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Van leasing is the leasing of the use of a motor vehicle for a fixed or indefinite period of time. It is commonly offered by dealers as an alternative to van purchase. The key difference in a lease is that after the lease expires, the lessee must return the van to the dealer or buy it. Rationale: Van Leasing offers advantages to both buyers and sellers. For the buyer, lease payments will usually be lower than payments on a van loan would be and qualification is usually easier. Some consumers may prefer leasing as it allows them to simply return a van and select a brand new van when the lease expires, allowing a consumer to drive a new vehicle every few years without the responsibility of selling the old vehicles. A lessee does not have to worry about the future value of the van, while a vehicle owner does. For the leasor, leasing generates income from a vehicle the leasor still owns and will be able to sell or lease again once the original lease has expired. As consumers will typically use a leased vehicle for a shorter period of time than one they buy outright, leasing may generate repeat customers more quickly, which may fit into various aspects of a dealer's business model. Lease agreement: Lease agreements typically stipulate an early termination fee and limit the number of miles a lessee can drive a common number is 10,000 to 15,000 miles per year of the lease. If the mileage allowance is exceeded, fees may apply. Dealers will typically allow a lessee to negotiate a higher mileage allowance, for a higher lease payment. Van Lease agreements usually specify how much wear on the vehicle is allowable, and the lessee may face a fee if that amount of wear has been exceeded. The actual van lease payments are calculated very similarly to the way loan payments are, but instead of an APR, the company uses something called the money factor. At the end of a lease term, the leasee must either return the van to the owner or purchase it. The end of lease price is usually agreed upon when the lease is signed.
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YES THERE IS! FUKU!
I give away 10x free lunch/day!
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Every web visitor...
...can apply for delicious out-of-date collectors item FUKU brand noodles. Free lunch now includes out of date Chinese Nescafe sachet (some with extra hydrogenated fat) and sugar-based CHEMICAL pudding. Free chopsticks!

FREE!
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There is some DANGER to small children if they choke on dried plum stone or poke eye with chopsticks, this is unfortunate. Dried plum can also cause BIG SHIT!

Note FUKU noodle may be OUT OF DATE. This is due to it being a NOVELTY COLLECTOR ITEM! Do not go complaining to Trading Standards or I will label you a pig-headed capitalist-roader and
you will be subject to my substantial penalties.

Mao recommends Ling's FUKU noodles!
Mr Mao recommends Ling's FUKU noodles. "Mmmmmmm, you're lovin' it!"


Noodles do not look like this!
Noodles do NOT look like this!


Noodles do not look like this!
...OR like this!


Noodles do not look like this!
...OR like this!

Grabbing Bastards from Magic Freebies


Due to the fact that thousands of grabbing bastards from Magic Freebies are requesting Free Lunch from me, I am getting pretty hacked off by these takers who give nothing back to society and just want to scam loads of free stuff. They are not exactly in need like Japanese Tsunami victims, Magic Freebies grabbers are mainly benefit cheats and gift-suckers.


I offer free lunch of out-of-date dead chicken FUKU noodles for normal visitors, not for professional freebie scrapers who seem live on nothing but what they can grab for free, from others.


Free Noodles are withdrawn from the grabbing bastards, and are only available to normal visitors who arrive through natural visits. I am pleased to support normal ethical visitors. - LING


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If you kind, please give some nice comments about website or service or offer! I send 10 noodles per day based on these comments! Thanks.
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