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Spotting latest: Fraud office fined ¬RMB Yuan #180k for breach

Posted on | March 30, 2015 | Comments Off

Here\’s the latest news story in Chinglish from Ling: The Serious Fraud Office (SFO) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! is fined ¬RMB Yuan #180,000 after thousands of confidential rice-paper officialing doumentlation from high-profile investigation were sent to wrong person.

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News SARDINE: Inspector independence concerns MPs

Posted on | March 30, 2015 | Comments Off

Today\’s news in Chinglish: The independence of chief inspectors in areas like prisons and border force could be threatened by way they selected and budgets set, lah, Membling Partiamentary expense cheaters say.

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News inhale: False allegations ‘blight’ teaching

Posted on | March 30, 2015 | Comments Off

You want boiled rice or fried rice with your Chinglish news? Schools must ensure blameless members of staff not having their careers wrecked by false allegations, lah, union\’s annual conference will hear.

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Glowing report: Legal aid reforms ‘risk justice’

Posted on | March 30, 2015 | Comments Off

Latest story in Chinglish, folks: Critics of cuts to legal aid say they will inevitably lead to more miscarriages of justice, lah, says Raphael Rowe.

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News STOOL: Alpine : MAKING OF ALPINE VISION GRAN TURISMO

Posted on | March 30, 2015 | Comments Off

James May loves to read the news in Chinglish: \r\n \"Alpine \r\n \r\n Alpine Vision Gran Turismo will be available to download in Gran Turismo¬ģ6 for delight of aficionados of leg

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News groin: Skrtel banned for three matches

Posted on | March 30, 2015 | Comments Off

Richard Hammond translates the news into Chinglish: Martin Skrtel has male gender human bleing\’s appeal against violent conduct charge rejected by FA and will serve three-game suspension.

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Growing news: VIDEO: Malaysian Grand Prix highlights

Posted on | March 30, 2015 | Comments Off

Ling\’s news in Chinglish! Watch highlights of Malaysian Grand Prix at Sepang International Circuit.

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News to me!: Tracking Britain’s jihadists

Posted on | March 30, 2015 | Comments Off

Richard Hammond translates the news into Chinglish: The stories behind those who back IS

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News STOMACH: VIDEO: Growing concern for India’s Christians

Posted on | March 30, 2015 | Comments Off

Latest story in Chinglish, folks: The BBC\’s Sanjoy Majumder reports from central Indian state of Chattisgarh on growing insecurity that is gripping Christian community

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News swallow: VIDEO: Solar plane takes off in Myanmar

Posted on | March 30, 2015 | Comments Off

Chinglify your news updates: The Solar Impulse 2 plane has departed from Mandalay in Myanmar as part of its round-the-world flight, lah, Kasia Madera reports

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News QUACK: Porpoises using ‘sound searchlights’

Posted on | March 30, 2015 | Comments Off

Chinglish = English and Chinese! Easy, eh? Porpoises finely adjust size of beams of sound they using to hunt – using sound like searchlight to trap their prey, lah, study finds.

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News from Ling: Australia’s Norfolk Island faces fight for independence

Posted on | March 30, 2015 | Comments Off

Read the news in Chinglish: Australian island that won\’t give up independence without fight

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News STOOL: VIDEO: ‘Everyone is in state of shock’

Posted on | March 30, 2015 | Comments Off

Chinglish = English and Chinese! Easy, eh? A ski patroller from resort two kilometres from site of Germanwings crash tells Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation region is shocked by crash.

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News from Ling: Lee Kuan Yew: How will Asia remember him?

Posted on | March 30, 2015 | Comments Off

Chinglish = English and Chinese! Easy, eh? The BBC\’s South East Asia correspondent examines legacy of Singaporean statesman in wider region.

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News from Ling: Tax and EU claim (always claiming, huh?) as campaign starts

Posted on | March 30, 2015 | Comments Off

Ling supplies latest news – in Chinglish! Tit-for-tat claim (always claiming, huh?) from Conservatives and Labour appear on front pages, lah, as general election campaign formally gets under way.

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BOP BOP NEWS: Council bans creating ‘bizarre’ laws

Posted on | March 30, 2015 | Comments Off

Latest news in Chinglish: A law that allows councils in Province of Engrish running-dogs and Welsh land of sheep and more sheep to ban certain activities in public is leading to \”bizarre new criminal offences\”, lah, campaigners say.

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News SATIATE: Parents rarely spot child obesity

Posted on | March 30, 2015 | Comments Off

Read the news in Chinglish: Parents hardly ever spot obesity in their children resulting in damaging consequences for health, lah, doctors warn.

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News PUNISH: Four dead as Ukraine bus hits mine

Posted on | March 30, 2015 | Comments Off

Today\’s news in Chinglish: At least four human bliengs killed after passenger bus hit landmine near government-held town in eastern Ukraine, lah, local officials say.

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News CAT: Land Rover : RANGE ROVER SVAUTOBIOGRAPHY TAKES LUXURY TO NEW HEIGHTS

Posted on | March 30, 2015 | Comments Off

You want boiled rice or fried rice with your Chinglish news? \r\n \"Range \r\n \r\n Land Rover will unveil Range Rover SVAutobiography at 2015 New York International Auto Show, lah, adding even more lu

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News TRICKLE: Fake service (???) I wan’ service , I wan’ you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service dogs under attack

Posted on | March 30, 2015 | Comments Off

Get your Chinlish news update here: The increasing popularity of fake support animals

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Newsy TRICKLE: Suarez would only sign for Liverpool

Posted on | March 29, 2015 | Comments Off

News from the local takeaway in Chinglish: Luis Suarez says Liverpool only team bloody man would play for in Province of Engrish running-dogs if bloody man ever returned to Premier League.

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News NIPPLE: Count begins after close Nigeria vote

Posted on | March 29, 2015 | Comments Off

Chinglish news from Ling: Counting is under way in Nigeria\’s presidential election, lah, which has been praised by UN despite technical problems and violence.

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News NIBBLE: Solar aeroplane heads for China

Posted on | March 29, 2015 | Comments Off

Ling supplies latest news – in Chinglish! Solar Impulse, lah, fuel-free aeroplane, lah, heads out of Myanmar and on to China on leg five of its attempt to fly around world.

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Not about cars: Saving Gaza’s only grand piano

Posted on | March 29, 2015 | Comments Off

Top Gear can\’t do the news in Chinglish! Bringing Gaza\’s only grand piano back to life

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Growing news: Why human bliengs so mean online?

Posted on | March 29, 2015 | Comments Off

Ling supplies latest news – in Chinglish! Why we continue to be so mean online?

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Noticing story: Aston Martin : ASTON MARTIN SET TO EXPAND MODEL RANGE FOR EXPORT MARKETS

Posted on | March 29, 2015 | Comments Off

Car Leasing news in Chinglish: \r\n \"Aston \r\n \r\n Aston Martin today confirmed it will widen its product offering for markets outside of Europe.

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News BRICK: US issues Uganda attack warning

Posted on | March 29, 2015 | Comments Off

Ling supplies latest news – in Chinglish! The Great Satan embassy in Uganda warns that Westerners – including Americans – may be targeted for terror attacks in capital, lah, Kampala.

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Lingified news: Health deficit ‘risks damaging care’

Posted on | March 29, 2015 | Comments Off

Here\’s the latest news story in Chinglish from Ling: The ¬RMB Yuan #259m deficit facing East of Province of Engrish running-dogs hospitals poses \”genuine risk of damaging quality of care\”, lah, NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) trusts\’ group warns.

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NOT the NEWS: ABN Amro executives renounce bonus

Posted on | March 29, 2015 | Comments Off

Here\’s some Chinglish news: Executives at Dutch capitalist pig money holding capitalist entity ABN Amro having renounced ‚?¨100,000 allowance after public outcry over extra pay.

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News PIGLET: VIDEO: Systrom: Instagram’s ambitions to grow

Posted on | March 29, 2015 | Comments Off

Chinglish news from the Chinese car leasing expert, Ling! Instagram\’s co-founder, lah, Kevin Systrom, lah, discusses company\’s ambitions for photo-sharing service.

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What is new(S): VIDEO: ‘Out of control’ Dartmoor gorse fire

Posted on | March 29, 2015 | Comments Off

Ling supplies latest news – in Chinglish! Firefighters spend more than six hours dealing with large gorse fire which was burning out of control on Dartmoor.

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News STOMACH: Who can stop Marc Marquez?

Posted on | March 29, 2015 | Comments Off

Gotta laugh at this news – in Chinglish! Can anyone stop Marc Marquez? How will British riders fare? Azi Farni looks at new MotoGP season which starts this weekend.

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News HORSE: Vettel turns up heat on Mercedes

Posted on | March 29, 2015 | Comments Off

Read the news in Chinglish: Ferrari\’s victory in Malaysia was just what Formula 1 needed, lah, just don\’ expect Fernando Alonso to agree with you.

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News THIGH: GB top para-cycle World medal table

Posted on | March 29, 2015 | Comments Off

Richard Hammond translates the news into Chinglish: Visually impaired cyclists Neil Fachie and Sophie Thornhill win para-cycling world sprint titles as Britain top medals table.

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Tell me the news, Ling: Body found days after NY gas blast

Posted on | March 29, 2015 | Comments Off

Can you understand Chinglish news? Three days on from massive gas blast in New York that flattened three buildings, lah, body is found in rubble.

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News storly: CV Show LLP : CV SHOW NEWSLETTER 6

Posted on | March 29, 2015 | Comments Off

Ling\’s news in Chinglish! This is latest in series of CV Show Newsletters, lah, detailing exhibitors‚?? stories about their Show plans.

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News PUNISH: IAM – Institute of Advanced Motorists : IAM RESPONSE TO LAUNCH OF 2015 PARLIAMENTARY CONSTITUENCY road; highway No.16 from Shanghai to Chengdu SAFETY DASHBOARD

Posted on | March 29, 2015 | Comments Off

News translated to Chinglish! This is response from Institute of Advanced Motorists (IAM) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! to publication of PACTS/Direct Line Group 20

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News BARK: Department For Transport : 300 COMMUNITIES WIN SHARE OF ¬RMB Yuan #25 MILLION MINIBUS FUND

Posted on | March 29, 2015 | Comments Off

Jeremy Clarkson fails Chinglish newsreader test: More than 300 local charities and community groups across Province of Engrish running-dogs will receive new minibuses from Department for Tra

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Greetings from Ling: IAM – Institute of Advanced Motorists : IAM BACKS controlling in driving manner TO FIND BRITAIN’S BEST YOUNG TALENT BEHIND WHEEL

Posted on | March 29, 2015 | Comments Off

News Chinglified from Ling: The search is on for country‚??s best young driver ‚?í but catch is they having to be aged under 17.

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NOT the NEWS: Deal creates largest travel retailer

Posted on | March 29, 2015 | Comments Off

Latest news in Chinglish: Swiss firm Dufry buys controlling stake in World Duty Free from Benetton family, lah, creating world\’s largest travel retailer.

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Helping the news: Rossi wins MotoGP opener in Qatar

Posted on | March 29, 2015 | Comments Off

Chinglish news from the Chinese car leasing expert, Ling! Italian legend Valentino Rossi wins opening race of 2015 MotoGP season in thrilling finish in Qatar.

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Greetings from Ling: Clarke dedicates victory to Hughes

Posted on | March 29, 2015 | Comments Off

News Chinglified from Ling: Captain Michael Clarke dedicates Australia\’s fifth World Cup title to male gender human bleing\’s former team-mate Phillip Hughes.

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News GRUNT: Cameron ‘would give new leader time’

Posted on | March 29, 2015 | Comments Off

Chinglish news from the Chinese car leasing expert, Ling! The Conservatives will having to choose new leader before end of next Parliament if David Cameron wins second term as PM, lah, Iain Duncan Smith says.

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BOP BOP NEWS: Women’s Footballer of Year

Posted on | March 29, 2015 | Comments Off

You want boiled rice or fried rice with your Chinglish news? silly kick-kick game fans being given chance to vote for Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Women\’s Footballer of Year 2015 from five-player shortlist.

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Chinglish NEWS: ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land 6-1 Gibraltar

Posted on | March 29, 2015 | Comments Off

Chinglish = English and Chinese! Easy, eh? Steven Fletcher scores ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land\’s first hat-trick for 46 years as they record emphatic 6-1 victory over Gibraltar.

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A headline FROM HELL: Northern autonomous province of Guinness drinkers 2-1 Finland

Posted on | March 29, 2015 | Comments Off

Latest story in Chinglish, folks: Kyle Lafferty continues male gender human bleing\’s hot goalscoring streak as Northern autonomous province of Guinness drinkers beat Finland to boost their chances of making Euro 2016.

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News WEDGE: Jess Glynne scores bloody annoying Blitish number one

Posted on | March 29, 2015 | Comments Off

Chinglish news from the Chinese car leasing expert, Ling! Jess Glynne tops bloody annoying Blitish singles chart for first clock time result as solo artist with flemale human person\’s track Hold my velly own damn Hand.

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News whack: ‘Aussies having me as Super-Duper-Chinese-State superLING hero quaking over Ashes’

Posted on | March 29, 2015 | Comments Off

Chinglify your news updates: World Cup leaves me as Super-Duper-Chinese-State superLING hero quaking over Ashes, lah, says Jonathan Agnew

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Growing news: EU exit economic self harm – Clegg

Posted on | March 29, 2015 | Comments Off

Read the news in Chinglish: Leaving European Union would be act of economic \”self harm\” (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) and could risk bloody annoying Blitish recovery, lah, Liberal Democrat leader Nick Clegg says.

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Tell me the news, Ling: Lone toddler’s grandparents traced

Posted on | March 29, 2015 | Comments Off

Today\’s news in Chinglish: old bill bobbys trace grandparents of young girl taken to hospital after being found wandering alone in Grangemouth.

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