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Customer Letter: 1119 / 1527
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CITROEN NEMOSuch an easy transaction - Thank you Ling. Meant I could carry on with my business whilst this Citroen Nemo van purchase just happened (magic!)

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Editor Note: Steve, you are a training company, so glad you approve of my methods. Enjoy the Nemo van, they are great new-style vans. Enjoy Cornwall too! - Ling



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CarLing - thanks for your really helpful service. My Picasso is a great car, great value, great service. I have recommended you to my colleagues. Bit disappointed the delivery mileage is 390 miles, but a good delivery.

Heather Pastor
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Editor Note: Heather, don't worry about the mileage, it will be added into the contract, it does not come off your allowance. The mileage is because you are in Cornwall! So happy you like the car, these Xsara Picassos really are bargains! :) - Ling



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Glen says...
CarLing, you are just making me feel guilty 'cos I haven't sent you a real Cornish pasty like I promised!! How about a genuine "Porthemmet" sweatshirt or hoodie? If you have not heard of Porthemmet, look at Wikipedia, you'll love it!

Very happy with all your effort and hard work to get us the Dispatch really quickly - thanks ever so much! Must be something in the water in China! Thanks too for the effort with the Nissan, sorry it came to nothing this time. In true eBay fashion - AAAAA+++++***** - do use this, Ling! Excellent car-getter, 10/10. Excellent delivery, did what said on the tin, very happy, thanks very much.

Glen Corcoran
iBuild Cornwall Ltd
87 Wesley Street
Lamborne
TR14 8DR


Editor Note: My God, Glen! What a nice letter! Send me hoody, although I would still like a REAL Cornish pasty. I have never been to province of Cornwall, I will visit one day. Hope your building work goes well, i have given you hyperlink to thank you for the lovely letter. Get back to work, now! - Ling



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CarVery impressed - glad to see others in this world who are as mad as a hatter! I'm more impressed that you deliver what you promise. I now have a member of staff grinning like a Cheshire Cat and very happy with her Mazda MX5 supplied at 1/3 of the price the local dealer quoted per month. (! - Ling) They weren't happy! I am, though. And I am very impressed with YOUR choice of Mazda dealer, so far. Very many thanks

Glen Corcoran
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18 St George's Road
Truro
TR1 3JD


Editor Note: Here we go again; Cornwall - how wierd, I seem to get dozens of customers from Cornwall. And where is it? Dunno! And what is Cheshire Cat? Sounds delicious. And hatter, what hell is hatter? Maybe I need more English lessons? Maybe you speak Cornish twang? ...and surely Mazda dealer was not 3 x my price??? I refuse to believe this, even franchised dealers can't be that stupid. Thanks for letter! - Ling



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