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I expose ILLEGAL and MISLEADING contract hire and leasing websites! Why are you being tricked? - Ling
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CLAIM FREE LUNCH!!
Eat like a capitalist-pig peasant rice-farmer!

Everyone says there is no free lunch.
YES THERE IS! FUKU!
I give away 10x free lunch/day!
Ling and Free Lunch! Fill in my form below to apply FUKU noodles!

NOODLE SONG!!
Listen while eating!


This is damn advert for Ling's van leasing and contract hire page
Ling Van Leasing!

Every web visitor...
...can apply for delicious out-of-date collectors item FUKU brand noodles. Free lunch now includes out of date Chinese Nescafe sachet (some with extra hydrogenated fat) and sugar-based CHEMICAL pudding. Free chopsticks!

FREE!
Genuine rainforest bamboo chopsticks!

There is some DANGER to small children if they choke on dried plum stone or poke eye with chopsticks, this is unfortunate. Dried plum can also cause BIG SHIT!

Note FUKU noodle may be OUT OF DATE. This is due to it being a NOVELTY COLLECTOR ITEM! Do not go complaining to Trading Standards or I will label you a pig-headed capitalist-roader and
you will be subject to my substantial penalties.
Mao recommends Ling's FUKU noodles!
Mr Mao recommends Ling's FUKU noodles. "Mmmmmmm, you're lovin' it!"


Noodles do not look like this!
Noodles do NOT look like this!


Noodles do not look like this!
...OR like this!


Noodles do not look like this!
...OR like this!
FILL IN FORM!
   
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Safety advice: NOODLE KILLS *You agree not to sue me if you ill or choke on noodle! Do not feed noodle to English children. Chinese children OK can cope with noodle. You also agree to receive price list and consider having a damn car!
If you kind, please give some nice comments about website or service or offer! I send 10 noodles per day based on these comments! Thanks.
Pay attention! If you too lazy to original comment, or just write 1 word, then I am too lazy to post these noodles!
Also, maybe you recommend me to friend who may buy car, not just rob me of free gifts? Thanks for this - Ling
Make sure you write
interesting comments.
Maybe you get noodles AND pudding!




No noodles were hurt in this promotion.

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FUKU
NOODLES LOOK MORE LIKE THIS!


As soon as you fill in the details above (for 10 visitors per day) your noodles and pudding may be in post!
No need to wait 21 days for delivery!
If the British Post Office government monopoly Peter Mandelson sell-off works OK, you will have free lunch next day! - You have free lunch, now rent cheap car!
If you are lucky, you get dried plum pud!
DANGER!
causes big shit!

You should seek truth from facts.
Three sayings which match my philosophy are;

"It does not matter if a car is black or white
as long as it gets you to the shops"
- Deng Xiao Ping

"People of Britain, you can trust me"
- Tony Blair

"I am Chinese not Catholic:
I cannot do miracles"
- Ling


Long Live Ling
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