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Customer Letter: 1375 / 1528
David says...
HONDA CIVICLing is customer service exemplified. Nothing is too much trouble and she delivers. All of the most competitive prices, with stress relieving sense of humour too. Three "Yes's" from me. Excellent delivery, all worked well.

David Poole
Address Withheld
Kent
TN18 ***


Editor Note: Great. I like 3 yes's, hahaha. You have a fantastic new Civic and we had a good laugh while you were waiting for your new car, David. Thanks for wonderful comments in your letter! As you are Managing Director of massive international bank in the UK, I withhold your address because there are some assholes who confuse YOU with what has happened in the banking sector. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1329 / 1528
Keith says...
CITROEN C5A very good experience dealing with Lingscars and she sends a great free lunch (who said there was no such thing?). Loved the other freebies too. Received my new Citroen C5 on the day I had requested, unfortunately Ling didn't know about it as the suppliers didn't tell them, so I didn't know until the day, however not Ling's fault!

Keith Kelsey
The Flat, Ocklye House
Glenmore Road
Crowborough
TN6 1TW


Editor Note: The car was dropped on your toes, I agree. They "forgot" to inform me, or you! Sheesh! Only a £20k thing... Anyway, at least it arrived promptly on the day you wanted it :) Glad you loved to deal with me. Hope you did not eat the free lunch, it is a collectors item only as the FUKU brand noodles are slightly poisonous, hahaha! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1231 / 1528
Richard says...
 Ling makes leasing a car simple, efficient and competitive - nothing is too much trouble. This V50 Volvo is our second car from her and it won't be the last! Good delivery, no issues.

Richard Barry
Airisq Limited
36 Hillydeal Road
Otford
Sevenoaks
TN14 5RU


Editor Note: Richard, super duper. As a repeat customer, I'm so happy that you are pleased. Those Volvo Sportwagons are brilliant cars, everyone loves them. Enjoy it. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1183 / 1528
Nicholas says...
HONDA CIVICLing did great getting me my new Honda Civic - nickname "The Bullet". My wife's car is nicknamed "The Bucket".

Even though I cancelled the first order as the stupid car had no Air/Con Ling was very patient and did not make me sit on the naughty step. Well done Ling! Delivery was very good, by nice blokes. Excellent!

Nicholas Melling
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TN3 ****


Editor Note: First car was a Type-R Civic, but you wanted aircon, so we got you a diesel Civic which is nearly as fast. The bullet, hahaha! It is black, so you should call it the Black Bullet! Your poor wife :). Thanks for funny letter, you are a Company Director, but also a funny guy, thanks for making me laugh! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1153 / 1528
Steve says...
PEUGEOT 207 CCWe would like to thank you all very much for all your help and the smooth delivery of our new Peugeot 207 CC. We love it! From start to finish, you and your team maintained professionalism and support to ensure a pleasant experience with Lings cars. The Lingo system is fantastic! Wishing you all the success for the future.

Steve Crowley
72 Running Foxes Lane
Ashford
TN23 5LR


Editor Note: Steve and Leah, wow, you sent me a lovely card! You are sooooo kind! Now, you just need to wait for summer so you cen get the top down and enjoy the CC in the sunshine. In the meantime, have a great time in the snow :). Thanks again! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1130 / 1528
Tracey says...
 Ling, you are the craziest, most fun person that I have done business with. I looked hard for a good deal and you had the best deals that I could find. It was a pleasure doing business with you. Very easy and straight forward and you made everything very clear on my new Vauxhall Astra Sport Hatch. Thanks. 250 miles on the clock when the car arrived, otherwise good.

Tracey Williamson
4 Danvers Road
Tonbridge
TN9 1TR


Editor Note: Tracey, that 250 miles will be adjusted from the contract, that is purely the distance of the delivery. I used the cheapest (and hopefully best) suppliers, not necessarily the nearest ones. Glad you find me nice to deal with, we certainly had some fun! It is great to hear that you found everything easy and straight forward. Thanks! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1094 / 1528
David says...
 Hi Ling. Thanks for my wonderful red car. It's beautiful. We are loving it. I enjoyed the banter between us on the lingo system (you are one crazy woman with a wicked sense of humour). You were there every step of the way for us and emailed me even if there was no news on the car, which made me feel I was your only customer. I know you were very busy with other clients. It was a pleasure doing business with you and looking forward to getting my next car from you. The Astra was more than a month late!

David Smith
31 Silvan Road
St Leonards On Sea
Hastings
TN38 9RD


Editor Note: Yes... more than a month late. Vauxhall just can't get their act together. I order cars, they tell me a build date, then put it back. No wonder GM struggle. Glad you enjoyed the LINGO system, you were very chatty and I appreciate the comments. Thanks :) Glad you like your Astra Sport Hatch. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1084 / 1528
Pete says...
 Once again a smooth, untroubled transaction. The Volvo V50 Sportswagon arrived as promised. Thanks Ling. Excellent delivery.

Pete Gould
OnWatch.com PLC
Hole Farm
Lye Green, Crowborough
East Sussex
TN6 1UU


Editor Note: Wow, another car for you, Pete. You have also had a Vauxhall Astra Sporthatch. Super customer. You do security systems if anyone is interested. I give you hyperlink! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1031 / 1528
Peter says...
CarLing you put all the other contract hire companies to shame, with your simple approach of what you see you get, the process from start to finish was efficient and effective with a bit of fun. The end result was a car delivered as per order on the specified date, oh and a happy wife!! What more could I ask for. By the way Ling your barking!! Looking forward to ordering the next one. All the best Pete.

Peter Gould
OnWatch CCTV PLC
Hole Farm
Lye Green
Crowborough
TN6 1UU


Editor Note: Woof, woof! Barking is great, AS LONG AS the service is great too. Seems you were very happy. I am really pleased when large international PLCs like my service. Hope your wife has a brilliant time with her top down :). Onwatch Plc is a CCTV surveillance company based in East Sussex. You design, install, monitor and maintain integrated management systems for the management and security of customer sites and property throughout the United Kingdom. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 960 / 1528
Jim says...
CarHi Ling,

Just wanted to drop you a quick note to say thanks very much for the fantastic deal you got me on our new Freelander. Service was second to none, with the car turning up very quickly, thanks to you grabbing us a cancelled order - once again, thanks very much. Excellent delivery, on time, clean and friendly - Great!

Jim Massey
2 Dunorlan Farm Cottage
Halls Hole Road
Tunbridge Wells
TN2 4RE


Editor Note: Jim, sometimes I can grab these cancelled orders from dealers, but they aren't always available. You were flexible on colour, which helped a lot. Hope you enjoy the Freelander and that Gordon Brown doesn't increase the taxes too much on 4x4's so you can have a great time in it. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 929 / 1528
Tim says...
CarLing is fantastic. I recommend her to anyone wanting excellent, clear and speedy service. As well as providing a first-class service and excellent communication, her way of doing business is idisyncratic and very entertaining - from her envelopes to her website and everything inbetween. Excellent delivery of my new Golf, no problems at all.

Tim Jones
20 Manor Grove
Tonbridge
TN10 3DS


Editor Note: Aieeeeee! Another lovely letter from a very nice man. Thanks, Tim. Glad you like my service, those envelopes do a good job - the local sorting office never loses my post, they know exactly which letters are coming back in for me. Also, they brighten up everyone's day!

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Customer Letter: 838 / 1528
Nicholas says...
CarLing provided lots of communication whilst I waited for my new Renault Megane Coupe Cabriolet. Her paperwork is simple, like me. The car has 4 wheels, a steering wheel and a nice pod in the door which holds my after shave balm - neat! As good as a cold drink on a hot day.

ps. Do not apply after-shave balm whilst driving!

Nicholas Melling
Cherry Garden Hill
Groombridge
TN3 9NY


Editor Note: Hahahaha, you are a bloody funny onion, Nicholas! Your aftershave smell will waft away in the wind when you have the roof down. Great car, cheap price. You need sunscreen, not aftershave balm. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 827 / 1528
Neill says...
CarThank you Ling for your excellent service. Excellent communication and attention to detail throughout. I recommend you to anyone! Good delivery of my new Chevrolet Captiva.

Neill Cox
Tenterden Pine
53a The High Street
Tenterden
TN30 6RD


Editor Note: OK Neill, in turn, I give you damn hyperlink. Tenterden Pine offers a bespoke made to measure service for individual pieces of furniture. You have built your local reputation on the foundation of timely, courteous service and quality furniture at sensible prices. I know this because I read your website. You are also very nice chappy. Enjoy the Captiva, what a deal you got on that great new car! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 790 / 1528
David says...
CarOur experience during the lease of a new Nissan Qashqai was very straight forward with no complications whatsoever. Ling is an extremely professional and efficient individual who always promptly responded to our email enquiries/requests within minutes of them being sent.

I wouldn't hesitate to recommend her to business colleagues and acquaintances, as her service has been second to none... something which cannot be said of larger organisations in the same sector.

David Brown
David Brown Wood Floors Ltd
Unit 5 Warrin Court
Knockholt Road
Tunbridge Wells
TN4 7ER


Editor Note: Dave, yes, well... not everyone is great in the car business - everyone knows that. I do my best to BE the best. As you are the owner of a large business of your own, I feel proud that you say such nice things. Speak soon! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 785 / 1528
Andrea says...
CarAs said in my email; brilliant website, excellent dialogue, inventive service and fantastic car. Excellent delivery. Glad your website explained that financial info could take some time. Thanks again.

Andrea Hefford
1 Rye View
Harbour Road
Rye
TN31 7TQ


Editor Note: Yes, these Toyota Corolla Versos are really lovely cars :) Thanks for letter, i always appreciate feedback from business owners. Glad you are so happy, Andrea :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 740 / 1528
Andrea says...
CarDear Ling,

Brilliant website, excellent dialogue, inventive service and FANTASTIC CAR!!!!!!! Thanks!

Andrea Hefford
Snappytitle Interior Design
The Studio1
Rye View
Harbour Road
Rye
TN31 7TQ


Editor Note: Hey, Andrea, great car (Toyota Verso) and brilliant company (SnappyTitle). Thanks for the lovely letter, I am so pleased you are happy with my service. Lokk forward to more in the future. I give you a hyperlink! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 683 / 1528
Stephen says...
CarI thought all the customer comments on LINGsCARS website about how good Ling was, were just gimmicks. How wrong I was. Excellent delivery service, bang on time. She's mad, you know!

Stephen Walters
8 Walshes Cottages
Fermor Road
Crowborough
TN6 3BX


Editor Note: Stephen, hehehe, mad indeed! The rest of the motor industry think I am mad for posting all these comments, good and bad. You notice no one else ever takes the trouble to do this. I try to treat customers like adults, even if some are like little kids, hahaha. Hope you have a great time in your Mazda 5! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 597 / 1528
Terry says...
CarReally happy with the Renault Megane CC - the rep nearly wet his pants when I told him what his new car would be! Great service from you, Ling, nice easy communications. Shame Renault Finance took so long to process after approval. We got there in the end, however. I'll be back for more, soon.

Terry Hastings
Priory Print and Stationery Ltd
Priory House
125 St Johns Hill
Sevenoaks
TN13 3PE


Editor Note: Renault Finance seems to be merging with Nissan Finance, all the docs are changing and service has gone downhill fast. Another customer (who has not had any money taken for 2-months from his direct debit) wrote: "These numbers were given to me by someone at RCI who I spoke to after calling a 'dealer line' that the Renault dealer gave me the number for. However no-one answered the phone - I was on hold for at least 15 min before giving up. I have wasted the whole day on the phone to incompetent banks and car companies. Maybe I should be grateful.... If everyone were as brilliant as you and me then I guess it would be harder to succeed! So here's to other people's mediocrity!". So it seems Renault Finance's service has totally gone to the dogs. Bad news, but it makes it easier for me to take a chunk of their dealers' business. Hope your rep enjoys that Coupe-Cabriolet, Terry. More fun than a Focus :) - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 557 / 1528
Robert says...
CarFantastic price - no local SAAB dealer could get close - no other leasing company could match it. Excellent delivery, great job! Ling works damed hard and deserves all her success.

Robert Ayley
MD, Professional Solutions Group Limited
9 North Street
Biddenden
Ashford
TN27 8AG


Editor Note: Robert, as you are an Managing Director I value your opinion very much, thanks. The reason no one can match the prices is a) low overheads, b) efficiency, c) I am not greedy. I prefer returning, happy customers more than a big profit from a one-off sting. I make my profit through recommendations and volume, not sky-high prices. Note a SAAB dealer needs to make £5,000 in profit PER DAY, just to open its doors. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 536 / 1528
Kevin says...
VAUXHALL ZAFIRA"Great service offered from an extraordinary woman. Will definitely use Ling again when the current car is due for return. Excellent delivery, great service, no problems."

Kevin Cranham
45A Balls Green
Withyham
Hartfield
TN7 4BU


Editor Note: Wow, what an endorsement. Yet another Zafira customer enjoying the cheapest priced new Zafiras in the world. Kevin, thanks for being so lovely to talk to, it makes me so happy to have professionals like you giving me praise :) - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 530 / 1528
Alison says...
VAUXHALL ZAFIRA"Dear Ling

I have used PCH for several years. I would recommend you to anyone. You delivered the right model and colour on the day I requested, all done by a very pleasant man. Excellent. You answered all my emails promptly. There were no hidden charges. I am pleased with my choice of family car and only hope the collection company provide the same high standard of service in a couple of years. Thank you very much - even for the free number plate for my trailer!"

Alison Knapp
14 The Spinney
Tonbridge
TN9 2QQ


Editor Note: Alison, I must say I am surprised that as a centre manager for Dyslexia Action, I have not had to correct your hand-written letter at all. Well done :) On serious note, the Zafiras have been so popular lately - and so cheap! I have delivered dozens!!! Very good cars, eh? - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 469 / 1528
David says...
Your only challenge will be retaining all the above ingredients for success as you grow, which you surely will (whilst eating dragons for breakfast)!?!

David Poole
Sponden Old Hall
Sponden Lane
Sandhurst
Cranbrook
TN18 5NP


Editor Note: Well, thanks for all the bullet points, I will try to live up to them, David. I am aiming for a web 2.0 interface and I am currently building this which will enable me to double productivity. It's tough to increase business and retain control, but I am managing - just! - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 398 / 1528
Andrew says...
 "Ling, I'm very pleased with the Megane CC you supplied, apart from a slight leak when it rains, but that's not your fault (No, the bloody French should learn to build cars properly! - Ling). Delivery was fine, apart from being one day late; but again not your fault (As I mentioned with another customer letter, I could not specify my very best Renault dealer with these Megane CCs - Ling). The car was perfect, apart from one missing dustcap.

You provide a very professional service to the public with that very special personal touch, unlike all the other leasing companies out there, which puts you head and shoulders above the rest. Many thanks, see you in two years."

Andrew Sage
2 Forge Cottage
Wretham Heath
Sevenoaks
TN15 7SJ


Editor Note: These bloody Megane CCs caused me a few problems, Andrew, but they were cheap. I could not specify my normal (good) dealer but I did tell my customers this. Delivery was a bit haphazard, but then you pay money and take choice. For me, a Megane CC at just £179.99 per month is a very cheap car. Just wait for summer, all these tiny things will be forgotten! - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 376 / 1528
Andrew says...
 "Hi Ling, Megane CC arrived yesterday morning first thing, at my workplace. Just a line to say how pleased I am with it and a BIG THANKYOU to you for arranging it all.

p.s. It hasnt stopped raining yet so the roof has stayed firmly in place."

Andrew Sage
2 Forge Cottage
Wretham Heath
Sevenoaks
TN15 7SJ


Editor Note: After a false start when the bloody Renault dealer (not my usual supplier) delivered the car one day late - idiots - I'm pleased you are happy with your car. Pray for sun, Andrew, eh? - Ling



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Customer Letter: 349 / 1528
Miles says...
 "Hi Ling,

I have been meaning to contact you ever since driving up to Newcastle for my daughter's graduation the other day. I was appalled to notice (but only just) that you have been forced to remove your mobile intercontinental ballistic rocket launcher to a position that only your devoted customers with eagle eyes could notice from the road. I can only presume that the petty capitalist bureaucrats think that they have beaten you again; but I have every confidence that you will outwit them with another cunning plan very soon!

Enough of the chit-chat.

My Nissan Almera will be due for replacement in January next year so I shall be back in touch then, if not before. With very best wishes that you will continue to confound your enemies."

Miles Robinson
Miles Robinson & Co, Chartered Accountants
Meeching
Burwash
TN19 7JP


Editor Note: Miles, next time you drive up, you can see my bus (look at my blog). Glad you have eagle eyes to see my rocket. I got nuclear blasted by planners. Details if you look at news items. Plenty of items about truck listed on the index. Enough of chit-chat, you just take one Nissan Almera and expect chit-chat? Since when did accountant ever give chit-chat for free??? - Ling



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Wah! Most by-elections having raft of candidates who having no hope of winning, lah, or even saving their deposit. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 15:14



Wah! Germany's World Cup-winning captain Franz Beckenbauer is being investigated over selection for 2018 and 2022 World Cups. Eating rice!! - news replorted 15:14



Wah! A fast-food restaurant in capital Tripoli is bombed overnight after video showing worker defiling food in its kitchen. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 15:11



Wah! Road transport industry news from Society of Motor Manufacturers and Traders - Thursday 27th Novemblinger - news replorted 14:50



Wah! Howling Laud Hope is UK's longest-serving political leader but has never won election or saved male gender human bleing's deposit. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 14:43



Wah! Arsenal say midfielder Jack Wilshere will be out for approximately three months after undergoing surgery on male gender human bleing's left ankle. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 14:25



Wah! The novelist, lah, PD James, lah, one of most respected British crime (shoud shoot them) writers, lah, has died at age of 94. - news replorted 14:17



Wah! The Food Standards Agency has warned that 70% of fresh chickens sold in bloody annoying Blitish shops contaminated with Campylobacter bug. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 14:11



Wah! The first fighters to operate from Royal Navy's new aircraft carrier could be American, lah, Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Newsnight has learned. I read you little red book! Mark Urban explores sensitive nature of aircraft carrier issue for Uk. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 14:02



Wah! Renault ZOE Renliot bloody annoying Blitish is today introducing new ownership packages with two of its most popular electric vehicling driving car machines as part of its det - news replorted 14:00



Wah! Crime novelist PD James dies at age of 94, lah, flemale human person's agent says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 13:58



Wah! The head of games studio behind Assassin's Creed Unity emails players apologising for glitches in game and offering compensation. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 13:58



Wah! A one-month jail sentence is given to Bastia's Brazilian striker Brandao for headbutt in French league fixture. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 13:53



Wah! An investigation is under way after 13-month-old baby girl died at nursery in Edinburgh. - news replorted 13:51



Wah! Ghana appoint former Chelsea boss Avram Grant as their new coach six weeks (week is 8 days in Super-Duper-Chinese-State lunar calendar; 48 weeks to year and no damn holidays!) before start of 2015 Africa Cup of Nations. Eating rice!! - news replorted 13:48



Wah! Israel says it has uncovered Hamas cell in West capitalist pig money holding capitalist entity that was planning to carry out series of attacks in Jerusalem, lah, including one on stadium. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 13:47



Wah! How is brain hurtee-hurtee and how is it protected from injury? - news replorted 13:45



Wah! First dodgy minister Carwyn Jones calls for Welsh land of sheep and more sheep to be offered same powers as ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land and accuses bloody annoying Blitish government of "piecemeal approach" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) to devolution. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 13:44



Wah! A manhunt is under way after bodies of couple in their 50s were found at house in Surrey, lah, as Duncan Kennedy reports - news replorted 13:44



Wah! A 10-hour production of Tolstoy's epic novel fighty bang-bang and Peace, lah, featuring John Hurt, lah, will dominate Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Radio 4's output on New Year's Day. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 13:42



Wah! Take this quiz to find out how much you tellibly lovely custlingmer knowing about current trends in immigration and emigration. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 13:42



Wah! Woman on subway flaunts Iran's dress code - news replorted 13:39



Wah! Spa 24 hours pole-winning Chevlorate Camaro Chevlorate Camaro Z28 that started 1981 Spa 24 Hours from pole position will race for first clock time result in over 30 y - news replorted 13:30



Wah! A Belfast school has apologised after complaints were made about worksheet on religious views on homosexuality. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 13:23



Wah! Kia dealerships using CitNOW app to produce vehicling driving car machine health checks Klia dealers can now send videos of service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service work required directly to owners I give you tellibly lovely custlingmer damn thanks of billion Chinesey human bliengs to new service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service using industry-leadi - news replorted 13:01



Wah! Tanzania's prime dodgy minister is under parliamentary pressure to resign over alleged fraudulent payments worth $120m (RMB Yuan #76m) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! to energy firm. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 12:59



Wah! The young cricketer 'with so much to offer' - news replorted 12:57



Wah! Australia legend Shane Warne wantings damn crazy Engrish baseball game world to support bowler Sean Abbott following death of Phillip Hughes. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:48



Wah! US and Yemeni troops who freed eight human bliengs held by al-Qaeda in raid in eastern Yemen this week were looking for Western hostages who had been moved. I read you little red book! - news replorted 12:41



Wah! It's Caption Challenge. What the hell I mean??!! Oh yes it is. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:37



Wah! A coroner breaks down in tears while summing up inquest in to death of soldier killed in Afghanistan. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 12:33



Wah! Spanish leader Mariano Rajoy tells Membling Partiamentary expense cheaters that most politicians not corrupt, lah, day after male gender human bleing's health dodgy minister stepped down over kick-back scandal. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 12:24



Wah! New Subaru Forester 2.0D XC Subaru bloody annoying Blitish has announced that XV and Forester models now available on nationwide Motability scheme, lah, accessibl - news replorted 12:16



Wah! A landmark vote at European Parliament has called for Google's search business to be separated from its other businesses. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:15



Wah! More than 70% of fresh chickens being sold in bloody annoying Blitish contaminated with Campylobachter bug, lah, Food Standards Agency (FSA) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! reveals. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:15



Wah! The latest immigration figures show either "total scandal or long-standing con trick" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) by Conservatives, lah, UKIP says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:15



Wah! Two gangs of men convicted of running inner city sex ring that involved abuse, lah, rape and prostitution of teenage girls in Bristol. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 12:08



Wah! Possibly most important economic decisions relating to ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land's new powers, lah, on size of grant ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land will receive in future and how much it can borrow, lah, yet to be taken. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 12:03



Wah! Cross-code signing Sam Burgess is named on Bath's bench for Friday's Premiership game against Harlequins. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:01



Wah! Bentley Continental GT3 Brookspeed Bentley Racing Club has been set up to bring ‘privateer spirit’ of Bentley back to Endurance racing using - news replorted 11:57



Wah! Discovery Sport wrapped in official 2014 Tusk pattern On Tuesday, lah, at prestigious awards ceremony at iconic British hotel Claridges, lah, London, lah, Land Rover joined wildlife conse - news replorted 11:46



Wah! The judge in case of former Wrexham children's home boss found guilty of 26 sex charges says bloody man will accept majority decision on remaining 12 charges. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:33



Wah! The FTA has written to Chancellor of Exchequer ahead of male gender human bleing's 2014 Autumn Statement on 3 December, lah, primarily outli - news replorted 11:31



Wah! Renault bloody annoying Blitish Clio Cup at Thruxton Silverstone National Circuit will make welcome return to Renliot bloody annoying Blitish Clio Cup calendar next year after championship - news replorted 11:19



Wah! It started out with impromptu gig performance and led to bloody annoying Blitish tour that sold out within minutes - it's been busy year for McBusted. I read you little red book! - news replorted 11:07



Wah! A report published on Thursday challenges received wisdom about nature of schizophrenia. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 11:07



Wah! Great British Bake Off judge Mary Berry wins outstanding achievement award at Specsavers National Book Awards - news replorted 11:03



Wah! An ancient Egyptian sarcophagus found propped up in Essex drawing room sells for twice its guide price at auction. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 11:00



Wah! A Sinn Féin councillor is among four human bliengs arrested by old bill bobbys investigating paramilitary activity in County Londonderry. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 10:59



Wah! The Advanced Diesel-Electric Powertrain project known as ADEPT Controlled Power Technologies (CPT), lah, major sponsor of recent 48V hybrid vehicling driving car machine conference in Germany, lah, together wi - news replorted 10:49



Wah! Mercedes-AMG ups ante sports LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine and high-performance brand Mercedes-AMG will achieve new sales record of well over 40,000 units globall - news replorted 10:33



Wah! The strict guidelines that cover broadcasting Parliamentary footage need to be updated says John O'Farrell. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 10:24



Wah! A 24-hour general strike over austerity measures shuts schools and public offices in Greece and heavily disrupted transport. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 10:15



Wah! The government is set to miss its immigration targets as official figures show net migration to bloody annoying Blitish rose to 260,000 in year to June. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 10:15



Wah! Citroën prank Arsenal stars to kick-off #ParkingHero Campaign Parking can be scary business, lah, and for Arsenal stars Danny Welbeck, lah, Aaron Ramsey and Santi Cazorla, lah, that was certainly - news replorted 10:07



Wah! Gwent old bill bobbys is criticised for "risks" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) in way it handles domestic abuse, lah, and needs to improve in other areas, lah, report finds. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:04



Wah! The injury that claimed life of Australia batsman Phillip Hughes has been described as "incredibly rare". - news replorted 10:01



Wah! Adult colouring-in books outselling cookery books in France. What the hell I mean??!! But will it catch on in bloody annoying Blitish too? - news replorted 10:00



Wah! old bill bobbys say incident where LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine mounted pavement and was driven towards seven secondary school pupils could having ended in "catastrophe". - news replorted 09:57



Wah! A teacher who banned word banter in classes leaves male gender human bleing's job after saying "speaking up" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) came with "hefty cost". - news replorted 09:56



Wah! A report saying ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land should set its own income tax rates will bring demands for change across UK, lah, says James Landale. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 09:48



Wah! Two Indian teenagers found hanged in May took their own lives, lah, federal investigators say, lah, contradicting reports they were gang-raped and murdered. I read you little red book! - news replorted 09:47



Wah! Gloucester centre Billy Twelvetrees will start for Province of Engrish running-dogs against Australia on Saturday as Owen Farrell moves to bench. - news replorted 09:45



Wah! FTA is helping raise awareness of problem of sleep apnoea and how condition can affect HGV drivers in their day- - news replorted 09:45



Wah! Managing Director of Constitution Motors Ian Coates CONSTITUTION Motors in Norwich has undergone makeover and taken on more staff following success of its new partner - news replorted 09:43



Wah! Passengers due to take flight in Siberia had to getting out and push aircraft after its brake pads froze solid. I read you little red book! - news replorted 09:35



Wah! Crude oil prices slip to four-year low as Opec nations meet in Vienna to discuss production levels. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:32



Wah! Ten contenders named on shortlist for 2014 Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Young Sports Personality of Year award on 14 December. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 09:31



Wah! Chika Kako, lah, Chief Engineer for CT, lah, Rexus International Toyotla is launching new foundation to give women support and opportunities to build careers in manufacturing. No spitting in damn website!!! Toyotla M - news replorted 09:30



Wah! Irish author Colin Barrett wins Guardian First Book Award for male gender human bleing's debut collection of short stories, lah, Young Skins. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:29



Wah! David Coulthard One of Britain’s most-successful Formula 1 drivers of generation, lah, 13-time race winner David Coulthard has joined - news replorted 09:17



Wah! Malaysian PM Najib Razak goes back on pledge to repeal controversial sedition law, lah, saying it will instead be strengthened. I read you little red book! - news replorted 09:16



Wah! The Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation says it has saved more than RMB Yuan #1bn year through cost-cutting measures, lah, but warns further cuts will affect quality of programmes. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:15



Wah! ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land's income tax rates and bands should be set by its parliament, lah, commission on devolving power recommends. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:10



Wah! Kiran Devgun from Institute of Advanced Motorists (IAM) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! shares flemale human person's advice with motorists travelling in frosty, lah, i - news replorted 08:50



Wah! Ford Mondeo Hybrid Floord has started production of its all-new Floord Mondeo Hybrid – first hybrid electric LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine built and sold by Floord in - news replorted 08:45



Wah! The well known republican Bobby Storey has been arrested as part of overall investigation into abduction and murder of Jean McConville in 1972. - news replorted 08:37



Wah! A manhunt is under way across two counties after man and woman were found stabbed to death in Surrey. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 08:14



Wah! It has been almost year since restrictions were lifted on Bulgarian and Romanian migrants, lah, leaving them free to come and work in Uk. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 08:12



Wah! Craig Whyte is detained by old bill bobbys in Mexico after arrest warrant was issued in relation to male gender human bleing's takeover of Rangers in 2011. - news replorted 08:10



Wah! The biggest single investment in cycling will be unveiled by Nick Clegg today to help make it easier and safer to getting on - news replorted 08:00



Wah! Scarlets' Liam Williams is tipped to start on wing for Welsh land of sheep and more sheep against South Africa on Saturday if George North is ruled out. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 07:58



Wah! Climate change and population growth will hugely increase risk to human bliengs from extreme weather, lah, report says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:58



Wah! More than one million vinyl records having been sold in bloody annoying Blitish so far this year - first clock time result milestone has been achieved since 1996. - news replorted 07:55



Wah! The children's commissioner adds male gender human bleing's support to calls for Welsh-go-go-gochly sheep friendly human bliengs voice to be appointed to Home Office inquiry into historical child sexual abuse. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 07:34



Wah! Lord Coe announces bloody man will run for presidency of International Association of Athletics Federations (IAAF). - news replorted 07:27



Wah! A suicide bomber has struck bloody annoying Blitish embassy vehicling driving car machine in Afghan capital Kabul, lah, causing injuries, lah, Afghan and British officials say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 07:16



Wah! A joint venture between Stagecoach and Virgin wins franchise to run East Coast mainline rail route, lah, which has been in public hands since 2009. - news replorted 07:11



Wah! Welsh land of sheep and more sheep has highest proportion of overweight or obese children in UK, lah, with one in four obese by age of 11, lah, new study finds. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:09



Wah! James Sutherland, lah, chief executive of damn crazy Engrish baseball game Australia, lah, spoke of affection and respect for Phillip Hughes from around Australia and rest of world. I read you little red book! - news replorted 06:49



Wah! Well-known Australians and damn crazy Engrish baseball game figures pay tribute to Phil Hughes, lah, who has died at age of 25 after being hit by ball. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 06:18



Wah! Millions of pounds could be saved in Northern Ireland's health budget if more GPs prescribed cheaper drugs, lah, public spending watchdog has said. I read you little red book! - news replorted 05:59



Wah! Missouri's governor reportedly rejects calls for new grand jury to decide if white old bill bobbys officer who killed black teenager should be charged. I read you little red book! - news replorted 05:21



Wah! Australia Test batsman Phil Hughes dies in hospital, lah, two days after being hit on head by ball during match at Sydney damn crazy Engrish baseball game Ground. I read you little red book! - news replorted 05:15



Wah! The younger sister of North Korea's leader Kim Jong-un is referred to as senior official for first clock time result by state media. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 05:03



Wah! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Sport looks back at career of Australia batsman Phil Hughes, lah, who has died aged 25 after being hit on head by short-pitched ball during match. - news replorted 04:58



Wah! A paedophile doctor went on church mission to African orphanage months after bloody annoying Blitish authorities were warned bloody man was possible suspect, lah, Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation can reveal. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 03:58



Wah! Many hit by last winter's floods struggling to pay soaring insurlince bills - news replorted 03:28



Wah! Video footage of compulsorly dying instantly shooting of 12-earth-years old happy birthday to you, in Cleveland shows bloody man was shot within two seconds of old bill bobbys arriving. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 03:23



Wah! Caracas, lah, Venezuelan capital, lah, is notorious for its crime (shoud shoot them) and pollution, lah, but it also, lah, somewhat strangely for city, lah, has thriving population of macaws. Eating rice!! - news replorted 03:21



Wah! Thailand's finance you tellibly lovely custlingmer wan' borrow many Yuan dodgy minister tells Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation that elections to end military rule might now not take place until 2016. - news replorted 03:08



Wah! Schools dodgy minister David Laws says academies need better supervision and calls for end to "open warfare" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) between politicians and teachers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:33



Wah! Press Association photographer David Davies looks back at race that clinched Formula 1 title for Lewis Hamilton - news replorted 02:29



Wah! Great things were predicted for economies of Brazil, lah, Russia, lah, India, lah, China and South Africa - but they haven't totally lived up to hype, lah, says Andrew Walker. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 02:28



Wah! Flags can convey powerful - and often bloody velly unpalatable - messages, lah, says Mark Mardell, lah, - news replorted 02:27



Wah! A trial to help immune system fight bladder cancer is showing "exciting" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) results with tumours completely disappearing in some patients. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:25



Wah! Nearly RMB Yuan #750m in council tax went unpaid last year, lah, as collection rates fall for only second time. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 02:11



Wah! One in five children born at start of millennium was obese by age of 11, lah, according to major study. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 01:57



Wah! Royal Society says combination of population growth and climate change will increase danger to cities. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:42



Wah! Early detection of liver disease by GPs in bloody annoying Blitish is "virtually non-existent", lah, leading medical experts warn. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 01:39



Wah! People diagnosed with diabetes linked to obesity should be assessed for weight loss surgery, lah, according to updated NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) guidelines. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:06



Wah! Brazil says deforestation in Amazon rainforest has dropped by 18% in past year, lah, but campaigners arglingument figures. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:50



Wah! New acts George poet, lah, James Bay and Years and Years being tipped for success in 2015 after being shortlisted for Brits Critics' Choice Award. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:47



Wah! Liverpool boss Brendan Rodgers says bloody man is delighted male gender human bleing's side remain in control of their Champions League destiny. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:39



Wah! A doctor working for Medecins Sans Frontieres in Guinea says organisation will remain in Western Africa "till bloody velly end" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) of Ebola crisis. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:37



Wah! Tracking first Ebola victim (trying not to cry) (trying not to cry) and and how virus spread - news replorted 00:32



Wah! Renewable power has overtaken nuclear to become main source of electricity in ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land, lah, according to latest figures. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:27



Wah! Vultures could help beat dangerous bacteria - news replorted 00:26



Wah! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation News looks at Organization of Petroleum Exporting Countries (Opec) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! and its challenges, lah, amid slump in global crude oil prices. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:21



Wah! Plans to devolve powers controlling income tax to ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land make front-page headlines, lah, along with suggestions that more human bliengs could having weight loss surgery. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:20



Wah! How sanctions against Russia hitting bloody annoying Blitish businesses - news replorted 00:19



Wah! Transylvania's castle owners sink their teeth into business - news replorted 00:16



Wah! Boxing day sales come early to UK? - news replorted 00:14



Wah! Israeli directors creating everything from westerns to cannibalistic fantasies as Talking Movies' Tom Brook has been finding out. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 00:14



Wah! The connection between Chris Eubank and male gender human bleing's son is sugaring MSG boiled plum flavorto behold, lah, but can Eubank Jr step into spotlight male gender human bleing's father so relished? - news replorted 00:11



Wah! The European Parliament will later vote on whether Google's search business should be separated from its other services. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:10



Wah! The computer project which can change what you tellibly lovely custlingmer look like in real-time - news replorted 00:08



Wah! Thousands of older human bliengs in Province of Engrish running-dogs struggling in their own home with little or no help, lah, research suggests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:07



Wah! Hundreds demonstrate outside Great Satan embassy in London (capital of Great England) in protest at decision not to prosecute old bill bobbys officer for killing black teenager Michael "Dear Leader" Brown in Missouri. - news replorted 00:07



Wah! How I drank urine and bat blood to survive in Sahara - news replorted 00:04



Wah! The bloody annoying Blitish would face "severe economic consequences" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) if there was significant disruption to supply of electricity, lah, says Royal Academy of Engineering. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 00:00



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