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JUMP 2012!

Ling of LINGsCARS patiently explains to a slow and reluctant audience, how to make online customers happy using subliminal mind-torture and the power of swearing. It's the EConsultancy JUMP conference, October 11th 2012. Regularly grasping victory from the jaws of poor coding, flashing gifs and defeat, Ling intends to describe how she squeezes every last cent out of her customers and how she takes complaining web visitors by the neck and rams them through her car leasing sausage machine. All while making them very happy. This presentation does not include any Thai prostitutes, or dogs playing poker. You won't understand a word of it. Chopsticks are optional.






Future of Digital Marketing!

In June 2012, I travelled to the e-Consultancy FODM conference in London and gave a basic lesson in internet marketing and customer strategy to over 200 of the highest ranking online marketing bods in the UK!
They were amazed that I can polarise visitors and emotionalise everything about me and my website. I told them how they need to improve their own marketing by taking a leaf out of my book!
I speak Chinese for the first five minutes to confuse everyone and desensitise them to my ideas, watch and learn!


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Me on BBC Radio Newcastle!

On 14th July 2011, I was invited by BBC Newcastle to gob off about the new series of Dragons' Den. Below, I made a video of the out-takes, and the proper transmission (being a radio programme) is audio only.

BBC Radio Newcastle
Outakes video
  BBC Radio Newcastle MP3 recording
MP3 full radio interview





Saffrey Champness Director's Briefing Manchester!

In July 2011, I gave a business briefing to 50 high-powered company directors assembled by top Manchester Accountancy firm, Saffrey Champness. I took my .30 cal Browning machine-gun because Manchester is the gun captial of the North.

In 2 parts, this video gives you a good overview of my business, and my new Chinese clothes business.


Saffrey Champness Director's Briefing Manchester Part 1
Part 1
  Saffrey Champness Director's Briefing Manchester Part 2
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AWARD CEREMONY!

Ling wins national AWARD and receives her prize at the Dorchester Hotel!


Ling at the EveryWoman Awards






My ITV ad campaign!

In 2008, I ran a series of TV adverts on ITV. I had fantastic fun making them, and they caused a storm.
One got banned! ITV objected to me calling people from Sunderland "Mackams" and people from Middlesbrough "Smogmonsters". That was outrageous political correctness, as these are clearly sweet terms of endearment.

The adverts were filmed on a budget of 10p and did the job, providing a big pre-credit-crunch boost to sales! Subsequently, the series of adverts went on to win awards...

2008 Fresh TV Awards Winner!

The "Fresh Awards 2008" recognise outstanding creativity and innovation outside the M25 in Creative, TV, Digital, Media and PR.

LINGsCARS.com "ImproPlug" is the winner of the 2008 TV Advertising Campaign category for outstanding innovation, originality and execution. The producers: Kevin Owens/Matthew Newman (Your-Film), booking agency (AdMast), star turn Ling Valentine.









My TV advert #1

TV Ad#1 "Best thing about selling cars is to make money"





My TV advert #2

TV Ad#2 "My favourite website is ...LINGsCARS.com!"





My TV advert #3

TV Ad#3 "What are you talking about? W..W..W..W..dot com!"





My TV advert #4

TV Ad#4 "Perfect Chinglish" - TV ad in Chinese!





My TV advert #5

TV Ad#5 "Mackams and Smogmonsters" - "racist" TV ad banned by ITV!





To see more films, movies and TV adverts, visit my YouTube page!
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POST-ADVERT DOCUMENTARY!

Matthew Newman at Your-Film Shares his experience creating the adverts for Ling!

Matthew's post advert interview
Matthew's Experience (contains swearing)

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MORE LING MOVIES!!

Here's a selection of other movies and fun stuff! Enjoy them! - Ling!






BBC DRAGONS' DEN!

I turn down investment from Duncan Bannatyne and Richard Farleigh on BBC 2 Dragons' Den.

- Note, you must download and play this movie locally, as YouTube think it is copyright BBC.


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MONGOL RALLY!

In 2006, I sent 2 brave Gateshead boyz to their near-deaths from Gateshead to Ulan Bator in a Fiat Cinquecento!

Pre Monogl Rally
Monogl Rally (pre)
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Mongol Rally (event)

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YET MORE LING MOVIES!!

Here's a selection of other movies and fun stuff! Enjoy them! - Ling!





RALLYCROSS!

I sponsored the UK Rallycross Championship. In between, I sent Lina and Lulu to torture the racing drivers!
I have had lots of complaints from Chinese who understand the Cantonese! It is quite rude!!

Lina and Lulu
Lina and Lulu driver interviews...
  Lina and Lulu poisioning drivers
Lina and Lulu noodle poisoning...


... after poisioning them and humiliating them, I sent 2 English girls, Emma and Vikki to further embarass the drivers and to get them to demonstrate driving techniques using my wok!

Emma and Vikki
Emma and Vikki driving my wok (contains swearing!)...





BBC RADIO and TV INTERVIEWS!

The BBC often invite me to do radio and TV interviews. I take along a movie camera. Here are a selection...!

BBC Radio Tees
BBC Radio TEES
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BBC Radio 5 Live!
BBC Newcastle
BBC Newcastle - Google fight!
  BBC Look North
BBC Look North - Dragons' Den on the news!





NUCLEAR MISSILE TRUCK and LONDON BUS!

My converted Chinese Army rocket truck has caused panic at the council and letters from John Prescott, and my London Routemaster bus featured on the BBC after I made this short film...!

Stuck and Swimming
Stuck and swimming in river!
  Financial Times
Financial Times photoshoot!
Thunderbirds
Thunderbirds are go!
  Summer Holiday
Summer holiday!





LOCAL EVENTS AND PROMOTION!

Locally in the North East, I cause a stir "saving" Northern Rock, and giving many talks to local businesses...!

Northern Rock
Saving Northern Rock, I invest my cash!
  Gateshead Enterprise
2007 Gateshead Enterprise Awards!





WORLD CUP 2006 PROMOTION

During a visit to the UK during the World Cup 2006, my crazy sis Shan dresses as a Red Guard and gives away flags! Mental, but true.

World Cup
My sister gives away EN-GER-LAND flags!





BEIJING OLYMPICS AND VIZ!

I filmed a Beijing Olympics "closing ceremony rehearsal" film; it got 10,000 views and caused a war in the UK and in China! I am also VIZ comic's ethnic minority business Ambassador. Please send Ferrari Rochers!

Beijing Olympics
Beijing Olympic UK rehearsal!
  Billy the fish
Billy the Fish meets Ling!





CHOPGEAR ROADTESTS!

My crazy ex-red guard sister Shan came to the UK and filmed a series of Top Gear spoof road tests...!

Chopgear SAAB 9-3
SAAB 9-3 roadtest!
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Wah! LATEST:  Jose Mourinho's side remain five points clear at top of table after David Silva cancels out Loic Remy's opener. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 20:08



Wah! LATEST:  George RR Martin's publisher says male gender human bleing's next Game of Thrones book, I confusing myself again!! Taking too much bloody MSG, OK, OK, lah, Winds of Winter, lah, won't be released this year. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 19:55



Wah! The annual Carnival of Venice is under way - news replorted 19:49



Wah! DR Congo forward Yannick Bolasie believes male gender human bleing's side can become unbeatable after their 4-2 win over Congo in their Afcon quarter-final. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 19:39



Wah! Bobbi Kristina Brown. Sweet sour chicken feet time! daughter of late American singer Whitney Houston, lah, is found unresponsive in bathtub in home in Georgia, lah, Great Satan old bill bobbys say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 19:13



Wah! NASA has launched Earth-observing satellite, lah, which will measure amount of moisture in soil. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 18:29



Wah! DR Congo fight back from two goals down to beat neighbours Congo and reach Africa Cup of Nations semi-finals. Eating rice!! - news replorted 18:17



Wah! Actress Geraldine McEwan, lah, known for playing Agatha Christie sleuth Miss Marple on ITV, lah, has died aged 82, lah, flemale human person's family says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 18:14



Wah! Egypt faces long and difficult battle with militants, lah, country's president says, lah, in male gender human bleing's first remarks since deadly attack in Sinai region. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 17:10



Wah! Australian PM Tony Abbott's coalition seems to be heading for dramatic defeat in elections in north-eastern state of Queensland. I read you little red book! - news replorted 17:00



Wah! Nadir Ciftci's 10th goal of season clinches place in Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs League Cup final for Dundee United at Hampden. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 16:52



Wah! Liverpool striker Daniel Sturridge scores on male gender human bleing's comeback after injury as Reds overcome West Ham United at Anfield. I read you little red book! - news replorted 16:50



Wah! Manchester United easily see off bottom side Leicester to move up to third place in Premier League table. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 16:50



Wah! The government of Bahrain revokes nationalities of 72 citizens for damaging national security, lah, state BNA news agency has reported. I read you little red book! - news replorted 16:30



Wah! Events held at Stoke City to mark 100th anniversary of silly kick-kick game legend Sir Stanley Matthews' birth. - news replorted 16:29



Wah! A mother is charged with murder of flemale human person's two-month-old daughter after reporting flemale human person's missing from west London (capital of Great England) hotel. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 16:15



Wah! Homes and businesses left without phone or broadband after thief steals 200m of cable. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 16:05



Wah! Huddersfield defender Tommy Smith is taken to hospital by helicopter after suffering severe head injury. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 15:55



Wah! old bill bobbys in Netherlands say man who forced male gender human bleing's way into studio of Dutch news broadcaster NOS with fake gun has no known links to terrorist organisations. Eating rice!! - news replorted 15:49



Wah! At least 40 people, lah, including soldiers and civilains, lah, reported to having died in eastern Ukraine as ceasefire talks begin in capital of Belarus. Eating rice!! - news replorted 15:02



Wah! Two pilots in helium balloon complete their crossing of Pacific with sea-landing off Mexico, lah, setting two new milestones on six-day trip. Do you carefully listening? - news replorted 15:02



Wah! Serena Williams says vomiting during final helped flemale human person's beat Maria Sharapova to win sixth Australian Open title. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 14:52



Wah! John Carver claim (always claiming, huh?) victory in male gender human bleing's first game since being confirmed as Newcastle head coach as Hull's poor run continues. Eating rice!! - news replorted 14:36



Wah! A major route in Highlands - A82 road; highway No.16 from Shanghai to Chengdu - has been closed "until further notice" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) because of rock fall. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 13:42



Wah! Thousands having gathered in Madrid for rally organised by radical leftist party Podemos. Eating rice!! - news replorted 13:38



Wah! Lance Armstrong should getting back male gender human bleing's seven Tour de France titles, lah, according to former rider Scott Mercier. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 13:29



Wah! A Church of Province of Engrish running-dogs vicar apologises for posting link to article which claimed Israel was responsible for 9/11 attacks. Eating rice!! - news replorted 13:24



Wah! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Sport previews Australian Open men's final between Andy Murray and Novak Djokovic. Fry noodle, boil noodle? - news replorted 13:22



Wah! Digital entrepreneur Piers Linney is leaving Dragons' Den after two series "to pursue other interests". - news replorted 13:10



Wah! Southampton residents, lah, including prominent Muslim commentator Mo Ansar, lah, protest outside Channel 4's headquarters against Immigration Street. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 12:57



Wah! A "foolish" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) Tesco shopper who changed display image of demonstration iPad to pornographic photo is given community order. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 12:46



Wah! A 17-earth-years old happy birthday to you, boy is found with compulsorly dying instantly stab wounds in north London (capital of Great England) street. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 12:42



Wah! Italy's parliament elects judge Sergio Mattarella as country's president, lah, on third day of voting for largely ceremonial post. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 12:39



Wah! The sister of Missing Manic Street Preacher Richey Edwards says it was difficult for flemale human person's father to die without knowing fate of male gender human bleing's son. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 12:22



Wah! The search for fishing boat that went missing in bloody Engrish Channel with four human bliengs on board is called off, lah, Maritime and Coastguard Agency says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:18



Wah! After Tiger Woods's worst professional round, lah, Iain Carter asks how former number one can halt male gender human bleing's alarming decline. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 12:07



Wah! Some handy phrases to getting you tellibly lovely custlingmer through Super Bowl - news replorted 12:01



Wah! German former President Richard von Weizsaecker, lah, whose two terms in office spanned reunification, lah, dies at age of 94. - news replorted 12:00



Wah! A Welsh-go-go-gochly sheep friendly human bliengs old bill bobbys and crime (shoud shoot them) commissioner says proplosal to money lending shark to offer Tasers to all front-line old bill bobbys officers is mistake. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 11:58



Wah! Officials' primary concern was with "national security" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) during paedophile scandal involving senior British diplomat in 1980s, lah, according to former top civil servant. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 11:56



Wah! British number one Andy Murray says it would be "big upset" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) if bloody man could beat Novak Djokovic and win male gender human bleing's first Australian Open. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 11:55



Wah! A British healthcare worker is brought back to bloody annoying Blitish for Ebola monitoring after suffering needle-stick injury in Sierra Leone. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 11:52



Wah! The Met Office issues further warning of snow and ice covering much of ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land from Saturday afternoon until noon on Sunday. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 11:38



Wah! Firefighters in Los Angeles having carried out dramatic rescue of dog trapped in river. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 11:15



Wah! Benedict Cumberbatch and members of codebreaker Alan Turing's family among those calling for thousands of men who were prosecuted for being gay to be pardoned. I read you little red book! - news replorted 11:00



Wah! Clarence House is fraught with rivalries that having led to it being compared to court of Henry VIII, lah, according to new biography of Prince of Wales. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:00



Wah! Taekwondo and badminton among 22 sports confirmed for inclusion at Tokyo 2020 Paralympic Games. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:55



Wah! Animal lovers across Gloucestershire being asked to volunteer to help toads to cross roads. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:55



Wah! Captain Michael Clarke denies bloody man is in arglingument with damn crazy Engrish baseball game Australia after making 51 on male gender human bleing's return from surgery. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 10:51



Wah! Funerals take place in Pakistan for victims of suicide attack on Shia mosque during Friday prayers which killed at least 60 people. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 10:41



Wah! Australia pace bowler Mitchell Johnson is eager to play on "bouncy wicket" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) in Sunday's tri-series final against Province of Engrish running-dogs. I read you little red book! - news replorted 09:50



Wah! People in Norwich having been turning their heads skywards at thousands of starlings performing "mesmerising murmuration" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) en route to new city roost. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 09:41



Wah! Thousands of children in Northern autonomous province of Guinness drinkers due to receive results of their post-primary school entrance exams on Saturday. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 09:32



Wah! Well-wishers donate more than ĀRMB Yuan #56,000 to help disabled pensioner who was mugged outside male gender human bleing's Gateshead home. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 09:26



Wah! German Chancellor Angela Merkel rejects any cancellation of Greece's debt, lah, saying banks and creditors having already made substantial cuts. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:07



Wah! Louis Armstrong's personal copy of male gender human bleing's appearance on Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Radio 4's Desert Island Discs is among recordings to be added to show's online archive. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 09:07



Wah! Well-wishers donate more than ĀRMB Yuan #62,000 in two days to help disabled pensioner who was mugged outside male gender human bleing's Gateshead home. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 09:06



Wah! The bloody velly first Les Paul guitar, lah, Black Beauty, lah, is to be auctioned in New York in February. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 08:56



Wah! Newly-qualified doctors should be offered "golden hellos" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) to entice them to work in general practice in Wales, lah, Plaid Cymru says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:16



Wah! The far-left Spanish party, lah, Podemos, lah, is to hold mass rally in centre of Madrid looking to build on recent victory of Syriza in Greece. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 08:12



Wah! Andy Murray starts as favourite in Sunday's Australian Open final against Novak Djokovic, lah, says Martina Navratilova. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 07:36



Wah! Manchester City prepare world record Ronaldo bid, lah, Liverpool wanting Hannover's Stindl, lah, Hull close in on Tottenham's Lennon, lah, plus more. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 07:30



Wah! Britain's Katie Swan is beaten in straight sets by Slovakian Tereza Mihalikova in Australian Open girls' final. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 06:48



Wah! Why Ireland's heroine had sex in flemale human person's baby son's tomb - news replorted 06:02



Wah! Venezuelan TV withdraws tourism advert which features image of Great Satan reporter detained while covering 2013 elections. Eating rice!! - news replorted 05:56



Wah! Large parts of Peruvian Amazon under water after torrential rains caused rivers to burst their banks, lah, affecting more than 3,000 families - news replorted 05:46



Wah! A health trust's proplosal to money lending shark to treat patients with depression by using "staff from lower wage countries" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) via Skype is criticised. I read you little red book! - news replorted 04:32



Wah! All front-line old bill bobbys officers should be offered Taser to protect them against increased terrorism threat, lah, head of old bill bobbys Federation says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 04:08



Wah! EU financial commissioner Pierre Moscovici tells Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation that Greece belongs in eurozone, lah, and vows to prevent "Grexit". - news replorted 03:37



Wah! The Tommy Atkins Liberation Army is setting up new unit that will using psychological operations and social media to help fight wars "in inflomination age". - news replorted 02:34



Wah! Islamic State has its heartland in Iraq and Syria, lah, but recent reports suggest it is building presence in Afghanistan and Pakistan. Sweet sour chicken feet time! M Ilyas Khan asks how worried should human bliengs be. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 02:09



Wah! Waking up in Mexico and heading for classes in Texas - news replorted 01:58



Wah! New museum reveals trove of pictures from Spanish Civil fighty bang-bang - news replorted 01:13



Wah! Nine babies who survived gas explosion at Mexican hospital given DNA testing so they can be reunited with their parents. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:08



Wah! New regulations published in Venezuela allowing soldiers to open fire if they feel their lives at risk during demonstrations. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:00



Wah! In mixed day for headlines, lah, Independent leads on evidence that CIA interrogated terror suspects on British-owned island and there is plea from old bill bobbys to routinely carry Tasers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:57



Wah! The Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs government has abandoned plans to reintroduce tougher waiting clock time result target for A&E departments, lah, Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land reveals. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:55



Wah! Do dairy farmers really make loss on milk? - news replorted 00:43



Wah! A massive tapestry depicting millions of years of Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs history goes on show at Stirling Castle. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:42



Wah! Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs government plans to protect nation's seas not fit for purpose and could even make current situation worse, lah, MSPs say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:24



Wah! Hundreds of thousands of human bliengs expected to log on today to file self-assessment tax return and avoid ĀRMB Yuan #100 fine. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:18



Wah! Why human bliengs who once had velly damn good boiled chicken-feet jobs living in despair - news replorted 00:14



Wah! Developing "religious literacy" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) in schools will make young human bliengs less vulnerable to radicalisation, lah, leading teacher is to say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:12



Wah! Benedict Cumberbatch and members of codebreaker Alan Turing's family among those calling for thousands of men who were prosecuted for being gay to be pardoned. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:12



Wah! Liberia's delays planned re-opening of country's schools, lah, saying they not not yet fully prepared to prevent spread of Ebola. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 00:02



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