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Customer Letter: 1438 / 1528
Graeme says...
VOLVO XC90Very, very happy with the service provided by Ling and her team. They were helpful and personable, quick to respond to questions, gave good advice and pushed on my behalf for an earlier delivery date. Everything they promised, happened, and Ling is also very funny. I'll be back in three years! Good delivery, but rear number plate not on straight.

Graeme Ironside
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SM2 ***


Editor Note: Great stuff (apart from the number plate). I kicked the dealer, how they can be so careless on a £30k car is beyond me! But, you were happy. Most important, eh? You were a great customer, but I withhold your address for security as you are policeman and I do not want you targeted by assholes. Great car, I have sold loads of these XC90s. Great price. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1392 / 1528
Jeffrey says...
CITROEN C5 TOURERFrom start to finish very easy and enjoyable experience. My 3rd car with Ling and it wont be the last. Thank you very much. Delivery was excellent.

Jeffrey Butler
Westcroft Mortgage Services Ltd
6 Woodend
Sutton
Surrey
SM1 3LH


Editor Note: You are addicted repeating customer, Jeff! Now you have NAVI car, you will find your way back for 4th car, I hope :) Enjoy the C5, these are such underrated cars, every customer loves them so much. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 780 / 1528
Robert says...
CarLing just rings my thing excellent service from beginning to end.

Robert Brooks
Robert Brooks Textiles
167 Banstead Road
Carshalton
SM5 4DP


Editor Note: WoW!!! Short letter. Nice comment :) Thanks Robert! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 749 / 1528
Jeff says...
CarLing, Great service, emails answered very promptly and I always felt you were on my side. The Clio Campus is a lovely little second car. Excellent delivery.

Jeff Butler
Westcroft Mortgage Services Ltd
6 Woodend
Sutton
SM1 3LH


Editor Note: Jeff, you have had two cars from me in two months! These Clio Campuses are stunning value, I think they are built in Slovenia or somewhere. Hope it does a great job for you , enjoy it! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 746 / 1528
Jeff says...
CarLing. Thanks for the second car (Land Rover Freelander 2) from you in two months, I must have been happy! Excellent delivery. Will be back in two years, for two more cars.

Jeff Butler
Westcroft Mortgage Services Ltd
6 Woodend
Sutton
SM1 3LH


Editor Note: Jeff, this is just the thing for a Mortgage Broker, with some tough times for house prices ahead. All your motoring costs are now fixed. This new Freelander is a fantastic car with a great engine. Enjoy it, I hope it snows in Surrey, this year! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 431 / 1528
Geoff says...
 "I have been a customer of Ling's for over 7 years and have had in excess of 20 cars from her now, this time I had a Citroen Picasso. I can only say one thing:

THANK GOD CHINA KICKED HER OUT!!!"

Geoff Mellish
No1 Car and Van Hire
Hackbridge Station
Wallington
SM6 7BJ


Editor Note: Hehehe, Geoff you are quite a funny onion. Yes, you have had lots of cars for your staff and yourself - I quickly say that you do not rent out cars from me on the daily rental. Keep it up! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 284 / 1528
Mike says...
CarThanks Ling, your service was top class and I am happy with my C Class Mercedes. Everything went as planned from when I first made contact to when the car was delivered, on time and from an excellent dealer. I will be back in 3 years time when my hire period expires.

Mike Fuwa
MF Construction Services Ltd
10 Cherrywood Lane
Morden
SM4 4HS


Editor Note: Aha, it is always good to supply builders. I never know when I need one! I hope to buy land and build house on it, like "Grand Designs". So knowing such a nice builder will be a help. Enjoy Merc, Mike - Ling



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Customer Letter: 166 / 1528
Paul says...
CarCarHi Ling,

Thanks for the 2 x Megane CCs delivered recently. We've bothering stopped going elsewhere - you get all the best deals, you get us accepted for leases, we don't need any other broker!

Paul Stringer
No1 Car and Van Rental
Cardcity House
Hackbridge Road
Wallington
SM6 7BJ


Editor Note: I am very jealous, I would like convertible car but I am running SAAB now. Maybe next time Megane CC offer comes out, I will get. You are wonderful longterm customer, Paul (and Geoff), thanks for being so good - Ling



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