Note: I live inside this website Monday to Friday 9am-6pm, to give you the very best service and make your experience a happy one! - I am Ling, accept no substitutes
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AWARD CEREMONY!
Ling wins national AWARD and receives her prize at the Dorchester Hotel!
Ling at the EveryWoman Awards
My ITV ad campaign!
In 2008, I ran a series of TV adverts on ITV. I had fantastic fun making them, and they caused a storm. One got banned! ITV objected to me calling people from Sunderland "Mackams" and people from Middlesbrough "Smogmonsters". That was outrageous political correctness, as these are clearly sweet terms of endearment.
The adverts were filmed on a budget of 10p and did the job, providing a big pre-credit-crunch boost to sales! Subsequently, the series of adverts went on to win awards...
2008 Fresh TV Awards Winner!
The "Fresh Awards 2008" recognise outstanding creativity and innovation outside the M25 in Creative, TV, Digital, Media and PR.
LINGsCARS.com "ImproPlug" is the winner of the 2008 TV Advertising Campaign category for outstanding innovation, originality and execution. The producers: Kevin Owens/Matthew Newman (Your-Film), booking agency (AdMast), star turn Ling Valentine.
TV Ad#1"Best thing about selling cars is to make money"
TV Ad#2"My favourite website is ...LINGsCARS.com!"
TV Ad#3"What are you talking about? W..W..W..W..dot com!"
TV Ad#4"Perfect Chinglish" - TV ad in Chinese!
TV Ad#5"Mackams and Smogmonsters" - "racist" TV ad banned by ITV!
To see more films, movies and TV adverts, visit my YouTube page!
DOCUMENTARY!
POST-ADVERT DOCUMENTARY!
Matthew Newman at Your-Film Shares his experience creating the adverts for Ling!
Matthew's Experience (contains swearing)
Get your own award-winning films and adverts made by Your Film
MORE LING MOVIES!!
Here's a selection of other movies and fun stuff! Enjoy them! - Ling!
BBC DRAGONS' DEN!
I turn down investment from Duncan Bannatyne and Richard Farleigh on BBC 2 Dragons' Den.
- Note, you must download and play this movie locally, as YouTube think it is copyright BBC.
BBC 2 Dragons' Den pitch (44Mb, 11 mins)
MONGOL RALLY!
In 2006, I sent 2 brave Gateshead boyz to their near-deaths from Gateshead to Ulan Bator in a Fiat Cinquecento!
Monogl Rally (pre)
Mongol Rally (event)
Bored? ...read the full story of the Mongol Rally adventure HERE
RALLYCROSS!
I sponsored the UK Rallycross Championship. In between, I sent Lina and Lulu to torture the racing drivers! I have had lots of complaints from Chinese who understand the Cantonese! It is quite rude!!
Lina and Lulu driver interviews...
Lina and Lulu noodle poisoning...
... after poisioning them and humiliating them, I sent 2 English girls, Emma and Vikki to further embarass the drivers and to get them to demonstrate driving techniques using my wok!
Emma and Vikki driving my wok (contains swearing!)...
BBC RADIO and TV INTERVIEWS!
The BBC often invite me to do radio and TV interviews. I take along a movie camera. Here are a selection...!
BBC Radio TEES
BBC Radio 5 Live!
BBC Newcastle - Google fight!
BBC Look North - Dragons' Den on the news!
NUCLEAR MISSILE TRUCK and LONDON BUS!
My converted Chinese Army rocket truck has caused panic at the council and letters from John Prescott, and my London Routemaster bus featured on the BBC after I made this short film...!
Stuck and swimming in river!
Financial Times photoshoot!
Thunderbirds are go!
Summer holiday!
LOCAL EVENTS AND PROMOTION!
Locally in the North East, I cause a stir "saving" Northern Rock, and giving many talks to local businesses...!
Saving Northern Rock, I invest my cash!
2007 Gateshead Enterprise Awards!
WORLD CUP 2006 PROMOTION
During a visit to the UK during the World Cup 2006, my crazy sis Shan dresses as a Red Guard and gives away flags! Mental, but true.
My sister gives away EN-GER-LAND flags!
BEIJING OLYMPICS AND VIZ!
I filmed a Beijing Olympics "closing ceremony rehearsal" film; it got 10,000 views and caused a war in the UK and in China! I am also VIZ comic's ethnic minority business Ambassador. Please send Ferrari Rochers!
Beijing Olympic UK rehearsal!
Billy the Fish meets Ling!
CHOPGEAR ROADTESTS!
My crazy ex-red guard sister Shan came to the UK and filmed a series of Top Gear spoof road tests...!
Who is Jeremy Clarkson? I exterminate! I test drive cars myself to give you idea of quality and speed. Who needs Top Gear when you have Chop Gear? Hahaha!
So many customers recommend so I pass on details of this cheap contract hire car insurance company... for all visitors! - Ling
For updates and comments, plus my opinions, new car feed, interesting stuff, latest deals, and me... click here. - Ling
Read my customer letters! Choose a CAR TYPE and read letters from customers who have rented this type from me!
NEW FEATURE "There is no free lunch" - YES THERE IS! I bring you free lunch. Nowhere else give you this offer! Click here - Ling
All my contract hire cars come with the FULL manufacturer's warranty. So you'll have no repair bills!
Who is Jeremy Clarkson? I exterminate! I test drive cars myself to give you idea of quality and speed. Who needs Top Gear when you have Chop Gear? Hahaha!
To avoid working and waste some time, enjoy to watch my 10 top favourite funny-as-hell TV car adverts here - Ling
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