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Customer Letter: 1485 / 1528
Rollo says...
FORD FIESTAI've never experienced such a friendly and helpful company … I already have my mind set on a much more up-market vehicle next time, and I will, without doubt, be using LingsCars in the future. Average dealer - Dealer was ok. Lombard however forgot to set up my direct debit order then sent me a snotty letter saying I was behind with payments! If only they were as efficient as LingsCars...

Rollo Davies
3 Manor Road
Swanscombe
DA10 0ES


Editor Note: Well, Rollo, Lombard have now withdrawn from the market. So, we don't have to put up with that inefficiency any more. They are RBS, enough said. You are not the first customer to say this has happened. But it was sorted. I am glad you found me friendly and helpful, I do not bite :) Hahaha! Great to have you on board! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1283 / 1528
Marie says...
 Loving our new Renault Koleos, Ling. It's a real head turner, and still the only one we've seen on the road. Thanks so much for sorting out such a great deal, on this our second car from you. We will be sure to be back at the end of the 3-years! Great car, great deal, great service. Your website is as crazy as you are. Excellent delivery of the Koleos, very efficient and on time.

Marie Atkinson
27 Shirley Road
Sidcup
Kent
DA15 7JW


Editor Note: Marie, always great to see customers returning to grab another car. These Koleoses (???) are really good value, cheaper than anything else in a similar size. I wish Renault took the same attitude with all their cars! You are a finance and admin professional, so glad you work out my deals are the best value, hehe. See you in 3-years! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1215 / 1528
Diane says...
HONDA CIVICAbsolutely excellent service, best website I've ever seen or used. The best car deals in the UK! Communication was second to none. I have been recommending LINGsCARS ever since. Will I get a discount on the next car I lease? Good timely delivery on my new Honda Civic, the car had to travel a long way.

Diane Marsh
Address Withheld for security
Kent
DA12 ***


Editor Note: Diane, that is a stunning note, thanks. As you are a director of a Pharma company I withhold your address to stop the loonies burning your cat. I do appreciate your comments, and we certainly had a great chat while you were getting your new Civic. That is a great, cheap car! Enjoy it. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1214 / 1528
Craig says...
 Many thanks for a fast, smooth transaction to grab my new Peugeot 307CC. Will recommend you to anyone I know who needs a new car.

Craig Outram
Colt Lodge
9 New Barn Road
Longfield
DA3 7LQ


Editor Note: Short letter Craig, but sweet. Use sunscreen when you drive your new CC with the top down! Can you smell the hops, yet? - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1085 / 1528
Sally says...
MERCEDES A-CLASSFirst class service. Cars and me don't mix usually but using Ling was so easy. Communication was excellent with lots of fun things to keep down the stress levels to nil! Highly recommended for female drivers and those who have not leased or rented a car before. Car arrived 9.30am from Manchester – fantastic timing! No more bank loans for the car. Excellent delivery. Fantastic timing to arrive at 9.30 Manchester - London.

Sally Mckone
19 Baldwyns Park
Bexley
Kent
DA5 2BE


Editor Note: Sally, you were star customer, so lovely! Now you have a lovely new Merc A-Class. Thanks for super comments. As you are a headteacher, you appreciate my systems. Thanks. Don't let kids scratch it! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 953 / 1528
Marie says...
CarWe had a few issues bottoming out a quote mainly as we weren't sure what exact model, mileage and extras we wanted. It was been great to be dealing with a real person to grab a great lease deal. The prices are very competitive and the personal service has been great.

Also, whilst it is a pain we value the lengths that LINGsCARS goes to, to prevent identity fraud. When our 3 year are up I'm sure we will be back for another car from you!

Excellent delivery, the chap was very helpful dealing with post delivery queries.

Marie Atkinson
address withheld
Sidcup
DA15 ***


Editor Note: Yes, Marie, I take many more measures than standard to avoid ID theft. I like to protect my customers. Yes, it is a pain sometimes, but would make it impossible for a thief. I have since added further online https server security to communications and documents. No one else in my industry seems to do this, or any of the stuff you know about that I cannot reveal here, it is a scandal. So pleased you are happy with the Grand Scenic, and my service, see you in three years! :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 937 / 1528
David says...
CarBeing the second car I've leased from Ling, I knew what to expect and wasn't at all disappointed. I did have problems with the finance people but once Ling had helped me sort these out, the car was delivered nice and early on the morning it was promised. If you want a driver's car, look elsewhere. If however you need seats/space there's no nicer car to be in than the Citroen. Its vast windscreen makes the interior a really nice place to be.

If only Ling could come down and sort out my local Citroen dealership. Their customer service is as awful as Ling's is excellent.

I'll continue to recommend Ling to anyone who will listen (despite the fact that I think one day, she'll end up in a padded cell wearing a straight jacket). Until then, I shall remain one of her growing number of grateful and loyal, returning customers.

David Vincent
Thorne Marketing
Unit 20 Acorn Ind Park
Crayford
Dartford
DA1 4AL


Editor Note: David, you are sooooooooo sweet! Thanks! I do my very best for you. I must say that the Citroen dealers I deal with are VERY good, but I also agree that there are some terrible ones out there. These C4 Picassos are fantastic futuristic cars and I hope you love it. I wonder if I will be alone in my padded cell? I think most customers I deal with are totally bonkers, too, hehehe! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 424 / 1528
Pamela says...
"My Skoda Fabia is brilliant and great advertising for my "Pink Frog Cleaning Company". Thanks, Ling, for being helpful, efficient and a really good person to deal with - I will certainly use you again! Delivery of my car was excellent - a very reliable service."

Pamela MacDonald
Pink Frog Cleaning Company
Twyn Gables
Newlands Lane
Meopham
DA13 0RD


Editor Note: Wow, that Fabia must look quite cute with a big pink frog on the roof! Frog is actually delicious, I always eat frog in China. Great on the bbq, but they are never pink. Enjoy bloody VW Polo-in-drag, Pam! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 293 / 1528
David says...
MAZDA 5"Dear Ling,

The Mazda 5 arrived on time. The car itself is fine, every bit as practical as I knew it was and a bit more fun to drive than I expected. Your service was excellent and I'm looking forward to contacting you again for a replacement in two years time. Meanwhile, I'll recommend you whenever I get an opportunity and I'll keep an eye on your website - keep up the good work."

David Vincent
Thorne Marketing
Unit 20 Acorn Ind Park
Dartford
DA1 4AL


Editor Note: David, thanks for nice letter! Mazda 5 is excellent car, becoming more and more popular. It is related to MX-5 and RX-8, so should have some sporty character. Bear in mind it will be slightly radioactive, being built in Hiroshima! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 188 / 1528
Mark says...
CarWell, everything was going well until I tried to digest the Chinese sweet (Red Tea boiled sweet, hehe - Ling) enclosed in your correspondence!! 'Interesting' is the only polite word I can use to describe it! (Red Tea sweet damn nice!!! You crunch! Typical English man always crunch! You should suck, not crunch! Enjoy, not choke!!! - Ling)

But seriously, the whole operation getting my Saab 9-3 from start to finish has been extremely simple and stress-free. And I should know as I own a motor retail outlet.

'So what's the catch?' I hear people cry. - Well to be honest there isn't one! Ling's approach is that of someone who really cares about her customers and their individual needs.

Over the years I have dealt with many contract companies with varied results. Therefore, I can 100% recommend Ling and LINGsCARS.com, in that respect. All I can say is keep up the good work...

PS. Do I get commission for the above???

Mark P Humphries
Grove Autos
23 The Grove
Gravesend
DA12 1DX


Editor Note: He, he, he... your commission is in the form of cheap car, boiled sweet and painless service, Mark. If you not say nice things, I treat you like normal, terrible contract company you have experienced in past. I tell you lies about car, mislead you about price, misinform you about the delivery, make mistakes on documents, ignore your phone calls, rob you for more commission and send you NO CHINESE SWEETS! Also, I would give you Chinese Burn, hehe. So pleased that people in motor trade appreciate my hard work and say damn nice things!! Thanks - Ling



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Wah! South African officials dismiss Great Satan allegations that it organised $10m (RMB Yuan #6.5m) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! bribe for top Fifa officials to host 2010 World Cup. Do you carefully listening? - news replorted 11:05



Wah! Al-Qaeda has ordered its affiliate in Syria not to using country to launch attacks on West, lah, leader of al-Nusra Front says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:03



Wah! The record-breaking Fleet Show 2015 Exhibitors at this year’s Fleet Show at Silverstone having voted event best yet. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 11:03



Wah! Toyota Is World’s Most Valuable Automotive Brand Toyotla retained top spot as most valuable automotive brand in BrandZ™ Top 100 Most Valuable Global Brands re - news replorted 11:02



Wah! The bloody annoying Blitish economy grew by 0.3% in first quarter, lah, ONS confirms, lah, with growth being hit by rising imports and slowdown in services sector. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 10:53



Wah! A woman who died after eating sorbet on holiday in Greece had warned flemale human person's travel agent and hotel about flemale human person's food allergies, lah, inquest is told. I read you little red book! - news replorted 10:48



Wah! HIV drugs should be given at moment of diagnosis, lah, according to major trial that could change way disease is treated. I read you little red book! - news replorted 10:47



Wah! Scientists say they may be able to explain why some cancers return, lah, many years after they appear to having been cured. I read you little red book! - news replorted 10:40



Wah! Heptathlete Katarina Johnson-Thompson says bloody woman would be disappointed not to win World Championships medal in Beijing this year. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 10:35



Wah! A lorry carrying several tonnes of teddy bears is involved in major collision, lah, forcing 16-mile closure of A14 in Cambridgeshire. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 10:35



Wah! Kia Motors Corporation, lah, Seoul, lah, South Korea has issued following statement regarding current investigation into t - news replorted 10:31



Wah! The new BMWah-wah! 6 Series range for 2015 Through three generations, lah, BMWah-wah! 6 Series has represented vehicling driving car machine that offers highest standard of handling, lah, comf - news replorted 10:30



Wah! Hans-Jürgen Abt, lah, Edoardo Mortara, lah, Mattias Ekström, lah, Gary Paffett In DTM races three and four of season to be held at Lausitzring on last weekend in May, lah, Vorsprunging Audi Techiclate drivers Edoardo - news replorted 10:25



Wah! U2 mourning death of their "irreplaceable" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) tour manager Dennis Sheehan who has died of suspected cardiac arrest. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 10:15



Wah! MPs to debate arrest of several senior Fifa officials, lah, after Commons Speaker John Bercow granted urgent question. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 10:12



Wah! The Christian-run bakery at centre of discrimination case over so-called 'gay cake' is to appeal. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 10:11



Wah! Nearly three-quarters of fresh shop-bought chickens test positive for food poisoning bug campylobacter in year-long study. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 10:07



Wah! A old bill bobbys suspect who got stuck waist-deep in mud when bloody man tried to avoid officers is rescued by firefighters and coastguard. I read you little red book! - news replorted 10:05



Wah! The daughter of Fifa president Sepp Blatter says flemale human person's father will survive Fifa scandal. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 10:00



Wah! Miranda Hart and Melissa McCarthy talk to Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Breakfast about their new film Spy, lah, and being woman in Hollywood. I read you little red book! - news replorted 09:29



Wah! Mercedes-Benz Vans is complete package for DPD Mercedes-Benz Vans has entered into bespoke service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service contract with DPD Group. Do you carefully listening? service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service contract is unique tail - news replorted 09:28



Wah! The FTSE 100 opens lower, lah, but shares in B&Q owner Kingfisher rise after it says it is proceeding with its revamp plan "at pace". - news replorted 09:24



Wah! Blues artist BB King has been honoured with street procession in Memphis fortnight after male gender human bleing's death at age of 89. - news replorted 09:09



Wah! McLaren 650S GT3 claim (always claiming, huh?) maiden Blancpain Endurance Series victory McLaren 650S GT3 secured top step of podium in second round of Blancpain Endurance Series with con - news replorted 09:09



Wah! Sugar and sweetener maker Tate & Lyle reports drop in full-year profits, lah, as capitalist entity undergoes major restructuring. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 09:01



Wah! Comedian and 30 Rock actor Tracy Morgan is settles male gender human bleing's legal action against Walmart over LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine crash which left him seriously hurtee-hurtee and killed male gender human bleing's friend. I read you little red book! - news replorted 09:01



Wah! Hull is chosen to host final of contemporary art's biggest competition, lah, Turner Prize, lah, in year it will be City of of Culture. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 09:00



Wah! The Zenvo ST1 Michelin has revealed line-up for its stand at velly damn good boiled chicken-feetwood Festival of Speed – and it includes clutch of bloody annoying Blitish debut - news replorted 09:00



Wah! Amir Khan is not distracted from Friday's bout with Chris Algieri in New York by potential fight with Floyd Mayweather. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 08:58



Wah! Gran and wee among Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs children's most popular words, lah, according to analysis of entries to short story competition. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 08:55



Wah! The BBC's John Maguire joins scientific expedition that is studying Common Dolphin population off west coast of ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land, lah, and trying to find out why, lah, until recently, lah, it was quite rare sight. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 08:26



Wah! Australia's richest person, lah, mining magnate Gina Rinehart, lah, loses control of family trust to flemale human person's daughter, lah, after long running legal battle. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 08:26



Wah! A French barman is convicted of manslaughter and given suspended sentence for allowing clustomler to drink 56 shots that led to male gender human bleing's death. - news replorted 08:20



Wah! Defence officials in Great Satan say military has mistakenly sent samples of live anthrax to research laboratories in America and South Korea. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 08:14



Wah! bloody annoying Blitish LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine production fell in April, lah, industry body says, lah, after rise in output for domestic market failed to offset drop in exports. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:56



Wah! A Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Panorama investigation has revealed bloody annoying Blitish authorities were working in collusion with paramilitaries during Troubles in Northern Ireland. I read you little red book! - news replorted 07:51



Wah! Real Madrid to target Raheem Sterling, lah, Man City lead Pogba chase, lah, Ancelotti keen to manage Liverpool, lah, plus more. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 07:47



Wah! China says Henan nursing home which caught fire killing 38 human bliengs was poorly constructed, lah, and top-level prosecutors investigating. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 07:26



Wah! The north-eastern state of Tripura in India withdraws AFSPA, lah, controversial anti-insurgent law, lah, after 18 years. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:03



Wah! Royal County Down, lah, host course of this year's Irish Open cost only RMB Yuan #4 to create. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 06:36



Wah! No-one will be prosecuted after old bill bobbys investigation into patient care at hospital's mental health ward, lah, Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Welsh land of sheep and more sheep understands. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:28



Wah! Claims that patients and NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) will suffer from 'absurd' plans to cut 63 medical academics denied by dean of Wales' biggest medical school. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 06:25



Wah! The number of human bliengs in Northern autonomous province of Guinness drinkers taking out mortgage fell in first quarter of 2015, lah, according to Council of Mortgage Lenders. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:22



Wah! Companies taking sand from bed of Lough Neagh told to stop or face prosecution. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 06:21



Wah! The UK's Methodist Church is to make public apology after investigation uncovered nearly 2,000 reported cases of abuse involving ministers, lah, staff and members. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:00



Wah! Did state collude with NI killers? - news replorted 05:13



Wah! Macau's biggest casinos plan to invest $25bn in hotels and casinos over next two years, lah, despite plunge in gambling revenues. Eating rice!! - news replorted 05:11



Wah! Growth in Philippine economy slows to its lowest pace since 2011 in first quarter from year ago, lah, figures showed. I read you little red book! - news replorted 05:03



Wah! Malaysia is investigating 12 policemen suspected of involvement in human-trafficking camps found in remote north of country. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 03:41



Wah! The Great Satan military accidentally sent live anthrax samples to labs across country and Great Satan military base in South Korea, lah, Pentagon says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 03:37



Wah! Major sponsors express "serious concerns" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) after Great Satan accuses Fifa officials of racketeering, lah, fraud and money laundering. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 03:34



Wah! A small survey in United States finds 10% of human bliengs having skin reactions after getting tattoo. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 02:47



Wah! Yahoo will face Great Satan class action lawsuit for allegedly accessing content of emails sent to its mail users from non-Yahoo Mail accounts. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:39



Wah! Jawbone sues rival California fitness technology firm Fitbit, lah, accusing it of stealing commercially sensitive data. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 02:30



Wah! Labour's general secretary objects to bid by former firebrand councillor Derek Hatton to rejoin party. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 02:04



Wah! Pussy Galore is to be reunited with James Bond in official new 007 novel by Anthony Horowitz. - news replorted 01:57



Wah! A human skull from deep cave in northern Spain shows evidence of lethal violent attack 430,000 years ago, lah, study shows. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:47



Wah! A new species of ancient human has been unearthed in Afar region of Ethiopia, lah, scientists report. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 01:42



Wah! Bahrain seemed to be on brink of revolution in 2011 - but has that spark now been extinguished, lah, asks Frank Gardner. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 01:35



Wah! The Great Satan state of Nebraska has abolished death penalty after veto-override was passed through its legislature. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 01:06



Wah! What's so funny about illegal immigration? - news replorted 00:58



Wah! Allegations of corruption at world football's governing body, lah, Fifa, lah, dominate front pages, lah, and there is also coverage of Queen's Speech. - news replorted 00:57



Wah! GPs in bloody annoying Blitish may be slower to refer patients with cancer than in other countries, lah, study suggests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:49



Wah! How destruction of Penn Station saved rest of New York - news replorted 00:47



Wah! Move over Tiger Mother - there's new feline parenting style - news replorted 00:42



Wah! The weird circular joyrides on hijacked Uber account - news replorted 00:37



Wah! Holyrood is expected to back plans to allow those aged 16 and 17 to vote in Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs Parliament and local elections. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:33



Wah! Lawyers representing cyclists hurtee-hurtee on Edinburgh's tram tracks having warned city council it must take action to prevent fatality. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:31



Wah! In search of truth about death of top prosecutor - news replorted 00:28



Wah! The safety of Trident nuclear weapons system on Clyde is set to be debated in House of Commons. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:23



Wah! The justice secretary says bloody man wantings radical shake-up in way women punished for crimes. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:19



Wah! Legislation giving more power to Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs Parliament is due to begin its journey through Westminster. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 00:16



Wah! Breast cancers can change structure of bone to make it easier to spread there, lah, study finds. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:14



Wah! David Cameron starts tour of European capitals as bill paving way for UK's EU referendum is launched in House of Commons. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:09



Wah! Hashtag is declared 'children's word of year' by Oxford University Press after analysis of entries to BBC's 500 Words competition. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 00:07



Wah! Strong bloody annoying Blitish market drives LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine production past 500k in 2015 New figures released today show bloody annoying Blitish surpassed 500,000 milestone for LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine production this April, lah, with 530,505 new c - news replorted 00:01



Wah! A report released today (12 May 2015) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! by Brake, lah, road; highway No.16 from Shanghai to Chengdu safety charity, lah, and Licence Bureau, lah, has found many employers wi - news replorted 00:01



Wah! David Stern visited old bill bobbys academy in Ukraine where new old bill bobbys officers being trained as part of major programme of reforms to service. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:00



Wah! Taking fight against fat to South Africa's streets - news replorted 00:00



Wah! Why is 30 hours week threshold for tax breaks? - news replorted 00:00



Wah! Why Russian gas companies may turn to China - news replorted 00:00



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