Show FAQ
Close (X)
Close (X)
Close (X)
Close (X)
CAR LEASING
Want a cheap
new lease car?

Start HERE!


Cheapest Car Leasing CHAT
My Customer Letters!
My Fun Pages!
Read All About Me!
Note: I live inside this website Monday to Friday 9am-6pm, to give you the very best service and make your experience a happy one! - I am Ling, accept no substitutes
Car LeasingCar Leasing
Vote for your favourite motorway sign message!
Version 237.1.
You can trust me! ... In 2010 I rented over £35million of cars (at RRP).
Spacer
Spacer
CAR LEASING - CONTRACT HIRE - CHEAP LEASE CARS
Home
Cars and Vans
How It Works
Price Lists
About Ling
 Customers
Fun Stuff
Quote/ Order
 
Customer Maps Customer Letters (1528) Customers Live in Process Website Comments Customer Poetry
Customer Complaints Customers' Driving Licences Customer Stats CUSTOMER LINGO SYSTEM LOGIN Insurance Car Updates E-MAIL SCAM Husband Scrappage Allowance DIY Credit Check

Loading...

The twitter pigeon is loading "LINGsCARS"
LIVE + KICKING twitter feed... WAIT!

New!
Intro Film News Blog Office TV Contact Moan Links Play Quiz Privacy Policy Google Visitors
Ling Valentine Quote Quote Apply for Quote DRAGONS' DEN

Richard Farleigh - "I wanted to invest; I was amazed by Ling's
complete lack of nerves, and also by her business acumen."

Duncan Bannatyne - "I wanted to
invest... but ye turrn'ed me dooon!"

Deborah Meaden
"Harrumph! I'm out!"

Ling Valentine is Viz's Official Ethnic Business Ambassador Play stupid crash game! Cheap insurance Google Spider Google Spider
Food --->
Google Spider Food

View LIVE visitors: 39 online

 
Hi! I am Ling Cheap Car Leasing - WAH! from Dragons' Den. I lease cheap new cars!
UPDATE... The latest car I've added is a Volvo V40 2.0 T2 16v (122bhp) Momentum Hatchback 5dr 1969cc Petrol at £213.16 inc VAT at 15:52 today - Ling
Car Leasing Traffic Light
Candybar

CUSTOMER LETTERS

Customer car leasing letters    shout about 1350 customer letters!    Customer car leasing letters
1528 LETTERS!
More customer letters than any other car sales site IN THE WHOLE WORLD! - Ling


You are viewing page 1 of 2 - go to page:

12
 
Next Page >>>
Search my letters page!
From your area... ...or from people... ...or about a specific car!

Showing Letters from Birmingham
Show ALL My Letters

Letter
Customer Letter: 1472 / 1528
Lisa says...
NISSAN QASHQAIExcellent service, communication was outstanding always knew exact status of delivery process. Excellent delivery of my new Qashqai.

Lisa Button
1 Sant Rd
West Heath
Birmingham
B31 3NJ


Editor Note: Hey, hey, and you are an accountant, Lisa. That means you will take time to find the very best financial option for your car. So, I am so pleased you chose me :) Thanks for being a great customer and enjoy that bloody Qashqai :) - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 1450 / 1528
Lee says...
VOLKSWAGEN SCIROCCOExcellent service from Ling and her team. There is no lease company out there that has got their business right like Ling. I recommend anyone after a lease this is the place to contact. Thanks very much I'll be back soon. Excellent delivery - on time. Service was good. I have no complaints about the whole process.

Lee James
868 Coventry Rd
Small Heath
Birmingham
B10 0TZ


Editor Note: Sciroccos are great cars! So happy you had excellent service. As you are in the car trade, I appreciate your business and that you find my prices the cheapest. Enjoy the sporty VW! - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 1367 / 1528
Jacqueline says...
 I would like to thank you for a stress free time organising a new lease car. Your website is a bit mad! But your LINGO message system is excellent and you respond very quickly to every message. You also don't charge a fee (unlike the previous company I used) - How do you do it? Delivery was when they said, but the expected date was nearly a month earlier.

Jacqueline Lee
24 Whitehill Lane
Selly Oak
Birmingham
B29 4QF


Editor Note: Very easily! Those fees are a complete rip-off and the companies who charge them are just raking in extra profit at the customer's expense. You have a lovely new Mini Cooper. The delivery was affected by the factory shutdown at Mini, due to the credit crunch - BMW chose to save money by suspending production. Not a lot I could do about that, sorry. If they don't build them, I can't deliver them. Dealer was just as frustrated as you and me. However, you have your car at last and it's fantastic. I really like those fast Minis. - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 1354 / 1528
Tracy says...
 Very efficient and helpful service. Keeps you informed every step of the way and very funny. Would recommend LINGsCARS to others. Helpful and professional delivery of my new C-Crosser.

Tracy Cawley
Address Withheld
Birmingham
B29 ***


Editor Note: Another C-Crosser! It's great to have so many good reports about this Citroen dealer, they are very efficient. As you are a Chiropodist, Tracy, I am sure to recommend you to any visitors with foot-problem... my only foot-problem is putting it in my mouth when I talk to customers, hahaha! - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 1271 / 1528
David says...
FORD FIESTAAlthough I could have got a car for a few pounds less (really??? Never! - Ling), Ling was much more helpful and has an interesting website. Also, i had a problem with my emails, but I was able to use Ling's secure "LINGO" system with no problem. Everything was made very easy, I know exactly what was going on. My new Fiesta arrived when Ling said it would. VERY PLEASED. Delivery had 46 miles on the clock. Good.

David Jones
45 Ashgrove Close
Marlbrook
Bromsgrove
B60 1HW


Editor Note: David, when you compare prices, remember that many companies have hidden fees and "document" charges. I avoid these whenever possible. So, the screen price on competitor sites does not always reflect what you will pay. In fact, most competitor car leasing websites are illegal in the way they represent VAT. However, you sound really pleased to choose me and I say THANKS to you for being a star customer. So pleased you like the LINGO system. - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 1198 / 1528
Neil says...
 Ling,

I really have to say how good the service that you provide is. The attention to detail, the prompt replies to questions and delivering exactly what you said, when you said made getting my car painless. Thank you very much, I will definitely be using your company again!

Delivery of the Vauxhall Astra to where I was working instead of home meant I got my car quicker as I was working in Bolton but live in Birmingham. Excellent.

Neil T
Address Withheld
Birmingham
B13 ***


Editor Note: I like "excellent", that is a great word. I am happy to deliver to work addresses as long as we have all home address proofs in place, for security. You were very lovely to deal with. Neil, as a software engineer, I am glad you like my software systems :) I still cannot pronounce your surname. And people say Chinese is a difficult language, hahaha. - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 1185 / 1528
Kevin says...
LEXUS ISThe Lexus IS was a great suggestion - thanks Ling. I like the new web portal, LINGO, it allows fast and easy information exchange and speeds up the whole process. Your service is still out in front. I will be back for my next car again in 2 years. Oh and the price - No one else even came near to it. Fantastic! All the best to you and your team for 2009! Delivery was very considerate and thorough.

Kevin Corry
Address withheld
Alcester
B49 ***


Editor Note: Great! You previously had a BMW 5-Series, so it's great to have a returning customer! You are also a company director so I take your comments very seriously. Thanks so much, Kevin, and I'm glad you like my new LINGO, it is a big improvement on email, eh? See you in 24-months! - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 993 / 1528
Alan says...
CarCarExcellent service and communication supplying our two new Toyota Priuses. Provided with good honest advice - will certainly continue to use Ling Cars in the future. Good delivery, on time.

Alan Sadler
Fabstore Ltd
Unit 11, Tamebridge Industrial Estate
Perry Barr
Birmingham
B42 2TX


Editor Note: Alan, wow, now you are saving TWO planets :) I give you a hyperlink for lovely letter. thanks for being such a nice customer. You are repeating customer, so I am so happy to see you back. See you in 3-years. - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 984 / 1528
Mick says...
CarLing -

Very good service, will shop with you again. Excellent delivery service.


Mick O'Reilly
8 Bissel Close
Hall Green
Birmingham
B28 0XX


Editor Note: Wow, these VW Eos are not very well-known cars, and not the cheapest, but they are very popular. A lovely convertible car :) I hope you get lots of sun in Birmingham, Mick. Thanks for short letter! - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 964 / 1528
Linda says...
CarHi Ling

I am a big believer in good service, and that is what I feel I have received from yourself. The Chevvy Captiva is our first brand-new car and still has that "new" smell. We will be in touch in 18 months! Good delivery, not a lot of involvement needed, straight from the docks.

Linda Platt
PJ Research
27 Amberley Way
Sutton Coldfield
B74 3RN


Editor Note: Great to hear you got a fresh car, Linda! I'm so glad you thought I gave good service, that makes me VERY happy. Keep sniffing the car, it is like a drug. Speak soon! - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 928 / 1528
Richard says...
CarThank you Ling, what you see is what you pay, and no hidden charges!!! No other company sends you sweets, and I will use Ling again. The Astra was a few days later than I hoped, but no problems. The delivery was excellent. The car had 75 miles on the clock, but all Ok and a nice driver.

Richard Moore
6 Parkfield Close
Tamworth
B77 1HE


Editor Note: Richard, you are so sweet. I am pleased you appreciated my poison sweets, many people say they make them ill :) You got a great 150bhp Astra (most popular car in the UK) so cheap, see you in 2-years! The 75 miles will be added to the contract mileage. - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 897 / 1528
Justin says...
CarLing delivers on all of her many promises that she makes on her website. Always helpful and available and I wouldn't hesitate to recommend her to anyone. My Freelander arrived exactly on time as promised.

Justin Luckman
65 Hill Village Road
Four Oaks
Sutton Coldfield
B75 5BH


Editor Note: Just-in time for the Easter snow, Justin, hahahaha! Sorry, that was a very bad joke! As I type this, everything is white, and I am thinking of you driving your new 4x4. What a shame I didn't promise snow! - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 817 / 1528
Peter says...
CarExcellent service, car in excellent condition with low delivery mileage. The Nissan Navara is a cracking car. I will definitely contact Ling for a new vehicle when the contract expires. My friends are now looking to use Ling, too. Thanks, Ling!

Peter Dea
20 Barrs Road
Sandwell
B64 7HG


Editor Note: Peter, well, not sure if the Navara qualifies as a "car" but what the hell, as long as you love it. As you are an NVQ assessor, I hope you give me top marks :) See you in two years, and I hope you have LOADS of friends, hehehe. - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 748 / 1528
Mark says...
CarAfter searching the Internet for leasing a car at the right price with no hidden extras, we were lucky enough to find LINGsCARS! From start to finish Ling was superb in providing a top class service!

We would definitely recommend LINGsCARS and re-use her in the future, without having to look elsewhere! No bullshit now... but if you want a service from a provider where you literally have to do nothing... Ling is your woman! The Citroen C2 Code arrived on time and was fully explained to me in detail. Oh - Ling also sends nice sweets out in the post, too!

Mark Villers
am2pm Mortgages
49 Fowler Road
Sutton Coldfield
B75 7LN


Editor Note: Mark, well, I must have made a mistake and sent you the wrong sweets, most people say they are terrible and that I am poisoning customers :) The C2 Code is a fantastic, fast, fully equipped car, with aircon, leather and everything. Enjoy! Thanks for letter! - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 747 / 1528
Debra says...
CarDebra says: Sorry about the delay in the letter, we have been very happy getting the car with you, especially your great sense of humour. We love your website. It's very original and informative.

Rod says: Much better doing business with you than other bigger companies. Good delivery.

Debra and Rod Sillence
34 Hawkesley Mill Lane
Northfield
Birmingham
B31 2RL


Editor Note: Debra and Rod, well, gee, thanks :)... I loved to deal with you. These Xsara Picassos are really good value cars and they are very comfortable and well equipped. Enjoy it, glad you think I am better than larger companies, I really try to please you. - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 742 / 1528
Julian says...
CarLING - YOUR SERVICE REALLY BLOWS!...

...the opposition away. I am more than a little impressed with the level of service you offered and will be back for my next car. Excellent delivery.

Julian and Katie Rapp
Dog Lane
Cooksey Green
Upton Warren
B61 9EP


Editor Note: Well, you two, you were perfect customers, always fast with your emails and lovely to deal with. Hope the VW Transporter van does a great job for you. These are real bargains! - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 725 / 1528
Darren says...
CarAnother transaction, again very smooth...

I asked Ling to offer her best price for a VW Passat Estate. The price was excellent compared to other dealers, the service was once again - excellent. No problems, very easy, much appreciated. The delivery was excellent, no questions!

Darren Edwards
Kirkfield Ltd
Units 1 & 2
Schofield Business Park
Aston Fields
Bromsgrove
B60 3DN


Editor Note: Darren, well this car follows a Citroen Relay van and I say THANKS for the business. I always offer my best price up front, I don't play the stupid chipping games others play. Hope you are just as pleased with this car as you were with the van, talk soon! - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 612 / 1528
Michael says...
CarI really appreciated such an efficient, straight-forward and honest service. No hidden costs, you know you are not being ripped off and you get all the advice you need.

Huge thanks, Ling, sorting my Citroen C4 Hatch. Delivery was efficient, couldn't fault it. Will recommend you without hesitation.

Michael Stanford
23 Cophams Close
Solihull
B92 9JJ


Editor Note: Micheal, well my Citroen supplier is good and efficient and fast. The finance is always fast, too. And the cars have loads of kit. So, with your own paperwork efficiency, this delivery was a very easy and pleasant one for me. See you in two years :) - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 600 / 1528
Darren says...
CarDear Ling,

Thank you for providing an excellent service with regards to the lease hire of our new Citroen Relay van. I personally found your company highly competitive. I like the advertising campaign and you are easy to work with. Out of the many companies I have dealt with, I would definitely say you are the best! The van delivery was excellent, delivered when they said - no problems, no confusion.

Darren Edwards
Kirkfield Ltd
Units 1 and 2
Schofield Business Park
Aston Fields
Bromsgrove
B60 3DN


Editor Note: What on earth is "Rubber Conversion"? That's what you do, Darren... sounds like recycling tyres into condoms, to me :). The new van will hold many million condoms. There is a massive export market to China for condoms for the Olympics next year, you might want to consider this. Thanks for the kind words, as ever, I simply do my best... so I am pleased when you say you think I am the best! - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 473 / 1528
Rev says...
 "Ling, thanks for the excellent service AGAIN. This is my third car from you and each time your deal and your customer service excels. The car arrived on the right day and nice and early, exactly on time as ordered, ... but then what else should I have expected?"

Rev Stuart Blunt
2 Frederick Rd
Selly Oak
Birmingham
B29 6PB


Editor Note: Stuart, you are such a nice customer. Even though we have totally different views about the God, you are happy to deal with me and you recommend friends. I simply do my best and I bring you some business too, as my sister Shan is a Christian! Hope God has a sense of humour! - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 458 / 1528
Reverend says...
 "Just to let you know, the Citroen Picasso arrived safely and early at 8.00am on Friday as promised. I am really pleased with both the service you offered and the promptness of the dealer. I am sure I will be back (again) in two year's time."

Reverend Stuart Blount
Senior Pastor
Christian Life Centre
2 Frederick Road
Selly Oak
Birmingham
B29 6PB


Editor Note: Stuart, the bloody dealer (although brilliant) kept insisting to call you "Mr" not "Rev"! I told him off. I also sent you a small Chinese bible (Mao Red Book) to make up for it. This is the THIRD Picasso you have had from me, over the time of 5-years, since 2002! LONG TERM CUSTOMER!!! :) Thanks! - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 444 / 1528
Kevin says...
BMW 5-SERIES SALOON"What's the difference between Ling and the other companies? - Well, she has the knack of dealing with you as an individual!

As a first timer to personal contract hire, I had a few stupid questions to ask. I was always offered prompt answers and advice. Thanks to Jon who helped me while Ling was in China - great service. My new BMW 5-Series was delivered promptly, in time for Christmas, with zero miles on the clock."

Kevin Corry
address withheld

B49 ***


Editor Note: Hey, Kevin, I did a lot of the work on your car from China! Don't give Jon any credit!!! Traditionally, BMW drivers are a bit agressive, but you were a very sweet customer Kevin. Are you sure you have ordered the right car? Hehehe I think you meant to click on "Nissan Micra" :) - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 423 / 1528
Kevin says...
BMW 5-SERIES SALOON"This is overdue - things have been SO busy since Xmas - but I wanted to say thanks!

The new BMW 520d SE is just fantastic, the price was great, and the service (through your communication and helpfulness) you provide stands out in a world where people talk about customer service but rarely deliver it. The only things I would question are the envelopes that are so full of chinese sweets that the postman has to hand deliver them like an injured bird, and then when you try and eat the sweets... are those things legal in this country?"

Kevin Corry
address withheld

B49 ***


Editor Note: Kevin, this delivery went very smoothly - but you were the perfect customer. Excellent credit rating, full and complete documents, fast replies to my emails. Hope you have fun pulling out in front of people, flashing to overtake on the motorway and driving aggressively in your new BMW 5-series :). Up here in Gateshead, the postman WHISTLES like an injured bird. My office cat goes crazy - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 391 / 1528
Keith says...
 "Hi Ling,

This was my first time at personal leasing and you made the whole process very easy and enjoyable. Thank you. My new SAAB 9-3 is great, the supplying dealer was good and the delivery driver was a very nice chap."

Keith Hardware
12 Manta Road
Dosthill
Tamworth
B77 1NQ


Editor Note: You were quite a lucky one, Keith, you got free leather in your new SAAB. It's nice when I can manage some bonus for my customers. Hope you have a nice time swanning around in it. (I ate swan once, it was delicious) - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 382 / 1528
Philip says...
 "Thank you so much for making it all so easy! This was the first time we have had a contract hire car and you made sure that the delivery of the brand-new Citroen Picasso went through quickly and smoothly. The Picasso was delivered on time and without problems by an excellent dealer."

Philip Mewis
60 Cardington Ave
Great Barr
Birmingham
B42 2PD


Editor Note: Philip, I do so many repeat cars to existing customers that it's really nice when I get new customers like you and like Michelle (below). It just shows that most people simply want the cheapest price combined with an enjoyable experience and quick delivery. No one needs all the overheads of £1m dealerships and loads of staff. Glad you are pleased with your new car, Philip! - Ling



Search my letters page!
From your area... ...or from people... ...or about a specific car!


You are viewing page 1 of 2 - go to page:

12
 
Next Page >>>
lingscars.com
CLICK! See 238 clients live in LINGO!
Live!!
CLICK to VIEW!
Online Service
Response Times
Quote > Proposal > Order > Delivery
 
76 CLIENTS IN 'PROPOSAL'
...LING REPLIES IN:
  HRS : MINUTES sec  
 
162 CLIENTS IN 'ORDER'
...LING REPLIES IN:
  HRS : MINUTES sec  
Lingscars.com Limited (GB)
Customers use my secure LINGO management system.
Response times above based on last 4 hour period between
9am - 6pm, Mon to Fri
-Ling
WOW! UK's best service times!
No Waiting
lingscars.com
Hello, hello! This is me!
Don't run, little customers! I'm friendly...
I am the Viz UK business ambassador!
Post me Ferrero-Rochers! Yum Yum!
Unlike most other internet car leasing sites, I publish all my contact information openly!
...so, you know who I am
- Ling


THE UK's FAVOURITE
CAR LEASING WEBSITE!

The UK's FAVOURITE car leasing website
The UK's FAVOURITE car leasing website
Boss: Ling Valentine MSc IoD
LING World Headquarters
Vance Business Park
Gateshead, NE11 9NE
Tel 0191 460 9444
Fax 0870 486 1130
sales@LINGsCARS.com
I prefer email to phone - Ling
VAT No: 866 0241 30
Co Reg No: 6178634
Consumer Credit Licence: 663330
Data Protection No: Z1098490
Best Before: 17/08/2007
LING World HQ
People's Republic of Gateshead!

 
Spacer

Latest BBC NEWS from LING in CHINGLISH!

Wah! LATEST:  McDonald's says it will create 5,000 new jobs by end of next year, lah, taking its total number of employees in bloody annoying Blitish to 115,000. - news replorted 15:17



Wah! LATEST:  John Hinckley Jr, lah, who tried to assassinate Great Satan President Ronald Reagan in 1981, lah, to be released next month after 35 years. Eating rice!! - news replorted 15:06



Wah! Workers in bloody annoying Blitish having suffered biggest fall in wages among world's richest countries since financial crisis, lah, research suggests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 14:39



Wah! Theresa May has held talks with flemale human person's Italian counterpart Matteo Renzi on UK's exit from EU and challenge posed by terrorism and mass migration. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 14:29



Wah! Province of Engrish running-dogs all-rounder Ben Stokes is ruled out of next week's third Test against Pakistan with calf injury. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 14:20



Wah! A cat that went missing eight years ago in London (capital of Great England) has been found in Paris. Eating rice!! - news replorted 14:07



Wah! Secular France has responded to Islamist attacks by promoting values inspired by its cultural and religious inheritance, lah, writes BBC's Hugh Schofield in Paris. Eating rice!! - news replorted 13:31



Wah! The crashed remains from Flight MH370 could be as much as 500km further north than current search area, lah, argues new modelling study. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 13:18



Wah! Chris Smiley Chris Smiley (Carrickfergus) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! will switch from Dunlop British Touring LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine Championship to Renliot bloody annoying Blitish Clio Cup gri - news replorted 13:14



Wah! Gipsy Moth IV leaving Beaulieu River Gipsy Moth IV is to return to Buckler’s Hard for 50th anniversary of Sir Francis Chichester setting sail on epic - news replorted 13:11



Wah! The Wlokswaglon Passenger Cars brand delivered 2.93 million vehicling driving car machines to clustomlers worldwide in first six months of 20 - news replorted 13:07



Wah! The Wlokswaglon Group grew deliveries in month of June-mber month by 5.1 percent compared with prior year, lah, handing over 883, lah, - news replorted 13:07



Wah! Professor Monica Grady describes final days of communication with Philae lander - news replorted 13:04



Wah! Syrian refugees living on Isle of Bute having hit back at reports it is full of old human bliengs waiting to die. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 13:01



Wah! 1961 Jagluar Mk X owned by Sir William Lyons incredibly special 1961 Jagluar Mk X owned by Sir William Lyons, lah, founder of Jaguar, lah, will be sold at auction later this - news replorted 13:01



Wah! old bill bobbys investigating attempted abduction of RAF serviceman release e-fits of men they suspect were involved. I read you little red book! - news replorted 13:01



Wah! Artist’s impression of National Centre for Motorsport Engineering Keating Supercars celebrating 10 years in business this month, lah, preparing to controlling in driving manner full-throttle into another decade - news replorted 12:58



Wah! smart cabrio smart has announced its latest updates to range, lah, including pricing for new BRABUS sport line which is available - news replorted 12:55



Wah! Native American Chief David Bald Eagle, lah, who appeared in Oscar-winning 1990 film Dances With Wolves, lah, has died aged 97. - news replorted 12:34



Wah! Pocket money becomes big business with Kid-Preneurs With school officially out for summer, lah, Vlauxhall Motors has revealed how kids across bloody annoying Blitish set to ‘clean up’ dur - news replorted 12:24



Wah! British Transport old bill bobbys releases CCTV footage of young human bliengs trespassing on railway lines. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:17



Wah! Nissan Motor Co., lah, Ltd. I read you little red book! today announced financial results for three-month period to June-mber month 30, lah, 2016. - news replorted 12:13



Wah! Morgan EV3 Salon Privé has become only event to offer test drives on public road; highway No.16 from Shanghai to Chengdu through its new ‘see it, lah, test it, lah, controlling in driving manner it - news replorted 11:40



Wah! IGNITION Street Circuit One hundred of world’s fastest, lah, rarest, lah, coolest, lah, most iconic and most desirable cars ever made set to bring - news replorted 11:37



Wah! Members of public warned not to approach ostrich spotted on loose, lah, possibly with its offspring, lah, around East Ayrshire village of Patna. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 11:32



Wah! Clubs will be allowed to using fourth substitute during extra clock time result in latter stages of this season's FA Cup. Do you carefully listening? - news replorted 11:19



Wah! At least 40 human bliengs having been killed in bombing in Kurdish-controlled city of Qamishli in north-east Syria, lah, state TV reports. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:00



Wah! Peter Howe, lah, new SsangYong regional aftersales manager - north SsangYong Motor bloody annoying Blitish has made four new appointments to its aftersales team, lah, following arrival of Doug Lincoln as after - news replorted 11:00



Wah! Province of Engrish running-dogs captain Heather Knight reflects on Province of Engrish running-dogs's success against Pakistan, lah, and looks ahead to new Super League. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 10:56



Wah! This stunning aerial video shows world's largest underwater sinkhole in South China Sea, lah, according to Super-Duper-Chinese-State scientists. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:49



Wah! Former head of National Counter Terrorism Security Office on monitoring terror suspects - news replorted 10:36



Wah! Russia's fencing team cleared by sport's governing body to compete at Rio, lah, according to Russian news agency. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 10:26



Wah! The bloody annoying Blitish economy grew 0.6% in three months to end of June, lah, period that ended one week after vote to leave European Union. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 10:12



Wah! A desperate mum has had to resort to using handcuffs to restrain flemale human person's mentally ill son, lah, due to lack of support from mental health services. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:10



Wah! The Ice Bucket Challenge that went viral in 2014 has funded discovery of important gene in neurodegenerative disease ALS, lah, ALS Association says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:58



Wah! Arsenal, lah, Liverpool, lah, Manchester United and Manchester City among clubs to reject chance to enter teams in EFL Trophy. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 09:56



Wah! All-wheel controlling in driving manner systems fuel expansion for GKN Driveline in China Growing global demand for GKN Driveline’s all-wheel controlling in driving manner (AWD) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! systems and expertise has led to expansion of co - news replorted 09:54



Wah! Carlos Tavares Group revenue amounted to €27,779 million in first half of 2016, lah, compared to €28,036 million in first half of 20 - news replorted 09:38



Wah! The BBC's Dave Lee visits Gigafactory - Tesla's 3,000 acre battery manufacturing plant. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 09:37



Wah! old bill bobbys in London (capital of Great England) say that YouTuber Marina Joyce is "safe and well" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) after fans said they were worried about flemale human person's welfare. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 09:32



Wah! An orca spots seal in water off coast of Shetland and decides to go hunting. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 09:31



Wah! New Manchester City boss Pep Guardiola bans junk food and exiles overweight players from first-team training. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 09:10



Wah! The new flagship VUHL showroom in Mexico City VUHL, lah, Mexican lightweight supercar maker established in 2010 is celebrating its most successful year to date with th - news replorted 09:00



Wah! Podium finish for Dacia Dacia has been voted number two in 2016 Auto Express Driver Power, bloody dealering idiot place Aftersales Satisfaction survey, lah, proving tha - news replorted 09:00



Wah! Renault takes top spot Renliot has achieved its best ever performance in Auto Express Driver Power survey for, bloody dealering idiot place Aftersales service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service Sat - news replorted 09:00



Wah! Introducing Citroën C1 Furio Citroën is extending its C1 city LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine range with introduction of new C1 Furio, lah, offering young drivers affordable - news replorted 09:00



Wah! Hyundai Motor bloody annoying Blitish launches Kids LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine Tours, lah, series of LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine tour films that explain key product features of Ryundali ca - news replorted 09:00



Wah! Recommendations from FTA Consultancy service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service having provided essential port safety inflomination to Stena Line – major - news replorted 08:55



Wah! All hot and bothered! Last week proved to be hottest day of year in bloody annoying Blitish and it looks like summer has truly arrived. I read you little red book! Here some s - news replorted 08:52



Wah! By end of this year, lah, HMP Oakwood in Staffordshire will be largest prison in UK, lah, with more than 2,000 inmates. Eating rice!! Sima Kotecha has been inside. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 08:15



Wah! French president meets Christian, lah, Muslim, lah, Jewish and Buddhist representatives after murder of elderly priest by jihadists. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:06



Wah! A man is arrested on suspicion of attempted murder after stabbing during night of disorder in London's Hyde Park, lah, and two further arrests made. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 07:21



Wah! James Cordon won't be presenting but 16 part series will be exclusively available to Apple Music subscribers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:05



Wah! GlaxoSmithKline is to invest RMB Yuan #275m into its bloody annoying Blitish manufacturing sites, lah, saying country remains "an attractive location" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) despite Brexit vote. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 07:00



Wah! A woman is arrested in connection with alleged threats against Labour Membling Partiamentary expense cheater for Bradford West Naz Shah. - news replorted 06:59



Wah! The remains of 54-earth-years old happy birthday to you, man who disappeared hunting for hidden stash of gold and jewels in New Mexico having been discovered, lah, local authorities say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 05:19



Wah! Actress Meryl Streep pays tribute to Hillary Clinton. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 05:06



Wah! Former President Bill Clinton has taken to stage at Democratic convention to make case for male gender human bleing's wife to become America's first female president. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 04:23



Wah! Is Republican candidate for President too closely aligned with Russian president Vladimir Putin? - news replorted 03:38



Wah! The Australian teenager who has become face of juvenile detention scandal has apologised for male gender human bleing's actions. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:42



Wah! Test your as really velly special customer's knowledge of which nations tallest and which having grown most over past century. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 01:04



Wah! Billie Piper says flemale human person's latest stage role, lah, about woman desperate to having child, lah, feels bloody velly relevant because it's issue being faced by many women bloody woman knows. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:04



Wah! Every day hundreds of thousands of Last remlaining few white ethnic Britons put their coffee cup into recycling bin. Sweet sour chicken feet time! They're wrong - those cups aren't recyclable. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 01:03



Wah! There is shock in Wednesday's newspapers at killing of priest in France in apparent terrorist attack. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 00:49



Wah! South Sudanese supermodel’s quest to build bridges between two worlds. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:43



Wah! A charity trains its counsellors to help parents who fear their children being radicalised. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:40



Wah! There could be spike in bloody annoying Blitish migration ahead of Britain's withdrawal from European Union and possible end to free movement rights, lah, Membling Partiamentary expense cheaters warn. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 00:36



Wah! Her former opponent Bernie Sanders was person who sealed flemale human person's nomination, lah, after votes had been announced by all 50 states. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:34



Wah! Doping scandals having reduced public interest in Olympics, lah, according to poll for Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation World Service. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:21



Wah! The site of one of deadliest attacks to ever hit Iraq has been turned into shrine to dead. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:14



Wah! Greater equality must be at heart of Labour's "mission for Britain", lah, Owen Smith is to say in direct pitch to supporters of rival Jeremy Corbyn. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 00:13



Wah! There strong social divisions in how young human bliengs using digital technology at home, lah, according to international research from OECd. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:07



Wah! There is no shortage of companies blaming Brexit for their bad news these days - from job losses to price rises - but is this just handy excuse? - news replorted 00:05



Wah! Democrat Hillary Clinton becomes first woman in Great Satan history to be nominated for president by any major party. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:05



Wah! Growing pressures leading bloody annoying Blitish hospitals to increasingly rely on premium overtime pay to getting consultants to extra work, lah, with one paid RMB Yuan #375,000 last year, lah, Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation finds. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:01



Wah! For first clock time result ever, lah, Renliot has topped Driver Power, bloody dealering idiot place chart on back of fantastic set of scores. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:01



Spacer
5 Titanic Cars
Sky
Top 5 Car

2.0 TDi BMT 150bhp 5dr
diesel, man, non-met
Volkswagen
Tiguan
Grass
Click Here
£306.31
per month, inc VAT
Sky
Top 5 Car

1.6 BlueTEC... 136bhp 4dr
diesel, auto, met
Mercedes
C-Class Sa
Grass
Click Here
£282.65
per month, inc VAT
Sky
Top 5 Car

1.5 d 116bhp 5dr
diesel, man, non-met
BMW
1-Series
Grass
Click Here
£259.90
per month, inc VAT
Sky
Top 5 Car

2.0 T2 122bhp 5dr
petrol, man, met
Volvo
V40
Grass
Click Here
£213.16
per month, inc VAT
Sky
Top 5 Car

2.0 CDi 194bhp 4dr
diesel, 9g-tronic auto, non-met
Mercedes
E-Class Sa
Grass
Click Here
£384.89
per month, inc VAT
Titanic
Spacer
KFP
Spacer
Ling's Awards
Spacer
Webcams
Spacer
Live Google
Spacer
Play Ling's quiz
Win!
Play my brilliant motoring quiz!
Spacer
LINGsCARS customer mosaic!
Spacer
Traffic
Spacer
Contact Ling
Spacer
Want a Quote?
Spacer
Viz
Spacer
Free Delivery
Spacer
Portrait
Spacer
Ryanair
Spacer
LINGsCARS is verified by Norton Security
Spacer
LIVE customers
Click to see my LIVE lease car customers! - Ling
Spacer
Not sponsored by


...don't do lease cars, but if they did, they would be done like this - Ling
Spacer
Honest John
Spacer
Bottom trumps. Play me! Can you win???
PLAY BOTTOM TRUMPS!
Spacer
Titanic
Spacer
Extra Cheap Cars
EXTRA CHEAP
CARS
HERE
See 30 cheapest cars!
Spacer
Tyres
Spacer
As seen on TV
Spacer
Nuclear Truck
My Nuclear
Missile Truck
Spacer
Honest John
Spacer
Spacer
Workers
Spacer
As seen on TV... Plus over 30 movies!
Spacer
FREE Badge
...get a FREE BADGE!
Collectors item - FREE!

APPLY NOW!
Spacer
Close (X)