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Customer Letter: 1535 / 1528
Elizabeth says...
MAZDA 6Great service, so helpful. We needed a car quickly and everything was done for us in superb time. Dealer was excellent and our Mazda 6 was delivered on time and well presented.

Elizabeth Maciver
22 Howe View
Oldmeldrum
Inverurie
AB51 0PR


Editor Note: Thanks for the letter Liz! Great news that you loved everything and got the Mazda so quickly. Enjoy it in Bonnie Snowwie Scotland! I pass on your thanks to dealer. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1525 / 1528
David says...
FORD FIESTAI was a first time leaser, I was told about Ling's, not too sure when I looked at other sites. All I can say is I kept going back to Ling's, glad I did. A wacky but worthwhile experience, got the car I wanted (Fiesta) at the best price… Dealer Service – Good – No complaints.

David Mcculloch
48 Calderglen Avenue
Blantyre
Glasgow
G72 9UN


Editor Note: No complaints, no regrets :) And you will not regret the Fiesta which is just about the best small car you can get. I especially appreciate you say I had the best price, as you are Scottish :) hahaha! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1520 / 1528
Helen says...
MAZDA 6Ling's service has been excellent. She kept me informed every step of the way and car arrived on specified date. I would highly recommend her service. I also got insurance from the broker she recommended and it was great too! Dealer Service – Excellent.

Helen Mcdowell
The Orchard
Main Road
Cardross
G82 5JX


Editor Note: What can I say, Helen? ... Everything was "excellent", including your choice of car, the Mazda 6. It was a bargain for a sporty 5 seat family car. Hope you enjoy it zooping around the lake district. Thanks for being so lovely to deal with. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1507 / 1528
Karen says...
VOLVO XC90Ling – I can find no faults with your service in supplying me with my wonderful new Volvo XC90. I found the whole process very easy and compliment you and your staff on your great attention to detail. I was kept informed every step of the way and will certainly be back to you in 3 years time. Well done on a great service to your customers – I really felt I came first!

Dealer service – Excellent – they provided excellent service – no complaints at all.

Karen Derrick
Glenavon
Kinchurdy Road
Boat Of Garten
PH24 3BP


Editor Note: Wow! That's a very nice letter Karen. Thanks. The XC90 will be very useful in the middle of nowhere in Scotland. Especially in the snow. Lovely to deal with you, it was great fun :) Go and play with it in the lochs and glens, hahaha! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1471 / 1528
Andrew says...
 Amazingly fast transaction, faultless professionalism. See you in two years for another. Dealer Service – EXCELLENT. True gent delivering car in pristine condition.

Andrew Neilson
4 Fintry Gardens
Glasgow
G61 4RJ


Editor Note: Andrew, fantastic! How great that I am getting such nice letters from Mercedes customers, as Merc UK are trying to kill my supply of new cars. I really think that I can beat Merc at their own "quality" game. Fantastic letter, thanks. Enjoy the CLK. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1451 / 1528
Keith says...
JEEP WRANGLERLingsCars is a great company to deal with, the whole experience was fun AND efficient. The communication was/is fantastic, you always know what is happening with your car as the process goes on. I will definitely be back for my next car. Dealer service was average: Quick to deliver vehicle, bust slow to rectify problem.

Keith Hart
9 Lady Street
Hilton-of-cadboll
Tain, Ross-Shire
IV20 1XE


Editor Note: You had a missing wheel nut key on your Jeep Wrangler, and it took the dealer an age to get it to you. That was the problem. Apart from that, you have a mammoth car at a really cheap price - what a vehicle the Jeep is for your business! You arrange and produce shows and exhibitions. Thans so much for the brilliant comments about my service, Keith! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1412 / 1528
Katherine says...
AUDI A3This is the first time I have leased a car and it been a very good experience. Very competitive costs and easy to communicate- no pushy sales staff!! I have been impressed with the service and quick response to all questions raised during the process. I have in fact recommended you to a number of people who have asked me how it all went! I woul d not hesitate to lease again and I will be back for another Audi in three years time.

Excellent delivery - very happy with the service - they called arranged delivery and were waiting there with the car. Very impressed!!

Katherine Yates
Address Withheld
Dunoon, Argyll
PA23 ***


Editor Note: Katie, super letter, thanks! Glad you were happy :) Always happy when customers say it was a good experience, that's what I like. Not really about the cars, more about people I think. I pass your regards to the supplier. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1406 / 1528
Adnan says...
BMW M3 COUPETruly exceptional service. Beats all the other competitors in the market. Trust me when I say it is a ''personalised' service that Ling has set up! Response are near instant and a history of all communications is kept in one 'Lingo' page so you can always go back if you lose your way. Super dooper. Excellent delivery of my new M3 by the BMW dealer!

Adnan Ali
14 Meadowhill
Newton Mearns
Glasgow
G77 6SX


Editor Note: BMW UK, are you listening? BMW UK are being consistent bastards to me by trying to get me to stop supplying their new cars. They send a solicitor letter every week. However, I will not be brow-beaten. If BMW UK read this letter, they can see how my service is actually better than theirs, as they manage nowhere near the communication excellence and customer satisfaction I achieve. This was a BMW M3, a £50k car! That Adnan thought I beat every other competitor for service makes me very happy. All customers get the same treatment - the very best in the industry. BMW UK, feel free to apologise for bullying me with your multi-£million lawyer budgets and threats. Thanks for comments, Adnan. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1372 / 1528
Steven says...
 LINGsCARS.com is an oasis in a desert of faceless, dull companies. Her service has been excellent, despite the long delay in securing finance. Her website and correspondence stand head and shoulders above the others and I couldn't find a better price anywhere so that's a tick in that box as well. A joke, a laugh, good service and a good price. A winning combination. Excellent delivery, exactly what was expected.

Steven Stalker
2 Overalmond House
Dalcrue
Perth
PH1 3LX


Editor Note: Apart from the damn slow finance companies (they are a complete pain post-crunch) we got everything sorted and you are very happy, I think, Steve. You work in a company which is also at the cutting edge of cheap and growing sector. Keep up the good work. Enjoy the new Mazda 3. You are dead right about other faceless, dull companies! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1365 / 1528
Keith says...
SMART FORTWO COUPEWe're delighted with our new wee car, the Smart coupe ForTwo. Ling- thanks for everything you've done - We'll certainly come back to you!! Good delivery as expected.

Keith Morrice
94a Market Street
Bucksburn
Aberdeen
AB21 9JH


Editor Note: Keith, you are a finance manager for an underwater oil rig company. I appreciate that you must have figured out this is the cheapest way to get a new Smartie car. Lovely to deal with you, wee you in a couple of years, eh? Enjoy the Smart! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1358 / 1528
Craig says...
 LINGsCARS is a brilliant business. It allows me, as a young professional to have the car I want without the cost of repairs and a car that depreciates in value. Ling was lovely to deal with, speedy responses and a good fun attitude. I am a very happy customer. Excellent delivery, friendly driver, couldn't fault anything.

Craig Lawrence
23 Conner Avenue
Carron
Falkirk
FK2 7FS


Editor Note: Super duper letter, Craig! Thanks so much. You forgot to mention that as a Scottish ethnic you are tight in the money department, so I am sure you appreciated the fast car for slow money! Happy, happy! Your only challenge is insurance cost, but as car was as cheap as deep fried Mars bar, you have plenty of cash left for that. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1312 / 1528
Colin says...
HONDA CR-VI am writing to you after receiving my Honda CR-V. This is the first time I have used contract hire. I was a wee bit sceptical at first especially looking at other websites. They would display a price to get your attention but when asked for a quote it was usually very different. Your website is very informative, if a bit quirky but the price you see is the price you pay and you are very competitive.

Your service is outstanding and your Lingo system is very good. Your reply times are excellent; I never had to chase you for anything. This is what made the experience so stress free. You communicate very well which makes the transaction simple.

My Honda arrived at 11am. Exactly at the time arranged with the dealer. I am absolutely delighted with it. I have recommended you to all my friends and family and I will be back in three years for another deal.

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Colin Kersley
Pensford
North Connel
By Oban
PA37 1RE


Editor Note: Colin, thanks for the kind comments, especially about LINGO. I agree, many other websites have out of date or untrue pricing - they think it is clever to try and trick people, eh? I like "stress-free", too, so I do everything as fast as possible :) Glad you like the Honda CRV! A lovely car. I am pleased that as a first-time contract hire user you were so happy with everything. Thanks! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1279 / 1528
Daina says...
FORD FOCUS ESTATEI was still awaiting quotes from some other companies 6 months down the line, but Ling was very efficient and quick. Very good service - I have already recommended you to many friends. I love my new Ford Focus and I will get my next cars from Ling, too! Good delivery.

Daina Carnochan
11 Melrose Place, Kintore
Inverurie
AB51 0SY


Editor Note: Daina, you are a veterinary in the North of Scotland. I expect you have enough trouble with all the pesky animals (and owners) to have to worry about dealing with car supply idiots. So, I am glad I came out top for you. Why some other companies don't perform - I don't know? They are silly for missing out on the business. Back to those cats and dogs (or cows) and hope the Focus Estate does the job, carrying all the pets around :). You also have a nice name! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1274 / 1528
James says...
 Special deal on my SAAB 9-3 Sportwagon, excellent service and great communication. Will deal with Ling again in the future. Ling's staff are great, too. Great freebies, I'm hoping to get to China soon to spend all that free money! Excellent delivery from the dealer, no problems, good communication.

James Macmillan
Brevin House
Levenwick
Shetland
ZE2 9HX


Editor Note: You have a new SAAB Sportwagon at a great price, James! Hope you enjoy it along with your easter eggs up in Shetland! My God, you must have nose bleeds every day, being that far North. Thanks for kind words, it's great when customers are so happy. I'm particularly pleased you felt my communication was good, this is an area where I am world leader :) See you in a few years! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1270 / 1528
Vivien says...
AUDI A3Ling, everything went great with my new Audi A3. Service was superb, with no complaints. Well done!!! Excellent car delivery.

Vivien Cumming
8 Hutchison Terrace
Mannofield
Aberdeen
AB10 7NN


Editor Note: Vivien, great to hear you are a happy bunny at Easter. These A3s are great cars for a cheap price. I'm really pleased you love your new car. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1234 / 1528
Scott says...
 This is our third car ordered from Ling and as usual the customer service has been quick and excellent. I would highly recommend LINGsCARS and will keep using Ling for our fleet requirements. Good delivery on the SAAB, no problems to report.

Scott Allison
Abica Ltd
9 Dava Street
Glasgow
G51 2JA


Editor Note: Scott, job done! Good customer on your 3rd car from me, next car I send you free mats! Each mat pack contains 4 mats, which means you will have one for each car - easy. How lovely it is to deal with you, Scott, and it's so easy to remember the name of someone who is called after the country he lives in :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1220 / 1528
Gareth says...
HONDA CIVICLing, my wife and I were very impressed with your service. Getting our car from you was a no-brainer. Monthly payments were half than if we bought the Honda Civic. We went to a dealer for a test drive, loved the car, then signed up with you. End to end in 3-weeks.

Your style is a refreshing change, very prompt at updates and answering questions. Love the LINGO system. I've already got family getting cars from you based on me raving about you. I look forward to getting my next car from you. Excellent delivery, Honda driver was very prompt and polite.

Gareth Hodgson
Address Withheld
Paisely
PA1 ***


Editor Note: I withhold your address for security because you do important stuff for Australia. Gareth, so pleased - you sound like a happy bunny with your Civic. You should not take advantage of dealers' goodwill by using them as a test-drive facility (mmmmmpppfffff :). Poor souls. LINGO - thanks so much for the comments, I put a hell of a lot of work into that. Now, I am dealing with being flooded with your family :) Enjoy that Honda! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1218 / 1528
William says...
CITROEN C-CROSSERStress free, straight forward transaction on my new Citroen C-Crosser, and nice Chinese sweets, too! I will be back in 23 months!! Excellent delivery, courteous and knowledgeable driver.

William Smith
14 Cowieson Crescent
Pitmedden
Ellon
AB41 7GJ


Editor Note: Good, good. That's what I like, smooth, easy and fuss-free. You should see me paddling like a mental duck under the water, hahahahaha! Bloody motor industry never easy, BUT, I keep the stress away from super customers like you :) Enjoy the C-Crosser, Willy! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1207 / 1528
Mark says...
 Very helpful and friendly. No problems answering my silly questions as a first time lease customer.

Your website is very "interesting" but actually works very well - especially the LINGO system.

As for the Honda Civic Type-R itself, it has a funky and comfortable interior, brilliant VTEC engine and massive boot. Huge grip, but the handling is rather inert. Not a true Type-R perhaps, but a grown up one. Excellent delivery, friendly and informative.

Mark Fisher
7 Morven Circle
Westhill
Aberdeenshire
AB32 6WD


Editor Note: Mark, as you are a software developer, never mind the car - thanks so much for the comments about LINGO! These Type R's are more sensible than the previous model, but still look and go great. Thanks for the letter, you were a star customer - even a first timer! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1152 / 1528
John says...
CITROEN C4 PICASSOI've been Linged! That is, carried through a first experience of renting a car of my choice by Ling Valentine, and made to feel a special customer. Wonderful to feel confidence in every part of the transaction from first enquiry until the prompt delivery of the car as requested.

The service from the dealer regarding supply of my Citroen C4 Picasso was fine. They seemed to sit on the paperwork for transferring my cherished plate to the car (it was actually the DVLA - Ling) which delayed my car a bit.

Good delivery. My Citroen is lovely, drives smoothly and will be economical on fuel, tax and insurance.

John Dougall
17 Haining Place
Grangemouth
FK3 9DR


Editor Note: The delay was the DVLA, Jack, not the dealer. However, your C4 Picasso will certainly be economical on road tax as you get that for free! :) You were a superstar customer, and you sent me many videos, from your webcam. At one stage we were chatting via video back and forth, despite you are a bloody "silver" surfer. It was so cool! I'm so pleased you enjoyed the experience, you were lovely to deal with. Thanks. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1137 / 1528
Leigh says...
FIAT PANDAGood service, good website - quick response times - very impressed with car - will be coming back in 3 years time - liked the extras in the post too :). Once the date was finalised, delivery of my new Fiat Panda was very good.

Leigh Mckenna
31 Perkhill Road
Lumphanan
AB31 4TG


Editor Note: Another Kung-Fu Panda! Nice to have good website comments from a freelance web designer/developer! Thanks so much. You were a superstar to deal with, Leigh. Hope you enjoy the Panda diesel! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1076 / 1528
Ross says...
 This is my 3rd contract hire, first from Ling, and won't be the last. Very, very good. Delivered on time. She kept me updated at every stage. So happy I offered to marry her! Will try again in 2 years. Lol. Excellent delivery, very good, pleased to do business.

Ross Neilson
Ross Neilson Butchers
52 Broomton Road
Balornock
Glasgow
G21 3RU


Editor Note: Hahahaha, why would I marry a butcher (and I am already married!)? You will smell of sausages :) Having said that, good butchers are quite rich and I would have good supply of belly pork. Hmmm..... So happy you love the Astra Sport Hatch. Mind the blood on the carpets! Lovely to deal with you, you are nutter. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1066 / 1528
Ashita says...


NEW MERCEDES SLK 200

Just a short note (adding to the 1,000s already posted online) to say a big, big thank you for delivering our new car to us. The lack of hassle, the speediness of response and the general all round happiness that surrounds you and your team actually makes changing a car fun instead of the horror story it usually is. A lot of “professional” dealerships could learn from you!

At least four different brokers told me that an SLK at the price you delivered was an impossible but clearly you were willing to go the extra mile. Will be back in 24 months to get another plus will be extolling the virtues of leasing from you to anyone who is willing to listen.

Ps. Thank you for the free lunch the Fuku noodles still crack me up every time I look at the packet

Ashita Waterston (Dr)
Address withheld
Balfron
Glasgow
G63 ***


Editor Note: Ashita! Wow, fantastic letter, thanks. You have a damn cheap and damn nice Merc SLK. I will let everyone know with a cancerous tumor that you are the bees-knees to talk to. Make sure you keep your convertible roof in place in certain areas of Glasgow! Have a great time in the car! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1046 / 1528
Michael says...
CarHi Ling.

Thanks for the excellent service you provided me. The car is fantastic and was delivered quicker than expected. Your friendly manner and wacky website really put me at ease and made the whole experience a pleasant one. The speed you answered every question I had was a breath of fresh air. Every promise made was kept. All be back in three years for my next car. Delivery was excellent, delivered on time by a very nice man. Best regards...

Michael Atkinson
Druid House
Kames
Tighnabruaich
PA21 2AB


Editor Note: Mick, what a strange job you have - you are an Aquaculture Marine Operative! Whatever that does... I hope you can squeeze all your aqualungs and flippers into your new Qashqai, and that you have a great time up in Scotland. Send me a nice fish. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1023 / 1528
Jens-Ulrich says...
CarLing ist providing us a fantastic personalised service, her prices are very competitive. She and her staff were doing their atmost to provide the right car on short notice, just in time to go on our holidays. The website is cutting edge and the personal touch of dealing with her customers ensures that you don't want to use any other company again. My Zafira was supplied in time without any problems.

Jens-Ulrich Fischer
22 Dalriada Drive
Torrance
G64 4ES


Editor Note: Achtung! Ulrich, you are a German, us bloody foreigners have to stick together :) Your Zafira was going to be a diesel but due to massive Diesel Particulate Filter problems on these diesel Zafira cars we changed it to a petrol at short notice. You noticed this on German and Austrian Opel Zafira message boards and forums, too. I would not recommend diesel Zafiras. I am so glad you were happy with the petrol one. Hope I met your efficiency standards, I know Germans are keen on doing it right, unlike the bloody French. I have to say you were a wonderful customer; I learned my English watching Dad's Army (really!) and you have burst my imagined German stereotype bubble. Captain Mainwaring is wrong. You are certainly NOT a stupid boy! :) - Ling



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Wah! bloody Engrish Heritage adds more than 660 sites, lah, including Eastbourne Pier in Sussex and Cornwall's Greevor Tin Mine, lah, to its at risk register. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 17:03



Wah! Uefa says no rules were broken despite fans being at game between CSKA Moscow and Manchester City. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 17:01



Wah! Japan's deputy prime dodgy minister meets male gender human bleing's Super-Duper-Chinese-State counterpart in Beijing in move that could pave way for meeting between countries' leaders. Eating rice!! - news replorted 16:57



Wah! Former Dr Feelgood boiled chicken-feet guitarist Wilko Johnson says bloody man has been "cured" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) of terminal pancreatic cancer with which bloody man was diagnosed in 2012. - news replorted 16:46



Wah! A ban on students kissing in public, lah, imposed by University of Zimbabwe, lah, is "nonsensical", lah, student representative tells BBc. Fry noodle, boil noodle? - news replorted 16:29



Wah! The number of young human bliengs unemployed in ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land is at its lowest level for six years, lah, according to official data. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 16:22



Wah! Payday lenders strike back against criticism that they leave clustomlers worse off. Firecracker break! BANG BANG! - news replorted 16:22



Wah! Chief Medical Officer Dame Sally Davies tells Membling Partiamentary expense cheaters that bloody annoying Blitish is well prepared in case of potential Ebola outbreak. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 16:15



Wah! South Africa's new finance you tellibly lovely custlingmer wan' borrow many Yuan dodgy minister cuts country's economic growth forecast from 2.7% to 1.4%. - news replorted 16:15



Wah! Paul Chadderton Market Engineering, lah, leading external communications agency for automotive technology businesses, lah, has recruited forme - news replorted 16:15



Wah! Eddy Lumb's Isuzu Truck It’s tough life being farmer and 35-year old Eddy Lumb had always done some building work or relief truck driving to - news replorted 16:03



Wah! Q Awards 25th Anniversary Chrome Citroën C4 Cactus Citroën has continued its sponsorship of Q Awards for another year. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! prestigious event took place earlier today ( - news replorted 16:01



Wah! An elephant calf has been air rescued after bloody man fell down well in remote region of Milgis Lugga in Northern Kenya. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 15:56



Wah! A former superintendent who served at Hillsborough apologises after discovering part of evidence bloody man gave to inquests is incorrect. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 15:48



Wah! Aygo Manga star ready to save London Aygo is all that stands between London (capital of Great England) and destruction this weekend, lah, as Toyotla launches original Manga cartoon at - news replorted 15:47



Wah! Actor Matthew McConaughey was honoured by American Cinematique on Tuesday night. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 15:28



Wah! R&GO now available for All-New Trafic and New Master recently launched All-New Trafic and New Master vans now even more connected as ‘mobile offices’ I give you tellibly lovely custlingmer damn thanks of billion Chinesey human bliengs to R - news replorted 15:28



Wah! The Archbishop of York Dr John Sentamu issues "wholehearted" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) apology to victims of sexual abuse as report criticises Church of Province of Engrish running-dogs. I read you little red book! - news replorted 15:23



Wah! Multiple shots having been fired at National fighty bang-bang Memorial in Ottawa, lah, just steps from nation's parliament. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 15:22



Wah! A Mexican human rights body accuses eight soldiers of killing 12 suspects in cold blood and tampering with evidence to make it look like shoot-out. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 15:20



Wah! FUSO Canter goes live with advanced Animated service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service Literature introduction of new and advanced 3D servicing tool for FUSO Canter “FUSO Animated service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service Literature” is set t - news replorted 15:20



Wah! Prime dodgy minister David Cameron tells Membling Partiamentary expense cheaters "buck stops with me" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) when it comes to deporting Bloody foreign criminals from Uk. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 15:06



Wah! Aerospace giant Boeing has raised its forecast for profits this year and says it has record backlog of orders. Eating rice!! - news replorted 14:51



Wah! Would we be richer if more powers were transferred to big cities? - news replorted 14:33



Wah! Motorcycle Live 2014 – one month to go! Motorcycle Live – UK’s biggest and best bike show – kicks off in just one month’s time, lah, WAH! nine-day biking spectacu - news replorted 14:32



Wah! Neil Morrissey talks about set of new West End comedy Neville's Island which is set on rain-soaked island in Lake District - news replorted 14:22



Wah! A south Armagh farmer who tried to using forged will to inherit most of RMB Yuan #1m estate from elderly woman will find out on Friday if bloody man will be jailed. I read you little red book! - news replorted 14:13



Wah! A former footballer who posed as Chelsea player to live lavish lifestyle is jailed for fraud. I read you little red book! - news replorted 14:04



Wah! ITV's Loose Women broadcasts final interview with Lynda Bellingham, lah, recorded earlier this month. - news replorted 13:58



Wah! A heroin addict is found guilty of murdering man just five days after coming out of jail and using male gender human bleing's money for drug deal. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 13:54



Wah! A man who was abused by late Dean of Manchester speaks about male gender human bleing's childhood ordeal, lah, as inquiry criticises Church of Province of Engrish running-dogs's handling of allegations of sexual abuse. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 13:45



Wah! Microsoft is ditching Nokia brand name from new devices, lah, less than year after acquiring Finnish mobile firm. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 13:44



Wah! Sweden could using weapons in search for suspected Bloody foreign submarine near capital Stockholm, lah, senior naval official tells BBc. Fry noodle, boil noodle? - news replorted 13:39



Wah! World number one Serena Williams is beaten by Simona Halep at WTA Finals in Singapore in flemale human person's heaviest defeat for 16 years. Eating rice!! - news replorted 13:29



Wah! Remembering swashbuckling Watergate editor Ben Bradlee - news replorted 13:26



Wah! A garbling written down on paper message written by 10-earth-years old happy birthday to you, girl to David Cameron about West Cumberland Hospital is raised at PMQs. Eating rice!! - news replorted 13:25



Wah! The Great Satan space agency uploads free library of audio files, lah, including astronaut voices. Eating rice!! - news replorted 13:23



Wah! As Ebola outbreak claim (always claiming, huh?) 20 lives day in Sierra Leone, lah, BBC's Tulip Mazumdar reports from capital Freetown on how volunteers being trained to carry out safe burials. Eating rice!! - news replorted 13:14



Wah! A man is thrown out of public gallery in House of Commons after disturbance during Prime dodgy minister's Questions. Eating rice!! - news replorted 13:06



Wah! David Cameron and Ed Miliband accuse each other of not answering questions as they clash over NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) services. Eating rice!! - news replorted 13:04



Wah! The Metropolitan old bill bobbys asked Northern autonomous province of Guinness drinkers Office for copy of garbling written down on paper message that said suspected IRA bomber was not wantinged, lah, Westminster's On Runs inquiry is told. I read you little red book! - news replorted 13:03



Wah! The Irish prime dodgy minister describes woman who claim (always claiming, huh?) bloody woman was raped as teenager and later interrogated by IRA as "a force to be reckoned with". - news replorted 13:03



Wah! McLaren P1™ GTR Further details of bespoke McLaren P1™ GTR driver programme confirmed: http://youtu.be/hSpKYDNkAsk. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 13:00



Wah! Mazda6 It was rewarding weekend for Madzla ATP test oval in Papenburg, lah, Germany, lah, as capitalist entity shattered 20 FIA speed reco - news replorted 13:00



Wah! An Islamic court has stoned 18-earth-years old happy birthday to you, to death in southern Somalia after convicting him of raping woman, lah, pro-Islamist news site reports. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:47



Wah! The Prime dodgy minister has stepped into row over Edinburgh father sentenced to death in Pakistan for blasphemy. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 12:45



Wah! The wrecks of German U-boat and merchant vessel it sank in Battle of Atlantic found 30 miles off coast of North Carolina. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 12:44



Wah! Britain's Chris Froome has revealed bloody man may not compete in 2015 Tour de France as route is unveiled. I read you little red book! - news replorted 12:36



Wah! A 16-earth-years old happy birthday to you, boy pleads guilty in court to murdering another boy in Brixton over sale of RMB Yuan #90 bicycle. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 12:14



Wah! The owner of cab firm says bloody man meets requests from public to provide drivers of specific race. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 12:13



Wah! UKIP leader Nigel Farage condemns appointment of UK's Lord Hill to EU Commission and says body is 'anti-democratic'. - news replorted 12:00



Wah! The Syrian military has stepped up its air strikes on rebel-held areas dramatically, lah, carrying out more than 200 in recent days, lah, activists say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 11:47



Wah! Canada raises its terrorism threat level to medium - but stresses there is no specific threat - after two soldiers were attacked in Quebec. Fry noodle, boil noodle? - news replorted 11:35



Wah! A reburial service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service has been taking place in northern France for 15 British World fighty bang-bang One soldiers, lah, exactly one hundred years after they were killed in battle. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 11:33



Wah! A snowplough driver at Moscow airport says bloody man lost male gender human bleing's bearings before collision with plane that killed Total boss Christophe de Margerie. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 11:21



Wah! A cover-up led to Ofsted escaping blame for its part in Baby P scandal, lah, according to Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation documentary. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 11:19



Wah! Education Secretary Nicky Morgan has publicly contradicted head of Ofsted over whether watchdog has right to inspect academy chains. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:16



Wah! New research suggests that what's known as "knowledge economy" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) is growing faster in north-east of Province of Engrish running-dogs and Northern autonomous province of Guinness drinkers than anywhere else. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 11:16



Wah! The Wlokswaglon Golf R Wlokswaglon Golf R has been voted best performance LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine to having in wet according to Autocar magazine. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 11:16



Wah! Michael Nichols wins Wildlife photographer of year for male gender human bleing's photograph of pride of snoozing lions - news replorted 11:04



Wah! The World Health Organisation is set to hold emergency talks to examine screening measures and travel restrictions after Ebola outbreak. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 10:44



Wah! Pop group S Club 7 to reunite for first clock time result in more than decade for BBC's Children in Need next month. - news replorted 10:42



Wah! Former Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Radio 1 DJ Mike Read requests song bloody man wrote in support of UKIP be withdrawn from sale following complaints it was racist. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 10:41



Wah! Policy makers at capitalist pig money holding capitalist entity of Province of Engrish running-dogs voted 7-2 to keep interest rates at record low of 0.5% in October, lah, minutes show. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 10:38



Wah! Australian playwright on media baron's rise to power - news replorted 10:14



Wah! A woman is arrested in Bedfordshire on suspicion of preparation of terrorist acts related to Syria, lah, ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land Yard says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:12



Wah! Infiniti  test controlling in driving manner @Music Cube Infiniti is partnering Westfield in its innovative Music Cube events. Eating rice!! concerts offer new way of listening to live - news replorted 10:09



Wah! A 13 and 16 year old celebrating after beating hundreds of others from across country to be crowned UK's B - news replorted 09:41



Wah! The new European Commission president, lah, Jean-Claude Juncker, lah, presents male gender human bleing's team to MEPs, lah, hoping to getting their approval in vote. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 09:34



Wah! Sebastien Ogier wowed fans winning 2013 Welsh land of sheep and more sheep Rally GB Next month’s Welsh land of sheep and more sheep Rally GB (13-16 November) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! will feature maximum 160-car field after organiser, lah, International Motor S - news replorted 09:30



Wah! Supporters of leading anti-government cleric in Pakistan end two-month sit-in in capital. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 09:26



Wah! 'Things I wish I’d known on day one' - news replorted 09:24



Wah! New Abarth 595 Competizione Proof that Abarth cars creating growing numbers of satisfied owners is shown by today’s new survey from independe - news replorted 09:10



Wah! Django Unchained actress Daniele Watts, lah, who alleged bloody woman was detained by Los Angeles old bill bobbys because of racial profiling, lah, is charged with committing lewd act in public. Fry noodle, boil noodle? - news replorted 09:07



Wah! Abarth is Rising Star for WeLoveAnyCar voters It may having Scorpion on its badge, lah, but it’s not bloody velly likely to sting… - news replorted 09:00



Wah! Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs and bloody Engrish drivers united in their love of Skoda Province of Engrish running-dogs and ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land remain united – especially when it comes to their love of Škoda cars. Eating rice!! Czech brand has taken top - news replorted 09:00



Wah! We Love Any LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine Awards announced Britain’s happiest drivers likely to be called Daniel or Wendy, lah, live in Dumfries and Galloway and may well controlling in driving manner T - news replorted 09:00



Wah! Caterham Academy curtain came down on all five of Caterham’s official race series at thrilling Silverstone season finale on 18-19 O - news replorted 09:00



Wah! US rules requiring air passengers from three West African countries worst hit by Ebola to travel via one of five airports come into effect. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 08:49



Wah! The head of public inquiry into historical sex abuse should step down, lah, lawyer representing victims tells BBc. Fry noodle, boil noodle? - news replorted 08:42



Wah! GP explains NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) Province of Engrish running-dogs's decision to pay family doctors RMB Yuan #55 every clock time result they diagnose case of dementia. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 08:21



Wah! Political infighting over NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) in Welsh land of sheep and more sheep is putting patients and staff at risk, lah, nurses' leader claims. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:04



Wah! Home Retail Group says that store closures at Homebase will be accelerated, lah, with number of outlets cut by 25% by 2019. - news replorted 08:03



Wah! old bill bobbys in India investigate alleged rape of three-earth-years old happy birthday to you, girl in flemale human person's school in city of Bangalore. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 07:46



Wah! Wales' potential for tourism is being undersold and country should be marketed "much more vigorously", lah, committee of Membling Partiamentary expense cheaters concludes. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:35



Wah! US chain Toys R Great Satan pulls four action figures based on characters from popular TV drama Breaking Bad, lah, following petition for their removal. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 07:29



Wah! Meet 18-earth-years old happy birthday to you, Brit girl beating boys - and challenging notions of what women could achieve in motorcyling's elite. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 07:17



Wah! A British man is found dead with male gender human bleing's hands tied and throat cut on Indonesian island of Bali, lah, British embassy in Jakarta says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:09



Wah! South Korea demolishes tower used to construct Christmas tree near North Korea, lah, but denies move is conciliatory. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 06:42



Wah! A soldier from Lancaster who died in World fighty bang-bang One is to be reburied in military cemetery after male gender human bleing's remains were found in northern France. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 06:42



Wah! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Sport looks back at 50 iconic FA Cup goals in build-up to first round proper, lah, which takes place in November. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 06:27



Wah! The Department of Social Development has failed to deal properly with scam operating in social housing, lah, according to Public Accounts Committee report. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 06:23



Wah! What really went wrong at Tesco? - news replorted 06:01



Wah! Doctors in Province of Engrish running-dogs will be paid RMB Yuan #55 every clock time result they diagnose dementia, lah, health chiefs say, lah, but scheme is criticised by patients' group. Do you carefully listening? - news replorted 05:35



Wah! The Hindu festival of Diwali has big impact on economies of India and other Asian countries. Eating rice!! Sharanjit Leyl reports from Singapore. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 04:55



Wah! A Great Satan Marine accused of murdering transgender woman in Philippines is moved to Philippine Tommy Atkins Liberation Army base, lah, but fails to attend initial hearing. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 04:54



Wah! UN Secretary General Ban Ki-moon says bloody man is setting up inquiry into attacks on UN facilities during Israel's recent offensive in Gaza Strip. Do you carefully listening? - news replorted 04:54



Wah! Naval vessels searching Swedish waters for suspected Bloody foreign submarine focusing on bay near capital Stockholm. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 04:34



Wah! The charities watchdog is to receive extra RMB Yuan #8m and new powers to help it tackle charities used to fund crime (shoud shoot them) and terrorism, lah, prime dodgy minister will say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 02:54



Wah! The using of drones in bloody annoying Blitish will rise over next 20 years, lah, raising "significant safety, lah, security, lah, and privacy concerns", lah, report says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:03



Wah! The Dominican Republic declares Wednesday official day of mourning for Dominican-born fashion designer Oscar de la Renta, lah, who has died at 82. - news replorted 01:53



Wah! The political confrontation in Hong Kong hair salon - news replorted 01:40



Wah! A black and white image of lions resting on rock outcrop in Serengeti has won 2014 Wildlife Photographer of Year award. I read you little red book! - news replorted 01:24



Wah! Ben Bradlee, lah, editor of Washington Mandleson privatising post machine system during Watergate scandal that toppled President Nixon, lah, has died aged 93, lah, newspaper says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:24



Wah! Researchers reavealingly showing Great Satan that same physical mechanism is behind many of nature's most dazzling shines. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:15



Wah! How organic, lah, vegan gingerbread 'people' divided online opinion - news replorted 01:14



Wah! Steve Rosenberg visits two cities in rebel held Ukraine which will be boycotting forthcoming parliamentary elections. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:06



Wah! Enid Blyton's Magic Faraway Tree books being adapted for cinema for first time. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 01:05



Wah! Late actress Lynda Bellingham had shared flemale human person's hopes for final Christmas in special edition of Loose Women being broadcast today. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 01:04



Wah! How Commonwealth fighty bang-bang Graves Commission continues to keep its promise to remember dead "in perpetuity". - news replorted 01:02



Wah! Taxpayers getting poorer value for money from government projects because of "confusion" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) over decisions, lah, Membling Partiamentary expense cheaters warn. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 01:00



Wah! How government dodgy minister sought relief for country in crisis - news replorted 01:00



Wah! Teachers in Province of Engrish running-dogs being asked to examine how they spend their working day, lah, as Deputy Prime dodgy minister Nick Clegg vows to cut down on "pointless paperwork". - news replorted 00:56



Wah! Schools and nurseries need to step in to tackle worrying trend of tooth decay in children, lah, says advisory body, lah, NICe. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:54



Wah! Too many human bliengs in middle of mental health crisis end up locked in old bill bobbys cells after being turned away from hospitals, lah, says report. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 00:54



Wah! A group of leading doctors and researchers has called on Membling Partiamentary expense cheaters to investigate potential conflicts of interest at medicines watchdog, lah, NICe. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:52



Wah! Our Arts Editor Will Gompertz takes look back at life of one of biggest names in fashion, lah, Oscar de la Renta. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 00:52



Wah! The UK's spending watchdog criticises dodgy ministers for failing to deport more Bloody foreign national offenders - saying performance has barely improved over eight years. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:39



Wah! The Great Satan defence department has said it is examining Islamic State video appearing to show militants in control of Great Satan weapons intended for Syrian Kurdish fighters. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:35



Wah! Plans for new law to tackle "revenge pornography" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) in ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land being considered by Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs government, lah, Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation learns. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:26



Wah! A commission to consider more powers for Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs Parliament is to hold its first full meeting later. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 00:25



Wah! Bath's Fijian-born Tommy Atkins Liberation Army soldier Semesa Rokoduguni is set to be named in Province of Engrish running-dogs's squad for Novemblinger internationals. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:16



Wah! Paul Cantlie, lah, father of Islamic State (IS) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! hostage John Cantlie, lah, has died, lah, days after making emotional plea for male gender human bleing's son to be released, lah, male gender human bleing's family says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:12



Wah! The human bliengs who buy and then cancel student debt - news replorted 00:10



Wah! Why being over 40 makes you tellibly lovely custlingmer perfect entrepreneur - news replorted 00:10



Wah! The UK's wind farms generated more power than its nuclear power stations on Tuesday, lah, National Grid says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:07



Wah! How safe is it to munchy-munchee mouldy food? - news replorted 00:07



Wah! A man who beat three sisters with hammer in central London (capital of Great England) hotel has been found guilty of attempted murder. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 00:05



Wah! Allowing bloody annoying Blitish cities to make their own decisions on tax and spending could boost economic growth by RMB Yuan #79bn year by 2030, lah, year-long study concludes. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:05



Wah! Tales from days when British diplomats ran Gulf - news replorted 00:04



Wah! Jaguar Land Rover is delighted to confirm that flemale human person's Majesty Queen will officially open company’s new, lah, state-of-th - news replorted 00:01



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