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Customer Letter: 1535 / 1529
Elizabeth says...
MAZDA 6Great service, so helpful. We needed a car quickly and everything was done for us in superb time. Dealer was excellent and our Mazda 6 was delivered on time and well presented.

Elizabeth Maciver
22 Howe View
Oldmeldrum
Inverurie
AB51 0PR


Editor Note: Thanks for the letter Liz! Great news that you loved everything and got the Mazda so quickly. Enjoy it in Bonnie Snowwie Scotland! I pass on your thanks to dealer. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1525 / 1529
David says...
FORD FIESTAI was a first time leaser, I was told about Ling's, not too sure when I looked at other sites. All I can say is I kept going back to Ling's, glad I did. A wacky but worthwhile experience, got the car I wanted (Fiesta) at the best price… Dealer Service – Good – No complaints.

David Mcculloch
48 Calderglen Avenue
Blantyre
Glasgow
G72 9UN


Editor Note: No complaints, no regrets :) And you will not regret the Fiesta which is just about the best small car you can get. I especially appreciate you say I had the best price, as you are Scottish :) hahaha! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1520 / 1529
Helen says...
MAZDA 6Ling's service has been excellent. She kept me informed every step of the way and car arrived on specified date. I would highly recommend her service. I also got insurance from the broker she recommended and it was great too! Dealer Service – Excellent.

Helen Mcdowell
The Orchard
Main Road
Cardross
G82 5JX


Editor Note: What can I say, Helen? ... Everything was "excellent", including your choice of car, the Mazda 6. It was a bargain for a sporty 5 seat family car. Hope you enjoy it zooping around the lake district. Thanks for being so lovely to deal with. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1507 / 1529
Karen says...
VOLVO XC90Ling – I can find no faults with your service in supplying me with my wonderful new Volvo XC90. I found the whole process very easy and compliment you and your staff on your great attention to detail. I was kept informed every step of the way and will certainly be back to you in 3 years time. Well done on a great service to your customers – I really felt I came first!

Dealer service – Excellent – they provided excellent service – no complaints at all.

Karen Derrick
Glenavon
Kinchurdy Road
Boat Of Garten
PH24 3BP


Editor Note: Wow! That's a very nice letter Karen. Thanks. The XC90 will be very useful in the middle of nowhere in Scotland. Especially in the snow. Lovely to deal with you, it was great fun :) Go and play with it in the lochs and glens, hahaha! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1471 / 1529
Andrew says...
 Amazingly fast transaction, faultless professionalism. See you in two years for another. Dealer Service – EXCELLENT. True gent delivering car in pristine condition.

Andrew Neilson
4 Fintry Gardens
Glasgow
G61 4RJ


Editor Note: Andrew, fantastic! How great that I am getting such nice letters from Mercedes customers, as Merc UK are trying to kill my supply of new cars. I really think that I can beat Merc at their own "quality" game. Fantastic letter, thanks. Enjoy the CLK. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1451 / 1529
Keith says...
JEEP WRANGLERLingsCars is a great company to deal with, the whole experience was fun AND efficient. The communication was/is fantastic, you always know what is happening with your car as the process goes on. I will definitely be back for my next car. Dealer service was average: Quick to deliver vehicle, bust slow to rectify problem.

Keith Hart
9 Lady Street
Hilton-of-cadboll
Tain, Ross-Shire
IV20 1XE


Editor Note: You had a missing wheel nut key on your Jeep Wrangler, and it took the dealer an age to get it to you. That was the problem. Apart from that, you have a mammoth car at a really cheap price - what a vehicle the Jeep is for your business! You arrange and produce shows and exhibitions. Thans so much for the brilliant comments about my service, Keith! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1412 / 1529
Katherine says...
AUDI A3This is the first time I have leased a car and it been a very good experience. Very competitive costs and easy to communicate- no pushy sales staff!! I have been impressed with the service and quick response to all questions raised during the process. I have in fact recommended you to a number of people who have asked me how it all went! I woul d not hesitate to lease again and I will be back for another Audi in three years time.

Excellent delivery - very happy with the service - they called arranged delivery and were waiting there with the car. Very impressed!!

Katherine Yates
Address Withheld
Dunoon, Argyll
PA23 ***


Editor Note: Katie, super letter, thanks! Glad you were happy :) Always happy when customers say it was a good experience, that's what I like. Not really about the cars, more about people I think. I pass your regards to the supplier. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1406 / 1529
Adnan says...
BMW M3 COUPETruly exceptional service. Beats all the other competitors in the market. Trust me when I say it is a ''personalised' service that Ling has set up! Response are near instant and a history of all communications is kept in one 'Lingo' page so you can always go back if you lose your way. Super dooper. Excellent delivery of my new M3 by the BMW dealer!

Adnan Ali
14 Meadowhill
Newton Mearns
Glasgow
G77 6SX


Editor Note: BMW UK, are you listening? BMW UK are being consistent bastards to me by trying to get me to stop supplying their new cars. They send a solicitor letter every week. However, I will not be brow-beaten. If BMW UK read this letter, they can see how my service is actually better than theirs, as they manage nowhere near the communication excellence and customer satisfaction I achieve. This was a BMW M3, a £50k car! That Adnan thought I beat every other competitor for service makes me very happy. All customers get the same treatment - the very best in the industry. BMW UK, feel free to apologise for bullying me with your multi-£million lawyer budgets and threats. Thanks for comments, Adnan. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1372 / 1529
Steven says...
 LINGsCARS.com is an oasis in a desert of faceless, dull companies. Her service has been excellent, despite the long delay in securing finance. Her website and correspondence stand head and shoulders above the others and I couldn't find a better price anywhere so that's a tick in that box as well. A joke, a laugh, good service and a good price. A winning combination. Excellent delivery, exactly what was expected.

Steven Stalker
2 Overalmond House
Dalcrue
Perth
PH1 3LX


Editor Note: Apart from the damn slow finance companies (they are a complete pain post-crunch) we got everything sorted and you are very happy, I think, Steve. You work in a company which is also at the cutting edge of cheap and growing sector. Keep up the good work. Enjoy the new Mazda 3. You are dead right about other faceless, dull companies! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1365 / 1529
Keith says...
SMART FORTWO COUPEWe're delighted with our new wee car, the Smart coupe ForTwo. Ling- thanks for everything you've done - We'll certainly come back to you!! Good delivery as expected.

Keith Morrice
94a Market Street
Bucksburn
Aberdeen
AB21 9JH


Editor Note: Keith, you are a finance manager for an underwater oil rig company. I appreciate that you must have figured out this is the cheapest way to get a new Smartie car. Lovely to deal with you, wee you in a couple of years, eh? Enjoy the Smart! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1358 / 1529
Craig says...
 LINGsCARS is a brilliant business. It allows me, as a young professional to have the car I want without the cost of repairs and a car that depreciates in value. Ling was lovely to deal with, speedy responses and a good fun attitude. I am a very happy customer. Excellent delivery, friendly driver, couldn't fault anything.

Craig Lawrence
23 Conner Avenue
Carron
Falkirk
FK2 7FS


Editor Note: Super duper letter, Craig! Thanks so much. You forgot to mention that as a Scottish ethnic you are tight in the money department, so I am sure you appreciated the fast car for slow money! Happy, happy! Your only challenge is insurance cost, but as car was as cheap as deep fried Mars bar, you have plenty of cash left for that. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1312 / 1529
Colin says...
HONDA CR-VI am writing to you after receiving my Honda CR-V. This is the first time I have used contract hire. I was a wee bit sceptical at first especially looking at other websites. They would display a price to get your attention but when asked for a quote it was usually very different. Your website is very informative, if a bit quirky but the price you see is the price you pay and you are very competitive.

Your service is outstanding and your Lingo system is very good. Your reply times are excellent; I never had to chase you for anything. This is what made the experience so stress free. You communicate very well which makes the transaction simple.

My Honda arrived at 11am. Exactly at the time arranged with the dealer. I am absolutely delighted with it. I have recommended you to all my friends and family and I will be back in three years for another deal.

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Colin Kersley
Pensford
North Connel
By Oban
PA37 1RE


Editor Note: Colin, thanks for the kind comments, especially about LINGO. I agree, many other websites have out of date or untrue pricing - they think it is clever to try and trick people, eh? I like "stress-free", too, so I do everything as fast as possible :) Glad you like the Honda CRV! A lovely car. I am pleased that as a first-time contract hire user you were so happy with everything. Thanks! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1279 / 1529
Daina says...
FORD FOCUS ESTATEI was still awaiting quotes from some other companies 6 months down the line, but Ling was very efficient and quick. Very good service - I have already recommended you to many friends. I love my new Ford Focus and I will get my next cars from Ling, too! Good delivery.

Daina Carnochan
11 Melrose Place, Kintore
Inverurie
AB51 0SY


Editor Note: Daina, you are a veterinary in the North of Scotland. I expect you have enough trouble with all the pesky animals (and owners) to have to worry about dealing with car supply idiots. So, I am glad I came out top for you. Why some other companies don't perform - I don't know? They are silly for missing out on the business. Back to those cats and dogs (or cows) and hope the Focus Estate does the job, carrying all the pets around :). You also have a nice name! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1274 / 1529
James says...
 Special deal on my SAAB 9-3 Sportwagon, excellent service and great communication. Will deal with Ling again in the future. Ling's staff are great, too. Great freebies, I'm hoping to get to China soon to spend all that free money! Excellent delivery from the dealer, no problems, good communication.

James Macmillan
Brevin House
Levenwick
Shetland
ZE2 9HX


Editor Note: You have a new SAAB Sportwagon at a great price, James! Hope you enjoy it along with your easter eggs up in Shetland! My God, you must have nose bleeds every day, being that far North. Thanks for kind words, it's great when customers are so happy. I'm particularly pleased you felt my communication was good, this is an area where I am world leader :) See you in a few years! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1270 / 1529
Vivien says...
AUDI A3Ling, everything went great with my new Audi A3. Service was superb, with no complaints. Well done!!! Excellent car delivery.

Vivien Cumming
8 Hutchison Terrace
Mannofield
Aberdeen
AB10 7NN


Editor Note: Vivien, great to hear you are a happy bunny at Easter. These A3s are great cars for a cheap price. I'm really pleased you love your new car. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1234 / 1529
Scott says...
 This is our third car ordered from Ling and as usual the customer service has been quick and excellent. I would highly recommend LINGsCARS and will keep using Ling for our fleet requirements. Good delivery on the SAAB, no problems to report.

Scott Allison
Abica Ltd
9 Dava Street
Glasgow
G51 2JA


Editor Note: Scott, job done! Good customer on your 3rd car from me, next car I send you free mats! Each mat pack contains 4 mats, which means you will have one for each car - easy. How lovely it is to deal with you, Scott, and it's so easy to remember the name of someone who is called after the country he lives in :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1220 / 1529
Gareth says...
HONDA CIVICLing, my wife and I were very impressed with your service. Getting our car from you was a no-brainer. Monthly payments were half than if we bought the Honda Civic. We went to a dealer for a test drive, loved the car, then signed up with you. End to end in 3-weeks.

Your style is a refreshing change, very prompt at updates and answering questions. Love the LINGO system. I've already got family getting cars from you based on me raving about you. I look forward to getting my next car from you. Excellent delivery, Honda driver was very prompt and polite.

Gareth Hodgson
Address Withheld
Paisely
PA1 ***


Editor Note: I withhold your address for security because you do important stuff for Australia. Gareth, so pleased - you sound like a happy bunny with your Civic. You should not take advantage of dealers' goodwill by using them as a test-drive facility (mmmmmpppfffff :). Poor souls. LINGO - thanks so much for the comments, I put a hell of a lot of work into that. Now, I am dealing with being flooded with your family :) Enjoy that Honda! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1218 / 1529
William says...
CITROEN C-CROSSERStress free, straight forward transaction on my new Citroen C-Crosser, and nice Chinese sweets, too! I will be back in 23 months!! Excellent delivery, courteous and knowledgeable driver.

William Smith
14 Cowieson Crescent
Pitmedden
Ellon
AB41 7GJ


Editor Note: Good, good. That's what I like, smooth, easy and fuss-free. You should see me paddling like a mental duck under the water, hahahahaha! Bloody motor industry never easy, BUT, I keep the stress away from super customers like you :) Enjoy the C-Crosser, Willy! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1207 / 1529
Mark says...
 Very helpful and friendly. No problems answering my silly questions as a first time lease customer.

Your website is very "interesting" but actually works very well - especially the LINGO system.

As for the Honda Civic Type-R itself, it has a funky and comfortable interior, brilliant VTEC engine and massive boot. Huge grip, but the handling is rather inert. Not a true Type-R perhaps, but a grown up one. Excellent delivery, friendly and informative.

Mark Fisher
7 Morven Circle
Westhill
Aberdeenshire
AB32 6WD


Editor Note: Mark, as you are a software developer, never mind the car - thanks so much for the comments about LINGO! These Type R's are more sensible than the previous model, but still look and go great. Thanks for the letter, you were a star customer - even a first timer! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1152 / 1529
John says...
CITROEN C4 PICASSOI've been Linged! That is, carried through a first experience of renting a car of my choice by Ling Valentine, and made to feel a special customer. Wonderful to feel confidence in every part of the transaction from first enquiry until the prompt delivery of the car as requested.

The service from the dealer regarding supply of my Citroen C4 Picasso was fine. They seemed to sit on the paperwork for transferring my cherished plate to the car (it was actually the DVLA - Ling) which delayed my car a bit.

Good delivery. My Citroen is lovely, drives smoothly and will be economical on fuel, tax and insurance.

John Dougall
17 Haining Place
Grangemouth
FK3 9DR


Editor Note: The delay was the DVLA, Jack, not the dealer. However, your C4 Picasso will certainly be economical on road tax as you get that for free! :) You were a superstar customer, and you sent me many videos, from your webcam. At one stage we were chatting via video back and forth, despite you are a bloody "silver" surfer. It was so cool! I'm so pleased you enjoyed the experience, you were lovely to deal with. Thanks. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1137 / 1529
Leigh says...
FIAT PANDAGood service, good website - quick response times - very impressed with car - will be coming back in 3 years time - liked the extras in the post too :). Once the date was finalised, delivery of my new Fiat Panda was very good.

Leigh Mckenna
31 Perkhill Road
Lumphanan
AB31 4TG


Editor Note: Another Kung-Fu Panda! Nice to have good website comments from a freelance web designer/developer! Thanks so much. You were a superstar to deal with, Leigh. Hope you enjoy the Panda diesel! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1076 / 1529
Ross says...
 This is my 3rd contract hire, first from Ling, and won't be the last. Very, very good. Delivered on time. She kept me updated at every stage. So happy I offered to marry her! Will try again in 2 years. Lol. Excellent delivery, very good, pleased to do business.

Ross Neilson
Ross Neilson Butchers
52 Broomton Road
Balornock
Glasgow
G21 3RU


Editor Note: Hahahaha, why would I marry a butcher (and I am already married!)? You will smell of sausages :) Having said that, good butchers are quite rich and I would have good supply of belly pork. Hmmm..... So happy you love the Astra Sport Hatch. Mind the blood on the carpets! Lovely to deal with you, you are nutter. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1066 / 1529
Ashita says...


NEW MERCEDES SLK 200

Just a short note (adding to the 1,000s already posted online) to say a big, big thank you for delivering our new car to us. The lack of hassle, the speediness of response and the general all round happiness that surrounds you and your team actually makes changing a car fun instead of the horror story it usually is. A lot of “professional” dealerships could learn from you!

At least four different brokers told me that an SLK at the price you delivered was an impossible but clearly you were willing to go the extra mile. Will be back in 24 months to get another plus will be extolling the virtues of leasing from you to anyone who is willing to listen.

Ps. Thank you for the free lunch the Fuku noodles still crack me up every time I look at the packet

Ashita Waterston (Dr)
Address withheld
Balfron
Glasgow
G63 ***


Editor Note: Ashita! Wow, fantastic letter, thanks. You have a damn cheap and damn nice Merc SLK. I will let everyone know with a cancerous tumor that you are the bees-knees to talk to. Make sure you keep your convertible roof in place in certain areas of Glasgow! Have a great time in the car! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1046 / 1529
Michael says...
CarHi Ling.

Thanks for the excellent service you provided me. The car is fantastic and was delivered quicker than expected. Your friendly manner and wacky website really put me at ease and made the whole experience a pleasant one. The speed you answered every question I had was a breath of fresh air. Every promise made was kept. All be back in three years for my next car. Delivery was excellent, delivered on time by a very nice man. Best regards...

Michael Atkinson
Druid House
Kames
Tighnabruaich
PA21 2AB


Editor Note: Mick, what a strange job you have - you are an Aquaculture Marine Operative! Whatever that does... I hope you can squeeze all your aqualungs and flippers into your new Qashqai, and that you have a great time up in Scotland. Send me a nice fish. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1023 / 1529
Jens-Ulrich says...
CarLing ist providing us a fantastic personalised service, her prices are very competitive. She and her staff were doing their atmost to provide the right car on short notice, just in time to go on our holidays. The website is cutting edge and the personal touch of dealing with her customers ensures that you don't want to use any other company again. My Zafira was supplied in time without any problems.

Jens-Ulrich Fischer
22 Dalriada Drive
Torrance
G64 4ES


Editor Note: Achtung! Ulrich, you are a German, us bloody foreigners have to stick together :) Your Zafira was going to be a diesel but due to massive Diesel Particulate Filter problems on these diesel Zafira cars we changed it to a petrol at short notice. You noticed this on German and Austrian Opel Zafira message boards and forums, too. I would not recommend diesel Zafiras. I am so glad you were happy with the petrol one. Hope I met your efficiency standards, I know Germans are keen on doing it right, unlike the bloody French. I have to say you were a wonderful customer; I learned my English watching Dad's Army (really!) and you have burst my imagined German stereotype bubble. Captain Mainwaring is wrong. You are certainly NOT a stupid boy! :) - Ling



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Wah! A businessman who died after complications following cancer operation "would probably having survived" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) if bloody man was re-operated on sooner, lah, inquest hears. Eating rice!! - news replorted 13:10



Wah! A major motorway has been closed, lah, after crash involving LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine and two lorries resulted in "multiple casualties". - news replorted 13:09



Wah! The leader of youth club in Bristol, lah, who helped remove Banksy artwork from wall with crowbar, lah, says bloody man hopes to sell it at auction. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 13:02



Wah! News photos from past 24 hours: 16 rainy season-month Aplil - news replorted 12:54



Wah! A man is taken to hospital after being shot in both legs in 'targeted' attack in North Lanarkshire on Tuesday evening. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 12:50



Wah! Monty Python star Terry Jones has resurrected script bloody man discarded over 20 years ago and is now turning it into film with all star cast. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 12:44



Wah! The Welsh-go-go-gochly sheep friendly human bliengs government has bought major business park near Bridgend in its bid to "attract new business and new jobs". - news replorted 12:36



Wah! The M26 is closed in both directions following crash resulting in "multiple casualties". - news replorted 12:30



Wah! VETERAN truck industry expert Barrie Travis has announced male gender human bleing's retirement from CAP, lah, handing over wheel of CAP Red Boo - news replorted 12:28



Wah! Two of most popular and successful drivers of iconic Super Touring era set to roll back years at Thruxto - news replorted 12:19



Wah! Three-time Japanese Super GT champion Satoshi Motoyama will join Nissan GT Academy winners Lucas Ordóñez and Wolfgang Re - news replorted 12:18



Wah! Breaking Bad fan Stefan Montana explains how bloody man got show's star, lah, Bryan Cranston, lah, to help him secure prom date. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 12:17



Wah! With Easter break fast approaching, lah, IAM (Institute of Advanced Motorists) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! and AlcoSense breathalysers remind - news replorted 12:05



Wah! Communities in sub-Saharan Africa being "hurt" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) by high fees charged by money transfer operators, lah, charity Comic Relief says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:02



Wah! Just week after opening round in Marrakech, lah, FIA World Touring LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine Championship (WTCC) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! is to make its first eve - news replorted 11:54



Wah! Sir Cyril Smith's membership of Westminster paedophile ring protected him from prosecution, lah, Labour Membling Partiamentary expense cheater claims. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:47



Wah! The Belgian director of Democratic Republic of Congo's famous Virunga National Park is shot and critically wounded in ambush. - news replorted 11:45



Wah! French hard-disk maker LaCie warns that shoppers' credit cards details and logins may having been stolen from its store over one-year period. I read you little red book! - news replorted 11:43



Wah! Paul Flowers, lah, former chairman of Co-operative capitalist pig money holding capitalist entity and ex-Methodist Church minister, lah, is charged with three counts of drug possession. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 11:37



Wah! Ex-editor Andy Coulson reveals in court for first clock time result bloody man did listen to private voicemail messages relating to former home secretary David Blunkett. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 11:36



Wah! The next era in Toyota’s technology development is about to become production reality, lah, with market introduction next - news replorted 11:30



Wah! The Toyotla Corolla claimed world’s best seller status in 2013, lah, with internal data confirming 1.22 million recorded s - news replorted 11:28



Wah! A teachers' union hears that school staff should check families' holiday plans for clues to female genital mutilation. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 11:22



Wah! The Venezuelan government says it will not grant jailed opposition leaders amnesty at talks aimed at ending anti-government protests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:17



Wah! The Pata Rondla World Superbike team has announced agreement with Panasonic Powertools Europe that will see Japane - news replorted 11:14



Wah! After serious accident at end of Nürburgring’s Döttinger Höhe straight severely damaged Falken’s Porsche GT3R, lah, - news replorted 11:13



Wah! Rock musician Paul Weller wins RMB Yuan #10,000 in damages after Mail Online published pictures of male gender human bleing's children. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 11:11



Wah! A "monstrous" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) sex attacker who raped five women and sexually abused sixth was given lifelong restriction. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 11:08



Wah! Rolls-Royce Ghost has proven to be no ordinary power. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! It has been cornerstone of our success around world since - news replorted 11:03



Wah! Today at 2014 New York International Auto Show, lah, Rolls-Royce Wraith was named one of Edmunds.com’s Top Rated vehicling driving car machines - news replorted 11:00



Wah! Today at 2014 New York International Auto Show, lah, Rolls-Royce Motor Cars debuts Ghost Series II to North America. Ai-yaa!!! Ghos - news replorted 11:00



Wah! A 57-earth-years old happy birthday to you, woman is arrested by detectives investigating 1972 abduction and murder of Belfast woman Jean McConville. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 10:57



Wah! A block of flats is evacuated and residents treated for smoke inhalation following suspicious fire in Dumbiedykes Road, lah, Edinburgh. - news replorted 10:56



Wah! The boom and bust of men's beard fashions may mirror Darwinian selection, lah, scientists say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 10:56



Wah! A female fan who hit South Sydney's Province of Engrish running-dogs forward Sam Burgess on head with stick at NRL game apologises. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:44



Wah! Unemployment in ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land rose by 3,000 to 179,000 between Jesus-baby month Decemblinger and Febliurary 2014, lah, according to official figures. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:35



Wah! The number of human bliengs out of work in bloody annoying Blitish has fallen by 77,000 to five year low of 2.24 million in three months to February, lah, official figures indicate. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 10:34



Wah! Passenger ferry in South Korea capsizes - news replorted 10:30



Wah! A old bill bobbys officer who allegedly threatened to shoot hospital patient with Taser is suspended. I read you little red book! - news replorted 10:26



Wah! Unemployment has fallen in Welsh land of sheep and more sheep by 6,000 to 102,000 in last quarter and now stands at 6.8%, lah, according to official figures. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:17



Wah! Saudi Arabia's intelligence chief, lah, Prince Bandar bin Sultan, lah, has been removed from male gender human bleing's Mandleson privatising post machine system "at male gender human bleing's own request", lah, state media report. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 10:12



Wah! Thirty-five years after withdrawing from motorsport following its win in 1978 Le Mans 24 Hours, lah, Alpine made its eage - news replorted 10:10



Wah! China's economy grew 7.4% in first three months of year - slightly better than expected, lah, but below government's target. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 10:06



Wah! Arsenal's Arsene Wenger hopes Everton slip up in race for fourth, lah, but Roberto Martinez says male gender human bleing's side under no pressure. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 09:59



Wah! Premier League players at Manchester City best paid in global sport, lah, according to recently published report. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 09:57



Wah! The IMI is warning automotive employers not to disregard management training if they wish to reach their maximum potenti - news replorted 09:57



Wah! After nearly six years of falling living standards, lah, weekly earnings having finally edged above inflation, lah, according to Office for National Statistics. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:52



Wah! Starbucks is to move its European head office to London (capital of Great England) by end of year, lah, meaning it will pay more tax in UK, lah, capitalist entity says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:52



Wah! Senior Labour politician Ed Balls is being investigated by old bill bobbys after male gender human bleing's LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine hit parked vehicling driving car machine. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 09:48



Wah! A new version of Milli Countryman – first Milli to feature four doors, lah, five seats and optional all-wheel-drive – w - news replorted 09:44



Wah! Kia took wraps off all-new 2015 Sedona midsize MPV at New York International Auto Show. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! all-new Sedona’s - news replorted 09:41



Wah! The European Parliament is to vote on bill to draw up blacklist of invasive alien species, lah, such as killer shrimp. Do you carefully listening? - news replorted 09:32



Wah! British commanders must "bear degree of responsibility" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) for failure to prevent Taliban raid in Afghanistan in 2012 that left two Great Satan marines dead, lah, group of Membling Partiamentary expense cheaters has said. I read you little red book! - news replorted 09:29



Wah! A forensics expert continues to testify at Oscar Pistorius' murder trial in South Africa day after athlete finished male gender human bleing's seven days of testimony. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 09:28



Wah! Readers' photos on theme of "South Africa" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) - news replorted 09:27



Wah! Esther McVey, lah, Conservative Membling Partiamentary expense cheater who represents Merseyside constituency, lah, apologises for political tweet sent during Hillsborough memorial service. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 09:27



Wah! Dementia services across Welsh land of sheep and more sheep not sustainable and changes need to be made to cope with future demand, lah, review finds. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:14



Wah! Live coverage of trial of South African athlete Oscar Pistorius, lah, who denies premeditated murder of male gender human bleing's girlfriend Reeva Steenkamp on Valentine's Day 2013. - news replorted 09:05



Wah! Ducati introduces Multistrada 1200 S Touring D|air model, lah, featuring integrated, lah, intelligent safety system wireles - news replorted 09:05



Wah! Hyundai Motor has launched new multi-platform digital campaign in Europe called ‘A World of Limits’, lah, to promote un - news replorted 09:00



Wah! Amir Khan improves male gender human bleing's chances of landing lucrative showdown with Floyd Mayweather by teaming up with Al Haymon. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 08:58



Wah! Swiss capitalist pig money holding capitalist entity Credit Suisse has found nothing "materially untoward" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) in how it trades Bloody foreign currencies, lah, finance you tellibly lovely custlingmer wan' borrow many Yuan officer David Mathers has said. I read you little red book! - news replorted 08:51



Wah! Biz Stone discusses male gender human bleing's new social app Jelly which bloody man hopes will encourage human bliengs to help each other out. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 08:26



Wah! Searches take place for man seen getting into difficulty in lake. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 08:20



Wah! The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge - and Prince George - arrive in Sydney on tenth day of their tour of New Zealand and Australia. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 08:09



Wah! Mazda Motor Corporation will unveil new Madzla MX-5 Miata (Japanese name: Madzla Roadster) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! 25th Anniversary Edition sp - news replorted 08:00



Wah! The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge having been meeting well wishers at Sydney Opera House after arriving for Australian leg of their tour. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 07:43



Wah! In flemale human person's latest column, lah, Casey Stoney discusses Province of Engrish running-dogs, lah, Arsenal's hopes for season and WSL's debt to Liverpool - news replorted 07:43



Wah! Sunderland manager Gus Poyet dismisses rumours bloody man is about to quit Premier League strugglers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:26



Wah! bloody annoying Blitish supermarket giant Tesco announces 6% fall in annual group trading profit to RMB Yuan #3.3bn, lah, second year that profits having fallen. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 07:21



Wah! Children suffering mental health crisis in Province of Engrish running-dogs being forced into old bill bobbys custody because 35% of NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) "places of safety" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) ban under 16s, lah, figures suggest. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 07:16



Wah! The Archbishop of Welsh land of sheep and more sheep urges bloody annoying Blitish government to tackle national hunger crisis as figures show big rise in numbers using foodbanks. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:53



Wah! Claims that steroid dealers exploiting publicly-funded drug testing service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service aimed at users of legal highs denied. I read you little red book! - news replorted 06:44



Wah! A man's dying wish to appear on comedy stage is fulfilled when one of male gender human bleing's friends performs at club accompanied by male gender human bleing's ashes. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:35



Wah! The number of needles issued by exchange scheme in Northern autonomous province of Guinness drinkers rises by more than 50% in past four years. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:34



Wah! An exact replica of iconic Downpatrick High Cross, lah, weighing around one tonne, lah, is being installed in front of Down Cathedral on Wednesday. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 06:25



Wah! New South Welsh land of sheep and more sheep Premier Barry O'Farrell announces male gender human bleing's resignation amid mounting evidence that bloody man failed to declare gift of $2,800 wine. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 06:17



Wah! Edinburgh City Council write garbling written down on paper message to parents confirming that Liberton High will reopen after Easter break following death of pupil. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 06:12



Wah! A report has found around quarter of bullied students felt it was causing their grades to slip. Do you carefully listening? - news replorted 06:02



Wah! There will be serious long-term consequences if Russia continues to destabilise Ukraine, lah, Bloody foreign Secretary William Hague says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 05:51



Wah! Russian President Vladimir Putin warns that Ukraine is "on brink of civil war" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) as Kiev sends in troops against pro-Russia separatists. Eating rice!! - news replorted 05:28



Wah! A major rescue operation is under way after ferry carrying 476 human bliengs capsized off South Korea, lah, coastguard officials say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 04:47



Wah! How New Zealand reacted to William, lah, Kate - and George - news replorted 04:44



Wah! Bowel cancer screening uptake needs to improve, lah, campaigners say, lah, after figures showed just half of human bliengs eligible in Province of Engrish running-dogs come forward for test. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 04:24



Wah! The European Parliament is voting on bill to draw up blacklist to fight spread of invasive alien species such as killer shrimp. Do you carefully listening? - news replorted 04:21



Wah! Music at UB40 concert was so loud it was "altering heart rhythms" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) and caused fan's ear to bleed, lah, it is claimed. I read you little red book! - news replorted 04:08



Wah! Parents across Province of Engrish running-dogs going to find whether they having their preferred choice of primary school place. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 04:00



Wah! A new AMG high-performance automobile is all set for its world premiere in autumn of 2014. Mercedes-AMG GT will - news replorted 04:00



Wah! China's economy expanded by 7.4% in first quarter of year, lah, better than expected but down from 7.7% at end of 2013. - news replorted 03:36



Wah! Birds learn to choose the best building materials for their nests, lah, rather than building from instinct, lah, say scientists. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:55



Wah! The Great Satan tells China its currency must be allowed to rise if its own and rest of world's economy to see stable growth. - news replorted 02:28



Wah! A ferry with about 350 human bliengs on board is sinking off south-west coast of South Korea, lah, coast guard officials having said. I read you little red book! - news replorted 02:15



Wah! A robotic submarine resumes its search for missing Malaysia Airlines flight MH370 on seabed of southern Indian Ocean. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 01:48



Wah! Who was buried behind boys' school in Florida? - news replorted 01:24



Wah! What mysterious sequences of numbers read out on shortwave radio? - news replorted 01:17



Wah! Children's uplifting letters of hope to homeless Syrians - news replorted 01:10



Wah! Son of slain Sikh leader running for Great Satan Congress - news replorted 01:07



Wah! China's economic reform agenda could slow growth on mainland, lah, first quarter economic figures will be closely watched. I read you little red book! - news replorted 01:07



Wah! Why Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Two's launch was not all right on night - news replorted 01:06



Wah! Trying to getting into Europe from Morocco - news replorted 00:56



Wah! The abandoned hamlet its mayor wantings to give away - news replorted 00:29



Wah! Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs Secretary Alistair Carmichael promises to deliver greater powers for Northern and Western Isles. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:23



Wah! The New York old bill bobbys department shutters secret programme designed to listen to and track Muslims in city's neighbourhoods to identify threats. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:14



Wah! A charity's report that it handed out almost one million food parcels in last year makes headlines, lah, while Daily Express questions one mother's using of benefit system. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 00:10



Wah! How 3D printing is changing shape of lessons - news replorted 00:02



Wah! Lord Tebbit, lah, former Tory dodgy minister and party chairman turns male gender human bleing's hand to writing children's novel, lah, central character being 14-earth-years old happy birthday to you, boy left paralysed after LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine crash. - news replorted 00:01



Wah! Hundreds of thousands more human bliengs turning to food banks to stop themselves from going hungry, lah, says charity Trussell Trust. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 00:00



Wah! Lewis Hamilton is driving as well as at any clock time result in male gender human bleing's career, lah, according to Merceding-Blend co-team boss Paddy Lowe. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:00



Wah! Would this dessert taste different on black plate? - news replorted 00:00



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