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Customer Letter: 1375 / 1528
David says...
HONDA CIVICLing is customer service exemplified. Nothing is too much trouble and she delivers. All of the most competitive prices, with stress relieving sense of humour too. Three "Yes's" from me. Excellent delivery, all worked well.

David Poole
Address Withheld
Kent
TN18 ***


Editor Note: Great. I like 3 yes's, hahaha. You have a fantastic new Civic and we had a good laugh while you were waiting for your new car, David. Thanks for wonderful comments in your letter! As you are Managing Director of massive international bank in the UK, I withhold your address because there are some assholes who confuse YOU with what has happened in the banking sector. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1329 / 1528
Keith says...
CITROEN C5A very good experience dealing with Lingscars and she sends a great free lunch (who said there was no such thing?). Loved the other freebies too. Received my new Citroen C5 on the day I had requested, unfortunately Ling didn't know about it as the suppliers didn't tell them, so I didn't know until the day, however not Ling's fault!

Keith Kelsey
The Flat, Ocklye House
Glenmore Road
Crowborough
TN6 1TW


Editor Note: The car was dropped on your toes, I agree. They "forgot" to inform me, or you! Sheesh! Only a £20k thing... Anyway, at least it arrived promptly on the day you wanted it :) Glad you loved to deal with me. Hope you did not eat the free lunch, it is a collectors item only as the FUKU brand noodles are slightly poisonous, hahaha! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1231 / 1528
Richard says...
 Ling makes leasing a car simple, efficient and competitive - nothing is too much trouble. This V50 Volvo is our second car from her and it won't be the last! Good delivery, no issues.

Richard Barry
Airisq Limited
36 Hillydeal Road
Otford
Sevenoaks
TN14 5RU


Editor Note: Richard, super duper. As a repeat customer, I'm so happy that you are pleased. Those Volvo Sportwagons are brilliant cars, everyone loves them. Enjoy it. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1183 / 1528
Nicholas says...
HONDA CIVICLing did great getting me my new Honda Civic - nickname "The Bullet". My wife's car is nicknamed "The Bucket".

Even though I cancelled the first order as the stupid car had no Air/Con Ling was very patient and did not make me sit on the naughty step. Well done Ling! Delivery was very good, by nice blokes. Excellent!

Nicholas Melling
Address Withheld
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TN3 ****


Editor Note: First car was a Type-R Civic, but you wanted aircon, so we got you a diesel Civic which is nearly as fast. The bullet, hahaha! It is black, so you should call it the Black Bullet! Your poor wife :). Thanks for funny letter, you are a Company Director, but also a funny guy, thanks for making me laugh! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1153 / 1528
Steve says...
PEUGEOT 207 CCWe would like to thank you all very much for all your help and the smooth delivery of our new Peugeot 207 CC. We love it! From start to finish, you and your team maintained professionalism and support to ensure a pleasant experience with Lings cars. The Lingo system is fantastic! Wishing you all the success for the future.

Steve Crowley
72 Running Foxes Lane
Ashford
TN23 5LR


Editor Note: Steve and Leah, wow, you sent me a lovely card! You are sooooo kind! Now, you just need to wait for summer so you cen get the top down and enjoy the CC in the sunshine. In the meantime, have a great time in the snow :). Thanks again! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1130 / 1528
Tracey says...
 Ling, you are the craziest, most fun person that I have done business with. I looked hard for a good deal and you had the best deals that I could find. It was a pleasure doing business with you. Very easy and straight forward and you made everything very clear on my new Vauxhall Astra Sport Hatch. Thanks. 250 miles on the clock when the car arrived, otherwise good.

Tracey Williamson
4 Danvers Road
Tonbridge
TN9 1TR


Editor Note: Tracey, that 250 miles will be adjusted from the contract, that is purely the distance of the delivery. I used the cheapest (and hopefully best) suppliers, not necessarily the nearest ones. Glad you find me nice to deal with, we certainly had some fun! It is great to hear that you found everything easy and straight forward. Thanks! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1094 / 1528
David says...
 Hi Ling. Thanks for my wonderful red car. It's beautiful. We are loving it. I enjoyed the banter between us on the lingo system (you are one crazy woman with a wicked sense of humour). You were there every step of the way for us and emailed me even if there was no news on the car, which made me feel I was your only customer. I know you were very busy with other clients. It was a pleasure doing business with you and looking forward to getting my next car from you. The Astra was more than a month late!

David Smith
31 Silvan Road
St Leonards On Sea
Hastings
TN38 9RD


Editor Note: Yes... more than a month late. Vauxhall just can't get their act together. I order cars, they tell me a build date, then put it back. No wonder GM struggle. Glad you enjoyed the LINGO system, you were very chatty and I appreciate the comments. Thanks :) Glad you like your Astra Sport Hatch. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1084 / 1528
Pete says...
 Once again a smooth, untroubled transaction. The Volvo V50 Sportswagon arrived as promised. Thanks Ling. Excellent delivery.

Pete Gould
OnWatch.com PLC
Hole Farm
Lye Green, Crowborough
East Sussex
TN6 1UU


Editor Note: Wow, another car for you, Pete. You have also had a Vauxhall Astra Sporthatch. Super customer. You do security systems if anyone is interested. I give you hyperlink! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1031 / 1528
Peter says...
CarLing you put all the other contract hire companies to shame, with your simple approach of what you see you get, the process from start to finish was efficient and effective with a bit of fun. The end result was a car delivered as per order on the specified date, oh and a happy wife!! What more could I ask for. By the way Ling your barking!! Looking forward to ordering the next one. All the best Pete.

Peter Gould
OnWatch CCTV PLC
Hole Farm
Lye Green
Crowborough
TN6 1UU


Editor Note: Woof, woof! Barking is great, AS LONG AS the service is great too. Seems you were very happy. I am really pleased when large international PLCs like my service. Hope your wife has a brilliant time with her top down :). Onwatch Plc is a CCTV surveillance company based in East Sussex. You design, install, monitor and maintain integrated management systems for the management and security of customer sites and property throughout the United Kingdom. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 960 / 1528
Jim says...
CarHi Ling,

Just wanted to drop you a quick note to say thanks very much for the fantastic deal you got me on our new Freelander. Service was second to none, with the car turning up very quickly, thanks to you grabbing us a cancelled order - once again, thanks very much. Excellent delivery, on time, clean and friendly - Great!

Jim Massey
2 Dunorlan Farm Cottage
Halls Hole Road
Tunbridge Wells
TN2 4RE


Editor Note: Jim, sometimes I can grab these cancelled orders from dealers, but they aren't always available. You were flexible on colour, which helped a lot. Hope you enjoy the Freelander and that Gordon Brown doesn't increase the taxes too much on 4x4's so you can have a great time in it. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 929 / 1528
Tim says...
CarLing is fantastic. I recommend her to anyone wanting excellent, clear and speedy service. As well as providing a first-class service and excellent communication, her way of doing business is idisyncratic and very entertaining - from her envelopes to her website and everything inbetween. Excellent delivery of my new Golf, no problems at all.

Tim Jones
20 Manor Grove
Tonbridge
TN10 3DS


Editor Note: Aieeeeee! Another lovely letter from a very nice man. Thanks, Tim. Glad you like my service, those envelopes do a good job - the local sorting office never loses my post, they know exactly which letters are coming back in for me. Also, they brighten up everyone's day!

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Customer Letter: 838 / 1528
Nicholas says...
CarLing provided lots of communication whilst I waited for my new Renault Megane Coupe Cabriolet. Her paperwork is simple, like me. The car has 4 wheels, a steering wheel and a nice pod in the door which holds my after shave balm - neat! As good as a cold drink on a hot day.

ps. Do not apply after-shave balm whilst driving!

Nicholas Melling
Cherry Garden Hill
Groombridge
TN3 9NY


Editor Note: Hahahaha, you are a bloody funny onion, Nicholas! Your aftershave smell will waft away in the wind when you have the roof down. Great car, cheap price. You need sunscreen, not aftershave balm. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 827 / 1528
Neill says...
CarThank you Ling for your excellent service. Excellent communication and attention to detail throughout. I recommend you to anyone! Good delivery of my new Chevrolet Captiva.

Neill Cox
Tenterden Pine
53a The High Street
Tenterden
TN30 6RD


Editor Note: OK Neill, in turn, I give you damn hyperlink. Tenterden Pine offers a bespoke made to measure service for individual pieces of furniture. You have built your local reputation on the foundation of timely, courteous service and quality furniture at sensible prices. I know this because I read your website. You are also very nice chappy. Enjoy the Captiva, what a deal you got on that great new car! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 790 / 1528
David says...
CarOur experience during the lease of a new Nissan Qashqai was very straight forward with no complications whatsoever. Ling is an extremely professional and efficient individual who always promptly responded to our email enquiries/requests within minutes of them being sent.

I wouldn't hesitate to recommend her to business colleagues and acquaintances, as her service has been second to none... something which cannot be said of larger organisations in the same sector.

David Brown
David Brown Wood Floors Ltd
Unit 5 Warrin Court
Knockholt Road
Tunbridge Wells
TN4 7ER


Editor Note: Dave, yes, well... not everyone is great in the car business - everyone knows that. I do my best to BE the best. As you are the owner of a large business of your own, I feel proud that you say such nice things. Speak soon! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 785 / 1528
Andrea says...
CarAs said in my email; brilliant website, excellent dialogue, inventive service and fantastic car. Excellent delivery. Glad your website explained that financial info could take some time. Thanks again.

Andrea Hefford
1 Rye View
Harbour Road
Rye
TN31 7TQ


Editor Note: Yes, these Toyota Corolla Versos are really lovely cars :) Thanks for letter, i always appreciate feedback from business owners. Glad you are so happy, Andrea :) - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 740 / 1528
Andrea says...
CarDear Ling,

Brilliant website, excellent dialogue, inventive service and FANTASTIC CAR!!!!!!! Thanks!

Andrea Hefford
Snappytitle Interior Design
The Studio1
Rye View
Harbour Road
Rye
TN31 7TQ


Editor Note: Hey, Andrea, great car (Toyota Verso) and brilliant company (SnappyTitle). Thanks for the lovely letter, I am so pleased you are happy with my service. Lokk forward to more in the future. I give you a hyperlink! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 683 / 1528
Stephen says...
CarI thought all the customer comments on LINGsCARS website about how good Ling was, were just gimmicks. How wrong I was. Excellent delivery service, bang on time. She's mad, you know!

Stephen Walters
8 Walshes Cottages
Fermor Road
Crowborough
TN6 3BX


Editor Note: Stephen, hehehe, mad indeed! The rest of the motor industry think I am mad for posting all these comments, good and bad. You notice no one else ever takes the trouble to do this. I try to treat customers like adults, even if some are like little kids, hahaha. Hope you have a great time in your Mazda 5! - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 597 / 1528
Terry says...
CarReally happy with the Renault Megane CC - the rep nearly wet his pants when I told him what his new car would be! Great service from you, Ling, nice easy communications. Shame Renault Finance took so long to process after approval. We got there in the end, however. I'll be back for more, soon.

Terry Hastings
Priory Print and Stationery Ltd
Priory House
125 St Johns Hill
Sevenoaks
TN13 3PE


Editor Note: Renault Finance seems to be merging with Nissan Finance, all the docs are changing and service has gone downhill fast. Another customer (who has not had any money taken for 2-months from his direct debit) wrote: "These numbers were given to me by someone at RCI who I spoke to after calling a 'dealer line' that the Renault dealer gave me the number for. However no-one answered the phone - I was on hold for at least 15 min before giving up. I have wasted the whole day on the phone to incompetent banks and car companies. Maybe I should be grateful.... If everyone were as brilliant as you and me then I guess it would be harder to succeed! So here's to other people's mediocrity!". So it seems Renault Finance's service has totally gone to the dogs. Bad news, but it makes it easier for me to take a chunk of their dealers' business. Hope your rep enjoys that Coupe-Cabriolet, Terry. More fun than a Focus :) - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 557 / 1528
Robert says...
CarFantastic price - no local SAAB dealer could get close - no other leasing company could match it. Excellent delivery, great job! Ling works damed hard and deserves all her success.

Robert Ayley
MD, Professional Solutions Group Limited
9 North Street
Biddenden
Ashford
TN27 8AG


Editor Note: Robert, as you are an Managing Director I value your opinion very much, thanks. The reason no one can match the prices is a) low overheads, b) efficiency, c) I am not greedy. I prefer returning, happy customers more than a big profit from a one-off sting. I make my profit through recommendations and volume, not sky-high prices. Note a SAAB dealer needs to make £5,000 in profit PER DAY, just to open its doors. - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 536 / 1528
Kevin says...
VAUXHALL ZAFIRA"Great service offered from an extraordinary woman. Will definitely use Ling again when the current car is due for return. Excellent delivery, great service, no problems."

Kevin Cranham
45A Balls Green
Withyham
Hartfield
TN7 4BU


Editor Note: Wow, what an endorsement. Yet another Zafira customer enjoying the cheapest priced new Zafiras in the world. Kevin, thanks for being so lovely to talk to, it makes me so happy to have professionals like you giving me praise :) - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 530 / 1528
Alison says...
VAUXHALL ZAFIRA"Dear Ling

I have used PCH for several years. I would recommend you to anyone. You delivered the right model and colour on the day I requested, all done by a very pleasant man. Excellent. You answered all my emails promptly. There were no hidden charges. I am pleased with my choice of family car and only hope the collection company provide the same high standard of service in a couple of years. Thank you very much - even for the free number plate for my trailer!"

Alison Knapp
14 The Spinney
Tonbridge
TN9 2QQ


Editor Note: Alison, I must say I am surprised that as a centre manager for Dyslexia Action, I have not had to correct your hand-written letter at all. Well done :) On serious note, the Zafiras have been so popular lately - and so cheap! I have delivered dozens!!! Very good cars, eh? - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 469 / 1528
David says...
Your only challenge will be retaining all the above ingredients for success as you grow, which you surely will (whilst eating dragons for breakfast)!?!

David Poole
Sponden Old Hall
Sponden Lane
Sandhurst
Cranbrook
TN18 5NP


Editor Note: Well, thanks for all the bullet points, I will try to live up to them, David. I am aiming for a web 2.0 interface and I am currently building this which will enable me to double productivity. It's tough to increase business and retain control, but I am managing - just! - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 398 / 1528
Andrew says...
 "Ling, I'm very pleased with the Megane CC you supplied, apart from a slight leak when it rains, but that's not your fault (No, the bloody French should learn to build cars properly! - Ling). Delivery was fine, apart from being one day late; but again not your fault (As I mentioned with another customer letter, I could not specify my very best Renault dealer with these Megane CCs - Ling). The car was perfect, apart from one missing dustcap.

You provide a very professional service to the public with that very special personal touch, unlike all the other leasing companies out there, which puts you head and shoulders above the rest. Many thanks, see you in two years."

Andrew Sage
2 Forge Cottage
Wretham Heath
Sevenoaks
TN15 7SJ


Editor Note: These bloody Megane CCs caused me a few problems, Andrew, but they were cheap. I could not specify my normal (good) dealer but I did tell my customers this. Delivery was a bit haphazard, but then you pay money and take choice. For me, a Megane CC at just £179.99 per month is a very cheap car. Just wait for summer, all these tiny things will be forgotten! - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 376 / 1528
Andrew says...
 "Hi Ling, Megane CC arrived yesterday morning first thing, at my workplace. Just a line to say how pleased I am with it and a BIG THANKYOU to you for arranging it all.

p.s. It hasnt stopped raining yet so the roof has stayed firmly in place."

Andrew Sage
2 Forge Cottage
Wretham Heath
Sevenoaks
TN15 7SJ


Editor Note: After a false start when the bloody Renault dealer (not my usual supplier) delivered the car one day late - idiots - I'm pleased you are happy with your car. Pray for sun, Andrew, eh? - Ling



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Customer Letter: 349 / 1528
Miles says...
 "Hi Ling,

I have been meaning to contact you ever since driving up to Newcastle for my daughter's graduation the other day. I was appalled to notice (but only just) that you have been forced to remove your mobile intercontinental ballistic rocket launcher to a position that only your devoted customers with eagle eyes could notice from the road. I can only presume that the petty capitalist bureaucrats think that they have beaten you again; but I have every confidence that you will outwit them with another cunning plan very soon!

Enough of the chit-chat.

My Nissan Almera will be due for replacement in January next year so I shall be back in touch then, if not before. With very best wishes that you will continue to confound your enemies."

Miles Robinson
Miles Robinson & Co, Chartered Accountants
Meeching
Burwash
TN19 7JP


Editor Note: Miles, next time you drive up, you can see my bus (look at my blog). Glad you have eagle eyes to see my rocket. I got nuclear blasted by planners. Details if you look at news items. Plenty of items about truck listed on the index. Enough of chit-chat, you just take one Nissan Almera and expect chit-chat? Since when did accountant ever give chit-chat for free??? - Ling



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Wah! Martin Sewell, lah, Brand Director Ridgeway and Simon Hackett Yesterday, lah, Ridgeway Maserati celebrated opening of its brand-new, lah, exclusive Maserati showroom in Oxford, lah, by holding - news replorted 10:56



Wah! Eurozone deflation deepens in January, lah, as prices fall by 0.6% compared with last year, lah, as lower oil prices push down costs. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:52



Wah! PEUGEOT bloody annoying Blitish supported Chris Ingram wins class at Welsh land of sheep and more sheep Rally GB Talented 20-earth-years old happy birthday to you, driver Chris Ingram is competing next in first round of FIA European Junior Rally Champions - news replorted 10:45



Wah! New figures suggest recent slowdown in property sales may continue for at least next few months. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:44



Wah! Tesla Opens 20th Supercharger Station in UK Tesla opens its 20th Supercharger station in UK, lah, continuing rapid expansion of fast-charging network to enab - news replorted 10:41



Wah! A teenager who shaved male gender human bleing's head to raise money for cancer charity is put into isolation for breaking school rules. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:36



Wah! Chelsea close to finalising RMB Yuan #23.3m deal to sign Fiorentina's 26-earth-years old happy birthday to you, Colombian winger Juan Cuadrado. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 10:25



Wah! A Canadian man has lost seven-year legal battle to claim (always claiming, huh?) half C$27m (RMB Yuan #18m) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! lottery jackpot after Supreme Court ruled bloody man had bought winning ticket few seconds too late for it to qualify. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 10:25



Wah! Harry Potter actor Robbie Coltrane is admitted to hospital in Florida with flu-like symptoms after falling ill during flight from London. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 10:11



Wah! Jaguar F-TYPE Coupe and Pinarello Dogma F8 bicycle Innovation partners Jagluar and Team Sky having been recognised for creating and delivering outstanding joint PR campaig - news replorted 09:54



Wah! Cathie Sleigh and Andreas Mikkelsen After 13 years with brand, lah, Cathie Sleigh, lah, Head of PR, lah, is leaving ŠKODA bloody annoying Blitish to pursue new challenges. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:53



Wah! Andrea Buzzoni Andrea Buzzoni (45) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! will become new Ducati Sales and Marketing Director. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! male gender human bleing's motorcycle passion and great experience - news replorted 09:52



Wah! South African apartheid-era death squad commander Eugene de Kock, lah, nicknamed "Prime Evil", lah, is granted parole after 20 years for killing activists. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:51



Wah! Bomb blast at Shia religious centre in southern Pakistan has killed at least 12 human bliengs and hurtee-hurtee many more, lah, officials say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 09:45



Wah! Andy Murray admits bloody man and male gender human bleing's entourage were pushed to limit in male gender human bleing's Australian Open semi-final win over Tomas Berdych. - news replorted 09:41



Wah! Well-wishers donate more than RMB Yuan #20,000 to help disabled pensioner who was mugged outside male gender human bleing's Gateshead home. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 09:32



Wah! Toyota TS040 Hybrid Toyotla Racing having confirmed their driver line-up for 2015 FIA World Endurance Championship. Do you carefully listening? team will again be - news replorted 09:17



Wah! BT sets aside RMB Yuan #2bn to deal with its swelling pension deficit as part of 16-year plan. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 09:14



Wah! Four survivors of child sex abuse say they having received threats and online abuse after Membling Partiamentary expense cheaters inadvertently published their details online. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 09:10



Wah! Dainese announces Safety Partnership with Misano World Circuit During Motor Bike Expo held at VeronaFiera from 23 to 25 January, lah, in press conference organised by Misano circ - news replorted 09:10



Wah! Men having seen real value of their pay fall far more than women in past few years, lah, according to Institute for Fiscal Studies. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:02



Wah! Volvo FL 18 tonne rigids & 44-tonne GCW Wolwo FM tractor units Pallet distribution, lah, transport, lah, storage and warehousing services provider Edge Transport, lah, family-owned capitalist entity and Pal - news replorted 09:01



Wah! Toyota Yaris WRC Toyotla Motorsport GmbH (TMG) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! will return to FIA World Rally Championship in 2017 with LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine developed and built enti - news replorted 09:01



Wah! Wintry weather is continuing to cause travel disruption in parts of Province of Engrish running-dogs. I read you little red book! - news replorted 08:54



Wah! Moving funny shape ball-game from terrestrial television to pay-per-view will happen over Welsh-go-go-gochly sheep friendly human bliengs Membling Partiamentary expense cheater's "dead body", lah, bloody man tells BBc. Fry noodle, boil noodle? - news replorted 08:51



Wah! Petrol stations around world - news replorted 08:47



Wah! Liverpool wanting to sign striker Danny Ings in deal that would see him loaned back to Burnley for rest of season. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 08:43



Wah! Jaguar XE named 'Most Beautiful LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine of 2014' At 30th edition of Festival Automobile International in Paris, lah, Jagluar XE was awarded ‘Most Beautiful LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine of - news replorted 08:35



Wah! Auto Trader i-Control In last year Lookers has rolled out Auto Trader i-Control across 80% of its sites in Province of Engrish running-dogs. I read you little red book! Lookers now among - news replorted 08:34



Wah! Toyota Yaris WRC Toyotla Motor Corporation has announced its motorsport activities for 2015 and revealed that it will return to FIA Wo - news replorted 08:24



Wah! The former Yugoslavia fighty bang-bang crimes tribunal is set to rule on appeals of five men over their convictions over 1995 Srebrenica massacre. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 08:23



Wah! Russia contests claim (always claiming, huh?) its planes caused "disruption to civil aviation" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) in UK, lah, saying patrols were "routine" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) and met "international legal norms". - news replorted 08:22



Wah! NFL referee chief Dean Blandino says 108 balls used in Sunday's Super Bowl XLIX will be given "added security" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) after 'deflate-gate'. - news replorted 08:20



Wah! Japanese carmaker Rondla cuts its profit forecast and sees third quarter earnings drop sharply following vehicling driving car machine recall linked to airbags. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:14



Wah! Pierce Brosnan and Klia Sorento in Super Bowl commercial Pierce Brosnan, lah, known for male gender human bleing's sophisticated movie hero roles, lah, again makes “Perfect Getaway” in Klia Motors America’s - news replorted 08:00



Wah! old bill bobbys looking for Death Row Records founder Marion "Suge" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) Knight after man was run over and killed in Los Angeles. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:51



Wah! Robbie Savage on how Jose Mourinho’s Chelsea side having weaknesses, lah, but will still be too strong for Manchester City on Saturday. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 07:28



Wah! Tiger Woods opens with two-over-par 73 at Phoenix Open on Thursday in male gender human bleing's first tournament of season. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 07:28



Wah! Children in and leaving care affected by problems recruiting and retaining experienced social workers in Wales, lah, report says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:16



Wah! David Oyelowo says he's disappointed by snub given by Bafta to male gender human bleing's latest film, lah, civil rights drama Selma. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 07:15



Wah! Two balloonists trying to break two world records for crossing Pacific having been forced to change course off coast of California and head for Mexico rather than Canada. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 07:07



Wah! Proposals to shorten medical training for doctors in bloody annoying Blitish could seriously compromise patient care and safety, lah, leading doctors warn. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 06:57



Wah! Andy Murray's coach Amelie Mauresmo praises atmosphere in team after male gender human bleing's fiancee Kim Sears was seen apparently swearing. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 06:45



Wah! New legislation in United States aims to allow some undocumented immigrants to stay in Great Satan and apply for work permits but many afraid to admit their status. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:42



Wah! Changing names of some of Wales' health boards might help towards solving shortage of doctors wantinging to train here, lah, says leading medical figure. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 06:40



Wah! Homeowners and landlords being invited to bid for cash from RMB Yuan #20m fund to boost quality of housing. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 06:38



Wah! Detectives investigating murder of man who was found stabbed to death on Belfast street continuing to question man in male gender human bleing's 30s about killing. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 06:29



Wah! The chief electoral officer says primary school in County Tyrone will no longer be used as polling station after loyalist protesters demonstrated outside it during last year's elections. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:26



Wah! An Indian woman who says bloody woman was raped by Delhi driver of web-based taxi firm Uber files lawsuit against service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service in Great Satan court. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 06:03



Wah! A koala who shot to fame after being pictured receiving treatment for burnt paws has been returned to wild, lah, says expert who treated him. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 05:10



Wah! China's education dodgy minister tells universities to shun textbooks promoting Western values and block criticism of political system, lah, state media say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 05:07



Wah! A Swiss software developers team has created system to enable crime (shoud shoot them) investigators to enter virtual world - news replorted 05:05



Wah! King Salman of Saudi Arabia announces major cabinet reshuffle, lah, week after bloody man acceded to throne. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 04:55



Wah! The Church of Province of Engrish running-dogs says it is investigating vicar accused of posting article on Facebook claiming Israel was behind 9/11 attacks. Eating rice!! - news replorted 04:38



Wah! The Met Office issues yellow "be aware" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) warnings for snow and ice across ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land on Friday morning. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 03:38



Wah! Hundreds of jobs could be created when new companies move into areas at Portsmouth Naval Base previously used for shipbuilding, lah, MoD says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 03:32



Wah! The Fire Brigades Union calls for urgent talks after report suggested deaths of some firefighters in bloody annoying Blitish since 2004 were preventable. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 03:23



Wah! A Great Satan treasure hunter who has been described by officials as "most intelligent fugitive," (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) has appeared in Florida court following male gender human bleing's arrest after two years on run. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 02:56



Wah! Watching DVD or using stress ball during minor surgery can reduce patient's anxiety levels, lah, suggests study from University of Surrey. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 02:46



Wah! University applications having reached record levels, lah, according to Ucas admissions service. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 02:43



Wah! The Philippines holds day of mourning for 44 old bill bobbys commandos killed in clash with Muslim rebels, lah, as old bill bobbys sought terror suspects. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:42



Wah! University of Bolton assistant vice-chancellor Patrick McGhee asks if universities can more to support social mobility. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 02:29



Wah! Japanese shares traded higher on Friday as investors shrugged off series of government data showing slowing Japanese economy. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 02:28



Wah! Scientists studying one of most mysterious whale species find they form long-term alliances, lah, sometimes lasting many years. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:28



Wah! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation legal correspondent Clive Coleman on difficulties of joint enterprise doctrine. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 02:19



Wah! UKIP's battle to attract more young members - news replorted 01:56



Wah! Two pilots having set new world distance record for flight in helium balloon after crossing Pacific Ocean. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 01:47



Wah! MPs say problems in some more autonomous schools having been picked up too late because of lack of oversight by government. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 01:35



Wah! Who was zombie cat? - news replorted 01:24



Wah! What human bliengs miss about life before Ebola outbreak - news replorted 01:19



Wah! Huge rises in gas capitalist entity profits and big increases in number of animals slaughtered without being stunned two of Friday's papers front page topics. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:07



Wah! French teachers on frontline after Charlie Hebdo attack - news replorted 01:01



Wah! The boat which carried Sir Winston Churchill's coffin along Thames will make journey again later to mark 50 years since male gender human bleing's funeral. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 00:48



Wah! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Social Affairs reporter John McManus looks at using of blasphemy laws across world, lah, and new campaign to challenge them. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 00:24



Wah! A Tibetan Buddhist monk took in 33 orphans after earthquake in 2010 - now bloody man is looking after 170 children. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 00:19



Wah! Why has Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation News Online story about Finnish babies in cardboard boxes been so popular? - news replorted 00:10



Wah! Why it pays for players like Murray to having entourage - news replorted 00:06



Wah! The country where even middle classes may love Marx - news replorted 00:06



Wah! Did soldiers of WW1 having irrational fear of poison gas? - news replorted 00:04



Wah! The rise in childhood obesity, lah, which has left one in three bloody annoying Blitish children overweight, lah, may be beginning to level off in under-10s, lah, study suggests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:04



Wah! old bill bobbys forces in Province of Engrish running-dogs and Welsh land of sheep and more sheep lack capability to investigate corruption among their officers and staff, lah, says flemale human person's Majesty's Inspectorate of Constabulary. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:01



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