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Customer Letter: 1535 / 1528
Elizabeth says...
MAZDA 6Great service, so helpful. We needed a car quickly and everything was done for us in superb time. Dealer was excellent and our Mazda 6 was delivered on time and well presented.

Elizabeth Maciver
22 Howe View
AB51 0PR

Editor Note: Thanks for the letter Liz! Great news that you loved everything and got the Mazda so quickly. Enjoy it in Bonnie Snowwie Scotland! I pass on your thanks to dealer. - Ling

Customer Letter: 1525 / 1528
David says...
FORD FIESTAI was a first time leaser, I was told about Ling's, not too sure when I looked at other sites. All I can say is I kept going back to Ling's, glad I did. A wacky but worthwhile experience, got the car I wanted (Fiesta) at the best price… Dealer Service – Good – No complaints.

David Mcculloch
48 Calderglen Avenue
G72 9UN

Editor Note: No complaints, no regrets :) And you will not regret the Fiesta which is just about the best small car you can get. I especially appreciate you say I had the best price, as you are Scottish :) hahaha! - Ling

Customer Letter: 1520 / 1528
Helen says...
MAZDA 6Ling's service has been excellent. She kept me informed every step of the way and car arrived on specified date. I would highly recommend her service. I also got insurance from the broker she recommended and it was great too! Dealer Service – Excellent.

Helen Mcdowell
The Orchard
Main Road
G82 5JX

Editor Note: What can I say, Helen? ... Everything was "excellent", including your choice of car, the Mazda 6. It was a bargain for a sporty 5 seat family car. Hope you enjoy it zooping around the lake district. Thanks for being so lovely to deal with. - Ling

Customer Letter: 1507 / 1528
Karen says...
VOLVO XC90Ling – I can find no faults with your service in supplying me with my wonderful new Volvo XC90. I found the whole process very easy and compliment you and your staff on your great attention to detail. I was kept informed every step of the way and will certainly be back to you in 3 years time. Well done on a great service to your customers – I really felt I came first!

Dealer service – Excellent – they provided excellent service – no complaints at all.

Karen Derrick
Kinchurdy Road
Boat Of Garten
PH24 3BP

Editor Note: Wow! That's a very nice letter Karen. Thanks. The XC90 will be very useful in the middle of nowhere in Scotland. Especially in the snow. Lovely to deal with you, it was great fun :) Go and play with it in the lochs and glens, hahaha! - Ling

Customer Letter: 1471 / 1528
Andrew says...
 Amazingly fast transaction, faultless professionalism. See you in two years for another. Dealer Service – EXCELLENT. True gent delivering car in pristine condition.

Andrew Neilson
4 Fintry Gardens
G61 4RJ

Editor Note: Andrew, fantastic! How great that I am getting such nice letters from Mercedes customers, as Merc UK are trying to kill my supply of new cars. I really think that I can beat Merc at their own "quality" game. Fantastic letter, thanks. Enjoy the CLK. - Ling

Customer Letter: 1451 / 1528
Keith says...
JEEP WRANGLERLingsCars is a great company to deal with, the whole experience was fun AND efficient. The communication was/is fantastic, you always know what is happening with your car as the process goes on. I will definitely be back for my next car. Dealer service was average: Quick to deliver vehicle, bust slow to rectify problem.

Keith Hart
9 Lady Street
Tain, Ross-Shire
IV20 1XE

Editor Note: You had a missing wheel nut key on your Jeep Wrangler, and it took the dealer an age to get it to you. That was the problem. Apart from that, you have a mammoth car at a really cheap price - what a vehicle the Jeep is for your business! You arrange and produce shows and exhibitions. Thans so much for the brilliant comments about my service, Keith! - Ling

Customer Letter: 1412 / 1528
Katherine says...
 This is the first time I have leased a car and it been a very good experience. Very competitive costs and easy to communicate- no pushy sales staff!! I have been impressed with the service and quick response to all questions raised during the process. I have in fact recommended you to a number of people who have asked me how it all went! I woul d not hesitate to lease again and I will be back for another Audi in three years time.

Excellent delivery - very happy with the service - they called arranged delivery and were waiting there with the car. Very impressed!!

Katherine Yates
Address Withheld
Dunoon, Argyll
PA23 ***

Editor Note: Katie, super letter, thanks! Glad you were happy :) Always happy when customers say it was a good experience, that's what I like. Not really about the cars, more about people I think. I pass your regards to the supplier. - Ling

Customer Letter: 1406 / 1528
Adnan says...
 Truly exceptional service. Beats all the other competitors in the market. Trust me when I say it is a ''personalised' service that Ling has set up! Response are near instant and a history of all communications is kept in one 'Lingo' page so you can always go back if you lose your way. Super dooper. Excellent delivery of my new M3 by the BMW dealer!

Adnan Ali
14 Meadowhill
Newton Mearns
G77 6SX

Editor Note: BMW UK, are you listening? BMW UK are being consistent bastards to me by trying to get me to stop supplying their new cars. They send a solicitor letter every week. However, I will not be brow-beaten. If BMW UK read this letter, they can see how my service is actually better than theirs, as they manage nowhere near the communication excellence and customer satisfaction I achieve. This was a BMW M3, a £50k car! That Adnan thought I beat every other competitor for service makes me very happy. All customers get the same treatment - the very best in the industry. BMW UK, feel free to apologise for bullying me with your multi-£million lawyer budgets and threats. Thanks for comments, Adnan. - Ling

Customer Letter: 1372 / 1528
Steven says... is an oasis in a desert of faceless, dull companies. Her service has been excellent, despite the long delay in securing finance. Her website and correspondence stand head and shoulders above the others and I couldn't find a better price anywhere so that's a tick in that box as well. A joke, a laugh, good service and a good price. A winning combination. Excellent delivery, exactly what was expected.

Steven Stalker
2 Overalmond House

Editor Note: Apart from the damn slow finance companies (they are a complete pain post-crunch) we got everything sorted and you are very happy, I think, Steve. You work in a company which is also at the cutting edge of cheap and growing sector. Keep up the good work. Enjoy the new Mazda 3. You are dead right about other faceless, dull companies! - Ling

Customer Letter: 1365 / 1528
Keith says...
SMART FORTWO COUPEWe're delighted with our new wee car, the Smart coupe ForTwo. Ling- thanks for everything you've done - We'll certainly come back to you!! Good delivery as expected.

Keith Morrice
94a Market Street
AB21 9JH

Editor Note: Keith, you are a finance manager for an underwater oil rig company. I appreciate that you must have figured out this is the cheapest way to get a new Smartie car. Lovely to deal with you, wee you in a couple of years, eh? Enjoy the Smart! - Ling

Customer Letter: 1358 / 1528
Craig says...
HONDA CIVIC TYPE-RLINGsCARS is a brilliant business. It allows me, as a young professional to have the car I want without the cost of repairs and a car that depreciates in value. Ling was lovely to deal with, speedy responses and a good fun attitude. I am a very happy customer. Excellent delivery, friendly driver, couldn't fault anything.

Craig Lawrence
23 Conner Avenue

Editor Note: Super duper letter, Craig! Thanks so much. You forgot to mention that as a Scottish ethnic you are tight in the money department, so I am sure you appreciated the fast car for slow money! Happy, happy! Your only challenge is insurance cost, but as car was as cheap as deep fried Mars bar, you have plenty of cash left for that. - Ling

Customer Letter: 1312 / 1528
Colin says...
HONDA CR-VI am writing to you after receiving my Honda CR-V. This is the first time I have used contract hire. I was a wee bit sceptical at first especially looking at other websites. They would display a price to get your attention but when asked for a quote it was usually very different. Your website is very informative, if a bit quirky but the price you see is the price you pay and you are very competitive.

Your service is outstanding and your Lingo system is very good. Your reply times are excellent; I never had to chase you for anything. This is what made the experience so stress free. You communicate very well which makes the transaction simple.

My Honda arrived at 11am. Exactly at the time arranged with the dealer. I am absolutely delighted with it. I have recommended you to all my friends and family and I will be back in three years for another deal.


Colin Kersley
North Connel
By Oban
PA37 1RE

Editor Note: Colin, thanks for the kind comments, especially about LINGO. I agree, many other websites have out of date or untrue pricing - they think it is clever to try and trick people, eh? I like "stress-free", too, so I do everything as fast as possible :) Glad you like the Honda CRV! A lovely car. I am pleased that as a first-time contract hire user you were so happy with everything. Thanks! - Ling

Customer Letter: 1279 / 1528
Daina says...
FORD FOCUS ESTATEI was still awaiting quotes from some other companies 6 months down the line, but Ling was very efficient and quick. Very good service - I have already recommended you to many friends. I love my new Ford Focus and I will get my next cars from Ling, too! Good delivery.

Daina Carnochan
11 Melrose Place, Kintore
AB51 0SY

Editor Note: Daina, you are a veterinary in the North of Scotland. I expect you have enough trouble with all the pesky animals (and owners) to have to worry about dealing with car supply idiots. So, I am glad I came out top for you. Why some other companies don't perform - I don't know? They are silly for missing out on the business. Back to those cats and dogs (or cows) and hope the Focus Estate does the job, carrying all the pets around :). You also have a nice name! - Ling

Customer Letter: 1274 / 1528
James says...
 Special deal on my SAAB 9-3 Sportwagon, excellent service and great communication. Will deal with Ling again in the future. Ling's staff are great, too. Great freebies, I'm hoping to get to China soon to spend all that free money! Excellent delivery from the dealer, no problems, good communication.

James Macmillan
Brevin House

Editor Note: You have a new SAAB Sportwagon at a great price, James! Hope you enjoy it along with your easter eggs up in Shetland! My God, you must have nose bleeds every day, being that far North. Thanks for kind words, it's great when customers are so happy. I'm particularly pleased you felt my communication was good, this is an area where I am world leader :) See you in a few years! - Ling

Customer Letter: 1270 / 1528
Vivien says...
 Ling, everything went great with my new Audi A3. Service was superb, with no complaints. Well done!!! Excellent car delivery.

Vivien Cumming
8 Hutchison Terrace
AB10 7NN

Editor Note: Vivien, great to hear you are a happy bunny at Easter. These A3s are great cars for a cheap price. I'm really pleased you love your new car. - Ling

Customer Letter: 1234 / 1528
Scott says...
 This is our third car ordered from Ling and as usual the customer service has been quick and excellent. I would highly recommend LINGsCARS and will keep using Ling for our fleet requirements. Good delivery on the SAAB, no problems to report.

Scott Allison
Abica Ltd
9 Dava Street
G51 2JA

Editor Note: Scott, job done! Good customer on your 3rd car from me, next car I send you free mats! Each mat pack contains 4 mats, which means you will have one for each car - easy. How lovely it is to deal with you, Scott, and it's so easy to remember the name of someone who is called after the country he lives in :) - Ling

Customer Letter: 1220 / 1528
Gareth says...
HONDA CIVICLing, my wife and I were very impressed with your service. Getting our car from you was a no-brainer. Monthly payments were half than if we bought the Honda Civic. We went to a dealer for a test drive, loved the car, then signed up with you. End to end in 3-weeks.

Your style is a refreshing change, very prompt at updates and answering questions. Love the LINGO system. I've already got family getting cars from you based on me raving about you. I look forward to getting my next car from you. Excellent delivery, Honda driver was very prompt and polite.

Gareth Hodgson
Address Withheld
PA1 ***

Editor Note: I withhold your address for security because you do important stuff for Australia. Gareth, so pleased - you sound like a happy bunny with your Civic. You should not take advantage of dealers' goodwill by using them as a test-drive facility (mmmmmpppfffff :). Poor souls. LINGO - thanks so much for the comments, I put a hell of a lot of work into that. Now, I am dealing with being flooded with your family :) Enjoy that Honda! - Ling

Customer Letter: 1218 / 1528
William says...
 Stress free, straight forward transaction on my new Citroen C-Crosser, and nice Chinese sweets, too! I will be back in 23 months!! Excellent delivery, courteous and knowledgeable driver.

William Smith
14 Cowieson Crescent
AB41 7GJ

Editor Note: Good, good. That's what I like, smooth, easy and fuss-free. You should see me paddling like a mental duck under the water, hahahahaha! Bloody motor industry never easy, BUT, I keep the stress away from super customers like you :) Enjoy the C-Crosser, Willy! - Ling

Customer Letter: 1207 / 1528
Mark says...
HONDA CIVIC TYPE-RVery helpful and friendly. No problems answering my silly questions as a first time lease customer.

Your website is very "interesting" but actually works very well - especially the LINGO system.

As for the Honda Civic Type-R itself, it has a funky and comfortable interior, brilliant VTEC engine and massive boot. Huge grip, but the handling is rather inert. Not a true Type-R perhaps, but a grown up one. Excellent delivery, friendly and informative.

Mark Fisher
7 Morven Circle
AB32 6WD

Editor Note: Mark, as you are a software developer, never mind the car - thanks so much for the comments about LINGO! These Type R's are more sensible than the previous model, but still look and go great. Thanks for the letter, you were a star customer - even a first timer! - Ling

Customer Letter: 1152 / 1528
John says...
CITROEN C4 PICASSOI've been Linged! That is, carried through a first experience of renting a car of my choice by Ling Valentine, and made to feel a special customer. Wonderful to feel confidence in every part of the transaction from first enquiry until the prompt delivery of the car as requested.

The service from the dealer regarding supply of my Citroen C4 Picasso was fine. They seemed to sit on the paperwork for transferring my cherished plate to the car (it was actually the DVLA - Ling) which delayed my car a bit.

Good delivery. My Citroen is lovely, drives smoothly and will be economical on fuel, tax and insurance.

John Dougall
17 Haining Place

Editor Note: The delay was the DVLA, Jack, not the dealer. However, your C4 Picasso will certainly be economical on road tax as you get that for free! :) You were a superstar customer, and you sent me many videos, from your webcam. At one stage we were chatting via video back and forth, despite you are a bloody "silver" surfer. It was so cool! I'm so pleased you enjoyed the experience, you were lovely to deal with. Thanks. - Ling

Customer Letter: 1137 / 1528
Leigh says...
FIAT PANDAGood service, good website - quick response times - very impressed with car - will be coming back in 3 years time - liked the extras in the post too :). Once the date was finalised, delivery of my new Fiat Panda was very good.

Leigh Mckenna
31 Perkhill Road
AB31 4TG

Editor Note: Another Kung-Fu Panda! Nice to have good website comments from a freelance web designer/developer! Thanks so much. You were a superstar to deal with, Leigh. Hope you enjoy the Panda diesel! - Ling

Customer Letter: 1076 / 1528
Ross says...
 This is my 3rd contract hire, first from Ling, and won't be the last. Very, very good. Delivered on time. She kept me updated at every stage. So happy I offered to marry her! Will try again in 2 years. Lol. Excellent delivery, very good, pleased to do business.

Ross Neilson
Ross Neilson Butchers
52 Broomton Road
G21 3RU

Editor Note: Hahahaha, why would I marry a butcher (and I am already married!)? You will smell of sausages :) Having said that, good butchers are quite rich and I would have good supply of belly pork. Hmmm..... So happy you love the Astra Sport Hatch. Mind the blood on the carpets! Lovely to deal with you, you are nutter. - Ling

Customer Letter: 1066 / 1528
Ashita says...


Just a short note (adding to the 1,000s already posted online) to say a big, big thank you for delivering our new car to us. The lack of hassle, the speediness of response and the general all round happiness that surrounds you and your team actually makes changing a car fun instead of the horror story it usually is. A lot of “professional” dealerships could learn from you!

At least four different brokers told me that an SLK at the price you delivered was an impossible but clearly you were willing to go the extra mile. Will be back in 24 months to get another plus will be extolling the virtues of leasing from you to anyone who is willing to listen.

Ps. Thank you for the free lunch the Fuku noodles still crack me up every time I look at the packet

Ashita Waterston (Dr)
Address withheld
G63 ***

Editor Note: Ashita! Wow, fantastic letter, thanks. You have a damn cheap and damn nice Merc SLK. I will let everyone know with a cancerous tumor that you are the bees-knees to talk to. Make sure you keep your convertible roof in place in certain areas of Glasgow! Have a great time in the car! - Ling

Customer Letter: 1046 / 1528
Michael says...
CarHi Ling.

Thanks for the excellent service you provided me. The car is fantastic and was delivered quicker than expected. Your friendly manner and wacky website really put me at ease and made the whole experience a pleasant one. The speed you answered every question I had was a breath of fresh air. Every promise made was kept. All be back in three years for my next car. Delivery was excellent, delivered on time by a very nice man. Best regards...

Michael Atkinson
Druid House
PA21 2AB

Editor Note: Mick, what a strange job you have - you are an Aquaculture Marine Operative! Whatever that does... I hope you can squeeze all your aqualungs and flippers into your new Qashqai, and that you have a great time up in Scotland. Send me a nice fish. - Ling

Customer Letter: 1023 / 1528
Jens-Ulrich says...
CarLing ist providing us a fantastic personalised service, her prices are very competitive. She and her staff were doing their atmost to provide the right car on short notice, just in time to go on our holidays. The website is cutting edge and the personal touch of dealing with her customers ensures that you don't want to use any other company again. My Zafira was supplied in time without any problems.

Jens-Ulrich Fischer
22 Dalriada Drive
G64 4ES

Editor Note: Achtung! Ulrich, you are a German, us bloody foreigners have to stick together :) Your Zafira was going to be a diesel but due to massive Diesel Particulate Filter problems on these diesel Zafira cars we changed it to a petrol at short notice. You noticed this on German and Austrian Opel Zafira message boards and forums, too. I would not recommend diesel Zafiras. I am so glad you were happy with the petrol one. Hope I met your efficiency standards, I know Germans are keen on doing it right, unlike the bloody French. I have to say you were a wonderful customer; I learned my English watching Dad's Army (really!) and you have burst my imagined German stereotype bubble. Captain Mainwaring is wrong. You are certainly NOT a stupid boy! :) - Ling

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Wah!  (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) ŠKODA Yeti named 2015 Used LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine of Year by Car, bloody dealering idiot place Magazine ŠKODA Yeti has scooped yet another key industry award, lah, having just been named Used LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine of Year by Car, bloody dealering idiot place Mag - news replorted 11:32

Wah! Nottingham is at centre of festive mystery after city made bizarre cameo appearance in trailer for Hollywood film. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 11:27

Wah! Four year old Harry received liver transplant just two days before male gender human bleing's first birthday. You give me happy happy luck luck. bloody man now needs new liver and is hoping to find donor. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 11:24

Wah! Al-Qaeda's Syrian affiliate has freed 16 Lebanese security personnel held captive for almost 16 months as part of swap deal, lah, reports say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 10:52

Wah! Prince Charles says forest protection is starting to be taken seriously at UN climate conference in Paris, lah, but too many companies turning blind eye - news replorted 10:47

Wah! Manchester City's parent capitalist entity has been valued at $3bn (RMB Yuan #2bn) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! after selling 13% stake, lah, worth RMB Yuan #265m, lah, to consortium of Super-Duper-Chinese-State investors. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:46

Wah! Mobile usage now integral in LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine buying journey In last year, lah, third of all online consumer interactions with new and used LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine content across manufacturer and auto - news replorted 10:46

Wah! Charles Dance’s 1967 Floord Mustang Convertible 103 amazing cars will be going under hammer in Classic LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine Auctions’ final sale of year, lah, which takes place at th - news replorted 10:32

Wah! Advance tickets for Adele's upcoming bloody annoying Blitish and autonomous province of Guinness drinkers tour having gone on sale this morning. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 10:15

Wah! MSA Spring Classic International Motor Sports Limited (IMS) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! has confirmed that next year’s hugely popular scenic tour for classic cars will - news replorted 10:05

Wah! Andy Cope and Lisa Higginbottom celebrate Motorpoint backing bid Motorpoint is backing bid to make Derby once again UK’s ‘kindest city’. - news replorted 10:04

Wah!  (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) 2016 Fleet World Fleet Show Logo organisers of 2016 Fleet World Fleet Show, lah, at iconic Silverstone circuit on Wednesday, lah, 11th May 2016, lah, ex - news replorted 10:02

Wah! The Great Satan says it wantings to tighten travel restrictions on foreigners who visit country without needing full visas, lah, following Paris attacks. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:59

Wah! The 2016 Grand National at Aintree will start hour later, lah, at 17:15 BST, lah, on Channel 4 and Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Radio 5 live. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 09:55

Wah! Ofcom warns there could be "structural separation" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) between BT and its subsidiary, lah, Openreach which provides internet access infrastructure. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 09:53

Wah! Several experts give their views on best way to take on so-called Islamic State militants. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:52

Wah! The German cabinet backs plans for military support in fight against Islamic State militants in Syria and Membling Partiamentary expense cheaters expected to vote on Wednesday. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 09:51

Wah! Labour accuses David Cameron of "rush to war" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) after bloody man rejects its calls for two-day debate on bloody annoying Blitish air strikes at so-called Islamic State in Syria. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 09:51

Wah! A Great Satan marine is found guilty of killing Filipina transgender woman, lah, in case which has strained ties between Great Satan and Philippines. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:48

Wah! Schools and factories having been shut as large sections of northeast China covered by hazardous smog. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 09:37

Wah! More than 90% of Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation programming on at peak clock time result over Christmas this year will be new, lah, corporation's acting head of TV says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:08

Wah! bloody annoying Blitish sales of Kuga having increased Over 30,000 Floord Kugas having been snapped up by clustomlers this year, lah, pushing medium SUV to new sales record. I read you little red book! - news replorted 09:00

Wah! King ends maiden GP2 season with strong points finish Racing Engineering driver Jordan King completed male gender human bleing's maiden season in GP2 Series with sixth-place finish at Abu Dha - news replorted 08:51

Wah! Daniel Radcliffe talks to Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Breakfast about male gender human bleing's latest role alongside James McAvoy in film Victor Frankenstein. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 08:44

Wah! ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land through to semi-finals of ICC Women's World Twenty20 Qualifier after beating Thailand. I read you little red book! - news replorted 08:31

Wah! Electric cars and our power networks Sun on past day, lah, day before today day published article about issue of whether “Britain’s electric LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine revolution could trigger black - news replorted 08:11

Wah! Japfest - Europe's biggest Japanese LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine Show Britain’s biggest celebration of Japanese LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine culture is moving to iconic new home. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 08:00

Wah! All-New Klia Optima Sleeker, lah, plusher, lah, loaded with class-leading technologies, lah, more refined yet more engaging to controlling in driving manner and up to 25 per cent - news replorted 08:00

Wah! Royal capitalist pig money holding capitalist entity of ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land and Standard Chartered were weakest of Britain’s seven largest banks in capitalist pig money holding capitalist entity of Province of Engrish running-dogs economic stress test. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 07:58

Wah! A faulty component was "major factor" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) when AirAsia plane crashed into Java Sea, lah, killing 162 human bliengs last December, lah, Indonesian officials say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 07:49

Wah! PSA Plugleot Clitroen logo PSA Plugleot Citroën and Toyotla Motor Europe (TME) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! reavealingly showing Great Satan today new Citroën SPACETOURER, lah, Plugleot TRAVELLER, lah, and Toyot - news replorted 07:00

Wah! The government should not support building third runway at Heathrow until certain environmental conditions can be met, lah, Membling Partiamentary expense cheaters say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 06:00

Wah! Japanese whaling ships depart for controversial annual Antarctic hunt, lah, despite international opposition. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 04:43

Wah! West Midlands old bill bobbys having released video of drunk driver swerving across M5, lah, as forces across region begin Christmas anti-drink controlling in driving manner campaign - news replorted 04:43

Wah! Prince Charles is to call for better protection of world's forests at UN climate conference in Paris. Eating rice!! - news replorted 04:39

Wah! Turkey's President Erodgan challenges Russia to prove its claim (always claiming, huh?) that Ankara shot down Russian plane to protect oil trade with Islamic State. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 04:33

Wah! Welsh land of sheep and more sheep becomes first nation in bloody annoying Blitish to introduce "revolutionary" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) new system to increase number of organ donors. Eating rice!! - news replorted 03:10

Wah! Labour is to officially launch its campaign for bloody annoying Blitish to stay in EU, lah, arguing that country's security depends on its continued membership. Do you carefully listening? - news replorted 02:39

Wah! Rare street protests in Havana over Ecuador's decision to require Cubans to obtain visa to visit country sign of social change, lah, says Will Grant. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 02:35

Wah! Do 20% of British Muslims really sympathise with jihadists? - news replorted 02:29

Wah! Factory activity in world's second largest economy, lah, China, lah, deteriorates in Novemblinger as manufacturing sector continues to shrink. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 02:18

Wah! bloody annoying Blitish scientific bodies were formed more than hundred years ago to educate public. Fry noodle, boil noodle? having they outlived their usefulness? - news replorted 02:15

Wah! A group in Memphis is teaching young black girls to code, lah, in effort to address problems of diversity in tech industry. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 01:59

Wah! Can we cut sugar in our packaged food? - news replorted 01:47

Wah! Disabled bloggers on importance of make-up and fashion - news replorted 01:42

Wah! Is it ever OK for politicians to mislead voters? - news replorted 01:33

Wah! As law on organ donation changes in Wales, lah, we look at story of extreme sports star Richard Taylor, lah, male gender human bleing's extraordinary appetite for life and how male gender human bleing's tragic death was blessing to so many. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 01:28

Wah! Yorkshire Ripper Peter Sutcliffe is no longer mentally ill and should be returned to jail, lah, it has been reported. I read you little red book! - news replorted 01:21

Wah! A fable about friendship and loss by debut author beats bestselling novels Girl on Train and Go Set Watchman to be named Waterstones Book of Year. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 01:00

Wah! Russian TV rewrites death of Alexander Litvinenko - news replorted 00:46

Wah! About third of secondary schools in northern Province of Engrish running-dogs and midlands not velly damn good boiled chicken-feet enough, lah, Ofsted's annual report says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:40

Wah! Andy Murray says bloody man does not talk to Lawn Tennis Association about British tennis' future as "nothing ever gets done". - news replorted 00:40

Wah! Scientists set out this week to drill hole into Indian Ocean floor to try to getting below Earth's crust for first time, lah, testing theories about make-up of crust on way down. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 00:23

Wah! The BBC's Personal finance you tellibly lovely custlingmer wan' borrow many Yuan correspondent Simon Gompertz looks at rising popularity of banking by app. Do you carefully listening? - news replorted 00:13

Wah! People who having left Islamic faith speak online - news replorted 00:07

Wah! Christmas tree lights might be slowing your as really velly special customer's wi-fi speeds warns watchdog Ofcom as it releases app that can check for interference. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:02

Wah! Rory Cellan-Jones tests Ofcom's new free app that checks home broadband to see how it is performing. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 00:01

Wah! An investigation is to be launched into whether internet users being charged unfairly when they using internet cloud storage services. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:01

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