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Customer Letter: 1301 / 1528
Neil says...
MERCEDES C-CLASS SALOONHad a few hiccups (mostly from the dodgy sweets Ling sent) but got there in the end. Not your fault at all Ling. You have always responded when asked. It was Merc themselves who slowed the process. Dealership was good and car delivered when promised by courteous and knowledgeable delivery guy. All in all painless, except for Mercedes Finance slowing it a little. Your service was efficient and fun. Delivery was courteous and on time. Thanks Ling, speak to you in a couple of years.

Neil Mcintyre
24a Hartington Road
West Derby
Liverpool
L12 8QW


Editor Note: Yes... it is amazing. Merc have been giving me grief lately, saying I should not use their logo on my site, but they are wrong; it is entirely legal. They try to bully me. They should concentrate on improving their finance service, eh? They should be pleased I sell cars for them in these times. Your new C-Class saloon is a lovely car, Neil, hope you enjoy it! You live in Liverpool. Make sure you lock the car! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1243 / 1528
Vanessa says...
FORD FIESTAFantastic!!! I was kept informed at every step of the process. Ling is 100% efficient and very friendly - I loved her letters, sweets and jokes. It made leasing a car a pleasure. I would recommend Ling to anyone thinking of leasing a car. I love my new shape Fiesta, it currently wears a comic relief red nose!!! Excellent delivery.

Vanessa Davies
33 Marians Drive
Ormskirk
L39 1LG


Editor Note: Vanessa, great. 100% efficient is 100% happy. Glad you laughed at the jokes, sometimes they lose something in the translation... and the sweets, well they are unusual to say the least. Will love to deal with you again in 3 years :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1129 / 1528
Victoria says...
carPERFECT. Another vehicle (Audi A6) purchased from Ling. So smooth, easy and fuss free. Highly recommended. Excellent delivery, exactly what I asked for, delivered on time.

Victoria Lally
3 Furness Avenue
Formby
Liverpool
L37 3NP


Editor Note: Victoria, your family now has 2 x Audis from me, an A3 and an A6. Bet they look nice twinned on your driveway. Hope to see you again soon for two more cars :) You are brilliant to deal with! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1021 / 1528
Stephen says...
CarWas delighted with speed and ease of your service - just brilliant - no problems at all I will definitely tell all my friends about Ling!! Excellent delivery of my new Corsa. Dealer was great, no problems at all.

Stephen Jones
98 Buckingham Road
Maghull
Liverpool
L31 7DR


Editor Note: Nice to be stealing car sales from Liverpool, hehehe. Liverpool was the first place Chinese came to the UK, so really I shouldn't make fun. You were a lovely customer Stephen. Thanks so much for your business and hope you enjoy the cheap, fast Corsa! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1016 / 1528
Victoria says...
CarReally refreshing and amusing way to buy a car. Contract hire is the cheapest way to stay in a new car every two years and Lingscars is the cheapest company that offers the service, but also does it in a way that is cheerful. Well done Ling.

I was really impressed with the lengths the dealer went to during delivery of my new Audi A3. Thanks XXX

Victoria Lally
3 Furness Avenue
Formby
Liverpool
L37 3NP


Editor Note: Yo! Victoria. Thanks so much for this order, it's great that you are happy. So much so that you have ordered another Audi, an A6 this next time. Great to do business with you, glad you thought it was fun :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 975 / 1528
Peter says...
CarHi Ling I just want to say your service was fantastic. Very easy very quick to deal with and the C4 Grand Picasso is great. I love the fact we dealt with a small independent company and the service was second to none. Thanks very much - I have also recommended you to all my friends - Cheers!

Peter Temme
Worldwide Digital Ltd
Liverpool Film Studios
Warehouse 5
105 Boundary Street
Liverpool
L5 9YJ


Editor Note: Well, as a director of a film company, i am glad to accept the invitation to be Bond, Ling Bond in 2009 :) The C4 Grand Picasso was a steal, which means it appealed to you as a potential scouser :) Hahahaha. Hope you have a great time using it in stunts and have more luck than they did with the last Aston Martin which was shaken AND stirred. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 970 / 1528
Nicholas says...
CarAs a novice to car rental, Ling's website and e-mails provided everything I needed to feel confident about dealing on the web. Plain English (CHINGLISH, please - Ling, hehe) and simple instructions made the whole process stress free.

Prompt answers to questions, with no flannel or crap. A huge step forwards with regard to the motor trade. I will definitely return to Ling when the banger dies, for another car - and some more Chinese sweets! Good delivery, but the Megane Sport Tourer could have done with a wash and a polish.

Nicholas Childs
9 Cartmel Drive
Liverpool
L12 0HW


Editor Note: I have passed your comments on delivery to the supplier, Nicholas. They plead bad weather. I look forward to your banger dying :). Thanks so much for the motor-trade comments, I get a lot of criticism because I tell "too much" of the truth, but... I like to treat customers like adults. Great news that my website did a lot to make you feel comfortable. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 847 / 1528
Jo says...
CarThe whole experience of leasing a car with LINGsCARS was positive. Any questions that I had were answered quickly and efficiently. The Volvo XC90 was delivered as requested and on time. I would have no hesitation recommending your site to friends and family. Thank you!

Jo Pearse
44 Chestnut Walk
Melling
Liverpool
L31 1LL


Editor Note: Jo, brilliant. Happy customers mean a lot to me. Glad you feel you can recommend me. Hope you really enjoy the XC90! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 830 / 1528
Jim says...
CarBefore I decided on where to get a contract hire car (Toyota Corolla Verso), I surfed the web. LINGsCARS had many great reviews from the customer base Ling had. I received a great service from Ling and will definitely be renting from her, again. Excellent delivery from a nice friendly chap who delivered the Verso on time.

Jim Ryder
16 Delph Park Avenue
Aughton
Ormskirk
L39 5DG


Editor Note: God knows where Ormskirk is, but you live there so you must enjoy it, Jim. The Versos were on offer and I grabbed quite a few at such a cheap price there were give-aways. I must say it was a pleasure to deal with you, you were lovely. Have a great time in your new car, loaded with your family! Glad I managed to live up to your expectations. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 721 / 1528
Thomas says...
CarWe used LINGsCARS and found Ling to very professional. She provided a quality service and was good value. I can certainly recommend LINGsCARS, Ling is very reliable, and we will certainly continue to use her in the future. Good delivery, very professional and reliable.

Thomas Duffy
19 Davenham Road
Formby
L37 3NR


Editor Note: As Director of a demolitions company, I'm glad you didn't demolish me with your letter, hehehe :) These Qashqais give you everything from an SUV, except the price and the costs. They are really popular. I am doing dozens of these, well done Nissan and well done the Mackams building them! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 672 / 1528
Thomas says...
CarThanks Ling, I am made up with my new Lexus IS, after a few hiccups we got there. I chose your company because you told how it was, no hidden charges, totally up front - and for that reason I will see you in 2 years time for my next car. Keep up the good work Ling.

Thomas Whitelaw
23 Alvanley Road
West Derby
Liverpool
L12 8QX


Editor Note: Thomas, well, I think we were victims of the Liverpool postal strikes. But we battled and got there in the end. Lexus IS at the moment is cheap and great car. So pleased you are a happy bunny. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 628 / 1528
Sharon says...
CarLing, the whole service has been great. I had immediate response to my emails, post arrived when it should, my Lexus IS arrived when it was promised, and the prices were as stated on the website.

What more could you want?... plus, the Chinese cola Polos are tasty!

Sharon Barton
35 Liverpool Road
Aughton
Ormskirk
L39 5AP


Editor Note: Sharon, I'm always amazed why it is surprising that all this stuff happens as it should. I expect it to! Why so many companies cannot manage this I just don't know, eh? Your bling-bling Lexus is a lovely car, hope you enjoy it. Damn fast, too! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 593 / 1528
Thomas says...
CarHi Ling,
Just got delivery of my Lexus. I am made up, I carried out an inspection on the car in the rain. Everything was fine the only problem is the driver had driven up from Reading, putting 240 mies on the clock. In your leaflet you told us to report to you if it had excess miles, that mileage equates to about 3 weeks of driving for me. Thanks Ling!

Thomas Whitelaw
23 Alvanley Road
West Derby
Liverpool
L12 8QX


Editor Note: Thomas, well, no problem. The mileage on your Lexus will be added to your allowance for the contract, so you will not be penalised at all. Cars are often driven on delivery because a) for quickness as booking a truck can take days, b) for flexibility and c) to save money. All the drivers are professional and they obviously drive the cars carefully as they would have big problems with speeding fines and complaints if they did anything wrong. Plus, if there are any small faults, these drivers will find them and request that the dealer fixes them. Enjoy the Lexus IS! Great bling car! :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 505 / 1528
Ian says...
 "Despite trying to poison me with some strange Chinese sweets, Ling has provided a first-class service. All the info I needed was on her website and forms were sent by email, speeding up the whole process. An excellent, fast, efficient and completely mad experience. I loved it."

Ian Ward
12A Deyes Court
93 Eastway
Maghull
L31 6EQ


Editor Note: When you can get a brand new 2.0 Hyundai Coupe this cheap (£229.99 +VAT) with leather and the latest SIII model, no wonder you are happy Ian. Just watch it on Merseyside! It'll be gone in an instant! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 219 / 1528
Thomas says...
CarI found Ling quite different in the way she dealt with my application. I mean of course in a nice way. I was dealt with with no fuss and had confidence that both my SAAB 9-3 and finance would be sorted out quickly and professionally. I was right in both cases. The SAAB arrived on time with no problems. Thank you, see you in 2-years.

Thomas Murphy
Personal Touch Financial Services
10 Anson Street
Liverpool
L3 5NY


Editor Note: Oh, Thomas, thanks for letter. I was worried that being from Liverpool you might just steal the free keyring and Chinese sweets and cancel car, but how wrong I was! So nice to deal with kind untypical Scouse stereotype person! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 191 / 1528
Mike says...
CarMy new VW Passat is a great car, Ling. The dealer was excellent, all as promised. You were considerably cheaper than the next-best like for like deal I found. I have recommended you, and my wife's business partner called Tom Murphy has just ordered a SAAB from you. Thanks!

Mike Sheron
Sheron and Company
30 Station Road
Maghull
Liverpool
L31 3DB


Editor Note: Mike, thanks. I know VW Passat's are nice, everyone likes them! Thanks for referral, so many people begin to recommend friends. It's a shame my margins are so low, or else I could pay commission. A big THANK YOU!! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 132 / 1528
Stuart says...
CarLing

I thought your service was good. It was fast and efficient. The literature is good and entertaining.

We are happy with the Renault Scenic and currently looking to lease two more cars. If you have the right cars at the right price again, I will use LINGsCARS.com again, no questions.

Stuart McBride
Impact Security Solutions
Moor House
246 Longmoor Lane
Liverpool
L9 0EP


Editor Note: So pleased, Stuart. Customer happy; that's the thing! This job NOT about making dealer happy! Trust YOUR dealer delivered car clean (unlike Brindley Honda), as you told me they were good and efficient too! Price list on the way - Ling



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Wah! China's two-time Grand Slam winner Li Na announces flemale human person's retirement from tennis because of "chronic injuries". - news replorted 06:11



Wah! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Sport looks back at 50 iconic FA Cup goals in build-up to first round proper, lah, which takes place in November. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 06:07



Wah! Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs voters will vote to stay in United Kingdom following country's independence referendum by 55% to 45%, lah, Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation predicts. Eating rice!! - news replorted 05:42



Wah! China's sporting hero Li Na announces flemale human person's retirement from tennis at age of 32, lah, citing injury problems. Eating rice!! - news replorted 05:26



Wah! Security is being upgraded at Australian parliament following "chatter" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) suggesting extremists could target it for attack, lah, PM Tony Abbott says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 04:44



Wah! Sterling hits two-year high against euro and two-week high against Great Satan dollar in early Asian trade, lah, as early counts suggest "No" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) vote in Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs referendum. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 04:36



Wah! Research that investigated why bananas slippery when you tellibly lovely custlingmer step on them wins one of this year's Ig Nobel prizes. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:48



Wah! The High Court is due to decide whether to allow challenge to rules that determine whether victims of domestic abuse getting legal aid in family cases. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:39



Wah! Images as first areas in ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land declare how they cast their referendum vote - news replorted 02:24



Wah! A grandfather shot dead male gender human bleing's daughter and flemale human person's six children before taking male gender human bleing's own life at home in Bell, lah, Florida, lah, old bill bobbys say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 02:21



Wah! More than 400 human bliengs having been evacuated from Serbian towns because of flooding following heavy rainfall in east of country. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 02:13



Wah! The first result in Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs independence referendum is announced, lah, with most human bliengs voting "No" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) in Clackmannanshire by 54% to 46%. - news replorted 01:38



Wah! old bill bobbys investigate allegations of 10 cases of suspected electoral fraud at various polling stations around Glasgow. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 01:25



Wah! Recognising land rights of local human bliengs could provide cost-effective protection for many of world's tropical forests, lah, report says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:21



Wah! Vigilante groups in Mexico's Baja California Sur state set up patrols to try to stop looting in aftermath of hurricane Odile. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 01:21



Wah! The human eye has inspired physicists to create processor that can analyse particle collisions 400 times faster than currently possible. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 01:12



Wah! A three-day curfew imposed by Sierra Leone to try to stop spread of Ebola comes into effect, lah, but critics say it will achieve little. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 01:03



Wah! Councils in Province of Engrish running-dogs calling for urgent meeting of constitutional convention to consider wider impact of Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs referendum. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 00:57



Wah! President Barack "I da man! Yes I can!" Obama has given male gender human bleing's support to visiting Petro Poroshenko, lah, describing himself as "strong friend" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) to Ukraine's leader. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 00:53



Wah! President "I da man! Yes I can!" Obama says Congress's backing for male gender human bleing's $500m plan to aid moderate Syrian rebels shows world Great Satan is united against Islamic State. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:48



Wah! Which animal fought valiant battle against escalator? - news replorted 00:43



Wah! How real is Riot Club? - news replorted 00:40



Wah! Just what exactly does term Freudian mean? - news replorted 00:36



Wah! Liberal Democrat Membling Partiamentary expense cheater Mike Hancock, lah, who had faced allegations bloody man sexually assaulted constituent, lah, resigns from party. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:31



Wah! A sculpture of Beatles' song character Eleanor Rigby made from RMB Yuan #1m of used capitalist pig money holding capitalist entity notes is to go on show at Museum of Liverpool. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 00:26



Wah! Why chance of seeing Alpine ibex has halved in 20 years - news replorted 00:20



Wah! The man with 26 children who's preaching birth control - news replorted 00:19



Wah! Is American Dream alive in Palm Springs? - news replorted 00:13



Wah! Referrals to breast cancer clinics more than doubled in bloody annoying Blitish after Angelina Jolie revealed last year bloody woman had had double mastectomy, lah, say scientists. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:12



Wah! We all dream from clock time result to clock time result of escaping it all and heading for hills, lah, but is it all it's cracked up to be? Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Pop Up speaks to residents of two remote villages in Rocky Mountains - news replorted 00:12



Wah! Opening night for Shakespeare theatre... in Gdansk - news replorted 00:07



Wah! Supposedly-elite NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) foundation trusts in Province of Engrish running-dogs running up overall deficit for first time, lah, regulator is expected to say later. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 00:04



Wah! Dame Laura Davies says historic vote on female membership could be catalyst to inspire new generation of golfers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:01



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