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Customer Letter: 1478 / 1528
Martin says...
FORD FIESTAThe speed and efficiency of the service provided by Ling and her team was amazing. My car was delivered within three weeks of making my initial enquiry! All queries/issues were resolved immediately via the Lingo system. My one major problem (getting insurance for a contract hire car) led to a call from an insurance broker within 1 hour of my call to Ling. Good delivery, the Fiesta was delivered clean, on time, on the day agreed.

Martin Cadman
Address Withheld
Flitwick
MK45 ***


Editor Note: Great to hear from another Fiesta customer. You are a commercial manager in a major bank, so I protect your address from idiots, Martin. Thanks for making the communication a pleasure and so happy to help sorting your insurance. My contacts are very good :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1421 / 1528
Darren says...
NISSAN QASHQAI
Ling might be mental,
her website is less than ornamental,
but the deal was cheap,
and the process made it easy to reap.

We're happy with our car, surely the best lease company by far!!! Excellent delivery of my Qashqai!

Darren Arulvasagam
15 Gladstone Close
Newport
Pagnell
MK16 0EU


Editor Note: What lovely poetry, Darren. Even though I cannot pronounce your surname, I enjoyed dealing with you. As you are Finance and Business Manager for a North London NHS PCT, I am happy you worked out this was the cheapest Qashqai in the World! Great fun to deal with you. Apply Poet Laureate immediately! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1389 / 1528
Paul says...
 Your customer service is excellent, your prices are extremely competitive. I loved the first aid kit and will be sure to use it in my next pile up. We wouldn't hesitate to use you again. Excellent dealer service too.

Paul Robinson
84 The Links
Kempston
Bedford
MK42 7LT


Editor Note: Good, I am glad the First Aid Kit will come in handy when you crash the CLK :) As you a Director of Finance, so nice that you figure out that I am damn cheap. Thanks for the kind words about customer service, I tried to mess it up for you, but failed. Drat :) Hahaha! - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 1366 / 1528
Carolyn says...
VOLVO V70What can I say? Absolutely fantastic! The service and help I got from LINGsCARS.com was super. I will definitely use again. Good delivery of my new Volvo V70. Many thanks.

Carolyn Chamberlain
The Apple Loft, 13a South St
Castlethorpe
Milton Keynes
MK197EL


Editor Note: Well, you have a brilliant new Volvo Estate and cheap for such a smart car, too! Hope you love it. Thanks for being a brilliant customer, it was lovely to talk to you. I'm so pleased you loved my service. See you in 3-years, eh? - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 1321 / 1528
Daniel says...
HONDA CIVICI was initially worried about leasing a car 'over the internet' but I can assure you Ling is the real deal! No hidden costs or terms and her response times are superb. Will be using again. Good delivery, on time, but in need of a good wash.

Daniel Sherratt
1 Schuman Close
Browns Wood
Milton Keynes
MK7 8DL


Editor Note: Car needed a wash because it came from a distance on a bad day. Sorry about that :) Small price to pay for the cheapest Civic in the UK. I screw the suppliers down so hard that they are on the edge cash wise and even a £5 car wash is sometimes too much (poor things) :) Anyway, Dan, great comments in your letter - thanks! - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 1124 / 1528
Matthew says...
HONDA CR-VWe are very happy with our new CRV and extremely impressed with the quick, helpful and very friendly service Ling and her team provided. I would be very happy to do business with her again and I intend to as I am looking into getting another vehicle for my dad really soon. Best wishes. Excellent delivery, a very good service and a lovely car.

Matthew Callan
Callan Glass
5 Pollards Close
Wilstead
Bedford
MK45 3HA


Editor Note: Matthew, wow, such a stunning letter. I really do my best and this dealer was great. Everything went so smoothly. Enjoy the CRV, a brilliant car! - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 1113 / 1528
Gary says...
VOLKSWAGEN CADDYTo all future customers. You spec the car/van from Ling. It is ordered. You pay a deposit. It arrives. No problem. The Tao of Ling Way Do - thanks.

Gary Jamison
Fibertec Ltd
36 Flora Thompson Drive
Newport Pagnell
MK16 8ST


Editor Note: Who needs Ying and Yang when you have Gary Jam? Thanks for mental letter, glad you are happy as sandboy with your new VW Caddy van! Random words seem to help in Do Tao Gang Wang Van Note. Mental customers = happy Ling - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1109 / 1528
Selvin says...
CITROEN NEMOCITROEN NEMOGreetings Ling! Thanking you is not enough. We have received everything and more with regards to you supplying us with 2 x Citroen Nemo 1.4 HD1 LX. You stated what was going to happen and it did. We at As Green As Limited would recommend you to anyone. You truly go above and beyond the call of duty. We will be ordering again soon and it will be from you. Service and handbooks followed on from the vans.

Selvin Tulloch
As Green As Limited
7 Lynton Grove
Kempston
MK42 9RR


Editor Note: Greetings Selvin! You are a courier business, so you will be doing 40k per annum in these vans! Wow! I look forward to more business. Glad you were so happy with my service. - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 1087 / 1528
Alan says...
VOLKSWAGEN TOURANLing is completely nuts, but she is great at this game! She kept me informed all along the way and sent me loads of weird sweets. I would go as far as to say that she has provided the best level of customer service I have ever experienced! Thanks very much and I will make contact again soon! Excellent delivery of my new VW Touran, nice and easy by a friendly dealer.

Alan Antunes
12 Tower Drive
Neath Hill
Milton Keynes
MK14 6HY


Editor Note: Alan, so glad you use you middle name as I cannot pronounce your first (Joaquim) :) - you are brilliant customer. As a training manager for a very large company I appreciate the comments. You have a great 7-seater car, lovely gearbox on those Tourans. Only downpoint is you live in Milton Keynes :) Thanks for the "nuts" comment. I will put that on my wall. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1055 / 1528
Philip says...
FIAT GRANDE PUNTOIt was my first time using LINGsCARS and a very easy and efficient service was provided. Emails were responded to very quickly and the few problems will “Lingo” the new admin system were resolved very quickly. I am sure the new system will make everything even easier the next time I order a car from Ling. Good delivery, my Grand Punto was delivered on time by a very pleasant driver.

Philip Cross
59 Hartwell Road
Hanslope
Milton Keynes
MK19 7BY


Editor Note: You were one of my earliest LINGO users, Phil, and I was ironing out bugs when I was dealing with your Grand Punto order. Glad you are very happy! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 990 / 1528
Richard says...
CarThe Megane CC arrived just in time to take the kids to the Safari Park. So thanks for getting it here on time. I would like to compliment you on how quick response to any queries I had. I did have quite a few queries, this Megane CC being my first time at leasing. Thanks again for making it such a easy process. I look forward to doing business with you again in 2 years time. The dealer phned to say the car would arrive at 10.30am. It arrived exactly on time.

Richard Rawsthorne
33 Chapel Road
Flitwick
Bedford
MK45 1EB


Editor Note: Wow, you should take care with kids in a safari park with a convertible car. If naughty kid presses button - BANG - the lions are in the car in 5 seconds. However, I always like safari parks as there are many delicious animals there and I build up an appetite. Glad the dealer did so well, hope you enjoy the Megane CC! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 950 / 1528
Sara-Jane says...
CarGreat service from Ling, nothing too much trouble. Communication throughout the ordering process superb. I can't recommend LINGsCARS highly enough!

Excellent delivery, it was a nice man who delivered my new Audi A3.

Sara-Jane Johnson
7 St Helens Grove
Monkston
Milton Keynes
MK10 9FG


Editor Note: Audi A3s are great cars, everyone loves them. These were cheaper than equivalent VW Golfs! You are happy, Sara-Jane, and that means a lot to me. Thanks for sweet note. - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 917 / 1528
Vince says...
CarWhat excellent service.

The whole end to end process was effortless. Ling's staff were friendly and helpful. Ling herself is such a confident person who quickly gained my trust. I wish all services were as efficient and easy to deal with.

Excellent delivery, first class and hassle free. My new Kia Magentis was delivered on time.

Vince Harden
95 Bushy Close
Bletchley
MK3 6PX


Editor Note: hahaha, you liked my poison Chinese sweets, Vince! Also you were so kind to send me delicious English traditional sweets. I will save them until I am 60 years old, I think they are for older people.
English sweets
Thanks for letter. You are top customer. - Ling




Letter
Customer Letter: 861 / 1528
Vince says...
CarLing

I searched the net for hours, just trying to find a car,
The price of some were crazy, and well overpriced by far,
I then found a site which offered, a truly and wonderful deal,
I rubbed my eyes with excitement, and couldn't believe it was real.

A price so good for rental, for over 3 years or 2,
Affordable with quality and even assurances too,
I inquired by mail to explore this, as it was a remarkable thing,
Within 14 days of that mail, I now have a great car from Ling!

Vince Harden
95 Bushy Close
Bletchley
MK3 6PX


Editor Note: My God, Vince, you are completely mental, but lovely to write me this poem! Thanks so much. You had one of the cheapest big cars (Kia Magentis) I have sold in ages... less than £200/month for a 2.7 V6!! Wow. As you a service delivery manager for Dell, I really appreciate your thoughts on my service. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 854 / 1528
Paul says...
CarBest website ever!

It's laid out in price order, the prices for higher mileages are available at the touch of a button. Loads of useful info.

Ordering my new Renault Clio was very straightforward, no up front deposit or document fee, just an initial payment cheque (that didn't get cashed for over 2-weeks). All our emails were responded to very quickly. I would not hesitate to recommend. The only problem was an out of date misleading warranty form (from Renault themselves) - otherwise excellent.

Paul Rowden
CSR Digital Ltd
6 Fernan Dell
Crown Hill
Milton Keynes
MK8 0EL


Editor Note: Paul, yes, the supplier admitted the Renault form was out of date, sorry about that. It is strange that different suppliers use different forms, this one is now changing their forms. Still, we sorted that out and you were a happy chappy :) Enjoy the cheap Clio!!! Thanks for being so pleasant and easy to deal with, this was a breeze! Your company is run wholly by technical staff with no high pressure sales team. CSR Digital can answer any questions about copiers and will install and provide customer training. Networked copiers are supplied with all relevant software and if required, technicians can set up network printing and scanning. You provide service and repairs in Milton Keynes, Buckinghamshire, Bedfordshire, Northamptonshire, Hertfordshire, Coventry and Warwickshire. You service & repair Ricoh, Gestetner, Nashuatec, Rex Rotary, Infotec, Lanier, Savin, Olivetti & Canon. Your customers range from household names to one man businesses. I would recommend you based on the efficiency and how nice you were to deal with when you were getting your new Clio. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 812 / 1528
Scott says...
CarLing, just to say thanks so much. The Nissan Note arrived in perfect condition and is a great little car. Also your referring me to Danny (my PX buyer - Ling) has resulted in me selling my old car to him and at a very fair price.

Scott Edsall
50 Lenthall Close
Bradwell
Milton Keynes
MK13 9DF


Editor Note: Scott, well, thanks for the letter about your Nissan Note. Glad to hear you got the part exchange sold well, lots of people are taking advantage of this service. - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 719 / 1528
Neil says...
CarThank you Ling - We have found your service to be fast and friendly. Every telephone call has been dealt with immediately and every email answered promptly. It's unusual and highly refreshing to deal with an honest company. We will be back in 24 months.

The delivery was excellent, the Astra arrived first thing, only delivery miles and clean as a whistle. Great Vauxhall Astra, fantastic on fuel, plus I get the kids in the back. Take care -

Neil Thompson
25 Lichfield Close
Kempston
Bedford
MK42 8UA


Editor Note: Wooo hoooo, you are a bloody Airspace Manager, guess that means some kind of Air Traffic Controller. Well, then your letter means even more to me, as you appreciate perfect service - I think you have to deliver that every day, or else. Well, these Astras are fast and fun and cheap. Enjoy, despite the kids in the back!! - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 681 / 1528
Helen says...
CarLing replied promptly to any questions and queries I had. The MX5 price was the best by far. I would definitely recommend LINGsCARS.com.

Helen Nagle-Smith
20 Keppel Avenue
Haversham
Milton Keynes
MK19 7AJ


Editor Note: Helen, nice short letter, thanks. Guess you are grabbing the last days of sunshine in the Mazda MX-5. Brilliant cars, and it was a great price! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 641 / 1528
Rajendra says...
CarYour service was EXCELLENTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT.

Rajendra Kumar Isaac Devabattula
21 Cheviot Close
Bedford
MK41 9EN


Editor Note: Isaac, and your name is so difficult to spell! :) Thanks for short letter. As Respiratory Physiologist all you have to do is say to your patients "repeat my name after me..." and their breathing will be just fine. - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 412 / 1528
Colin says...
KIA PICANTO"My first attempt to lease a car through you was sabotaged when Rover went out of business; but the experience was good enough that I didn't even bother to look for other suppliers when I decided to try again recently.

It was a good decision - no complaints at all, excellent service all round."

Colin Zealley
23 Butlers Grove
Great Linford
Milton Keynes
MK14 5DT


Editor Note: Colin, the bloody mis-management of Rover caused everyone a load of pain. Your new Kia Picanto will do a great job for a car that's less than £100 (ex VAT) per month. Glad you are happy (at last)! Thanks for letter - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 312 / 1528
Trevor says...
 "I came across Ling's website by chance and I was impressed by the pricing and deals on it. Whilst I was initially apprehensive about dealing with this woman with a crazy (WAH! - Ling) website, I was very soon totally won over by her approach and ability. Ling is very knowledgeable, she keeps all her promises and she gives the best price and service available. The dealer she chose to use was prompt and efficient. I will be back for my next car!"

Trevor Plater
3 Selworthy Furzton
Milton Keynes
MK4 1HA


Editor Note: Oh, Trevor, hehe, you must be one of those middle-aged men I was warned about... who want to spicy up their life by buying Mazda RX-8. I hope you are very pleased with the car, and that it does it's job!!! - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 213 / 1528
Uncle says...
Ask Uncle Rex, he is cheaper and will provide a better service over car leasing companies such as Ling.

Uncle Rex
Hacfield Leasing Limited
121 High Street
Cranfield
MK43 0BT


Editor Note: Oh, here is another car leasing company attacking me! Maybe I should be pleased that the idiots want to code cowardly comments about me into their background code on website so that Google picks up on this stupid comment. Who is this Rex? Made up? And what about address? That is actually: Cranfield Sub Post Office, 121 High Street, Cranfield... Maybe sub-postmaster Rex is doing some contract hire in spare time? Strange also that they have no customer testimonials on site (with VERY similar layout to mine, except no care is taken, pictures of cars poor quality etc... hmmm) despite "Hacfield Leasing are a service orientated, professionally focussed company which prides itself on providing a tailored service to its many varied clients. With the emphasis on personal, professional service, Hacfield Leasing's reputation has been deservedly earned throughout its thirty year history." What complete contract-hire-company-speak. Means nothing! I hate you use my name in bad way, why you attack me? You think you "professionally focused"? You stupid. Idiots! - Ling

Reply from Hacfield Leasing 31/10/2005:
Ling, I am appalled that that has been added and it was added without my knowledge or consent. I will be dealing with this immediately and P45’s will fly, I will not tolerate this behavior. You have our sincere apologises as we are great fans of your web site I am truly appalled that one of our employees as included such text it is unnecessary and highly unprofessional!

Debbie Thomas
Hacfield Leasing Limited
121 High Street
Cranfield
MK43 0BT


Further reply from Hacfield Leasing 28/11/2005: Dear Miss Ling, you brought to our attention that our website manager had been saying things on our website relevant to your organisation. I would like to assure you that I was completely unaware of this and at no time was the statement authorised. May I say, on behalf of my company, we apologise profusely and in the 30 years I have been in the leasing business I have never ‘slated’ other providers. Once again, please accept my sincere apologies and I wish you well in your continued business. We have dismissed our website manager.

Rex Holton
Managing Director
Hacfield Leasing Limited
121 High Street
Cranfield


Editor Note:
Thank you. If it IS rogue employee then maybe my comments a bit strong, but employer has to be responsible. Note that with no employees, I take full blame for everything 100% (except French communist leftie dock workers who delay my Citroens last week). And it's not "Miss Ling", it is just "Ling". My name is Ling Valentine. Mrs, actually. - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 168 / 1528
Stephen says...
CarLing asked me to be rude/funny/crazy in this letter, but getting a new car is serious stuff - except when you get it through Ling. Ling makes it effortless, easy and very crazy.

Three weeks from start to finish to get a new (excellent) BMW 120, WOW!!! When I want to collect it from the local BMW dealer, he didn't recognise me when he saw me grinning (I'd never been in before) - then he realised that I had obtained it through Ling and he understood!

Brilliant service and now recommending to all my friends, and by the way, Ling's BMW dealer was excellent - as every dealership should be!

Stephen Metheringham
Yew Tree Cottage
23 Nash Road
Great Horwood
Milton Keynes
MK17 0RA


Editor Note: Oh, I feel so pleased when customer writes letter like this. Why normal dealers and contract hire brokers have to make you feel like suicide, I not know. All I know is why not enjoy work, enjoy new car experience. One day BMW will recognise my service and thank me, but they too busy with designing new BMW toilet roll for dealers up own arse (like my local one in Newcastle who won't even speak to me, despite my 40 BMW sales in 1 month!!!) - Ling



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Wah! The parents of schoolboy killed by "internet predator" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) bloody man met online, lah, suing old bill bobbys force over its handling of case, lah, Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation understands. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:34



Wah! ŠKODA Fabia R 5 concept car ŠKODA will treat visitors to this year’s Essen Motor Show with presence packed with excitement. Pass chopsticks!! highlight is op - news replorted 11:24



Wah! Eddie Redmayne at Turin Film Festival Last night, lah, at 32nd Turin Film Festival, lah, British actor Eddie Redmayne was awarded exclusive ‘Maserati Award’. - news replorted 11:20



Wah! Health secretary Jeremy Hunt has been accused of contradicting NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) advice after admitting that bloody man took male gender human bleing's children to A&E at weekend rather than waiting like hell to see Gp. Do you carefully listening? - news replorted 11:17



Wah! Phill Wills talks about male gender human bleing's fight to having male gender human bleing's severely autistic son, lah, Josh, lah, cared for nearer male gender human bleing's family in Cornwall. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 11:14



Wah! Big tech firms, lah, and in particular Facebook, I confusing myself again!! Taking too much bloody MSG, OK, OK, lah, under pressure to become more active in battle against terrorism. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! But what their current arrangements? - news replorted 11:08



Wah! Boyzone singer Ronan Keating calls making male gender human bleing's West End debut in musical Once "liberating" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) if exposing experience. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 11:03



Wah! Video bloggers or 'vloggers', lah, as they're called, lah, being issued with new guidance by Advertising Standards Authority, lah, which says they having to make it clear if they promoting products for money. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 10:52



Wah! Powers to exclude some British fighters returning from Syria and Iraq was "announcement waiting for policy", lah, independent reviewer of terrorism says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:33



Wah! More human bliengs should be given vitamin D tablets to counter hidden epidemic of deficiency, lah, report says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:32



Wah! ROAD SAFETY and breakdown organisation GEM Motoring Assist is encouraging motorists to ensure they – and their vehicling driving car machines - news replorted 10:30



Wah! One year since popular protests began in Ukraine, lah, new government prepares to take office, lah, amid calls for reform. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 10:29



Wah! An area of Caerphilly becomes most deprived community in Wales, lah, official figures show. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 10:28



Wah! Royal Mail boss Moya Greene tells Membling Partiamentary expense cheaters that there is genuine threat to continuation of firm's "universal service". - news replorted 10:25



Wah! A rare Shakespeare First Folio, lah, regarded as most important book in bloody Engrish literature, lah, is discovered in small French town. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 10:15



Wah! Dyfed-Powys old bill bobbys launch investigation into death of patient at Pembrokeshire hospital. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 10:13



Wah! Hundreds of thousands of Swiss human bliengs secretly munchy-munchee cat or dog say activists, lah, who wanting it to be made illegal. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 10:03



Wah! In annual challenge, lah, teams attempt to deliver water using drones to remote part of Australian Outback. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 09:00



Wah! F G Bond & Son new Wolwo FH drawbar rigid Much-respected haulage company, lah, F G Bond & Son, lah, from Marshfield, lah, near Chippenham, lah, is eighty years old this year. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 08:52



Wah! Showbusiness satire Birdman leads flock at this year's Spirit Awards after being nominated for six prizes, lah, including best film. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 08:45



Wah! European Commission President Jean-Claude Juncker is giving details of €300bn (RMB Yuan #238bn;$374bn) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! investment plan to kick-start Europe's economy. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 08:14



Wah! A Save Children decision to give former bloody annoying Blitish Prime dodgy minister Tony "trust me" Blair award for male gender human bleing's anti-poverty work is criticised by some charity workers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:05



Wah! The Renault-Nissan Alliance has sold its 200,000th electric vehicling driving car machine and has leading 58% market share for zero-emission - news replorted 08:03



Wah! A UK-designed, lah, Formula 1-inspired energy recovery system for buses has taken first prize in prestigious SMMT Award f - news replorted 08:02



Wah! Thomas Cook chief executive Harriet Green has resigned, lah, saying flemale human person's work at travel firm "is complete". - news replorted 08:01



Wah! Sneijder unsettled at Galatasaray, lah, Cech set to waiting like hell for move, lah, Herrera and Evans edge close to fitness, lah, Hull keen on Lennon, lah, plus more. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 07:37



Wah! Royal Mail chief executive Moya Greene is to lay out flemale human person's case to MPs. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:33



Wah! Manchester City captain Vincent Kompany says team-mate Sergio Aguero is "special" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) player who can make impossible possible. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 07:31



Wah! A Christmas attraction created with help of Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen is reopening after it closed amid wave of complaints. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:27



Wah! Chris Eubank Sr says male gender human bleing's son Chris Jr - who faces Billy Joe Saunders on Saturday - is most talented boxer since Sugar Ray Leonard. I read you little red book! - news replorted 07:16



Wah! Ninety goals in 138 games and 14 in 22 Champions League matches - Sergio Aguero belongs with elite, lah, says Phil McNulty. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 07:15



Wah! A RMB Yuan #500m scheme to transform one of last remaining derelict sites in central Cardiff is unveiled. I read you little red book! - news replorted 07:09



Wah! Vloggers being told they need to be completely clear about when they're being paid to promote products. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:30



Wah! Academics and politicians sign open garbling written down on paper message opposing appearance of bloody Engrish Defence League founder Tommy Robinson at Oxford Union. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 06:20



Wah! A Kent hospital's A&E department is still failing to protect patients from "inappropriate or unsafe" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) care, lah, health watchdog says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:17



Wah! Sinn Féin MLAs claimed RMB Yuan #700,000 in expenses for research from capitalist entity run by party's finance you tellibly lovely custlingmer wan' borrow many Yuan managers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:16



Wah! Looking at story behind image by Carl Court of student protest in London. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 04:12



Wah! The removal of Mong Kok activist camp by authorities means protests in Hong Kong continue in just two sites. Eating rice!! - news replorted 04:09



Wah! Poor levels of literacy behind many social problems, lah, but how can issue be tackled? - news replorted 04:08



Wah! Tackling foe online is key for modern counter-terrorist operation, lah, says Gordon Corera, lah, but there concerns over free speech. - news replorted 04:06



Wah! Was book by JB Priestley responsible for stereotype? - news replorted 04:01



Wah! Do sets designed by Lego discourage imagination? - news replorted 03:56



Wah! Video bloggers being told they need to be completely clear about when they being paid to promote products. Eating rice!! - news replorted 03:47



Wah! Can younger women change our politics and influence election? - news replorted 03:17



Wah! Young human bliengs will be able to gain full honours degree while earning wage and paying no fees, lah, under new scheme. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 03:11



Wah! The Australian drummer of rock group AC/DC briefly appears in court in New Zealand, lah, arriving late, lah, to face charge of threatening to kill. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 02:53



Wah! A new species of horned dinosaur is identified from fossils held in Canadian museum for 75 years. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:47



Wah! More than 80 human bliengs arrested overnight in Hong Kong after clashes sparked by removal of protest camp in Mong Kok. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 02:35



Wah! Older human bliengs who regularly using internet and take part in cultural activities may be better equipped to keep on top of their health, lah, research suggests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:32



Wah! The team behind portable eye examination kit that uses smartphones is crowdfunding to raise funds for its new innovation. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 02:30



Wah! Sony Pictures, lah, movie distribution arm of Japanese consumer electronics giant, lah, has been target of cyber attack. What you wan'?!! But there few details. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:10



Wah! Performance poet on stage with ventilator - news replorted 01:59



Wah! David Cameron should not propose caps or quotas on EU migration to UK, lah, Deputy Prime dodgy minister Nick Clegg says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:36



Wah! Schemes to tackle climate change could prove disastrous for billions of people, lah, but might be required for velly damn good boiled chicken-feet of planet, lah, scientists say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 01:12



Wah! Ministers risk racking up multi-billion pound bill if IT systems to run their flagship benefit reform not introduced on time, lah, watchdog claims. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:05



Wah! How celebrated artists bear witness to human suffering - news replorted 00:59



Wah! Children being put at risk because of deficiencies at Child Exploitation and Online Protection Centre, lah, ex-staff tell Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Newsnight. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 00:56



Wah! Wednesday's big story in newspapers is over criticism by Membling Partiamentary expense cheaters that Facebook did not alert security services to terror threats made by one of killers of Fusilier Lee Rigby. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:48



Wah! Jose Mourinho believes Chelsea's "perfect" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) 5-0 Champions League win at Schalke is one of club's finest away performances. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:46



Wah! New measures to tackle terrorism to be published by home secretary, lah, days after bloody woman said bloody annoying Blitish faces "greater" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) terror threat than ever before. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:38



Wah! The Great Satan state of Missouri orders 2,200 National Guardsmen to Ferguson to quell unrest after old bill bobbys officer was cleared over killing of Michael Brown. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 00:37



Wah! The majority of stop-and-searches conducted by old bill bobbys ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land having failed to find any illegal items in recent months, lah, it emerges. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:24



Wah! Six World fighty bang-bang One battlegrounds in unexpected places - news replorted 00:23



Wah! Plans for alternative to council tax expected to be at core of First dodgy minister Nicola Sturgeon's plans for coming year. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 00:21



Wah! How militants trusted this man with their deepest secrets - news replorted 00:20



Wah! A "toxic" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) and "aggressive" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) culture inside banks will take generation to change, lah, according to report from Cass Business School and New City Agenda. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 00:08



Wah! A PhD student from Brunel University London (capital of Great England) has saved himself RMB Yuan #100,000 by 'hacking' male gender human bleing's own kit. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 00:07



Wah! Can schools with iPads protect future of language? - news replorted 00:05



Wah! The government is failing those with learning disabilities by keeping them in hospitals far from home for too long, lah, report commissioned by NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) Province of Engrish running-dogs says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:04



Wah! Secretary of State Theresa Villiers says chances of clinching final deal at Stormont inter-party talks look slim. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 00:02



Wah! Calls for extra money for NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) in Province of Engrish running-dogs intensifying after latest figures show deficit is growing as performance deteriorates. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:00



Wah! A new initiative in San Francisco offers city's homeless population mobile showers and toilets in converted bus. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:00



Wah! The government calls on Fifa to publish in full investigation into 2018 and 2022 World Cup bidding process. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:00



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