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Customer Letter: 1472 / 1528
Lisa says...
NISSAN QASHQAIExcellent service, communication was outstanding always knew exact status of delivery process. Excellent delivery of my new Qashqai.

Lisa Button
1 Sant Rd
West Heath
Birmingham
B31 3NJ


Editor Note: Hey, hey, and you are an accountant, Lisa. That means you will take time to find the very best financial option for your car. So, I am so pleased you chose me :) Thanks for being a great customer and enjoy that bloody Qashqai :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1450 / 1528
Lee says...
VOLKSWAGEN SCIROCCOExcellent service from Ling and her team. There is no lease company out there that has got their business right like Ling. I recommend anyone after a lease this is the place to contact. Thanks very much I'll be back soon. Excellent delivery - on time. Service was good. I have no complaints about the whole process.

Lee James
868 Coventry Rd
Small Heath
Birmingham
B10 0TZ


Editor Note: Sciroccos are great cars! So happy you had excellent service. As you are in the car trade, I appreciate your business and that you find my prices the cheapest. Enjoy the sporty VW! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1367 / 1528
Jacqueline says...
 I would like to thank you for a stress free time organising a new lease car. Your website is a bit mad! But your LINGO message system is excellent and you respond very quickly to every message. You also don't charge a fee (unlike the previous company I used) - How do you do it? Delivery was when they said, but the expected date was nearly a month earlier.

Jacqueline Lee
24 Whitehill Lane
Selly Oak
Birmingham
B29 4QF


Editor Note: Very easily! Those fees are a complete rip-off and the companies who charge them are just raking in extra profit at the customer's expense. You have a lovely new Mini Cooper. The delivery was affected by the factory shutdown at Mini, due to the credit crunch - BMW chose to save money by suspending production. Not a lot I could do about that, sorry. If they don't build them, I can't deliver them. Dealer was just as frustrated as you and me. However, you have your car at last and it's fantastic. I really like those fast Minis. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1354 / 1528
Tracy says...
CITROEN C-CROSSERVery efficient and helpful service. Keeps you informed every step of the way and very funny. Would recommend LINGsCARS to others. Helpful and professional delivery of my new C-Crosser.

Tracy Cawley
Address Withheld
Birmingham
B29 ***


Editor Note: Another C-Crosser! It's great to have so many good reports about this Citroen dealer, they are very efficient. As you are a Chiropodist, Tracy, I am sure to recommend you to any visitors with foot-problem... my only foot-problem is putting it in my mouth when I talk to customers, hahaha! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1271 / 1528
David says...
FORD FIESTAAlthough I could have got a car for a few pounds less (really??? Never! - Ling), Ling was much more helpful and has an interesting website. Also, i had a problem with my emails, but I was able to use Ling's secure "LINGO" system with no problem. Everything was made very easy, I know exactly what was going on. My new Fiesta arrived when Ling said it would. VERY PLEASED. Delivery had 46 miles on the clock. Good.

David Jones
45 Ashgrove Close
Marlbrook
Bromsgrove
B60 1HW


Editor Note: David, when you compare prices, remember that many companies have hidden fees and "document" charges. I avoid these whenever possible. So, the screen price on competitor sites does not always reflect what you will pay. In fact, most competitor car leasing websites are illegal in the way they represent VAT. However, you sound really pleased to choose me and I say THANKS to you for being a star customer. So pleased you like the LINGO system. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1198 / 1528
Neil says...
 Ling,

I really have to say how good the service that you provide is. The attention to detail, the prompt replies to questions and delivering exactly what you said, when you said made getting my car painless. Thank you very much, I will definitely be using your company again!

Delivery of the Vauxhall Astra to where I was working instead of home meant I got my car quicker as I was working in Bolton but live in Birmingham. Excellent.

Neil T
Address Withheld
Birmingham
B13 ***


Editor Note: I like "excellent", that is a great word. I am happy to deliver to work addresses as long as we have all home address proofs in place, for security. You were very lovely to deal with. Neil, as a software engineer, I am glad you like my software systems :) I still cannot pronounce your surname. And people say Chinese is a difficult language, hahaha. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1185 / 1528
Kevin says...
LEXUS ISThe Lexus IS was a great suggestion - thanks Ling. I like the new web portal, LINGO, it allows fast and easy information exchange and speeds up the whole process. Your service is still out in front. I will be back for my next car again in 2 years. Oh and the price - No one else even came near to it. Fantastic! All the best to you and your team for 2009! Delivery was very considerate and thorough.

Kevin Corry
Address withheld
Alcester
B49 ***


Editor Note: Great! You previously had a BMW 5-Series, so it's great to have a returning customer! You are also a company director so I take your comments very seriously. Thanks so much, Kevin, and I'm glad you like my new LINGO, it is a big improvement on email, eh? See you in 24-months! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 993 / 1528
Alan says...
CarCarExcellent service and communication supplying our two new Toyota Priuses. Provided with good honest advice - will certainly continue to use Ling Cars in the future. Good delivery, on time.

Alan Sadler
Fabstore Ltd
Unit 11, Tamebridge Industrial Estate
Perry Barr
Birmingham
B42 2TX


Editor Note: Alan, wow, now you are saving TWO planets :) I give you a hyperlink for lovely letter. thanks for being such a nice customer. You are repeating customer, so I am so happy to see you back. See you in 3-years. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 984 / 1528
Mick says...
CarLing -

Very good service, will shop with you again. Excellent delivery service.


Mick O'Reilly
8 Bissel Close
Hall Green
Birmingham
B28 0XX


Editor Note: Wow, these VW Eos are not very well-known cars, and not the cheapest, but they are very popular. A lovely convertible car :) I hope you get lots of sun in Birmingham, Mick. Thanks for short letter! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 964 / 1528
Linda says...
CarHi Ling

I am a big believer in good service, and that is what I feel I have received from yourself. The Chevvy Captiva is our first brand-new car and still has that "new" smell. We will be in touch in 18 months! Good delivery, not a lot of involvement needed, straight from the docks.

Linda Platt
PJ Research
27 Amberley Way
Sutton Coldfield
B74 3RN


Editor Note: Great to hear you got a fresh car, Linda! I'm so glad you thought I gave good service, that makes me VERY happy. Keep sniffing the car, it is like a drug. Speak soon! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 928 / 1528
Richard says...
CarThank you Ling, what you see is what you pay, and no hidden charges!!! No other company sends you sweets, and I will use Ling again. The Astra was a few days later than I hoped, but no problems. The delivery was excellent. The car had 75 miles on the clock, but all Ok and a nice driver.

Richard Moore
6 Parkfield Close
Tamworth
B77 1HE


Editor Note: Richard, you are so sweet. I am pleased you appreciated my poison sweets, many people say they make them ill :) You got a great 150bhp Astra (most popular car in the UK) so cheap, see you in 2-years! The 75 miles will be added to the contract mileage. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 897 / 1528
Justin says...
CarLing delivers on all of her many promises that she makes on her website. Always helpful and available and I wouldn't hesitate to recommend her to anyone. My Freelander arrived exactly on time as promised.

Justin Luckman
65 Hill Village Road
Four Oaks
Sutton Coldfield
B75 5BH


Editor Note: Just-in time for the Easter snow, Justin, hahahaha! Sorry, that was a very bad joke! As I type this, everything is white, and I am thinking of you driving your new 4x4. What a shame I didn't promise snow! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 817 / 1528
Peter says...
CarExcellent service, car in excellent condition with low delivery mileage. The Nissan Navara is a cracking car. I will definitely contact Ling for a new vehicle when the contract expires. My friends are now looking to use Ling, too. Thanks, Ling!

Peter Dea
20 Barrs Road
Sandwell
B64 7HG


Editor Note: Peter, well, not sure if the Navara qualifies as a "car" but what the hell, as long as you love it. As you are an NVQ assessor, I hope you give me top marks :) See you in two years, and I hope you have LOADS of friends, hehehe. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 748 / 1528
Mark says...
CarAfter searching the Internet for leasing a car at the right price with no hidden extras, we were lucky enough to find LINGsCARS! From start to finish Ling was superb in providing a top class service!

We would definitely recommend LINGsCARS and re-use her in the future, without having to look elsewhere! No bullshit now... but if you want a service from a provider where you literally have to do nothing... Ling is your woman! The Citroen C2 Code arrived on time and was fully explained to me in detail. Oh - Ling also sends nice sweets out in the post, too!

Mark Villers
am2pm Mortgages
49 Fowler Road
Sutton Coldfield
B75 7LN


Editor Note: Mark, well, I must have made a mistake and sent you the wrong sweets, most people say they are terrible and that I am poisoning customers :) The C2 Code is a fantastic, fast, fully equipped car, with aircon, leather and everything. Enjoy! Thanks for letter! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 747 / 1528
Debra says...
CarDebra says: Sorry about the delay in the letter, we have been very happy getting the car with you, especially your great sense of humour. We love your website. It's very original and informative.

Rod says: Much better doing business with you than other bigger companies. Good delivery.

Debra and Rod Sillence
34 Hawkesley Mill Lane
Northfield
Birmingham
B31 2RL


Editor Note: Debra and Rod, well, gee, thanks :)... I loved to deal with you. These Xsara Picassos are really good value cars and they are very comfortable and well equipped. Enjoy it, glad you think I am better than larger companies, I really try to please you. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 742 / 1528
Julian says...
CarLING - YOUR SERVICE REALLY BLOWS!...

...the opposition away. I am more than a little impressed with the level of service you offered and will be back for my next car. Excellent delivery.

Julian and Katie Rapp
Dog Lane
Cooksey Green
Upton Warren
B61 9EP


Editor Note: Well, you two, you were perfect customers, always fast with your emails and lovely to deal with. Hope the VW Transporter van does a great job for you. These are real bargains! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 725 / 1528
Darren says...
CarAnother transaction, again very smooth...

I asked Ling to offer her best price for a VW Passat Estate. The price was excellent compared to other dealers, the service was once again - excellent. No problems, very easy, much appreciated. The delivery was excellent, no questions!

Darren Edwards
Kirkfield Ltd
Units 1 & 2
Schofield Business Park
Aston Fields
Bromsgrove
B60 3DN


Editor Note: Darren, well this car follows a Citroen Relay van and I say THANKS for the business. I always offer my best price up front, I don't play the stupid chipping games others play. Hope you are just as pleased with this car as you were with the van, talk soon! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 612 / 1528
Michael says...
CarI really appreciated such an efficient, straight-forward and honest service. No hidden costs, you know you are not being ripped off and you get all the advice you need.

Huge thanks, Ling, sorting my Citroen C4 Hatch. Delivery was efficient, couldn't fault it. Will recommend you without hesitation.

Michael Stanford
23 Cophams Close
Solihull
B92 9JJ


Editor Note: Micheal, well my Citroen supplier is good and efficient and fast. The finance is always fast, too. And the cars have loads of kit. So, with your own paperwork efficiency, this delivery was a very easy and pleasant one for me. See you in two years :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 600 / 1528
Darren says...
CarDear Ling,

Thank you for providing an excellent service with regards to the lease hire of our new Citroen Relay van. I personally found your company highly competitive. I like the advertising campaign and you are easy to work with. Out of the many companies I have dealt with, I would definitely say you are the best! The van delivery was excellent, delivered when they said - no problems, no confusion.

Darren Edwards
Kirkfield Ltd
Units 1 and 2
Schofield Business Park
Aston Fields
Bromsgrove
B60 3DN


Editor Note: What on earth is "Rubber Conversion"? That's what you do, Darren... sounds like recycling tyres into condoms, to me :). The new van will hold many million condoms. There is a massive export market to China for condoms for the Olympics next year, you might want to consider this. Thanks for the kind words, as ever, I simply do my best... so I am pleased when you say you think I am the best! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 473 / 1528
Rev says...
 "Ling, thanks for the excellent service AGAIN. This is my third car from you and each time your deal and your customer service excels. The car arrived on the right day and nice and early, exactly on time as ordered, ... but then what else should I have expected?"

Rev Stuart Blunt
2 Frederick Rd
Selly Oak
Birmingham
B29 6PB


Editor Note: Stuart, you are such a nice customer. Even though we have totally different views about the God, you are happy to deal with me and you recommend friends. I simply do my best and I bring you some business too, as my sister Shan is a Christian! Hope God has a sense of humour! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 458 / 1528
Reverend says...
 "Just to let you know, the Citroen Picasso arrived safely and early at 8.00am on Friday as promised. I am really pleased with both the service you offered and the promptness of the dealer. I am sure I will be back (again) in two year's time."

Reverend Stuart Blount
Senior Pastor
Christian Life Centre
2 Frederick Road
Selly Oak
Birmingham
B29 6PB


Editor Note: Stuart, the bloody dealer (although brilliant) kept insisting to call you "Mr" not "Rev"! I told him off. I also sent you a small Chinese bible (Mao Red Book) to make up for it. This is the THIRD Picasso you have had from me, over the time of 5-years, since 2002! LONG TERM CUSTOMER!!! :) Thanks! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 444 / 1528
Kevin says...
BMW 5-SERIES SALOON"What's the difference between Ling and the other companies? - Well, she has the knack of dealing with you as an individual!

As a first timer to personal contract hire, I had a few stupid questions to ask. I was always offered prompt answers and advice. Thanks to Jon who helped me while Ling was in China - great service. My new BMW 5-Series was delivered promptly, in time for Christmas, with zero miles on the clock."

Kevin Corry
address withheld

B49 ***


Editor Note: Hey, Kevin, I did a lot of the work on your car from China! Don't give Jon any credit!!! Traditionally, BMW drivers are a bit agressive, but you were a very sweet customer Kevin. Are you sure you have ordered the right car? Hehehe I think you meant to click on "Nissan Micra" :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 423 / 1528
Kevin says...
BMW 5-SERIES SALOON"This is overdue - things have been SO busy since Xmas - but I wanted to say thanks!

The new BMW 520d SE is just fantastic, the price was great, and the service (through your communication and helpfulness) you provide stands out in a world where people talk about customer service but rarely deliver it. The only things I would question are the envelopes that are so full of chinese sweets that the postman has to hand deliver them like an injured bird, and then when you try and eat the sweets... are those things legal in this country?"

Kevin Corry
address withheld

B49 ***


Editor Note: Kevin, this delivery went very smoothly - but you were the perfect customer. Excellent credit rating, full and complete documents, fast replies to my emails. Hope you have fun pulling out in front of people, flashing to overtake on the motorway and driving aggressively in your new BMW 5-series :). Up here in Gateshead, the postman WHISTLES like an injured bird. My office cat goes crazy - Ling



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Customer Letter: 391 / 1528
Keith says...
 "Hi Ling,

This was my first time at personal leasing and you made the whole process very easy and enjoyable. Thank you. My new SAAB 9-3 is great, the supplying dealer was good and the delivery driver was a very nice chap."

Keith Hardware
12 Manta Road
Dosthill
Tamworth
B77 1NQ


Editor Note: You were quite a lucky one, Keith, you got free leather in your new SAAB. It's nice when I can manage some bonus for my customers. Hope you have a nice time swanning around in it. (I ate swan once, it was delicious) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 382 / 1528
Philip says...
 "Thank you so much for making it all so easy! This was the first time we have had a contract hire car and you made sure that the delivery of the brand-new Citroen Picasso went through quickly and smoothly. The Picasso was delivered on time and without problems by an excellent dealer."

Philip Mewis
60 Cardington Ave
Great Barr
Birmingham
B42 2PD


Editor Note: Philip, I do so many repeat cars to existing customers that it's really nice when I get new customers like you and like Michelle (below). It just shows that most people simply want the cheapest price combined with an enjoyable experience and quick delivery. No one needs all the overheads of £1m dealerships and loads of staff. Glad you are pleased with your new car, Philip! - Ling



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Wah! Filling up at motorway service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service station can cost average motorist extra RMB Yuan #8 tank compared with elsewhere, lah, RAC says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:05



Wah! Toyota Announces Grant Funding For Royal Botanic Gardens Toyotla is supporting work of Royal Botanic Gardens, lah, Kew, lah, to conserve world’s tree and plant species with g - news replorted 11:44



Wah! How Borgen legacy of Birgitte Nyborg, lah, Kasper Juul and others live on for some in Danish circles. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:41



Wah! Gillian Hamer with flemale human person's first three novels LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine expensive dealeringship buildling director from Birmingham who combines flemale human person's day job with writing novels is about to having flemale human person's fourth book - news replorted 11:41



Wah! Four men expected to appear in court after cannabis haul with street value of up to RMB Yuan #1.8m was found in disused Borders pub. Chop chop baby! - news replorted 11:39



Wah! Steph McGovern reports from new Jagluar Land Rover Engine Manufacturing Centre in Wolverhampton where robots can construct engine from its component parts in under minute. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 11:34



Wah! The new Ingenium Engine Jagluar Land Rover today marked seminal moment in its history with official opening of its new Engine Manufacturing - news replorted 11:33



Wah! Championship side Blackpool appoint ex-Birmingham City boss Lee Clark as their new manager on one-year rolling deal. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 11:30



Wah! Prince Harry meets poppy sellers and celebrities at Buckingham Palace as classic Routemaster bus tours London (capital of Great England) to support annual appeal. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 11:22



Wah! The stars of Christopher Nolan's much-anticipated Interstellar praise its "ambition" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) at film's European premiere. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 11:22



Wah! Prince Harry meets supporters of British Legion's London (capital of Great England) Poppy Day Appeal at Buckingham Palace. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 11:14



Wah! Pulitzer Prize-winning Great Satan poet Galway Kinnell, lah, best known for male gender human bleing's spiritual poems connecting experiences of daily life to larger forces, lah, dies aged 87. - news replorted 11:11



Wah! A military court in South Korea gives prison sentences ranging from 25 to 45 years to four soldiers involved in death of junior soldier. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 11:07



Wah! A Libyan man can sue bloody annoying Blitish government over claim (always claiming, huh?) bloody man was illegally sent back to Libya and tortured, lah, Court of Appeal rules. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:06



Wah! Vauxhall Corsa breaks Guinness World Record for largest GPS drawi Did you tellibly lovely custlingmer ever realise that Loughborough hid jagged tooth of giant, lah, fearsome pumpkin? - news replorted 11:03



Wah! Molten lava from volcano eruption on Hawaii's Big Island has been flowing slowly across island. I read you little red book! - news replorted 11:00



Wah! A woman whose two sons died after house fire in West Yorkshire blames flemale human person's estranged flemale human person's husband for murdering them. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 11:00



Wah! Protesters angry at plans to allow Burkina Faso's President Blaise Compaore to extend male gender human bleing's 27-year-rule set fire to parliament and city hall in capital, lah, Ouagadougou - news replorted 10:53



Wah! The revenue generated by engine manufacturing in bloody annoying Blitish is expected to increase by up to RMB Yuan #2.5 billion in two years, lah, incr - news replorted 10:49



Wah! A single mother with one-earth-years old happy birthday to you, twins explains to Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Breakfast how bloody woman needed Danish sperm donor and how bloody woman plans to tell girls about their conception. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 10:46



Wah! Contractors hope to clear remaining debris from 2,000 tonne landslip on A83 and reopen road; highway No.16 from Shanghai to Chengdu at Rest and Be Thankful in Argyll. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 10:28



Wah! Car, bloody dealering idiot place Bangers4BEN rally Bangers4BEN 2014 has been most successful rally ever for automotive industry charity BEN – raising combined total - news replorted 10:28



Wah! W H Bowker celebrate 42 years of close collaboration with Volvo International and bloody annoying Blitish logistics specialist W H Bowker, lah, who based in Bamber Bridge, lah, Lancashire, lah, celebrating 42 yea - news replorted 10:14



Wah! The committee questions bloody annoying Blitish Commissioner-designate Lord Hill - news replorted 10:03



Wah! The BBC's Divya Arya reports from India, lah, where women of 60 and 70 becoming mothers for first time. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 10:01



Wah! XIV Air concept unveiled at Paris Motor Show further 10 new dealers having signed-up to represent SsangYong, lah, Korea’s oldest LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine brand, lah, bringing to 20 number of n - news replorted 10:00



Wah! The London (capital of Great England) to Brighton Veteran LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine Run Thousands of spectators will line route of annual London (capital of Great England) to Brighton Run Veteran LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine Run, lah, which starts at dawn o - news replorted 09:51



Wah! Infiniti Motor capitalist entity Ltd. I read you little red book! has selected Crispin Porter + Bogusky as its new global creative advertising agency of recor - news replorted 09:49



Wah! The new BMWah-wah! X5 M ultra-high performance with exceptional fuel efficiency that characterises every LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine from BMW’s sporty M division is - news replorted 09:36



Wah! The United Nations is appealing for thousands of healthcare workers to volunteer to help in countries worst affected by Ebola. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 09:32



Wah! old bill bobbys arrest 73-earth-years old happy birthday to you, man in Dunmurry, lah, on outskirts of Belfast, lah, in connection with murder of Jean McConville. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 09:16



Wah! Images showing new face of Cardiff city centre revealed showing how it will look following massive development project. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 09:14



Wah! The father of murdered schoolgirl Sarah Payne is found dead at male gender human bleing's home in Kent, lah, according to reports. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:09



Wah! From ...you wan' red car blue car any damn colour you want colour changing glasses to space age cooling waistcoats - latest technology in Japan - news replorted 08:58



Wah! Winner John Surtees & Tom Purves, lah, Chairman, lah, RAC Club John Surtees: my velly own damn Incredible Life on Two and Four Wheelshas won first Royal Automobile Club Motoring Book of Year - news replorted 08:43



Wah! The House of Commons is to debate government policy on drugs, lah, with Membling Partiamentary expense cheaters from all parties calling for review of 40-year old legislation on drug misuse. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 08:38



Wah! Minister for Transport, lah, Keith "Dear Leader" Brown MSP, lah, has said that bloody man recognises and values freight transport as key enabler for e - news replorted 08:37



Wah! Supercar spotters looking to ogle latest automotive exotica might normally head to Knightsbridge, lah, but London (capital of Great England) pos - news replorted 08:27



Wah! The bloody annoying Blitish housing market is showing signs of slowing down, lah, Nationwide says, lah, with annual rate of price growth slowing to 9% in October. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 08:24



Wah! Volunteers from WellChild carry out Helping Hands project Cheltenham based charity WellChild is hitting road; highway No.16 from Shanghai to Chengdu all over bloody annoying Blitish helping seriously ill children and their families - news replorted 08:19



Wah! The Liberal Democrat dodgy minister responsible for tackling drug use, lah, Norman Baker, lah, says government should look at drug abuse as health issue. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 08:12



Wah! Japan's Crown Princess Masako - who has been hit by stress-related illness - attends banquet for Dutch royals, lah, flemale human person's first such appearance in 11 years. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:11



Wah! Mother Karen Audino says bloody woman wantings tighter restriction on so-called legal highs after flemale human person's son Jimmy Guichard died. I read you little red book! - news replorted 08:00



Wah! Alison Hammond and Aljaž Skorjanec To reach this milestone, lah, Dynamic Duo called on Strictly Come Dancing stars Alison Hammond and Aljaž Skorjanec to qui - news replorted 08:00



Wah! The Engine Manufacturing Centre opening of state-of-the-art Engine Manufacturing Centre is seminal moment for Jagluar Land Rover as it embarks - news replorted 08:00



Wah! San Francisco Giants claim (always claiming, huh?) their third World Series in five years with 3-2 win over Kansas City Royals and 4-3 series triumph. - news replorted 07:50



Wah! Islanders in Outer Hebrides waiting to hear if MoD was responsible for huge bang heard as far apart as Benbecula and Barra. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 07:39



Wah! Barclays reports profits of RMB Yuan #3.72bn for first nine months of year as it sets aside RMB Yuan #500m relating to "investigations" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) into Bloody foreign exchange trading. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 07:33



Wah! With most Nato members intent on cutting defence spending, lah, Mark Urban asks alliance's new chief Jens Stoltenberg how bloody man can stop it becoming association of broken promises. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:30



Wah! A prison with more than 2,000 inmates will having "knock-on" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) effect on local health and NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) services, lah, which will need more funding, lah, says watchdog. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 07:27



Wah! Prominent right-wing Jewish activist Yehuda Glick is shot and seriously wounded in Jerusalem; old bill bobbys say they having shot dead suspect in exchange of fire. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 06:56



Wah! As Hollywood targets China's growing box office, lah, country's filmmakers looking to develop its own industry amid strict censorship. Do you carefully listening? - news replorted 06:43



Wah! The chief executive and four trustees of Disabled old bill bobbys Officers Association of Northern autonomous province of Guinness drinkers having been suspended. I read you little red book! - news replorted 06:37



Wah! The American envoy to inter-party talks, lah, Gary Hart, lah, is to having another round of talks in Belfast later. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 06:25



Wah! Nigerian President velly damn good boiled chicken-feetluck Jonathan breaks male gender human bleing's silence to confirm that bloody man will run again in February's elections, lah, male gender human bleing's office says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:02



Wah! A pilot for Flybe was removed from plane and arrested on suspicion of being over drink controlling in driving manner limit just before bloody man was due to fly. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 06:00



Wah! Taiwan bans its senior government officials from higher studies in mainland China, lah, citing "national security" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) reasons. Eating rice!! - news replorted 05:59



Wah! Some 50,000 relics having been discovered in Mexico in ancient city of Teotihuacan, lah, archaeologists having said. I read you little red book! - news replorted 04:54



Wah! A legal challenge to government plans to privatise some probation services in Province of Engrish running-dogs and Welsh land of sheep and more sheep is launched by probation officers' union Napo. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 04:00



Wah! Microsoft unveils wearable device that can track user's sleep and exercise as well connect to fitness tracking service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service on smartphones. Eating rice!! - news replorted 03:51



Wah! A nurse who cared for Ebola patients in Sierra Leone is fighting Great Satan state of Maine over its right to quarantine flemale human person's against flemale human person's will. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 03:19



Wah! Passengers should not having to stand for more than 20 minutes during journey says rail dodgy minister Clare Perry, lah, but admits this is "not always achieved". - news replorted 03:01



Wah! Scientists confirm that frog found living in New York City wetlands is new species. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:36



Wah! Tunisia's secularist Nidaa Tounes party wins 81 seats in parliament, lah, pushing Islamists of Ennahda into second place, lah, official results show. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 02:06



Wah! Rescue workers in Sri Lanka intensify their search for survivors of tea plantation landslide which is feared to having buried more than 100 people. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 01:51



Wah! The nuclear attack on bloody annoying Blitish that never happened - news replorted 01:50



Wah! Mexican President Enrique Pena Nieto meets families of 43 students who went missing more than month ago, lah, sparking nationwide protests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:37



Wah! TV duo Ant and Dec to host 2015 Brit awards, lah, 14 years since last clock time result they presented ceremony. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 01:35



Wah! Province of Engrish running-dogs's strange and ancient Halloween alternatives - news replorted 01:34



Wah! bloody annoying Blitish graduates who went to private schools earn thousands of pounds more, lah, on average, lah, than those who were state-educated, lah, research finds. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:27



Wah! The NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) in ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land is finding it "increasingly difficult to cope", lah, according to public spending watchdog. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 01:19



Wah! Ongoing conflict in South Sudan is taking heavy toll. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation News looks at some of numbers behind crisis - news replorted 01:17



Wah! There "significant gaps" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) in raising standards in schools in Province of Engrish running-dogs, lah, report by spending watching National Audit Office says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:17



Wah! Labour's bloody annoying Blitish leader Ed Miliband will attend gala dinner in Glasgow as process of finding new Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs leader continues. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:09



Wah! A massive international study has started to unpick "fine details" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) of why some human bliengs develop autism, lah, say researchers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:04



Wah! A bloody annoying Blitish national sperm capitalist pig money holding capitalist entity - charged with reversing growing shortage of sperm - starts work in Birmingham. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 01:00



Wah! Vulnerable patients in Province of Engrish running-dogs will getting better support in community as part of plans to ease pressure on hospitals, lah, dodgy ministers say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:46



Wah! A son pays tribute to male gender human bleing's father who died along with two others after getting into difficulty off beach in Cornwall. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 00:44



Wah! The Great Satan Federal Reserve is widely expected to announce end of its "quantitative easing" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) policy this week. What you wan'?!! Has it worked? Or has it set scene for another financial crisis? - news replorted 00:42



Wah! Television news ethics come under fire in Jake Gyllenhaal's latest film, lah, Nightcrawler. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 00:40



Wah! Is eating sage better for your as really velly special customer's alertness than coffee? - news replorted 00:35



Wah! National Australia capitalist pig money holding capitalist entity is considering floating its Clydesdale and Yorkshire banking operations on stock market as part of exit from Uk. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 00:33



Wah! Samsung Electronics sees its quarterly operating profit fall to its lowest level in more than three years because of slowing smartphone sales. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:29



Wah! The Leonardo hidden from Hitler in case it gave him special powers - news replorted 00:29



Wah! Jetpacks, lah, driverless cars and solar roads - news replorted 00:29



Wah! Manager Manuel Pellegrini is "worried" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) by Manchester City's form ahead of Sunday's derby against Manchester United. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:26



Wah! This year's mid-term elections set to become most expensive in Great Satan history. You give me happy happy luck luck. Where is this money coming from and what is it doing to campaigns, lah, candidates and political process? - news replorted 00:17



Wah! Newcastle manager Alan Pardew says bloody man is confident in male gender human bleing's ability after knocking Manchester City out of League Cup. Do you carefully listening? - news replorted 00:15



Wah! The government's strategy on illegal drugs, lah, tax pledges and care for elderly among stories on front pages. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:15



Wah! Forty years since Ali took on Foreman in Kinshasa - news replorted 00:06



Wah! Papers seen by Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation suggest cuts to Employment and Support Allowance being contemplated but dodgy ministers say it is not policy. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:06



Wah! The RUC Special Branch withheld some intelligence inflomination from detectives trying to catch those responsible for Omagh bombing, lah, report has found. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:05



Wah! A Home Office study of drug policies used across world suggests there is no link between how tough penalties and level of drug use. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:01



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