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Lings Cars offers Citroen leasing , Citroen lease contract hire for all Citroen models. We supply cars for business and personal use with cheap deals for Citroen leasing contract hire and PCP contract purchase. Citroen is a French car manufacturer which produces cars under the Citroen brand The Citroen C-Crosser is a compact crossover SUV that went on sale in the summer of 2007, designed by Mitsubishi Motors for the French manufacturer Citroen and produced on the basis of the new Outlander. It was expected that the car would be named the C7, but it was announced that it will be known as the Citroen C-Crosser. The C-Crosser has taken its name from the concept car that Citroen showed at the Frankfurt Motor Show.
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Thanks for taking the time to look at my headline cars. Please note I can quote on any car on Contract Hire, PCP, or any Lease Cars or Lease Hire. In fact I can supply any kind of car leasing. Leasing is a very general term. However, Contract Hire and PCP are by far my favourite products and my customers' favourite products too! The rest can be a little confusing although in a few (business) cases can be appropriate.
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