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UPDATE... The latest car I've added is a Mercedes C-Class Coupe 2.1 CDi BlueEFFICIENCY 16v (201bhp) C250 CDI AMG Sport Edition Premium Plus Coupe 2dr 2143cc Diesel at £360.00 inc VAT at 13:23 today - Ling
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Yes, this scruffy mental oriental sold £35,000,000 of new cars in the UK in 2008 - unbelievable, but quite true.

Easy, hahaha! Have you ever rented a self-drive car for a day or a week?

Well, Contract Hire or "Leasing" is exactly the same (except it's much cheaper), just for a longer period. Easy, isn't it? It's available for private individuals. You may have seen me turning Duncan Ballantyne down for investment on BBC Dragons' Den!

With my deals, you get a brand new car with zero miles on the clock, delivered to your door. The new car is fully taxed and has the full manufacturer's warranty and AA cover.

It has proper New Car Smell; you know this smell? MMMMM! You then run this new car for 12, 18, 24 or 36 months depending on the term, and run it within an agreed mileage limit (usually 10,000, 15,000 or 20,000 miles per year).

If you exceed the mileage limit, you pay for extra miles at (typically) 4p - 10p per extra mile. This is known as the excess mileage rate.

You need to insure the car fully comp, as normal with any new car. The car can be used for any purpose, or driven by anyone you choose. In effect, it is your own brand new car for the length of the hire period.

You can take it abroad. I sent 2 Gateshead lads to Ulan Bator in a Cinquecento once (left). That was damn big mistake. I suggest you do not use contract hire car for this, hahaha!

At the manufacturer's service intervals, the car will need a service, which you are responsible for. Of course, as it's a brand-new car, tyres/brakes etc will probably last out the contract so you'll only have a basic oil and filter service to pay for.

Local franchised dealer will sort out any warranty problems for free, but on most contracts (except VW group) any VAT registered garage can service car very cheap. Mainly, you can avoid manufacturer agents, they are damn expensive.

You never have an MOT (except on occasional 3-year contracts), car is always too young. As a bonus to add to your lower motoring costs, you will get every subsequent year's road tax sent to you free of charge, saving you up to £385 per year, or £1,155 on a 3-year contract! (on occasional Daimler contracts, subsequent year's road tax is chargeable, this is less than 1% of my deals).

Personal contract hire is a fantastic way to lock down your motoring costs for a private motorist, with no real risk at the end of the contract.

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At the end of the contract, the car is collected from you and you have no further obligations. You do not buy the car, nor do you have a "balloon" payment.

Simply give it back! Of course, the car should be fair and reasonable condition commensurate with its age and mileage. If it's not, you'll be charged for any damage. But to me that's common sense. I have car-return advice sheet PDF
. Please to read/print!

So, why is able to offer better value than other suppliers? Because my company is run by me: Ling! Small doesn't mean worse! I have virtually no overheads, I have no glass palace or dealership overheads - and of course you always get personal service. I am fully computerised and incredibly efficient; I have to be. supplies between 100-250 cars per month, to many, many customers. I sell over £3m of cars a month!
In 2008, I supplied over £35 million of new cars of all makes.

Many large organisations such as CD Bramall, Perrys, Lombard, Lex, Pendragon, Network, Citroen Finance, and Renault UK and loads of other suppliers queue up to make their cars available to me at

Why? Because they know they will benefit from a supply of ready and waiting quality customers, fast sales and efficient communications. I get my car deals from many sources, main dealers, finance companies, or I work them out myself using different finance companies.

Main dealers I use include; Audi, Alfa Romeo, BMW, Cadillac, Chevrolet, Chrysler, Citroen, Dodge, Fiat, Ford, Honda, Hummer, Hyundai, Jaguar, Jeep, Kia, Land Rover, Lexus, Lotus, Mazda (boo), Mercedes-Benz, MG (new improved Chinese joke version!), Mini, Mitsubishi, Nissan, Peugeot, Proton, Renault, Saab, Seat, Skoda, Smart, Ssangyoung (North Korean??) Subaru, Suzuki, Toyota, Vauxhall, Volkswagen (or VW), and Volvo. Amazing, huh???

I hope this gives you a clear explanation to Contract Hire and Personal Contract Hire, and that it explains why can supply brand-new cars and vans that are such stunning value. Do I type too much info? If you think too much, stop reading it! - Ling

Step-by step guide to Contract Hiring a car

1. Choose your car

I recommend that you choose from the website's list of cheapest deals, as this contains my best value, most readily available models. Alternatively, I can find you a bespoke car or van, if you simply ask using my quote form.
I only select the cheapest deals, and I know I don't have the widest selection in the world (I don't want to waste your time with uncompetitive cars), but I usually list over 500 cars and vans. The primary difference between business and personal contract hire is just the VAT exclusion/inclusion in the price.

2. Fill in an online proposal (paper form also available)

You can get a printable or online version of my proposal form here on the website. Because the proposal form contains so much information which you may have to look up, it is fully protected on a secure server and security certificate. If it's a paper form, I need it signed.

3. Fax or send the proposal form to me

When you have made sure you have completed ALL the information on the proposal form, press the submit button (duh!) on the online form, or fax the paper one to 0870 486 1130 or 0191 460 6302 (or scan and email it). I may require from business customers a copy of your latest accounts or P&L and balance sheet for the benefit of the finance company (I will advise you of this, it depends on a number of factors such as credit scoring, number of years trading, etc). From private customers, maybe I need a recent gas/water/electric bill, or bank statement to prove address, to prevent identity fraud. You will always need a copy of your full UK Driving Licence, or passport. I also use several other security measures (would be silly to disclose them here). I have never had a case of data theft.

4. Wait for an order form, then sign it - at this stage you will commit to the car

When finance approval has been completed, I will fax/email you an order form for your car. A signed order form commits you to ordering the car. Check it, print it, sign it, indicate your colour choice, then fax or scan/email it back to me. I then confirm and order the car and confirm the lead time.

5. Sign finance documents and wait for delivery of your car

Usually, I will post (for security reasons) documents to be signed before delivery of your car. These need to be completed and returned, swiftly, usually together with the initial payment. Occasionally, I will arrange delivery of your car with finance documents to be signed at the same time, but this is not typical. More proofs may be required. All this is to protect your identity. Delivery is free, usually to your home or work address, whichever is most convenient.

6. Enjoy your car!

You need to insure your car, but anyone you choose can drive it. Treat it as you would treat your own personal car. You have full UK manufacturer's warranty and whatever breakdown cover the manufacturer applies. Usually, servicing is your own responsibility. With all the money you have saved, book yourself a nice expensive holiday, or buy a diamond ring!

7. Prepare for, then return your car at end of contract

Simply, your car needs to be in a condition commensurate with its age and mileage. This is common sense. A useful guide wot I wrote (heh) is available in PDF format to read/print here. You just hand the car back. It is collected directly from you at your address.

Any questions?

You can talk to me on the phone on 0191 460 9444 , or send me a fax or an email
(email gets a very fast response - faster than phone message), or live text-chat to me by using the button below the page header. I'll be glad to answer any questions.

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Wah! A planning application is submitted for what would be Northern autonomous province of Guinness drinkers largest wind farm. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 06:59

Wah! Singer Damon Albarn predicts male gender human bleing's Alice in Wonderland-inspired musical, lah, which opens in Manchester later, lah, will be "a little controversial". - news replorted 06:51

Wah! old bill bobbys return to scene of attempted bomb attack on old bill bobbys officer in Eglinton, lah, near Londonderry, lah, to appeal for information. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 06:32

Wah! An Afghan appeals court quashes death sentences imposed on four men for their part in mob killing of young woman in Kabul in March. - news replorted 06:30

Wah! More than 40% of complaints being dealt with by Northern autonomous province of Guinness drinkers Ombudsman about health and social services, lah, according to report. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 06:30

Wah! People caught killing birds of prey in Welsh land of sheep and more sheep should face stiffer punishments, lah, wildlife campaigners say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 06:19

Wah! old bill bobbys need to improve child protection, lah, watchdog says, lah, after it highlights failings in Welsh-go-go-gochly sheep friendly human bliengs and bloody Engrish forces. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:13

Wah! A "culture of bullying, lah, harassment and inappropriate behaviour" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) affects staff at all levels in one unit of Wales' biggest hospital, lah, inquiry finds. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:12

Wah! Plans to scrap part of UK's main sickness benefit under welfare savings being considered, lah, leaked Whitehall paper seen by Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation News suggests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:01

Wah! Data from Taiwan's aviation regulator shows pilot flying crashed TransAsia plane switched off working engine after other lost power. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 05:41

Wah! The government is expected later to elaborate on its plans to give Membling Partiamentary expense cheaters from bloody Engrish constituencies more say over laws exclusively affecting only Province of Engrish running-dogs. I read you little red book! - news replorted 05:03

Wah! After Laura Bassett's own goal knocks Province of Engrish running-dogs out of World Cup, lah, memories of Paul Gascoigne's tears come flooding back. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 04:23

Wah! Kostas Miras owns cafe on Aegina, lah, island 55km (34 miles) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! from Athens, lah, and believes neither option in upcoming referendum is velly damn good boiled chicken-feet. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 04:03

Wah! South Korea reports new case of Middle East Respiratory Syndrome after four-day break in infections, lah, bringing infection total to 183. - news replorted 03:36

Wah! Province of Engrish running-dogs boss Mark Sampson says male gender human bleing's side deserve to head home as heroes after suffering semi-final defeat to Japan. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 03:29

Wah! A pioneering cancer drug that harnesses power of immune system is approved for using in Uk. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 02:58

Wah! Egypt says its Tommy Atkins Liberation Army will continue its offensive in Sinai Peninsula until it is cleared of Islamic State militants, lah, after clashes left more than 100 dead. I read you little red book! - news replorted 02:58

Wah! A new GP IT system designed to improve quality and planning in NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) in Province of Engrish running-dogs is criticised for running over budget and behind schedule, lah, by finance you tellibly lovely custlingmer wan' borrow many Yuan watchdog. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 02:55

Wah! Province of Engrish running-dogs go out of Women's World Cup with 2-1 semi-final defeat by Japan, lah, with Laura Bassett scoring injury-time own goal. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 02:49

Wah! A woman found in Great Satan with no memory of who bloody woman was, lah, but who was thought to be Australian, lah, is identified by flemale human person's family as American Ashley Menatta. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 02:33

Wah! old bill bobbys in Province of Engrish running-dogs and Welsh land of sheep and more sheep failed to carry out effective investigations into allegations of child abuse and neglect, lah, report says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:28

Wah! This year for Muslims in Indonesia there's new enterprise: mobilising motorcycle taxis for food delivery wan' flied rice or boiled rice (?). This is not damn takeaway! No53 sold out, so is giving human bliengs more options to break their fast. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 02:25

Wah! DIGIONLY - news replorted 02:20

Wah! Province of Engrish running-dogs's Laura Bassett scores own goal in injury clock time result to hand Japan last-gasp 2-1 victory in their 2015 Women's World Cup semi-final. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 02:00

Wah! The school leavers' videos where teachers bust out their dance moves - news replorted 01:48

Wah! The woman who woke to find front half flemale human person's of LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine had vanished - news replorted 01:48

Wah! Rita Ora on flemale human person's Oscars ordeal and X Factor - news replorted 01:43

Wah! The Dominican Republic says it will cooperate with OAS inquiry into its migration policies after thousands of Haitians leave in recent weeks. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:40

Wah! What's it like to live near airport? - news replorted 01:39

Wah! The likelihood of British air strikes in Syria, lah, fighty bang-bang of words between Greece and its creditors and death of notorious criminal all subjects for Thursday's press. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:27

Wah! What effect did jihadists in 1990s Bosnia having on today's Islamic militants? - news replorted 01:16

Wah! At least 11,000 patients may having been exposed to HIV and Hepatitis at Sydney dental clinics over past decade. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 01:14

Wah! What can bloody annoying Blitish prime dodgy minister really to take on Islamic State? - news replorted 01:07

Wah! Images by photographer Burk Uzzle on show in New York - news replorted 01:06

Wah! Province of Engrish running-dogs level against Japan through Fara Williams's penalty after Toni Duggan was fouled in box in their 2015 Women's World Cup semi-final in Edmonton. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 00:59

Wah! Manchester's Whitworth is named Museum of Year 2015 following RMB Yuan #15m redevelopment that led to record visitor numbers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:49

Wah! Why Indian soldiers of WW1 were forgotten - news replorted 00:48

Wah! How one man showed me as Super-Duper-Chinese-State superLING hero Islam and West not at fighty bang-bang - news replorted 00:38

Wah! Many young human bliengs being forced to leave communities they grew up in because of lack of affordable housing, lah, cabinet dodgy minister is to warn. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 00:34

Wah! MPs should consider allowing Britain to bomb Islamic State targets in Syria, lah, Defence Secretary Michael Fallon is to say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:24

Wah! George Galloway asked male gender human bleing's ex-parliamentary aide to buy him underwear and organise male gender human bleing's wedding party, lah, bloody woman tells BBC's Victoria Derbyshire programme. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:16

Wah! The construction of new Russian Orthodox chapel in Moscow park has sparked round-the-clock protest by local residents - news replorted 00:16

Wah! Helping young human bliengs with learning disability understand death - news replorted 00:15

Wah! India will not announce target date for when it expects its carbon emissions to drop, lah, environment dodgy minister tells BBc. Fry noodle, boil noodle? - news replorted 00:15

Wah! Martine Wright, lah, Paralympian and survivor of 7/7 attacks on why bloody woman thinks losing flemale human person's legs was part of flemale human person's fate in life. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:13

Wah! Forensic researchers develop new method for establishing accurate clock time result of death after as much as 10 days. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:12

Wah! The Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs government is accused of "dragging its heels" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) sorting out A9's Berriedale Braes hairpin bend. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:06

Wah! After pitch written on back of beer mat, lah, "land of two wheels" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) with rabbit mascot will host start of Tour de France. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:06

Wah! MSPs preparing to launch inquiry into quality and availability of end-of-life care in ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:05

Wah! Eurozone chiefs rule out any further bailout talks with Greece until after country's referendum on Sunday, lah, despite new approach from Athens. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:01

Wah! A pair of young designers explain how they having developed technique to make furniture from waste product of 3D printing. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 00:01

Wah! Why Greece’s richest village is voting ‘yes’ - news replorted 00:01

Wah! George Osborne will deliver Budget on Wednesday 8 July, lah, less than four months after bloody man delivered last one. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:01

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