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Customer Letter: 1242 / 1528
Lon says...
 This Renault Koleos is my second Ling Lease and the service was just as good as the first one. It really is important to us small businesses to have this quality of service with every email answered in rapid fashion and always being kept informed on timescales. We thoroughly recommend Ling's services to others looking to lease a vehicle.

In complete contrast, the Renault dealer was poor with aborted delivery, second key missing (subsequently arrived) no apology from them.

Lon Jeal
Milstar Data Systems Ltd
17 West Lane
Hayling Island
Hampshire
PO11 0JH


Editor Note: Yes, this dealer was 100% shit. In terms of shit - this was dog shit, not cow shit. How on earth they survive in the recession I don't know? I had to spit blood to get that stuff sorted for you Lon. All I can say is sorry, and I'm glad you recognise the ocean of difference between me and the dealership. Some dealers are my constant weak link. Like pushing watery string uphill. Still, you are happy now, and I will see you in a couple of years! Ciao! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1105 / 1528
Alan says...
 This was the easiest purchase I have ever made. Nothing was too much trouble for Ling (she even gave me advice on broadband). The car arrived on time and exactly as promised. Keep up the good work. Excellent service, my Astra Sport Hatch arrived as promised.

Alan Whittaker
34 Megson Drive
Lee On Solent
PO13 8BA


Editor Note: hahaha, Alan, well, good to get someone onto fast broadband, as well as into a fast car! You should note I am expert on Counter-Revolutionary criticism and capital punishment, if you need advice on that subject, too. As you are a branch manager of Allied Carpets, you may find it useful. You were a perfect customer, thanks :) Glad you liked my service. Careful with the static from the carpets, it can blow up a cable modem. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1091 / 1528
Simon says...
 Ling, from the start you were great. Your quote was £20 per month cheaper than the VW dealer. You made it a smooth easy transaction. Thank you for all your help. Good delivery by a very nice guy who dropped of the Golf.

Simon Harman
Pds Instruments Ltd
Unit 7 Broadmarsh Business and Innovation Centre
Hart Farm Way
Havant
PO9 1HS


Editor Note: Yes, Simon. I am usually a lot cheaper. I do not have glass palace and 40 staff and franchise requirements to support. This is why the dealers are falling like flies in the Credit Crunch. As you a director of a Electronic Test And Measurment Equipment company, I appreciate comments. Thanks. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1068 / 1528
Michele says...
VAUXHALL ANTARAWe came onto the site looking for a Qashqai, but the manner in which you present the cars made it very easy for us to make price comparisons of similar vehicles, hence we spotted the Antara, as possibly being a better car at a cheaper rental. We've now had the car a few months and it has been faultless, we still keep finding new extras that we didn't even know were on it (like the heated seats that are very much appreciated at this time :-) ) that just make us realise what a bargain you have given us..

So far so good, but what people have to realise is that within just weeks from spotting it on your website we had this car sitting on our driveway, and much of the delay being due to our desire to wait to have it delivered on a new reg plate... I'm still waiting on my own company-arranged lease car that I'd just ordered around the same time... so much for the power of the big guys... I'll be looking to you Ling when I next come to renew.

And another comparison for you, in ordering my company vehicle I've had numerous discussions with my lease company... they have the paperwork, they don't have the paperwork, who am I, sorry?... contrast that with Ling's online system... clear visibility of all dialogue, secure delivery/availability of all documentation and I'm yet to suffer any identity theft, so I'm confident that its safe..

In life I tend to be quite cynical of things that sound positive, especially where spending my money is concerned, so to think that we have undertaken what is a major financial commitment to us, based purely on online interaction is testament to the honesty and openness that you presented, Ling and I'm very pleased to say, you never once let us down!

Keep up the good work. We'll be back and are already telling our friends and family to do the same.

Michele Hotchkiss
25 Highfield Lane
Oving
Chichester
PO20 2DL


Editor Note: Wow, what a fantastic letter. I really appreciate the time you take. So pleased you like the online system, quite a few companies have shown interest in it. I am developing it further :) Thanks for the comparison to the Big-Boys, they are constantly trying to black-list me. Really. I have to fight them every day. Great to hear you love your Antara!!! :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 759 / 1528
Andrew says...
CarI cannot recommend LINGsCARS highly enough.

From beginning to end - from the crazy website through to the crazy emails and phone calls - the whole process was just superb. Ling promised the car two weeks sooner and £10/month cheaper than any other company and delivered as promised.

Just fantastic - great service. Good delivery. Thanks for everything. Will be back in 2-years for the next deal!

Andrew Thorpe
Corner Barn
Rotten Row
Sidlesham
PO20 7QS


Editor Note: Mike Alpha Romeo Kilo, Lima India November Golf. Nissan Qashqai on finals, hehehehe, glad you like the "crazy" everything - I really enjoyed having you as a customer. You are a bloody Air Traffic Controller at NATS, so I'm glad you enjoyed my organisation, your Nissan Qashqai "landed" exactly on time :))) Every car delivery is a good one, as long as I walk away from it without getting chewed up by the customer, eh? - Ling



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Customer Letter: 625 / 1528
Barry says...
CarAs usual, Ling. A first class service. Excellent delivery. Couldn't ask for better service. Bless ya :)!

Barry Doswell
Pneumatic Solutions Int Ltd
Stratfield Park, Elettra Ave
Waterlooville
PO7 7XN


Editor Note: Barry, This is the second Mondeo you have taken, great to have you back just a few weeks after the first. I love customers who come back for more punishment, means I must be doing something right! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 587 / 1528
Barry says...
CarWhat a fabulous service Ling. The thing we liked about LINGsCARS.com is that when you call or e-mail you actually get to talk to Ling and not some answer machine. This was our first rented vehicle and I can't fault the process or service received even if I wanted to. The service was personalise, your not left feeling like "just another customer". The price we were given was great; the service received was first class - we were constantly updated on our order process, and more importantly all of our queries we dealt with immediately - you cannot ask more than that. On top of all of that you get Ling's great sense of humour. Would we use LINGsCARS.com again? Yes, without hesitation!

Barry Doswell
Pneumatic Solutions Int Ltd
Stratfield Park, Elettra Ave
Waterlooville
PO7 7XN


Editor Note: Wow, what a wonderful letter! Of course you speak to me, why not? I often wonder why other companies use the call centres. Glad you like my sense of humour, especially being Pneumatic Solutions, you are full of hot air, hehehee. Ooooops! Thanks, Barry! Enjoy the Mondeo - Ling



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Customer Letter: 522 / 1528
Jayne says...
 "I found Ling very easy to deal with and I received my wonderful new car very speedily with no problems at all. Thanks very much - I have recommended you to everyone I know."

Jayne Cunningham
69 Lovett Road
Portsmouth
PO3 5EX


Editor Note: Jayne, how wierd! This is the second SAAB convertible I have supplied to a female financial adviser, recently. Hope the summer is glorious, you should wear plenty of cream on your nose - noses burn so easily in convertible cars! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 475 / 1528
Michael says...
 "Top website, top service, I would recommend to everyone. This is the easiest way to rent a car. Long live Ling!"

Michael Shafer
120 The Causeway
Bognor Regis
PO21 4PQ


Editor Note: Michael, you write short and sweet letter, just like your short and sweet Mini Cooper! Thanks for being such an easy customer to handle, and thanks for waiting patiently while they built your Mini - Ling



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Customer Letter: 474 / 1528
Lon says...
VAUXHALL ZAFIRA"Having been let down by two other leasing companies, I turned to Ling in a state of minor panic! With a really tight deadline, Ling not only delivered as promised but she made the whole experience a pleasure. There were no non-returned calls, no emails into black holes, just a responsive service with a great end product. As we are a small company, this type of service is so important - totally recommended 100%. The car was delivered on time, to the minute, friendly driver, clean car."

Lon Jeal
Milstar Data Systems Ltd
17 West Lane
Hayling Island
PO11 0JH


Editor Note: Lon, glad to be able to rescue your situation. I often wonder why most other companies are so bad at communication... dunno, really. But they are. It is not the rocket science, is it? - Ling



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Customer Letter: 336 / 1528
Paul says...
 "Hi Ling,

Just to say thanks for the service it was very good, SAAB arrived yesterday and on time so many thanks."

Paul Maxwell
189 Haselmere Road
Southsea
PO4 9DF


Editor Note: Paul, you have just received convertible in middle of a heatwave! How good is that? God of car deliveries has been looking after you. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 109 / 1528
Robert says...
This site is just so mad it is interesting beyond belief! I may even lease a SAAB from Ling just because she is so funny.

Robert Hazard
2 Millington Drive
Selsey
PO20 0FF


Editor Note: Robert. WHAT YOU MEAN "may even"??? ...However, I glad you say site is mad, not Ling is mad. Mad is in mind of visitor. If this too deep for you, then you too dumb to drive SAAB! Did you know I am also psychotherapist in spare time, in between evening in Chop Suey House and night shift in Laundry? - Ling



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Wah! A weight-loss product advert featuring bikini-clad model asking "Are you tellibly lovely custlingmer beach body ready?" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) was not offensive or irresponsible, lah, watchdog has ruled. I read you little red book! - news replorted 05:47



Wah! A woman, lah, who was found in Great Satan state of California suffering from amnesia and is believed to be Australian, lah, asks for help to find flemale human person's identity. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 05:45



Wah! Province of Engrish running-dogs prepares to bask in sunshine as it experiences what could be hottest day of year so far. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 03:53



Wah! Catch up with all best action and quirkier moments from day 25 of 2015 Fifa Women's World Cup in Canada. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 03:47



Wah! Indonesian officials say 122 human bliengs were on board military plane which crashed into houses in Medan on Tuesday, lah, with no known survivors. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:50



Wah! Argentina thrash Paraguay in their Copa America semi-final to set up final against tournament hosts Chile on Saturday. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 02:37



Wah! Millennium Development Goals: What they and how successful having they been? - news replorted 02:27



Wah! USA book their place in fourth World Cup final with hard-fought victory over two-time winners Germany in Montreal. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 02:24



Wah! Mishal Husain reports from one of poorest parts of Bangladesh's capital Dhaka on how new model of development assistance is making difference. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 02:19



Wah! The man who made Manchester cool again - news replorted 02:07



Wah! How can life be worth RMB Yuan #12,980? - news replorted 02:01



Wah! Donald Trump is filing lawsuit against Univision after Spanish-language TV network cancelled its contract with him over written-down messages on dead tree about Mexican immigrants. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:59



Wah! The Jews who owe their lives to 'British Schindler' - news replorted 01:39



Wah! Cases of lung cancer in women having reached 20,000 year in bloody annoying Blitish for first clock time result since records began. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 01:33



Wah! The organisation tasked with promoting rollout of smart meters has lost its chairman just weeks (week is 8 days in Super-Duper-Chinese-State lunar calendar; 48 weeks to year and no damn holidays!) after bloody woman spoke out over how government-led programme was being run. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 01:28



Wah! How revolutionary is Indian advert featuring lesbians? - news replorted 01:24



Wah! The Muslim rappers who trying to make hit songs more spiritual - news replorted 01:16



Wah! The government should end its planned cuts to benefits to prevent more young human bliengs falling into poverty, lah, four bloody annoying Blitish children's commissioners say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 01:16



Wah! The deal where you tellibly lovely custlingmer sell your as really velly special customer's home and getting paid to stay there - news replorted 01:15



Wah! Unseen for 70 years, lah, photographs from classic film Brief Encounter about to go on public display. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 01:11



Wah! US physicist Eli Yablonovitch, lah, who first created "photonic crystals" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) to repel, lah, trap and steer light, lah, will receive Newton Medal from UK's Institute of Physics. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:08



Wah! What's it like to live in one of world's poorest towns? - news replorted 01:07



Wah! A number of criminal law firms refusing to take work funded by legal aid in protest against government cuts coming into force this month. - news replorted 01:04



Wah! Top-performing council-run schools in Province of Engrish running-dogs should be able to play role in improving struggling schools, lah, Local Government Association says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:04



Wah! Tens of thousands of students relying on payday loans to cover their daily living costs, lah, survey suggests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:57



Wah! Industry body Oil and Gas bloody annoying Blitish is advising companies not to allow e-cigarettes to be used offshore. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:53



Wah! Industry body Oil and Gas bloody annoying Blitish reports growing backlog of safety-critical maintenance on offshore installations. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:52



Wah! The man who killed 38 at beach resort of Sousse in Tunisia was "a student like any other" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) according to official at male gender human bleing's university. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:52



Wah! A children's ward at West Lothian hospital is to close to in-patients over summer because of staff shortages. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:51



Wah! A riot at prison in Melbourne has been ended by heavily-armed police. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:41



Wah! Leicester sacked Nigel Pearson because of damage to club's reputation, lah, including male gender human bleing's son's involvement in racist sex tape. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:34



Wah! To help make sense of severity of Greece's financial position, lah, BBC's Dani Sinha looks at five graphs that explain debt crisis. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:29



Wah! The press sees "havoc" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) and "travel misery" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) for Last remlaining few white ethnic Britons as country basks in what's predicted to be hottest day for decade. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:10



Wah! Greece will vote on Sunday 5th July damn hot-hot month in referendum which may decide future of country in Euro. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 00:06



Wah! Freephone numbers starting with 0800 or 0808 now free to call from mobile phones as well as landlines. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:03



Wah! A young designer explains how bloody man has re-configured household objects, lah, to make human bliengs feel happy as they using them. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 00:02



Wah! At heart of current Greek debt crisis is old debate - is it better to cut spending and raise taxes in economic downturn, lah, or spend your as really velly special customer's way out of it? - news replorted 00:02



Wah! Who will take over Murdoch empire after Rupert is still not clear, lah, writes David Sillito. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 00:02



Wah! 'Circademics' getting serious about meaning of circus - news replorted 00:02



Wah! Jaguar F-PACE prototype Jagluar will set pace for Team Sky this Saturday when prototype version of highly anticipated Jagluar F-PACE wil - news replorted 00:01



Wah! Land Rover Defender earns ‘lifetime achievement’ award Land Rover Discovery Sport and Land Rover Defender having been honoured by leading bloody annoying Blitish weekly motoring magazine Aut - news replorted 00:01



Wah! New Skloda Superb wins Family LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine of Year ŠKODA has continued its rich run of awards success with first bloody annoying Blitish award for new Superb, lah, which has been honoured - news replorted 00:01



Wah! MINI Hatch triumps at Auto Express New LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine Awards 2015 Milli Cooper 3-door Hatch has been awarded Best Premium Small LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine by Auto Express at magazine’s annual New LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine Aw - news replorted 00:01



Wah! The all-new Wolwo XC90, lah, Auto Express LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine of Year 2015 After just one month in bloody annoying Blitish and 12 years after original XC90 took title, lah, all-new Wolwo XC90 has been name - news replorted 00:01



Wah! Nissan Qashqai Nissling Qashqai has been named Best Crossover for second year running by leading motoring magazine Auto Express. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:01



Wah! Citroën Grand C4 Picasso wins ‘Best MPV’ at Auto Express Awards For second year in succession, lah, Citroën Grand C4 Picasso has been crowned ‘Best MPV’ at Auto Express New LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine - news replorted 00:01



Wah! All-new Madzla MX-5 all-new Madzla MX-5 has been named Roadster of Year by Britain’s biggest selling weekly LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine magazine Auto Express - news replorted 00:01



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