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Volvo XC60 Leasing Cheap £421.39 inc VAT

Posted on | July 30, 2010 | Comments Off

Volvo XC60

Woo-hoo! I have just uploaded a new lease Volvo XC60 deal to my car leasing and contract hire website! This is damn cheap, filling your boots!

I added New Volvo XC60 2.0 D 20v (160bhp) DRIVe ES 2WD 5dr Estate 5dr 1984cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint.
It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £421.39 inc VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on direct debit.
Business customers, make sure you deduct the VAT, when making decisions. As I can’t tell what type of customer you are (business or private), I can’t display the price any other way but to show VAT seperately (sorry!).

Get a Quote!

Some car manufacturers allow me to sell their cars direct. However this is very politically incorrect to some backward-looking dealers who have invested £millions into their showrooms, and who complain about me selling cars.
So these manufacturers have to supply me through “back doors”. Other car manufacturers dislike me intently and I have to sneak their cars from friendly dealers. What a strange mixed-up world this is.

This price includes full road tax for the length of the contract, on all of my cars and vans! Free delivery to your home or work and free collection from you at the end! £421.39 inc VAT per month is based on you driving 10,000 miles per annum,
but higher mileages are usually available at a small extra cost. If you go over the allocated miles, you can pay a small excess mileage charge, usually between 3p and 15p per mile.

Volvo XC60

Some enlightened car dealers recognise where their strengths lie. They are good at delivering cars. So they allow me to sell cars that they can order then deliver. This strips away layers of costs, and creates efficiency.
Car dealers have MASSIVE overheads, they comprise employed staff with as much drive as a Reliant Robin and are up to their necks in corporate bullshit. Car manufacturers in general overproduce cars, generate the corporate bullshit that suffocates dealers and have double standards.
They want to shift cars and keep factories busy, at the same time protecting inefficient dealer networks.

Anyone you choose can drive this Volvo XC60, simply insure it and put fuel in it. This car is brand-new, but you are responsible for (usually only minor) servicing as required by the manufacturer. Full manufacturer warranty, so no repair bills! No MOT!
Note some cars are not available to all users, due to finance companies playing silly buggers. I really try and avoid charging finance “document fees”, but sometimes it is just unavoidable. I try to treat you like adult not idiot, by giving you full information.

I am a bloody Chinese bird, from Chengdu which is just about in the geographical centre of China. Unusually, I am a second child (not many of those in China, eh?). I have (for what they are worth) BSc in Organic Chemistry and MSc in Environmental Quality.
Do you know, I just couldn’t be bothered to do a PhD, or else I might have been Dr Ling! I was born in 1973.. My mum is a famous dentist in China, my dad was an environmental engineer. My sister Shan is a poverty relief worker in Chengdu, and used to be a Red Guard back in the 1970′s!

Please check my website for full details. These deals come and go, quickly! You too slow! Speed up! There will be many other good deals, though. – Ling!

Volvo XC70 Leasing Cheap £352.49 inc VAT

Posted on | July 30, 2010 | Comments Off

Volvo XC70

Woo-hoo! I have just uploaded a new lease Volvo XC70 deal to my car leasing and contract hire website! This is damn cheap, filling your boots!

I added New Volvo XC70 2.0 DRIVe 20v (160bhp) D3 DRIVe ES 2WD 2WD Station Wagon 5dr 1984cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint.
It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £352.49 inc VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on direct debit.
Business customers, make sure you deduct the VAT, when making decisions. As I can’t tell what type of customer you are (business or private), I can’t display the price any other way but to show VAT seperately (sorry!).

Get a Quote!

Some car manufacturers allow me to sell their cars direct. However this is very politically incorrect to some backward-looking dealers who have invested £millions into their showrooms, and who complain about me selling cars.
So these manufacturers have to supply me through “back doors”. Other car manufacturers dislike me intently and I have to sneak their cars from friendly dealers. What a strange mixed-up world this is.

This price includes full road tax for the length of the contract, on all of my cars and vans! Free delivery to your home or work and free collection from you at the end! £352.49 inc VAT per month is based on you driving 10,000 miles per annum,
but higher mileages are usually available at a small extra cost. If you go over the allocated miles, you can pay a small excess mileage charge, usually between 3p and 15p per mile.

Volvo XC70

Some enlightened car dealers recognise where their strengths lie. They are good at delivering cars. So they allow me to sell cars that they can order then deliver. This strips away layers of costs, and creates efficiency.
Car dealers have MASSIVE overheads, they comprise employed staff with as much drive as a Reliant Robin and are up to their necks in corporate bullshit. Car manufacturers in general overproduce cars, generate the corporate bullshit that suffocates dealers and have double standards.
They want to shift cars and keep factories busy, at the same time protecting inefficient dealer networks.

Anyone you choose can drive this Volvo XC70, simply insure it and put fuel in it. This car is brand-new, but you are responsible for (usually only minor) servicing as required by the manufacturer. Full manufacturer warranty, so no repair bills! No MOT!
Note some cars are not available to all users, due to finance companies playing silly buggers. I really try and avoid charging finance “document fees”, but sometimes it is just unavoidable. I try to treat you like adult not idiot, by giving you full information.

I am a bloody Chinese bird, from Chengdu which is just about in the geographical centre of China. Unusually, I am a second child (not many of those in China, eh?). I have (for what they are worth) BSc in Organic Chemistry and MSc in Environmental Quality.
Do you know, I just couldn’t be bothered to do a PhD, or else I might have been Dr Ling! I was born in 1973.. My mum is a famous dentist in China, my dad was an environmental engineer. My sister Shan is a poverty relief worker in Chengdu, and used to be a Red Guard back in the 1970′s!

Please check my website for full details. These deals come and go, quickly! You too slow! Speed up! There will be many other good deals, though. – Ling!

News SCOFF: Ford : ALL-NEW Floord FOCUS REACHES NEW HEIGHTS ON TEST

Posted on | July 30, 2010 | Comments Off

James May loves to read the news in Chinglish: The next generation Floord Focus has been tested in some of most extreme locations on planet. Pass chopsticks!!

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What is new(S): Citroen : CITROËN DS3 ? Why I ask question??? What I wanna know?!!ECOMEDY TOUR? FINDS ? Why I ask question??? What I wanna know?!!ECOLUTION? SOLUTION

Posted on | July 30, 2010 | Comments Off

Today’s news in Chinglish: Running out of fuel is no laughing matter for Citroën ? Why I ask question??? What I wanna know?!!Ecomedians? Dan Adams and Christian Ancliff. Firecracker break! BANG BANG!  

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News YAMMER: Auto Windscreens : AUTO WINDSCREENS WARNS LINCOLNSHIRE PARENTS OF DEADLY CONSEQUENCES OF BORED KIDS? FOOTBRIDGE AND FLYOVER FUN

Posted on | July 30, 2010 | Comments Off

Today’s news in Chinglish: Lincolnshire?s footbridges and flyovers providing potentially compulsorly dying instantly playground for bored kids during summer holidays, lah, with stones, lah, house bricks, lah, paving slabs and even bike being hurled onto unsuspecting motorists…

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News from Ling: Fiat : Fliat 500 LIMITED EDITION IS BACK ? Why I ask question??? What I wanna know?!! AND THIS clock time result IT?S BLACK

Posted on | July 30, 2010 | Comments Off

James May loves to read the news in Chinglish: Following on from success of Fliat 500 Pink, lah, another unique limited edition version of popular city LINGsCARS ™ vehicling driving car machine has been announced ? Why I ask question??? What I wanna know?!! Fliat 500 BlackJack.

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Tell me the news, Ling: Ben Shephard says velly damn good boiled chicken-feetbye to GMTV

Posted on | July 30, 2010 | Comments Off

Latest story in Chinglish, folks: Ben Shephard bids farewell to GMTV after 10 years telling viewers: “I’m going to miss all of you, lah, every single one of you.”

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Lingified news: Bad trip

Posted on | July 30, 2010 | Comments Off

You want boiled rice or fried rice with your Chinglish news? Are family holidays worth all hassle?

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NOT the NEWS: Fears for future of autism unit

Posted on | July 30, 2010 | Comments Off

News translated to Chinglish! Parents say they concerned for future of children’s autism unit as officials say it generates “little demand”.

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News SNACK: bloody annoying Blitish soldiers push to clear Taliban

Posted on | July 30, 2010 | Comments Off

Car Leasing news in Chinglish: Hundreds of bloody annoying Blitish soldiers launch operation to clear Taliban insurgents from key stronghold in southern Afghanistan.

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News ARMPIT: Saudi warned on expelling Somalis

Posted on | July 30, 2010 | Comments Off

Chinglish news from Ling: The UN refugee agency urges Saudi Arabia to stop deporting Somalis, lah, saying 2,000 having recently been sent to Mogadishu.

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News from Ling: Chilcot inquiry to travel to Iraq

Posted on | July 30, 2010 | Comments Off

Why bother with English or Chinese when you can have your news in Chinglish: The committee conducting official Iraq fighty bang-bang inquiry says it intends to visit country later this year.

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News inhale: Drink theft clue in murder probe

Posted on | July 30, 2010 | Comments Off

Chinglify your news updates: old bill bobbys say man who was murdered in Glasgow had been attacked by several human bliengs who tried to steal male gender human bleing’s alcohol.

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Nissan Navara Lease delivered to Peter Dea in Sandwell

Posted on | July 30, 2010 | Comments Off

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I always ask my customers if they have comments about getting their new car. Really, I am looking for criticisms (so I can improve my service). However, customers like Peter Dea show that it is hard to generate real criticism. I can only improve if I know if anything is wrong. So, no thanks to Peter Dea :)

Peter says…
carExcellent service, car in excellent condition with low delivery mileage. The Nissan Navara is a cracking car. I will definitely contact Ling for a new vehicle when the contract expires. My friends are now looking to use Ling, too. Thanks, Ling!

Peter Dea
20 Barrs Road
Sandwell
B64 7HG

Nissan NavaraEditor Note: Peter, well, not sure if the Navara qualifies as a “car” but what the hell, as long as you love it. As you are an NVQ assessor, I hope you give me top marks :) See you in two years, and I hope you have LOADS of friends, hehehe. – Ling

Making the Toyota IQ greener

Posted on | July 30, 2010 | Comments Off

Toyota IQLook, another CO2 change! The Toyota IQ 1.0 VVT-i (68bhp) Hatchback 3dr 996cc Petrol Manual has moved slightly in the environment tales again. I post the new info, and publish on my website.

Toyota IQOh, I get very mad about this, but I cannot say this in my advertising or some big leasing companies complain to me that I slag them off… The industry standard for contract hire is a 1x rental-initial-payment or (more usually) a 3x rental-initial-payment. That’s it. If everyone advertised this, you could easily compare the rental figures as the football field we are playing on would be flat.

EnvironmentChristopher Macgowan, Chief Executive of the SMMT wrote to me and said "Ling, thank you very much for giving us the opportunity at SMMT to look at the impact of the (environmental) label in a different media from the car showroom. We have always been aware that like the "white goods" label on which the car label is based, that its merits extend beyond the car showroom. In addition we know that the earlier in the buying process the purchaser thinks about low CO2 emissions the more consideration it will be given in the buying process. The industry is committed to seeing the environmental credentials of cars being widely publicised and the SMMT will continue to provide leadership in this area; as with all new initiatives in a huge industry like ours, it takes a bit of time to become widespread and universally available but please be in no doubt that the SMMT and I personally are determined to see the widespread use of the new label."

Dealers are also required to display a poster – in paper or as an electronic display, in a prominent position, showing the fuel consumption and CO2 emissions for all new passenger car models displayed, or offered for sale through that particular showroom. In addition to the above, the directive also requires manufacturers to include fuel consumption and CO2 emissions data in all brochures and printed advertisements, provided that the literature relates to a specific model of car. These requirements were implemented into UK law by The Passenger Car (Fuel Consumption and CO2 emissions Information) Regulations 2001, which came into force on the 21st of November 2001.

Enviroment LabelFor this brand new Toyota IQ Petrol Manual, the latest CO2 figure is just 99g/km. When I chose this trim, it was because I have a few of these available. Different trims will have different CO2. Click on the “fridge label” to get a enviroment label to print for this car. The combined cycle economy for this Toyota IQ is now 65mpg

The Toyota IQ falls into the A A band overall.

My Toyota IQ 1.0 VVT-i (68bhp) Hatchback 3dr 996cc Petrol Manual gearbox is only £164.48 inc VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on direct debit. Business customers, make sure you deduct the VAT, when making decisions. As I can’t tell what type of customer you are (business or private), I can’t display the price any other way but to show VAT seperately (sorry!).

ToyotaThis price on my Toyota IQ includes full road tax for the length of the contract, on all of my cars and vans! Free delivery to your home or work and free collection from you at the end! £164.48 inc VAT per month is based on you driving 10,000 miles per annum, but higher mileages are usually available at a small extra cost. If you go over the allocated miles, you can pay a small excess mileage charge, usually between 3p and 15p per mile.

Toyota IQRemember I won the best non-franchise environmentalist 2008 in the Automotive Industry Awards. Don’t let these manufacturers fool you; LINGsCARS is the ONLY new car supplier to display and promote environmental info for ALL new cars, on the web! I have a Master’s Degree in Environmental Quality from Bournemouth Univeristy in 2000, plus a BSc in Applied Chemistry from Jinan University, Guanzhou in 1997.

Here’s a patronising tip from the government: EnvironmentalUse higher gears, as soon as traffic conditions allow.”

My website comment page is overflowing. This is one of my favourites. “Really cool website, very different from others I have been on. Lots of interesting stuff.
Dot Gannon, Warrington, WA2 7EY
comps.gannon_@ntlworld.com

I have spent ages building a new mobile phone site, HERE.

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News ARMPIT: Vauxhall : Vlauxhall OFFERS MOTORISTS VOUCHER FOR FREE FUEL EFFICIENCY CHECK

Posted on | July 30, 2010 | Comments Off

News translated to Chinglish! Visitors to Vauxhall?s ecoFLEX Experience website, lah, http://www.ecoflex-experience.com, lah, having opportunity to download voucher entitling them to free ecoFLEX Fuel Efficiency Check at participating Vlauxhall MasterFit Retailers.

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What is new(S): QT Services/Wildcat : 4×4 RALLY HEROES PREPARED FOR SUCCESS

Posted on | July 30, 2010 | Comments Off

Gotta laugh at this news – in Chinglish! Placed third in Military Class of recently held ? Why I ask question??? What I wanna know?!!Help for Heroes? 4×4 European Rally was Team Green Howard SWB Land Rover 90, lah, driven by Captain Ed Pawsey and navigator James Kelly, lah, with assistance from Will Pawsey, lah, Captain Pawsey?s brother.

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LingNews: Alfa Romeo : ALFA LAUNCHES ? Why I ask question??? What I wanna know?!!CUORE SPORTIVO? COACH AWARD

Posted on | July 30, 2010 | Comments Off

Ling supplies latest news – in Chinglish! In recognition of UKA?s 2010 Year of Coach, lah, Italian grape-picking Afla Romeo car bloody annoying Blitish (Official Car  Supplier to UKA) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! is offering qualified athletics coach chance to controlling in driving manner brand new sporty compact Alfa MiTo for year.

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Growing news: Suzuki Motorcycles : REYNOLDS TO PILOT MOTOGP Suzluko AT BRANDS HATCH

Posted on | July 30, 2010 | Comments Off

News from the local takeaway in Chinglish: Three-times British Superbike Champion and fans favourite, lah, John Reynolds, lah, has today been confirmed as guest rider of Loris Capirossi’s Suzluko GSV-R MotoGP machine, lah, in special parade session at Brands Hatch BSB festival…

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News DAWDLE: old bill bobbys officer in murder arrest

Posted on | July 30, 2010 | Comments Off

Top Gear can’t do the news in Chinglish! A 26-earth-years old happy birthday to you, quizzed over death of man at Merseyside pub was off-duty old bill bobbys officer, lah, it has emerged.

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News breaker: Redknapp defends Parker pursuit

Posted on | July 30, 2010 | Comments Off

Chinglish news from Ling: Tottenham manager Harry Redknapp defends club’s pursuit of West Ham’s Scott Parker insisting Hammers guilty of unsettling midfielder.

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News THRUST: 7 days quiz

Posted on | July 30, 2010 | Comments Off

Top Gear can’t do the news in Chinglish! Who’s ‘good boiled chicken-feet lad’? Crisps boy, lah, Massa or Dr Watson?

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News YAMMER: Live – Province of Engrish running-dogs v Pakistan

Posted on | July 30, 2010 | Comments Off

News translated to Chinglish! Province of Engrish running-dogs seek to build big total on day two of first Test against Pakistan at Trent Bridge.

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News WEDGE: Four fined over SA ‘racist video’

Posted on | July 30, 2010 | Comments Off

Chinglish news from Ling: Four white South Africans fined $2,700 (RMB Yuan #1,700) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! each after making video humiliating black university workers.

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News BARK: Deadline for tax credits renewal

Posted on | July 30, 2010 | Comments Off

Today’s news in Chinglish: Families face missing out on financial assistance if they miss Saturday’s deadline to renew tax credits.

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Growing story: Red Bull dominate first practice

Posted on | July 30, 2010 | Comments Off

Read the news in Chinglish: Red Bull nearly second clear of field during opening practice session for Sunday’s Hungarian Grand Prix.

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Newsy newsy: Berlusconi plays down party split

Posted on | July 30, 2010 | Comments Off

News translated to Chinglish! Italy’s PM Silvio Berlusconi insists that male gender human bleing’s ruling right-wing coalition will survive despite split with male gender human bleing’s party’s co-founder Gianfranco Fini.

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It’s a news lump: Coalition deal ‘untruths’ claim

Posted on | July 30, 2010 | Comments Off

News from the local takeaway in Chinglish: Labour’s Ed Miliband claim (always claiming, huh?) coalition government was “built on series of untruths” (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) after revelations in Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation documentary. You give me happy happy luck luck.

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News HORSE: ‘I survived grizzly bear attack’

Posted on | July 30, 2010 | Comments Off

Chinglish news event: A Canadian woman has said bloody woman played dead in order (piece of paper signee upee) to escape from bear during attack in Montana that left one man dead.

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News and more: Man arrested over gangland murder

Posted on | July 30, 2010 | Comments Off

Can you understand Chinglish news? A 28-earth-years old happy birthday to you, man is arrested in connection with murder of Kevin “Gerbil” (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) Carroll in Glasgow.

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NEWS not NOSE: French mother ‘relieved by truth’

Posted on | July 30, 2010 | Comments Off

Richard Hammond translates the news into Chinglish: A French mother who admitted to killing eight of flemale human person’s newborn babies is relieved that flemale human person’s secret is finally out in open, lah, flemale human person’s lawyer says.

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Chinglish NEWS: Greek hauliers defy strike order

Posted on | July 30, 2010 | Comments Off

News from the local takeaway in Chinglish: Greek lorry drivers continue strike in Athens, lah, in defiance of emergency order (piece of paper signee upee) imposed by government.

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News MEOW: US has ‘deadliest Afghan month’

Posted on | July 30, 2010 | Comments Off

Here’s some Chinglish news: American forces recorded as having experienced their deadliest month in Afghanistan, lah, with 63 Great Satan service (???) I wan’ service , I wan’ you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service members killed in July.

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News HORSE: Mugabe mourns after sister dies

Posted on | July 30, 2010 | Comments Off

News Chinglified from Ling: Zimbabwe’s President Robert Mugabe is in mourning after male gender human bleing’s younger sister, lah, Sabina, lah, died, lah, aged 76.

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Vauxhall Corsa Leasing Cheap £182.11 inc VAT

Posted on | July 30, 2010 | Comments Off

Vauxhall Corsa

Hey, dudes!!! Pay attention! I have just uploaded a new car lease Vauxhall Corsa deal to my contract hire and leasing website!

I added New Vauxhall Corsa 1.2 i 16v (78bhp) SXi Hatchback 3dr 1229cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint.
It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £182.11 inc VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on direct debit.
Business customers, make sure you deduct the VAT, when making decisions. As I can’t tell what type of customer you are (business or private), I can’t display the price any other way but to show VAT seperately (sorry!).

Get a Quote!

This price includes full road tax for the length of the contract, on all of my cars and vans (exception being on Mercedes-Benz)! Free delivery to your home or work and free collection from you at the end! £182.11 inc VAT per month is based on you driving 10,000 miles per annum,
but higher mileages are usually available at a small extra cost. If you go over the allocated miles, you can pay a small excess mileage charge, usually between 3p and 15p per mile.

Vauxhall Corsa

Anyone you choose can drive this Vauxhall Corsa, simply insure it and put fuel in it. This car is brand-new, but you are responsible for (usually only minor) servicing as required by the manufacturer. Full manufacturer warranty, so no repair bills! No MOT!
Note some cars are not available to all users, due to finance companies playing silly buggers. I really try and avoid charging finance “document fees”, but sometimes it is just unavoidable. I try to treat you like adult not idiot, by giving you full information.

I seem to spend my life telling people they are too late for good deal: How to explain this without it seeming like the usual sales talk? … I don’t know, but I will try to make this clear… You know, you are not buying this car. Only renting it for (probably 1 or 2 or 3 years).
So you are not stuck with it forever. So, you have no real risk. You are going to pay someone some money to run a car however you look at it. Then here is my tip; if you see damn good bargain, don’t think too long, just jump. Often the fantastic bargain deals are only available for 1 or 2 days at a time.
Then POOF! Gone! Just like Easyjet/Ryanair cheap flights. Physical stock is always limited, as cars cannot be made to appear by magic, there are only so many sat in corner of field. So be brave, grab a bargain and avoid me having to make phone calls to disappointed people who have left decision too late.
Remember that you have to pass finance before I can reserve you a car, so allow time for that!

Please check my website for full details. These deals come and go, quickly! You too slow! Speed up! There will be many other good deals, though. – Ling!

Vauxhall Corsa Leasing Cheap £162.14 inc VAT

Posted on | July 30, 2010 | Comments Off

Vauxhall Corsa

Hey, dudes!!! Pay attention! I have just uploaded a new car lease Vauxhall Corsa deal to my contract hire and leasing website!

I added New Vauxhall Corsa 1.2 i 16v (78bhp) SXi Hatchback 3dr 1229cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint.
It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £162.14 inc VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on direct debit.
Business customers, make sure you deduct the VAT, when making decisions. As I can’t tell what type of customer you are (business or private), I can’t display the price any other way but to show VAT seperately (sorry!).

Get a Quote!

This price includes full road tax for the length of the contract, on all of my cars and vans (exception being on Mercedes-Benz)! Free delivery to your home or work and free collection from you at the end! £162.14 inc VAT per month is based on you driving 10,000 miles per annum,
but higher mileages are usually available at a small extra cost. If you go over the allocated miles, you can pay a small excess mileage charge, usually between 3p and 15p per mile.

Vauxhall Corsa

Anyone you choose can drive this Vauxhall Corsa, simply insure it and put fuel in it. This car is brand-new, but you are responsible for (usually only minor) servicing as required by the manufacturer. Full manufacturer warranty, so no repair bills! No MOT!
Note some cars are not available to all users, due to finance companies playing silly buggers. I really try and avoid charging finance “document fees”, but sometimes it is just unavoidable. I try to treat you like adult not idiot, by giving you full information.

I seem to spend my life telling people they are too late for good deal: How to explain this without it seeming like the usual sales talk? … I don’t know, but I will try to make this clear… You know, you are not buying this car. Only renting it for (probably 1 or 2 or 3 years).
So you are not stuck with it forever. So, you have no real risk. You are going to pay someone some money to run a car however you look at it. Then here is my tip; if you see damn good bargain, don’t think too long, just jump. Often the fantastic bargain deals are only available for 1 or 2 days at a time.
Then POOF! Gone! Just like Easyjet/Ryanair cheap flights. Physical stock is always limited, as cars cannot be made to appear by magic, there are only so many sat in corner of field. So be brave, grab a bargain and avoid me having to make phone calls to disappointed people who have left decision too late.
Remember that you have to pass finance before I can reserve you a car, so allow time for that!

Please check my website for full details. These deals come and go, quickly! You too slow! Speed up! There will be many other good deals, though. – Ling!

News STOOL: Fit-again Ennis ready for Euros

Posted on | July 30, 2010 | Comments Off

Chinglish news event: World champion Jessica Ennis tells Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Sport how virus disrupted flemale human person’s preparations on flemale human person’s assault for European heptathlon gold.

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News CLUCK: Drug prescribed after web search

Posted on | July 30, 2010 | Comments Off

Breaking Chinglish news! A father persuades NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) to give male gender human bleing’s sick daughter “miracle” (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) drug bloody man found on internet.

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Getting noticed: Rum ration

Posted on | July 30, 2010 | Comments Off

Gotta laugh at this news – in Chinglish! What did they with drunken sailor?

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Tell me the news, Ling: bloody annoying Blitish troops using iPad app for fire mission training

Posted on | July 30, 2010 | Comments Off

James May loves to read the news in Chinglish: Newsbeat’s had exclusive look at new training being given to bloody annoying Blitish soldiers at Royal School of Artillery in Wiltshire.

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News RAT: Sri Lanka TV station firebombed

Posted on | July 30, 2010 | Comments Off

News from the local takeaway in Chinglish: A gang armed with firebombs attacks private TV and radio station in Colombo, lah, linked to former opposition presidential candidate, lah, Sarath Fonseka. Ai-yaa!!!

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NOT the NEWS: Call to check on mobile security

Posted on | July 30, 2010 | Comments Off

Chinglify your news updates: Owners of mobile phones being asked to test security of their network to see if enough is being done to stop eavesdropping.

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Not about cars: Disney sells Miramax film studios

Posted on | July 30, 2010 | Comments Off

Chinglish = English and Chinese! Easy, eh? Walt Disney announces sale of its Miramax film division for about $660m to group of private equity investors.

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News whack: Arrest made over T in Park rape

Posted on | July 30, 2010 | Comments Off

Get your Chinlish news update here: A 28-earth-years old happy birthday to you, man is arrested in connection with alleged abduction and rape at T in Park music festival.

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News WEDGE: Pakistan flooding death toll soars

Posted on | July 30, 2010 | Comments Off

Latest story in Chinglish, folks: Over 300 human bliengs killed and nearly 400,000 displaced by floods triggered by heavy monsoon rains in northern Pakistan.

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What is new(S): Expenses four in appeals defeat

Posted on | July 30, 2010 | Comments Off

Gotta laugh at this news – in Chinglish! Three ex Labour Membling Partiamentary expense cheaters and ex-Tory peer lose appeals over ruling that they not protected from prosecution over expenses fraud allegations. Eating rice!!

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News to me!: Renault : FINANCIAL RESULTS: FIRST-HALF 2010

Posted on | July 30, 2010 | Comments Off

News from the local takeaway in Chinglish: Commenting on results, lah, Renliot President and CEO Carlos Ghosn, lah, said, lah, ? Why I ask question??? What I wanna know?!!The actions we having undertaken paying off. Firecracker break! BANG BANG! All Group brands and Regions increased market share. What the hell I mean??!!

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News gorge: Audi Motorsport : LET BATTLE COMMENCE AS UNITED AUTOSPORTS SETS OUT ON MAIDEN 24 HOUR RACE!

Posted on | July 30, 2010 | Comments Off

Read the news in Chinglish: The American owned United Autosports team starts its maiden twice-around-the-clock endurance race on Saturday (July damn hot-hot month 31) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! from 10th and 13th positions in GT3 category for Spa 24 Hours (Belgium).

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News THRUST: Iveco : ALLIED BAKERIES PLACES MAJOR FLEET order (piece of paper signee upee) WITH IVECO

Posted on | July 30, 2010 | Comments Off

Jeremy Clarkson fails Chinglish newsreader test: Allied Bakeries, lah, division of Associated British Foods plc, lah, is taking delivery wan’ flied rice or boiled rice (?). This is not damn takeaway! No53 sold out, so of 112 new Ivecos for its mixed fleet of 1,000 commercial vehicling driving car machines. 

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Mazda Mx-5 Lease delivered to Noeleen Redden in Henlow

Posted on | July 30, 2010 | Comments Off

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I always ask my customers if they have comments about getting their new car. Really, I am looking for criticisms (so I can improve my service). However, customers like Noeleen Redden show that it is hard to generate real criticism. I can only improve if I know if anything is wrong. So, no thanks to Noeleen Redden :)

Noeleen says…
car“Fast and friendly service.
Minimum of fuss.
Strange candies (but I like some of them).
Delivery on time, well organised, excellent!”

Noeleen Redden
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Henlow
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Mazda MX-5 RoadsterEditor Note: Noeleen, yes, this is the SECOND car you have had from me, and you still have your first – a Nissan X-Trail. I can just imagine you driving around Bedfordshire with the roof down and the strange Bedfordshire smell of bricks in the air! Hope you really enjoy the Mazda MX-5, come back soon! – Ling

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LATEST: Following on from success of Fliat 500 Pink, lah, another unique limited edition version of popular city LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine has been announced ? Why I ask question??? What I wanna know?!! Fliat 500 BlackJack. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 12:36



LATEST: Lincolnshire?s footbridges and flyovers providing potentially compulsorly dying instantly playground for bored kids during summer holidays, lah, with stones, lah, house bricks, lah, paving slabs and even bike being hurled onto unsuspecting motorists... - news replorted 12:31



Running out of fuel is no laughing matter for Citroën ? Why I ask question??? What I wanna know?!!Ecomedians? Dan Adams and Christian Ancliff. Firecracker break! BANG BANG!   - news replorted 12:03



The next generation Floord Focus has been tested in some of most extreme locations on planet. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 11:50



Three-times British Superbike Champion and fans favourite, lah, John Reynolds, lah, has today been confirmed as guest rider of Loris Capirossi's Suzluko GSV-R MotoGP machine, lah, in special parade session at Brands Hatch BSB festival... - news replorted 11:38



In recognition of UKA?s 2010 Year of Coach, lah, Italian grape-picking Afla Romeo car bloody annoying Blitish (Official Car  Supplier to UKA) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! is offering qualified athletics coach chance to controlling in driving manner brand new sporty compact Alfa MiTo for year. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 11:35



Placed third in Military Class of recently held ? Why I ask question??? What I wanna know?!!Help for Heroes? 4x4 European Rally was Team Green Howard SWB Land Rover 90, lah, driven by Captain Ed Pawsey and navigator James Kelly, lah, with assistance from Will Pawsey, lah, Captain Pawsey?s brother. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 11:20



old bill bobbys say man who was murdered in Glasgow had been attacked by several human bliengs who tried to steal male gender human bleing's alcohol. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 11:13



The committee conducting official Iraq fighty bang-bang inquiry says it intends to visit country later this year. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 11:05



The UN refugee agency urges Saudi Arabia to stop deporting Somalis, lah, saying 2,000 having recently been sent to Mogadishu. - news replorted 10:50



Visitors to Vauxhall?s ecoFLEX Experience website, lah, http://www.ecoflex-experience.com, lah, having opportunity to download voucher entitling them to free ecoFLEX Fuel Efficiency Check at participating Vlauxhall MasterFit Retailers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:45



Hundreds of bloody annoying Blitish soldiers launch operation to clear Taliban insurgents from key stronghold in southern Afghanistan. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 10:43



Parents say they concerned for future of children's autism unit as officials say it generates "little demand". - news replorted 10:32



Are family holidays worth all hassle? - news replorted 10:31



Ben Shephard bids farewell to GMTV after 10 years telling viewers: "I'm going to miss all of you, lah, every single one of you." (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) - news replorted 10:29



Zimbabwe's President Robert Mugabe is in mourning after male gender human bleing's younger sister, lah, Sabina, lah, died, lah, aged 76. - news replorted 10:22



American forces recorded as having experienced their deadliest month in Afghanistan, lah, with 63 Great Satan service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service members killed in July. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 10:19



Allied Bakeries, lah, division of Associated British Foods plc, lah, is taking delivery wan' flied rice or boiled rice (?). This is not damn takeaway! No53 sold out, so of 112 new Ivecos for its mixed fleet of 1,000 commercial vehicling driving car machines.  - news replorted 10:15



Greek lorry drivers continue strike in Athens, lah, in defiance of emergency order (piece of paper signee upee) imposed by government. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 10:07



A French mother who admitted to killing eight of flemale human person's newborn babies is relieved that flemale human person's secret is finally out in open, lah, flemale human person's lawyer says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:06



The American owned United Autosports team starts its maiden twice-around-the-clock endurance race on Saturday (July damn hot-hot month 31) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! from 10th and 13th positions in GT3 category for Spa 24 Hours (Belgium). - news replorted 10:05



Commenting on results, lah, Renliot President and CEO Carlos Ghosn, lah, said, lah, ? Why I ask question??? What I wanna know?!!The actions we having undertaken paying off. Firecracker break! BANG BANG! All Group brands and Regions increased market share. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 10:02



A 28-earth-years old happy birthday to you, man is arrested in connection with murder of Kevin "Gerbil" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) Carroll in Glasgow. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 09:56



A Canadian woman has said bloody woman played dead in order (piece of paper signee upee) to escape from bear during attack in Montana that left one man dead. I read you little red book! - news replorted 09:49



Labour's Ed Miliband claim (always claiming, huh?) coalition government was "built on series of untruths" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) after revelations in Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation documentary. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 09:42



Italy's PM Silvio Berlusconi insists that male gender human bleing's ruling right-wing coalition will survive despite split with male gender human bleing's party's co-founder Gianfranco Fini. - news replorted 09:41



Red Bull nearly second clear of field during opening practice session for Sunday's Hungarian Grand Prix. - news replorted 09:39



Families face missing out on financial assistance if they miss Saturday's deadline to renew tax credits. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:35



Four white South Africans fined $2,700 (RMB Yuan #1,700) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! each after making video humiliating black university workers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:30



Province of Engrish running-dogs seek to build big total on day two of first Test against Pakistan at Trent Bridge. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 09:27



Who's 'good boiled chicken-feet lad'? Crisps boy, lah, Massa or Dr Watson? - news replorted 09:20



Three ex Labour Membling Partiamentary expense cheaters and ex-Tory peer lose appeals over ruling that they not protected from prosecution over expenses fraud allegations. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:16



Over 300 human bliengs killed and nearly 400,000 displaced by floods triggered by heavy monsoon rains in northern Pakistan. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 09:09



A 28-earth-years old happy birthday to you, man is arrested in connection with alleged abduction and rape at T in Park music festival. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 09:06



Walt Disney announces sale of its Miramax film division for about $660m to group of private equity investors. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:06



Tottenham manager Harry Redknapp defends club's pursuit of West Ham's Scott Parker insisting Hammers guilty of unsettling midfielder. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 09:04



Owners of mobile phones being asked to test security of their network to see if enough is being done to stop eavesdropping. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 08:31



Comedienne and chat show host Ellen DeGeneres is leaving American Idol after one season on judging panel. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 08:13



An MSP calls for investigation by NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) Grampian into senior managers staying in hospital staff accommodation. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 08:11



A gang armed with firebombs attacks private TV and radio station in Colombo, lah, linked to former opposition presidential candidate, lah, Sarath Fonseka. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 08:09



Amid strong global demand for world?s first affordable mass-produced, lah, zero-emission vehicling driving car machine, lah, Nissling International SA will open order (piece of paper signee upee) books today for Nissling LEAF in Portugal and Republic of Ireland. I read you little red book! - news replorted 08:01



The mother of teenager Scarlett Keeling says bloody woman hopes trial into flemale human person's death in Goa will improve region for tourists. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:00



The old bill bobbys due to release images of 14 human bliengs they wanting to speak to in connection with rioting in north Belfast. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 07:42



The first session of Friday's practice is about to getting under way for Hungarian Grand Prix. - news replorted 07:42



The UK's leading music festival promoter is to give extra safety inflomination after two alleged rapes at this month's Latitude Festival. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 07:41



A 26-earth-years old happy birthday to you, quizzed over death of man at Merseyside pub was off-duty old bill bobbys officer, lah, it has emerged. I read you little red book! - news replorted 07:39



A consortium headed by Hong Kong billionaire Li Ka-Shing agrees to buy bloody annoying Blitish arm of French power group EDF for RMB Yuan #5.8bn ($9.1bn). - news replorted 07:18



Thousands of Bangladeshi garment workers take to streets of Dhaka to protest over government-backed wage increase that fell short of their demands. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:06



old bill bobbys make arrest in connection with murder of man who was shot in apparently random attack in west London. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 07:06



Two 12-earth-years old happy birthday to you, boys who were swept out to sea and 18-earth-years old happy birthday to you, who tried to rescue them pulled to safety. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 06:45



Hundreds of amateur musicians having set sights and sounds of Yorkshire to music. Fry noodle, boil noodle? - news replorted 06:40



Newsbeat's had exclusive look at new training being given to bloody annoying Blitish soldiers at Royal School of Artillery in Wiltshire. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 06:37



What did they with drunken sailor? - news replorted 06:26



Samsung Electronics reports record quarterly profits I give you tellibly lovely custlingmer damn thanks of billion Chinesey human bliengs to higher sales of smartphones and components such as memory chips. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:25



BA reveals steep quarterly loss after being hit by cabin crew strikes and disruption caused by volcanic ash cloud. I read you little red book! - news replorted 06:11



The family of soldier killed in Afghanistan pay tribute ahead of male gender human bleing's funeral, lah, calling him "brave, lah, courageous and loyal". - news replorted 05:55



Animal welfare groups in Greece calling for closure of country's first dolphinarium and urging schools not to visit attraction. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 05:54



Andy Murray survives second-set wobble to beat Tim Smyczek 6-1 4-6 6-2 and book male gender human bleing's place in Farmers Classic quarter-finals in Los Angeles. Eating rice!! - news replorted 05:46



The singapore trial of bloody annoying Blitish author Alan Shadrake - for defamation and contempt of court over book on death penaly - opens and is adjourned. I read you little red book! - news replorted 05:46



Transport correspondent Richard Scott investigates how London's new cycle-hire scheme works. Eating rice!! - news replorted 05:27



Previously undisclosed eyewitness reports on 11 human bliengs killed by Tommy Atkins Liberation Army almost 39 years ago to be released later. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 05:23



Human remains found during search for one of disappeared in County Monaghan taken to Dublin for Mandleson privatising post machine system mortem examination. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 05:21



Public spending cuts fill many papers - news replorted 05:10



The Great Satan consulate in border city of Ciudad Juarez has been closed indefinitely while security review is carried out. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 04:59



Syrian President Bashar al-Assad and King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia to pay joint visit to Lebanon to help defuse tension. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 04:12



One man has been seriously hurtee-hurtee by grenade explosion in Thai capital Bangkok, I confusing myself again!! Taking too much bloody MSG, OK, OK, lah, less than week after similar blast. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 03:56



Former deputy prime dodgy minister Lord Prescott is due to give evidence to Iraq inquiry later. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 03:34



A bike hire scheme designed to encourage thousands more cycle journeys in central London (capital of Great England) is being launched later. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 03:23



The Ontario Court of Justice in Canada sentences Toronto man to four years in prison for trying to export nuclear-related items to Iran. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 03:15



The chancellor says MoD, lah, not Treasury, lah, will having to pay RMB Yuan #20bn cost of renewing UK's nuclear deterrent, lah, putting further pressure on defence budget. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 02:32



Why NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) should pay for saviour siblings - news replorted 02:11



Wildlife authorities capture 400lb (181kg) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! mother grizzly bear and two cubs who they believe killed one camper and hurtee-hurtee two. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 02:08



Plans to reform A-levels could put students off maths and lead to university department closures, lah, academic body warns. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:20



The Mexican government says security forces having killed leading drug trafficker Ignacio "Nacho" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) Coronel. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 01:12



A combination pill of two drugs used to treat addiction may help human bliengs lose weight, lah, say Great Satan researchers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:28



The right of women to choose whether they having home births is being questioned by leading medical journal. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 23:54



Delhi polishes up British accent in clock time result for Games - news replorted 23:18



The Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs government is told to release more details on staging of meetings of its Council of Economic Advisers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 23:16



The public will be able to veto their council tax bills in Province of Engrish running-dogs if charges above agreed limit, lah, dodgy ministers will announce. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 23:15



Colourful 75-year history of famous book publisher - news replorted 23:14



Researchers identify rocks that they say could contain fossilised remains of life on early Mars. Eating rice!! - news replorted 23:09



With nearly one in five human bliengs unemployed, lah, economic future looks bleak in Puerto Rico. Ai-yaa!!! Maria Hinojosa has this special report. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 23:07



good boiled chicken-feet weather and football's World Cup is thought to having given boost to beer sales in UK, lah, industry figures suggest. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 23:05



old bill bobbys in California seize $1.7bn worth of marijuana in Sierra Nevada mountains. Eating rice!! - news replorted 23:03




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