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Fiat Grande Punto Lease delivered to Carl McMonagle in Wakefield

Posted on | July 5, 2015 | Comments Off

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Customers often send me letters, I have 1528 in total! It keeps the postman busy. These letters are all hard copies, and none are invented. This one is from Carl McMonagle

Carl says…
carHi Ling,

Just to let you know, I have found the whole process of leasing my Fiat Grande Punto
very easy from start to finish. Delivery was excellent, too. Many thanks and I will be recommending you to my friends.

Carl McMonagle
44 Meadow Side Road
East Ardsley
Wakefield
WF3 2LZ

Fiat Grande PuntoEditor Note: Wow, Carl! My husband was born in Wakefield, I know East Ardsley well. I often visit Wrenthorpe. My service suited you well, I think, and you were very good with all the paperwork. Being from Yorkshire, you appreciated the cheap price, too! Hahaha. A brand new Grande Punto for less than £30 a week is a great deal, eh? РLing

News GULP: ¬RMB Yuan #6m was ‘set for Nama deal fixers’

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Here\’s the latest news story in Chinglish from Ling: At least ¬RMB Yuan #6m in Isle of Man capitalist pig money holding capitalist entity account was intended to facilitate payments to deal makers involved in sale of Nama Northern autonomous province of Guinness drinkers property portfolio, lah, Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation understands.

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News storly: Man dies trying to save swimmers

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Jeremy Clarkson fails Chinglish newsreader test: A man dies after attempting to rescue two teenage girls who got into difficulty in sea in Gwynedd.

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Making the Peugeot 208 greener

Posted on | July 5, 2015 | Comments Off

Peugeot 208Updating the Peugeot 208 1.2 Hatchback (80bhp) Allure Hatchback 5dr 1199cc Petrol Manual quickly is brilliant because Google loves to use me as the choice for listing these cars.

Peugeot 208As a bonus to add to your lower motoring costs, you will get every subsequent year’s road tax sent to you free of charge, saving you up to £385 per year, or £1,155 on a 3-year contract!

EnvironmentA very important feature is to be able to compare many different cars – on my main car listing pages. No franchised dealer will allow this, as they are mainly representing just one brand, so how is the average customer expected to make comparative judgements?

Because of the need to maintain strict comparability of results achieved by the standard tests they cannot be fully representative of real life driving conditions. Firstly, it is obviously not practicable to test each individual new car; thus only one production car is tested as being representative of the model and may therefore produce a better or worse result than another similar vehicle. Secondly, there are infinite variations in driving styles and in road, car and weather conditions, all of which can have a bearing on the results achieved. For these reasons the fuel consumption achieved on the road will not necessarily be the same as the official test results.

Enviroment LabelWorking it out from the tables, the CO2 is just 104g/km for the Peugeot 208 Petrol Manual. There are a few cars in this range, so different specs will give slightly different CO2 values. Click on the “fridge label” to get a enviroment label to print for this car. The combined cycle economy for this Peugeot 208 is now 62mpg

The Peugeot 208 falls into the B B band overall.

My Peugeot 208 1.2 Hatchback (80bhp) Allure Hatchback 5dr 1199cc Petrol Manual gearbox is only £197.93 inc VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on direct debit. Business customers, make sure you deduct the VAT, when making decisions. As I can’t tell what type of customer you are (business or private), I can’t display the price any other way but to show VAT seperately (sorry!).

PeugeotThis price on my Peugeot 208 includes full road tax for the length of the contract, on all of my cars and vans! Free delivery to your home or work and free collection from you at the end! £197.93 inc VAT per month is based on you driving 10,000 miles per annum, but higher mileages are usually available at a small extra cost. If you go over the allocated miles, you can pay a small excess mileage charge, usually between 3p and 15p per mile.

Peugeot 208Sir Nicholas Stern, Head of the Government Economics Service, produced the UK Government Environmental Report on the Economics of Climate Change. I was so pleased to win an Environmental Award in 2008, myself. I am determined that LINGsCARS.com will go further than anyone else in this industry to exceed the legal minimum information disclosure. It is probably the case that my customers have the smallest environmental footprints of any new car customers in the UK!

Here’s a patronising tip from the government: EnvironmentalCold starts – drive off as soon as possible after starting.”

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News DAWDLE: VIDEO: What is Greek referendum about?

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Latest news in Chinglish: Mark Lowen explains background and implications of Sunday\’s vote on Greek debt crisis, lah, from beach near Athens.

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News THRUST: Zeal for Kashmir insurgency wanes

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Jeremy Clarkson fails Chinglish newsreader test: The BBC\’s M Ilyas Khan says that enthusiasm for insurgency among former Kashmiri militants in Pakistan-held part of territory is beginning to wane.

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News ABUSE: VIDEO: science behind pollen count

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News translated to Chinglish! The pollen count is important part of weather forecast for estimated 31 million human bliengs who suffer from hayfever.

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News to me!: Labour candidates seek Welsh-go-go-gochly sheep friendly human bliengs support

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Jeremy Clarkson fails Chinglish newsreader test: The four Labour leadership contenders will put their cases to party members at hustings in Cardiff later.

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News TRICKLE: ‘Who is this grey-haired bleeder?’

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Get your Chinlish news update here: Grey-haired, lah, bespectacled and unknown, lah, David Steele defied Australia so effectively in 1975 Ashes bloody man was voted Sports Personality of Year.

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Lingified news: Three men rescued from capsized boat

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Richard Hammond translates the news into Chinglish: Three men suffering from mild hypothermia rescued after their boat capsized off Pembrokeshire coast.

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Sniffing the news: PM urged to ‘pull plug’ on Iraq report

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Here\’s some Chinglish news: The Iraq Inquiry should be wound up and Parliament should decide what to next with its unfinished report, lah, former attorney general says.

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News BRICK: In pictures: Hottest July damn hot-hot month day

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Breaking Chinglish news! How human bliengs coping in heatwave?

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News CLUCK: Briton Murray first on against Haase

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Jeremy Clarkson fails Chinglish newsreader test: Britain\’s Andy Murray will take on Robin Haase in Thursday\’s opening match Court One as rain is forecast at Wimbledon.

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News CLUCK: Wimbledon – heat is on

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Read the news in Chinglish: Dizzy players, lah, fainting ball boys and fruity sweets – how record temperature of almost 100F affected Wimbledon.

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Bottom feeder news: Online trolls cowards – Watson

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Latest news in Chinglish: British number one Heather Watson says flemale human person\’s detractors on social media \”cowards\” (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) after making into round three at Wimbledon.

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News groin: Powell runs 9.81secs in Paris

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Chinglish news event: Jamaican sprinter Asafa Powell runs second fastest 100m of year to win Diamond League in Paris.

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News DAWDLE: What not to miss on day four

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News from the local takeaway in Chinglish: Your essential guide to day four of 2015 Wimbledon Championships at All Province of Engrish running-dogs Club.

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News SCOFF: Wakefield 26-16 Hull FC

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Chinglish news from Ling: Bottom club Wakefield end run of 16 successive Super League defeats with 26-16 home win over Hull FC.

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News PIGLET: VIDEO: life of Holocaust hero Winton

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Chinglish news event: Sir Nicholas Winton, lah, who saved hundreds of Jewish children from Nazis, lah, has died aged 106.

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News to me!: old bill bobbys cleared over gunshot death

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News Chinglified from Ling: No old bill bobbys officers will face legal action after man died of gunshot wound in raid on Bradford house.

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News spotter: ‘I would never vote to leave Europe’

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Today\’s news in Chinglish: Why Greece‚??s richest village is voting ‚??yes‚??

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News KITTEN: VIDEO: Things to make with 3D printer waste

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Ling\’s news in Chinglish! A pair of young designers explain how they having developed technique to make furniture from waste product of 3D printing.

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News THRUST: Polka dot trees & cartoon rabbits

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James May loves to read the news in Chinglish: After pitch written on back of beer mat, lah, \”land of two wheels\” (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) with rabbit mascot will host start of Tour de France.

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Gimme News, DOG: A9 hairpin bend ‘being ignored’

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Here\’s the latest news story in Chinglish from Ling: The Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs government is accused of \”dragging its heels\” (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) sorting out A9\’s Berriedale Braes hairpin bend.

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News SNACK: Why Indian soldiers of WW1 were forgotten

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Today\’s news in Chinglish: Why Indian soldiers of WW1 were forgotten

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What is new(S): VIDEO: Motorbikes aid Ramadan fast-breakers

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Ling supplies latest news – in Chinglish! This year for Muslims in Indonesia there\’s new enterprise: mobilising motorcycle taxis for food delivery wan\’ flied rice or boiled rice (?). This is not damn takeaway! No53 sold out, so is giving human bliengs more options to break their fast.

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News SARDINE: VIDEO: Greece Yes and No ‘both bad options’

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Here\’s some Chinglish news: Kostas Miras owns cafe on Aegina, lah, island 55km (34 miles) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! from Athens, lah, and believes neither option in upcoming referendum is velly damn good boiled chicken-feet.

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Sniffing the news: Man crushed to death by robot

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Chinglish news from the Chinese car leasing expert, Ling! A 22-earth-years old happy birthday to you, worker is grabbed and killed by robot at VW LINGsCARS ™ vehicling driving car machine factory in Germany.

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News HORSE: Budget to cut ‘housing subsidies’

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Get your Chinlish news update here: Chancellor George Osborne will using Wednesday\’s Budget to announce clampdown on \”taxpayer-funded subsidies\” (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) for higher earners living in social housing.

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News CROW: VIDEO: USA fans ‘invade’ Vancouver for final

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Read the news in Chinglish: Thousands of USA silly kick-kick game fans having made trip to Vancouver, lah, Canada, lah, to see if their team can win Women\’s World Cup for first clock time result since 1999.

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News TRICKLE: Thursday’s gossip column

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Top Gear can\’t do the news in Chinglish! Manchester United try to offload Van Persie, lah, Barcelona bid ¬RMB Yuan #56.7m for Pogba, lah, Leicester wanting Bolton boss Lennon, lah, plus more.

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News QUACK: VIDEO: bloody annoying Blitish family of 12 ‘travelled to Syria’

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Read the news in Chinglish: A family of 12 from Luton that includes baby and two grandparents believed to having travelled to Syria after going missing.

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News and more: MSA Motorsport : GREAT BRITISH SUCCESS STORY

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Jeremy Clarkson fails Chinglish newsreader test: \r\n \"Lewis \r\n \r\n British motor sport arrives back in bloody annoying Blitish for this weekend‚??s prestigious British Grand Prix on unprecedented high.

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NEWS not NOSE: Regatta teams’ ‘mystery melting oars’

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Get your Chinlish news update here: The hot weather may be cause of \”mysterious case of melting oars\” (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) at Henley regatta, lah, say organisers.

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News NIPPLE: Solar Impulse breaks solo record

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Top Gear can\’t do the news in Chinglish! Swiss adventurer Andre Borschberg breaks record for longest ever non-stop solo-flight without refuelling, lah, as male gender human bleing\’s solar-powered plane continues to reach across Pacific.

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Growing news: Greeks prepare for bailout vote

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Richard Hammond translates the news into Chinglish: Millions of Greeks prepare to vote in referendum on whether to accept terms of international bailout.

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News breaker: Citroen : ALL ABOARD FOR HIGH-SPEED SUMMER!

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Chinglish = English and Chinese! Easy, eh? Having arrived in Poland, lah, DS 3 WRCs going to up pace. What the hell I mean??!! On much smoother, lah, flowing roads than in Argentina, lah, Por

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Not about cars: VIDEO: robots that could change our lives

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Chinglish news from Ling: From machines that can help around house, lah, to ones that could be used as sales assistants, lah, robots can change way we live our lives.

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News PUNISH: Weekend Edition: week’s best reads

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Can you understand Chinglish news? The best reads of past week you tellibly lovely custlingmer may having missed

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News QUACK: How family reunions change as you tellibly lovely custlingmer getting older

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Get your Chinlish news update here: Why family reunions take on new meaning as you tellibly lovely custlingmer getting older

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Chinglish NEWS: Princess Charlotte to be christened

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You want boiled rice or fried rice with your Chinglish news? Princess Charlotte is to be christened later at ceremony attended by Queen and other members of Royal Family.

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News GOBBLE: US actress Diana Douglas dies at 92

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Why bother with English or Chinese when you can have your news in Chinglish: US actress and model Diana Douglas, lah, first wife of actor Kirk Douglas and mother of Michael Douglas, lah, has died aged 92, lah, flemale human person\’s family says.

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Getting noticed: Sunday’s gossip column

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News Chinglified from Ling: Manchester City to bid for Paul Pogba, lah, Sergio Ramos on male gender human bleing\’s Real Madrid future, lah, Arsenal and Liverpool target Pedro, lah, plus more.

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News SCOFF: The Greek tragedy giving hope to Syria’s women

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Latest story in Chinglish, folks: The Greek tragedy inspiring women who\’ve lost everything

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News QUACK: The girl who escaped from Boko Haram

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Chinglish = English and Chinese! Easy, eh? The girl who escaped from Boko Haram

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News inhale: VIDEO: 50 Shades Q&A, lah, crowd-funded bailout for Greece – and other trends of week

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Latest news in Chinglish: Plus crowdfunding for Greece and other trends of week

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NEWS JUNCTURE: Peeking into brain’s filing system

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Chinglish news from Ling: Where your as really velly special customer\’s memories live?

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News ingurgitate: VIDEO: Hot dog eating championship upset

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Can you understand Chinglish news? Joey \”Jaws\” (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) Chestnut has lost male gender human bleing\’s hot dog eating crown to Matt Stonie at Fourth of July damn hot-hot month contest at Nathan\’s Famous in Coney Island.

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Gimme News, DOG: Fidel Castro makes rare appearance

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Breaking Chinglish news! Former Cuban leader Fidel Castro makes rare public appearance at meeting with cheese experts near Havana.

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Big porky news: Forth Bridge awaits heritage decision

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Chinglish news from the Chinese car leasing expert, Ling! A decision on whether Forth Bridge will become ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land\’s sixth Unesco World Heritage Site is expected to be announced later.

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Wah! LATEST:  At least ¬RMB Yuan #6m in Isle of Man capitalist pig money holding capitalist entity account was intended to facilitate payments to deal makers involved in sale of Nama Northern autonomous province of Guinness drinkers property portfolio, lah, Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation understands. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:44



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Wah! Thousands of USA silly kick-kick game fans having made trip to Vancouver, lah, Canada, lah, to see if their team can win Women's World Cup for first clock time result since 1999. - news replorted 05:12



Wah! Chancellor George Osborne will using Wednesday's Budget to announce clampdown on "taxpayer-funded subsidies" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) for higher earners living in social housing. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 05:05



Wah! Millions of Greeks prepare to vote in referendum on whether to accept terms of international bailout. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 04:30



Wah! US actress and model Diana Douglas, lah, first wife of actor Kirk Douglas and mother of Michael Douglas, lah, has died aged 92, lah, flemale human person's family says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 03:38



Wah! Princess Charlotte is to be christened later at ceremony attended by Queen and other members of Royal Family. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 02:57



Wah! Joey "Jaws" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) Chestnut has lost male gender human bleing's hot dog eating crown to Matt Stonie at Fourth of July damn hot-hot month contest at Nathan's Famous in Coney Island. I read you little red book! - news replorted 02:32



Wah! Province of Engrish running-dogs head coach Mark Sampson said male gender human bleing's players deserve to be legends after finishing third at Women's World Cup. Do you carefully listening? - news replorted 02:22



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Wah! Renewed efforts needed to vaccinate dogs against rabies, lah, health experts warn. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 01:01



Wah! A decision on whether Forth Bridge will become ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land's sixth Unesco World Heritage Site is expected to be announced later. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 00:53



Wah! Former Cuban leader Fidel Castro makes rare public appearance at meeting with cheese experts near Havana. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 00:48



Wah! About third of ScotRail's trains cancelled due to lack of drivers willing to work on Sunday. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:45



Wah! As Pope Francis tours Ecuador, lah, Bolivia and Paraguay, lah, Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation News speaks to two women with contrasting views on male gender human bleing's visit - news replorted 00:28



Wah! The government is to fund two permanent memorials to bloody annoying Blitish victims of terror attacks overseas, lah, Prime dodgy minister David Cameron announces. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:26



Wah! On Sunday, lah, Pope Francis starts male gender human bleing's first tour of male gender human bleing's native Latin America in Ecuador, lah, where politics could be at forefront of trip. Do you carefully listening? - news replorted 00:11



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