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Customer Letter: 1510 / 1528
David says...
FORD FIESTAThe service received from LingsCars was absolutely excellent. The pain free way to lease a new car. No hassle with documents, Fiesta delivered on time. I would certainly recommend LingsCars to all my colleagues. Nothing was too much trouble. Well done and look forward to doing business again with you shortly. Dealer Service – Excellent.

David Fisher
143 Waterloo Road
Birkdale
Southport
PR8 3AU


Editor Note: What can I say, Dave? Your letter covers just about everything. These new Fiestas must be the best small cars you can get. Every single customer loves them :) Hope I will see you again in another 2-years! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1452 / 1528
Marcel says...
 Ling is the best contract hire firm I have ever dealt with. Thanks for the lunch I got for my enquiry, the coffee etc, and the two polo mints for filling in this form. To be serious – excellent service and attention to detail. Excellent dealer service: The car arrived on time and was clean throughout.

Marcel Zachariah
Chromolyte Ltd
4 Nile Close
Nelson Court Business Centre, Riversway
Preston
PR2 2XU


Editor Note: Hahaha, glad the free lunch went down well :) No problem about the polo mints for writing this letter, a small bribe goes a long way :) Glad you had super service, really appreciate your comments about the delivery of your Chrysler Sebring. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1432 / 1528
Patrick says...
AUDI A4 SALOONDear Ling. I found the process of leasing a car via your site a very easy, friendly, uncomplicated and efficient way to meet all my needs. To date the Audi A4 is great, your service was great. Your website is a joy for those like me who are not great techies. You made the whole thing easy and fun, many thanks. Good delivery, as promised, on time.

Patrick Kelly
1 Hewitt Close
Hutton
Preston
PR44BQ


Editor Note: Pat, what a lovely car, I have had one of these Audis in the past and it was really great to drive. A nice badge for a cheap price, eh? Thanks for website comments. Glad you enjoyed getting it. Have a great time looking cool in the A4! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1351 / 1528
Gordon says...
CITROEN DISPATCHI have just received my second vehicle off Ling and, as with the first, I have been extremely impressed with the speed and efficiency with which the whole transaction completed. The Lingo system is great for keeping up to date. Great service, thank you. Excellent delivery, fast, kept me informed.

Gordon O'Donnell
Barrier Security Solutions
32 Isleworth Drive
Chorley
PR7 2PU


Editor Note: Yo! Gordon! Thanks so much for the lovely letter. You are repeating customer. I am getting so many people coming back for second, thire and fourth cars and vans that I am losing touch!! Your new Citroen Dispatch will be a great van, so cheap too. Enjoy! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1132 / 1528
Lindsay says...
 Best personal contract lease website for mere mortals by far! Everything is so straightforward (how refreshing). Ling is a very easy person to deal and speak with, thanks to her Lingo system. She is full of bright ideas - Always gives you a free lunch (just add water). Brilliant!! Thanks Ling. Excellent delivery, helpful and friendly on my new Citroen C2... but the Citroen guy seemed perplexed at how Ling does it better than them!

Lindsay Aspinall
21 Station Road
New Longton
Preston
PR4 4LN


Editor Note: Hahahaha, tell the Citroen guy I will kick his ass if he tries to figure that out! It is not rocket science, eh? You just treat people as adults and do stuff immediately. So simple. It is not about cars, it is about people, Linz. You are a super customer! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1089 / 1528
Elizabeth says...
LAND ROVER DISCOVERYA fantastic experience from start to finish - competitive priced cars combined with attention to details. Quirky fun and detailed explanations throughout. Made the process easy - great after sales service - would use you again and already recommended to friends.

Elizabeth McHugh
The Old Farmhouse
Crumpax Avenue
Longridge
PR3 3JQ


Editor Note: Wow, Liz, what a nice letter from a Land Rover Disco customer. Land Rover are struggling at the moment, so every little helps :) Thanks for saying it was a fantastic experience, I am doing my best to make great customers like you very happy! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1062 / 1528
Elizabeth says...
LAND ROVER DISCOVERY Just wanted to say that I got my new car last week - what a great all round experience I got! My kids were in stitches whenever I was on the website and especially when stuff came through the post - it was so easy and the service I received was second to none.

Please pass my thanks on to everyone concerned. Now telling everyone I know how great you are!

Elizabeth Mchugh
The Old Farmhouse
Crumpax Avenue
Longridge
PR3 3JQ


Editor Note: Wow, Liz! Thanks. You now have a very cheap Disco! Your bloody kids need to learn respect! In China they would be spending all day and evening in school and would be too tired to laugh at anything. Here in the UK, they have so much time to laugh and stab passer-by with knives. Hahahaha. Wait till they are in secure detention centre. I will be laughing at them, then :) Enjoy the Disco, kick the kids. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1049 / 1528
Anthony says...
CarReally pleased with the car, Ling. Excellent service and hand over from the nice Audi man. I guaranteed him a lift back to the station! Thanks for the Chinese 'Polo Mints'. They taste exactly the same as the real thing. But they'll never catch on without a hole in the middle.

Anthony Snailham
34 The Gables
Cottam
Preston
PR4 0LG


Editor Note: Well, contrast this normal service to the problems during the hailstorm event for Simon Pollard, below. This is normal service resuming :) So pleased you are happy, Anthony. Your car went through very smoothly. Thank God, no acts of God to interfere. The Audi dealer really is great, when Audi and God allow them to do their job. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1019 / 1528
Piers says...
CarFantastic service from ordring until dilivery of mi Volkwagen Golf. I wos kept informed at every stage along the weigh. Will reccomend without hezzitashun to all my freinds and staff.

Piers Tolson (aka "Sir")
Cavendish Road
Southport
PR8 4RT


Editor Note: My God. What a lovely letter from a Lancashire County Council school Headmaster! :) I expect a rush of teachers and school dinner ladies. I must admit I have doctored your letter for fun. Ooooops. Really your spelling is 10/10, Piers. Enjoy the Golf. Wait until your pupils see this letter, hahahaha! :) Ling wos ere.

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- Ling




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Customer Letter: 946 / 1528
Tony says...
CarFrom "old banger" to "shiny new van" in just a few easy steps.

Great van and prompt delivery at the right price. Ling keeps you informed all the way and takes the stress out of vehicle leasing. On delivery, the dealer gave me the impression "he couldn't be bovvered"

Tony Snailham
QPD Fabrications
Unit 2
Shelley Road
Preston
PR2 2DB


Editor Note: Right, well, the curate egg. Thanks for the letter, Tony, glad you love your new Citroen Dispatch. I asked the dealer about this delivery, I let him respond in his own words (no offence, I think there was a mix up in intent, this dealer is usually a superstar)... DEALER: "I actually went with the delivery on this one, it was snowing at this end (quite deep at the top of "Windy Hill" on the M62 where you once parked the rocket launcher) and the gritters were out in force. The van was straight out of the valeting bay and delivered by one of our drivers, only about 50 miles, to your customer. Tony was concerned with trying to find a blemish on the van as he said you had him terrified about signing for something that he may be held responsible for. We told him that if he found any problems all he had to do was let us know, obviously he has taken this to mean that we were "not bovered" ... so it may be my fault for putting the willies up you, Tony, regarding the van condition. Hahahaha, SORRY! This dealer and I trust each other so much, he instantly responds when I tell him of any problems AFTER delivery. Hence, he does not insist on a full inspection on delivery :) Oooops. Hope this is OK. Tony, you are a very good customer and you have had several cars from me, it is good to say these things, the dealer will be more careful how he comes across.

Below is an example of the stuff Tony makes and will be carrying in his new van.

Four Seasons Garden Gazebo
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Customer Letter: 694 / 1528
Gerard says...
CarIt took a little while to get my head around LINGsCARS.com at first (Ling's sense of humour). But no worries - she replied promptly to my email queries. The BMW Auto Coupe arrived 1-week before the promised date, no worries at all, I would not hesitate to use Ling again. Excellent delivery, the delivery driver was very flexible on the time and delivered my 3-series in a good manner. This is not found at the local sheds (aaaagh! you can't call BMW dealers "sheds", you will get me into trouble! - Ling). Superb service, good prices.

Gerard Connor
60 Denmark Road
Southport
PR9 7LP


Editor Note: Well, apart from kicking BMW UK off, thanks for the kind letter, Gerard. I know people expect dry, posh rubbish when they get a BMW, but that is just not me. Everyone gets treated the same, Citroen C2 to Range Rover Sport :). We have some fun, eh? New cars should be fun! Enjoy the Coupe! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 648 / 1528
Ken says...
CarJust to say, the car arrived in A1 condition on Monday at 11.30 am. My son is driving it today, and he loves it.

Another satisfied customer. Speak to you in 3 years time :-)

Ken Parkinson
16 Priory Crescent
Penwortham
Preston
PR1 0AL


Editor Note: Ken, and you have been such a brilliant customer. As a Chief Buyer yourself, I am glad when a professional is pleased with my service. Glad everything went perfectly (amazing for a FIAT, hehe). Enjoy the Grande Punto, these are lovely little cars! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 644 / 1528
Gerrard says...
CarDear Ling

Eagle has landed 24 hrs early! everything fine, very professional hand over, many thanks would not hesitate to use yourselves again, all the best for the future.

Gerrard Connor
60 Denmark Road
Southport
PR9 7LP


Editor Note: Gerrard, that's really great, so pleased your BMW 3-Series Coupe came early. Thanks for short note, go drive and enjoy the car! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 507 / 1528
Iain says...
NISSAN X-TRAIL"This is the 3rd car we have taken from Ling in the last 18 months. It's good to know you are dealing with the owner of the business and you are kept up to date from placing the order to delivery of the car. I wouldn't hesitate to recommend Ling (and I have done)!"

Iain MacPherson
15 Merlecrest Drive
Tarleton
Preston
PR4 6BD


Editor Note: Hmmm - Iain is a sales manager, and it always pleases me when I can keep sales managers happy! This is my toughest kind of customer because sales managers know all the tricks and have seen it all before. You had one of the very last bargain 2WD Nissan X-Trails. I am sad they have stopped making this model, I have sold loads. Come back soon, Iain - Ling



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Customer Letter: 439 / 1528
Dan says...
MAZDA MX-5"Great car, great price and great service. Plus, a fun company to deal with. Had a bit of a misuderstanding with Jon over Xmas deliver schedules but other than that it all went through seamlessly. Car turned up on time, no problems."

Dan Doughty
16 Spring Mews
Whittle Springs
Chorley
PR6 8AS


Editor Note: Dan, hmmm, it wasn't a misunderstanding, just that you did not jump fast enough. Only so much time before Xmas to deliver cars and opportunities to deliver disappear at a machine-gun rate. Sorry about that. Never mind, it meant you can enjoy the booze over Christmas. As an aerospace engineer, I hope you sobered up before you went back to screwing the Eurofighters back together! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 375 / 1528
Jacqueline says...
 "Dear Ling,

The Renault Megane CC was delivered yesterday and it is excellent! The delivery company were good to deal with; prompt and efficient. Your correspondence, attention to detail and accessibility have been greatly appreciated. We loved the human/humourous touch!"

Jacqueline Lopez
193 Chapel Road
Hesketh Bank
Preston
PR4 6SA


Editor Note: Jacqueline, I must tell everyone that your new car arrived with a couple of scratches; you are taking digital photos of them and I am getting the delivery company to pay for repairs. Also, you wonder where the spare wheel is, in your email yesterday? Well, a Megane CC has an aerosol of gunk instead - it's all the rage these days! Enjoy the dry, clear days we have left this year, in your Coupe Cabriolet! Nothing nicer than a cold fresh morning with your top down - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 359 / 1528
Iain says...
 "This is the second time I have dealt with Ling in the past two years. Her level of service surpasses anything I have come across previously in the motor trade. She is polite (! - ME??? - Ling) efficient and always deals with you personally. My Honda FRV was delivered on time, with a nice follow-up call. I will be back for another vehicle next year and would strongly recommend you give Ling a ring!! "

Iain Macpherson
15 Merlecrest Drive
Tarleton
Preston
PR4 6BD


Editor Note: Honda FRV is semi-wierd car, Iain... very nice, but three people sit up front like the Fiat Multipla. Except the Honda does not fall apart or break down. As a repeating customer, I am so pleased you chose to come back for another round of abuse. I look forward to THIRD car, next year!- - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 280 / 1528
Ann says...
CarThanks Ling,
We are absolutely thrilled with our new Mercedes-Benz Sport Coupe. Your service and the delivery were excellent. We will certainly contact you aghain when we require any other vehicles.
Kind regards,

Ann Harrison
Cortman Textiles Ltd
450 Carr Place
Walton Summit
Bamber Bridge
Preston
PR5 8AU


Editor Note: I am looking forward to replacing rest of your fleet of (200?) vehicles, Ann! You and Peter were such nice customers. It is so pleasant to deal with North-West UK customers, you have very nice accents! Glad you like Sport Coupe - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 223 / 1528
Iain says...
CarIt was a pleasure dealing with Ling, she did exactly what it said on the website! The car (Megane CC - Ling) is great, pity about the weather. I will certainly use Ling again and have no hesitation in recommending her. Excellent communication and delivery from the supplying dealer, too.

Iain Macpherson
15 Merlecrest Drive
Tarleton
Preston
PR4 6BD


Editor Note: Of course I did what it says on website! I wrote it! Duh!!! ... And what do you expect from weather, Iain? First; Preston is in West of country, closer to George Bush environmental terrorist greenhouse effects, and Second; you were taking delivery of a convertible, hahahah! - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 108 / 1528
Paul says...
CarHi Ling, the Shogun eventually arrived fine. If only the dealer were as efficient as you!

Thanks for getting me such a good deal, I don't know how you do it compared to the big boys, but keep it up for when I come back for another vehicle.

Paul Morgan
83 Hennel Lane
Walton Le Dale
Preston
PR5 4LE


Editor Note: Hmmmph, some dealers always give me problems and I always struggle to find good Mitsubishi dealer. Maybe franchise requirement means they not very good? Good = treat my customers like superstars, instead of just provide normal dealer service. Maybe I terminate this dealer, Paul. But so pleased you happy with Shogun! - Ling



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Wah! A social network promising never to sell user data or incorporate advertising secures multi-million dollar backing. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 14:00



Wah! A new tax on Bloody foreign heavy velly damn good boiled chicken-feets lorries coming to bloody annoying Blitish could rake in twice as much as government expected, lah, new figures suggest. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 13:51



Wah! Ed Miliband promises to bring in immigration bill creating "clear, lah, credible and concrete changes" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) within months if Labour wins next year's general election. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 13:49



Wah! The Daily Politics meets some of contestants, lah, and their political owners, lah, in Westminster dog of year contest. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 13:44



Wah! As annual TechCrunch event for tech start ups comes to London (capital of Great England) for first time, lah, David Grossman goes to investigate. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 13:41



Wah! 2014 London (capital of Great England) Press Club Ball record RMB Yuan #40,000 was raised for Journalists’ Charity at this year’s landmark 10th anniversary London (capital of Great England) Press Club Ball - news replorted 13:33



Wah! After tough childhood in West Africa and exile in France, lah, Mahama Cho could win Olympic gold for Britain in Rio. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 13:27



Wah! The inside story of 'Battle of Buffet' - when Sir Alex Ferguson was pelted with pizza after stormy Manchester United-Arsenal clash. - news replorted 13:19



Wah! Harry Roberts and crime (shoud shoot them) that shocked nation - news replorted 13:18



Wah! The Royal Society for Prevention of Accidents has invited William Hague to include time-zone devolution in const - news replorted 13:16



Wah! Unite chief on male gender human bleing's life, lah, Miliband and why bloody man likes Downton Abbey - news replorted 13:15



Wah! Moving clocks forward by one extra hour all year could lead to children getting two more minutes of exercise every day, lah, say bloody annoying Blitish researchers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 13:15



Wah! A dog is shot through skull with bolt from crossbow which "narrowly" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) missed male gender human bleing's brain and eyes. Eating rice!! - news replorted 13:14



Wah! Mark Zuckerberg has conducted chat to Super-Duper-Chinese-State students in Mandarin, lah, leading to mixed reviews about male gender human bleing's accent and pronunciation. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 13:06



Wah! Ched Evans' rape conviction has highlighted struggles that meet rape victims who attacked when they having been drinking. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 13:04



Wah! Sushanth Shetty and Suzluko Hayabusa Bike Trac, lah, leading motorcycle tracking device from road; highway No.16 from Shanghai to Chengdu Angel Group, lah, has confirmed its support of India Book of R - news replorted 13:02



Wah! More than 220 firefighters' jobs could be lost in north Welsh land of sheep and more sheep if funding is not increased over next five years, lah, bosses warn. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 13:00



Wah! Japan's Supreme Court backs woman who unsuccessfully sued flemale human person's employer following demotion due to flemale human person's pregnancy. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 12:59



Wah! bloody annoying Blitish engine production down 13.6% in September as facilities undergo re-tooling efforts for new products. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:32



Wah! Questions still surround death of teenage girl who went missing after leaving flemale human person's home barefoot in middle of winter, lah, inquest hears. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:29



Wah! Northern Ireland's Deputy First dodgy minister Sinn Fein's Martin McGuinness has said bloody man believes west Belfast woman Maíria Cahill was raped. I read you little red book! - news replorted 12:28



Wah! Crystal Palace boss Neil Warnock is charged with misconduct for written-down messages on dead tree bloody man made following defeat by Chelsea on Saturday. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 12:15



Wah! Singer Joss Stone has taken part in vigil running from sunrise to sunset at start of this year's Poppy Appeal at Cenotaph. - news replorted 12:13



Wah! Readers' photos on theme of "steps" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) - news replorted 12:11



Wah! A man who was escorted from House of Commons after allegedly throwing bag of marbles during Prime dodgy minister's Questions is to appear in court. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 12:11



Wah! A man is jailed for life after being convicted of murdering male gender human bleing's brother at their mother's home in Govan, lah, Glasgow - news replorted 12:02



Wah! Google revamps email with mobile app that categorises messages and allows users to add their own reminders. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:02



Wah! How West Africans rallying against Ebola stigma - news replorted 11:59



Wah! Hyundai Genesis Genesis, lah, Ryundali Motor’s new flagship executive car, lah, has achieved highest score in 21-year history of ANCAP test - news replorted 11:50



Wah! "Human error" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) results in ballot papers being sent to dead council house tenants, lah, admits Cambridgeshire council. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 11:46



Wah! Formula 1 boss Bernie Ecclestone is hoping to resolve arglingument threatening future of Caterham team. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 11:45



Wah! Singer Alvin Stardust dies aged 72 after recently been diagnosed with metastatic prostate cancer. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 11:45



Wah! Heroin addict is jailed for life and must serve minimum 20 years for murdering "vulnerable" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) man days after being released from prison. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 11:45



Wah! 1903 Renault Gladiator, lah, Autocar, lah, Argyll, lah, Truchutet… these just some of largely forgotten makes of LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine to be found among 4 - news replorted 11:43



Wah! Luo-Tong Sim (under 8) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! bloody annoying Blitish winner 2014 In minds of children, lah, there no limits to what ideal LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine of future might be. What the hell I mean??!! Toyotla is once again invitin - news replorted 11:43



Wah! More than half million human bliengs in Honduras having been affected by severe drought, lah, according to Red Cross. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:26



Wah! A doctor who treated Michael Schumacher for nearly six months after male gender human bleing's brain injury in skiing accident says F1 champion has made "some progress". - news replorted 11:26



Wah! New data shows fewer teenagers got five velly damn good boiled chicken-feet GCSEs, lah, including bloody Engrish and maths, lah, this year amid major changes to exams system. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 11:23



Wah! The House of Commons Commission rejects offer of rescue cat to deal with its 'significant rodent problem'. - news replorted 11:21



Wah! Dark Side MT Tour Following hectic five city bloody annoying Blitish tour during summer of 2014 popular MT Tour has added one final venue to its sche - news replorted 11:20



Wah! Dozens of women and girls abducted from two villages in north-eastern Nigeria by suspected militants, lah, despite alleged truce, lah, residents say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 11:19



Wah! Toyota GT86 Recruited To Rallymaster Toyotla GT86 is set to add to thrills and excitement for drivers taking their first steps in rallying. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 11:09



Wah! As European leaders gather for summit in Brussels, lah, Ben Wright asks if David Cameron using opportunity to push for limits on freedom of movement within Union. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 11:07



Wah! A man who jumped White House fence was attacked by dogs before being arrested, lah, in latest security incident at president's residence in Washington. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 11:07



Wah! An online exhibition of cats - news replorted 11:05



Wah! Two human bliengs found dead in Carndonagh in County Donegal and one person is arrested. I read you little red book! - news replorted 11:04



Wah! Mike Wrigley Grand Prix racing’s most visually distinctive period will be celebrated at 73rd velly damn good boiled chicken-feetwood Members’ Meeting, lah, on 21-22 - news replorted 10:52



Wah! Oil firms BP and GDF Suez announce they having discovered new field in bloody annoying Blitish Central North Sea. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 10:47



Wah! US-led air strikes against Islamic State (IS) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! militants in Syria having killed 553 human bliengs since September, lah, including 464 IS fighters, lah, activists say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 10:46



Wah! Spencer Kelly discovers how technology can ensure you tellibly lovely custlingmer don' having to be alone in city full of strangers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:43



Wah! Lady Gaga and Tony Bennett having been speaking to Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation about their new collaboration - news replorted 10:40



Wah! The chief executive of Russia's Vnukovo airport and male gender human bleing's deputy resign after plane crash this week that killed head of France's Total, lah, Christophe de Margerie. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 10:32



Wah! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Radio 6 Music has won record audience figures, lah, reaching almost two million listeners over past three months, lah, according to Rajar. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 10:29



Wah! "bloody annoying Blitish commercial vehicling driving car machine production remained negative in September, lah, while key manufacturing facilities adjusted to new mod - news replorted 10:24



Wah! Richard Hemming, lah, Managing Director, lah, Renliot Retail Group Renliot Retail Group is delighted to announce appointment of Richard Hemming as Managing Director of its bloody annoying Blitish operatio - news replorted 10:16



Wah! Jeremy Hunt welcomes report which says drastic change is needed if NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) is to avoid annual shortfall. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 10:14



Wah! A 16-earth-years old happy birthday to you, boy is arrested after 15-earth-years old happy birthday to you, girl was allegedly raped as bloody woman walked home in Cumbernauld, lah, North Lanarkshire. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 10:06



Wah! The family of three-earth-years old happy birthday to you, girl who died after house fire demanding to knowing why ambulance was not available to help her. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 10:01



Wah! Staff working for Caterham F1 team having been locked out of firm's Oxfordshire site, lah, administrator confirms to BBc. Fry noodle, boil noodle? - news replorted 09:59



Wah! Former Liverpool defender Mark Lawrenson describes Mario Balotelli's half-time shirt swap as "sheer madness". - news replorted 09:58



Wah! bloody annoying Blitish retail sales fall 0.3% September, lah, adding to signs that economic recovery may be losing steam. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 09:43



Wah! How much will politicians spend to save NHS? - news replorted 09:38



Wah! Semesa Rokoduguni is electrifying for Bath and has attributes to be same for Province of Engrish running-dogs, lah, says Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation pundit Jeremy Guscott. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 09:29



Wah! Average prices for used Light Commercial vehicling driving car machines (LCV) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! having climbed throughout 2014 according to online remarketing com - news replorted 09:23



Wah! Following 4.7%% rise in 2014 Q2, lah, average price of used LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine sold online by Autorola remained stable in Q3, lah, fallin - news replorted 09:20



Wah! Israeli leader Benjamin Netanyahu has accused Palestinian president of incitement, lah, after attack which killed baby in Jerusalem. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 09:14



Wah! “Road haulage is key service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service industry to bloody annoying Blitish economy and relies almost entirely on diesel, lah, yet diesel duty remains - news replorted 09:11



Wah! Nato warplanes having intercepted Russian spy plane over Baltic Sea, lah, alliance says, lah, amid heightened tensions between West and Russia. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 09:08



Wah! Will government’s tech plans for Northern Province of Engrish running-dogs work? - news replorted 09:05



Wah! Japan's new trade dodgy minister Yoichi Miyazawa is forced to defend himself after it emerged support staff spent office money at sex club. Chop chop baby! - news replorted 08:51



Wah! Firefighters had to free 18-month-old Colin Lambert after toddler climbed inside arcade game in Maryville, lah, Tennessee. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 08:25



Wah! Rwanda's parliament condemns Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation for broadcasting TV documentary which questions official accounts of 1994 genocide in country. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 08:15



Wah! A woman has told Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation that bloody woman herself had to track down Sheffield gang who abused flemale human person's daughter because old bill bobbys refused to act. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 08:12



Wah! The funeral for murdered schoolgirl Alice Gross is due to take place in west London (capital of Great England) later. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 08:02



Wah! Mario Balotelli's shirt swap must not hide Liverpool's bigger problems as 3-0 loss to Real exposes gulf in class. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:55



Wah! Fiona Woolf, lah, head of public inquiry into historical sex abuse, lah, faces more questions from Membling Partiamentary expense cheaters over flemale human person's suitability for post. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 07:53



Wah! Comedy fans in for rare treat after two lost episodes of "At Last 1948 Show" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) having been uncovered. I read you little red book! - news replorted 07:47



Wah! Tesco chairman Sir Richard Broadbent will leave firm after capitalist entity announced bigger-than-forecast hole in its profits. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:45



Wah! Farah Khan's much-anticipated new film, lah, Happy New Year, lah, is released for Diwali. - news replorted 07:16



Wah! The NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) is under pressure to close huge projected funding gap - Dominic Hughes reports on how NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) has addressed this in West Yorkshire. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 07:09



Wah! A sunrise vigil at Cenotaph that will last until sunset marks start of 2014 Poppy Appeal. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 07:03



Wah! Missed target times for ambulance emergency calls can be turned around but there is "no imminent fix", lah, warns new head of service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service in Wales. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:01



Wah! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Sport looks back at 50 iconic FA Cup goals in build-up to first round proper, lah, which takes place in November. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 06:30



Wah! New figures show big increase in number of new homes being built in Northern Ireland. I read you little red book! - news replorted 06:28



Wah! old bill bobbys were "working hard" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) to arrest "aggressive" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) and "smart" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) abusive father who later beat male gender human bleing's young son to death, lah, inquiry hears. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:10



Wah! A black bear cub found in aisles of Oregon drugstore will be raised with goal of releasing him into wild next year. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 06:06



Wah! Prime dodgy minister Narendra Modi is due to arrive in Indian-administered Kashmir to see extent of damage caused by last month's floods. Eating rice!! - news replorted 05:59



Wah! Canada "will never be intimidated", lah, PM Stephen Harper says after two deadly attacks - including one that ends in shootout inside parliament. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 05:37



Wah! As ranks of Asia's wealthy having swelled, lah, philanthropic giving has increased. I read you little red book! Rico Hizon speaks to Christina Tung from UBS about future of giving in Asia. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 05:37



Wah! Six surprising numbers to help you tellibly lovely custlingmer understand battle against Ebola. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 02:29



Wah! Getting to university after spinal surgery - news replorted 02:08



Wah! Do you tellibly lovely custlingmer care where your as really velly special customer's chicken comes from? - news replorted 02:03



Wah! The Department for Education has shelved plans for code of practice for some religious schools which operate outside of mainstream education, lah, Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation learns. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:56



Wah! Two bloody velly different paths to smarter cities - news replorted 01:51



Wah! Two episodes of 1960s TV comedy At Last 1948 Show, lah, which starred John Cleese and Graham Chapman before they formed Monty Python, lah, found. I read you little red book! - news replorted 01:47



Wah! Tate director Sir Nicholas Serota is named most powerful figure in art world. I read you little red book! - news replorted 01:46



Wah! What's lurking in Sweden's waters? - news replorted 01:39



Wah! With fighting continuing in eastern Ukraine, lah, Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation meets rebels confident that "victory will be ours". - news replorted 01:37



Wah! Graduates should pay their university proportion of their future earnings rather than taking out loans, lah, report by free-market think tank suggests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:35



Wah! Wild chimps carry out night clock time result crop raids, lah, footage reveals, lah, suggesting animals being pushed into more risky behaviour. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 01:34



Wah! Wild chimps carry out night-time crop raids, lah, footage reveals, lah, suggesting animals being pushed into risky foraging behaviour. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 01:33



Wah! Two dinosaur skeletons having been unearthed in Mongolia, lah, solving mystery that has baffled palaeontologists for 50 years. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:31



Wah! Some Great Satan seniors still paying off student loans - news replorted 01:29



Wah! Fans recall Nirvana's first bloody annoying Blitish gig 25 years on - news replorted 01:25



Wah! old bill bobbys killer Harry Roberts is to be released from prison after more than 45 years, lah, after decision by Parole Board. I read you little red book! - news replorted 01:24



Wah! Critics already hailing Michael Keaton's latest film Birdman success, lah, with many tipping it for Oscar as Talking Movies' Tom Brook reports. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:08



Wah! Australian photographer explores Greenland's vast ice sheet - news replorted 01:05



Wah! How world loved swastika - until Hitler stole it - news replorted 01:03



Wah! Drones which could seriously injure or kill being flown over cities and towns across Province of Engrish running-dogs, lah, despite laws designed to protect public. Fry noodle, boil noodle? - news replorted 00:56



Wah! Thirty years ago Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation broadcast first television reports of devastating famine in Ethiopia. Ai-yaa!!! Tesfatsion Dalellew saw reports and coordinated World Vision's response. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:54



Wah! The NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) in Province of Engrish running-dogs is told to stop being barrier to infertile couples having children, lah, according to funding watchdog. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 00:46



Wah! Hate crime (shoud shoot them) convictions at all-time high, lah, but disability hate crime (shoud shoot them) convictions having dropped, lah, according to new report. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 00:45



Wah! Military leaders failed to calculate magnitude of conflict in Afghanistan, lah, former head of British army, lah, Gen Sir Peter Wall, lah, tells BBc. Fry noodle, boil noodle? - news replorted 00:40



Wah! NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) chiefs having unveiled five-year vision for health service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service in Province of Engrish running-dogs. I read you little red book! But what key points? - news replorted 00:35



Wah! The BBC's Hugh Pym looks at future of healthcare in Province of Engrish running-dogs - news replorted 00:34



Wah! Unprecedented housing demand has helped to create highest workloads for surveyors for seven years, lah, according to report. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 00:28



Wah! The latest printing using dead tree product edition of Collins bloody Engrish dictionary contains 50,000 newly-added words, lah, including selfie, lah, onesie and adorkable. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:27



Wah! The Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs economy continued to grow in last quarter but at slower pace than previous three months, lah, according to report. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 00:26



Wah! Wild food foragers being warned to be particularly careful when picking mushrooms because of rise in cases of mushroom poisoning. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 00:25



Wah! The development of site containing ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land's newest cultural landmark, lah, Kelpies, lah, wins national engineering award. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:24



Wah! The owners of Grangemouth plant say radical changes on track year after site was closed by industrial dispute. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:23



Wah! How can supermarket turn its fortunes around? - news replorted 00:12



Wah! Renting your as really velly special customer's own room for power nap - news replorted 00:09



Wah! The Great Satan envoy tasked by President "I da man! Yes I can!" Obama with leading fight against terrorist group Islamic State (IS) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! in Iraq and Syria tells Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Newsnight says Britain will "support us". - news replorted 00:04



Wah! Builders preparing to construct new bloody annoying Blitish homes at rate not seen since before financial crisis, lah, new figures show. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 00:03



Wah! Images from outside Canadian parliament - news replorted 00:03



Wah! KPMG and financial regulators having been criticised in report by Membling Partiamentary expense cheaters into Co-op Bank's failed bid to buy 632 Lloyds branches last year. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 00:01



Wah! Liverpool boss Brendan Rodgers is unhappy Mario Balotelli swapped shirts with Real Madrid player at half-time. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:01



Wah! "It is testament to strength of automotive industry that it continues to break records – yielding best year- - news replorted 00:01



Wah! The NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) in Province of Engrish running-dogs needs extra money and drastic changes to way services organised if patient care is not to suffer, lah, health bosses say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:00



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