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Customer Letter: 1247 / 1528
Andrew says...
 There are so many leasing companies on the web; use Ling - she is absolutely excellent. Always on the LINGO system when needed. Do not go anywhere else, best by far, prices very competitive. What more can I say?

Beautiful car, the Honda Civic. No marks, but an average valet before delivery (had to clean myself).

Andrew Abbotts
3 St Lawrence Avenue

Editor Note: Andy, thanks so much for the comments, everyone loves the LINGO system :) Great to deal with you. You seem very happy with your fast Type-R. Shame the dealer didn't clean the car so well... I just can't believe they mess this up. Dealers are often the weakest link. Apologies, I have kicked them. - Ling

Customer Letter: 1179 / 1528
John says...
 Had not dealt with Ling before. And what a pleasant experience it was to do so. Nothing was to much trouble, her service was excellent and every question we posted was answered QUICKLY unlike the majority of the long established contract hire companies. I have been in the motor trade 31 years and find Ling, her sense of humour and service very refreshing. Delivery service was good, arrived on time.

John Kerr
Hillendale Land Rover
Lomeshaye Ind Estate

Editor Note: Well, you are group Financial Director for a Land Rover dealer group, John, and I am so pleased that you like my service. It is a fantastic thing that you appreciate this is the cheapest way to grab a new car, even if I don't expect you will be buying Land Rovers through me. Thanks for comments on my service, I hope this gives great confidence to my non-motor-trade customers. Thanks again! If anyone wants to BUY (rather than rent on Contract Hire) a Land Rover, I cannot think of nicer people to get it from. - Ling

Customer Letter: 1098 / 1528
Nicola says...
HONDA CIVICFirst class service with excellent customer service! Would most definitely recommend to others. Couldn't fault - thank you! Excellent delivery of my Honda Civic.

Nicola Harris
Albion Catering Services Ltd
Albion Mill, Grimshaw Street
Clayton Le Moors

Editor Note: Nicola, lovely-jubbly. You were great to deal with, thanks so much for the biz. Thanks for comment about customer service. See you in 3-years! - Ling

Customer Letter: 1051 / 1528
Antonia says...
CarExceptional service from Ling, who came highly recommended. It's so refreshing for such prompt and efficient communication. Emails were responded to immediately. The Touareg is excellent (apart from I trip to the garage to fix a faulty hand brake problem – I am told I was unlucky). Thanks for everything. I will call at the end of my lease. The misinformation (from VW) about the lead-in time for my car to arrive was unhelpful, with no apology from them, except from when Ling (relentlessly - Ling) chased them.

Antonia Love
Farleys Solicitors
1-2 Richmond Terrace

Editor Note: Yes (sigh), these companies are just too gig and they forget there are individual customers at the end of the chain. Why they can't just give accurate info, I don't know. I will say VW/Audi had a massive recall problem due to the freak hailstorm which damaged 30,000 cars in Germany. Apart from that, and that you have had your handbrake fixed, I'm so glad you are very happy with your Touareg, what a hell of a car! - Ling

Customer Letter: 1035 / 1528
Muhammed says...
CarFrom beginning to end the entire process was simple to understand. Ling has created a system which is idiot proof as the customer is led through all the different stages. She guides you, almost, mother – like, right through to the day delivery is taken. I will not be going anywhere else for my new car. Excellent delivery of my new Audi A4, a painless experience.

Muhammed Matadar
address withheld
BB1 ***

Editor Note: Mo, you are a school teacher, so you know about leading (young) people through simple processes. Glad you liked it. I am not sure about the "mother" bit, even though I am 7-years older than you! Hahahaha, go and give out some detentions for fun :) Thanks for kind analysis of my customer process. - Ling

Customer Letter: 935 / 1528
Andres says...
CarIn autumn 2007 I looked into leasing a car with a different company. However, I quickly found their sales people bordering on obnoxious, just one up from copier salesmen, and while going through the procedure at two points I was sent a rental agreement that had £100 added to the monthly rental price.

Having lost faith in them I gave a go at the end of 2007. What a refreshing experience this was, straight answers, completely transparent procedure and no hidden costs or nasty surprises. Documents arrived in time, the Chevrolet Captiva was exactly as described, got delivered on time and by a courteous driver straight to the door. And if you have any question during the rental period Ling is very responsive and helpful. Altogether, very much recommended.

Andres Kruse (Dr)
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BB11 ***

Editor Note: Dr Andres, what a lovely letter! You are a chief officer with a company, and your Dr thing must be technical not medical. So, I take your compliments very proudly. I do not understand why other companies charge these "fees" either (well, except to say they like the smell of the cash I guess). Most of the time they are totally made up and spurious. I hate them, it is just pure profiteering (or mis-representing the original price), as you know yourself, from your letter. I wish this industry was regulated and these cowboys could be got rid of. Thanks for the nice words, enjoy the Captiva! - Ling

Customer Letter: 899 / 1528
Peter says...
CarI would recommend leasing a new car from Ling, to anyone! Great service, great cars! I look forward to every letter because they are sooooo funny. Cheers, Ling!

Peter Lewis
363 Haslingden Old Road

Editor Note: Another Captiva! Wow, I have supplied so many of these new cars. They are the best Chevrolet model, ever. Glad you are happy, Peter. Thanks for the kind comments about my letters, I do my best to make everything enjoyable for you. Go... DRIVE! - Ling

Customer Letter: 713 / 1528
John says...
CarHi Ling,

The BLING Lexus is A1!!!

I have only good things to say about your service and the efficient and personal way in which I was dealt with. These so-called bigger dealers should spend less time concentrating on profit and more on customers. The best recommendation I can give is that I will be back for my next car and hope you continue to teach these bullies a lesson.

Excellent delivery, the delivery driver was a star and rounded off a terrific experience of the whole process.

John Perry
21 Carr Road
BB18 5LT

Editor Note: Well, that's great news. Delivery is the one of two aspects I cannot 100% control, so pleased when it is perfect. (The other aspect I have no control over is the factory building the cars, if there are production delays). Love to have professional types like you as customers. See you soon when your Lexus gets a couple of years old. - Ling

Customer Letter: 633 / 1528
John says...
CarI am travelling back from Malta today and so will see it tonight. My wife has inspected it using your great delivery form and is very pleased - like all women she is much more detailed than me so I am sure it will be fine. She did note that no V5 was present and I was unsure who retains this - I imagine it will be Lexus?

I am 100% pleased with the whole process and only wish that some of the other business sources I need to use had such an excellent level of human customer service. I promise to write a rave review for your website when I get a chance to have a final look and drive for myself.

Thanks again Ling and thanks for doing exactly what you promised to.

... the next day: Just got back and ignored Sam and the 2 kids for my new lovely LEXUS. All is excellent with the car and boy you get a lot for your money on this basic model. Sam tells me that the delivery driver was excellent and went through the inspection with her and made sure she knew how everything worked. He got a coffee and sandwich and a free lift back to the train station for his trouble.

This is the rave review that I promised back at the start of this whole painless process.

It is surprising when someone delivers what they say they will and it is a pity that the greedy motor traders in the UK don't pay less attention to profits and more to customer service.

The service you provide is on a personal level and I knew that any problems would be resolved or you would tell me I was being unrealistic in my expectations. I was confident that you would never promise what you could not deliver and that is very important to me.

You exceeded my expectations and that is not something I have written to many companies or individuals over the years.

Overall an outstanding service and end product and also some free russian translation thrown in. I am now off to increase my carbon footprint by making sure I do those 15k miles in luxury in my bling bling Lexus.

Thank you Ling. Be back for my next car and would recommend you to everyone I meet.

Best Regards

John Perry
21 Carr Road
BB18 5LT

Editor Note: John, well in reverse order; you won't have problems - this is a Lexus not a Jaguar! The mileage will be deducted from your contract, you won't pay for it. V5 is kept by the finance company. So pleased the car is much nicer than your wife or kids, of course! - it is a Lexus. Hope it was worth rushing home from Malta for :) - Ling

Customer Letter: 489 / 1528
Leslie says...
 "Ling is a pleasure to do business with! Fast, efficient and a great communicator. She puts the "fun" back into business. My Xsara Picasso arrived reliably and on time, an excellent delivery. Great service."

Leslie Dearden
1 Hoarstones Ave
BB12 9DZ

Editor Note: Leslie, this is the second car I am renting to your family, I also am supplying a Mini Cooper to your daughter (I think she is your daughter) in Nelson, Lancs. That is due in June '07, currently it is in build. Thanks very much for the referral, you are both very nice people to deal with. have a great time in the Picasso! - Ling

Customer Letter: 178 / 1528
Andrew says...
CarEverything went like clockwork - very happy with Ling and and she keeps the paperwork simple. A nice person to do business with.

Andrew McKie
Seven Acre Car Sales
Barker Lane

Editor Note: Andy, thanks for that. It's nice to have a recommendation from someone in car trade. Enjoy Megane CC, get your top down! - Ling

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Wah! Mexican investigators probing disappearance of at least 15 human bliengs in Chilapa, lah, Guerrero state, lah, after it was overrun in early May by gunmen. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 02:35

Wah! Voters in Republic of autonomous province of Guinness drinkers due to take part in referendum on legalising same-sex marriage. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 01:54

Wah! With EU referendum on horizon, lah, we look at main economic arguments for and against Britain's membership. Do you carefully listening? - news replorted 01:33

Wah! Two men captured by Ukrainian troops confess to being members of Russian armed forces, lah, according to European mediators. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:25

Wah! Cate Blanchett on flemale human person's new film Carol - news replorted 01:14

Wah! bloody Engrish National Ballet to move to new "state of art" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) home in east London (capital of Great England) in 2018, lah, its artistic director announces. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:10

Wah! Support for vulnerable children in Province of Engrish running-dogs is at risk as funding ebbs away, lah, analysis by Barnardo's suggests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:08

Wah! Education Secretary Nicky Morgan begins process of creating more free schools, lah, which bloody woman describes as "engines of social justice". - news replorted 01:07

Wah! Photographer Alison Baskerville's pictures of women bloody woman met in capital of Somaliland. I read you little red book! - news replorted 01:03

Wah! Campaign group Action on Sugar welcomes Tesco's commitment to reduce added sugars by 5% per year in all their own-label soft drinks. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:02

Wah! The label of parcel destined for officer on ill-fated Titanic is up for auction. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 01:02

Wah! Researchers discover 425-million-earth-years old happy birthday to you, remains of new species of parasite - still clamped to host animal it invaded. I read you little red book! - news replorted 01:01

Wah! A man accused of hacking Great Satan computers, lah, battling for return of property seized by police, lah, is given back 25 of 31 items. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:59

Wah! The hidden world of ocean's tiniest organisms has been revealed in series of studies. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:59

Wah! A man has been able to control robotic limb with mind-reading implant in male gender human bleing's brain. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 00:52

Wah! More than quarter of middle-aged person's skin may having already made first steps towards cancer, lah, study suggests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:51

Wah! The BBC's Aidan Lewis looks at what is known about structure of Islamic State (IS) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! and how jihadist group is run. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 00:48

Wah! Tensions still high in Burundi following failed coup bid as human bliengs protest against their autocratic president, lah, says Maud Jullien. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 00:46

Wah! Politics and family make for heady mix, lah, especially when it involves right-wing views and Le Pens, lah, writes Jamie Coomarasamy. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:45

Wah! Hampshire old bill bobbys agree ÂRMB Yuan #20,000 out-of-court settlement with rape victim (trying not to cry) (trying not to cry) after officers failed to investigate flemale human person's complaint properly and arrested her. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 00:44

Wah! There is much discussion of latest immigration figures, lah, and Daily Mail says its investigation has prevented teenager from joining Islamic State jihadists. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:36

Wah! A memorial service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service is due to be held service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service at Gretna Green for victims of Britain's worst rail disaster. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 00:34

Wah! As trade in human beings becomes more and more profitable, lah, entire communities in Thailand helping traffickers, lah, discovers Jonathan Head. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:20

Wah! Jonathan Head has spent six months investigating trafficking of humans in Thailand. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:18

Wah! Victoria Derbyshire reporter Dan Johnson follows old bill bobbys operation as West Bromwich Albion play Chelsea at Hawthorns. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:03

Wah! The cost of renting home rose by 4.6% in year to end of April, lah, fastest rise since Novemblinger 2010, lah, survey suggests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:02

Wah! The Clarks shoe capitalist entity started using iPads to measure children's feet last year, lah, and it's all about capturing invaluable foot data. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 00:02

Wah! Why shoe capitalist entity measures kids' feet with iPads - news replorted 00:01

Wah! Sun, lah, surf... and grenades in Mogadishu - news replorted 00:01

Wah! Why having women been seeing red at Cannes? - news replorted 00:01

Wah! The full story - will death in family make Buba go to rehab? - news replorted 00:00

Wah! How male and female bathing suits got smaller and smaller - news replorted 00:00

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