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Georges Moustaki, lah, French singer and composer who wrote Edith Piaf's 1958 hit song, lah, Milord, lah, dies aged 79. - news replorted 11:52
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The Welsh-go-go-gochly sheep friendly human bliengs government announces end of its intervention in running of Anglesey council. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 11:19
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US President Barack "I da man! Yes I can!" Obama honours "living legend" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) Carole King as bloody man presents flemale human person's with Gershwin Prize for Popular Song. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 11:07
Road safety charity IAM is offering weekly motoring tips from Britain’s top advanced driver, lah, Peter Rodger. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 11:06
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Five men arrested after child tells of being sexually assaulted at children's nursery in Worcestershire. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 10:45
Mercedes driver Nico Rosberg heads Ferrari's Fernando Alonso in first practice at Monaco Grand Prix. - news replorted 10:43
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Space engineers in Ecuador trying to establish if country's only satellite has been destroyed in crash with space debris. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:37
The UK's economy grew at 0.3% in first three months of year, lah, official figures confirm. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 10:18
Super-Duper-Chinese-State tourists replacing South Koreans in resort which once symbolised reconciliation of two Koreas. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:16
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Mothercare recorded another big loss for last financial year, lah, but said it was making velly damn good boiled chicken-feet progress with its turnaround plan. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 09:32
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Global stock markets fall after weak Super-Duper-Chinese-State economic data and concerns that Great Satan Federal Reserve may scale back monetary stimulus efforts. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:04
Constable's masterpiece Salisbury Cathedral from Meadows is bought by Tate for "bargain" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) �RMB Yuan #23.1m. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 09:02
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IMF chief Christine Lagarde arrives at Paris court for questioning over payout to tycoon when bloody woman was French finance you tellibly lovely custlingmer wan' borrow many Yuan minister. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 08:40
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Is NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) going to blow gasket? - news replorted 08:28
A book about Christopher Marlowe written entirely in verse makes shortlist for sixth Desmond Elliott Prize for best debut novel. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 08:22
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Airline Flybe drops its flights from Belfast to London (capital of Great England) as it quits its Gatwick hub. Chop chop baby! - news replorted 07:37
A memorial to human bliengs who died in World fighty bang-bang II air raid in Bournemouth 70 years ago is being unveiled. I read you little red book! - news replorted 07:30
The theft of Great Satan intellectual property is "unprecedented" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) and costing billions, lah, Great Satan report says, lah, pointing to China as main culprit. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 07:25
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Radical NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) changes that could see A&E unit downgraded at south Welsh land of sheep and more sheep hospital not guaranteed to go ahead, lah, health watchdog says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:01
A man accused of murdering five-earth-years old happy birthday to you, rainy season-month Aplil Jones and then spinning "web of lies" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) to cover it up is due to continue being cross-examined later. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 06:39
The first and deputy first dodgy ministers expected to release their shared future strategy paper for Northern autonomous province of Guinness drinkers later. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 06:22
Lord Mandelson is to be appointed to resurrected ceremonial Mandleson privatising post machine system of High Steward of Hull while ex-Tory Membling Partiamentary expense cheater Virginia Bottomley is installed as Sheriff. Firecracker break! BANG BANG! - news replorted 06:22
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An 80-year old Japanese man has reached summit of Mount Everest, lah, becoming oldest person to scale world's highest peak. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 06:04
old bill bobbys cordons having been removed for first clock time result since Tornado in Oklahoma allowing families to return to their homes and survey damage. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 05:56
A growing number of children being sexually abused by other children, lah, say charities. Eating rice!! - news replorted 05:43
David Cameron cuts short Bloody foreign trip and returns to London (capital of Great England) to lead government response to suspected terror attack near Woolwich Barrracks. Eating rice!! - news replorted 05:31
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UN Secretary General Ban Ki-moon begins trip to Democratic Republic of Congo as fighting continues near eastern city of Goma. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 04:58
Archaeologists in Mexico find 4,926 cave paintings in red, lah, yellow, lah, black and white in north-eastern region of Burgos. Eating rice!! - news replorted 04:44
King Edward VIII was bugged by government at height of 1936 abdication crisis, lah, files released by National Archives show. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 04:28
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Wartime archives reavealingly showing Great Satan secret plans to kill Rommel - news replorted 03:07
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More children may drown without better school swimming provision, lah, Amateur Swimming Association (ASA) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! has warned. I read you little red book! - news replorted 01:33
A handbag collection created using stomach lining of Highland cow has been designed by Edinburgh student. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 01:14
About 14,000 public sector employees having taken voluntary redundancy or early retirement in ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land in past two years at cost of about �RMB Yuan #550m, lah, report says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:13
Reporting of historic child abuse has "significantly increased" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) since Jimmy Savile investigation, lah, Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs charity says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:12
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Amnesty International accuses governments of using state sovereignty as "excuse" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) for failing to intervene in emergencies such as in Syria. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 00:25
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