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Customer Letter: 1510 / 1528
David says...
FORD FIESTAThe service received from LingsCars was absolutely excellent. The pain free way to lease a new car. No hassle with documents, Fiesta delivered on time. I would certainly recommend LingsCars to all my colleagues. Nothing was too much trouble. Well done and look forward to doing business again with you shortly. Dealer Service – Excellent.

David Fisher
143 Waterloo Road
Birkdale
Southport
PR8 3AU


Editor Note: What can I say, Dave? Your letter covers just about everything. These new Fiestas must be the best small cars you can get. Every single customer loves them :) Hope I will see you again in another 2-years! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1452 / 1528
Marcel says...
 Ling is the best contract hire firm I have ever dealt with. Thanks for the lunch I got for my enquiry, the coffee etc, and the two polo mints for filling in this form. To be serious – excellent service and attention to detail. Excellent dealer service: The car arrived on time and was clean throughout.

Marcel Zachariah
Chromolyte Ltd
4 Nile Close
Nelson Court Business Centre, Riversway
Preston
PR2 2XU


Editor Note: Hahaha, glad the free lunch went down well :) No problem about the polo mints for writing this letter, a small bribe goes a long way :) Glad you had super service, really appreciate your comments about the delivery of your Chrysler Sebring. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1432 / 1528
Patrick says...
AUDI A4 SALOONDear Ling. I found the process of leasing a car via your site a very easy, friendly, uncomplicated and efficient way to meet all my needs. To date the Audi A4 is great, your service was great. Your website is a joy for those like me who are not great techies. You made the whole thing easy and fun, many thanks. Good delivery, as promised, on time.

Patrick Kelly
1 Hewitt Close
Hutton
Preston
PR44BQ


Editor Note: Pat, what a lovely car, I have had one of these Audis in the past and it was really great to drive. A nice badge for a cheap price, eh? Thanks for website comments. Glad you enjoyed getting it. Have a great time looking cool in the A4! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1351 / 1528
Gordon says...
CITROEN DISPATCHI have just received my second vehicle off Ling and, as with the first, I have been extremely impressed with the speed and efficiency with which the whole transaction completed. The Lingo system is great for keeping up to date. Great service, thank you. Excellent delivery, fast, kept me informed.

Gordon O'Donnell
Barrier Security Solutions
32 Isleworth Drive
Chorley
PR7 2PU


Editor Note: Yo! Gordon! Thanks so much for the lovely letter. You are repeating customer. I am getting so many people coming back for second, thire and fourth cars and vans that I am losing touch!! Your new Citroen Dispatch will be a great van, so cheap too. Enjoy! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1132 / 1528
Lindsay says...
 Best personal contract lease website for mere mortals by far! Everything is so straightforward (how refreshing). Ling is a very easy person to deal and speak with, thanks to her Lingo system. She is full of bright ideas - Always gives you a free lunch (just add water). Brilliant!! Thanks Ling. Excellent delivery, helpful and friendly on my new Citroen C2... but the Citroen guy seemed perplexed at how Ling does it better than them!

Lindsay Aspinall
21 Station Road
New Longton
Preston
PR4 4LN


Editor Note: Hahahaha, tell the Citroen guy I will kick his ass if he tries to figure that out! It is not rocket science, eh? You just treat people as adults and do stuff immediately. So simple. It is not about cars, it is about people, Linz. You are a super customer! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1089 / 1528
Elizabeth says...
LAND ROVER DISCOVERYA fantastic experience from start to finish - competitive priced cars combined with attention to details. Quirky fun and detailed explanations throughout. Made the process easy - great after sales service - would use you again and already recommended to friends.

Elizabeth McHugh
The Old Farmhouse
Crumpax Avenue
Longridge
PR3 3JQ


Editor Note: Wow, Liz, what a nice letter from a Land Rover Disco customer. Land Rover are struggling at the moment, so every little helps :) Thanks for saying it was a fantastic experience, I am doing my best to make great customers like you very happy! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1062 / 1528
Elizabeth says...
LAND ROVER DISCOVERY Just wanted to say that I got my new car last week - what a great all round experience I got! My kids were in stitches whenever I was on the website and especially when stuff came through the post - it was so easy and the service I received was second to none.

Please pass my thanks on to everyone concerned. Now telling everyone I know how great you are!

Elizabeth Mchugh
The Old Farmhouse
Crumpax Avenue
Longridge
PR3 3JQ


Editor Note: Wow, Liz! Thanks. You now have a very cheap Disco! Your bloody kids need to learn respect! In China they would be spending all day and evening in school and would be too tired to laugh at anything. Here in the UK, they have so much time to laugh and stab passer-by with knives. Hahahaha. Wait till they are in secure detention centre. I will be laughing at them, then :) Enjoy the Disco, kick the kids. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1049 / 1528
Anthony says...
CarReally pleased with the car, Ling. Excellent service and hand over from the nice Audi man. I guaranteed him a lift back to the station! Thanks for the Chinese 'Polo Mints'. They taste exactly the same as the real thing. But they'll never catch on without a hole in the middle.

Anthony Snailham
34 The Gables
Cottam
Preston
PR4 0LG


Editor Note: Well, contrast this normal service to the problems during the hailstorm event for Simon Pollard, below. This is normal service resuming :) So pleased you are happy, Anthony. Your car went through very smoothly. Thank God, no acts of God to interfere. The Audi dealer really is great, when Audi and God allow them to do their job. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1019 / 1528
Piers says...
CarFantastic service from ordring until dilivery of mi Volkwagen Golf. I wos kept informed at every stage along the weigh. Will reccomend without hezzitashun to all my freinds and staff.

Piers Tolson (aka "Sir")
Cavendish Road
Southport
PR8 4RT


Editor Note: My God. What a lovely letter from a Lancashire County Council school Headmaster! :) I expect a rush of teachers and school dinner ladies. I must admit I have doctored your letter for fun. Ooooops. Really your spelling is 10/10, Piers. Enjoy the Golf. Wait until your pupils see this letter, hahahaha! :) Ling wos ere.

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- Ling




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Customer Letter: 946 / 1528
Tony says...
CarFrom "old banger" to "shiny new van" in just a few easy steps.

Great van and prompt delivery at the right price. Ling keeps you informed all the way and takes the stress out of vehicle leasing. On delivery, the dealer gave me the impression "he couldn't be bovvered"

Tony Snailham
QPD Fabrications
Unit 2
Shelley Road
Preston
PR2 2DB


Editor Note: Right, well, the curate egg. Thanks for the letter, Tony, glad you love your new Citroen Dispatch. I asked the dealer about this delivery, I let him respond in his own words (no offence, I think there was a mix up in intent, this dealer is usually a superstar)... DEALER: "I actually went with the delivery on this one, it was snowing at this end (quite deep at the top of "Windy Hill" on the M62 where you once parked the rocket launcher) and the gritters were out in force. The van was straight out of the valeting bay and delivered by one of our drivers, only about 50 miles, to your customer. Tony was concerned with trying to find a blemish on the van as he said you had him terrified about signing for something that he may be held responsible for. We told him that if he found any problems all he had to do was let us know, obviously he has taken this to mean that we were "not bovered" ... so it may be my fault for putting the willies up you, Tony, regarding the van condition. Hahahaha, SORRY! This dealer and I trust each other so much, he instantly responds when I tell him of any problems AFTER delivery. Hence, he does not insist on a full inspection on delivery :) Oooops. Hope this is OK. Tony, you are a very good customer and you have had several cars from me, it is good to say these things, the dealer will be more careful how he comes across.

Below is an example of the stuff Tony makes and will be carrying in his new van.

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Customer Letter: 694 / 1528
Gerard says...
CarIt took a little while to get my head around LINGsCARS.com at first (Ling's sense of humour). But no worries - she replied promptly to my email queries. The BMW Auto Coupe arrived 1-week before the promised date, no worries at all, I would not hesitate to use Ling again. Excellent delivery, the delivery driver was very flexible on the time and delivered my 3-series in a good manner. This is not found at the local sheds (aaaagh! you can't call BMW dealers "sheds", you will get me into trouble! - Ling). Superb service, good prices.

Gerard Connor
60 Denmark Road
Southport
PR9 7LP


Editor Note: Well, apart from kicking BMW UK off, thanks for the kind letter, Gerard. I know people expect dry, posh rubbish when they get a BMW, but that is just not me. Everyone gets treated the same, Citroen C2 to Range Rover Sport :). We have some fun, eh? New cars should be fun! Enjoy the Coupe! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 648 / 1528
Ken says...
CarJust to say, the car arrived in A1 condition on Monday at 11.30 am. My son is driving it today, and he loves it.

Another satisfied customer. Speak to you in 3 years time :-)

Ken Parkinson
16 Priory Crescent
Penwortham
Preston
PR1 0AL


Editor Note: Ken, and you have been such a brilliant customer. As a Chief Buyer yourself, I am glad when a professional is pleased with my service. Glad everything went perfectly (amazing for a FIAT, hehe). Enjoy the Grande Punto, these are lovely little cars! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 644 / 1528
Gerrard says...
CarDear Ling

Eagle has landed 24 hrs early! everything fine, very professional hand over, many thanks would not hesitate to use yourselves again, all the best for the future.

Gerrard Connor
60 Denmark Road
Southport
PR9 7LP


Editor Note: Gerrard, that's really great, so pleased your BMW 3-Series Coupe came early. Thanks for short note, go drive and enjoy the car! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 507 / 1528
Iain says...
NISSAN X-TRAIL"This is the 3rd car we have taken from Ling in the last 18 months. It's good to know you are dealing with the owner of the business and you are kept up to date from placing the order to delivery of the car. I wouldn't hesitate to recommend Ling (and I have done)!"

Iain MacPherson
15 Merlecrest Drive
Tarleton
Preston
PR4 6BD


Editor Note: Hmmm - Iain is a sales manager, and it always pleases me when I can keep sales managers happy! This is my toughest kind of customer because sales managers know all the tricks and have seen it all before. You had one of the very last bargain 2WD Nissan X-Trails. I am sad they have stopped making this model, I have sold loads. Come back soon, Iain - Ling



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Customer Letter: 439 / 1528
Dan says...
MAZDA MX-5"Great car, great price and great service. Plus, a fun company to deal with. Had a bit of a misuderstanding with Jon over Xmas deliver schedules but other than that it all went through seamlessly. Car turned up on time, no problems."

Dan Doughty
16 Spring Mews
Whittle Springs
Chorley
PR6 8AS


Editor Note: Dan, hmmm, it wasn't a misunderstanding, just that you did not jump fast enough. Only so much time before Xmas to deliver cars and opportunities to deliver disappear at a machine-gun rate. Sorry about that. Never mind, it meant you can enjoy the booze over Christmas. As an aerospace engineer, I hope you sobered up before you went back to screwing the Eurofighters back together! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 375 / 1528
Jacqueline says...
 "Dear Ling,

The Renault Megane CC was delivered yesterday and it is excellent! The delivery company were good to deal with; prompt and efficient. Your correspondence, attention to detail and accessibility have been greatly appreciated. We loved the human/humourous touch!"

Jacqueline Lopez
193 Chapel Road
Hesketh Bank
Preston
PR4 6SA


Editor Note: Jacqueline, I must tell everyone that your new car arrived with a couple of scratches; you are taking digital photos of them and I am getting the delivery company to pay for repairs. Also, you wonder where the spare wheel is, in your email yesterday? Well, a Megane CC has an aerosol of gunk instead - it's all the rage these days! Enjoy the dry, clear days we have left this year, in your Coupe Cabriolet! Nothing nicer than a cold fresh morning with your top down - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 359 / 1528
Iain says...
 "This is the second time I have dealt with Ling in the past two years. Her level of service surpasses anything I have come across previously in the motor trade. She is polite (! - ME??? - Ling) efficient and always deals with you personally. My Honda FRV was delivered on time, with a nice follow-up call. I will be back for another vehicle next year and would strongly recommend you give Ling a ring!! "

Iain Macpherson
15 Merlecrest Drive
Tarleton
Preston
PR4 6BD


Editor Note: Honda FRV is semi-wierd car, Iain... very nice, but three people sit up front like the Fiat Multipla. Except the Honda does not fall apart or break down. As a repeating customer, I am so pleased you chose to come back for another round of abuse. I look forward to THIRD car, next year!- - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 280 / 1528
Ann says...
CarThanks Ling,
We are absolutely thrilled with our new Mercedes-Benz Sport Coupe. Your service and the delivery were excellent. We will certainly contact you aghain when we require any other vehicles.
Kind regards,

Ann Harrison
Cortman Textiles Ltd
450 Carr Place
Walton Summit
Bamber Bridge
Preston
PR5 8AU


Editor Note: I am looking forward to replacing rest of your fleet of (200?) vehicles, Ann! You and Peter were such nice customers. It is so pleasant to deal with North-West UK customers, you have very nice accents! Glad you like Sport Coupe - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 223 / 1528
Iain says...
CarIt was a pleasure dealing with Ling, she did exactly what it said on the website! The car (Megane CC - Ling) is great, pity about the weather. I will certainly use Ling again and have no hesitation in recommending her. Excellent communication and delivery from the supplying dealer, too.

Iain Macpherson
15 Merlecrest Drive
Tarleton
Preston
PR4 6BD


Editor Note: Of course I did what it says on website! I wrote it! Duh!!! ... And what do you expect from weather, Iain? First; Preston is in West of country, closer to George Bush environmental terrorist greenhouse effects, and Second; you were taking delivery of a convertible, hahahah! - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 108 / 1528
Paul says...
CarHi Ling, the Shogun eventually arrived fine. If only the dealer were as efficient as you!

Thanks for getting me such a good deal, I don't know how you do it compared to the big boys, but keep it up for when I come back for another vehicle.

Paul Morgan
83 Hennel Lane
Walton Le Dale
Preston
PR5 4LE


Editor Note: Hmmmph, some dealers always give me problems and I always struggle to find good Mitsubishi dealer. Maybe franchise requirement means they not very good? Good = treat my customers like superstars, instead of just provide normal dealer service. Maybe I terminate this dealer, Paul. But so pleased you happy with Shogun! - Ling



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Wah! McDonald's plans to test all-day breakfast in Us. Eating rice!! Why can't you tellibly lovely custlingmer buy Egg McMuffin after 10:30? - news replorted 12:49



Wah! Thailand's Prime dodgy minister Prayuth Chan-ocha says bloody man has asked for permission to end martial law, lah, replacing it with new curbs. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:46



Wah! Leeds Rhinos captain Kevin Sinfield is to join Championship funny shape ball-game union side Yorkshire Carnegie at end of current funny shape ball-game league season. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 12:43



Wah! The silly kick-kick game Association say they "disappointed" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) Great Britain silly kick-kick game teams will not compete at Rio 2016. - news replorted 12:32



Wah! According to Martha Lane Fox, lah, role internet can play in bloody annoying Blitish should be one of key issues in upcoming election. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 12:30



Wah! A resident from Penarth housing complex has complained that refurbishment has turned male gender human bleing's home into 'Legoland'. - news replorted 12:26



Wah! A fifth-storey hospital window falls on woman in London (capital of Great England) Bridge area during high winds. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:19



Wah! Chichester Festival Theatre is to lose both its artistic director Jonathan Church and executive director Alan Finch at end of September 2016. - news replorted 12:19



Wah! Poorer children 'have smaller brains' than their more prosperous counterparts, lah, researchers from California having found. I read you little red book! - news replorted 12:18



Wah! Amelia Jones's mother says bloody woman was shocked when flemale human person's accused father said bloody man did not 'hold grudges against baby'. - news replorted 12:09



Wah! France's Senate rejects planned 2013 law penalising human bliengs who pay for sex and decides to maintain offence of soliciting. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 12:09



Wah! The 2015 Bonhams London (capital of Great England) to Brighton Veteran LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine Run In recognition of large number of American automobiles regularly taking part in annual Veteran LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine Run, lah, this yea - news replorted 12:02



Wah! Mazda’s all-new MX-5 to debut at velly damn good boiled chicken-feetwood Festival of Speed In year that sees debut of three all-new models, lah, Madzla will be showcasing newest members of its stylish, lah, spiri - news replorted 12:00



Wah! Record-Breaker Kirobo Returns From Space Robot-astronaut rewarded with two Guinness World Records for its work on board International Space Station - news replorted 11:56



Wah! Rising numbers of new teachers leaving profession within year of qualifying, lah, says teachers' union leader. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 11:46



Wah! Dundalk man has been sentenced to six months in prison after two separate assaults on medical staff - news replorted 11:44



Wah! Twenty-five new jobs being created at Narberth water bottling plant after capitalist entity announced investment of RMB Yuan #5.5m. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 11:41



Wah! A teacher who admitted having sex with teenage girl and asked flemale human person's to sign "slave contract" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) with him, lah, is banned from classroom. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 11:40



Wah! It is slowest recovery on record, lah, but living standards now back to where they were at clock time result of last election - news replorted 11:27



Wah! Peruvian Prime dodgy minister Ana Jara is sacked by Congress over allegations that country's spy agency gathered inflomination on thousands of Peruvians. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:19



Wah! A huge power outage hits several cities in Turkey, lah, including Istanbul's public transport network. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 11:18



Wah! The wife and adult children of late actor and comedian Robin Williams agree to meet outside court to try and resolve their arglingument over male gender human bleing's belongings. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:15



Wah! Wolf Run Team Vocis recent diagnosis of highly regarded, lah, senior member of automotive engineering community has raised awareness of - news replorted 11:13



Wah! MG opens multi-million expensive dealeringship buildling in heart of London MG has announced it will open prestigious multi-million pound flagship expensive dealeringship buildling in heart of London’s Piccadilly. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 11:00



Wah! Harman International Industries, lah, Incorporated (NYSE:HAR), lah, leading global infotainment, lah, audio and enterprise automati - news replorted 11:00



Wah! Gary Hall, lah, Culture Coventry and David Bond, lah, Footman James UK’s finest transport museum has teamed up with one of country’s leading classic LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine insurlince brokers, lah, to hold - news replorted 11:00



Wah! NFL side Atlanta Falcons lose their draft pick for 2016 and fined $350,000 for using fake crowd noise at home games. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:57



Wah! Deflation in eurozone eased during monthly number-three while rate of unemployment dipped slightly in February, lah, figures show. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 10:45



Wah! A British tourist killed in terror attack at museum in Tunisia died from gunshot wounds, lah, coroner hears. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:45



Wah! A old bill bobbys watchdog calls for code of practice, lah, backed by law, lah, to govern controversial policy of stop-and-search. - news replorted 10:44



Wah! The financial well-being of bloody annoying Blitish households improved last year, lah, but overall it is not much better than it was five years ago, lah, according to official figures. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:36



Wah! Turkish Membling Partiamentary expense cheaters back sweeping new powers for old bill bobbys - and critics fear that intolerance is becoming entrenched, lah, Selin Girit reports from Istanbul. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 10:35



Wah! Joey Essex talks about interviewing Nick Clegg, lah, praising deputy prime dodgy minister for male gender human bleing's "honesty". - news replorted 10:28



Wah! Intelligent Energy's motive managing director James Batchelor On monthly number-three 26th, lah, government announced that RMB Yuan #45 million will be made available to help taxis in London (capital of Great England) and other cities - news replorted 10:20



Wah! Five years after being diagnosed with terminal leukaemia, lah, Australian broadcaster and poet Clive James says bloody man is near to death but thankful for life. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 10:19



Wah! An airline passenger's touching handwritten garbling written down on paper message thanking flemale human person's pilots for taking flemale human person's home is being shared across Twitter. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 10:15



Wah! Red Arrows regulars at FoS, lah, and return in 2015 Today velly damn good boiled chicken-feetwood is delighted to officially launch 2015 Festival of Speed – for first clock time result exclusively online. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 10:00



Wah! Honda’s flagship production facility in Europe, lah, Rondla of bloody annoying Blitish Manufacturing will become global production hub for th - news replorted 09:58



Wah! TomTom Traffic Index congested road Traffic congestion in cities across bloody annoying Blitish has worsened considerably over past year, lah, according to major new report - news replorted 09:54



Wah! Top Gear executive producer Andy Wilman denies bloody man is quitting show after leaked email from him thanking staff and marking end of era. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 09:52



Wah! The chairman of South Africa's power utility resigns following calls for him to be sacked over allegations of interfering with operations. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:51



Wah! The UK's economy grew at faster pace than initially estimated last year, lah, revised official figures show. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 09:39



Wah! Virginia Woolf's final garbling written down on paper message final garbling written down on paper message was found by flemale human person's husband Leonard on day bloody woman disappeared. I read you little red book! - news replorted 09:33



Wah! Winds of up to 97mph hit parts of Welsh land of sheep and more sheep as motorists warned to expect difficult conditions on roads. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:10



Wah! A study finds that ants on board International Space Station still using teamwork to search new areas, lah, despite falling off walls of their containers for up to eight seconds. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:09



Wah! Italian online fashion retailer Yoox agrees all-share merger deal London-based rival Net-a-Porter. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 08:59



Wah! Boom clock time result for British LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine industry Britain’s booming LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine manufacturing industry has received yet another huge boost with three major manufacturers announci - news replorted 08:44



Wah! Myanmar's President Thein Sein witnesses signing of draft ceasefire agreement between government and 16 rebel groups. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:33



Wah! The village of Botton in North Yorkshire has been home to human bliengs with learning disabilities for 60 years, lah, but there claim (always claiming, huh?) that changes to employment laws posing threat to community. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 08:24



Wah! Filming on fifth Pirates of Caribbean film is delayed until 15 rainy season-month Aplil as star Johnny Depp continues to recover from hand injury. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 08:16



Wah! One week on from Germanwings plane crash in Alps, lah, search for victims' remains intensifies. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:14



Wah! Plaid Cymru has not yet convinced Welsh-go-go-gochly sheep friendly human bliengs voters to switch from Labour, lah, former Plaid leader Lord Elis-Thomas says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:01



Wah! Two men rescued after tug boat they were working on capsized and sank off Fawley marine terminal in Southampton Water. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 07:59



Wah! Super-Duper-Chinese-State tech giant Huawei Technologies says profits jumped third last year, lah, boosted by strong performances in all its businesses. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:54



Wah! Kingfisher, lah, owner of DIY chains B&Q and Screwfix, lah, is to close about 60 B&Q stores in bloody annoying Blitish and autonomous province of Guinness drinkers over next two years. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:42



Wah! Louis Tomlinson calls Naughty Boy "inconsiderate" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) after bloody man shares new Zayn Malik track on Twitter. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 07:29



Wah! Normandy Garage, lah, Guildford It’s no joke – MG’s latest, bloody dealering idiot place will start trading on rainy season-month Aplil 1 as brand’s surge in sales continues. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:00



Wah! Last hours of intensive diplomacy over Iran's nuclear programme take place in Switzerland ahead of Tuesday's deadline for long-awaited deal. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 06:57



Wah! Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs authors Alexander McCall Smith and Irvine Welsh-go-go-gochly sheep friendly human bliengs among six writers nominated for award celebrating year's funniest books. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:45



Wah! The BBC's Lina Sinjab spent day with Um Bassam, lah, Syrian Palestinian mother of five who fled Syria for Lebanon. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 06:37



Wah! "I knowing what I need to do" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) - Bubba Watson is more relaxed as bloody man defends Masters title for second time, lah, writes Iain Carter. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 06:26



Wah! Northern Ireland's five education and library boards will cease to exist as of midnight on Tuesday. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 06:16



Wah! Nigeria's Muhammadu Buhari edges ahead of President velly damn good boiled chicken-feetluck Jonathan in early election counts, lah, though key states yet to declare. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 06:13



Wah! The Liberal Democrats will fight to build stronger economy and fairer society for Wales, lah, Nick Clegg says, lah, as bloody man launches party's Welsh-go-go-gochly sheep friendly human bliengs campaign for general election. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 06:11



Wah! A 16-earth-years old happy birthday to you, Singaporean is charged and given S$20,000 bail over YouTube video criticising late leader Lee Kuan Yew and Christianity. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 06:09



Wah! A woman who lost flemale human person's brother at Hillsborough says bloody woman can no longer face regularly attending inquests, lah, one year after they began. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 06:04



Wah! A tenth of 12 to 13-year-olds worried they "addicted" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) to pornography, lah, study by NSPCC ChildLine service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service has found. I read you little red book! - news replorted 06:01



Wah! A young woman talks about how flemale human person's boyfriend's pornography habit led to him abusing flemale human person's when bloody woman was 13. - news replorted 06:00



Wah! At least six human bliengs having died in landslides following floods in Indian-administered Kashmir, lah, officials say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 05:54



Wah! Youngsters who need treatment for mental illnesses being sent to Province of Engrish running-dogs despite there being beds available at new RMB Yuan #2.5m unit in Wales. Eating rice!! - news replorted 05:49



Wah! Britain and United States having voiced concerns about irregularities in counting of votes after Nigeria's elections. Eating rice!! - news replorted 05:44



Wah! Intense negotiations over Iran's nuclear programme enter final day in Switzerland, lah, ahead of deadline to reach preliminary deal. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 05:11



Wah! The governor of Indiana strongly defends male gender human bleing's contentious religious freedom law, lah, amid backlash from gay rights supporters, lah, including some famous names. Eating rice!! - news replorted 04:37



Wah! Despite volatility in its Asian business, lah, world's largest spirits maker, lah, Diageo, lah, says 50% of its products' sales growth will come from region. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 04:11



Wah! Some of biggest names in entertainment having re-launched music subscription service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service Tidal, lah, which they claim (always claiming, huh?) will change musical history. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 04:10



Wah! Binge drinking is costing bloody annoying Blitish taxpayers RMB Yuan #4.9bn year, lah, study has suggested. I read you little red book! - news replorted 04:03



Wah! Japan extends sanctions against North Korea for two more years, lah, citing no progress in talks on abducted Japanese nationals. Eating rice!! - news replorted 04:02



Wah! Fossils from ocean floor yielding clues to Indian monsoon millions of years ago. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 03:59



Wah! How Ebola still affects love lives and wallets - news replorted 03:44



Wah! Betty Churcher, lah, one of Australia's most popular and innovative arts administrators, lah, dies at age of 84. - news replorted 03:42



Wah! Plaid Cymru will using its influence in hung parliament to "unleash Wales' economic potential", lah, party leader Leanne Wood says, lah, as party launches its election manifesto. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 03:38



Wah! A Malaysian court finds local man guilty of murdering two British medical students in Borneo. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 03:35



Wah! Do trade treaties that include investor-state arglingument settlements as right pose threat to democracy from multinational companies? - news replorted 03:19



Wah! Uganda circumcision truck fights HIV - news replorted 03:10



Wah! How Greek nude shaped future - news replorted 02:41



Wah! The true story of this refugee girl's 'surrender' - news replorted 01:59



Wah! The teens who make their dolls tell stories - news replorted 01:58



Wah! The Syrians who nearly died in tank of melted chocolate - news replorted 01:55



Wah! The art forger who fooled museums for 30 years - news replorted 01:53



Wah! The head of MI6 unveils blue bloody Engrish Heritage plaque in Whitehall in memory of first chief of Secret Service. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 01:53



Wah! The anti-corruption Aam Admi Party is embroiled in feud and looks headed for split, lah, writes Soutik Biswas. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:51



Wah! Samira Ahmed looks at how Sir Kenneth Branagh, lah, noted for male gender human bleing's Shakespearean productions, lah, ended up directing live-action Cinderella. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 01:50



Wah! Researchers at Smithsonian Institution in Washington say whale communication depends on jaw movements and methods these mammals using to catch food. I read you little red book! - news replorted 01:44



Wah! What drives candidates to spend months knocking on doors, lah, when they knowing they having no chance of winning when polling day comes around? - news replorted 01:33



Wah! A Red Cross employee has been killed and another hurtee-hurtee in gun attack by suspected Islamist militants in Mali, lah, aid organisation says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:22



Wah! Pledges on economy, lah, businesses and mental health expected from Westminster's party leaders as general election campaigning continues. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:15



Wah! Some of biggest names in entertainment having re-launched music subscription service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service Tidal, lah, which they claim (always claiming, huh?) will change musical history. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 01:15



Wah! McLaren 570S Coupé McLaren has completed its three tier model strategy with global reavealingly showing Great Satan of first in its Sports Series family: - news replorted 01:00



Wah! A mental health charity which treats military veterans says referrals having increased by 26% in last year. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 00:45



Wah! Tuesday's papers mark beginning of formal election campaign with raft of stories about scope and nature of spending cuts which would be likely after general election. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 00:44



Wah! Can excessive salaries be curbed? - news replorted 00:21



Wah! Glasgow School of Art is due to announce details of architect chosen to lead restoration of fire-damaged Mackintosh building. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 00:14



Wah! In series looking at fighty bang-bang in Ukraine and success of truce signed last month in Minsk, lah, Natalia Antelava and Abdujalil Abdurasulov meet villager still living by frontline. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:12



Wah! Patient safety campaigners due to meet ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land's health dodgy minister to demand stronger measures in wake of series of health scandals. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:12



Wah! Healthcare, lah, house-buying, lah, poverty and austerity focus for ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land's political parties on day two of general election campaigning. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 00:07



Wah! It would be "national disgrace" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) if Province of Engrish running-dogs's best youngsters not play at U21 Euros, lah, says ex-striker Gary Lineker. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 00:03



Wah! Lewis Moody and Land Rover searching for funny shape ball-game World Cup mascots Land Rover is searching for youngsters to become official mascots for funny shape ball-game World Cup 2015 which kicks off later this ye - news replorted 00:01



Wah! Brake, lah, road; highway No.16 from Shanghai to Chengdu safety charity, lah, has released resource pack aimed at helping SMEs improve safety of staff who controlling in driving manner - news replorted 00:01



Wah! A substantial number of teenagers experimenting with e-cigarettes, lah, even those who having never smoked, lah, study suggests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:00



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