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Customer Letter: 1478 / 1528
Martin says...
FORD FIESTAThe speed and efficiency of the service provided by Ling and her team was amazing. My car was delivered within three weeks of making my initial enquiry! All queries/issues were resolved immediately via the Lingo system. My one major problem (getting insurance for a contract hire car) led to a call from an insurance broker within 1 hour of my call to Ling. Good delivery, the Fiesta was delivered clean, on time, on the day agreed.

Martin Cadman
Address Withheld
Flitwick
MK45 ***


Editor Note: Great to hear from another Fiesta customer. You are a commercial manager in a major bank, so I protect your address from idiots, Martin. Thanks for making the communication a pleasure and so happy to help sorting your insurance. My contacts are very good :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1421 / 1528
Darren says...
NISSAN QASHQAI
Ling might be mental,
her website is less than ornamental,
but the deal was cheap,
and the process made it easy to reap.

We're happy with our car, surely the best lease company by far!!! Excellent delivery of my Qashqai!

Darren Arulvasagam
15 Gladstone Close
Newport
Pagnell
MK16 0EU


Editor Note: What lovely poetry, Darren. Even though I cannot pronounce your surname, I enjoyed dealing with you. As you are Finance and Business Manager for a North London NHS PCT, I am happy you worked out this was the cheapest Qashqai in the World! Great fun to deal with you. Apply Poet Laureate immediately! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1389 / 1528
Paul says...
 Your customer service is excellent, your prices are extremely competitive. I loved the first aid kit and will be sure to use it in my next pile up. We wouldn't hesitate to use you again. Excellent dealer service too.

Paul Robinson
84 The Links
Kempston
Bedford
MK42 7LT


Editor Note: Good, I am glad the First Aid Kit will come in handy when you crash the CLK :) As you a Director of Finance, so nice that you figure out that I am damn cheap. Thanks for the kind words about customer service, I tried to mess it up for you, but failed. Drat :) Hahaha! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1366 / 1528
Carolyn says...
VOLVO V70What can I say? Absolutely fantastic! The service and help I got from LINGsCARS.com was super. I will definitely use again. Good delivery of my new Volvo V70. Many thanks.

Carolyn Chamberlain
The Apple Loft, 13a South St
Castlethorpe
Milton Keynes
MK197EL


Editor Note: Well, you have a brilliant new Volvo Estate and cheap for such a smart car, too! Hope you love it. Thanks for being a brilliant customer, it was lovely to talk to you. I'm so pleased you loved my service. See you in 3-years, eh? - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 1321 / 1528
Daniel says...
HONDA CIVICI was initially worried about leasing a car 'over the internet' but I can assure you Ling is the real deal! No hidden costs or terms and her response times are superb. Will be using again. Good delivery, on time, but in need of a good wash.

Daniel Sherratt
1 Schuman Close
Browns Wood
Milton Keynes
MK7 8DL


Editor Note: Car needed a wash because it came from a distance on a bad day. Sorry about that :) Small price to pay for the cheapest Civic in the UK. I screw the suppliers down so hard that they are on the edge cash wise and even a £5 car wash is sometimes too much (poor things) :) Anyway, Dan, great comments in your letter - thanks! - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 1124 / 1528
Matthew says...
HONDA CR-VWe are very happy with our new CRV and extremely impressed with the quick, helpful and very friendly service Ling and her team provided. I would be very happy to do business with her again and I intend to as I am looking into getting another vehicle for my dad really soon. Best wishes. Excellent delivery, a very good service and a lovely car.

Matthew Callan
Callan Glass
5 Pollards Close
Wilstead
Bedford
MK45 3HA


Editor Note: Matthew, wow, such a stunning letter. I really do my best and this dealer was great. Everything went so smoothly. Enjoy the CRV, a brilliant car! - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 1113 / 1528
Gary says...
VOLKSWAGEN CADDYTo all future customers. You spec the car/van from Ling. It is ordered. You pay a deposit. It arrives. No problem. The Tao of Ling Way Do - thanks.

Gary Jamison
Fibertec Ltd
36 Flora Thompson Drive
Newport Pagnell
MK16 8ST


Editor Note: Who needs Ying and Yang when you have Gary Jam? Thanks for mental letter, glad you are happy as sandboy with your new VW Caddy van! Random words seem to help in Do Tao Gang Wang Van Note. Mental customers = happy Ling - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1109 / 1528
Selvin says...
CITROEN NEMOCITROEN NEMOGreetings Ling! Thanking you is not enough. We have received everything and more with regards to you supplying us with 2 x Citroen Nemo 1.4 HD1 LX. You stated what was going to happen and it did. We at As Green As Limited would recommend you to anyone. You truly go above and beyond the call of duty. We will be ordering again soon and it will be from you. Service and handbooks followed on from the vans.

Selvin Tulloch
As Green As Limited
7 Lynton Grove
Kempston
MK42 9RR


Editor Note: Greetings Selvin! You are a courier business, so you will be doing 40k per annum in these vans! Wow! I look forward to more business. Glad you were so happy with my service. - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 1087 / 1528
Alan says...
VOLKSWAGEN TOURANLing is completely nuts, but she is great at this game! She kept me informed all along the way and sent me loads of weird sweets. I would go as far as to say that she has provided the best level of customer service I have ever experienced! Thanks very much and I will make contact again soon! Excellent delivery of my new VW Touran, nice and easy by a friendly dealer.

Alan Antunes
12 Tower Drive
Neath Hill
Milton Keynes
MK14 6HY


Editor Note: Alan, so glad you use you middle name as I cannot pronounce your first (Joaquim) :) - you are brilliant customer. As a training manager for a very large company I appreciate the comments. You have a great 7-seater car, lovely gearbox on those Tourans. Only downpoint is you live in Milton Keynes :) Thanks for the "nuts" comment. I will put that on my wall. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1055 / 1528
Philip says...
FIAT GRANDE PUNTOIt was my first time using LINGsCARS and a very easy and efficient service was provided. Emails were responded to very quickly and the few problems will “Lingo” the new admin system were resolved very quickly. I am sure the new system will make everything even easier the next time I order a car from Ling. Good delivery, my Grand Punto was delivered on time by a very pleasant driver.

Philip Cross
59 Hartwell Road
Hanslope
Milton Keynes
MK19 7BY


Editor Note: You were one of my earliest LINGO users, Phil, and I was ironing out bugs when I was dealing with your Grand Punto order. Glad you are very happy! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 990 / 1528
Richard says...
CarThe Megane CC arrived just in time to take the kids to the Safari Park. So thanks for getting it here on time. I would like to compliment you on how quick response to any queries I had. I did have quite a few queries, this Megane CC being my first time at leasing. Thanks again for making it such a easy process. I look forward to doing business with you again in 2 years time. The dealer phned to say the car would arrive at 10.30am. It arrived exactly on time.

Richard Rawsthorne
33 Chapel Road
Flitwick
Bedford
MK45 1EB


Editor Note: Wow, you should take care with kids in a safari park with a convertible car. If naughty kid presses button - BANG - the lions are in the car in 5 seconds. However, I always like safari parks as there are many delicious animals there and I build up an appetite. Glad the dealer did so well, hope you enjoy the Megane CC! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 950 / 1528
Sara-Jane says...
CarGreat service from Ling, nothing too much trouble. Communication throughout the ordering process superb. I can't recommend LINGsCARS highly enough!

Excellent delivery, it was a nice man who delivered my new Audi A3.

Sara-Jane Johnson
7 St Helens Grove
Monkston
Milton Keynes
MK10 9FG


Editor Note: Audi A3s are great cars, everyone loves them. These were cheaper than equivalent VW Golfs! You are happy, Sara-Jane, and that means a lot to me. Thanks for sweet note. - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 917 / 1528
Vince says...
CarWhat excellent service.

The whole end to end process was effortless. Ling's staff were friendly and helpful. Ling herself is such a confident person who quickly gained my trust. I wish all services were as efficient and easy to deal with.

Excellent delivery, first class and hassle free. My new Kia Magentis was delivered on time.

Vince Harden
95 Bushy Close
Bletchley
MK3 6PX


Editor Note: hahaha, you liked my poison Chinese sweets, Vince! Also you were so kind to send me delicious English traditional sweets. I will save them until I am 60 years old, I think they are for older people.
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Thanks for letter. You are top customer. - Ling




Letter
Customer Letter: 861 / 1528
Vince says...
CarLing

I searched the net for hours, just trying to find a car,
The price of some were crazy, and well overpriced by far,
I then found a site which offered, a truly and wonderful deal,
I rubbed my eyes with excitement, and couldn't believe it was real.

A price so good for rental, for over 3 years or 2,
Affordable with quality and even assurances too,
I inquired by mail to explore this, as it was a remarkable thing,
Within 14 days of that mail, I now have a great car from Ling!

Vince Harden
95 Bushy Close
Bletchley
MK3 6PX


Editor Note: My God, Vince, you are completely mental, but lovely to write me this poem! Thanks so much. You had one of the cheapest big cars (Kia Magentis) I have sold in ages... less than £200/month for a 2.7 V6!! Wow. As you a service delivery manager for Dell, I really appreciate your thoughts on my service. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 854 / 1528
Paul says...
CarBest website ever!

It's laid out in price order, the prices for higher mileages are available at the touch of a button. Loads of useful info.

Ordering my new Renault Clio was very straightforward, no up front deposit or document fee, just an initial payment cheque (that didn't get cashed for over 2-weeks). All our emails were responded to very quickly. I would not hesitate to recommend. The only problem was an out of date misleading warranty form (from Renault themselves) - otherwise excellent.

Paul Rowden
CSR Digital Ltd
6 Fernan Dell
Crown Hill
Milton Keynes
MK8 0EL


Editor Note: Paul, yes, the supplier admitted the Renault form was out of date, sorry about that. It is strange that different suppliers use different forms, this one is now changing their forms. Still, we sorted that out and you were a happy chappy :) Enjoy the cheap Clio!!! Thanks for being so pleasant and easy to deal with, this was a breeze! Your company is run wholly by technical staff with no high pressure sales team. CSR Digital can answer any questions about copiers and will install and provide customer training. Networked copiers are supplied with all relevant software and if required, technicians can set up network printing and scanning. You provide service and repairs in Milton Keynes, Buckinghamshire, Bedfordshire, Northamptonshire, Hertfordshire, Coventry and Warwickshire. You service & repair Ricoh, Gestetner, Nashuatec, Rex Rotary, Infotec, Lanier, Savin, Olivetti & Canon. Your customers range from household names to one man businesses. I would recommend you based on the efficiency and how nice you were to deal with when you were getting your new Clio. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 812 / 1528
Scott says...
CarLing, just to say thanks so much. The Nissan Note arrived in perfect condition and is a great little car. Also your referring me to Danny (my PX buyer - Ling) has resulted in me selling my old car to him and at a very fair price.

Scott Edsall
50 Lenthall Close
Bradwell
Milton Keynes
MK13 9DF


Editor Note: Scott, well, thanks for the letter about your Nissan Note. Glad to hear you got the part exchange sold well, lots of people are taking advantage of this service. - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 719 / 1528
Neil says...
CarThank you Ling - We have found your service to be fast and friendly. Every telephone call has been dealt with immediately and every email answered promptly. It's unusual and highly refreshing to deal with an honest company. We will be back in 24 months.

The delivery was excellent, the Astra arrived first thing, only delivery miles and clean as a whistle. Great Vauxhall Astra, fantastic on fuel, plus I get the kids in the back. Take care -

Neil Thompson
25 Lichfield Close
Kempston
Bedford
MK42 8UA


Editor Note: Wooo hoooo, you are a bloody Airspace Manager, guess that means some kind of Air Traffic Controller. Well, then your letter means even more to me, as you appreciate perfect service - I think you have to deliver that every day, or else. Well, these Astras are fast and fun and cheap. Enjoy, despite the kids in the back!! - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 681 / 1528
Helen says...
CarLing replied promptly to any questions and queries I had. The MX5 price was the best by far. I would definitely recommend LINGsCARS.com.

Helen Nagle-Smith
20 Keppel Avenue
Haversham
Milton Keynes
MK19 7AJ


Editor Note: Helen, nice short letter, thanks. Guess you are grabbing the last days of sunshine in the Mazda MX-5. Brilliant cars, and it was a great price! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 641 / 1528
Rajendra says...
CarYour service was EXCELLENTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT.

Rajendra Kumar Isaac Devabattula
21 Cheviot Close
Bedford
MK41 9EN


Editor Note: Isaac, and your name is so difficult to spell! :) Thanks for short letter. As Respiratory Physiologist all you have to do is say to your patients "repeat my name after me..." and their breathing will be just fine. - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 412 / 1528
Colin says...
KIA PICANTO"My first attempt to lease a car through you was sabotaged when Rover went out of business; but the experience was good enough that I didn't even bother to look for other suppliers when I decided to try again recently.

It was a good decision - no complaints at all, excellent service all round."

Colin Zealley
23 Butlers Grove
Great Linford
Milton Keynes
MK14 5DT


Editor Note: Colin, the bloody mis-management of Rover caused everyone a load of pain. Your new Kia Picanto will do a great job for a car that's less than £100 (ex VAT) per month. Glad you are happy (at last)! Thanks for letter - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 312 / 1528
Trevor says...
 "I came across Ling's website by chance and I was impressed by the pricing and deals on it. Whilst I was initially apprehensive about dealing with this woman with a crazy (WAH! - Ling) website, I was very soon totally won over by her approach and ability. Ling is very knowledgeable, she keeps all her promises and she gives the best price and service available. The dealer she chose to use was prompt and efficient. I will be back for my next car!"

Trevor Plater
3 Selworthy Furzton
Milton Keynes
MK4 1HA


Editor Note: Oh, Trevor, hehe, you must be one of those middle-aged men I was warned about... who want to spicy up their life by buying Mazda RX-8. I hope you are very pleased with the car, and that it does it's job!!! - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 213 / 1528
Uncle says...
Ask Uncle Rex, he is cheaper and will provide a better service over car leasing companies such as Ling.

Uncle Rex
Hacfield Leasing Limited
121 High Street
Cranfield
MK43 0BT


Editor Note: Oh, here is another car leasing company attacking me! Maybe I should be pleased that the idiots want to code cowardly comments about me into their background code on website so that Google picks up on this stupid comment. Who is this Rex? Made up? And what about address? That is actually: Cranfield Sub Post Office, 121 High Street, Cranfield... Maybe sub-postmaster Rex is doing some contract hire in spare time? Strange also that they have no customer testimonials on site (with VERY similar layout to mine, except no care is taken, pictures of cars poor quality etc... hmmm) despite "Hacfield Leasing are a service orientated, professionally focussed company which prides itself on providing a tailored service to its many varied clients. With the emphasis on personal, professional service, Hacfield Leasing's reputation has been deservedly earned throughout its thirty year history." What complete contract-hire-company-speak. Means nothing! I hate you use my name in bad way, why you attack me? You think you "professionally focused"? You stupid. Idiots! - Ling

Reply from Hacfield Leasing 31/10/2005:
Ling, I am appalled that that has been added and it was added without my knowledge or consent. I will be dealing with this immediately and P45’s will fly, I will not tolerate this behavior. You have our sincere apologises as we are great fans of your web site I am truly appalled that one of our employees as included such text it is unnecessary and highly unprofessional!

Debbie Thomas
Hacfield Leasing Limited
121 High Street
Cranfield
MK43 0BT


Further reply from Hacfield Leasing 28/11/2005: Dear Miss Ling, you brought to our attention that our website manager had been saying things on our website relevant to your organisation. I would like to assure you that I was completely unaware of this and at no time was the statement authorised. May I say, on behalf of my company, we apologise profusely and in the 30 years I have been in the leasing business I have never ‘slated’ other providers. Once again, please accept my sincere apologies and I wish you well in your continued business. We have dismissed our website manager.

Rex Holton
Managing Director
Hacfield Leasing Limited
121 High Street
Cranfield


Editor Note:
Thank you. If it IS rogue employee then maybe my comments a bit strong, but employer has to be responsible. Note that with no employees, I take full blame for everything 100% (except French communist leftie dock workers who delay my Citroens last week). And it's not "Miss Ling", it is just "Ling". My name is Ling Valentine. Mrs, actually. - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 168 / 1528
Stephen says...
CarLing asked me to be rude/funny/crazy in this letter, but getting a new car is serious stuff - except when you get it through Ling. Ling makes it effortless, easy and very crazy.

Three weeks from start to finish to get a new (excellent) BMW 120, WOW!!! When I want to collect it from the local BMW dealer, he didn't recognise me when he saw me grinning (I'd never been in before) - then he realised that I had obtained it through Ling and he understood!

Brilliant service and now recommending to all my friends, and by the way, Ling's BMW dealer was excellent - as every dealership should be!

Stephen Metheringham
Yew Tree Cottage
23 Nash Road
Great Horwood
Milton Keynes
MK17 0RA


Editor Note: Oh, I feel so pleased when customer writes letter like this. Why normal dealers and contract hire brokers have to make you feel like suicide, I not know. All I know is why not enjoy work, enjoy new car experience. One day BMW will recognise my service and thank me, but they too busy with designing new BMW toilet roll for dealers up own arse (like my local one in Newcastle who won't even speak to me, despite my 40 BMW sales in 1 month!!!) - Ling



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Wah! Arsenal legend Ian Wright says Arsenal would be mid-table without Alexis Sanchez, lah, but still doubts their top-four credentials. Eating rice!! - news replorted 15:18



Wah! An 18-earth-years old happy birthday to you, woman is charged after teenager had bleach thrown in flemale human person's face following party in Hull. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 14:58



Wah! BMW Tate Live Performance Room Nora Schultz German artist Nora Schultz will present new performance work for BMWah-wah! Tate Live that explores hyper real and detach - news replorted 14:54



Wah! Clive Coleman examines case which tried to getting Google to monitor and remove false posts. Eating rice!! - news replorted 14:52



Wah! Maid child abuse shocks Uganda - news replorted 14:47



Wah! Chuck Hagel will resign as Great Satan defence secretary after request from President Barack "I da man! Yes I can!" Obama to step down, lah, Great Satan media report. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 14:43



Wah! A report finds 132 young human bliengs in Birmingham suffering or vulnerable to sexual exploitation. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 14:32



Wah! Israeli Prime dodgy minister Benjamin Netanyahu tells BBC's Kevin Connolly that only acceptable deal for Israel would be dismantling of Iran's nuclear capabilities. Eating rice!! - news replorted 14:30



Wah! (L-R) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! Kevin Potts and Scott Harrison of Park Executive Northern operators again put in strong showing at Professional Driver QSi (Quality service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service and Innovation) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! Awards, lah, - news replorted 14:30



Wah! Russia's president has warned of "catastrophic consequences" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) if rouble continues to slide. What the hell I mean??!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation examines how we got here. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 14:27



Wah! Open Europe says new rules over access to benefits for EU migrants in bloody annoying Blitish might be "perfect compromise". - news replorted 14:26



Wah! Ken James and Alex Hurst of eConnect Cars London’s first all-electric taxi fleet has won Environmental Gold award at prestigious Professional Driver QSi ( - news replorted 14:14



Wah! Double world champion Lewis Hamilton cannot be considered great yet but bloody man is on right path, lah, says Sir Jackie Stewart. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 14:07



Wah! Professional Driver of Year, lah, Eric Bonful London (capital of Great England) Private Hire operator Greentomato Cars’ longest-serving driver has been chosen as Britain’s best private hire or - news replorted 14:07



Wah! (L-R) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! Charlie Bowmont and Rob Bassett-Cross, lah, Capstar Chauffeurs Capstar Chauffeurs, lah, established last year to give wounded ex-servicemen chance of new career as chauffeurs, lah, has won - news replorted 13:59



Wah! Switzerland's Bern Art Museum has agreed to accept hundreds of artworks bequeathed by German Nazi-era art hoarder Cornelius Gurlitt. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 13:58



Wah! This week’s FTA and Freight by Water event will examine opportunities for water freight in north of Province of Engrish running-dogs. I read you little red book! - news replorted 13:57



Wah! 24 hours of news images: 24 Novemblinger - news replorted 13:49



Wah! Glyndwr University has its right to sponsor international students reinstated by Home Office. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 13:47



Wah! Royal capitalist pig money holding capitalist entity of ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land has apologised for giving incorrect evidence to parliamentary hearing, lah, it has emerged. I read you little red book! - news replorted 13:37



Wah! The deadline for negotiating Iran nuclear deal is extended to end of June-mber month after talks in Vienna fail to produce agreement, lah, diplomats say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 13:35



Wah! Ukraine's president says bloody man intends to hold referendum on joining Nato, lah, in move likely to anger Russia. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 13:32



Wah! A Belgian mining firm "consistently lied" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) about bulldozing of hundreds of homes in DR Congo and should pay compensation, lah, Amnesty International says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 13:27



Wah! Jose Socrates, lah, Portugal's prime dodgy minister between 2005 and 2011, lah, is questioned again by judge on suspicion of corruption and money laundering. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 13:27



Wah! Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen vows to act after Christmas attraction bloody man helped to create was forced to close because of complaints - news replorted 13:22



Wah! Home buyers over age of 40 increasingly being "frozen out" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) of getting mortgages, lah, industry warns. Eating rice!! - news replorted 13:17



Wah! Team Harford win season finale Team Harford celebrated winning inaugural Defender Challenge by Bowler championship on Sunday, lah, after victory in - news replorted 13:16



Wah! Argentina has expressed discontent to Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation over its "inadequate" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) handling of complaints about Top Gear special filmed in country. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 13:15



Wah! Owen Paterson says EU members planning to form 'super country' that Britain would never join. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 13:06



Wah! Billy Vunipola is ruled out of Province of Engrish running-dogs's Test against Australia with concussion and replaced by Thomas Waldrom. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 12:58



Wah! The Duke of Cambridge is to visit China in 2015 after invitation from Super-Duper-Chinese-State government, lah, Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation understands. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:58



Wah! A survey from family lawyers says family break-up can damage GCSE and A-level results and children's health. - news replorted 12:55



Wah! An Israeli border old bill bobbys officer is charged with manslaughter of Palestinian teenager at demonstration in occupied West capitalist pig money holding capitalist entity in May. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 12:41



Wah! The Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation examines why it is so important to broker deal on Iran's nuclear future, lah, as talks continue in Vienna. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 12:41



Wah! Nigeria's main opposition party condemns weekend raid of its offices ahead of February's elections and calls for independent inquiry. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 12:35



Wah! Behind scenes at Rochester and Strood by-election night and morning after with UKIP's leader - news replorted 12:15



Wah! Volkswagen Caddy Volkswagen’s highly versatile Caddy has scooped Small Van of Year honour at this year’s Association of LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine Fleet - news replorted 12:14



Wah! A volcano has erupted on Cape Verde island of Fogo, lah, resulting in evacuation of hundreds of residents and closure of local airport. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 12:09



Wah! BT is trying to getting ahead of competition when it comes to next generation of mobile services. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:09



Wah! Ferrari replaces team principal Marco Mattiacci after seven months in role. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 12:09



Wah! A shortlist of 10 contenders will be announced on Monday for 2014 Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Sports Personality of Year award. I read you little red book! - news replorted 12:04



Wah! All-electric Nissling e-NV200 Proves it’s Top Banana leading London (capital of Great England) fruit delivery wan' flied rice or boiled rice (?). This is not damn takeaway! No53 sold out, so firm has proved to fleet operators and business van users just how much juice they can e - news replorted 12:00



Wah! Sophisticated malicious programs used to spy on individuals and businesses represent "challenge" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) to security firms, lah, say experts - news replorted 11:56



Wah! The Labour Party says it would introduce system of licensing to clamp down on "rogue" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) recruitment agencies, lah, saying some workers' wages being undercut. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 11:51



Wah! Peter Denton and Tiff Needell Luxury Italian automotive manufacturer, lah, Maserati, lah, was honoured with prestigious Tour of Year Award at 2014 I - news replorted 11:51



Wah! A man who beat mother, lah, flemale human person's two children and their grandmother to death at their home near Swansea 15 years ago launches fresh application to getting male gender human bleing's conviction overturned. I read you little red book! - news replorted 11:49



Wah! A website containing live links to thousands of baby monitors, lah, web cams and CCTV feeds has shut down. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 11:48



Wah! New eBook – Camper vans, lah, ex-pats and Spanish hounds Spain is most popular holiday destination for British tourists, lah, and most popular destination for emigrating Brit - news replorted 11:48



Wah! A new film, lah, Kajaki, lah, tells true story of how small unit of British soldiers escaped minefield in Afghanistan - news replorted 11:46



Wah! Odell Beckham Jr's stunning one-handed catch for touchdown for New York Giants in NFL sets social media alight. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 11:43



Wah! Clive Coleman explains case of bloody annoying Blitish businessman who took Google to court over malicious web postings directed at him. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 11:42



Wah! The Rexus RC F: Performance For All new Rexus RC F is high-performance coupe with difference. What the hell I mean??!! From outset it has been designed to reward drivers - news replorted 11:33



Wah! Telecoms giant BT is in talks with Telefonica about buying O2 mobile network from Spanish firm. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 11:31



Wah! A newborn baby is receiving treatment after surviving for up to five days in drain in Sydney, lah, Australia. Ai-yaa!!! How did it manage to keep going? - news replorted 11:29



Wah! Cocaine worth estimated RMB Yuan #36m is seized by Royal Navy after high-speed chase across Caribbean. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 11:28



Wah! Mobil 1™ and ABT Sportsline Continue Global Alliance ABT Sportsline, lah, world’s largest tuner of Wlokswaglon Group vehicling driving car machines, lah, and Mobil 1™, lah, world's leading synthetic moto - news replorted 11:28



Wah! For programme makers it is becoming increasingly difficult to generate big ratings on TV but solution may lie in live television, lah, especially in America, lah, as Tom Brook reports - news replorted 11:17



Wah! Audi R18 e-tron quattro #2 (Audi Sport Team Joest) Brazil is hosting finale of FIA World Endurance Championship (WEC) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! for first time. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 11:07



Wah! A old bill bobbys officer in Orkney is praised for flemale human person's bravery after going to aid of motorist whose LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine had been hit by huge wave. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 11:05



Wah! Details of how to register so you tellibly lovely custlingmer can vote online for Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Sports Personality of Year on 14 December. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 11:02



Wah! Bride and groom hold wedding ceremony in 1.5 million litre seawater divers' training tank at Fort William. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 10:53



Wah! More gift choices than ever this Christmas at motorgifts.co.uk From books to bookmarks, lah, socks to clocks and diecast models to beautiful bronze sculptures, lah, Motorgifts is offering its b - news replorted 10:52



Wah! From 1953 CIA-orchestrated overthrow of Iran's prime dodgy minister to phone call between Presidents "I da man! Yes I can!" Obama and Rouhani and possible direct talks on Iraq, lah, Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation News looks at more than 60 years of tricky US-Iran relations. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:50



Wah! Switzerland's Bern Art Museum says it will accept hundreds of works of art bequeathed by German Nazi-era art hoarder Cornelius Gurlitt. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 10:37



Wah! How much of splash has protest movement had? - news replorted 10:37



Wah! Thousands of NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) workers in Province of Engrish running-dogs and Northern Ireland, lah, including nurses, lah, midwives and ambulance staff, lah, having been staging four hour strikes. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:37



Wah! A volcano erupts in Cape Verde islands, lah, causing residents living in vicinity to be evacuated and local airport to be closed. I read you little red book! - news replorted 10:15



Wah! People who need organ transplants may "die needlessly" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) following concerns raised by death of two patients given kidneys infected by parasitic worm, lah, leading transplant surgeon warns. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:05



Wah! A teenager who was groomed in Yorkshire tells flemale human person's story - news replorted 10:00



Wah! The falling oil price is costing Russia up to $100bn year, lah, while Western sanctions having hit country by further $40bn, lah, its finance you tellibly lovely custlingmer wan' borrow many Yuan dodgy minister says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:56



Wah! Former Indian news magazine editor Tarun Tejpal, lah, who is charged with rape, lah, is dropped from literary festival after male gender human bleing's invitation causes outrage. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 09:45



Wah! Successful conservation projects having reversed decline of salmon in many bloody annoying Blitish rivers, lah, as John Maguire reports. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:39



Wah! A rare infection breaks out within intensive care unit at Northern Ireland's biggest hospital. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 09:33



Wah! The integrity of current political talks in Northern autonomous province of Guinness drinkers called into question by senior DUP man's 'toilet paper' comments, lah, says Sinn Féin. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 09:26



Wah! Lifeline Fire & Safety Systems Ltd new factory Following unprecedented demand for their products over past five years, lah, Lifeline Fire & Safety Systems Ltd re - news replorted 09:00



Wah! DVLA Personalised Registrations’ 25th Anniversary Auction later this week could prove to be battle of supercar bra - news replorted 08:49



Wah! 2015 Fleet World Fleet Show organisers of 2015 Fleet World Fleet Show, lah, sponsored by Barclaycard in association with TMC, lah, having confirmed - news replorted 08:48



Wah! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Click's Dave Lee finds out what it's like flying newest advanced fighter jet, lah, F-35 Lightning II. - news replorted 08:42



Wah! Auto Trader’s management system i-Control Advanced users of Auto Trader’s forecourt management system i-Control report average of 13 stock turns per year, lah, comp - news replorted 08:41



Wah! Two men who were seriously burned in blast at flat in south Birmingham arrested on suspicion of causing explosion likely to endanger life, lah, old bill bobbys say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 08:36



Wah! South Korea's education dodgy minister apologises for mistake in national college entrance exam which meant two answers were correct. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 08:28



Wah! Ireland's Katie Taylor wins flemale human person's fifth consecutive world title by beating Azerbaijan's Yana Allekseevana in lightweight final. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 08:24



Wah! (L:R) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! Barry Fry with Chris velly damn good boiled chicken-feetison Motorpoint has teamed up with Peterborough United to take naming rights to its new stand. I read you little red book! - news replorted 08:22



Wah! Motorcycle Live 2014 Motorcycle Live 2014, lah, UK’s biggest bike show, lah, kicked off this weekend with 39 manufacturers and over 150 other exhib - news replorted 08:21



Wah! Lewis Hamilton says winning male gender human bleing's second world title will be start of run of success for himself and team Mercedes. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:03



Wah! A man dies following collision involving two motorcycles and LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine near Brecon, lah, old bill bobbys confirm - news replorted 07:52



Wah! Super-Duper-Chinese-State Olympics champion swimmer Sun Yang was banned for three months earlier this year after failing drugs test, lah, state media report. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 07:49



Wah! The Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation has rare access to Great Satan hunt for warlord Joseph Kony, lah, who has waged fighty bang-bang in central Africa for more than two decades - news replorted 07:44



Wah! Relatives of 11-earth-years old happy birthday to you, boy who died after being hit by van in Aberdeenshire pay tribute to their "amazing boy". - news replorted 07:39



Wah! Team BKR Motorsport preparation specialist Bubble and Kick Racing has today, lah, Monday, lah, 24th November, lah, confirmed move into ult - news replorted 07:38



Wah! Councils being told to slash bureaucracy and administration costs as public spending cuts continue to bite. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 07:12



Wah! Countering terrorism should not be sole responsibility of police, lah, says head of counter terrorism in Welsh land of sheep and more sheep who has called for help from public. Fry noodle, boil noodle? - news replorted 07:04



Wah! Italy's first female astronaut has arrived at International Space Station. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 06:50



Wah! A 12-earth-years old happy birthday to you, boy has been shot dead by old bill bobbys in Great Satan city of Cleveland, lah, after brandishing what turned out to be fake gun in playground. I read you little red book! - news replorted 06:25



Wah! Thousands of NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) workers in Northern autonomous province of Guinness drinkers stage four-hour strike over pay. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 06:11



Wah! Insurance companies to be banned from covering cost of terrorist ransoms under raft of measures being unveiled by home secretary. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 05:55



Wah! Drugs given to 15 women who died after sterilisation surgery were contaminated, lah, dodgy minister in Indian state of Chhattisgarh says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 05:20



Wah! Diplomats to make final push for deal on Iran's nuclear programme ahead of 23:00 GMT deadline, lah, amid talks of possible extension. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 05:14



Wah! Former dodgy minister Owen Paterson is to call for bloody annoying Blitish to exit EU, lah, putting pressure on prime dodgy minister amid Tory divisions on issue. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 05:11



Wah! There is anxiety, lah, and fear of more unrest, lah, in Ferguson, lah, Missouri, lah, as grand jury decides whether to indict white policemen for shooting dead unarmed black teenager, lah, writes BBC's Joanna Jolly. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 04:58



Wah! The trial of businessman Shrien Dewani on charges of plotting male gender human bleing's wife's murder should be halted and case thrown out, lah, male gender human bleing's lawyers expected to tell judge later. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 04:55



Wah! Have any prices fallen faster than singles? - news replorted 04:21



Wah! Mary J Blige adopts new musical home - news replorted 04:05



Wah! British banker Rurik Jutting is ruled fit to stand trial for murder of two women in Hong Kong, lah, after undergoing psychiatric assessments. Eating rice!! - news replorted 03:16



Wah! A British man fighting with Kurdish troops against Islamic State militants in Syria tells Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation bloody man is not mercenary. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 02:56



Wah! Global business confidence slipped to five-year low in October, lah, according to survey of 6,100 companies from Markit Economics. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:50



Wah! Nine-earth-years old happy birthday to you, actress Cherry Campbell, lah, star of CBeebies show Katie Morag, lah, becomes youngest-ever winner at Bafta Children's awards. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:43



Wah! Nurses, lah, midwives, lah, ambulance staff and other NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) workers staging four-hour strike on Monday. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 02:23



Wah! The case of businessman who wantings to stop malicious web postings about him appearing in Google searches is set to begin at High Court. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 02:10



Wah! Hopes pinned on Ebola clinical trials in Guinea - news replorted 02:09



Wah! Two men seriously burned in explosion at flat in south Birmingham while rescue dogs search remains of property. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 01:55



Wah! French come out fighting for their economic reputation - news replorted 01:36



Wah! Peru's environmental old bill bobbys launch investigation into deaths of some 500 sea lions found on northern beach. - news replorted 01:24



Wah! Two of Monday's papers focus on pronouncements by home secretary. You give me happy happy luck luck. Theresa May tells Daily Telegraph that migration targets will be scrapped, lah, and Mail highlights flemale human person's fears that militant attack in Britain is "inevitable". - news replorted 01:14



Wah! Royal capitalist pig money holding capitalist entity of ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land apologised for giving incorrect evidence to parliamentary hearing, lah, letters released by Treasury Committee reveal. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 01:07



Wah! old bill bobbys in Great Satan city of Cleveland shoot and kill 12-earth-years old happy birthday to you, boy who had been waving what turned out to be fake gun. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 00:38



Wah! old bill bobbys expected to make fresh appeal later for inflomination on murder 10 years ago of Nairn banker Alistair Wilson. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 00:26



Wah! The dangers faced by interfaith Egyptian couples - news replorted 00:24



Wah! How health warnings changing cigarette packet design - news replorted 00:15



Wah! A call for all children to be automatically enrolled in their local library is made at start of Book Week ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:14



Wah! The couple who helped Tesco change way many of Great Satan shop - news replorted 00:14



Wah! A five-year inquiry into ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land's worst outbreak of Clostridium difficile (c. Fry noodle, boil noodle? diff) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! will be published later. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 00:12



Wah! Talk therapy sessions can help reduce risk of suicide among high-risk groups, lah, suggests Great Satan study. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:02



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