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Customer Letter: 1375 / 1528
David says...
HONDA CIVICLing is customer service exemplified. Nothing is too much trouble and she delivers. All of the most competitive prices, with stress relieving sense of humour too. Three "Yes's" from me. Excellent delivery, all worked well.

David Poole
Address Withheld
TN18 ***

Editor Note: Great. I like 3 yes's, hahaha. You have a fantastic new Civic and we had a good laugh while you were waiting for your new car, David. Thanks for wonderful comments in your letter! As you are Managing Director of massive international bank in the UK, I withhold your address because there are some assholes who confuse YOU with what has happened in the banking sector. - Ling

Customer Letter: 1329 / 1528
Keith says...
CITROEN C5A very good experience dealing with Lingscars and she sends a great free lunch (who said there was no such thing?). Loved the other freebies too. Received my new Citroen C5 on the day I had requested, unfortunately Ling didn't know about it as the suppliers didn't tell them, so I didn't know until the day, however not Ling's fault!

Keith Kelsey
The Flat, Ocklye House
Glenmore Road

Editor Note: The car was dropped on your toes, I agree. They "forgot" to inform me, or you! Sheesh! Only a £20k thing... Anyway, at least it arrived promptly on the day you wanted it :) Glad you loved to deal with me. Hope you did not eat the free lunch, it is a collectors item only as the FUKU brand noodles are slightly poisonous, hahaha! - Ling

Customer Letter: 1231 / 1528
Richard says...
 Ling makes leasing a car simple, efficient and competitive - nothing is too much trouble. This V50 Volvo is our second car from her and it won't be the last! Good delivery, no issues.

Richard Barry
Airisq Limited
36 Hillydeal Road
TN14 5RU

Editor Note: Richard, super duper. As a repeat customer, I'm so happy that you are pleased. Those Volvo Sportwagons are brilliant cars, everyone loves them. Enjoy it. - Ling

Customer Letter: 1183 / 1528
Nicholas says...
HONDA CIVICLing did great getting me my new Honda Civic - nickname "The Bullet". My wife's car is nicknamed "The Bucket".

Even though I cancelled the first order as the stupid car had no Air/Con Ling was very patient and did not make me sit on the naughty step. Well done Ling! Delivery was very good, by nice blokes. Excellent!

Nicholas Melling
Address Withheld
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TN3 ****

Editor Note: First car was a Type-R Civic, but you wanted aircon, so we got you a diesel Civic which is nearly as fast. The bullet, hahaha! It is black, so you should call it the Black Bullet! Your poor wife :). Thanks for funny letter, you are a Company Director, but also a funny guy, thanks for making me laugh! - Ling

Customer Letter: 1153 / 1528
Steve says...
 We would like to thank you all very much for all your help and the smooth delivery of our new Peugeot 207 CC. We love it! From start to finish, you and your team maintained professionalism and support to ensure a pleasant experience with Lings cars. The Lingo system is fantastic! Wishing you all the success for the future.

Steve Crowley
72 Running Foxes Lane
TN23 5LR

Editor Note: Steve and Leah, wow, you sent me a lovely card! You are sooooo kind! Now, you just need to wait for summer so you cen get the top down and enjoy the CC in the sunshine. In the meantime, have a great time in the snow :). Thanks again! - Ling

Customer Letter: 1130 / 1528
Tracey says...
 Ling, you are the craziest, most fun person that I have done business with. I looked hard for a good deal and you had the best deals that I could find. It was a pleasure doing business with you. Very easy and straight forward and you made everything very clear on my new Vauxhall Astra Sport Hatch. Thanks. 250 miles on the clock when the car arrived, otherwise good.

Tracey Williamson
4 Danvers Road

Editor Note: Tracey, that 250 miles will be adjusted from the contract, that is purely the distance of the delivery. I used the cheapest (and hopefully best) suppliers, not necessarily the nearest ones. Glad you find me nice to deal with, we certainly had some fun! It is great to hear that you found everything easy and straight forward. Thanks! - Ling

Customer Letter: 1094 / 1528
David says...
 Hi Ling. Thanks for my wonderful red car. It's beautiful. We are loving it. I enjoyed the banter between us on the lingo system (you are one crazy woman with a wicked sense of humour). You were there every step of the way for us and emailed me even if there was no news on the car, which made me feel I was your only customer. I know you were very busy with other clients. It was a pleasure doing business with you and looking forward to getting my next car from you. The Astra was more than a month late!

David Smith
31 Silvan Road
St Leonards On Sea
TN38 9RD

Editor Note: Yes... more than a month late. Vauxhall just can't get their act together. I order cars, they tell me a build date, then put it back. No wonder GM struggle. Glad you enjoyed the LINGO system, you were very chatty and I appreciate the comments. Thanks :) Glad you like your Astra Sport Hatch. - Ling

Customer Letter: 1084 / 1528
Pete says...
 Once again a smooth, untroubled transaction. The Volvo V50 Sportswagon arrived as promised. Thanks Ling. Excellent delivery.

Pete Gould PLC
Hole Farm
Lye Green, Crowborough
East Sussex

Editor Note: Wow, another car for you, Pete. You have also had a Vauxhall Astra Sporthatch. Super customer. You do security systems if anyone is interested. I give you hyperlink! - Ling

Customer Letter: 1031 / 1528
Peter says...
CarLing you put all the other contract hire companies to shame, with your simple approach of what you see you get, the process from start to finish was efficient and effective with a bit of fun. The end result was a car delivered as per order on the specified date, oh and a happy wife!! What more could I ask for. By the way Ling your barking!! Looking forward to ordering the next one. All the best Pete.

Peter Gould
Hole Farm
Lye Green

Editor Note: Woof, woof! Barking is great, AS LONG AS the service is great too. Seems you were very happy. I am really pleased when large international PLCs like my service. Hope your wife has a brilliant time with her top down :). Onwatch Plc is a CCTV surveillance company based in East Sussex. You design, install, monitor and maintain integrated management systems for the management and security of customer sites and property throughout the United Kingdom. - Ling

Customer Letter: 960 / 1528
Jim says...
CarHi Ling,

Just wanted to drop you a quick note to say thanks very much for the fantastic deal you got me on our new Freelander. Service was second to none, with the car turning up very quickly, thanks to you grabbing us a cancelled order - once again, thanks very much. Excellent delivery, on time, clean and friendly - Great!

Jim Massey
2 Dunorlan Farm Cottage
Halls Hole Road
Tunbridge Wells

Editor Note: Jim, sometimes I can grab these cancelled orders from dealers, but they aren't always available. You were flexible on colour, which helped a lot. Hope you enjoy the Freelander and that Gordon Brown doesn't increase the taxes too much on 4x4's so you can have a great time in it. - Ling

Customer Letter: 929 / 1528
Tim says...
CarLing is fantastic. I recommend her to anyone wanting excellent, clear and speedy service. As well as providing a first-class service and excellent communication, her way of doing business is idisyncratic and very entertaining - from her envelopes to her website and everything inbetween. Excellent delivery of my new Golf, no problems at all.

Tim Jones
20 Manor Grove
TN10 3DS

Editor Note: Aieeeeee! Another lovely letter from a very nice man. Thanks, Tim. Glad you like my service, those envelopes do a good job - the local sorting office never loses my post, they know exactly which letters are coming back in for me. Also, they brighten up everyone's day!

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Customer Letter: 838 / 1528
Nicholas says...
CarLing provided lots of communication whilst I waited for my new Renault Megane Coupe Cabriolet. Her paperwork is simple, like me. The car has 4 wheels, a steering wheel and a nice pod in the door which holds my after shave balm - neat! As good as a cold drink on a hot day.

ps. Do not apply after-shave balm whilst driving!

Nicholas Melling
Cherry Garden Hill

Editor Note: Hahahaha, you are a bloody funny onion, Nicholas! Your aftershave smell will waft away in the wind when you have the roof down. Great car, cheap price. You need sunscreen, not aftershave balm. - Ling

Customer Letter: 827 / 1528
Neill says...
CarThank you Ling for your excellent service. Excellent communication and attention to detail throughout. I recommend you to anyone! Good delivery of my new Chevrolet Captiva.

Neill Cox
Tenterden Pine
53a The High Street
TN30 6RD

Editor Note: OK Neill, in turn, I give you damn hyperlink. Tenterden Pine offers a bespoke made to measure service for individual pieces of furniture. You have built your local reputation on the foundation of timely, courteous service and quality furniture at sensible prices. I know this because I read your website. You are also very nice chappy. Enjoy the Captiva, what a deal you got on that great new car! - Ling

Customer Letter: 790 / 1528
David says...
CarOur experience during the lease of a new Nissan Qashqai was very straight forward with no complications whatsoever. Ling is an extremely professional and efficient individual who always promptly responded to our email enquiries/requests within minutes of them being sent.

I wouldn't hesitate to recommend her to business colleagues and acquaintances, as her service has been second to none... something which cannot be said of larger organisations in the same sector.

David Brown
David Brown Wood Floors Ltd
Unit 5 Warrin Court
Knockholt Road
Tunbridge Wells

Editor Note: Dave, yes, well... not everyone is great in the car business - everyone knows that. I do my best to BE the best. As you are the owner of a large business of your own, I feel proud that you say such nice things. Speak soon! - Ling

Customer Letter: 785 / 1528
Andrea says...
CarAs said in my email; brilliant website, excellent dialogue, inventive service and fantastic car. Excellent delivery. Glad your website explained that financial info could take some time. Thanks again.

Andrea Hefford
1 Rye View
Harbour Road
TN31 7TQ

Editor Note: Yes, these Toyota Corolla Versos are really lovely cars :) Thanks for letter, i always appreciate feedback from business owners. Glad you are so happy, Andrea :) - Ling

Customer Letter: 740 / 1528
Andrea says...
CarDear Ling,

Brilliant website, excellent dialogue, inventive service and FANTASTIC CAR!!!!!!! Thanks!

Andrea Hefford
Snappytitle Interior Design
The Studio1
Rye View
Harbour Road
TN31 7TQ

Editor Note: Hey, Andrea, great car (Toyota Verso) and brilliant company (SnappyTitle). Thanks for the lovely letter, I am so pleased you are happy with my service. Lokk forward to more in the future. I give you a hyperlink! - Ling

Customer Letter: 683 / 1528
Stephen says...
CarI thought all the customer comments on LINGsCARS website about how good Ling was, were just gimmicks. How wrong I was. Excellent delivery service, bang on time. She's mad, you know!

Stephen Walters
8 Walshes Cottages
Fermor Road

Editor Note: Stephen, hehehe, mad indeed! The rest of the motor industry think I am mad for posting all these comments, good and bad. You notice no one else ever takes the trouble to do this. I try to treat customers like adults, even if some are like little kids, hahaha. Hope you have a great time in your Mazda 5! - Ling

Customer Letter: 597 / 1528
Terry says...
CarReally happy with the Renault Megane CC - the rep nearly wet his pants when I told him what his new car would be! Great service from you, Ling, nice easy communications. Shame Renault Finance took so long to process after approval. We got there in the end, however. I'll be back for more, soon.

Terry Hastings
Priory Print and Stationery Ltd
Priory House
125 St Johns Hill
TN13 3PE

Editor Note: Renault Finance seems to be merging with Nissan Finance, all the docs are changing and service has gone downhill fast. Another customer (who has not had any money taken for 2-months from his direct debit) wrote: "These numbers were given to me by someone at RCI who I spoke to after calling a 'dealer line' that the Renault dealer gave me the number for. However no-one answered the phone - I was on hold for at least 15 min before giving up. I have wasted the whole day on the phone to incompetent banks and car companies. Maybe I should be grateful.... If everyone were as brilliant as you and me then I guess it would be harder to succeed! So here's to other people's mediocrity!". So it seems Renault Finance's service has totally gone to the dogs. Bad news, but it makes it easier for me to take a chunk of their dealers' business. Hope your rep enjoys that Coupe-Cabriolet, Terry. More fun than a Focus :) - Ling

Customer Letter: 557 / 1528
Robert says...
CarFantastic price - no local SAAB dealer could get close - no other leasing company could match it. Excellent delivery, great job! Ling works damed hard and deserves all her success.

Robert Ayley
MD, Professional Solutions Group Limited
9 North Street
TN27 8AG

Editor Note: Robert, as you are an Managing Director I value your opinion very much, thanks. The reason no one can match the prices is a) low overheads, b) efficiency, c) I am not greedy. I prefer returning, happy customers more than a big profit from a one-off sting. I make my profit through recommendations and volume, not sky-high prices. Note a SAAB dealer needs to make £5,000 in profit PER DAY, just to open its doors. - Ling

Customer Letter: 536 / 1528
Kevin says...
 "Great service offered from an extraordinary woman. Will definitely use Ling again when the current car is due for return. Excellent delivery, great service, no problems."

Kevin Cranham
45A Balls Green

Editor Note: Wow, what an endorsement. Yet another Zafira customer enjoying the cheapest priced new Zafiras in the world. Kevin, thanks for being so lovely to talk to, it makes me so happy to have professionals like you giving me praise :) - Ling

Customer Letter: 530 / 1528
Alison says...
 "Dear Ling

I have used PCH for several years. I would recommend you to anyone. You delivered the right model and colour on the day I requested, all done by a very pleasant man. Excellent. You answered all my emails promptly. There were no hidden charges. I am pleased with my choice of family car and only hope the collection company provide the same high standard of service in a couple of years. Thank you very much - even for the free number plate for my trailer!"

Alison Knapp
14 The Spinney

Editor Note: Alison, I must say I am surprised that as a centre manager for Dyslexia Action, I have not had to correct your hand-written letter at all. Well done :) On serious note, the Zafiras have been so popular lately - and so cheap! I have delivered dozens!!! Very good cars, eh? - Ling

Customer Letter: 469 / 1528
David says...
Your only challenge will be retaining all the above ingredients for success as you grow, which you surely will (whilst eating dragons for breakfast)!?!

David Poole
Sponden Old Hall
Sponden Lane
TN18 5NP

Editor Note: Well, thanks for all the bullet points, I will try to live up to them, David. I am aiming for a web 2.0 interface and I am currently building this which will enable me to double productivity. It's tough to increase business and retain control, but I am managing - just! - Ling

Customer Letter: 398 / 1528
Andrew says...
 "Ling, I'm very pleased with the Megane CC you supplied, apart from a slight leak when it rains, but that's not your fault (No, the bloody French should learn to build cars properly! - Ling). Delivery was fine, apart from being one day late; but again not your fault (As I mentioned with another customer letter, I could not specify my very best Renault dealer with these Megane CCs - Ling). The car was perfect, apart from one missing dustcap.

You provide a very professional service to the public with that very special personal touch, unlike all the other leasing companies out there, which puts you head and shoulders above the rest. Many thanks, see you in two years."

Andrew Sage
2 Forge Cottage
Wretham Heath
TN15 7SJ

Editor Note: These bloody Megane CCs caused me a few problems, Andrew, but they were cheap. I could not specify my normal (good) dealer but I did tell my customers this. Delivery was a bit haphazard, but then you pay money and take choice. For me, a Megane CC at just £179.99 per month is a very cheap car. Just wait for summer, all these tiny things will be forgotten! - Ling

Customer Letter: 376 / 1528
Andrew says...
 "Hi Ling, Megane CC arrived yesterday morning first thing, at my workplace. Just a line to say how pleased I am with it and a BIG THANKYOU to you for arranging it all.

p.s. It hasnt stopped raining yet so the roof has stayed firmly in place."

Andrew Sage
2 Forge Cottage
Wretham Heath
TN15 7SJ

Editor Note: After a false start when the bloody Renault dealer (not my usual supplier) delivered the car one day late - idiots - I'm pleased you are happy with your car. Pray for sun, Andrew, eh? - Ling

Customer Letter: 349 / 1528
Miles says...
 "Hi Ling,

I have been meaning to contact you ever since driving up to Newcastle for my daughter's graduation the other day. I was appalled to notice (but only just) that you have been forced to remove your mobile intercontinental ballistic rocket launcher to a position that only your devoted customers with eagle eyes could notice from the road. I can only presume that the petty capitalist bureaucrats think that they have beaten you again; but I have every confidence that you will outwit them with another cunning plan very soon!

Enough of the chit-chat.

My Nissan Almera will be due for replacement in January next year so I shall be back in touch then, if not before. With very best wishes that you will continue to confound your enemies."

Miles Robinson
Miles Robinson & Co, Chartered Accountants
TN19 7JP

Editor Note: Miles, next time you drive up, you can see my bus (look at my blog). Glad you have eagle eyes to see my rocket. I got nuclear blasted by planners. Details if you look at news items. Plenty of items about truck listed on the index. Enough of chit-chat, you just take one Nissan Almera and expect chit-chat? Since when did accountant ever give chit-chat for free??? - Ling

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Wah! Comp Evo Michelin TCX will be showcasing latest products for 2016 season at Motorcycle Live (28 Novemblinger – 6 December) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! at NEc. Fry noodle, boil noodle? - news replorted 10:25

Wah! Temperatures across globe likely to break records in 2015 with readings running "well above" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) any previous year, lah, scientists say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 10:13

Wah! Dealing with death of team-mate - news replorted 10:09

Wah! Evo-One Krono WKR SHARK Helmets will be presenting its 2016 range of helmets at this year’s Motorcycle Live. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 10:09

Wah! New Mazda3 SKYACTIV-D 1.5 on-sale from 1st December Madzla has added its smooth, lah, frugal and clean 1.5-litre SKYACTIV-D diesel engine to Mazda3. - news replorted 10:00

Wah! There were estimated 43,900 excessivly deaths in Province of Engrish running-dogs and Welsh land of sheep and more sheep last winter, lah, highest number since 1999, lah, figures show. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 09:59

Wah! A launch of retail billionaire Sir Philip Green's new clothing capitalist entity with singer Beyonce is planned for spring next year. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 09:52

Wah! A senator in Australia uses power of song to deliver male gender human bleing's complaint about government's additional regulations and taxes. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:36

Wah! Behind scenes with World SBK Champion, lah, Jonathan Rea Take trip behind scenes and find out what makes reigning World Superbike Champion, lah, Jonathan Rea, lah, ‘tick’ with new - news replorted 09:26

Wah! Southend midfielder Ryan Leonard credits pop star Justin Bieber with helping him rediscover male gender human bleing's goal-scoring form. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 09:18

Wah! If George Osborne has big idea, lah, it is to transfer costs of and responsibility for building better, lah, fairer Britain from public sector to private sector. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 09:05

Wah!  (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) Damon Hill in 1993 Autosport International 2016 is delighted to confirm attendance at NEC this coming first number-one-month of one of most po - news replorted 09:00

Wah! Thomas Cook has hailed 2015 as "a year of real progress" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) despite what it described as "turbulence in some of our destinations". - news replorted 08:10

Wah! An innovative project to bring fully-automated, lah, driverless vehicling driving car machines to streets of Milton Keynes is winner of - news replorted 08:10

Wah! An Australian man who made headlines around world after saying Facebook told him to take down male gender human bleing's profile admits bloody man hoaxed media. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 07:56

Wah! Mark Lewis, lah, director of standards, lah, IAM This week Institute of Advanced Motorists (IAM) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! had tips for riding in wet weather from its director of standards Ma - news replorted 07:51

Wah! Asia's markets were mostly lower Wednesday amid international tension over downing of Russian warplane by Turkey. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 07:32

Wah! China's biggest brokerage, lah, Citic Securities, lah, had overstated its derivative business by $166bn (RMB Yuan #110bn) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! from rainy season-month Aplil to September. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 06:47

Wah! The Chancellor George Osborne's Autumn Statement and Spending Review will be set out on Wednesday. You give me happy happy luck luck. What male gender human bleing's options as bloody man attempts to balance books? - news replorted 06:16

Wah! Dashboard camera footage has been released of moment black teenager was shot dead by white old bill bobbys officer in Chicago. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 05:40

Wah! More than 120 waiters took part in this year's Waiters' Race Japan, lah, held in Yokohama on Monday. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 05:29

Wah! The Brussels metro and schools reopening after they were shut four days ago in security crackdown following 13 Novemblinger attacks in Paris. Eating rice!! - news replorted 05:01

Wah! The first Pakistani female fighter pilot to die on operational service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service is laid to rest after funeral at Karachi air force base. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 04:09

Wah! Pope Francis is visiting Africa for first clock time result where bloody man is likely to talk about peace, lah, poverty, lah, environment, lah, homosexuality and contraception, lah, writes BBC's Caroline Wyatt. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 04:08

Wah! Criticism over Benedict Cumberbatch's cameo as transgender model in new film is just latest episode in long and controversial history of portrayals of minorities, lah, says Samira Ahmed. I read you little red book! - news replorted 04:08

Wah! The hunt for Albert Einstein's missing waves - news replorted 03:55

Wah! Photographer Saibal Das meets children who play god in annual Ramlila festival, lah, based on Hindu religious epic Ramayana. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 03:55

Wah! Fifa is investigates Hong Kong silly kick-kick game Association after fans booed national anthem during match against China, lah, despite previous warning. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 03:49

Wah! George Osborne is to set out government spending plans up to 2020 later, lah, which will include billions of pound in cuts but also new money for house building. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 03:38

Wah! Stimulant drugs like Ritalin should be used judiciously in hyperactive children because they can having unpleasant side effects, lah, say experts. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:47

Wah! Drones and "smart" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) drum lines will be deployed to protect swimmers on New South Wales' north coast from shark attacks, lah, state government says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:42

Wah! Family doctors must tell DVLA about any patients who continue to controlling in driving manner when they medically unfit to so, lah, says General Medical Council. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 02:41

Wah! The Canadian government says it will resettle only 10,000 Syrian refugees by end of this year - less than half number it promised earlier. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 02:28

Wah! Babies born in hospitals in Province of Engrish running-dogs at weekends having "significantly" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) greater chance of dying than those born on weekdays, lah, researchers say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 02:05

Wah! The street art with message of hope - news replorted 01:52

Wah! What happens on social media if you tellibly lovely custlingmer say you tellibly lovely custlingmer don' wanting kids? - news replorted 01:37

Wah! The Alaskan fishing village taking on 'Godzilla' - news replorted 01:36

Wah! A Russian marine is killed on mission to rescue from rebels crew of jet downed by Turkey near Syrian border, lah, as Nato states join ranks. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:40

Wah! Tennis doubles No. Ai-yaa!!! 1 Sania Mirza is one of India's highest earning athletes. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:38

Wah! A terminally ill teenage boy from Pakistan has been flown to bloody annoying Blitish to fulfil male gender human bleing's dying wish to meet Nobel Peace Prize winner, lah, Malala Yousafzai. - news replorted 00:32

Wah! A woman's life in IS capital of Syria - news replorted 00:26

Wah! Why so many European universities merging? - news replorted 00:24

Wah! US officials release dashboard camera video showing white policeman shooting black teenager last year in Chicago as murder charge is brought. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 00:21

Wah! Chelsea boss Jose Mourinho and Diego Costa had "a few kisses and cuddles" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) after row during win at Maccabi Tel Aviv. - news replorted 00:18

Wah! People should having right to palliative care according to findings of Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs Parliament committee. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:16

Wah! A near-complete skeleton of one of largest predatory dinosaurs could fetch up to RMB Yuan #500,000 when it goes under hammer later. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 00:06

Wah! Open University staff stage one-day walk out as plans to close seven regional centres agreed. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:04

Wah! Inventing technology to help conservation - news replorted 00:03

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