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Customer Letter: 1482 / 1528
Gillian says...
FORD FIESTAHi Ling, I looked at many lease car web sites for the best deals. LingsCars was the best for my new Ford Fiesta. I love it, after all the paperwork was done a new Fiesta was on my drive - that easy. My husband was not sure about the colour (pink) but I love it, I love it. Thank you. It was delivered at the time arranged no problems. Thank you.

Gillian Forrest
Paul Forrest Transport Ltd
4 Cameo Drive
West Midlands

Editor Note: Hahahaha, the pink colour (actually the really great Hot Magenta) will mean you keep your husband out of the car. It changes colour in sunlight! Great letter, thanks so much for being a super customer, Gillian. - Ling

Customer Letter: 1456 / 1528
Nicholas says...
HYUNDAI I30Ling's service was first rate. The car was delivered on time and I was kept informed at all stages. This is not the first car I have leased and your service was far superior to the other company's. Nice noodles!!! Average dealer service, car was not clean inside on delivery.

Nicholas Stanley
12,portway Place
DY10 3UJ

Editor Note: I screamed at the damn dealer who did not clean the car properly. They are complete idiots. Sorry. Apart from that, the rest of the comments make me happy, thanks. Hope you love the Hyundai i30. These are underrated cars! - Ling

Customer Letter: 716 / 1528
Mohammed says...
CarThird car from Ling, a Volvo C30 Coupe - as always a great service, and she efficiently organised the good delivery. I really liked chatting online with Emma - what does she look like?

Mohammed Humzah
P & D Surgery
Cleeve Lodge
32 Middlefield Lane

Editor Note: Mohammed :) Well, just for you... here's Emma!
Emma has joined me to help me keep my service as the very best in the country. She is a gobby Geordie bird. As you are a plastic surgeon, Mohammed, maybe I should send Emma down for you to practice on :) Here's Emma terrorising the drivers at the 2007 RallyCross final. Contains swearing.

- Ling

Customer Letter: 668 / 1528
Paul says...
CarI have just taken delivery of my brand-new Nissan Navara truck from Ling. It's fantastic and I love it!

It was delivered exactly when and where Ling said it would be. Every time I had a question for Ling during the entire hire/lease process, she emailed me back within the hour.

She is funny, helpful and totally professional at all times. Thank you Ling. LING FOR PRIME MINISTER!

Paul Rawlins
122 Winford Avenue

Editor Note: Heheheh, you are a bloody funny onion, Paul. I would not make a good prime minister, I would spend all day making laws that ban stupid overheads in the motor trade. Everyone would be able to get a new car at a factory-outlet cost. And I would swear too much. Enjoy Navara! - Ling

Customer Letter: 416 / 1528
Robert says...
 "This was the first time I've used contract hire and I was a bit confused about the process and pitfalls. However, LINGsCARS answered my questions and provided excellent guidance to make the transaction smooth. I will definitely use Ling next time. The SAAB 9-3 arrived on a trailer, clean and new!"

Robert Neale
127 Longmeadow Drive

Editor Note: Wow, I do my best to arrange trailer deliveries, but cannot promise this. Many cars are driven and the small mileage can be taken off the contract allowance, so no penalty to customers. I am selling LOTS of these SAAB Sportswagons (estates) and they are fantastic value. Thanks for the sweet letter, Robert - Ling

Customer Letter: 281 / 1528
Paul says...
CarLing - When I first saw the website I was surprised to say the least. I thought "NO WAY" However, I compared prices, and took a chance. Ling does her job well, and gets deals!

Would I use her again? YES!

Would I recommend her? YES, I HAVE!

Paul Allen
17 Jason Road

Editor Note: Glad you took the plunge into my website, Paul. So many websites never updated, not live and are very boring, eh? Not mine! Glad you like new Toyota Avensis, too! - Ling

Customer Letter: 266 / 1528
Paul says...
CarDear Ling,

Toyota Avensis T3X 2.0 D4D (115bhp) 5 door hatchback Deal 426

May I say how pleasant it has been to deal with you on this matter. Your website is certainly hard hitting but I found in conversations you were very prompt and helpful.

I have accordingly recommended you to my colleagues who over the next year or so will all be swapping their company cars and taking cash for a car deal. Thanks again.

Paul Allen
17 Jason Road

Editor Note: Dear Paul, it is with pleasure I note that polite English people like you are such a pleasure to deal with as customers, and that you also write the most gracious letters in the world. As a roughneck Chinese peasant, I am charmed. - Ling

Customer Letter: 264 / 1528
Ruth says...
CarWe couldn't have asked for better service. Everything went according to plan (timescales, delivery, colour, etc). You provided fantastic dealer service and an excellent delivery of the Mini to us. Only one problem; I can't decide which car to lease from Ling in two year's time!!! Keep up the great work, Ling.

Ruth and Jason Darby
28 Charlecote Drive

Editor Note: Ho! You are from West Midlands yet I could understand you on telephone! Ruth, thanks so much for nice letter. You can always rely on Mini dealers for good service because really they are BMW dealers - Ling

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