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Customer Letter: 1475 / 1528
Alex says...
FORD KUGALing was very professional, a pleasure to do business with, very prompt in answering any questions. No problems at all. I will go with Ling again for my next car as she is very good. Thank you Ling. P.S. The car is great, I love it! Delivery driver messy and car not clean.

Alex Baker
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Southend On Sea
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Editor Note: Well, I went beserk with the supplying dealer. They really should not allow messy drivers. Always, the problems are with dealers, eh? Thanks for comments. I remove your address as you are a policeman, for security. Hope you like the Kuga. They have been very popular new cars this year, but I have never driven one. Evening all! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1276 / 1528
Daniel says...
 Hi Ling, the SAAB 9-3 is great, thank you for all your help. The process of leasing a car from you was so simple, the information you gave me was easy to understand. I will be back in 3-years for another car. Delivery was excellent, very vlear and helpful. A1!

Daniel Maxwell
Alquines
Central Road
Stanford-le-hope,essex
SS17 0BX


Editor Note: Danny, well, you are a rail operator. I guess that means you play with trains every day, but in your case the Freightliner Heavy Haul ones. Sorry I could not supply a Hornby brand car, hahaha. Glad you are happy, that puts a smile on my face. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1240 / 1528
Matthew says...
 What a great service! Ling puts the big companies to shame. Any questions I had were answered within the hour. A totally painless and thorough service. There's only one Ling Valentine!!! Good delivery, but I didn't get a spare key, thought this was weird.

Matthew Johnson
25 Littlehurst Lane
Noak Bridge
Basildon, Essex
SS15 4JT


Editor Note: Hahahaha, only one of me? You should be grateful! Matt, the spare key on these Peugeot CCs is retained because the contract period is short. I can get it issued if you really want it, but they have such a high charge for lost keys on this car that they try to keep it safe. A bit nannying I agree. Really pleased you had a wonderful time grabbing your new 307. Top down! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 978 / 1528
Simon says...
CarDear Ling- Thanks for all your help getting our Nissan Note delivered. Your site is great and your responses were answered in good time and with humour, even when I kept pestering you. I would certainly recommend you and if you manage to keep the prices competitive - "I'll be back"

Simon Fowler
27 Gaynesford
Basildon
SS16 5SQ


Editor Note: Simon, you are a star, thanks. Hope you have a greatr time in the Note and thanks for all the kind comments about my site and service :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 779 / 1528
Ashley says...
CarWhen I decided I wanted a Lexus I went to my local dealer to see if he could match Ling. He said that Ling was lying and couldn't get me the Lexus IS at the price quoted by Ling. Well... I now have the car, as usual on time, and at the price quoted. Ling does exactly as she says, this is my 2nd car from her and she has always delivered. Still hate the bloody Chinese sweets though.

Ashley Goodchild
29 Alcotes
Basildon
SS14 1TW


Editor Note: Ashley, you work in a solicitors in London, so I guess you learn to tell who is lying. In this case, the official Lexus dealer was lying. Dealers tend to do this, unfortunately. Enjoy the bling-bling car, enjoy Christmas! For the benefit of the tape, you are a male Ashley, not a female. Thanks for the letter of support, grassing up the dealers. The Lexus dealer who accused me of lying was: Lexus Southend, 9 Stephenson Road, Eastwood, Leigh-on-Sea, Essex SS9 5LU. Merry Christmas, Lexus Southend! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 240 / 1528
Neil says...
CarI would recommend LINGsCARS to anyone wanting a no-hassle transaction. It's refreshing to talk to someone who knows their stuff and deals in an uncomplicated and polite, honest manner. The Mercedes E220 was delivered ontime by a courteous driver with no problems! I will be back in 2007 for my next Mercedes.

Neil Thomson
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Eastwood
Leigh on Sea
SS2 6XZ


Editor Note: How lovely to give me all this praise, but it is also nice to have such polite, friendly customers like you, Neil - Ling



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Customer Letter: 211 / 1528
Ashley says...
CarLing,

So few times do people do what they say.

When I first contacted you, you said you would get my new VW Passat to me in 3 weeks. Well, you did it to the day! It was delivered to my door at work (the dealer was great!). I also loved the online chat so you could keep me up to date.

Can I say anything bad about you? YES! The Chinese sweets (red tea boiled sweets, hehe - Ling) were disgusting!

Would I recommend you? YES! To everyone who has admired my new car.

Ashley Goodchild
29 Alcotes
Basildon
SS14 1TW


Editor Note: Oh! Ashley, like typical man you crunch sweets. How many times I have to tell customer, you should SUCK sweets. I am not always this amazing at getting cars delivered on time. Look at letter below, but then again your car is damn German so probably get here more promptly than French car - Ling



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Wah! Charter flights to be introduced between Beijing and Birmingham over summer, lah, with push to brand destination as "Shakespeare's airport". - news replorted 02:28



Wah! Comedian Ted Robbins says bloody man is lucky to be alive after male gender human bleing's collapse during stage show. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 01:39



Wah! What measures will be needed for bloody annoying Blitish to meet Nato targets for defence, lah, writes Prof Malcolm Chalmers, lah, of security think tank Royal United Services Institute. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 01:33



Wah! Israeli Prime dodgy minister Benjamin Netanyahu's speech to Congress is strategic moment for Tehran, lah, says BBC's Jonathan Marcus. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:32



Wah! Thomas Fessy looks at whether regional task force has fighting chance against Nigeria's Boko Haram militant group. Do you carefully listening? - news replorted 01:31



Wah! A mechanic, lah, merchant and artist tell of struggle in Yemen - news replorted 01:29



Wah! A champion F1 designer and other notable losses - news replorted 01:28



Wah! Just how reliable 'before and after' photos? - news replorted 01:28



Wah! The founder member of al-Qaeda who worked for MI6 - news replorted 01:18



Wah! Delhi bus rapist says victim (trying not to cry) (trying not to cry) shouldn't having fought back - news replorted 01:15



Wah! Local authorities struggling to house some of most disturbed children because of shortage of places in secure children's homes. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:07



Wah! Venezuela orders United States to cut more than 80 staff from its diplomatic mission in next two weeks. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:06



Wah! Failures at maternity unit where number of newborn babies and mothers died expected to be exposed later. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 01:06



Wah! "Attractive" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) jihadist fighters can be "eye candy" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) to lure in British Muslim girls, lah, woman who was radicalised online tells Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Newsnight. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 00:58



Wah! A tunnel on Coventry's notorious ring road; highway No.16 from Shanghai to Chengdu is to be transformed into nightclub as part of three-day motoring festival. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 00:47



Wah! The UK's next national security strategy will be prepared in "unnecessary rush", lah, committee of Membling Partiamentary expense cheaters and peers says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:45



Wah! The arrest of footballer Adam Johnson, lah, new abuse laws, lah, and safety warning over paracetamol all topics in Wednesday's newspapers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:42



Wah! The BBC's Katty Kay spends few days back in London (capital of Great England) and realises just how much British misunderstand America - news replorted 00:39



Wah! More than 400 homes having gone up in flames in shanty town in Philippine capital of Manila. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 00:38



Wah! Theories abound over murder that shocked Moscow - news replorted 00:34



Wah! MSPs on Holyrood's justice committee to begin taking evidence on new legislation to tackle human trafficking in ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:14



Wah! Former Tottenham, lah, Derby, lah, Hearts and ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land midfielder Dave Mackay dies, lah, aged 80. - news replorted 00:12



Wah! Nicola Sturgeon will say tackling inequality will lead to greater prosperity as bloody woman sets out Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs government's economic strategy. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:10



Wah! Drinking few cups of coffee day may help human bliengs avoid clogged arteries - known risk factor for heart disease - South Korean researchers believe. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:08



Wah! Chelsea could sign 44-year-old, lah, Manchester City consider Guardiola, lah, Di Maria "too ugly" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) for Real Madrid, lah, plus more - news replorted 00:05



Wah! Rory Cellan-Jones meets chief executive of Sony and wonders if it is clock time result firm should prepare for exit from smartphone market. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 00:04



Wah! Images of models to look out for this year - news replorted 00:00



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