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Customer Letter: 1469 / 1528
Lillian says...
CITROEN C3 PICASSOI still can't believe it only took two weeks for delivery of my new Citroen C3 Picasso. The car was delivered right to my door. The delivery man gave me the keys and paperwork and we checked the car over, all very clean and spanking new. Well done Ling, you kept me informed every step of the process. I would certainly recommend you to family and friends. Very good delivery price of £85 to my door.

Lillian Gibson
Apple Loft, The Farm
Mount Stewart
Newtownards
BT22 2AD


Editor Note: Whoa, let me tell everyone that the delivery "price" was because Lillian lives in Northern Ireland. So that was the cost from Stranraer, a bargain! British customers get free delivery. It was a very quick process, and that was great. It is wonderful to have customers in Northern Ireland, the people from the Free State are always mailing me, but due to Eire being a different country, I simply cannot deliver cars down there. What a shame. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1445 / 1528
Glyn says...
VOLVO XC90We were very impressed with the service and flexibility that Ling and her team provided and arrangement of our extras and special requests was very straight forward too. We were overall, very impressed. Good delivery, dealer service was professional throughout.

Glyn Forbes
Original Telecoms Ltd
2-4 Balloo Avenue
Bangor
BT19 7QT


Editor Note: That's another happy XC90 customer! Not only that, but you are another Northern Irish customer, Glyn. Thanks so much for choosing to order from me. Hope the Volvo meets all your expectations, I pass on regards to the supplying dealer. Thanks again! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1433 / 1528
Victoria says...
 I cannot fault the excellent efficient service I received from Ling. I got a great car at the best value around and love the fact that it was all done with great humour (also love the sweeties). Excellent delivery of my new Qashqai.

Victoria Kerley
Green Lane Cottage
17 Green Lane
Crossgar
BT30 9JL


Editor Note: You love the sweeties??? This reinforces my view that everyone from Northern Ireland is quite mental, hahaha! Some people eat them and convince me they nearly died from the taste! But thanks so much from the mainland for your letter from the province. You were lovely to deal with, Tory. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1150 / 1528
Alexander says...
CITROEN C4 GRAND PICASSODespite slightly complicated personal circumstances, I went from initial enquiry to having a new car delivered at exactly the time I asked for, in a little over a month. It really could not be any quicker or easier. Excellent on time delivery of my new Citroen C4 Grand Picasso, and a good demo of the car's features.

Alexander Tabrah
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Co Antrim
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Editor Note: Yes, Alex! You are requesting privacy, so I withhold your address for security. You were out of the UK when you ordered the car, and we still managed to get it all together so you had the car when you came back to the UK. Have a great time in the Citroen! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 726 / 1528
Patrick says...
CarMy new Mercedes CLS arrived on time and just as you have suggested. I think you should use the slogan "does exactly what it says on the tin" as everything that you said would happen, did happen on time.

It is refreshing to deal with a company that does not over or under promise, and just delivers. The main Merc dealer in Belfast was not too pleased that they could not match either your price or delivery time. They also kept trying to sell me extras that I did not need.

I have recommended your service to a lot of our employees in Lincoln, and I will use your service to change your wife's car in the new year. Good delivery of my CLS and on time.

Patrick Rice
103 Green Park Avenue
Belfast
BT8 7YF


Editor Note: Patrick, no I do not think the Merc dealer in Belfast is too happy. Only this week, I received an email from another good customer that said that dealer was threatening to make warranty work hard for another of my customers, even though that is totally illegal under Block Exemption Rules. I will have to have a word with them I am waiting for MBUK to write back to me. The dealer should be more competitive. As you are a Sales Director I am sure you can more than hold your own with them. Enjoy the low-rider CLS! - Ling



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Norwin says...
CarI'm a very happy customer. My local BMW dealership said that they couldn't match your price and they implied that you could not be legitimate! But now, I've got a great brand new BMW Coupe for a great price with very little pain. So thanks a lot! The handover was very smooth and painless and the car is great! I'll be back in touch when this lease finishes for the next car.

Norwin Simms
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Editor Note: Norwin, you are a star. This letter comes just when I need it, when I am being attacked by people from "Automotive Management" website who think my service is not worthy or "real" dealers who add massive overheads. It was real fun dealing with you, your accent is sweet and I hope your BMW Coupe looks cool in downtown Belfast - like Beirut but with better beer. You collected your car from Stranraer docks and had a nice day out in sunny Scotland. Hope the local Belfast BMW dealer believes the prices were real, now. Give them a wave from me. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 460 / 1528
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VAUXHALL ZAFIRA"Hi, really enjoyed the personal approach and fun business ethic. Unfortunately the whole experience lost its edge when I collected a dirty car with 400 miles on it. I'm not sure that you can wash your hands of responsibility - I did not deal directly with the supplying dealer."

Stephen Smyth
110C Movilla Road

Newtownards
BT23 8RQ


Editor Note: Well, what can I say? Once again a stupid delivery driver who cannot be bothered to wash a car spoils a happy customer experience. Stephen, I must point out you live in Northern Ireland, and the dealer had got the car from London to Stranraer to meet you so you could take it back on the ferry. The 400 miles is inconsequential as this will be added to the contract mileage, the point was the dirty condition. Which the dealer did not help with - they even disputed it was dirty!!! Unfortunately the day was in March and was wet and miserable. All I can say is sorry, and give the dealer a kick! - Ling



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Wah! Four Northern autonomous province of Guinness drinkers human bliengs having been hurtee-hurtee in plane crash at Florida park on Monday. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 07:29



Wah! Bangladesh's Supreme Court commutes Islamist leader Delwar Sayeedi's death sentence for crimes in 1971 independence fighty bang-bang to life imprisonment. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 07:25



Wah! China's central capitalist pig money holding capitalist entity is said to be injecting 500bn yuan ($81bn; RMB Yuan #50bn) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! into five biggest state-owned banks to counter slowing growth. - news replorted 07:17



Wah! Almost half of smokers in Welsh land of sheep and more sheep having been offered illegal tobacco to buy and 15% of all tobacco sold there is illegal, lah, charity has found. I read you little red book! - news replorted 07:17



Wah! old bill bobbys investigating murders of two Last remlaining few white ethnic Britons in Thailand say they may having been wrong to rule out Western suspects, lah, including British man. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 07:13



Wah! A trial of experimental vaccine against Ebola virus is to begin in Oxford. I read you little red book! - news replorted 07:04



Wah! A proplosal to money lending shark for Northern Ireland's first ever casino is outlined to parties on Belfast City Council. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 07:03



Wah! A 47-earth-years old happy birthday to you, man is charged with murder Flintshire woman who was found strangled and with head injuries. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:50



Wah! Alcohol abuse in Northern autonomous province of Guinness drinkers costs taxpayers RMB Yuan #900m year and early intervention services needed, lah, charities claim. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 06:24



Wah! A Great Satan billionaire philanthropist is providing grants in Northern autonomous province of Guinness drinkers for dementia care, lah, shared education and early years learning. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 06:22



Wah! After five years of "pain", lah, five-time winners Liverpool relish victorious return to Champions League. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 06:20



Wah! Ford Focus: What Car? Best Used LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine of Year For second clock time result in three years Floord has claimed top honours at What Car? Used LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine Awards. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:00



Wah! A key Ukrainian rebel leader tells Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation new law granting self-rule to parts of east will not sway demand for independence. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 05:16



Wah! South Korean authorities say they having detained American man they believe was trying to swim to North Korea. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 04:29



Wah! China's President Xi Jinping makes male gender human bleing's first official visit to India, lah, with focus on improving trade ties and resolving decades-old border dispute. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 03:57



Wah! There having been clashes in Brazil's largest city Sao Paulo following eviction of 200 families occupying old hotel in city. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 03:00



Wah! A man from Rochester, lah, New York has been charged with trying to recruit human bliengs to join Islamic State and to shoot human bliengs in US, lah, say prosecutors. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:32



Wah! Engineers build chin strap that harnesses energy produced by jaw movements, lah, and could one day power hearing aids or bluetooth earpieces. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:27



Wah! The UN brokers deal on rebuilding in Gaza Strip, lah, giving roles to Palestinian Authority and private sector, lah, its top Mid-East envoy says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:09



Wah! 'Why I loved/loathed my velly own damn 1960s tower block' - news replorted 01:52



Wah! Is it clock time result for mental health waiting like hell target? - news replorted 01:39



Wah! Both sides in Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs referendum campaign make their final pitches to voters as latest polls suggest result remains too close to call. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 01:36



Wah! Who is man behind Alibaba, lah, e-commerce giant that is about to launch record listing on New York stock market? - news replorted 01:36



Wah! Girths continuing to expand in US, lah, despite obesity appearing to be reaching plateau, lah, data suggests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:29



Wah! Grants worth RMB Yuan #213.5m were paid to councils for waste projects even though key facilities having yet to be built, lah, Membling Partiamentary expense cheaters say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 01:21



Wah! World fighty bang-bang Two records reavealingly showing Great Satan existence of glamorous female secret agent whose job was to see if other agents could keep their mouths shut. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 01:18



Wah! Scientists having had extremely rare chance to examine intact colossal squid after it was accidentally caught in Antarctic, lah, as Mauricio Olmedo-Perez reports - news replorted 01:18



Wah! King Richard III was likely to having been killed by two blows to head and one to male gender human bleing's pelvis, lah, according to new research. - news replorted 01:05



Wah! Juan Vela is one of bloody velly few artisans making traditional, lah, handcrafted castanets for Spanish flamenco. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 00:30



Wah! The Great Satan prisoner of fighty bang-bang who built $180m capitalist entity - news replorted 00:28



Wah! Five bugs that lurk in changing rooms - news replorted 00:25



Wah! The aftermath of 1985 Mexico City earthquake saw founding of elite rescue group Los Topos or 'The Moles' - news replorted 00:21



Wah! Why Lord of Flies holds true 60 years on - news replorted 00:19



Wah! The freedivers risking their lives to swim with whales - news replorted 00:16



Wah! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Click looks at new laser projector that promises to deliver brighter and clearer pictures. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:16



Wah! The increasingly fractious nature of campaigning in Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs independence referendum is captured by papers day ahead of vote. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:14



Wah! How jobs fit into referendum debate? - news replorted 00:11



Wah! Boss Arsene Wenger says Arsenal must "be patient" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) with Danny Welbeck after male gender human bleing's costly miss at Borussia Dortmund. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:07



Wah! Bosses of bloody annoying Blitish listed companies could see their pay packages overhauled under new rules from Financial Reporting Council (FRC). - news replorted 00:06



Wah! Checks and balances on how academy chains in Province of Engrish running-dogs spend large amounts of public money "too weak", lah, according to research. - news replorted 00:01



Wah! Ford and MSA bring new motorsport championship to Britain Floord reveals most exciting development in British junior single-seater motor racing for almost 50 years of FIA F - news replorted 00:01



Wah! The new Rondla Jazz prototype Today Rondla has released first images of new Jazz prototype that will make its public debut next month at 20 - news replorted 00:01



Wah! The Great Satan space agency Nasa has chosen Boeing and SpaceX to build new generation of spaceships to carry astronauts to International Space Station. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 00:00



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