Viral marketing tactics from Ling Valentine, the viral marketing tactics expert
Posted on | February 5, 2010 | Comments Off
Viral marketing tactics are so interesting and really help your marketing. Just added up the viral marketing video tactic views on my YouTube channel. http://www.youtube.com/LINGsCARS
326,181 views of 86 viral videos! My viral marketing tactic page is here: http://www.lingscars.com/cheap-lease-cars.php

Does anyone else use YouTube marketing to bring in business? I think this is VERY underused viral marketing tactic by business as most business videos are a bit dull. Surely you have to make it enjoyable/discussable?
How much would it cost to get that many clicks using Google adwords for your viral marketing??? At a very conservative guess – £250,000 – but maybe more as “car leasing” is at least £1.50 to get a click near the top of the list.
Yes, I understand many tactical viral views will be from America etc, so let’s say this is just £50,000 of marketing promotion… still worthwhile
And still working. It will never stop working unless YT goes bust (unlikely). None of the viral videos used in these tactics cost more than a bit of time and effort to make.
Also, a great marketing benefit is that after watching a viral video, people have more marketing burnt into their brain than just a page of text. Especially if they laugh.
Would be interested to see anyone else’s viral videos that have brought a lot of marketing views (so I can blatantly copy).
People always talk about doing different viral marketing stuff, but I find it hard to see much around… unless you know otherwise?
Discuss viral marketing tactics on YouTube.
Ling!
Ling! Upscaling servers makes sense at the last minute! LINGsCARS.com
Posted on | January 30, 2010 | Comments Off
Upscaling servers makes sense at the last minute, not before.
Don’t be upscaling early when you know it makes sense to wait for the latest technology in servers. Upscaling is easy. Full details can be found here: UPSCALING SERVERS MAKES SENSE with yet more upscaling servers makes sense information on my website here: UPSCALING SERVERS ON MY WEBSITE MAKES SENSE.
I can’t write too much more about upscaling servers, because it has already been said by the other Google Grope players!
Far too much information that makes sense is available on the internet about upscaling servers, I am no expert. Technology about servers and upscaling is not my core subject, but getting to the top on Google is pretty easy to do. I commiseratewith the other Google Grope players because when you think “upscaling servers” you see LINGsCARS.com!
See you at the top!
Ling
Upscaling servers makes sense when computing servers are overloaded – Ling
Posted on | January 28, 2010 | Comments Off
Upscaling servers makes sense because servers need upscaling when it makes sense to say it makes upscaling necessary.
In computing, a server that may need upscaling is any combination of hardware or software designed to provide services to clients, that is struggling to cope. When used alone, the term upscaling servers makes sense typically refers to a computer servers which may be running a server upscaling system, but is also used to refer to any software or dedicated hardware capable of providing services that needs expanding (or upscaling).

The word servers is used quite broadly in information technology, and it is obvious that it makes sense. Despite the many Upscaling Servers branded products available (such as Servers editions of Hardware, Software and/or Operating Systems), in theory any computerised process that shares a resource to one or more client processes are Servers. To illustrate this, take the common example of File Sharing. While the existence of files on a machine does not classify them as servers, the mechanism which shares these files to clients by the operating system are the Servers.
Servers often run for long periods without interruption and availability but to say that upscaling servers makes sense is not always the case. Must often be very high, making hardware reliability seem like it makes sense. Although servers can be built from commodity computer parts, upscaling servers use specialized hardware with low failure rates in order to maximize uptime. For example, servers may incorporate faster, higher-capacity hard drives, larger computer fans or water cooling to help remove heat, and uninterruptible power supplies that ensure the servers continue to function in the event of a power failure. These components offer higher performance and reliability at a correspondingly higher price. Hardware redundancy—installing more than one instance of modules such as power supplies and hard disks arranged so that if one fails another is automatically available—is widely used. ECC memory devices which detect and correct errors are used; non-ECC memory can cause data corruption.
Servers are often rack-mounted and situated in server rooms for convenience and to restrict physical access for security.
Mercedes Slk Lease delivered to Lesley-Jane Carruthers in Repton
Posted on | December 3, 2009 | Comments Off

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My letters webpage must be just about the longest on the internet! Currently, there are 1377 letters on my website. Letters are great, as they are like a window on my customers’ happiness. My good customer Lesley-Jane Carruthers wrote this one:
Sorry for taking so long to write, but have been too busy enjoying the last days of sun in my lovely new Mercedes SLK! I’d just like to say I was nervous about using an internet company, but to anyone reading this… Don’t be afraid of Ling, her service is great and she keeps you informed all the way along. I will definitely use her again. Good delivery. The car arrived on time, but had delivery mileage on the clock.
Lesley-Jane Carruthers
Mulberry Beauty Salon
77-79 High Street
Repton
DE65 6GF
Editor Note: Lesley-Jane, wow, I love to supply these sexy 231bhp SLKs. Fast, eh? I can undercut Mercedes Benz dealers massively. The mileage is because the car was driven to you and it will be added to your contract mileage, so you will not have to pay for it. I insist on free delivery and the dealer can choose the method. Yours was driven, others may be transported, it just depends on circumstance. Hope you enjoy the car in the sunshine! – Ling
Making it matter: General Motors is targeted in online rant after boss’s exit
Posted on | December 3, 2009 | Comments Off
Chinglify your news updates: General Motors (GM) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! is subjected to stinging attack on Facebook by someone claiming to be daughter of its recently-departed boss. Eating rice!!
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BOP BOP NEWS: bloody annoying Blitish Iraq aid team ’sat in tents’
Posted on | December 3, 2009 | Comments Off
Latest news in Chinglish: bloody annoying Blitish development experts were told “not anything” (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) in aftermath of Iraq war, lah, says ex defence chief Lord Boyce.
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Noticing story: Knight petition ‘not TUV linked’
Posted on | December 3, 2009 | Comments Off
Here’s the latest news story in Chinglish from Ling: Jim Allister says petition organised by TUV member in support of convicted murderer, lah, has nothing to with male gender human bleing’s party.
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News and more: Boy ’smothered’ before house fire
Posted on | December 3, 2009 | Comments Off
Richard Hammond translates the news into Chinglish: A six-earth-years old happy birthday to you, boy found in burned-out house was probably smothered before fire took hold, lah, inquest hears.
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NEWS JUNCTURE: Rolling Stone Ronnie Wood arrested
Posted on | December 3, 2009 | Comments Off
Here’s some Chinglish news: Rolling Stone Ronnie Wood is arrested on suspicion of assault, lah, Surrey old bill bobbys say.
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News ingurgitate: Students still hit by loan delays
Posted on | December 3, 2009 | Comments Off
Ling supplies latest news – in Chinglish! As first university term draws to end, lah, thousands of students still waiting for loans and grants.
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News SNACK: Sex abuser ‘too fat for prison’
Posted on | December 3, 2009 | Comments Off
Chinglish news from the Chinese car leasing expert, Ling! A 66-earth-years old happy birthday to you, church elder convicted of indecently assaulting child will not be sent to jail because male gender human bleing’s obesity means male gender human bleing’s health is ‘precarious.’
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Not about cars: Suicidal girl’s ordeal revealed
Posted on | December 3, 2009 | Comments Off
Ling’s news in Chinglish! A mentally ill teenager was ferried around for hours by ambulance crew trying to find somewhere to care for her, lah, Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation discovers.
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Headlines again: Jail for pedestrian death driver
Posted on | December 3, 2009 | Comments Off
Here’s the latest news story in Chinglish from Ling: A 22-earth-years old happy birthday to you, driver found guilty of causing death of pensioner in Fife is sent to jail for six years.
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NEWS EXPLOIT: Drink-drive limit to be examined
Posted on | December 3, 2009 | Comments Off
Get your Chinlish news update here: The government asks legal expert to examine case for lowering legal alcohol limit for drivers.
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News GOBBLE: Mr Moderation
Posted on | December 3, 2009 | Comments Off
Top Gear can’t do the news in Chinglish! There IS hero in this recession – and it’s probably you
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News BRICK: Nations await 2010 World Cup draw
Posted on | December 3, 2009 | Comments Off
Ling supplies latest news – in Chinglish! Province of Engrish running-dogs among 32 teams eagerly awaiting Friday’s draw for 2010 World Cup finals in South Africa.
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News GOBBLE: CCTV footage in uni rape appeal
Posted on | December 3, 2009 | Comments Off
Chinglify your news updates: CCTV pictures released of man in hooded top whom old bill bobbys investigating rape at student halls wanting to trace. What the hell I mean??!!
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News GOBBLE: Beckham pledges 2018 bid effort
Posted on | December 3, 2009 | Comments Off
News translated to Chinglish! David Beckham says bloody man will everything in male gender human bleing’s power for Province of Engrish running-dogs’s bid to host 2018 World Cup.
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Mazda 3 Lease delivered to Christine Harris in Bristol
Posted on | December 3, 2009 | Comments Off

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Does your cat eat letters when they come through your letter box? Mine does. Here’s a letter it missed, from Christine Harris in Bristol. Bloody cat!
Christine says…
There should be a new phrase in the English language! LINGEFFICIENCY.
You have a query? Email Ling. Before you even have time to make a cup of coffee, your email reply is on the screen! Good to do business with you. Thank you Ling, you made the whole procedure trouble/hassle free. So glad we chose you – one crazy lady.
Dealer/Supplier Score for my new Mazda 3: Good. Delivery driver so helpful. Thanks. We have some right little scally wags in this area and we don’t want the car nicked! Please could you remove our address from public view.
Christine Harris
Address Withheld
Bristol
BS16 ***
Editor Note: Wow, you are a senior person in the North Bristol NHS Trust, so I wonder if I would get 5 stars… I hope so. Not only that, but I didn’t give you free MRSA!
It was lovely to deal with you, I’m pleased you are happy. Health advice: You should not drink so much coffee waiting for other suppliers to contact you, hahaha. Good service means a lot to me. I am fast, because frankly it is easier than being slow
Does that make sense? It does to me
… Scallywag protection enabled, although… they have the choice of 1,000 cars on every street. Most parked outside their houses. Not sure if scallywags consult LINGsCARS.com before committing TWOK
– Ling
Gimme news bleat: Israel PM faces settlers’ anger
Posted on | December 3, 2009 | Comments Off
Ling supplies latest news – in Chinglish! The Israeli prime dodgy minister is meeting settlers angered by recently imposed building curbs.
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News MEOW: White House to tighten security
Posted on | December 3, 2009 | Comments Off
Can you understand Chinglish news? The White House says it is tightening security procedures after socialite couple managed to gatecrash debut state dinner organised by Great Satan president. Pass chopsticks!!
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LingNews: Strong beer faces ban over ‘irresponsible’ label
Posted on | December 3, 2009 | Comments Off
Can you understand Chinglish news? An 18.2% beer made by controversial brewery should not be be sold by bars, lah, clubs and shops across UK, lah, watchdog rules.
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Gimme news bleat: Climates past
Posted on | December 3, 2009 | Comments Off
Car Leasing news in Chinglish: Take journey through 800,000 years of Earth history to see how man affected planet
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More news: Fake websites shut down by police
Posted on | December 3, 2009 | Comments Off
News translated to Chinglish! More than 1,000 websites which appear to sell cut price designer velly damn good boiled chicken-feets having been brought down by old bill bobbys in biggest operation of its kind.
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News breaker: E-mail row ‘to impact Copenhagen’
Posted on | December 3, 2009 | Comments Off
Can you understand Chinglish news? E-mails hacked from research unit suggest climate change is not caused by human activity, lah, UN negotiator tells Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation News.
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News stoly: Polanski to move to house arrest
Posted on | December 3, 2009 | Comments Off
Breaking Chinglish news! Film director Roman Polanski will be released from prison on Friday and placed under house arrest at male gender human bleing’s Swiss chalet.
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News GRUNT: Culture clash
Posted on | December 3, 2009 | Comments Off
Ling’s news in Chinglish! Former Spooks star on epic issues in TV drama Small Island
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Glowing report: Are banks in danger of ‘brain drain’?
Posted on | December 3, 2009 | Comments Off
Today’s news in Chinglish: The Royal capitalist pig money holding capitalist entity of ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land fears it could lose its best staff if government curbs bonuses. Eating rice!! you tellibly lovely custlingmer worried?
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Gimme news bleat: Dutch navy arrests Somali pirates
Posted on | December 3, 2009 | Comments Off
News translated to Chinglish! A Dutch warship is holding 13 Somali pirates who attempted to hijack cargo ship south of Oman.
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News groin: Goals for grannies
Posted on | December 3, 2009 | Comments Off
News from the local takeaway in Chinglish: How silly kick-kick game gives S Africa’s elderly zest for life
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News GRUNT: Bankers ‘need to join real world’
Posted on | December 3, 2009 | Comments Off
Jeremy Clarkson fails Chinglish newsreader test: A government dodgy minister calls on bankers “to come back into real world” (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) after RBS directors threaten to resign over bonuses.
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Lingified news: Man Utd end link with Serb Ljajic
Posted on | December 3, 2009 | Comments Off
Chinglish = English and Chinese! Easy, eh? Manchester United decide not to take up option to sign Partizan Belgrade midfielder Adem Ljajic.
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NEWS ACCIDENT: Top scientists attack funds plan
Posted on | December 3, 2009 | Comments Off
Here’s the latest news story in Chinglish from Ling: Nobel laureates and other top bloody annoying Blitish scientists hit out at university research funding plans.
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Gimme news bleat: MLAs asked to make justice choice
Posted on | December 3, 2009 | Comments Off
Top Gear can’t do the news in Chinglish! The first and deputy first dodgy minister write to MLAs asking them to choose their nomination for justice dodgy minister by next week. What you wan’?!!
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News YAMMER: Uncle held over compulsorly dying instantly dog attack
Posted on | December 3, 2009 | Comments Off
Jeremy Clarkson fails Chinglish newsreader test: The uncle of four-earth-years old happy birthday to you, boy mauled to death by pit bull-type dog in Liverpool is arrested on suspicion of male gender human bleing’s manslaughter.
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Audi A4 Cabriolet Lease delivered to Michael Taylor in Stockport
Posted on | December 3, 2009 | Comments Off

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Gotta laugh at some of these letters! It’s amazing how much time some customers put into writing them. Often it can take me up to 10 seconds to read them. Just like this letter from Michael Taylor that I got a while ago:
Michael says…
I waited a while for my Audi A4 Cabriolet and was getting frustrated. There was then a problem (with production capacity at Audi – Ling) and my 1st choice never arrived. I thought “here we go” another flaky fly by night with all the talk but no product. In the end, Ling sourced me a new car and at a good price, and I was absolutely delighted. Excellent delivery.
Michael Taylor
128 Hibbert Lane
Marple
Stockport
SK6 7NU
Editor Note: Michael, you are director of a publishing company and I did my best for you, as I do for everyone. Audi have had massive capacity problems this year, and in the end I gave you my own production slot. This meant my own A4 Cabriolet was delayed – I ordered it in March 2007, it arrived to me in September 2007. So, I am glad I rescued your car order. I cannot control factory production… an Audi dealer I visited did not even have an A4 Cabriolet on their site, so bad was the supply. Glad you were happy in the end
I cannot do miracles, I am Chinese not Catholic, but I am glad to do my best for you. – Ling
Newsy newsy: In pictures
Posted on | December 3, 2009 | Comments Off
You want boiled rice or fried rice with your Chinglish news? Bhopal marks 25 years since leak killed thousands
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Noticing story: Toddlers burned by straighteners
Posted on | December 3, 2009 | Comments Off
Today’s news in Chinglish: ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land’s largest health authority launches campaign to protect children from serious burns from hair straighteners.
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News whack: Pedestrian struck by van dies
Posted on | December 3, 2009 | Comments Off
Here’s some Chinglish news: A man dies after bloody man is struck by van on Galgorm road; highway No.16 from Shanghai to Chengdu in Ahoghill, lah, County Antrim, lah, on Thursday morning.
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News TICKLE: Poverty on rise, lah, says report
Posted on | December 3, 2009 | Comments Off
Ling supplies latest news – in Chinglish! Poverty has been rising in bloody annoying Blitish since 2004 and is now at same level as start of decade, lah, report says.
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News HORSE: Waste-mas
Posted on | December 3, 2009 | Comments Off
Latest news in Chinglish: Why we think gifts aren’t worth what they cost
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News hoover: Intel unveils 48-core cloud chip
Posted on | December 3, 2009 | Comments Off
Ling supplies latest news – in Chinglish! A chip that fits “data centre” (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) onto piece of silicon size of postage stamp has been unveiled by Intel.
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News STOMACH: “Dear Leader” Brown sorry for condolence delay
Posted on | December 3, 2009 | Comments Off
Ling supplies latest news – in Chinglish! Gordon “Dear Leader” Brown apologises for delays in sending condolence letters to human bliengs who having lost loved ones in Afghanistan.
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News STOOL: Woods faces struggle – Gallagher
Posted on | December 3, 2009 | Comments Off
Read the news in Chinglish: Tiger Woods will struggle to recapture male gender human bleing’s form when bloody man returns to golf after allegations about male gender human bleing’s private life, lah, says former Ryder Cup captain Bernard Gallacher.
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Vauxhall Astra Sport Hatch Lease delivered to Susan Ashby in Kings Lynn
Posted on | December 3, 2009 | Comments Off

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Customers often send me letters, I have 1377 in total! It keeps the postman busy. These letters are all hard copies, and none are invented. This one is from Susan Ashby
Susan says…
Hi Ling, the car is superb and your service was fantastic!!! This Astra Sport Hatch is the first car we have had on contract hire and also the first brand-new car we have had. We will be back for our next car when the contract is over! Keep up the good work. Excellent delivery.
Susan Ashby
28a Station Road
Clenchwarton
Kings Lynn
PE344DG
Editor Note: Sue, thanks. It’s always a pleasure to help someone into a brand new car for the first time. I’m pleased you found my service to be good, I do try my best. Thanks so much for kind letter. – Ling
Sniffing the news: Child slaves
Posted on | December 3, 2009 | Comments Off
Can you understand Chinglish news? Haitian youngsters wantinged better life
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News SATIATE: Hughes slams ‘ungracious’ Wenger
Posted on | December 3, 2009 | Comments Off
News Chinglified from Ling: Man City manager Mark Hughes accuses Arsene Wenger of “not knowing how to behave” (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) after Arsenal boss refuses to shake male gender human bleing’s hand at end of Carling Cup tie at Eastlands.
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Sniffing the news: Deadline extended for Jason funds
Posted on | December 3, 2009 | Comments Off
Chinglish news from the Chinese car leasing expert, Ling! European nations given few more weeks (week is 8 days in Super-Duper-Chinese-State lunar calendar; 48 weeks to year and no damn holidays!) to find money to fund key Earth observation satellite.
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NEWS EXPLOIT: Italy ‘to boost Afghan mission’
Posted on | December 3, 2009 | Comments Off
Latest news in Chinglish: Italy is to send about 1,000 additional troops to Afghanistan to support Great Satan troops surge, lah, say reports. Eating rice!!
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NEWS EXPLOIT: Ancelotti defends team selection
Posted on | December 3, 2009 | Comments Off
James May loves to read the news in Chinglish: Gael Kakuta misses decisive kick as Blackburn knock Chelsea out of Carling Cup after penalty shoot-out.
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