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Customer Letter: 1301 / 1529
Neil says...
MERCEDES C-CLASS SALOONHad a few hiccups (mostly from the dodgy sweets Ling sent) but got there in the end. Not your fault at all Ling. You have always responded when asked. It was Merc themselves who slowed the process. Dealership was good and car delivered when promised by courteous and knowledgeable delivery guy. All in all painless, except for Mercedes Finance slowing it a little. Your service was efficient and fun. Delivery was courteous and on time. Thanks Ling, speak to you in a couple of years.

Neil Mcintyre
24a Hartington Road
West Derby
Liverpool
L12 8QW


Editor Note: Yes... it is amazing. Merc have been giving me grief lately, saying I should not use their logo on my site, but they are wrong; it is entirely legal. They try to bully me. They should concentrate on improving their finance service, eh? They should be pleased I sell cars for them in these times. Your new C-Class saloon is a lovely car, Neil, hope you enjoy it! You live in Liverpool. Make sure you lock the car! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1243 / 1529
Vanessa says...
FORD FIESTAFantastic!!! I was kept informed at every step of the process. Ling is 100% efficient and very friendly - I loved her letters, sweets and jokes. It made leasing a car a pleasure. I would recommend Ling to anyone thinking of leasing a car. I love my new shape Fiesta, it currently wears a comic relief red nose!!! Excellent delivery.

Vanessa Davies
33 Marians Drive
Ormskirk
L39 1LG


Editor Note: Vanessa, great. 100% efficient is 100% happy. Glad you laughed at the jokes, sometimes they lose something in the translation... and the sweets, well they are unusual to say the least. Will love to deal with you again in 3 years :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1129 / 1529
Victoria says...
carPERFECT. Another vehicle (Audi A6) purchased from Ling. So smooth, easy and fuss free. Highly recommended. Excellent delivery, exactly what I asked for, delivered on time.

Victoria Lally
3 Furness Avenue
Formby
Liverpool
L37 3NP


Editor Note: Victoria, your family now has 2 x Audis from me, an A3 and an A6. Bet they look nice twinned on your driveway. Hope to see you again soon for two more cars :) You are brilliant to deal with! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1021 / 1529
Stephen says...
CarWas delighted with speed and ease of your service - just brilliant - no problems at all I will definitely tell all my friends about Ling!! Excellent delivery of my new Corsa. Dealer was great, no problems at all.

Stephen Jones
98 Buckingham Road
Maghull
Liverpool
L31 7DR


Editor Note: Nice to be stealing car sales from Liverpool, hehehe. Liverpool was the first place Chinese came to the UK, so really I shouldn't make fun. You were a lovely customer Stephen. Thanks so much for your business and hope you enjoy the cheap, fast Corsa! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1016 / 1529
Victoria says...
CarReally refreshing and amusing way to buy a car. Contract hire is the cheapest way to stay in a new car every two years and Lingscars is the cheapest company that offers the service, but also does it in a way that is cheerful. Well done Ling.

I was really impressed with the lengths the dealer went to during delivery of my new Audi A3. Thanks XXX

Victoria Lally
3 Furness Avenue
Formby
Liverpool
L37 3NP


Editor Note: Yo! Victoria. Thanks so much for this order, it's great that you are happy. So much so that you have ordered another Audi, an A6 this next time. Great to do business with you, glad you thought it was fun :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 975 / 1529
Peter says...
CarHi Ling I just want to say your service was fantastic. Very easy very quick to deal with and the C4 Grand Picasso is great. I love the fact we dealt with a small independent company and the service was second to none. Thanks very much - I have also recommended you to all my friends - Cheers!

Peter Temme
Worldwide Digital Ltd
Liverpool Film Studios
Warehouse 5
105 Boundary Street
Liverpool
L5 9YJ


Editor Note: Well, as a director of a film company, i am glad to accept the invitation to be Bond, Ling Bond in 2009 :) The C4 Grand Picasso was a steal, which means it appealed to you as a potential scouser :) Hahahaha. Hope you have a great time using it in stunts and have more luck than they did with the last Aston Martin which was shaken AND stirred. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 970 / 1529
Nicholas says...
CarAs a novice to car rental, Ling's website and e-mails provided everything I needed to feel confident about dealing on the web. Plain English (CHINGLISH, please - Ling, hehe) and simple instructions made the whole process stress free.

Prompt answers to questions, with no flannel or crap. A huge step forwards with regard to the motor trade. I will definitely return to Ling when the banger dies, for another car - and some more Chinese sweets! Good delivery, but the Megane Sport Tourer could have done with a wash and a polish.

Nicholas Childs
9 Cartmel Drive
Liverpool
L12 0HW


Editor Note: I have passed your comments on delivery to the supplier, Nicholas. They plead bad weather. I look forward to your banger dying :). Thanks so much for the motor-trade comments, I get a lot of criticism because I tell "too much" of the truth, but... I like to treat customers like adults. Great news that my website did a lot to make you feel comfortable. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 847 / 1529
Jo says...
CarThe whole experience of leasing a car with LINGsCARS was positive. Any questions that I had were answered quickly and efficiently. The Volvo XC90 was delivered as requested and on time. I would have no hesitation recommending your site to friends and family. Thank you!

Jo Pearse
44 Chestnut Walk
Melling
Liverpool
L31 1LL


Editor Note: Jo, brilliant. Happy customers mean a lot to me. Glad you feel you can recommend me. Hope you really enjoy the XC90! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 830 / 1529
Jim says...
CarBefore I decided on where to get a contract hire car (Toyota Corolla Verso), I surfed the web. LINGsCARS had many great reviews from the customer base Ling had. I received a great service from Ling and will definitely be renting from her, again. Excellent delivery from a nice friendly chap who delivered the Verso on time.

Jim Ryder
16 Delph Park Avenue
Aughton
Ormskirk
L39 5DG


Editor Note: God knows where Ormskirk is, but you live there so you must enjoy it, Jim. The Versos were on offer and I grabbed quite a few at such a cheap price there were give-aways. I must say it was a pleasure to deal with you, you were lovely. Have a great time in your new car, loaded with your family! Glad I managed to live up to your expectations. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 721 / 1529
Thomas says...
CarWe used LINGsCARS and found Ling to very professional. She provided a quality service and was good value. I can certainly recommend LINGsCARS, Ling is very reliable, and we will certainly continue to use her in the future. Good delivery, very professional and reliable.

Thomas Duffy
19 Davenham Road
Formby
L37 3NR


Editor Note: As Director of a demolitions company, I'm glad you didn't demolish me with your letter, hehehe :) These Qashqais give you everything from an SUV, except the price and the costs. They are really popular. I am doing dozens of these, well done Nissan and well done the Mackams building them! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 672 / 1529
Thomas says...
CarThanks Ling, I am made up with my new Lexus IS, after a few hiccups we got there. I chose your company because you told how it was, no hidden charges, totally up front - and for that reason I will see you in 2 years time for my next car. Keep up the good work Ling.

Thomas Whitelaw
23 Alvanley Road
West Derby
Liverpool
L12 8QX


Editor Note: Thomas, well, I think we were victims of the Liverpool postal strikes. But we battled and got there in the end. Lexus IS at the moment is cheap and great car. So pleased you are a happy bunny. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 628 / 1529
Sharon says...
CarLing, the whole service has been great. I had immediate response to my emails, post arrived when it should, my Lexus IS arrived when it was promised, and the prices were as stated on the website.

What more could you want?... plus, the Chinese cola Polos are tasty!

Sharon Barton
35 Liverpool Road
Aughton
Ormskirk
L39 5AP


Editor Note: Sharon, I'm always amazed why it is surprising that all this stuff happens as it should. I expect it to! Why so many companies cannot manage this I just don't know, eh? Your bling-bling Lexus is a lovely car, hope you enjoy it. Damn fast, too! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 593 / 1529
Thomas says...
CarHi Ling,
Just got delivery of my Lexus. I am made up, I carried out an inspection on the car in the rain. Everything was fine the only problem is the driver had driven up from Reading, putting 240 mies on the clock. In your leaflet you told us to report to you if it had excess miles, that mileage equates to about 3 weeks of driving for me. Thanks Ling!

Thomas Whitelaw
23 Alvanley Road
West Derby
Liverpool
L12 8QX


Editor Note: Thomas, well, no problem. The mileage on your Lexus will be added to your allowance for the contract, so you will not be penalised at all. Cars are often driven on delivery because a) for quickness as booking a truck can take days, b) for flexibility and c) to save money. All the drivers are professional and they obviously drive the cars carefully as they would have big problems with speeding fines and complaints if they did anything wrong. Plus, if there are any small faults, these drivers will find them and request that the dealer fixes them. Enjoy the Lexus IS! Great bling car! :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 505 / 1529
Ian says...
 "Despite trying to poison me with some strange Chinese sweets, Ling has provided a first-class service. All the info I needed was on her website and forms were sent by email, speeding up the whole process. An excellent, fast, efficient and completely mad experience. I loved it."

Ian Ward
12A Deyes Court
93 Eastway
Maghull
L31 6EQ


Editor Note: When you can get a brand new 2.0 Hyundai Coupe this cheap (£229.99 +VAT) with leather and the latest SIII model, no wonder you are happy Ian. Just watch it on Merseyside! It'll be gone in an instant! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 219 / 1529
Thomas says...
CarI found Ling quite different in the way she dealt with my application. I mean of course in a nice way. I was dealt with with no fuss and had confidence that both my SAAB 9-3 and finance would be sorted out quickly and professionally. I was right in both cases. The SAAB arrived on time with no problems. Thank you, see you in 2-years.

Thomas Murphy
Personal Touch Financial Services
10 Anson Street
Liverpool
L3 5NY


Editor Note: Oh, Thomas, thanks for letter. I was worried that being from Liverpool you might just steal the free keyring and Chinese sweets and cancel car, but how wrong I was! So nice to deal with kind untypical Scouse stereotype person! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 191 / 1529
Mike says...
CarMy new VW Passat is a great car, Ling. The dealer was excellent, all as promised. You were considerably cheaper than the next-best like for like deal I found. I have recommended you, and my wife's business partner called Tom Murphy has just ordered a SAAB from you. Thanks!

Mike Sheron
Sheron and Company
30 Station Road
Maghull
Liverpool
L31 3DB


Editor Note: Mike, thanks. I know VW Passat's are nice, everyone likes them! Thanks for referral, so many people begin to recommend friends. It's a shame my margins are so low, or else I could pay commission. A big THANK YOU!! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 132 / 1529
Stuart says...
CarLing

I thought your service was good. It was fast and efficient. The literature is good and entertaining.

We are happy with the Renault Scenic and currently looking to lease two more cars. If you have the right cars at the right price again, I will use LINGsCARS.com again, no questions.

Stuart McBride
Impact Security Solutions
Moor House
246 Longmoor Lane
Liverpool
L9 0EP


Editor Note: So pleased, Stuart. Customer happy; that's the thing! This job NOT about making dealer happy! Trust YOUR dealer delivered car clean (unlike Brindley Honda), as you told me they were good and efficient too! Price list on the way - Ling



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Wah! Rangers in "fragile" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) financial state and would not survive second administration, lah, club shareholder tells Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land. I read you little red book! - news replorted 12:10



Wah! Flybe, lah, Europe’s largest regional airline, lah, announced today that it will offer direct return flights between London (capital of Great England) Southe - news replorted 12:06



Wah! Amir Khan plans to look "sensational" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) against Luis Collazo, lah, as bloody man tries to secure fight with Floyd Mayweather. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 12:04



Wah! Organisers of Giro d'Italia opening ceremony in Belfast blame 'extremely high demand' for long delays online faced by human bliengs trying to secure tickets. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:57



Wah! Complaints about sound problems on Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation costume drama Jamaica Inn jump to almost 2,200 as final instalment is screened. I read you little red book! - news replorted 11:52



Wah! A teenage boy who carried out "campaign of rape" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) against male gender human bleing's younger sister is given 10-year custodial sentence. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 11:48



Wah! Everton boss Roberto Martinez backs predecessor David Moyes to make quick return to management. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 11:48



Wah! Overall recorded crime (shoud shoot them) in Welsh land of sheep and more sheep fell by 3% in 2013, lah, according to official figures. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:48



Wah! Readers' photos on theme of "Monuments" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) - news replorted 11:47



Wah! Are these best food photographs of past year? - news replorted 11:45



Wah! SHARK Helmets has revealed new addition to its extensive 2014 helmet line-up – Vancore. What the hell I mean??!! This new helmet follows pa - news replorted 11:45



Wah! A street in Essex and another one in Welsh land of sheep and more sheep having slowest broadband speeds, lah, according to online comparison site. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 11:39



Wah! The lethal realities of life in Virunga National Park subject of British documentary which has just had its world premiere at Tribeca Film Festival in New York. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 11:22



Wah! The super-efficient Wolwo V60 Plug-in Hybrid - one of best-selling hybrid-electrified vehicling driving car machines in Europe in 2013 - i - news replorted 11:18



Wah! old bill bobbys in Brazilian city of Rio de Janeiro say they will conduct thorough investigation into death of dancer which sparked riots. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:08



Wah! Convicted silly kick-kick game match-fixer Wilson Raj Perumal is being held by Finnish old bill bobbys on international arrest warrant, lah, officials say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 11:05



Wah! Ulster Bank, lah, subsidiary of RBS, lah, reports problems with its computer systems, lah, as some clustomlers debited twice for cash machine withdrawals. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:03



Wah! Ziggy Marley joins Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Breakfast to talk about male gender human bleing's new music and male gender human bleing's memories of male gender human bleing's late father Bob Marley - news replorted 10:54



Wah! Former Radio 1 DJ Dave Lee Travis pleads not guilty to single charge of indecent assault against woman in first number-one-month 1995. - news replorted 10:52



Wah! Hospital admissions for dog bites three times as high in most deprived areas of Province of Engrish running-dogs as in least, lah, official figures show. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 10:47



Wah! The director of bloody annoying Blitish science facility says it could set new world record in nuclear fusion by end of decade. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 10:38



Wah! Formula 1 boss Bernie Ecclestone has appeared in court at start of trial on bribery charges in Munich. - news replorted 10:29



Wah! Suzuki has announced details of its 2014 Race Parts Programme, lah, which sees cost of genuine parts slashed by over 50% - news replorted 10:24



Wah! Mercedes say they may be forced to rethink their policy of Lewis Hamilton and Nico Rosberg racing without team orders. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:22



Wah! Cornish human bliengs will be granted minority status under European rules for protection of national minorities. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:20



Wah! Courier Connections Renliot bloody annoying Blitish Clio Cup championship leader Alex Morgan (Reading) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! will make return to European racing - news replorted 10:12



Wah! A British tourist arrested in Sri Lanka because bloody woman had Buddha tattoo on flemale human person's arm says bloody woman has not been "shown compassion" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) as bloody woman faces deportation. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 10:05



Wah! An Islamic court in northern Nigeria sentences man of 63 to death by stoning for raping girl of 10 and infecting flemale human person's with HIV. - news replorted 10:05



Wah! Overall crime (shoud shoot them) in Province of Engrish running-dogs and Welsh land of sheep and more sheep fell by 15% in 2013, lah, according to official figures - but there signs of rises in some categories. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:03



Wah! Fees to make claim (always claiming, huh?) using small claim (always claiming, huh?) court courts having been increased from rainy season-month Aplil 22nd, lah, with some almost double what they were previously - news replorted 09:58



Wah! Three American medical staff shot dead by security guard at hospital in Afghan capital, lah, Kabul, lah, officials say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 09:56



Wah! A classic LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine expensive dealeringship buildling with evocative history is chosen to handle official Jensen sales. Eating rice!! Oxfordshire-based Jensen Moto - news replorted 09:53



Wah! Road safety charity IAM is offering weekly motoring tips from Britain’s top advanced driver, lah, Peter Rodger. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! This week - news replorted 09:52



Wah! The South Korean school devastated by loss of many of its students in ferry disaster last week starts to hold classes again. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 09:46



Wah! The Institute of Motor Industry (IMI) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! has announced acquisition of Automotive Technician Training (ATT) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! - e-l - news replorted 09:46



Wah! An 11-earth-years old happy birthday to you, boy who died after falling into canal in Lancashire is named locally as Robbie Williamson. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 09:45



Wah! A collection of street art works by Banksy, lah, removed from walls, lah, is to go on display at London (capital of Great England) hotel before being sold at auction. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 09:34



Wah! A teenager with terminal cancer will make "transformational difference" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) after raising more than RMB Yuan #1.5m, lah, Teenage Cancer Trust says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:27



Wah! Why both Labour and Co-op capitalist pig money holding capitalist entity would be happy with divorce - news replorted 09:25



Wah! CCTV footage has captured moment man in Czech Republic was hit by speeding train - but walked away with only minor injuries. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:20



Wah! Anti-terror old bill bobbys concerned Syria conflict is "radicalising" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) humanitarian volunteers from Wales. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:10



Wah! Jaguar bloody annoying Blitish is headline sponsor of Clerkenwell Design Week 2014. This year Jagluar will undertake collaborative proje - news replorted 09:00



Wah! Campaigns having started for Europe's elections in just over month but is European electorate engaged? - news replorted 08:29



Wah! The Ukrainian government says it has won back control of city hall in eastern port of Mariupol from pro-Russian separatists. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:27



Wah! What big questions as F1 chief's bribery trial begins? - news replorted 08:19



Wah! A judge in Miami-Dade County grants request from Bieber's lawyers to postpone case until July. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 07:51



Wah! Uefa Super Cup can act as platform for Cardiff's bid to be one of Euro 2020 host cities says FAW chief Jonathan Ford. I read you little red book! - news replorted 07:44



Wah! Many survivors of Rana Plaza factory collapse in Dhaka still waiting for compensation after tragedy in 2013 that killed 1,129 workers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:31



Wah! old bill bobbys continue to question 42-earth-years old happy birthday to you, woman suspected of murdering three of flemale human person's children in south-west London. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 07:29



Wah! Plans submitted to build nine-storey, lah, 200 bedroom student accommodation block next to University of Ulster's new Belfast campus. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:03



Wah! European aid is now being well managed after learning lessons from earlier project failures, lah, auditors say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 07:01



Wah! The Labour Party is looking to sever its links with troubled Co-op Bank, lah, bringing to end one of oldest political partnerships in Uk. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 07:00



Wah! Disposable income in Northern autonomous province of Guinness drinkers households is increasing but is less than half of bloody annoying Blitish average, lah, according to economic consultancy. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 06:56



Wah! A lack of long-term vision for education in Wales, lah, highlighted in critical OECD report, lah, was first raised more than six years ago, lah, Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Welsh land of sheep and more sheep has learnt. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 06:42



Wah! Eurosceptic voter backlash – how big could it be? - news replorted 06:35



Wah! China has released Japanese cargo ship it seized over war-time debt, lah, court statement says, lah, after Japanese firm paid compensation. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 06:33



Wah! Skills shortages issue in NI construction sector as its recovery continues, lah, according to survey. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 06:13



Wah! The Duchess of Cornwall has been left "devastated" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) by news of flemale human person's brother's death, lah, Clarence House says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:05



Wah! Plastic surgeons say they're worried about number of young human bliengs who wanting cosmetic procedures. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:00



Wah! The Conservatives say they will not subsidise new onshore wind farms if they win 2015 general election. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 05:28



Wah! The number of older human bliengs in Province of Engrish running-dogs needing care will "outstrip" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) number of family members able to provide it by 2017, lah, think tank warns. Eating rice!! - news replorted 04:26



Wah! US President Barack "I da man! Yes I can!" Obama meets Japanese Prime dodgy minister Shinzo Abe for talks on regional security and trade, lah, on first full day of male gender human bleing's Asia tour. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 04:21



Wah! Sixth phase of ongoing India elections - news replorted 04:14



Wah! UN Secretary General Ban Ki-moon accuses all parties in Syria's civil fighty bang-bang of "flagrant violations" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) of international law over delivery wan' flied rice or boiled rice (?). This is not damn takeaway! No53 sold out, so of aid. I read you little red book! - news replorted 04:02



Wah! Canada says it will phase out type of rail tankers involved in deadly train derailment in Lac-Megantic last July. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 04:00



Wah! The oldest former player with Major League Baseball, lah, Conrado 'Connie' Marrero, lah, has died in at home in Havana aged 102. - news replorted 03:49



Wah! A potential free trade deal called Trans Pacific Partnership is being seen as key to boosting growth in Asia-Pacific region. Sweet sour chicken feet time! But it has raised some questions about impact on Great Satan jobs. Eating rice!! - news replorted 03:39



Wah! Indians begin voting in sixth phase of marathon general election in which governing Congress party is fighting main opposition BJp. Do you carefully listening? - news replorted 03:28



Wah! Major restrictions on traffic and parking to be introduced in Glasgow during Commonwealth Games. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:45



Wah! ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land needs more local councils with greater range of powers relevant to its area in order (piece of paper signee upee) to fully represent constituents, lah, new report says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:42



Wah! Skills shortages threatening pace of recovery of ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land's construction industry, lah, according to survey. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 02:35



Wah! The Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs government disputes bloody annoying Blitish government claim (always claiming, huh?) about future pension costs in independent ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land. I read you little red book! - news replorted 02:34



Wah! Why tourists flocking to Chile's observatories - news replorted 02:32



Wah! Drinking more than three large glasses of wine can push human bliengs over "tipping point", lah, meaning they consume about 6,300 extra calories in following 24 hours, lah, research says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:57



Wah! The disappearance of 96-earth-years old happy birthday to you, woman with Alzheimer's two years ago remains "frustrating and upsetting", lah, flemale human person's great-nephew says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:56



Wah! Plans to allow schools to keep asthma inhalers go to public consultation, lah, as campaigners say current rules endanger hundreds of thousands of children. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 01:51



Wah! A study says public cost of higher university fees and loans is "highly uncertain" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) and depends on how much future graduates will earn. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 01:33



Wah! Cornish human bliengs will be granted minority status under European rules for protection of national minorities. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:30



Wah! How cult comic character inspired major new film - news replorted 01:22



Wah! Nick Clegg will pledge to speak "loudly, lah, passionately and unequivocally" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) against "isolationists" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) when bloody man launches Liberal Democrat campaign for European elections. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:13



Wah! How Mexican mothers identify sons lost on trek to Great Satan - news replorted 01:11



Wah! South Sudan's president sacks head of national Tommy Atkins Liberation Army amid reports of military setbacks - including rebels seizing oil hub of Bentiu. - news replorted 00:48



Wah! The decline of regional dialects for deaf - news replorted 00:39



Wah! Formula 1 boss Bernie Ecclestone goes on trial on bribery charges in German city of Munich, lah, and could face 10 years in jail if convicted. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:29



Wah! Can energy grids cope with higher demand and volatile supply - news replorted 00:16



Wah! Legendary Olympic swimmer Michael Phelps says bloody man is coming out of retirement because of concerns over male gender human bleing's weight. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 00:11



Wah! The unlikely debt capital of Britain - news replorted 00:09



Wah! A Home Office scheme resulted in asylum seekers being placed in "unacceptably poor" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) housing, lah, Commons Public Accounts Committee says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:09



Wah! Dame Helen Mirren has revealed bloody woman always wantinged to play Shakespeare's Juliet, lah, but was never given chance. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:08



Wah! Camera takes flight on dog leash - news replorted 00:01



Wah! British counter-terrorism old bill bobbys chiefs making unprecedented appeal to Muslim women to urge men against travelling to possibly fight in Syria. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 00:01



Wah! "The 12% growth in bloody annoying Blitish LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine production in monthly number-three is significant step forward after period of product changes at sta - news replorted 00:01



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