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Customer Letter: 1485 / 1528
Rollo says...
FORD FIESTAI've never experienced such a friendly and helpful company … I already have my mind set on a much more up-market vehicle next time, and I will, without doubt, be using LingsCars in the future. Average dealer - Dealer was ok. Lombard however forgot to set up my direct debit order then sent me a snotty letter saying I was behind with payments! If only they were as efficient as LingsCars...

Rollo Davies
3 Manor Road
Swanscombe
DA10 0ES


Editor Note: Well, Rollo, Lombard have now withdrawn from the market. So, we don't have to put up with that inefficiency any more. They are RBS, enough said. You are not the first customer to say this has happened. But it was sorted. I am glad you found me friendly and helpful, I do not bite :) Hahaha! Great to have you on board! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1283 / 1528
Marie says...
 Loving our new Renault Koleos, Ling. It's a real head turner, and still the only one we've seen on the road. Thanks so much for sorting out such a great deal, on this our second car from you. We will be sure to be back at the end of the 3-years! Great car, great deal, great service. Your website is as crazy as you are. Excellent delivery of the Koleos, very efficient and on time.

Marie Atkinson
27 Shirley Road
Sidcup
Kent
DA15 7JW


Editor Note: Marie, always great to see customers returning to grab another car. These Koleoses (???) are really good value, cheaper than anything else in a similar size. I wish Renault took the same attitude with all their cars! You are a finance and admin professional, so glad you work out my deals are the best value, hehe. See you in 3-years! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1215 / 1528
Diane says...
HONDA CIVICAbsolutely excellent service, best website I've ever seen or used. The best car deals in the UK! Communication was second to none. I have been recommending LINGsCARS ever since. Will I get a discount on the next car I lease? Good timely delivery on my new Honda Civic, the car had to travel a long way.

Diane Marsh
Address Withheld for security
Kent
DA12 ***


Editor Note: Diane, that is a stunning note, thanks. As you are a director of a Pharma company I withhold your address to stop the loonies burning your cat. I do appreciate your comments, and we certainly had a great chat while you were getting your new Civic. That is a great, cheap car! Enjoy it. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1214 / 1528
Craig says...
 Many thanks for a fast, smooth transaction to grab my new Peugeot 307CC. Will recommend you to anyone I know who needs a new car.

Craig Outram
Colt Lodge
9 New Barn Road
Longfield
DA3 7LQ


Editor Note: Short letter Craig, but sweet. Use sunscreen when you drive your new CC with the top down! Can you smell the hops, yet? - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1085 / 1528
Sally says...
MERCEDES A-CLASSFirst class service. Cars and me don't mix usually but using Ling was so easy. Communication was excellent with lots of fun things to keep down the stress levels to nil! Highly recommended for female drivers and those who have not leased or rented a car before. Car arrived 9.30am from Manchester – fantastic timing! No more bank loans for the car. Excellent delivery. Fantastic timing to arrive at 9.30 Manchester - London.

Sally Mckone
19 Baldwyns Park
Bexley
Kent
DA5 2BE


Editor Note: Sally, you were star customer, so lovely! Now you have a lovely new Merc A-Class. Thanks for super comments. As you are a headteacher, you appreciate my systems. Thanks. Don't let kids scratch it! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 953 / 1528
Marie says...
CarWe had a few issues bottoming out a quote mainly as we weren't sure what exact model, mileage and extras we wanted. It was been great to be dealing with a real person to grab a great lease deal. The prices are very competitive and the personal service has been great.

Also, whilst it is a pain we value the lengths that LINGsCARS goes to, to prevent identity fraud. When our 3 year are up I'm sure we will be back for another car from you!

Excellent delivery, the chap was very helpful dealing with post delivery queries.

Marie Atkinson
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Sidcup
DA15 ***


Editor Note: Yes, Marie, I take many more measures than standard to avoid ID theft. I like to protect my customers. Yes, it is a pain sometimes, but would make it impossible for a thief. I have since added further online https server security to communications and documents. No one else in my industry seems to do this, or any of the stuff you know about that I cannot reveal here, it is a scandal. So pleased you are happy with the Grand Scenic, and my service, see you in three years! :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 937 / 1528
David says...
CarBeing the second car I've leased from Ling, I knew what to expect and wasn't at all disappointed. I did have problems with the finance people but once Ling had helped me sort these out, the car was delivered nice and early on the morning it was promised. If you want a driver's car, look elsewhere. If however you need seats/space there's no nicer car to be in than the Citroen. Its vast windscreen makes the interior a really nice place to be.

If only Ling could come down and sort out my local Citroen dealership. Their customer service is as awful as Ling's is excellent.

I'll continue to recommend Ling to anyone who will listen (despite the fact that I think one day, she'll end up in a padded cell wearing a straight jacket). Until then, I shall remain one of her growing number of grateful and loyal, returning customers.

David Vincent
Thorne Marketing
Unit 20 Acorn Ind Park
Crayford
Dartford
DA1 4AL


Editor Note: David, you are sooooooooo sweet! Thanks! I do my very best for you. I must say that the Citroen dealers I deal with are VERY good, but I also agree that there are some terrible ones out there. These C4 Picassos are fantastic futuristic cars and I hope you love it. I wonder if I will be alone in my padded cell? I think most customers I deal with are totally bonkers, too, hehehe! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 424 / 1528
Pamela says...
"My Skoda Fabia is brilliant and great advertising for my "Pink Frog Cleaning Company". Thanks, Ling, for being helpful, efficient and a really good person to deal with - I will certainly use you again! Delivery of my car was excellent - a very reliable service."

Pamela MacDonald
Pink Frog Cleaning Company
Twyn Gables
Newlands Lane
Meopham
DA13 0RD


Editor Note: Wow, that Fabia must look quite cute with a big pink frog on the roof! Frog is actually delicious, I always eat frog in China. Great on the bbq, but they are never pink. Enjoy bloody VW Polo-in-drag, Pam! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 293 / 1528
David says...
MAZDA 5"Dear Ling,

The Mazda 5 arrived on time. The car itself is fine, every bit as practical as I knew it was and a bit more fun to drive than I expected. Your service was excellent and I'm looking forward to contacting you again for a replacement in two years time. Meanwhile, I'll recommend you whenever I get an opportunity and I'll keep an eye on your website - keep up the good work."

David Vincent
Thorne Marketing
Unit 20 Acorn Ind Park
Dartford
DA1 4AL


Editor Note: David, thanks for nice letter! Mazda 5 is excellent car, becoming more and more popular. It is related to MX-5 and RX-8, so should have some sporty character. Bear in mind it will be slightly radioactive, being built in Hiroshima! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 188 / 1528
Mark says...
CarWell, everything was going well until I tried to digest the Chinese sweet (Red Tea boiled sweet, hehe - Ling) enclosed in your correspondence!! 'Interesting' is the only polite word I can use to describe it! (Red Tea sweet damn nice!!! You crunch! Typical English man always crunch! You should suck, not crunch! Enjoy, not choke!!! - Ling)

But seriously, the whole operation getting my Saab 9-3 from start to finish has been extremely simple and stress-free. And I should know as I own a motor retail outlet.

'So what's the catch?' I hear people cry. - Well to be honest there isn't one! Ling's approach is that of someone who really cares about her customers and their individual needs.

Over the years I have dealt with many contract companies with varied results. Therefore, I can 100% recommend Ling and LINGsCARS.com, in that respect. All I can say is keep up the good work...

PS. Do I get commission for the above???

Mark P Humphries
Grove Autos
23 The Grove
Gravesend
DA12 1DX


Editor Note: He, he, he... your commission is in the form of cheap car, boiled sweet and painless service, Mark. If you not say nice things, I treat you like normal, terrible contract company you have experienced in past. I tell you lies about car, mislead you about price, misinform you about the delivery, make mistakes on documents, ignore your phone calls, rob you for more commission and send you NO CHINESE SWEETS! Also, I would give you Chinese Burn, hehe. So pleased that people in motor trade appreciate my hard work and say damn nice things!! Thanks - Ling



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Wah! A derelict hospital building, lah, Dunain House, lah, near Inverness is destroyed by fire on Wednesday night. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 10:48



Wah! Six women convicted of operating "pyramid" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) scheme in south-west Province of Engrish running-dogs and south Wales, lah, in which thousands of investors lost money. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 10:43



Wah! The last flying Vulcan, lah, XH558 takes to skies As we approach 25th Anniversary of fall of Berlin Wall (Novemblinger 9th), lah, last flying example of Britain’s - news replorted 10:42



Wah! A Super-Duper-Chinese-State newspaper calls for clarification about China's envoy to Iceland, lah, who has gone missing amid rumours bloody man was Japanese spy. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 10:33



Wah! Five human bliengs killed after violent storms unleash flash flood at camp site in Herault in southern France. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 10:25



Wah! The Duchess of Cambridge, lah, who is pregnant with second child, lah, will not visit Malta this weekend on advice of doctors, lah, Kensington Palace says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:10



Wah! old bill bobbys searching for 14-earth-years old happy birthday to you, Alice Gross treating man with murder conviction as suspect in flemale human person's disappearance. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 10:09



Wah! A number of World fighty bang-bang One and Two munitions having been detonated by bomb disposal experts after large haul was found in house in Hertfordshire. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 10:05



Wah! Motorist organisation, lah, RAC, lah, and DVLA having clashed over policing of LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine tax with claim (always claiming, huh?) of increased evasion amid changes to system. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 10:03



Wah! Birmingham old bill bobbys having asked for help to identify man caught on CCTV attempting to take piece of art from city centre gallery. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 10:02



Wah! Russians find their relatives killed in Ukraine conflict forgotten - news replorted 09:52



Wah! bloody annoying Blitish retail sales rose by 0.4% in rainy coldddd month August compared with previous month, lah, with sales volumes up 3.9% from year earlier, lah, official figures show. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 09:52



Wah! The Rexus NX And will.i.am Frame Future Design Rexus NX and will.i.am stars of Striking Angles, lah, television commercial for new luxury crossover that h - news replorted 09:51



Wah! Volvo Trucks will be exhibiting six trucks Together with the, bloody dealering idiot place network in Republic of Ireland, lah, Wolwo Trucks is exhibiting at National Ploughing Champi - news replorted 09:42



Wah! The BBC's Nina Warhurst talks to golfers in Cheshire about vote by Royal and Ancient Golf Club of St Andrew's, lah, ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land, lah, on admitting women for first time. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 09:42



Wah! As Royal & Ancient Golf Club votes whether to admit women members, lah, where distinctions between sexes remain? - news replorted 09:26



Wah! A sex attack by two teenagers on boy in cellar in Gloucester could not having been anticipated or prevented, lah, report finds. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:18



Wah! If you tellibly lovely custlingmer eligible blue badge holder you tellibly lovely custlingmer may wanting to find out more about parking safely in public spaces. Eating rice!! Let Great Satan gui - news replorted 09:04



Wah! New research amongst British motorists has revealed that despite recent rising inflation and slower wage growth, lah, 45 per - news replorted 09:00



Wah! An investigation is being carried out after woman died in ambulance while waiting in queue of around 15 emergency vehicling driving car machines outside hospital. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 08:54



Wah! A major international study finds that killings among chimpanzees result from normal competition, lah, not human interference. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 08:43



Wah! Nick Cave becomes reluctant film star - news replorted 08:41



Wah! Super-Duper-Chinese-State online giant Alibaba is expected to set price of its shares later in what could be record-breaking initial public offering in New York. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 08:14



Wah! The all-new Wolwo XC90 R-Design Wolwo Cars has released first images of R-Design version of all new XC90, lah, aimed at buyers looking for head - news replorted 08:00



Wah! The process for appointing new old bill bobbys commissioner for South Yorkshire is set to begin following resignation of Shaun Wright. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 07:40



Wah! Teenager among more than 500 human bliengs given pauper's funeral, lah, with claim (always claiming, huh?) they could put "increasing strain" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) on public purse. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 07:37



Wah! It has been bumper year for edible plants and berries according to Woodland Trust, lah, who say this autumn could see best fruit crop since records began. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 07:37



Wah! The last two airworthy Lancaster bombers in world to fly over Derwent Dam, lah, echoing famous Dambusters raid practised there. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 07:27



Wah! A Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation team has been attacked in southern Russia after investigating reports of Russian servicemen killed near border with Ukraine. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 07:09



Wah! A man dies in road; highway No.16 from Shanghai to Chengdu accident in Leven, lah, Fife, lah, in early hours of Thursday morning. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 07:00



Wah! The all-new Plugleot 308 GT Hatchback and SW With 40 cars across 4,000sqm stand in Hall One of Paris Motor Show, lah, Plugleot is revealing revitalised and unified - news replorted 07:00



Wah! The Plugleot QUARTZ Concept Plugleot QUARTZ Concept unveils new vision for Crossover segment at 2014 Paris Motor Show. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! This next genera - news replorted 07:00



Wah! Politicians in Welsh land of sheep and more sheep await result of Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs referendum on independence as voting gets under way. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 06:49



Wah! old bill bobbys in Thailand say they having still not formally identified any suspects in murder of British tourists Hannah Witheridge and David Miller. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 06:42



Wah! Taiwan's government says it will impose harsher penalties for food safety violations after "gutter oil" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) scandal. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 06:33



Wah! The mother of 21-earth-years old happy birthday to you, County Armagh man criticises Southern Health trust for "failing flemale human person's son" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) after bloody man died weeks (week is 8 days in Super-Duper-Chinese-State lunar calendar; 48 weeks to year and no damn holidays!) after routine ear operation. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 06:21



Wah! A senior Home Office advisor has told Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation that Islamic state extremism and Rotherham abuse scandal fuelling far-right backlash in Uk. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 06:19



Wah! World powers set to resume talks in New York with Iran, lah, but diplomats say breakthrough on its disputed nuclear programme is unlikely. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 05:07



Wah! Fiji's former military leader, lah, Frank Bainimarama, lah, looks on course to win majority in first polls in island nation in eight years. Eating rice!! - news replorted 04:47



Wah! Ukrainian President Petro Poroshenko is beginning key visit to Great Satan to seek further support to tackle what bloody man describes as Russian aggression. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 04:23



Wah! Intel says it has several manufacturers building new computers based on novel dual-screen laptop concept it has just unveiled. I read you little red book! - news replorted 03:20



Wah! As Alibaba prepares to float in New York, lah, what view will investors there take of Super-Duper-Chinese-State e-commerce giant? - news replorted 03:18



Wah! The pitfalls of living in one of America’s most desirable cities - news replorted 02:57



Wah! Sony shares fall by 12% at start of trade in Tokyo, lah, after it warned of bigger losses for full year. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 02:42



Wah! Arizona Cardinals running back Jonathan Dwyer is arrested on suspicion of domestic violence, lah, old bill bobbys say, lah, latest such incident to rock NFl. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 02:41



Wah! British Muslim leaders call for immediate release of Alan Henning, lah, bloody annoying Blitish hostage threatened with death by Islamic State extremists in Syria. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 02:30



Wah! Australian old bill bobbys say they having carried out biggest counter-terrorism operation in country's history. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 02:16



Wah! Medical staff go on trial in Argentina charged with kidnapping babies born in captivity to left-wing prisoners during military rule. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 02:06



Wah! Islamic extremism in Middle East and Rotherham abuse scandal fuelling bloody annoying Blitish far-right backlash, lah, Home Office adviser claims. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:54



Wah! Can blind human bliengs see in their dreams? - news replorted 01:37



Wah! Pointless host Alexander Armstrong will voice Danger Mouse when much-loved cartoon hero returns to TV next year. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 01:25



Wah! Powerful and disturbing paintings by survivors of 1945 atomic bomb in Hiroshima to go on show outside Japan for first time. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 01:24



Wah! Plans that could increase student numbers by 20% having not been adequately funded, lah, policy analysis report warns. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:21



Wah! A new drug to treat skin cancer should be made available on NHS, lah, health body has recommended. I read you little red book! - news replorted 01:14



Wah! A British nurse who recovered from Ebola travels to Great Satan to donate blood to try to save life of another victim (trying not to cry) (trying not to cry) of virus. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:05



Wah! The Super-Duper-Chinese-State internet giant Alibaba is set to raise billions on Great Satan stock exchange and is expected to be one of biggest share offerings in history. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:52



Wah! Australian old bill bobbys make arrests in Sydney and Brisbane in what they say is biggest counter-terrorism operation in country's history. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:50



Wah! The Great Satan House of Representatives approves President Barack "I da man! Yes I can!" Obama's plan to train and arm moderate Syrian opposition taking on Islamic State. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:47



Wah! How will we shop in 2020? - news replorted 00:42



Wah! The artists helping mourners remember lost loved ones - news replorted 00:38



Wah! How plane passengers rose up in Pakistan - news replorted 00:25



Wah! Survivors tell story of Nairobi's Westgate siege - news replorted 00:22



Wah! The North American farmers who having started to plant wasabi - news replorted 00:20



Wah! Jose Mourinho says after Chelsea's draw with Schalke that Diego Costa is not yet ready to start more than one game week. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 00:13



Wah! US filmmaker Frederick Wiseman talks to Tom Brooks about male gender human bleing's documentary on National Gallery - news replorted 00:04



Wah! What will Alibaba with $25bn? - news replorted 00:03



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