• Alfa Romeo Leasing
  • 159
  • Brera
  • Mito
  • Spider
• Audi Leasing
  • A3
  • A3 Cabriolet
  • A4 Avant
  • A4 Saloon
  • A5 Coupe
  • A6 Avant
  • A6 Saloon
  • A8
  • TT Coupe
  • TT Roadster
• BMW Leasing
  • 1-Series
  • 1-Series Convertible
  • 1-Series Coupe
  • 3-Series Convertible
  • 3-Series Coupe
  • 3-Series Saloon
  • 3-Series Touring
  • 5-Series Saloon
  • 5-Series Touring
  • 6-Series Coupe
  • 7-Series
  • M3 Convertible
  • M3 Coupe
  • M3 Saloon
  • X3
  • X5
  • X6
  • Z4 Roadster
• Chevrolet Leasing
  • Aveo
  • Captiva
• Chrysler Leasing
  • Grand Voyager
  • Sebring
• Citroen Leasing
  • Berlingo
  • Berlingo Multispace
  • C1
  • C2
  • C3
  • C3 Picasso
  • C4 Coupe
  • C4 Grand Picasso
  • C4 Picasso
  • C5
  • C5 Tourer
  • Dispatch
  • Nemo
  • Relay
  • Xsara Picasso
• Dodge Leasing
  • Journey
  • Nitro
• Fiat Leasing
  • Bravo
  • Grande Punto
  • Panda
• Ford Leasing
  • Fiesta
  • Focus
  • Focus C-MAX
  • Focus ST
  • Galaxy
  • Ka
  • Mondeo
  • Mondeo Estate
• Honda Leasing
  • Accord Saloon
  • Accord Tourer
  • Civic
  • Civic Type-R
  • CR-V
  • FR-V
  • Insight
  • Jazz
  • S2000
• Hyundai Leasing
  • i10
  • i20
  • i30
• Jaguar Leasing
  • X-Type
  • X-Type Estate
  • XF
• Jeep Leasing
  • Patriot
• Kia Leasing
  • Carens
  • Ceed
  • Picanto
  • Rio
• Land Rover Leasing
  • Range Rover Sport
• Mazda Leasing
  • 2
  • 3
  • 5
  • 6
  • 6 Estate
  • BT-50
  • CX-7
  • MX-5
  • MX-5 Roadster
  • RX-8
• Mercedes Leasing
  • CLK-Class Cabriolet
  • E-Class Coupe
  • E-Class Saloon
  • Vito
• Mini Leasing
  • Cooper
  • Cooper Clubman
  • Cooper Convertible
  • One
  • One Clubman
• Nissan Leasing
  • Micra
  • Micra CC
  • Navara
  • Note
  • Pixo
  • Qashqai
  • Qashqai Plus2
• Peugeot Leasing
  • 308
  • 308 SW
  • 407
  • 407 SW
  • Expert
  • Partner
• Reliant Leasing
  • Robin
• Renault Leasing
  • Kangoo
  • Megane
  • Megane Coupe
  • Trafic
• Seat Leasing
  • Altea
  • Exeo
  • Ibiza
  • Ibiza Sport Coupe
  • Leon
• Sinclair Leasing
  • C5
• Skoda Leasing
  • Fabia
  • Octavia
  • Superb
• Smart Leasing
  • ForTwo Cabriolet
  • ForTwo Coupe
• Ssangyong Leasing
  • Kyron
• Toyota Leasing
  • Aygo
  • HiLux
  • Prius
  • Prius (to 2009)
  • Urban Cruiser
  • Verso
• Vauxhall Leasing
  • Astra 5-Door Hatch
  • Astra Estate
  • Astra Sport Hatch
  • Astra Twintop
  • Corsa
  • Insignia
  • Insignia Sports Tourer
  • Tigra
  • Vectra
  • Zafira
• Volkswagen Leasing
  • Beetle
  • Beetle Cabriolet
  • Eos
  • Fox
  • Golf
  • Passat CC
  • Polo
  • Scirocco
• Volvo Leasing
  • XC90
• Zil Leasing
  • 131
• My Cheapest Deals
• 
  Read my Customer
  Letters by region
  
  
  North of Scotland = 83 Central Scotland = 38 North of England = 166 Yorkshire & Lancashire = 303 Midlands = 432 South England = 608 West Country = 50 Wales = 43 Northern Ireland = 4 East Anglia = 45
  
  
  
  Read my Customer
  Letters by town
  
  
  Aberdeen = 13 Bath = 5 Belfast = 4 Birmingham = 29 Blackburn = 12 Blackpool = 2 Bolton = 10 Bournemouth = 9 Bradford = 18 Brighton = 15 Bristol = 16 Bromley = 8 Cambridge = 1 Canterbury = 6 Cardiff = 13 Carlisle = 10 Chelmsford = 17 Chester = 11 Cleveland = 29 Colchester = 6 Coventry = 31 Crewe = 6 Croydon = 2 Darlington = 22 Dartford = 9 Derby = 18 Doncaster = 12 Dorchester = 5 Dudley = 6 Dumfries = 3 Dundee = 1 Durham = 15 Edinburgh = 21 Enfield = 4 Exeter = 3 Falkirk = 6 Galashiels = 4 Glasgow = 22 Gloucester = 19 Guildford = 6 Halifax = 3 Harrogate = 5 Harrow = 7 Hemel Hempstead = 17 Hereford = 5 Huddersfield = 9 Hull = 9 Ilford = 2 Inverness = 3 Ipswich = 7 Kilmarnock = 2 Kingston upon Thames = 8 Kirkcaldy = 2 Kirkwall = 1 Lancaster = 6 Leeds = 14 Leicester = 16 Lerwick = 1 Lincoln = 9 Liverpool = 17 Llandrindod Wells = 2 Llandudno = 5 London E = 4 London EC = 2 London N = 5 London NW = 4 London SE = 13 London SW = 7 London W = 6 Luton = 5 Manchester = 11 Milton Keynes = 19 Motherwell = 8 Newcastle upon Tyne = 75 Newport = 1 Northampton = 18 Norwich = 11 Nottingham = 23 Oldham = 6 Oxford = 13 Paisley = 6 Perth = 3 Peterborough = 20 Plymouth = 6 Portsmouth = 12 Preston = 16 Reading = 17 Redhill = 6 Rochester = 13 Romford = 7 Salisbury = 2 Sheffield = 29 Shrewsbury = 5 Slough = 2 Southall = 1 Southampton = 7 Southend on Sea = 6 St Albans = 6 Stevenage = 9 Stockport = 14 Stoke-on-Trent = 5 Sunderland = 9 Sutton = 6 Swansea = 12 Swindon = 10 Taunton = 5 Telford = 5 Tonbridge = 27 Torquay = 6 Truro = 4 Twickenham = 6 Wakefield = 18 Walsall = 15 Warrington = 19 Watford = 6 Wigan = 9 Wolverhampton = 2 Worcester = 7 York = 13

Note: I live inside this website Monday to Friday 9am-6pm, to give you the very best service and make your experience a happy one! - I am Ling, accept no substitutes

CAR LEASING - CONTRACT HIRE - CHEAP LEASE CARS

Home

Cars & Vans

Price Lists

About Ling

Customers

Fun Stuff

Quote/ Order

Step-by-Step Guide Tips & Hints Wear & Tear Guide Dealer Advice
		Intro Film News Blog Office TV FAQ Contact Moan Links
Search

Are you lost? YOU ARE HERE > How It Works >		Google Spider Food --->
View LIVE visitors: 23 online

Hi! I am Ling from Dragons' Den. I lease cheap new cars!

I expose ILLEGAL and MISLEADING contract hire and leasing websites! Why are you being tricked? - Ling

UPDATE... The latest car I've added is a Citroen C3 Picasso 1.6 HDi (92bhp) VTR Plus MPV 5dr 1560cc Diesel at £205.48 inc VAT at 13:13 today - Ling

AUDI LEASING CHEAP AUDI LEASE CARS CONTRACT HIRE VEHICLES

Yes, this scruffy mental oriental sold £35,000,000 of new cars in the UK in 2008 - unbelievable, but quite true. How this works! Easy, hahaha! Have you ever rented a self-drive car for a day or a week? Well, Contract Hire or "Leasing" is exactly the same (except it's much cheaper), just for a longer period. Easy, isn't it? It's available for private individuals. You may have seen me turning Duncan Ballantyne down for investment on BBC Dragons' Den! Read on to understand how it works... With my deals, you get a brand new car with zero miles on the clock, delivered to your door. The new car is fully taxed and has the full manufacturer's warranty and AA cover. It has proper New Car Smell; you know this smell? MMMMM! You then run this new car for 12, 18, 24 or 36 months depending on the term, and run it within an agreed mileage limit (usually 10,000, 15,000 or 20,000 miles per year). If you exceed the mileage limit, you pay for extra miles at (typically) 4p - 10p per extra mile. This is known as the excess mileage rate. You need to insure the car fully comp, as normal with any new car. The car can be used for any purpose, or driven by anyone you choose. In effect, it is your own brand new car for the length of the hire period. You can take it abroad. I sent 2 Gateshead lads to Ulan Bator in a Cinquecento once (left). That was damn big mistake. I suggest you do not use contract hire car for this, hahaha! At the manufacturer's service intervals, the car will need a service, which you are responsible for. Of course, as it's a brand-new car, tyres/brakes etc will probably last out the contract so you'll only have a basic oil and filter service to pay for. Local franchised dealer will sort out any warranty problems for free, but on most contracts (except VW group) any VAT registered garage can service car very cheap. Mainly, you can avoid manufacturer agents, they are damn expensive. You never have an MOT (except on occasional 3-year contracts), car is always too young. As a bonus to add to your lower motoring costs, you will get every subsequent year's road tax sent to you free of charge, saving you up to £385 per year, or £1,155 on a 3-year contract! (on occasional Daimler contracts, subsequent year's road tax is chargeable, this is less than 1% of my deals). Personal contract hire is a fantastic way to lock down your motoring costs for a private motorist, with no real risk at the end of the contract. At the end of the contract, the car is collected from you and you have no further obligations. You do not buy the car, nor do you have a "balloon" payment. Simply give it back! Of course, the car should be fair and reasonable condition commensurate with its age and mileage. If it's not, you'll be charged for any damage. But to me that's common sense. I have car-return advice sheet PDF. Please to read/print! So, why is LINGsCARS.com able to offer better value than other suppliers? Because my company is run by me: Ling! Small doesn't mean worse! I have virtually no overheads, I have no glass palace or dealership overheads - and of course you always get personal service. I am fully computerised and incredibly efficient; I have to be. LINGsCARS.com supplies between 100-250 cars per month, to many, many customers. I sell over £3m of cars a month! In 2008, I supplied over £35 million of new cars of all makes. Many large organisations such as CD Bramall, Perrys, Lombard, Lex, Pendragon, Network, Citroen Finance, and Renault UK and loads of other suppliers queue up to make their cars available to me at LINGsCARS.com. Why? Because they know they will benefit from a supply of ready and waiting quality customers, fast sales and efficient communications. I get my car deals from many sources, main dealers, finance companies, or I work them out myself using different finance companies. Main dealers I use include; Audi, Alfa Romeo, BMW, Cadillac, Chevrolet, Chrysler, Citroen, Dodge, Fiat, Ford, Honda, Hummer, Hyundai, Jaguar, Jeep, Kia, Land Rover, Lexus, Lotus, Mazda (boo), Mercedes-Benz, MG (new improved Chinese joke version!), Mini, Mitsubishi, Nissan, Peugeot, Proton, Renault, Saab, Seat, Skoda, Smart, Ssangyoung (North Korean??) Subaru, Suzuki, Toyota, Vauxhall, Volkswagen (or VW), and Volvo. Amazing, huh??? I hope this gives you a clear explanation to Contract Hire and Personal Contract Hire, and that it explains why LINGsCARS.com can supply brand-new cars and vans that are such stunning value. Do I type too much info? If you think too much, stop reading it! - Ling Step-by step guide to Contract Hiring a car 1. Choose your car I recommend that you choose from the website's list of cheapest deals, as this contains my best value, most readily available models. Alternatively, I can find you a bespoke car or van, if you simply ask using my quote form. I only select the cheapest deals, and I know I don't have the widest selection in the world (I don't want to waste your time with uncompetitive cars), but I usually list over 500 cars and vans. The primary difference between business and personal contract hire is just the VAT exclusion/inclusion in the price. 2. Fill in an online proposal (paper form also available) You can get a printable or online version of my proposal form here on the website. Because the proposal form contains so much information which you may have to look up, it is fully protected on a secure server and security certificate. If it's a paper form, I need it signed. 3. Fax or send the proposal form to me When you have made sure you have completed ALL the information on the proposal form, press the submit button (duh!) on the online form, or fax the paper one to 0870 486 1130 or 0191 460 6302 (or scan and email it). I may require from business customers a copy of your latest accounts or P&L and balance sheet for the benefit of the finance company (I will advise you of this, it depends on a number of factors such as credit scoring, number of years trading, etc). From private customers, maybe I need a recent gas/water/electric bill, or bank statement to prove address, to prevent identity fraud. You will always need a copy of your full UK Driving Licence, or passport. I also use several other security measures (would be silly to disclose them here). I have never had a case of data theft. 4. Wait for an order form, then sign it - at this stage you will commit to the car When finance approval has been completed, I will fax/email you an order form for your car. A signed order form commits you to ordering the car. Check it, print it, sign it, indicate your colour choice, then fax or scan/email it back to me. I then confirm and order the car and confirm the lead time. 5. Sign finance documents and wait for delivery of your car Usually, I will post (for security reasons) documents to be signed before delivery of your car. These need to be completed and returned, swiftly, usually together with the initial payment. Occasionally, I will arrange delivery of your car with finance documents to be signed at the same time, but this is not typical. More proofs may be required. All this is to protect your identity. Delivery is free, usually to your home or work address, whichever is most convenient. 6. Enjoy your car! You need to insure your car, but anyone you choose can drive it. Treat it as you would treat your own personal car. You have full UK manufacturer's warranty and whatever breakdown cover the manufacturer applies. Usually, servicing is your own responsibility. With all the money you have saved, book yourself a nice expensive holiday, or buy a diamond ring! 7. Prepare for, then return your car at end of contract Simply, your car needs to be in a condition commensurate with it's age and mileage. This is common sense. A useful guide wot I wrote (heh) is available in PDF format to read/print here. You just hand the car back. It is collected directly from you at your address. Any questions? You can talk to me on the phone on 0191 460 9444 , or send me a fax or an email (email gets a very fast response - faster than phone message), or live text-chat to me by using the button below the page header. I'll be glad to answer any questions. I am Ling! You can trust me!

CLICK! See 210 clients live in LINGO! CLICK to VIEW! Online Service Response Times Quote > Proposal > Order > Delivery   80 CLIENTS IN 'PROPOSAL' ...LING REPLIES IN:   HRS : MINUTES sec     130 CLIENTS IN 'ORDER' ...LING REPLIES IN:   HRS : MINUTES sec   Customers use my secure LINGO management system. Response times above based on last 4 hour period between 9am - 6pm, Mon to Fri -Ling No Waiting I am the Viz UK business ambassador! Post me Ferrero-Rochers! Yum Yum! Unlike most other internet car leasing sites, I publish all my contact information openly! ...so, you know who I am - Ling THE UK's FAVOURITE CAR LEASING WEBSITE! Boss: Ling Valentine MSc IoD LING World Headquarters Vance Business Park Gateshead, NE11 9NE Tel 0191 460 9444 Fax 0870 486 1130 sales@LINGsCARS.com I prefer email to phone - Ling VAT No: 866 0241 30 Co Reg No: 6178634 Consumer Credit Licence: 624022 Data Protection No: Z1098490 Best Before: 17/08/2007 Mercedes GL Class! Funny car leasing TV ads! Crash tests! I take the trouble to show every crash test for my new cars, in the interests of customer health and safety! Click HERE - Ling Q: "Name kind and benign world leader who invented Lada car?" A: Comrade Joe! Try my new quiz - click here. It's not easy! - Ling All my contract hire cars come with the FULL manufacturer's warranty. So you'll have no repair bills! Play my briliant motoring quiz! Pimp my VW Golf! Funny car leasing TV ads! Ling's mantra. Power and cars to the people in the struggle against Tony Blair, petrol prices and repression! Click here for statement. Every car gets FULL road tax for the whole contract term. This saves you up to £165 per year, or £495 on a 3-year contract! FREE delivery and collection is included with most cars! A driver will drop off and collect your new car! All my contract hire cars come with the FULL manufacturer's warranty. So you'll have no repair bills! Every car gets FULL road tax for the whole contract term. This saves you up to £165 per year, or £495 on a 3-year contract! ...don't do lease cars, but if they did, they would be done like this - Ling Citroen 2CV dance! Funny car leasing TV ads! NEW FEATURE "There is no free lunch" - YES THERE IS! I bring you free lunch. Nowhere else give you this offer! Click here - Ling JUST FOR FUN! I research and publish a full Chinese Car Guide. Full facts and figures! Interesting reading. Hope you enjoy! - Ling FREE delivery and collection is included with most cars! A driver will drop off and collect your new car! Read my customer letters! Click on your own NAME and read letters from customers called the same name ...hehe! 'Bas Aaron Adam Adele Ahmed Aidan Alan Alastair Aldo Alex Alexander Alexandra Alison Allan Alyson Amanda Andrea Andres Andrew Andy Angela Anish Ann Anne Ant Anthony Antonia Antonio Ashita Ashley Asif Assim Babs Barry Ben Beryl Bill Bob Brad Brenda Brian Bruno Bryan Carl Carol Caroline Carolyn Caron Cath Catherine Catriona Ceri Ceserian Charles Cheung Chief Chris Christian Christie Christine Christopher Cindy Clair Claire Clare Clive Colin Competitors Craig Cressida Daina Dale Dan Daniel Danny Daren Darrell Darren Dave David Dawn Dayn Dean Debora Deborah Debra Denis Denise Dennis Denny Derek Derrick Diane Dianne Digger Dominic Donna Douglas Edna Edward Eileen Elaine Elizabeth Emma Emma-Jayne Eric Eva Felicity Fiona Frances Frank Ganesh Gareth Gary Gavin Ged Gemma Geoff Geoffrey George Gerald Gerard German Gerrard Gilbert Gill Gillian Giloria Gladys Glen Glyn Glynn Gordon Graeme Grahaeme Graham Grahame Grant Gregg Gregory Gulen Gunnel Gurmail Gurpreet Gus Gwendoline Harold Haroon Harry Hayley Heather Helen Helena Howard Huw Iain Ian Irene Isobel Ivor Jack Jacqueline Jake James Jamie Jane Janet January Jason Jayne Jeff Jennifer Jens-Ulrich Jim Jo Joanne Jody Johan John Jon Jonathan Jude Judith Judy Julian Julie Justin Kairen Karen Karl Kate Kathryn Katie Kay Keith Ken Kenneth Kerrie Kerry Kevan Kevin Kimberley Laura Lauren Laurie Leah Leanne Lee Leigh Leighton Leo Les Lesley-Jane Leslie Lewis Linda Lindsay Lisa Liz Lon Lori Louisa Louise Lucy Luigi Lynette Lynne Malcolm Mandy Manojkumar Marc Marcus Marie Marjorie Mark Martha Martin Martyn Mathew Matt Matthew Maura Maurice Maxine Melanie Michael Micheal Michele Michelle Mick Mike Miles Mitul Mohammed Muhammed Natalie Nathan Nebiye Neil Neill Nicholas Nick Nicola Nigel Noel Noeleen Norwin Oliver Omar Pamela Paramdeep Patricia Patrick Paul Paula Pauline Pearl Penelope Perry Pete Peter Phil Philip Phyllis Piers Pravesh Quentin Rachael Rachel Rajendra Ralph Ray Raymond Rebecca Rev Reverend Richard Ricky Rob Robb Robert Robin Roger Roland Rose Ross Roy Russell Ruth Sahem Sally Sam Samantha Samuel Sandeep Sara Sara-Jane Sarah Satnam Scott Seamus Sean Sebastien Selina Selvin Sharon Shaun Sheila Simon Sonia Stanley Stefano Stephen Steve Steven Stewart Stuart Sukhjeet Susan Suzanne Tanya Terry Tesan Thomas Tim Timothy Tina Toby Tom Tony Tracey Trevor Umit Vanessa Vernon Victoria Vikki Vince Vivien Vivienne Wac Wade Walter Warwick Wayne William Yvonne Zaid So many customers recommend so I pass on details of this cheap contract hire car insurance company... for all visitors! - Ling Read my customer letters! Choose your nearest CITY or AREA and read letters from customers close to you! Aberdeen area Bath area Belfast area Birmingham area Blackburn area Blackpool area Bolton area Bournemouth area Bradford area Brighton area Bristol area Bromley area Cambridge area Canterbury area Cardiff area Carlisle area Chelmsford area Chester area Cleveland area Colchester area Coventry area Crewe area Croydon area Darlington area Dartford area Derby area Doncaster area Dorchester area Dudley area Dumfries area Dundee area Durham area Edinburgh area Enfield area Exeter area Falkirk area Galashiels area Glasgow area Gloucester area Guildford area Halifax area Harrogate area Harrow area Hemel Hempstead area Hereford area Huddersfield area Hull area Ilford area Inverness area Ipswich area Kilmarnock area Kingston upon T area Kirkcaldy area Kirkwall area Lancaster area Leeds area Leicester area Lerwick area Lincoln area Liverpool area Llandrindod Wel area Llandudno area London E area London EC area London N area London NW area London SE area London SW area London W area Luton area Manchester area Milton Keynes area Motherwell area Newcastle upon area Newport area Northampton area Norwich area Nottingham area Oldham area Oxford area Paisley area Perth area Peterborough area Plymouth area Portsmouth area Preston area Reading area Redhill area Rochester area Romford area Salisbury area Sheffield area Shrewsbury area Slough area Southall area Southampton area Southend on Sea area St Albans area Stevenage area Stockport area Stoke-on-Trent area Sunderland area Sutton area Swansea area Swindon area Taunton area Telford area Tonbridge area Torquay area Truro area Twickenham area Wakefield area Walsall area Warrington area Watford area Wigan area Wolverhampton area Worcester area York area Mercedes GL Class! Funny car leasing TV ads! Are you a total nutter? ...get a Can Am Spyder! Porsche eater! 0 to 60 in 4 secs.!! Can Am quads too! Would suit my customers! MONSTER TRIKE! - Ling £12,929 OTR visit Spyder site 3-wheels, 1000cc V-Twin, 4 brains Read my customer letters! Choose your nearest CITY or AREA and read letters from customers close to you! Aberdeen area Bath area Belfast area Birmingham area Blackburn area Blackpool area Bolton area Bournemouth area Bradford area Brighton area Bristol area Bromley area Cambridge area Canterbury area Cardiff area Carlisle area Chelmsford area Chester area Cleveland area Colchester area Coventry area Crewe area Croydon area Darlington area Dartford area Derby area Doncaster area Dorchester area Dudley area Dumfries area Dundee area Durham area Edinburgh area Enfield area Exeter area Falkirk area Galashiels area Glasgow area Gloucester area Guildford area Halifax area Harrogate area Harrow area Hemel Hempstead area Hereford area Huddersfield area Hull area Ilford area Inverness area Ipswich area Kilmarnock area Kingston upon T area Kirkcaldy area Kirkwall area Lancaster area Leeds area Leicester area Lerwick area Lincoln area Liverpool area Llandrindod Wel area Llandudno area London E area London EC area London N area London NW area London SE area London SW area London W area Luton area Manchester area Milton Keynes area Motherwell area Newcastle upon area Newport area Northampton area Norwich area Nottingham area Oldham area Oxford area Paisley area Perth area Peterborough area Plymouth area Portsmouth area Preston area Reading area Redhill area Rochester area Romford area Salisbury area Sheffield area Shrewsbury area Slough area Southall area Southampton area Southend on Sea area St Albans area Stevenage area Stockport area Stoke-on-Trent area Sunderland area Sutton area Swansea area Swindon area Taunton area Telford area Tonbridge area Torquay area Truro area Twickenham area Wakefield area Walsall area Warrington area Watford area Wigan area Wolverhampton area Worcester area York area Road Safety! Funny car leasing TV ads! Pimp my VW Golf! Funny car leasing TV ads!

Terms and Conditions  |  Privacy Policy  |  Problems with this website? Company Reg No: 6178634 || VAT No: 866 0241 30 © Copyright 2004 - 2009 LINGsCARS.com. All rights reserved. Made in the People's Republic of China (me, not the website... which was handcrafted by Ling, in the UK)