will “Lingo” the new admin system were resolved very quickly. I am sure the new system will make everything even easier the next time I order a car from Ling. Good delivery, my Grand Punto was delivered on time by a very pleasant driver.

Philip Cross
59 Hartwell Road
Hanslope
Milton Keynes
MK19 7BY


Editor Note: You were one of my earliest LINGO users, Phil, and I was ironing out bugs when I was dealing with your Grand Punto order. Glad you are very happy! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 990 / 1528
Richard says...
CarThe Megane CC arrived just in time to take the kids to the Safari Park. So thanks for getting it here on time. I would like to compliment you on how quick response to any queries I had. I did have quite a few queries, this Megane CC being my first time at leasing. Thanks again for making it such a easy process. I look forward to doing business with you again in 2 years time. The dealer phned to say the car would arrive at 10.30am. It arrived exactly on time.

Richard Rawsthorne
33 Chapel Road
Flitwick
Bedford
MK45 1EB


Editor Note: Wow, you should take care with kids in a safari park with a convertible car. If naughty kid presses button - BANG - the lions are in the car in 5 seconds. However, I always like safari parks as there are many delicious animals there and I build up an appetite. Glad the dealer did so well, hope you enjoy the Megane CC! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 950 / 1528
Sara-Jane says...
CarGreat service from Ling, nothing too much trouble. Communication throughout the ordering process superb. I can't recommend LINGsCARS highly enough!

Excellent delivery, it was a nice man who delivered my new Audi A3.

Sara-Jane Johnson
7 St Helens Grove
Monkston
Milton Keynes
MK10 9FG


Editor Note: Audi A3s are great cars, everyone loves them. These were cheaper than equivalent VW Golfs! You are happy, Sara-Jane, and that means a lot to me. Thanks for sweet note. - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 917 / 1528
Vince says...
CarWhat excellent service.

The whole end to end process was effortless. Ling's staff were friendly and helpful. Ling herself is such a confident person who quickly gained my trust. I wish all services were as efficient and easy to deal with.

Excellent delivery, first class and hassle free. My new Kia Magentis was delivered on time.

Vince Harden
95 Bushy Close
Bletchley
MK3 6PX


Editor Note: hahaha, you liked my poison Chinese sweets, Vince! Also you were so kind to send me delicious English traditional sweets. I will save them until I am 60 years old, I think they are for older people.
English sweets
Thanks for letter. You are top customer. - Ling




Letter
Customer Letter: 861 / 1528
Vince says...
CarLing

I searched the net for hours, just trying to find a car,
The price of some were crazy, and well overpriced by far,
I then found a site which offered, a truly and wonderful deal,
I rubbed my eyes with excitement, and couldn't believe it was real.

A price so good for rental, for over 3 years or 2,
Affordable with quality and even assurances too,
I inquired by mail to explore this, as it was a remarkable thing,
Within 14 days of that mail, I now have a great car from Ling!

Vince Harden
95 Bushy Close
Bletchley
MK3 6PX


Editor Note: My God, Vince, you are completely mental, but lovely to write me this poem! Thanks so much. You had one of the cheapest big cars (Kia Magentis) I have sold in ages... less than £200/month for a 2.7 V6!! Wow. As you a service delivery manager for Dell, I really appreciate your thoughts on my service. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 854 / 1528
Paul says...
CarBest website ever!

It's laid out in price order, the prices for higher mileages are available at the touch of a button. Loads of useful info.

Ordering my new Renault Clio was very straightforward, no up front deposit or document fee, just an initial payment cheque (that didn't get cashed for over 2-weeks). All our emails were responded to very quickly. I would not hesitate to recommend. The only problem was an out of date misleading warranty form (from Renault themselves) - otherwise excellent.

Paul Rowden
CSR Digital Ltd
6 Fernan Dell
Crown Hill
Milton Keynes
MK8 0EL


Editor Note: Paul, yes, the supplier admitted the Renault form was out of date, sorry about that. It is strange that different suppliers use different forms, this one is now changing their forms. Still, we sorted that out and you were a happy chappy :) Enjoy the cheap Clio!!! Thanks for being so pleasant and easy to deal with, this was a breeze! Your company is run wholly by technical staff with no high pressure sales team. CSR Digital can answer any questions about copiers and will install and provide customer training. Networked copiers are supplied with all relevant software and if required, technicians can set up network printing and scanning. You provide service and repairs in Milton Keynes, Buckinghamshire, Bedfordshire, Northamptonshire, Hertfordshire, Coventry and Warwickshire. You service & repair Ricoh, Gestetner, Nashuatec, Rex Rotary, Infotec, Lanier, Savin, Olivetti & Canon. Your customers range from household names to one man businesses. I would recommend you based on the efficiency and how nice you were to deal with when you were getting your new Clio. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 812 / 1528
Scott says...
CarLing, just to say thanks so much. The Nissan Note arrived in perfect condition and is a great little car. Also your referring me to Danny (my PX buyer - Ling) has resulted in me selling my old car to him and at a very fair price.

Scott Edsall
50 Lenthall Close
Bradwell
Milton Keynes
MK13 9DF


Editor Note: Scott, well, thanks for the letter about your Nissan Note. Glad to hear you got the part exchange sold well, lots of people are taking advantage of this service. - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 719 / 1528
Neil says...
CarThank you Ling - We have found your service to be fast and friendly. Every telephone call has been dealt with immediately and every email answered promptly. It's unusual and highly refreshing to deal with an honest company. We will be back in 24 months.

The delivery was excellent, the Astra arrived first thing, only delivery miles and clean as a whistle. Great Vauxhall Astra, fantastic on fuel, plus I get the kids in the back. Take care -

Neil Thompson
25 Lichfield Close
Kempston
Bedford
MK42 8UA


Editor Note: Wooo hoooo, you are a bloody Airspace Manager, guess that means some kind of Air Traffic Controller. Well, then your letter means even more to me, as you appreciate perfect service - I think you have to deliver that every day, or else. Well, these Astras are fast and fun and cheap. Enjoy, despite the kids in the back!! - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 681 / 1528
Helen says...
CarLing replied promptly to any questions and queries I had. The MX5 price was the best by far. I would definitely recommend LINGsCARS.com.

Helen Nagle-Smith
20 Keppel Avenue
Haversham
Milton Keynes
MK19 7AJ


Editor Note: Helen, nice short letter, thanks. Guess you are grabbing the last days of sunshine in the Mazda MX-5. Brilliant cars, and it was a great price! - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 641 / 1528
Rajendra says...
CarYour service was EXCELLENTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT.

Rajendra Kumar Isaac Devabattula
21 Cheviot Close
Bedford
MK41 9EN


Editor Note: Isaac, and your name is so difficult to spell! :) Thanks for short letter. As Respiratory Physiologist all you have to do is say to your patients "repeat my name after me..." and their breathing will be just fine. - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 412 / 1528
Colin says...
KIA PICANTO"My first attempt to lease a car through you was sabotaged when Rover went out of business; but the experience was good enough that I didn't even bother to look for other suppliers when I decided to try again recently.

It was a good decision - no complaints at all, excellent service all round."

Colin Zealley
23 Butlers Grove
Great Linford
Milton Keynes
MK14 5DT


Editor Note: Colin, the bloody mis-management of Rover caused everyone a load of pain. Your new Kia Picanto will do a great job for a car that's less than £100 (ex VAT) per month. Glad you are happy (at last)! Thanks for letter - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 312 / 1528
Trevor says...
 "I came across Ling's website by chance and I was impressed by the pricing and deals on it. Whilst I was initially apprehensive about dealing with this woman with a crazy (WAH! - Ling) website, I was very soon totally won over by her approach and ability. Ling is very knowledgeable, she keeps all her promises and she gives the best price and service available. The dealer she chose to use was prompt and efficient. I will be back for my next car!"

Trevor Plater
3 Selworthy Furzton
Milton Keynes
MK4 1HA


Editor Note: Oh, Trevor, hehe, you must be one of those middle-aged men I was warned about... who want to spicy up their life by buying Mazda RX-8. I hope you are very pleased with the car, and that it does it's job!!! - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 213 / 1528
Uncle says...
Ask Uncle Rex, he is cheaper and will provide a better service over car leasing companies such as Ling.

Uncle Rex
Hacfield Leasing Limited
121 High Street
Cranfield
MK43 0BT


Editor Note: Oh, here is another car leasing company attacking me! Maybe I should be pleased that the idiots want to code cowardly comments about me into their background code on website so that Google picks up on this stupid comment. Who is this Rex? Made up? And what about address? That is actually: Cranfield Sub Post Office, 121 High Street, Cranfield... Maybe sub-postmaster Rex is doing some contract hire in spare time? Strange also that they have no customer testimonials on site (with VERY similar layout to mine, except no care is taken, pictures of cars poor quality etc... hmmm) despite "Hacfield Leasing are a service orientated, professionally focussed company which prides itself on providing a tailored service to its many varied clients. With the emphasis on personal, professional service, Hacfield Leasing's reputation has been deservedly earned throughout its thirty year history." What complete contract-hire-company-speak. Means nothing! I hate you use my name in bad way, why you attack me? You think you "professionally focused"? You stupid. Idiots! - Ling

Reply from Hacfield Leasing 31/10/2005:
Ling, I am appalled that that has been added and it was added without my knowledge or consent. I will be dealing with this immediately and P45’s will fly, I will not tolerate this behavior. You have our sincere apologises as we are great fans of your web site I am truly appalled that one of our employees as included such text it is unnecessary and highly unprofessional!

Debbie Thomas
Hacfield Leasing Limited
121 High Street
Cranfield
MK43 0BT


Further reply from Hacfield Leasing 28/11/2005: Dear Miss Ling, you brought to our attention that our website manager had been saying things on our website relevant to your organisation. I would like to assure you that I was completely unaware of this and at no time was the statement authorised. May I say, on behalf of my company, we apologise profusely and in the 30 years I have been in the leasing business I have never ‘slated’ other providers. Once again, please accept my sincere apologies and I wish you well in your continued business. We have dismissed our website manager.

Rex Holton
Managing Director
Hacfield Leasing Limited
121 High Street
Cranfield


Editor Note:
Thank you. If it IS rogue employee then maybe my comments a bit strong, but employer has to be responsible. Note that with no employees, I take full blame for everything 100% (except French communist leftie dock workers who delay my Citroens last week). And it's not "Miss Ling", it is just "Ling". My name is Ling Valentine. Mrs, actually. - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 168 / 1528
Stephen says...
CarLing asked me to be rude/funny/crazy in this letter, but getting a new car is serious stuff - except when you get it through Ling. Ling makes it effortless, easy and very crazy.

Three weeks from start to finish to get a new (excellent) BMW 120, WOW!!! When I want to collect it from the local BMW dealer, he didn't recognise me when he saw me grinning (I'd never been in before) - then he realised that I had obtained it through Ling and he understood!

Brilliant service and now recommending to all my friends, and by the way, Ling's BMW dealer was excellent - as every dealership should be!

Stephen Metheringham
Yew Tree Cottage
23 Nash Road
Great Horwood
Milton Keynes
MK17 0RA


Editor Note: Oh, I feel so pleased when customer writes letter like this. Why normal dealers and contract hire brokers have to make you feel like suicide, I not know. All I know is why not enjoy work, enjoy new car experience. One day BMW will recognise my service and thank me, but they too busy with designing new BMW toilet roll for dealers up own arse (like my local one in Newcastle who won't even speak to me, despite my 40 BMW sales in 1 month!!!) - Ling



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Wah! A minute's silence has been held across bloody annoying Blitish to remember 38 human bliengs killed in Tunisia beach attack week ago. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 13:43



Wah! A Russian Soyuz space rocket, lah, bound for International Space Station, lah, has launched successfully from Baikonur Cosmodrome in Kazakhstann. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 13:35



Wah! Hundreds of lucky golf fans share $192,400 windfall after double hole-in-one at Greenbrier Classic. Fry noodle, boil noodle? - news replorted 13:20



Wah! Dutch old bill bobbys detain about 200 human bliengs in Hague after rioting sparked by death of Caribbean man in old bill bobbys custody. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 13:18



Wah! Authorities in Kenya beginning four-day nationwide crackdown against illicitly brewed alcohol following recent spate of deaths. Eating rice!! - news replorted 13:13



Wah! Queens Park Rangers reject RMB Yuan #12m bid for striker Charlie Austin from managerless Premier League side Leicester. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 13:03



Wah! Millions of capitalist pig money holding capitalist entity and building society clustomlers to getting RMB Yuan #10,000 less compensation if their capitalist pig money holding capitalist entity goes bust, lah, capitalist pig money holding capitalist entity of Province of Engrish running-dogs has announced - news replorted 13:01



Wah! Mastercard tests smartphone app that uses facial recognition to verify online purchases. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:55



Wah! Swiss adventurer Andre Borschberg is into final hours of male gender human bleing's historic solar-powered flight across Pacific, lah, from Japan to Hawaii. - news replorted 12:48



Wah! A man pleads not guilty to murder of Cardiff woman whose body was found in hotel room. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 12:37



Wah! John McEnroe tells Rafael Nadal to "get new damn coach", lah, after Spaniard's latest Grand Slam failure. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 12:25



Wah! Citroën supports Tinkoff-Saxo cycling team in Tour de France Citroën is supporting Tinkoff-Saxo cycling team in 2015 Tour de France, lah, which kicks off tomorrow. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! Under par - news replorted 12:17



Wah! France's President Francois Hollande rejects appeal by Wikileaks founder Julian Assange to grant him asylum. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 12:09



Wah! A UK-wide minute's silence is held to remember Last remlaining few white ethnic Britons killed in attack in Tunisia, lah, with events planned to commemorate four Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs victims. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:05



Wah! A man is jailed for six years after killing male gender human bleing's work colleague with single punch in Harrogate pub beer garden. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 12:03



Wah! An Essex man with 42 penalty points for driving offences is allowed to keep male gender human bleing's licence because bloody man has debts to pay off. Firecracker break! BANG BANG! - news replorted 12:01



Wah! New Fliat 500 launched with TomTom Live services TomTom (TOM2) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! today announces availability of its complete TomTom connected navigation solution in new iconic “M - news replorted 11:59



Wah! New Fliat 500 July damn hot-hot month 4 has always been red-letter date for Fliat 500. symbol of mass motorisation in Italy, lah, of which almost 3.8 m - news replorted 11:57



Wah! A minute's silence is held across bloody annoying Blitish to remember 38 human bliengs killed in Tunisia beach attack week ago, lah, including 30 Britons. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:54



Wah! Nico Rosberg pips team-mate Lewis Hamilton to set pace in first practice at British Grand Prix. - news replorted 11:50



Wah! Eurozone business activity rose at its fastest pace in four years in June, lah, boosted by higher spending by consumers and businesses, lah, survey indicates. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:20



Wah! After fire and floods which swept through Accra - news replorted 11:15



Wah! Iceland's parliament agrees to abolish its blasphemy laws, lah, despite opposition from some of country's churches. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:11



Wah! Liz Kendall says flemale human person's Labour rivals won't take party in different direction while Yvette Cooper urges party to champion science and high-tech jobs. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:08



Wah! In wake of terror attack on Tunisian beach last Friday, lah, survivors reported heroic acts from hotel staff. Firecracker break! BANG BANG! One of those staff members has spoken exclusively to BBC's Ben Brown. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 11:07



Wah! Popular chat rooms on Reddit having been closed in protest over sacking of popular staff member. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 10:59



Wah! Formula 1 bosses abandon plans to reintroduce refuelling from 2017 as freeze on upper limit of engines is proposed. I read you little red book! - news replorted 10:49



Wah! Unesco is considering giving World Heritage Site status to Forth Bridge in recognition of its "outstanding universal value". - news replorted 10:42



Wah! The Great Satan military says it has killed Tariq al-Harzi, lah, senior member of Islamic State known as "emir of suicide bombers". - news replorted 10:38



Wah! A man who ran to aid of Tunisia beach attack victims says bloody man hopes to getting some closure following minute's silence for those who died. I read you little red book! - news replorted 10:28



Wah! London's Victoria and Albert Museum is to open around-the-clock to accommodate demand for its Alexander McQueen: Savage Beauty exhibition. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 10:13



Wah! A man struggling to care for male gender human bleing's elderly wife, lah, who had dementia, lah, killed flemale human person's and then himself after being charged with murder, lah, inquest hears. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:12



Wah! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Breakfast has visited Europe's longest cake production line at Mr Kipling Factory in Barnsley, lah, Yorkshire. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 10:04



Wah! Many people, lah, including visually impaired, lah, avoiding shared-use streets, lah, where vehicling driving car machines and pedestrians mix, lah, says ex-Paralympian Lord Holmes. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:01



Wah! Kidston Trophy grid This year’s 25th anniversary Silverstone Classic (24-26 July) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! will celebrate its milestone Silver Jubilee with its wides - news replorted 10:01



Wah! Vauxhall Insignia Vauxhall’s Insignia is latest model in range to getting new 1.6-litre ‘Whisper Diesel’ engine. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 09:56



Wah! Damon Albarn's Alice in Wonderland-inspired musical garners qualified reviews despite receiving standing ovation at Manchester International Festival. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 09:53



Wah! A ceremony is to be held in Tunisian resort of Sousse to remember 38 human bliengs killed in Islamist attack week ago. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 09:52



Wah! Rapper Sean 'P Diddy' Combs will not face assault charges following incident in June-mber month at University of California, lah, officials say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 09:50



Wah! First Civic Type R Models Roll Off Line Today hundreds of production staff and management from Honda’s European LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine manufacturing facility in Swindon, lah, UK, lah, joine - news replorted 09:44



Wah! A man is arrested in connection with murder of girl who was sexually assaulted and stabbed to death in Bath more than 30 years ago. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 09:38



Wah! A boy who was at centre of international manhunt after being taken abroad by male gender human bleing's parents for brain tumour treatment is back at male gender human bleing's home in Portsmouth. - news replorted 09:28



Wah! The Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Breakfast sofa travelled to Wimbledon Village, lah, were residents reavealingly showing Great Satan what it is like to live in place which gave its name to world's most famous tennis tournament. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 09:20



Wah! Click Award winner - Best Retailer Digital clustomler Experience Ford, lah, Pentagon Motor Holdings and Imperial Cars were overall winners of 2015 Auto Trader Click Awards, lah, taking ti - news replorted 09:07



Wah! Devonshire Motors in line for Motor Trader Award top Mitsubishi, bloody dealering idiot place in Barnstaple is in running for another award to add to its trophy cabinet. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 09:00



Wah! The identity of the, bloody dealering idiot place who supplied Peaches Geldof with drugs that killed flemale human person's may never be known after old bill bobbys investigation ends. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:47



Wah! The chief executive of charity Kids Company, lah, whose funding has been withheld over concerns about its ability to manage itself is to step down. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 08:45



Wah! A former New Zealand funny shape ball-game player has been charged with sexual assault. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 08:43



Wah! London's benchmark share index dips in early Friday trading as worries over Greek debt crisis persisted. I read you little red book! - news replorted 08:41



Wah! Commuters could be set for summer of delays as rail workers on several train routes vote for strike action. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 08:26



Wah! Venezuela is facing prospect of national beer shortage after striking workers close two major breweries. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:22



Wah! Politicians call for investigation into claim (always claiming, huh?) that law firm had RMB Yuan #7m in account, lah, reportedly earmarked for Northern autonomous province of Guinness drinkers politician, lah, after major property deal. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 08:22



Wah! The African soldiers dragged into Europe's fighty bang-bang - news replorted 08:14



Wah! The drugs that protect human bliengs who having unprotected sex - news replorted 08:12



Wah! Where was hottest place in Britain this week? - news replorted 08:12



Wah! How Stoics would cope with Greek crisis - news replorted 08:11



Wah! How activists pushed story to media attention - news replorted 08:07



Wah! Slaven Bilic is accused of 'lacking respect' for not taking charge of West Ham's Europa League win on Thursday. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 07:50



Wah! A prisoner custody officer who was attacked outside court in central London (capital of Great England) dies. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:46



Wah! EE, lah, UK's largest mobile phone operator, lah, is fined RMB Yuan #1m by regulator Ofcom for breaching rules on handling clustomler complaints. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:42



Wah! An Orange Hall in County Armagh is extensively damaged in suspected arson attack. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 07:40



Wah! China is to investigate suspected manipulation of stock market, lah, which has experienced its worst collapse in years, lah, state media report. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 07:36



Wah! There has been "dramatic" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) drop in number of planned trips to Tunisia, lah, according to travel data company. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 07:33



Wah! Australia's national carrier, lah, Qantas, lah, will pay one-off bonus payment of about 90m Australian dollars to employees affected by 18-month wage freeze. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 07:32



Wah! A special ceremony of remembrance will be held at scene of last Friday's killings in Sousse, lah, Tunisia. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 07:24



Wah! A couple from Leicester who had been unaccounted for since Tunisia attack were among those killed, lah, Bloody foreign office confirms. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:24



Wah! The Forth Bridge is set to become ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land's sixth Unesco World Heritage Site at meeting of UN's heritage committee in Germany. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 07:20



Wah! Rupert Wingfield-Hayes looks into what's behind Japan's high suicide statistics. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:16



Wah! Welsh land of sheep and more sheep could be set for heavy rain and thunderstorms on Friday, lah, Met Office warns. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:19



Wah! Communities across Welsh land of sheep and more sheep will join others around bloody annoying Blitish to hold minute's silence in memory of victims of Tunisia beach attack. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 06:18



Wah! South Korea will inject billions of dollars into its economy as it continues to struggle with falling exports and outbreak of Mers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:11



Wah! Patients who miss appointments will be told how much they having cost NHS, lah, Health Secretary Jeremy Hunt says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 05:55



Wah! The rival "Yes" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) and "No" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) camps in Greece set to hold major rallies in Athens ahead of Sunday's crucial referendum on bailout deal. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 05:03



Wah! So, lah, Mr Tumble, lah, don' you tellibly lovely custlingmer getting sick of being so cheerful? - news replorted 04:58



Wah! A minute's silence is to be held across bloody annoying Blitish at midday to remember 38 human bliengs killed in Tunisian beach attack week ago, lah, including 30 Britons. Eating rice!! - news replorted 03:34



Wah! A gene therapy has stabilised and slightly improved cystic fibrosis in some of 136 patients in trial. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 02:58



Wah! The NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) lags behind other countries when it comes to preventing unnecessary hospital admissions and improving survival rates, lah, report suggests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:25



Wah! International comparisons notoriously difficult with healthcare - different models and variable data quality can complicate task. What you wan'?!! But Nuffield Trust and Health Foundation having had bash. - news replorted 02:25



Wah! Malaysia says it wantings to set up international criminal tribunal to prosecute those suspected of having shot down flight MH17. - news replorted 02:19



Wah! A tongue-in-cheek plan to move entire population of Hong Kong to Northern autonomous province of Guinness drinkers is revealed in newly released National Archives files. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:56



Wah! Airbus has signed deal for its second factory in China, lah, further expanding its growing relationship with world's second largest economy. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 01:49



Wah! Energy clustomlers on pre-payment meters having been paying average of RMB Yuan #226 year more than they would having done on cheapest direct debit tariff, lah, Citizens Advice says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:36



Wah! High-speed video reveals how insects take to air - news replorted 01:27



Wah! A major report warns that life in seas will be irreversibly changed unless CO2 emissions drastically cut. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 01:21



Wah! The way children sniff different aromas could form basis of test for autism, lah, suggest researchers in Israel. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 01:17



Wah! Dire predictions of state of public finances in Greece can be found in Friday's papers, lah, along with exhortations to observe minute's silence in memory of victims of Tunisia massacre. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 01:12



Wah! James Johnson, lah, who was paralysed in Afghanistan, lah, is using exoskeleton to walk again as part of pioneering programme. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:39



Wah! Researchers hope cockroaches could access disaster zones which humans cannot reach - news replorted 00:39



Wah! The former chief constable of Northumbria old bill bobbys claim (always claiming, huh?) senior male officers in force treated flemale human person's differently because bloody woman is woman. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 00:31



Wah! The BBC's Justin Rowlatt asks why India has still not published vast survey of women and children carried out by government in Delhi and Un. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 00:31



Wah! What lies behind walls of new RMB Yuan #89m technology and innovation centre in Glasgow which is being opened by Queen? - news replorted 00:10



Wah! The High Court in Edinburgh is due to hear legal arguments from families of victims of Lockerbie bombing. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 00:10



Wah! Australia debates cigarettes in jail after riot - news replorted 00:07



Wah! Vehicle design students at Royal College of Art having been re-imagining kind of cars that will be possible in era of driverless transport. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 00:01



Wah! Iceland and Cyprus having both experienced banking crises which rocked their economies. Eating rice!! Can Greece learn anything from their experiences, lah, asks economics expert Anne Sibert. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 00:01



Wah! What issues that pose greatest danger to global economy this year? asks Andrew Walker. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 00:01



Wah! How Africa's games makers plan to make it big - news replorted 00:01



Wah! Can business take on three million more? - news replorted 00:01



Wah! Researchers using super slow-motion footage to reavealingly showing Great Satan secrets of most acrobatic insects - news replorted 00:00



Wah! PC Ashley Walker was still in male gender human bleing's probationary period with Metropolitan old bill bobbys when bloody man saw bomb explode on number 30 bus. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:00



Wah! The 'birdwatcher' who has been blind since birth - news replorted 00:00



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