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Customer Letter: 1463 / 1528
Stuart says...
FORD FIESTAIt was very simple arranging delivery of my new Fiesta. From beginning of enquiries to delivering of car was 2 weeks. I am happy with the service I received from LingsCars. Good delivery.

Stuart McNeil
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Editor Note: Stuart, that's great! Not often I can deliver THAT fast! You wanted a black car as you are a Funeral Director. Except it would be hard to fit the coffin of a cat in a Fiesta, never mind a human! Thanks for the biz, hopefully I will not need services from you soon :) - Ling

Customer Letter: 1391 / 1528
Roderick says...
MERCEDES C-CLASS ESTATEDealing with LingsCars was a totally different experience, quick answers, every effort made towards customer service, advice, progress updates. Despite poor performance by dealership, would I use Ling again? Most definitely. Already looking at the brochures. Delivery AAAA++.

Roderick Brisby
31 Castle Douglas Road

Editor Note: You said the dealer was poor, Rod. Believe it or not this was Mercedes Benz UK. They are quite arrogant to force me to remove their logos from my website, then they perform so poorly. Ho-hum. Never mind, together we battled through and you are happy in the end. You are wind energy construction manager, so I think Mercedes will say you are full of wind, but they had better start listening to customers, eh? Enjoy the C-Class. Thanks for letter! - Ling

Customer Letter: 1161 / 1528
Ian says...
FIAT PANDAI liked the service and good communication via website - different, easy and fun. This was a new way of getting a car for me. I did not test drive but just looked for information on websites - Top Gear ratings, auto and manufacturer websites. I worked out costs and came to the conclusion Ling may be right on leasing. May well do this again for my main car. Delivered on time, friendly helpful and phoned in advance of delivery. Excellent.

Ian Reid
10 Woodlands Avenue

Editor Note: Ohhh, I am looking forward to your main car, Ian. You are another Fire Service man, an ICT manager. I hope you get some ideas from my website. Maybe when someone dials 999 you can have a little missile truck spinning round :) Or not. Whatever, thanks so much for being a great customer from Scotland! Typically, you were happy to save money. - Ling

Customer Letter: 907 / 1528
Russell says...
CarThe whole process was flawless. It is made simple and easy by the service provided. I felt I was treated like an individual, not just another customer. Ling's business model is unique and not boardroom, sales centre stuff. You should start another company selling Chinese sweets. They're not bad at all. Excellent delivery, though I had little contact with the dealer due to the service provided by Ling. Excellent!

Russell Meddins
7 St. John Street
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Editor Note: Russell, you are director of a Health and Social Care company, so you know how important it is to have happy customers and to look after them. So... I appreciate your comments. thanks. Enjoy the Renault Grand Scenic, see you in a couple of years! More sweets in the post. They may very well be bad for health. - Ling

Customer Letter: 575 / 1528
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CarThe Skoda Fabia is superb. Fast and economical. Great service from you, as promised. No need to go anywhere else. Everything was as it should be when getting a new car and there is no need to worry about depreciation.

Neil Robson
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Editor Note: Neil, yep, these Skodas are pocket rockets. Everyone who has had one, loves it. It is like a GTI Skoda. Anyway, glad you were bloody pleased with my service, thanks for the letter! - Ling

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