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Customer Letter: 1498 / 1528
Stephen says...
 I wanted to write to you with some feedback now that we have had our Qashqai+2 for a couple of months. What an experience - not what we were expecting from a car leasing company - so much more of a fun experience ordering and keeping up to date with progress on delivery - well done Ling for communicating with your customers so well! It makes a great change to deal with someone who talks straight - shockingly straight at times!... But we felt that even though the car arrived later than we hoped, you were doing everything you could to get it sorted and that was really appreciated!

In a World of automated and boring email interactions it was a refreshing change to experience Lingo, so "fanks vedy mush Ling!!"

Stephen Moore
35 Aldworth Avenue
Wantage
OX12 7EJ


Editor Note: Wow!! Thanks so much for comment Steve! These cars have been taking ages as the factory in Sunderland have been very busy, but they are great cars! Hope you have a super time in your new 7-seater! Really nice to get a brilliant note like this, what a surprise on a busy post-bank holiday morning :) Glad you liked the chat, I enjoyed it - it is great to have happy customers! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1453 / 1528
Nigel says...
HONDA CIVICThe most efficient company I have ever dealt with on the internet. Brilliant service getting my new Honda Civic – well done!! Will recommend. Dealer was excellent, no complaints whatsoever! Great :o)

Nigel Purvis
8 Winter Gardens Way
Banbury
OX16 1UT


Editor Note: Nig, well thanks so much. You run a number plate business (Silwood Number Plates), so anyone trying to spot you car needs only to look for the gold leopard-skin diamante number plates on your car, NIG 1. Good job you are white fella, man. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1337 / 1528
Darryll says...
HONDA CR-VLINGsCARS is a great company to do business with. The messages are clear and the staff are very helpful. Would do business again with Ling. Excellent delivery of my Honda CR-V.

Darryll Finch
20b Oakley Road
Chinnor
Oxfordshire
OX39 4HB


Editor Note: You work for Tracker, so I hope you don't lose your new CRV, Darryll! Hehehe. I do my best to make you happy, I even sent you some mats because Honda are miserable and don't include them with the car. Thanks for sweet comments. Staff are well trained! Using big stick (no carrot), hahahaha. Hope you enjoy the car. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1116 / 1528
Sarah says...
VAUXHALL CORSALing Valentine, the crazy woman off the telly. The dragons missed out 'cause Ling's service is quality, so is my Corsa. As is her website and I love Lingo. No issues with delivery, done + dusted within 4 weeks. Well done Ling – I got the car I wanted and the colour I wanted, you did better than the local dealer and I thank you. Excellent delivery, great car, delivered to my door before 9.30am. Impressive - shame the delivery man had to make is own way home, bless him!

Sarah Lewis
8 Brook Lane
Witney
Oxfordshire
OX281BP


Editor Note: Hahahahaha, he is still probably thumbing the lift. I save money on deliveries by forcing the driver to walk home. Especially when it's raining. You seem happy, Sarah. Glad about that, you have a great new Corsa for 3-years, now. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 841 / 1528
Rob says...
CarIt was a pleasure to deal with a "real" human being. All of my queries were answered quickly and satisfactorily. I am over the moon with the car - what a great value for money. This was really a case of "a lot of car" for the money! Thanks again. I'll be back!! My Saab 9-3 Vector Anniversary was delivered in good condition on the day specified.

Rob Edmunds
10 Sherbourne Road
Witney
OX28 5FH


Editor Note: Happy, happy, happy, to get such a happy letter. Yes, you got a SAAB for the price of a much cheaper car, and these are loaded with extras. Pass on my info to friends, my offers change all the time, so I can never guarantee the same rates on the same cars, but there are always bargains! Thanks, Rob. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 832 / 1528
Matt says...
CarHi Ling, firstly thank you for putting the Audi A3 on your list of cars for personal lease. The car is fantastic and overall a very fast delivery. No one could provide me with an A3 quicker than you, at the lowest price! It was about 3 to 4 weeks from placing the order to collection of the car. I cannot fault any of the process, except the nasty sweets you gave me from China! Delivery was excellent, very friendly and helpful.

Matt Tully
address withheld
Oxon
OX9 ***


Editor Note: Mark, I remove your address as you request. Thanks so much for the letter, but I can't always get A3s this fast. There is usually a waiting list. Glad you enjoyed my service; I agree the sweets are awful, but they make the car taste sweeter, hahaha! :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 646 / 1528
Mark says...
CarDear Ling

Car arrived on time and the driver was a very nice man from Renault L*****. I did the check in bright sunlight and did not notice two small paint blemishes on the bonnet on the front drivers side and top passenger side.

I have taken pictures of the blemishes with my mobile. They are attached.

Apart from that the car is beautiful and drives like a dream and I am extremely happy with the service you have provided for me. You have answered countless e-mails, most of them pointless drivel.

I have evangalised about you to everyone I meet both professionally and socially and will be coming back in 2 years for an upgrade!!

Mark Keenan
Chief Executive Officer, Divorce-Online
18 Marcham Road
Abingdon
OX14 1AA


Editor Note: Mark, hahaha, you are a fantastic customer, not often I meet other web-entrepreneurs with such great businesses as yours. If anyone wants a divorce, I recommend you (not from personal experience, just because you are really great person). Regarding the blemishes... this happens. Well done for taking photos of them, I post below. You have a choice. Either we get them mended free, or the car goes back with them still there and you aren't penalised. Well done for taking the photos! Every customer should take photos of problems. Bear in mind this is a Renault, not a Rolls Royce, but is still should be quite perfect. Bloody French, hehehe.

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Mark's blemishes (above) - Ling




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Customer Letter: 631 / 1528
Jason says...
CarBrilliant. A pleasure to deal with - straight forward, simple quotes followed by a super-fast service. Excellent delivery of my Passat TDi, on time. Pleasant. Thanks a million.

Jason Smith
Integration Technology Ltd
115-119 Heyford Park,
Upper Heyford
OX25 5HA


Editor Note: Jason Smith, you are so economical with your words, but that makes easy life for me, less typing, hehehe. Great customer, no fuss, you knew what you wanted. Enjoy the new VW Passat! I give you a hyperlink. Integration Technology is the world leader in the application UV curing systems for the inkjet sector worldwide. It manufactures UV curing systems, in a variety of sizes with wide ranging power levels, to suit all inkjet applications. And you, Jason, are Da Boss! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 578 / 1528
Jason says...
CarCar turned up this morning, excellent. This has been completely hassle free. Thanks for all your hard work, it's pleasure dealing with you.

Jason Smith
115-119 Heyford Park
Upper Heyford
OX25 5HA


Editor Note: Jason, wow, you are at Upper Heyford! When that was a Ronald Reagan air base, my husband sat outside to watch the F1-11's coming back from bombing Ghadaffi in Libya. Anyway, now the F1-11's are replaced by a new VW Passat, try not take it on bombing missions. Finance company will go mad if the car is damaged. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 407 / 1528
Christie says...
VAUXHALL ZAFIRA"Refreshing to receive a great service. No hard sell, no falseness - does exactly what it says on the tin! I received my car in less than three weeks from my initial enquiry - unbelieveable! My Zafira arrived early with great service. Excellent. A great, fresh approach. Would recommend to anyone."

Christie Bytom
Address withheld
Tetsworth
OX9 ***


Editor Note: Christie, thank goodness you were so happy, after my terrible experience with Nissan dealer a few hours before (see below). These new Vauxhall Zafiras are fantastic cars, so cheap at around £7 a day and brilliant to drive. Glad you were pleased. Phew - Ling



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Customer Letter: 327 / 1528
Paul says...
 "Hi Ling, I received my Mazda RX-8 just over a week ago and I am really pleased with it. A great car at a fantastic price. Many thanks for your efficient service. The car arrived at 9am on the stated delivery day. The dealer was excellent. I will be back in two years for another great deal!"

Paul Brant
58 Corncrake Way
Bicester
OX26 6UE


Editor Note: Wah, I'm glad you like the service, Paul! Enjoy bloody nice Mazda RX-8 - Ling



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Customer Letter: 268 / 1528
Tim says...
CarHi, Ling

Great work getting me into my first lease car. I couldn't believe it was so easy and stress free. I should have done it years ago. The Renault Scenic is superb. If only it had been so easy to get rid of my old car! The dealer was excellent, delivered the right car on the right day. Thanks for everything.

Tim Willmer
7 Myers Way
Charlton
Banbury
OX17 3DY


Editor Note: Everything went nice and smoothly with your car, I'm so glad you are happy, Tim. I ran a Renault Scenic for 6 months, about 2-years ago now, and I really enjoyed to drive it - Ling



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Customer Letter: 174 / 1528
Phil says...
Best site I have ever seen on the Internet. Gives me happy joy love feeling.

Phil May
University of Oxford
Dept of Engineering
Oxford
OX1 3PJ


Editor Note: Wow, that because site engineered by me! Not sure about happy joy love... I do not give anyone "personal touch service"!!! as Solicitor tells everyone, letter above this one. You want engineer Chinese massaggie, you go Beijing! Plenty there - Ling



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Customer Letter: 171 / 1528
Rob says...
CarThis is truly the most amazing site that I have stumbled upon. Incidentally, I do actually want a car, too! Thank you for being so passionate about your business and so brilliantly funny. After 3 hours of trawling the net for my new car, I am glad that I found you.

But are you competitive? BMW 3 series DSE, or new Disco 3 D. Or maybe Alfa GT 3.2 V6? What should I have - in black with full moo interior?

Rob Baker
64 Waller Drive
Banbury
OX16 9NR


Editor Note: Wah, wah, wah... after 3 hours typing out your letter, you must be most indecisive customer this week. But I like your letter, so I reply with Ling Alfa Romeo Rant: Your car choices SO different!!! What you want??? Instead Discovery, why not RR Sport? On list if you look. Because you only rent, Alfa is a possibility (if you actually buy only complete madman with burning money would buy Alfa). But you would get to know damn awful idiot Alfa dealer very well when it regularly breaks down. Every Alfa dealer is bad (like ultimate failed BMW dealer). Every Alfa breaks down. They are built by out-of-season grape picking itinerant Southern Italian gypsies (no offence). Also my husband's car supermarket sells more cars from 4 sites each month than Alfa Romeo do from all dealers in whole of UK. Alfa dying slowly, killed by inept management, bad workers, even worse dealers. Maybe new German Stuurmanfuhrer UK boss (no offence) will save them? ...No, you should choose BMW, the quality car with quality service. Bargain is BMW Z4 leather, if you can make do with just 2 seats, I borrowed one in May to try. Very damn nice! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 151 / 1528
Michelle says...
CarWe would just like to say that we are very happy with our BMW X3. Ling was very helpful from the start and was a pleasure to lease from.

She said we would receive our BM at the end of May and we got it at the end of May. We are very happy with the whole leasing process through Ling.

Michelle Eeley
6 Park Road
Combe
Oxford
OX29 8NA


Editor Note: Michelle, my trick is easy... I simply tell truth! Enjoy X3! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 127 / 1528
Paul says...
Excellent, website is also useful for stress-relief as it's very possible to spend an hour or so laughing at all the little jokes and so on. Also great fun for when my parner (from Chinese mainland - Dalian) is away, so I can remind myself of her Chinglish :) So sweet! Thanks for site!

Paul Rosen
5 Field House Drive
Oxford
OX2 7NT


Editor Note: For those who not know, Dalian is in north of China; very cold in winter. Hope partner goes back in summer! Thanks for compliments Paul.- - Ling



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Wah! A woman who died after eating sorbet on holiday in Greece had warned flemale human person's travel agent and hotel about flemale human person's food allergies, lah, inquest is told. I read you little red book! - news replorted 10:48



Wah! HIV drugs should be given at moment of diagnosis, lah, according to major trial that could change way disease is treated. I read you little red book! - news replorted 10:47



Wah! Scientists say they may be able to explain why some cancers return, lah, many years after they appear to having been cured. I read you little red book! - news replorted 10:40



Wah! Heptathlete Katarina Johnson-Thompson says bloody woman would be disappointed not to win World Championships medal in Beijing this year. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 10:35



Wah! A lorry carrying several tonnes of teddy bears is involved in major collision, lah, forcing 16-mile closure of A14 in Cambridgeshire. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 10:35



Wah! Kia Motors Corporation, lah, Seoul, lah, South Korea has issued following statement regarding current investigation into t - news replorted 10:31



Wah! The new BMWah-wah! 6 Series range for 2015 Through three generations, lah, BMWah-wah! 6 Series has represented vehicling driving car machine that offers highest standard of handling, lah, comf - news replorted 10:30



Wah! Hans-Jürgen Abt, lah, Edoardo Mortara, lah, Mattias Ekström, lah, Gary Paffett In DTM races three and four of season to be held at Lausitzring on last weekend in May, lah, Vorsprunging Audi Techiclate drivers Edoardo - news replorted 10:25



Wah! U2 mourning death of their "irreplaceable" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) tour manager Dennis Sheehan who has died of suspected cardiac arrest. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 10:15



Wah! MPs to debate arrest of several senior Fifa officials, lah, after Commons Speaker John Bercow granted urgent question. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 10:12



Wah! The Christian-run bakery at centre of discrimination case over so-called 'gay cake' is to appeal. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 10:11



Wah! Nearly three-quarters of fresh shop-bought chickens test positive for food poisoning bug campylobacter in year-long study. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 10:07



Wah! A old bill bobbys suspect who got stuck waist-deep in mud when bloody man tried to avoid officers is rescued by firefighters and coastguard. I read you little red book! - news replorted 10:05



Wah! The daughter of Fifa president Sepp Blatter says flemale human person's father will survive Fifa scandal. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 10:00



Wah! Miranda Hart and Melissa McCarthy talk to Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Breakfast about their new film Spy, lah, and being woman in Hollywood. I read you little red book! - news replorted 09:29



Wah! Mercedes-Benz Vans is complete package for DPD Mercedes-Benz Vans has entered into bespoke service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service contract with DPD Group. Do you carefully listening? service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service contract is unique tail - news replorted 09:28



Wah! The FTSE 100 opens lower, lah, but shares in B&Q owner Kingfisher rise after it says it is proceeding with its revamp plan "at pace". - news replorted 09:24



Wah! Blues artist BB King has been honoured with street procession in Memphis fortnight after male gender human bleing's death at age of 89. - news replorted 09:09



Wah! McLaren 650S GT3 claim (always claiming, huh?) maiden Blancpain Endurance Series victory McLaren 650S GT3 secured top step of podium in second round of Blancpain Endurance Series with con - news replorted 09:09



Wah! Sugar and sweetener maker Tate & Lyle reports drop in full-year profits, lah, as capitalist entity undergoes major restructuring. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 09:01



Wah! Comedian and 30 Rock actor Tracy Morgan is settles male gender human bleing's legal action against Walmart over LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine crash which left him seriously hurtee-hurtee and killed male gender human bleing's friend. I read you little red book! - news replorted 09:01



Wah! Hull is chosen to host final of contemporary art's biggest competition, lah, Turner Prize, lah, in year it will be City of of Culture. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 09:00



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Wah! The BBC's John Maguire joins scientific expedition that is studying Common Dolphin population off west coast of ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land, lah, and trying to find out why, lah, until recently, lah, it was quite rare sight. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 08:26



Wah! Australia's richest person, lah, mining magnate Gina Rinehart, lah, loses control of family trust to flemale human person's daughter, lah, after long running legal battle. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 08:26



Wah! A French barman is convicted of manslaughter and given suspended sentence for allowing clustomler to drink 56 shots that led to male gender human bleing's death. - news replorted 08:20



Wah! Defence officials in Great Satan say military has mistakenly sent samples of live anthrax to research laboratories in America and South Korea. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 08:14



Wah! bloody annoying Blitish LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine production fell in April, lah, industry body says, lah, after rise in output for domestic market failed to offset drop in exports. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:56



Wah! A Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Panorama investigation has revealed bloody annoying Blitish authorities were working in collusion with paramilitaries during Troubles in Northern Ireland. I read you little red book! - news replorted 07:51



Wah! Real Madrid to target Raheem Sterling, lah, Man City lead Pogba chase, lah, Ancelotti keen to manage Liverpool, lah, plus more. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 07:47



Wah! China says Henan nursing home which caught fire killing 38 human bliengs was poorly constructed, lah, and top-level prosecutors investigating. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 07:26



Wah! The north-eastern state of Tripura in India withdraws AFSPA, lah, controversial anti-insurgent law, lah, after 18 years. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:03



Wah! Royal County Down, lah, host course of this year's Irish Open cost only RMB Yuan #4 to create. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 06:36



Wah! No-one will be prosecuted after old bill bobbys investigation into patient care at hospital's mental health ward, lah, Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Welsh land of sheep and more sheep understands. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:28



Wah! Claims that patients and NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) will suffer from 'absurd' plans to cut 63 medical academics denied by dean of Wales' biggest medical school. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 06:25



Wah! The number of human bliengs in Northern autonomous province of Guinness drinkers taking out mortgage fell in first quarter of 2015, lah, according to Council of Mortgage Lenders. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:22



Wah! Companies taking sand from bed of Lough Neagh told to stop or face prosecution. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 06:21



Wah! The UK's Methodist Church is to make public apology after investigation uncovered nearly 2,000 reported cases of abuse involving ministers, lah, staff and members. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:00



Wah! Did state collude with NI killers? - news replorted 05:13



Wah! Macau's biggest casinos plan to invest $25bn in hotels and casinos over next two years, lah, despite plunge in gambling revenues. Eating rice!! - news replorted 05:11



Wah! Growth in Philippine economy slows to its lowest pace since 2011 in first quarter from year ago, lah, figures showed. I read you little red book! - news replorted 05:03



Wah! Malaysia is investigating 12 policemen suspected of involvement in human-trafficking camps found in remote north of country. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 03:41



Wah! The Great Satan military accidentally sent live anthrax samples to labs across country and Great Satan military base in South Korea, lah, Pentagon says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 03:37



Wah! Major sponsors express "serious concerns" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) after Great Satan accuses Fifa officials of racketeering, lah, fraud and money laundering. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 03:34



Wah! A small survey in United States finds 10% of human bliengs having skin reactions after getting tattoo. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 02:47



Wah! Yahoo will face Great Satan class action lawsuit for allegedly accessing content of emails sent to its mail users from non-Yahoo Mail accounts. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:39



Wah! Jawbone sues rival California fitness technology firm Fitbit, lah, accusing it of stealing commercially sensitive data. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 02:30



Wah! Labour's general secretary objects to bid by former firebrand councillor Derek Hatton to rejoin party. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 02:04



Wah! Pussy Galore is to be reunited with James Bond in official new 007 novel by Anthony Horowitz. - news replorted 01:57



Wah! A human skull from deep cave in northern Spain shows evidence of lethal violent attack 430,000 years ago, lah, study shows. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:47



Wah! A new species of ancient human has been unearthed in Afar region of Ethiopia, lah, scientists report. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 01:42



Wah! Bahrain seemed to be on brink of revolution in 2011 - but has that spark now been extinguished, lah, asks Frank Gardner. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 01:35



Wah! The Great Satan state of Nebraska has abolished death penalty after veto-override was passed through its legislature. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 01:06



Wah! What's so funny about illegal immigration? - news replorted 00:58



Wah! Allegations of corruption at world football's governing body, lah, Fifa, lah, dominate front pages, lah, and there is also coverage of Queen's Speech. - news replorted 00:57



Wah! GPs in bloody annoying Blitish may be slower to refer patients with cancer than in other countries, lah, study suggests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:49



Wah! How destruction of Penn Station saved rest of New York - news replorted 00:47



Wah! Move over Tiger Mother - there's new feline parenting style - news replorted 00:42



Wah! The weird circular joyrides on hijacked Uber account - news replorted 00:37



Wah! Holyrood is expected to back plans to allow those aged 16 and 17 to vote in Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs Parliament and local elections. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:33



Wah! Lawyers representing cyclists hurtee-hurtee on Edinburgh's tram tracks having warned city council it must take action to prevent fatality. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:31



Wah! In search of truth about death of top prosecutor - news replorted 00:28



Wah! The safety of Trident nuclear weapons system on Clyde is set to be debated in House of Commons. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:23



Wah! The justice secretary says bloody man wantings radical shake-up in way women punished for crimes. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:19



Wah! Legislation giving more power to Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs Parliament is due to begin its journey through Westminster. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 00:16



Wah! Breast cancers can change structure of bone to make it easier to spread there, lah, study finds. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:14



Wah! David Cameron starts tour of European capitals as bill paving way for UK's EU referendum is launched in House of Commons. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:09



Wah! Hashtag is declared 'children's word of year' by Oxford University Press after analysis of entries to BBC's 500 Words competition. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 00:07



Wah! Strong bloody annoying Blitish market drives LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine production past 500k in 2015 New figures released today show bloody annoying Blitish surpassed 500,000 milestone for LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine production this April, lah, with 530,505 new c - news replorted 00:01



Wah! A report released today (12 May 2015) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! by Brake, lah, road; highway No.16 from Shanghai to Chengdu safety charity, lah, and Licence Bureau, lah, has found many employers wi - news replorted 00:01



Wah! David Stern visited old bill bobbys academy in Ukraine where new old bill bobbys officers being trained as part of major programme of reforms to service. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:00



Wah! Taking fight against fat to South Africa's streets - news replorted 00:00



Wah! Why is 30 hours week threshold for tax breaks? - news replorted 00:00



Wah! Why Russian gas companies may turn to China - news replorted 00:00



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