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Customer Letter: 1375 / 1528
David says...
HONDA CIVICLing is customer service exemplified. Nothing is too much trouble and she delivers. All of the most competitive prices, with stress relieving sense of humour too. Three "Yes's" from me. Excellent delivery, all worked well.

David Poole
Address Withheld
Kent
TN18 ***


Editor Note: Great. I like 3 yes's, hahaha. You have a fantastic new Civic and we had a good laugh while you were waiting for your new car, David. Thanks for wonderful comments in your letter! As you are Managing Director of massive international bank in the UK, I withhold your address because there are some assholes who confuse YOU with what has happened in the banking sector. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1329 / 1528
Keith says...
CITROEN C5A very good experience dealing with Lingscars and she sends a great free lunch (who said there was no such thing?). Loved the other freebies too. Received my new Citroen C5 on the day I had requested, unfortunately Ling didn't know about it as the suppliers didn't tell them, so I didn't know until the day, however not Ling's fault!

Keith Kelsey
The Flat, Ocklye House
Glenmore Road
Crowborough
TN6 1TW


Editor Note: The car was dropped on your toes, I agree. They "forgot" to inform me, or you! Sheesh! Only a £20k thing... Anyway, at least it arrived promptly on the day you wanted it :) Glad you loved to deal with me. Hope you did not eat the free lunch, it is a collectors item only as the FUKU brand noodles are slightly poisonous, hahaha! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1231 / 1528
Richard says...
 Ling makes leasing a car simple, efficient and competitive - nothing is too much trouble. This V50 Volvo is our second car from her and it won't be the last! Good delivery, no issues.

Richard Barry
Airisq Limited
36 Hillydeal Road
Otford
Sevenoaks
TN14 5RU


Editor Note: Richard, super duper. As a repeat customer, I'm so happy that you are pleased. Those Volvo Sportwagons are brilliant cars, everyone loves them. Enjoy it. - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 1183 / 1528
Nicholas says...
HONDA CIVICLing did great getting me my new Honda Civic - nickname "The Bullet". My wife's car is nicknamed "The Bucket".

Even though I cancelled the first order as the stupid car had no Air/Con Ling was very patient and did not make me sit on the naughty step. Well done Ling! Delivery was very good, by nice blokes. Excellent!

Nicholas Melling
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TN3 ****


Editor Note: First car was a Type-R Civic, but you wanted aircon, so we got you a diesel Civic which is nearly as fast. The bullet, hahaha! It is black, so you should call it the Black Bullet! Your poor wife :). Thanks for funny letter, you are a Company Director, but also a funny guy, thanks for making me laugh! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1153 / 1528
Steve says...
PEUGEOT 207 CCWe would like to thank you all very much for all your help and the smooth delivery of our new Peugeot 207 CC. We love it! From start to finish, you and your team maintained professionalism and support to ensure a pleasant experience with Lings cars. The Lingo system is fantastic! Wishing you all the success for the future.

Steve Crowley
72 Running Foxes Lane
Ashford
TN23 5LR


Editor Note: Steve and Leah, wow, you sent me a lovely card! You are sooooo kind! Now, you just need to wait for summer so you cen get the top down and enjoy the CC in the sunshine. In the meantime, have a great time in the snow :). Thanks again! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1130 / 1528
Tracey says...
 Ling, you are the craziest, most fun person that I have done business with. I looked hard for a good deal and you had the best deals that I could find. It was a pleasure doing business with you. Very easy and straight forward and you made everything very clear on my new Vauxhall Astra Sport Hatch. Thanks. 250 miles on the clock when the car arrived, otherwise good.

Tracey Williamson
4 Danvers Road
Tonbridge
TN9 1TR


Editor Note: Tracey, that 250 miles will be adjusted from the contract, that is purely the distance of the delivery. I used the cheapest (and hopefully best) suppliers, not necessarily the nearest ones. Glad you find me nice to deal with, we certainly had some fun! It is great to hear that you found everything easy and straight forward. Thanks! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1094 / 1528
David says...
 Hi Ling. Thanks for my wonderful red car. It's beautiful. We are loving it. I enjoyed the banter between us on the lingo system (you are one crazy woman with a wicked sense of humour). You were there every step of the way for us and emailed me even if there was no news on the car, which made me feel I was your only customer. I know you were very busy with other clients. It was a pleasure doing business with you and looking forward to getting my next car from you. The Astra was more than a month late!

David Smith
31 Silvan Road
St Leonards On Sea
Hastings
TN38 9RD


Editor Note: Yes... more than a month late. Vauxhall just can't get their act together. I order cars, they tell me a build date, then put it back. No wonder GM struggle. Glad you enjoyed the LINGO system, you were very chatty and I appreciate the comments. Thanks :) Glad you like your Astra Sport Hatch. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1084 / 1528
Pete says...
 Once again a smooth, untroubled transaction. The Volvo V50 Sportswagon arrived as promised. Thanks Ling. Excellent delivery.

Pete Gould
OnWatch.com PLC
Hole Farm
Lye Green, Crowborough
East Sussex
TN6 1UU


Editor Note: Wow, another car for you, Pete. You have also had a Vauxhall Astra Sporthatch. Super customer. You do security systems if anyone is interested. I give you hyperlink! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1031 / 1528
Peter says...
CarLing you put all the other contract hire companies to shame, with your simple approach of what you see you get, the process from start to finish was efficient and effective with a bit of fun. The end result was a car delivered as per order on the specified date, oh and a happy wife!! What more could I ask for. By the way Ling your barking!! Looking forward to ordering the next one. All the best Pete.

Peter Gould
OnWatch CCTV PLC
Hole Farm
Lye Green
Crowborough
TN6 1UU


Editor Note: Woof, woof! Barking is great, AS LONG AS the service is great too. Seems you were very happy. I am really pleased when large international PLCs like my service. Hope your wife has a brilliant time with her top down :). Onwatch Plc is a CCTV surveillance company based in East Sussex. You design, install, monitor and maintain integrated management systems for the management and security of customer sites and property throughout the United Kingdom. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 960 / 1528
Jim says...
CarHi Ling,

Just wanted to drop you a quick note to say thanks very much for the fantastic deal you got me on our new Freelander. Service was second to none, with the car turning up very quickly, thanks to you grabbing us a cancelled order - once again, thanks very much. Excellent delivery, on time, clean and friendly - Great!

Jim Massey
2 Dunorlan Farm Cottage
Halls Hole Road
Tunbridge Wells
TN2 4RE


Editor Note: Jim, sometimes I can grab these cancelled orders from dealers, but they aren't always available. You were flexible on colour, which helped a lot. Hope you enjoy the Freelander and that Gordon Brown doesn't increase the taxes too much on 4x4's so you can have a great time in it. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 929 / 1528
Tim says...
CarLing is fantastic. I recommend her to anyone wanting excellent, clear and speedy service. As well as providing a first-class service and excellent communication, her way of doing business is idisyncratic and very entertaining - from her envelopes to her website and everything inbetween. Excellent delivery of my new Golf, no problems at all.

Tim Jones
20 Manor Grove
Tonbridge
TN10 3DS


Editor Note: Aieeeeee! Another lovely letter from a very nice man. Thanks, Tim. Glad you like my service, those envelopes do a good job - the local sorting office never loses my post, they know exactly which letters are coming back in for me. Also, they brighten up everyone's day!

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Customer Letter: 838 / 1528
Nicholas says...
CarLing provided lots of communication whilst I waited for my new Renault Megane Coupe Cabriolet. Her paperwork is simple, like me. The car has 4 wheels, a steering wheel and a nice pod in the door which holds my after shave balm - neat! As good as a cold drink on a hot day.

ps. Do not apply after-shave balm whilst driving!

Nicholas Melling
Cherry Garden Hill
Groombridge
TN3 9NY


Editor Note: Hahahaha, you are a bloody funny onion, Nicholas! Your aftershave smell will waft away in the wind when you have the roof down. Great car, cheap price. You need sunscreen, not aftershave balm. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 827 / 1528
Neill says...
CarThank you Ling for your excellent service. Excellent communication and attention to detail throughout. I recommend you to anyone! Good delivery of my new Chevrolet Captiva.

Neill Cox
Tenterden Pine
53a The High Street
Tenterden
TN30 6RD


Editor Note: OK Neill, in turn, I give you damn hyperlink. Tenterden Pine offers a bespoke made to measure service for individual pieces of furniture. You have built your local reputation on the foundation of timely, courteous service and quality furniture at sensible prices. I know this because I read your website. You are also very nice chappy. Enjoy the Captiva, what a deal you got on that great new car! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 790 / 1528
David says...
CarOur experience during the lease of a new Nissan Qashqai was very straight forward with no complications whatsoever. Ling is an extremely professional and efficient individual who always promptly responded to our email enquiries/requests within minutes of them being sent.

I wouldn't hesitate to recommend her to business colleagues and acquaintances, as her service has been second to none... something which cannot be said of larger organisations in the same sector.

David Brown
David Brown Wood Floors Ltd
Unit 5 Warrin Court
Knockholt Road
Tunbridge Wells
TN4 7ER


Editor Note: Dave, yes, well... not everyone is great in the car business - everyone knows that. I do my best to BE the best. As you are the owner of a large business of your own, I feel proud that you say such nice things. Speak soon! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 785 / 1528
Andrea says...
CarAs said in my email; brilliant website, excellent dialogue, inventive service and fantastic car. Excellent delivery. Glad your website explained that financial info could take some time. Thanks again.

Andrea Hefford
1 Rye View
Harbour Road
Rye
TN31 7TQ


Editor Note: Yes, these Toyota Corolla Versos are really lovely cars :) Thanks for letter, i always appreciate feedback from business owners. Glad you are so happy, Andrea :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 740 / 1528
Andrea says...
CarDear Ling,

Brilliant website, excellent dialogue, inventive service and FANTASTIC CAR!!!!!!! Thanks!

Andrea Hefford
Snappytitle Interior Design
The Studio1
Rye View
Harbour Road
Rye
TN31 7TQ


Editor Note: Hey, Andrea, great car (Toyota Verso) and brilliant company (SnappyTitle). Thanks for the lovely letter, I am so pleased you are happy with my service. Lokk forward to more in the future. I give you a hyperlink! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 683 / 1528
Stephen says...
CarI thought all the customer comments on LINGsCARS website about how good Ling was, were just gimmicks. How wrong I was. Excellent delivery service, bang on time. She's mad, you know!

Stephen Walters
8 Walshes Cottages
Fermor Road
Crowborough
TN6 3BX


Editor Note: Stephen, hehehe, mad indeed! The rest of the motor industry think I am mad for posting all these comments, good and bad. You notice no one else ever takes the trouble to do this. I try to treat customers like adults, even if some are like little kids, hahaha. Hope you have a great time in your Mazda 5! - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 597 / 1528
Terry says...
CarReally happy with the Renault Megane CC - the rep nearly wet his pants when I told him what his new car would be! Great service from you, Ling, nice easy communications. Shame Renault Finance took so long to process after approval. We got there in the end, however. I'll be back for more, soon.

Terry Hastings
Priory Print and Stationery Ltd
Priory House
125 St Johns Hill
Sevenoaks
TN13 3PE


Editor Note: Renault Finance seems to be merging with Nissan Finance, all the docs are changing and service has gone downhill fast. Another customer (who has not had any money taken for 2-months from his direct debit) wrote: "These numbers were given to me by someone at RCI who I spoke to after calling a 'dealer line' that the Renault dealer gave me the number for. However no-one answered the phone - I was on hold for at least 15 min before giving up. I have wasted the whole day on the phone to incompetent banks and car companies. Maybe I should be grateful.... If everyone were as brilliant as you and me then I guess it would be harder to succeed! So here's to other people's mediocrity!". So it seems Renault Finance's service has totally gone to the dogs. Bad news, but it makes it easier for me to take a chunk of their dealers' business. Hope your rep enjoys that Coupe-Cabriolet, Terry. More fun than a Focus :) - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 557 / 1528
Robert says...
CarFantastic price - no local SAAB dealer could get close - no other leasing company could match it. Excellent delivery, great job! Ling works damed hard and deserves all her success.

Robert Ayley
MD, Professional Solutions Group Limited
9 North Street
Biddenden
Ashford
TN27 8AG


Editor Note: Robert, as you are an Managing Director I value your opinion very much, thanks. The reason no one can match the prices is a) low overheads, b) efficiency, c) I am not greedy. I prefer returning, happy customers more than a big profit from a one-off sting. I make my profit through recommendations and volume, not sky-high prices. Note a SAAB dealer needs to make £5,000 in profit PER DAY, just to open its doors. - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 536 / 1528
Kevin says...
VAUXHALL ZAFIRA"Great service offered from an extraordinary woman. Will definitely use Ling again when the current car is due for return. Excellent delivery, great service, no problems."

Kevin Cranham
45A Balls Green
Withyham
Hartfield
TN7 4BU


Editor Note: Wow, what an endorsement. Yet another Zafira customer enjoying the cheapest priced new Zafiras in the world. Kevin, thanks for being so lovely to talk to, it makes me so happy to have professionals like you giving me praise :) - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 530 / 1528
Alison says...
VAUXHALL ZAFIRA"Dear Ling

I have used PCH for several years. I would recommend you to anyone. You delivered the right model and colour on the day I requested, all done by a very pleasant man. Excellent. You answered all my emails promptly. There were no hidden charges. I am pleased with my choice of family car and only hope the collection company provide the same high standard of service in a couple of years. Thank you very much - even for the free number plate for my trailer!"

Alison Knapp
14 The Spinney
Tonbridge
TN9 2QQ


Editor Note: Alison, I must say I am surprised that as a centre manager for Dyslexia Action, I have not had to correct your hand-written letter at all. Well done :) On serious note, the Zafiras have been so popular lately - and so cheap! I have delivered dozens!!! Very good cars, eh? - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 469 / 1528
David says...
Your only challenge will be retaining all the above ingredients for success as you grow, which you surely will (whilst eating dragons for breakfast)!?!

David Poole
Sponden Old Hall
Sponden Lane
Sandhurst
Cranbrook
TN18 5NP


Editor Note: Well, thanks for all the bullet points, I will try to live up to them, David. I am aiming for a web 2.0 interface and I am currently building this which will enable me to double productivity. It's tough to increase business and retain control, but I am managing - just! - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 398 / 1528
Andrew says...
 "Ling, I'm very pleased with the Megane CC you supplied, apart from a slight leak when it rains, but that's not your fault (No, the bloody French should learn to build cars properly! - Ling). Delivery was fine, apart from being one day late; but again not your fault (As I mentioned with another customer letter, I could not specify my very best Renault dealer with these Megane CCs - Ling). The car was perfect, apart from one missing dustcap.

You provide a very professional service to the public with that very special personal touch, unlike all the other leasing companies out there, which puts you head and shoulders above the rest. Many thanks, see you in two years."

Andrew Sage
2 Forge Cottage
Wretham Heath
Sevenoaks
TN15 7SJ


Editor Note: These bloody Megane CCs caused me a few problems, Andrew, but they were cheap. I could not specify my normal (good) dealer but I did tell my customers this. Delivery was a bit haphazard, but then you pay money and take choice. For me, a Megane CC at just £179.99 per month is a very cheap car. Just wait for summer, all these tiny things will be forgotten! - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 376 / 1528
Andrew says...
 "Hi Ling, Megane CC arrived yesterday morning first thing, at my workplace. Just a line to say how pleased I am with it and a BIG THANKYOU to you for arranging it all.

p.s. It hasnt stopped raining yet so the roof has stayed firmly in place."

Andrew Sage
2 Forge Cottage
Wretham Heath
Sevenoaks
TN15 7SJ


Editor Note: After a false start when the bloody Renault dealer (not my usual supplier) delivered the car one day late - idiots - I'm pleased you are happy with your car. Pray for sun, Andrew, eh? - Ling



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Customer Letter: 349 / 1528
Miles says...
 "Hi Ling,

I have been meaning to contact you ever since driving up to Newcastle for my daughter's graduation the other day. I was appalled to notice (but only just) that you have been forced to remove your mobile intercontinental ballistic rocket launcher to a position that only your devoted customers with eagle eyes could notice from the road. I can only presume that the petty capitalist bureaucrats think that they have beaten you again; but I have every confidence that you will outwit them with another cunning plan very soon!

Enough of the chit-chat.

My Nissan Almera will be due for replacement in January next year so I shall be back in touch then, if not before. With very best wishes that you will continue to confound your enemies."

Miles Robinson
Miles Robinson & Co, Chartered Accountants
Meeching
Burwash
TN19 7JP


Editor Note: Miles, next time you drive up, you can see my bus (look at my blog). Glad you have eagle eyes to see my rocket. I got nuclear blasted by planners. Details if you look at news items. Plenty of items about truck listed on the index. Enough of chit-chat, you just take one Nissan Almera and expect chit-chat? Since when did accountant ever give chit-chat for free??? - Ling



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Wah! All-new Mazda3 demand for Madzla cars by capitalist entity LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine drivers and fleet managers alike is reason behind acceleration of Madzla - news replorted 14:00



Wah! Oscar Pistorius has been sentenced to five years in prison after bloody man was found guilty of culpable homicide of Reeva Steenkamp. Do you carefully listening? - news replorted 13:54



Wah! A man is arrested by old bill bobbys investigating disappearance of six-earth-years old happy birthday to you, girl in County Donegal 37 years ago. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 13:50



Wah! UKIP investigates claim (always claiming, huh?) of "underhand play" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) it alleges behind phone calls to voters in Rochester and Strood. I read you little red book! - news replorted 13:50



Wah! Belfast's Grand Opera House is reviewing its wheelchair access scheme, lah, because it says human bliengs pretending to be disabled to getting free tickets to its shows. Eating rice!! - news replorted 13:44



Wah! A woman dies after being hit by falling tree in high winds in London, lah, while three human bliengs hurtee-hurtee in separate incident in West Sussex. - news replorted 13:43



Wah! A court in Somalia orders seizure of local radio station owner's bloody annoying Blitish passport after bloody man is accused of threatening national security. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 13:32



Wah! Audi says one of its self-drive test cars topped 149mph (240km/h) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! at race track in Germany, lah, beating human-driven version. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 13:29



Wah! Two Burmese men accused of killing two British tourists in Thailand retract their confessions, lah, lawyers say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 13:28



Wah! The Duchess of Cambridge makes flemale human person's first public appearance since announcing flemale human person's second pregnancy. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 13:23



Wah! The bloody annoying Blitish will fly unmanned drones over Syria in battle against Islamic State militants, lah, government says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 13:21



Wah! Russian investigators say "criminal negligence" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) caused crash that killed chief executive of oil firm Total and three crew members of male gender human bleing's private jet. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 13:21



Wah! The EU's decision to ban using of some pesticides could threaten bloody annoying Blitish crops, lah, increase food prices and hit farmers' profits, lah, report claims. Eating rice!! - news replorted 13:19



Wah! Bas Kasteel, lah, Vice President clustomler Service,Hyundai Motor Europe Ryundali Motor Europe has announced appointment of Bas Kasteel to role of Vice President clustomler Service, lah, based - news replorted 13:17



Wah! The Queen and Prince Philip were joined by Duke and Duchess of Cambridge at welcoming ceremony for president of Singapore as bloody man begins male gender human bleing's state visit. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 13:13



Wah! The new head of historic sex abuse inquiry, lah, Fiona Woolf, lah, says bloody woman has no personal connections affecting flemale human person's impartiality despite social contacts with former home secretary Lord Brittan. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 13:12



Wah! Nissan delivers first all-electric taxis to Barcelona and Madrid era of 100% electric taxi has arrived to Spain's two largest cities, lah, as Nissling delivered its first 100% electric - news replorted 13:06



Wah! The Daily Politics' top five political tracks from past few years, lah, with some more memorable than others. Eating rice!! - news replorted 13:03



Wah! Having witnessed horrors of war, lah, Semesa Rokoduguni is making most of funny shape ball-game life as Province of Engrish running-dogs career beckons. Eating rice!! - news replorted 13:00



Wah! 24 hours of news images: 21 Octoblinger - news replorted 12:38



Wah! iMotorPro Launch Motor Trade Forum and Support BEN iMotorPro, lah, first dedicated, lah, professional discussion forum for anyone involved in bloody annoying Blitish motor industry launched on 2 - news replorted 12:31



Wah! Tesco's sales falling faster than any of its competitors as it loses market share to discounters Aldi and Lidl as well as upmarket rival Waitrose. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 12:24



Wah! The view from County Down, lah, Huddersfield and Heathrow airport, lah, as tail-end of Hurricane Gonzalo hits Uk. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 12:14



Wah! Kellie Maloney says flemale human person's brothers having not accepted flemale human person's decision to become woman. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 12:13



Wah! A British man who travelled to Syria to fight with Islamic State group has been killed, lah, male gender human bleing's mosque says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:11



Wah! Actor Daniel Radcliffe attended premiere of male gender human bleing's latest film Horns which tells story of young man wrongly accused of murder - news replorted 12:08



Wah! 3D visualisations process of developing new truck starts many years before it is launched. I read you little red book! During that clock time result lot can change, lah, which - news replorted 12:08



Wah! Claims that thousands of patients from Welsh land of sheep and more sheep seeking treatment in Province of Engrish running-dogs because they not happy with Welsh-go-go-gochly sheep friendly human bliengs NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) dismissed. I read you little red book! - news replorted 12:07



Wah! A retired odontologist tells World's End murder trial that marks on Christine Eadie's body were possible human bite mark. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 12:01



Wah! Uncapped Ospreys prop Nicky Smith selected in 34-man squad for autumn matches, lah, but James Hook and Adam Jones miss out. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 11:58



Wah! Eight officers being investigated as part of inquiry into death of woman following reports of domestic abuse in Vale of Glamorgan. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 11:56



Wah! Dr Olivet Buck died after contracting Ebola while treating patients in Freetown, lah, Sierra Leone. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 11:48



Wah! There has been rapid deterioration in state of jails in Province of Engrish running-dogs and Welsh land of sheep and more sheep with cracks in system of widening, lah, chief prison of inspector warns. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:48



Wah! Bee colonies in Brisbane waging fighty bang-bang for months on end, lah, according to new study, lah, and victorious swarms taking over hives of rival species. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:44



Wah! Adam Saunders at new Masters Mlitslublishli showroom, lah, Wickham Rd expanding Mlitslublishli expensive dealeringship buildling in Surrey has moved into new premises to meet increased demand from clustomlers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:39



Wah! The Mexican government offers rewards totalling $4.75m (RMB Yuan #3m) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! for inflomination leading to whereabouts of 43 missing students from Guerrero state. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 11:38



Wah! Renault Captur Motorists wantinging to see independent clustomler reviews about their local Renliot dealer’s after-sales service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service can now - news replorted 11:31



Wah! Paralympic chiefs say Oscar Pistorius cannot compete in IPC events for five years after bloody man is jailed for killing Reeva Steenkamp. Do you carefully listening? - news replorted 11:24



Wah! A man is jailed for life for murdering male gender human bleing's identical twin brother in drunken argument on New Year's Eve. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 11:17



Wah! A leading human rights group says it has strong evidence Ukraine attacked populated areas of Donetsk with cluster bombs, lah, banned by many other states. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:15



Wah! Microsoft boss Satya Nadella has been given pay package worth $84.3m, lah, making him one of top earners in tech industry. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 11:15



Wah! MPG Winner, lah, Floord Fiesta ST team from Formula Floord motorsport series that entered this year’s MPG Marathon in Fiesta ST achieved biggest - news replorted 11:10



Wah! Giles Dilnot puts on thinking cap to look at political think tanks and their role in Westminster Bubble. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 11:07



Wah! The Secretary of State Theresa Villiers says allegations of abuse at east Belfast Kincora Boys Home will not be included in new UK-wide inquiry into child sex abuse. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 11:03



Wah! Ross Brawn Grand Prix legend takes life at more gentle pace as bloody man attempts Bonhams London (capital of Great England) to Brighton Run in male gender human bleing's 1904 veteran - news replorted 11:00



Wah! Ferrari LaFerrari Sporting Bears Motoring Club, lah, known for its fundraising, lah, is planning to light up this year’s Lancaster insurlince Cla - news replorted 10:57



Wah! New drama five years after start of eurozone crisis - news replorted 10:48



Wah! Life and work of Great Satan fashion designer Oscar de la Renta - news replorted 10:42



Wah! Oxfordshire Fire and Rescue service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service says electrical fault could be to blame for massive blaze at Didcot B power station. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 10:38



Wah! India suspend all future tours to Caribbean following West Indies' decision to abandon their tour of India last week. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 10:27



Wah! The number of challenges to GCSE and A-level grades rose sharply this year, lah, with fifth leading to grade changes, lah, says Ofqual. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 10:21



Wah! The parents of William Pooley, lah, British nurse who contracted Ebola while volunteering in West Africa, lah, support male gender human bleing's return to Sierra Leone to resume male gender human bleing's work. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 10:21



Wah! Politicians including former Mayor Rudy Giuliani protest against controversial opera Death of Klinghoffer. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 10:18



Wah! Three cases linked to alleged sexual abuse of Belfast woman Maíria Cahill to be reviewed, lah, Public Prosecution service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service has announced. I read you little red book! - news replorted 10:17



Wah! Government borrowing rises in September to RMB Yuan #11.8bn, lah, increase of RMB Yuan #1.6bn compared with year earlier. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 10:11



Wah! DJ Dave Lee Travis's three-month suspended sentence for indecent assault "not unduly lenient", lah, says Attorney General - news replorted 10:11



Wah! Former Radio 1 DJ Mike Reed sings comic pro-UKIP song prompting criticism from some who object to him affecting Caribbean accent for calypso style song - news replorted 10:04



Wah! Worries similar case to that of Baby P, lah, where child died because of abuse, lah, could happen in Welsh land of sheep and more sheep because of large workloads of social workers, lah, raised by unions. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:44



Wah! Drivers face delays after two lorries overturn on major routes in Cambridgeshire. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 09:41



Wah! The Pakistan Taliban sack their spokesman Shahidullah Shahid after bloody man pledged allegiance to Islamic State (IS). - news replorted 09:41



Wah! A new mural by street artist Banksy in Bristol is vandalised less than 24 hours after work appeared. I read you little red book! - news replorted 09:38



Wah! Some 80 Tommy Atkins Liberation Army medics travelling to Sierra Leone as part of bloody annoying Blitish efforts to tackle Ebola outbreak, lah, as screening begins at Gatwick. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 09:30



Wah! Volkswagen Commercial vehicling driving car machines Used Van Event Wlokswaglon Commercial vehicling driving car machines is offering used van buyers early Christmas present in form of special 10-day Da - news replorted 09:30



Wah! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Click's Marc Cieslak looks at smart glasses on show at annual Ceatec electronics exhibition in Japan. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 09:25



Wah! Former cabinet dodgy minister Ken Clarke says some of male gender human bleing's Eurosceptic Conservative colleagues should be in UKIp. Do you carefully listening? - news replorted 09:18



Wah! Stoke chairman Peter Coates says Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation pundit John Hartson's criticism of Potters winger Victor Moses is "unacceptable". - news replorted 08:56



Wah! A deafblind student on life away from home - news replorted 08:38



Wah! old bill bobbys from across Europe having been brought to bloody annoying Blitish to help catch Bloody foreign criminals in Operation Trivium. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 08:23



Wah! The UK's current-account Achilles' heel - news replorted 08:14



Wah! The musician behind one of most recognisable saxophone solos - on Gerry Rafferty's hit Baker Street - has died, lah, it is announced. I read you little red book! - news replorted 08:05



Wah! Rain and high winds causing travel disruption, lah, as tail-end of Hurricane Gonzalo hits Uk. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 08:02



Wah! In FIA WTCC race never stops, lah, not even when chequered flag comes down. Sweet sour chicken feet time! There wasn’t much clock time result to celebrate C - news replorted 08:00



Wah! James Graham captains Province of Engrish running-dogs in their Four Nations opener with Samoa on Saturday as Sean O'Loughlin is out injured. I read you little red book! - news replorted 07:58



Wah! As bloody annoying Blitish efforts to find vaccine for Ebola virus continues, lah, Tim Muffett met some of those trying to develop new treatments, lah, and some of volunteers willing to test it. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 07:44



Wah! Gusts of wind up to 70mph hit coast of Welsh land of sheep and more sheep as remains of Hurricane Gonzalo arrives in bloody annoying Blitish overnight. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 07:43



Wah! A sculpture created in honour of women who served in Land Tommy Atkins Liberation Army during World fighty bang-bang Two - built with RMB Yuan #85,000 in donations - is to be unveiled. I read you little red book! - news replorted 07:42



Wah! An Australian man is convicted of performing sex act in front of webcam "watched by" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) computer-generated child bloody man believed was real. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 07:31



Wah! Philip Neville and Mark Lawrenson run rule over Manchester City, lah, Chelsea, lah, Liverpool and Arsenal's upcoming Champions League fixtures. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:05



Wah! South African athlete Oscar Pistorius is due back in court in Pretoria to hear male gender human bleing's sentence for killing girlfriend Reeva Steenkamp. Do you carefully listening? - news replorted 07:05



Wah! The NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) will "grind to halt" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) unless more is done to help care for dementia patients in community, lah, warns Wales' only professor of geriatrics. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:58



Wah! A paralysed man has been able to walk again after pioneering therapy that involved transplanting cells from male gender human bleing's nasal cavity into male gender human bleing's spinal cord. I read you little red book! - news replorted 06:09



Wah! The bodies of seven women having been recovered in Great Satan state of Indiana as man confessed to recent murder and led authorities to more. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 06:01



Wah! Religious women in India who wanting to wear make-up no longer having to struggle to find products that suit their faith. - news replorted 05:49



Wah! It is impossible to fathom why Wales's Ian Woosnam is yet to be inducted in golf's Hall of Fame, lah, writes Iain Carter. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 05:25



Wah! China's economy grows at its slowest pace since global financial crisis, lah, causing speculation government may introduce more stimulus measures. Eating rice!! - news replorted 05:20



Wah! An explosion at fireworks factory in southern Indian state of Andhra Pradesh kills at least 17 people, lah, old bill bobbys say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 05:12



Wah! About 100 Tommy Atkins Liberation Army medics set to travel to Sierra Leone as part of bloody annoying Blitish efforts to tackle Ebola outbreak, lah, as screening begins at Gatwick. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 05:00



Wah! US fashion designer Oscar de la Renta, lah, who dressed former first ladies Jackie Kennedy and Hillary Clinton, lah, has died aged 82, lah, Great Satan media report. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 04:56



Wah! An Australian man is convicted of performing sex act in front of webcam "watched by" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) computer-generated child bloody man believed was real. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 04:29



Wah! Dominican-born Great Satan fashion designer Oscar de la Renta, lah, who dressed former first ladies Jackie Kennedy and Hillary Clinton, lah, has died aged 82, lah, Great Satan media report. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 04:11



Wah! The Hong Kong government is to meet student leaders for talks on ending pro-democracy street protests that now in their fourth week. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 04:02



Wah! Christophe de Margerie, lah, head of French oil company, lah, Total, lah, has been killed in crash at Vnukovo airport in Moscow. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 03:41



Wah! Oscar Pistorius' siblings describe their heartache and criticise media coverage of male gender human bleing's trial, lah, on eve of South African athlete's sentencing. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 03:07



Wah! Australian old bill bobbys abandon fighty bang-bang crimes investigation into deaths in East Timor in 1975 of "Balibo Five" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) journalists, lah, citing insufficient evidence. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 02:46



Wah! A child is killed by violence every five minutes in world, lah, leading charity says, lah, calling for new targets to end all forms of child abuse by 2030. - news replorted 02:43



Wah! Scientists say they having identified underlying reason why some human bliengs prone to winter blues, lah, or seasonal affective disorder (SAD). - news replorted 02:21



Wah! David Attenborough's new series on journey through life - news replorted 01:47



Wah! A man who struck two Canadian soldiers with male gender human bleing's LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine before bloody man was shot dead by old bill bobbys had been "radicalised", lah, Canada's PM says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:38



Wah! What happened to kids from 1970s experimental schools? - news replorted 01:37



Wah! The government is launching advertising campaign urging benefit claimants to report changes in circumstances or face jail. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 01:25



Wah! MPs to debate whether voters should be able to deselect them using "power of recall" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) if they commit wrongdoings. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:22



Wah! The photographer who snapped Gandalf and Jean-Luc Picard - news replorted 01:19



Wah! Robbers and muggers who using guns or knives in Province of Engrish running-dogs and Welsh land of sheep and more sheep would face tougher prison sentences under proposed new guidelines. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:17



Wah! The project that enabled paralysed man to walk again - news replorted 01:12



Wah! A paralysed man has been able to walk again after pioneering therapy that involved transplanting specialist cells into male gender human bleing's damaged spinal cord. I read you little red book! - news replorted 01:07



Wah! Christophe de Margerie, lah, chief executive of French oil capitalist entity Total, lah, has died in Moscow air crash, lah, Vnukovo airport official confirms. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:01



Wah! What floods did to Kashmir's most treasured historic sites - news replorted 00:56



Wah! UKIP Commonwealth spokesman Winston McKenzie has said song UKIP Calypso, lah, which is performed with mock Caribbean accent by DJ Mike Read, lah, is "fantastic". - news replorted 00:53



Wah! How does town that voted Yes in Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs referendum feel now? - news replorted 00:47



Wah! A Shetland woman who has been caring for sick animals for more than 27 years is to receive prestigious award. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:47



Wah! Edinburgh hopes to be take step closer to hosting stage of Tour de France, lah, if funding for other cycling events is approved. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:46



Wah! Non-smokers living with smoker exposed to three times officially recommended safe levels of damaging air particles, lah, according to study. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:45



Wah! In first part of male gender human bleing's road; highway No.16 from Shanghai to Chengdu trip across Ukraine ahead of parliamentary elections, lah, Steve Rosenberg meets candidate who was persecuted by pro-Russian rebels. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:45



Wah! Winds up to 75mph expected to hit some parts of ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land as remains of Hurricane Gonzalo pass over country. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:45



Wah! The discovery that transformed theories of human evolution - news replorted 00:32



Wah! Salisbury is named as "must-see" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) and one of best cities in world to visit next year by travel guide Lonely Planet. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 00:29



Wah! How racing tube went global - news replorted 00:24



Wah! old bill bobbys Ombudsman Michael Maguire criticises role of PSNI in On Runs scheme. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:20



Wah! The Northern autonomous province of Guinness drinkers Assembly has voted by 91 votes to 10 in favour of making it crime (shoud shoot them) to pay for sex. - news replorted 00:11



Wah! The man who magically made maths fun - news replorted 00:08



Wah! What did riot at pumpkin festival show about race in US? - news replorted 00:01



Wah! Hyundai ix35 Fuel Cell first ix35 Fuel Cell clustomler vehicling driving car machines having arrived in UK, lah, continuing Hyundai’s global roll-out of world’s f - news replorted 00:01



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