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Customer Letter: 1498 / 1527
Stephen says...
 I wanted to write to you with some feedback now that we have had our Qashqai+2 for a couple of months. What an experience - not what we were expecting from a car leasing company - so much more of a fun experience ordering and keeping up to date with progress on delivery - well done Ling for communicating with your customers so well! It makes a great change to deal with someone who talks straight - shockingly straight at times!... But we felt that even though the car arrived later than we hoped, you were doing everything you could to get it sorted and that was really appreciated!

In a World of automated and boring email interactions it was a refreshing change to experience Lingo, so "fanks vedy mush Ling!!"

Stephen Moore
35 Aldworth Avenue
Wantage
OX12 7EJ


Editor Note: Wow!! Thanks so much for comment Steve! These cars have been taking ages as the factory in Sunderland have been very busy, but they are great cars! Hope you have a super time in your new 7-seater! Really nice to get a brilliant note like this, what a surprise on a busy post-bank holiday morning :) Glad you liked the chat, I enjoyed it - it is great to have happy customers! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1453 / 1527
Nigel says...
HONDA CIVICThe most efficient company I have ever dealt with on the internet. Brilliant service getting my new Honda Civic – well done!! Will recommend. Dealer was excellent, no complaints whatsoever! Great :o)

Nigel Purvis
8 Winter Gardens Way
Banbury
OX16 1UT


Editor Note: Nig, well thanks so much. You run a number plate business (Silwood Number Plates), so anyone trying to spot you car needs only to look for the gold leopard-skin diamante number plates on your car, NIG 1. Good job you are white fella, man. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1337 / 1527
Darryll says...
HONDA CR-VLINGsCARS is a great company to do business with. The messages are clear and the staff are very helpful. Would do business again with Ling. Excellent delivery of my Honda CR-V.

Darryll Finch
20b Oakley Road
Chinnor
Oxfordshire
OX39 4HB


Editor Note: You work for Tracker, so I hope you don't lose your new CRV, Darryll! Hehehe. I do my best to make you happy, I even sent you some mats because Honda are miserable and don't include them with the car. Thanks for sweet comments. Staff are well trained! Using big stick (no carrot), hahahaha. Hope you enjoy the car. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1116 / 1527
Sarah says...
VAUXHALL CORSALing Valentine, the crazy woman off the telly. The dragons missed out 'cause Ling's service is quality, so is my Corsa. As is her website and I love Lingo. No issues with delivery, done + dusted within 4 weeks. Well done Ling – I got the car I wanted and the colour I wanted, you did better than the local dealer and I thank you. Excellent delivery, great car, delivered to my door before 9.30am. Impressive - shame the delivery man had to make is own way home, bless him!

Sarah Lewis
8 Brook Lane
Witney
Oxfordshire
OX281BP


Editor Note: Hahahahaha, he is still probably thumbing the lift. I save money on deliveries by forcing the driver to walk home. Especially when it's raining. You seem happy, Sarah. Glad about that, you have a great new Corsa for 3-years, now. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 841 / 1527
Rob says...
CarIt was a pleasure to deal with a "real" human being. All of my queries were answered quickly and satisfactorily. I am over the moon with the car - what a great value for money. This was really a case of "a lot of car" for the money! Thanks again. I'll be back!! My Saab 9-3 Vector Anniversary was delivered in good condition on the day specified.

Rob Edmunds
10 Sherbourne Road
Witney
OX28 5FH


Editor Note: Happy, happy, happy, to get such a happy letter. Yes, you got a SAAB for the price of a much cheaper car, and these are loaded with extras. Pass on my info to friends, my offers change all the time, so I can never guarantee the same rates on the same cars, but there are always bargains! Thanks, Rob. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 832 / 1527
Matt says...
CarHi Ling, firstly thank you for putting the Audi A3 on your list of cars for personal lease. The car is fantastic and overall a very fast delivery. No one could provide me with an A3 quicker than you, at the lowest price! It was about 3 to 4 weeks from placing the order to collection of the car. I cannot fault any of the process, except the nasty sweets you gave me from China! Delivery was excellent, very friendly and helpful.

Matt Tully
address withheld
Oxon
OX9 ***


Editor Note: Mark, I remove your address as you request. Thanks so much for the letter, but I can't always get A3s this fast. There is usually a waiting list. Glad you enjoyed my service; I agree the sweets are awful, but they make the car taste sweeter, hahaha! :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 646 / 1527
Mark says...
CarDear Ling

Car arrived on time and the driver was a very nice man from Renault L*****. I did the check in bright sunlight and did not notice two small paint blemishes on the bonnet on the front drivers side and top passenger side.

I have taken pictures of the blemishes with my mobile. They are attached.

Apart from that the car is beautiful and drives like a dream and I am extremely happy with the service you have provided for me. You have answered countless e-mails, most of them pointless drivel.

I have evangalised about you to everyone I meet both professionally and socially and will be coming back in 2 years for an upgrade!!

Mark Keenan
Chief Executive Officer, Divorce-Online
18 Marcham Road
Abingdon
OX14 1AA


Editor Note: Mark, hahaha, you are a fantastic customer, not often I meet other web-entrepreneurs with such great businesses as yours. If anyone wants a divorce, I recommend you (not from personal experience, just because you are really great person). Regarding the blemishes... this happens. Well done for taking photos of them, I post below. You have a choice. Either we get them mended free, or the car goes back with them still there and you aren't penalised. Well done for taking the photos! Every customer should take photos of problems. Bear in mind this is a Renault, not a Rolls Royce, but is still should be quite perfect. Bloody French, hehehe.

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Mark's blemishes (above) - Ling




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Customer Letter: 631 / 1527
Jason says...
CarBrilliant. A pleasure to deal with - straight forward, simple quotes followed by a super-fast service. Excellent delivery of my Passat TDi, on time. Pleasant. Thanks a million.

Jason Smith
Integration Technology Ltd
115-119 Heyford Park,
Upper Heyford
OX25 5HA


Editor Note: Jason Smith, you are so economical with your words, but that makes easy life for me, less typing, hehehe. Great customer, no fuss, you knew what you wanted. Enjoy the new VW Passat! I give you a hyperlink. Integration Technology is the world leader in the application UV curing systems for the inkjet sector worldwide. It manufactures UV curing systems, in a variety of sizes with wide ranging power levels, to suit all inkjet applications. And you, Jason, are Da Boss! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 578 / 1527
Jason says...
CarCar turned up this morning, excellent. This has been completely hassle free. Thanks for all your hard work, it's pleasure dealing with you.

Jason Smith
115-119 Heyford Park
Upper Heyford
OX25 5HA


Editor Note: Jason, wow, you are at Upper Heyford! When that was a Ronald Reagan air base, my husband sat outside to watch the F1-11's coming back from bombing Ghadaffi in Libya. Anyway, now the F1-11's are replaced by a new VW Passat, try not take it on bombing missions. Finance company will go mad if the car is damaged. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 407 / 1527
Christie says...
 "Refreshing to receive a great service. No hard sell, no falseness - does exactly what it says on the tin! I received my car in less than three weeks from my initial enquiry - unbelieveable! My Zafira arrived early with great service. Excellent. A great, fresh approach. Would recommend to anyone."

Christie Bytom
Address withheld
Tetsworth
OX9 ***


Editor Note: Christie, thank goodness you were so happy, after my terrible experience with Nissan dealer a few hours before (see below). These new Vauxhall Zafiras are fantastic cars, so cheap at around £7 a day and brilliant to drive. Glad you were pleased. Phew - Ling



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Customer Letter: 327 / 1527
Paul says...
 "Hi Ling, I received my Mazda RX-8 just over a week ago and I am really pleased with it. A great car at a fantastic price. Many thanks for your efficient service. The car arrived at 9am on the stated delivery day. The dealer was excellent. I will be back in two years for another great deal!"

Paul Brant
58 Corncrake Way
Bicester
OX26 6UE


Editor Note: Wah, I'm glad you like the service, Paul! Enjoy bloody nice Mazda RX-8 - Ling



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Customer Letter: 268 / 1527
Tim says...
CarHi, Ling

Great work getting me into my first lease car. I couldn't believe it was so easy and stress free. I should have done it years ago. The Renault Scenic is superb. If only it had been so easy to get rid of my old car! The dealer was excellent, delivered the right car on the right day. Thanks for everything.

Tim Willmer
7 Myers Way
Charlton
Banbury
OX17 3DY


Editor Note: Everything went nice and smoothly with your car, I'm so glad you are happy, Tim. I ran a Renault Scenic for 6 months, about 2-years ago now, and I really enjoyed to drive it - Ling



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Customer Letter: 174 / 1527
Phil says...
Best site I have ever seen on the Internet. Gives me happy joy love feeling.

Phil May
University of Oxford
Dept of Engineering
Oxford
OX1 3PJ


Editor Note: Wow, that because site engineered by me! Not sure about happy joy love... I do not give anyone "personal touch service"!!! as Solicitor tells everyone, letter above this one. You want engineer Chinese massaggie, you go Beijing! Plenty there - Ling



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Customer Letter: 171 / 1527
Rob says...
CarThis is truly the most amazing site that I have stumbled upon. Incidentally, I do actually want a car, too! Thank you for being so passionate about your business and so brilliantly funny. After 3 hours of trawling the net for my new car, I am glad that I found you.

But are you competitive? BMW 3 series DSE, or new Disco 3 D. Or maybe Alfa GT 3.2 V6? What should I have - in black with full moo interior?

Rob Baker
64 Waller Drive
Banbury
OX16 9NR


Editor Note: Wah, wah, wah... after 3 hours typing out your letter, you must be most indecisive customer this week. But I like your letter, so I reply with Ling Alfa Romeo Rant: Your car choices SO different!!! What you want??? Instead Discovery, why not RR Sport? On list if you look. Because you only rent, Alfa is a possibility (if you actually buy only complete madman with burning money would buy Alfa). But you would get to know damn awful idiot Alfa dealer very well when it regularly breaks down. Every Alfa dealer is bad (like ultimate failed BMW dealer). Every Alfa breaks down. They are built by out-of-season grape picking itinerant Southern Italian gypsies (no offence). Also my husband's car supermarket sells more cars from 4 sites each month than Alfa Romeo do from all dealers in whole of UK. Alfa dying slowly, killed by inept management, bad workers, even worse dealers. Maybe new German Stuurmanfuhrer UK boss (no offence) will save them? ...No, you should choose BMW, the quality car with quality service. Bargain is BMW Z4 leather, if you can make do with just 2 seats, I borrowed one in May to try. Very damn nice! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 151 / 1527
Michelle says...
CarWe would just like to say that we are very happy with our BMW X3. Ling was very helpful from the start and was a pleasure to lease from.

She said we would receive our BM at the end of May and we got it at the end of May. We are very happy with the whole leasing process through Ling.

Michelle Eeley
6 Park Road
Combe
Oxford
OX29 8NA


Editor Note: Michelle, my trick is easy... I simply tell truth! Enjoy X3! - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 127 / 1527
Paul says...
Excellent, website is also useful for stress-relief as it's very possible to spend an hour or so laughing at all the little jokes and so on. Also great fun for when my parner (from Chinese mainland - Dalian) is away, so I can remind myself of her Chinglish :) So sweet! Thanks for site!

Paul Rosen
5 Field House Drive
Oxford
OX2 7NT


Editor Note: For those who not know, Dalian is in north of China; very cold in winter. Hope partner goes back in summer! Thanks for compliments Paul.- - Ling



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Wah! Staff working for firm used by government to cut fraudulent benefit payments were told to keep "suicidal" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) clients on phone until old bill bobbys arrived at their homes, lah, Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation learns. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:57



Wah! Would you tellibly lovely custlingmer watch someone mixing paint online? Well, lah, lots of human bliengs do. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 00:57



Wah! A future Labour government will intervene in economy to ensure "manufacturing renaissance", lah, John McDonnell is to tell party's conference. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:56



Wah! Once heading for status of ghost town, lah, Riace is now growing as migrants having moved into abandoned homes. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:52



Wah! Despite growing intolerance Copts face in Egypt, lah, they finding great success in country's recycling business. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:45



Wah! The make up of bacteria found in human faeces may influence levels of dangerous fat in our bodies, lah, say researchers from King's College London. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 00:35



Wah! It has been year since steel production ceased on Teesside. What the hell I mean??!! Promises were made that former SSI site would be cleaned up, lah, but what has actually happened to it over past 12 months? - news replorted 00:30



Wah! Rory McIlroy wins three-way play-off at Tour Championship to claim (always claiming, huh?) FedEx Cup and RMB Yuan #8.85m in prize money. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:29



Wah! Excavations will begin on Monday at farmland on Greek island of Kos in hunt for Sheffield toddler Ben Needham who disappeared in 1991. - news replorted 00:15



Wah! A conference in South Africa could make trade in pangolin illegal. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 00:08



Wah! At least 200 original props, lah, costumes and models used in filming of Star Wars franchise will go on show to British public later this year. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 00:02



Wah! One in three bloody annoying Blitish adults say they having argued with their partner about using their mobile phone too much, lah, according to report by Deloitte. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:01



Wah! Nicholas Hoult takes on driving challenge in new Jagluar XF British actor Nicholas Hoult, lah, known for male gender human bleing's roles in films including Mad Max and X-Men series, lah, has become second - news replorted 00:01



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