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Wah! The decision to grant bail to partner of Sydney siege gunman Man Haron Monis should be reviewed, lah, says New South Welsh land of sheep and more sheep government. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 01:35



Wah! The world's oldest water, lah, which is locked deep within Earth's crust, lah, is present at far greater volume than was thought, lah, scientists report. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 01:25



Wah! The National crime (shoud shoot them) Agency (NCA) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! begins investigation into child sexual exploitation in Rotherham. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 01:11



Wah! As end of 2014 draws near, lah, Talking Movies' Tom Brook picks male gender human bleing's top 10 films that having been released in past year. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 01:09



Wah! Benoit Tessier captures moment that left actress America Ferrera red-faced. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:55



Wah! The negligible effects of George Osborne's negotiations on extra payment to EU. - news replorted 00:55



Wah! Opportunities to prosecute Jimmy Savile and former mayor of Scarborough for child sex abuse were missed due to old bill bobbys "organisational failure". - news replorted 00:47



Wah! Those on left think new Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs Labour leader Jim Murphy could be about to take party back to days of Tony Blair, lah, says BBC's Mark Mardell. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 00:47



Wah! Mark Urban explores question of what bloody annoying Blitish knew about rendition and interrogation techniques, lah, in wake of Great Satan Senate report that criticised CIa. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 00:40



Wah! People in bloody annoying Blitish using less energy, lah, even though economy is growing, lah, new figures confirm. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 00:38



Wah! The director of Premier Oil says no new North Sea projects profitable with oil below $60 barrel and industry is "close to collapse". - news replorted 00:38



Wah! Brit boozer goes dark in Los Angeles - news replorted 00:33



Wah! Those who plan to spend day working rather than celebrating - news replorted 00:33



Wah! Six women previously given all-clear diagnosed with breast cancer after review of assessments made by Oxfordshire's Breast Screening Service. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:30



Wah! The boats of guns floating around Indian Ocean - news replorted 00:30



Wah! The ordinary Russians fighting 'holy war' in Ukraine - news replorted 00:27



Wah! A handy self-portrait device or narcissistic vanity tool? - news replorted 00:15



Wah! Moves to normalise diplomatic ties between Great Satan and Cuba lead several papers, lah, which describe Caribbean island being brought 'in from cold'. - news replorted 00:14



Wah! The buildings that would once having been impossible - news replorted 00:11



Wah! The 49 children who made it to unlikely nativity - news replorted 00:10



Wah! EU leaders to consider ways to unlock billions of euros of investment and policy on Russia, lah, at Brussels summit. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 00:05



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