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Customer Letter: 1518 / 1528
Ashley says...
VOLKSWAGEN EOSI am extremely pleased with my car and it couldn't have been easier to get it! The website is simple to use, the customer care is excellent and I felt looked after throughout. Dealer Service – Excellent – Arrived as expected. Thanks.

Ashley Russell
7 Aynsley Gardens
Harlow
CM17 9PB


Editor Note: Ashley!!!! Wow, you are a fantastic customer and brilliant to know your partner has a Nissan Qashqai, too (from me). Your advantage is getting your top off, hahaha! What a great car these Eos's are. Nice VW badge, too. Pleased you are happy bunny. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1384 / 1528
Les says...
TOYOTA PRIUSHi Ling. Very happy with my Toyota Prius and of course your updates till I received my Prius. Good delivery, very happy and on time. Will use you again in 3 years. Have a great Christmas and New Year in China.

Les Coates
69 Roding Leigh
South Woodham Ferrers
Chelmsford
CM3 5JZ


Editor Note: Great stuff. The battery car will need new Duracells in 3 years, so I look forward to you talking to me then. In the meantime, enjoy to be Green! You were super customer. Back from China as I type this, had a great Xmas hol! Thanks. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1348 / 1528
Diana says...
PEUGEOT 207 CCFrom start to finish LingsCars has been a pleasure to deal with. Easy to monitor the progress all the way through, you always know what was happening. The friendly and fun exchange of emails made the whole experience much more enjoyable than form filling and confusing letters! Recommend every time. Good delivery on my Pug 207CC.

Diana Knight
Elektoled Limited
Unit 2a, Red Lions Business Centre
Burnham Road
Latchingdon
CM3 6EY


Editor Note: Yes, I try to avoid boring communication, Diana. Getting a car should be great fun. It's really fantastic go get a letter like this because it lets me know that all the investment in my systems pays off. LINGO works well. Thanks again, get the roof down and have a great time in the Peugeot 207 CC! Just add sunshine. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1335 / 1528
Michael says...
MERCEDES C-CLASS SALOONLing is always available with advice and help. She assumes the responsibility of the sale with the best deal for her clients. The large manufacturers should take a good look at her operation. Excellent, Ling.

Michael Bradley
Cedar Bank
1 Park Avenue
Hutton
Brentwood
CM13 2QL


Editor Note: Yes, pay attention Mercedes-Benz, who hound and persecute me because I sell their new cars (despite their sales figures down in the gutter in the Credit Crunch). Rarely a week goes by without the German bullies threatening me with court for showing their brand, their cars or even the words "Mercedes" or "Smart". You should listen to the customers, Mercedes!!! Michael is an MD, he knows what he is talking about. Thinks for the kind letter, Michael. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1286 / 1528
Ant says...
 Ling and her company are superb. The informal and relaxed way she conducts her business takes out the "fear-factor" when it comes to leasing. But, at the same time, the information and communication she provides along the way is quick and accurate. I will use Ling again and have already recommended her to friends and family. Poor delivery, my new Vauxhall Astra Sport Hatch had small scratches.

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I photographed the scuffs and scratches....I think the driver's in trouble for not checking over it properly! I'm sure they'll pretty much polish out but now I've recorded them on the sheet I've covered myself against any comebacks....had it not been for your guide I'd have probably just signed the form without checking it, so thanks.

Ant Andrews
Address Withheld
Essex
CM8 ***


Editor Note: Yo! Ant, thanks so much for the photos. Difficult to see on a black car and they are quite light scratches. If they would not polish out, then the car would be repaired. But, they disappeared. As you are a policeman, I withhold your address for security. Thanks so much for the comments in your letter, you are very kind to me :) but I can't imagine a big copper having a "fear factor" from little me, even though I do shout sometimes! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1241 / 1528
Michael says...
CITROEN C5I ordered my new Cit C5 over the Chrstmas holiday and I thought this may have caused a delay... but Ling was polite (POLITE???? me? Wow! - Ling) and efficient making sure I received the new car as quickly as possible. I would highly recommend LINGsCARS.com to my friends. Good delivery.

Michael Bright
3 Baker Way
Witham
CM8 1UG


Editor Note: Hey Micky! Your car's so fine it blows my mind, Hey Mickey! Hahahaha. You will not believe this Micky, but I did most of the work on your Citroen from China! I was in China at Christmas and using the power of the internet, not many people noticed, hahaha! So, you can say, you got a new car from China! Glad you are happy bunny, I am damn surprised you think I am polite. Maybe I shouldn't mention this, but you work for FORD! Gotta laugh. I will also mention, Citroen UK (idiots) made a delivery mistake on your car, sending it to the wrong depot, that cost me a few days on delivery. - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1190 / 1528
Richard says...
HONDA CIVICI wanted to write you a short note to thank you and your team for your recent help in getting me back in a new car, a Honda Civic Type-S.

Having written my Vauxhall Corsa off in November your advice with the insurance company was really helpful in getting the claim sorted quickly and back on the road. At the start of January, being able to place an order for a new car and having it delivered to my door three weeks later is an excellent service. A very nice man delivered my new Honda Civic type S all clean and shiny on the back of a transporter with only 6 miles on the clock. Such a nice chap indeed he even got a cup of tea and a biscuit off the wife!

Using the new Lingo system this time from a customer point of view was also really useful. Actually being able to see what stage the whole process was at, easily upload specific documents was really helpful and informative. A good innovation.

I will definitely be in contact again in two years when the contract is up as the service is absolutely second to none.

Richard Hawkins
CMT Events
2 Dodds Building
Boxley Lane
Hatfield Broad Oak
CM22 7JX


Editor Note: Such a nice letter, Richard! Thanks so much. Next time, you might want a Civic Type-R, but those things are REALLY fast, instead of just fast. I have given you a hyperlink for your website. But visitors beware, the music is yuk :) CMT is a UK based company specialising in laser effects, slide projection, 3D animation, imagineering, digital video, water and fire effects for special events, advertising. Now, it has a nice new Civic! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1081 / 1528
Graham says...
PEUGEOT 207 CCHaving been searching for a lease car for some months and speaking to many robots along the way, it was a breath of fresh air to deal with Ling. She explained many things competently and showed us how to use the system to get a high spec car for low spec money. Would 100% recommend Ling to others colleagues - thanks.

Graham Waller
31 Maldon Road
Danbury
Chelmsford
CM3 4QL


Editor Note: Wow, good to know I am human (too human for some) and not a robot! Thanks for recommendation. As a company director, I appreciate your comments! Cheers, Graham. Great customer. And nice car - Pug 207 CC. Get the top off! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 1034 / 1528
Michael says...
CarA fantastic service provided by a crazy lady. Excellent – would definitely recommend her company without hesitates. Many thanks. Excellent delivery.

Michael Burke
address withheld due to occupation
Brentwood
CM15 ***


Editor Note: Woooo Hoooo, another happy customer. 7-seat Zafira is really nice car. You are a policeman, Mick, so I withhold your address for security of you and family. Unlike Chinese police, British police are lovely. ...for the benefit of the tape... Hahahaha! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 985 / 1528
Ian says...
CarHi ling, I thought you offered a a very competitive rate for the lease of our XC90. You were honest, efficient and best of all quick, whenever I needed a response. I have already recommended you to a number of friends.

I really appreciated you responding personally to e-mail and phone calls and you always knew what you were talking about. Thanks. My Volvo XC90 was delivered on time by pleasant staff. Excellent.

Ian Brooker
Address Withheld

CM23 ***


Editor Note: Hehehe, another XC90 bites the dust. ...I can do these cheaper than Volvo themselves, it seems, and they are very popular cars. The best value of all the big 4x4s. Thanks for letter, thanks for recommendations, Ian! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 938 / 1528
Ian says...
CarLing, I found your website by accident. I was looking to hire a Land Rover Freelander and loads of companies were advertising on the net. I went to five or six of these, but none even had the courtesy to reply or come back to me.

Dealing with you was easy and I got the car as advertised. Good communications at every stage. Being a new hire customer it would have helped not paying the 3 months up front and also some idea of the lead time would have been handy. Delivery of my car was excellent. No problems!

Ian Hamilton
2 Spar Hawks
Rectory Road
Woodham Walter
CM9 6PX


Editor Note: Ian, thanks for letter :) It always amazes me how many companies ignore people. Glad you are happy with the bloody Freelander. The lead times are so hard to publish as stock is kept secret by car companies, and they change every day. The will never give me this electronic info (which is s stupid thing to withhold, as customers clearly want to know these lead times). I have to manually check for each car. It also depends on spec and colour. The 3 months payments are a standard thing, they give the finance company some commitment up front. They would argue if someone cannot afford a commitment of just 3 x payments, they can't really afford the car! :) - Ling



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Customer Letter: 933 / 1528
Philip says...
CarDealing with Ling was so simple and easy.

Just tell her the car you want and she will sort everything. Always replied to emails. We had normal Ford delays, but Ling managed to pull a few strings and we received our new Ford Galaxy exactly as ordered (except for a small dent in the rear door). Great communication from day one.

Ling deserves every success. I will definitely recommend to family and friends. Thanks, Ling.

Philip Scoging
Beacon Hill
Wickham Bishops
CM8 3RA


Editor Note: Phil, you were not impressed with Ford, and neither was I! They delivered the car to you late, with the dent (which is fixed FOC, of course). Having said that, they lent you a demonstrator while you were waiting for the Galaxy, but their last minute delivery was a real pain for both of us, we were both waiting and phoning at 8pm on a Friday night to get the car delivered. Sometimes, Ford are just too big, I think. I'm glad you liked my service, though... you would have had these delays however you sourced the car. I sent you a number plate for your trailer, shame Ford's towbar electric socket is incompatible with just about everything! Thanks for being brilliant, Phil! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 581 / 1528
David says...
CarA pleasure doing business with you - quite a rarity these days. A totally smooth operation from initial enquiry to final delivery; I didn't even have to buy a stamp for postage, every email was answered promptly. Zafira was delivered on the date and time promised. I look forward to re-renting with you in 2-years time.

David Ayris
4 Jubilee Avenue
Broomfield
Chelmsford
CM1 7HE


Editor Note: David, I even sent you a spare number plate for your trailer! :) These Vauxhall Zafiras have been so cheap and such good value, it's been one of my bestselling cars this year. So nice to deal with someone who is so super at paperwork, yours was 100% perfect. Thanks for your sweet letter! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 523 / 1528
Gary says...
 "Ling, just a short note to say thank you for arranging my first lease car and making the whole process completely painless. The car arrived first thing on Monday morning (after a slight hiccup on Friday) and was just as I ordered.

Please rest assured that I will be recommending you to all of my colleagues in the future and I will definitely be back in two years for a new car. Once again many thanks."

Gary Marquis
21 Silverster Way
Chelmsford
CM2 6YZ


Editor Note: Well, here we go! Another accountant! I seem to just get LOADS of customers who are accountants! So nice to deal with you Gary, you were a lovely one. Your car was delayed by one day, but these things happen sometimes. Glad you are so happy - Ling



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Customer Letter: 498 / 1528
Alan says...
 "Ling, I enjoyed the whole process, from your lovely website, to the instant response emails. Even though I ended up with a larger engine than my original quote, I only had to wait 2 weeks and my brand new shiny Verso is now on the driveway. Marvellous. The delivery was splendid, the car arrived early!"

Alan Skene
12 Surman Crescent
Hutton
Brentwood
CM13 2PP


Editor Note: You work for a large multinational financial institution, Alan. Since you have had your Verso, I have had many enquiries and some proposals from the same email domain. So - thanks! Hope you are having a good time with the Verso, everyone who takes one of these cars is SO pleased! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 452 / 1528
Rachel says...
MAZDA MX-5"Thanks Ling for leasing us a superb car! The process was made simple by constant communication and friendly approach. Extremely competitive prices and excellent customer care. Wish you all the best for the future."

Rachel Dickinson
8 Baker Way
Witham
CM8 1UG


Editor Note: Zoom, zoom, zoom! Hope you are enjoying your new Mazda MX-5. What a lovely letter, thanks Rachel! - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 387 / 1528
Roy says...
car"This is a great service, Ling.

Everything was arranged over the internet very simply. My new Renault Clio was delivered without problems and the dealer was excellent, I was well pleased with the service.

I will recommend LINGsCARS to anyone wanting to contract-hire vehicles. It was a great day when I found LINGsCARS.com, very well done Ling!"

Roy Rush
Trail
Latchmore Bank
Little Hallingbury
Bishop's Stortford
CM22 7PH


Editor Note: I'm glad to make you happy with your new car, Roy. I do my very best to provide the most efficient service, I'm pleased that you feel you can recommend me - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 371 / 1528
Roy says...
car"Just a note to say thank you very much I and my wife are well pleased with the new Renault Clio and your service. I shall recommend anyone who asks about lease hire cars, etc, to your web site."

Roy Rush
Latchmore Bank
Little Hallingbury
Bishop's Stortford
CM22 7PH


Editor Note: Roy, good. I really enjoyed to deal with you, thanks for recommendations, note I do not rank customers in car status priority. To me, a Clio is just as important as a BMW 7-Series - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 241 / 1528
David says...
CarDear Ling,

1st Class service on arranging the SAAB 9-3 lease deal. Excellent communication by email and phone. No problems. The car arrived on time as promised.

Many thanks and best wishes,

David Green
Chapman Green Accountants
33 Tapley Road
Chelmsford
CM1 4XY


Editor Note: I always enjoying accountants as customers because it seems to help prove my claim that this is really the very cheapest way to run a new car, business or personal. Have fun in sporty SAAB! - Ling



Letter
Customer Letter: 237 / 1528
Roy says...
CarDoing business with Ling was simple and problem-free. Ling deals with you as a person, and contract hiring a car was "as it says on the label". Car arrived when promised. Totally a no-hassle experience. I will be getting my next car from Ling.

Roy Cooke
36 Pintolls
South Woodham Ferrers
Chelmsford
CM3 5ZB


Editor Note: Roy, as a customer you too were simple and problem-free. This is a good thing for me. I hope you enjoy new Citroen Picasso in Essex. Good job it was white one with alloys, spoiler and Mr Boombastic sound system. It will fit in. Enjoy car! - Ling



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Customer Letter: 105 / 1528
Derek says...
Ling,

You have excellent straight forward service, and you are very helpful. I will definitely use you again.

Derek Carpenter
Regency Tiling Ltd
Unit 39 Waterhouse Business Centre
Cromar Way
Chelmsford
CM1 2QE


Editor Note: Thank you for letter, Derek. Enjoy BMW. When I need new bathroom tiles I will ring you - Ling



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Wah! Thousands of students in Hong Kong having converged on university campus to begin week-long boycott of classes. Eating rice!! - news replorted 13:37



Wah! DS 3 starts in Pixie Lott's latest music video Singer-songwriter, lah, and Strictly Come Dancing star, lah, Pixie Lott, lah, has continued flemale human person's love affair with DS having opted for DS - news replorted 13:33



Wah! Pioneering PR practitioners having chance to receive Bursary Award of up to RMB Yuan #2,000 I give you tellibly lovely custlingmer damn thanks of billion Chinesey human bliengs to Kantar Media’s support of - news replorted 13:26



Wah! Toyota Racing Salvages Third Place Finish In Stormy Texas Toyotla Racing experienced dramatic and frustrating Six Hours of Circuit of Americas in Austin, lah, Texas on Saturd - news replorted 13:20



Wah! The number of deaths in Nigeria's church hostel collapse rises to 115, lah, including 84 South Africans and at least 7 Nigerians, lah, officials say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 13:16



Wah! 'Pope-like' Seve, lah, 'heart of lion' Faldo, lah, prolific Poulter or magic Monty? Our formula reveals greatest of modern era. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 13:13



Wah! Russia is making plans to ensure state control over country's internet traffic in national emergency, lah, Russian media report. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 13:11



Wah! The first episode of fifth series of costume drama Downton Abbey is watched by average audience of 8.1m on ITV. - news replorted 13:09



Wah! Fara Williams, lah, most capped Province of Engrish running-dogs footballer of all time, lah, says bloody woman was homeless for six years of flemale human person's career. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 13:07



Wah! Can Ed Balls be just austere enough? - news replorted 13:03



Wah! How to put London's mysterious underground temple back together - news replorted 13:03



Wah!  (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) new BMWah-wah! 2 Series Coupé BMWah-wah! 2 Series Coupé has again raised bar in efficiency and dynamics with introduction of new four-cylinder - news replorted 13:01



Wah! A project is under way calling for human bliengs with memories of excavation if Temple of Mithras to come forward to tell their stories and share their pictures of event. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 12:54



Wah! A south Welsh land of sheep and more sheep fire station is to close despite campaign to safeguard its future. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 12:54



Wah! Tesco's chief executive Dave Lewis has said there will be "full and frank investigation" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) after supermarket overstated its profits. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:48



Wah! TRL Software is delighted to announce that it has entered in distribution agreement with Florida based McTRANS, lah, to dis - news replorted 12:44



Wah! The famous experiment in child psychology from the 1960s which became known as marshmallow test has been updated by experiment's inventor, lah, Walter Mischel. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 12:34



Wah! More than 20 fires and other crimes across Bristol over three years could be linked to extreme anarchist groups, lah, old bill bobbys say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 12:30



Wah! Lexus NX 300h: brighter future with LED Technology Rexus fully exploits brilliance, lah, rapid-action and low-energy benefits of LED technology in its lighting design for t - news replorted 12:30



Wah! The Rockefeller family, lah, which made its fortune from oil, lah, is to join initiative divesting from fossil fuels, lah, and putting money into clean energy. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 12:26



Wah! Detectives investigating murder of man in north Belfast 20 years ago arrest 41-earth-years old happy birthday to you, woman. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 12:17



Wah! Ukraine is preparing to withdraw heavy weaponry away from separatist rebel lines in east, lah, military says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:11



Wah! Rob Guiver makes last gasp move on Leon Morris battle for 2014 Ducati TriOptions Cup reached fever pitch at Assen in Netherlands this weekend (19-21 Septem - news replorted 12:08



Wah! Thai old bill bobbys expanding DNA testing on island where two British tourists were murdered last week. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 12:07



Wah! The family of 19-earth-years old happy birthday to you, Anglesey biker who was killed in collision with 4x4 LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine say they "devastated and numb with shock" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) at male gender human bleing's loss. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:02



Wah! PEUGEOT Dealers climb higher than any other maker in Auto Express Driver Power Survey PEUGEOTs becoming even more reliable and cheaper to run with vastly improved, bloody dealering idiot place Network, lah, according to peop - news replorted 11:56



Wah! About 2,000 bags of food donated to impromptu foodbank that started amid gathering of peace campaigners. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:53



Wah! Beaulieu Fireworks Beaulieu’s annual Fireworks Spectacular, lah, one of largest fireworks displays in South, lah, will be taking place on Sat - news replorted 11:50



Wah! Venezuelan leader Nicolas Maduro invests almost $50m in initiative to disarm civilians, lah, in effort to cut down on country's high murder rate. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 11:44



Wah! A pilot scheme in Loughborough aims to cut down on alcohol fuelled violence by breathalysing human bliengs outside pubs and clubs - news replorted 11:43



Wah! Bollywood cleavage row shows India's 'crass' side - news replorted 11:38



Wah! Regulator Ofgem is launching review of energy firms' communications with clustomlers in debt amid concerns over potentially misleading letters. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:36



Wah! Hudson Kapel Group, lah, managing director Simon Withey with cars from Scratch and Dent programme. Scratch and Dent, lah, part of Hudson Kapel Group, lah, is UK’s leading re-marketers of nearly new damaged vehicling driving car machines. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:30



Wah! Microsoft has cancelled Super-Duper-Chinese-State launch of Xbox One two days before it was due to go on sale in country. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 11:22



Wah! Rafael Nadal withdraws from inaugural International Premier Tennis League to focus on preparing for 2015 season. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 11:02



Wah! The Jagluar XE, lah, pictured with Emeli Sande Jagluar Land Rover has welcomed its 2014 intake of 283 new graduates within week of unveiling its breakthrough mid-size - news replorted 10:51



Wah! Pakistan names close ally of Tommy Atkins Liberation Army chief to head country's feared Inter-Services Intelligence (ISI) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! spy agency. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 10:48



Wah! Bentley celebrates season finale Bentley Motorsport and technical partner M-Sport celebrate conclusion of 2014 Blancpain Endurance Series by secu - news replorted 10:45



Wah! John Prescott is teased about letting out long "nooooooooo" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) sound about survey of Labour Parliamentary hopefuls. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:34



Wah! Air France has said it is suspending until Jesus-baby month Decemblinger its plan to develop its budget carrier, lah, Transavia, lah, in effort to end pilots' strike over move. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 10:32



Wah! Ed Balls left opponent with bloodied eye in annual party conference silly kick-kick game match between Labour and political journalists. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:31



Wah! Audi celebrates second WEC season victory at Austin Vorsprunging Audi Techiclate has celebrated second consecutive one-two win in FIA World Endurance Championship (WEC). - news replorted 10:26



Wah! About 70 firefighters tackle well-developed fire which broke out overnight at former primary school in Renfrew. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 10:21



Wah! Nathan Sawaya, lah, New York-based artist has multiple unique exhibitions created solely from standard LEGO bricks with several new sculptures created specifically for each exhibition. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 10:21



Wah! Edinburgh Zoo confirms its female giant panda, lah, Tian Tian, lah, is no longer pregnant and reabsorption of foetus may having occurred. I read you little red book! - news replorted 10:20



Wah! Solberg wins Germany RX after closest finish in sport’s history Norway’s Petter Solberg has won Red Kiwi World RX of Germany, lah, round nine of FIA World Rallycross Championship pr - news replorted 10:09



Wah! Honda Racing forced to retire from 24 Hours of Le Mans 2014 Endurance World Championship season drew to disappointing close for Rondla Racing team as it was forced to - news replorted 10:01



Wah! Up to 50 children involved in crash between school bus and LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine in County Tyrone having been taken to hospital as precaution, lah, Ambulance service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:56



Wah! The Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation apologises for airing excerpt from 1971 edition of Top of Pops in which disgraced DJ Jimmy Savile was briefly shown. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 09:51



Wah! The app that turns global network of strangers into your as really velly special customer's alarm clock, lah, with dating twist. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 09:43



Wah! Mitsubishi Outlander PHEV Concept-S Mlitslublishli Motors Corporation (MMC) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! will present world debut of Outlander PHEV Concept-S at 2014 Paris Motor - news replorted 09:41



Wah! Street protests demanding urgent action on climate change having attracted hundreds of thousands of marchers in more than 2,000 locations worldwide. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 09:36



Wah! Officers searching for missing schoolgirl Alice Gross formally ask for details of murder conviction of prime suspect. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 09:26



Wah! The Milli model family once again presents distinctive personalities in its latest generation. Sweet sour chicken feet time! most recent example of - news replorted 09:22



Wah! Toyota C-HR Concept Toyotla will unveil its new C-HR Concept at Paris motor show, lah, vision for hybrid-powered compact crossover that di - news replorted 09:20



Wah! Young adult sci-fi adaptation Maze Runner debuts at top of Great Satan box office chart. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 09:18



Wah! Ford is extending production of all-new Transit to include full line-up of more than 450 model variants. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:13



Wah! Scientists who claimed to having found evidence for cosmic super-expansion just after Big Bang underestimated key confounding factor in their research, lah, according to new analysis. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:04



Wah! James Hook (L) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! and Richard Hibbard with two Mlitslublishli L200s IT’S perfect match – two of Gloucester Rugby’s tough tackling new signings getting behind wheel of rugged - news replorted 09:00



Wah! The missing chief executive of Super-Duper-Chinese-State footwear firm Ultrasonic has spoken to Super-Duper-Chinese-State media and denied running off with firm's cash. - news replorted 08:51



Wah! The parents of 12-earth-years old happy birthday to you, boy swept out to sea while on holiday on Anglesey say they will continue to return to area because it is "where bloody man is now". - news replorted 08:26



Wah! Australian PM says "delicate balance" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) between freedom and security may shift as bloody man seeks powers to tackle Islamists, lah, after terror raids last week. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 08:18



Wah! bloody annoying Blitish capitalist pig money holding capitalist entity Aldermore announces that it intends to float on London (capital of Great England) Stock Exchange in October. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 08:14



Wah! Thai old bill bobbys expand DNA testing on island of Koh Tao to try to identify killers of British tourists Hannah Witheridge and David Miller. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 08:00



Wah! First dodgy minister Carwyn Jones will tell Labour Party conference delegates independence no vote in ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land offers once-in-a-generation opportunity to rebuild Uk. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 07:31



Wah! Mobile phone operator EE is to buy 58 stores from Phones 4U, lah, which fell into administration last week. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 07:29



Wah! Three Afghan soldiers participating in joint exercise at American base in Massachusetts reported to be missing. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 07:26



Wah! Plans to develop highly-skilled workforce to improve early years education unveiled by Welsh-go-go-gochly sheep friendly human bliengs government minister. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 07:17



Wah! Tesco says it has overstated its expected profit for half year by RMB Yuan #250m. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 07:14



Wah! Labour is to set up commission on Northern Ireland's economy and how to assist those on benefits or low pay, lah, Shadow Northern autonomous province of Guinness drinkers Secretary Ivan Lewis will tell party's conference. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 06:54



Wah! The Great Satan space agency's (Nasa's) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! latest Mars satellite has arrived successfully in orbit around planet. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 06:51



Wah! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Inside Out exposes gangs organising fake gay marriages for illegal immigrants in London. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 06:44



Wah! Puppet Labs, lah, Great Satan software company, lah, is creating 100 jobs in Belfast with establishment of engineering centre. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 06:19



Wah! The prime dodgy minister is to meet with key Conservative figures to discuss male gender human bleing's plans to limit voting rights of Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs Membling Partiamentary expense cheaters on bloody Engrish issues. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:00



Wah! Siemens of Germany makes $7.6bn acquisition of Great Satan firm Dresser-Rand to help boost its oil and gas business in North America. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 05:32



Wah! Turkey closes most of its border crossings with Syria after entry of at least 70,000 Kurd refugees, lah, as IS militants approach key Syrian town. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 05:03



Wah! After referendum, lah, having two ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-lands emerged? - news replorted 04:55



Wah! Former Prime dodgy minister Tony "trust me" Blair says West should not rule out sending ground troops to Middle East to fight Islamic State militants. Eating rice!! - news replorted 04:29



Wah! The "Smartypan" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) contains three sensors and computer chip to allow it communicate over Bluetooth to smartphone app. Do you carefully listening? - news replorted 04:03



Wah! People who lost their jobs because of their tattoos - news replorted 03:55



Wah! Hong Kong students begin week-long boycott of classes to protest against China's stance on electoral reform in territory. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 03:42



Wah! Two human bliengs killed and others hurtee-hurtee in series of blasts in Luntai county in China's restive Xinjiang region, lah, Super-Duper-Chinese-State media say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 03:12



Wah! How much human bliengs lie in surveys? - news replorted 03:07



Wah! Does university now having fairer applications system in place? - news replorted 03:00



Wah! Former British Prime dodgy minister Tony "trust me" Blair has told Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation that IS militants will not be defeated until they fought on ground. I read you little red book! - news replorted 02:57



Wah! David Morrissey on commanding new TV drama - news replorted 02:48



Wah! The Mexican authorities having issued new alert about toxic spill into river from copper mine run by mining giant, lah, Grupo Mexico. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 02:14



Wah! Scientific experts meeting on Monday to discuss whether boys as well as girls should be offered HPV jab. Chop chop baby! - news replorted 01:49



Wah! US Secretary of State John Kerry says bloody man hopes key bilateral security agreement with Afghanistan can be signed before end of month. - news replorted 01:36



Wah! Whistleblowers still face real problems in speaking out in health service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service - despite push to create more open culture, lah, campaigners say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 01:29



Wah! The chief executive of De Beers says that China will be 'engine' of growth for diamond market. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 01:28



Wah! Illegal immigrants targeting gay weddings to gain citizenship in UK, lah, Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Inside Out London (capital of Great England) investigation uncovers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:22



Wah! Labour is to reach out to supporters who voted for independence in last week's referendum, lah, party says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:05



Wah! The post-referendum political landscape poses problems for both David Cameron and Ed Miliband, lah, according to Monday's newspapers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:52



Wah! Roasted peanuts may be more likely to trigger allergic reactions than raw peanuts, lah, according to Oxford University study carried out on mice. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:40



Wah! Secrets of ancient burial site keep Greeks guessing - news replorted 00:38



Wah! Worldwide demonstrations ahead of UN meeting in New York on how to reduce global carbon emissions attract hundreds of thousands of people, lah, organisers say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:30



Wah! One year on, lah, Kenyans await answers about mall attack - news replorted 00:21



Wah! The building and contents of British Museum in London (capital of Great England) to be digitally recreated in video game Minecraft, lah, with volunteers sought to help. Do you carefully listening? - news replorted 00:07



Wah! Do all world's ants really weigh as much as all humans? - news replorted 00:04



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