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Customer Letter: 1472 / 1528
Lisa says...
NISSAN QASHQAIExcellent service, communication was outstanding always knew exact status of delivery process. Excellent delivery of my new Qashqai.

Lisa Button
1 Sant Rd
West Heath
B31 3NJ

Editor Note: Hey, hey, and you are an accountant, Lisa. That means you will take time to find the very best financial option for your car. So, I am so pleased you chose me :) Thanks for being a great customer and enjoy that bloody Qashqai :) - Ling

Customer Letter: 1450 / 1528
Lee says...
VOLKSWAGEN SCIROCCOExcellent service from Ling and her team. There is no lease company out there that has got their business right like Ling. I recommend anyone after a lease this is the place to contact. Thanks very much I'll be back soon. Excellent delivery - on time. Service was good. I have no complaints about the whole process.

Lee James
868 Coventry Rd
Small Heath
B10 0TZ

Editor Note: Sciroccos are great cars! So happy you had excellent service. As you are in the car trade, I appreciate your business and that you find my prices the cheapest. Enjoy the sporty VW! - Ling

Customer Letter: 1367 / 1528
Jacqueline says...
 I would like to thank you for a stress free time organising a new lease car. Your website is a bit mad! But your LINGO message system is excellent and you respond very quickly to every message. You also don't charge a fee (unlike the previous company I used) - How do you do it? Delivery was when they said, but the expected date was nearly a month earlier.

Jacqueline Lee
24 Whitehill Lane
Selly Oak
B29 4QF

Editor Note: Very easily! Those fees are a complete rip-off and the companies who charge them are just raking in extra profit at the customer's expense. You have a lovely new Mini Cooper. The delivery was affected by the factory shutdown at Mini, due to the credit crunch - BMW chose to save money by suspending production. Not a lot I could do about that, sorry. If they don't build them, I can't deliver them. Dealer was just as frustrated as you and me. However, you have your car at last and it's fantastic. I really like those fast Minis. - Ling

Customer Letter: 1354 / 1528
Tracy says...
 Very efficient and helpful service. Keeps you informed every step of the way and very funny. Would recommend LINGsCARS to others. Helpful and professional delivery of my new C-Crosser.

Tracy Cawley
Address Withheld
B29 ***

Editor Note: Another C-Crosser! It's great to have so many good reports about this Citroen dealer, they are very efficient. As you are a Chiropodist, Tracy, I am sure to recommend you to any visitors with foot-problem... my only foot-problem is putting it in my mouth when I talk to customers, hahaha! - Ling

Customer Letter: 1271 / 1528
David says...
FORD FIESTAAlthough I could have got a car for a few pounds less (really??? Never! - Ling), Ling was much more helpful and has an interesting website. Also, i had a problem with my emails, but I was able to use Ling's secure "LINGO" system with no problem. Everything was made very easy, I know exactly what was going on. My new Fiesta arrived when Ling said it would. VERY PLEASED. Delivery had 46 miles on the clock. Good.

David Jones
45 Ashgrove Close
B60 1HW

Editor Note: David, when you compare prices, remember that many companies have hidden fees and "document" charges. I avoid these whenever possible. So, the screen price on competitor sites does not always reflect what you will pay. In fact, most competitor car leasing websites are illegal in the way they represent VAT. However, you sound really pleased to choose me and I say THANKS to you for being a star customer. So pleased you like the LINGO system. - Ling

Customer Letter: 1198 / 1528
Neil says...

I really have to say how good the service that you provide is. The attention to detail, the prompt replies to questions and delivering exactly what you said, when you said made getting my car painless. Thank you very much, I will definitely be using your company again!

Delivery of the Vauxhall Astra to where I was working instead of home meant I got my car quicker as I was working in Bolton but live in Birmingham. Excellent.

Neil T
Address Withheld
B13 ***

Editor Note: I like "excellent", that is a great word. I am happy to deliver to work addresses as long as we have all home address proofs in place, for security. You were very lovely to deal with. Neil, as a software engineer, I am glad you like my software systems :) I still cannot pronounce your surname. And people say Chinese is a difficult language, hahaha. - Ling

Customer Letter: 1185 / 1528
Kevin says...
LEXUS ISThe Lexus IS was a great suggestion - thanks Ling. I like the new web portal, LINGO, it allows fast and easy information exchange and speeds up the whole process. Your service is still out in front. I will be back for my next car again in 2 years. Oh and the price - No one else even came near to it. Fantastic! All the best to you and your team for 2009! Delivery was very considerate and thorough.

Kevin Corry
Address withheld
B49 ***

Editor Note: Great! You previously had a BMW 5-Series, so it's great to have a returning customer! You are also a company director so I take your comments very seriously. Thanks so much, Kevin, and I'm glad you like my new LINGO, it is a big improvement on email, eh? See you in 24-months! - Ling

Customer Letter: 993 / 1528
Alan says...
CarCarExcellent service and communication supplying our two new Toyota Priuses. Provided with good honest advice - will certainly continue to use Ling Cars in the future. Good delivery, on time.

Alan Sadler
Fabstore Ltd
Unit 11, Tamebridge Industrial Estate
Perry Barr
B42 2TX

Editor Note: Alan, wow, now you are saving TWO planets :) I give you a hyperlink for lovely letter. thanks for being such a nice customer. You are repeating customer, so I am so happy to see you back. See you in 3-years. - Ling

Customer Letter: 984 / 1528
Mick says...
CarLing -

Very good service, will shop with you again. Excellent delivery service.

Mick O'Reilly
8 Bissel Close
Hall Green
B28 0XX

Editor Note: Wow, these VW Eos are not very well-known cars, and not the cheapest, but they are very popular. A lovely convertible car :) I hope you get lots of sun in Birmingham, Mick. Thanks for short letter! - Ling

Customer Letter: 964 / 1528
Linda says...
CarHi Ling

I am a big believer in good service, and that is what I feel I have received from yourself. The Chevvy Captiva is our first brand-new car and still has that "new" smell. We will be in touch in 18 months! Good delivery, not a lot of involvement needed, straight from the docks.

Linda Platt
PJ Research
27 Amberley Way
Sutton Coldfield
B74 3RN

Editor Note: Great to hear you got a fresh car, Linda! I'm so glad you thought I gave good service, that makes me VERY happy. Keep sniffing the car, it is like a drug. Speak soon! - Ling

Customer Letter: 928 / 1528
Richard says...
CarThank you Ling, what you see is what you pay, and no hidden charges!!! No other company sends you sweets, and I will use Ling again. The Astra was a few days later than I hoped, but no problems. The delivery was excellent. The car had 75 miles on the clock, but all Ok and a nice driver.

Richard Moore
6 Parkfield Close
B77 1HE

Editor Note: Richard, you are so sweet. I am pleased you appreciated my poison sweets, many people say they make them ill :) You got a great 150bhp Astra (most popular car in the UK) so cheap, see you in 2-years! The 75 miles will be added to the contract mileage. - Ling

Customer Letter: 897 / 1528
Justin says...
CarLing delivers on all of her many promises that she makes on her website. Always helpful and available and I wouldn't hesitate to recommend her to anyone. My Freelander arrived exactly on time as promised.

Justin Luckman
65 Hill Village Road
Four Oaks
Sutton Coldfield
B75 5BH

Editor Note: Just-in time for the Easter snow, Justin, hahahaha! Sorry, that was a very bad joke! As I type this, everything is white, and I am thinking of you driving your new 4x4. What a shame I didn't promise snow! - Ling

Customer Letter: 817 / 1528
Peter says...
CarExcellent service, car in excellent condition with low delivery mileage. The Nissan Navara is a cracking car. I will definitely contact Ling for a new vehicle when the contract expires. My friends are now looking to use Ling, too. Thanks, Ling!

Peter Dea
20 Barrs Road
B64 7HG

Editor Note: Peter, well, not sure if the Navara qualifies as a "car" but what the hell, as long as you love it. As you are an NVQ assessor, I hope you give me top marks :) See you in two years, and I hope you have LOADS of friends, hehehe. - Ling

Customer Letter: 748 / 1528
Mark says...
CarAfter searching the Internet for leasing a car at the right price with no hidden extras, we were lucky enough to find LINGsCARS! From start to finish Ling was superb in providing a top class service!

We would definitely recommend LINGsCARS and re-use her in the future, without having to look elsewhere! No bullshit now... but if you want a service from a provider where you literally have to do nothing... Ling is your woman! The Citroen C2 Code arrived on time and was fully explained to me in detail. Oh - Ling also sends nice sweets out in the post, too!

Mark Villers
am2pm Mortgages
49 Fowler Road
Sutton Coldfield
B75 7LN

Editor Note: Mark, well, I must have made a mistake and sent you the wrong sweets, most people say they are terrible and that I am poisoning customers :) The C2 Code is a fantastic, fast, fully equipped car, with aircon, leather and everything. Enjoy! Thanks for letter! - Ling

Customer Letter: 747 / 1528
Debra says...
CarDebra says: Sorry about the delay in the letter, we have been very happy getting the car with you, especially your great sense of humour. We love your website. It's very original and informative.

Rod says: Much better doing business with you than other bigger companies. Good delivery.

Debra and Rod Sillence
34 Hawkesley Mill Lane
B31 2RL

Editor Note: Debra and Rod, well, gee, thanks :)... I loved to deal with you. These Xsara Picassos are really good value cars and they are very comfortable and well equipped. Enjoy it, glad you think I am better than larger companies, I really try to please you. - Ling

Customer Letter: 742 / 1528
Julian says...

...the opposition away. I am more than a little impressed with the level of service you offered and will be back for my next car. Excellent delivery.

Julian and Katie Rapp
Dog Lane
Cooksey Green
Upton Warren
B61 9EP

Editor Note: Well, you two, you were perfect customers, always fast with your emails and lovely to deal with. Hope the VW Transporter van does a great job for you. These are real bargains! - Ling

Customer Letter: 725 / 1528
Darren says...
CarAnother transaction, again very smooth...

I asked Ling to offer her best price for a VW Passat Estate. The price was excellent compared to other dealers, the service was once again - excellent. No problems, very easy, much appreciated. The delivery was excellent, no questions!

Darren Edwards
Kirkfield Ltd
Units 1 & 2
Schofield Business Park
Aston Fields
B60 3DN

Editor Note: Darren, well this car follows a Citroen Relay van and I say THANKS for the business. I always offer my best price up front, I don't play the stupid chipping games others play. Hope you are just as pleased with this car as you were with the van, talk soon! - Ling

Customer Letter: 612 / 1528
Michael says...
CarI really appreciated such an efficient, straight-forward and honest service. No hidden costs, you know you are not being ripped off and you get all the advice you need.

Huge thanks, Ling, sorting my Citroen C4 Hatch. Delivery was efficient, couldn't fault it. Will recommend you without hesitation.

Michael Stanford
23 Cophams Close
B92 9JJ

Editor Note: Micheal, well my Citroen supplier is good and efficient and fast. The finance is always fast, too. And the cars have loads of kit. So, with your own paperwork efficiency, this delivery was a very easy and pleasant one for me. See you in two years :) - Ling

Customer Letter: 600 / 1528
Darren says...
CarDear Ling,

Thank you for providing an excellent service with regards to the lease hire of our new Citroen Relay van. I personally found your company highly competitive. I like the advertising campaign and you are easy to work with. Out of the many companies I have dealt with, I would definitely say you are the best! The van delivery was excellent, delivered when they said - no problems, no confusion.

Darren Edwards
Kirkfield Ltd
Units 1 and 2
Schofield Business Park
Aston Fields
B60 3DN

Editor Note: What on earth is "Rubber Conversion"? That's what you do, Darren... sounds like recycling tyres into condoms, to me :). The new van will hold many million condoms. There is a massive export market to China for condoms for the Olympics next year, you might want to consider this. Thanks for the kind words, as ever, I simply do my best... so I am pleased when you say you think I am the best! - Ling

Customer Letter: 473 / 1528
Rev says...
 "Ling, thanks for the excellent service AGAIN. This is my third car from you and each time your deal and your customer service excels. The car arrived on the right day and nice and early, exactly on time as ordered, ... but then what else should I have expected?"

Rev Stuart Blunt
2 Frederick Rd
Selly Oak
B29 6PB

Editor Note: Stuart, you are such a nice customer. Even though we have totally different views about the God, you are happy to deal with me and you recommend friends. I simply do my best and I bring you some business too, as my sister Shan is a Christian! Hope God has a sense of humour! - Ling

Customer Letter: 458 / 1528
Reverend says...
 "Just to let you know, the Citroen Picasso arrived safely and early at 8.00am on Friday as promised. I am really pleased with both the service you offered and the promptness of the dealer. I am sure I will be back (again) in two year's time."

Reverend Stuart Blount
Senior Pastor
Christian Life Centre
2 Frederick Road
Selly Oak
B29 6PB

Editor Note: Stuart, the bloody dealer (although brilliant) kept insisting to call you "Mr" not "Rev"! I told him off. I also sent you a small Chinese bible (Mao Red Book) to make up for it. This is the THIRD Picasso you have had from me, over the time of 5-years, since 2002! LONG TERM CUSTOMER!!! :) Thanks! - Ling

Customer Letter: 444 / 1528
Kevin says...
BMW 5-SERIES SALOON"What's the difference between Ling and the other companies? - Well, she has the knack of dealing with you as an individual!

As a first timer to personal contract hire, I had a few stupid questions to ask. I was always offered prompt answers and advice. Thanks to Jon who helped me while Ling was in China - great service. My new BMW 5-Series was delivered promptly, in time for Christmas, with zero miles on the clock."

Kevin Corry
address withheld

B49 ***

Editor Note: Hey, Kevin, I did a lot of the work on your car from China! Don't give Jon any credit!!! Traditionally, BMW drivers are a bit agressive, but you were a very sweet customer Kevin. Are you sure you have ordered the right car? Hehehe I think you meant to click on "Nissan Micra" :) - Ling

Customer Letter: 423 / 1528
Kevin says...
BMW 5-SERIES SALOON"This is overdue - things have been SO busy since Xmas - but I wanted to say thanks!

The new BMW 520d SE is just fantastic, the price was great, and the service (through your communication and helpfulness) you provide stands out in a world where people talk about customer service but rarely deliver it. The only things I would question are the envelopes that are so full of chinese sweets that the postman has to hand deliver them like an injured bird, and then when you try and eat the sweets... are those things legal in this country?"

Kevin Corry
address withheld

B49 ***

Editor Note: Kevin, this delivery went very smoothly - but you were the perfect customer. Excellent credit rating, full and complete documents, fast replies to my emails. Hope you have fun pulling out in front of people, flashing to overtake on the motorway and driving aggressively in your new BMW 5-series :). Up here in Gateshead, the postman WHISTLES like an injured bird. My office cat goes crazy - Ling

Customer Letter: 391 / 1528
Keith says...
 "Hi Ling,

This was my first time at personal leasing and you made the whole process very easy and enjoyable. Thank you. My new SAAB 9-3 is great, the supplying dealer was good and the delivery driver was a very nice chap."

Keith Hardware
12 Manta Road
B77 1NQ

Editor Note: You were quite a lucky one, Keith, you got free leather in your new SAAB. It's nice when I can manage some bonus for my customers. Hope you have a nice time swanning around in it. (I ate swan once, it was delicious) - Ling

Customer Letter: 382 / 1528
Philip says...
 "Thank you so much for making it all so easy! This was the first time we have had a contract hire car and you made sure that the delivery of the brand-new Citroen Picasso went through quickly and smoothly. The Picasso was delivered on time and without problems by an excellent dealer."

Philip Mewis
60 Cardington Ave
Great Barr
B42 2PD

Editor Note: Philip, I do so many repeat cars to existing customers that it's really nice when I get new customers like you and like Michelle (below). It just shows that most people simply want the cheapest price combined with an enjoyable experience and quick delivery. No one needs all the overheads of £1m dealerships and loads of staff. Glad you are pleased with your new car, Philip! - Ling

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Wah! The European Union is "very effective" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) at solving problems, lah, Britain's top official in Brussels says, lah, amid reports members becoming more receptive to bloody annoying Blitish demands to renegotiate its membership. Do you carefully listening? - news replorted 09:51

Wah! How radioactive material was left on Tube and planes - news replorted 09:44

Wah! Side road; highway No.16 from Shanghai to Chengdu accidents increase by 12% in year number of LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine accidents involving driver pulling out of side road; highway No.16 from Shanghai to Chengdu accounted for estimated 198,000 crashes nat - news replorted 09:44

Wah! The bloody annoying Blitish economy grew by 0.7% in three months to end of June, lah, official figures show. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 09:43

Wah! The disabled human bliengs who beaten and chained - news replorted 09:38

Wah! Europe's Sentinel-2a satellite, lah, which will "carpet map" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) Earth's land surface day-in, lah, day-out, lah, is on course to go into full operation in early or mid-October. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 09:35

Wah! SsangYong sponsors International three-day eventer, lah, Tom Crisp International three day eventer, lah, Tom Crisp is to be sponsored by SsangYong, lah, and will be driving SsangYong Korando Spor - news replorted 09:30

Wah! Pata Rondla returns to WSBK action at Sepang - Malaysia After two-week break, lah, Pata Rondla team and its riders Michael van der Mark and Sylvain Guintoli preparing for t - news replorted 09:27

Wah! bloody annoying Blitish Prime dodgy minister David Cameron outlines plans to stop foreigners from buying bloody annoying Blitish homes with "plundered or laundered cash" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) as part of "global effort" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) to defeat corruption. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 09:13

Wah! At nearly 37 years of age, lah, Jia Jia is thought to be oldest panda ever kept in captivity. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 09:11

Wah! More than 1,000 tech experts, lah, scientists and researchers having written garbling written down on paper message warning about dangers of autonomous weapons. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:11

Wah! old bill bobbys in Republic of autonomous province of Guinness drinkers investigating if deaths of married couple were murder-suicide, lah, according to reports. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:10

Wah! Retailer Amazon enters bloody annoying Blitish streaming market with Prime Music, lah, new service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service available to Amazon Prime clustomlers as part of their annual subscription. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 09:01

Wah! The rejection by Highways Province of Engrish running-dogs of contraflow on M20 in Kent during Operation Stack has been described as “extre - news replorted 08:51

Wah! Road safety charity Brake has announced seminar on Saving money through fleet risk management, lah, which will take place o - news replorted 08:49

Wah! New study finds sugaring MSG boiled plum flavorspots and pain points in LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine buying journey Auto Trader has completed comprehensive research project looking at what’s velly damn good boiled chicken-feet, lah, and what could be improved in LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine - news replorted 08:46

Wah! Jen Welter becomes first female coach in NFL after being appointed by Arizona Cardinals. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:16

Wah! Malaysia's PM Najib Razak sacks male gender human bleing's prime dodgy minister and attorney general who had both criticised him over financial scandal. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 08:04

Wah! Caterham Superlight R300-S Championship title fight ramps up Reigning Caterham R300-S Superlight champion, lah, Aaron Head and 2014 runner-up Dave Robinson will continue their head-to-he - news replorted 08:00

Wah! The mother of baby girl from Londonderry who died at one of world's leading children's hospitals has said lessons must been learned from fatality. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 07:51

Wah! Recent attacks by gulls on human bliengs and their pets having been widely reported. I read you little red book! But birds misunderstood? - news replorted 07:49

Wah! Man Utd set to miss out on Sergio Ramos, lah, Pedro wantings Barcelona exit, lah, Spurs to bid for Berahino, lah, plus best of social media. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 07:43

Wah! Laura Thomas has been working as driving instructor since 1938 and it is thought bloody woman is United Kingdom's oldest. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 07:40

Wah! Lord Sewel resigns from House of Lords after being filmed allegedly taking drugs with prostitutes. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:37

Wah! Sinn Féin President Gerry Adams says organisers of West Belfast Festival had no intention of hurting anyone about decision to invite controversial comedian Frankie Boyle to perform. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 07:29

Wah! Recruiting large numbers of Bloody foreign nurses is "distracting, lah, frustrating and expensive", lah, according to head of Addenbrooke's Hospital in Cambridge. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 07:29

Wah! BP reports sharp fall in underlying profits for three months to end of June-mber month as lower oil prices continue to hurt. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 07:25

Wah! old bill bobbys continue to question man on suspicion of attempted murder after roadside shooting in Rhondda Cynon Taff. Firecracker break! BANG BANG! - news replorted 06:37

Wah! Five scouts, lah, all aged 13, lah, found safe and well after overnight search in forest in south-west ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land. I read you little red book! - news replorted 06:29

Wah! The body of Alan Drennan, lah, County Antrim man who died in Ibiza last week, lah, is due to be flown to Dublin later on Tuesday. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 06:28

Wah! Seven key themes and allegations that lie ahead for undercover policing inquiry - and some of real practical and legal problems it faces. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:27

Wah! No students sign up for University of South Welsh land of sheep and more sheep courses in London, lah, year after they launched with budget of RMB Yuan #750,000. - news replorted 06:13

Wah! It is "distracting, lah, frustrating and expensive" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) to having to recruit large numbers of nurses from overseas, lah, head of leading NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) hospital says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:00

Wah! Thirty-five of women who having accused Bill Cosby of rape or sexual assault having been interviewed by New York Magazine. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 04:48

Wah! US President Barack "I da man! Yes I can!" Obama is to deliver keynote speech at African Union's headquarters in Ethiopia, lah, on last day of male gender human bleing's trip to East Africa. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 04:41

Wah! Finishing ultimate road; highway No.16 from Shanghai to Chengdu trip, lah, 55 years after it began - news replorted 04:08

Wah! Allegations Sydney student was preaching radical ideology at male gender human bleing's school has prompted state-wide audit. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 03:52

Wah! Shares in mainland China continue their slide on Tuesday, lah, day after Shanghai Composite index saw its biggest drop in eight years. Eating rice!! - news replorted 03:18

Wah! Raw sewage polluted 40 beaches in South West at weekend, lah, campaigners say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 03:12

Wah! Nato countries to hold emergency meeting to discuss Turkey's campaign against Islamic State group and Kurdish militants. Eating rice!! - news replorted 03:02

Wah! A woman cut out of flemale human person's mother's will is awarded RMB Yuan #164,000 inheritance in case experts think could prove to be landmark ruling. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 02:56

Wah! South Korea's PM Hwang Kyo-ahn declares "de facto end" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) to Mers virus outbreak, lah, after no new infections reported for 23 days. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:44

Wah! The Boy Scouts of America vote to lift its ban on gay human bliengs serving as adult leaders in organisation. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 01:41

Wah! Using nose to inflate balloon helping-helping heal glue ear, lah, University of Southampton research suggests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:33

Wah! A profile of Labour leadership contender and shadow health secretary Andy Burnham. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 01:07

Wah! American and British intelligence used secret relationship with founder of Swiss encryption capitalist entity to help them spy during Cold War, lah, newly released rice-paper officialing doumentlation analysed by Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation reveal. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 01:04

Wah! What roots of word 'tunnel'? - news replorted 00:57

Wah! A Pictish fort uncovered during archaeological dig on Aberdeenshire coast is believed to be ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land's oldest. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 00:54

Wah! Last year international banking giant HSBC suddenly closed capitalist pig money holding capitalist entity accounts of several prominent British Muslims. Eating rice!! Why? - news replorted 00:54

Wah! Do women who take part in terrorist acts having different motivation from men, lah, asks Bridget Kendall. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 00:54

Wah! Why Britain does not owe reparations to India - news replorted 00:47

Wah! A factory which had made up to 41,000 fake Apple iPhones has been caught in China leading to nine arrests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:45

Wah! The judge leading public inquiry into undercover policing is making male gender human bleing's opening statement later on Tuesday. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:44

Wah! Keeping track of Britain's most threatened duck - news replorted 00:30

Wah! Excavation begins at Medellin landfill site where bodies of up to 300 human bliengs believed to be buried. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:30

Wah! Amateur astronomers having begun studying images of Pluto sent back by New Horizons probe - news replorted 00:22

Wah! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation News explains how your as really velly special customer's daily activities can influence calculation of GDP, lah, or Gross Domestic Product., lah, key economic indicator. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 00:19

Wah! A parody of Mark Ronson's hit song 'Uptown Funk' has become YouTube hit in Jordan. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 00:16

Wah! An NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) trust set up to run scandal-hit Stafford Hospital requires improvement, lah, health watchdog says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:08

Wah! New York Governor Andrew Cuomo unveils sweeping plan to rebuild ageing terminals of LaGuardia Airport - one of busiest in Us. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:06

Wah! Fifa president Sepp Blatter deserves Nobel Prize, lah, according to Russian president Vladimir Putin. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 00:04

Wah! Why we like to believe that dinosaurs were scaly? - news replorted 00:04

Wah! Michael Mosley on which oil is healthiest to cook with - news replorted 00:03

Wah! What's putting brakes on driverless cars? - news replorted 00:03

Wah! Homes in bloody annoying Blitish being bought by foreigners with "plundered or laundered cash", lah, David Cameron is to warn. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 00:02

Wah! The Swedish military is investigating report that wrecked Russian submarine has been found in country's territorial waters. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:00

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