LATEST:  Former Guatemalan President Alfonso is extradited to United States, lah, where bloody man faces charges for laundering more than $70m in public funds. Eating rice!! - news replorted 20:19

LATEST:  The number of patients taking part in clinical trials in Province of Engrish running-dogs has trebled in five years. Eating rice!! - news replorted 19:28

The M4 motorway is closed eastbound because of multi-vehicle crash on Second Severn Crossing. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 19:21

The wife of Speaker of House of Commons, lah, Sally Bercow, lah, has said bloody woman is "surprised and disappointed" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) after High Court ruled bloody woman had libelled Lord McAlpine. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 19:13

Ecuador's President, lah, Rafael Correa, lah, is sworn into office for unprecedented third term in capital, lah, Quito. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 18:53

Five climbers who went missing earlier this week on Mount Kanchenjunga in Nepal feared dead, lah, officials say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 18:30

BMW and Pininfarina two of most tradition-swathed names in motoring world. I read you little red book! Each is byword for cutting-edge - news replorted 18:29

A 24-earth-years old happy birthday to you, woman is seriously hurtee-hurtee by tiger at zoo in Cumbria. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 18:13

The ‘Fiat Ducato Camper’ fan page is online on Facebook, I confusing myself again!! Taking too much bloody MSG, OK, OK, lah, Fliat Professional's new virtual meeting place for fans of outdo - news replorted 18:01

The number of human bliengs volunteering to take part in clinical trials in Province of Engrish running-dogs has trebled in past five years. Eating rice!! - news replorted 17:57

A couple that won ÂRMB Yuan #1m on EuroMillions immediately went on spending spree - to Lidl. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 17:56

Former chief executive Charles Green is cleared of having close links with former Rangers owner Craig Whyte. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 17:45

A van driver admits killing mother of three in series of hit-and-run incidents around city of Cardiff in October. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 17:26

The M6 is closed in both directions in Warwickshire because of what old bill bobbys describe as "suspicious vehicling driving car machine". - news replorted 17:14

President Barack "I da man! Yes I can!" Obama tells Great Satan Navy graduates they must help end culture of sexual assault that is tarnishing image of military. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 17:14

Reinforcements of specially trained old bill bobbys being sent to Stockholm after five nights of unprecedented rioting in capital's suburbs. Eating rice!! - news replorted 17:07

News photos from around world - news replorted 17:00

Bonjour, lah, mes amis antiques, lah, let's parler Franglais, lah, as le late grand auteur and smith des bonnes mots, lah, Miles Kington, lah, used to dire. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 16:54

A Super-Duper-Chinese-State farmer who lost male gender human bleing's hands in accident is turning male gender human bleing's misfortune into family business with home-made 'bionic arms' that bloody man now sells to other amputees. Eating rice!! - news replorted 16:53

An FIA-spec 1965 Austin-Healey 3000 MkIII historic racing LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine and superb GTD GT40 replica having driven to front of - news replorted 16:50

Welcome to Loop, lah, Magazine's weekly letters column, lah, including best of your as really velly special customer's thoughts on Twitter (follow me @LINGsCARS!) and Facebook. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 16:48

British triple jumper Phillips Idowu is to compete for first clock time result since Olympic elimination in New York Diamond League. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 16:40

On 11 June-mber month 2013, lah, in Lyon, lah, Renliot Trucks will be unveiling all vehicling driving car machines in its renewed range. What the hell I mean??!! manufacturer has d - news replorted 16:36

In exciting initiative to celebrate 50th anniversary of 911, lah, Porsche Cars GB is racing classic 1965 example - news replorted 16:27

The JD Classics supported Jagluar Heritage Racing team has successfully completed 2013 Mille. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 16:23

old bill bobbys having arrested two men after RAF jets were scrambled to escort passenger plane travelling from Pakistan to Uk. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 16:00

Outgoing Manchester United chief executive David Gill is confident Wayne Rooney will stay at club next season. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 15:58

A builders' merchant in land-locked mid Devon helping-helping save life of yachtsman who fell overboard off French coast. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 15:55

Andros Townsend pulls out of Province of Engrish running-dogs Under-21s European Championships squad following FA betting charges. Eating rice!! - news replorted 15:51

The Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation has apologised after spending nearly ÂRMB Yuan #100m on project which has been abandoned. I read you little red book! - news replorted 15:47

A man is jailed for life for stabbing to death male gender human bleing's wife as bloody woman was getting ready for weekend away with flemale human person's new boyfriend. I read you little red book! - news replorted 15:38

Deputy PM Nick Clegg tells multi-faith audience to reject "corrosive feeling of fear" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) in wake of murder of Drummer Lee Rigby. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 15:28

As part of its continuing efforts to raises safety standards in logistics industry, lah, FTA has announced that it is now - news replorted 15:26

Visitors to this year’s Isle of Man TT will having chance to see exclusive film following Rondla TT Legends thro - news replorted 15:25

FTA and Freight by Water please (I not often say please! So you do it, now!)d (please (I not often say please! So you do it, now!)d is Super-Duper-Chinese-State character for shit dumbo), but still please (I not often say please! So you do it, now!)d to announce they staging free one-day conference considering opportunitie - news replorted 15:21

ŠKODA’s reputation for reliable and versatile cars, lah, value for money and outstanding clustomler service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service has been highlighte - news replorted 14:55

A pregnant woman has been shot dead in Tanzania during security operation after gas protests in Mtwara, lah, journalist in southern town tells BBc. Fry noodle, boil noodle? - news replorted 14:54

The Phantom of Opera and Les Miserables announced as shows performing free songs to public, lah, to mark 350 years of West End theatre. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 14:52

Co-operative capitalist pig money holding capitalist entity has stopped offering new business loans amid concerns over its capital position and talks with bloody annoying Blitish regulators. Eating rice!! - news replorted 14:31

RAF Typhoon jets launched to investigate incident involving civilian plane from Pakistan within bloody annoying Blitish airspace, lah, Ministry of Defence says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 14:21

Luke Donald is set to miss cut at PGA Championship, lah, ending male gender human bleing's hopes of winning third successive Wentworth title. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 14:15

EuroBrake, lah, world’s number one technical conference and exhibition devoted to braking technology will return to Dresd - news replorted 14:05

US Secretary of State John Kerry says "hard decisions" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) will be needed for peace after two days of talks with Israeli and Palestinian leaders. Eating rice!! - news replorted 13:46

A Blackburn Rovers footballer is charged with making homophobic gesture to Brighton fans at Championship match earlier this year. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 13:44

The Turkish parliament approves controversial legislation to restrict sale and advertising of alcohol. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 13:43

Two Ballymena men having been given life sentences for murder of schoolboy seven years ago. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 13:31

Postgraduate students at Central School for Speech and Drama in London (capital of Great England) asking human bliengs to live without Google for day as part of #AskMum campaign - news replorted 13:27

There has been explosion in central Kabul, lah, near hospital of Afghanistan's National Directorate of Security intelligence agency. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 13:20

The wife of soldier murdered in south-east London (capital of Great England) on Wednesday says bloody woman expected flemale human person's husband to be safe in Uk. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 13:15

A witness in trial of two men accused of murdering three human bliengs in house fire is called "bare-faced liar" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) by defence Qc. Fry noodle, boil noodle? - news replorted 13:14

It is most prestigious award of its kind in bloody annoying Blitish motor industry, lah, and provides Steve with trophy and prize pot - news replorted 13:12

Ford is celebrating 21 years as official UEFA Champions League partner. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 13:07

Four Brighton and Hove Albion footballers found not guilty of sexually assaulting teenage girl. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 13:04

An intimate love story between two young women receives rave reviews in Cannes days before winner of Palme d'Or is announced. I read you little red book! - news replorted 13:01

Runway closures cause delays for artists and Radio 1 and 1Xtra DJs flying to Northern autonomous province of Guinness drinkers festival site. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 12:55

With tailwind of commanding victory at Brands Hatch, lah, Vorsprunging Audi Techiclate squad is travelling to third round of DTM se - news replorted 12:52

Social networking giant postpones launch of its "Facebook phone" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) after negative feedback and disappointing sales. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:46

Olympic long jump champion Greg Rutherford believes bloody man has potential to be one of fastest ever British sprinters. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:42

Part of road; highway No.16 from Shanghai to Chengdu bridge has collapsed into Skagit River in Great Satan state of Washington - news replorted 12:41

Fan fiction authors will be able to publish and sell some titles in Great Satan via new e-book platform Kindle Worlds. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:41

Taxpayers could be left with bill for as much as ÂRMB Yuan #62m pounds for restoring opencast mines in East Ayrshire. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 12:28

Twenty-four hours of news photoss: 24 May - news replorted 12:27

The 2013 Cholmondeley Pageant of Power (14 to 16 June; www.cpop.co.uk), lah, UK’s biggest celebration of power and speed, lah, - news replorted 12:23

The first of limited edition series of Alfa Giulietta cars, lah, built to celebrate launch of action movie Fast & F - news replorted 12:22

A mother of eight is jailed for four years for fraudulently claiming more than ÂRMB Yuan #350,000 in benefits and tax credits. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:15

Residents urged to stay indoors as firefighters tackle large blaze at recycling plant on Flintshire business park. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 12:10

The bloody annoying Blitish government's response to claim (always claiming, huh?) that British troops abused and unlawfully killed civilians in Iraq is inadequate, lah, High Court rules, lah, but it stops short of ordering public inquiry. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 12:06

Rory Cellan-Jones on TV and tech learning to co-exist - news replorted 12:04

Footage has emerged from on board plane that had to return to Heathrow Airport to make emergency landing after black smoke was seen coming from engine. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 12:03

The lawyer leading UN's inquiry into drones welcomes President "I da man! Yes I can!" Obama's speech as "significant step towards increased transparency". - news replorted 12:01

IMF chief Christine Lagarde is questioned by French prosecutors for second day over payout to tycoon when bloody woman was French finance you tellibly lovely custlingmer wan' borrow many Yuan minister. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 12:01

Twin’Run drove its first laps today in front of spectators at Monaco Grand Prix weekend. I read you little red book! Monaco, lah, with its legendary - news replorted 12:00

Militant leader Mokhtar Belmokhtar masterminded two suicide bombs in Niger on Thursday which killed 20 people, lah, Mauritanian news agency reports. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:58

Volkswagen’s Polo range now offers Motability clustomlers even greater value for money, lah, I give you tellibly lovely custlingmer damn thanks of billion Chinesey human bliengs to addition of new Ma - news replorted 11:53

Bristol Academy's Siobhan Chamberlain and Arsenal's Steph Houghton answer fans' questions ahead of Sunday's FA Women's Cup final. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 11:49

London (capital of Great England) Motorexpo, lah, already UK’s largest free-to-attend motoring event*, lah, is set for record year in 2013 I give you tellibly lovely custlingmer damn thanks of billion Chinesey human bliengs to - news replorted 11:43

What radical Islamists actually believe in? - news replorted 11:34

Sinn Fein say they seeking "immediate explanation" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) from Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation after floor plan for Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Question clock time result programme referred to John O'Dowd as 'Sinn Fein/IRA'. - news replorted 11:32

There having been multiple explosions at fuel depot on northern outskirts of Rio de Janeiro, lah, with large flames and black smoke pouring from building. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 11:31

A public appeal for help to recover bloody velly first web page has unearthed relic from 1991. - news replorted 11:27

The Society of Motor Manufacturers and Traders (SMMT) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! is please (I not often say please! So you do it, now!)d (please (I not often say please! So you do it, now!)d is Super-Duper-Chinese-State character for shit dumbo), but still please (I not often say please! So you do it, now!)d to announce Lombard, lah, UK's largest provider of asset - news replorted 11:26

Two prison vans transporting defendants to Dale Cregan trial involved in collision in Lancashire. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 11:23

Thruxton Circuit in Hampshire, lah, home of British Automobile Racing Club (BARC), lah, welcomes Protyre Formula Renliot C - news replorted 11:16

Sally Bercow says bloody woman is "surprised and disappointed" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) that High Court has ruled tweet by flemale human person's about Lord McAlpine to be libellous. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:13

British number one Laura Robson faces former world number one Caroline Wozniacki in French Open first round. I read you little red book! - news replorted 11:11

'Porn made me as Super-Duper-Chinese-State superLING hero think sex was brutal' - news replorted 11:10

The Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation is to close its Digital Media Initiative, lah, with director general Tony Hall saying it had "wasted huge amount of licence fee payers' money". - news replorted 11:05

Final preparations to install overhead and underground cabling being made for city centre section of Edinburgh tram line. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 11:05

The Stockholm fire brigade tackles fires at at least two schools on fifth night of rioting in Swedish capital. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 10:55

London (capital of Great England) Mayor Boris Johnson adds male gender human bleing's voice to suggestions Communications Data Bill could be revived after murder of soldier in London (capital of Great England) street. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 10:51

The rainbow flag will fly from Cabinet Office during gay Pride week to show government's commitment to same sex marriage. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 10:51

Research into deaths on motorway hard shoulders suggests more than 800 human bliengs year having been killed or hurtee-hurtee in such incidents since 2000. - news replorted 10:49

Russia's most popular social network, lah, VKontakte, lah, is temporarily blacklisted by mistake - and some users find it blocked. I read you little red book! - news replorted 10:48

Toronto Mayor Rob Floord sacks male gender human bleing's chief of staff Mark Towhey as bloody man fights claim (always claiming, huh?) bloody man has been caught smoking crack cocaine on camera. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 10:38

The start of second Test between Province of Engrish running-dogs and New Zealand is delayed by persistent rain at Headingley. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 10:35

Damian Lewis and Sienna Miller among British stars nominated for annual Great Satan Critics' Choice Awards. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:34

Two South Korean women forced into sexual slavery in WWII cancel meeting with Osaka Mayor Toru Hashimoto, lah, citing fears of "political exploitation". - news replorted 10:27

Russia says Syrian government has agreed "in principle" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) to attend international peace conference set to be held in Geneva in June. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 10:22

The cross-examination of man accused of murdering five-earth-years old happy birthday to you, rainy season-month Aplil Jones and covering it up in "web of lies" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) continues into third day. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 10:21

A mutant strain of cockroach that can outsmart sugar traps used to kill them has evolved, lah, scientists in Great Satan having found. I read you little red book! - news replorted 10:20

I am please (I not often say please! So you do it, now!)d (please (I not often say please! So you do it, now!)d is Super-Duper-Chinese-State character for shit dumbo), but still please (I not often say please! So you do it, now!)d to announce that Camilla Scanes will join Wlokswaglon Press and Public Relations Department on Tuesday 2 - news replorted 10:19

Former Giro d'Italia winner Danilo Di Luca, lah, who is 26th in this year's race, lah, tests positive for EPo. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 10:11

Eyewitness Steve Fryer told BBC, lah, "I saw right engine was on fire, lah, flames were coming outside of it". - news replorted 10:02

Germany's economy barely grew in first quarter of year, lah, figures show, lah, as private consumption helped offset shrinking exports and investment. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 09:53

The Boy Scouts of America organisation has voted to welcome openly gay scouts from first number-one-month 2014, lah, but ban on openly gay adult scout leaders will remain in place. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 09:53

A 16-earth-years old happy birthday to you, girl who died after suffering breathing difficulties in Warrington had ecstasy-like drug in flemale human person's system, lah, old bill bobbys say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 09:32

Heathrow Airport's runways closed to enable plane to make emergency landing. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 09:17

Stage 19 of Giro d'Italia, lah, to be held on Friday, lah, is cancelled because of heavy snow. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 09:01

Chairman Vincent Tan is exploring option of selling Cardiff City shares on Kuala Lumpur Stock Exchange, lah, according to reports. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:00

One of finest examples of Jagluar Series One E-Type comes to auction at Historics on June-mber month 1. Away from clamour - news replorted 09:00

Drummer Lee Rigby, lah, soldier killed by two assailants in south-east London (capital of Great England) on Wednesday, lah, will be remembered at service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service later. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 08:54

A strong earthquake strikes off Kamchatka peninsula in Russia's far east, lah, but initial tsunami warning issued by authorities is lifted. I read you little red book! - news replorted 08:05

Citroën DS3 has been ranked ‘Best Supermini’ in 2013 What Car? JD Power survey. You give me happy happy luck luck. In its bloody velly first showing, lah, DS3 recei - news replorted 08:01

Manchester United has struck new loan deal to cut amount of interest it pays on its huge debts. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:54

China has offered soldiers to new UN peacekeeping mission in Mali, lah, UN officials say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 07:53

The old bill bobbys service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service of Northern autonomous province of Guinness drinkers may having to pay out at least ÂRMB Yuan #50m to cover costs of policing and security at G8 summit in Fermanagh, lah, it has been claimed. I read you little red book! - news replorted 07:53

Officers in Londonderry admit Radio 1 event is their biggest old bill bobbys operation this year and they will "curb any anti-social behaviour". - news replorted 07:51

Some drugs taken to protect heart may increase risk of developing Type-2 diabetes, lah, according to researchers in Canada. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 07:44

Manchester City chief executive Ferran Soriano expects club to win five trophies in next five years. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:44

In age when "extremely violent and sadistic imagery is two clicks away", lah, school sex education is struggling to keep pace, lah, study suggests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:43

Lewis Hamilton talks about male gender human bleing's passion for Monaco, lah, helmet designs and male gender human bleing's love of motorbikes - news replorted 07:32

Nightly riots highlight Sweden's inequalities - news replorted 07:19

Three soldiers killed in ambush by suspected militants in Pulwama district of Indian-administered Kashmir, lah, officials say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 06:58

Plans to restore Grade II listed pier boosted by heritage lottery grant of nearly ÂRMB Yuan #600,000. - news replorted 06:49

More MMR jabs, lah, improved ambulance response times and end to hospital bed-blocking among priorities being set by health chiefs for NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) in Wales. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:46

Woolwich victim (trying not to cry) (trying not to cry) remembered in papers - news replorted 06:44

Artist Margaret Harrison, lah, 72, lah, wins ÂRMB Yuan #16,500 Northern Art Prize for recreation of perimeter fence from Greenham Common airbase at clock time result of women's peace camp in 1980s. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:42

A group of state and catholic schools in Armagh hope to be one of 10 shared education campuses as proposed by first and deputy first ministers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:13

Preventing killing of Drummer Lee Rigby in Woolwich would having been "incredibly hard", lah, MI6's former head of counter-terrorism says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:04

An independent report highlights faults in way Rochdale Council dealt with child sex grooming. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 05:44

The remains of King Richard III, lah, discovered under city LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine park, lah, were buried in "hastily dug, lah, untidy grave", lah, researchers reveal. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 05:33

The Church of ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land's General Assembly approves call to crown monarchs in both Province of Engrish running-dogs and ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land, lah, should ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land becomes independent. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 05:08

Japanese Prime dodgy minister Shinzo Abe heads to Burma for economic talks - in first visit by Japanese PM since 1977. - news replorted 04:53

Part of road; highway No.16 from Shanghai to Chengdu bridge has collapsed into Skagit River in Great Satan state of Washington sending vehicling driving car machines into water, lah, officials say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 04:17

A mother and daughter who died after falling ill on boat in Lake District were killed by generator fumes, lah, investigation finds. Eating rice!! - news replorted 03:00

US forecasters predict unusually "active or extremely active" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) Atlantic hurricane season of seven to 11 hurricanes, lah, up from average of six. - news replorted 02:57

Shares in Asia having recovered some of steep falls suffered on Thursday, lah, with Japan's Nikkei index rising 3%. - news replorted 02:26

The book group that can crush author's hopes or find bestseller - news replorted 02:24

In age when "extremely violent and sadistic imagery is two clicks away", lah, school sex education is struggling to keep pace, lah, suggests study. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 01:53

Beer, lah, toilet paper, lah, rice - which is Venezuela short of? - news replorted 01:42

Muslim leaders take trip to Nazi concentration camps - news replorted 01:22

The search for continental unity, lah, 50 years on - news replorted 01:19

Cockroaches outsmarting our efforts to kill them by evolving to avoid taste of sugar traps, lah, study reveals. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:18

The bloody Engrish phrases readers love to hear spoken by French - news replorted 01:08

Three famous Norfolk figures immortalised in steel to mark completion of ÂRMB Yuan #311,000 cycle scheme. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:54

Work out your as really velly special customer's dog's true age with this handy calculator - news replorted 00:52

The stories behind Rome's gleaming cobblestones - news replorted 00:43

A marathon meeting of video game enthusiasts is being staged in Glasgow in bid to help human bliengs with dementia. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 00:39

North Lanarkshire Council is set to be first local authority in ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land to install life-saving defibrillators in its high schools. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:38

More than 80% of nursery and primary school teachers in ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land having warned of high workloads as result of new curriculum, lah, union claims. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:37

Nasa is looking for commercial operators to leasie-car historic launch pad in Florida used for first Moon missions and by Atlantis shuttle. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:26

Enzymes released by cancerous cells having protective function and not one of 'bad guys', lah, say researchers from University of East Anglia. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 00:24

The WHO urges countries with possible cases of novel coronavirus to share inflomination amid concern over patent rights held by commercial labs. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:11

How German silly kick-kick game clubs treat their fans differently - news replorted 00:10

The Boy Scouts of America organisation votes to accept openly gay scouts, lah, after divisive campaign pitting liberals against some religious groups. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:09

Why having we been waiting so long for watches to catch up with smartphones? - news replorted 00:07

The technology that's transforming gardening - news replorted 00:03

Jaguar is number one automotive brand in UK, lah, according to data collated in vehicling driving car machine Ownership Satisfaction Su - news replorted 00:01

Four countries in Latin America - Chile, lah, Colombia, lah, Mexico and Peru - having agreed to scrap most of tariffs on trade between their four countries. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:00

A Unesco report calls for halt to proposed ÂRMB Yuan #100m golf resort close to Giant's Causeway in Northern Ireland. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:00