Greetings from Ling: Election social care truce urged
Posted on | March 12, 2010 | Comments Off
Gotta laugh at this news – in Chinglish! MPs urge political parties to set aside “pre-election point scoring” (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) and try to reach consensus over elderly social care in Province of Engrish running-dogs. I read you little red book!
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NEWS ACCIDENT: UN critical of Israel over Gaza
Posted on | March 12, 2010 | Comments Off
News from the local takeaway in Chinglish: The UN’s top humanitarian official criticises Israel for linking 2006 capture of one of its soldiers to Gaza blockade.
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News storly: Sarkozy to meet “Dear Leader” Brown and Cameron
Posted on | March 12, 2010 | Comments Off
Latest news in Chinglish: French President Nicolas Sarkozy will hold separate talks in London (capital of Great England) later with Gordon “Dear Leader” Brown and Tory leader David Cameron.
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News ingurgitate: Live – Bangladesh v Province of Engrish running-dogs
Posted on | March 12, 2010 | Comments Off
Why bother with English or Chinese when you can have your news in Chinglish: Bangladesh win toss and field first in Chittagong as Province of Engrish running-dogs hand Test debuts to Steve Finn and Michael Carberry.
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Sniffing the news: Thailand braces for mass protests
Posted on | March 12, 2010 | Comments Off
News from the local takeaway in Chinglish: Thailand mobilises thousands of troops ahead of mass rallies by planned supporters of ousted former PM Thaksin Shinawatra.
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Newsy TRICKLE: New York agrees 9/11 dust payout
Posted on | March 12, 2010 | Comments Off
Here’s some Chinglish news: New York City agrees to pay up to $657m (RMB Yuan #437m) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! to thousands of rescue and clean-up workers at 9/11 attacks site.
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Newsy newsy: Handcuffs asylum using criticised
Posted on | March 12, 2010 | Comments Off
Richard Hammond translates the news into Chinglish: The using of handcuffs by immigration, lah, escort and security staff to restrain asylum seekers is criticised in report.
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News NOSTRIL: Plaster treatment for skin cancer
Posted on | March 12, 2010 | Comments Off
Top Gear can’t do the news in Chinglish! A sticking-plaster approach to treating skin cancer has been unveiled at Ninewells Hospital in Dundee.
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News THIGH: Spy snapshot
Posted on | March 12, 2010 | Comments Off
Gotta laugh at this news – in Chinglish! Report gives insight into everyday work of security services
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News to me!: BNP teachers will not be banned
Posted on | March 12, 2010 | Comments Off
Chinglish news from the Chinese car leasing expert, Ling! Members of organisations which may promote racism, lah, including BNP, lah, will not be banned from being teachers, lah, says review.
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Being Twittered: Salmond to meet Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation over debates
Posted on | March 12, 2010 | Comments Off
Latest news in Chinglish: SNP leader to meet with Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation to discuss row over party’s exclusion from televised general election debates.
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Being Twittered: Juventus 3-1 Fulham
Posted on | March 11, 2010 | Comments Off
Chinglify your news updates: Three first-half goals see Juventus take command of their Europa League last-16 tie with Fulham but Dickson Etuhu’s goal gives Cottagers’ hope.
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Headlines again: Will high-speed rail improve transport?
Posted on | March 11, 2010 | Comments Off
Here’s the latest news story in Chinglish from Ling: Ministers having revealed plans for new high-speed rail link. What you wan’?!! Will this improve transport links in UK?
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News JABBER: Man arrested over death in street
Posted on | March 11, 2010 | Comments Off
Chinglish news event: An 18-earth-years old happy birthday to you, man is arrested on suspicion of manslaughter after man died outside male gender human bleing’s home in Greater Manchester.
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A headline FROM HELL: Liverpool sunk by late Lille goal
Posted on | March 11, 2010 | Comments Off
Today’s news in Chinglish: Liverpool face uphill task to progress from last 16 of Europa League after Eden Hazard’s goal gave lively Lille side first-leg lead.
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News GUZZLE: Hoodwinked?
Posted on | March 11, 2010 | Comments Off
News translated to Chinglish! Were rumours of Sarkozy’s infidelity media hoax?
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News THRUST: Live – Europa League
Posted on | March 11, 2010 | Comments Off
News translated to Chinglish! Liverpool take on Lille before Fulham play Juventus in last 16 of Europa League. What the hell I mean??!!
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News ingurgitate: Internet billions
Posted on | March 11, 2010 | Comments Off
Here’s the latest news story in Chinglish from Ling: Find out who’s made most cash from biggest sites
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Volkswagen Passat Lease delivered to Alan Young in Hamilton
Posted on | March 11, 2010 | Comments Off
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New cars are like new toys to most of my customers. They get really excited. Just like Alan Young. I delivered this Volkswagen Passat to Hamilton then I got this very nice letter back…
Alan says…
Ling’s website is the best there is… it’s brilliant and after visiting it, there is no way we could have ordered our car from anywhere else!
For the record, she also gave us the BEST PRICE for our new VW Passat. We must have tried over 30 companies. Very, very happy!!! 
Alan Young
Words & Wishes
52 Gateside Street
Hamilton
ML3 7JQ
Editor Note: Hehehe, why try 30 other sites? Just read the letters on this page, that would have saved you so much time and trouble, Alan. Thanks for the sweet comments. Brand new VW Passat on way – Ling
Toxic gases on the Toyota IQ
Posted on | March 11, 2010 | Comments Off
All the people with orders in my system for the Toyota IQ 1.0 VVT-i (68bhp) Hatchback 3dr 996cc Petrol Manual will be quite pleased by this news. I am making a change, because the environment stuff seems to have moved slightly.
Your car belongs to the finance company on whose documents you agreed to the contract. Many different wear and tear agreements are issued, but it is safe to say that they all are similar to the industry standard issued by the BVRLA (British Vehicle Rental and Leasing Association). I have condensed the advice into an easy to read PDF file. If you have things to fix, I recommend 1st call to people like Dent Devils, mobile Glass Repair, etc. Cheap and often works. They usually come to you, in van. Easy. Treat this car like your own car and you will not go far wrong. If you sold a 2-year-old car privately, you would fix exact same problems. Common sense helps!
Compared to improvements in the emissions of toxic pollutants, there has been less progress on reducing CO2 from cars. For a given type of fuel the CO2 emissions of a car are directly proportional to the quantity of fuel consumed. Until recently the average fuel consumption of new cars was unchanged relative to that in the mid 1980‘s. This was because while engines have become more efficient over this period, average vehicle mass has increased due to additional features to meet crash safety requirements and the widespread addition of features such as power assisted steering and air conditioning. However, there are signs that in the last few years average fuel consumption has begun to drop in response to voluntary agreements by vehicle manufacturers to reduce CO2 emissions.
The different fuels have different merits from an environmental perspective. Compared to petrol, diesel vehicles have significantly lower CO2 emissions per kilometre traveled because of the higher efficiency of diesel engines and hence have a lower impact on climate change. Diesel vehicles also emit lower levels of CO and HC than equivalent petrol vehicles. However diesel engines emit greater levels of NOx and Particles than new petrol vehicles. As mentioned earlier, emissions of such pollutants are an air quality issue, particularly in urban areas.
Having got all the info for the Toyota IQ Petrol Manual, I can publish the new CO2 figure: 99g/km. This will change across the different models of this particular car, they are all a bit different. Click on the “fridge label” to get a enviroment label to print for this car. The combined cycle economy for this Toyota IQ is now 65mpg
The Toyota IQ falls into the 
A band overall.
My Toyota IQ 1.0 VVT-i (68bhp) Hatchback 3dr 996cc Petrol Manual gearbox is only £164.49 inc VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on direct debit. Business customers, make sure you deduct the VAT, when making decisions. As I can’t tell what type of customer you are (business or private), I can’t display the price any other way but to show VAT seperately (sorry!).
This price on my Toyota IQ includes full road tax for the length of the contract, on all of my cars and vans! Free delivery to your home or work and free collection from you at the end! £164.49 inc VAT per month is based on you driving 10,000 miles per annum, but higher mileages are usually available at a small extra cost. If you go over the allocated miles, you can pay a small excess mileage charge, usually between 3p and 15p per mile.
Remember I won the best non-franchise environmentalist 2008 in the Automotive Industry Awards. Don’t let these manufacturers fool you; LINGsCARS is the ONLY new car supplier to display and promote environmental info for ALL new cars, on the web! I have a Master’s Degree in Environmental Quality from Bournemouth Univeristy in 2000, plus a BSc in Applied Chemistry from Jinan University, Guanzhou in 1997.
Here’s a patronising tip from the government: “
Cold starts – drive off as soon as possible after starting.”
Read this, I have this comment up, displayed on LINGsCARS: “Very good website.
Paul Simpson, Widnes, WA8 3LS
simmo68uk_@yahoo.co.uk
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Big porky news: Pair guilty of homophobic murder
Posted on | March 11, 2010 | Comments Off
You want boiled rice or fried rice with your Chinglish news? Two men found guilty of murdering Dungannon supermarket manager almost two years ago. Ai-yaa!!!
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Vauxhall Astra Sport Hatch Lease delivered to German Lopez in Worthing
Posted on | March 11, 2010 | Comments Off
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I have 1497 customer letters! This one was sent by German Lopez after they had been driving around a few weeks in their new Vauxhall Astra Sport Hatch
German says…
Ling was really helpful in the whole process of leasing my new Astra, excellent communication. I love her website and her live chat room – it’s very handy when you have an urgent enquiry. I will recommend her to everybody. I am so pleased with every aspect of the leasing process an the best bit “the price”! Excellent delivery, on time, very polite. Great!
German Lopez
74 Cranleigh Road
Worthing
BN14 7QW
Editor Note: German, I have stayed at The Beach hotel in Worthing! What a nice place, lovely to look out on the sea. I expect to see your Astra parading up the promenade on my next visit. Thanks for being so lovely and thanks for the comments. I’m so glad you liked my chat room, I put a lot of effort into that. – Ling
The Skoda Octavia vRS is a Green car yet?
Posted on | March 11, 2010 | Comments Off
Fuel is a fortune these days, so when the Skoda Octavia vRS 2.0 TDI CR 16v (170bhp) Hatchback 5dr 1968cc Diesel Manual has slightly changed figures, I always blog about it, because my customers say they care.
At the end of the contract, the car is collected from you and you have no further obligations. You do not buy the car, nor do you have a "balloon" payment. Simply give it back! Of course, the car should be fair and reasonable condition commensurate with its age and mileage. If it’s not, you’ll be charged for any damage. But to me that’s common sense.
Back to CO2 – there is no easy technical way to deal with CO2. The best way to reduce it and the other emissions is to use the car only when it is necessary and to walk or use public transport where possible. When you are choosing a vehicle and you have selected the most appropriate class of vehicle for your needs, choose the most fuel efficient vehicle in that group. This is where a franchised new car dealer really struggles. Is a Ford dealer really going to advise a customer to buy a lower-polluting Renault Megane? Did you know the fuel consumption of similar size cars can vary as much as 45%?
Failure to show fuel consumption labels on new cars on display, or to make available to potential buyers the results of the fuel consumption tests as listed in this booklet, render dealers liable on conviction to a fine of up to £5,000. The same penalty exists for anyone who does not include all the appropriate test results in promotional literature. Trading Standards enforce point of sale information and should be contacted if you have concerns in this area. The Vehicle Certification Agency enforce the provision of information in advertising and promotional literature.
Working it out from the tables, the CO2 is just 150g/km for the Skoda Octavia vRS Diesel Manual. There are a few cars in this range, so different specs will give slightly different CO2 values. Click on the “fridge label” to get a enviroment label to print for this car. The combined cycle economy for this Skoda Octavia vRS is now 49mpg
The Skoda Octavia vRS falls into the 
F band overall.
My Skoda Octavia vRS 2.0 TDI CR 16v (170bhp) Hatchback 5dr 1968cc Diesel Manual gearbox is only £287.86 inc VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on direct debit. Business customers, make sure you deduct the VAT, when making decisions. As I can’t tell what type of customer you are (business or private), I can’t display the price any other way but to show VAT seperately (sorry!).
This price on my Skoda Octavia vRS includes full road tax for the length of the contract, on all of my cars and vans! Free delivery to your home or work and free collection from you at the end! £287.86 inc VAT per month is based on you driving 10,000 miles per annum, but higher mileages are usually available at a small extra cost. If you go over the allocated miles, you can pay a small excess mileage charge, usually between 3p and 15p per mile.
Winning the environmental award (2008 Best Environmentalist in the car industry) was very pleasing for me as it meant I was being recognised for my hard work. I’m the the ONLY new car supplier to display and promote environmental info for ALL new cars, on the web! Please note I have pioneered availability of environmental information on the internet. Using the internet to research and buy new cars is the most environmentally friendly method, by miles.
Here’s a patronising tip from the government: “
Do not compromise safety but be aware that the use of onboard electrical devices increases fuel consumption.”
Every day, I get more of these little comments emailed to me – “I just love the implicit honesty and the way the site is written which holds your complete attention to read the whole site.
Jackie Ragett, Rainham, RM13 9HP
charliechameleon_@yahoo.co.uk
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News GRUNT: Man jailed for organic egg scam
Posted on | March 11, 2010 | Comments Off
Today’s news in Chinglish: A businessman is jailed for masterminding scam which saw tens of millions of battery hen eggs sold as free-range or organic.
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More news: bloody annoying Blitish giving Great Satan control of Musa Qala
Posted on | March 11, 2010 | Comments Off
Latest story in Chinglish, folks: bloody annoying Blitish forces to hand security powers in Afghan district of Musa Qala to Great Satan troops, lah, defence secretary says.
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Newsy newsy: Iraq PM takes early lead in poll
Posted on | March 11, 2010 | Comments Off
Gotta laugh at this news – in Chinglish! First results from Iraq’s election show PM Nouri Maliki’s grouping leading in two southern provinces, lah, electoral body says.
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Honda Civic Leasing Cheap £352.27 inc VAT
Posted on | March 11, 2010 | Comments Off
Look at this cheap new car leasing deal I have uploaded to my contract hire website about 2 minutes ago! I have just uploaded a new Honda Civic .
I added Honda Civic 2.2 i CTDI 16v (138bhp) Si-T Hatchback 5dr 2204cc , with gearbox and paint.
It is on a + monthly profile. Only £352.27 inc VAT per month with months initial payment, followed by payments on direct debit.
Business customers, make sure you deduct the VAT, when making decisions. As I can’t tell what type of customer you are (business or private), I can’t display the price any other way but to show VAT seperately (sorry!).
I am a bloody Chinese bird, from Chengdu which is just about in the geographical centre of China. Unusually, I am a second child (not many of those in China, eh?). I have (for what they are worth) BSc in Organic Chemistry and MSc in Environmental Quality.
Do you know, I just couldn’t be bothered to do a PhD, or else I might have been Dr Ling! I was born in 1973.
This price includes full road tax for the length of the contract, on all of my cars and vans! Free delivery to your home or work and free collection from you at the end! £352.27 inc VAT per month is based on you driving 10,000 miles per annum,
but higher mileages are usually available at a small extra cost. If you go over the allocated miles, you can pay a small excess mileage charge, usually between 3p and 15p per mile.
I have clearly defined targets.
For example; to avoid bullshit, to offer the cheapest brand new cars, to reduce overheads to a minimum, to tell the truth, to have happy customers.
Anyone you choose can drive this Honda Civic, simply insure it and put fuel in it. This car is brand-new, but you are responsible for (usually only minor) servicing as required by the manufacturer. Full manufacturer warranty, so no repair bills! No MOT!
Note some cars are not available to all users, due to finance companies playing silly buggers. I really try and avoid charging finance “document fees”, but sometimes it is just unavoidable. I try to treat you like adult not idiot, by giving you full information.
Other contract hire car sales businesses often hide behind business names; you don’t really know who you are dealing with. Very few give you the sort of information I disclose. They are mostly paper-based and inefficient and labour intensive (sorry, chaps). Often very boring, too.
Please check my website for full details. These deals come and go, quickly! You too slow! Speed up! There will be many other good deals, though. – Ling!
Honda Civic Leasing Cheap £389.47 inc VAT
Posted on | March 11, 2010 | Comments Off
Look at this cheap new car leasing deal I have uploaded to my contract hire website about 2 minutes ago! I have just uploaded a new Honda Civic .
I added Honda Civic 2.2 i CTDI 16v (138bhp) Si-T Hatchback 5dr 2204cc , with gearbox and paint.
It is on a + monthly profile. Only £389.47 inc VAT per month with months initial payment, followed by payments on direct debit.
Business customers, make sure you deduct the VAT, when making decisions. As I can’t tell what type of customer you are (business or private), I can’t display the price any other way but to show VAT seperately (sorry!).
I am a bloody Chinese bird, from Chengdu which is just about in the geographical centre of China. Unusually, I am a second child (not many of those in China, eh?). I have (for what they are worth) BSc in Organic Chemistry and MSc in Environmental Quality.
Do you know, I just couldn’t be bothered to do a PhD, or else I might have been Dr Ling! I was born in 1973.
This price includes full road tax for the length of the contract, on all of my cars and vans! Free delivery to your home or work and free collection from you at the end! £389.47 inc VAT per month is based on you driving 10,000 miles per annum,
but higher mileages are usually available at a small extra cost. If you go over the allocated miles, you can pay a small excess mileage charge, usually between 3p and 15p per mile.
I have clearly defined targets.
For example; to avoid bullshit, to offer the cheapest brand new cars, to reduce overheads to a minimum, to tell the truth, to have happy customers.
Anyone you choose can drive this Honda Civic, simply insure it and put fuel in it. This car is brand-new, but you are responsible for (usually only minor) servicing as required by the manufacturer. Full manufacturer warranty, so no repair bills! No MOT!
Note some cars are not available to all users, due to finance companies playing silly buggers. I really try and avoid charging finance “document fees”, but sometimes it is just unavoidable. I try to treat you like adult not idiot, by giving you full information.
Other contract hire car sales businesses often hide behind business names; you don’t really know who you are dealing with. Very few give you the sort of information I disclose. They are mostly paper-based and inefficient and labour intensive (sorry, chaps). Often very boring, too.
Please check my website for full details. These deals come and go, quickly! You too slow! Speed up! There will be many other good deals, though. – Ling!
Honda Civic Leasing Cheap £297.59 inc VAT
Posted on | March 11, 2010 | Comments Off
I have been offered the following lease car deal, so here it is! I have just uploaded a new Honda Civic deal to my contract hire website!
I added Honda Civic 1.4 I VTEC 16v (98bhp) Si-T Hatchback 5dr 1339cc , with gearbox and paint.
It is on a + monthly profile. Only £297.59 inc VAT per month with months initial payment, followed by payments on direct debit.
Business customers, make sure you deduct the VAT, when making decisions. As I can’t tell what type of customer you are (business or private), I can’t display the price any other way but to show VAT seperately (sorry!).
I get my car deals from many sources, main dealers, finance companies, or I work them out myself using different finance companies. Main dealers I use include; Audi, Alfa Romeo, BMW, Cadillac, Chevrolet, Chrysler, Citroen, Dodge, Fiat, Ford, Honda, Hummer, Hyundai, Jaguar,
Jeep, Kia, Land Rover, Lexus, Lotus, Mazda (boo), Mercedes-Benz, MG (new improved Chinese version!), Mini, Mitsubishi, Nissan, Peugeot, Proton, Renault, Saab, Seat, Skoda, Smart, Ssangyoung (North Korean??) Subaru, Suzuki, Toyota, Vauxhall, Volkswagen (or VW), and Volvo. Amazing, huh???
This price I quote includes full road tax for the length of the contract, on all of my cars and vans! Free delivery to your home or work and free collection from you at the end! £297.59 inc VAT per month is based on you driving 10,000 miles per annum,
but higher mileages are usually available at a small extra cost. If you go over the allocated miles, you can pay a small excess mileage charge, usually between 3p and 15p per mile.
Anyone you choose can drive this Honda Civic, simply insure it and put fuel in it. This car is brand-new, but you are responsible for (usually only minor) servicing as required by the manufacturer. When you have your new car, enjoy it! Complete any services that may become due.
Fix any problems for free under manufacturer’s warranty. Replacement road tax usually arrives free each year, in the post. At the end of the rental period, get ready to return your car. Full manufacturer warranty, so no repair bills! No MOT!
Note some cars are not available to all users, due to finance companies playing silly buggers. I really try and avoid charging finance “document fees”, but sometimes it is just unavoidable. I try to treat you like adult not idiot, by giving you full information.
Please check my website for full details. These deals come and go, quickly! You too slow! Speed up! There will be many other good leasing deals, though. – Ling!
Honda Civic Leasing Cheap £320.29 inc VAT
Posted on | March 11, 2010 | Comments Off
Woo-hoo! I have just uploaded a new lease Honda Civic deal to my car leasing and contract hire website! This is damn cheap, filling your boots!
I added Honda Civic 1.4 I VTEC 16v (98bhp) Si-T Hatchback 5dr 1339cc , with gearbox and paint.
It is on a + monthly profile. Only £320.29 inc VAT per month with months initial payment, followed by payments on direct debit.
Business customers, make sure you deduct the VAT, when making decisions. As I can’t tell what type of customer you are (business or private), I can’t display the price any other way but to show VAT seperately (sorry!).
Some car manufacturers allow me to sell their cars direct. However this is very politically incorrect to some backward-looking dealers who have invested £millions into their showrooms, and who complain about me selling cars.
So these manufacturers have to supply me through “back doors”. Other car manufacturers dislike me intently and I have to sneak their cars from friendly dealers. What a strange mixed-up world this is.
This price includes full road tax for the length of the contract, on all of my cars and vans! Free delivery to your home or work and free collection from you at the end! £320.29 inc VAT per month is based on you driving 10,000 miles per annum,
but higher mileages are usually available at a small extra cost. If you go over the allocated miles, you can pay a small excess mileage charge, usually between 3p and 15p per mile.
Some enlightened car dealers recognise where their strengths lie. They are good at delivering cars. So they allow me to sell cars that they can order then deliver. This strips away layers of costs, and creates efficiency.
Car dealers have MASSIVE overheads, they comprise employed staff with as much drive as a Reliant Robin and are up to their necks in corporate bullshit. Car manufacturers in general overproduce cars, generate the corporate bullshit that suffocates dealers and have double standards.
They want to shift cars and keep factories busy, at the same time protecting inefficient dealer networks.
Anyone you choose can drive this Honda Civic, simply insure it and put fuel in it. This car is brand-new, but you are responsible for (usually only minor) servicing as required by the manufacturer. Full manufacturer warranty, so no repair bills! No MOT!
Note some cars are not available to all users, due to finance companies playing silly buggers. I really try and avoid charging finance “document fees”, but sometimes it is just unavoidable. I try to treat you like adult not idiot, by giving you full information.
I am a bloody Chinese bird, from Chengdu which is just about in the geographical centre of China. Unusually, I am a second child (not many of those in China, eh?). I have (for what they are worth) BSc in Organic Chemistry and MSc in Environmental Quality.
Do you know, I just couldn’t be bothered to do a PhD, or else I might have been Dr Ling! I was born in 1973.. My mum is a famous dentist in China, my dad was an environmental engineer. My sister Shan is a poverty relief worker in Chengdu, and used to be a Red Guard back in the 1970’s!
Please check my website for full details. These deals come and go, quickly! You too slow! Speed up! There will be many other good deals, though. – Ling!
Volkswagen Golf Leasing Cheap £329.32 inc VAT
Posted on | March 11, 2010 | Comments Off
Hey, dudes!!! Pay attention! I have just uploaded a new car lease Volkswagen Golf deal to my contract hire and leasing website!
I added Volkswagen Golf 1.6 Tdi (103bhp) BlueMotion Hatchback 5dr 1598cc , with gearbox and paint.
It is on a + monthly profile. Only £329.32 inc VAT per month with months initial payment, followed by payments on direct debit.
Business customers, make sure you deduct the VAT, when making decisions. As I can’t tell what type of customer you are (business or private), I can’t display the price any other way but to show VAT seperately (sorry!).
This price includes full road tax for the length of the contract, on all of my cars and vans (exception being on Mercedes-Benz)! Free delivery to your home or work and free collection from you at the end! £329.32 inc VAT per month is based on you driving 10,000 miles per annum,
but higher mileages are usually available at a small extra cost. If you go over the allocated miles, you can pay a small excess mileage charge, usually between 3p and 15p per mile.
Anyone you choose can drive this Volkswagen Golf, simply insure it and put fuel in it. This car is brand-new, but you are responsible for (usually only minor) servicing as required by the manufacturer. Full manufacturer warranty, so no repair bills! No MOT!
Note some cars are not available to all users, due to finance companies playing silly buggers. I really try and avoid charging finance “document fees”, but sometimes it is just unavoidable. I try to treat you like adult not idiot, by giving you full information.
I seem to spend my life telling people they are too late for good deal: How to explain this without it seeming like the usual sales talk? … I don’t know, but I will try to make this clear… You know, you are not buying this car. Only renting it for (probably 1 or 2 or 3 years).
So you are not stuck with it forever. So, you have no real risk. You are going to pay someone some money to run a car however you look at it. Then here is my tip; if you see damn good bargain, don’t think too long, just jump. Often the fantastic bargain deals are only available for 1 or 2 days at a time.
Then POOF! Gone! Just like Easyjet/Ryanair cheap flights. Physical stock is always limited, as cars cannot be made to appear by magic, there are only so many sat in corner of field. So be brave, grab a bargain and avoid me having to make phone calls to disappointed people who have left decision too late.
Remember that you have to pass finance before I can reserve you a car, so allow time for that!
Please check my website for full details. These deals come and go, quickly! You too slow! Speed up! There will be many other good deals, though. – Ling!
Volkswagen Golf Leasing Cheap £364.97 inc VAT
Posted on | March 11, 2010 | Comments Off
Look at this cheap new car leasing deal I have uploaded to my contract hire website about 2 minutes ago! I have just uploaded a new Volkswagen Golf .
I added Volkswagen Golf 1.6 Tdi (103bhp) BlueMotion Hatchback 5dr 1598cc , with gearbox and paint.
It is on a + monthly profile. Only £364.97 inc VAT per month with months initial payment, followed by payments on direct debit.
Business customers, make sure you deduct the VAT, when making decisions. As I can’t tell what type of customer you are (business or private), I can’t display the price any other way but to show VAT seperately (sorry!).
I am a bloody Chinese bird, from Chengdu which is just about in the geographical centre of China. Unusually, I am a second child (not many of those in China, eh?). I have (for what they are worth) BSc in Organic Chemistry and MSc in Environmental Quality.
Do you know, I just couldn’t be bothered to do a PhD, or else I might have been Dr Ling! I was born in 1973.
This price includes full road tax for the length of the contract, on all of my cars and vans! Free delivery to your home or work and free collection from you at the end! £364.97 inc VAT per month is based on you driving 10,000 miles per annum,
but higher mileages are usually available at a small extra cost. If you go over the allocated miles, you can pay a small excess mileage charge, usually between 3p and 15p per mile.
I have clearly defined targets.
For example; to avoid bullshit, to offer the cheapest brand new cars, to reduce overheads to a minimum, to tell the truth, to have happy customers.
Anyone you choose can drive this Volkswagen Golf, simply insure it and put fuel in it. This car is brand-new, but you are responsible for (usually only minor) servicing as required by the manufacturer. Full manufacturer warranty, so no repair bills! No MOT!
Note some cars are not available to all users, due to finance companies playing silly buggers. I really try and avoid charging finance “document fees”, but sometimes it is just unavoidable. I try to treat you like adult not idiot, by giving you full information.
Other contract hire car sales businesses often hide behind business names; you don’t really know who you are dealing with. Very few give you the sort of information I disclose. They are mostly paper-based and inefficient and labour intensive (sorry, chaps). Often very boring, too.
Please check my website for full details. These deals come and go, quickly! You too slow! Speed up! There will be many other good deals, though. – Ling!
Peugeot 5008 Leasing Cheap £406.35 inc VAT
Posted on | March 11, 2010 | Comments Off
I have been offered the following lease car deal, so here it is! I have just uploaded a new Peugeot 5008 deal to my contract hire website!
I added Peugeot 5008 2.0 HDi 16v (150bhp) Exclusive Estate 5dr 1997cc , with gearbox and paint.
It is on a + monthly profile. Only £406.35 inc VAT per month with months initial payment, followed by payments on direct debit.
Business customers, make sure you deduct the VAT, when making decisions. As I can’t tell what type of customer you are (business or private), I can’t display the price any other way but to show VAT seperately (sorry!).
I get my car deals from many sources, main dealers, finance companies, or I work them out myself using different finance companies. Main dealers I use include; Audi, Alfa Romeo, BMW, Cadillac, Chevrolet, Chrysler, Citroen, Dodge, Fiat, Ford, Honda, Hummer, Hyundai, Jaguar,
Jeep, Kia, Land Rover, Lexus, Lotus, Mazda (boo), Mercedes-Benz, MG (new improved Chinese version!), Mini, Mitsubishi, Nissan, Peugeot, Proton, Renault, Saab, Seat, Skoda, Smart, Ssangyoung (North Korean??) Subaru, Suzuki, Toyota, Vauxhall, Volkswagen (or VW), and Volvo. Amazing, huh???
This price I quote includes full road tax for the length of the contract, on all of my cars and vans! Free delivery to your home or work and free collection from you at the end! £406.35 inc VAT per month is based on you driving 10,000 miles per annum,
but higher mileages are usually available at a small extra cost. If you go over the allocated miles, you can pay a small excess mileage charge, usually between 3p and 15p per mile.
Anyone you choose can drive this Peugeot 5008, simply insure it and put fuel in it. This car is brand-new, but you are responsible for (usually only minor) servicing as required by the manufacturer. When you have your new car, enjoy it! Complete any services that may become due.
Fix any problems for free under manufacturer’s warranty. Replacement road tax usually arrives free each year, in the post. At the end of the rental period, get ready to return your car. Full manufacturer warranty, so no repair bills! No MOT!
Note some cars are not available to all users, due to finance companies playing silly buggers. I really try and avoid charging finance “document fees”, but sometimes it is just unavoidable. I try to treat you like adult not idiot, by giving you full information.
Please check my website for full details. These deals come and go, quickly! You too slow! Speed up! There will be many other good leasing deals, though. – Ling!
Peugeot 5008 Leasing Cheap £447.39 inc VAT
Posted on | March 11, 2010 | Comments Off
I have just uploaded a new Peugeot 5008 cheap lease deal to my contract hire website!
I added Peugeot 5008 2.0 HDi 16v (150bhp) Exclusive Estate 5dr 1997cc , with gearbox and paint.
It is on a + monthly profile. Only £447.39 inc VAT per month with months initial payment, followed by payments on direct debit.
Business customers, make sure you deduct the VAT, when making decisions. As I can’t tell what type of customer you are (business or private), I can’t display the price any other way but to show VAT seperately (sorry!).
I want to become THE emotional choice for thinking people want a new car, in the UK. To provide the BEST service, better than any other car supplier. To have the LOWEST overheads in the car industry in the UK, and to pass on the SAVINGS to my customers. And to KILL my competition by being BETTER than them.
This price includes full road tax for the length of the contract, on all of my cars and vans!
The bottom line is that customers must save money by using me, or else I could not exist. However, it helps to think in different terms to those pushed down your throat by most car dealers.
Free delivery to your home or work and free collection from you at the end! £447.39 inc VAT per month is based on you driving 10,000 miles per annum, but higher mileages are usually available at a small extra cost.
If you go over the allocated miles, you can pay a small excess mileage charge, usually between 3p and 15p per mile.
Anyone you choose can drive this Peugeot 5008, simply insure it and put fuel in it. This car is brand-new, but you are responsible for (usually only minor) servicing as required by the manufacturer. Full manufacturer warranty, so no repair bills! No MOT!
Note some cars are not available to all users, due to finance companies playing silly buggers. I really try and avoid charging finance “document fees”, but sometimes it is just unavoidable. I try to treat you like adult not idiot, by giving you full information.
Retail prices mean nothing. Residuals mean nothing. Move away from “what is it worth” thinking. All that matters is what car “X” is going to cost you, over a fixed period of time. That is the service I provide. Your costs are set in concrete.
No haggling with dealers, no trying to sell an old car privately, just pay the monthly fee and drive the damn car. Easy!
Please check my website for full details. These deals come and go, quickly! You too slow! Speed up! There will be many other good deals, though. – Ling!
Renault Megane Sports Tourer Leasing Cheap £301.98 inc VAT
Posted on | March 11, 2010 | Comments Off
I have just uploaded a new Renault Megane Sports Tourer cheap lease deal to my contract hire website!
I added Renault Megane Sports Tourer 1.5 DCi 8v (83bhp) I-Music Estate 5dr 1461cc , with gearbox and paint.
It is on a + monthly profile. Only £301.98 inc VAT per month with months initial payment, followed by payments on direct debit.
Business customers, make sure you deduct the VAT, when making decisions. As I can’t tell what type of customer you are (business or private), I can’t display the price any other way but to show VAT seperately (sorry!).
I want to become THE emotional choice for thinking people want a new car, in the UK. To provide the BEST service, better than any other car supplier. To have the LOWEST overheads in the car industry in the UK, and to pass on the SAVINGS to my customers. And to KILL my competition by being BETTER than them.
This price includes full road tax for the length of the contract, on all of my cars and vans!
The bottom line is that customers must save money by using me, or else I could not exist. However, it helps to think in different terms to those pushed down your throat by most car dealers.
Free delivery to your home or work and free collection from you at the end! £301.98 inc VAT per month is based on you driving 10,000 miles per annum, but higher mileages are usually available at a small extra cost.
If you go over the allocated miles, you can pay a small excess mileage charge, usually between 3p and 15p per mile.
Anyone you choose can drive this Renault Megane Sports Tourer, simply insure it and put fuel in it. This car is brand-new, but you are responsible for (usually only minor) servicing as required by the manufacturer. Full manufacturer warranty, so no repair bills! No MOT!
Note some cars are not available to all users, due to finance companies playing silly buggers. I really try and avoid charging finance “document fees”, but sometimes it is just unavoidable. I try to treat you like adult not idiot, by giving you full information.
Retail prices mean nothing. Residuals mean nothing. Move away from “what is it worth” thinking. All that matters is what car “X” is going to cost you, over a fixed period of time. That is the service I provide. Your costs are set in concrete.
No haggling with dealers, no trying to sell an old car privately, just pay the monthly fee and drive the damn car. Easy!
Please check my website for full details. These deals come and go, quickly! You too slow! Speed up! There will be many other good deals, though. – Ling!
Renault Megane Sports Tourer Leasing Cheap £348.40 inc VAT
Posted on | March 11, 2010 | Comments Off
I have been offered the following lease car deal, so here it is! I have just uploaded a new Renault Megane Sports Tourer deal to my contract hire website!
I added Renault Megane Sports Tourer 1.5 DCi 8v (83bhp) I-Music Estate 5dr 1461cc , with gearbox and paint.
It is on a + monthly profile. Only £348.40 inc VAT per month with months initial payment, followed by payments on direct debit.
Business customers, make sure you deduct the VAT, when making decisions. As I can’t tell what type of customer you are (business or private), I can’t display the price any other way but to show VAT seperately (sorry!).
I get my car deals from many sources, main dealers, finance companies, or I work them out myself using different finance companies. Main dealers I use include; Audi, Alfa Romeo, BMW, Cadillac, Chevrolet, Chrysler, Citroen, Dodge, Fiat, Ford, Honda, Hummer, Hyundai, Jaguar,
Jeep, Kia, Land Rover, Lexus, Lotus, Mazda (boo), Mercedes-Benz, MG (new improved Chinese version!), Mini, Mitsubishi, Nissan, Peugeot, Proton, Renault, Saab, Seat, Skoda, Smart, Ssangyoung (North Korean??) Subaru, Suzuki, Toyota, Vauxhall, Volkswagen (or VW), and Volvo. Amazing, huh???
This price I quote includes full road tax for the length of the contract, on all of my cars and vans! Free delivery to your home or work and free collection from you at the end! £348.40 inc VAT per month is based on you driving 10,000 miles per annum,
but higher mileages are usually available at a small extra cost. If you go over the allocated miles, you can pay a small excess mileage charge, usually between 3p and 15p per mile.
Anyone you choose can drive this Renault Megane Sports Tourer, simply insure it and put fuel in it. This car is brand-new, but you are responsible for (usually only minor) servicing as required by the manufacturer. When you have your new car, enjoy it! Complete any services that may become due.
Fix any problems for free under manufacturer’s warranty. Replacement road tax usually arrives free each year, in the post. At the end of the rental period, get ready to return your car. Full manufacturer warranty, so no repair bills! No MOT!
Note some cars are not available to all users, due to finance companies playing silly buggers. I really try and avoid charging finance “document fees”, but sometimes it is just unavoidable. I try to treat you like adult not idiot, by giving you full information.
Please check my website for full details. These deals come and go, quickly! You too slow! Speed up! There will be many other good leasing deals, though. – Ling!
Renault Megane Leasing Cheap £267.16 inc VAT
Posted on | March 11, 2010 | Comments Off
I have just uploaded a new Renault Megane cheap lease deal to my contract hire website!
I added Renault Megane 1.6 16v 16v (98bhp) I-Music Hatchback 5dr 1598cc , with gearbox and paint.
It is on a + monthly profile. Only £267.16 inc VAT per month with months initial payment, followed by payments on direct debit.
Business customers, make sure you deduct the VAT, when making decisions. As I can’t tell what type of customer you are (business or private), I can’t display the price any other way but to show VAT seperately (sorry!).
I want to become THE emotional choice for thinking people want a new car, in the UK. To provide the BEST service, better than any other car supplier. To have the LOWEST overheads in the car industry in the UK, and to pass on the SAVINGS to my customers. And to KILL my competition by being BETTER than them.
This price includes full road tax for the length of the contract, on all of my cars and vans!
The bottom line is that customers must save money by using me, or else I could not exist. However, it helps to think in different terms to those pushed down your throat by most car dealers.
Free delivery to your home or work and free collection from you at the end! £267.16 inc VAT per month is based on you driving 10,000 miles per annum, but higher mileages are usually available at a small extra cost.
If you go over the allocated miles, you can pay a small excess mileage charge, usually between 3p and 15p per mile.
Anyone you choose can drive this Renault Megane, simply insure it and put fuel in it. This car is brand-new, but you are responsible for (usually only minor) servicing as required by the manufacturer. Full manufacturer warranty, so no repair bills! No MOT!
Note some cars are not available to all users, due to finance companies playing silly buggers. I really try and avoid charging finance “document fees”, but sometimes it is just unavoidable. I try to treat you like adult not idiot, by giving you full information.
Retail prices mean nothing. Residuals mean nothing. Move away from “what is it worth” thinking. All that matters is what car “X” is going to cost you, over a fixed period of time. That is the service I provide. Your costs are set in concrete.
No haggling with dealers, no trying to sell an old car privately, just pay the monthly fee and drive the damn car. Easy!
Please check my website for full details. These deals come and go, quickly! You too slow! Speed up! There will be many other good deals, though. – Ling!
Renault Megane Leasing Cheap £302.13 inc VAT
Posted on | March 11, 2010 | Comments Off
Woo-hoo! I have just uploaded a new lease Renault Megane deal to my car leasing and contract hire website! This is damn cheap, filling your boots!
I added Renault Megane 1.6 16v 16v (98bhp) I-Music Hatchback 5dr 1598cc , with gearbox and paint.
It is on a + monthly profile. Only £302.13 inc VAT per month with months initial payment, followed by payments on direct debit.
Business customers, make sure you deduct the VAT, when making decisions. As I can’t tell what type of customer you are (business or private), I can’t display the price any other way but to show VAT seperately (sorry!).
Some car manufacturers allow me to sell their cars direct. However this is very politically incorrect to some backward-looking dealers who have invested £millions into their showrooms, and who complain about me selling cars.
So these manufacturers have to supply me through “back doors”. Other car manufacturers dislike me intently and I have to sneak their cars from friendly dealers. What a strange mixed-up world this is.
This price includes full road tax for the length of the contract, on all of my cars and vans! Free delivery to your home or work and free collection from you at the end! £302.13 inc VAT per month is based on you driving 10,000 miles per annum,
but higher mileages are usually available at a small extra cost. If you go over the allocated miles, you can pay a small excess mileage charge, usually between 3p and 15p per mile.
Some enlightened car dealers recognise where their strengths lie. They are good at delivering cars. So they allow me to sell cars that they can order then deliver. This strips away layers of costs, and creates efficiency.
Car dealers have MASSIVE overheads, they comprise employed staff with as much drive as a Reliant Robin and are up to their necks in corporate bullshit. Car manufacturers in general overproduce cars, generate the corporate bullshit that suffocates dealers and have double standards.
They want to shift cars and keep factories busy, at the same time protecting inefficient dealer networks.
Anyone you choose can drive this Renault Megane, simply insure it and put fuel in it. This car is brand-new, but you are responsible for (usually only minor) servicing as required by the manufacturer. Full manufacturer warranty, so no repair bills! No MOT!
Note some cars are not available to all users, due to finance companies playing silly buggers. I really try and avoid charging finance “document fees”, but sometimes it is just unavoidable. I try to treat you like adult not idiot, by giving you full information.
I am a bloody Chinese bird, from Chengdu which is just about in the geographical centre of China. Unusually, I am a second child (not many of those in China, eh?). I have (for what they are worth) BSc in Organic Chemistry and MSc in Environmental Quality.
Do you know, I just couldn’t be bothered to do a PhD, or else I might have been Dr Ling! I was born in 1973.. My mum is a famous dentist in China, my dad was an environmental engineer. My sister Shan is a poverty relief worker in Chengdu, and used to be a Red Guard back in the 1970’s!
Please check my website for full details. These deals come and go, quickly! You too slow! Speed up! There will be many other good deals, though. – Ling!
Ford Fiesta Leasing Cheap £282.62 inc VAT
Posted on | March 11, 2010 | Comments Off
Look at this cheap new car leasing deal I have uploaded to my contract hire website about 2 minutes ago! I have just uploaded a new Ford Fiesta .
I added Ford Fiesta 1.4 TDCi 8v (67bhp) Edge Hatchback 5dr 1399cc , with gearbox and paint.
It is on a + monthly profile. Only £282.62 inc VAT per month with months initial payment, followed by payments on direct debit.
Business customers, make sure you deduct the VAT, when making decisions. As I can’t tell what type of customer you are (business or private), I can’t display the price any other way but to show VAT seperately (sorry!).
I am a bloody Chinese bird, from Chengdu which is just about in the geographical centre of China. Unusually, I am a second child (not many of those in China, eh?). I have (for what they are worth) BSc in Organic Chemistry and MSc in Environmental Quality.
Do you know, I just couldn’t be bothered to do a PhD, or else I might have been Dr Ling! I was born in 1973.
This price includes full road tax for the length of the contract, on all of my cars and vans! Free delivery to your home or work and free collection from you at the end! £282.62 inc VAT per month is based on you driving 10,000 miles per annum,
but higher mileages are usually available at a small extra cost. If you go over the allocated miles, you can pay a small excess mileage charge, usually between 3p and 15p per mile.
I have clearly defined targets.
For example; to avoid bullshit, to offer the cheapest brand new cars, to reduce overheads to a minimum, to tell the truth, to have happy customers.
Anyone you choose can drive this Ford Fiesta, simply insure it and put fuel in it. This car is brand-new, but you are responsible for (usually only minor) servicing as required by the manufacturer. Full manufacturer warranty, so no repair bills! No MOT!
Note some cars are not available to all users, due to finance companies playing silly buggers. I really try and avoid charging finance “document fees”, but sometimes it is just unavoidable. I try to treat you like adult not idiot, by giving you full information.
Other contract hire car sales businesses often hide behind business names; you don’t really know who you are dealing with. Very few give you the sort of information I disclose. They are mostly paper-based and inefficient and labour intensive (sorry, chaps). Often very boring, too.
Please check my website for full details. These deals come and go, quickly! You too slow! Speed up! There will be many other good deals, though. – Ling!
Ford Fiesta Leasing Cheap £306.98 inc VAT
Posted on | March 11, 2010 | Comments Off
I have been offered the following lease car deal, so here it is! I have just uploaded a new Ford Fiesta deal to my contract hire website!
I added Ford Fiesta 1.4 TDCi 8v (67bhp) Edge Hatchback 5dr 1399cc , with gearbox and paint.
It is on a + monthly profile. Only £306.98 inc VAT per month with months initial payment, followed by payments on direct debit.
Business customers, make sure you deduct the VAT, when making decisions. As I can’t tell what type of customer you are (business or private), I can’t display the price any other way but to show VAT seperately (sorry!).
I get my car deals from many sources, main dealers, finance companies, or I work them out myself using different finance companies. Main dealers I use include; Audi, Alfa Romeo, BMW, Cadillac, Chevrolet, Chrysler, Citroen, Dodge, Fiat, Ford, Honda, Hummer, Hyundai, Jaguar,
Jeep, Kia, Land Rover, Lexus, Lotus, Mazda (boo), Mercedes-Benz, MG (new improved Chinese version!), Mini, Mitsubishi, Nissan, Peugeot, Proton, Renault, Saab, Seat, Skoda, Smart, Ssangyoung (North Korean??) Subaru, Suzuki, Toyota, Vauxhall, Volkswagen (or VW), and Volvo. Amazing, huh???
This price I quote includes full road tax for the length of the contract, on all of my cars and vans! Free delivery to your home or work and free collection from you at the end! £306.98 inc VAT per month is based on you driving 10,000 miles per annum,
but higher mileages are usually available at a small extra cost. If you go over the allocated miles, you can pay a small excess mileage charge, usually between 3p and 15p per mile.
Anyone you choose can drive this Ford Fiesta, simply insure it and put fuel in it. This car is brand-new, but you are responsible for (usually only minor) servicing as required by the manufacturer. When you have your new car, enjoy it! Complete any services that may become due.
Fix any problems for free under manufacturer’s warranty. Replacement road tax usually arrives free each year, in the post. At the end of the rental period, get ready to return your car. Full manufacturer warranty, so no repair bills! No MOT!
Note some cars are not available to all users, due to finance companies playing silly buggers. I really try and avoid charging finance “document fees”, but sometimes it is just unavoidable. I try to treat you like adult not idiot, by giving you full information.
Please check my website for full details. These deals come and go, quickly! You too slow! Speed up! There will be many other good leasing deals, though. – Ling!
Ford Fiesta Leasing Cheap £279.81 inc VAT
Posted on | March 11, 2010 | Comments Off
Look at this cheap new car leasing deal I have uploaded to my contract hire website about 2 minutes ago! I have just uploaded a new Ford Fiesta .
I added Ford Fiesta 1.4 TDCi 8v (67bhp) Edge Hatchback 3dr 1399cc , with gearbox and paint.
It is on a + monthly profile. Only £279.81 inc VAT per month with months initial payment, followed by payments on direct debit.
Business customers, make sure you deduct the VAT, when making decisions. As I can’t tell what type of customer you are (business or private), I can’t display the price any other way but to show VAT seperately (sorry!).
I am a bloody Chinese bird, from Chengdu which is just about in the geographical centre of China. Unusually, I am a second child (not many of those in China, eh?). I have (for what they are worth) BSc in Organic Chemistry and MSc in Environmental Quality.
Do you know, I just couldn’t be bothered to do a PhD, or else I might have been Dr Ling! I was born in 1973.
This price includes full road tax for the length of the contract, on all of my cars and vans! Free delivery to your home or work and free collection from you at the end! £279.81 inc VAT per month is based on you driving 10,000 miles per annum,
but higher mileages are usually available at a small extra cost. If you go over the allocated miles, you can pay a small excess mileage charge, usually between 3p and 15p per mile.
I have clearly defined targets.
For example; to avoid bullshit, to offer the cheapest brand new cars, to reduce overheads to a minimum, to tell the truth, to have happy customers.
Anyone you choose can drive this Ford Fiesta, simply insure it and put fuel in it. This car is brand-new, but you are responsible for (usually only minor) servicing as required by the manufacturer. Full manufacturer warranty, so no repair bills! No MOT!
Note some cars are not available to all users, due to finance companies playing silly buggers. I really try and avoid charging finance “document fees”, but sometimes it is just unavoidable. I try to treat you like adult not idiot, by giving you full information.
Other contract hire car sales businesses often hide behind business names; you don’t really know who you are dealing with. Very few give you the sort of information I disclose. They are mostly paper-based and inefficient and labour intensive (sorry, chaps). Often very boring, too.
Please check my website for full details. These deals come and go, quickly! You too slow! Speed up! There will be many other good deals, though. – Ling!
Ford Fiesta Leasing Cheap £305.37 inc VAT
Posted on | March 11, 2010 | Comments Off
I have just uploaded a new Ford Fiesta cheap lease deal to my contract hire website!
I added Ford Fiesta 1.4 TDCi 8v (67bhp) Edge Hatchback 3dr 1399cc , with gearbox and paint.
It is on a + monthly profile. Only £305.37 inc VAT per month with months initial payment, followed by payments on direct debit.
Business customers, make sure you deduct the VAT, when making decisions. As I can’t tell what type of customer you are (business or private), I can’t display the price any other way but to show VAT seperately (sorry!).
I want to become THE emotional choice for thinking people want a new car, in the UK. To provide the BEST service, better than any other car supplier. To have the LOWEST overheads in the car industry in the UK, and to pass on the SAVINGS to my customers. And to KILL my competition by being BETTER than them.
This price includes full road tax for the length of the contract, on all of my cars and vans!
The bottom line is that customers must save money by using me, or else I could not exist. However, it helps to think in different terms to those pushed down your throat by most car dealers.
Free delivery to your home or work and free collection from you at the end! £305.37 inc VAT per month is based on you driving 10,000 miles per annum, but higher mileages are usually available at a small extra cost.
If you go over the allocated miles, you can pay a small excess mileage charge, usually between 3p and 15p per mile.
Anyone you choose can drive this Ford Fiesta, simply insure it and put fuel in it. This car is brand-new, but you are responsible for (usually only minor) servicing as required by the manufacturer. Full manufacturer warranty, so no repair bills! No MOT!
Note some cars are not available to all users, due to finance companies playing silly buggers. I really try and avoid charging finance “document fees”, but sometimes it is just unavoidable. I try to treat you like adult not idiot, by giving you full information.
Retail prices mean nothing. Residuals mean nothing. Move away from “what is it worth” thinking. All that matters is what car “X” is going to cost you, over a fixed period of time. That is the service I provide. Your costs are set in concrete.
No haggling with dealers, no trying to sell an old car privately, just pay the monthly fee and drive the damn car. Easy!
Please check my website for full details. These deals come and go, quickly! You too slow! Speed up! There will be many other good deals, though. – Ling!
Ford Fiesta Leasing Cheap £253.65 inc VAT
Posted on | March 11, 2010 | Comments Off
If you check my car leasing website, you will see I have just added a new cheap contract hire Ford Fiesta deal! I added this, because it looked cheap to me. I do not add expensive cars.
I added Ford Fiesta 1.4 i 16v (94bhp) Edge Hatchback 3dr 1388cc , with gearbox and paint.
It is on a + monthly profile. Only £253.65 inc VAT per month with months initial payment, followed by payments on direct debit.
Business customers, make sure you deduct the VAT, when making decisions. As I can’t tell what type of customer you are (business or private), I can’t display the price any other way but to show VAT seperately (sorry!).
I get my car deals from many sources, main dealers, finance companies, or I work them out myself using different finance companies. Main dealers I use include; Audi, Alfa Romeo, BMW, Cadillac, Chevrolet, Chrysler, Citroen, Dodge, Fiat, Ford, Honda, Hummer, Hyundai, Jaguar, Jeep,
Kia, Land Rover, Lexus, Lotus, Mazda (boo), Mercedes-Benz, MG (new improved Chinese version!), Mini, Mitsubishi, Nissan, Peugeot, Proton, Renault, Saab, Seat, Skoda, Smart, Ssangyoung (North Korean??) Subaru, Suzuki, Toyota, Vauxhall, Volkswagen (or VW), and Volvo. Amazing, huh???
This price I quote includes full road tax for the length of the contract, on all of my cars and vans! Free delivery to your home or work and free collection from you at the end! £253.65 inc VAT per month is based on you driving 10,000 miles per annum,
but higher mileages are usually available at a small extra cost. If you go over the allocated miles, you can pay a small excess mileage charge, usually between 3p and 15p per mile.
Most extras fitted onto cars don’t seem to make difference to the resale price in 2-3 years. Metallic paint, leather and aircon actually do, but let’s face it most cars I sell come with aircon and met paint, anyway.
So, if you ask for quote to include extras, you can bet life that it will mean you pay the whole cost of the extra thing, divided by the number of rentals.
Anyone you choose can drive this Ford Fiesta, simply insure it and put fuel in it. This car is brand-new, but you are responsible for (usually only minor) servicing as required by the manufacturer. When you have your new car, enjoy it!
Complete any services that may become due. Fix any problems for free under manufacturer’s warranty. Replacement road tax usually arrives free each year, in the post. At the end of the rental period, get ready to return your car. Full manufacturer warranty, so no repair bills! No MOT!
Note some cars are not available to all users, due to finance companies playing silly buggers. I really try and avoid charging finance “document fees”, but sometimes it is just unavoidable. I try to treat you like adult not idiot, by giving you full information.
Please check my website for full details. These deals come and go, quickly! You too slow! Speed up! There will be many other good deals, though. – Ling!
Ford Fiesta Leasing Cheap £292.47 inc VAT
Posted on | March 11, 2010 | Comments Off
Look at this cheap new car leasing deal I have uploaded to my contract hire website about 2 minutes ago! I have just uploaded a new Ford Fiesta .
I added Ford Fiesta 1.4 i 16v (94bhp) Edge Hatchback 3dr 1388cc , with gearbox and paint.
It is on a + monthly profile. Only £292.47 inc VAT per month with months initial payment, followed by payments on direct debit.
Business customers, make sure you deduct the VAT, when making decisions. As I can’t tell what type of customer you are (business or private), I can’t display the price any other way but to show VAT seperately (sorry!).
I am a bloody Chinese bird, from Chengdu which is just about in the geographical centre of China. Unusually, I am a second child (not many of those in China, eh?). I have (for what they are worth) BSc in Organic Chemistry and MSc in Environmental Quality.
Do you know, I just couldn’t be bothered to do a PhD, or else I might have been Dr Ling! I was born in 1973.
This price includes full road tax for the length of the contract, on all of my cars and vans! Free delivery to your home or work and free collection from you at the end! £292.47 inc VAT per month is based on you driving 10,000 miles per annum,
but higher mileages are usually available at a small extra cost. If you go over the allocated miles, you can pay a small excess mileage charge, usually between 3p and 15p per mile.
I have clearly defined targets.
For example; to avoid bullshit, to offer the cheapest brand new cars, to reduce overheads to a minimum, to tell the truth, to have happy customers.
Anyone you choose can drive this Ford Fiesta, simply insure it and put fuel in it. This car is brand-new, but you are responsible for (usually only minor) servicing as required by the manufacturer. Full manufacturer warranty, so no repair bills! No MOT!
Note some cars are not available to all users, due to finance companies playing silly buggers. I really try and avoid charging finance “document fees”, but sometimes it is just unavoidable. I try to treat you like adult not idiot, by giving you full information.
Other contract hire car sales businesses often hide behind business names; you don’t really know who you are dealing with. Very few give you the sort of information I disclose. They are mostly paper-based and inefficient and labour intensive (sorry, chaps). Often very boring, too.
Please check my website for full details. These deals come and go, quickly! You too slow! Speed up! There will be many other good deals, though. – Ling!
Ford Fiesta Leasing Cheap £245.55 inc VAT
Posted on | March 11, 2010 | Comments Off
If you check my car leasing website, you will see I have just added a new cheap contract hire Ford Fiesta deal! I added this, because it looked cheap to me. I do not add expensive cars.
I added Ford Fiesta 1.25 i 16v (80bhp) Edge Hatchback 3dr 1242cc , with gearbox and paint.
It is on a + monthly profile. Only £245.55 inc VAT per month with months initial payment, followed by payments on direct debit.
Business customers, make sure you deduct the VAT, when making decisions. As I can’t tell what type of customer you are (business or private), I can’t display the price any other way but to show VAT seperately (sorry!).
I get my car deals from many sources, main dealers, finance companies, or I work them out myself using different finance companies. Main dealers I use include; Audi, Alfa Romeo, BMW, Cadillac, Chevrolet, Chrysler, Citroen, Dodge, Fiat, Ford, Honda, Hummer, Hyundai, Jaguar, Jeep,
Kia, Land Rover, Lexus, Lotus, Mazda (boo), Mercedes-Benz, MG (new improved Chinese version!), Mini, Mitsubishi, Nissan, Peugeot, Proton, Renault, Saab, Seat, Skoda, Smart, Ssangyoung (North Korean??) Subaru, Suzuki, Toyota, Vauxhall, Volkswagen (or VW), and Volvo. Amazing, huh???
This price I quote includes full road tax for the length of the contract, on all of my cars and vans! Free delivery to your home or work and free collection from you at the end! £245.55 inc VAT per month is based on you driving 10,000 miles per annum,
but higher mileages are usually available at a small extra cost. If you go over the allocated miles, you can pay a small excess mileage charge, usually between 3p and 15p per mile.
Most extras fitted onto cars don’t seem to make difference to the resale price in 2-3 years. Metallic paint, leather and aircon actually do, but let’s face it most cars I sell come with aircon and met paint, anyway.
So, if you ask for quote to include extras, you can bet life that it will mean you pay the whole cost of the extra thing, divided by the number of rentals.
Anyone you choose can drive this Ford Fiesta, simply insure it and put fuel in it. This car is brand-new, but you are responsible for (usually only minor) servicing as required by the manufacturer. When you have your new car, enjoy it!
Complete any services that may become due. Fix any problems for free under manufacturer’s warranty. Replacement road tax usually arrives free each year, in the post. At the end of the rental period, get ready to return your car. Full manufacturer warranty, so no repair bills! No MOT!
Note some cars are not available to all users, due to finance companies playing silly buggers. I really try and avoid charging finance “document fees”, but sometimes it is just unavoidable. I try to treat you like adult not idiot, by giving you full information.
Please check my website for full details. These deals come and go, quickly! You too slow! Speed up! There will be many other good deals, though. – Ling!
Ford Fiesta Leasing Cheap £282.66 inc VAT
Posted on | March 11, 2010 | Comments Off
Look at this cheap new car leasing deal I have uploaded to my contract hire website about 2 minutes ago! I have just uploaded a new Ford Fiesta .
I added Ford Fiesta 1.25 i 16v (80bhp) Edge Hatchback 3dr 1242cc , with gearbox and paint.
It is on a + monthly profile. Only £282.66 inc VAT per month with months initial payment, followed by payments on direct debit.
Business customers, make sure you deduct the VAT, when making decisions. As I can’t tell what type of customer you are (business or private), I can’t display the price any other way but to show VAT seperately (sorry!).
I am a bloody Chinese bird, from Chengdu which is just about in the geographical centre of China. Unusually, I am a second child (not many of those in China, eh?). I have (for what they are worth) BSc in Organic Chemistry and MSc in Environmental Quality.
Do you know, I just couldn’t be bothered to do a PhD, or else I might have been Dr Ling! I was born in 1973.
This price includes full road tax for the length of the contract, on all of my cars and vans! Free delivery to your home or work and free collection from you at the end! £282.66 inc VAT per month is based on you driving 10,000 miles per annum,
but higher mileages are usually available at a small extra cost. If you go over the allocated miles, you can pay a small excess mileage charge, usually between 3p and 15p per mile.
I have clearly defined targets.
For example; to avoid bullshit, to offer the cheapest brand new cars, to reduce overheads to a minimum, to tell the truth, to have happy customers.
Anyone you choose can drive this Ford Fiesta, simply insure it and put fuel in it. This car is brand-new, but you are responsible for (usually only minor) servicing as required by the manufacturer. Full manufacturer warranty, so no repair bills! No MOT!
Note some cars are not available to all users, due to finance companies playing silly buggers. I really try and avoid charging finance “document fees”, but sometimes it is just unavoidable. I try to treat you like adult not idiot, by giving you full information.
Other contract hire car sales businesses often hide behind business names; you don’t really know who you are dealing with. Very few give you the sort of information I disclose. They are mostly paper-based and inefficient and labour intensive (sorry, chaps). Often very boring, too.
Please check my website for full details. These deals come and go, quickly! You too slow! Speed up! There will be many other good deals, though. – Ling!
Vauxhall Zafira Leasing Cheap £356.88 inc VAT
Posted on | March 11, 2010 | Comments Off
I have been offered the following lease car deal, so here it is! I have just uploaded a new Vauxhall Zafira deal to my contract hire website!
I added Vauxhall Zafira 1.6 i 16v (113bhp) Life (ac) MPV (7-seat) 5dr 1598cc , with gearbox and paint.
It is on a + monthly profile. Only £356.88 inc VAT per month with months initial payment, followed by payments on direct debit.
Business customers, make sure you deduct the VAT, when making decisions. As I can’t tell what type of customer you are (business or private), I can’t display the price any other way but to show VAT seperately (sorry!).
I get my car deals from many sources, main dealers, finance companies, or I work them out myself using different finance companies. Main dealers I use include; Audi, Alfa Romeo, BMW, Cadillac, Chevrolet, Chrysler, Citroen, Dodge, Fiat, Ford, Honda, Hummer, Hyundai, Jaguar,
Jeep, Kia, Land Rover, Lexus, Lotus, Mazda (boo), Mercedes-Benz, MG (new improved Chinese version!), Mini, Mitsubishi, Nissan, Peugeot, Proton, Renault, Saab, Seat, Skoda, Smart, Ssangyoung (North Korean??) Subaru, Suzuki, Toyota, Vauxhall, Volkswagen (or VW), and Volvo. Amazing, huh???
This price I quote includes full road tax for the length of the contract, on all of my cars and vans! Free delivery to your home or work and free collection from you at the end! £356.88 inc VAT per month is based on you driving 10,000 miles per annum,
but higher mileages are usually available at a small extra cost. If you go over the allocated miles, you can pay a small excess mileage charge, usually between 3p and 15p per mile.
Anyone you choose can drive this Vauxhall Zafira, simply insure it and put fuel in it. This car is brand-new, but you are responsible for (usually only minor) servicing as required by the manufacturer. When you have your new car, enjoy it! Complete any services that may become due.
Fix any problems for free under manufacturer’s warranty. Replacement road tax usually arrives free each year, in the post. At the end of the rental period, get ready to return your car. Full manufacturer warranty, so no repair bills! No MOT!
Note some cars are not available to all users, due to finance companies playing silly buggers. I really try and avoid charging finance “document fees”, but sometimes it is just unavoidable. I try to treat you like adult not idiot, by giving you full information.
Please check my website for full details. These deals come and go, quickly! You too slow! Speed up! There will be many other good leasing deals, though. – Ling!
Vauxhall Insignia Leasing Cheap £432.66 inc VAT
Posted on | March 11, 2010 | Comments Off
I have just uploaded a new Vauxhall Insignia cheap lease deal to my contract hire website!
I added Vauxhall Insignia 2.0 CDTi 16v (157bhp) ecoFLEX Exclusiv Nav Hatchback 5dr 1956cc , with gearbox and paint.
It is on a + monthly profile. Only £432.66 inc VAT per month with months initial payment, followed by payments on direct debit.
Business customers, make sure you deduct the VAT, when making decisions. As I can’t tell what type of customer you are (business or private), I can’t display the price any other way but to show VAT seperately (sorry!).
I want to become THE emotional choice for thinking people want a new car, in the UK. To provide the BEST service, better than any other car supplier. To have the LOWEST overheads in the car industry in the UK, and to pass on the SAVINGS to my customers. And to KILL my competition by being BETTER than them.
This price includes full road tax for the length of the contract, on all of my cars and vans!
The bottom line is that customers must save money by using me, or else I could not exist. However, it helps to think in different terms to those pushed down your throat by most car dealers.
Free delivery to your home or work and free collection from you at the end! £432.66 inc VAT per month is based on you driving 10,000 miles per annum, but higher mileages are usually available at a small extra cost.
If you go over the allocated miles, you can pay a small excess mileage charge, usually between 3p and 15p per mile.
Anyone you choose can drive this Vauxhall Insignia, simply insure it and put fuel in it. This car is brand-new, but you are responsible for (usually only minor) servicing as required by the manufacturer. Full manufacturer warranty, so no repair bills! No MOT!
Note some cars are not available to all users, due to finance companies playing silly buggers. I really try and avoid charging finance “document fees”, but sometimes it is just unavoidable. I try to treat you like adult not idiot, by giving you full information.
Retail prices mean nothing. Residuals mean nothing. Move away from “what is it worth” thinking. All that matters is what car “X” is going to cost you, over a fixed period of time. That is the service I provide. Your costs are set in concrete.
No haggling with dealers, no trying to sell an old car privately, just pay the monthly fee and drive the damn car. Easy!
Please check my website for full details. These deals come and go, quickly! You too slow! Speed up! There will be many other good deals, though. – Ling!
Peugeot 407 SW Leasing Cheap £490.35 inc VAT
Posted on | March 11, 2010 | Comments Off
Woo-hoo! I have just uploaded a new lease Peugeot 407 SW deal to my car leasing and contract hire website! This is damn cheap, filling your boots!
I added Peugeot 407 SW 2.0 Bioflex 16v (143bhp) Sport Estate 5dr 1997cc , with gearbox and paint.
It is on a + monthly profile. Only £490.35 inc VAT per month with months initial payment, followed by payments on direct debit.
Business customers, make sure you deduct the VAT, when making decisions. As I can’t tell what type of customer you are (business or private), I can’t display the price any other way but to show VAT seperately (sorry!).
Some car manufacturers allow me to sell their cars direct. However this is very politically incorrect to some backward-looking dealers who have invested £millions into their showrooms, and who complain about me selling cars.
So these manufacturers have to supply me through “back doors”. Other car manufacturers dislike me intently and I have to sneak their cars from friendly dealers. What a strange mixed-up world this is.
This price includes full road tax for the length of the contract, on all of my cars and vans! Free delivery to your home or work and free collection from you at the end! £490.35 inc VAT per month is based on you driving 10,000 miles per annum,
but higher mileages are usually available at a small extra cost. If you go over the allocated miles, you can pay a small excess mileage charge, usually between 3p and 15p per mile.
Some enlightened car dealers recognise where their strengths lie. They are good at delivering cars. So they allow me to sell cars that they can order then deliver. This strips away layers of costs, and creates efficiency.
Car dealers have MASSIVE overheads, they comprise employed staff with as much drive as a Reliant Robin and are up to their necks in corporate bullshit. Car manufacturers in general overproduce cars, generate the corporate bullshit that suffocates dealers and have double standards.
They want to shift cars and keep factories busy, at the same time protecting inefficient dealer networks.
Anyone you choose can drive this Peugeot 407 SW, simply insure it and put fuel in it. This car is brand-new, but you are responsible for (usually only minor) servicing as required by the manufacturer. Full manufacturer warranty, so no repair bills! No MOT!
Note some cars are not available to all users, due to finance companies playing silly buggers. I really try and avoid charging finance “document fees”, but sometimes it is just unavoidable. I try to treat you like adult not idiot, by giving you full information.
I am a bloody Chinese bird, from Chengdu which is just about in the geographical centre of China. Unusually, I am a second child (not many of those in China, eh?). I have (for what they are worth) BSc in Organic Chemistry and MSc in Environmental Quality.
Do you know, I just couldn’t be bothered to do a PhD, or else I might have been Dr Ling! I was born in 1973.. My mum is a famous dentist in China, my dad was an environmental engineer. My sister Shan is a poverty relief worker in Chengdu, and used to be a Red Guard back in the 1970’s!
Please check my website for full details. These deals come and go, quickly! You too slow! Speed up! There will be many other good deals, though. – Ling!
Vauxhall Insignia Leasing Cheap £464.21 inc VAT
Posted on | March 11, 2010 | Comments Off
Hey, dudes!!! Pay attention! I have just uploaded a new car lease Vauxhall Insignia deal to my contract hire and leasing website!
I added Vauxhall Insignia 2.0 CDTi 16v (157bhp) Elite Hatchback 5dr 1956cc , with gearbox and paint.
It is on a + monthly profile. Only £464.21 inc VAT per month with months initial payment, followed by payments on direct debit.
Business customers, make sure you deduct the VAT, when making decisions. As I can’t tell what type of customer you are (business or private), I can’t display the price any other way but to show VAT seperately (sorry!).
This price includes full road tax for the length of the contract, on all of my cars and vans (exception being on Mercedes-Benz)! Free delivery to your home or work and free collection from you at the end! £464.21 inc VAT per month is based on you driving 10,000 miles per annum,
but higher mileages are usually available at a small extra cost. If you go over the allocated miles, you can pay a small excess mileage charge, usually between 3p and 15p per mile.
Anyone you choose can drive this Vauxhall Insignia, simply insure it and put fuel in it. This car is brand-new, but you are responsible for (usually only minor) servicing as required by the manufacturer. Full manufacturer warranty, so no repair bills! No MOT!
Note some cars are not available to all users, due to finance companies playing silly buggers. I really try and avoid charging finance “document fees”, but sometimes it is just unavoidable. I try to treat you like adult not idiot, by giving you full information.
I seem to spend my life telling people they are too late for good deal: How to explain this without it seeming like the usual sales talk? … I don’t know, but I will try to make this clear… You know, you are not buying this car. Only renting it for (probably 1 or 2 or 3 years).
So you are not stuck with it forever. So, you have no real risk. You are going to pay someone some money to run a car however you look at it. Then here is my tip; if you see damn good bargain, don’t think too long, just jump. Often the fantastic bargain deals are only available for 1 or 2 days at a time.
Then POOF! Gone! Just like Easyjet/Ryanair cheap flights. Physical stock is always limited, as cars cannot be made to appear by magic, there are only so many sat in corner of field. So be brave, grab a bargain and avoid me having to make phone calls to disappointed people who have left decision too late.
Remember that you have to pass finance before I can reserve you a car, so allow time for that!
Please check my website for full details. These deals come and go, quickly! You too slow! Speed up! There will be many other good deals, though. – Ling!
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