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Customer Letter: 1498 / 1528
Stephen says...
 I wanted to write to you with some feedback now that we have had our Qashqai+2 for a couple of months. What an experience - not what we were expecting from a car leasing company - so much more of a fun experience ordering and keeping up to date with progress on delivery - well done Ling for communicating with your customers so well! It makes a great change to deal with someone who talks straight - shockingly straight at times!... But we felt that even though the car arrived later than we hoped, you were doing everything you could to get it sorted and that was really appreciated!

In a World of automated and boring email interactions it was a refreshing change to experience Lingo, so "fanks vedy mush Ling!!"

Stephen Moore
35 Aldworth Avenue
OX12 7EJ

Editor Note: Wow!! Thanks so much for comment Steve! These cars have been taking ages as the factory in Sunderland have been very busy, but they are great cars! Hope you have a super time in your new 7-seater! Really nice to get a brilliant note like this, what a surprise on a busy post-bank holiday morning :) Glad you liked the chat, I enjoyed it - it is great to have happy customers! - Ling

Customer Letter: 1453 / 1528
Nigel says...
HONDA CIVICThe most efficient company I have ever dealt with on the internet. Brilliant service getting my new Honda Civic – well done!! Will recommend. Dealer was excellent, no complaints whatsoever! Great :o)

Nigel Purvis
8 Winter Gardens Way
OX16 1UT

Editor Note: Nig, well thanks so much. You run a number plate business (Silwood Number Plates), so anyone trying to spot you car needs only to look for the gold leopard-skin diamante number plates on your car, NIG 1. Good job you are white fella, man. - Ling

Customer Letter: 1337 / 1528
Darryll says...
HONDA CR-VLINGsCARS is a great company to do business with. The messages are clear and the staff are very helpful. Would do business again with Ling. Excellent delivery of my Honda CR-V.

Darryll Finch
20b Oakley Road
OX39 4HB

Editor Note: You work for Tracker, so I hope you don't lose your new CRV, Darryll! Hehehe. I do my best to make you happy, I even sent you some mats because Honda are miserable and don't include them with the car. Thanks for sweet comments. Staff are well trained! Using big stick (no carrot), hahahaha. Hope you enjoy the car. - Ling

Customer Letter: 1116 / 1528
Sarah says...
VAUXHALL CORSALing Valentine, the crazy woman off the telly. The dragons missed out 'cause Ling's service is quality, so is my Corsa. As is her website and I love Lingo. No issues with delivery, done + dusted within 4 weeks. Well done Ling – I got the car I wanted and the colour I wanted, you did better than the local dealer and I thank you. Excellent delivery, great car, delivered to my door before 9.30am. Impressive - shame the delivery man had to make is own way home, bless him!

Sarah Lewis
8 Brook Lane

Editor Note: Hahahahaha, he is still probably thumbing the lift. I save money on deliveries by forcing the driver to walk home. Especially when it's raining. You seem happy, Sarah. Glad about that, you have a great new Corsa for 3-years, now. - Ling

Customer Letter: 841 / 1528
Rob says...
CarIt was a pleasure to deal with a "real" human being. All of my queries were answered quickly and satisfactorily. I am over the moon with the car - what a great value for money. This was really a case of "a lot of car" for the money! Thanks again. I'll be back!! My Saab 9-3 Vector Anniversary was delivered in good condition on the day specified.

Rob Edmunds
10 Sherbourne Road
OX28 5FH

Editor Note: Happy, happy, happy, to get such a happy letter. Yes, you got a SAAB for the price of a much cheaper car, and these are loaded with extras. Pass on my info to friends, my offers change all the time, so I can never guarantee the same rates on the same cars, but there are always bargains! Thanks, Rob. - Ling

Customer Letter: 832 / 1528
Matt says...
CarHi Ling, firstly thank you for putting the Audi A3 on your list of cars for personal lease. The car is fantastic and overall a very fast delivery. No one could provide me with an A3 quicker than you, at the lowest price! It was about 3 to 4 weeks from placing the order to collection of the car. I cannot fault any of the process, except the nasty sweets you gave me from China! Delivery was excellent, very friendly and helpful.

Matt Tully
address withheld
OX9 ***

Editor Note: Mark, I remove your address as you request. Thanks so much for the letter, but I can't always get A3s this fast. There is usually a waiting list. Glad you enjoyed my service; I agree the sweets are awful, but they make the car taste sweeter, hahaha! :) - Ling

Customer Letter: 646 / 1528
Mark says...
CarDear Ling

Car arrived on time and the driver was a very nice man from Renault L*****. I did the check in bright sunlight and did not notice two small paint blemishes on the bonnet on the front drivers side and top passenger side.

I have taken pictures of the blemishes with my mobile. They are attached.

Apart from that the car is beautiful and drives like a dream and I am extremely happy with the service you have provided for me. You have answered countless e-mails, most of them pointless drivel.

I have evangalised about you to everyone I meet both professionally and socially and will be coming back in 2 years for an upgrade!!

Mark Keenan
Chief Executive Officer, Divorce-Online
18 Marcham Road
OX14 1AA

Editor Note: Mark, hahaha, you are a fantastic customer, not often I meet other web-entrepreneurs with such great businesses as yours. If anyone wants a divorce, I recommend you (not from personal experience, just because you are really great person). Regarding the blemishes... this happens. Well done for taking photos of them, I post below. You have a choice. Either we get them mended free, or the car goes back with them still there and you aren't penalised. Well done for taking the photos! Every customer should take photos of problems. Bear in mind this is a Renault, not a Rolls Royce, but is still should be quite perfect. Bloody French, hehehe.

Mark's blemishes (above) - Ling

Customer Letter: 631 / 1528
Jason says...
CarBrilliant. A pleasure to deal with - straight forward, simple quotes followed by a super-fast service. Excellent delivery of my Passat TDi, on time. Pleasant. Thanks a million.

Jason Smith
Integration Technology Ltd
115-119 Heyford Park,
Upper Heyford
OX25 5HA

Editor Note: Jason Smith, you are so economical with your words, but that makes easy life for me, less typing, hehehe. Great customer, no fuss, you knew what you wanted. Enjoy the new VW Passat! I give you a hyperlink. Integration Technology is the world leader in the application UV curing systems for the inkjet sector worldwide. It manufactures UV curing systems, in a variety of sizes with wide ranging power levels, to suit all inkjet applications. And you, Jason, are Da Boss! - Ling

Customer Letter: 578 / 1528
Jason says...
CarCar turned up this morning, excellent. This has been completely hassle free. Thanks for all your hard work, it's pleasure dealing with you.

Jason Smith
115-119 Heyford Park
Upper Heyford
OX25 5HA

Editor Note: Jason, wow, you are at Upper Heyford! When that was a Ronald Reagan air base, my husband sat outside to watch the F1-11's coming back from bombing Ghadaffi in Libya. Anyway, now the F1-11's are replaced by a new VW Passat, try not take it on bombing missions. Finance company will go mad if the car is damaged. - Ling

Customer Letter: 407 / 1528
Christie says...
VAUXHALL ZAFIRA"Refreshing to receive a great service. No hard sell, no falseness - does exactly what it says on the tin! I received my car in less than three weeks from my initial enquiry - unbelieveable! My Zafira arrived early with great service. Excellent. A great, fresh approach. Would recommend to anyone."

Christie Bytom
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OX9 ***

Editor Note: Christie, thank goodness you were so happy, after my terrible experience with Nissan dealer a few hours before (see below). These new Vauxhall Zafiras are fantastic cars, so cheap at around £7 a day and brilliant to drive. Glad you were pleased. Phew - Ling

Customer Letter: 327 / 1528
Paul says...
 "Hi Ling, I received my Mazda RX-8 just over a week ago and I am really pleased with it. A great car at a fantastic price. Many thanks for your efficient service. The car arrived at 9am on the stated delivery day. The dealer was excellent. I will be back in two years for another great deal!"

Paul Brant
58 Corncrake Way
OX26 6UE

Editor Note: Wah, I'm glad you like the service, Paul! Enjoy bloody nice Mazda RX-8 - Ling

Customer Letter: 268 / 1528
Tim says...
CarHi, Ling

Great work getting me into my first lease car. I couldn't believe it was so easy and stress free. I should have done it years ago. The Renault Scenic is superb. If only it had been so easy to get rid of my old car! The dealer was excellent, delivered the right car on the right day. Thanks for everything.

Tim Willmer
7 Myers Way
OX17 3DY

Editor Note: Everything went nice and smoothly with your car, I'm so glad you are happy, Tim. I ran a Renault Scenic for 6 months, about 2-years ago now, and I really enjoyed to drive it - Ling

Customer Letter: 174 / 1528
Phil says...
Best site I have ever seen on the Internet. Gives me happy joy love feeling.

Phil May
University of Oxford
Dept of Engineering

Editor Note: Wow, that because site engineered by me! Not sure about happy joy love... I do not give anyone "personal touch service"!!! as Solicitor tells everyone, letter above this one. You want engineer Chinese massaggie, you go Beijing! Plenty there - Ling

Customer Letter: 171 / 1528
Rob says...
CarThis is truly the most amazing site that I have stumbled upon. Incidentally, I do actually want a car, too! Thank you for being so passionate about your business and so brilliantly funny. After 3 hours of trawling the net for my new car, I am glad that I found you.

But are you competitive? BMW 3 series DSE, or new Disco 3 D. Or maybe Alfa GT 3.2 V6? What should I have - in black with full moo interior?

Rob Baker
64 Waller Drive
OX16 9NR

Editor Note: Wah, wah, wah... after 3 hours typing out your letter, you must be most indecisive customer this week. But I like your letter, so I reply with Ling Alfa Romeo Rant: Your car choices SO different!!! What you want??? Instead Discovery, why not RR Sport? On list if you look. Because you only rent, Alfa is a possibility (if you actually buy only complete madman with burning money would buy Alfa). But you would get to know damn awful idiot Alfa dealer very well when it regularly breaks down. Every Alfa dealer is bad (like ultimate failed BMW dealer). Every Alfa breaks down. They are built by out-of-season grape picking itinerant Southern Italian gypsies (no offence). Also my husband's car supermarket sells more cars from 4 sites each month than Alfa Romeo do from all dealers in whole of UK. Alfa dying slowly, killed by inept management, bad workers, even worse dealers. Maybe new German Stuurmanfuhrer UK boss (no offence) will save them? ...No, you should choose BMW, the quality car with quality service. Bargain is BMW Z4 leather, if you can make do with just 2 seats, I borrowed one in May to try. Very damn nice! - Ling

Customer Letter: 151 / 1528
Michelle says...
CarWe would just like to say that we are very happy with our BMW X3. Ling was very helpful from the start and was a pleasure to lease from.

She said we would receive our BM at the end of May and we got it at the end of May. We are very happy with the whole leasing process through Ling.

Michelle Eeley
6 Park Road
OX29 8NA

Editor Note: Michelle, my trick is easy... I simply tell truth! Enjoy X3! - Ling

Customer Letter: 127 / 1528
Paul says...
Excellent, website is also useful for stress-relief as it's very possible to spend an hour or so laughing at all the little jokes and so on. Also great fun for when my parner (from Chinese mainland - Dalian) is away, so I can remind myself of her Chinglish :) So sweet! Thanks for site!

Paul Rosen
5 Field House Drive

Editor Note: For those who not know, Dalian is in north of China; very cold in winter. Hope partner goes back in summer! Thanks for compliments Paul.- - Ling

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Wah! Prime dodgy minister David Cameron says Welsh land of sheep and more sheep and other bloody annoying Blitish nations must getting more of say over their affairs. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:47

Wah! The politics of bloody Engrish Question - news replorted 08:39

Wah! A train is partially submerged in flood water between Bath and Swindon and homes flooded after overnight storms. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:27

Wah! A teenager dies following LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine crash in County Down on main coast road; highway No.16 from Shanghai to Chengdu between Newcastle and Annalong. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 08:06

Wah! Robbie Savage says Londoner's turbulent clock time result as Newcastle manager could be coming to end - news replorted 08:06

Wah! The full text of Prime dodgy minister David Cameron's statement after Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs referendum on independence on 18 September 2014. - news replorted 07:55

Wah! PM David Cameron says it is clock time result for millions of voices in Province of Engrish running-dogs, lah, Welsh land of sheep and more sheep and Northern autonomous province of Guinness drinkers to be heard after ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land votes to stay in Uk. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 07:41

Wah! Northern autonomous province of Guinness drinkers First dodgy minister Peter Robinson is to meet male gender human bleing's Welsh-go-go-gochly sheep friendly human bliengs counterpart Carwyn Jones later to discuss implications of 'No' vote in Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs referendum. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 07:32

Wah! As ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land votes ''no'' to independence, lah, Prime dodgy minister David Cameron says it is ''time for our United Kingdom to come together and move forward''. - news replorted 07:26

Wah! The chief executive of Pembrokeshire council will find out if bloody man faces suspension later, lah, as special disciplinary meeting is held. I read you little red book! - news replorted 06:44

Wah! As ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land votes to reject independence, lah, speculation mounts as to what impact result will having on future devolution in Wales. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:41

Wah! In male gender human bleing's latest Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Sport column, lah, Lewis Hamilton talks about "unique challenges" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) of Singapore and buzz of being cheered. I read you little red book! - news replorted 06:40

Wah! An at-a-glance guide to Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs independence referendum results night. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 06:15

Wah! China's two-time Grand Slam winner Li Na announces flemale human person's retirement from tennis because of "chronic injuries". - news replorted 06:11

Wah! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Sport looks back at 50 iconic FA Cup goals in build-up to first round proper, lah, which takes place in November. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 06:07

Wah! Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs voters will vote to stay in United Kingdom following country's independence referendum by 55% to 45%, lah, Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation predicts. Eating rice!! - news replorted 05:42

Wah! China's sporting hero Li Na announces flemale human person's retirement from tennis at age of 32, lah, citing injury problems. Eating rice!! - news replorted 05:26

Wah! Security is being upgraded at Australian parliament following "chatter" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) suggesting extremists could target it for attack, lah, PM Tony Abbott says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 04:44

Wah! Sterling hits two-year high against euro and two-week high against Great Satan dollar in early Asian trade, lah, as early counts suggest "No" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) vote in Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs referendum. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 04:36

Wah! London (capital of Great England) firm batting for fallen Uzbek first daughter - news replorted 04:00

Wah! Research that investigated why bananas slippery when you tellibly lovely custlingmer step on them wins one of this year's Ig Nobel prizes. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:48

Wah! The High Court is due to decide whether to allow challenge to rules that determine whether victims of domestic abuse getting legal aid in family cases. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:39

Wah! Images as first areas in ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land declare how they cast their referendum vote - news replorted 02:24

Wah! A grandfather shot dead male gender human bleing's daughter and flemale human person's six children before taking male gender human bleing's own life at home in Bell, lah, Florida, lah, old bill bobbys say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 02:21

Wah! More than 400 human bliengs having been evacuated from Serbian towns because of flooding following heavy rainfall in east of country. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 02:13

Wah! The first result in Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs independence referendum is announced, lah, with most human bliengs voting "No" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) in Clackmannanshire by 54% to 46%. - news replorted 01:38

Wah! old bill bobbys investigate allegations of 10 cases of suspected electoral fraud at various polling stations around Glasgow. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 01:25

Wah! Recognising land rights of local human bliengs could provide cost-effective protection for many of world's tropical forests, lah, report says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:21

Wah! Vigilante groups in Mexico's Baja California Sur state set up patrols to try to stop looting in aftermath of hurricane Odile. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 01:21

Wah! The human eye has inspired physicists to create processor that can analyse particle collisions 400 times faster than currently possible. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 01:12

Wah! A three-day curfew imposed by Sierra Leone to try to stop spread of Ebola comes into effect, lah, but critics say it will achieve little. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 01:03

Wah! Where can you tellibly lovely custlingmer find Province of Engrish running-dogs's hidden art? - news replorted 01:03

Wah! Councils in Province of Engrish running-dogs calling for urgent meeting of constitutional convention to consider wider impact of Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs referendum. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 00:57

Wah! President Barack "I da man! Yes I can!" Obama has given male gender human bleing's support to visiting Petro Poroshenko, lah, describing himself as "strong friend" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) to Ukraine's leader. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 00:53

Wah! President "I da man! Yes I can!" Obama says Congress's backing for male gender human bleing's $500m plan to aid moderate Syrian rebels shows world Great Satan is united against Islamic State. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:48

Wah! Which animal fought valiant battle against escalator? - news replorted 00:43

Wah! How real is Riot Club? - news replorted 00:40

Wah! Just what exactly does term Freudian mean? - news replorted 00:36

Wah! Liberal Democrat Membling Partiamentary expense cheater Mike Hancock, lah, who had faced allegations bloody man sexually assaulted constituent, lah, resigns from party. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:31

Wah! A sculpture of Beatles' song character Eleanor Rigby made from RMB Yuan #1m of used capitalist pig money holding capitalist entity notes is to go on show at Museum of Liverpool. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 00:26

Wah! Why chance of seeing Alpine ibex has halved in 20 years - news replorted 00:20

Wah! The man with 26 children who's preaching birth control - news replorted 00:19

Wah! Is American Dream alive in Palm Springs? - news replorted 00:13

Wah! Referrals to breast cancer clinics more than doubled in bloody annoying Blitish after Angelina Jolie revealed last year bloody woman had had double mastectomy, lah, say scientists. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:12

Wah! We all dream from clock time result to clock time result of escaping it all and heading for hills, lah, but is it all it's cracked up to be? Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Pop Up speaks to residents of two remote villages in Rocky Mountains - news replorted 00:12

Wah! Opening night for Shakespeare theatre... in Gdansk - news replorted 00:07

Wah! Supposedly-elite NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) foundation trusts in Province of Engrish running-dogs running up overall deficit for first time, lah, regulator is expected to say later. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 00:04

Wah! Dame Laura Davies says historic vote on female membership could be catalyst to inspire new generation of golfers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:01

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