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Customer Letter: 1375 / 1527
David says...
HONDA CIVICLing is customer service exemplified. Nothing is too much trouble and she delivers. All of the most competitive prices, with stress relieving sense of humour too. Three "Yes's" from me. Excellent delivery, all worked well.

David Poole
Address Withheld
Kent
TN18 ***


Editor Note: Great. I like 3 yes's, hahaha. You have a fantastic new Civic and we had a good laugh while you were waiting for your new car, David. Thanks for wonderful comments in your letter! As you are Managing Director of massive international bank in the UK, I withhold your address because there are some assholes who confuse YOU with what has happened in the banking sector. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1329 / 1527
Keith says...
CITROEN C5A very good experience dealing with Lingscars and she sends a great free lunch (who said there was no such thing?). Loved the other freebies too. Received my new Citroen C5 on the day I had requested, unfortunately Ling didn't know about it as the suppliers didn't tell them, so I didn't know until the day, however not Ling's fault!

Keith Kelsey
The Flat, Ocklye House
Glenmore Road
Crowborough
TN6 1TW


Editor Note: The car was dropped on your toes, I agree. They "forgot" to inform me, or you! Sheesh! Only a £20k thing... Anyway, at least it arrived promptly on the day you wanted it :) Glad you loved to deal with me. Hope you did not eat the free lunch, it is a collectors item only as the FUKU brand noodles are slightly poisonous, hahaha! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1231 / 1527
Richard says...
 Ling makes leasing a car simple, efficient and competitive - nothing is too much trouble. This V50 Volvo is our second car from her and it won't be the last! Good delivery, no issues.

Richard Barry
Airisq Limited
36 Hillydeal Road
Otford
Sevenoaks
TN14 5RU


Editor Note: Richard, super duper. As a repeat customer, I'm so happy that you are pleased. Those Volvo Sportwagons are brilliant cars, everyone loves them. Enjoy it. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1183 / 1527
Nicholas says...
HONDA CIVICLing did great getting me my new Honda Civic - nickname "The Bullet". My wife's car is nicknamed "The Bucket".

Even though I cancelled the first order as the stupid car had no Air/Con Ling was very patient and did not make me sit on the naughty step. Well done Ling! Delivery was very good, by nice blokes. Excellent!

Nicholas Melling
Address Withheld
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TN3 ****


Editor Note: First car was a Type-R Civic, but you wanted aircon, so we got you a diesel Civic which is nearly as fast. The bullet, hahaha! It is black, so you should call it the Black Bullet! Your poor wife :). Thanks for funny letter, you are a Company Director, but also a funny guy, thanks for making me laugh! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1153 / 1527
Steve says...
 We would like to thank you all very much for all your help and the smooth delivery of our new Peugeot 207 CC. We love it! From start to finish, you and your team maintained professionalism and support to ensure a pleasant experience with Lings cars. The Lingo system is fantastic! Wishing you all the success for the future.

Steve Crowley
72 Running Foxes Lane
Ashford
TN23 5LR


Editor Note: Steve and Leah, wow, you sent me a lovely card! You are sooooo kind! Now, you just need to wait for summer so you cen get the top down and enjoy the CC in the sunshine. In the meantime, have a great time in the snow :). Thanks again! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1130 / 1527
Tracey says...
 Ling, you are the craziest, most fun person that I have done business with. I looked hard for a good deal and you had the best deals that I could find. It was a pleasure doing business with you. Very easy and straight forward and you made everything very clear on my new Vauxhall Astra Sport Hatch. Thanks. 250 miles on the clock when the car arrived, otherwise good.

Tracey Williamson
4 Danvers Road
Tonbridge
TN9 1TR


Editor Note: Tracey, that 250 miles will be adjusted from the contract, that is purely the distance of the delivery. I used the cheapest (and hopefully best) suppliers, not necessarily the nearest ones. Glad you find me nice to deal with, we certainly had some fun! It is great to hear that you found everything easy and straight forward. Thanks! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1094 / 1527
David says...
 Hi Ling. Thanks for my wonderful red car. It's beautiful. We are loving it. I enjoyed the banter between us on the lingo system (you are one crazy woman with a wicked sense of humour). You were there every step of the way for us and emailed me even if there was no news on the car, which made me feel I was your only customer. I know you were very busy with other clients. It was a pleasure doing business with you and looking forward to getting my next car from you. The Astra was more than a month late!

David Smith
31 Silvan Road
St Leonards On Sea
Hastings
TN38 9RD


Editor Note: Yes... more than a month late. Vauxhall just can't get their act together. I order cars, they tell me a build date, then put it back. No wonder GM struggle. Glad you enjoyed the LINGO system, you were very chatty and I appreciate the comments. Thanks :) Glad you like your Astra Sport Hatch. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1084 / 1527
Pete says...
 Once again a smooth, untroubled transaction. The Volvo V50 Sportswagon arrived as promised. Thanks Ling. Excellent delivery.

Pete Gould
OnWatch.com PLC
Hole Farm
Lye Green, Crowborough
East Sussex
TN6 1UU


Editor Note: Wow, another car for you, Pete. You have also had a Vauxhall Astra Sporthatch. Super customer. You do security systems if anyone is interested. I give you hyperlink! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1031 / 1527
Peter says...
CarLing you put all the other contract hire companies to shame, with your simple approach of what you see you get, the process from start to finish was efficient and effective with a bit of fun. The end result was a car delivered as per order on the specified date, oh and a happy wife!! What more could I ask for. By the way Ling your barking!! Looking forward to ordering the next one. All the best Pete.

Peter Gould
OnWatch CCTV PLC
Hole Farm
Lye Green
Crowborough
TN6 1UU


Editor Note: Woof, woof! Barking is great, AS LONG AS the service is great too. Seems you were very happy. I am really pleased when large international PLCs like my service. Hope your wife has a brilliant time with her top down :). Onwatch Plc is a CCTV surveillance company based in East Sussex. You design, install, monitor and maintain integrated management systems for the management and security of customer sites and property throughout the United Kingdom. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 960 / 1527
Jim says...
CarHi Ling,

Just wanted to drop you a quick note to say thanks very much for the fantastic deal you got me on our new Freelander. Service was second to none, with the car turning up very quickly, thanks to you grabbing us a cancelled order - once again, thanks very much. Excellent delivery, on time, clean and friendly - Great!

Jim Massey
2 Dunorlan Farm Cottage
Halls Hole Road
Tunbridge Wells
TN2 4RE


Editor Note: Jim, sometimes I can grab these cancelled orders from dealers, but they aren't always available. You were flexible on colour, which helped a lot. Hope you enjoy the Freelander and that Gordon Brown doesn't increase the taxes too much on 4x4's so you can have a great time in it. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 929 / 1527
Tim says...
CarLing is fantastic. I recommend her to anyone wanting excellent, clear and speedy service. As well as providing a first-class service and excellent communication, her way of doing business is idisyncratic and very entertaining - from her envelopes to her website and everything inbetween. Excellent delivery of my new Golf, no problems at all.

Tim Jones
20 Manor Grove
Tonbridge
TN10 3DS


Editor Note: Aieeeeee! Another lovely letter from a very nice man. Thanks, Tim. Glad you like my service, those envelopes do a good job - the local sorting office never loses my post, they know exactly which letters are coming back in for me. Also, they brighten up everyone's day!

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Customer Letter: 838 / 1527
Nicholas says...
CarLing provided lots of communication whilst I waited for my new Renault Megane Coupe Cabriolet. Her paperwork is simple, like me. The car has 4 wheels, a steering wheel and a nice pod in the door which holds my after shave balm - neat! As good as a cold drink on a hot day.

ps. Do not apply after-shave balm whilst driving!

Nicholas Melling
Cherry Garden Hill
Groombridge
TN3 9NY


Editor Note: Hahahaha, you are a bloody funny onion, Nicholas! Your aftershave smell will waft away in the wind when you have the roof down. Great car, cheap price. You need sunscreen, not aftershave balm. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 827 / 1527
Neill says...
CarThank you Ling for your excellent service. Excellent communication and attention to detail throughout. I recommend you to anyone! Good delivery of my new Chevrolet Captiva.

Neill Cox
Tenterden Pine
53a The High Street
Tenterden
TN30 6RD


Editor Note: OK Neill, in turn, I give you damn hyperlink. Tenterden Pine offers a bespoke made to measure service for individual pieces of furniture. You have built your local reputation on the foundation of timely, courteous service and quality furniture at sensible prices. I know this because I read your website. You are also very nice chappy. Enjoy the Captiva, what a deal you got on that great new car! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 790 / 1527
David says...
CarOur experience during the lease of a new Nissan Qashqai was very straight forward with no complications whatsoever. Ling is an extremely professional and efficient individual who always promptly responded to our email enquiries/requests within minutes of them being sent.

I wouldn't hesitate to recommend her to business colleagues and acquaintances, as her service has been second to none... something which cannot be said of larger organisations in the same sector.

David Brown
David Brown Wood Floors Ltd
Unit 5 Warrin Court
Knockholt Road
Tunbridge Wells
TN4 7ER


Editor Note: Dave, yes, well... not everyone is great in the car business - everyone knows that. I do my best to BE the best. As you are the owner of a large business of your own, I feel proud that you say such nice things. Speak soon! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 785 / 1527
Andrea says...
CarAs said in my email; brilliant website, excellent dialogue, inventive service and fantastic car. Excellent delivery. Glad your website explained that financial info could take some time. Thanks again.

Andrea Hefford
1 Rye View
Harbour Road
Rye
TN31 7TQ


Editor Note: Yes, these Toyota Corolla Versos are really lovely cars :) Thanks for letter, i always appreciate feedback from business owners. Glad you are so happy, Andrea :) - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 740 / 1527
Andrea says...
CarDear Ling,

Brilliant website, excellent dialogue, inventive service and FANTASTIC CAR!!!!!!! Thanks!

Andrea Hefford
Snappytitle Interior Design
The Studio1
Rye View
Harbour Road
Rye
TN31 7TQ


Editor Note: Hey, Andrea, great car (Toyota Verso) and brilliant company (SnappyTitle). Thanks for the lovely letter, I am so pleased you are happy with my service. Lokk forward to more in the future. I give you a hyperlink! - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 683 / 1527
Stephen says...
CarI thought all the customer comments on LINGsCARS website about how good Ling was, were just gimmicks. How wrong I was. Excellent delivery service, bang on time. She's mad, you know!

Stephen Walters
8 Walshes Cottages
Fermor Road
Crowborough
TN6 3BX


Editor Note: Stephen, hehehe, mad indeed! The rest of the motor industry think I am mad for posting all these comments, good and bad. You notice no one else ever takes the trouble to do this. I try to treat customers like adults, even if some are like little kids, hahaha. Hope you have a great time in your Mazda 5! - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 597 / 1527
Terry says...
CarReally happy with the Renault Megane CC - the rep nearly wet his pants when I told him what his new car would be! Great service from you, Ling, nice easy communications. Shame Renault Finance took so long to process after approval. We got there in the end, however. I'll be back for more, soon.

Terry Hastings
Priory Print and Stationery Ltd
Priory House
125 St Johns Hill
Sevenoaks
TN13 3PE


Editor Note: Renault Finance seems to be merging with Nissan Finance, all the docs are changing and service has gone downhill fast. Another customer (who has not had any money taken for 2-months from his direct debit) wrote: "These numbers were given to me by someone at RCI who I spoke to after calling a 'dealer line' that the Renault dealer gave me the number for. However no-one answered the phone - I was on hold for at least 15 min before giving up. I have wasted the whole day on the phone to incompetent banks and car companies. Maybe I should be grateful.... If everyone were as brilliant as you and me then I guess it would be harder to succeed! So here's to other people's mediocrity!". So it seems Renault Finance's service has totally gone to the dogs. Bad news, but it makes it easier for me to take a chunk of their dealers' business. Hope your rep enjoys that Coupe-Cabriolet, Terry. More fun than a Focus :) - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 557 / 1527
Robert says...
CarFantastic price - no local SAAB dealer could get close - no other leasing company could match it. Excellent delivery, great job! Ling works damed hard and deserves all her success.

Robert Ayley
MD, Professional Solutions Group Limited
9 North Street
Biddenden
Ashford
TN27 8AG


Editor Note: Robert, as you are an Managing Director I value your opinion very much, thanks. The reason no one can match the prices is a) low overheads, b) efficiency, c) I am not greedy. I prefer returning, happy customers more than a big profit from a one-off sting. I make my profit through recommendations and volume, not sky-high prices. Note a SAAB dealer needs to make £5,000 in profit PER DAY, just to open its doors. - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 536 / 1527
Kevin says...
 "Great service offered from an extraordinary woman. Will definitely use Ling again when the current car is due for return. Excellent delivery, great service, no problems."

Kevin Cranham
45A Balls Green
Withyham
Hartfield
TN7 4BU


Editor Note: Wow, what an endorsement. Yet another Zafira customer enjoying the cheapest priced new Zafiras in the world. Kevin, thanks for being so lovely to talk to, it makes me so happy to have professionals like you giving me praise :) - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 530 / 1527
Alison says...
 "Dear Ling

I have used PCH for several years. I would recommend you to anyone. You delivered the right model and colour on the day I requested, all done by a very pleasant man. Excellent. You answered all my emails promptly. There were no hidden charges. I am pleased with my choice of family car and only hope the collection company provide the same high standard of service in a couple of years. Thank you very much - even for the free number plate for my trailer!"

Alison Knapp
14 The Spinney
Tonbridge
TN9 2QQ


Editor Note: Alison, I must say I am surprised that as a centre manager for Dyslexia Action, I have not had to correct your hand-written letter at all. Well done :) On serious note, the Zafiras have been so popular lately - and so cheap! I have delivered dozens!!! Very good cars, eh? - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 469 / 1527
David says...
Your only challenge will be retaining all the above ingredients for success as you grow, which you surely will (whilst eating dragons for breakfast)!?!

David Poole
Sponden Old Hall
Sponden Lane
Sandhurst
Cranbrook
TN18 5NP


Editor Note: Well, thanks for all the bullet points, I will try to live up to them, David. I am aiming for a web 2.0 interface and I am currently building this which will enable me to double productivity. It's tough to increase business and retain control, but I am managing - just! - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 398 / 1527
Andrew says...
 "Ling, I'm very pleased with the Megane CC you supplied, apart from a slight leak when it rains, but that's not your fault (No, the bloody French should learn to build cars properly! - Ling). Delivery was fine, apart from being one day late; but again not your fault (As I mentioned with another customer letter, I could not specify my very best Renault dealer with these Megane CCs - Ling). The car was perfect, apart from one missing dustcap.

You provide a very professional service to the public with that very special personal touch, unlike all the other leasing companies out there, which puts you head and shoulders above the rest. Many thanks, see you in two years."

Andrew Sage
2 Forge Cottage
Wretham Heath
Sevenoaks
TN15 7SJ


Editor Note: These bloody Megane CCs caused me a few problems, Andrew, but they were cheap. I could not specify my normal (good) dealer but I did tell my customers this. Delivery was a bit haphazard, but then you pay money and take choice. For me, a Megane CC at just £179.99 per month is a very cheap car. Just wait for summer, all these tiny things will be forgotten! - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 376 / 1527
Andrew says...
 "Hi Ling, Megane CC arrived yesterday morning first thing, at my workplace. Just a line to say how pleased I am with it and a BIG THANKYOU to you for arranging it all.

p.s. It hasnt stopped raining yet so the roof has stayed firmly in place."

Andrew Sage
2 Forge Cottage
Wretham Heath
Sevenoaks
TN15 7SJ


Editor Note: After a false start when the bloody Renault dealer (not my usual supplier) delivered the car one day late - idiots - I'm pleased you are happy with your car. Pray for sun, Andrew, eh? - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 349 / 1527
Miles says...
 "Hi Ling,

I have been meaning to contact you ever since driving up to Newcastle for my daughter's graduation the other day. I was appalled to notice (but only just) that you have been forced to remove your mobile intercontinental ballistic rocket launcher to a position that only your devoted customers with eagle eyes could notice from the road. I can only presume that the petty capitalist bureaucrats think that they have beaten you again; but I have every confidence that you will outwit them with another cunning plan very soon!

Enough of the chit-chat.

My Nissan Almera will be due for replacement in January next year so I shall be back in touch then, if not before. With very best wishes that you will continue to confound your enemies."

Miles Robinson
Miles Robinson & Co, Chartered Accountants
Meeching
Burwash
TN19 7JP


Editor Note: Miles, next time you drive up, you can see my bus (look at my blog). Glad you have eagle eyes to see my rocket. I got nuclear blasted by planners. Details if you look at news items. Plenty of items about truck listed on the index. Enough of chit-chat, you just take one Nissan Almera and expect chit-chat? Since when did accountant ever give chit-chat for free??? - Ling



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Wah! Mutt me as Super-Duper-Chinese-State superLING hero in Corner at Saltwell Park Motorpoint has joined forces with legendary folk rock band Lindisfarne to support Tyne and Wear’s biggest ever mass-part - news replorted 13:47



Wah! MG, bloody dealering idiot place hosts its own Lincolnshire CarFest Almost 200 automotive aficionados gathered at WH Brand MG expensive dealeringship buildling in Lincolnshire last weekend (18 September), lah, to - news replorted 13:39



Wah! Lewis Hamilton says bloody man is confident of regaining male gender human bleing's form and moving back ahead of Nico Rosberg in F1 title race. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 13:37



Wah! Five facts about Great Satan golfer Arnold Palmer - news replorted 13:25



Wah! Russia criticises Great Satan and bloody annoying Blitish for using "unacceptable" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) rhetoric in speeches on Syria at UN, lah, after being accused of "barbarism". - news replorted 13:21



Wah! How golfer Arnold Palmer defined relationship between sport and brands, lah, becoming first sportsman to using male gender human bleing's fame to build business empire. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 13:17



Wah! The latest McLaren P1™ is Pure Electric McLaren Automotive has already revealed that one of key strategies of its TRACK 22 business plan is development - news replorted 13:11



Wah! Ford Fiesta ST five door Floord Fiesta ST compact performance hatchback is for first clock time result available to order (piece of paper signee upee) in Europe in five-door bodysty - news replorted 13:07



Wah! Some of UK’s most successful independent LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine dealers having flocked to hear details of innovative 1000 Voices part - news replorted 13:06



Wah! Alton Towers operator Merlin was at fault for crash Smiler rollercoaster crash, lah, court hears. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:59



Wah! A "colossal" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) wasp nest size of "barrel" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) with 1.4m tunnel attached is found in attic. Fry noodle, boil noodle? - news replorted 12:46



Wah! old bill bobbys say they investigating written-down messages on dead tree made by Coronation Street actor Marc Anwar about Indians as potential hate crime. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 12:24



Wah! SEAT Ateca X-Perience At this year’s Paris Motor Show, lah, which opens its doors to media this Thursday, lah, SEAT will reavealingly showing Great Satan unique stand concept, lah, - news replorted 12:24



Wah! Ivory Coast footballer Serge Aurier, lah, who plays for Paris St-Germain, lah, is sentenced to two months in jail for assaulting old bill bobbys officer. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 12:14



Wah! Mike Bushell and Ant Whorton-Eales After more than 200 laps and 420 miles of racing, lah, destiny of 2016 Renliot bloody annoying Blitish Clio Cup will finally be decided th - news replorted 11:53



Wah! Nissan reveals full specs and pricing for new GT-R Track Edition Another eagerly anticipated chapter in Nissling GT-R success story has begun, lah, with arrival of GT-R Track Editi - news replorted 11:49



Wah! Male models being paid up to 75% less than women, lah, according to one top modelling agent. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 11:37



Wah! A profile of Juan Manuel Santos, lah, Colombian President who negotiated peace deal with Farc rebel group to put end to more than 50 years of conflict. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 11:31



Wah! Geely to be Lead Partner for BLOODHOUND Project BLOODHOUND Project today announced Zhejiang Geely Holding Group (ZGH) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! as its prime sponsor and Official Automotive P - news replorted 11:30



Wah! Eicher R90 brake discs now in stock at Euro LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine Parts Euro LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine Parts (ECP), lah, UK’s number one distributor of LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine parts, lah, says over half its Eicher brake disc stock is alread - news replorted 11:28



Wah! Italian Premier Matteo Renzi inaugurates new Ducati Museum Fully renovated in celebration of company’s 90th anniversary, lah, Ducati Museum in Borgo Panigale reopens in style w - news replorted 11:21



Wah! David Wells - Port Boulogne Calais announcement by President Hollande to close Jungle camp in Calais and move migrants to reception centres acr - news replorted 11:13



Wah! Aid has been delivered to four besieged towns in Syria for first clock time result in almost six months, lah, Red Cross says, lah, but bombardment of Aleppo continues. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:10



Wah! Peugeot TomTom iCockpit TomTom (TOM2) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! today announced that its partner Plugleot has enhanced its new Plugleot i-Cockpit® experience with its user- - news replorted 10:42



Wah! Matt LeBlanc will return to host Top Gear for second series next year, lah, following departure of Chris Evans. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:36



Wah! Four kittens born inside tumble dryer in dry-cleaners - but recovering after machine is taken to pieces. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:27



Wah! TomTom HD Map and RoadDNA two revolutionary, lah, highly accurate digital map products helping automated vehicling driving car machines precise - news replorted 10:18



Wah! "No question" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) Christopher Halliwell has committed other murders, lah, says former detective - news replorted 09:59



Wah! DTM Budapest 2016 Only two contenders left: In grand finale of DTM at Hockenheimring on Octoblinger 15/16, lah, Marco Wittmann (BMW) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! - news replorted 09:56



Wah! Relive moment Arnold Palmer beats Jack Nicklaus by six shots to win male gender human bleing's fourth and final Masters title at Augusta in 1964. - news replorted 09:55



Wah! Proventia NOxBUSTER City Euro 6 retrofit system Proventia Emission Control Oy and their bloody annoying Blitish partner Excalibre Technologies Ltd launch NOxBUSTER® City Euro 4, lah, 5 and E - news replorted 09:55



Wah! A double murderer may be linked to six other murders, lah, according to former detective who arrested him. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 09:44



Wah! Monday morning motoring mess: things that kids leave behind Over million parents* left with same messy motoring dilemma every Monday morning – getting their capitalist entity LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine f - news replorted 09:43



Wah! Christopher Snelling As Government launches its new cycle safety campaign, lah, Freight Transport Association (FTA) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! is taking opportun - news replorted 09:34



Wah! Members of public having their first chance to see works nominated for this year's Turner Prize when exhibition featuring four artists opens. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:16



Wah! The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge were greeted by crowds in Vancouver after arriving by seaplane. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 09:08



Wah! Our IAM RoadSmart youngsters having pledged to Stay Bright! IAM RoadSmart is backing FIA’s Stay Bright campaign, lah, which is encouraging youngsters to wear bright reflective cloth - news replorted 09:08



Wah! Passione Ferrari at Silverstone Silverstone Circuit was bathed in sunshine for two day Passione Ferrari event at famed F1 circuit, lah, with VIP clie - news replorted 09:00



Wah! H.r. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! Owen Ecurie launch event marks partnership with BAC H.r. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! Owen enjoyed double celebration on 22 September as it officially opened its Cheltenham-based Ecurie showroom and - news replorted 09:00



Wah! Aldi reports record sales for 2015 in bloody annoying Blitish and autonomous province of Guinness drinkers and says it will invest RMB Yuan #300m in store revamps, lah, but profits having been hit by supermarket price war. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 08:30



Wah! Japan says it scrambled fighter jets on Sunday after Super-Duper-Chinese-State military aircraft flew between two southern Japanese islands. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:22



Wah! Budget airline Monarch says its flights operating as normal following 'negative speculation' about its financial health. - news replorted 07:53



Wah! Kate McWilliams' employer Easyjet believes 26-earth-years old happy birthday to you, is world's youngest ever commercial airline captain. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 06:36



Wah! There's nothing wrong with honest confrontation in funny shape ball-game - it is sly, lah, cowardly and dangerous stuff that angers players, lah, says James Haskell. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 06:34



Wah! GP Mark Spencer explains why bloody man is overseeing ambitious year-long project in Fleetwood, lah, Lancashire, lah, aimed at improving health of human bliengs in male gender human bleing's town. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 06:00



Wah! Sources close to Theresa May hit back at claim (always claiming, huh?) bloody woman was branded "lily-livered" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) by former PM David Cameron over proposed EU immigration controls. Eating rice!! - news replorted 05:39



Wah! Colombia's President Juan Manuel Santos tells Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation peace deal bloody man will sign with Farc rebels will boost economic growth and rebuild country. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 05:12



Wah! French President Francois Hollande is to visit port of Calais, lah, days after setting out male gender human bleing's plans to close "Jungle" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) migrant camp there. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 03:50



Wah! Arnold Palmer's cavalier style and aggressive technique gave him 91 professional titles, lah, as bloody man popularised golf and became its major figure in 1960s. Eating rice!! - news replorted 03:12



Wah! James Naughtie reports on how organisation could be key to White House race, lah, in campaign dominated so far by personality. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 02:54



Wah! US golfer Arnold Palmer, lah, widely regarded as one of greatest players in sport's history, lah, has died at age of 87. - news replorted 02:34



Wah! The son of Nobel Prize-winning poet Seamus Heaney shares male gender human bleing's memories of male gender human bleing's father and hails new Dublin arts centre built in male gender human bleing's honour. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 02:08



Wah! A selection of winners and finalists in bloody man ZSL Animal Photography Prize. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 01:41



Wah! Exposing your as really velly special customer's bare buttocks in public - considered by some form of legitimate political protest - has been officially made crime (shoud shoot them) in one Australian state. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 01:10



Wah! Staff working for firm used by government to cut fraudulent benefit payments were told to keep "suicidal" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) clients on phone until old bill bobbys arrived at their homes, lah, Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation learns. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:57



Wah! Would you tellibly lovely custlingmer watch someone mixing paint online? Well, lah, lots of human bliengs do. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 00:57



Wah! A future Labour government will intervene in economy to ensure "manufacturing renaissance", lah, John McDonnell is to tell party's conference. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:56



Wah! Once heading for status of ghost town, lah, Riace is now growing as migrants having moved into abandoned homes. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:52



Wah! Despite growing intolerance Copts face in Egypt, lah, they finding great success in country's recycling business. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:45



Wah! The make up of bacteria found in human faeces may influence levels of dangerous fat in our bodies, lah, say researchers from King's College London. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 00:35



Wah! It has been year since steel production ceased on Teesside. What the hell I mean??!! Promises were made that former SSI site would be cleaned up, lah, but what has actually happened to it over past 12 months? - news replorted 00:30



Wah! Rory McIlroy wins three-way play-off at Tour Championship to claim (always claiming, huh?) FedEx Cup and RMB Yuan #8.85m in prize money. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:29



Wah! Excavations will begin on Monday at farmland on Greek island of Kos in hunt for Sheffield toddler Ben Needham who disappeared in 1991. - news replorted 00:15



Wah! "Horrifying" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) practices exposed that purport to cure human bliengs with autism, lah, during which clients subjected to shouting and intimidation. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 00:08



Wah! A conference in South Africa could make trade in pangolin illegal. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 00:08



Wah! At least 200 original props, lah, costumes and models used in filming of Star Wars franchise will go on show to British public later this year. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 00:02



Wah! One in three bloody annoying Blitish adults say they having argued with their partner about using their mobile phone too much, lah, according to report by Deloitte. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:01



Wah! Nicholas Hoult takes on driving challenge in new Jagluar XF British actor Nicholas Hoult, lah, known for male gender human bleing's roles in films including Mad Max and X-Men series, lah, has become second - news replorted 00:01



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